Sad Boyz - Our New Favorite Conspiracy Theorist

Episode Date: June 21, 2024

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings. And other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. I thought about... And I'm Jarvis. I thought about joining you there, but I also kind of liked it in isolation, you know what I mean? And I'm Jarvis.

Keep going, lower. And I'm Jarvis. Was there ever a point in your life where you kind of, like, you know, your friends are... Their voices are dropping, everybody's like growing up at different rates that you kind of artificially lowered your voice ever. Like an Ariana Grande, so to speak. Hey, chill out. Have you seen that clip?

We got to be careful, bro. Red dot appears on you, a little sniper. I, by the way, big, well, big fan of Ariana Grande's music. I'm a huge fan of this new voice. This is very funny. It's an interesting choice. It's kind of an Austin Butler type dilemma. She explained it.

And I'm willing to take her exact explanation, but let's watch the clip. And then the explanation is to the right. That's how I felt. I was like, what has happened? Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, I've been writing a lot and maybe there's some more,

but I would like to do a deluxe at some point. That's the only thing. Ariana Grande explained this. Yeah, thank you. You're next. She's like, it's a habit. Speaking like this for two years and also vocal health.

I intentionally changed my vocal placement high slash low low often depending on how much i'm how much singing i'm doing i've always done this bye and i'm like you know what i mean i know who cares why did you laugh i mean yeah but there's it's obviously such a nothing burger but it is it's just a funny one and also par Paris Hilton did the exact same thing. Perfectly valid. But there is like, um, I remember when the Austin Butler post Elvis type thing was going on,

I also had the initial kind of adverse reaction. And then I stopped and I'm like, well, I don't like it when people talk about my voice changing. I don't like when people kind of question the whatever. And I'm wondering what the motivation is for just intuitively disliking it and i think people read it as inauthenticity inauthenticity and that inauthenticity in general bothers people right outside of its actual practical impact yeah it doesn't matter that like the way i saw a clip of gary oldman earlier and he sounds

like 2008 ai like right his voice has become so dil earlier, and he sounds like 2008 AI. Right. His voice has become so diluted that he's like, where are you? I remember what I was working on. And it sounds like he is recorded backwards. Right. And my initial thing was like, you've got to retain the accent.

I'm like, why? Why am I being a weird jingoist about not being influenced by your life? What's the, I think his name is DDG. Can you look at DDG real voice? Because this one really threw me. I can't tell if it's a bit or not. I think it's not a bit. Because he like talks to his mom about it.

He Elizabeth Holmes it. But he really does Elizabeth Holmes it. I would say even more extreme. He had like 200 people say, ask him about his real voice. I'm like, what does that mean? Is that an inside joke? Nah, it's real. What, they think your voice isn't real? What?

I really talk. What the fuck? That's not how you really talk. That is my real voice. I just talk like this when I'm trying to make music and make content and shit. But I really talk that is my real voice i just talk like this when i'm trying to like make music and make content and shit but i really talk like this in real life the fuck out of here you can ask anybody that's how i really talk damn i can't do that i can't read you at all bro i usually people think he's joking there's a video that uh he did with his

mom where his mom like vouches for him too but But I mean, it could not be real, but I, I believe it. I think that if you do have a voice that's like placed somewhere, like it, like, uh, that's not average, then you're going to get made fun of it when you're younger,

especially because you're like deviating from the norm and anything that deviates from the norm, someone's going to point and go, you're different. That is wrong. And you're doing it for something. I don't that deviates from the norm, someone's going to point and go, you're different. That is wrong. And you're doing it for something. I don't know, but it feels wrong to me.

Yeah. And so insulting the pack. And so I get that. You talked before about like, I do think there's also a difference between like the inauthenticity of code switching and from where to where and for what motivation. Right. And the inauthenticity air quotes of just

like speaking a way that for whatever reason makes you comfortable it's like when somebody starts dressing in a different way they're like i want to take on like kind of a more biz cash style i want to try and wearing this more outgoing emo style and they did like i don't know like wear makeup for the first time and they're furious that someone will point it out. You're trying. How dare you? You're not allowed to try. I don't know. I sound different partly just from time,

but I always sounded a bit weird. And I also kind of have to enunciate more here because especially if I'm tired or beat. I think in my most comfortable level i'm about 30 percent quieter than the way i speak sure and i have half the number of consonants and i speak faster but quieter it's like a lot of it was already yeah uh yeah and that's fine it's just not the it's almost like shifting languages right right and you've talked about talking white yeah it's an accusation i like ow put my put my lip but um i oh my god it's gone i turned into mitch mcconnell

anyway i was saying yeah dude he's eliz. This is my real wife. Yeah. Armenian. Yeah. Well, I do. I majored in linguistics in undergrad, and there's something that we studied in linguistics, which is this changing of your voice. I guess it is a form of code switching, but there's another term for it. I just can't remember. And I think it's actually like there is no authentic voice.

Right. There is no natural voice. Like you're always changing your voice throughout your life to be socially accepted by your peers. And so, for example, like my mom is Cuban, she grew up in Cuba. And she works so hard to have an American accent. She doesn't want to have a cube, like Spanish accent. And so it's, you know, that was her way of trying to be accepted by her peers. And even I, like, I had a kind of deep voice for a girl, and I can tell when I, like, make my voice higher to appear more feminine. And, like, because that's my natural voice. Yeah, when she put that microphone down.

Hello, everybody. I studied linguistics. I studied linguistics. I studied linguistics. I am Schmalk. I only speak like this at work. Hey, it's me. It's me. I've been gathering gold.

I've been making music. Is there a harmony? Gollum gets home and he does a deep breath and goes like, I'm sick of this shit. Every day at work. My precious. It's his weed. It's a vape.

It's his vape, Benny. My precious jewel. Um, yeah, my precious jewels. Uh, what was I going to say? Oh, I,

I always was like conscious of my voice and it's like, at some point, why am I so tired? Why am I so tired? That's your natural voice. I speak like a baby. I'm so tired. That's why I said, I speak like a baby. I'm so tired. That's why I said, good morning, Jarvis.

And you said, no. But I kind of felt like I made a decision to just continue talking the way I talk, even though people would make fun of me for it. Because I just didn't sound like people around me. And I don't know why i sound the way i sound sounded the way i sound is that all a clip of you actually i was going to say the random podcast yeah on the random podcast it's like i sound the same i'm thinking very funny i thought of that initially then i actually thought of that other clip that you're like

maybe outside a lunch table oh yeah yeah that is a i's, you know, it's 2000s audio quality or whatever, but it is cadence at the very least. Cadence is the same, which is, I guess, you know, at least I'm consistent. Did you feel any shift when you came to California? No. We've both been here, well, like a, you, well, a decade? You've been in the area a little bit longer. Yeah, I guess I have been in California a decade, which is kind of crazy.

But, um, you hear like a year before me, I would say that only the only things that have changed is just vocabulary just because language shifts. And so you want to like kind of get with the times. Um, yeah, sometimes it does feel like there's just like partly you want to be integrated and language is also efficiency.

But then other times, especially if I'm like a high octane or like frustrated gaming or shock at the movie theater or something. Or like doing, oh my God, I once did one of those like haunted house choral type things. And it's like a little girl jumps out and she's like, I'm going to, I don't know, shoot you. I don't know. Yeah. It was a haunted house full of cops. Oh, no. Oh, no.

It was just a person's house. Come to think of it. Oh, no. Oh, fat man. Oh. Oh. Oh, boy. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Peter. Peter. Giggity. oh boy oh oh oh peter me lois lois uh peter i remember going through that and that's when it came out like i returned full british nothing i couldn't hold back at all oh yeah the moment it they got me i was like oh fucking hell yeah all right oh bangers and jesus i literally i've been replaying through queen's army i'm so close to 100%ing hades uh like again for like on like just all the high extra challenge settings and i got really close yesterday fucked it up in a very simple obvious way to not fuck it up i just went like oh for fuck's sake i just shifted completely that was more hick than i even was when i'm right you went all the way around

yeah it's like my uh kaioken state um kaioken times kaioken all right there uh give it a rest i have a brief i have a brief rant. Oh, my God. This has pissed me off earlier today. The mic's cracking in your hand. Yeah, this is freaking. Here's my real voice. All right.

When I got Dipper about three years ago. That feels longer than that. I know. He had issues having solid stool and so we went to the vet and then we got this like vet approved food that's basically just like hydrolyzed protein or whatever but just like with changing dog foods like we didn't want to change because whenever you change dog food it takes a long time and then like usually they won't, it takes a long time. And then like usually... Like they won't eat it? It takes a long time? It takes a long time for them to like normalize to it.

So like you're expecting diarrhea, for example, upon like switching food for a while. And so I kept this food consistent and it's been great. But part of the issue with it is that every time I need to get a new bag of it, I would... First, I started just going to the vet themselves, but they would always be out of stock of this food, right. And so I found out that I could get it on like chewy, which is like dog food marketplace, I guess website. And you could just upload your vet authorization,

or you could send it to your vet, and then they would like authorize you. And it's just like cheaper, and it's always in stock versus like where uh it's not always in stock at my vet and you like need food and you need we need food you know for for dipper to eat and so today we i i ordered this food again like I always have for the past three years, and I didn't get the vet authorization to go through. And so we called, and they were like, we've changed policies. We no longer allow basically authorization from other pharmacies. And so you'll have to like buy it here. And I'm like,

it's just, it is the food itself. Yeah. It's just, it's not even like medicine food. It's just like, that's what I hate about like dog food is that like, this isn't even like the concept of it being vet approved or needing a prescription is so silly.

