Sad Boyz - How Kendrick Ended Drake’s Career

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. It all began with our founder S. Truett Cathy naming his restaurants after his famous signature Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich. Chick was a quote, Chick to represent our juicy chicken. Okay. And filet as a play on the word filet. Oh, wow. Yeah. I don't know if that needed explaining is that it

i i was we were just talking about it before the show i thought maybe there'd be you know something it's just a play on word they could call it anything yeah and then there's a cow for some reason that's right yes the cat eat more chicken i'm jordan cow hello this is jordan he's our resident wik guy. Nice to see you. You're like Brian David Gilbert. He's having the same thing. The Wikipedia guy. You just search things.

Out of that little room that he's in. His little bedroom. Yeah, he's in his little bedroom. I assume that's where he lives. He's the guy who started Chick-fil-A. Interesting. Brian David Gilbert. Oh, yeah.

Nice. Pretty cool. How you doing? What's up uh i come with you bearing great shame uh i was distracted by you kendrick hates my ass he said some really unbecoming things about me but also i like made it i that was actually my idea but i actually planted it i sent him a letter and i said here's all the bad things about me now um letter and I said, here's all the bad things about me. Now everyone thinks I'm the predator. I mean, here's all the bad things about Jarvis.

Not me. I'm not the one sending you this letter. I mean, Jarvis is not the one sending it. It's really hard to not speak in first person for me. Sorry, had to change pens. Had to change pens. Really should have typed this. don't remember what i wrote oh i should have crossed out the part of anyway don't have definitely don't talk about any of the

bad stuff about moi that little line like how am i gonna send this out you fly off a bridge oh it's the end of stan yeah i drive into a bridge. You come bearing. Oh, yeah. So last night I went to drinks with a friend and it was great. However, I came home and I ordered not one, but two Uber Eats orders. How devilish. Concurrent? Concurrent.

Because I was getting impatient. It was the same thing. No. No different things. It's worse. I ordered Wingstop. I've never seen this poster on you before. I'm so sad.

You are praying. I'm asking for your forgiveness. I guess put in a separator between us. Yeah. So I ordered Wingstop. I'm going to start crying. I ordered Wingstop, and then the Wingstop wasn't arriving fast enough. And then I ordered a little bit of Jack in the Box.

A little bit. And they had a hamburger. And so then the worst possible thing happened which is oh i ordered one of them because it wasn't happening fast enough and then the same man delivered both orders oh which i didn't even think was possible because i feel like i shouldn't have to pay two delivery fees if the same if roger shows up with both bags the same devilish man and then and then you know roger shows up his real name's not roger but you know what's his real name um roelio also not his real name i'll never tell um and uh and so roger you know shows up and he goes, I got two orders for you.

And I'm like, you don't have to rub it in. You don't have to tell me. There's been some kind of mistake made. What I've done. No one could be this way. Yeah. That one's for my dog. Yeah.

That was my homie. My friend. I did go on a date with somebody recently. That was my homie. My friend. I did go on a date with somebody recently. And I said I was hanging out with my dog. And she said, is that a person or an animal? That's a really good point. And I was like, honestly, valid question.

It could be. You could be talking about the podcast. Oh, man. I was just hanging out with my dog. It's just like, I don't. That's not my parlance. Joe. T tried to say it in the whitest way possible that's not that's not my vernacular it's not quite the dialectic i would use it yeah yeah but um bud buddy bucko sport white people got a lot of ones I know dude it's kind of crazy

underrated but no I just yeah and so I thought that was funny but anyway and then I did eat them both and yeah it was kind of a challenger situation

I kind of went to town on the bed you were in sunglasses Chick-fil-A in one eye. I made them both kiss. I saw it for the second time last night. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, it's so good.

But yeah, so. You guys are pervert. What the hell? The shame is in that I didn't, it was like midnight and I didn't need to, this is like a problem I have where it's like, I don't need to eat a meal,'t it was like midnight and I didn't need it this is like a problem I have where it's like I don't need to eat a meal but it was midnight and I had had a few drinks so all of my inhibitions were down and that's the worst way for me to be when my I need my inhibitions up I need the I need the AT field surrounding me I need the defenses at maximum release your inhibition i i can't feel the rain on my skin i know this is this is much like my letter to kendrick lamar written and not unwritten by natasha beddingfield

i will give you uh as your as i guess the priest is that who listens to confession yeah i think it's king yeah the king. The king of the church. Is it true in Catholicism, you just give them a number of Hail Marys and you're like, all good. You're covered. I don't know. Hey, 2,000 Hail Marys and it's- Is it like bottle caps? Yeah, you have to gather them as resources and then head to Megaton.

Is that in the show? I've only played the games. I have only watched two episodes of the show and I had to Megaton. Is that in the show? I haven't played the games. I have only watched two episodes of the show and I had to stop because... Is this going to happen? I got nervous. Oh, no. I was like, I need to go underground.

This guy looks nasty. I had to stop because I have a gigantic crush on Ella Purnell, the lead, one of the lead actresses of the show. And it started making me sad that she'll never know who I am. Hold on. We've brought her here today. Oh, fuck.

Oh, she was killed by radiation. Oh, she canceled. She's a ghoul. Oh, no. No, but I did watch the first two episodes. It's good. I feel that way about her. I legitimately feel that way when I see clips of Monday WWE.

I'm like, I'll never get to have actually met Stone Cold. Yeah. Go on his weird ranch. That's how I'm starting to feel about NBA players' salaries. I'll be like, I want $50 million a year. What haven't I done? Why can't I have that? That's not fair.

Imagine the Uber Eats I'd be able to get with that. Imagine I could order three things at the same time. And then Roger shows up and he goes, I can't believe this happened. He's carrying three bags like he's trying to get through the door with groceries. He's stumbling. Oh my God. And the places were really close to me too. So like Roger just like took a straight beeline and hit both.

Who won? Franchise wise. I used to live next to a Jack in the Box and I would indulge in that small breakfast and spice. You know what? Jack in the Box is the closest, other than McDonald's, the closest fast food to me, and I've been adopting it more and becoming more and more familiar with the menu.

Guys, loop that into the triangulation that we're working on on Jarvis' address. Don't forget, some of the details are in there. Can I do the first line? No. That's the most important line. That's the line with all the info. Can I do those little line? No. That's the most important line. That's the line with all the info. Can I do those little numbers at the end?

No, that also uniquely identifies an area. No, that's to send mail. No, no, it's a zone. Go ahead. 91081. Go ahead, guys. Do you know what zip and zip code stands for? It's a z-instant post. Z-instant post? guys do you know what zip and zip code stands for it's uh the instant post

the instant post is the instant my mail now i don't know what it stands for but i do think the first the z is for zone i never thought about it being an acronym i kind of was well it might not be an acronym and i may have just made this up let me see this is one of those classic did jarvis oh zone improvement plan what yeah what that's way far off from what i would have guessed that they were introduced earlier than 1963 yeah well the thing is like zone sucks we have to do something because in a lot of places they don't have a system like that and it's it's like uh less efficient or it's like hard to deliver things or to know where things are supposed to be delivered nope we're not allowed to say that no what was the one for the 210 baby yeah baby living the dream you guys go ahead and eliminate beverly

hills from the list because we did that as a joke no no no you can no we are in beverly hills say that bever Beverly Hills. That's where I want to be. Or am. Remember Weezer? That's where I am. Yeah, that's where I am right now. So, yeah, a zip zone improvement plan.

That's another one of those random Jarvis facts where it just bounces around in my head. And I go, did you know this? I don't know for sure. Let's look it up. And then it is. It is something. Yeah, because I'm like not, I'm never confident enough to say a falsehood because I just don't want to be wrong.

And so I always just go, I don't know nothing. And then it'll be like the exact 15 digits of pi. Hey, Bosh. I don't know nothing. Hey, three point. I don't know nothing like that. Anyway, how are you doing, buddy? I'm okay.

I had a thought in my brain. Oh, that's exciting. Huge news. Big pop off. I have been pre-approved for a PayPal credit card. I know this was acknowledged a few episodes ago. That's exciting. I just want everyone to know I got another email about it.

Okay. So in case anyone was worried that I had been unapproved for a pay-per-click, I haven't applied for it. Right. So you got pre-approved. Look, I'm doing pretty well for myself. What can I say? PayPal has, I guess, noticed that I'm kind of popular.

They noticed how well you're doing, yeah. They saw some of my numbers and they thought. They wanted in on that. They saw my zip code. They saw 91004. And they said, this guy. Oh, you're looking to see if you're pre-approved. Yeah wasn't oh it says you just says you're ugly wow it was pre it was said i was pre-disapproved it's just so you know don't bother yeah this is for jordan yeah but do

you know jordan yeah can you pass this along um perhaps you have a zip code we could reach you by can you say it out loud i'll tell you an email i just got so uh i have a lot of emails respect it's kind of like a horcrux situation right just in case can't catch them all you have to archive every jarvis email to kill you so uh this is one of the lesser used emails of mine. And I guess it's connected to TikTok because I got an email. Hi, Jarvis. And by the way, this is from Roger. Oh, Jesus. He's bought two emails to you at the same time. Yeah, he's like, P.S.

How was that new Jack in the Box smash burger? Turns out it's pretty good. Catch you later, pal. Not sponsored. However, Jack in the-box call us um four one zero five zip code feel free i met the box i met jack that's right we went to the thing and i and at the time that i met jack because we went to this event uh picture of jack and joe is here i don't know if we have it I mean it must exist so we were going to this event that was put on by chain and they do

they do they basically like mash up fine dining with fast food and so they'll do these like installations these little pop ups where it's like Jack in the Box X Michelin star chefs and they make a really fancy version of the food with the mission of disabusing

me of any notion that like Red Robin could be that good in real life. Oh yeah. Because I haven't been to a handful of them and then like, don't go to real Sonic. It won't deliver. So I went, so we went to the Jack in the Box one and I, you know, got pulled aside to like

do a little video content with Jack in his box and it's kind of clout focused i'll say it yeah he was like how many followers you have before we can talk yeah show me your social have you good cards have you have you ordered just jack in the box recently or did you order something else um yes sir oh fuck not wing stop i mean i mean shit. And at the time of that video that Jacob has, I had not actually had Jack in the Box, and I didn't know anything about Jack in the Box. And so they asked me what my favorite Jack in the Box thing was, and I had talked to somebody earlier that day

who said breakfast Jack was a thing at Jack in the Box. And so I just go, ha, it's got to be breakfast Jack. It's got to be breakfast. It's gotta be breakfast. It's gonna be Jack's breakfast. But now if I were asked that same question, I would have a five paragraph essay of thoughts about the menu. Is that what the email is?

Yeah. It's a lot of that. It's a restraining order from all Jack in the Boxes. The box. So no, this email, hi Jarvis, I noticed that you don't have a YouTube channel I noticed that I love these man we get so many like if you have a YouTube channel it doesn't

even matter how big the channel is better at all you just get tons and tons of emails that just say shit like this I noticed you don't have a YouTube channel. And with a US TikTok ban imminent, I'm wondering if you thought about switching up which channels you post on. Oh, which you don't have. Which I don't have, yeah. And then it talks about some of the people

that they've worked with. Can I send some case studies of our best performing video ideas for the world's largest creators to see if a short chat is worth your time. I kind of do want to follow up and ask. It's like a psychology experiment because they're like,

should I let you know some epic viral bacon ideas? You know, like, and I'm like, sure, I need ideas. Some pogchamp, pogchamp-less swag. And then at the end it says, PS, YouTube CPM is a lot higher than TikTok and there's no threat of a band there might be a tiktok band so maybe it's time to move to youtube like what's tiktok do you mean musically yeah but yeah how are you doing not bad other than the paypal credit card which is

exciting you're up but i mentioned that you did mention it yeah do you give your vote uh i heard pre-approved so i didn't even have to do anything do you think you're gonna go for it i've been pre-approved it's done no you still have to say like give me the card you know you don't know shit yeah oh that's true i did not get just walk up to any establish you want put it put it on my paper put it on the fire away you guys do it like a Jedi mind trick. You're like, I've got a PayPal card. Fire away. You want to go home and get me some coffee. I'm good, man.

