Sad Boyz - Ranking White People Words (w/ HIVEMIND)

Episode Date: August 24, 2024

Sad Boyz are joined by Hivemind's Riley and Graydon and discuss the complexity of maps, Trump's learning moment with Theo Von, and their favorite "white people" phrases. New Sad Boyz MERCH! Check out 70+ bonus episodes at: https://patreon.com/sadboyz Join our Discord ▸ https://discord.gg/Hw82Dhun4m P.O. Box ▸ 3108 Glendale Blvd Suite 540, Los Angeles CA 90039 Play Sad Boyz BINGO ▸ https://sadboyzpod.com/bingo Write To Us ▸ [e-mail] Use the subject line "Pen Palz" and we could read it on the next episode! Our Links ▸ https://linktr.ee/sadboyzpod 🎶outro music🎶 @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank 00:00:00 Welcome to Sad Boyz! 00:03:00 Maps aren't real 00:06:46 The entourage 00:08:36 I love the 90s 00:09:47 Mint Mobile! 00:11:08 Still Loving The 90s 00:13:23 Theo Von Teaches Trump about Drugs 00:20:27 Tyring "Healthy" "Alternatives" 00:26:12 Everything wrong with America 00:55:05 Is Gen Z Becoming Cringe? 00:56:52 Ranking White People Phrases 01:47:16 Sad Boyz Nightz This episode was recorded August 21, 2024 Produced & Edited by Jacob Skoda

Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. And we're joined by two very special guests. You know them? You know them. You know them. Yeah. It's not...

You... You like them. Like them. You like them. Maybe you love them. Oh, Jesus. We've got Graydon. And we've got...

Why did I forget your name? Don't say it it it's gonna come to me right now oh wow oh my god it's Max it's not Max it's Robert it's not that either it's Riley it's Hivemind it's Hivemind it's a burn to start I like this

yeah I don't like it Hirely Hirely John C. Hirely close enough that's high high higher higherly oh you're highly john c riley yeah close enough from that's close yeah that's fine riley john c mind my mind mindly the hive rhymed hey what happened to john cena sorry dude i didn't get any sleep what happened to his head his head's all weird now it's gone it's got you know when like mac from End, he got jacked and he just got a new face? Yeah.

It's kind of happened in reverse. Like John Cena's still jacked, but his head is like, it looks like an Easter Island head now. Like, see, that's normal John Cena head. Right. And then the third one is the different one. Where his haircut is different. Is this like the conspiracy theories that Eminem has been replaced? By John Cena.

That's not true. With like a different person? I don't. I feel like Mac having a new face wasn't because he got jacked. I think he just got like some work done because that's when he became friends with Ryan Reynolds and like a soccer team. Yeah. You went Hollywood.

You know what I mean? Did you betray the bar? Doesn't work at Patty's anymore. Holly weird. Yeah. Ryan Gosling has those like rosy cheeks now. And it's like, did you have those before in the Mickey Mouse Club he did what was that people were like

did he get I don't know is rosy cheeks an option you go to a plastic surgeon you go I want to be a adorable little guy I want to be a cute little cartoon character I want the kind of face where i could wear like a propeller beanie it was a picture of sailor moon he's like fat that fighting evil by moonlight oh sorry i was still on sailor moon that's right how are you guys doing i'm good hey i love that i'm all right an honest answer. Yeah, mas o menos has been my answer for about the last month. More or less for our monolingual people who only speak English.

Come on, you don't know that. What? You don't know how many languages I speak? Oh, not for you. I was talking to the audience. We would never say that. Lo siento. Thank you.

Yes. Thank you for that. And I'm Riley. Hi, riley hi riley yeah and he's doing all right yeah thank you no problem yeah tell him what else um what tell him more about how i'm doing oh um he's a little tired oh yeah um what question is it actually Michiganda is the term? Michigander, yeah. Michigander. And if you live in the UP, you're a youper. That's more fun. So when you said it, I heard Michiganda as in like propaganda from Michigan. Oh, right.

Michiganda. You guys are doing that? Michiganda. Yeah, we're doing that. Eminem's doing that. From South Africa. Michiganda. As people that are like.

No relation to ashwagandha. That's a different thing. You guys are obliged to love eminem no matter what for sure what do you think of that bar where he goes um antichrist why can't you just be nice look who's talking dog like uh brian from family guy i mean that's beautiful i i liked that one actually dog look who's talking that's awesome i can't i i could barely sleep because i kept thinking about it that's right you guys waking up through the night just going like brian from family i'm thinking about the j cole rick and

morty line wait what line is that it's uh the punchline is like as much as rick and morty switch dimensions uh jacob type in rick and morty switch dimensions you guys really put this guy to work yeah oh yeah dude oh yeah to switch my whip as much as rick and Morty switch dimensions. You guys really put this guy to work. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, to switch my whip as much as Rick and Morty switch dimensions. Oh, that's hard. He sells his whip. Actually, it brings a genuine smile to my face. Yeah, that's hard. He leases cars a lot.

The one that I love is the sing-songy one where he said, Dick so big it's like a foot is in your mouth. Oh, yeah, that's... Oh, weird proportions. Wait, is that in a sing-songy little nursery rhyme? Oh, wait. That is on... Yeah, it's like the Jeremiah song.

Plains. Plains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That used to come on my Pandora playlist. How's the Sunshine State, California, for you? It's lovely. He keeps doing that. It's not...

It's Florida. Yeah, that's the Sunshine State. This is the high-tax state. The windy state. The's Florida. Yeah, that's the Sunshine State. This is the high tax state. The windy state. The windy state. No. The state of brotherly love. There we go.

The no lake state. No, not like us. The family matter state. Fuck. The euphoria state. Oh, there you go. There we go. Now we got it.

Back on track. Family matters. You guys come down much? I mean, I've seen you guys here once or twice. It's really over. Oh, there you go. There we go. Now we got it. Back on track. Family matters. Do you guys come down much? I mean, I've seen you guys here once or twice. It's really over. It's not really down. But yeah, we're over here quite a bit. It's definitely down.

Michigan to LA is down. What's that? What are you doing with the hand shoe? That's like the longitude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can see Canada from our house. Yeah, but it's south of us. That's the tricky part about Windsor.

That's true. It curls up under us. So we're north of Canada. Partially, yeah. Yeah, I don't trust maps. I don't trust Canada. Oh, you really think you're out there? Yeah.

Okay, buddy. Bullshit, dude. It's a lot of land. What are they doing with the rest of it? Yeah. Two million people live there there and it's that big it breaks my brain how uh you know it's impossible to adequately like create a globe or a map so there's a bunch of different like to proportion so there's like a bunch of different projections

that right focus on different things and how europe just went no it's us how like in the projection like africa is really small it gets huge yeah it's us. How, like, in the Mercator projection, like, Africa's really small. It gets huge. Yeah, it's like, and I wonder whose idea that was. Okay, come on. Come on, man. Yeah, so it's probably white people. Probably colonizers and stuff, yeah. And consider that, but thank you.

I would think about that. Honestly, I'm going to read about it. Or it could be corporations. Big map. Big map? Big map? There is, I mean, there is big map. It's really big.

There is big map, and then there's, like, map copywriting, and there's paper towns. I saw a big map? Big map. There is, I mean, there is big map. It's really big. There is big map, and then there's like map copywriting, and there's paper towns. I saw a big map in a museum one time. Map quest. Map quest, shout out. You went to a museum with a map? Yeah. Those early ones are hand drawn. They're quite beautiful pieces of work.

You should open your mind to other kind of art. Wow. Turns out I hate art, sexually. Well, that's, I think now we're really Getting to it I don't think we've had Anyone come along With an entourage before Really

You guys roll good You guys roll Like rappers Yeah we We're from Detroit And you know Right The thing in Detroit

Is if we went on A podcast in Detroit You guys would have Two guns a piece Right And so we need You know the protection of other bodies. Well, open carry laws are weird, so I go with katana.

Well, one gun is a piece. Two guns is a pair. Oh, that's right. Got my pair on me. Hey, now. Also, a lot of our friends wanted to meet Young Lean, and then when we showed up, we realized it was different. Yeah, we've been in, like, an ongoing beef with Young Lean.

Yeah, it's a thing. we didn't know about each other and uh and we have no association you should have him on but yeah we should we should squash the beef they are like together they are we're all like each other i think kendrick is free we could do like a whole music video oh kendrick he's not locked up yeah kendrick right here young lean right here and you guys right there right and drake standing in the corner yeah young gravy in the back but you can only see his shins up through his knees i saw a tweet this morning um about how like kai sanat and i just beat her playing minecraft true and drake texted kai asking him what the objective of minecraft was and then someone tweeted he heard minor and had to do it real quick.

And then Kendrick allegedly liked it. Jesus Christ. Which I think is awesome. You can't see likes on... The guy who posted it posted the verified tab. And so it's like you could still Photoshop it, but it's funny. The funniest thing to me is that two grown men

are watching kai that's what all of our friends have been doing since we got here well yeah but they're younger than kendrick and drake and they're without children yeah we're all really young i just want to say i'm like young and stuff young and cool yeah young and hot fortnight you said i love it that stuff a cranky 90s remember v8 i don't know if this is gonna hit for anybody remember those vh1 shows like i love the 90s oh yeah like with michael ian black yeah yeah and just like all of the panels like gabrus was on like some of those is that what that because i've heard the term before is it literally just like

it's i love the 90s like which it was this president do all the cool stuff it was a vh1 show and it was like i love the blank and literally they would just have a panel of comedians talking about like rubik's cubes and like other things that were that were uh ronald reagan a failed assassination attack right they were like that was crazy i was nine and that was insane funniest assassination they do like one sentence each yeah and they just whatever makes it makes exactly them from what i've heard they like would film for a day in that chair and just like say a bunch of like lines and then they would just some editor who was not being paid enough would cut like a single quip for everything yeah it was great yeah i learned so much random

information yeah i want them to do that now yeah 2000 2000s and 2010s. I feel like they could do it. They did in the 2000s, I think. They did? Yeah, probably. Do you ever have that one song or that one TV show that you just can't stop binging, you lose yourself in it, you can't stop telling your friends about it? That is exactly what it feels like

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Everybody at my table was like, who? I was like, remember those shows? They were like, no. And then I was like, those shows they were like no and then I was like what on American Summer I had to unfollow Michael Ian Black because he was just getting into like all these political arguments on Twitter oh yeah yeah and I was like I don't know what's going on here there's too many characters involved

that I'd rather not learn so I just like opted out of the conversation I opted out too I almost mentioned it but I was like I don't even know what his position is that's the thing I don't even know what his position i don't know if it's wrong or right it's like every time he replies to something it's too many paragraphs for me to like suss out like what's going on i believe he co-wrote a book with chelsea clinton he did co-write a book is that one of the clintons yeah

we do not stand with her I had Harry Potter books in the background I think they're like down there they're from when I was a kid everybody it's not a not a statement

I didn't know it was in the background at the time do not stand with with JK and that is not just kidding that is serious come on serious she sucks

you should have been on I Love the 90s I know that was a good one I did love She sucks. You should have been on I Love the 90s. I know. That was a good one. I did love the 90s. Is there one called, like, I like the 90s, but I was a little young.

Yeah. I love Ed, Edd, and Eddie, which I think is like 2002. I was six. I loved the late 90s and the early 2000s.

Yeah. Well, he has some thoughts on JK Rowling that you shared on the internet before. Oh, yep.

Not going to go into him, though, because I'm protecting your guys' podcast. And what I said was... You're pumping your fist in the air. It was about death. Oh. Yeah. I'm saying hollows. You could Google it.

You know what I mean? Oh, okay. Yeah. For people who don't know who we are. Jacob. No, I'm just kidding. Travis doesn't even know who you are. Well, I know.

Yeah. But now he does, because I said I'm Riley. No, I did. No, no, no. That was so weird. I was so focused on saying... But we're not going not gonna forget that i know and and i forgive easy i don't care it's no but i don't i always state farm remembers you have to forgive me did i do something yeah i've got to forgive i've got to forgive me oh yeah i am my own worst enemy like

that song i by lit i love the 90s i love the 90s dude so this morning I saw this clip of Theo Vaughn interviewing Donald Trump which is like such a bizarre thing that happened because Theo Vaughn

like last week was interviewing like Bernie Sanders what? is it the cocaine bit? yeah it's so interesting I love it

maybe we keep it maybe we don't but it was just like I've never seen Trump I saw a tweet that said like I've never seen Trump this interested in another person and it's like i've never seen trump i saw a tweet that said like i've never seen trump this uh interested in another person and and it's true i've never seen him ask a single question about someone else yeah uh and so that's what i found most because this isn't even political it's

just theo von talking about drugs and then trump being like interested yeah i assumed it was good it's just him talking about like a kid from his hometown that was made of spiders another tweet about like it was like a there's a tweet about how Theo Vaughn is like the son of this like a aristocrat polish guy that makes sense it's true but but also his dad was like 70 when he was born or something like that. He was like 72. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. So he's kind of like barren in a lot of ways. Yeah.

Maybe that's why he bonded over that. