Sad Boyz - Fake Restaurant Tricks Customers

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

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welcome to sad boys a podcast about feelings and other things also i'm jarvis howdy i'm jordan and today it's just the boys howdy i think landed it's gonna be good that's gonna be your thing now yeah i think people are really gonna like that it's your thing yeah howdy has been around it is my thing okay well people don't say it anymore uh right until you brought it back yeah yeah that would be crazy if i thought it was like old English instead of just from a different place. Yeah. You say howdy and they go, what is that? When I see like old west movies, I'm like, yeah, that's like Game of Thrones.

It's like fantasy kind of. Right. Right. Yeah. It's up there with the word Fortnite before the game. People would just use it to sound old timey. I think howdy is like a another tech one howdy dream team right hey gang hey yeah i do i do love you know one thing about some of the more

woke tech spaces that we were that we worked in where, you know, we were being like aware of gendered language and stuff. One of the big things was like, oh, let's not say, hey guys, because that can be exclusive language, right? And, you know, take what you will about, you know, whether or not guys is gender neutral or whatever. I do think it's a good exercise to be like, oh, okay, where does this language come from? And I do like a lot of the alternatives to guys. Yeah, they're fun. I say gang a lot. Squad.

Squad. Team. Fellas. Okay, close. You were so close. The boys. You're getting further away, actually. You're colder than you were before.

Girls. You've gone on the other side, still wrong, actually. Dude, what can I say? You know what I mean? They just want to cancel you. You did everything right. Indicted, guys. Indicted, boys.

Sorry, I watched a trump rally thing and uh he was doing like a tight five about getting indicted so much and one of the things he said was uh i can't do a trump impression i really wish i could it was just like i didn't even know that word indicted and now it seems like every 30 days or every 30 seconds i'm getting indicted. You were 68 years old. That's not impressive. You were 70 years old. You'd never heard the word indicted before. You worked in government.

You were the president. What do you mean you've never heard the word indicted? They tried to do it before, like a couple of years ago to you. This is not the first time. It just doesn't. I'm like, that's such a funny, because he does, it's his normal recipe of like, no one knew about this thing. And then I was involved and then they knew about it.

But you can't just do that for basic knowledge. It's so trivial that none of us have even heard of it. Oh, I drunk drove. And now there's this thing called a car. No one was even talking about DUIs before I did it. No one drove. I crashed, folks. Roll on horseback.

Roll on horseback. I drove into a Walmart. Might be. It really is a tight five. That is his approach. Oh, it was like people were laughing. He crushes. There was this thing where I don't know where he was

geographically but he was talking to auto workers and he was getting them to like cheer against unions it was like such a weird i was like it was just such a transparent example of that thing where uh you know people will get you to work against your own self-interest and i was like no no no this what do you mean what do you mean unions are bad no they're good the u.s has so many for a really long time i thought you know i knew that before moving here i'm like yeah plenty of uh ideological and political issues blah blah blah i moved here right at the near the end of uh i think one year the obama administration so the dialogue was already happening the best year the discourse but i thought i was being unfairly judgmental or like

uninformed when it came to just constantly hearing people talk about like the validity of guilds or like the the whether privatized health care is objectively good for the population whether socialism would do x or y right to the point where i'm like okay well it sounds like you just shouldn't have guns but i must be missing something because so many people think you should still have the gun. Am I forgetting something? People will threaten to shoot you for even suggesting that maybe guns are something that we don't all need. People's relationship with the Constitution is also bizarre. There's really just nothing. even nominally i mean i guess we could say they're sent to left but leftist circle that i have known and worked with will like still be pretty die hard ride or die constitutionalist yeah which is strange to me it seems the equivalent of me being like oh yeah the queen should be able to make laws

whenever she's in the mood yeah she'd be allowed to kill people queen are you crazy yeah it's weird it's so effective it's like the best i mean it doesn't hurt that america makes most movies and tv yeah like they the number one export of america is like tv is vibes it's vibes based media yeah just like everything to just paint the most picturesque image of of civilization yeah it's like when they have those little uh towns near the airport in pyongyang where it's just like painted walls look at utopia oh it's like a like a perspective like when somebody paints on a sidewalk and it looks like like i saw this very wholesome video of um a few kids on their bike and someone had done a chalk drawing of an Eevee into the driveway. Oh, cute.

And the kids, it's just like the kids are stopping and they stop on their bike. And one of them goes, how do people do that? He was just so mystified by the art. And I was like, that's wholesome. You've seen those clips of babies, like experiments. I believe the oldest, the only clip I've seen of it is pretty old because it seems like maybe not a super ethical experiment now. But it's little kids as they get older, understanding how perspective works and depth. And by the time they're crawling, they don't have it yet.

Yeah. But then at a very specific point you can put a child still at like crawling age you can put an infant on a track where the perspective of the zigzags make it look like a drop and the kid will like go right up and go okay yeah they'll do an adult stop where you just go like and like comically look around okay that's like uh there's mats that have like a fake like optical illusion hole in them and then you you can see which animals will like perceive it or not i've seen videos on instagram and stuff where like a cat will go up to it and go i'm gonna walk around fine i'm not gonna chance it i told you about my uh person to spider

ratio theory huh i believe that all animals exist on a spectrum between the relatability of a person and the the confusion and unrelatability of a spider so like you know how if you see a spider you're just like oh it's just crawling and then it flies i didn't fucking know they could do that i didn't know i'm learning this right now sometimes you see a type of spider that's like changes color just does something crazy and it's like fucking i remember so in florida we have flying cockroaches and the i i don't know if it's seasonal but i remember one day i saw a cockroach take flight. That was a bad day. That's like against the rules. Yeah.

What do you, they got a patch or something? Don't they have laws for bugs? Oh yeah. They fly now. What do you mean they fly now? That's horrifying. But that,

yeah, that's my rule set for cats V dogs. I think a dog is a five.'s like you know big eyes they've been bred to kind of be relatable and cute a lot of the ways they express emotions kind of human they do gym look to the camera kind of stuff yeah and then a cat's like a seven because sometimes like you'll see a big cat just like a big tubby cat real cute and it'll just do three backflips what the fuck how did you do that one time one time a cat um i thought it was a street cat it was not but this cat was in my yard yeah it was a bird cat it was a bucky larson cat um the like dipper and frankie were like out in the yard and i started

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Now back to your regularly scheduled boys. That had a human scream where it was just like, it was like, it sounded like a child was outside screaming at the top of its lungs and then the dogs who are generally well behaved and don't really like attack anything were a comfortable distance away going what the fuck is going on and then the cat was like

it is like why is it making those sounds and then i got up close to the cat uh not close but i got up close enough to do a zoom on my phone to see that it had a tag uh and it was a house cat and it turned out that i called the number on the phone or i texted the number on the phone and it was somebody who was on vacation and their friend who was house sitting had lost their cat and uh i tried to like lure the cat but it just ran off but i think the cat was recovered oh dude and the cat had a fun name like sebastian or bellinor that really is a i don't think there are a lot of unsuccessful dog names. A good cat name. It's just like a homie.

Is that Rick? Okay. Dog names, Spot. You know what I mean? Fluffy. Cat names, Captain Whiskers. El Meow Smith. Yeah. Like, yeah.