It's been a funny two weeks, I guess. My partner has been moving. Which when I said that, they're like, oh, moving in? I'm like, oh, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Certified bachelor. Lifestyle wise.

Certified lover boy. Certified. No, no oh no no no no no no certified bachelor lifestyle wise uh certified lover boy certified no no no no no i'm sorry not certified oh man not one we got to talk about that and we will we will we will um that what that what a strange situation for him to be certified i don't even know if it's our board that pre-approved yeah he must have the same people actually yeah no no i do think it's the same no Roger's like I do two things but yeah

there's we had I popped it on the board we've been engaging in the friendship matter

okay where we've been doing things with friends oh you and I. Yes. Yes, we have.

But my partner moving means she's been staying with me. Her and the dog have been staying with me. It's been a nice hangout. And that combined with two at least significant hangouts. True. We went monkey mode. We went ape. And then we had our birthday time.

We did. And I feel like my cardio for hanging out has improved. Right. Doing it, not, you know, giving myself time to rest and recover a little bit. Yes. But pushing myself a little more than I might normally. Yeah. I think it was the day we recorded that we also went monkey mode.

We did, yeah. It was like a little bit of a break, but then we came back uh i had a different thing that i might be doing the next day and so we were like oh let's actually move it to wednesday which is you know today but it was last week because we do the show on wednesdays you me and eddie watched war for the war for the war for yes the planet of the age war on the planet not to be confused with rise of and dawn of dawn of that order that order don't mix it up no it's james franco and then just apes but they had to set it up it's like you got to think about it as like a little james franco prequel now my favorite actor certified he is actually certified lover boy yeah unfortunately unfortunately he is certified

uh but yeah i've been in a coma for 10 years did something happen oh i mean that's another thing is that whole the whole disc back and forth has been actually our group text you me and eddie yeah is i feel like an extension of the friendship matter we've been talking about the diss track. And it's been a really nice, like, um, because I don't know how you feel. I know we both have a limited battery,

especially true kind of relative to the week and other factors. Yeah. And that's another thing where I'm like trying to figure out ways to grow that battery. Yeah. It's like, it really, it's like the first time you,

you go back to the gym and then you're like oh what the hell oh what happened i took a month off and all of a sudden it hurt that doesn't make sense yeah and it initially i was like i don't know i already did a big podcast today can i go ape already and then i literally did and it was like oh yeah you just have to choose the scale that you can handle. Yeah. And then we had our little birthday bash. We were the birthday bastards. True, we were the birthday bastards. To the point of doing a lot of things, actually.

Today, we are, you know, just peeling back the curtain a little bit. We're recording this episode, obviously. Then afterward, we always record Sad Boys Nights, the Patreon episode. Patreon.com slash sadboys for as low as five bucks. Not obliged, but if you fancy. Not obliged, but if you fancy. It's discretionary entertainment spending. Never worry about it.

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something less deranged something something more condensed it's a concentrated derangement yes well it's funny for us to make the team watch it as much as possible true that's funny we're trying to run up the numbers by which jacob has to watch the best rapper alive i think it's like half of his views are just me you and a 75 year old grandma who's saying normally i don't like rap music but i usually it's spelled with a c at the start but this guy's cool after that we are recording a monthly show we do for our 15 patrons and this is even omega you don't have to subscribe to it but we'll do like a little extra react um but it's there if you're like really dying for the extra content we have a monthly uh watch along like commentary piece you've seen us do you know tons of stuff

together commentary wise and so this is just like more of that but the reason i mentioned that is because we're doing all of that today and that's a little experiment we'll see how it goes but then after that jarvis has a big day i am after that i'm going to get a haircut just a little uh just a little um cleanup fuck i was supposed to do that. It's okay. That's it. I also do need to, and one thing I haven't done, I need to wash a shirt for something we're filming tomorrow that people may not see by Friday, so I'm not sure.

Yes. So we don't want to announce it yet. I know you would probably guess no. Probably not because it's prere-recorded bits tomorrow. But anyway, we're filming something tomorrow. It's a collab. It'll be exciting. People are going to have fun with that.

But it's a day. It's a whole day. That's a whole shebang. But then after that, I'm going back to boxing. Oh, really? Yeah, I'm just doing it once or twice a week. Pissing you off. You do not want to film this thing.

End of day, you'll be boxing the team there. They don't know this. So I've been trying to become the active bastard, so to speak. Yes. Because, well, that's also why I'm so sad about, I'm going to forgive myself, everybody. Don't worry about it. And I only say this because I think people relate to it.

But I've been eating healthy and, you know, drinking my liquid IV for my like hydration. Oh my God, I'm so hydrated, dude. I've never drank so much water in my life. I haven't had soda in a while. You haven't? No. I mean, other than, you know, here and there, but I've been trying to just stick to water and then my like liquid IV for like my workouts and stuff. And last night I was drinking. So I like drank liquid IV for like make sure I was like not dehydrated. But I'm just trying to get, I'm trying to go fit mode.

Trying to like just. The cardio best. You know, it's birthday just came along, getting older. I want to really make sure. We're now both in our dirty 30s. Emphasis on the dirty. Emphasis on the dirty. Filthy.

So I also started playing basketball again. That's right. You're the ball bastard. Played this Sunday with the Stanzas. You picked up. With the Yard Boys. Yeah, with Luddy. Okay, who's worse?

Who's like the worst player? Who should everyone message and say, nice ball? Well, so... Nice ball. Nice ball. Well, Hugs was there for the first time. And I was there for the first time.

Speaking of people who got yoked. Yeah, very, very yoked. Oh, dude, everybody's yoked man i need that's why i'm trying to get on like point crow is ripped hugs is ripped a lot of sleeper boards in our yeah yeah oh yeah they were like let's do shirts and skins and i was like i will be a shirt actually i was on the skins team but i kept my shirt on because i'm like look i'm not i'm not there yet we'll get there the lakers aren't swimming bell okay it's just a name we'll get there we'll get there but um it was it was a lot of fun and i'm gonna uh go back um and that's that's good that's good for

like a a weekly thing but then throughout the week i've been trying to just just practice myself solo it's a lot more fun for me than doing straight cardio because i get so bored running it's unmemorable too yeah and i i still do need to do it because i need to like um i think i'm about to become the apple watch bastard again oh yeah because i haven't been because i you're gonna pick a bastardly lane i know uh the the like i normally wear my like normal watch that i like so i think i'm gonna have to double right now you're the time right now i'm the time lord time bastard time wizard so to speak um and uh yeah so i'm just yeah i'm just trying to find more, more ways to keep myself active.

And that's fun for me. Yeah. Yesterday, I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. I've been really sad. And I haven't, I don't know how much I've talked about it on the show, but. I think you've talked about it, but I think maybe it's easy to underestimate the space in between episodes. Yeah.

It's not so much like you woke up right before the show. Right. Like, you know, it's like people are like, what do you mean sad boys? You guys are so happy. It's like, I'm depressed. And it's, it's very good at it. I'm like really happy that I can do the things that I'm able to do, but there is so much more that I want from my life. And I think like coming to terms with that and trying to figure out how to navigate that is something I want. I want to have from my life. And I think like coming to terms with that and trying to figure out how to navigate that is something I want. I want to have a balanced life. I want to have a social life. I want to like not be sort of bed rotting most of the time. And there's no value in like devaluing that feeling because other things could be going well or because you're valuing other things. It's

arbitrary. It's like, no, I'm so fortunate that, you you know i'm able to do the things i'm able to do but for example like i haven't put out a main channel video in eight months and that's something that i don't want to be the case but it just is and i have to like accept that and i have to like you know um figure out what steps i need to take to like be in the right place for things the solution isn't do it yeah like that's which is an easy i mean for some things it's like getting over the hump it it feels as simple as do it but acknowledging that like me doing something sometimes is like a series of wearing my those internal walls down in order to get over that that hump to like action because there's been a version of you that did enjoy putting out those videos it's not like you're trying to leverage a idea you know like a fictional

jarvis you know that and there's like a more achievable hump of i'm gonna hop in the car and go to the court and now you get to play basketball thing you want to do right and i and i even before i went because there was a couple weeks maybe even more than a month where i was talking to Rochelle. And Rochelle was like, you got to come out and play with us. And I was like, don't tell me what to do. Don't tell me what I can't do. I'm dead.

But I might. But I had this little mental block where i was like well i haven't played basketball in a long time and so then there was like this slow thing of like i bought a basketball and then i bought a little thing to like inflate my you know basketball and then i like needed to find places i could play kind of solo right like because i, cause I don't want to, a lot of my skills that I've developed in my life, I've been able to do in private. Yeah. You know, it's like when I learned the high school musical dances when I was 14, I did it alone in a room and then I got good at them. And then I was able to like put it on YouTube. Then I was able to like show people at my high

school and impress them or whatever. But you don't want to be self-conscious when the thing you're supposed to be doing is fun. And it's not just the exercise element, right? Like go play basketball, have a really good, not self-conscious time. Oh my God. Yeah. And kind of hone the blade a little bit instead of just going and then being demoralized. He's like, I just can't fucking drive on the board yeah so i'm i'm i'm you know and it's not and i want to say this uh for anybody who's going through stuff right now it is not a linear process

because i feel and this is um it doesn't feel fair sometimes like i my therapy last week i was in such a bad mood to the point where I cut therapy short and I told my therapist, like, I'm so sorry. I can't do this right now. And it's just like, that's just what it was. Yeah, I think we were texting a little bit before. Yeah, and, but the primary frustration

that I was experiencing last week was, I feel like I'm doing everything right, but I'm not seeing the results. They're still indicting me. I'm still sad. I'm still like not feeling like I have energy. And it's like, that's a real feeling. And it also is, I'm just sort of speaking for myself. I'm going to keep at it and I'm going to keep trying to chip away at this thing and, you know, like lifestyle change. And cause at this point it feels like all of these new things and sort of getting the friend cardio up and stuff is a lifestyle change because I've

become so calcified in my like sort of introverted ways where i think i was like ambiverted like as a like when i was in san francisco because as soon as i moved to la i was like let's i'm gonna start setting up friend hangouts and things like that and also i mean living in living working in an office so much yeah that's almost like your job being playing basketball right like you can only get so out of shape when it comes exactly yeah you're right you were i was getting so much uh social cardio yeah it's like working in a gym yeah yeah as like a personal trainer yeah but like uh i was getting so much social cardio by osmosis by just having side conversations, needing to jump into a meeting, needed to say this, the like, talking to someone face to face

wasn't like, I've never been good with eye contact. But like, I had so many reps, because I was constantly flexing that muscle. Whereas it moved into moving to a new town. Oh, surprise, pandemic. Now everything's virtual. Oh, I'm just spending all my time inside. I'm playing RuneScape. I'm eating Dave's hot chicken. I gained a bunch of weight.

I'm like not feeling great about my body. That's another detractor about like me wanting to like go out and experience the world. And yeah, like that created these current habits that I'm trying to unseat where I like know what my goal is and what my happy place is. And I just am only able to take incremental steps to get there. And I can't just jump back into a life that I once had. Yes. Yeah. It'd be easy to look at that version of yourself and say, well, that was just a version of myself that was better at stuff. And that's why more of the goals that I have now were happening. Right. Whereas at the time, it's always maybe a little

kind of all the time dismissive when I feel like people say this because it's a platitude sometimes, but it's easy to appreciate what you don't have grass is green, right? Oh, of course. Very cliche, kind of been soiled by how much it could be overused or whatever. And sometimes it is dismissive. It's like, I want to hear this person complaining, the overwhelming, hey, things could be worse.

