Sad Boyz - Humiliating Your Girlfriend With A Tattoo (w/ jacksepticeye)

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. Okay, you want to speak to the share with the class? I just heard about this thing. Oh, you're doing the Rizzler thing. You just heard about it. Sean, hi, I was just telling me about it. I love Costco chicken bake.

We got the Costco guys. So this is AJ and Big Justice. Bang! Boom! Oh my God, he did! Dude, I'm concerned for the, kid that his, because it seems like he's going through puberty and that's why his voice is changing, but the

velocity at which he's hitting the booms might boom. It's like, shake a window. I love a Costco chicken bake. You ever have it? I haven't actually. I've never had any food from Costco. You don't, you didn't like it. It, too much air in it. But for me, I like it more than I like the Greg's chicken bake. I didn't

like the Greg's chicken bake. But you're also kind of from the place that perfected like pasties chicken bakes and stuff Look, I consider myself First of all, I don't see color I am a racist I just don't see color I'm like colorblind I don't like to judge

anything outside of its own culture However Bro just be saying things At this point That kid told me it was gonna be good He gave it booms Five of them And I had it

They really don't have a lot of critical What are they gonna do? I think they had like a policy like I was talking to Ian from Smosh and he said that they were trying to do a bit at VidCon with the Costco guys like filming with them and they wanted to like prank Shane or something

where they said that they weren't excited to meet Shane and they refused to do it they're like no negativity or the dad was like no negativity everything's always positive and I'm like that must be exhausting that's just terrible

not everything can be a boom some things are shit It's creating like a boom arms race Like yeah They have to have power creep Dragon ball power creep Yeah I did look that up one time

And I was like What is Goku at after like The main one? And I was like he's at like 360,000 or so And then I looked at it up What's like current? I was like six quintillion And I was like all right

Dude the current kick The kicks he does now It's like almost like a galaxy It's like cool I actually discovered a YouTube channel that does these like deep dives into the power levels but doesn't like the issue is but he's not biased we unfortunately listen it's his name's virgin we've unfortunately walked over one of my current special interests uh so there's dragon ball data books yeah uh that have like some of them have power levels

in them and there's also power levels that are referenced in the show in our canon and everything conflicts with each other. So, like, in reality, like, here's Hiramma was not trying to create the, like a, he's not a physicist or a mathematician in any regard. He was all vibes. Oh, I had much interest in it.

Nor had any interest in it. And then everyone else is trying to, like, fit. Because after Friza, they were like, who cares? Yeah. But the internet cares. I cared. And, uh, yeah. So, like, I was trying to figure out my own.

That was the issue. So, like, Roger Bueh, after Friza? Yeah, after so. Yeah, after, after Friza, we got, we got, we got Android. we got Cell, we got, we got Boo. I think boo was after that I stopped. That was the end. Cool, but what about who?

Got out at the right time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Right before the credits, I was like, this is shit. You're like, I got on the plane as it was boarding. We're like, yeah, man, that's what you're supposed to do. Yeah, I sat down and then the movie started going on. Okay, yeah. That's actually a success. I went to the cockpit and I saw if I could have a go with all the buttons.

Turns out no, so I did sit down. Well, because I tried watching GT and I was like, this is stupid. Well, so GT is, uh, is, is, bad. I mean, it's all, everyone thinks it's bad in general, it is, it has its problems. It's also not based on source material. Yeah, it's on Banga, right? Yeah, and so

it has some little things that it does well, but it is not a fun watch, let me tell you. In fact, when it aired in America, they skipped the first, like, 15 episodes. What's your, like, very first hyperfixation fandom type thing that you remember? Ooh, I think it was Pokemon.

Let's go. I think Pokemon blue and my Game Boy. Game Boy is my first gaming system. that I had and blue came out on that and I was joking and told my friends who had Pokemon Red and I was so jealous and I told them that my mother had gone to it sounds like a fake story my mom was in China

and I was like yeah my mom got me blue she's just like not here and then she actually came home and had blue she's with my Canadian girlfriend if I would have think about it she actually goes to a different country you don't know her yeah you don't know it's your mom why are you making it sound like that

everybody she's in China shut up That's why I have to go home now. I have Chinese. The sun's in my eyes. Shut up. You're at home. I'm tired. Something's in my eye.

I have to clean it. I have to go to the doctor. But yeah, I think that was, and then, like, anime happened at the same time. So I think that that was, like, the first thing that I was like,

this is my life. Yeah. I'm a Pokemon kid. I'll make this my whole thing. It did feel nice to be a little, because it's not niche, but it felt a little niche. Like,

I'm not into the same stuff as you guys. But all of my friends were into it, but that felt like it was our contained community we were under the impression that there were maybe hundreds of Pokemon fans no i had like there was like six other like friends of mine and it was only like two of us that were into it yeah it's like everyone's into Pokemon and it's also gone through uh you know peaks and valleys and obviously it's the biggest like media property now but you know after gin two it started to have like a popularity decline and a lot of people fell out of it but the crazy

thing is just there's some body for every Pokemon generation. Like some some freaks, some absolutely wrong. Some absolute incredibly wrong freaks like Gen 5. Some people grew up during the black and white era and they like the Unova Pokemon. Put that out. It's the way you said that sounded

like the people in the 1920s in the black and white era. I'm literally just making fun of peeps. I am a troubish defender for fucking life. I'm just I don't even know what a troubish is. He cleans up the streets and you should all be thankful for him. Trubbish and you can sit down.

Garbador are trash Pokemon. I don't like Garbore that much. They're based on... Say what? I don't like Garbador that much. Wow, you can't... He's fine.

You can't come in defense of Trubbish. You're such a fair with a fan. Yeah, that was kind of messed up. Grimer and Muck. I mean, I want to see what this Pokemon looks like. Yeah, Trubbish. That's Trubbish.

That's Trubbish. Okay, you've garbage. Also, I have no problem with Gen 5. I'm just giving Peep's shit. I also love that because I'm like a Gen 1 only kind of person. And you're valid. Kind of Gen 2, but I also started going to like secondary school and it stopped airing.

Like it was, I got home after Pokemon's on, so I never had to watch it anymore. It is a shame sometimes I, going to school especially and being told what you like. Yeah. You're going like, does everybody want to play Pokemon? Like, you don't want to do that. We like girls now. Look at football. Oh, scud.

Oh, look at a go. That, it's funny. That's funny. They're kind of like trainers, you know what I mean? But I just love. how the discourse being like Gen 1 is just like it's a seal I'm like you have a garbage bag

well that's my argument for why people need to relax on some of the later gens because the Gen 1 stuff you just are nostalgic for and there are there have always been goofy Pokemon designs yeah I wish I could use this example but like they were the original localized name or no the original

Japanese names for for wheezing and coughing were going to be SF in L.A or NY in L.A. Cool. As in Francisco and Los Angeles? Yeah, for pollution. Yeah.