Meow-Scarada. Or like, Meow-Meow McMeowington. Why do you get i've never met a dog named like puppers mcbarky but cat names are like um whiskers the wonder cat litter litter box l scratchio um yeah no seriously i was uh chatting to ethan earlier and he was talking about like he just did a video like just saw some stuff from me an influencer that amongst just being generally shitty was this is not a shitty thing it was italian american that wasn't on my list of shitty things okay but then canceled no never the irish i the the last name i'm not kidding it was like spaghetti leone and i i'll check with you that it was that for like bolognese and i'm like that's racist you can't call you didn't decide that someone else said it you know you got to like

uh whatever rikers island wherever they were and they just went like uh no it's spaghetti oh wait uh ellis island because it's a prison that's where they should go you know i thought you were yeah that's so funny i was trying to join along in the joke and say something uh vaguely italian sounding and what almost came out of my mouth was florigato which is another name for Pokemon. So I have said, so Sprigatito involves in Florigato, which involves in a Mioscarata. And I almost have said all those Pokemon names on accident today. Isn't Fuicoco, are they supposed to be like? They're like, they're all Mexican.

Oh. Yeah. See, I went on Spain. Yeah. I'm buying Euro based uh yeah uh yeah they yeah they're i can't remember the like one of them is a specific like dancer like the water what it does like salsa yeah and then um fuoco evolves into Crocolore, which evolves into... How can I not remember the third evolution?

That's like my main one, too. Hey, Google, what's the third evolution of Fuecoco? Sorry, I don't have any information about that. Skeledurge. That's the one, yeah. But yeah Fake game. Skeledurge. That's the one, yeah. But yeah, I think Skeledurge is like a Dia de los Muertos type thing. That's why he's ghost or dark type. He's ghost, yeah.

And then he also has a microphone. And I don't know. He's like a singer. And I don't know where that element is. He has a little microphone. Oh, I didn't even realize. Yeah, it's. Oh, like a. and i don't know where that like element is like he has a little microphone oh i didn't even realize yeah it's oh like like a no no no like it you would see it if you play scarlet and violet the like signature move of uh skele dirge uh there's like a microphone and he like screams into it or something like that it's cool oh but then crocolore has like a little

sombrero on yes yeah i remember that yeah he's very cute i'm fine you know what i'm done yeah i'm in the process of finding out after all my fucking around with pokemon go yeah yeah how like how long it has been since i would i had literacy and now i'll catch like a gen 3 i'll be like it's a fucking from oh well uh we actually this is a great transition into a little game I wanted to play. Load up, guess that Pokemon. I found a website. Ooh. And not only that, but it was a website about Pokemon.

I want you to, there's a few toggles that we can give. Oh, great. So I don't want you to have to guess gens one through nine. So choose. And I think if you do easy, if you do easy, Jacob, it brings up the image of the Pokemon. But then we'll have to wait until the next one. Will you type in Goldeen there? Because that's a Goldeen.

Of course. Yes. G-O-L-D-E-E-N. Yeah. Okay, cool. And then. of course yes g-o-l-d-e-e-n yeah okay cool and then okay so now the languages too okay so now now it'll show the pictures now where would you say like i want you to pick generations you're comfortable with so if it's one through three then we can uncheck four through nine um let's yeah can you give me one through four? What's four? What game would that be? Diamond and Pearl. Yeah, you can leave four.

I don't play, but I was in the atmosphere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, Dennis. This is Glyscor or Glysor. It's the evolution of Gligar. It's from Gen 4, actually. Hit I don't know. G-L-I-S-C-O-R.

G-L-I-S-C-O-R. G-L-I-S-C-O-R. I also know it as Corgo. All right. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Bayleaf.

A-B-A-Y-L-E-E-F. One word. That's his last name. Also known as Macronium. Okay. Okay. So's do it let's let's do it like this um let's do maybe five and then do you want to take like a a guess of how well you'll do with just not including this one right here okay um so uh from next. Starting at the next one. Just so that you don't have, you have an extra long time to look at this one.

I reckon of five, I reckon I'll get three. Okay. Three of five. That's good. I would be happy if we got three of five. Three of five from Gen 1 through 4. And then afterward we'll do,

I'll do the normal difficulty because I think the ultra, the harder difficulties are like by the ultra, the harder difficulties are like by the cry of the Pokemon. It's like nobody fucking knows. So by silhouette, I'll do mine by silhouette gems one through nine.

Elite is by genome. No, it truly gets stupid. They shouldn't be difficulty easy through elite. It should be like with the picture, without the picture, with the sound. Viable, not fair.

Did I have to do anything else before we start? All right. Anyway, this is Burme. And. Dude. You got this one. That's my fucking dude. That's your fucking dude.

My fear is that I'll say something similar or in the loop. Oh, but that's fine. I believe that is Clefairy oh you're so close that's that's because i don't recognize the wings going on there so this is clefairy's evolution evolves with a moonstone in the original games the the fairy evolution The very evolution as it has been told. Oh, here's a fun thing. What is, what, like if you're telling an old story, like a fanciful tale, what's another word for a fanciful tale? Also a word for a video game, a famous video game franchise.

Oh, Halo. Ooh, close. close unchartio um a fable perhaps no is it cliff fable it is okay all right hey come on there's something there i want to give you a half point on that one yeah i think if we can operate with it half points. Yeah, I'll offer that. All right. Oh, shoot. This guy's currently in Shadow Raids. Is he?

And this is another one where I'm like evolutionarily. Because I'm a creationist. Right, okay. Evolutionarily. Oh, it's supposed to be a monkey at some point? Get the hell out of here. Sorry. What's gender?

Go back on track. Is it Electabuzz? It is Electabuzz. Why are you giving like a Master Roshi laugh? So, fun fact, Electabuzz was, this was originally, so Electabuzz is Gen 1. Oh. So it was released like this. But then in Gen 2, they released baby Pokemon for the first time.

And Elekid, it's pre-evolution, came out, which is adorable. It's got like little plugs, like an outlet plug as its head. And then in Gen 4, they now released Electivire, who is its evolution. Yeah. Well, thank fuck I did land on the right. I mean, he's got a great aesthetic. He has Riz. He has Riz with two Zs.

Electic. Electic is the German word. Oh, fucking shit. You got this. I mean he's got he's a great aesthetic he has riz he has riz with two z's electric electric is the German word oh fucking shit you got this that is of course the very there he is

he's blue so that's good what is it you know there's so many ways you can describe it uh but there's only one way to say the name english is the i should do the english one oh yeah no don't do like the german one i know you know all the other languages do you want like a hint maybe we can do like a hint also is this number three that we were doing with jordan so so so we had a half point and then a full point so one and a half out of two right now uh the very hint would be oh yeah they hit could i please so i'll do scaling hints so this is one of three of a legendary set oh okay

ah maybe we'll do things like uh you can ask the generation as a lifeline okay you can ask uh we can come up with other things that i kind of want to do this more than just once. Okay, give me the gen. I'll take the gen. Gen one. Fuck. It's mute. Shit. Every answer is you too. Agumon. Okay, that's a Digimon. So you're real close,

but not quite the right franchise. Nathan Drake. Ah, it's Halo. He's a Digimon. So you're real close, but not quite the right franchise. Nathan Drake. Ah, it's Halo. It's a bird. It is a bird. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Okay.