When in reality, things could always be worse but things can always be better and it's worth nothing wrong with looking for greener grass right and i uh there's those versions of ourselves our sum sets were so much higher maybe uh uh our spell slots we had like a better capacity for our scaling was stronger our equipment was better right but now our whiz is so much higher to the point where i remember talking about between the two of us but also just independently i know we would have these insecurities or fears or or the impact of failing at something had like catastrophic impact i feel like something slipping up a relatively minor mistake that's like a sleepless night back then and now it's not that it's like seamless right but there's you know uh it's kind of like when

you watch like x games and someone goes 500 feet in the air falls off the skateboard but like lands okay yeah how does that happen oh you've just fallen off the skateboard so many times yeah you know you're not gonna die when you do it right and you have the presence of mind to brace yourself in the right way yeah almost not even on purpose you just yeah it's like instinctive yeah and now it now it's like the low ebb depression, which I know we've both got running at the moment and pops up, you know, consistently here and there. That is, I think, the hardest one to get rid of

because it's just being tired, which when something is like like don't get me wrong generally i prefer it to something really bad happening but when something bad happens there is a almost like a timeline there's something distinct about it like well when bad things happen it's the worst right now oh and then there are going to be four more stages until it's resolved who knows how long it'll take but there are stages yeah but then when those stages are over and you return back to low air be like well shit and now i'm i don't know how to do this one no one does because it's each person's lower maybe part of it is diet maybe part

of it is practical but part of it's just like fatigue hanging out with people lately is our psychiatrist asked me the other day it was uh like it's like how are you doing i'm like yeah you know i'm all right he's like but like you know these details this detail i'm like oh yeah that this and he went like how's the mourning process i was like you're right i forgot that's like it's become to normal now it's been six oh my god yeah it's very easy for me to criticize myself and it's not very easy for me to give myself my own flowers, you know, for progress well made or anything like that. It's literally easy to criticize yourself because that's like survival medicine.

We're supposed to. Yeah, the way my therapist and I talk about it is like I have this inner critic, and it is like long outgrown its usefulness in terms of it's it's i'm no longer fighting to survive yeah it's like an appendix yeah it just doesn't apply to life now it sort of is so ingrained in my thought processes that i am like fighting against it and it's like there's often these narratives that are sort of born of the critic that i have to like internally navigate you have to tell him he's wrong exactly it's like a propagandist inside of my own inside of my own brain that's like putting up posters about how i like don't work hard enough or like you know and it's like trying to convince everything everything else in my mind and you're interested just to like I want to fax and logic him out of it.

And it's like, he doesn't, he's, this guy's in dark. You're never going to win. You're never going to change his mind. Exactly. Yeah. He's bad faith because that's the oxygen he breathes. Yeah. So to give myself a little bit of flowers.

Yesterday, one of the things that was really good, Anastasia and I went to a coffee shop to work a little bit, try to get out of the house just because like that's another part of it it's like now that um we have the office here and then i also live upstairs which is great for not having an office in la because that's like just not another expense that we want but uh and it's great that there are separate spaces but there is still something about getting out of the house you know oh yeah and that. And that's like, if, you know, like hanging out with friends is just straight up going to the gym. Yeah. Intensive lifting session.

Then hanging out in an office is consistent cardio. Working at a gym, going and working at a cafe with or without friends, that's just going for a walk. It's something and it's going to have a huge impact, but it feels, at the time you're just like, there's just a cafe with or without friends that's just going for a walk right it's something and it's going to have a huge impact but it feels at the time you're just like there's just a cafe so it's literally like down my street in my neighborhood i've walked down these streets no it's a coffee place not this time this is i'm not telling you the zone improvement plan fine i can't improve myself then i walk down these streets when i'm doing pokemon go walks or when i'm walking with dipper but i never go into any of the shops and so i was

like oh wow this is here and there's like a whole community happening i saw like i i'm like a regular at this uh other like brunch place that i'll go to a lot. And I saw someone who works there. The barista probably recognized me. And it was a weird interaction. Did it do a look? No, it was like, Anastasia and I sat down. I went up, got in line. I was like, oh yeah,

could I get this? And then could I grab a decaf? I'm drinking decaf right now because of my meds. Hi, I noticed you don't have a YouTube channel. She was like, oh yeah, are you sitting right there and i was like yeah interesting that you clock that because there's a lot of people here and she was like jarvis right i've never been i'm

pretty sure i've never been to this cafe before and if i have not enough for them to remember my name bold strategy and i'm like do i recognize you from somewhere i didn't ask i didn't have it in me to ask how did you know that yeah and i'm like i don't think you from somewhere? I didn't ask. I didn't have it in me to ask, how did you know that? Yeah. And I'm like, I don't think I was wearing a name tag that said, hi, my name is Jarvis. You didn't have that on at the time? Yeah, not that day. Sure.

And I was like, that's actually a kind of low-key recognition that's sweet. That's nice. Yeah. But that was a cool thing because I don't do that every week. And I'm like, I'm getting a little bit out of my comfort zone. Going to the? Going to the cafe. Or working from the cafe.

And I may do that more in the future. Or I would love to do that more in the future. Did it feel different because, I guess you've been here a little while now, but this is a- Like, new spot. Yeah. Putting the cement down. A little bit.

But I think- Like painting your walls, know i was like oh yeah more of like um community i think i i had that briefly when i first moved to la uh because i didn't know anybody and i was like going out and about but then everything shut down so quick after i moved that i like feel like i lost that and i'm trying to like kind of reclaim a little bit of that. Oh, I want to be a citizen, you know? Yeah. Instead of just like this on an island. And.

Bet. Yeah. I would, I want to be a citizen, not on that island. I know, dude. I was actually bars. But yeah. And so then there was that and I'm like, okay, let me give myself some flowers for doing that.

We came back, did some meetings, then got a call that was a very emotionally strenuous call. Would have derailed me nine times out of 10 in the last few months. And I still had plans last night to go get drinks. And somehow during this call, I'm going, there's no way I can, I have to cancel the rest of my plans today. Cause that's my instinct. My instinct is just to say, cancel everything. I canceled our birthday plans initially. Cause I was like, I was feeling really sad on Saturday,

more like Saturday. And then our birthday was Sunday, more like Saturday. Then we found out it wasn't called that. And I read the calendar and I realized that's stupid. A birthday. A birthday. it wasn't cold there and I read the calendar and I realized that's stupid birthday so but then like I was I had friends like hitting us up hey what's the birthday plan and it like truly like Eddie texted me and he was like yo what's the plan for tomorrow didn't cross my mind that my friends would want to hang out with me on my birthday after I'd canceled everything because I was like

I didn't invite anybody I didn't think I had I'd been busy that whole week and I didn't take the time and the plan I like didn't make a plan Anastasia came through in the clutch and was like I got reservations at this place and then still on Saturday I was like that's great and then I just like everything became too much and then I was just like fuck it I'm gonna punish myself for no reason and i'm just gonna like sit in bed and sulk it was it was i think the worst case scenario typically is when we at the same time aren't lifting either one up yeah but also you know these are not new friends but i think uh we have always for a long time been that other person

and now it feels like there's some more insurance people. It's like Yeah, yeah. And that's the value of community. Shout out to

Anastasia but also Chrissy as far as plans people go. Oh yeah, Chrissy's always always down to go on short notice down to be flexible and in fact

you know I don't want to project or try and take a guess or anything like that because I'm sure that it's easy to go like, it's crazy that Chrissy just doesn't struggle with any of this stuff. And I don't think that's true. I think she is just a great- Different people have different stat loadouts. I think there's absolutely a world where she has exactly the same,

again, not diagnosing or people that we know that are super super socially flexible are able to just go i think they maybe just are really good at this thing we're working on like they present when i have a like not super close friend but like there's like a handful of friends that throw a number of parties and we'll end up with those yeah often those people think i i would assume you as well but they think i'm an extrovert oh yeah i'm always a little i'm when it comes to like that terminology even you know because it's we all contain dimensions or whatever but it's like no i've come to play i'm gonna like it'd be like if you go back from the corner like you guys notice that jarvis is always playing basketball it's uh lives at this it can sometimes feel at least right

now it kind of feels like a performance where i like don't always have the the juice to like go on stage and that's kind of what it feels like yeah i mean literally the live show now cherished memory so fun yeah. This is not a tool. I didn't think I could get up from where I woke up that day into that kind of moment. Right, right. Podcast kind of feels like training for what we're describing as well, a little bit.

Just a bit. We just do it. Because I think when we bring on guests, most of the guests we bring on are just people I want to be friends with. And it's like a friends on training wheels type situation where we have a task and it's to do the podcast but then we also get to like figure out if we can be buddies or it's just an excuse to hang out with friends we already have eddie eddie coming into the fold lately i'll give a shout out oh yeah i feel like we've leveled up shout out to big Big E. Big E money. E, his brother T.

A. C. Let's go for C. But I guess to cap that off, definitely still in the thick of it, but there are, as much as my critic wants to deny it. I am seeing evidence that I am building more of this social battery, more of this like sort of, I am making progress towards that life that I want. And I can't like keep judging myself against the destination. You know, cause it's like, well, you're not at the destination yet. So it's a failure. So you're not making progress. It's like looking at yourself in the mirror every day at the gym. And you never said to yourself, I'm, that was never the deadline, you know, today.

That was never that you didn't set that for yourself and miss it. It was a process the whole time. Right. Like if you just, if we really don't put out the episode tomorrow, it's like, well, that wasn't when we don't do Thursday. We don't tell when put out the episode tomorrow, it's like, well, that wasn't when we, we don't do Thursday. We don't tell when we put the episode out. Yeah, or yeah, like we had a couple episodes where we put them out on Monday because I needed to do some thumbnail fiddling and I couldn't get myself to do it over the weekend.

And that's okay. Because I mean like- It's just an expectation we set for ourselves. It's just an expectation we set for ourselves. And everything is still in progress and everything is still building up. Yeah, it's like okay to not always be perfect. And that's, I think, the lesson.

And sometimes just setting the expectation, I feel like is a huge step. Here's my goal. I feel like a lot of people get disappointed in themselves when they set a new year's resolution but that is a really really typically pretty big role it's like hey quit smoking like even deciding to quit smoking is a pretty I feel like big step towards not smoking anymore yeah and also you can like relapse five years down the line, start smoking again. It doesn't mean that that year that you quit was a waste. Yeah. You know, that's, um, a little bit how I feel about, not that I've, I've ever, uh, been addicted to a substance that wasn't food. Um, but I do have like a weird food relationship and And I think that I lost like 50 pounds from age like 21 to like, I don't know, 22, 23.

Oh, it was after you left college. Yeah, it was sort of, let's see, when was it? It was like I was at Yelp still, yeah. So it was like right after college I started like losing weight or no no during it was during college yeah I was like starting to lose weight and at the beginning of college or in the at my height I was like the weight I am now and uh but then I so I'm like 50 pounds delta from my what I feel is my natural and target weight but then the pandemic I had all these uh unhealthy habits and I ended up gaining a lot of weight a lot of people gain

a lot of weight and I think it's just easier for me to put weight on but just doing all of the you know stuff for creator clash and all of these things where like my body composition has changed so it's like I don't look like i the weight that i am it's distributed differently it's just distributed differently and there's more more muscle but like a second puberty there's still a thing in my head where it feels like this big failure that like i kept off this weight for like many many years and then like this global pandemic happened of course and that like allegedly that like kind of unsettled me and of course my problems in the grand scheme of things are like nothing but in the sort of

localized experience with my own self in my own mind it's very um scary and the fact that your body has changed means that your ideal weight is different and And we are different ages, et cetera. Like, you know the age group. But the number has, the very specific number has been there. It has like a significance. Yeah. And. It's like a, it could be 10 years from like some kind of tragedy. But you remember, sometimes you have that thing sometimes

where you're like, I'm just in like a weird mood today. And you have no idea what day it is, no idea what the date is. And then you look and you go, oh, it's like 10 years since that thing. It's a little like that where you're like, looking at the scale and being like, I don't like this. Oh, it's just that number.