Cause it's just, there's nothing special about the food. I'm sure I could find a version of it that's doesn't need vet approval, but I'd be worried about switching foods and all that jazz, you know? Yeah. Really feels like there should be a, I mean, I feel like I get more warning before my orthodontist raises the price by five bucks or something. No, it's just crazy. Cause it's like, first of all, they don't have the shit in stock most of the time.

So it's like, so now it's going to be harder for me to get the food and I have to go in person and they won't do the middleman thing. And I thought I was just making it easier for everybody because I would call and they'd be like, no, we're out. And I'd be like, yeah, check's out. I'll just order it somewhere else. And so now it's like, I don't know why they've instituted this new policy,

but it makes me want to find a new vet. Slash finding another food is an option. But the thing is, we've tried so many times over the years to try other foods and other diets that would be more um agreeable and just haven't landed on something you hate the toast yeah like there's nothing that quite hits the right amount of crunch and like flavor yeah for you for me specifically yeah i mean he just eats like whatever man he's whatever, man. He's cool with whatever human food I've got in the fridge. A lot of Uber Eats for him.

Yeah, I do a lot of Uber Eats for him. He loves Jack in the Box. Yeah, Jack in the Box, Pad Thai. This might be why his digestion's not great. Yeah, but for me specifically, I need my hydrolyzed protein. Dude, don't even talk to Dipper. And my Royal Canine Ultramino. Don't even talk to Dipper until he's had his three coffees.

Yeah, that's true. Had his three gallons of water. Oh yeah, that's true. Does he still do that? He does. He's like a psycho mode. They thought, well, we were super close to getting him diagnosed

with like some sort of kidney disease that would have explained why he likes to drink as much water as he does. But then the like third of, like he had like a super round of tests and then that came back negative but uh not before i spent a thousand dollars on the test of course wasn't just like scarcity well that's what we thought at first but now it's like he's had an abundance of water for most of his life and he still like kind of drinks it like he's never

gonna see it again and so yeah he has waking up in the middle of the night after pizza water consumption style yeah yeah and so so we're still trying to figure that out but it's mostly contained now but mainly um just wanna just like that that stuff is just so expensive man it's just like so many tiny things happen and then then if you go to the vet, it's like, boom, automatic $400 charge. And you're like, oh, and we have pet insurance and he doesn't have any pre-existing conditions on his pet insurance because we got it when he was quite young. But it's still just so expensive. And so my heart goes out to all the pet owners out there because Dipper's in largely very

good health. And the things that come up are like random. Like he got bit one time and then like that was a thing. Well, that's the price nuance, right? Is you can plan, plan, plan. Exactly, yeah. What other dogs do or what your dog's stomach's doing. Yeah, dude.

Oh my God. Other people's dogs, man. Or if you just like, if the dog just grows way bigger than you anticipated it and it's like, well, I can't live here with this size of dog i have a kind of kid yeah and so um everything's fine he's healthy and fine but i just whenever these charges rack up i'm like really grateful that i can afford to deal with them but i think about how you know it's like i'm doing pretty well and it still feels expensive for me so So I'm like imagining the average person

who just has to forego care for their animal because of the prohibitive cost. I mean, I know the NHS doesn't cover pet insurance in the UK, but I come to think of it, I've heard, I don't know, I'm sure there's some stipend somewhere maybe, but like I've had friends talk about pet and uh pet expenses in the uk the way people talk about medical expenses here in general because it's such an exceptionally it's like a demo it's like a teaser of medical expenses well yeah i have to pet that's great

my dog would get sick you can't make me pay for saving a life? Yeah, it mirrors. It definitely mirrors. In America, it feels like it mirrors the regular health care system because you'll have something wrong with you and you'll have to figure out what's wrong and then you'll have to do a bunch of tests and all those tests cost a lot of money and then you're just going from doctor to doctor, specialist to specialist to figure out stuff.

I was just talking to a friend of mine whose cat was like a similar thing where they like had to try all these tests. And of course, trying all those tests costs hundreds and hundreds of dollars. And then at the end of the day, they were like, well, maybe do you think it's possible that it's like the simple thing? And they're like, yeah, that's possible. It's like, oh, okay. So like, so I'm just like a schmuck off the street. And I just like gave a guess. And it's also as plausible as everything we've been testing for. Just some Joe schmo dog mo yeah joe schmo neko mo you're going neko mo i'm going neko mode yeah yeah okay at a tandem rant yes friend of ours at uh you hosted a birthday party

true the night shout out chrissy chrissy deegan thanks for coming through nope not that one you had a night fun old night with one devastating exception on my part and i can't wait to see the unanimous agreement in the comments that will haunt me but they uh they they said that they got the vibe that i'd never i'm not the kind of person that would have ever owned a cat. Who said that? Chrissy? No. No, someone else.

It's someone we do like. Oh, okay. They're great. I like them a lot. Recent new friend of ours, or new friend. John Legend. Yes, John Legend. Yeah, big fan of Chrissy Teigen.

Stop singing. Yeah, he will not stop. But yeah, I don't know what it means. I thought you were an ordinary person, John. Shut up. Did have a cat. So I not what, like five years ago? Yeah.

And then first guest on the podcast, Diva. People have asked where Diva is. I kind of know. I know. Yeah, I had to give it to a friend when I initially lost my visa and had to leave the country. And then she was so much happier there because

more space, another cat to be around, better vibe, better environment. They have a car, you know, a lot of positive steps forward. And to be quite honest with you, I should not have gotten a pet at that time i think it was a very that's the kind of impulsive decision i'm no longer capable of i think but it was a um fixation for an extended period of time about like well this is a step forward i'm going to affirm any fears i have about impermanence and whatever i can fight that by aggressively doing something semi-permanent right

and now in retrospect like i talked to you recently like maybe like should i move check it place solo again i kind of miss living solo should be so-and-so and then i i could like the aftertaste i had like like a pre aftertaste of buyer's remorse. I felt exactly this kind of good right before feeling that kind of bad. And that, dude, that is impossible to give advice to people on. That's rough.

If we have like a younger friend or something that's like, do I make a decision? They're like, what do you think? And I'm like, I don't, I don't know. It seems like something I would feel very bad about doing.

I can't tell you that you'll feel bad about something later on. Right, exactly. Do you get that at all, buyer's remorse stuff? I mean, I feel like we both at least financially focus on the things that we know do bring us joy. I get buyer's remorse for, like every time I make a big decision, and it could be in life, like it could be a financial decision, it could be in like life like like it could be a financial decision it could be like a personal decision yeah i should say yeah we're talking about buyers uh most of

abstract right like so whenever like i think my anxiety is such that i will come up with like the worst case scenario of like what could happen after the fact and then i'll go oh why did i do that and then it's fine but it's just like the anxiety of like being locked in and now feeling like a little bit trapped into like the decision or the purchase or whatever yeah and then going oh no what if the world turns upside down this was bad yeah what if this was bad? Yeah, what if this was bad, actually, is what my brain will do. How are you doing, by the way? I'm tired. You're the no-sleep bastard?

I'm the no-sleep bastard. I think I'm going to try. So I got my deviated septum surgery, healed from that. I think I have something up there, but normally I can breathe. I normally couldn't get through. I'm thinking about, I have a CPAP machine that I haven't really played around with because the mask is uncomfortable for me. So now that my nose works, I was talking to a friend about nasal masks, nasal only masks.

And so I'm going to try, I bought one. I'm going to try that on for size. As in it's like just. As in it just like plugs into the nose, nose try, I bought one. I'm going to try that on for size. As in it's like just. As in it just like plugs into the nose. Nose goes, so to speak. And. Oh, it's a go zone. It's the go zone for the nose hole.

And I'm hoping that that. I am picturing like corks from a cartoon. Yeah, you got it. You got it. Blowing air in. Is that, are they blowing it? Is that. Yeah, they're blowing air in

they're like they're like circulating they're circulating air so that whenever i do that um quirky thing i do in the middle of the night where i stop breathing it like keeps the good times rolling aka oxygen you gotta breathe the whole time you gotta breathe the whole night i but i don't want to it's 24 hours in a day and i have to breathe the whole time i think that about my organs sometimes can i take a break dude. Can I take a break? You know if you lean at an angle and you can kind of feel your heart beat

because you're leaning against a pillow or something. I go like, is this fucking always doing this? That seems crazy. Yeah, it's insane. It's just- Take a break, dude.

You're going to burn out. I'm lying down. Come on. We talk about good work-life balance. We talk about prioritizing mental health, but I can't take a break from breathing?

Interesting. Who are we saying that to ourselves? Interesting, Jonah Jones. Interesting. No, but that's sleep apnea. That's like what your body does. It just goes, oopsie-doopsie, I forgot to breathe. And people have it to varying severity.

But mine is pretty mild, but I don't sleep naturally in positions that I only sleep naturally in positions that would activate my like mild sleep apnea. So my options are like sleep different or like try this nose thing. And I think if I get positive results from it, from trying it out, then I won't care about the inconvenience of it you know if i'm like feeling like super energized on a day-to-day basis that'll that'll be enough that is like the perhaps the most classically dastardly paradox right is that like well i'm so fucking tired and i've got to take some i I've got to book a dog. I've missed so many dogs appointments. I think I have a literally less than a 10% hit rate on appointments.

I've booked because I am waking up at a, I did not sleep last night at all, which has not happened in a while. Has happened in a while. So credit where credit's due. I woke up so late yesterday for seemingly no reason. I don't know the nightmare that i take that uh it's kind of just a general one but it also happens to make me very i was gonna say drowsy

but it just kind of makes me what i think people going to bed feel like where it's like nice like you put your head down on the pillow feels nice i don't know how to describe it it's kind of like when you uh it's got like any like recreational drug where you can't really articulate what it's doing you can more articulate what it takes away it's like yeah just like right did a bunch of mushrooms and yeah sometimes you do kind of see stuff but you kind of just stop seeing other stuff you stop being so focused on like arbitrary things are you essentially saying can you imagine sleeping feeling good? Yeah, it is fucked up.

