Sad Boyz - Millionaires Have Lost The Plot

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

Jarvis and Jordan discuss the exhaustion of task switching and the implications of civilian space travel. Sad Boyz Nightz #109 ✨Find Us Everywhere✨ 00:00:00 Beauty and the Geek 00:02:17 Severance Trivia 00:06:57 Ball Assassin 15 00:08:27 Gear Switching 00:13:43 Annoying Orange - Type Content 00:17:39 Jordan's Opinion on Women 00:18:53 Katy Perry Went To Space 00:42:35 No good Way to be Rich 00:48:55 Sad Boyz Nightz #109 CREW: Hosted by Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika Produced & Edited by Jacob Skoda Produced by Anastasia Vigo Thumbnail design by @yungmcskrt Outro music by @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank

Hello and welcome back to sad boys nights. Hello. I'm nice. Anything I say can and will cannot be held against me in a court of law because I'm because I'm I'm a sad boy. Oh, yeah. I'm not been doing so good. You got arrested. And I got arrested. That was for that was for white collar crime. I did that crypto-ized. Oh man. Yeah, we're chilling. I know, I'm just like, I've been in my horrible feeling era

where I, every day is agony and pain. And I, it's, I'm weathering the storm. I'm a hero of the storm, so to speak. I'm doing this thing, maybe we've talked about it, I don't think I've talked about it on the main show, but maybe I have. I'm doing this clinical trial thing, and so I get asked probably every two weeks

how my mental health has been since the last two weeks and they ask all of the questions that you would expect about self harm and things like that. Oh, that, that classic paper. I have to, yeah, every time. And then also it like asks me like, how often I'm feeling sad or how often I'm like under feeling like I'm under achieving or all these things. And so often I'm like under feeling like I'm underachieving or all these things and so often I'm like every day and I'm like, ah man, this is rough, but I'm wrapping that up soon. And so that's why it's made my um, my week pretty

like is the study prohibiting you from like other medication or whatever? Not anymore but I think that there's a certain like finality that I'll have like once that's over with. I think I need to get a new therapist as well because I didn't get ghosted by my therapist but um you know how like when you're dating somebody and like you guys like start hitting it off, but then like things start to peter out and you like both stop texting each other. Yeah. I feel like that happened with me and my therapist.

So like neither of us have reached out to schedule anything. Used to share memes with each other. And I'm like, do I rekindle this or do I go find another therapist? Yeah. Well like a relationship. It's like Should I be repairing something to make it fine or should I hope for more? Like don't I want a therapist where I want to text him with like ask something with an update or something I'm like I'm I'm starting to get to a point where where I'm like, you know what? They don't need to be covered by my insurance I just need

someone who's gonna be nice to me. Oh yeah, dude. No, my therapist is good. We just like, I think I've grown out of what they can do for me, because it just feels, it felt like it was in a holding pattern, and then I just didn't want to,

like I just didn't feel like I was growing anymore. But it's also nice to have like the context with someone. So maybe I'll have some sort of like, Oh, like the archive, yeah. Where they, some sort of check in with them. They know 2024, so you don't have to kind of thing. And you're like, you say something that you said before and they point that out.

Yeah. Yeah, that is helpful. So maybe I do some sort of thing, like how a plane gets refueled midair, where like I have, I have like a few maintenance appointments with my current therapist while I'm like auditioning new side therapists. They like sneak in for a second and they're just like, hey, you're live. And I'm like, and you remember that time when that thing happened? Yes, of course. Yeah, trying to think about it, but thank you. Yeah. It's been really rough and I just like need to figure some things out. But

after this week, I'll have like some of my schedule cleared and hopefully some renewed clarity. But yeah, cause we, I want to spend more time with you outside of the show too. Yeah. But that literally is a schedule thing. Well, no, it's also just like, I just never have energy for anything, which is like another thing that I really dislike. Like I'm gonna, like we have plans to do something after this and I'm going to be there or I'm going to be square dude. Call me SpongeBob if I'm not there.

Cause my ass is square and I'm full of holes. Cause I was shot. The ball striker 19,000. I was shot by the, Oh The ball striker, 19,000. I was shot by the, oh my god dude, I feel like they should pay us. Even though we were kind of mean to them. I do remember getting turned down, this is a little Sableys Nights insider, I remember getting turned down from Manscaped in the past because my audience wasn't male enough. They weren't man enough dude, they weren't man enough for the scape. I asked for them. I like, this is definitely

a sad boys night. No snitching. Okay. Uh, Harry's ad, right? Oh yeah. The razors and I funny name. Yeah. No Harry. My name is John Hairless. Name's John Hairless. Gave me an idea for a business. come to think of it. I was about to record the ad and realized that I hadn't shaved. I was getting into the bathroom. Trimming up my own. Getting a little frustrated with the product. Oh.