I don't like it. Is it solid? It is like a digit? Yeah, and I think there is still a target. And I'm not, I think the thing that I would tell people is that for me, and this is always, you know, very personal experience, so I can stuff is that I've gotten a lot better at forgiving myself. I think that that is a muscle and it's like, becomes easier to like, let yourself off the hook when you're like trying and you're, you know, trying your best, no pun intended. And, um, I think I'm focused more on the habits. And so that's why I joke, but like, that's why

the, like the wing stop, jack-in-the-box thing is uh shameful and i am letting myself off the hook and i'm playing up the shame because that's the like a very genuine feeling i go oh why did i do that um but you also i mean clearly comedy is something that we get a little bit of catharsis yeah of course of course but also it is you know a little bit of ego death and being like how silly is this thing yeah this thing yeah i feel it yeah i feel so and so but also at the same time hey whoopsie daisy you know yeah trivializing it in a healthy way and recognizing that it doesn't change the way that really anyone in my life sees me other than myself sure you know like i think eddie said something uh really kind uh not to sort of i don't want to air out any of our too many of our private conversations but uh just like about how you

know i think you would speak to this too it's like i don't look like an unhealthy person and there's so many i think it's very easy to tie the weight back to what we're told is the priority which is like trad attractiveness or like what we're supposed to like so right but in reality even when we feel that we know that's not actually what we're talking about for sure it's just tied to it and you what you're not accounting for because your brain sometimes will let you is is your sense of style has improved. Right, right, right. You figured out your hair in a way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the way you carry yourself and the confidence that comes with that. And confidence does go a long way and that's also a muscle. And forgiving yourself for like, I didn't really like my outfit today. You know what I mean? Like there are forgiveness in the, like literally very traditional forgiveness and that like, well, I'm going to forgive someone for transgression if I do believe that they're going to try and do better.

Right. And there's some behaviors I forgive myself for and then there's other behaviors where I'm like a bit more stern. Like I'm not going to hate myself, but don't fucking do that. Like this was slap on the wrist kind of stuff, which sometimes is a little you don't want to be too yeah but it's almost like parenting yourself more than like an adult to an adult right and i think that's better than kind of the insecurity stuff is like unproductive

but it's inevitable like everyone has insecurities and uh for me one of those things like one of the first things that comes up if I'm like talking to someone in a romantic context and they like like me it's like how can you like me I weigh this number right like isn't that insane and then but then I obviously now I can like overpower that but I do still hear those echoes you know those propaganda posters that my like critic put up many years back that are still like stuck to the walls yeah that feels like and the the progress is so incremental that you kind of you it's like erosion yeah like i want to see a big step forward in me defeating that critic but in reality every time you tell them off, you get

0.1%. Yeah. It's like those grooves have been carved over a really long time and you kind of have to carve new grooves. You have to build like new neural pathways. You have to like kind of practice that and like embed that in routine. And it just takes time. I think a lot of cognitive behavioral therapy is about that, like sort of untraining certain like thought patterns and like kind of re retraining. And like, I think the premise of like CBT is that like you are like a summation of like all these thought patterns or like your,

your brain is. But anyway, I figured that, you know, hey, it's sad boys. So I figured we can do that a little bit. Oh,

this is my favorite kind of stuff. I like that ratio. So going away from the sad boy portion of the show. I have been pre-approved. I don't know how to tell you this. I have been sending those emails come on i am paypal the nicest thing you could think was a pre-approval yeah just to give you a little bit of just like i sent you those emails to go hey man your credit score is looking pretty good

not great oh it's looking pretty good what's my real one i'll never tell oh no i guess i'll never find out you've gotta you gotta get a hard credit check for that. But you do know. Oh, I know. Okay. Have I been pre-approved? Well, one important Savoy's update is that we are mourning something today. We are mourning the death of the Panera-charged lemonade.

No. They're getting rid of it. No, come on. They're getting rid of it. No, come on. They're getting rid of it. This is why, this is why America has no culture. This is, this is our problem.

We used to build things like lemonade in this country. We used to charge our lemonade in this country. That's lazy lemonade now. We used to charge it with ungodly amounts of caffeine. Can I say,

last time we talked about this, it seems like at home it jumped out to me. I'm like, Panera bread is like the most mundane brand ever oh yeah for them to be the one doing this killing people it is like i don't know it's it's like uh it's so funny an angry worm like it's like the most little and core it's like the most corporate coded like uh when i interned um in san francisco i was in soma i was living in an apartment in soma and on the ground floor of the apartment building was a panera bread and i would go there all the time but it was just the most

milk toast boring that's the whole thing right they're kind of a little bit mendocino maybe a little bit less vibrant than a man yeah yeah yeah mendocino kind of has that too but the sandwich is slap just so god damn good um did they have an article the hill like that i'm curious about i think maybe it's next to that x yeah two to the right four years of journalism school we have huge news panera bread is reportedly set to drop its charge limited drinks drinks, which have been the center of multiple wrongful death lawsuits. God, what an insane sentence. When reached for comment, a company spokesperson told Nextar via email that the company is leaning into its recent menu changes. We're excited to continue the success of our recent menu transformation. Isn't it funny?

Isn't corporate speak so funny? Hey, you know all those- Our recent menu transformation? Did you it funny? Isn't corporate speak so funny? Hey, you know all those- Our recent menu transformation. Did you hear about the multiple deaths? We're excited, actually. To transform our menu into something that causes fewer deaths. I've never been more excited about anything before.

Because what they can't say is like, we feel bad. They can't acknowledge the thing that happened. You know what's really interesting? This type of pr speak it's like it must be for investors right yeah like because it's not for people it's like those have you ever seen the uh sometimes they'll get leaked internal brand decks for most often like video games or some often fast food restaurants as well because

there's such a huge number of people it goes out to. And they are like, they're for aliens. It's like talking about food in a way that, you don't need to sell me as an investor or something on like, is one of the sandwiches really good? Yeah. No, literally. It's like, you changed your menu. No, we transformed our menu.

Oh, how did you decide what to change it to? Well, we listened to more than 30,000 guests. Guests guests not customers it's like all these words are so perfectly crafted about what they i mean not perfectly crafted it's not like the god of pr works at panera bread sorry i think maybe if there was we would have heard something better and sooner yeah this just happened yeah i mean uh we'll look at that date in a second because i want to read this part, but we did a survey and are focusing next on the broad array of beverages we know our guests desire. Ranging from exciting on-trend flavors to low sugar and low caffeine options.

I feel like low sugar, low caffeine is not in that press release without the wrongful death law. Yeah, that is truly a like, if Boeing was like, we're excited to offer a whole new suite of heavily doored planes. Yeah. Full doors on every plane. Every door is guaranteed not to fly off. We know that one was sealed up

and it wasn't a technical door. Did you see that? We sealed it so much this time. Did you see that a second whistleblower died? Insane coincidence. I feel so... I guess they were really sad about something unrelated. You know what's really funny is that,

and remember this is a joke. This is a joke about what I was going to say. I almost said, did you hear they killed another whistleblower? Because it sometimes feels that way based on the yeah it's a joke it's an extreme hyperbolic statement that would gratefully benefit the organization that we incorrectly would assume might have facilitated why would i ever think boeing would cut a corner why would they do that why would they make an ethical compromise for the benefit of themselves? No, that's never happened ever in the history of capitalism.

We're putting out a new gun that shoots you from 50 feet away a hundred times. We've transformed the way bullets fly through the air. After serving 30,000 casualties. Have you ever noticed how the guards go off duty while you're in jail at a very specific time? And then you fall off a cliff. But yeah, so that's, I just felt like I needed to update the people. And just say, damn,

sorry this guy was so sad about something unrelated. Okay, in other news. Is the low, are they still calling it? I don't think they have it anymore. Because I feel, even when that initially happened, I'm like, can you just put less caffeine on this? Yeah, can you charge it less? Make it more lemonade, I don't know. I think if I was a Char when that initially happened, I'm like, can you just put less caffeine on this? Yeah, can you charge it less?

I don't know. I think if I was a charged lemonade fan, and especially if I wasn't familiar with any of that news, and I just picked it up still, and I would think I'm having the same thing, right? There would be nothing, I wouldn't noticeably be like this. I'm not buying this anymore.

I don't feel sick at all. Yeah. I'm not shaking enough. In other news, Jacobob prepared a uh a tiktok trend for us to test yeah this is just a funny little thing that people are doing it's i feel like it's not really that deep but so this is this is kind of like a prime example of the the difference um so in the beginning she's's talking with her bottom teeth. And then this is top teeth talker.

She's exaggerating. How do you do that? Are you supposed to sing that song? So yeah, the test is you sing this song, and then you see if your bottom teeth show or your top teeth show when you talk. Okay, wait, play the song again. Where do the good boys go to hide away okay wait i'm gonna look into the camera where do the good boys wait i'm gonna do this natural i'm thinking about it too much where do the good boys go to hide away hide away

so i would say jarvis is a top teeth top oh cool all right jordan give me a beat uh bbl drizzy bbl drizzy where do the good boys my go to my teeth top i mean so tall yeah so top my resting face shows my top teeth I'm a I'm a top teeth supremacist I think I think a lot of people are but also if you're a bottom teeth talker

you're beautiful that's just all I'm saying how are these damn freaks eating apples are they starting at the base I was convinced I was going to be a top tooth speaker I'm mortified What are these damn freaks eating apples? The hell? Are they starting at the base? Okay, wait. I was convinced I was going to be a top-toothed speaker. I'm mortified. So here's someone who found out that they were a bottom-toothed talker. Is top-toothed the consensus?

Like that's the normal in people's minds? I mean, yeah. Well, you don't want to say normal because it doesn't mean they're correct. Abnormal. Interesting. You know what so you can see when the bottom teeth are talking look at the first comment proudly a top teeth talker 12 000 likes wait let me try to talk like a bottom teeth where do the good boys go to hide away hide away I think I even showed my top teeth doing that. Damn.

Most people, the difference between being a bottom teeth talker and a top teeth talker is literally just smiling. So if you don't smile, you might be a bottom teeth talker. But then when you do smile, you are a top teeth talker. Oh, I'm always smiling. Yeah. So if you want to be a top teeth talker, just smile when you talk. You know what I mean? Actually, just smile when you talk. You know what I mean? I actually just, I stubbed my toe and me when I sang, I first stubbed my toe, I'm like,

why do the boys go? I feel like even when Jordan, when you're frowning, even you're a top teeth talker. So I don't know. I feel like it also has to do with like the way you tilt your head. Yeah. Oh, actually, yeah. I just feel like feel like my um my lip goes up when i talk with my where where it changes my accent i also think your teeth size your tooth size probably matters because i have big teeth i'm a oh dude i am uh one of my i love when people have big teeth. It's the most attractive thing in the world to me. Like just huge teeth. Not like the huge veneers that everybody like memes on,

but like just like- Yeah, like not like when they're bigger than the rest of your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I- Not like Steve Harvey's teeth. Yes. I mean, my whole life,

I have had this weird- Not to body shame Steve Harvey or whatever. No, it's a- Well- He's socially shamed. The richest man in the world. It's fine. whole life i have had this not to body shame steve harvey or whatever no it's uh well uh he's socially the richest man in the world it's fine uh we i've always had kind of a i know we we both have had a complex about like the straightness of our teeth sure and i i just got my final piece of invisible line true every now and then if i'm having like a good day i look a little like oh yeah it's like a thing i wanted a long time ago yeah but i also learned like how my how far my invisible line is going to take me there's like some limits unless

i get some remove and we do it again or whatever yeah but i'm very happy satisfied yeah there is at no point in my life have i not found slightly wonky teeth attractive it has been oh yeah i've thought it's cool and sexy my whole life yeah And without a doubt still would look at myself and go, that's bad. People don't like that. I would, but no one else would ever. That's not how it works. I think like Zendaya has like technically not perfect teeth.