And I get so excited now sometimes. My issue is that I'm still, granted, I've finished the whole program, but I'm still the Invisalign bastard. You know me. I'm trying to keep them aligned. Invisible. About half the day. Yeah, they're actually getting really visible.

This set is becoming stained over time, so they are becoming increasingly, it's becoming yellow line. But I do not have the willpower, if I end up getting in bed while drowsy, to get up, put the Invis line in. Rough. Tough.

But my body knows I should. And so it's like having a flight in the morning where you're like, oh, I gotta get up. Oh, that's the worst, yeah. You gotta dry yourself out. But it's actually completely not my fault because I just played Hades really late. Did you, I can't remember if you talked about this on the show or not, did you talk on the show about the sleep apnea stuff?

Oh, that's on the cards? Yeah. Yes. stuff oh that that was that's on the cards yeah um yes maybe offhand but it fell into the same bucket as uh getting a driver's license doing my visa paperwork and sorting out my uk estate stuff yeah of like god it feels good when i'm finally being proactive about it but i just am that's kind of my therapy thing right now i have an appointment on friday and the thing is i feel like at one point in my life kind of before all the i could trust in a jordan that will arrive at some point like maybe it's less than i'd like but at some point this month

logistical jordan will come out get 25 of the stuff i need to get done done and i'll it'll kind of carry me a little bit. Maybe he turns up for a couple days or something. Right, like his plane's supposed to land, and you're checking the clock, and you're like, yeah, it should hit any time soon. It's like, oh, it's got delayed. Whereas now it is like, it gets delayed, and then it goes away.

Like I'm looking at the- Oh, no, the flight's been canceled midair. And I just hear an explosion. No, the door. Oh, noair. And I just hear an explosion. No, the door. Oh, no. Why did I get on a Boeing? Why did I get on a Boeing? Didn't I give you the ick?

Didn't I give you the ick? Did my door fly off the plane? Did my door fall off? But that feels like the, I don't know if that's just like. Don't kill me. I'm not a whistleblower. But I, well, and if I am, I'm really sad about something else.

If I am, I'm sad. I'm super down about some other stuff. See, that's the thing with whistleblowers. They feel so guilty. Yeah. So they kill themselves. I love that. Every, just-

So dark. It doesn't matter. Like, just, if you are doing, like, corporate assassination or whatever, right? Mm-hmm. Hypothetically. You can look like a murder. You're not going're not gonna get in trouble yeah they just own it let's just be like dude we're the mob yeah they shoot him with a plane kendrick lamar concert yeah go to kendrick lamar concert it is juneteenth it is in englewood it's

going to be a party i'm nervous i don't know if i have enough energy for what's about to happen do you know how long the set is forever i think oh shit well so like doors open at 4 p.m which is crazy um where is it it's in englewood at i think the kia forum oh wow um the uh so i don't like 4 4 p.m is so early that there's a lot of other people performing before right exactly that's what that's what one would assume jacob was saying i mean actually both jacob and anastasia today of all days we're saying a lot about how like air quotes those guys are always late oh yeah i'd get rappers maybe is what you mean? Yeah. And when we said Juneteenth, we were using that. Juneteenth is a national holiday. A lot of air quotes.

Air quotes right next to your 10-gallon cowboy hat you're wearing. Right. And your $300 pair of cowboy boots with spurs attached. That sounds cool. You're one of those cowboys that has like a $400,000 truck that's never contained any lumber or anything, has that cover over it, and your dad gave you land. There's nothing on it. You're saying I'm an oil baron. Oh, yeah, you're like Daniel Plainview.

I do declare. I'm having that milk shake. Give me that milk shake, you fucking idiot. I drink your milk shake. All right, give me that milk shake you fucking idiot I drink your milk shake give me that give me your milk yum yum milk shake that's what I said

when I came out of the womb I said give me your milk breast is best I drink your milk boob boob shake my milk somebody take this kid I speak perfect English. Yeah, there's an amount of weird you could be as a newborn baby.

Newborn babies are freaks, dude. Have you been to the Kia Forum before? No, I haven't. It's nice. Okay, cool. Yeah, it's where the Lakers used to play. Until the incident. Until Kendrick turned up.

Until Kendrick took it over. They're playing at 4pm actually. But my friend David, who you all know, I love going to see shows with him because somehow maybe he calls the venue, I don't know.

He'll be like, hey, so the opening bands are going to play from 7 to 8 and then the main act will go on at 9. So let's get there at 8.30. I'm like, how do you have this information? Yeah, I feel like many times I've turned up to somebody's office hours or something, and I'm going like, oh, shit, sorry.

I didn't think anyone was going to come in. Nobody's ever asked that before. That's like when you're trying to figure out when to arrive at a party. And have you ever been the first person to arrive at a party and like not like not been prepared oh for sure it's too bright well like it's sunset i was invited to a birthday party for someone who i wasn't i didn't know super well but is a wonderful person. And I was like, okay, let's show up an hour and a half late. That should certainly guarantee that we're not the first person there. I would also assume that. And then we show up, and it's just them in their living room with their family,

and we're the first people there. It was like a family type affair? Well, it was just a birthday party, but their family happened to be in town. Losers. Maybe that was the whole and it was everyone was so nice but like my social anxiety like spiked you know it was like oh no like i was like literally looking for exits how could i possibly get out of this oh you gotta let you gotta let us do something that you gotta let us help set up or something you gotta give us a job give me a job oh what's that oh the vet and you need me there right now for surgery

no there's no need you do call you why are you talking back shut up no need to i'm your boss i'm your superior fix this dog find a dog to fix and and it was everything went great and it's like i would never want that person to feel bad that i arrived first but it's just a thing where my my social anxiety wasn't prepared like where the hell is everyone else yeah what's going on dude this isn't fair to me it's your birthday did everyone coordinate that they were gonna show up two hours late that's a little And they did. It was a full party by like two hours in. What was the, when did you arrive? And what was like the supposed start date?

And then you turned up 90 minutes later. Was it like 4 p.m.? I think it was like. Because I feel like no, like throwing a party is hard because you there's that anxiety in the beginning I'm learning there's different rules if it starts with the sun up

yeah if it starts with the sun up then you show up 6 hours late well no matter what you just show up at like 8.39 yeah that's just the rule you threw a party recently that had a very long time. Big window.

Yeah, yeah. That was cool. Our housewarming was, you know, the vibe was come by whenever you want. And I'm sure we'll be, you know, having a great time. There was one guy who like a couple of us are like Twitter mutuals with or whatever, but we had never met in person and he like showed up at our door and we like didn't recognize him. We were like,

Hey. And he was like one of the first people to come. But like once we knew who he was, we're like, Oh my God. Yeah. Like drill. And it was good.

It was awesome. I was like, Elon, I wasn't expecting you, bro. Yeah. He walked in doing a bunch of Sims emotes. Yeah.

Hello. Hello. He's actually like jockeying. Wait, okay. Do we have that video? We have it. We have it. Dude.

Oh my God, Jacob had it so fast. How did he have it loaded so quickly? Oh my God there there he is whoo yeah whoo yeah

keep it going this is like when SNL is ending yeah hey thanks everybody

thanks to the thanks again thanks to charlie xcx sorry the clip i know

it's a clip making fun of him, but the fact that it cuts as his first word comes out is very funny. Thanks for having that, like, shell loaded. Shell loaded, dude. If we need to, like, come back to it at any point. Yeah, that's a threat, actually. Yeah, we'll be good. I'm sorry.

Jacob is like, my gun's got one bullet, and it's ready to go. I was a whistleblower, so I filled my shotgun with a single shit. So a little bit of a follow-up on something we talked about last week with Ify and Brian was Nara Smith we briefly discussed. Oh, that's the one. is uh nara smith we briefly discussed and the you know because sad boys is uh you know the movers and shakers of society it does appear that nara smith has been being called out recently um we just touched feet you feel like did you say we just touched feet yeah did you feel that

yeah yeah we did that was kind of interesting yeah no it doesn't kill the flow i just wanted to highlight that because that doesn't happen a lot and i was i thought you'd think it would happen more i know same with i think we do mirror posture a lot so we don't often hit elbows but we did last episode as well it was kind of nice i was just like that's fun hey that's a little silly good time i thought that was like some kind of uh british idiom or something yeah we're gonna touch feet for a minute? That sounds like a tech phrase. Have a little, yeah, have a little huddle.

Yeah. Hold on, let's touch feet. Hey, hey squad. Hey gang. Right after all hands, we're all going to have a little foot touch. And that's a tick left.

It's touching base. But the base is of the foot. We'll touch feet offline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ping me after you're done tickling each other. Let's take this off feet. Let's rub knees when we get a chance. Let's rub knees and elbows.

What up, gang? Time for the Q3 rib tickling event. Okay, now it sounds like something else. It is literally... I'm calling HR. It's bad. I'm bad. I'm going to do a dance. If It's bad. I'm bad. I'm a kitty.

I'm going to do a dance. If he walked out doing those little dances and jumps, I would become a citizen and vote for him. I would fix it. It's the JoJo Siwa. If Trump came out, actually, straight up, I think if there's two things that would win by the election, one, he comes out, he does the JoJo Siwa dance, two, he beats up Trump with karate.

If he did either of those, he would win. In reality, I think if he did the Jojo Siwa dance, his shoulder socket would pop. Oh, yeah, his hair would fall off. His bones would grow. I mean, Biden would like, he'd look like if you like twist a Lego man's arm too far, it just pops out of his socket. Right, it would like, he'd look like if you like twist a Lego man's arm too far. It just pops out of its socket. Right. It would just bounce on the ground. He wouldn't notice.