And I think that that would have been awesome. Oh shit, it's 1920s London. That's the mega evolution. The rapper. Do you think also is we were actually just talking about this when we got coffee is like cynicism is very appealing when you're younger because there's like a nice process of elimination. Like, oh, I don't need to feel bad about this because it's bad. I don't have to be a little thing to care about this

You don't like Pokemon Yeah, but what you like is bad So at Pokemon is better Everyone just wants to be the other Everyone just wants to be a contrarian And have their own unique opinions And now that seems like so much work I mean it's the same with football teams

It's like I don't like this team Because this team's actually the good one And you're an idiot Yeah We're literally just describing people I don't like that person Because they're not from here They're not from me

And they look different Why do they look like? They're wearing different jerseys To be fair Skin Your skin jersey Something about your uniform is bothering me, homie.

Yeah, whoa, an urban footballer. We found some kind of urban-style Muslimic footballer that's bothering me. Yeah, this is where I tap out of the joke because I'm not about saying anything. What was the most meat-toed man? I love the haircuts. I love the hair cap, by the way.

I know a black guy. Did you hear what I said before that? Because it is a very funny call and response. I said, I like your haircut, by the way. And you go, I know a black guy. Thank you. One of you, brother cousins, helps me with it. I was like, did he do your hair?

As I'm sitting here with a mullet. Thank you, man. Oh, God. Big ups. Well, we were talking about, like, first, one more thing about your Pokemon experience. Do you remember being introduced to, like, the glitches in Pokemon, like missing mouth?

Yeah, missing no, yeah. Yeah. Was, did that, like, a book or anything. It was like a friend knew a friend who knew a thing. That's the crazy thing. It's just word of mouth. It was faith. Like, it felt, it was one of the rare.

times when someone gives you like a whole recipe of actions to take and then you do it and something does happen. Yeah. And then you have a shared lived human experience. Right. Because it's also like in the first ones you had to like go to a specific place to get like mute you and stuff right and like use a masterball and whatever. But it was like people didn't know that like Pokemon had just come out and right new and like no one knew how to game the system or what was what a rare was like the anime came out and was it ho-oh that goes over in the first episode? And like he's not even Gen 1. No, he's Gen 2. That's crazy.

Because the video games came first. Yeah. And so they were already in development on golden silver. So they put a little Easter egg. Ah, see, I didn't know that. Didn't Misty also have a Togapie during the first gen? Later, though. So Togapie, I believe the transition.

I could be completely wrong on this, but I do believe that Togapy was teased in the Pokemon first movie. I believe maybe, Merrill and maybe Togapy in a Pikachu's vacation. or something like that, the short that came before the first movie, and then after that in the anime, Misty gets a Togapie, I think. It's just an egg. Yeah, I remember that was like the

transition to Gen 2 was the Togapie Eric. Yeah, exactly. That was so sick. I'd love to live in a little shell. You could. Your little antisocial shell. Do you really think that? Come out of it a little, bud.

What was your first hyperfixation? And why is it wrong? Oh, man, what was it? It was probably like making out, like, what did you say? It was Pokemon, you said? It was, yeah. Cartoon?

Yeah, my hyperfixation was Ketana. I was wrong. It was actually like beer and drugs. There we go. I was kidding, dude. We don't, I don't know what Pokemon is. Oh, you don't. Is that where you like, like, have sex?

Yeah. Yeah. My first time I focused was on I was 18. But genuinely was, I think, just the PS2 catalog of games. There was something appealing to me about playing every single demo disc I could. Okay, so when you, you know, we've all done it where you like watch the PlayStation startup sounds on YouTube. Yeah.

What was, for like PlayStation 1, when I hear that, like, Tech and 3 immediately happens? What's like your PS2 one? When you hear that before you get the dreaded, ominous red. The TimeSplitters 2 menu. Fuck yeah. And Timesplitters 2 is legit.

Boom, brum, brum, brum, boom, going off and down. Mine is white screen, blue, tech's. Say, oh, yeah. Because Sonic 2 is my first Like video gaming experience Sprinting to my chow garden Because I didn't know how old it was

I thought they were right Because I was Because we didn't have the internet back then And so my mom would like go to the goodwill And get like Sega Genesis games And I would be like getting this constant influx of new video games And I was like this is crazy

I almost bought one the other day I think Genesis is what called The Mega Drive over here Yeah And I walked by a store that had a like A Mega Drive 2 for 70 pound And I was like I don't want to play it

I just want to look at it There's a Wii U on my nightstand currently, and I kind of feel that way about it. I did get it to play Wind Waker HD, which is only released. Why is that not on Switch? Mother Litter's. Like, what do we do? I mean, at this one, I... Twynda Princess and Windbreaker, it's just sitting right there.

I'm starting to think that the Nintendo operates on like Benny Jesuit rules where we can't see the plans within plans. And 2,000 years from now, there'll be a release and it'll be, it'll be like Windwaker and Smash Melee released in perfect. Fidelity. Yeah. And they're like, we had to wait for special technology.

Dude. Thick Dune reference, bro. Thank you, dude. Seriously. That was fucking sick. Did you hear that? Do you guys like me?

Yeah. I know a little more. I know a black guy. Yeah. Who? Oh. You know, there's, who's your one that you were talking about?

Oh, you wouldn't know. Your barber. Kendrick. Oh, Kendrick. Yeah. Kendrick. Kendrick J.Z.

The third. the creator the creator yes I saw I can't explain how it got to me because I probably making somebody's NDA

but I got a copy of a very bad pilot for a sitcom and it's made by a bunch of only white guys white comedians trying to do Always Sunny basically and they have

a joke in it that is only a joke if you consider being black to be weird they go like, oh yeah, my friend, uh, yeah, he's called Jumel, which is the go-to Oh my God, that fucking 1990s, that's joke from me in elementary school. Oh, yeah.

Like, a round of a bunch of black people making fun of other black people for having weird names. Dude, uh, swallowing, like, do you, uh, I can do the voice? What would you guys enjoy? Oh, you would probably have that experience. Yeah, I can totally relate to this joke. You were doing the voice earlier? Oh, no. Maybe the Dune voice.

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I'm one of the few who did. Probably no one else did. Yeah, that was like what I had, because I haven't played one either. I like Desroner 1. I just didn't finish it, which is bad indication. And I mean, Melgear Solid 1, 2, and 3, like we were saying it earlier, like change my brain chemistry. and like showed me what games can do

and was so epic and I met Kojima a couple of years back after Death Rinding 1 it was so sick going to him your accent but but I

I think I built up my expectations for the second one too much I like I wasn't into Death Stranding just for the mechanics gameplay wise the second game was way better but it's kind of like shaved off

all the harsh edges and I was kind of like odd oh well I was going to say that's very non-Codema but phantom pain is arguably like a reaction to four in some ways i would i would i know nothing about this but i would argue that he probably just didn't even want to make the second game and they were just like yeah we'll give you money and like you get a world tour and that kind of stuff but you get to put a bunch of like YouTubers and stuff in the game yeah you probably wanted to make

like a version of zone at the end is that you play with like an IV drip or something a guitar or control just go full evangelical yeah you do steal battalion again you have like a full like a mech set up. Insert it in your smile. They have a $500 like peripheral that's only for that game. And that's his reason that he gets to scan Umatham's feet.