How many points is that? That's still zero points. That's right. So are you familiar with Zapdos? Yes. Are you familiar with Moltres? No. Okay.

So Zapdos is a part of the trio. Oh. Oh. Oh. No, I don't know. I am boned. I have no idea. This is Articuno.

Oof. Yeah. Damn. So fun fact. That's not the final stage, huh? No, they only have the one. So Articuno, Moltres, Zapdos, the legendary birds, Gen 1 birds. One fun thing about them is that Uno, Dos, Tres.

Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres. There's so much Spanish in these. Yeah, there are. Hey, I've known a few legendary poets in my time. Hey, oh, you got this one. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, don't do that. Jacob, did you hear?

That's misogynist. Answer the phone. Were you able to hear me? No, you can hear the monitors. Right, yeah. You got this one. Yes. That's Evie.

Evie. That's my man. That's my current grind. Oh, yeah. Building up an Evie. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, this is a... Fuck. Evie. That's my man. That's my current grind. Oh, yeah. Building up an Evie. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, this is a... Fuck.

For you. Shit. Let me know if you want generation, because this will be tough. There's a fourth generation. There's nine generations. But he's not in my fourth?'s he's the fourth generation he is actually from gen four that would be my oh god for the listener he's well you know what's distinct about this is how the fuck do i describe what that is even in like it it looks like an OC. It looks like a Sonic OC.

Caterpillar Wingmon. That's actually not bad. He's a ghost dragon. Jesus. I realized the other day that the factoid of... Do you know that Charizard is not dragon type? That is the pokey version of... Did you know that Tame impala is one guy oh yeah dude damn what's first letter exactly g

garganzola oh kind of from the italian series um i will tell you that syllabically You're It's the right number of syllables And The last letter Is correct Gabagula The Sopranosa Tony Sopranosa I you know what

I don't know Okay it's Giratina Shit gosh hell Is this the last one that we're coming up on? This one was five. Oh, this is five. All right. Bonus.

Mouse core. Different cat word. Cat related thing starts the name of this one. Dog. How would you describe this? This is just a this is a big that's that's just a okay i see a big cat with a kind of is it a pretty cat uh handsome handsome interesting it's it's it's got two wait is that two sets of ears or is that

the center of one big set of ears great question i think it's the center of one big set of ears? Great question. I think it's the center of one big set of ears. Ah, earmon. Earmon? It's Chet Hanks. Chet Hanks is a good guess. Okay, so it's a pretty vanilla-looking kitty cat. Wait, did somebody in our group chat recently post a really ugly version of this cat?

Or is that a different cat? No, probably a different cat. But the word ugly is in this pokemon's name that's me oh feel bad maybe when they're ugly yeah i'll give you a bonus that's so mean it is so mean it's not is this an ugly cat to you um i think i've been propagandized. Oh no. That's like you just saw Godzilla. Oh no. It's real.

Oh no. I traded this with Katie. No. It's not Agumon. I'm unironically thinking that. It's steel type. It is something like Agust that. It's steel type. Steel flying. It is steel flying type. It is something like Agustil.

No, it's not. Oh, no. It does start with S. Oh, God damn it. Stegle. Steg metal. These are good names. Scar. Garga steel okay it does start with scar gachu speak of pikachu metal pikachu metal pikachu is even more wrong check all right i'll look it up detect

it is not detective pikachu seems wrong but whatever that's one down I have to google something alright this is skarmory fuck you know goldie I'm gonna do this normal difficulty where it's just the silhouettes

uh where is it did it change it it changes after the next one oh i see all right i'll do five okay this is that's get out of here that's coughing no it's not okay we got coffin okay what he's cute people don't like coffin i think he's cute. This is actually... Well, Cradily is what comes to mind, but it's not Cradily. It's the other one. Are we competing? Because I got a good guess.

Oh, yeah. What's your guess? That's Kofing. No. Okay. I don't think it's Cradily. It's the other one. Cradley and...

Fuck, what's the... This is one I should know. Lalique. Oh, I always forget the name. I think you mean Alilia. All right, that's cast for him. Wow, damn. Oh.

Oh, he's wearing like a rob robber's mask this looks like um okay so we're looking at like a spiky kind of uh stalactite stalagmite which yeah it could could be a stalagmite it's a bunch of rocky bits my first guess was bord, which is like the name of the Gigalith pre-evolution. Oh, like the gate. But it's... Or no. Actually, hold on. I don't know.

No, I think you're right. I think it's like the Stalagmite Pokemon that's name escapes you. Bergmite. Berg. Oh, Iceberg. Yeah. Hey, there he is.

That's Oshawott. Fuck. What is his deal? What is he alluding to in that series? What's his deal? I don't know. Nidoran male. The fucking boys. That's Whismur.

Oh, dude. I'm doing a few. I've got to redeem myself. Whismur's eyes. That's Drifloon. What's the future? Yeah, we should find out. Oh, yeah.

This is Combusken. Damn it. I was going to say Blaziken. Yeah, it's Blaziken's pre-evolution. Torchic's evolution. Combusken. I can't do everything right. This is Torterra.

Oh, my God. I do not know a Flamingo based one. Flamingo. Oh, there you go. Oh my God. Let's fucking go. That's Gen 9. This is Reshiram.

What's that from? Pokemon White Legendary. That's when I... The box legendary. Yeah, I didn't believe that. This is Honchkrow. what's that from? Pokemon White Legendary this is Haunch Crow is it spelled like this? oh he gets a hat? he does get a hat, that's Spiritomb I want to get to my next embarrassing

miss, I know I can feel it coming that is Wilmer. Oh, yeah. I hit his face. Oh, Grubbin. Fuck. He just had a community day in Pokemon Go. That's Gardevoir.

That's where all my candy is going right now. Oh, yeah. It's a good one. It's a good one to invest in. Oh, okay. I should know this. So this is Gen 9. Is it Armour Rouge?

Armour Rouge? It is Armour Rouge. I'm just spelling it wrong. Yeah, what's... Is it not Armour Rouge? Let's find out. It's Armourouge. I'm just spelling it wrong. Yeah, what's... Is it not Armourouge? Let's find out. It's Armourouge. Armourouge.

Okay, I'm going to give it to myself. What the fuck? Oh, this is Zerkatree, which I don't know how to spell. Zerkitree. Oh, no, it's not Zerkatree. This is the Paradox Pokemon that is... It's Magneton Paradox. It's probably going to be like iron...

Some bullshit. Let's see. Sandy Shocks. Sandy Shocks? These are Paradox Pokemon that are like... They're like prehistoric or like futuristic pokemon because that's the theme of scarlet and violet like uh scarlet has like a pokemon that's from the past is the legendary and then like violet has a pokemon that's from the future and so there's

these paradox pokemon that's like prehistoric pokemon like before they had a name they just give it like a that's the iron giant or whatever yeah uh this pokemon though i totally know him um he's oh my god i know him so well he's my best friend he's so he's so mean it's funny because it this it looks like a um apom but it's also looks like a bird or it looks like a bug but it also looks like a what the fuck is this what is this oh wait no oh i this pokemon that's yuck that pokemon just came out that pokemon came out in the dlc uh that launched two weeks ago that i haven't played yet. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I didn't know Ogre Pawn. All right. Fake fan.