Yeah. I've only got one arm. Okay. So, Nara Smith is like the, I make it from scratch. Ooh, right before bed, my husband realized we were out of toothpaste. So, we got fully dressed and went downstairs with our nursing baby to make some fresh. We grabbed the mortar and pestle and got to making some fresh toothpaste. It is, over time, at a certain point, it's like, come on, man.

I'm not futile. There are benefits to modern society a little bit. I feel like Colgate, three bucks for a few Colgate tubes probably trumps, I don't know, 40 minutes at the end of the day while your like beige vibe child is napping or whatever. I bet that kid doesn't cry. I bet it goes, ah, ah. It sighs. My mom sucks. ah it's size oh my mouth sucks I thought it was more of like a

it's more of like one of those like guided meditation like oh it's your Tibetan throat singing oh oh or you're like a dungeon in Legend of Zelda

the final room yeah oh yeah the final room yeah you go to the baby's room and you open the crib to reveal it's a crib it's spinning. It has an adult face like those old 1700s paintings. The homunculi or whatever.

It's an egg. It's an egg with a human face. So, Norah Smith has recently been accused of stealing from another content creator. I want to say South African content creator named Anezwa. You guys have been looking for a reason to cancel Nara Smith for a while now. And now she's being accused of stealing from another content creator and making money off of it. Wait, can we pause real quick? So, first of all, these allegations are very serious.

But this will not be the first time today that we watch content in this style where we have a little person on a green screen that looks like they could have just popped up behind someone's shoulder you know what i mean trying to influence size i do wish they positioned themselves in more fun ways like she could be behind nara's shoulder oh yeah they should be on a yoga ball right there we go or what if she came out like completely horizontal? Yeah, just sideways. Oh, dude, spinning. Like a newspaper in a cartoon. Like a Brian David Gilbert video.

Okay. So, Onezwa, a small content creator from South Africa who does a lot of from scratch cooking, recently called out Nora Smith, saying that for years she's been stealing her content and profiting from it. For months now, I have watched a very, very popular content creator use my ideas. And there are a lot of comments actually agreeing with this, saying things like the mozzarella cheese and the boba are all stolen from Onezwa, not Nara Smith cravings like she phrased it. Since according to the internet, Onezwa made boba tea and two days later, Nara Smith did the same thing. So naturally, after watching this video and reading those comments, I had to do a deep dive. So I stayed up watching the last few months of Onezwa's content

and my takeaway was that her content was great, but I really don't see the resemblance. Also, is food content something that you can really steal? I feel like so many people make from scratch videos and are constantly taking inspiration from one another that I don't think it's fair to say that one person stole from the other. Okay, so this person's on Team Nara. What is Boba? Like, what is it? It's tapioca.

Tapioca pearls that are in milk tea? I know the utility, but like... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tapioca. Because I was just thinking, like, make it from scratch. I'm like, but you can't make those. You buy them. They come from the sky.

They come from the place. They come from the baby. Oh, he's just spinning out bubble balls. What is tapioca? Pop, pop, like a cannon. What's tapioca? So they essentially make little balls of tapioca, and then I want to say you dry them, So they essentially make little balls of tapioca,

and then I want to say you dry them, and then you cook them so they get hot and gummy. But what's tapioca? Tapioca is a root. And they make flour out of it. It's a root like taro or like cassava. Or potato. Or potato. That's a root like taro or like cassava. Or potato. That's a tuba. Did you know that?

Tapioca pudding is really good. Tapioca pudding is pretty good. Is it like rice pudding? Kind of, but like with tapioca. What is that? What's rice, by the way? That's a grain. How do you grow pudding?

Okay, that's... My nose is bleeding. Okay, hold on. Who am I? But then there's some other allegations too. So this is the creator that people are alleging that she's copying. Yeah. It's, I mean...

I'll certainly reserve judgment judgment but i don't really know how you would do something from scratch and not get at least a little cross over so well yes but then also i think the timing like if you're like drafting behind another creator or you're inspired by another creator like this type of thing happens all the time where like if something is a trend something can only be a trend if multiple creators take take part in it but it is nice to acknowledge like where it comes from yeah and i think i don't know how nara's presenting it but if she's presenting it like this is my unique thought then that's kind of and that's also brings a question well like well why don't you want to attribute someone does he does that

feel as though it like cheapens what you're doing or something? But then maybe it's just a lot of parallel thinking. But it's like if you have parallel thinking over and over and over and over again. Well, I mean, did she make every recipe? You know, that's like. That was part of the allegation was that she made, like, a lot of them. But I don't know. No, that's what I mean.

Like, it's the claim can the claim on Nara's part, surely can't be like, yeah, I just figured out how to make toothpaste. There has to be a source of some kind and it's like kind of worth shouting out. She often starts her videos being like, we ran out of toothpaste, so I'm making it. So she creates this kind of fictional,

I'm assuming fictional because she's always running out of shit. She ran out of toothpaste. Dude, what is that? She only makes one serving at a time. So she's always run out. We run out of toothbrushes. I use them once, I throw them away. Electric.

So yeah, Nara Smith always runs out of stuff. So Nzila made her lotion on the 13th of May. And coincidentally, Nara Smith ran out of lotion two days later. Shoot. And made hers on the 15th of May. We're not making this up. Below, I'll post all the recipes Nara has stolen from other content creators with dates.

It could have been a, she shot it the day before, but there was a three-day post-production. You know what I mean? You had to copy and create it to make a page. I mean, okay. Of course, I'm going to include the boba tea that couldn't fit in your straw. That's funny.

Shout out boba guy. Wait, can we just, you know, just for a moment, watch the boba guy? I'd love to see boba guy. A cleansing, a spiritual cleansing. I don't even know how you find that. He's kind of the opposite of that. Oh, the guy that like- The babas.

I had the little, she said to shake it. And I think they're supposed to dissolve I Love that like I'm obsessed you just Poke a hole in it that is fun My god I choked on something My car oh What the fuck My car! Oh my god! I choked on something! Fuck off! What the fuck did I choke on?

Awesome! There is something about the range he gets. It's learning later too that that was completely earnest is so awesome. I was so worried it was a milkshake duck situation and someone was gonna be like you know this guy did 9-11 i think he like literally like

he made one more reference to it and then just went off living happily ever after nice like that's amazing love that i want more stories like that i wish i could do that why is long legs trending do you think we'd talk to him on the show oh yeah maybe he's like hey what's it like being you what the hell did you why are you why you got nice triceps so much you have nice triceps and Do you think we'd talk to him on the show? Oh, yeah, maybe. He'd just be like, hey, what's it like being you? What the hell? Why you got nice triceps so much? You have nice triceps and you have just the most beautiful smile and you seem so happy.

And you have such a lust for life. How do I learn that? Did you find out what boba is? That would really help me out with an issue I'm having and everyone's too scared to tell me the truth. I'm scared of Kendrick Lamar. He's also trending with Pharrell. He's scared of Pharrell.

He's trending with North Korea. What's going to happen at this concert? And Hasan. Now the lollipop. Coincidentally, your husband craved lollipops a week after Nzeela. It's how I'm guessing her name is said, but I need to hear it said. Made lollipops. Huh.

Also, you could have opted to make red, blue, orange lollipop, but you went with the exact color and Zila made. That, for me, if you're not going to attribute, right, like attribute the inspiration to someone else, which I think is a fun thing to do. It doesn't take anything away from you. Just do the cynical move of making

it another color. You can just do that. I'm just saying, like, if you were truly inspired, then just say it. It doesn't hurt anyone. It's nice. move off making another call you just do that i'm just saying like if you were truly inspired then just say it doesn't hurt anyone it's like nice but it breaks the i think it breaks the immersion for her being this like picturesque perfection and happiness is a zero-sum game and it is happy zero some game and that's why i'm happy that you're sad oh me yeah i'm happy that you're a sad sad man i can see that like okay if we're in the game of making uh food from scratch there's going to be some overlap but the timing if this is all true

is a little suspect let's say this stuff really doesn't thrive in screenshot it doesn't like none of these don't look advertising or tasteful it all i mean it just all looks like sperm i just i think the one thing we could take away is like follow nzila follow anezwa will link their accounts anezwa has 500k on tiktok i don't know about um the other creator but uh can we see just one of hers i'm just curious curious. Oh, 1.6 mil. Respect. And I think Inezwa actually has a garden, and she's farming the stuff that she's making and stuff. Yeah, making from scratch is interesting. So she's truly making it from scratch, yeah.

It's like, what's scratch? The store? I'll tell you what, while you're buying the stuff you need from the store, you should grab some toothpaste. Yeah, maybe buy it in bulk, in fact. The lollipop one I almost get because it's like maybe, I mean, clearly, it doesn't, in fact. The lollipop one I almost get because it's like maybe, I mean, clearly that doesn't seem like they're hurting for cash,

but like there's an argument to be made that it's more equitable, maybe more healthy, whatever. But if you're making like candy, I'm surprised if I'm going to get it. It was really cool the other day when I ran out of soap and then I had a box of soap in the closet that I could open up and put some more. You had an animal you were rearing. You killed it, used its bones. I did do that, yes.

But luckily I had a box of those. Yeah, because your hands got dirty from slaughtering the animal. So nasty, and not true. Maybe we can watch the mozzarella videos, the one on the 9th and the one on the 10th. So that's Nara Smith's on the 10th. Let's watch Inezwa's on the 9th. Homemade pizza, this is it.

This is it. Oh, wow. This is very much from scratch. Respect. Full milking. Hi, I'm Inezwa. And I make meals using items that I've grown, raised, or foraged.

She's about that life. Wow. Did mozzarella look so inedible till you have it. Yeah. It's definitely got more of an ASMR energy so far. Yeah. She's also not like the main, she's not the star of her video.