Like I think there's like one tooth that's like not perfectly, perfectly aligned or whatever. And she's like extremely beautiful. And everyone thinks. People love that about her. Yeah. People love her smile. I mean, I love her smile. She's, you aligned or whatever. And she's like extremely beautiful and everyone- People love that about her. Yeah, yeah, people love her smile. I mean, I love her smile. She's, you know, amazing.

Don't talk about, I mean- I'm just trying to get into challengers too. Yeah, they're not date, me and her aren't dating. It's like we dated. You're not. Tom Holland, different British guy. What? But I'm Spider-Man. Very, very athletic. Maybe in another universe. Universe?'m very very athletic maybe in another universe

i'm spider-man another universe i think that guy is i think that guy is currently crashing out right now oh yeah he got robbed right he got robbed he like shouted at like some other there was a video that came out of him um throwing pizza boxes around when he worked at dominoes yeah like he didn't get a tip or something which i mean which is like yeah you should tip your pizza people yeah you should tip your pizza people but look i'm not going to judge him for that but i will judge him for like he was like shouting at some other mpc streamer that was like streaming near him and he was yelling at dr octopus for killing him yeah he said a couple

things come out where i'm like okay buddy this is a big broad statement about a person i don't know however if all of that other stuff was not bait which it sounds like it isn't because this is seemingly like a pattern of weird behavior but would have been really smart bait that was really good sometimes you have people in your life who can be a good hang you can be perfectly friendly maybe even decent to work with and then you hear something like man i got my phone stolen that's up damn that sucks and then like i got my phone stolen again i'm like okay that's really unlucky and they're like i just had my i've had 15 different good friends refuse to talk to me anymore. Oh my God.

You start going like, okay, these things aren't related, feels like, but there's something about you that's generating chaos. Have you seen those people who have, now, if you have a crack in your phone, whatever, if you have a couple cracks, whatever, that can happen from one fault. Have you seen somebody who has a phone that's truly destroyed? Oh, yeah. Where it's just shattered? And it's not even a case of, well, I can't afford to get this new phone.

It's like, I know people that will get a new phone. I've known somebody which had a new phone under AppleCare, would have covered the replacement. I'm like, I can have a cracked phone. No, my question which had a new phone under AppleCare, would have covered the replacement. I'm like, I can have a cracked phone. No, my question is just how did it get that cracked? What happened? Because it's like someone who routinely smashes their phone. Yes, yeah.

And I'm like, what is that? Just unlucky. No other factor. Yeah, I mean, I recently cracked a screen, not my phone screen, but I think my iPad that is kind of broken. It's like a few years old. And when Dipper was a puppy, he like bit into it. He didn't like, it was in a case and like a soft case.

So he bit into the soft case, but his bite was so strong that it like broke the front facing camera and uh also like left this huge dent in it so it's been it's kind of already been like kind of a little destroyed uh somebody's like but it's good enough has been bumped a few times on the side of the counter so when you open it like yeah i guess i'm really strong it's fine i'm not gonna replace it i don't think they just announced new ipads and every time new technology comes out, I'm like, I want it. But then I'm like, am I really going to use it? I barely use the iPad I have. I got a secondhand $100 or whatever old iPad for manga only.

And now that I'm not reading it, I need to take it off my find my or whatever, because every time I leave the house, it's like, you forgot your iPad. Did you want to take your iPad with you? Oh, yeah. Okay, I'm going to get coffee. Without your iPad. And what's the place by your house? it's like, you forgot your iPad. Did you want to take your iPad with you? Oh, yeah. Okay, I'm going to get coffee. Without your iPad.

And what's the place by your house? What's the coffee place by your house? Oh, I can't say. No, the address. I know. What's your address so we can find the coffee? You're not. I feel like you're not listening.

I'm going to go ahead and plead the fifth. Jacob, address yours. Speaking of leaking someone's address, let's talk about the Drake and Kendrick beef. Oh, what a week. What a wonderful week with some of the most ice cold comments from honking. Can you pull up Not Like Us, Jacob? Because Kendrick is not claiming people who are using his music, whereas Drake is.

So we've got to take sides just on that alone. Psst, I see dead people. It's so sick that he literally, first thing he's doing or main thing he does is question, which he knows is going to mess with Drake. In general, the whole way through, anytime somebody disses Drake,

the question is like culture credentials, right? To do that on some mostly pretty low key beats. And then people will be like, Kendrick doesn't have hood credentials. And then he reaches like a c doesn't have hood credentials and then he reaches like a crip walk oh yeah people were like yeah people were like oh well drake's thing is he makes songs and so they're like more listenable or whatever and then kendrick's like

me too actually as of today the not like us has now broken a record for like most streamed on spotify in a single day it's weird some The way some people have been talking about Kendrick, I think would be a more accurate description of J. Cole, where it's like, this is a great artist. But he's like, it's like kind of alt. As famous as you can be while being alt. And I'm like, this is, no, this is, he's huge. He's enormous.

Yeah, I mean, he's always been enormous. But yeah, what was your experience of background with kendrick what was your background with drake uh huge enormous big time kendrick fan i was one of the grumpy damn dislikers a little bit but when i say dislikers i'm like this is an incredible record yeah but this isn't what i wanted as a fan boy or i was underwhelmed and then a master comes out this is fucking great even his missus and hits and, you know, like, and then when T-Bab came out, I was like, this is, everyone's perfect but me.

But even then I made a little bit because I was like, I'm in Mad City again. I'm in Mad City. And I like Kendrick because I felt like he's given me a lot of artistic direction. Not in what I make, I mean, but in the sense of like, I felt like a education in adapting and exploring and experimenting because it challenges me i'm grumpy for a couple days and

they're like oh no wait i just didn't i didn't the ligaments here i didn't know the muscle group for this and uh drake i feel like i've just always been in more or less the same place but i i you know for me drake is you know like a fun pop artist does weird shit but also like he kind of i'm always a little annoyed when artists and people of a certain caliber not i was i got i'll compare to elon musk not that elon musk has anywhere near the merit that drake would deserve because he does like though elon musk did just follow drake class oh maybe he's leveling up he started listening to rap which he used to spell

with a C actually yeah he said normally I don't like rap music but this beef has got me intrigued normally I don't I don't like the kind of

beef I don't think it's particularly cogent I don't like this beef kind of music but it's like Drake holds a similar place in my brain

as Elon for the last couple years and I'm like you're doing fine don't be insecure stop looking for approval from people that aren't going to give it to you you can just be you it's like a lesser version of when LeBron lies about what he's reading just go be LeBron

you don't need to trick me LeBron's version of it feels like it has far fewer casualties oh yeah I mean he's just embarrassing himself he hasn't done well sorry no hasn't done harm LeBron's version of it feels like it has far fewer casualties. Oh, yeah. I mean, he's just embarrassing himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He hasn't done, well, sorry, no. Hasn't done harm elsewhere. He just seems to.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, just go away and be really good at basketball. Go away in the sense of like, you don't need to impress me with the albums you're into. It's like this larger than life persona. Yeah. Where it's like when you reach that stage you like how you i feel like they become obsessed with sustaining it and then it's like the things that you end up doing to sustain that end up not having the results that you want for me so i am an old drake fan i i really like over 18

okay it's to be above. I listened to the first Drake mixtape, Room for Improvement. I listened to the second Drake mixtape, Comeback Season. I listened to the third Drake mixtape, So Far Gone. I was a big fan of Thank Me Later. I was a big fan of... Why is the name escaping me? Of his best album. Oh, if you're reading this?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2011. Oh, Take Care. So a big fan of Take Care. me of of his best album oh if you're reading this uh no no no no no no 2011 um oh take care um so a big fan of take care and then around nothing was the same time it was 2013 zone of starting to fall off it's when he's starting to get self-conscious i'm liking drake features here and there i i casually see like blips but i was always a fan of drape drake rapping it's funny that this is about a rap beef because i was always a fan of drake rapping and i was never really a fan of like pop drake it kind of annoyed me and i feel like uh even so far gone is when he's starting to like

mix that a lot that's us for that's like his mixtape that he blew up on we kind of i've always felt like he spent his remaining resources on if you're reading this and was like here's what i can do at like dabbling back and forth and i respect him as a flexible artist like kind of like the kendrick thing to some extent although and not in a way i that much enjoy but i've never really been that fan of a just he's just catching a wave just like that's fine well i can't speak for any of that time before 2013 but i know that around that time and around yeah if you're reading this into views i liked a few songs on views but it's like i've started to divest myself it's uh same thing happened with maroon 5 except for it happened after the first two albums like after songs about jane and after uh uh if uh it won't be

soon before long um their first two albums i started to divest myself and now i'm completely out and i don't know but i think with this i don't know maroon five super well do they kind of go the same register where they became kind of singles artists and they're actually like the albums maybe yeah where it's like songs about Jane is like this like pop funk like record and it's it's great uh and then like they're starting to go more pop but there's instruments there's guitars there's guitar solos you know they're they're like a band and then they slowly became what is this this is one this is all this is all like synthy like arena pop or like that's like target like mall pop yeah uh fun imagine dragons yeah yeah even that like i don't know i but it's like even big i think even more plastic than any of those um artists and i

love like you know i loved 90s boy bands and stuff so i'm no and i loved like britney spears and all that shit so i'm no stranger to like pop pop you know pop pop shout out uh magnitude um the uh you know so i think you i had i admire i think you've always been like a loyal to the the output not the trend like sure approving of and being engaged with uh boy bands is something that i felt so unwilling to do i would really enjoy a song but i actually i can't even like britney becauseoties. And I'm like 15. Like this is way too late. A little bit that happened with Justin Bieber.

And I never was fully on that train, but it was so popular to hate on him. Yeah, it was. It's whatever. If you don't actually really at the time listen to a lot of music, but you post a lot on Newgrounds and you wanted something to say. But at a certain point, Drake did fully go into vampire mode where like he would just bring, like a young artist would come up and then Drake would like hop on a feature, like sometimes would just straight up steal the song

and then would like try to sign people. But then we would sign people. They would like no longer have any output yeah and they would kind of just like turn into like writers at the drake factory or whatever ritual symbol on their back for the ascension kind of thing yeah or there's like he like stole um hotline bling from yeah dram to the point where like it comes out on OVO Sound Radio on Apple Music as like a Cha-Cha remix. And then they rework it and it like no longer has any sort of connection. Oh, no, it wasn't. It wasn't related to a dram song, Cha-Cha.

This is an episode of NPR. This isn't even close. And then the weird stuff with like minors and those stories started to come out. And then I was just like, okay, this is a weird guy. I'll like hear the, I like like a song here and there I like I'll like the features and stuff like that but he's not even rapping that much and so like every now and again when he would like rap on something I would be like oh I like this like 5 a.m in toronto or something like that um and and and then at this point i like every drake record that comes out i'll like listen to it and i'm like wow okay or like um there'll be

one song that i like i liked uh first person shooter uh and i'm a big j cole fan and that's why this has been that that's why the beginning of this beef was rough for me. Which, let me tell you, even for the five seconds, I clowned on J. Cole for apologizing. Almost immediately after a second, I'm like, well, no, that's pretty sincere. In the same breath, you did kind of say, hey, I respect it. He's doing the thing that's harder. And it's fun to joke about it but you know it's not like a response came out like uh after that and he got the shit

kicked out of him and then he apologized yeah he air quotes ran away because he just thought it was corny i didn't want to be involved with it yeah and he like put out a half-hearted like warning shot diss track where it's like identified as like a warning shot like oh are we really gonna do this type track and his heart's not in it and then he said it wasn't then he removed it but then um he kind of has the exact opposite uh behaviorist drake when it comes to vampiring he's like yeah he brings an artist to drink his blood and get his powers that's so true because like there's a lot of his like artists's so true because like there's a lot of his like artists that he works with like he's like never stopped working with them like

like boss for example like uh um but anyway dreamville is like an orphanage that he's like raising the kids just right he's like batman bringing in like wayward orphans that's so funny shout out jid though jid and shout out uh bruce wayne um batman oh fuck sorry uh he doxed him again dude this is why i didn't give you my zip code because they don't want to know you live in the back cave the um okay and so let's just go through the chronology metro boomin and future drop uh their. I'm going off memory, so I'm probably going to mess up some details. They drop We Don't Trust You, which is like their album.

