Sad Boyz - Hustle Influencers Are Cringe

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. And how's it going? Is there other stuff we say? I don't know. Gucci girl. You know, we don't say that as much. We used to do, how is your week? Oh, we do. Yeah. Now we have some disgusting little guests getting in our way. Sorry, I'm trying to think about how much side ass I'm doing.

Who wants to take crotch? I'll do. How much crotch? What was the other one? It was crotch, side ass, and like cankle. Yeah, it was something weird. Yeah. Face.

Yeah, there's too much face in this podcast. Ew, too cute. How was your week? Honestly, really pretty good it was it's i had i had a first psychiatrist appointment in like three months uh for reference he's also you know like you know he is also the my therapist therapist essentially um and it's funny having the benefit of having any kind of medical professional for anything but especially brain stuff

is that you just have this person that is the archivist for your brain you walk in and you go like hey who am I again? this is what you're experiencing oh the thing you told me last time I'm an idiot I went to this session it was really nice he did it at his house which is gorgeous when I went over I'm an idiot. Like, yeah, of course. Yeah. I've, uh, I went to this session. It was really nice.

He did it at his house, which is gorgeous. When I went over, I'm like, this could be the game actually. Maybe it's time to shift. you kick him out. You just feed him and you get all of his possessions.

He's very nice. He might let me do it. I'm like, it would be really helpful for my mental health if I could live in your house and you live somewhere else. Yeah. And you pay for the sessions and I'm in your house and you live somewhere else. Yeah. And you pay for the sessions and I'm the psychiatrist. Put me on the deed. Would that be, oh no, you're selfish and you won't let me do that.

Oh, come on. You're affecting my mental. I'm going to go ahead and give you a bad score. Rate my doctor. It's only me. Yeah. Like nice house. Five stars.

One star. Won't give it to me. But I went along and it was, I made some tweaks on my medication. That's great. And like a bunch of, a bunch of specifics, but he also just, again, being like an archiver,

it's easy to lose perspective, but he just was like, you're severely depressed. I was like, oh yeah. Yeah, I guess I was prior, but like i was for so much of last year especially over the last couple years that now because my material conditions are so much more comfortable in a handful of ways but just life-wise i get to be around all my friends and like live and do what do what we love right i it's it's like it's like uh tinnitus it's like getting in the way of me hearing the depression that's right right now like there's so much other noise you're like

listening to a song you like that you couldn't hear that you had like tinnitus like the the speakers suck right i'm listening to this music i love and and i'm like it seems like it sounds like shit no it doesn't because i really like the song and you know ultimately no i've been low for like quite a while but this week was kind of a reminder of as much as i wish i could be completely emotionally uh independent not need validation or comfort from too many sources outside of myself. We had, we hosted a thing at me and Ethan's place. True. That was really nice having people around, finishing the furnishing after like six months

and making it a real home was, having an incentive to do that was really nice. Yeah. And then I published, I recorded and published the first Jordan and Dika main channel video this year. Everything else was archive footage uh because we talked about a little bit before the show i just associate my channel with that

darker period of my life right i don't like who i was as a character i don't mind it and i'm glad people connected with it but for me it's like a i would finish recording but like okay no i was inhabiting that spirit like taking over that host body for that time it's very tiring yeah and then um uh austin shout out to austin um also on the sad boys team didn't edit he he did a really solid like like a six hour turnaround because he did it really quick uh he didn't edit on that recording i looked at the hashtag story tiktoks like like we've done the show recently oh yeah that was so fun because they made me laugh and make me so happy but i think a combination of the limited

time meant that we were doing longer takes i was in kind of a better less manic mood than i would normally be recording a video for my channel and also i think the the house style that we've established with sad boys a little bit helped in like that my like the dr gregory house yeah he's actually a really good doctor is he is his first name gregory i don't even know yeah oh hell hey let's go he's gregory house and then there's good doctor yeah good doctor that would be awesome yeah oh michael good what are the odds that he yeah a guy named good doctor just became an md yeah i suck at being a doctor unfortunately damn it uh but yeah i the some a little bit of external validation has been really positive and i feel very motivated to make i'm gonna record later today because it was i felt very myself recording it

and then the the project came out and it was just it's like a lot of long takes and it's not all jokes and when it is it's happy one thing people referenced the video was a number one of the previous releases it's the best i think i know i'm pretty i'm 100% sure the best performing solo video. It might be the best performing video long, long term. With the exception of nothing will ever crush six white people or one hidden black person. Because that one just like hit like lightning. That was just so perfect in my heart for everyone. It's what the world needed at a certain period of time.

Yeah, it's true. I needed at a certain period of time. It's true. I think it created the vaccine if you can believe it. Yeah, I think so. It made us all better. But yeah, it's, it's the video doing well as much as I'd like to pretend it's not,

you know, essential. It does. It feels like optimism. Like it, it's just like a pick me up. I mean like that. Yeah.

Those, it was about something I liked. A lot of people commented on that. Like I love that trend. I like not even to make fun of it. I think it's funny. I think it's really interesting. And I couldn't make a million videos about it.

Cause it would just be me smiling once or twice, just watching those stories. Cause it's never what you expect. It is Shyamalan twists. Every time. It has such a fun relationship with murder. Every single one of them is just, hey, if you wear the wrong, not matching socks and the teachers catch you,

they'll shoot you with an RPG. Oh no, I can't believe I wore the wrong socks. Again. The one thing we have to think about ever. What if humans needed charging when the when Siri

takes over your body oh yeah what kills your ex-boyfriend or something and your friend who just asked a question the fatality rate

on people you know is way too high in that universe I did watch one where that you can everything you say has to be lyrics you have to be

referencing a song but based on the universe it kind of seems like you're, everything you say has to be lyrics. You have to be referencing a song, but based on the universe, it kind of seems like you're not allowed to say that same line twice. So I feel like I'm just not talking. Only one word at a time to slowly move through a verse. Also, haven't most things been said in song? Yeah, it's just rhythm.

Yeah. You just have to say it at a rhythm. Hello, it's me. Yeah. Hello, it's me. Hi, it's just rhythm yeah you just have to say it at a rhythm hello it's me yeah hello it's me hi it's me hello but yeah thanks to people for checking that out and sad boys will always also just be this source of like when sad bite by virtue of existing sad boys is just like it's like dialysis it's just always in the background helping me uh so with you dog how's the you're still in moving process yeah it's like it's one of those things i'm sure people get it where like you move and then like you like order stuff and then things take forever and you like order like a carpet and they're like

the carpet will ship in september and it's like wait why are you making it yeah yeah they're like a little elf is stitching it together by hand that shit is so weird there's just a couple things and it does not apply to like maybe if you're like west elm or something right yeah it's like do you want a new coffee table yeah like okay here you go to carry it home yeah okay great would you like a side table yes do you want it this year yeah i don't think in 2025 for the side the matching side table yeah it's gonna it's like 15 pounds i don't know if we just make right yeah so i think that things are starting to um things are starting to pick up so i'm hoping that you know the next episode or the episode after that,

I'll have some good updates. Well, it helps. I think maybe that like the house is, is lovely. Found a great place. It's immediately like livable. Yes.