The food and the, which is I think cool. Yeah, go for whatever you prefer, right? But it is a, I think, cool. Yeah, go for whatever you prefer, but it is a... I don't know. I never like to judge people for their tone or content or whatever, but there is something like when you seemingly deliberately don't highlight the inspiration's work, to me, that feels like deliberately highlighting yourself

in a way that makes the smugness of the content more sinister. I just want to be her friend. God, that looks nice. Do you think we could be friends and maybe she would slide a slice of pizza over to me? Yeah, that is friendship. Okay, now let's watch Nara's. And this will be our, we'll judge from here.

Let's make some lasagna from scratch. It was a gloomy day outside, so what better way to spend it than cooking a comforting meal? I started off by making my mozzarella cheese. I added some milk, citric acid, and ran it to my pot, let that sit, and then sliced it all up. Transferred my curds to a cheesecloth to let all the whey drain out. Let that sit for about five to ten minutes, and then let all the whey drain out. Let that sit for about five to ten minutes and then when all the whey was drained out I added it back to the pot with my heated up whey and stretched it. Once it was shiny and smooth I formed it into a ball and placed that in some

cold water. Okay so she's making like a lasagna. And there's a tutorial element. Yeah this I would not say this is the same. Yeah, I don't think it's copying. I wouldn't even really know how to differentiate it more. And look, I don't need to defend Nara, but I would need, you know, maybe the lollipop thing where the lollipops are the same color. That's interesting. But I don't know.

I'm going to wait for more of a smoking gun here, unless we missed something big. Also, I don't know if this is like i i think it is always nice to shout other people out and if there is any inspiration whatsoever from the creators you should mention it uh separate from that i am always a little bit like dismissive's not the right word but benefit of the doughty when it comes to accusations of plagiarism in a platform which is not zero-sum like i don't think that type of video from someone else is cannibalizing the views or performance of somebody else's video the same content and i the vibes are off right it is icky and a bit

off feeling but practically speaking i don't think uh views are being robbed now views could be given by giving attribution if it is something yeah but i i think the feeling that something's off so we were talking about earlier where it's like this feels inauthentic but it doesn't actually yeah my main thing would be if there's more of a smoking gun that we missed. I think it also, like the Onezawa and Nzila are not small creators. Like they do have like hundreds of thousands of followers. So it does make sense that Nara may have seen these, especially if they're in the same genre. But yeah, I'll leave.

I won't cast any judgment on this i there is also an element of like the vibe of that content is uh it's corny and i do think a little bit of corny and braggadocio does bother it's just a little annoying um i don't mind so much but it some people are bothered by that like again when it feels kind of inauthentic or show-offy, which I'm always hesitant to push off on. It's okay to show things in your life you like or are proud of. It's not always targeted. And I don't even really know how she would show these things

that she is passionate about without it or anything like that. It's like wedding photos. It's like, I don't know how you do that without going, like, look, I got married. I want to at least be constructive in my own head and say, like what would i change if i have any complaint at all anything is i don't know it's just literally like i guess it would be nice to shout someone out but also i were i watching the other channels i wouldn't really anticipate that yeah but some of these feel so different that i wouldn't even see them as inspiration so i'm not sure it would be the inspiration would be like oh making my mozzarella not like oh it's

making doing a from scratch mozzarella video for you know all right so there's you've come to content court and we've said i don't know what and uh who's there oh the one the one thing that maybe i mean uh onezwa is directly making a claim against that is true against nara jacob has uh i'd like to accuse the defense the prosecution of deliberately withholding evidence until now jacob i yeah i forgot about this as the ada jarvis is, I don't know, like my little assistant. I am, yeah. I'm like the bailiff. You're the cheeky bailiff to the cool judge. I don't know. Like whenever the judge says something funny

and they cut to the bailiff on the other coast. Okay, yeah. I forgot Oneswa did call out Nora. So I also think they're, you know, Oneswa must have a reason for that. I do not mince my words. If I said it, trust me, I will stand by it. Nara's dad was making kale salads with lemon juice and olive oil

before she started stealing content ideas from small content creators. Now, I know she's not slow, and she intentionally misconstrued what i said with the comment about not being the first to make boba because she knew you would run with it and gallop you did to come and tell me i'm not the first to do anything after i said that seven million times in that same video i understand that some of you may be victims of Angel's education system and some of you were the children who were actually left behind. So listening to understand might be a challenge.

I can sympathize with that. Pattern and recipe may sound the same to you. This is exactly like when Meet the Grahams. This is exactly like when Meet the Grahams. I was like, oh my god like some of you were the children that were left behind it's a little like a bit of back and forth i'm like whoa it's things are really heating up and then he's like hey adonis i think your dad should die what did she say she was like nara smith was making pasta with lemon juice before i came around kale salad with lemon juice and then take swings at She was making kale salad with lemon juice. And then take swings

at the audience that are pushing back. Damn. And she was like, y'all just flocked. Like, what did she say? You ran like, oh my God, wait. Oh, you galloped or something? In gallop you did. Holy shit, dude. She is ethering right now. What the fuck? I'm now on her side. I'm on her side. What the hell? Just because of how funny.

I didn't know she had bars like this. This is a regular House of the Dragons speech. It's like, ah, your children are bastards. Why? I changed it all, dude. Hold on. Let's keep listening. Let her speak.

Because I think the first person who made boba tea to drink through a straw made sure that the boba could actually fit through the straw. Got her ass, dude. She called out the fact that the boba doesn't fit through the straw. This is all heat. If I credit everybody, if you find a pattern of me stealing ideas, feel free to call me out. Because I know very well I have a great track record of mentioning people who inspire my cooking. And I do use my little platform to bring attention to other creators who I feel deserve to have their talents celebrated.

Over the past two days, I've taken the time to remind myself why it was that I started creating content. I wanted to document my journey of recreating meals my mother cooked for me. It was a hobby, an outlet, and that is the reason I was so reluctant to monetize it. I wasn't collaborating with brands. I wasn't tagging or reaching out to them because I knew if I did, I would lose all the joy I found in this. I'm disappointed in myself that I lost sight of why I started this and that I thought someone could take it away from me. So two things are going to happen. One, I'm going to keep creating the videos of these meals you've all told me look unappetizing and you do them in your sleep

and two nara smith is going to stop stealing content ideas a win-win and to the south africans who have continuously undermined and disrespected oh okay i don't know what she was going to say to the the last audience there but it was really nice but yeah nara says she's making kale salads with lemon juice and olive oil before she started stealing her fallout content creators. It's a crazy bar. That is... That genuinely is a

transformation of the Supercell. That was such an escalation. I'm on her side. If anything I said before implied that I wasn't, by the way, I just want to say psych. I'd like to psych that from the court record. Psych that. And I was kidding.

Oh, you thought I was being serious, Anastasia? I was kidding. Your Honor, can we psych that from the record? Go ahead, psych that from the record, please. I was going to say something about this, but I think that's a great note to end on. I totally relate to the feeling of not wanting to monetize your hobby because it could take away the fun from it,

which is why I want to pivot to talking about Magic the Gathering. The opposite of monetizing your hobby. Yeah, it's a money sink. Your hobby is monetizing you. No, I just wanted to say shout out Brian Kibler, who was a good sport about me flubbing Brian David Gilbert's name. Doing Stolen Valor. Yeah. And maybe we'll do some magic stuff in the future.

Who knows? Stay tuned. Maybe you're going to be involved in. I mean, I don't want in the future. Who knows? Stay tuned. Maybe there's someone you're going to be involved in. I mean, I don't want to answer this. Who knows? Who knows? Maybe we'll get a touch of toast. What is Tadapi Yoga?

What is Bobo? So the other thing I wanted to say is that I've been doing a bunch of limited events. I've been doing a bunch of drafts. I've been improving. Is it a draft within the limited events sphere? Yeah, so limited. Basically, there's limited and constructed. And constructed is like you bring a deck standard.

It's like bring a deck format. Bring a deck from home. Standard, modern, vintage, pioneer, just like all these. Commander. from home um standard modern vintage pioneer just like all these uh commander uh and then and then limited is like sealed and draft uh sealed is like how the pre-releases are structured where uh you know brian and if you and i went to pre-release event and got six packs we built a deck out of that and then played uh and then i've been i went to a couple of drafts recently where it's like you you have three packs total but you open up your pack take a pack out of it or take a pick out of it a card that you want to build your deck with then you pass it to the left and then uh you get

a pack pass to you that someone's taking a card out of and then you continue that process until you've drafted 45 or you know roughly 45 cards If anybody does need a comprehensive tutorial on contemporary ways of playing Magic and the best places to do it, I do recommend taking a 40-minute drive with Jarvis. I just gave Jordan a rundown of Magic formats. I did my 101, or my modern 101. It's been unlocking.

All the info's coming back. The lore is coming back. Thinking about Jace. Thinking about Jace. And see, I missed Plan planeswalkers because when i stopped playing in middle school like planeswalkers wouldn't come out for a few more years so when i would peek back into magic i'd be like this game's gone crazy there's this who the hell is this jace guy it's not too big um but anyway that's been fun uh definitely want to host more events. I recently went to a draft with, uh, I brought some friends,

um, that they'll remain anonymous, but I brought some friends and, they had never done one before. So they kind of got thrown to the, to the wolves a little bit, but they were both super good sports about it. So you know who you are.

Um, Jesus. Obama. You know who you are, Barack Obama. Uh you know who you are barack obama uh and the other person not an obama not an obama did you say it runs her biden yeah it rhymes with hunter by uh what is bunter hyden uh we had to buy the president's son innocent till proven guilty he was sorry oh shoot did you see uh can we pull up that tweet of Brian Johnson, the 45-year-old man who wants to live forever but looks older than he is?