He's like, no. They go in the mech. There's a shot, okay? They go in the me. Yeah, it's controlled with your feet. With your toes. It's like a footprint to unlock the door. You just said this little piggy went to the market.

I got to manually mold each of Jeff Keely's cheeks and upload them into my new game called like extremely off the 19th beyond. I like Kojima games enough mechanically, but that's not why I play them. I like the sort of like off-the-wall characters and I like the world.

World building is like my favorite thing ever. So I like that stuff, but I think the second game had no world left to build. So it's kind of like doubling down on the themes and stuff they already had, which kind of feels like a Rear's of the Kingdom style.

A little bit, yeah. It's a new map and everything, but it kind of feels like a retread of some of the same themes and everything. And I, like, you know what a bridge baby is now. You know what the death Stranding is, you know what an extinction entity is.

Like, none of that stuff, there's nothing like additive to it. So your mileage varies depending on what you enjoy. They made the joke version of a sequel. That's a very fair. They were like, Death Stranding, down under. What if it was all the other way? What if it was upside down? I didn't think about it.

Thanks for bringing back more dingo. Oh, Christ, is that kangaroo? Norman Regist was on say, I have like, no fucking idea. To be fair, that probably is why it happened. Now, what we have here is a perfect, this is a perfect mold of Norman Arenas's balls. It's like I had to do it for the game, I guess. So, I think it's, for me, it's like a six out of ten.

It's still fun to play, and I enjoy playing it, but I think I just wanted something more and different out of it. You were playing in your own time, or you were... No, I, like, recorded the whole thing. Which is also unfortunate, because there was moments... I got the game two weeks early, which is insane, or three weeks early, So I got to, like, get through a whole bunch of it.

And then... When was the embargo? Like, even before that, or... The embargo was, like, the end... Like, the day before it came out. That was crazy. So you were able to, like, start, like, recording and... Yeah, three weeks early.

And it was three days before I came out. I was allowed to start uploading it. But I... There was a ton of stuff I missed, and there's, like... There's a lot of redundant dialogue in those games. And it's a lot of characters just kind of, like, saying stuff you already know. And then they repeat it again. Yeah, said another way.

Yeah. So I was kind of, like, avoiding a lot of that stuff. But then apparently there's, like, of backstories that I missed because it's hidden behind sort of that that's frustrating I feel like I'd like part of me is like oh man I'm so like disappointed in myself for not seeing that because there's some characters where I'm like doesn't make any fucking sense who is this guy and then people are like you missed the thing that that that explained that's like I wish it wasn't behind stuff that I could

have missed right well because because it's understandable that you'd see a piece of dialogue and your brain would go I've seen all this before yeah my brain just kind of glaze over which is a me problem but well I I mean, I think it can also be in the, like, design. Like, I had an issue with the, I really loved Expedition 33, but in the very beginning of the game, it kind of conditions you that exploration is not going to be rewarding. Because, like, because you, there's open areas that you can walk around, and then you may find, like, 12 chroma on the ground, and then you go, oh, okay, I guess there's not much to explore.

And then the world opens up, but you never get at, okay, now exploring is a little bit more rewarding. And so it's like, okay, I need to second guess myself in order to find this. And the maps are also kind of I think that's kind of a problem with like modern games that they look so good that everything kind of like blends together now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just signpost, unless you put yellow paint. Yeah, or you get criticized for signposting things. No yellow paint and no mini map. And I saw someone complain about no mini map on TikTok. And then there was like a smart guy going, um, you guys are directionally challenged. I had no

problem navigating anywhere. I mean, good for you, man. That's, oh, the The other thing I was going to say to you, though, is that you have a hard job because everyone else is playing the game with the whole internet already caught up. Yeah. And with some, like, no expectations of also being entertaining. Yeah. And potentially zoning out while I retrace my steps because I miss something. I think some of it was also the dialogue started to kind of, like, great on me a little bit.

And I feel like that's probably the weakest part of the game. And I feel like, I feel like my brain just started to, like, turn off at some points. and I just wanted to get back to the missions. I do think some of the fault is on me for kind of like glazing over a little bit and not really being as engaged. But again, my job- It's tricky in a Kojima cutscene as well

just because of, I mean, Phantom Payne, I don't know, man. I really struggled with some of the story content in Phantom Pain because... What story? Yeah, but the idea, the pitch meeting that that game is. Weirdly enough, the other comparison I have is suicide squad kills the Justice League

or whatever it was. I haven't bladed. I try, just out of curiosity as soon as it immediately got uploaded to Big PlayStation Plus so they could get back the $15 budget. Every cutscene in that game has something uncanny about the editing. There's something strange. You can see, you can like see the screenplay. You can see like guy, okay, King Shark walks over here and Boomerang goes,

he's very behind me, isn't he? But instead, King Shark walks over, there's a shot of someone's knees, and then a shot of Boomerang going, It cuts away. Everything's just wrong. And that is how some of Phantom Pain feels where I begin a cutscene and it is so committed

to the single take cutscenes that there are constant slow pans until the answer. It's like, what are we doing here? Lens flare. I don't know. Not just a lens flare. As it happens across screen.

And you have to sit in a truck them with Skullface for 20 minutes as he explains his plan and Kiefer Sutherland wasn't in the studio long enough so Snake's just like no yep I did you got David Hader for those bits just be like oh right okay but mechanically one of the best third person shooters ever made and like the the like a platonic ideal of a metal gig again like all of the stuff is there though the clunk is fun I like a bit of clunk just replay it's fine you you like games in spite of some clunk That's the thing. I love Shadow of the Colossus and Bloodborn favorite games ever.

There's some shit wrong with them. Yeah. You don't have to love it completely and wholeheartedly. I also think when you go back in time, like I was just, I told you I played Final Fantasy 10 randomly. Hell yeah. And, and that's my guy right there. You know what I, but like like clunk, it's like, uh, is it clunk or is it this game is

now 20 fucking years old? Yeah. And we've like smoothed some things out, uh, over the, over the intervening. I will, I will say. I was surprised how you were like I love the Blitzball because I was like no one likes the Blitzball.

No, that's the thing. It's a novel though. Because for me, I was open to experiencing the world as it was and I didn't need to get a specific experience out of it because, and so when I played the first Blitzball, I was like,

okay, this is a little annoying because there's the Canon Blitzball match that you play, but then to get the ultimate weapon, they put all the ultimate weapons of this game behind. Very annoying, like side quest content, like very long. And to make Blitzball bearable, you have to get Jekshot way earlier. Yeah, you need to get Jekshot.