Not a, not a ton of barriers plus in the bare essentials are, are set up and we don't have any people who may or may not know. We don't have any lights. We're just natural light for this recording, which is a big time saver yeah i need to figure out what to do with like all this shit behind us is just here for sound installation to get rid of the echo um it's gonna be funny when we get rid of it and some people like i missed the yeah i missed the trash why do you change it like when we forgot to put this on here for one episode and people were like, I'm going to kill myself.

No, put it back. Put back the ramen blanket. Or else. I need to figure out like what, because this is like my desk is over there. I'm like working from that. And then like, I want to figure, and then we've got the little like living room set,

but I want some stuff to be here. So this room is like fun to be in um oh i recognize that chair hey oh yeah that that is like the old guest chair i guess we should probably put it i don't know how this chair got here and that chair got relegated but think of it this is my house what's going on a family of five comes down they're like who let you in here like that like that uh prankster busy jesus bad man that kid is a demon he's like a real demon i think maybe the his his greatest crime is legitimizing pierce morgan oh giving him the same shit happened with uh andrew tate he did yeah he did the interview with andrew tate and he kind of

bodied him and i'm just like man it really takes fire to fight fire man damn it um he sucks so much but as far as my week it's been good ish i have been i've talked about this before uh dealing with like fatigue stuff where i like i always want to go to sleep and it's not even go to sleep. I always want to be lying down in my bed and I hate it. And for a while it was like, okay, you're deficient in vitamin B12. And I was like, okay, cool. I'll take a supplement. And then I wait three months to get tested again.

And they're like, okay, it looks good, but you're deficient in vitamin D. And I was like, oh, weird. And then they're like, that should have come up in the test. No, it should have come up in the test. And they're like, yeah, they, for some reason didn't test for it that first time and i was like why why not okay i forgot and then i'm not a doctor i don't know yeah and then i got on vitamin d supplements and then three months passed because that's how long it apparently takes to like enter your system or whatever it's gonna be a surplus right yeah and then oh by like a thousand bucks or whatever and then i so i was so fatigued the

other day and i'm dealing with like writer's block because i'm like writing a video right now but everything i write i hate and i'm like how do you do a video before i'm like watching our friends videos and like writing down the structure of the video to convince myself that i know how to make a video i was like oh yeah you just like show a clip of something and then you like talk about it interesting like i haven't done this fucking hundreds of times um and uh is that allowed yeah no literally the hell and then um so one day i like wasn't feeling it i did get out of the house uh because like working from my desk is the most natural thing because everything's like set up but i I got this laptop to be able to work from anywhere. So Anastasia and I went to a coffee shop last week.

And that was nice. That was a good day. It was a good trial run. Definitely something I want to do in the future was just texting with uh chrissy i think we're gonna have chrissy's birthday here oh fun um and and we'll see like might be pre a house warming or or what but i definitely still want to have a house warming i just got to make sure everything's set up it's chrissy's birthday you said chrissy's i'm busy oh okay i was away when was i haven't even told you okay no you just asked when it was after saying you were busy yeah

like you were of course okay so you can't make it we're on the same page okay so um agree to agree agree to agree uh i um so i was feeling super like tapped one day and i was like i can't let this day be a complete failure and i ordered blood work for testing stuff ages ago because luckily i like the the way it works at my doctor is like you order the tests and then they have a lab hours and if you show up during lab hours then you can just do it whatever it's like a separate location no it's just it's the same but uh like quest diagnostics like yeah yeah but it's yeah uh i didn't answer the question but i think yeah it's all combined somehow and um and so i was like i't write. My brain isn't functioning for creativity right now. And that's the worst.

Like when you're just like, ah, this is, Ooh, it just doesn't work. Literally just before me and Jacob were talking about like it getting trapped in that loop of setting expectations for yourself as far as productivity goes. And then really no matter what you do after you set the specific goal can be a victory like now getting that blood work done which is as essential as writing the video is failure because

it's a hollow victory yeah but i clean the whole house yeah damn it such an idiot that used to be how i got things done i used to like take um i used to procrastinate. It was like productive procrastination. I was taking an online course about web development while ignoring my homework. And I was like, fortunately... Just developing things on the web. Well, actually, it wasn't. Because that skill set was like...

My education was very theoretical. And so there wasn't a lot of like web stuff at all so i was like learning all that stuff in like clubs and like so it was like productive for my actual career after after school but i was avoiding some boring shit anyway so i went to how shitty a student i was by the way when you said learning it in clubs i'm like oh like a night out? It was like inconceivable to me that you'd put time into something. I know, dude.

It was wild. I was a very engaged student. But- You went to go do blood work because the- Yeah, and the worst news possible is that all my blood work came back. All my blood work came back great they were like they were like everything and this was a day when i was lightheaded i was feeling like i had low blood sugar like i needed to eat um is that a thing historic like no it's just like every time i get tested for it everybody says it's normal but i feel horrible and i'm like breaking out into a

sweat i'm like lightheaded they're like taking my blood and i'm like i don't think i'm gonna pass out because i think every time i've had i felt like this there's been nothing physiologically or no there's been nothing like technically wrong with my body but but everything feels wrong so yeah they take the blood everything's fine um and then i'm super hungry even though i've already eaten so i like go sorry do they take enough blood for the test you got done to maybe make to also make you lightheaded or no i was lightheaded before okay yeah like i was like it's a feeling i get where i'll be like oh no i need to eat a snack like i Like I'm like, am I diabetic or something? Or is my like blood sugar problems?

And every time I like feel like a hypochondriac because I like get tested for the stuff and then it comes back, everything comes back fine. Same for me with diabetes specifically. I don't know if you have it in your family or not. I don't know. Because it's just, I have the same issue. I'm not in touch with the side of the family that statistically would have it more likely.

I just don't. Seems like it feels like that. Something's going on. Blood sugaring, right? Yeah. And so that day getting tested, I was like, certainly something will show up today if I get my blood taken. And then everything came back normal. And so I just like wrote back to the doctor.