This is Magnezone. All right. But what is... Okay, the next one. Oh, yeah. What is Ultra? Oh, that's Ursulina. I can't stop, dude.

It's fucking... It's addicting. I think it's jaunty eyebrows. Ooh. I know that. What are you? Explain yourself. What the fuck is that?

Dottler. Okay, what's ultra? Oh, it's sound, right? This is taking a while to load. Oh, like... Oh, it's just like a craggly version? That's dumb. Or does it change?

I don't know. Oh, it's the sprite. Oh, sweet. Oh, this is, um,

not type null, but the other one. Are there sprites of every? Oh, it's almost on the, it's only on my tongue. Not type null, but

s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- s- It's only to my tongue. Not type no, but... Silvally. Oh, my God. That was awesome. That's Mudkip. Okay, but what's Master? No. Master? Mudkip. Hi, Master. Hydropey. No Master

Hi master What's master Okay so this is This is throw Yeah Oh looking away That's funny This is

That electric Cat That we all know so well. Ooh, this electric cat. He's the electric cat. He can jive. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

We know him so well. He's so, he's always such, he's a cat. He's one of the main cats, yeah. He's one of the main, and he's electric. Electric cat. And he's from maybe gen 7 or 8 or 9. Oh, 1 through 6. Zero Aura.

What generation is Zero Aura from? Are there sprites of every generation? Yeah, it feels weird that, like, for the generations. Yeah, there are, because there's inventory sprites. Zero Aura. So you don't necessarily see them in the game, but... My guy. Gen 7. Oh, it's mythical.

And it is an electric cat. So that's Porygon. All right. Maybe this is the cries one. Elite's the creator. Oh, Porygon's crying. Yeah. one elites the creator oh yeah like what like what the fuck are you supposed to do with that oh you're trying to guess that one oh yeah yeah play it again jacob oh i don't know that does kind of sound familiar it's charizard. Dragonite. Kangaskhan. I was not wrong.

I mean, I was. I did everything right, actually. I was not wrong, but I was wrong. I just want to move to Gen 1. Ooh. How colorful. Damn. Oh, I would not have expected that from a Furo oh that's long

did he just die that's a long one that translates to kill me I'm going with Dragonite again no shot gravelers cry is that god damn long ew that sucks No shot Graveler's cry is that goddamn long. Ew. That sucks. I feel like maybe a small bird?

Fucking Clefairy. Fuck off. No wings, not small. Alright. I don't know the cries. I don't cry. I'm not. I'm a cool guy. Okay.

Wait. Are the qualities like really high for the Gen 9 ones? Well, okay. Well, that's before, but. Oh, yeah. Cool. Clearly. It's.

The Dunsparce. Okay. Is that a Pokemon? It's like when you think it's over, it's not. Like, it's like... Sounds like multiple of them. It sounds like... Save us!

It sounds like they were recording to cry for the Pokemon and then someone dropped a bunch of pots and pans. God, fuck. The end? Hold on. Dude, we're recording. Sorry.

You're fired. You're in the kitchen. Okay, my guess for this one is... Revivroom. Iron Treads. for this one is um the uh rev of room iron treads cold iron treads that's the thing it's a paradox oh i see i don't let's not do this anymore give me that one more time just want to hear it okay i didn't i turned out oh monkey door i don't even feel like what happened Oh, monkey door. I don't even feel like. What happened?

What happened to Gen 9? It's like a death cry. That's what. Crocolore. All right. All right, Crocolore. Oh, that's legendary for sure. Oh, no, it's not. Pseudolifera.

That's caliber. All right. I'm giving you oh no a normal difficulty gen tour okay so it's gonna be a silhouette okay we can't be that one we literally oh come the fuck on yeah the same one hold on hold on hold on oh that's i mean it's not Zubat because it's got extra wings. And it's also the Jed 2. Well, follow that.

Do you know what Zubat evolves into? Tubat. There's two. There's two bats. Sure, it makes sense. They should all do that. I mean, they did it with Magnemite.

You too. Yeah, but it's not two Muses. It's taped together. Oh, God. Well, it's actually Zubat's it's Golbat Evolution. Crobat. He's cute.

I'm so sorry. I'm stuck on this, but it's so fun. Oh, yeah. Do you know this guy? Slugma. Yeah, you got it. Slugma balls. That's none yet.

I'm closing this because I'm addicted to it. Jordan, I have a surprise for you. Money. It's most. Yeah, you got it it's funny now you have to do it my pocket is actually already inside out like a moth came out um yeah flies come out of my wallet hundreds of flies golf this has nothing to do with money i uh there the season is fall yes it's fall and that means

fall colors that means fall fits and that means fall flavors oh yeah and i have never in my life in my life jesus tried a pumpkin spice latte from starbucks same bet until today oh yeah we talked oh hell yeah i was today you know what i always hear is that outside the meme it's just like good call it's just like nice you guys like pumpkin pie haven't had no i don't know i'm never it knows no form of pumpkin i've loved today. No, never. Oh, pumpkin seeds. Pumpkin seeds I fuck with. Like roasted pumpkin seeds or whatever? Yeah, roasted pumpkin seeds.

Yeah. But yeah, pumpkin pie, not a big fan. It's fine. But... They're the scary one, right? With like a ghost on it? Oh, yeah. No, that was just like a Halloween theme.

How do they grow them like that? Yeah, no. All right. But I was thinking we could do a little taste test. First time ever. Ooh, okay. It's got to be like good. It's so popular.

This did come with pumpkin foam or something like that. They were like, do you want that? I basically got it normal. I got it default. Now, the issue is we ordered this from Uber Eats, so it's probably not super hot. And it's going to have the normal flaws of something you order. Wait, wait, wait. Let's cheers.

Okay, yeah. All right, cheers. Cheers. It's a full scent. That's pretty good, dude. It's pretty good. It's pumpkin. It's not as sweet as i thought it would be i taste it i get you know what i'm a pumpkin i get yeah shit he's not wrong i wonder if i

would know if i didn't like i think if you gave me that and i didn't know it was pumpkin spice i don't think i would think that one thing i am confident in is that I've never had this before. It's like a cola. I was like, what flavor is cola? It's just cola, right? Yeah. Sarsaparilla. But yeah, I don't know if it's the pumpkin foam, but something is coating my mouth. I think it was the foam.

That's what I feel like when I have any kind of like, which I do still have them, but like a syrup latte you know something like vanilla or something yeah can we get something not sponsored by the way god i it's good i slightly do fuck with it it's okay to say it's the best thing i've ever had it's not it i please sponsor it it is good no um no No, actually, no. Fuck Starbucks because we want Phil's sponsorship. Oh, also, I do have lactate over there. Legend. It's for Ethan. It's for Ethan. That was, I think I brought it down here for the Ludwig episode when I was explaining to Ludwig what lactate was.

Now that the writer's strike has concluded, I can finally, with impunity, say, like, Oh, I'm typing. Oh, it's, I've got to go and strike it's so hard shut up you know the um one of the takes i heard that like maybe i'm out of the loop on this but it did seem logical there is an end date to the terms of the strike and and like basically they're up for for renegotiation in 2026. And in the meantime, the studios are allowed to use all of their existing property to train AI. And so I have heard the take that they're just going to get better at AI and then try to do this again in

2026. Nice. And I, I like, part of me feels like that's not just a conspiracy theory. Part of me feels like that's like very plausible. I mean, there's no reason they wouldn't try.