And then on that, they have a song like that that features Kendrick. And then on that, Kendrick is like mostly dissing Drake, but then he lightly disses J. Cole. He very specifically references a line from first person shooter where he uh j cole refers to like wait j cole says they argue who the hottest mc is at k dot is aubrey or me and it's actually very j cole about it and like hey who cares it's great that we're the big three all the old friends there's a very funny um

i saw a funny sketch about that because it was literally like, aren't we all amazing or something like that? I'll kill you. We the big three, like we started a league referencing Ice Cube's big three basketball league thing that happens in the off season. But Kendrick's main thing there is like, you know, there's no big three. It's just big me. And Kendrick's main thing there is like, you know, there's no big three. It's just big me. And Kendrick's done this before.

Like there was 2013 where during Control, that era where he calls out everybody. And it's the sport of it. He's like doing it for the sport of it. He like went on record and said that that's kind of what his intention was with that, is just to motivate everybody. And he's also like, you know, over time, I think has a more severe version of the Drake experience you were talking with, where he's like, I don't appreciate the guy that thinks he dominates this scene being artistically exactly what I don't respect.

But he's not saying like, you can't be here, you're trash at this point. He's saying like, no, be here you're trash at this point he's saying like no i'm number one actually there's no sneak there's always like straddling this line because he's like a lot of his big songs are songs and they're not rap songs they're not hip-hop songs and to be fair very early well actually his whole career but like especially early in his career what i feel like he's probably uh forming his uh it's like the formative years of in your in your career he was being bullied constantly about his credentials some of it yeah some of it colorism some of it just uh hey this is a little too pop and then drake also rightly gets he was making music for a predominantly female audience

that was like the intent and he's good at it and it worked yeah it should exist and that got even more clowned on so he had to become insecure about that and it's like this is not the right way to react to all of that but i think come up was like getting getting recognized by lil wayne uh he after these mixtapes come out. He goes to, why do I want to say Texas? But wherever Lil Wayne was. And then they record a couple of tracks. And this is like when I was like in the thick of it

because they recorded two great tracks that the names of which are now escaping me. But specifically to Drake kind of recognizing where he's from, Lil Wayne is like, you know, be Canadian, be like who you are, rap about being on TV shows. And like in the... Lil Wayne is like, he's bonafide. He's hip-hop's hip-hop. Yeah.

Like he's, it's him and like Doom. If you hang out with, well, not Doom now, unfortunately. But if you hang out with them or associated with them, it's like, oh, you're legitimate. Yeah. I mean, even in the one that starts with Loingo, hello, hey, hi, how you doing? It's Weezy F, baby.

Come to take a shit and urine on the toilet, old bitches. But anyway, Drake has a lyric where he goes, I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up on Degrassi. Can pack a 20,000 to be anywhere they ask me. And it's like, okay, we're referencing Degrass referencing degrassi we're referencing like he's always talked about like his his blackness and his like struggles with identity in that earlier stuff um but you could tell that it's like an insecurity um and then he like started doing the like super fast forward he started doing the like accent stuff where it's like,

what is all of this? So he's doing patois stuff. Yeah. And then there's like the... Oh, one dance, I mean. So then after like that, you have J. Cole dropping and then pulling his seven-minute drill. Then Drake drops push-ups, which I liked when it came out.

I listened to it a bunch because he had to respond to a lot of people because right after that came out, Rick Ross and all these other people started dissing him. It's so funny because it was like the 20v1 thing. At that point, Kendrick hasn't had a second response but then drake makes the first big self-own yes he pulls the he releases push-ups and then next thing the shower is like oh i've got a better i've got and i feel like push-ups was fine and it was like a it's enough to respond to it was it's enough to respond to but drake said no that's not enough i need to do the cringiest thing of all time i've told the guy he's short and that his feet are

small yes and where do i go now yeah he called he says he i told him pip squeak you should pipe down um and then he made taylor made freestyle which was an Instagram only release because he obviously could not get any of it cleared because he used deep fake voices for Tupac and for Snoop Dogg. Crazy. I never heard Snoop Dogg's response. Oh, Snoop Dogg's reaction is still up. What?

Can you click on that? That is so funny. Wait, can I read this headline? Can you go back to the headline? Snoop Dogg reacts to Drake's new AI diss track. I'm going back to bed. That's actually funny. Wait, can I read this headline? Can you go back to the headline? Snoop Dogg reacts to Drake's new AI diss track. I'm going back to bed. That's actually perfect. Wait.

That should have been Drake's reaction to the first diss track. They did what? When? How? Are you sure? Huh. Are you sure? Y'all have a good night. And to all. Right off, everybody calling my phone, blowing me up.

What the fuck? What happened? What's going on? I'm going back to bed. Good night. That is so funny. This works really well as any reaction. That's the reaction to the whole beef.

Just, I mean, it could be a reaction to like that Bowen guy getting killed or dying. Yeah. What happened? Yeah. What happened? When? How? that bowen guy getting killed or dying uh yeah what happened yeah um what happened when how uh that's like um kevin t porter has this joke that every time uh a white man is caught up in some sort of sex crime he posts this video that he made like five years ago where he's like

i've heard a celebrity recently has gotten into some stuff and he did some horrible horrible things involving women like it's like and it just every time something like that happens you just repost that same thing uh okay yeah so taylor made freestyle was um really uh no matter what he was saying on it it was undercut by the the ai trope that he was going for and it was bad um for many reasons so strange it's such a stupid choice it's truly a dumb i don't know what it's like and like it's a sign that he's surrounded by yes men because oh yeah because who how could anyone let that out um Just knowing what's going to happen. I get that he's trying to troll because he was posting on Instagram and shit like that.

Was he doing it so that Kendrick would be like, did Tupac really say that? I don't know. I can't believe he would bully me that way. I guess the whole thing was, yeah, exactly. It was like, oh, you admire Tupac, so I'm going to. Kendrick's done. He has the edit where he's having a conversation with Tupac. Trap up T-Pap. done like he has the edit where he's having a conversation with tupac yeah and he also has uh he actually used real deep fakes in that the heart part five music video yeah where it's like his his

head keeps changing to like kobe bryant and like it's just i don't imagine that kendrick cares really about the technology of ai yeah he is just really good at pointing out when it's corny. Yeah. And that's what Drake keeps doing to himself in this whole thing is being corny. There is another use of AI in here. Well, first of all, people don't remember, there were lots of AI diss tracks that were dropping.

Yeah, it was rough. Like push-ups dropped, and people thought it was AI because it was unmastered and then after he dropped another track they were like oh the other one was definitely either it has to be because why would he do two in a row but then he officially released it and claimed it and i people think that he was just trying to like get trying to test the waters and see what the reaction would be and i'm like i think i i think if he did that for push-ups and not for taylor made freestyle that would be insane to me i because so that so that i didn't add up there is a little bit of like people uh

wanting to hate on drake so much that they don't that they literally like don't give him any credit and i'm like that's fine but then they give Kendrick all the credit. It's like, oh yeah, Kendrick actually created a 16 part entendre. And of course that it was all referencing, did you know that Lilo and Stitch also came out at 616? You know, like, so then after Taylor Mavis freestyle, Kendrick comes out with Euphoria, which is like the big magnum opus diss track.

Which it's kind of that, it's the, this and the following one are the like, ah, you fell for my ruse. You fell into my trap. Well, yeah, so Euphoria comes out and it's still, it doesn't go deep into some of the allegations because I think it's still like in hip hop beef land.

We're not getting too personal. Like we do, he does talk about his son to some of the allegations, because I think it's still like in hip hop beef land, we're not getting too personal. Like we do, he does talk about his son, talks about like plastic surgery. It's kind of on the level of pushups a little bit. It's like of like severity. It's a pretty kind of smack around a little bit. 616 in LA is a little bit more intense, but this is like a little bit more intense,

but this is like a very delicate, like, hey, kid, fucking bam, bam. Little shove, couple kicks. Wait, can you play Euphoria? I want to get back into it. I think people keep talking about Euphoria. Euphoria. Oh, yeah, wait.

Pause for a sec. What is that again? It's like... That's from The Wiz. It's like I'm faking everything they say about me is right. Yeah, everything they say about me is real. True, maybe. It's true. Everything they say about me is right yeah everything they say about me is real uh true it's true everything they say about me is true yeah it's richard pryor from the whiz um them superpowers get neutralized i can only watch in silence the famous actor we once knew was looking paranoid and now spiraling can you jump to like maybe the middle of it?

Oh yeah. I forgot about this. Then notice I said we. It's not just me. I'm what the culture feeling. How many more fairy tale stories about your life? It's like batting him around doing parody and then just. I hate you and all the people around you hate you. Just nice and straightforward. Yeah. There's also, wait, is the I hate portion, is that a reference to again? It's like a track, a specific track that he's referencing oh i don't know maybe an older rick ross diss there's there's no which is like also saying i hate the way that

you dress i hate your stupid face you're annoying that's just so much worse than like any kind of uh any kind of zinger if i was having a back and forth argument with someone about anything and then they just said i don't like your teeth you got a stupid face you're mad i'm gonna pull this up he does kind of allude uh oh yeah there's um there's a lot of good lines on here like how many more black features till you finally feel like you're black enough is this one the one that has is it the braids what was the consensus on the he calls a shot with the back-to-back stuff is it is it was the hayley joe was was it hayley joe austin i think he does yeah was that a mistake?

Cause people keep saying it. I said it was a mistake. I don't think it was. Is there not something to it? Oh, he said, you know, N-word feeling like Joel. Oh,

I can say the N-word. Just sometimes I choose not to. All right. I'm not looking for a conversation. N-word feeling like Joel Osteen. Funny. He was in a film called AI. And so maybe it's because because joel

osteen is the is the megachurch guy is the megachurch guy but also wait i saw another thing of the mic i don't know it was like one of those uh immediate reaction thing because i gave the benefit of the doubt to to b sharp i was like is that was drink. B-Sharp doesn't exist. B-Sharp doesn't exist. Yeah. Is he trying to say you need to see sharper or something? Like given the benefit of the doubt. It feels like, it felt like someone like literally was coming up with that off the top of their head. Yeah. It's like of all the ones to choose, it's kind of literally one of two that doesn't exist. So then Euphoria ends with an interpolation of Kanye West's Get Em High,

where Kanye says, we don't want to hit a weak shit no more. But then Kendrick says, we don't want to hear you say the N-word anymore. No more. And that started a few days of discourse about whether or not light-skinned black people can say the N-word anymore. No more. And that started a few days of discourse about whether or not light-skinned black people can say the N-word, which is stupid. And also not what Kendrick was talking about. You know, he's talking about Drake,

like not being raised in the culture, not being raised by black people and then kind of like co-opting it and you know, blah, blah, blah, all that stuff. And playing into his biggest insecurities and also saying, saying hey you're not you're pop which doesn't

very famously like no one's criticizing J. Cole with also a white mom for saying the N word by the way lovely birthday treat on behalf of both these boys

really nice for us in the week leading up to the birthday oh yeah and then another another track dropped as soon as I got to my car from birthday dinner.

Dude, 12 days of Christmas or whatever. 10 days of Christmas? So then 616 in LA drops the same day. So Kendrick drops again. And no one believed it. And he had the back-to-back thing. Did it really drop the same day? No, it didn't drop the same day.