I was like, okay, you know, I guess it's good that that, but then I explained like how horrible I've been feeling and yada, yada, yada. There was a shortage for my ADHD medication. I couldn't get it for like two weeks. And that just like threw me off in a way of like i need really needed to buckle down and like work on something and i like couldn't i i was like i'm mainlining caffeine and shit and it just like doesn't it feels like before we got diagnosed yeah yeah

i'm like i just can't make it happen man when it's a long time with it. I mean, this is, I guess, happening not just with myself and you with a lot of people because of the shortage on all ADHD medicine. Yeah, yeah. It started with amphetamines and then a bunch of people switched to the others because you're not amphetamine, right? I take Vyvanse. Oh, that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But there wasn't a shortage of, there was like a big Adderall shortage, or is. And we were calling all the different chains of pharmacies and they were all out. But then luckily my pharmacy got it back in the other day. You got to get my little, I was going to say psychopath, my psychiatrist. My little psychopath. My little psychiatrist. With his nice house. That gives me, he gave me the dosage that he knows is uh easiest to find yeah that was like another thing we were talking about because

my psychiatrist was like well if it's getting really bad we can do the mail order stuff and i can give you like a three month supply like we'll we'll get it figured out so she's like really great so a vibrant still yeah still. Yeah. Okay, good. But... Which you're happy with? You don't want to change? You're happy? I've tried every stimulant on the market and I have such a bad reaction to most of them

that Vyvanse is like the best it got for me. Fair enough. I am still like open to alternatives. Recently I've been considering like taking, taking it twice a day where it's like I take it in the morning and then taking it in the afternoon because it is extended, but my, I metabolize it things.

So it goes through my system so fucking fast that it like feels like it's not uh and this is this is a thing with me with like a lot of stuff where um going to the dentist they like make my um like gums numb or whatever and they're like that should be enough and i'm like it's not absolutely everything and they're like sorry brother not yeah they're like really interesting one time they had to like take me to a not an anesthesiologist but a um the dental version of that they had to take me to like a dude down the hall because it was in like a big hospital building with like and the guy happened to be there to like get me numb for a fucking extraction of one of my teeth when i was getting braces because they were like removing crowding or whatever hi i'm the guy that does euthanasia yeah you need

like lethal literally my dentist was like i can't do this i need like uh i need to call in reinforcements or whatever and then like hobbs and shaw bust down the door i feel crazy when that happens because i'm like i don't want to look like a baby but yeah i you're drilling my teeth and i can feel it i can feel all of it yeah i can feel how you do dentistry yeah like uh i recently had something done where they just did um the topical uh um numbing stuff because it was very it was super mild like they were doing yeah like they'd like put it yeah it's like a they have like a little gun but it like shoots a little topical thing yeah like they'd like put it yeah it's like a they have like a little gun but it like shoots a little topical thing yeah like don't cry yeah it's like all on top of the gums and they were like uh yeah and it wasn't it wasn't drilling or anything like that that was happening so

i think they would have injected it if it was uh serious but they were like we don't want you to be numb all day and i was like trust me i never have been um i would like to be actually yeah yeah yeah and uh even for a little bit i'd like to be numb for the even for just a smidge i would like to be numb and they um they they were like oh yeah this should wear off in a few hours and i'm like it wore off like like literally like as i was leaving they're like and that should stop bothering you you know in the next couple hours no it's gone it's actually gone now i should mention it was never on at all yeah you know you're lucky we weren't doing anything intense or else i would have been crying out in pain um also i hate that shit because you know if like uh you're maybe a little you're in like a low mood and somebody got your coffee order wrong

it's like no that's yeah thank you Like you're not ready to challenge it. Yeah. If the numbing agent didn't work and isn't quite right or something, and they're like, Hey, just tell me if you can feel this too much. What? With my mouth? Yeah. But that's the worst.

Scream and look in pain. If I'm drilling your head. I i because of my experience with all this like dental numbing thing i'm so afraid of that like awake during surgery thing that happens to people because i'm like if any if it's gonna happen anyone's gonna have me but the times i've been put under i've never had an issue i just stopped my heart do the surgery yeah literally dude kill me and then bring me back afterward so anyway like dealing with that has been frustrating but one thing i'm i'm proud of myself about is i'm like like it is of stress me out because I'm doing what I can do.

And my, like, I'm trying and I'm fighting, like, like I'm fighting my physical form, you know, at this. And I, fortunately it's, you know, I don't know. It's just a thing I can't control. Like it's stressful and it sucks and it feels bad to think about, but at the end of the day, I'm like, I just can't like, uh, do more than I do that I'm doing right now. That's why I don't like the sentiment of procrastination as a general idea. Cause it's usually just like, it's usually used to make people feel guilty about things they're struggling to do yeah because guilt is not a practical emotion if it doesn't serve you right like i might feel guilty if i steal something because i know i did something

bad to someone and i should maybe learn from that experience. Whereas, and it should stay with you until you maybe correct it. Like I feel guilty about ghosting is not the right term, but just like, like not replying to something kind of in an argument of a text or something in the rare occasions I've done that just kind of like distancing myself. I just don't, I'm not,

I'm just not going to reply. I still feel guilt about that because I should probably still reply. It's been months before I should probably reply. Whereas I think a lot of, especially since we got diagnosed with ADHD, like late in life. Yeah. We're so full of the propaganda that not doing things is a choice always.

That the, yeah. You shouldn't feel guilty about stuff that also hurts you. Right. Like I want to do the thing. stuff that also hurts you right like i want to do the thing that's what i i don't want to be tired i like making videos i like getting paid by an advertiser what none of this serves me i like hanging out with my friend like that's a thing that i've tried to stress to like medical professionals and stuff is that because if you frame it wrong not even wrong but if you if you're not careful someone will interpret it as maybe you don't like your job no like taking

that to the logical conclusion i don't like anything except for the inside of my fucking eyelids because i want to be asleep all the time it's not it's not about that i am there are things that i want to do going and watching a movie with my friends being one of them that i've liked before yeah i know i do like before in fact someone say it's one of my favorite things to do days ago actually yeah i am just it is very difficult for me to executively function right now. Yeah. But yeah, so there's that. It must be weird, I think, maybe for especially mental health professionals or even doctors that are referring you for mental health reviews, it must sometimes be difficult to have to do that with sympathy

and not empathy, right? Like if there's plenty of people super uh normative what's working oh like uh neurotypical yeah neurotypical people that just go into the medical profession and don't at least don't maybe ascribe themselves to be yeah depressed or relate to that but have to be like yeah it sounds like when I'm sad, but from nothing. It sounds like you're pissed off at you. Is that what it is? The, um, yeah, so that's, that's been rough, but on the- Feeling any better today-ish?