And the tutorial for Jekshot is confusing. Yeah. Because I'm experiencing this all for the first time. But then I got really into the concept of, all right, well, this guy from the Albed team is not available right now. So I need to play 20 games so that I can recruit him. Oh my God. You were like fantasy league. Well, so it was, the thing is they put such a weirdly robust, like NBA 2K.

like simulator, like inside it. Even observing it being like, wow. It just feels like an NBA game from like 97 or so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's so odd because because the fun part of it for me was going on game facts from like 18 years ago or whatever the fuck. And having people discuss or do you remember the old, I'm sure you remember this, the old text-based game facts guides that would be like written by teenagers.

But like they were power tripping and had like a team that they were all working with. What's going on gamers just? just got back from Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, wanted to give you a quick breakdown. Shout out Spider-9K for the guide. Shout out, Quimby 49 for the ASC-E-R. And the formatting's broken because of the Zoom on the structure. So it's just like some of Stewie. But it always has like the Angular S that we all do.

Oh, you got to have the Angular S. But the joy that someone must have felt writing up, I found a guide where they go through every recruitable blitzball player in the game and there are people who play Blitzball to play it

to completion. You can max to levels out like you can level up you can level up players and their stats scale with their level ups

and players have different stats scale at different points they peak at different points some people are good early some people are good late and so people are like so here's the thing

about Keepa he sucks But fun fact, if you level him to 99, he becomes one of the best, one of the highest shooting score players in all of bootsball. Yeah. And that's not useful to you because he sucks the entire time to level 99. You're never going to get him there. It would take you 1,000 human hours to get him there. But I found that so interesting that they would go through everyone.

And I'm like, wow, you must have played with all of these people and developed a sense. You're talking to them as if they're friends, you know. I'm trying to remember some of the names Like somebody actually put in that hours To get him to that level That was someone's childlike I wonder if that translates now to like Because I think I don't have the neural plasticity

To engage with anything To that degree, maybe ever again It's just not quite I can love something Be hyper-focused on something But the actual ability To completely immerse myself Yeah

I just can't quite get there Not do I necessarily want to But there is nostalgia I have for that and I don't know if that would be replicated for a generation younger than us because we were partly doing it at a necessity we had two games

yeah two games to go on here you had to replay the game or do something else yeah oh my gosh and now games are getting so expensive getting into new grounds Metal Gear Solid 3 got that game finished it like 16 times back to back

to back to back never stopped I would finish it you also get rewarded for that I would finish it skip the cut scene at the end because I saw it before and then immediately started again. That's awesome. Now I'm going to shoot all the keratin frogs and get stealth camo.

I did that with... Now, come back. I'm trying to tell friends. I did that with a game that I don't think... Maybe this is the place to mention this. There is a game that was based on the anime IP Metabots. Metabots! I love Metabots.

And so it was like there was Metabots, Metabee, and Rikusio version. Yeah. And it was like a... I guess it was like action-term... turn-based type combat where there'd be like a center and then your character would run up to the center and if they tap it it was like a visual representation of like an ATB meter and like a final fantasy and then and then you do the combat and then every robot had a customizable part because

in Metabots you had robots that were built of different parts and I had the toys and they were modular so you could get like a really cool sword arm by defeating like this specific enemy and put it on your guy and then now he's like got the cool sword on it was always met a bee because why it was always met to be i was a recucio guy i will say though i did play both but that was a game that it was a weird like my one of my first experiences with games journalism which i uh later would start a uh a 4chan community um damn you're still on for shan i'm the gamer gate guy i'm john game regate but it's about ethics is the thing it's about the ethics no no no my first I am that asshole

My first experience of games journalism Was looking at the Metacritic score for that game And it has like a 35 or something And I was like But it means so much to me It shit slapped I was like to me this game went double platinum I would play it like every year

And that 35 means nothing It couldn't be the thing we like Is 35% of the game Yeah Some 35 year old at the time being like shit sucks Yeah Or like Sonic Adventure 2 about like me and the Chow Garden, be like,

this is my whole personality now. And then the, like, critical consensus being like, it doesn't do anything. Okay. What does it say for gaming? Yeah. Does it really push the needle? It's the ludo narrative dissonant.

Dude, that should be... On Sonic in a cutscene saying he wants a chili dog, but then never actually eating a chili dog. He seems hungry. Is Sega starving that animal? Oh, no. After Sonic killed his first guy, he didn't actually care.

And should we really celebrate a collection of emeralds? Should we hoarding wealth? Horting wealth And honestly, where are the emeralds coming? That's time, Trevor for a second. It's 2014. You are inside. It is summer.

You are sat. You are playing a game by yourself. Maybe a friend will come over and you'll play it together. You're sat there. You think to yourself, I wonder if there is a guide online. Open the guide. You see a video called like, the ethics of chili dogs and luner narrative dissonance in Sonic Adventure to battle.

You open the video. Four hours long. Not interesting. You go outside too hot. You come home. got to sleep. You play summer Fallout 3 and then

your Xbox breaks because your friend Ruby kicked Red Ring of Death happens right Oh red ring of death That was I'm so

It's so cool that that was the worst thing that could happen because we used to like have to go to war I'm a veteran now I think it's really interesting from a corporate standpoint

because they fucked up in such a serious way and then decided to make it right for like the optics of everything and just were like, okay, I guess

we just don't make profit on Xbox 360. I guess we just give away new ones because we fucked it. And I don't even know if there's a term for other than the red ring of death. Yeah. Well, no other console really had anything happen like that. There would be in the original run of the PS4,

I think there was like a blue flashing light of death or something. People try to... You know what I mean, though? Like the blue screen of death in Windows. Like, people try to make fetch happen And they're like over it over again. It's not the blue screen of death anymore. They're changing it.

Yeah. That's the black screen of death. Huh? Because black is bad. It's scary. Yeah. And blue is good. And it's the Avatar 3 coming to.

The new one is just like it looks like command prompt. It's just like shit's fucked. Who's a character that, oh yeah, black screen of death is what happens when I find out Severus Snape is being played by a black guy. They're so. That's a unique person, by the way. I cannot. I'm so tired of discourse.

The fact that we're going to have to get like three years of Harry Potter discourse again. I can't do it. I think we'll be able to avoid it this time because I have the mute keyword on Twitter and I can do all sorts of words. Is this the new thing when people are like, you know when you started talking about Hitler, the conversation's gone. It's like as soon as you start talking about Harry Potter now, you know. Well, what sucks is that something so beloved now became tangential to Hitler.

Like, why did that happen to begin with? But what are your guys? The animal. What's our favorite? Are you Petronus? No, we're not doing this. Let's do Petronus. Not even as a joke.

Mine's Master Chief. My Patronus is justice. Mine's John Wigg. There we go. John Wick. John Wick, too. Mine is sitting down and listening. Whoa.