These dates are wrong. Oh, no, Euphoria was April 30th, never mind. And then Drake took a little longer than expected for a response. Yes, and then Kendrick drops two more tracks. First, at the beginning of the day it was literally 6.16am

he dropped 6.16 in LA, which was making fun of Drake's timestamp songs, you know, 5am in Toronto. There's a ton of them. I actually quite like all those, most of those, at least the early ones. And he also like posts the glove. This is the one I've listened to the least

because he released Meet the Grams after this. That is my number one. It is so mean. That is my number one. It is so mean. It is so fucking mean. So basically, so after Kendrick dropped 616 in LA, Drake drops Family Matters. Drake drops Family Matters. And Family Matters.

I legitimately kept calling Family Feud in my brain. Family Matters is complete with a music video where he's like crushing the like Dodge Caravan or whatever from Good Kid, Mad City. But it's like apparently the wrong model of car. Apparently it's slightly wrong. I got to say the fact that there was a music video makes it weaker for me

interesting trying too hard feels like I think that to Drake's credit and I think that now that some time has passed people are giving the song credit for what it is

I think sonically it's like the best Drake comes on it and then the music video is interesting because like he's you know crushing the good kid mad city van and then he's also like at new ho king the the restaurant in toronto where he got uh his chain stolen in 2009 and it's a song that kendrick references well yeah Isn't that when he was a rat? Isn't that what the allegation was? Because that's when he reported. Am I thinking of a different event?

I mean, he did report those guys to the police. Yeah. The guys who stole his chain and robbed him at gunpoint. That was something you could criticize for, for being a rat. Yeah. Which I don't know what the. Fair enough. I don't know what the.

I don't know. I would probably. I'm not a rapper. rapper i mean if i'm getting held up i'm probably gonna do something but anyway i thought that some of that stuff was was cool um and then obviously the big there's big allegations on this where uh he's accusing kendrick of domestic violence and uh which is kind of his big one that's like the big target well that and uh that kendrick's son is not his it's actually his manager dave freeze neither thing with any evidence but like this yeah the only evidence being that his wife does not follow kendrick on instagram and she follows dave free. And Dave Free is in her top five MySpace friends. Exactly. Yeah, I know. It's weak compared to what Kendrick replies with after,

because the song got to be out for like 15 minutes, 20 minutes. I think maybe it was closer to 40 minutes. And Meet the Grams is a full zoom out of the photo that that was uh the album art for for uh for 616 in la revealing not only this maybach glove but some prescriptions for for drugs some like jewelry receipts ozempic prescription that is made out to you know aubrey graham which is drake's name and then a shirt uh that like there was then some there was then some internet sleuths that were trying to say that this this was all uh a gotcha for kendrick because the shirt is a shorty collection and it's supposed to meet it it was like people were like kind of reading the tea leaves

and being like, actually, Drake tricked Kendrick. This was Twitter bait. This was like, go ahead, hunt this down. It's like, even if it's true, Drake didn't respond like it's true and he didn't like play his cards correctly. Yeah. So Meet the Grams is a big statement because one it's it's written as like a letter to every member of drake's family starting with his son starting with his son

where he apologized he says dear adonis i'm sorry this man is your father and then it kind of goes through his his his mom and then his we should I mean, literally just the Adonis plush portion is like, Hey, I'm sorry. This guy's your dad. I think he should be killed. Oh, I mean, the literally he gets to that too.

Cause like with the Adonis stuff, he's like, Hey, uh, don't cut corners like your father did like with plastic surgery, just go to the gym, stuff like that. Don't let anybody piss on your leg.

And then it kind of goes through. Then it gets to his mom, dear Sandra. He basically tells her she raised a horrible fucking person and he thinks people like him should die, which is a rare moment where there's absolutely no wordplay. Yeah. And it's just like, I think you're horrible and people like you should die. To the one step further than I hate the way you walk and look and dress.

Equates him to Harvey Weinstein. They should share a cell. This is where all the PDF file allegations begin. He's growing claims that he uses PDF. He's a user of PDF files and also has some PDF files in his account. On payroll. Yeah. And then also that he has people find women.

Because he has his own internal Tinder where he goes to a new city and he has his people go find girls and bring them back. And then finally, the last letter is to an unnamed daughter, an alleged 11-year-old daughter that Drake is hiding, accusing Drake of hiding yet another child. And that is still not proven. But what's really odd about drake's response is that in a song where he was accused of horror he was accused of sex trafficking and pedophilia uh among other things he responded on instagram being like nah i don't have a daughter oh shit um oh yeah dude i i have i accuse you of punching people and also murdering an entire city i didn't punch anybody i would never i would never come on what am i crazy

come on and then kendrick is like doing a victory lap and like all these songs had not been club bangers and that was like hey they're playing drake in the club yeah when's the last time you heard somebody say play that new kendrick right well today yeah yeah everyone was they were like uh actually mr morale yawn sleep kendrick fell off can't make bangers anymore and then he drops not like us the next day and um the album art is like citizen app sex offender icons on drake's house and he has been on point with the album i mean that's half of it it's kind of a a rehash of um a lot of stuff he said before but now it's like hyphy yeah um so then then the other thing about this is that he's got the line um you know uh trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor and that became a you know a big thing and which is

that's like section 80 kendrick that's like, so it's like fun smiling, like, Oh yeah. Intense, but like cheeky. It's like a, it's almost like a while and out freestyle battle line, but like you're trying to hit a chord and it's probably,

it's like, it's the punchline delivery. Like I think people celebrate it not because it's an incredible use of wordplay because it's not like that insane. Yeah. But compared to like anything else in a lot of these kendrick songs but the the the fact that there's wordplay and also the direct call out of something that has been bubbling under the surface for so long about drake where it's like he has this weird history with young women oh i mean and history it's just such a dense history yeah that like again where it's like he has this weird history with young women oh i mean and history it's just such a dense history yeah that like again we it's we're not equipped to make any accusations nor

would we would we right but at the same time he's just pointing out a pattern of behavior that is logged yeah there is footage of and improve of and so uh then drake responded with the heart part six on our birthday right after we got back from dinner very good title that was that was pretty good and it's basically a glorified pr statement where he just says hey no no way dude bullshit come on that's not i mean and then of course you did that actually the famous line is that if he was uh he's too famous if i was a pdf file wouldn't the cops have caught me already which is just like not if i'm such a criminal how come i'm not in jail yeah it's like that which is just not

how it like everyone knows that's not how it works just say anything else and also you were not going to win over the hip-hop community by trusting the system. It's like such a weird, it's very weird that the guy who is notorious for how like rolls heavy. He's got like a lot of ghostwriters, a lot of people around him. These keep getting through into these. Yeah. Cause is it like,

nobody's willing to give him feedback on it. No one's pushing back. Or if they do, does he just go, no, I'm going to say this. I'm not going gonna change it so now like basically everyone just like rolled their eyes at this drake response which feels like

something else needs to happen and it's we're at a standstill right now except well asterisk we're at a standstill right now between drake and kendrick and we don't know why originally there was a um a story about some like that umg was trying to like yeah put the pause on things but then tmz who's like weirdly accurate with things that they shouldn't be oftentimes they've done good rebranding uh the uh they said that that story was false so who knows why things are at a stencil right now because a lot of things are unaddressed by both parties. And who knows if we'll ever see that addressed. But basically, Drake didn't do a good enough job

to dissuade people from thinking that everything Kendrick was saying was true. So they're just going to run with that. I guess the best counter to accusations is not. Uh-uh. Yeah. You did. I mean, uh-uh. It's just not the way to go.

Actually, that was my idea. We planted that. And, oh, you believe that about the daughter? What? And the thing is, like, that, I still think that there is credibility to that narrative that horrible idea could have been the the the way the thing is though that it's not communicated the whole idea would be okay we planted the story and now it it kind of uh hurts the credibility of

everything you're saying but the way it was communicated, people are like, wait, so you told Kendrick you were a PDF file? And that you had a daughter that you had told him about? Yeah, and it's like, I think that they just meant it to be the daughter stuff or whatever, but they just didn't, like Drake's initial response about the daughter should have been his, you've activated my trap card moment. And here's some screenshots. And here's some proof, but none of that, like all of it's just words, right? But yeah,

it's not a very good song. It kind of just feels like a contractually obligated to like, try to argue with it. And so that's where things stand right now on May 7th, 8th. That's where things stand on May 8th. But. And it's been a while.

One of the lines in push-ups, the only line dedicated to Metro Boomin was Metro, shut your ho-ass up and make some drums. His job. Metro answered the call, created a beat, and we're going to talk a little bit later about ai music because we were talking about it earlier but someone made an ai kind of like soul track have you heard the original of the bbl drizzy thing no jacob can you go to twitter and uh i don't know if you have it already but if you just type bbl drizzy original on in the twitter

search original in the Twitter search. So this is an AI song. And one, I just have to say how far AI music has come in the past few months, which is very scary. And the ethical decision is just an ethical one, not a, and also it sounds bad. Yeah. Because that was kind of the thing getting in the way for a long time. And so then Metro Boomin, I don't even think Metro Boomin knew it was

AI, because it's just like this, the song, like, got to him. And then, and he didn't even know who created it because he later tweeted about that. But then he made a beat sampling this AI song and then created a contest where people all over the world can diss Drake to the BBL Drizzy song. And so we've gotten everything from people doing classical Indian dance, someone playing a guitar solo over it, someone playing a saxophone solo over it. And so then people are rapping over this beat in Japanese.

There are teenagers who don't know Drake from Adam, just going in. And so it's created this tiny army of diss tracks on the BBL Drizzy song. There's a little recruits. Let's play the, can we play the beat? BBL Drizzy. BBL Drizzy. BBL Drizzy. The lyrics are bad. All right. So, yeah, maybe we can play that saxophone one since that came up first when we typed it in.

Yeah, that was sick. And I really like that one. Even though they're not saying directly, it's just so funny for this to be so popular. what was it you said earlier when we were we watched the you saw you said the saxophone's like me only oh yeah it's like it's got uh you've got so much power as soon as it appears as long as you've got a uh you've got one in within earshot um yeah it's an anime account oh yeah so wait can we go back to that vulture article i want to um give a shout out to the author of um shout out tom smith for the track by track timeline and then if you scroll out to the author of shout out Tom Smith for the track by track timeline and then if you scroll down to the very bottom

I want to shout out one of my moots oh wait no not to the very bottom actually I lied just the bottom of the article can you click on what are we to do with all this nastiness shout out Craig Jenkins one of my moots who did a great uh sort of write up more in terms of the the actual like what this means and and and where do we go from here oh yeah very very

well written well put together the consensus is kind of becoming like there's no response needed from kendrick really there never was but it's like a weird, the memes are still, hey, remember when he said he was a PDF file and his response was bad? So there's nothing, I mean, Kendrick could just let that live. I just sent you one more that was very funny to me. I know you're feeling slow as B.B.F. B.B.F.

B.B.F. That's cool. I know. It's so cool. There's a lot of lore. there's a lot of lore there's a titan spoilers guys be careful when you watch this one's funny because uh because one um drake says he's big in japan and he's criticizing kendrick early on in the beef i think in push-ups um and then then like a Japanese rapper comes out and he's like, hey, keep Japan out your mouth. And OVO Tokyo is permanently closed here. So funny. Did it have open hours before?

Like you could go around? It was their like- It was their merch shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they have a bunch of them around and they're getting vandalized now. People are like spray painting, like not like us on

them and stuff it's a little much yeah it is and then also we should note that it's in an what is believed to be unrelated one of drake's security guards was shot what the okay yeah that that's in relation to probably this beef that's going on with the weekend because one of weekends people was like shot and it's like probably retaliatory. But yeah, so that's all happening. But that's all I got for this beef. Beef review. Beef review. Moo.