Eh, today's fine. The thing is like doing the podcast is always chill but i'm like i don't know if i'm going to get much out of myself after the podcast you know what i mean that's kind of like i think if i if i have one thing i can do a day i sometimes get anxiety about if i'm like i need to write today but then i need to like take Dipper to the park or something, I'll be worried that like I accidentally spend my one action a day. Like I get back and I'm like, oops, no more. Like the tank's on empty by accident. It's like a turn-based battle system. Yeah, that's what it feels like.

I use it on my AP. Yeah, exactly. It's like I have one action point a day. Yeah, like you've got a hex on you and it reduces your ap to all your cooldowns are unusable for a while yeah yeah it's like uh right it's like taking different to the park has a 24-hour cooler it's like it's a 24-hour cooldown on actions in general a daily spell yeah sorry i can't hang out uh yesterday i took my dog to the park and i'm still recovering from that sorry i got ahead i threw a yesterday i took my dog to the park and i'm still recovering from

that sorry i got ahead i threw a fireball yeah i have to go to bed yeah i need a long a long rest right but i've also been sleeping a ton last night i had a crazy dream where i was like i don't i didn't even know i was in some sort of dystopian situation where i was attacked like i was uh i i remember like hanging out somewhere and then somebody was like get in the tent there's a bomb and then i had to like run and jump into a tent and then like some like somehow the tent was like uh good some sort of bomb shelter or whatever and it like protected me and then like everyone died that wasn't in the thing. And then we were in some sort of like dystopian hellscape. And I was,

Oh yeah. You were, you didn't make it man. Dude. How are we going to do the podcast? Yeah, I know that. That was one of the things I was sad about.

I hope our patrons are okay. Oh no. But, was it like one of the, was it a nightmare or it was just like an the vibes are off kind of dream it i wouldn't call it a nightmare because like nightmares i feel like i wake up and like a you know what i mean but it was very much a like just a bad it was like a dystopian dream yeah yeah uh she sleeps good yeah my sleep's been good like it like it's been a good schedule i just like go to like last night i went to bed at 11 and i woke up legend i know and i woke up at 8 30 dude is this guy raising a family right now you have no idea how frustrating it is to feel like you're doing everything right on paper i'm like eating well i'm sleeping well

and then uh i can't like nothing works my brain doesn't like function um but all that being said a lot of that stuff is just like normal so the week wasn't not too out of the ordinary. But you know, we, we, we grind, we rise and grind. I do feel like a broken record though sometimes when I'm like not able to do things. Oh, but going back to the taking ADHD medication twice a day, it's literally because sometimes I won't take my medication in the morning and I'll like be going out. Like I was going out to go see a movie on a date. Have I talked about this yet?

I went to go see Elephant Man. I don't know. Wait, the original Elephant Man? The original Elephant Man. It's like 35 millimeter. Oh, it was like, it was a video show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also got the sick Aa poster at the theater but but oh you're not going yeah all right i but knowing i was going

to see like a sad old movie at like 7 p.m i was like i will i'm gonna fall asleep yeah so i took my vivans at like 7 like 7 PM and was fine. And I went, I went to bed at like a normal hour that day, but all I wanted was like the ability to get out of bed and like get in the shower. I, I, it's not, it is like semi-common for people to do the two extended, right? Where it's like a, it's a, it's a rhythm in the middle.

So the middle dosage is a little extra stronger because they're kind of meeting each other. Yeah. But I, it's different for in the middle. So the middle dosage is a little extra stronger because they're kind of meeting each other. Yeah. But I, it's different for everyone, dude. But at least at this point in my life, I don't feel like Adderall keeps me awake. Yeah. I feel like it gets me to bed at a reasonable time.

Yeah. Because I don't just feel that like I'm just on the couch. Yeah. I have to brush my teeth today of all days, but I'm already sitting down. that's how i know something's wrong because i'm like oh i don't want to i i getting out of my bed to brush my teeth instead of just going to sleep is like the hardest thing to do oh dude like like putting i know how unpleasant it's going to be to put my invisalign on if I leave it off for more than a few hours at most.

And I will sit in bed, like I'll spend day after day after day, leave it off for 10 hours at a time. Not only that, I have a risk of like my teeth fucking falling out. It's such a bad idea. Yeah. You got to keep doing it. So something's wrong. It's not benefiting me.

Right, right, right. It's not like it's fun to leave them out. So all that being said, I want completely tone shift uh by talking about this trend on on twitter that is like what's the funniest tiktok you've ever seen have you been seeing that go viral okay it's great so it's just people posting tiktoks and to be completely honest most of them i see i don't even laugh i don't even smirk because i've seen a lot of content okay i'm funny that's right funny too post mine yeah yeah where are my tiktoks that don't exist with me and my friend um we're hanging out with chat chat so post that yeah post when i was hanging out with my

friends but one this is a tiktok from two years ago that i did see when it was originally going viral and then forgot. And then it found me again. Like it's my one true joy, my one true calling this. And I'm not even, I'm not even concerned about overselling it. This is probably the funniest TikTok I've ever seen.

Also my week, I finished cheers in a kingdom and I've just been watching basketball. That's been my cycle. So today. Your Zen state. state yeah dude today uh there's it's game three of the finals the heat the underdogs they just they just brought it back to one one it's incredible to watch obviously jokic is the goat um but uh yeah i've been doing i've been watching basketball and playing Zelda and then I finished Heroes of the Kingdom and I was still on the Zelda kick so now I'm playing Ocarina of Time

oh happy pride oh yeah happy pride and that's only to you no one else it's to one person in the audience just you you know the you Alex

O'Brien the third Just you. Just you. You know the you. Alex. O'Brien. All right, well, now we've narrowed it a little bit. The third. Conan. Esquire. No, stop. What if?

The top comment is Alex O'Brien. What the hell? Conan the third Esquire going, yo, this is a weird episode for me it's kind of messed up actually um so have you ever seen this no oh that's even more exciting music to my ears okay i'm so excited to show you my new favorite thing milk tea i had it for the first time today okay wait hold on i had it already for the first time today and it was so good I went back and I was like please can I have some more oh hold on it's hot oh it's hot in here

I'm from Texas y'all oh god damn it I'm out of fuel anyways milk tea is so good she said I had to try the babas this time so I had the little she said to shake it and I think they're supposed to dissolve said I had to try the babas this time, so I had the little...

She said to shake it, and I think they're supposed to be soft. But I'm obsessed. You just poke a hole in it. Oh my god, I choked on something! What the fuck? What?

What happened? Did he hit the boba? He didn't know what the boba was. For the audio listeners, I'll find the exact second. You can see the moment his heart breaks. At exactly 44 seconds. I guess on his first try of... The boba bobbins offered him milk tea without the boba i guess so or they he must have said oh can i have a milk tea because sure tea i've been here uh there's one in the metreon in san francisco and uh like he probably was just

like oh i'll have a milk tea and they're like do you want that with boba and he's like what's that probably he's like no not this time yeah and then he was like oh that milk tea. And they're like, do you want that with boba? And he's like, what's that probably? And he's like, no, not this time. And then he was like, oh, that was so good. And they're like, oh, you've got to try the boba. Make sure not to inhale it, by the way. There's so many elements of this. Well, his mistake was that he thought it was going to dissolve. So again, for the audio listeners,

he is a very handsome man sat in his car being surprised by one of the most prolific products I think currently available on the market. What is this, a chicken burger? Yeah, wait, hold on. But then he pierces the boba with the boba straw, the most satisfying thing in the world. And on the first sip, just inhales one of the bits of boba. And it turns into like a Cupid spout statue. Just firing boba. Like smog.

He erupts like a volcano. He fires molten boba at us. So this actually has so, this is like a three act drama. It has so many, it's perfect. I went and looked at this person's TikTok. This is like a three act drama. It has so many. It's perfect. I like went, I went and looked at this person's TikTok. This is like an earnest TikTok. Like I've looked at a bunch of their TikToks and like,

it's, it's not like they're not in on it. Right. There's so much to this. This person has an electric personality. They have a fantastic personality, but all of the bits of context you get about them throughout this are so funny it's so funny that their car just like they're an alien it's like they've never interfaced with

their car either like all the things that are going wrong right everything's going wrong literally it's like you they're probably like caffeined out because they just are getting their second like black tea milk tea of the day. He looks so happy. It is great storytelling because like a Greek tragedy, you must first have it all. He's on top of the world. Milk tea, I had it

for the first time today. Okay, wait, hold on. But this is how it feels to have milk tea for the first time. It's lethal. I was immediately obsessed with milk tea what are you when you're having boba by the way are you lifting the straw up a little bit to avoid because i don't immediately want too much boba because when there's a lot at the bottom oh it's all boba in the first i use my tongue as a stopper and i'll be like how many bobas we

how many little uh tapioca pearls are we getting here? I think this straw should be bigger, genuinely. I think it should be big enough to accommodate a boba and more liquid. Yeah, you need like a little attachment, like a sippy cup attachment to it where you can just get the tea. You know, I think I want like three tapioca balls in boba. After the first few, it's like, all right. Yeah, I was like, okay, we get we get the bit okay you don't have to keep doing it and then you get to the end you're like but i paid i guess i'll have them yeah yeah you get to the end and then it's ice it's like ice water and then you're just chewing boba

yeah for way longer than the drink took to finish no and it does give you a little like hobby to do you know yeah end of your coffee it's just full of beans right okay it's like when you drink like a like a chocolate milk or something and then there's chocolate at the bottom and you're like well i'm not gonna do anything with that i do like chocolate yeah i had it already for the first time today and it was so good i went true back and i was like please can i have some more oh hold on it's hot okay yeah it's it's hot oh it's hot in here turns on the ac oh god damn it i'm out of fuel how did you get out of fuel? The AC was so powerful.

The battery absorbed all the fuel. Imagine wanting boba so bad. You ignore all like your car's like, excuse me. I can only drive for a little bit longer. Hey, how's it going? The engine fell out. Yeah. Check engine.

It's gone. Check wheels. Milk tea is so good. She said I had to try the babas. Well, she didn't say that, did she? She said I have to try the babas. And so that's awesome. So she said boba and he went, no.

Yeah. That was wrong. There's no way the employee said boba. No way. This time. So I had the little. She said to shake it. And I think they're supposed to dissolve.

Oh, no. And that's where you were wrong. They definitely haven't yet, have they? Keep shaking if that's what you believe. I think they're supposed to dissolve. But I'm obsessed. You just. That's so satisfying.

Dude, he camouflaged it. That's why. When he was spinning spinning it because now the boba's out of view oh yeah but he when he was shaking it enough it did they did appear he thought it was all gone and then he was like i have i'm perfect to just that man disappeared in the smoke only to reappear yeah and he's hot he's probably parched he probably wants to get like a nice big like slurp this guy's pump on yeah pulling it oh my god i choked on something something ah the three things in there i'll take a swing something i choked on what's the only difference between the last one i had in this one dude i can't even get it the projectile power is crazy so like i've this is

maybe the sixth or seventh time i watched this today i i saw this this morning i was laughing in my bed i went downstairs to show it to jac he was setting up. I was like, we're going to show this to Jordan, but I need to experience this with you separately first. How does he get it? I went back up, watched it again. How does he send it that far?

Wait, show me that again because it's also up. He's using like his glottis. Yes, you just broke a hole in it. Oh my God, I choked on something I should have my 3D glasses on dude it's like I this is

if you put this in it try not to laugh I would lose dude with a gun to my family's head there's just no world there's just something so it's so good my car my car oh my god oh my god he really did aim it at the console yeah fuck off oh he's still at the end it's like what was i choking on it coots to say

mate so the mystery will never be solved i will say uh this is from john michael says hi they did make um a follow-up them trying boba not making a mistake going you, you know, look, I can do it, and has made a number of memes about themselves. So that's why I feel like it's okay to laugh about it. Because it's like we're laughing with them now. This is being fucked up. Yeah. I've never tried this. Is it better to drink boba without a straw what i feel like i could regulate my boba

experience a lot better without the straw yeah you would have to i'd have to have about half of it first yeah but then you'd have to peel off that i feel like they like maximum security prisons use the adhesive that they get the the on top of the Boba cup with. When they put that shit on, it's like surgery. You never miss. That's so cool. Isn't it like a machine that does it? The place I go near me is, they just, they do it live.

They just slap it on, sticker mode. And it's a franchise. So I guess they all, it wasn't a share T I'll say that much. Someone said he's so obviously faking it for this. It pisses me off to watch it. You ever been on the subreddit and nothing ever happens. No,

it's just like, yeah. Those kinds of reply. Oh yeah. Nothing ever happened. You just don't have any life experience or memories. That's why you're like, wow, that looked like fun. There's no way that happened it's like if if if that was

fake i don't care if it's fake it's the funniest thing i've ever seen it's and it is also always the people are like yeah no way that happened it's like it wasn't like he was then like oh my god einstein's outside and he's applauding me yeah it's just like yeah i almost got in a collision but thankfully the the driver swerved out the way it's so funny because like it it's a generation where everyone has a phone everyone has like is is kind of conditioned to like turn themselves into content yeah and and we're filming we're filming strangers we're filming ourselves of course there's going to be lots of examples of things happening there should be way more of this yeah you by the way like it i know we're we're boomer mode i know we've officially gone boomer

mode yeah in this stage in our lives but it's in our jobs are posting what we do is post it is beyond me that i would like get a product i'm excited about to try and put my phone on this record me doing it like that's just like that could never happen it's like i wouldn't want to clean so badly that i would never do anything like that man i can't find if i'm not getting boba time i look like shit i'm gonna look so bad we have a few i feel like half segments of the show we've got like how is your week which is just how normally people have conversations and then um that's that's the ultimate like should we stop catching up and do it on the podcast one right i mean like hey what have you been up to stop stop no we can't that's content. CPM.