Exactly. That's the thing. It's like, there's no reason they wouldn't try. Cause they already did. You know what I mean? And they, and they didn't get to test out and realize that people hate it.

So then they're going to give that a swing. And then their takeaway will be like, ah, it's the students that are wrong but it's a historic and monumental achievement um everything that the writers asked for initially uh was vetoed you know by the studios like there's like charts that show like everything where the studio heads were like we will never do this and then like 146 days later or whatever they're like okay fine whatever fuck you i don't know how to do stranger things i keep trying that my computer keeps turning off how do i charge this so i mean it just shows the power of unions the power of collective bargaining yeah the power of being a big baby whoa whoa come on

you know what dude deserves a strike podcasters we are this is hard this is work wait hey the hours in the physical this whole podcast has been ai the whole time you should try one just do one like that make it like a boat an extra thing, just a side throw, and release us, obviously, VTube. And we keep freezing. Yeah. I think it would make me physically hurt if we did that. It's part of the goal. Okay, yeah.

And then who gets the podcast? Me. Just Jordan. What if I would want you to continue the podcast i would bit the bucket i would yeah by myself yeah jacob i would start voicing both of us use old footage of me i would recast you like rick and morty which still not revealed we don't know who okay should we get into that yeah so rick and morty um is a show it starts like one of those articles yeah like go to the hollywood re-reporter or one of those fake websites rick and morty is the visuals and audio so yeah rick and morty uh just a roland

bad bad man he did everything wrong he did everything wrong and they rightfully got rid of him. And they didn't indict him. Though he probably maybe should be. So allegedly. And he's like fired from all his projects. And they recast Rick and Morty, of which he was the voice. And then all these stories come out about how he wasn't creatively involved in the show beyond the voices. How him and Dan Harmon haven't spoken in many years. the other uh co-creator of rick and morty and then solar opposites the other justin roiland show um they recast a completely different voice with a british man yeah yeah which so this is the reveal of i mean if you're watching this this is old news, but Jordan hasn't seen it.

I haven't seen it. At the time of watching, it's not been revealed who it is. Yeah, we still don't know who the actual voices are. But anyway, I say give it a go, Jacob. Hey, look, Morty. I'm a leg. A leg, Morty. Any progress? I found the version of me that killed my wife. I'm a leg. A leg, Morty. Any progress?

I found the version of me that killed my wife. You just missed it. Thoughts? Okay. So here's something I'll preface with. We, as paladins of the online, as extremely online warriors, SJWs of sorts. Okay.

You're always Virtue Sigma. All right. Back on. You're soy. Hmm? I. Hole, actually. Blacktide, quick.

I. It's very easy to kind of lose track of the fact that nobody knows who Justin Roiland is. Nobody knows anything about TV writers. This is 0.1% of the viewership that's been talking about it. So ultimately, they've done everything right. No one will notice.

No one will fucking notice. That's the thing. It's like I, the first time when I first, like I first heard this and I paused it very shortly after and I was like, is this a different voice?

And then I could listen in and I was like, okay, there's things here and there but if i wasn't trained to listen for the difference there's no way i would tell so 99 of the casual audience is not going to be able to tell and wouldn't even like the i i think something that people forget is that like the literacy of how stuff is made is to care one percent about how things are made including a car just everything the mechanics of the world is incredibly rare yeah every single industry in every single way unless you're like a really proactive consumer you don't know what imdb is we lose track of that we're just like yeah of course people, you don't know what IMDB is. We lose track of that.

We're just like, yeah, of course people do. You don't have a Twitter account. Most people, there is this like illusion that the community, it's like in like medieval England where you're surf town of 150. Yeah. The Europeans have come to conquer us. It's like 20 guys with one sword they have to share this is like that voice is to most people 100 the same and the idea that like

that maybe this is extreme the idea that a human even voices it is not a thing most people right i was actually like the computer i was like what are the i'm sure there's um sag like limits to this but i'm like they could have done a voice clone yo for sure but um the i mean they would have to compensate i'm probably the funny the funny thing about this though is that there are people they're the well actually armchair analysts um of the online who are are like it's 50 there um it's close but i can tell the difference the modi's about right but the rick okay yeah and i'm like shut up maybe it's from a different universe i i guarantee you they um they did like testing like audience like uh oh yeah you know and i'm i

guarantee you nobody could fucking tell of course um wait what are some of the comments here oh yes respect they're saving that i don't care as long as the show's still going i was depressed thinking we won't get any more episodes relax all right yes actually chill this is a good this is a good point when's it coming that's like the average person's thing when do i get it i want to put the content into my throat is it a self-aware thing that the first bit is like i turned myself into a thing yeah i think it must be fingers crossed it's a slight difference dude shut up yeah that's the i was reading these comments, and it's just so funny. Can we scroll a little more?

Wait a minute. The accent isn't as strong for each character. It does. Yeah, I think that's like not a bug, but a... I can do my Rick. Morty. Oh, dude. Morty, don't.

Wait, he's in the room with us right now. What? Chill, Morty. Morty, I's in the room with us right now. What? Chill, Morty. Morty, I don't want to do that right now. Mort. And then there's Rick. Good old Mort. Rick, I can't be doing none of that right now.

That's your howdy voice. Oh, yeah. I just realized that if I went to IGN, oh, here it is. They post like every hour. Yeah, they're on there and they're shit. All right, here we go. Until Lana right here we go yeah so there's so so the top comment why did they change voices yeah i mean that's just a testament to like the fact that like nobody's most people don't aren't aware of these things um oh wait i just said we should we should check reddit oh we should but uh can i

read you uh you can almost guess what this comet is gonna be okay because the name is schadenfreuden is it a great statue it may as well be it's like more like a punisher type oh way cooler yeah and then freud is spelled like the psychologist nice awesome um wait is it already spelled like that i believe so for over freud i don't know like schadenfreude but is it au for freud for wait could you look into how uh shot in for it is spelled oh it is anyway um okay so this is this is shot in freudian freudian oh but it is a freud joke because they say freudian okay um i'm like how should i do this uh um rick is missing that throaty growl whenever he speaks and his voice is a little more high pitch but it'll be serviceable i'll be able to work with

that uh morty morty sounds a little like season one but not too shabby wow i'm glad we have your uh wait a minute an intellectual yeah oh okay ajs5137 says maybe it's the new voice actor as hired because they fired the real rick over false allegations the real rick the real rick is insane a show about like where rick clones himself a thousand times they're like taking it to the real world where he's like that's not rick from universe 723 that's my friend that's my friend leave my friend alone what's the session on sauce rick sounds awful that's one of these comments out of here dude i swear to god if you like were asked to tell the difference gun to your head you would fail in a million years oh god oh it's fan art where's the soy where's the rage these are so