I mean, nothing has compared to being online during this. It's been insane. This is like, without the bigger wide world implications, this is like early 2016 Twitter, where it's just people. It's just Trump saying bad but funny stuff and then a ton of people being pretty funny about it. And then the world became really unfunny for like four years. Oh, and then another three years.

This is just like a side distraction from you know the horrors of you know the genocide that's going on right now there is something i think maybe it's like invading rafa uh border and just like i think we mentioned it before but we are fully endorsing and supporting campus protests oh yeah we talked about it on the nights because we just it just forgot to bring it up but uh yes solidarity to all the campus protesters obviously everybody be safe and everything but and if that's something that you know instinctively bothers you are saying that um you need to rethink some things maybe get some life experience yeah and also I tweeted this, but just like these protests are, well, no protest is ever good enough for anyone and everyone's going to always

have an issue. And specifically, there's always going to be people who introduce violence, who are not the fucking nonviolent protesters, but it's like either counter protesters who are trying to harm them so that the police get involved and then the police and then you're seeing just all these videos of police like fucking throwing children and fucking professor like old professors to the ground and just escalating it on purpose escalating it uh to know it like it's just like by and large a non-violent protest that is being made violent by the police state. Which does not benefit the people that would want that at all.

At no point has any of that happened and people have gone, wow, I guess these protests aren't good because they got attacked. What? By the way, anybody that has the instinct when they see anything in this vein, but especially the consistency and bravery and all the trials and tribulations that these protesters have had to endure. And your instinct is to point to conduct or politeness

or inconvenience of students or something. That's, you have a bad heart. Like your soul is worse and you're permanently bad. Now you can improve the things, the way you conduct yourself and stuff. I just want you to know that no one will ever really be able to love you because there is a pit in your soul that you can only ever perform to be good. Yeah.

Live in a volcano that's active. Yeah. So again, just like solidarity to the students i've been posting some um uh uh some like bail funds and stuff on my instagram we chuck some in the description yeah we can throw some of those in the in the description just for um helping bail out the students who are like going to jail for peacefully protesting and exercising their their freedom they're completely legal right to protest yeah but it's not it's like legal but it's not legal you know right right it was this is rude yeah um it's thinking for property um they're being rude to my dad joe they're hurting

his old feelings yeah jesus christ uh so we're doomed um but uh the But the beef is a fun distraction from that. It ended spiritually when Elon Musk responded to academics with everybody's talking about this battle. Can we click on this? This is the funniest fucking family guy meme. Elon says everyone is talking about this battle. No one wants you here. was elon's birthday gift to us by the way yeah also checking a lot off on the uh the sad boy but we already i already talked

about him but check him off on the sad boy check him off twice make sure yeah two big x's on it so lastly we wanted to talk about ai music like the bbl drizzy song, is much like just generative AI as a whole, taking a big leap. And Jacob found some TikTok accounts that are doing AI stuff. And this is all in criticism of AI, like when we're showing this. And there's even a tool or a service that i want to show people just to like kind of understand where we're at but uh obviously we are on the side of um creatives and and in general ai to enable creators and not to replace but then in situations like this you just imagine um like bigwigs record executives just trying to replace uh if you can make a hit song with ai then that doesn't have feelings that can always generate more i mean right now there's

just no contingency for what we're saying when we say like we we can have i'm more than happy to advocate for AI tools, enabling creatives in whatever way, but right now there's nothing in place to make sure that that's what's happening. There is currently no contingency for that. Yeah, other than intellectual property being used to train AI, which is technically illegal, but really hard to track down.

And so you only see it when the AI accidentally generates a Getty Images watermark. And then you're like, oh, I wonder where you got that from. Makes him a bottom teeth talker, you know what I mean? The worst thing you can be. All right, so Jacob, what do you got? I want Makes him a bottom teeth talker. You know what I mean? The worst thing you can be. All right. So Jacob, what do you got? I want to show you guys

this one account that really surprised me in terms of just how far the technology has come. They have this series of videos prompting AI to make a hit country song that I think is hilarious.

Wouldn't it be funny if I got a truck? I get my license and then I just turn up in a pickup truck, loose lumber in the back of it, unsecured. I would love if you got a truck because then you could help me haul stuff. Yeah, I was going to say, I would actually need you for a lot of things. It'd be unironically very useful.

No, no, no, no. I would not do that to be clear. Or if you get a white Dodge Bronco. Wait, is it Dodge Bronco? No. Is it a Ford Bronco? Is it a Ford Bronco? It's a Ford Bronco, yes.

The one that I used for it or the one that my dad, Dojo, used? Yeah, it's a Ford Bronco, yeah. Yeah, just get yourself a white Ford Bronco. Hey, I feel like that's somebody famous had one. Yeah, get on the highway. Get on the highway. Yeah, I'm driving. I mean, what's the problem? Did you see that they sold it had one. Yeah, get on the highway. Get on the highway. Yeah, I'm driving. I mean, what's the problem?

Did you see that they sold it or something? Oh, really? For a lot of money. I don't want to spend that much money on it. I think you bought it. I mean, it either spikes the price of the value of those cars way up or way down, right? Yeah, 1993 one, too. I think the name Orenthal probably took a dip maybe or went way up oh

well let's let's look at day one of asking and make a song here's the first one with some beats don't need no city lights just these country streets sipping on sweet tea kicking back on my boots watching the sunset there's nothing i want more it feels like a mad lib yeah yeah all i need is these country streets sipping on my sweet sweet tea country drink the uh the funny thing is that him saying banjo in the song where there's not a single banjo present. And I don't know if they'd say like, with these beats. That seems off-brand. Let's keep going.

I want to hear more. I want to learn his name. This is living is where it's at it sounds like it sounds like an alien trying to convince you that he's like uh from the country oh me i'm just one of your human country i love my big country boots and my big country hat and these country streets. I don't need the city. I need these not city, the normal streets. No city lights for me. I got my cow-noy hat and my cow-noy boots. I'll take country streets, please. May I have my country truck?

Siri, navigate to the country streets. Yeah. So then they, I think they just started having a lot of fun with it. So these ones are pretty funny too. I woke up in the morning to crack myself a beer. What the fuck is that image? First of all, the AI art that they've created is a man in the bed of his truck with a bunch of beer cans, but his body is backwards.

His body is backwards. His body is backwards. He was turned 180 degrees starting at the hip, but his toes are still pointed up and he's making a snow angel in some butt lock. It's like an action figure where it's got like rotating

around the waist. Yeah. I ruined it. Okay. And then also I have to say that this country song is a different era of country. This is based on like

more old school country. This is like a Montgomery gentry. Look at my truck and my wife. Then went down to the kitchen to grab myself a beer. Oh, I was hoping he'd do that. That's awesome. He made myself some breakfast,

another beer, and my baby said to me, I won't get a divorce. It's funny because like Bo Gham made this joke really well. That's him. Yeah. He just got divorced. There's a Montgomery Gentry song, I believe, called Titties and Beer. I think. I got beer in my boots, dirt on my truck, corn on my mind.

I got corn on my mind. Yeah, that's awesome. Clean your guitar. No, it's mud. He's country. This is wrong. I'm like wondering if it's written by like a person this like kind of feels like it's written by a person or at least prompted to like yeah yeah yeah write a beer with include the line guns and butts yeah they had the prompt on the first one and none of the others.

Can we, what are the other types of songs? The rest, these are my other favorite ones. Jacob, this is why you were asking. Pick your poison. This is why you're asking

the origin of the Chick-fil-A. Yeah, because I was trying to type this out. The Chick-fil-A gospel. Okay, I'm curious about the Chick-fil-A gospel. We would never point out if you misspell something on the board.

Yeah, no, you've never done that. I'm hungry, I'm swollen, I'm weak. But I know where I'm headed, my heart starts to bleed. I'm making my way to the promised land where the chickens golden and the blessings expand. Let's eat a Chick-fil-A.

They just come out and say it. It's chicken blessings. It can't be more. Chick-fil-A is not open on Sunday, by the way. It's the Lord's Day. Because this is what's happening inside Chick-fil-A. It's full. Blessing all the chicken.

Wait, let's go. go okay so there is a service i'm i'm so convinced that they're these song ais were not ethically trained on like public domain music because they're able to make things that don't sound like it seems like they have access to so many genres that like aren't super available in the public domain. It does feel like country thrives in that format. There's not a criticism of country. It just seems so. So let's center out our own country song.

Ooh, okay. Has anybody made one about beer yet? Wait, wait, wait. We got to give it a prompt. What if we did it as like Drake's response to Kendrick? Response in country? In country, yeah. I like that. that okay no oh okay yeah you want to if there's one thing they love in canada in in the six actually okay so we're in the six what one thing they love is those country streets okay yeah toronto hates the big city lights toronto what they love is the um the beer one

they're having a beer and a filthy guitar so we're gonna we're gonna create a song for drake to respond to kendrick lamar because he can't do it on his own no and it's please don't even mention any of the things that he said about him. So, okay. So here's going to be the song introduction. Create a modern country. What's the, it's not, it's not a ballad. It's not a tune. What would you call like a big country song? Like a. Oh, epic.

Like modern country epic. Modern country epic. Modern country epic. Is that like epic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Epic like you. Modern country epic. Is that like epic? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Epic like you said. Epic bacon.

Yeah. Create a modern country epic from the perspective of the rapper Drake who is currently losing a rap battle. Can we also include... Whoa, whoa, whoa. With Kendrick Lamar. Sorry. I want to make sure.

We need to like... I want to make sure we needed like, I'm gonna make sure these details right here. I, uh, can we throw in something along the lines of make sure to reference how much, how many daughters he doesn't have. Hmm. Because he, he made that up.

And cause I want to make sure that beer and country stuff is in here. Yeah. Uh, make sure sure that beer and country stuff is in here. Yeah. Make sure to reference beer and trucks. Okay. How's that sound? So we'll take that. We'll create that. I think this is.

Oh, V3. V3. V3. Come on. Create? Yeah. This does take maybe 60 seconds. It's pretty quick. It's going to be good.

It's called Country Clash. Country Clash. That's cool. That's already cool. You'll be ready soon. Oh, here it is. Two different artworks? Here we go.

We have two different versions, but let's listen to the first one. Country Clash. Described as twangy country. All right. Sittin' on moonshot, feelin' so fine. A country boy rap, that's what's on my mind. But I'm in a battle, guess I can't trust him. true I may not drive a truck But I got the skills to make Country music rap Just listen to the next track

It'll have the same lyrics Oh, it will have the same lyrics But it's still 20 country Yeah, it's just a different Sippin' on moonshine Feelin' so fine A country boy rap That's what's on my mind

But I'm in a battle Against Kendrick, you see He got the upper hand He it's on my mind but i'm in a battle kiss kendrick you see he got the upper hand he got me on my knees like daughters getting loves to tease but i'm here show him i'm a lyrical beast i may not drive a truck but i got the skills to make country music rap give you all the chills Okay. Cool. This is not terrible. I can't wait for verse two. Country rap sensation. But Kendrick's got me in a sticky situation. He's got the beer and the drugs.

The whole package of drugs. He makes the country with some rap damage. That's such a funny diss track. He is Drake, the country rap sensation. God, Kendrick doesn't, he may like daughters, but he does have a trick. He does like daughters, but he loves to tease. Sipping on moonshine, feeling so fine. A country boy rap, that's what's on my mind.

But I'm in a battle against Kendrick, you see. He's got the upper hand, he's got's on my mind but i'm in the battle against kendrick you see he's got the upper head he's got me on my knees lax daughters i caught you lacking daughters wise i doesn't kendrick have a daughter no he likes daughters i mean i don't want to pay attention that's in the song yeah that's true that's his claim he has to prove he has to give evidence that Kendrick doesn't have a daughter

alright well I think we've solved it all set okay Kendrick you may have made those accusations but

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