Cause I just use an electric trimmer most of the time. Cause I realize, oh shit, the podcast in 30 minutes I haven't shaved. I use an electric trimmer cause I get time because I realize, Oh shit, the podcast in 30 minutes. I haven't shaved. I use electric trimmer cause I get ingrown hairs if I use a straight razor, even if I use a straight razor, which is kind of crazy. It's like an integrity question mark question mark thing, right? Where I'm not going to like promote like alpha brain or something that I like. I really don't want people to digest something I don't try or trust. Sure. But people can shave. People do shave and I'm fine promoting shaving.

I just hold myself to, I guess, like a lower shaving standard. And the thing I use doesn't give me the growth. So it was more like, well, my name's actually Jordan Cope, not Jordan Adika, but I'm just gonna be Jordan Adika. But you know, the show works. Little bit of fiction. Anyway. Yeah. It's, it's, we are being in a being off for long enough that you forget what it's like to feel right.

It's kind of in the past couple of weeks when we talked a little bit about it last week and I think it's, it's fine. Like I'm happy that I can like lock in when I need to. Like we had a meeting this morning with like a brand we want to give us free product. And I was like, I'm locked in. Jacob, did I seem locked in for that meeting? Yeah, pretty locked in. Okay. Thank you. And then we had like a, we had like a team meeting with some of our partners that we work with.

I was like locked in for that, I think. But outside of that dude, unlocked. I think it's like adrenaline spent. I do think it's like pedal to the metal, using all the nitrous, all the gas to win the race when you're racing. Kind of like coasting on like, like flat tires until you get into like the pit stop. I was like, it was like a quick time event where I was like asked to like parry like every like attack and then you're like trying to get to the save room but you're on like oh yeah and it's like yeah you run out of energy so now you're walking and next time somebody sees you're like oh you're

at full health like yeah I found a green herb but yeah yeah I found a saving zone but anyway for today I kind of just genuinely have the curiosity of watching this Mr. Beast pyramid video because I think- It sounds like a fake idea. It's like the type of thing that I absolutely wouldn't do because like sometimes I'll get an opportunity where I'm like, well, what could I possibly do with this that feels authentic to me?

I believe there's zero things that I could do in the pyramids that would feel authentic to me. How fucking bizarre. Yeah. Would it be? It would literally- Hey guys, I sat down and I'm gonna talk about a TikTok prankster here in the fucking pyramid. Same desk. Yeah.

But the background's like a tomb or something. It's funny because like I do feel like there is an intellectually curious part of me that is not always like present in my videos or whatever. And so I do wonder what people's but I do think that sometimes comes out in the way that I discuss certain topics. So I wonder if there are people on the Internet who just think of me as like like because there is a very reductive way to just be like, oh, you just react to TikTok. And I'm like, absolutely. Yes, you can say that.

Yeah, you're just sitting on a couch with your friend. You're just react to TikTok. And I'm like, absolutely, yes, you can say that. You're just sitting on a couch with your friend. Dude, you're just talking to a microphone, you fucking loser. You're just saying stuff. And I would agree, is the thing. Fuck it, surgeons are just holding knives. Yeah, I did that with my fucking pizza, you hack.

Yeah. It was delicious. It was delicious. Dude, going back to mental health, just real quick, sorry, we didn't talk about it as much in the main. Mostly because I didn't want to bring down the house with sadness, but yesterday, dude, ugh, okay, I was feeling down and out for the count,

and I ordered a pizza because I saw a commercial, which is, by the way, when I'm at my weakest, any food commercial, I'm like, that's what I want. That's the dream. I want that right now, and I will put myself weakest, any food commercial, I'm like, that's what I want. That's the dream. I want that right now. And I will put myself in a financial ruin with fucking delivery fees. Knowing full well, I have meal prep in the fridge.

Oh dude, looking over like, limply looking at my factor box, while then like, going like, well, I'm also already sat down. Dude, it's like, I could have like one hand in the microwave like reheating the food and I can see an ad for Dom Domino's said hey, we've never done stuffed crust pizza before and we just did that shit for the first time and I said what? For the first time ever is that even allowed Domino's has stuffed crust and to me Stuffed crust was the most premium type of pizza you could get when I was a kid

I was like that is what rich Kings eat that is what King Tut is buried with Putting an ad on an order like adding a dollar to do something an extra topping my league A dollar for an extra pizza, dude. What are we like? A dollar for an extra pizza, dude? What are we, like, what am I, Mr. Beast? Hell yeah, I'm gonna get in on that deal. I spent $15 going up to XL size pizza instead of medium. And so I got it. I got a Domino's pizza with a stuffed crust,

and that shit was incredible. Was it stuff, cheese stuff? Yeah, it was like mozzarella cheese stuffed you know but then I was immediately disgusted with myself and I was like we can't keep meeting like this you know what I mean like that's how I feel looking at the pizza the pizza by the way that I just inhaled it was like a medium pizza and I feel like a fucking monster when I do that. It catches you right? Yeah, I just, and I know it's fine, and I know it's valid, and I know, and I don't deny any sort of disordered eating

or anything like that. Like, I'm not coping. I like have, there's like mental health things that I am dealing with, and I'm trying to navigate, you know? And so it's like, I know that everything's fine, and I'm taking the steps that I'm supposed to take and I'm trying, but it's just like when I feel like I've built a bunch of momentum and then I've like back slid

on all that momentum, it like feels very much like I'm starting at zero when it's not true. And I just like, and I'm just expressing that with no, kind of like, I think it's just a part of the process, you know, it's like, I'm gonna figure my stuff out, I figured it out before I'll do it again, I have all the resources to do so,

but it's like, man, you know, having a range of feelings, having the ebbs and flows of, you know, mental wellbeing is like not always fun. And I've like been in the depths of it recently and- The second act break. Yeah, it's like, how is, oh my God, our heroes, how are they gonna get out of this? The two friends, it's all falling apart? There's no way.

