Sad Boyz - Kurtis Conner Returns

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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Welcome to SABBOYS, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. Howdy. Howdy. I do that now. Oh yeah, that's his new thing, his new identity. Cool. Do you like it?

Yeah. Yeah. And for those at home, the hat is CGI. We actually paid the Marvel people. It's hard to tell because I'm sure it looks very good. And it's not just like a JPEG with the outline. Yeah, it's real good. We are joined by a very special guest today. We are joined by the one and only,

Sergeant Curtis Conner. At ease. At ease. Okay, okay, thank you. At ease, boys. Howdy, partner. Howdy. Thanks for having me, guys.

Thanks for coming through. This is your first, second time on the podcast, first time at the new spot. Yeah, yeah. Well, third time, I guess. the new the new spot yeah yeah last time we did it over the internet in the yeah the lost era yeah the e-zone forgotten times before we were funny I looked at one of those um so we have both been out uh for a couple of weeks though you might not have noticed it on your feeds but i got a surgery two weeks ago i was doing it

they realized halfway through he was not qualified i went underground for two weeks an underground jail for two weeks they just let him out they just let me out of my bed and so while we were out we ended up releasing on our patreon uh an old uh episode that was never released that we did with zach from the try guys whoa and it was on it was on twitch when we were doing the podcast live for like a brief period and like i remember that 2021 and but it never came out because the video sat unlisted on our youtube channel and then at some point in 2021 i got depressed and then never hit upload and then time just passed and it never came out and we literally had like what i thought was maybe a mandela effect

we were in a meeting we're like on the phone and went like what are we gonna put out it's not like a fucking episode no literally it's such a dated episode too because zach talks about quibi on that oh yeah yeah like he had a meeting with the quibi executives oh wow uh they you know evaporating that's so interesting what happened but in that episode in that episode we look so weird it's like it was like i don't know if either of us were taking care of ourselves but then also we have like a different yeah we have a different like palette swap of like hairstyle oh yeah that's true yeah this is odd i don't know yeah even the first episode that i that we did that i did on on your podcast even i like i don't like i think it's because i don't have any i don't have a mustache i just like

right yeah it's a different curtis uh era yeah yeah it just looks it makes me like sad to look it's like who is that guy era's tour guy eros tour starring was there a catalyst for you changing your look uh you wanted to look like i doves i think yeah yeah definitely wanted to do that uh i doves fucking he he did it was i it was i started yeah you start no no for sure every time they say what is this genre of man called oh yeah like you Yeah, you started it. No, no, no. For sure. I was the first. Okay, man. Go with me, man. Every time they say, what is this genre of man called? Oh, yeah. I'm like, you know it. You started it.

Yeah. I was patient zero. You were patient zero. That's the pandemic we're not talking about. White dudes with mullets and mustaches. I don't know. I think I, well, I started with the mullet because I saw, I was the season of Drag Race that was on. There was a drag queen named Crystal Method.

Yes. And they had like a really cool mullet. And I was like, I could do that. I think that'd be really cool. I saw that season actually. Yeah, it was a good season. Crystal Method was dope. Yeah, shout out Crystal Method.

And then I think I was just like, I think Jenna, like I really was like, cause I was like the must, it's like, there's like a weird time of like when it's like coming in. That's happening here right now. Yeah. This is the. Yeah, you're, you like, you, you know, dare I say you look like evil Jordan. What do you mean?

I'm just a regular version. Hey, I like Britain. Oh, shit. I think it's good. Wait, how do you feel about French people? My best friends. Oh, whoa. Things are not okay.

Cut the camera. Get this guy out of here. I literally just didn't shave while I was back in the UK. And then I'm like, let's see what happens. Because I also can't do shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's only there. On the chops.

In fact, I can grow this portion of my cheek and not the lower, which is the only part you need because like i i like only get like these little hairs up here that i feel like from afar give an optical illusion that something's going on but like when i look i'm like i could tweeze each one of these out visually yeah yeah yeah i can't i can it comes in there a lot and then, and on the sides, but they never, I don't think they're ever going to connect ever. It sucks. Damn. Hey, well, you could start, what's this style of guy called?

Yeah. Right. It looks fucked up. Yeah. Bad. Weird. Yeah, ugly. He's leaning into his natural hair growth.

And we don't like it. And we would not like it. Yeah, it's not okay. I think it's, it is a weird thing when you make any kind of like stylistic change especially when your face is on camera a lot yeah well like people will ask for context what happened was this you did this but someone else did this yeah who did this to you promise me you'll stop you've now had that look for uh quite some time yeah are you still

getting people going like what happened yeah yeah all the time i guess because they watch your old videos maybe they're like true i just binged your whole thing and they watch like like five six years of content and growth right and they watch them out of order it's like the heck is going back there was one i did a at jFL I did like this my buddies like podcast they did a live and they did like a Q&A thing at the end and the one one of the girls question was like I'm sure her worrying when she was like so is your haircut like good Joe she's like is it part of the the whole the bit and i was like no what's the joke i like the way i look yeah i feel comfortable with my old skin it was so mean i had to let

and to like not be like it took everything in my body not to be like fuck you yeah how dare you say no that's um what do you think my answer is i uh i'm like i don't want this person to feel bad but i was um walking at uh i was walking playing pokemon go had my uh had my airpods in and then someone like ran up to me and poked me on the shoulder. And I went, ah, because that's terrifying. Because I didn't see them. They like approached from my blind spot. And you were in Pokemon World. And I was in Pokemon World.

I'm an easy sweater. So like if I'm out and about and I'm playing Pokemon Go, I'm walking at a brisk pace. I'm sweating. You know, I'm in my own little zone right and they were so nice and they just wanted to say hi and they just wanted a picture but like the immediate like feeling of like someone like pokes you and you're like ah and then they're like can i have a picture and you're like yeah yes yeah for sure sorry let me shake off whatever

is going on right now i swallow this puke that's in my mouth sorry i think no no but it's like they meant they meant so well you know what i mean like yeah of course it's totally not a um like they didn't they're not a bad person they didn't do anything bad uh it's just like i wasn't ready like i'm not always ready to be a person right yeah yeah you're in pokemon go mode is this pokemon go part of the bit huh this pokemon go a joke joke no i i actually did get somebody say that remember uh someone tweeted um are you being paid to promote this because otherwise you're too old for this shit now i was like oh go all the way to hell oh wait yeah i think you told me about that yeah i just

responded like what did i even say like i just said that it was wild to be hating for no reason or something yeah they deleted it you got no uh they got no whimsy yeah yes that was the conversation we had that's what we said dude, let a guy have some whimsy. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, they got no joy in their heart. No joy. Yeah. I got that joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.

Down in my heart. Fright. Down in my heart. Preach. Come on, man. What is he singing? What is it? Huh?

What is he doing? Is that a song? I'm drunk, man. I think that might be an evil Jordan song. Yeah. Come on. From his timeline. What are you timeline. What are you talking about? Oh, whoa.

Did you hear that? He was not British for a second. Anyway, do you guys want to topple the government? No. No, me neither. Oh, wait. You seem like you might be into it.

I was saying something else. There's goatees coming. You can't really. No is kind of a one word sentence i yeah i was like doing the canadian pronunciation of no no oh yeah definitely no no no the canadian pronunciation is i would not like to like to absolutely no ever canadian themed gift whoa before we get into that we have a word from today's sponsor babble do you happen to speak any languages other than english no

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Gift guy. These are Canadian gifts. Please. He's all yours. So I bought this for you as a gift during my time back in the UK. However, Curtis Curtis being here, it's actually kind of relevant to it. Whoa. Okay.

Oh, I think I know what it might be. It's an ugly little guy. Asshole. I'm gonna write down what I think it is. It was like the newlyweds game. This is like a magic trick. Yeah. Look in your back pocket.

All right. Curtis, do you have any guests? So it's for Jarvis, but it relates to me somehow? It relates to your fine nation of French America. And you got it, where'd you get it? I got it in the Gatwick Airport. Okay. You didn't like that. Do you have a history?

You just didn't like the sound of that word it doesn't sound real it does sound made up um yeah that's like the smaller one right he throws the it's a smaller one it's in a place that makes no sense right a lot of pokestops let me tell you okay um okay maybe it's like um like maple syrup stupid answer stupid all right i like that guess i like that okay i'm not supposed to know i don't know a gatwick that's my guess don't say it out loud uh okay yeah that probably makes you probably i can't read it it's not your word let's go let's go dude it is a royal palace god phone box themed mini kit kat collection this is so sick which then later doubles as a piggy bank i guess oh an unbreakable you stuff your back in there it's like a like a cheese shredder yeah only the wafer gets in you just rub the kit kat you eat all the kit

kat you poop poop them back in or the put the wrappers in there as is the british way but yes um dude that's oh by the way of course because we connected over the canadian kit kats now they're superior they are superior yeah to my recollection they tasted like the kit kats i grew up with so i'm like okay is this a deviation on the part of america or is this just like the power of european influence do the european sanctions on america mean you can't get good ones is brexit gonna ruin kit kats it probably is somewhere along the line literally tariff related oh yeah dude i thought i was going crazy when i had a kit kat in america for the first time because i was like yeah i was like what the am i like i don't know like is my

state of like covet or something you're like why can't i smell this yankee candle yeah or this kit kat bar maybe i should get vaccinated yeah nah never never the jab yeah sorry start flashback to when i recently right before the surgery got my flu shot and my like the uh new covid booster i thought you were gonna die it was i got him both in the same arm too on the same day on the same day i was like is this cool to do and they're like yeah and i was like okay and then i was like it wasn't cool it's cool to do it's possible i don't know if you should do it yeah it's weird the hit rate that medical professionals will have on like a the confidence in a question how wrong it will be it's like hey is this right and i go like who's to say no no no it's not it's not my body yeah i don't care

i i was telling my um my ear nose and throat doctor who did the surgery for my nose well i got a septoplasty for those who aren't in the know to fix my breathing through my nose which i've never done well i never fully been able to do like i can't get enough oxygen to like sustain i get like lightheaded if i breathe through my nose and i can't i mean like i went to my post-op yeah what the hell i went to my the doctors in there i got i got a septoplasty with the turbinate reduction which sounds like a fancy dish we have a septoplasty and it's like my nose with like a purple sauce mixed to it. We have caviar on top of it. We have Kit Kats that are good.

Yeah. And I was telling them that I was getting dizzy when I would turn my head sometimes. And you know, like your inner ear is like where like balance is like. Yeah, like fluids in there. Yeah.

And I've had like a litany of ear troubles in childhood that don't really bother me that much now but whenever i get a cold i like get crazy fluid build up behind my ear so i assumed it was something related to that but um i told them that i was getting dizzy and then their response to me was that i had um bad head like like just going back to like doctors having um bad we talked about uh doctors having bad bedside manner but this was just a situation where yeah i was like oh yeah so i'm getting kind of dizzy and then she's like yeah for the benign positional vertigo you're gonna want to want to Google E the E plea maneuver. And I was like, I'm sorry. Yeah.

English plea. Yeah. The nose is bleeding. I'm like, just level with me. Like, just give me a little bit of the, I'm, you know,

I like to learn. You could give me, you could go, Hey, so you being dizzy like that, that's a form of vertigo. That's not, that's not that big a deal.

Well, they don't want to teach. And it's based on your position. So it's positional so it's benign positional vertigo and i and then i'd be like oh okay that makes sense okay got it but then i had to go like do research afterward to like translate what the doctor had just said to you yeah and then there's apparently some sort of exercise that you can do called the eepley maneuver that like helps you with that the eep manoeuvre yeah daylight to you that's not really I do the EP manoeuvre every

time that's why you can breathe so good yeah you haven't slept dude I haven't slept you're doing pretty well I am so freaking getting the sleep study and being like so what do I what do I do yeah I like oh is keep my eyes open. We all lie down and we just close our eyes for a while. And then when your partner wakes up, you pretend you slept because you don't want to think

you were in a coma. Oh man. I, damn. Yeah, that's like, I feel like it is me when, it's,

when doctors do that, it's like, I take it as an insult. Yeah. It's like, how you, you, fuck you.

Like, yeah. Tell me what it is. It takes two more additional seconds yeah because when i think they get a thing out of out of some people being like what is that and they go oh you don't know what a bilateral mr school can you help me yeah we're like i don't know yeah it's like when someone says they have a problem with their phone i don't like go into a technical description of why the issue is happening yeah i was like oh the internet's

not working oh well there might be an issue with the certificates or maybe like a cps um no it's like and then i go my brain it's growing i'm getting stronger i'm nutting um uh what the what the hell are you yeah man all right. Rats. All right. Okay. Jesus. Sorry. Whoa. It's about something else. Ask how I am and then insult me. I'm the evil one. Dude, but anyway, how are you, you piece of shit?

I'm good, guys. Yeah, I'm good. I'm happy to be here. I'm having a great time until like 10 seconds ago. Yeah, yeah. Now that tracks. That tracks. Is it mainly, I know you're doing some shows and stuff, but it's mainly a, is it a leisure

trip mostly? It's like a, you know, half leisure, half, like it's like a little press tour, I guess. A little press junkie, if you will. Because this guy's, I mean, I don't know what we can talk about. I have a comedy special coming out on November 10th. It's called Keep Busy. It's on November 10th. It's called Keep Busy. It's on November 10th. Ooh, Keep Busy.

That's a good title. Thank you. Dude, I'm a judger of stand-up titles. Been it for 20 years. Yeah. There's some good ones and there's some real stinkers. You can say they're doing one where your arms are crossed and it's called Triggered?

Okay, hold on. Can we talk about this for a second? Because cancel culture is not real. Do you remember Shane Gillis? Yeah. How he got canceled? He got taken off of SNL. And now he's the top.

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yeah but also yeah because he was never real no but that's the thing it's like canceling is not real i think that that's like the main thing is like we talk so much about cancel culture and it's like these people are still succeeding and it's and i think that that's okay like if you if you learn if you grow i think that was like a decade ago or something it was like yeah it was a long time ago um do you uh you talk about this other special yes the council culture's gone too far yeah um oh beautiful okay that's pretty much the whole special is me uh sort of lampooning uh cancel gen z right taking a couple swings at them. Yeah. They're just not hardened like you

used to be back in your... Yeah, I can't say anything anymore. Yeah. You stumble lightly and bump your knee against the mic stand

and you're openly weeping and pretending you're not tough like it. You do the Peter Griffin. Was it... What's it like honing

an... It's an hour? It's an hour, yeah. What's honing? The one that I'm releasing on the 10th because I'm releasing it on my website

independently. Website? Name it. CurtisConnor.com Let's go. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, brother. I knew it.

All right. So that one, it's like the, because we might put it on like a streaming service like down the road later maybe. But the one that we're releasing is like the director's cut, I guess. So the full thing. So it's like an hour 10, I think.

Which is pretty crazy. So you've messed up. Who's this guy thinking he's doing an hour 10 of his own? I went long. In his own special. Sorry. I like doing that thing. What the Chappelle people do are like I'm just gonna keep

going I don't care yeah but it's your show and it's dead but it's telling me to get I'm really excited so everyone watches it you do it in Toronto yeah film it in Toronto the Danforth Music Hall let's go no music though no yeah dude out sorry um is that is that a venue that because you you grew up not in toronto proper but like yeah you know you i'm sure you went to a show a show or two in toronto growing up yeah did you see any like cool shows at the danforth and then you're like now it's me i'm right now i'm in the six yeah i saw i saw clero there that was pretty uh i saw um i've seen who else did i see i've seen a couple bands there it's like it's like a really good music yeah but i saw um terrible comedy yeah i couldn't hear any nobody was laughing that was an acoustics issue i guess i couldn't hear a single laugh yeah i kept playing drums over my jokes yeah nobody no one was there

um but no it was uh it's they just put like a bunch of chairs and stuff we had like fucking seven cameras and shit it was gnarly it was crazy i was so nervous it sucked it was like the most nerve like nervous I've ever been. You did a couple of probably, right? We did too. Yeah. And the first one I was like,

I don't even remember it. I was like, yeah, I was so fucking scared. That's how I feel. Watching the footage back and you're just staring out. Hour 10.

I guess I'll keep going. Yeah. Is this crushing? Oh. Yeah, you look back. Jenna's like, you're a killer. You're like, I keep going. I should keep going.

Thank you, I should do another 10. Jenna's got AirPods in. No, this is just, I'm on the phone. Yeah. Watching the Shane Gillis special. Yeah. And what's your real stand-up guy? Is she an actual funny person.

Wait, is it... Do you find any, like, aversion with watching other specials? Like, at least while you were cooking with that one? Is it... Like, watching friends' YouTube videos sometimes is like, am I in the mood for this? Is it going to make me think about work? Yeah, you watch Demetri Martin,

you're like, what if I became a one-liner comic? Yeah, what if it was that guy instead? Right now, yeah. Yeah. Sometimes, yeah yeah i think for the most part when i do watch a special it's i don't watch a ton of them but like it's usually the ones i'll watch as people like comedians that i already like yeah and then when i watch them it's like it's sort of like an inspiring i guess it's like because they're like just super funny

and then yeah and it sort of like lets you think of how like different ways for you to write jokes and behave on a stage cool it's cool to see somebody with like the confidence too of like really having done it for like so many decades or yeah yeah sometimes you have like a story on a podcast later or something where it's like yeah i don't remember any of it like they had an equal level of nervousness right yeah yeah that's comforting yeah it was so scary because it was it's if it's like on any other show it's fine but like the fact that it was like i had i had like two shots at it yeah and then i walked out and i didn't get to like obviously see the crowd before i started filming so it's like they walk out and the crowd

is there and like the biggest fucking like camera I'm like the right the arm the fucking cannon like look like a satellite arm oh yeah like getting the like yeah like crotch. Yeah, that sounds terrible. Claro is playing. Is it a big venue? Yeah, it was like, usually, like, we had to do a lot of, like, kills, I guess, for, like, the camera. But it was, I think there was, like, a little under a thousand for each show. That's exciting.

Pretty badass. That's pretty badass. We had more listeners than that. Okay. Yeah, I've seen each show so that's exciting pretty pretty badass that's pretty badass yeah more listens than that but okay yeah i've seen no that's a big team yeah i mean like yeah i've got like more friends are like hundreds of them yeah i know i could yeah well if i if i was if i was allowed to say what i really want to say more people can't say anything. All right, here we go. I guess I'll keep going. Dude, being so nervous and fucking it up, but so confident. Like getting back in the bay and being like, I crushed it.

They love it. This edit is going to come out so good. What do you mean the edit's two and a half minutes? It's you, it's the intro, and then you leaving. It's kind of dead air. And then I'm gone. Ooh, dead air. Good title.

Yeah, that's a good title. No, mine's called Cancel This. Yeah. That's right. Okay, so there's a lot that we have to get to today. A lot of it is randomly AI related. Have you guys seen this AI high school photo trend? Yes, I think I have.

It's when you upload your pictures of your face and then it gives you like, yeah, like if you were like popular in high school. Right. Yeah. And so everyone's posting this and i didn't think anything of it or no the immediate thing i thought of it was didn't we all as a society get mad about ai photo trends yeah like six months ago and then like no these people look cool it's like and i don't even um i think it's just interesting how quickly AI discourse has evolved.

I don't know to what degree there is any potential art theft happening here. You know what I mean? Sure. Right. But, and if there is, then that's bad. Obviously, I'm anti art theft. But anything AI related like this used to immediately you'd have to address it you know i'm sorry i did the ai app yeah yeah um i didn't know i thought it was just fun

or whatever and then it's been like 45 seconds and then and now it's fine everyone i don't know how sick it is it's difficult to get around i guess if it makes you look cooler then it's fine it kind of feels like that when it's epic bacon yeah i still like i i'm not gonna run and do an ai trend because i don't know the whole history with the company and because i know that there's so many you know um there's so many opportunities for there to be a company doing bad stuff you know it's like we could very well hear next week that it's like oh yeah the ai high school situation yeah they actually stole a truck of the 1970s high school photos or whatever they had to sacrifice children into a printer yeah and that's how they got the photo like it's like yeah i don't

know right um but i i'm still steering clear of it but i just want to say that i'm not passing like immediate judgment on anyone i just noticed that i could have sworn that everyone was like anti never do this again i know it's doesn't it cost money too i think it does cost money but i mean the pictures are cool yeah so you're not accounting for the swag equity in bytonomics there's a lot of weight but on swag yeah i was a staunchly ai until a few that's not true but i was staunchly ai until a few days ago where i did generate a very funny and accurate image of crash bandicoot leading antifa and then you were like maybe this ai stuff is actually okay yeah i saw one i saw some pictures

sometimes you see some ai stuff you're like fuck that's awesome i have a feeling i know what you're gonna say is it the steve harvey i don't know why i felt dude have you seen them oh man steve harvey getting chased by like forest cryptids. And they look so real. Yeah, dude, they are funny. That's so good. He strikes a very, with his super white teeth and his super dog mustache he strikes a very good silhouette he does yeah yeah he's got a good face for uh for ai so it's like

the ai could figure it out immediately he's got a good face for the forest they're still trying to craft your mullet right now but the technology immediately clocked steve harvey's mustache the pc is just whirring and the smoke coming out it's like you can hear these pictures too yeah you can't i also hear like a high-pitched squeal or screech and then i hear the um the leaves cracking crackling under his feet and the classic steve harvey yell yeah yeah like when something's funny but this time right it's not funny and that's what makes it so creepy my favorite steve harvey noise is when someone on feud will like say the only obvious answer and they've been set up for it to be kind of risque yeah and it's like what's something in your pants that's long and when you're excited it's hard and then you know like a 75 year old grandma's like a penis and he's like

oh my god he like he walks away he like takes off his coat he has someone fan him off screen he says like doing a comical walk yeah yeah yeah oh i can't do that i need to be careful it falls off um oh yeah i should uh i'll submit these for review um i don't know if we've we could we could maybe we could show some of them i did get somewhat super mad into uh generating ai art on the bing creator okay when i was sat in the airport there's a bing creator bing has i guess oh right but i oh well it i i believe uh for for uh context i believe uh microsoft invested like 100 million dollars in open ai the company that owns like chat gpt or created chat gpt and dali and stuff so i think that they have some sort of partnership and it's using bing like we did that uh uh move that the movie show times conversation oh yeah that was through bing uh ai um i did have quite a bit of success with some of

them one of which was um a human baby with but with all the powers of a monster truck and it did pretty accurately fuse a human baby oh whoa somewhat convinced that feels like something that would be in twisted metal yeah for sure do you remember that yeah i half baby half baby half middle do you guys know the one that we can't show it? I'll just show it directly to you. And if people can find it, if they need to. Okay. Do you see the one that got Drake removed from viable search terms? You cannot use Drake in the Bing Dali search.

No. Because, and having used it, it's pretty strict on what you're able to get away with. It'll even just interpret the contents of the image, even if none of the language was bad and block it sometimes i don't know how someone got this but i guess with enough workarounds and adjectives yeah it's one of those things because like every every chat gpt thing there's always like somebody said that massaged it the right way and then got it to say like the worst hate crime ever right this is like crazy and i completely understand why they don't want to i'm really excited to see it what whoa what that's not at all what i was expecting but it's so strange it's

they i mean yeah i'll be able i'll just say they made an image where drake is doing something extremely racist yeah it's like it's a story about it all is that right yeah ai did this he should have done that drake the drake the type of guy to be super racist damn what a rough time for drake that was what that would mean was pig i saw a really funny one the other day it was like uh it's like the all those like cartoonish ones about drake and it was the one the one i saw it was like drake's the type of guy to catch a boot while fishing the type of guy to shake a tree in a bee's nest that one got me really good that's so funny the one that always stuck in my brain was uh drink the type of guy to go into a barber pull up pinterest and say like this

i i love that meme this is such an old meme but the one where um like it's like the guy has shows a picture to a barber and then it's the photo of oh yeah i don't think it's real i think it is like ai generated or just graphic design done but it's still funny it's a dumb joke it's so funny and dumb jokes are funny sometimes um do we we have i mean we talked about a little bit before the show so maybe we can just reiterate it maybe everything's been covered but the sniper wolf stuff is interesting oh yeah yeah sniper at time of recording it was what like not even like 12 hours ago it was last night yeah last night yeah yeah so i guess for context, Jack's Films has been doing a lot of content about Sniper Wolf. I think initially started because I was talking about how does Sniper Wolf get away with non-transformatively reacting to other people's content. um and then created a like bingo style game of which i am uh everyone talks to me tells me about because i did darman bingo for a long time on my stream uh and and i think it's like based on like

sniper wolf tropes um maybe they don't know that bingo was a game i think if he uses bingo baker i I will take credit for popularizing bingo baker. And I'll take his money. But then, I mean, I think just things, Sniper Wolf did respond at other points in time. I remember there was a video that jackson did like sniper wolf but every every time something happens i read a tweet she sent me tonight which is a very funny title for a video um but i didn't watch it yeah but then um so yeah there was some responding back and forth and i don't want to like cast judgment on i haven't actually seen

jack's content on sniper wolf i just know that there's a lot of it and that personally like gave me a little bit of a weird vibe but uh but i'm friends with jack i've like known jack for years and i've worked with him before so i'm biased um but then last night sniper wolf posted an instagram story where she was like my shoot is really close to jack's films house should i go say hi she posted on her instagram story it was like she's like it's like five minutes away from my so she asked her followers yeah so it's on them yeah yeah and then she posted an unblurred photo of the front of his house on instagram stories with the caption uh let's talk like adults or whatever okay yeah that's the adult way to do it

yeah i tracked you down like a grown-up so i like i will say because i i am not i have not consumed all of jack's films or really any of his content about sniper wolf so i don't know what type of stuff was inside of it i can only say optically from like the outside but it is not okay this should be obvious to post someone's house to your 33 million followers yeah or however many followers she has on instagram it's a lot how does she even have his address like how does she yeah who's just like oh yeah like someone just dms you by the way just in case you need it your shoes right by uh your shoot is right by his house there's a collab they were doing that would be the perfect what an elegant little ending that

would be about all the drama okay 5.6 million followers on instagram still a lot there's still enough people yeah she put and so again it's a little bit of a back and forth right now and i don't i'm trying to be diplomatic here i don't want to wholly paint a person at on either side as bad but i will say i don't agree with certain actions uh sniper wolf posted you i stepped in shit and then people who talk shit in dms and then suddenly become the victim when i say something mean back what that what the fuck you didn't say something showed up to his house and posted it to five million people and then jack this is like the i feel like the closest we ever got to drama but i think the ultimate act is like don't do this like doxing is never okay it's a huge it's a huge um safety. You know what I mean? And also there's people involved that are at risk that are not just Jack.

He lives with his wife. Right. You know what I mean? Like his wife, Aaron and their dogs. And like, it's like not, I don't know.

It's just, it's a very out of line move. And it's also odd that there's two, at least so far, and I think, you you know quite possibly never any repercussions on the part of youtube or any kind of punishment by youtube for this kind of a lot of people i've seen a lot of people they're like tagging youtube and like the youtube creators because they always promote sniper world and shit so it's like yeah they do so it makes sense to be

like yo this person on your platform is like doxing other yeah and so and so then uh jack tweeted that he that she doxed her and said it was violating and gross whatever um and then he kind of made his points about stealing content but then she posted that and said this creep has been harassing me for months then plays victim saying i threatened him when i just wanted to talk to him i have all i did was tell people his address and he's being weird like he's to be clear she posted an unblurred photo of his house his house number is there you can just figure out where he is not yeah that doesn't mean you want to talk yeah that is like pretty threatening yeah like a sniper scope image of you having dinner like i you want to talk yeah that is like a pretty threatening yeah like a sniper scope

image of you having dinner like i just want to hang out man that's like what a serial killer in a movie yeah that's what the sniper in sniper war yeah i just want to talk um you've generally been pretty insulated from that kind of like online conflict stuff and like i don't remember a curtis rivalry or war yeah yeah i don't think i can't really remember one either i mean i i also haven't commentary definitely has like a degree of yeah distance at least from like influencer yeah competitiveness maybe is the best way to put it yeah i don't think i've ever i'm trying to think if there's anything that was like i know there was like a little bit with like fresh and fit but like that was like all they did was like make some like and they're awesome yeah so yeah i'm genuinely a fan of jealous i guess it's the program yeah i was just mad that

they're upset that they're mad at me you know what's really funny is the the people yeah freshman fate got mad at you uh logan paul's pokemon crypto guy got mad at me collectibles collectibles guru sent me a bunch of dm saying i was lying uh and then he went and did another cryptoscape just to prove this is what it would look like if i did do it see yeah he told me i was i was i was like demeaning his good name or whatever and then he went on to defraud more million dollars so he's fine i of course i'm a frequent and consistent victim of the iggy azalea stan culture right right this has happened in the past which i did not know existed until i ended the fray it's a war i didn't know was happening yeah this iggy azalea i want to finish this sniper wolf message because it is interesting to me i have no ill intentions period sniper

wolf said this okay it's so sad when people have to constantly create drama to pay their bills and i'm like i i do feel so first of all neither of these people have to create drama to pay their bills they're doing just fine uh without without drama and historically like i don't know that jack has been in drama uh and i again am not like saying that his actions are perfect here but i don't know that he has a history of like picking fights with creators this is this seemed very out of character which is kind of surprising to me but um but then also at any point you posting this after posting his house is wild to me yeah yeah yeah you kind of lose any sort of ground to stand on yeah you do that i have like more respect for just some old school villainy yeah don't try and backtrack now yeah yeah go full full tilt with it go crazy

here's the address again by the way yeah don't be there right now i want to chat yeah i'm doing a meetup it's your house doing a sniper wolf meetup at jack's film's house yeah it's pretty crazy that that was her response of like of because like the his whole bit was like i think i think was like i think the reason he was doing so many videos about her is like the parody of her style of content of uploading so much. Yeah. Right. I know the thumbnails of her like hogging. Yeah. Yeah.

So I think I see what he was going for, obviously. But and I think I think a lot of stuff was developing the past few weeks and months where it was like like bubbling yeah and like people were she was like cutting stuff out of videos because people were like finally claiming of their own tiktoks and stuff and like yeah a lot of people were like finding weird stuff about her videos so i think it probably just reached like a tipping point where yeah it like, it's like, I have to acknowledge that. Like, um,

I don't want to seem like we're taking any harassment of women lightly here. And also like, it's, it's tough because sniper wolf has a gigantic platform, but is also a person. And it's like, it's not like, cause I've done darman bingo and i did it for a long time and the only reason i stopped was because um uh out of solidarity with the striking

uh darman actors who got fired by him and which is another like i guess swirling element related to sniper wolf is that she still frequently does darman collabs true there's neither here nor there but that's just an interesting kind of like through line but but yeah so so it's like for me i was like making fun of the show and and and the tropes of a show that is like written and produced and right never like making fun of the actors or anything like that but um i have to noodle a lot like it like i totally see where you're coming from where it's like making fun of the volume of the content but it optically can you know i i can totally understand if with like if you're a woman online and you see this dude's just making like yeah 30 videos about yeah that's a bad look for sure it's a bad look and it's like no i my pants ironically it's like, no, I shit my pants. Ironically. It's like, it's a shit all over the floor. Yeah.

And it's like, I, um, again, like, uh, I know Jack, so maybe I'm giving him too much of the benefit of the doubt.

Like I'm biased, uh, but I haven't spoken to him in a long time. Um, so I don't, I don't know anything about this, but, um,

with all that being said, the latest post on sniper wolf's instagram is a selfie with we show up to your house wyd okay so who's the other person is that maybe a sister or something but it's jag i don't know if like making light of

that this moment it's like what is a very serious action is It's Jag. I don't know if like making light of that, this moment, it's like, what is a very serious action is maybe the right path forward. You know? Oh, like, like being like made in a meme of like,

we show up to your house. What do you do? Right. Be concerned. Yeah. Pretty bummed actually. Reach out to YouTube probably. First and foremost. I'll be right back.

You guys keep talking. All right. Oh, I don't like this oh this is stupid ow it hurts do you ever get people pushing you to move to la um sometimes yeah i'm not pushing i think a lot of people are like i think people vastly exaggerate how awesome it is out here to try to get me to move here it's nice but like yeah i really like being in toronto yeah i really like being in my house with my wife and my dog it's actually fine you can't go it's actually great um yeah yeah it's just me uh yeah there's a lot of... I mean, it's... Usually it comes from people who are like, you know, trying to be like supportive. It's like people at like an agency or something.

Dipper. Mr. Dipper. Well, well, well. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I know Dipper wants me to move to LA. Wasn't it you and me that talked about like you'd never notice that all of your road signs have like a crown on them? Yeah, I've never noticed that and everyone we've had other friends like stay with us and they say they point out to like i love the crown and it's like why the

how does how do people notice i've never seen a road sign they have yeah that's just how they are i guess that's all you ever would have known yeah yeah they always and then i come here and it's like these aren't royal roads at all this is bumpy yeah where is she yeah it's weird do you have the queen on money we have the queen on money jesus i think that she's on the 20 i think she's on the 20 bill i have such bad news man what she bit the bullet that's not real she was she didn't win the election she lost to that little baby or whatever little baby liz truss i'm talking about liz truss okay little baby the rapper well they the baby one uh no i mean so in the uk you currently have to i don't know there's like

a deadline some point i think it's next year. Oh, yeah. Where you have to trade in all your money. Right. Cash. Current kings maybe not got that long of a threat. But like maybe not got, you know, many decades left. And then I believe the baby becomes king or whatever. The little baby.

At which point, can we get a baby on the money? Yeah. Baby no money baby baby yes money yeah i wonder because i feel like it would go down in value i feel like if there was if the currency had a baby on it just a little kid it's like worth less i think yeah because that is just having images of someone else's child with you all the time. Yeah. In your wallet. You want to see the pictures of my baby?

That's a fiver. Look at my boy. I always forget that like most dogs are huge. Yeah. And like I'm so used to my tiny little dog. I see a big dog. I'm like, how are you the same animal? It's so weird.

We're like Kiwi could get, I'm like scared sometimes when I see like a big bird i'm like how are you the same animal it's so weird we're like kiwi could get i'm like scared sometimes when i see like a big bird fly in my back so you like pick kiwi up and i never see him again have you ever seen an alaskan malamute uh no i don't think so they are they look they look a car they look like an arcanine like They look like a legendary Pokemon. I remember one time, Dipper's a pretty confident dog. I remember one time he saw a Malamute for the first time. He was much smaller, but his eyes went back and he was like,

what the fuck is that? Cthulhu. He was like, there's no way we're the same species. It's weird that you take them to the same like person like the same kind of doctor it's like a gigantic husky holy shit whoa yeah damn sitting next to a person is crazy yeah some dogs are too big i'll say it's not a dog yeah you could put a saddle on it looks like it's really close to the lens it would be so sick if you were like a kid.

I don't know if that would hurt their backs or whatever, so don't get on me if this is animal cruelty, but like in my head, in the cartoon mind that I have, it would be so sick to have like a little baby like right at the school. Or like a little monkey. Riding it to school. Monkey school. He's laughing at the idea. he's literally ruffling he used to hate being on his back and now he just like lies around on his back or he'll like run up to you and like

show you his belly oh wow very sweet i'm like very happy about it because i think it just means he's gotten comfortable yeah i think that's why they say that dogs do that yeah i don't know how they would know that but he used to used to be very, they tell him. I've got information. They do like an exit interview. Yeah. But anyway, I need to ignore him or else this podcast will just become about him. Oh, yeah.

Which is just, which is people like that. He's got enough podcasts dedicated to him. What is the will smith drama oh this so this is something i added because i thought um it's something that has been kind of on in the online discourse for so long and recently and obviously it escalated with the oscar slap but then um so ever since the oscar slap i feel like there's a certain type of dude online usually who's like women just want to tear dudes down who are like who are like this woman hates will smith and she never because she like always talks about tupac because her and tupac like dated and stuff yeah um and then but then recently recently uh jada pinkett smith started doing like a press tour where she's like gone on record and it's been like will and i have been separated

since 2016 what did he hit just his face on the table oh jim are you okay you smack your face silly guy he's right so she's been going around saying that they're not it's like it's like okay they've been separated since 2016 and then every other interview headline i see is like she says in an interview that like tupac is her true soul bait and stuff and i'm like why is this why are there so many head like why is everybody why is this why are there so many like why is everybody why is she doing so many interviews and why are they all about this like usually a press tour is to like promote something yeah coming out who's your soulmate because i'm so personally like allergic to like immediately jumping on that bandwagon of like whatever but i'm like i i'm like what is the purpose of all of this yeah what is the press store for um but is the press store for i don't know well what was i don't

actually know but that's the thing it's like if if you're on a press tour for something and all the headlines are about how you don't like will smith then it's like is it effective or is that a failure in the media i don't know i i don't want to again pass judgment where i don't like Will Smith, then it's like, is it effective? Or is that a failure in the media? I don't know. I don't want to, again, pass judgment where I don't know enough, but I just found it so wild that like. It is pretty interesting. I saw, yeah, I saw like one quote from her, I guess, that was like, they were like long split up when the slap happened, I guess.

Right. And she was like, oh, he said my wife. And it's like, we haven't called each other husband and she was like oh he said my wife and it's like we haven't called each other husband and wife for like so many years right and i was like oh damn that's crazy but also a romantic gesture we know yeah far too much about this family yeah that's the weird part about um i guess just like when you get to that level of celebrity i think there's like there you i guess you kind of have to talk about your personal life that much like when you get to that level of celebrity i think there's like there you i guess you kind of have to talk about your personal life that much like do you it's just weird because that's like the last thing i would ever do yeah is be like talk about the inner workings of my family and relationships especially when like your stock and trade the thing that got you to that level

is pretending to be not you yeah you're like you're here you are specifically actually haven't called each other honey bears 2016 yeah it's like is everything okay yeah don't worry i'm still extremely rich yeah it's just so weird to be in that i don't yeah i can't even imagine being that level of famous and then yeah it's having everyone talk about your relationship like that yeah and they're not helping it they're not helping it because like they've also like made their kids famous and stuff too yeah i don't they had that show where they just like had did like a like a family therapy thing they just like talked about each other right like family meetings but isn't it like red red table talk or something something that. Something like, yeah, that is truly brain broken.

Requires so much exposure to an audience to the point where you forget that the audience is also people and that it's strange. There are people that don't do that. That like when you market your children by naming them after yourself, like, you know what I mean? When the marketing begins at conception, then it's like's like well if we're gonna have family therapy what we're not gonna monetize yeah it is kind of funny but like i don't know why they why the uh the smiths

named all their kids after their names you know like will low jayden um and then there's the other one too who's like uh will smith jr fresh what's his i don't remember what his actual name is because he's the one that's not uh his name is legend he's not he's not the one yeah i am i am legend he's the one son who's not like super active in hollywood but he was in like the just the two of us video and stuff that's the dream but i know it's just it's to be cropped out of photos with them you know you get to go to the premiere but if someone sees you they're like is he a backup dancer for someone right yeah like the but he was with will's previous wife it's like that third uh you got you guys on the property brothers yeah you guys know him you oh you know of them you know you know of the third the secret

property brother the third one like the bonus j of the third, the secret property brother? The third one? Like the bonus Jonas? Yeah. There's a third property brother and he's like emo. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah.

Can you look up the third, the extra property brother? He hates houses. Yeah, he's homeless. He's an anarchist. He doesn't believe in private property. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's old.

Wait, he looks cool. He's badass. He's like the bad property. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's all. Wait, he looks cool. He's badass. He's like the bad brother. Yeah. Whoa. There's the other, the bonus one. Is he? Relax.

They're not triplets, right? No, I don't think so. Oh, cause they're twins. Yes. Dang. That's rough though. If you're like a kid minding your own business, don't know who was first but imagine you're a kid minding your own business and then your mom

is like twins and you're like what everyone's gonna love them more you're making two best friends you're making me a third wheel you hired two best friends at least they aren't gonna become famous Um, you, you hired to, um, well,

at least they aren't going to become famous. Oh no. And they're in part of the fact that their fame is that their brothers and people are just going to assume that I don't exist. Yeah. He's like emo though. He kind of looks like, yeah.

Oh yeah. That's a good one. He's got Anthony Padilla's haircut from. Yeah. Shout out. Yeah. Shout out Anthony. oh yeah that's a good one he's got anthony padilla's haircut from shout out yeah shout out anthony both have covid right now so get get well soon fellas look at the picture to the left of that or it's just the property brothers have one and two next to them and then the one in the middle just you don't know what the fuck this guy we. I don't even know if there's numbers between them two. What the... That's such a weird way to label a picture. That truly does look like they don't know how to count.

One fucking... Something crazy. One C. Goddamn, the Purpity Brothers are so handsome. And this guy too. Hey, don't you yeah the third one is he's got his own thing going on that's also there's a picture of pete wentz there i don't know why he was there what is going on it's ai yeah but that's a

there's another property bro um do you think you'd be incentivized to get into property development if because okay he does look like the youngest so i feel like yeah to have two older brothers who are property uh management moguls i i would definitely feel a lot of pressure you know i'd have to get into the family biz the family legacy he goes off to live in the woods forget this yeah you've got it you're like the opposite? Yeah, what's the opposite of real estate? Living underground. Yeah, he becomes a crab person. He's the, um,

uh, he's the pyromaniac brother. Levels houses in the ground. Yeah. Destroy property. No. He's the evil one. He's got like a bulldozer. Do you know have to go T he's the evil one. Yeah. He's got like a

bulldozer. Doing that little line of TNT. Like a cartoonish. Yeah. Every time his brothers fix a house he demolishes it.

It's weird that TNT is real. Do you know what I mean? Doesn't that seem like from cartoons? Yeah. And it just looks

it does look like that. Is that TNT right or is that is that something else? What? TNT.

Is that Michael Douglas? Yeah, it is. I'm going to try these Kit Kats, by the way. Oh, please. A little mukbang. A little mukbang. Dipper, do you want chocolate? No.

I have a second gift. I have a Pokemon related gift. Oh, what? Whoa, what? I don't know, Curtis, if you have already acquired one but i have mr mimes to trade they are european exclusive pokemon for some reason i guess france maybe okay that makes sense regional exclusive if you guys need to fill out your pokedexes and this is for pokemon go yeah i want your go i want your mind junior for the

the low low price of i mean anything i'm not doing well any cash i can you can kind of throw my way would actually mean a lot okay i'll redownload it because i haven't downloaded it yet i didn't have mr mimes or like what's the point do tomorrow's community day we're gonna get litty hi buddy oh uh-oh how many steps whoa whoa of all the things to knock over that was a good choice yeah good good choice all right do you get a lot more steps now that you play pokemon go the graphs are crazy i mean i just had my surgery so i was like not moving but the pokemon died they're like come back we need you Pokestop, please. Check this out. Spot on this graph when I started playing Pokemon Go.

Oh, wow. Yeah. It's like for, I was averaging like 33,000 steps a day, which is like, it was a lot of miles. It was like at least 10 or more miles a week. Holy shit. Or a day. That's like a half marathon. I know.

Yeah. I was walking a lot i i'm toning it down but like the past like if we go to this week i've started getting back into it and uh-oh that can't be real that's like 42 000 that can't be right yeah uh oh wait this is september you know that probably did happen actually whoa for that was a crazy day um but wait let me go back yeah so like this is where i'm at right now because i'm easing back into it okay tomorrow's gonna be crazy though but because we uh we're on our pokemon shit recently uh we played a game last last episode where i found a guess that pokemon quiz game and because jordan's like uh obviously like familiar with pokemon but wasn't

like a mega pokemon nerd like i am it was like really fun to like put it put his knowledge to the test and i don't need to check yeah don't check pretty good but he did list he said agamon for a lot of years and it was that was wrong i like where your head's at i think you're right yeah i think that's right headcanon crossover um naruto um inuyasha can we pull up the you have okay so there's nine generations of pokemon that's entirely too many yeah but you can choose which generations you want to be quizzed on okay do you have a comfort zone i'd say anything after like gen four is like dicey for me so we'll select gens one through four for you

okay um yeah i think i could do that what pokemon is that that's who is that pokemon oh yeah we can do we can do easy so that you don't have to guess the silhouette but yeah and then can you do i don't know on this one because i want to okay i thought it was but uh the things on its arms are weird no that's anti all right so. So we'll take off generation two. Should we do five or? Well, how about this? We'll do five with gens one through four. And then we'll do five for gens five through nine

and see if you get a single one. Okay. Now, how much money you want to put down on this? Oh, you put money on it yeah let's skip let's skip but yeah at home guess the over under what if you get less than five we you don't release a special yeah you actually have to release our special okay the day after you left the theater we walked in and recorded an hour and 11 minutes they told us it was the longest recorded you know on some of the biggest laughs if you check the footage is they're laughing because we're behind you going right making fun of you yeah you guys are doing silly faces

all right so let's do i don't know for this one so you can start fresh plus you need that one that's a gimme all right okay so that is poly wag yep uh yeah forgiving spelling nice 100 hit rate so far okay nice who's that guy uh that is oh man say it with confidence it's fucking you got it dude i i do know you know you for sure know it if you need a hint it's a very funny posture i've got a few hints i can throw your way that's uh uh yeah throw me throw me in do you want to know the letter it starts with yeah okay p is it pip love it is pip love let's go okay that's what i was leaning towards but i wasn't okay sick okay 200 hit rate oh fuck oh that's that's a that's like be be a hive Beatrice. Yeah.

Beehive ladies real close. So behave. It's Beyonce. So. So this Pokemon, it's gen 4 it evolves from combi combi currently spawning a pokemon go harvest festival event look it up combi so this has got to be some sort of variation on that it's got to be like actually no unfortunately yeah you would not guess it combussy or something yeah how did you know no this is uh vespa quinn okay this is the queen bee i definitely like battled a couple

of these no it's one it's one that yeah yeah yeah i've definitely encountered it but zero awesome all right that's pichu zero percent right what's it is that our fourth one yeah let's just do this one lot this is our last one for this one that's james the race is a pokemon it rocks the pokemon's so nice they changed it twice uh and that's espion yeah okay all right we know you know these guys yeah uh okay let's do let's do gen five through that's unknown r or is it p i can yeah um let's do gen five through nine and you just gotta name one okay this is this is like that uh that snl skit with bill hater and john belady where it's like um it's your wife's best friend oh yeah what is her name

oh okay this is a starter gen nine starter yeah brand new uh fuck no okay is it fuck finally so close yeah weird okay so there was quacksley and there was fuet coco yeah so that's two of three of the gen i'm trying to think of the other bad news is that's not this one. Yeah. So you're like, I'm, you know, I feel like I want to give you a 0.3 points or something. And it's like, is it like, It's an S right? Yeah. I know it's an s it's uh like is s star like i don't know it's like freaking slimy or something that's it

i'm trying to wonder what sort of tip i could give you um would you want the rhythm of the name the rhythm of the night uh would you want the rhythm of the name like i give you the syllables and maybe how it sounds or i could give you the next letter uh hit me with the next letter P fuck slimy is it like uh well there's gotta be a

fucking sph sphincter sphincter throw a sphincter. Okay, I'll give you the other hint. It's, uh... Pagabeebo. Oh, Sprigatito.

Yeah! It's funny that you got two letters, but making a nonsense sound was like... I just knew because it's like... It's how you say it. Yeah. Oh, God. Okay, this has got to be like uh

this one's got the one of the easiest to guess pokemon names right it's got to be like ducky or something yeah this one is fuck yeah let's go duxley or something duxley's good it's ducklet which is like basically the same you know okay that's like a friday night at the pokemon company we gotta get one yeah oh man what the hell i've never seen this one uh i think this one's scolipede uh s-c-o-l-i-p-e-d-e oh wow guys i'm fucking fucking nailed yeah i'm kind of a god pokemon okay this one is did you keep getting starters but like the game loves you yeah this one's like a fucking gen 5 starter black and white i think okay is it like sploink or something i think spookatito put you

in a box no no no no no no because Spoink is a different pig Pokemon. Oh, okay. Spoink is the pig Pokemon that's on a little spring. Okay, so this is like... But this is a pig Pokemon. With kind of a little spring. Yeah. Kind of a little springy tail.

Swine flu. You're thinking of Swineine up which is an ice another type pokemon this is pepig pepig fuck yeah you're right damn it damn it swine flu it's covid this one's tough this is genome uh i remember seeing this one okay it's gotta be like uh like k k i see this one honestly the dog in its is not really present in its name like i don't know where like you don't think of this pokemon with like a doggy type name right it's more on the ghostly side of things okay ghost dog okay yeah ghost dog way the samurai okay so it's like a uh uh hunt hunt hunty not a bad one so this one is i believe there's so i mix it up with the evolution but i

think it's graveyard okay like uh but uh take out the y jacob and then yeah it's grievard oh grievard okay oh do you know that one no do you know that one i recognize it it's a bastard looks like a i don't know i don't even know what the hell that is like it's like a um is that its nose it's like meant to be like a nucleus or something like that i'm trying to look at an eclipse this is solosis solosis yeah okay wait let me let me just let me jump can you do my oh do you know that one that's frigatito's third evolution oh god this is tough it's tough like i don't even know gen 9 that well i remember fighting it in the yeah in the game no gen 9 is because you haven't committed them to memory yet you know what what I mean? Right. Does it help if I tell you that the one I have in Pokemon Go's name is Buster?

That's your name? Get the game. My one, yeah. That doesn't help me at all. It doesn't? Okay, yeah. You shouldn't. Why would it? I'm going to go like Splunkeridom.

Splunkeroo. Let's find out. Okay, that'sdom. Splunker-Edom. Let's find out. Okay, that's close. It's Meow-Scarotta. That'd be fair. That's on Sprigatube. That's Talent Flame.

All right, Jacob, could you do me normal difficulty and then just do gens one through nine? I want to do a couple. So these are like the silhouettes? These will just be silhouettes. Whoa. If I don't get it, you guys are- What the fuck the fuck is elite oh it's the fucking cries oh yeah that's uh daru uh uh is it darumaka yeah darumaka so he's got like a scary smart are you m-a-k-a yeah you wow yeah okay this wretched little creature so this is the evolution of burmy uh which is name is escaping me it's like uh it reminds me of trash does it have like a trash like name

um burmy evolves into it i don't think it starts with berm but but it's like something why it's trash keep coming into my mind? It sucks. I think it's got to be... Alright, wait. I'm going to close my eyes. Do you guys know it? Sprawl? Yeah, we know it, but we'll let you go. You guys do I don't know and then tell me the first letter. W.

The first letter is W? Mm-hmm. Is it really? It's W yeah okay w w pokemon what's the what's the second letter oh oh yeah oh oh what wormadam yeah nice that is what the hell is that that's Basculegion was my guess so B-A-S yeah

that's it that's like a Rorschach thing that was released in Legends RCS this is BUDU B-U-D-E-L-U yeah

oh that's cute is that also supposed to be a nucleus that is well that's Floatzel I thought wait is that Buizel or Floatzel

I'm gonna say Floatzel it's cause Buizel's a little guy right Floatzel Z- thought, wait, is that Buizel or Floatzel? I'm going to say Floatzel. It's because it's taller. Buizel's a little guy, right? Floatzel. Yeah. Very cool. This is the grossest Pokemon ever. It's that new Diglett.

Yeah. It's Wugtrio. Ew. I don't think you can say that. Yeah, I know. It's so weird. She wug on my trio. I think I'm going to take the L with this one.

Let me think. This is going to be, it looks like it would be like a plant. It is. It's giving plant. I think it is a plant. It's serving. I don't actually know what this is. Can you hit?

I don't know. Oh. I just haven't seen this art. That's cute. Jolteon. Jolteon. Jolteon. Let's go.

I got one. Okay. So that was fun and now on the theme of pokemon we want to jump into a segment called uh let's open some pokemon cards that were sent to me by the pokemon company but it's not sponsored but also thanks for the pokemon cards the pokemon company please keep sending them yeah it really rolls off the tongue yeah it's been a long time workshop you said you liked names yeah i kind of i think i have a gift i learned that in early so yeah i didn't it's okay i don't want

to get back into it i had some feedback and it was not welcome yeah i shouted at him um my feedback was what sorry i didn't eat so today we're going to be opening some um we're gonna be opening some Pokemon 151. Let's go. Chris just took a photo of me. Not you. I took a picture of Dipper. What in the world?

Thank you. Get your head out of your ass. Let me take a photo. And let me take a picture of you. You're moving. We've got a couple of things to open. We've got an Elite Trainer Box, Scarlet and Violet 151. Dipper. He's going to eat the box. We've got an elite trainer box scarlet and violet 151 different uh

it's gonna be nice got the zapdos ex collectors box ooh bam bam bam damn the or again this is not sponsored i am just a nerd so uh one of my favorite things about the promos from this set is that they have the like a similar hollow pattern to the retro cards oh yeah you see that like on the borders and stuff cool it's like the cosmos foil from like base set too wow which i think is a little callback like oh dipper you were just chilling out dude he's being a little freak you were just having the yeah you like hit a spot and then you just started kicking my back ow ow I've also got some

just doing that for fun what a crazy dog he truly I mean yeah he could just swallow your dog yeah that's a crazy one I've also

again not sponsored but would love to got some dragon shield clears here just so that you can put these put these bad boys

in a binder or something. Shout out Dragon Shield. Nice. You're still pretty active in the damn scene. The damn COD scene. A little bit. Ah, jeez. Slowed down a little bit.

It happens. I also slowed down. Because, yeah, sometimes you spend a lot of money and you're like, why did I do that? Why did I do that? And you're like, let me just recharge. Yeah. Let me just take a little bit to forget what this feels like yeah you've like uh you've like burned your dopamine receptors opening cards um but the i i like opening the new stuff because it's like uh not as expensive as the old stuff and it's still super fun and also

we didn't pay for this uh not sponsored but also thank you but thank you maybe we start with the poster collection since it's got the gen 1 starters dude the camera on the new iphone is really good i gotta just what the hell here we go Wow Look at these guys Who the frig are these guys Dude you're supposed to know these So these are the guys Sprigatito

Uh Fuecoco And Claxley We're like some rip offs of those guys I think yeah so we're like some rip-offs of those guys i think yeah oh yeah one down you can only open you've got a guess for pokemon but it says the name right there learn to read dude i swear like uh i i need a pokemon companion game for every action i take in life like pokemon taxes pokemon sleep pokemon sex okay magikarp manky oddish uh meowth machoke dugong

hitmonchan. These artworks are awesome. Y'all. Kakuna. This is like a re-release of Gen 1. Alakazam, yes. Alakazam, yes. Let's go.

You know, fun fact about this that for reasons that we won't be stating at this current moment, this set has the first printing of Kadabra in like 20 years um all right i can go next yeah mike foley yeah this is just yeah this is the asmr yeah it was a boom like now we're gonna we're just gonna open up the pokemon pack you want to know how I got these sleeves? I don't know how I got these cards. I bought them. You got them at a card shop.

It is. Zoo bat. Primate, Meowth, Onyx. Sorry, I just go into the poker app sometimes. Goldeen. The art is so beautiful. Weepin' Bell. Gastly.

To answer your question, it is not a reprint of the base set or anything, but it's just a modern set that exclusively uses the Gen 1 cards as like a celebration of sorts. Protective Goggles. I like how we're getting the in stereo right now. Arcanine. Tentacruel. Vileplume Hollow.

For the reverse, sorry. Vileplume Hollow for the reverse. Sorry, Vileplume Reverse is what I meant to say. Bill's Transfer. Is that the Hollow? And then the Hollow is Machamp. So there's two reverses now in Scarlet and Violet. They added them. And there's also no non-Hollow rares.

They got rid of those. Interesting. Machamp, and that's it. Pretty goaded card, though. Pretty goaded. I do love Machamp and that's it. Pretty goaded card though. Pretty goaded. I do love Machamp. You know the nice thing about being two in the weeds with all Pokemon stuff is that my relationship with certain

Pokemon changes based on like different things I have in the game. Like I've been playing Pokemon Go with Machamp so I'm like oh I like Machamp. Even though it's card I'm not going to use it. I still like him. But I still like the guy, I like Machamp. Even though this card, I'm not going to use it. I still like him. But I still like the guy. A lot of history.

We go way back. All right, Jordan, it's your turn. What are you doing, dude? Can you just hop off? Thank you, sir. What the fuck is wrong with you? He put his ass in your face. All right, Jordy.

I'm doing the ASMR version. Whatever you please. All right. Okay, so today we're gonna be eating no no what are these for what are they there for you know they're tasting there's a game of course you don't and i should here no i don't so i taste them like to swallow you put your mouth you spit it out it's like wine tasting is there a professional method to opening the oh yeah there is a non-destructive way oh and non-destructive there is um yeah let me i can show you a little a little trick so if you let me just do a little tutorial here if you want to open up a pack without destroying

the pack this little tab you want to hold on to this guy and you want to pinch up here it like like so okay and then you can if you really truly don't want to damn it to pack but you know i get a little i get a little rowdy sometimes when i'm when i'm opening cards get a little excited the different gets a little excited too the meal is ready it's not a meal okay it's not ready it's not a meal okay it's a snack i don't know it's not a meal yeah it's something it's not even a half meal or any sort of meal and we don't know that yet because we haven't opened it it's just something to time over until dinner you can maybe tide yourself over with a game maybe play the pokemon tcg

if i had one i'd play but he's had one what what i have is some food okay all right pokemon okay i got a pokeball guys okay just uh just turn around yeah that's a code card so you can get a virtual pack those okay yeah uh pokemon so trading card game lights someone can grab that catch him eating this okay I think he likes it I can he's nobody to Entirely not what you're supposed to do. I print it. It's a Charizard. How did he do that? Do it again. Yeah, wait. We found a Charizard printing machine.

Ooh, speak of the devil. It's one and the same. Charmander. This Charmander art's very cute. Darmander. Hold on. Hold your horses. It's not a guild.

Spiro. Oh, that is cute as hell. Damn. Yeah, the art is just, it never disappoints in fact i wish i could get like prints of some of these i already have too much pokemon stuff but i'm like i want a huge painting of that on the wall something maybe in that style that's not exactly a pokemon but then i know is there that system where like six in or something is gonna the one that could be rare the last car so so they they've made it in the scarlet and violet um block that uh you don't there's no card trick the last card or

i mean it's like the last three cards are gonna be the the ones dipper leave it and those taste the best you can't eat this what is your deal how did you he's having the same problem as me don't need this paper okay oh dude i'm working so hard to try and get a good magic cup me too it's all i want in the world oh wait okay wait hold on we we should talk because i have a boatload of magic carp that are sitting in my tradables same here so we can just do a little talk off mic one two yeah let's talk off mic about that money you're still trying to eat the cards okay that's sick art yeah whoa cool i see something shining when i move the cards around yeah i don't know what's shining back there what is shining radicate yuck exterminate kill it furo there's another there's another by another reverse after that

yeah it's kind of shining huh yeah so this is a reverse hollow so instead of the the image being hollow the rest of the card is hollow it's like a passport and you can use it oh do that art so good thank you Q bone look how cubious what's up with you Q bones law every single one of them is wearing their mother's skull yeah no one asked questions that's cool and then yeah let's go change okay green energy then okay yourself a little energy green energy probably tastes like herbs or something um all right let's let's now now that we've done this

let's speed this up so i've got a new idea for round two which is going to be let's just do we're going to do a thing called pack battles what the a pack battle is uh whoever gets the best card wins pack battle smack ladle chap rattle packling battle packle battle raffling ladle eat the card i'll freak out brock is a monster um okay so what we're gonna do now so curtis you win round one because you actually got a uh i got ex i fucking killed y'all you dude hold on stop running i win if i knew we were competing i would have done better i would have pulled a better card he vomits better i didn't know this was a competition

comes out like a polaroid so what i'm gonna do uh what we're gonna do now the stakes or whoever wins the pack battle gets to keep the cards whoa but whoever loses has to do the podcast you can't leave the

pod what if we swapped podcasts that'd be fun yeah podcast swap like permanent yeah wait you do that podcast with Bobby all talk right really good point yeah yeah yeah every you always delete it you like ripped her off I mean I'm I don't want to go on record and say that but he's shaking did she did steal my fucking pipe. She did steal my flow.

She took your whole flow. I'm supposed to be the monotone woman. This guy has I believe 10 packs. So do I. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I have a 10 pack. Huh?

I have a 10 pack. You know how most normal men have six pack oh we all do i have a 10 pack all right so what i'm gonna do you seem so mad about it yeah because you guys didn't fucking believe me i don't believe you i mean i don't i'm shuffling up these packs there There's 11 of them. I have 11. Do you have 11 packs? I have a legitimately disgusting idea. There's one extra one on top.

Your heart. So we should each... Let's each pick three. There's 11 here. All right. And we pick three. So no one can say that... Oh, I see.

...the odds were not fair for them. So, all right, let's just speed open these. I'm not going to tell you what I get, though. We're going to do a blind reveal. Okay. So I want to see what I got, and if I got anything good, I'll present it. So this is like three separate pack battles, right? So this is round one and round two. this will be our last round I have

any fingernails shit so bad nobody's seeing this this was recorded that would be so ashamed you guys are so done, dude. You're so done. You've never been more done than you are right now. By the time you see my cards, you're going to be eating those cards. Huh? What's that? The dust of my cards, dude.

My cards are going to be made of dust. Wait, that's a fun idea. whoever loses has to eat the worst card they don't get all the nice ones the rest of us will eat yeah okay so this is my i've picked out my special card my special card we're selecting one from the three you pick one from the three okay and you present it'll be like a little contest. You have to present your card. Why it's the best. I don't have anything to bite my nails like a nasty little bastard. Oh, my God. God.

I pulled God. You pulled the God card. Yeah, okay. Here we go. Ready? Are we ready? Oh, yeah. Set.