Brian Johnson Kibler. He's a founder of an app that I know. I can't remember what he founded, but he's a tech billionaire, and he's trying to reverse aging. And by being a tech billionaire, that obviously gives trying to reverse aging which and by being a tech billionaire that obviously gives him a lot of credence i mean you should trust him he's probably well informed oh yeah so oh yeah he he was the c he was the founder of braintree which was like

the company that created venmo and then he sold it to paypal what's going on there so i don't know what he was doing but uh he's the one who's like wants to do billion he wants to reverse aging or whatever doing gene therapy like getting blood from his son and stuff oh there's the the man himself the man himself and so it's just funny to see him side by side with uh hunter biden who who who is older than him it's a very flattering photo of hunter biden you could have chosen there's plenty of non-fl there's plenty of non-flattering photos but uh but what was funny was that so people were like hunter biden looks great for having a you know crack cocaine addiction maybe the best looking middle-aged crack addict ever yeah and so the what's funny about this is that brian johnson

quote tweeted this and said wait until you see what's on my laptop what could that possibly mean wait till you so he is gonna reveal it or it's well he's like making a joke about hunter's it's a laptop real stretch but it's like the implication of this is just such a strange joke well what i guess what it means is it's more severe yeah yeah you don't know what kind of country secrets are on my laptop maybe his hog's even huger yeah it seems like he's bragging about yeah something worse or like more shocking he's and i don't doing drugs with sex workers i don't want it this photo is bad enough it. It feels like a threat, though. It actually did feel like a threat, and I was threatened reading it. Well, it's like, okay, so the text of these two photos, compare them.

Brian Johnson, age 46, supplements, diet, gene therapy, under Biden, age 54, mostly crack cocaine. What? Look, we've all done rushed and maybe inappropriate, not in an offensive way, but inappropriate as in doesn't mesh bits, right? Like especially maybe you're at a party, you haven't met these people before, you want to try and get that one laugh to establish yourself

as someone that can have fun, right? This is written word. Give it two reruns. Just check it a couple of couple times leave it in the draft for a little bit doesn't have to be are you talking about the quote you to the original the quote tweet yeah the quote tweets a little it's like what does this mean because i don't it brings me to question what he thinks the original one's about it feels like uh when you're just like riffing and you're just saying words. Yeah, you're just taking a breath. You're just like doing a word association.

Yeah, we're just saying you were at the ugly museum. You know, playing around a little bit. I was never there. I was never there or close to there. No, you were. And the allegations that you've heard are false. You were the VIP, I heard. I was never the VIP.

No, that wasn't a situation. Wait till you see which museum I'm part of. Exactly. Exactly. Ding, ding, ding. Okay, let's move on to our last segment. We found a guy. Maybe he's the best conspiracy theorist on TikTok.

He does, I mean, rule. He's kind of like if like, he's like a alternate timeline Jakey. Charlie Griffin. Chuckie Bats. That's a cool name. Join me beyond the ice wall. Which will make a lot of sense to you very soon.

Or no sense. This is one of his earlier videos on the ice wall that kind of explains what it is. If you've ever wondered where Asgard is, well, apparently, this is where it is. No. Oh. No. Oh. Yep.

No, I found this map when I was, you know, wandering around on the internet. And it's a flat earther map. It shows Earth in the middle. So it's like it could be from a video game. He talks about this like questing. I was wandering around the internet and I'm like, yeah, well, okay.

Well, then what makes the map credible at all? Well, he went up to a tower and then surveyed it and then unlocked a portion of the map. It cleared some of the fog of war. Right. The flat earthers on the flat earth map. There's the ocean of yam. There's so many places that I've never heard of. Th oh these are things i thought were fantasy lands these are um fucking uh uh norse i believe right oh okay because at the top left the the because i was of course wondering where

jodenheim was and of course where uh the fucking the other one as. But I don't know Norse mythology especially well, but I was under the impression, at least from Alanna and her team's good work on the God of War, I was under the impression that the realms weren't just countries. You got in a big tree and teleported to a new one. Yeah, isn't there a like rainbow bridge or whatever it is that you take to get to Asgard? The Bifrost.

Bifrost. Well, that was there, but it's just like a river. Oh, do we think this ice wall is the poles? So, yeah, how does this work? The ice wall? So this is the south pole supposedly they're like the south pole is actually a big ring that is preventing you from getting to the rest of the world but there are very specific places where you can get through oh it's preventing

who so people have been to the ice wall and gone like, there's nothing here. But no one believes, yeah. No one believes the people who have gotten past the ice wall. I know it's so hack to make this point, but like why this? Why is this the wall that has to be fought? But he found the map online so I don't understand what the problem is.

He was wandering around on his quest? He was surfing. He was surfing. He was surfing the waves of the net. There's so much more that isn't Earth, that is outside the ice wall. He was driving really fast on the Information Superhighway and he found this map. Yeah, he was drunk driving through the Information Highway.

It's weird to me that for some reason a flat Earth has more stuff yeah spherical earth well that's because it's like because if you flatten it down there's more surface area duh all right let's play on the internet and it's a flat earther map it shows earth in the middle and then there's antarctica which is supposed to be a giant ice ring. And apparently there's holes in it where you can sail through and go to all these other continents. That's one of the alien movies. There's like an old creepypasta about an arcade game called Polybius that took over people's lives but wasn't actually real and didn't exist. You can't stop playing it and it knows your name.

Yeah. I thought it was pretty cool. It was pretty interesting. Now, right here is apparently leaked footage of me on the ice wall. Come on. Leaked footage? No, it's just a photo.

Leaked footage? Apparently, it's leaked footage. All right. It's pretty cool. It's pretty interesting. You know, I was on Etsy yesterday. I was buying some resources for D&D campaign. And I thought that when I downloaded an image of Faerun,

when I was scrolling through the tavern map of Waterdeep, I thought that was, you know, from D&D. Right. But it's actually from beyond the wall. Some Los Feliz. Well, because there's an ice wall around Los Angeles. Yeah. And there's only a few places you can sail through.

But when you do, you reveal. From Rocktown up over Pasadena. Yeah, yeah. You actually can get through to the Underdark. Oh, wow. Wait, so we're on the other side. Yeah. And we just got nothing.

Well, that is a very thin wall. It's a pretty thin wall. That's a, I mean, I can see it. I mean, I feel like a balloon could, you know, very easily make it over. The Great Wall of China is like really much that big. It's also not very high. Also, we've never went to space, so you couldn't really see this from space because all the pictures from space are lies.

We bumped off the ice ceiling. Do you know up there? You know what there is up there? Angels? Crazy shit. Actually, do they not believe in space at all? Is there like planet, all the planets flat? Like if you fall off this one, could you land on Jupiter?

You know, I don't know if they've gotten that far. It's like a Plinko machine. Yeah, if you're lucky, you get to land on a cool new planet. Yeah, I mean, I think there are some flat Earth theorists that believe in a sort of dome. Right? Like a globe of sorts? There's a big boom above us?

That's what thunder is. Whoa! Stop! I'm not seeing a Thoth or Polybius. Maybe they're on the inside uh asgard's in antarctica in the south right south pole oh i'm laughing at how absurd that notion is anastasia the very notion of north south south, east, and west. You're right. If you feel disquieted, you should be.

You are being screwed over. The elites don't care about you. You are being lied to on a societal level, but it's just not this. Yeah. To what end? I don't get it. There's so many more important and nefarious things

to focus on. True. It's like even if the world's flat, okay, then what? Who cares? I mean, I guess I do see the appeal of like, well, I'm going to have my little conspiracy theory because it's fun to have. And then I'm going to throw in that Thor lives here.

That is more fun. That is more fun than reality, if I'm being honest. All right, let's lock in a few more of these guys because we got to get over to nights before I have to run. This video got 10 million views, and it shows these two guys who apparently got in a boat and sailed all the way to Antarctica to see if there's new land. And what people were freaking out about this video was...

Can you just sail to Antarctica? It seems like a fishing vessel. Yeah, like from a small boat. The water looks a little bit different than anything we've ever seen before. It looks kind of thick. I bet anything you've ever seen before. Water looks a little bit different than anything you've ever seen before. It's kind of like a wet special type of water.

And as if it were melted glass. And I haven't figured out a reason or a scientific reason for why this is the case. Man, I just got to say, almost everything that's melted sort of looks like water. That's kind of what being melted is. It's so close. Well, and also, like, it probably is melted ice.

It's also funny that he says, I haven't found a scientific explanation. You're not a scientist. You don't have to. Even if you could find a scientific explanation, would you know what it meant? Yeah, have you tried Googling what does water look like? Yeah, get back to surfing. Seek answers on the new quest.

The problem with this stuff is that if anything is complicated, then someone's like, well, it must have a simple explanation, but not everything does. That's why we've had thousands of years of, of physicists trying to understand or like prove models that were created hundreds of years ago. And sometimes the language is simple, but like, that's because all the nuance was done behind the scenes. It got boiled down into a term, which is nice. It's useful for the layman, right?

Like, I don't know the answer for this, but I guarantee you can say it in one line. Probably. I don't know. It's the ice, isn't it? Could have sworn the earth wasn't solid, but whatever. Can you...

Suspect. You check. It's solid. Oh, sorry. It arrived. I was going to check the globe for where the rich driver was. Oh, yeah.

Here he is. Oh, he's in the ocean. Oh, sorry, it arrived. I was going to check the globe for where the rich driver was. Oh, yeah, here he is. Oh, he's in the ocean. Oh, yeah. Oh, things did not go well after he dropped off this order. He has gotten caught up in the Bermuda Triangle, it appears. Hey, okay. Is that real? The Bermuda Triangle?