Anyway. Anyway, calm down. What else is up? Oh, what Anastasia told me about this was this is a currently airing British reality show where two people surprise each other with tattoos. We have run out of ideas Yeah Oh 100%.

It's something like What did you tattoo to be? Is that what it's called? WTF What tattooed fuck? Whiskey Tango Fox Trot did you do to me? My channel. I made two videos about this show.

You did? This was like four years ago What the tattoo? I can't remember what it's... It is something... This show is called Just Tattoo of Us. Yep.

Just tattoo of us. Hell yeah. Oh, sorry. It took me a second to get the pun. That's dumbest up. I would have called it. Insane. Yeah.

Well, in British, it's different. Let's just imagine what it was. Just to two of us. Just to two of us. Just to two of us. Oh, Phil! Phil! I've got a tattoo of a foster scan.

Oh, look at this. I got Stella, didn't I? All right, so maybe we watch this and we decide in the moment if we want to continue. It's so, it's so good. I'm curious. This thumbnail already. She got the sunglasses tattooed. What if it's on?

I'm just trying to know what accent is about to happen. Jordie is likely. No more there, like. Tom, how old is your dog when your dog passed? 10 years old. Okay, let's count down from 10. The music, matching that statement, is insane. Also, how old was your dog when he passed?

24. Let's count down from 24. He was seven months. Go. Go, take it off. We started 0.7 seconds, I guess. We really didn't. think this through.

Yeah, this is the music when Captain America jumps out of a jet or something. Or like, you're the next top model. Yeah, for sure. Which is what's about to happen with this after this tattoo. Oh, I got a dog tattoo, but it's at 11 years. Oh, no. Nine, eight, seven, six. This didn't need to be a part of it.

This is a long time to think about your dead dog. Yeah, just give them a number of seconds. What the is that? What is it happening? I'm in a fucking Europe. And that's on my leg. Yeah.

There could not be further from what I thought was going to show. Like, I just talk about his dog. But there's actual, like, shit stains on it, too. I mean, for the audiences, It's a toilet. It's just a toilet. It's a shit-filled toilet.

It has skid marigs on it. How did that relate to dog? If so, that was a kind of inappropriate question. Well, I guess is... What's the saddest things that I haven't? This is effective advertising, because now I want to know the background. Let it rip. See what are the comments there.

See what they say. Wait, that's the end of the clip. Oh, my God. Why is no one talking about the countdown number? Oh, we were. Well, we were. Yeah. Oh, okay.

All right, Jules. I don't feel bad for anyone this show. How many times have we seen awful tats that upset the participants? They knew what they were signing up for. Yeah, okay. But they do now have a tattoo of a toilet, is the thing. That's what I feel bad about. At least getting tattoos lasered is really good now.

There's a... Oh, relationship, yeah? He's into shitter. It's in a shitter. The British curse is banter overtaking affection. You just can't help it. It's like the scorpion and the frog. I've ever seen those ones of like the proposals

He's like Absolutely fit bird You don't want to fucking I like bang bunch of you Yeah I'm on break for always I'm on break for my council job I love this fuck boy

Like character you have It comes too naturally That's real life No it became the character I see You're right darling It's like he's like he's like You can't lose yourself

I just can't shape that character anymore This is a seven minute clip So we can see the aftermath Oh dude I'm that is what the fuck is that what the fuck is that crazy couples are mad mates come on

come on you're going first I'm sand right here right because he had to get one too right right yeah he got a toilet she got a cough oh dude dude you got a treble cleft in his neck

that's so bad this might change the dynamic completely it's his it turns out she's done something way worse to him there's got to be some that they say no to right some of the obvious bad ones

I hope, yeah, you're not allowed to do like a swastika or something. Go Manson mode. Do they get just like weird freaks to be on the show? It is oddly, like, a lot of the time it's very normy because I think it is the, well, got to be on TV, don't I? And then you go on the show and they, you put the numbers from lost,

but in the place that makes it look kind of hard. But like, here's the thing. I found out you can do laser hair removal. So? And so, that's much cheaper than doing, like, tattoo laser removal. That would be amazing if you, nobody'd ever ask before, it's airbud rules. And you go, like, I want you to remove a leg and place it with a dog's leg. Right.

And he's like, oh, I can't wait to see it. So, like, I know you might not like the tattoo, but what we can do is, like, get a prosthetic limb. We've given you oaves. Give you a new leg. Got a space of my leg, don't I? That's true. It's true. Tap yourself on the side of her head.

Installed sunglasses. Oh, yeah, we put... Actually, we put neuralink in there and now Elon can control your fucking brain. It's cool as hell. You ever thought about being South African? That feels good, then it. I can't do that one.

Tom's sighing. Oh, I want to see what Tom's tattoo is. I have seen episodes where they get the other one just something lovely. Like, they surprise them with something really affectionate. That's why she probably got his dog. And that's why they're asking about the dog after. Yeah, was he like...

How many hours does it take to fly into Australia? 24. She can count down from 24. 24, 23, 22. Why do they know that? How many of sorts of one piece there are there? 1000,000, 1,000, 1,000, 1,000. It's gotten infected in the time they've been waiting

because they can't clean it. That question is so funny, too. Just ask a question to come up with a number. It's like, hey, here's trivia. you? When'd your dog die? How much is a Tesco meal deal? 260. Now? 250. 8! Oh, shit.

It's just a hole. They just remove someone's like. It is his dog. This is one of the nice ones. Okay, like, this is nice. But then they ask him about his dog, and then he does the 10 countdown. That's adorable dog. How many times would you flush a toilet once you've used it? It's like, three, two, oh, oh, God. So one of them got a hyper-realistic dog And the other got a fucking toilet

The other one got the bog Maybe this is controversial That I don't think these are real tattoos I don't think that's a controversial thing to say I think that's just for the show Because that's not the ink isn't dark enough Because why wouldn't they do Why if you could do it with temporary tattoos

Why would you not? It's probably just crayons It is the question of like Because there's a k-fabe with some stuff Obviously you can get away with a little bit of production direction and like add a little fiction to it

but the thing about a tattoo is that it stays yeah so kind of taking that away that's like if uh like sure wrestling is air quotes fake but they are doing stuff it'd be like instead of them coming out and wrestling like uh the Undertaker came out and he was like okay so this is what would happen

so I would do a suplexer here's what I would have done my back hurts today I'm not doing it dude imagine I suplex him fuck what you see one of these people on the street they don't have the tattoo and then it's like, my suspension of disbelief is ruined. I lasered it. Yeah.

It was a toilet. Is the dog even dead? There was no dog. Oh, no. That's kind of how MTV shows are, though. It's like they'll make up everything. And at that point, it's like, why not have random people off the street? Because you could paint any sort of picture you want.

No pun intended. What's the, you've watched a don't tell the bride. No. I know of it, but I've never watched it. It might be the best art. made by anything ever. Okay. I remember you telling me

you were going to do a video on it. It is, I think about it a lot. Especially when there's Peppa Pig. Oh, fuck. Second best show. Okay, sure. The best show, Beast Games. Okay, sure.

I, the whole show. I understood that, I get that joke. Old, most fast-aged podcast ever released. Don't Tell the Bride is predicated on exactly what just happened, which is just,

you know if the fellas are there you know how the boys can be so they just have a wedding where the guy plans everything oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i do know it yeah they give him a budget of like 800 pounds he's eight quid and they're like he picks the dress for them he all he just like book the fitting and they're like well did you bring any dresses we could do the fitting and he's like oh mate i was i'm fucking knackered and he's asleep past like some of the filming and then they always end up picking a theme it'd be like every single one of the brides, we'll be like, we have always wanting something that kind of represents our relationship and like, it would be so nice if like, I don't know, like a cathedral because I'm in my family and the chagreels. And then

the scousers everywhere raging right now. Good luck. Window breaks. And all the guys are like, I'll fucking love Donkey Kong. He's like, so I'm the barrel. I'm like, go to fucking love most of the trucks. So I'm like, so she's Mario

right and she's got to climb up to the wedding meantime I shut I chucked down members of her family dress as barrels right right yeah it makes sense because people don't remember like one time she says she loved Greg's so I got her sausage roll oh I'll defend you

oh fuck do you take this chicken bake to be your saucy forever boom boom boom so chicken bake versus what's a British version of a boom go on bosh

Bish Bush Bush It would be more like Just like Yeah bush bush We do that at our office All the time

We walk around And just go Bush Because every British guy Does know how to pose In photos So they're like Is me and my friend Derek

Just got Two of us just got A low type of fights Imagine Pretty Hinch Going out into time For some clunge Imagine

Unbuilt like Jack Reacher And I'm wearing An extra small t-shirt The same shirt, but you're just checking. Saying up like this. Marks in my arm from the steroids I took today. Just gone to a weather spoons, five strong bows deep. What?

Do you take it? Not pointing at anyone. Just going to like, tap. Yeah. I got a flex. I don't know what to do with my hands. Absolutely. That guy's version of last night was a movie is just like, good night.

It's a mental. Last night was a movie. Had 10 points. came off, shit myself. Absolutely mental night in Sheppield. Last night, shit was massive. Last night was scat pornography. Last night was a Tarantino it was.

Oh, damn. You're well fit. I got to learn these fucking... Fitbird. Fit bird. If well fit. I think to immerse yourself fully in British culture, a lot of people would say like,

you know, you've got to go to Cliffs of Dover. You've got to see fucking impose something. You've got to go. No. What you do is, is that you go to any club. You don't go inside. You wait outside to about 2 a.m. And then you, like an anthropologist, little clipboard.

Here we have the rare broccoli-headed teenager. We have little... Notice his low tape of feed. Notice how drunk she is, but unable to explain what happened. And here comes the male with his dance. Does she have a good son? They fucking move. I saw you in there.

You was well fit. I think trying to figure out why a couple broke up on an argument outside a club is the same experience as like reading hieroglyphs for the first time. And it's like, so what exactly happened here? It's like, well, you're fucking used to one in line his name, didn't he? And then he's like, yeah, fuck he did, but he's not, he was a wombeye. Wow. There's like, well, you can see he said he was a knobhead.

And the other friend said, righto. The native bellant has appeared here. the native cock gobbler in his natural habitat. He's just David Adler going through the longest list of slang. I'm just going to riff it out a little. Here we have

silly bullocks. We've discovered the silly sausage. How's the... We're feeling that off? Two hours. Outside are weather spoons. You watched misfits that like E4. It was E4? Yeah.

And there was like that girl who accent, no one can understand. Oh, the... Where's she from? I don't remember. It was like a British joke, but it was funny to me

because everyone on there had an action. They were like, damn, your accent's insane. She might be a skosha? I don't remember who it was. I think my staff.

I didn't have a half moment. But she was, it was doing like, look at this character. Look at this chav. What the hell? We let the be on TV. That's your Jamal thing,

but for British people. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. It's like, oh, Stacey. How funny would that be? How funny would it be someone from the ends? The name's Stacy. What are you doing in my end? What is you from, bro?

Who are you with? Who you know it? What? You have to check it with the local gang. An anamorphic lens to zoom into the gaff. Here we have the gaff. And as you can see, it's a shithole. What are you doing in my gaff?

What are you doing around my ends? What? Your mrs know you're here. What's a gaff? Yeah, chug-on, bro. That's the place, that's a, that's a geese's house. Oh, okay. More gaffer, my old man.

Right. Yeah. There's a lot. Like, you live with your dad? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Try to move out, didn't I?

Failed the physical fitness exam for the Marines. Yeah. Wanted about him? He wanted me to go into carpentry, didn't he? Yeah, he did. I said, hell no. Spitting me fingers. You said you'd rather live at home.

Yeah, he was like, I'm moving silence, friend. I'm moving silence. Don't have big moves. Oh, my good moves. I told me, Dad, yeah, I may have been born and raised in Cambridge. I may have a $15 million student.

But I was made in the Navy, I was. That doesn't literally the ads. Yeah, I was born in Essex, but I was made in the army. Ah. That's like, okay, from bad to worse. When I dropped my first drone, that's when I knew.

I was a man. Video was suggesting she has perhaps a derby accent. Oh, Abby. Didn't we, uh, I feel like, we should just run through them. Well, because you're from, like, near Wales, so, right? Relax.

You were saying you're from Gloucester, Gloucestershire? From Gloucesterfire, right, mate. Because that's, hot fuzz is based in there, and that's my favorite movie of all the time, so. Morning angle. That's the closest we have to, like, the Iliad. That's a huge deal for us. The Rosetta Stone. You watch it, and it's a movie about how unpleasant those people are while being polite.

Yeah. We're the heroes. It would appear the Evans have opened. Jog on Another beautiful day in God's country Jogon I fucking love that movie Real quick could we see what the

Toilet response was Ross See you're going to fucking Europe And that's on my leg We're going to Europe I think like on a vacation Oh The inflammation is there

It's like it was done Maybe there's just a very good, but the lines... They don't look dark enough. Yeah, by the way, it does appear... I did some research while you were taking a... Awaza. A huge shit.

And it does appear that the tattoos are real. Oh, no. Which, it could just be that, I guess, there's definitely, you know, it's a set. There's probably five hours in between the shots they're actually doing. So maybe it's less in flame. I was also going to say, I would imagine they come back for, like, principal photography or whatever, you know, like, you weren't allowed to look at your leg for six weeks. The British watershed one made you shot. Well, no, I'd literally.

I know what I literally think is because whenever you see the tattoo it's a close-up shot oh yeah and so I think that this is all the yeah they do reshoots because it's going to be inflamed and raised right that's my theory the lighting is completely different it's in Europe there's sand on the ground like I wonder if they do a wide you can see it in a more inflamed state on them probably yeah that's a good point capital I if right I mean but either way yeah I don't think he meant it in anything kind of bad way he didn't mean the toilet He loves the toilet Better to have a toilet with shit on your leg

Than a leg in a toilet full of shit, you know Yeah I know I think I would rather do the others I'd rather come in the sink or sink in the cum, you know I never thought of it like that Huh You gotta stop asking me that

You know modern Socrates This is you at the doctor You think? Yeah, modern testicles Testicles What do what is What is what I bring to the function I'm so sorry

No this is actually impeccable and truly... Can I smell your coffee? Truly one of the guys of our time. What do you think... You're Monday bloke. What do you think his justification is going to be? It flushes the other direction, so it's like Australia.

Yeah. It sounds like he just wanted to, like, do a joke because he thought she was going to do a joke on him. It's like such a big tattoo for a bit. It's such a bad read. Also, you, like, have to sit there and do it. Like, any tattoo takes time. Yeah.

The tattoo is mumbling to. themselves and the turds yeah and here we go i gotta get the porcelain right that is where because once the ducy particles on the seat once the skins open it and they if they're doing color that is where the it like spikes a little because it you know sort of raw the idea that they the tattoo seems done and then you start feeling these little kind of turdy shapes of you like oh three uniform you know that thing where you blindfold somebody and you draw on their back and they draw it's like what do you think it is yeah yeah yeah It's the one thing that everyone sees every day.

Yeah. I'll fix it somehow. You know why he's done that? Yeah, one time I hope before she don't. That's awesome. That's sick. I'm back on his side. I love that.

That's brilliant. That is like such... The one time she forgot to flush the toilet. That's such like boy brain. I know. That is like he had that in the chamber for a long time. The idea that, like... Like, your relationship ultimately mounts up to two key memories.

One is her memory of your beloved dog. And yours is like, oh, what's her fucking name? Lauren or something. You didn't flush the park. Skid mug. That's what I go was cold up. Skid mug. Shit Ed.

Also, the beautiful Australian mind. Also, I don't know about you guys, but I've definitely taken shits in questionable plumbing scenarios where like things come back up after you flush. Yeah, you can't trust them. Okay, so show off. Yeah, look. You never know. My shit goes one way, Australia flushes the other.

It's incompatible. When I'm sitting in a toilet, you never know which way it's going. Would you rather drown in whatever? Would you ever, would you ever shed a toilet or have a toilet shouldn't you? What did you say? Explain you. Come to sink. Sink in the comb.

Oh, that's gross. Oh, that was it. Yeah, get out. Gross. Confirm. You are under a res. Why is it host one and host two? Because this is a show that needs two hosts.

It is. They're like carers for these people. You know that there's probably like 45 minutes of show before this part. Which is crazy. This reminds me of a show that was fake in that how easily fakable this was. It was a there's a show on MTV called Parental Control where it would be like a mother and father have their daughter go on a date with this random man. Okay. In order to go to a second location

Okay, yeah, sorry, I pitched her on The mother and father hate their daughter's boyfriend And so they make him go on a date with a new guy And then the daughter gets to choose If she stays with the parents' choice Or if she stays with her partner But it was always like Like I don't know if you've ever seen Next on MTV

There's old MTV shows where they're just like way over the top like next was a show where it's a dating show but they're coming off a bus and it's like three fun facts and it's like Aaron never poops drinks only purple drinks and hates the word Sunday

and like those are those will be the three facts and really lashes in exactly the way you'd think at the bottom real lower thirds and so parental control would be like the boyfriend go my name's Derrick spelled with the cue and he's got like

giant earrings and like graphic tattoos and probably fake tattoos on his face and he's like, I don't know why my girlfriend's parents hate me and then he's like spitting in their drinks and shit and it's like snickering back. Like it's over the top how bad he is and then we find out later

that every aspect of it was completely staged so like what was the even point of the show? Like Jerry Springer level of shit. I feel like I think it was a show. God, it was my favorite. It was actually the best art. Everything's the best art to you. There's only what, five art?

Monolith, sir. Swords. TV. Sword art. Online. Online. Online. sword out from

Sackaro. He's just naming things that have art in the name. Art museum. Art got for goal. Whatever. There is a show. It's something like the Don't tell the parents

or secret parent time. Yeah. A couple, it always follows two different kids and separately just two running stories of getting sent on their graduated from school, first lad's holiday, first whole idea, just the gals.

they send them off and both families send the parents secretly following them for the entire thing. And because it's like a little too grounded and real, it's just mostly them like throwing up and not having sex. Yeah. And then at the end, because it's British, yes, son sex and suspicious parents. What? Because it's British. They do the reveal right at the end. And like, you know, like Tom's a little bit hung over.

And he's hanging out and pour his face down. And then the parents go over, they are like. And you guys like, oh, what are you doing here? And you're like, we've been watching you. All right. There's no, like, pathos to it at all. They're like, okay. And then they have to do the interview and go like,

yeah, you know, you think I'd feel, you know, extremely betrayed and be upset and never want to talk to him again. But it taught me, you know, something. Yeah. Don't do sambuca and tequila at the same time. One thing I've learned is like. You can't believe you smoke cigarettes. My mum, no, I didn't do anything

He's like binge drinking and drunk drives And flies into a business And then they're like, I can't leave my cigarette Jesus Christ, what are you going to remember the flush from now on? That's fucking rude Well, because when she sits on the toilet Don't rub it in

You're so much worse than anything I thought To be honest, Emily, I don't think it's as bad I do think you're a bad host I think you're a gaslighting You're a capping If Jerry Springer's job is We're like, guys, come down It is absolutely that bad

And it should have you questioning everything About your relationship I would like If my significant other First of all, we're not on the show But if we were and this happened We're breaking up immediately We're bringing up on the show

Here you can have some free content You invited me on the show So we might break up anyway Got shit in it as well It's got This host is only being like They're only stoking the fire You know what is really sad though

is that she immediately knew why she got it. It wasn't even for a second. She was like, oh, the thing he mentions. I was going to say, it feels like something he brings up, which that feels so bad. Yeah, that feels awful.

She did it once. Yeah. If he had gotten it on his fucking indiscernible sleeve, it wouldn't be so bad. Yeah. Oh, he's got one of those sleeves where you walk into the teddy place.

Yeah, make it like a stereogram or something where you have to like squint to like see it. It's pointless. Yeah. It's just mosaic. To collage of their dogs, but it is a toilet. It's like a,

perspective thing where only from one angle does it look like the toilet oh i thought he was just a toilet do you want us to give you a minute you're useless it looks good looks really cool this makes me think about like the human psyche how did you get it like it's really they're genius yeah like it just feels like um what can we do how can we prod these sheep to react in the way that we need them to They basically have like cattle prods behind set to be like, get angry. Quite literally, almost down to the pain that has felt.