There's no way, dude. I thought they had a chance. Jason Momoa and that little boy did oh I told you the last Minecraft movie where it was like I Like looked at my watch and I like leaned over to Tina and was like alright Jason Momoa saves the day right here He's no he's dead for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I was like there's only well look I mean he is not on can't he's not in the screen and he has to be in the screen I mean, he is not on camera. He's not in the screen and he has to be in the screen.

You don't come to think of it. That's like a little bit like it's such a trope, like guy who's a little morally compromised. Oh, I think you. Oh, I think Jack Sparrow is dead. And then when he comes back, he saves the day. That's it's a trope. It's a bit heavy for children's movie. Like it could be, oh, he got captured or something. But the implication for To a child who won't have the media literacy to know that he's definitely alive is that just who was killed on a bridge

Well, that's a big do you think that's that or the part where 9-eleven happens to the factory? Oh and that child pig gets there. Yeah Okay, I don't work in limit anymore. Oh Oh no. I hope I have my Lumen badge. Dude, if I get any trivia questions wrong, I'll be like, oh my Annie would know that but I like don't That's what I'll say. I say it first. I'll say it really loud. I say I try to get in first but I get it wrong. I don't know it but my Annie, my Annie would know that but he's not here right now. Isn't that like you gotta go man? You know, I I don't know it, but my any, my any would know that, but he's not here right now. Isn't that like, you got to go, man. Dude, I thought season, okay, by the way, spoilers for a severance season two

and everything that severance is released so far. Okay. I know they're setting up a long form story, but it was wild, cuckoo crazy to me that they set up all the stuff with reintegration and then three episodes before the end, it disappears and just doesn't come up. I, yeah, I, that's the, Sepp, for season one and most of season two are great because they feel worth trusting. I can trust in the pacing of the show if something feels like it was, you know, everyone that was like, yeah, the goat thing was just to be random and weird. I'm like,

I trust the process. I think that might be going somewhere. The thing that the good thing actually is a specific thing that stresses me out because Dan Erickson said that like, they did just put the goats in originally to be a little cuckoo and weird. And then everyone responded to it and said, Oh, we need to make this meaningful. And so I think now they feel like they need to make it meaningful, which is like cool, but knowing that it wasn't like initially like a thing that had a lot of weight to it gives me pause

of how it's gonna, you know, if they already know where the story is going, I'm like, how is this gonna interleave into everything? I can, I mean, like famously there's the, you know, right at the beginning of the final season of Breaking Bad, Walt opens the back of his car and there's a big gun in there and it's like, what the hell's happening there? They didn't know what it was for. That was just a bugger. And then during the production of the show,

they found the use that that's just like, I don't know, the closest comparison I always think of is like D and D where as long as the, the mirage is working for the players and the mission is complete, but like I've had players whose favorite character and they're like, wow, did you plan that out? I'm like, yeah, definitely. And it's just something they said, like, can we go to the leather tanners? I'm like, uh, yeah, dude. And the tanners and they tan leather there.

I'm tan leather. My name is Dan, Dan the Dan the tan man Wow, you wrote that yeah, and he speaks in riddles. You look at a black page You're scribbling it with the wrong man Like that is how I feel but fuck man that Reintegration ship pissed me off. The thing is, it wasn't as much, okay, by the way, spoilers for Squid Game Season 2.

Have you seen that? No, I'm not going to do that. Okay. I think I already had a spoiler. To me, it's not a spoilable thing, but it's more that the Season 2 is basically a half-season. I wouldn't say that it really resolves anything. It kind of feels like a to be continued

and then the story will pick up literally from here at the beginning of season three. And with Severance- Final season part one. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, kind of like Attack on Titan. Yes. 17 year break in between. Yeah, and so the thing about Severance kind of like, um, attack on Titan. Yes. You know, 17 year break in between.

Yeah. And so the thing about severance is that like, it felt like there are these, like there's big concentric circles and then there's like small concentric circles and the small concentric circles are like, uh, the end season loops that are going to be closed. And then there's like the larger ones that are like series long. And I think that like, we kind of don't know which are the big ones and which one are the little ones. Rickin also disappeared right like it

was like Rickin was like hey I'm gonna write Lumen propaganda and then it was like okay goodbye bye we'll see you in a flashback. That's your story. Petey fucking who by the way. Doesn't matter. How about, how about I'm gonna, how about I'm gonna talk to my any with a camcorder and we're gonna have this first conversation. I'm gonna way too late mention integration. I'm gonna fucking forget Helly. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna forget Helly's name. And then I'm gonna never mention the one person that we mutually know that is that is on our side That's not an adversary the only other person associated with integration by the way Yeah, well, we first of all is is yeah Petey which by the way Maybe if you knew that Petey was doing integration it would make you feel a little bit better about it What happened to Petey by the way? There's like a fear that it's gonna be like a Barbara from Stranger Things season one situation and I'm like hoping not

But it is a thing where it's like, okay there are these like things that are just completely dropped and I'm like, all right, these are definitely gonna get picked up again, but it's at the expense of the season feeling resolved. Yes, and It's mainly the integration thing though because it felt like that's where a lot of the drama intention was that consciously felt like a change. Yeah. Very. It's like, to be fair, that was my fear between season one and two is that they would get like all of that would go down and then they'd all be back in the office after the

overtime contingency. And through a bunch of convoluted reasons, none of them talk about any of it for some reason or like, Oh, I've forgotten. I've got amnesia for some. Yeah. I was worried. I was worried about that too. Like not enough momentum or like when the, yeah. Or are you going to like at the end of season one, I was like, I swear to God if he doesn't say, if he doesn't, if it cuts off at the right, it cuts off right she's alive the Joker I'm the Joker for sure they had other interesting stories to tell but they kind of just deleted heli doing that

by virtue of saying like a psych a psych I was. Well, the other thing about that was, oh, there's a few things. We don't have time to get into this. But I do later, if we don't like this Mr. Beast video, we should watch, which I think we'll love. We should take a Severance quiz so we can fucking remember what is going on in that show. But the one thing I'll leave the Severance conversation with is, do you have thoughts about the people in, in, uh, here? Like the civilian population? Yeah. Uh, I have one thought

about like, it's not tied to the mechanics of the show so much, but that it is not like a national, international, um, scenario. It's actually like a isolated location, national, international scenario, it's actually like a isolated location, like in the independent state or whatever, because they like, they did talk about other places, but only at the abstract and like, what are all these other facilities for?

If this is the, if Mark is the, if Cold Harbor is the primary project, like what the fuck else are you doing? Yeah, well that, yeah, it's like there has to be other stuff. And we know there's other stuff because of the Lexington led her. You know about that? It's like something that Ben Stiller wrote,

but it's an official piece of content in the world. And it tells the story of Peg King-Kade. Visibly this woman that worked at Lumen and talked about how she came to work at Lumen and how she started communicating with her innie through a secret language that she had. And there's like, this is before season two, so it's like, okay, what are the other people working on?

There's this explosion that is mentioned in season two there's this explosion that is mentioned in season two that happened with one of Lumen's competitor companies that seem to be connected to one of the files being completed at her branch. And then also there's another mill chick that is one of the editors of this newspaper thing. So there's a lot in here. Literally family name Milchik.

Yeah, there's a guy in it who's name, who shuts down the editor of the Topeka star, the Kivis Kansas newspaper, his name is Jim Milchik. So you know how they also wrote, they really wrote the book, The UUR? It's mentioned in the UUR, this explosion, and it's around the time that, it was before Jim had died.

Oh, so it's contemporary age. You know the flashback when they were talking about hiking and shit? Yeah. It was around that time roughly. It's not so old that it would be his dad. No, no, no, no, no. It's like, who's an NPC versus who's a real person slash what is a real person?

Because the show opens with the dinner with no food, and then they're asking about World War I, and they're like, well, why didn't they call it World War I? And he's like, cause World War II had happened. Oh yeah, so of course. You know, and then there's- But it's like, they are not explicitly said to even be a part of the-

Yeah, they don't feel grounded in the world. Yeah, because the original idea is that it's like, anyone speaking with that weird biblical cadence is integrated into the cult element. Yeah. And anyone who's like a real person kind of speaks like a real person, but that is a weird exception. That's like a group of what? Like five people that are Rickens friends.

Yeah. And the thing, the funny thing about Rickens friends, and this theory is like pretty out there about, uh, the people at that dinner party because one, the reason I remember Patton is because he is weird as fuck, they all are, but if you recall when Cobell, they thought Cobell took the baby. Yes. And he finds the baby, he's the one who finds the baby,

and he goes, I was the first to find her, I found the child. And it's like, do you want like a fucking gold star? Like he's saying it like he's a child. He's saying it like he's a child who won a game and So I have a theory that those people are like some weird like proto-severed thing, but the crazy The crazy thing about it is that a lot of their names fit into a weird pattern Rick in oh That in what there's the friend Rebecca Rebecca, that's right. What kind of fucking name is Rebecca? Yeah, and so and so that is and there's more by the way even on the seventh floor if I met a Rebekah

Yeah, and then I was season one relatively late. So you you watch I Watch episode one of season one like back when the show came out but then I like lost my Apple TV prescription prescription yeah but my doctor you gotta check out this new Tarot Edgerton show yeah Blim Bon oh dude Blim Bon I work at Blim Bon but I didn't watch it till really late so it was only like a six month gap between watching season one and season two. Yeah. And I have absolutely, even between episodes, zero need for it. Everyone else I know that watched it, most people are like,

I can't wait till Thursday. And I'm like, I can wait. If the show went on hiatus for five years, I'd be like, okay. Well, I- And I really like the show. I went through Lost. So I'm like prepared, okay. And I really like the show. I went through Lost. So I'm like prepared, I think.