Reveal. Okay. Oh, wow. Curtis is clearly the winner but rats but great choice of i mean we can all give a presentation for our pokemon can i ask of the uh of the the forum would this have been a better choice it would have yes but it still isn't as uh as rare as this guy in terms of the rarity tiers of cards but this is me too that is me too that's me too under yeah and this is i didn't pull anything but these these hollow um energies in the set are so pretty it's got a swirl yeah it's multiple swirls there's

right there oh yeah whoa right there swirl city dude and it is like the old school hollow pattern so it makes me happy cool that's why you picked that one yeah i want a deck full of hollow energies god damn this guy's so sick uh i picked mine because it was a really cool full art card war turtle he's um i think he's probably the coolest evolution out of the yeah the three there's a cool like little set of uh i agree actually oh you know he's probably the coolest evolution out of the yeah the three there's a cool like little set of uh i agree actually oh you know he's pretty badass think of the teenager era the middle yes you know i would say that gen one has the best teenager era middle evolution because all of it like war turtle sick yeah uh ivysaur edgy dope i don't know why not ugly yet because i'm like yeah yeah venusaur and charmelian is cool too charmelian's cool they're all like oh my older brother or something

charmelian's the cousin that lets you smoke weed yeah thanksgiving or something so yeah that's why i picked that one the artwork is really pretty yeah and it's a really pretty looking card yeah and then there's god packs in the set where they like you open it and it's awful arts that's crazy i know that'd be so maybe one of them is in there can you imagine all right well uh i'm gonna congrats curtis you're the winner of this thank you mr cool unless these two packs contain something even better. And then this goes to Jacob.

It goes to Jacob. It goes to Dipper. We got a Gerudo. We got a Tentacool. We got a Rattata. We got a Squirtle. We got a Butterfree. A Lapras. Cycling Road. Pidgey. Sand Slash Reverse. Jill Dolceon. That's a Jill's in Apollo.

Okay. I missed the reverse in there. Okay. Cool.an that's a Jill Dolcean hollow there's a okay I missed the reverse in there okay cool so that's not better all right Charmander Spearow

Bellsprout Magikarp Golbat Leftovers Persian Idarina Giovanni's Charisma Giovanni's Riz

Giovanni's Riz it's a full art trainer card it's giving daddy look at that actually it's Zadivani. Damn. No, that actually is a good pull.

And then this cute little dude. Did you get a hollow energy? Yeah. Oh my God, dude. This is a level of intimacy with a Pokemon. That pack may have been the most based pack. This is like an inappropriate level of intimacy with your pet. What is essentially an employee.

Yeah. The cat's an employee. Yeah, Pokemon's a kind of employee. Yeah, Pokemon, like, do their bidding. I guess that's true. Well, not Persian, though. Persian's, like, a lap cat. True, yeah.

I don't know, because... Curtis, you can have the cards. I win Curtis wins yeah alright everybody big applause for Curtis big applause

oh he's Mr. Good before we go I had a question I wanted to ask you publicly before we head on over to the Patreon

patreon.com slash sad boys do you like touring or do you like me do you think I'm cute or handsome? Yeah.

You choose. No, like the actual process. You decide, like the end of Rap Battles of the Night. Who is, who's next? All right, sorry, sorry. Like the actual process, because it's doing the shows, which is obviously like the incentive.

Yeah. But is there some kind of catharsis to like, I'm on the plane i'm going miles away to do my show i'm going right yeah i think in theory like in on a pure like like cerebral you know way is like it's like yeah vibes based yeah it's like it's gonna be awesome it's hitting the open road you know doing shows and then you you're on the road for like more than a day and you're like uh i want to go home yeah when i fucking my stuff isn't here yeah i hate or it burns down and i the crazy the toughest part is not shitting on the on the bus you're not allowed to poop on buses so what any tour bus you can't poop on yeah you can't poop on them do you have to go to a location like you have to get to the hotel before

no or like the you usually what happened is you get to a venue at like 8 a.m wake up at like 9 or 10 and you can't get into the venue until like noon or 1 so that's usually where you got to hold your poop until then or finally get starbucks that was the worst part but yeah oh plus you can't what's next can't poop on the bus. Can't poop on stage. Yeah. It's taking our freaking rights away. Can't poop in the driver's seat. Yeah.

Can't poop on the fucking driver's lap. You're welcome. I had to go. Sorry. You're the only spot I have. I know. That's very weird. Yeah.

That feels like what I would, I would pay a premium for a tour bus where I can shit. Me too. Yeah. I was, yeah. What you have to do is they call it a hot bag. weird yeah that feels like what i would i would pay a premium for a tour bus where i can me too yeah i was yeah what you have to do is they call it a hot bag and it's like a plastic bag that you put in the toilet you poop into it and then you wrap it up and you put it like a dog yeah like a dog it's pretty because like the plumbing doesn't handle shit well that makes sense you should go out the exhaust pipe hot bag is like previous to you saying that i would have associated it with like amazing takeout like you get a hot steaming bag yeah of kung pao chicken

of fried french fries but you turn the takeout into a hot bag yeah maybe it was take out it was yeah the bag is paper don't do it do they provide you with the special bag yeah i feel like you would need i would i would not be comfortable like a ziploc bag or something yeah i wouldn't be comfortable with a hot bag unless it was a double reinforced mega plastic ceramic type of work yeah it's just like saran wrap really thin it's like one of those like thank you thank you thank you guys uh yeah it's a bodega bag the thinnest bag and they always have holes in them just exploding as you carry one apple i got really close to using a one on the tour but then you never did it it. No, I never had to. Cause they were like, just pull it. Cause they were like, there isn't a gas station for like an hour. And I was like, okay,

then I guess I have to use this thing. But then they were like, nevermind. They, they, I found one. They go on just now. The key to the city to like quick stop or whatever. I got to Chrisristen the new truck stop. That's so funny. The technology should have been developed.

You think by now. You're doing a plane? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a bus. And it's way higher. And that's up. It's way further away. But if they were like no pooping on the plane. Yeah. Then there's the guy who grounded the Barcelona flight. Yeah, by shitting on the plane yeah the plane does give you hot bags and the thing in the yeah you know you know what those are for what are they for oh jeez how many times every time no do you go to the bathroom to do it

you don't have they're right in front you don't have to you stand up they do have the seatbelt sign off right grab the hot bag stand up turn around drop trowel drop the deuce if you did that and this is maybe good for you to know for your for your stand-up special it would make national news that's the press tour so i'm just saying like you could just claim you were the other guy because his name never became bubbly because you know you've had a pretty good track record thus far that if you did that it truly would be on cnn yeah all right yeah that's a good that's a good yeah just a little yeah it would be interesting to try and pivot back from that gorilla marketing yeah so yeah i'm the shit guy that's the total rebrand yeah wait do you have a what's the poster

things were going great and you went for a worse rebrand yeah do you have like a uh triggered much you know kind of poster yeah it's me with yeah that with like a tie that's undone and uh and i'm giving and i'm like yeah yikes can't see anything there's like a there's like a uh scantily clad model like pulling your tie yeah with like a with like a burger in her hand yeah yeah my it's like a go daddy commercial that's an integration danica patrick drives her nascar through the set by this time this is out the specials out no no november yeah no november but we're just getting feelers out we're just getting we're just letting the people know man november 10th get out there and vote and vote

with your attention yeah i like this guy i like this get on my website this is like your bill ingvall jeff foxworth yeah yeah i don't know just fucking watch it i don't know it'll be on my site website you'll have to buy a ticket for the live premiere and then you can watch it on demand for a little bit after but it's gonna be really great and i worked really hard on it and i hope you watch it and you like it but that's okay we've seen coded as it goes to stand up and yeah it's okay i was yeah it's like an hour i was mostly busy going postal on a hot bag at the time town right deviant yeah i kind of yeah i i was hitting a triple bag score where i was just filling up bag after bag they had a bunch of them at the merch table yeah the custom hot bags it was

like me it said yeah it's at curtis town it was like a shirt big hole in one part and two smaller holes which i think yeah i think it doubled as a shirt but i was like i know what a hot bag is when i see it there's one guy i get the extra large hot bag trust me it's been a day they're like uh are you sure it's like you're gonna wish you had a double that is incredible yeah i think you're lying you haven't done it thanks did curtis thank you so much for joining us we will be jumping over to patreon.com for a little after show we'd like to call sad boys nights dipper will be asleep on the couch

like this we will continue eating kit kats i might order dinner and we're gonna uh talk about some other stuff um thanks so much carter for joining us always a pleasure thank you you're always welcome please leave um all right but go to his website I do have to use a hot bag go to his website curtisconnor.com November 10th the show what's it called again keep busy my first special please watch it oh that's a great title keep busy my first special please watch it yeah please watch it that's the full phonetic thank you um thanks everybody all right cool see you on the bonus

oh and we end every episode of sad boys with it's been a while since i've done this okay we end every episode of sad boys with a particular phrase we love you and we're sorry my bad we did it did we survive like an era of like man marketing? Do you remember the bacon on everything era? I was at some fucking like souvenir shop somewhere and there was like bacon chapstick and like bacon, like band-aids. That's actually kind of fire. Yeah.

These are all good things. Bacon candles. Oh, for sure. Yeah. saying these are all good things i'm baking candles oh for sure yeah go too rich for me