funny rick's voice is slightly weird but it won't ruin it for me oh thanks yeah i'm so glad yeah this person who's just engaged with farming said sounds just as mid as before oh what does that even mean in this context yeah wait yeah what's it supposed to be yeah it's supposed to sound even more like justin roiland it's supposed to sound exactly like doc martin someone said i prefer the i prefer the original one it sounds off and dude clearly can't do the burps they put it should put those in the trailer they also stopped doing the burps like in season two or whatever like stop doing them as much because it was so annoying um crazy how an innocent man can lose his job because of work cancel culture bs i refuse to watch this show and despite the karens

apostrophe s the karens is yeah in the in the comments i think this will be the least watched season ever well it's season seven it's not like yeah okay i think this is gonna i think what's gonna happen is people are gonna hear that voice you don't know anything about the background of it and they're gonna go i can't watch this i'm not watching this show it's he didn't burp right just cancel the show or give justin his job back they never should have sold the rights they say that like justin's like a wage worker and he didn't make tens of millions of dollars off his property should have reached out to the guild yeah uh jacob i saw it oh yeah pm your girl's feet says summer has four toes beth has five found the feet guy oh and then someone follows up with false

i don't i'll be taking those updates i'll be looking at those piggies thanks very much yeah people want a motivation but not i'm not doing i imagine why you would but if you want motivation to watch uh look at what reddit has to say about instagram comments looking at the instagram comments make me sick these people are complete opposite of reddit rick and morty fans the true fans the real reddit on instagram they don't even have photos of jordan peterson oh no what the fuck what does it want to do that i think that's a quote it must be oh no oh they're doing quote uh yeah all right uninstall the os that's enough of that shout out uh he did everything wrong he did everything wrong and believe the victims. They uninvited him.

He deserves what he got. Which was nothing. all of the profits from the immense amount of wealth from Rick and Morty. That rocks. Do you remember when you did his initial statement and it was just a screenshot of the notes app or whatever

and the caption was justice yeah that was that was awesome that was awesome that's cool can i can i inquire about just as you know for the sake of uh my national pride may i inquire about ryanair tiktok yes ryanair is an important institution to me oh oh we gotta watch these oh god caption passengers getting ready to complain about a flight no one forced them to book this is coming from the company that charges you uh if you don't print your boarding pass more energy more footwork more footwork more footwork more passion wait wait so wait that this is a an anti-consumer. Hey, that's spiteful.

That's like the energy of that is like weirdly petty. Yeah. Like Ryanair doesn't need you to defend them. It's the type of petty that can only come from a corporate brand account with complete lack of like, they're completely out of touch. This is like when Jake Paul responds to a five-year-old that tweeted something kind of rude yeah like what ryanair you got their money anyway yeah what are you yeah you don't talk to

them it's like when ninja said he would buy the bank that someone's house was yeah their mortgage was in not asked for oh that's my one um i forgot what it was earlier oh that you the room uh quote that when you hear it you thought of that that's my one if somebody says i didn't ask for that i'd be like yeah not asked for my braless wife when when a passenger complains even what is this it's just about the being annoying also what it's like the annoying orange thing when a passenger complains even though we gave them complimentary toilet access i guess it's self-aware about the shittiness of the no pun intended of ryan oh no yeah they had to turn around we can't go to barcelona never back down never what never give up never back down. Never. What? Never again, man. Let's go. Let's go.

That's rough. Dude, I love the weirdos that like, I don't even know what to call them. But the people who comment shit like does the best airline respond hey look come to brazil sweetie beautiful your airline is amazing who is saying that about ryanair ryanair for those who don't know is the cheapest european airline and the way they're able to sustain that is they the wings fall off yeah the pilot doesn't have a license they like nickel and dime you for i think the closest thing would be like spirit uh in in the states but um which i'm flying spirit soon so respect sponsored it was the cheapest flight but then to uh and this

is similar to right here i was like oh that flight's really cheap and then they were like oh you want to bring a bag like even that fits in the overhead or a personal item that's gonna be 25 bucks you're sitting down on the plane yeah you want to sitting down you want toilet access you have to be there the whole time you can either have a seat or a toilet let's just make the seats toilets shot dang yeah all these are like rainer simps yeah that's so strange dude clout is a hell of a drug even even brands will have people simping i think there's like 15 000 comments i genuinely think there's a hope like a like a then i got 10 million views there's a desire for people i think to have brands humanized so they have to think less about how they hate them like if if like uh martin

was charming people would be like oh thank goodness he's actually cute and fun now i don't have to be mad all the time right can we look at bangers take off queen yeah dude this is so stupid oh god you know well okay here's watch and learn how to slide into my slide into my dms hashtag riz smash Riz. Yes. Smash. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay.

Here's my final thought on this shit. I think... This is weird. Wait, wait, wait. Sorry. I have to look at the only airline able to slay this hard. Score one. Fuck me.

11 million views. Do you have Instagram? No. Snapchat? Still no. Then what do you have? I know. Do you have Instagram? No. Snapchat? Still no. Then what do you have? I know. Do you have Instagram?

No. Snapchat? They're leaning into being the worst airline. Yeah, I feel like part of the issue is just TikTok sucks. This is just a lot of it. I mean, no. The thing that really jumps out to me is like, shit, man. Who's the villain here?

Because no one in a position of power right now is like they get the numbers they get the dashboard numbers and they're just like i'm not 250 years old this paper is too heavy and then the social media manager is succeeding and keeping their job it is just miserable that the thing that hits is going like hey stop being mean to us you're being so rude or being like um only only the the most slay airline can suck as bad as we do okay that's an interesting way to turn everything on its head yeah i guess we did charge you with riz the person the social media manager is doing a great job. The problem is that this is a, like, what is the problem?

Capitalism? It's a shame that this is a good job. The problem is that this is the outcropping of, like, this is what success looks like. Yeah, it's the looks like. Yeah. It's the dark timeline. Yeah. We should start doing that on the sad boys. Take talk.

Jacob photos. Jacob chroma keys out his eyes and mouth. Oh yeah. We do like, you want a coupon to the Patreon? People, people complaining that I said a slur. Dude, what compels you man brand twitter is so i mean you've obviously yeah i'm deep in brand brando marlon brando twitter uh i do think there's something weird and demonic about it yes but

it is hard to articulate it's like late-stage capitalism yeah it's just like i wanted fucking there's nothing surprising it's like late-stage capitalism. Yeah. It's just like, I wanted fucking, there's nothing surprising. It's like, it's just them doing it right. They did everything right. And I'm not inviting them. The problem is, I think that, like, the problem is not the social media manager doing a good job it's the brand preying on a parasocial relationship for like a large corporation yeah you know like uh like the wendy's thing where it's like um dunk on a wendy's and then everybody's like go off wendy's is is fucking frying this random

account with three followers damn kaiser's eating you up in the quote tweets. Yeah. Kaiser left no crumbs. It's crazy that Kaiser Permanente is still, I've only heard about things my entire life. Ever since I moved here people are just like, yeah Kaiser Permanente

don't. I think it's like really restrictive. I've had friends who are on it and you just have to go to like specific places for care no doctors too it's just yeah they don't have doctors yeah it's an airline you have to pay 25 to carry around a bag no to use the bathroom. We gave you complimentary bathroom access. And look how rude you're being. Before we go, I want to look into the fake restaurants thing. Let's jump into New York's hottest club is fake. On Saturday night, I got the toughest dinner reservation in New York. Mehran Steakhouse is the top rated steakhouse on the Upper East Side. It has insanely glowing reviews.