And also, Lost for the most part had like nine month gaps, but we weren't getting as tight television. Like the game has changed. That thick season. It's like annoying. I see this happen with basketball a lot. Steve Nash is like this old, now, old Hall of Fame basketball player who changed the game.

LeBron had him on his podcast. He talked about how his Phoenix Suns team is really influential in how the game is played today. And there's people who are like, what did Steve Nash do? Come on. And that's how I feel when people are like, well, what a lot. Come on, lost that show ended poorly. There's nothing that modern television could

have taken from a show that did that. Yeah. Definitely not basically the format of every show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It didn't just like revolutionize an entire, you know, there's a rub, there's an effect of like mega copycats happening. And there was a, it was, you know, getting a large season order. One of my favorite shows ever is the Sopranos. And I think the Sopranos. Sopran-o. Wait, Sopra? Sopra. Is it my friend Sop? Sopra? No. Criminal? Don't do it. There's no, I think Sopranos is, I wish we had five or six seasons.

Anyway, it's six. Six seasons that could be four and a half. Maybe four seasons. And it's not that like any of it's bad, and it's great for re-watching, you could spend more time with those characters doing those things. But the beats of that show, it's honestly

not unlike, like, oh shit, the polar bear. Oh shit, the smoke monster. Yeah. Oh shit. Time drill, like, like chunks, like moments. And then you go like, yeah, what was in between those? Like, not Penny's boat. And like, yeah, but what else happened in that episode? Like, like that stuff is not, whereas if you asked me, it's like Charles Whitmore and I'm like, yeah, but what else happened in that episode? Like, like that stuff is not, whereas if you asked me, it's like Charles Whitmore and, um, I'm like, Oh, and the pilot wasn't him, but it was the guy from heroes. So it was pretty cool. He have, it was, uh, the, um, when Penny went on to direct Ironman, the people's memories are really bad.

And I, that's very fun for me because I'll mention lost. And then they'll be like, yeah, that's how it really went off the rails. When they found that polar bear, I was like, come on guys. And I'm like, okay. What, you were 26 minutes? So that's like the thing where I smile and nod. I smile and nod. Cause I'm like, we are not about to get it.

Cause what am I supposed to say? Actually that was in the first episode It's a little like um, if I'm getting out of an Uber and they go, uh, Merry Christmas All right, you're going home and they're like All right. You're like, all right, it's here and they're like, I know where I'm going and they go another block forward and you go You know what? Well played. That's well met. Let's end it clean No conflicts for me. I'm an anti-conflict kind of bloke. Guys, one thing I, a bad habit that I have is I get very,

I was growing up a very socially anxious person. These days I still am, but I have like the tools, right? I, something I still just'm so bad at is telling them where to park. Cause if I go back, you know, back from here to my place, the route they take, they park on the opposite side of the two way. I'm on the other side, I cross over by foot cause I'm uncomfortable. And even if they ask, they say, park here or do you want me to go to the other side? Easy turn, there's a left turn right there.

I just go like, here's fine. And I don't know what it is. It's, it's, if I get the wrong order at a restaurant, I'll push back on it. If there's errands, I won't. No, no, no, I like, if it's just weigh the fuck off, I'll, you know. They're like, oh, it's just bones. Oh, you've given me dust? Yeah, yeah, yeah like if it's just way the fuck off. I'll you know, they're cool. It's just bones

Oh, you've given me dust. Yeah. Oh my bad I know you wanted chicken, but I it's just bones and I go all good actually. No, I you're right Yeah, I think of it. Oh Salad sorry, this is This is trash. This is actually trash from outside. There is one time. I ordered coffee bean and tea leaf and they brought Thai food Was really hungover and I like takes again you like guess what's upstairs Bingo actually Yahtzee. All right. Let's watch mr. Beast. I spent a hundred hours inside the pyramids. It's too long.

Yeah, we're not gonna watch the whole thing. No, I mean like by hour 50 what hasn't happened? You know? Where are the ghosts? At what point is there a ghost? Do you think 12 seconds in or do you think 12 minutes in? Are they gonna try and imply it, Jorgen? 100% implied.

What was that? Not like for real, but 100% implied. Jacob, do you think implied ghosts? Yes, Y slash N. I think implied yes. Implied, yeah. Im like for real, but 100% implied. Jacob, do you think implied ghost? Yes, Y slash N. I think implied yes. Implied, yeah. Implied yes ghost. G, yes.

I somehow have unrestricted access to all of my dream and need here. I somehow, even he doesn't understand these for some fucking reason. This is like the, he is the epitome of, like you you never, you will never know unless you ask. Yeah, that's true.

Cause I know that he has like a think tank of, you know, like some people have think tanks of like how we're gonna ruin local judges so that we can over time gain political powered influence. Mr. Beast has a think tank for what kind of weird shit can we do? What won't they say no to? What's no one ever, no one's ever asked. Honestly, do you think we could get, do you think they'd let us in the White House? Well, I get no one's ever, there's not a rule that says that

a dog can't play basketball. I think it's a friend of ours once, cause he, I supposedly he was getting back from vacation and like, Hey, did you just get to town? like what's up and he's a Twitch streamer, but his video games only so doesn't do like IRL or anything and you sent me a photo of him Smiling in the White House with Joe Biden in the background. No fucking shot. What the fuck is this? And he's just like, oh well My sister's like, friend's cousin works for the printing department in the West wing. And then there was like, can I,

can my friend have a plus one to come along to this event? And I'm like, okay. Oh, I guess. Is it aggressive the way my legs are are right now? No. Okay. I mean there was that time that I was asked to interview Bill Gates. Oh, yeah. What? Did that happen?

No, I didn't. I said no, because- I think COVID, right? Ethics. Because I didn't want to be like used as a goodwill sanitizer. That was- As a launderer of goodwill. That was COVID, right?

Like early. It was a little after COVID, because it was, it was not after COVID, cause we're still after COVID. It was after lockdown, but it was a, it was a book about pandemics or something like that, that he was promoting. He whipped that out didn't he? And it was like, and they were like,

you can have 15 minutes with Bill. Oh, no thank you., and I'm like that's Sounds like a chapter of My best friend Yeah and so I yeah, dude, I was just like this is as a as a Guy who like went to school for like tech and stuff. There's a part of me That's like this is a thing that I should say yes to mm-hmm And then there's another part of me that's like, this is a thing that I should say yes to. And then there's another part of me that's like, what do I actually gain

in my life? What does Jarvis Johnson today and like 2021, 2022 gain? It's like being a like elapsed Catholic and like, do you want to meet the Pope? Well, not like a great guy. I'm like, what could I do? I'm like literally going through the like like what could I do? It's like if we had Tom Cruise on the podcast it would be like okay. What do we get? That's like that's like we it would be weird we better serve to have cat Williams on three hours of Hollywood theories of us asking him like What's up with you? Are you into gaming or anything? And he just goes, like, well, the only games that I play are with the people that try and mess with me.

He holds up a picture of my family with guns to their head. And that's why you never tell Diddy that you'll party. That's why you never party with Diddy. And he'll be like, OK, well, OK, that has aged well. I won't do that. Fuck, maybe he's right. He also said stuff some like Hollywood, like I, he wouldn't be pretend to be gay or something like that.

And yeah, he wouldn't wear a dress and so on. So, I mean, it's tricky cause he like consulted the Auburn and nailed some stuff. Yeah. But like any kind of weird online or like weird celebrity guy, he does just every now and then and go like, and the vaccine makes you autistic. weird online or like weird celebrity guy. He does just every now and then and go like, and the vaccine makes you autistic. It's like, he's like not full Terrence Howard because Terrence Howard is I've discovered new numbers.

Terrence Howard was right about numbers. He got one big one. There is a new Terrence Howard clip that I sent to our group chat where he says he won't, he doesn't do gay scenes because what was the reason? It was like, because he doesn't want to sacrifice his manhood, his manhood's too important or something like that. You know, when you approach a real man about his masculinity, you're gonna get a real reaction back. It's a difference when a guy walks in a room

and when a man walks into a room. And a man don't take the same things that a guy will accept. So always be the man in the room. And that's always been my whole thing. And have lost businesses because I don't bend over in that way. I don't compromise. I don't play gay roles. I don't kiss a man.

I don't do that shit. I just can't believe we feminized guy. Like, it's taken us how long because I don't think I've seen a single person before this say guy is Different from man. It's an arms race, right of like well we excluded X and Y. We're running out of people to exclude I don't know people with shoe size under 10. We've lived long enough to see someone go. Hey guys is too masculine We can't say that to to someone going guys. That's some gay shit Okay, and I you got to stop right you're not a real man unless you're a man and not a guy Hello podcast group chat. Hello men pals

He's all right. All right beasts You boy places that are literally illegal to enter because they're incredibly dangerous. What if we fall? Oh, yeah, you'll definitely die. We'll even be swimming. Yeah beneath the pyramid Granted 100 hours to explore and we're It's very nice of the government of Egypt to give them a YouTube title appropriate amount of time in the pyramids. We've only got a business work week to explore the pyramids. So we've approved you guys for 97.25 hours of the pyramids and they go ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo video did I love that he's like hey what if we fell they'd be like you died that's the same anyway that's not really pyramid that's a unique magical thing

about the pyramids fall you die so dangerous this is so beautiful someone 4500 years ago put this rock right here correct this pyramid dates back how many takes worry ask someone how old the pyramids are Oh, dude, someone a hundred years ago put this right someone. Yeah, 50 billion years ago thousand years ago They have to dub him The passageway we're in leads to an Egyptologist say is King Khufu's tomb the Pharaoh who may have ordered the pyramids to be built Whoa This room is called the Grand Gallery.