There's the bad podcast of the week segment, which Jacob has graciously pulled one. So I have no idea what this is going to be. So yeah, the bad podcast of the week. They're everywhere. Day is 6 a.m. to noon. And I'm not crazy. You're crazy for thinking it takes 24 hours, just like some dude in a cave did 300 years ago. My second day starts at noon and goes till 6 p.m. That's day two. And then the next day is 6 p.m. to midnight. What I've done now is I have changed

a manipulated time. I now get 21 days a week. Stack that up over a month, I'm going to kick your butt. Stack it up over a year, you're toast. Stack it up over five years, my entire life is different than it would have been otherwise. We lost him. He's gone. It's not, is it? It's not. It's not more days. It's not more.

I think. It's just not. It's not more days is the thing. That is deranged. That's crazy. What do you mean? Wait, his day starts at 6 a.m. Yeah.

And then. And it's noon. And then that's day one. But it's not. Day two is noon to 6 p.m. Right. And then 6 p.m. Right. And then 6 p.m. to midnight is day three. Okay.

But then I guess the third day is 12 hours long because then you sleep and you wake up. No, he only sleeps six hours a day. That's all he needs. Well, I guess he sleeps for a full day every night. That's kind of depressing. Yeah. Every fourth day he sleeps the whole thing right that is power like that's parody love that's what you need to do to be successful no my my days can beat yours because they're longer yeah and i sleep my days away and i'm and i'm fine i get to game out who's this guy i don't even know

this is a fakie do we get to fakie pod like a like a shot of a guy it's definitely looks like a talk the podcast is real the guy is kind of sketchy i mean who could have guessed my day is 6 a.m to noon and i'm not crazy you're crazy these. These guys always, the really wonky ones, like the really mental ones, always look like professional wrestlers. Yeah, they do. Always look like, he looks like The Undertaker, and I love The Undertaker, but he looks like him. Also, don't lead with, and I'm not crazy.

You are already responding, no one said that, and I'm not crazy. Yeah. He should be lifting someone up by their neck while he says it. And I'm not i'm not crazy if you put him in like a magneto outfit it just feels like it works charles yeah i'm not crazy in his instagram he lists himself as top five speaker in the world is what is his instagram oh he just has really good speakers ed mylet oh what it right you said that mylet mylet edmylet ed mylet no you you wrote it jacob in the the thing thank you you're a fan i think i guess yeah so you'll see i follow what

was the yeah what was the channel was oh laws of wealth all right ed mylet i'm gonna start describing my week in terms of the episodes why does this so i have a two-day week why does he kind of look like a joe rogan variant oh yeah dude they're just like a different wreck it's like universe three uh jay rogan you give him rare candy and then you can choose which element you want them to use yeah yeah no this guy's looking more and more like joe rogan the more i he looks like joe rogan ate nick lachette yeah fear factor crossover yeah what's what he's getting oh he looks like dr phil here unless that is the background is contributing i think oh what the hell why is in every like oh hang on is that him in a box

no shot rats that's not him okay It's not him in a boxing match. Okay. So. Is he using that thick neck product that like Joe Rogan, you've seen that photo where he's like stretching against the resistance band that's on his head to build neck? Gotta build neck. Become the throat goat. Oh, he's got a Twitter. Okay.

So as someone who, I mean, I don't post my own tweets very often. I think I've done it before though. Yeah, they suck. Yeah. i don't post my own tweets very often i think i've done it before though they suck yeah you don't want to right but this type of guy when you post i if you post a shit post i'm i'm with it i love following instagram accounts that post tweet shit posts but if you're posting your own inspirational quotes i don't know man yeah especially without like i can maybe get behind actual interesting photo or selfie twitter post another interesting photo twitter post like a little bit of spice and flavor yeah are these single posts or are these galleries of his tweets oh that's a good question well this one has an

arrow so i assume it's a gallery but it doesn't show that one on the top left did numbies wait can i just show that this is like Bob Marley, Steph Curry fusion? Oh, yeah. Plus Johnny Depp. Oh, yeah. What's happening? Depp trip. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. He's doing numbers, dude. And what was the like? Oh, 31,364 likes. One of them. Do I sound like him? One of the most. One of the most insidious.

Wait, what does it say? One of those insidious forms of child neglect is a parent who doesn't chase their dreams. He's a parent that doesn't chase. Yeah, so if you're a parent who's not chasing your dreams and potential, that's neglecting your child. Yeah. By like not being, by not having 21 days a week,

that's child neglect. By not like educating a child that there's 21 days a week and breaking their brain my child is failing his time class time class welcome to time class all right wait so there's this rule there's 20 minutes 30 minutes my morning routines are really detailed um i get up and i hydrate the second thing i do every morning is i do something cold something cold so whether that's i jump in the ocean because now I live in the ocean, but in those days it was taking a cold shower or splash.

Sir. Hold on. You, he, he let the mass slip for a second. He's like, Oh, but I'm not an Atlantean.

Yeah. Sorry. No, I, I jumped in the ocean because I live underwater. I mean, I, I'm not a fish that became a man.

No, no, no. I was not cursed by a witch. I'm why does he look like he has a buzz cut that's slicked back? How do you do that, dude? How do you do that? He's got that, I think you should leave.

His morning routine for each of the days with him. Right, yeah. Yeah, in the ocean. You're not allowed to talk about the morning. He's not allowed to talk about the phases of a day. The morning is two hours long. Yeah. Your morning is like

an hour and a half. Dude, the best time of the day is 6 p.m. sunrise when I get out of the ocean where I live and walk onto land like the first land-dwelling creature. I spend one of my three days

in the ocean visiting my wife. it's just some cold water on my face or walking out when it was cold it shocks our nervous system our fight or flight kicks in so all these guys talk about this i'm too much of a wimp to do it have you ever tried the cold stuff i used to do it uh you're taking a cold shower cold some like pretension like contrast shower I think it was

I got into that when we still worked together at Patreon yeah because I was having just like you know

fatigue but also I was almost always late to work I was like a little all over the shop and I wanted something to activate

tell you what mate it does work but it feels a little like chiropractic where it works in the moment because it's just like a satisfying thing that does i i didn't feel as though my day was made better as a result right right it felt like a nice way to kind of spice up my morning and a kind of a fun thing to get better at but i don't do it anymore and i don't feel worse the whole day because yeah yeah it feels very um

like uh what are those things uh nootropics yeah because like taking you know taking a nootropic and being like yeah yeah i'm doing i'm working on my cool brain yeah it's it's yeah i agree it's also it's grind culture i feel like it is always like unpleasant so it's cool this guy's for sure on like a like a he's for sure juicing right yeah and this also looks is this like good morning america what does this say i don't know we're at a cellular electric alive state i obviously do some prayer and meditation every single morning i've still not touched my telephone so there's a rule there's 30 minutes i cannot touch my telephone when i wake up that's the hardest thing to do in the world and the thing that could benefit you the most because what's ever on that phone you have to react to. And typically it's stuff that's not great.