All about that. No. Because I go there. Well, I think people, modern day people go through there all the time. Yeah. I could do it. It's like popular route. I do think it is like weather wise, probably pretty intense.

Is that where Amelia got got got? Yeah. Yeah. Embarrassing. Yeah. Didn't they find her? They did find her. They did find her.

Hey, guys. She was in like a cave or something, find her? They did find her. They did find her. Hey guys. She was in like a cave or something, right? Well, yeah. So she was on this island. Long beard. Still alive. Bones, but with that, like the goggles, iconic goggles. So she basically like some scientists analyzed, they found her like bones like ages and ages

ago. And they were like, this belonged to a man who was five nine and had a shoe size despite the fact that he had like amelia erhart's shoes like the shoes that she was like seen wearing they were like oh no this couldn't have been this couldn't have been uh her because it's the bone structure of a man and then turns out that fucking this is why all that transvestigation shit is bullshit because they couldn't fucking tell. And then they like destroyed evidence so that they then – I don't know how that happened or they lost the evidence or destroyed it or something. But then they were like, oh, all along it was true that she crash landed on this island and then like survived with her co-pilot who was like there for a while.

And then they got like eaten by crabs or something. Oh, I think, I think that's what happened roughly. But we did, we did confirm. I think that we found her. Oh,

and a really sad thing about it is that they were able to radio. I I'm remembering this from like a Buzzfeed unsolved. So I could be wrong. They were able to radio in and it like someone like a child, like heard the radio signal, told someone about it and they didn't believe her. What the hell? Oh,

wow. Um, when was this, this initial finding of her, this article? 2018. 2018. Yeah.

Thank you, Matthew Warren for the article. Dozens heard Amelia Earhart's final chilling, please for health researchers say. Thank you, Matthew Warren, for the article. Dozens heard Amelia Earhart's final chilling pleas for health researchers say. What was... I actually don't really know. Was she just like a recreational pilot? She was like breaking world records. Yeah, she was like flying around the globe.

Like was doing it on like a... Was she doing it on like a single tank of gas or some shit like that? Well, there was like... At the time, there was like lots of records. She sought to become the first woman to circumnavigate the globe, not on a single tank of gas. There's another woman named Beryl Markham who's British, I want to say. Thank you. Lame.

Who lived in Kenya. Jesus. Where'd you get that idea? She was the first either the first woman or the first person to do a solo flight across the Atlantic. Two best kind of

people, dude. Kenyan, British. This is from the Washington Post in 2018 when they confirmed that they found her. Almost all of those messages were discounted by the U.S. Navy, which concluded that Earhart's plane went down somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and then sank to the seabed. This is like one of those Rotten Mangoes channel

that my partner, Jarvis, introduced me to. My partner and my partner in crime. Stop it. No. Destroy that globe. It's upsetting me uh that would destroy the podcast if i got really into flat earth room that'd be funny probably a funny way to go out uh i die by falling off the earth i believe like i've only seen a couple of the uh rotten mangoes as true crime i guess true crime but i think i like. It's like more like it feels like more ethical true crime.

Yeah. It's more about it's more just like narratives and context. It's narratives and it centers the victims and it centers like systems at play. Primarily in Korea. Yeah. Well, just a lot of different countries. Actually,

there's tons of stories from like Spain and China and stuff. Just like a lot of true crime stories that are like a lot of the ones in America have been done and done and done, but they have like a team of translators they work with. Oh, I've got to cover more ground. I want to see some Korean ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We mentioned because just like a bunch of those, a ton of those videos are always just like,

oh, it was like completely preventable. Like a signal went out or a distress call goes out and the coast guard is like, I don't want to check. I'm tired right now and it's like just what what are you what are you doing why are you listening to the radio if not to do something with it well this is like you know i feel like everything always comes back to the fact that like our institutions suck yeah which is why you should be skeptical but don't funnel it into like yeah it's like why what? I think Ares lives here.

What if this guy was spending his time telling this Amelia Earhart story? That's fascinating. So this is someone, he's talking about someone who supposedly went past the ice wall. Amelia. Dude, it's like that episode of Lost where, why am I forgetting his name? The big bad, bold big bad. Charles Widmore. Charles Widmore.

Noah or Jacob or? Charles Widmore, yes. He, not really a big bad ultimately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he fakes that crash plane with all the bodies in it. That's like, yeah, Amelia Hart got lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Actually, she like lives in asgard i mean you're at asgard the continent of constructs sounds like something from boulders gate dude that's where you get a war forged yeah shout out arnold or whatever his

name was bernard both my boulders gate heads know about Bernard. The construct in the Underdark, that wizard's tower. Yeah, I've always wanted the whole game. I was thinking to myself, I've got to get a construct in my team at some point, right? That's got to be coming. That's got to be there. You would hope. Nothing. Bad game as a result. I've recently come into contact with another person who says that they've been beyond the ice wall to the continent of Patatia

and that they know... Okay, real quick. I've come into contact. You got a DM. Stop making it sound so crazy. I'm coming to contact. You weren't listening for radio signals. How do you... I've been tuning my ham radio to different signals trying to intercept calls

from beyond the wall. I touched feet with someone. Yeah. It's not Mark's legitimate method of communication. It's your thin ice, thin ice wall. Thin ice wall. The guy that I was speaking to last August who also said he's been beyond the ice wall. Now this new guy said that he went through

the Leviathan's Gate through a submarine and visited this continent which had a race of humanoid dog-headed beings. Whoa! Is that a photo? I feel like a little uninspired, right?

Because ancient Egypt kind of had this handled. I thought the whole thing was that this was just literally pre-existing mythology and this was the source of it. this was just literally pre-existing mythology and like this was the source of it is this just like something that already exists I mean

yeah ancient Egypt had what are they called it's what Lucario is based on oh really is it called Lucario Egyptian Anubis but is it like a race of them or is it a jackal headed god

Anubis what is Anubis like Anubis. But is it like a race of them? Or is it a jackal-headed god? Anubis? What is Anubis like? Anubis. He's in Spelunky 2, if that helps. He was a god, right? He was a god of maybe like war. But is there a name for like jackal-headed things? Check

class and race. Consort? Oh my. Anubis is so sick. Offspring, he had a son. Do jackals have such cool heads? Wait, the Greek equivalent is Hades or Hermes? Pick a lane. Oh, that's right. No, because Anubis is god of the underworld, right?

That's his thing? I suppose. I don't know enough about mythology. Funerary rights. Protector of graves. Guide to the underworld. Respect. Oh, so that's also why he's Hermes.

So Hermes can go to the underworld and come back. He's one of the only Hermes that's allowed to run through. Yeah. One of the only Hermes. He isn't the only Hermes, I suppose. Heard about these dog-headed humanoids from European legend. They were said to have been an aberration and were a hybrid of humans and dog

and were said to have been constantly at war with the Roman Empire. There was even one named Saint Christopher whom, only according to legend, was redeemed by Jesus Christ. But this is getting off topic. That's close. Here's the weird part. I sent this long document that has

all the saved messages from this other guy I spoke to in August. I sent it to this new guy and then he was amazed. He was like, wow, this sounds like someone that I knew before that I haven't been in contact with since before 2020. We gotta go back to those messages.

The messages are, Krakens, huge unknown species. It's bad enough if we bust into some dragons along the way, but the sea monsters would destroy us. Dragons aren't aggressive unless you attack them first. Charlie Griffin, did you tell me you've flown there already? Witcher, yeah, five, six times. Charlie, but you're not going to show me any photos.

And then a message that gets cut off. Picture didn't happen. I love his form of storytelling, Charlie. It's so like, I heard something. I found a guy and he said this, and I'm just going to take that as fact. I found this on the internet. Dude, ai photos are

gonna break this man's brain he's gonna spend the next five years going i've seen photographic evidence of shrek from 1500s of the boy who was who inspired the minions yeah this was the real life stewie griffin we need to i have heard and seen evidence that, and this should be scary, He-Man and Skeletor are in love. Based on art shown to me on a website, it appears that SpongeBob is a really bad guy. And Sonic is in a relationship with a human woman. How does it all work? He's playing Sonic 06.

I travel beyond the ice wall. First time maybe any human being has traveled beyond, or at least in recorded history. I am online. I have access to the internet. I have access to media capture. I have all of that. I go there.

It's a transformative experience. I don't know how many times I've been there. Yeah, 506. Lost track, really. Also don't have video or photos. If have service how am i getting service do i have a sat phone or are there cell towers they're telling me that it's a place that man has been before hey but you said uh you don't have any photos sorry i'm in a tunnel i'm in a texting it's so funny because you're using the science using the same science that powers the submarine is also the science that says that we don't live on a flat Earth.

Did he make this new submarine? Yeah. It's possible. I mean, we've seen crazier. It's true. I've actually seen evidence. I just pull up like a crayon drawing. Yeah.

I'm like, have you seen evidence of a submarine? Close to what actually happened, actually. And it actually goes a million miles an hour. Dragons are on a grassland. Let's see what happens. I knew before that I bucks dragons are aggressive contact with since before 2020 now let's get back to talking about what this new guy told me this now he said that there are dragons and krakens like we have heard before and that he only went to a few mostly abandoned cities that only had a few people on it how navigating this he it's like he's using old like forms of transport it's going to take for freaking ever to travel this much these are also alone you travel to all these cities big like so south america there is on the you know the west

that makes sense and then there are that is about the size of each of these islands we are trying to show right now we're yeah it's not a city we're basically saying like oh these we just live inside of a little snow globe and we don't even know that there's so much more beyond us and it's isn't he basically saying there's like two additional you know wall maria or whatever is tech on Titan style rings. Meaning that like the entire of what we think is earth and the amount of time it takes to travel that he would have to triple that or Drupal that. Right. And he's like himself, what five or six times,

which would take, by the way, the, like the nav, the navigators of the times of your, that are like using all this technology are spending their entire lives just to get a fraction of this distance.