What percentage of this pyramid do you think we've seen so far? We might never know the answer to that question. That's the coolest way you could have answered that. This next room was the king's final resting spot. As far as we believe. That's the real Indiana Jones, by the way. Well, that's what the real Indiana Jones job would really be, is just tours. This is like checking in and being like, so is there any treasure? Nope.

It is funny to get like, um, like I don't know who has access to this man and getting access to the pyramids for this time. I am so glad that they have a chaperone. That I try to like, I'm so glad it's not unfettered access. We want to take one of the stones home and see if we can make our own pyramid Yeah, we rebranded the pyramids I got a guess This chamber may have contained the king's mummified body. This is where the pharaoh was buried

This is what we believe is the final resting place. Believe, how do we not know? I think somewhere inside this pyramid, there's another chamber that we have not found yet that might have the body of the King. You know what? In this video, we're gonna find it. Because we will find it.

Do you think, do you think they made that guy retake lines until he gave YouTube voice? Oh, that's true, yeah. That guy was like actually really good at it. You are not gonna believe People we think this is the final resting place and it's like whoa, dude. Is that how you normally talk? Look honestly He probably is just able to read the room and he was seeing how they were talking to the camera like I don't know anything I'm dumb as a brick. I'm stupid. I

Reckon I could That's my favorite thing about you went around you you were like our local Dunning Kruger you're like That's true, they've not spent a hundred hours. I guess the Pharaoh probably. I wonder if there's, I feel like, and this is maybe my toxic trait is that I think that I could make a Mr. Beast critique video where Mr. Beast still likes me. Oh, I mean, it's, I honestly, I think he's kind of a Labrador.

Yeah. He needs like one like pet and one treat and he's like back. Yeah. A hundred percent. Feastables actually tastes good. Dude. I mean they do to me. Which one's Feastables is it the chocolate or the chocolate? I mean now it's, it's actually decent. It did kind of, the chocolate is kind of trash at a time.

It kind of went from a, and the nice thing is he'll sometimes tweet like there's even less slave labor now. And the nice thing is, uh, he'll sometimes tweet like there's even less slave labor now. But I could fed them with a little. Like he is like, I think that this is like, to his credit, the transparency that he's striving for is like, Hey, so like there's essentially unavoidable slave trade, like slave labor involved in these, um, uh, uh, supply chains. So we're trying to get rid of it and I'm

like hey actually that's good. That's sick not just kind of joking around it. But yeah I fed this African. He's like what people don't get is it it's more expensive to not have the slave labor and we're like yeah we know Mr. Beans. Oh, wow. Okay. We even brought lights so you can see the pyramids from camp. That's gotta be the most expensive way that's ever existed. This is the pyramid we're gonna explore tomorrow. I wanna start at 5am. I can even light it with command. I can even ask the tourism board to turn on the lights they have.

I'm sure there's gotta be rules about how you can depict the pyramids and stuff. So I bet they had to get permission. I don't know to be honest I don't like a style guide almost yeah like like can they can you project the American flag on the fuck? Yeah, probably not right badass. Oh God are they traveling back in time? 35 years ago they were still like this That some credit them to a pre-egyptian civilization while some point I was forest theories like alien But oh, that's crazy. Are sure that they were built by the first Egyptians

They were like dude, I wanted to see the pyramids as well I got a hundred hours to see this thing dude I finally got a week off from the whole ball and chain Mr. Beast I'm here. Come on. We're gonna see if it was the aliens Are you extraterrestrial you we guessed goes of course, it's alien I guess that's like the racist theory that like these brown people couldn't move these bricks Why would they be allowed to let's jump halfway from this point to the end of the video. I thought I had seen it all, but nothing could have prepared me for what I was about to see in this tomb.

An ancient lock. Guys, come in here. It's the pyramid. Guys, come in here. Oh, in here? We were gonna go somewhere else. Guys, you should come into the pyramid. Guys, you should come inside the video that we're filming.

Is that a little sad? We were gonna go to McDonald to McDonald's guys. Look they had LED lights back then. Yeah the hell This was the tomb of the high priest at the time, which is like the Pope of the time No one is allowed in here because these colors cannot be hurt after surviving 4600 years this drawing is Touchy Jimmy exactly He's never seen wallpaper This drawing is 46 touch it Jimmy exactly 46 These walls are everywhere, how'd you do we're surrounded on all sides by wall I spent a hundred hours in a hallway This is crazy. All right, let's jump halfway between this point

to the end of the video. 97. I have bad knees, Eric. Is that a knelt? Whoa, this is pretty huge. When we first discovered this, we came into here, this massive chamber.

Cause we're in the same outfit. Sorry, wait, does this guy look like Oscar, wait. Oh, he does look like Oscar. Oscar Isaac. Is it the brows and the chest in the hot, the hotness and the hat and the face and the hair and the Jimmy looks like when he's not on Carl. They look tired.

They look photoshopped in. They found them. They've been trapped. Nolan Chandler. I'm learning all their names. Oh, God. Which one's Nolan? Nolan's the one on the left. Oh, we got a property deed, I was trying to say.

Spawned. Why was it empty? That's another decoy. They went through all this effort just to create a decoy chamber. Correct, which makes you wonder. Is it a chamber we found? The real chamber. Is it also a decoy?

Which would imply that Khufu's body could still be in here, somewhere in the pyramid Proving that the pyramids were built as tombs for the kings of Egypt But this secoy chamber also included the deepest point in all of the pyramids guys I'm gonna be the person that's gone the deepest I'm at the lowest point of the pyramid and now that we've been to the lowest point of the pyramid Let's go to the top wait that might be where the guy is, right? Maybe? Yeah, we have nothing to see here.

If no one's been below there, we also have nothing? Let's go outside the pyramid. Guys, come out here. No one's ever looked outside the pyramid for the inside of the pyramid. They've only got three hours, can they get to the top? This looks like that meme of where Saddam Hussein was fed. Rest in peace. He's just sideways. The same long passage took us to where we can meet Dr. Zahi. It was fair. Rest in peace.

The same long passage took us to where we can meet Dr. Zahi. It's been here for a thousand years. Give me a quest. He's got the sims thing over like they've been shown in the pyramid. The thing where all of the player models are in the same spot where they spawn. You can like see them clipping.

He's doing the oblivion thing where all the lines are recorded now. None of them match the moment. I need you to choose the five people that they will go with us. Who's standing behind? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Hey Nolan, that's nice knowing you. Hey, fair and square. And so from This tunnel but to end the video we're going to the hidden chambers up above and the last five thousand years less than Couldn't think of a worse time for you to tell me that. And let me tell you, it was not easy getting up here.

The top of this ladder led to another tiny passageway. The final hour... These are very small. Do you think archaeologists have to study this video because of like the the access they've been given that like other people haven't been able to get? Because of the fucking audacity of the... That's the thing dude, they should just...

Indiana Jones should just ask for access to the treasure room. He should ask the tourism board. Yeah, can we get rid of this bolder? Yeah, this thing's like gonna hit me I feel like I've been given unfettered access to this bank vault I've been given 100 hours with the vault of the Covenant. Yeah, I've been given 100 hours with the tesseract I'm going on the last crusade. Okay guys Loki wants this wants this, and I'm not going to give it to him. Yeah, you're not getting that, pal. Jimmy, good boy. I don't know, I thought this was going to be a question.

Can we put that on the soundboard? Jimmy, good boy. Quest complete. That guy is giving a good dude. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Level up! I leveled 30! My archeology skill has just gone up!

What is this over here? We are in the third chamber now. We have two under us. But the most important one are room number three, four, and five. Now, room number four. Alright, let's keep her going. Chamber number four. Whoa!, let's keep her going. Okay, let's go chamber number four

Lady about to head this is not that old top of the yeah This is now my favorite video ever isn't it awesome that no one's like it Yeah, that's my favorite part of this entire thing at the at that point It was when Chandler said this is my favorite video Also, I wish I knew I wish I knew the history of why English was written right there is we made Because we built it That actually is maybe the most British thing ever is like what's the best one? Where's the best part? Yeah, that's mine. Yeah That's my line. Yes. Yeah, I'll take that Britain in the mid to late 1800s

just on its bullshit still, just still pretending that that's like a culture and just going around still taking diamonds and stuff. And that will be mine. And then 50 years later, people being like, Hey, can we have a diamond back? And we're like, I don't even know. What do you mean? It's like you're wearing a giant diamond around your neck. Yeah, what about that sign that says the Queen's crown jewels stolen from Africa? No. No, you can't see it.

It's shining, it's the largest diamond in the world. No, no. Just smash it. You swallow it? It's like a giant. No dude, there's no way. Is Carl just sleepy? Cause he really does not sleep so.

This actually seems so exhausting. They just climbed the pyramids. I can only imagine like how like on top of the physical thing the just like the unrelenting production schedule. Your day three rolls around. Oh, more crawling. If you're Carl,

you must wake up to the most ridiculous text messages and calendar invite. You know what I mean? The fuck is that? Pyramids at Pyramids parentheses, real. And it's a multi day span. Does that include travel? No, that's just, yeah. And then it's a multi-day span it include travel. No, that's just yeah, and then it's interesting It says like a topic question. Yes, sir. Cool 100 girls 100 boys circle Lamborghini Private jet gift of sight to a jet

All right gang, okay. All right invaders What's going on in the because aliens built the pyramids which is by the way a racist theory which we theory is giving it too much weight a racist Conspiracy theory racist. Yeah, that is fault provably false But they couldn't do that. You know, yeah, because like there's that thing. it's like we don't know how they build the pyramids. It's like we do You don't like how we yeah You didn't build it. Yeah Gang gang it's been real

Stop the steal That's my that's my bar for the day. That's what I say when someone tries to steal my jewels Stop the steal. That's my shit. Yeah night night.