It's been booked out for over a year. Why is it so hard to get in? Maybe because it's not real. This group of tech employees in their early 20s were living in a house together. As a joke, they named their building Mehron Steakhouse after their roommate Mehron, and their friends left these insane reviews.

Somewhere along the way, this joke got real, and they made a website and decided to make the restaurant real for one night. Over 900 actual New Yorkers put their names on the wait list. And last week, 140 of them got a call that a table was available. Most of these people have been waiting for over a year. What these people didn't know is that they were going to be served a meal made by kids in their early 20s,

none of whom were getting paid as sort of a punchline to an internet joke. All these friends rented out an event space, decorated it with funny details like fake past menus and a bust of Mehran, a sort of insane four-course meal inspired by the life cycle of the cow. There was a really awkward staged proposal. They had fake Drake fans waiting outside to create the illusion that celebrities were dining in there. 22-year-old sommelier struggling to open every wine bottle. Most diners realized that something was up naturally some of these paying customers felt annoyed they'd spent money and a saturday night on this train but for the most part people went in with zero expectations so they were happy

that they got to at least experience something sort of funny and weird if you had waited on a wait list for a year and a half to get into a restaurant and it was this how would you feel psyched i would love that it's so um elaborate legal question yeah no i have the same same legal question which is uh permits can you serve meat without any kind of license yeah for money also they did pay them is they reporting that on taxes? Yeah. The Venmo payments or whatever they were getting? Yeah.

I have so many questions. This was also posted on New York Times Cooking. So it made it all the way up to some of the biggest media publications. There's a little bit of connective tissue missing. There's a scene missing. So these guys did a joke. it was a little bit of fun. And then 150 people were like, okay, there's something. One of them's an influencer maybe or something.

I think, well, my understanding is they kind of gamed the review websites with all these fake reviews. And so it created a bunch of fake hype, like algorithmically generated hype. Yeah. You know what? I'm, I am not in the, the, uh,

Hey, it's Saturday night. Let's check you out. Let's go to a special restaurant, uh, industrial complex, which I think is very cool. I like that people go to different places,

try stuff. Me, my ass, Chick-fil-A, Baldur's Gate, on my beanbag. Stain the floor. Stain the floor?

Spill a bit of it. Throw away some sweatpants because some of it got on them. You can wash those. Huh? I'm busy eating Chick-fil-A. I'm busy eating Chick-fil-A. I'm back to the Chick-fil-A. Too much don't want it.

Keep eating. I'm in pain. This is spilled on the PS5. Throwing it away. Put it on the PS5. Throwing it away. Put it on the PS5. Covered in Chick-fil-A. How does it keep happening? Now I'm playing the Chick-fil-A.

I hate Baldur's Gate. Was it Chick-fil-A? Oh, no. It was KFC that was going to make a console. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah. It was like a meme. I don't think it's a game.

I feel like. Someone released something. Maybe it was Jack in the Box. It was Jack a meme. I don't think it's a game. I feel like. Someone released something. Maybe it was Jack in the Box. It was Jack in the Box. As if. Get the hell out of here. Oh, we can talk about this now. Did we talk about Jack in the Box?

Yeah. We went to a, because they posted stuff publicly with me in it. We went to this event. There was like a Michelin star chef making Jack in the Box food. Jacob was there. Jacob was working the event our friend anastasia hooked us up with the invites and it turned out it was called it's called chain um the company is and so if you go to like their instagram page you can see me in in like the super cuts of all the like famous ass celebrities that were there kumail nanjiani was

yeah like actors yeah like paul sheer was there the company was co-founded by bj novak ryan from yeah that was it's honestly the most hollywood premise it's in the vein of like what if you had a restaurant that was all cereal yeah you know it's one of those oh yeah mindy kaling was there not a joke real mindy kaling used to work together. Oh, in the office. At a paper company. No, yeah, so. No, it wasn't the show. They obviously worked at a paper company.

Oh, Dunder Mifflin's real. Yeah. Okay. There's a documentary about it. It went for years. It's not called Dunder Mifflin in the UK office, is it? No. It's called Ricky's Paper House.

Okay. It's called the steak house. Sounds like, that's, it's called Agumon. Yeah. It's called, it's Ricky Gervais's, so it's called gender paper. Oh, I thought you were going to say it's called Ricky and Morty. Gender paper. Yeah.

It's called, what is a woman cardboard? Oh, fuck. You know, it's way less. I feel like I'm showing you a Pokemon right now. It's way less of an emphasis in the UK show, okay? Right, right, right. It's not about them selling paper. Right, right, right.

It's about Italy. The water's different. The water is something in the water. And so we didn't know what we were getting ourselves into. We show up. We run into Rh ret and link immediately and link was wearing my merch oh yeah shout out link shout out uh jarvis.store fuck ret hey oh he's tall yeah i mean i'm sorry sir

so we saw yeah we got to hang out with some of the mythical people josh from mythical kitchen was there also um good to see brian people that may not know of brian he's not in the content of mythical we love him very much he's the loveliest guy he's so nice he's so nice i ran into johnny sun the author writer um cartoonist uh person who i hadn't seen since like xoxo fest in like 2018 2018. And I didn't get to talk to, I think he and his partner left before I got the chance to talk to them. So I did that awkward thing where I'm like, hey, I gotta go, but I'll be back.

And then I never came back. I feel so bad. Sir, I apologize, my liege. He did say congrats on all the success with the podcast. I thought that was cool. He did? No, he said congrats on all the sex sorry yeah oh and i've had it and i know exactly what it is and what is it again um uh cliff fable

that's what the sex is i sat next to michael what's what is going on with me i'm something i i do sentences and then i go like no i'm not hi howdy it's and i'm joe now come on i was uh i know i sat next to the co-director of swiss army man my favorite stop laughing i'm sorry no it's my fucked up brain no it was just it was funny my i'm fucked okay i like it it's like i can't remember the bad stuff that happened good if i got like hit by a car i'd be like my body's being weird my knee hurts a lot no because you knew his name yeah you just said it out loud i said does he michael's it's because it's it's daniel you go daniel kwan so i sat next to michael

that was awesome yes i sat next to uh daniel kwan of the daniels plural so sick or the not even the daniels just daniels who people may know as the co-directors of Everything Everywhere All At Once. Daniel Kwan specifically is the writer of it. And both of them are in it. Yeah. The other Daniel, he plays the like CEO guy or whatever in the office that has a kink cave. Right.

He is the hidden kink cave guy. And then I believe Daniel Kwan plays one of the dildo guys. I could be wrong. No. Not in the fight. It's like a different thing related to dildos. I feel like I could be completely wrong. Anyway, I sat next to him and I gushed about Swiss Army Man.