This man's bouncing back and forth. He's a bow in 747. Also, how far along do you think this man is in his Jedi training? Yeah, where's his Padawan braid? That is a cool fit, though. He said he is not going back because it is too dangerous, and he saw one of his crewmates die to a disease that nobody knew what it was. The cracker.

Okay, well, were there any doctors there? Because, like, I'm not going to know what most diseases are. It was dysentery. Yeah, it could have been anything he's drowned he fell into that mercury water no it was a mystery disease well was there a doctor because because it may not have been a mystery in fact you know what i'd send one with you i'd send it just actually a crew this is the alien he has has a crew yeah he got distracted by the sirens dude gerald the witcher i guess was yeah and he's famous submarine they were also thinking that it might have been a

curse because when they were in the city a shaman was i guess following them around and keeping an eye on them and so they think it could have been a curse or it could have been a strain of something that they've never heard of before. Why'd they even go? Like, it seems like they just went. They went like, I don't know, something's going on. This guy's following us around. What did you think he saw?

It's like, maybe he's showing us something. I don't know, who cares? It's like an official being like, you can't go in there. What are you doing? Okay, fine. He was cursing us. Also, you found, like found the secret part of the world,

and this is the guy that you contacted? Yeah, I got to reach out. Well, people don't take everyone seriously, so this guy is one of the first people that's willing to hear out the cause. Yeah, Jacob, I can't help but feel like you had a critical tone when you said him. It's like, well what you have big news so you reach out to the president yeah it's like army hammer actually reached out to him and said hey i don't eat people actually that was a noobis all right i'm not really into life's chewing yeah

this is beef jerky my arm of the cow variety ignore that sound ouch my freaking belly it's my arm jerky dude army hammer's eating me by the way army hammer's eating me armies someone call the army army hammer's eating my arms so all of the uh all of this guy's tiktoks uh uh are around this map that he found and my favorite thing is that we should watch the planet of the apes one but my favorite thing is that uh when you click on his link tree uh the first thing you see is click here for the map give me give me the map he's like i found it now now you can it's also i this is not to be mean just his profile picture is telling the videos he seems miserable he's not interested in this at all i think i think he's just like low energy kind of like how um like i feel like his heart's more in it than like that new right wing woman oh wait real quick can we jump over to before we get back to the conspiracy

things we do have to hit this um no but if he's dream woman if he's dream woman, if he's dream woman is, uh, Lily Gaddis and Lily Gaddis is now fully right wing gal fully, uh, great top, but her, but she posted this video. Can we just click her video where it's like, people are questioning whether she has her, she has what it takes to be a right wing grifter. Yeah. There's more, there's more, uh, samurai skill than people, than people think. Okay. We got a problem in this country and it's people not getting married, not putting a ring on it, and not having kids.

But conversely, we also have a problem with a lot of women voting, and they're voting Democrat. They're voting leftist. If you want to fix that problem, you have to wife these women up. We have to stop being incels and stop, um, stop going up to girls and, oh, no girls are all just bitches. Oh, they're all just whores. Let's not even go and ask them out. Stop being a pussy and put a fucking ring on it. If you want to fix the, if you want to fix the voting problem, that's how you fix it. Motherfuckers. Like anybody who votes leftist, they're single women with no kids and whatever, and they're jaded with life. So if you want to

fix this problem, it's not trashing women and making them go further away from the conservative movement it's by manning the fuck up and putting a ring on it who's the target of this so if it feels like projection because um she is a single mother which is a very hard job and you know as someone who was raised by a single mother i I have the utmost respect. We have nothing but love for our single mothers. However, I do lose the respect when you've now putting into, like with these ideals put into harm's way, many single mothers and the people that she is sort of saying that you should vote for want to take as many rights away as possible.

And you're vilifying just from women. The single mothers for women existing actually from those. But it does also come off like, I mean, like don't be a fricking pussy dude. Just wife me up. What are you waiting for? Some come on. Like that's going to be,

what if we own the libs by like marrying me? That's what it is. Some shit. I don't know. What are you? She doesn't make eye contact with the camera she's like trying to like list the grievances she's like and that's why there's a problem with um the uh they're the single women they're voting leftist that's barely a thing you

can do by the way um that's so funny it is a real scattershot joe biden is your your leftist icon if that's what you think left like like a leftist they have great news for you that's something you're concerned about but um and also it's it does have like look alex jones terrible guy monster ben shapiro terrible dude monster great broadcasters very talented in how they present themselves as far as to their audience tucker carlson very charismatic person it's like it's a different craft it's like you can train and practice so hard but you genetics to be an athlete yeah we're not making it we're not making it past the ice wall with this one you could if you catch my drift you catch my drift i just needed to i yeah like she has the aura of someone doing a powerpoint presentation in high school there's no riz at

all no sauce hands and voice always shaky some just don't have what it takes to be real grifters sad this is that's from marcus by the way shout out marcus i loved his madame webb video this is a did not able to uh look at 7.8 out of 10 like college athlete maybe high school athlete not even injured just wasn't able to escalate up to pro it's okay very few can but it's not the the NBA's fault. You just went good enough at basketball. It's all right. Hey, don't worry about it. The real problem in this country is they're not letting me play in the NBA. Or, well, not that I even care about that.

Not that I even care. If you really want to fix this planet, I'm freaking. Just let me in. Let me bowl. Dude, just come on. Please. Planet of the Apes? Yeah, Planet of the Apes. Let's just do Planet of the come on. Planet of the Apes? Let's just do Planet of the Apes.

Planet of the Apes makes me happy every time when he goes monkey mode. I'm ape-pilled, guys. A disturbing video. A disturbing video. Footage from the 1968 film The Planet of the Apes. That's disturbing. Planet of the Apes is real is the caption. Do you think it means the movie?

I know. It is real is the caption. Do you think it means the movie? I know. Yeah, it is real. Yeah. They made it. It like did real well. Web has recently surfaced showing an ape that appears to have the ability to speak. And he says some pretty disturbing stuff about the devil and the ability to talk to other humans. He says some pretty disturbing stuff, and it's like,

they shouldn't have canceled Firefly. Innocent till proven guilty, I'd say. I'm surprised by some that apes were smarter back in many, many ages. Can they play what he said? And they actually lived alongside humans. As there were many artistic depictions. So he's just skipping past the fact that this is from the 1968 movie The Planet of the Apes?

Is that... Okay, well, this isn't related, but... Is the monkey on the right doing dookie? Wait, is that from The Planet of the Apes? Well, I don't know, but there's many Planet of the Apes movies. Some with better prosthetics than this. Old Planet of the Apes glasses. Can we Google that? Oh, from Return of the Planet of the Apes, which Old Planet of the Apes glasses. Can we Google that?

Oh, from Return of the Planet of the Apes, which is not a good one. Even if it's not from... Oh, look. Stan Winston. School of Character Arts. Stan Winston as Old Ape. Makeup test for... I mean, that looks pretty convincing.

Oh, wait. Another thing we can do. Planet of the Apes 2001. Look at that. Oh. So I guess that's why he never translated what the ape said, because the guy's like, anyway, look at this makeup test. It's pretty cool. We've got some crazy makeup going on.

Anyway, I'm Stan Winston of the Winston makeup. He said some really disturbing stuff about having to sit in the makeup chair for six hours before shooting every day. This is almost as bad as Black White. The apes were smarter back in medieval ages, and they actually lived alongside humans. As there were many artistic depictions of them living much like a human would have during that period. That doesn't mean... There were also depictions of babies as like adult men.

Yeah, it was also a makeup test of an ape. Also, I've seen a TikTok of a monkey dressed like a human recently. It doesn't mean it's... Monkeys were humans as recently as 2023. Yeah, they're not extinct. You could say that today we live alongside them. Alongside monkeys.

There's so many weirdo... Sorry, I don't mean to judge. There's so many people who have monkey babies. Yeah, that's true. We do live side by side. By the way, before anyone says the monkey and ape are not the same, wrong, yes, they are. Wrong.

They're young apes. All right. All right, let's keep going. Considered royalty within their own communities in many of the depictions the apes are also shown to be walking on both feet and appear more humanoid which might mean that they are a whole different species than the apes that we have today perhaps they're a missing link in the evolutionary lineage. Oh, yeah. Perhaps the truth really is put in place. Wait, it's just supposed to be a planet of the apes. It was a planet of the apes.

And after seeing that dark web video, it got me thinking about this one guy. Dark web video? Dark web makeup desk? Who claims that he's gone past the ice wall. This guy's obsessed with the ice wall. The ice wall? He's always connected back to the ice wall. That's the, like, little kid thing.

Ape or gorilla-like human. I saw a cartoon called Over the Garden Wall, which reminded me of the ice wall. That's the like little kid thing I saw a cartoon called over the garden wall which reminded me of the ice wall Remember I watched home improvement and then that guy looks over the fence, which is like the wall I went to San Diego and there was a place where there's animals living beside humans. And for $15.99, you're allowed to go inside and see them. Look at the goats. Look at the billy goats as children live side by side with them, petting them constantly. He like literally goes to a petting zoo and thinks, I left Midgard.

I saw a dog with a hat. He was their king. Some say that they were the royalty of the past. All right. Well, this is great. Thanks, everybody. We're heading over to Sad Boys Nights right now. So the episode's over, but the fun don't stop here

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The mugshot leaked, and it's like the highest quality mugshot you've ever seen in your life. The cop who pulled Timberlake over was so young that he didn't even know who the 10-time Grammy winner was. He didn't recognize him or his name, our insider says. A second source adds, Justin said under his breath, this is going to ruin

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