People are employed to do this. This is people's jobs. The producer being like, oh, but what if one of the hosts went in and said, you look like shit? Yeah. I do think reality TV producers are some of the most evil minds.

Yeah. And they could just do something else. They could just do something else. What about the people who are in it? They're like, I'll be on that. Yeah, why not? Bit of me, that is. Yeah, and it's like I also.

I came up the show and going, why is the tattoo embarrassing they didn't tell me about that because there's a couple they have to apply together you don't think they have a conversation what would you get me the fact that she thinks

he was going to do something nice yeah would you do the show if it were this big the little tattoo and it were and it was a charity 50 grand ghost of gym

yeah yeah but I get to pick it and it is your address and it's on your forehead I was going to say you would like do a QR code bit like launches a nuke or something like if someone scans

it'd be like oh no what could what harm could this cause you just hear ten nine well first you get after you get asked when you're just what's going to happen to him you hear the number it's fifty five 54 why did it start at 55

10 where have I heard that number before that's the oh no spot that's the number of hours on a red-eye flight with a layover 15 yeah flight 850 from lost Yeah, yeah, yeah. 8.9.

White, Blake, 8.14, 8.13. I have to have a little chat back there. You're feeling a little bit better about the situation. No. I'm going to make it up to it. Are they still together? Well, as of...

Well, not now. In this... They're on... Don't tell the bride. Yeah. I got a four red tattoo. We get married in a toilet. He hasn't broke a relationship, has it?

They are together. No. You deserve. better. Oh, I hate that actually. I hate that. So, Emily, do you do skids? I do skids. I do skids.

Everyone does. We all do... They're talking about... You do these skid marks on the toilet? Skids, skids, skids, skids. Do you do skits? Wait. Toots. Skids, skits, skits. Boy, you get the tattoos. What is she's sad and he's smiling? He's like, you know what? I am a god.

That? I'm going to live forever. Yeah. Do you think you've done anything wrong? No, I haven't learned a single thing. Emily, do you do skids? Skids, skids, skids. Dead dog. Do you ever go in and you do a little dukey and you leave a little spotty on the toilet? Don't we all?

Don't we all? We've been in there after you. The production toilet. Yeah, no, literally the cameraman goes to the toilet and goes, she did it again. Skit, Skit, Skit, Skit, Skit, kill her. It cuts back to the whole stuff. It sparks and torches. Is he walking through the crowd shave?

See, that's the type of thing, the parody I would love to do, where it just goes, I want to do stuff that's, like, weird, and then it turns into a horror movie at the end. Every time. That would be, like, dramatically justified. I feel like this is, like, what's hard to believe is they go off and do their regular life after this. Like, if it turns to them and they had cloaks on and we're, like, getting it, like, donkey wheel to pin her on to sacrifice her. They, uh, kill him by, uh, soaring off a portion of the cathedral and dropping his head at the fat or whatever. And do you feel bad about that? Do you feel bad what you've done down?

Yeah, I feel a little bit off about that because of what I've done cut all her limbs off, didn't I? Yeah, she's my babes. But I think I'll wake it up to her. Yeah, how? She's lost all her limb. Got getting new limbs.

Lego. But it's all right. We'll stick through this. I, okay, maybe... Buy some boring shorts. And stay standing up. We cover it up, babes. We cover it up.

Not only say it. Him kissing her after she says she's not mad. He's like, that's right, babe. That's exactly what I want you to say. Good to go. Good girl. Well done. Like the guy who like cheats on his girlfriend is like, no, we're all right, right, right.

That's why I love you. In the state of shock and he's just like taking advantage of it. Right, right, right, exactly. It really did test our relationship, you know. Well, you know, there was two other girls and they were ganging up on me and saying skid. Skids. Whose side are you want? It's so bizarre that she is the victim here.

He got a thing of his dog and then both host Skids, Skids, Skids. One of them was like, it's not so bad. No, it is. You go shit in it Do you do Oh shit What does that question Even mean

Do you do them Do you do a hobby It did sound like Do you do whippets or something Hey do you party Do you take hikes Do you do skits You do you like a little snow

You do skits It's like a love island intro Where it's like My name's Danica I love skiing I love snowboarding And I do skis Bootsy Bootso Boots

I go out every night With my girls And we do skids, skids, skits, skis, skis. Oh, Derek, and I love to do, skits. Derek and our people don't like a lot of skits, but. Yeah, I thought skids was something else. I was just shitting in the toilet.

A Netflix original song goes like, The Skid, the Skid Island. Welcome back to Skid Island, the other people in the room are like, We've got a bunch of shitters over you. You thought that I skidded, but I did it. It's one of the royalty freeze. That's exactly the situation they're in.

That's why, Darren, I'm going to have to let you go home. I thought you did skids, but you don't. I had a good time. You're just here for the zip line. I'm just here for the zip line. I'm just here for the skis. Zip lining with like a white shorts with like a giant brown spot. His board shorts blast on.

I thought the board shorts would protect me. dirty episode, dirty, cheeky episode. The nasty poop episode of Sad Boys. Nasty show. Anyway, this show fucking sucks. Dude, I'm flushing this down the toilet. I will say, as somebody that has watched, a full episode, it's crazy how much of it is literally nothing.

Because you can't know what he's doing. You can't say that can be spoiled. Well, that's the thing. You're just waiting for the conclusion. What's impressive about it is that? Like, I think that from a production standpoint, you could teach a class on how to fill. a run time.

Teach your class to skid. Yeah. You could teach you about to fill a show with absolutely nothing. Like we just did here on Sab Boys. Hello.

Sean, thank you for joining us. Wow. Sean will be joining us hopefully on Sad Boys Nights. You, you,

what you have to? Yeah. You got your little channel right? You do YouTube? No. Oh, no?

You drink coffee or something. You got like a special toilet you like to use? Do a paint job in there? I do skis. Oh, hell yeah. Sean does skis. over on his channel, Jack Seftrickeye.

The coffee helps, up in the morning, etc. We have a new coffee roast called skis. Yeah, dude, it's brown. I'll tell you that. Thank you for having me. This is very fun. And, yeah, you can check out Sad Boys nights over on Patreon.com slash Sad Boys. Remember we're going to see Hadesown.

We are going to see Hades Town. You guys are very happy for a show called Sad Boys. I'm so fucking sad. What the hell did you just say to me? Thank you. Dude, the, the, the bits are to distract from the horrors. I see. You know?

The laughter's to hide the pain. Exactly. To hide the skids, really. Laughing at the toe. Blush to hide the skins. We end every episode of Sad Boys with a particular phrase. We love you. And we're sorry.

Boom! Goochie girl. How you doing? How you're moving on? Moving all. How's you dead looking at that future girl? Future girl, yeah, we're on now. Take my money.

Go away. Oh, you want it. Go too rich for me. I don't know.