Because it's one of. Oh, you did get to gush. I did get to gush a little bit. But I, you know, I left it a little while. I asked politely, you know, because we're talking. So we've already been having a chat talking about curly fries hell yeah and i gushed a little bit and he was he was very nice just went like maybe we already talked about this in the podcast no i don't think so but he just went like yeah every now and then i meet a freak like you oh that's because i like swiss

army man that's and i said what the hell did you just say you smacked him across the face michael if that is your real name um i was sitting next to link which which was a good buffer because link could add credibility to me as a person uh and then link was sitting next to emily v gordon and camille najani emily v gordon and camille najani husband and wife emily v michael david michael nangiani um michael nangiani that's a trump lawyer he's michael he's like and trump's gonna get to the indictment because his lawyer michael nangiani oh michael abinadi that was a real person spaghettio um spaghettio spaghettio um person. Spaghetti. Oh, Spaghetti. Oh, Spriggettino. Right. So. So I'm I've been a fan of I did not gush, actually. I said so I met Camille and Emily and I have actually been a fan of their since they had a podcast called the Indoor Kids 13 years ago now which is insane no it'll be young and uh it was very so yeah and i i was a huge fan of their podcast and i ended up anastasia and i think both went to this new year's

in oakland in like 2015 that they were at and i saw them after and i didn't say hi uh so then i just referenced that i was like oh yeah i saw you guys at Oakland New Year's. And they were like, oh yeah, I remember that. Like not that they remember me, but they remember the event. But then, okay, so then after I like did that, I had to pretend I was cool. It's like us or the podcast.

Yeah. We're just a couple of cool guys. Just a couple of cool normal men. We've had sex with people by the way. There's so many, Jack McBrayer was there, Paul Scheer. Honestly, it was it was a who's who of comedy nerd content yeah

yeah it was if we ran into John Gabrus for the first time in like five six years yeah that was some wild because we both worked at patreon last time you saw him and we and I snuck into a meeting that you were having with him that was a nice time yeah same trip where we decided to do a podcast yeah we're gonna swap

podcast we're gonna have gabriel son and we're gonna go on his show we just have to schedule it um that would be sick but then i got pulled away to do uh i got um david is his name his friend david pulls me away um and is like um hey could you uh would you be down to do an interview with jack and i was like of the box yeah of course dude and then um that's italian i believe of the box of the box and uh and so then david it was david right yeah um it was jack michael that would be the funniest thing of me not remembering it right really i think it's the jacks jack in the boxes the jacks so then david uh like is asking me questions but i'm standing next to jack in the box with the whole fucking head and everything and i don't like i like hand to my heart i've never been a jack-in-the-box

this is my first jack-in-the-box experience but i didn't want to say that i want i didn't i'm a professional you know and i don't show must go on i think they pretty that's it's a yes end it's a yes not a halt what and so they ask questions such as who should play jack in a movie um and also importantly because i have never had jack in the box in my life what's your favorite jack-in-the-box order and you to which i struggled but you got a nuanced i i earlier in the day someone had said to me they had said the words breakfast jack and i don't know what that is i don't know if it's a sandwich i don't know if it's a hash brown i don't know if it's a plate of food no clue what it is but it did come out of

my mouth and then the second thing that came out of my mouth was or like a hamburger do you have that and then jacob was uh was filming and so i'm like just trying to keep a straight face you know um and then look at going past the camera like it's jacob and so now it's funny because they did an incredible i don't know who's editing their social media stuff cashes okay it's okay it's the edits are really good I'll text him also you can't hear a goddamn word that Jack in the Box is saying because his head is an orb dude I mean we talked about it on the night but like it's crazy that Jack in the Box has had exactly the mascot that it's had for so long has made public appearances before and you cannot see out of that helmet they were like hey yeah thanks for doing this and then

the guy would be like yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry what was that introducing himself i cannot hear a word you're saying because we're in like a crowded space where people are talking and so you just couldn't i could just hear the vibrations of speech i haven't seen a jack in the box ad in a hot minute i assumed it was like like gritty right it doesn't talk no he does that's weird usually it's a voiceover yeah it is a voice but is it he but he he's like orating and stuff like he's like like it's like him talking that's silly they shouldn't let him talk there's a lot of lore he has like a he's married and stuff um he hates mr peanut i recently for a different thing had to learn some stuff about jack um so luckily i was a little bit more prepared than i would have otherwise been you knew his birthday hey what's up man uh do you guys

remember when when mr peanut whatever that brand is, had that campaign about Mr. Peanut dying and then Kobe died right before? They did it at a series of events or a series of spots leading up to the Super Bowl. And so they paid for the Super Bowl spot, ad ready to go. Super Bowl's fucking soon.

Kobe dies and they're like, we cannot have a campaign about a celebrity dying we cannot have the bit of our campaign be is he gonna die because he also falls to death yeah but the but i've seen the ad so did it air i do so the the in the campaign they had all the like oh he's dangling and like he's is he gonna fall? And then I guess the engagement was like, do you think, Jed? Oh, so maybe they cut that part. Because the Super Bowl commercial is funny because Mr. Peanut saves the lives

of Matt Walsh and Wesley Snipes. Those are the people in the car with him. The car goes off the street, the road. Matt Walsh, Matt Walsh? Matt Walsh from UCB. Oh, that Matt Walsh matt walsh matt walsh from ucb oh that matt walsh yeah sorry not what is a woman yeah yeah your your brain is corrupted by the busted you mean jordan peterson's friend yeah no no no uh ucb founder matt walsh and uh and wesley snipes uh the right wing one not the one from Blade Vampire Hunter Wesley Snipes

I think Vampire Hunter is pretty leftist and then there's a so Mr. Peanut dies he is then there's then a funeral for Mr. Peanut the Kool-Aid man is at the funeral among other mascots

I don't think Jack but I think they have the same parent company. So that's why the Kool-Aid guy was there. Ashes to ashes, rocks to dust. Yeah. I know him well. I can't really see

here. Kind of like a fisheye situation. Tripping over the casket. What's your favorite meal and then mr peanut was reincarnated as a baby baby nut he can't say that that's real uh that is a real thing that's a high school nickname it's pencil dick and baby nut there was a kid in my uh you know when there's just like one kid that's universally made fun of even by other kids that get bullied ew it's actually kind of hilarious yuck

it's like a first draft for a pokemon planters killed mr peanut and resurrected him as baby nut baby nut yeah his name isn't mr nut isn't it baby peanut no baby nut how about baby groot baby shark yeah uh baby yoda oh what's the actual name of baby y? Grogu. Grogu. Baby Grogu. They should have called him Baby Yoda on the show. That would be so funny. Me and Katie actually have matching t-shirts with Grogu on it. That's awesome. Found him a Hot Topic on sale. Hot Topic.

Nothing's changed. Damn, that's a hot take. Hot Topic take. No Stewie shirts. That's what I was on the hunt for. I wanted like Rasta Stewie or something. We added Katie to our pokemon go group chat and the first thing she posted was uh mew but it was stewie from family and we removed it promptly yeah i'm like what is it with katie's

feet like how does katie find these things katie finds such uniquely katie things she's out of control and i'm like how do you like we are on the same internet together. I think what it is, is she's very much in the like, the dialogue and the group chats and all of that between all of the shit poster accounts, like drill and stuff like that. They all share group chats

and they're all talking constantly. It's like people that are in a lot of discords. Yeah. And they just have everything. That's so cool. God, I couldn't, but multiple groups groups Oh my god Give me a single group chat and I'm out

It is for professional reasons We maintain our work related group chats It would be unsustainable Yeah The Pokemon Go one is also professional That is professional Shall we wrap? Alright alright alright professional shall we wrap all right all right

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