And so I don't touch that. I do my meditation and my prayer and I do some stretching. It's a little bit of a self-report. I know what he's trying to say. He's like social media, has a negativity bias or whatever. But I feel like when I look at my phone, I'm laughing. I'm laughing my ass off at the fucking Boba guy. I think maybe, maybe this guy needs to curate his notification center a little bit. Yeah. Or hey man, put on Do Not Disturb. How about that?

And don't look at your emails until you're standing up i mean there's a little but you see these little disciplines like that aren't marketable they're not cool in the way that like every morning i wake up and put a bunch of needles in my head i jump off a cliff directly into the ocean i visit my fish wife i set myself on fire every day i break my phone in hand no piece of technology is gonna drive my life how often does this guy get in a cold plunge if it's every day he's cold punching three times he's always cold secret is he showering a quarter of the time technically in fact every week he spends a full day um i love him what's your what's the e oh and my lip oh it's a logo it's fun i was terrified when i opened his instagram page to find that three people i know follow him oh really name and shame jacob wait a second wait a second are they back home okay are they in the the sphere of like kind of manosphere people or like?

I will say two of them are like weightlifting trainers. Are they following Jordan Peterson? Most likely. Okay. Let me see who I know who's following him. We should say, by the way, some of the most wonderful people I know are very rise and grindy and healthy ways. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I almost feel like these are a little like how obnoxious

wellness marketing culture has ruined just like eating well and like being nice to yourself. I almost feel like rise and grind guys ruin the real experience of enjoying your work and making a nice morning routine and things like that but i wish that i could like have good sleep hygiene without also like you know buying one of joe rogan's kettlebells that looks like it looks like a ball sack or whatever he sells you know um i'm selling cum pills that make you cum every day all the time. No, stop. That's the hardest thing to do in the world. Is to be cumming all the time. Have you seen that clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger

from Pumping Iron? Like the original documentary that made him famous in the 70s. He's just, we should pull it up. Look at these weak boys on their phones. No, I was pulling up the- This is the hardest thing. I was pulling up the Ed Milet followers pulling up the ed meyer mylet uh

followers and so it's like there's one person that i think you know also jacob uh then the one guy that back home gary v who i follow for some reason um probably for content i have some very funny gary v posts that i've been saving do you you ever talk? I haven't talked about it. Will you talk about it on nights maybe? I think we may have talked about it on nights. In fact, I do have some more Gary Vee tea to spill. Really? On Sad Boys Nights, our Patreon exclusive episode that will be right after we end this one.

They were allowed to be a little less cautious on and say cheekier shit. That should probably be confidential. You're going to call that another kind of annoying internet person that everybody seems to love They were allowed to be a little less cautious on and say cheekier shit. That should probably be confidential. Yeah. You're going to call that another kind of annoying internet person that everybody seems to love that I just can't. Like one of these guys is fucking, what's his name? He just came up for a second. David Goggins.

Oh, yeah. He's like an OG one. Yeah. And like people are just like, he's so sick. He ran till his feet fell off. I'm just like, he like ran a charity mile or something for the Marines, and both his legs broke, and he kept running, and it's just stuff like this.

I'm like, that's not admirable. That's just like being addicted and obsessive. You should have stopped. You should have. Your legs were actually telling you to stop, if you can believe it. I was like, I'm falling off. You know who ran an ultra marathon recently cody co and he's not doing the like rise and grind stuff he's just like hey this is my hobby

he's like a pretty well adjusted guy by only yeah you're talking on the pod no oh yeah huh yeah yeah wow oh wait that's the one oh this you ever seen this no nice maybe i've heard about it so the mistake i made very early on is i set up sad boys highlights on the sad boys pod gmail yeah i should have set it up on under the sort of jarvis cinematic universe of all the channels because i have uh youtube premium on on that and so it means i have youtube premium on all of those accounts and when i'm on this specific one i don't have it i let me tell you i hopped in uh hey she's she's listening actually because she called us out for uh uh uh making fun of her i think one time and then like we didn't listen but sandwich we uh i hopped into a stream i rated

it hopped in there and a couple times when she opened a video she got an ad oh she was logged into the wrong account and let me tell you what a little what a wonderful little time i had calling her out um which is like by the way no one needs youtube premium uh but we work in this space so it's like it if we didn't we'd have to have this conversation every single time we watched a video yeah yeah it was arnold schwarzenegger in his 1977 documentary pumping iron uh and he's pumping iron if you can believe it okay he's pumping iron god It's still the greatest. Even liver king. Oh, that's such a big vein.

It was also public about steroids, which I really appreciate. The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles. And that's what we call the pump. Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles and that's what we call the pump. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as having sex. What?

What? The score doesn't change, the tone stays. It's's casual he's saying the most normal thing it's like coming is it's with a woman and coming okay so can you believe how much i am in heaven i'm like getting the feeling of coming in the gym i'm getting the feeling of coming at home i was not expecting him to keep i don't know if he means like feeling of coming at home. I was not expecting him to kick me. I don't know if he means like just having sex at home. It's very funny if he means jacking off.

I can masturbate everywhere. Anytime I want. Anytime I want. This is like heaven. You see what I mean? I'm in heaven. Backstage when I pump up, when I boast out in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling

so I'm coming day and night that's right 6am to noon I'm coming 3 days a day I love him well I shouldn't he does a bad shit so you know I'm in heaven

he would love the nut lady yeah he would love the nut lady. Yeah, he would love the nut lady. Dude, why fat her? She's better match. We've done it. The governator himself. If you're going to be steroids, you got to at least look like him. That's my opinion.

Yeah, literally. If not, what are you doing? Oh, yeah. I hold your bigot talk. I do some breathing exercises. And then at that point, I allow myself to enter the world after i've got my state controlled and i work out every morning except for sundays i work out every morning when sunday mate which sunday of the four yeah yeah which of the three sundays god i'm just i can't stop

dwelling on that because that's mental that is mental like saying it with if it weren't for the fact that there's all these obvious like very sincere posts now that would be a very funny parody oh yeah just being like yeah there's i rise and grind so hard that i i never sleep i'm like a cheese grater i'm grinding off my own my own head i'm ground he crappy day do what do this what crappy day anything that could go wrong has gone wrong technology broke down important meetings rescheduled how does he simultaneously look like alex jones joe rogan it's like yeah the undertaker it's like rorschach's mask yeah just shifting around like dr phil like he looks

like all these people he's the physical manifestation of a podcast. Yeah. One or two totally unexpected things that were crap. What is with this audio? It's crazy. It's like his mic or something. It's crazy that he would have listened back to it and gone, there's nothing wrong. Yeah. But this is his intent. Three things.

One, it helps you. One, I'm trusting my normal process. I'm not getting off my process. Two, I went and worked out an extra 20 minutes, changed my physiology, changed my state. And now when I'm working, I just put on really music that inspires me. That's what I'm doing. Yeah.

I put on some really music. Yeah. Okay. This isn't, this isn't, this isn't nice. This one's all right. This is,

this is fine. This is what I know. All I've got to say is making fun of some of his phrasing and I fuck up phrasing all the time. Hey, come on now. Yeah. Sometimes I fuck up so bad. I sound British.

Yeah, dude. I don't know what to tell you about that. Um, overcome your hidden addiction to achievement. You're not at least at multiple seven figures in this world. Sometimes I fuck up so bad I sound British. Yeah, dude. I don't know what to tell you about that. Overcome your hidden addiction to achievement. If you're not at least at multiple seven figures in this world, you are still broke. Trust me. You need to be in a big damn hurry.

Time is running out on you. There's 86,400 seconds in a day. For you. Yeah. For me, there's 25. There's 250,000 seconds in a day a day it almost seems unfair doesn't it he's got so much more time it's not fair did i do the math right these are the questions i my brain asked me i guess there's fewer seconds in a day no but there's more uh uh oh because i was just tripling it in my joke because we we were saying 21 days. That's not fair.

He's cheating. Stop lying to yourself. Wait, what's the emoji? $259,000. He's still got it. What's the emoji he's using? Oh, it's the Pinocchio growing nose emoji. Oh, yeah.

That's fun. The separator between me and you and people that win and lose is what we do with those seconds. And you're too slow. You're too cool. You're too casual. you're too slow. You're too cool. You're too casual. You think too much. You're too happy. You're too unbothered about making multiple seven figures.

You're spending time with your son. You're gardening. You're my grandma. Why are you not rich or grandma? You're having dinner. You're sleeping. How are you happy like this? You're at the gym.

You're coming. You're going home and you're sleeping. How are you happy like this? You're at the gym. You're coming. So. You're going home and you're coming. That would be so sick. That's his speech. He comes back around. Can you imagine I'm in heaven? My Schwarzenegger is coming home. That's crazy.

That was Kermit. I'm coming. I'm coming. Mate, why is mine so bad? What the fuck? It's like the most prolific impression in the world. Why can't I do that? I can only do Schwarzenegger going.

So what's funny is that he did that, right? But then he also made a video called Overcome Your Hidden Addiction to Achievement. There's one addiction that I see become so prevalent in our culture today that i do not see being discussed in the business world or in the personal development the self-help world because it's scary topic to touch on there can become an addiction to achievement that because yes why do you think that is ed mylet who do you think We're not fucking working hard enough and we don't have multiple seven figures. Why is he never in the same location twice?

What is this? He's on the grind. He's on the move. He's one of the top five speakers. He's coming. He's giving a speech. He's coming. He's grinding.

He's grinding. He's addicted to Xbox Live. He's addicted to coming. It becomes very unhealthy. If you're always focused on the product you're producing and the achievement that you must have, you lose focus over the product. An achievement like making multiple seven figures, I might.

Waking up four times a day. These are back-to-back Instagram posts. I don't under fucking stand, dude. You are implanting this in fucking 2.6 million followers brain hey you've got to stop buying this heroin from me you are why do you keep doing this and while he loads the needle you gotta stop taking the stuff there's a john mulaney bit in his newest special about how he uh was in rehab and he asked his drug dealer um, how did you become a drug dealer anyway? Oh, yeah. He's like, I wasn't one,

and you just kept asking me for drugs. Well, I feel like this is a good place to wrap because we've done both our recurring segments. We've done both of our recurring segments. This was recorded over just the first day of our day, and for the second day of our day, we'll be recording our Patriotic Sousa bonus podcast. Yeah, we have to go get in

and do something cold. We're going to go jump in the California snow real quick. Thank you for listening to it has to stay. Seamless.

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Your premium or whatever. Your premium or whatever. And then there's also a highlights channel where you can look at shorts highly edited shorts from your favorite moments from the podcast also uh long form edited cutdowns of episodes so like a little commentary video um and uh but you can actually watch the video. Not a lot of people know this. You can watch the video version of the podcast on Spotify. So if you are a person who does not have YouTube premium, which is like most people, um, and you want to listen in the background, which is something that YouTube mobile app doesn't let you do unless you are a youtube premium subscriber then you could just listen on spotify not to get you to go over there but i want people to know that you know you can do anything whoa jesus christ are you serious hey man do you what about me um well you you the thing is i have three times as many days as you no that's not fair man i can't

do anything my day's too long yeah i'm eepie stupid days it's so long i'm trying to get eight hours of sleep so i have to do that in six hours which seems unfair right um but this is it right there's no additional content say every week in any location right no no no there is additional content on patreon.com slash sad boys that's where we do an additional extra full length bonus podcast called sad boys night that's what the recording we do is for right right we've been recording it that makes sense today we're gonna do something fun well we were talking about no this one's gonna be we're talking about gonna be watching ailee video. Yeah. Going old school. What was, check the slides again.

I feel like there was a thing in there. Bam, bam, bam. Checking the slides. Bam, bam, bam. Looking at the slides. Looking at the slides. Here I go. To the slides.

We'll talk about the time that I met the musical recording artist, Robin Thicke. And I showed him Google Glass and he proceeded to be a bad person. And yeah. You can get that story along with a photo of the two of you together. Along with a photo of me and Robin Thicke where he's wearing Google Glass

and I'm not making this up. Patreon.com slash sadboys. Patreon.com slash sadboys. Anyway, we end every episode of Sad Boys with a particular phrase. We love you. And we're sorry. Boom. Boom. None of my nerd-ass friends knew who Robin Thicke was.

Robin Thicke buys shots for everyone in the bar. He proceeded to get so goddamn drunk. I was with my friend on kit and he had Google glass on his face. He puts it on my face and then like pushes me to talk to Robin Thicke. Cause I'm the only one who knows who he is.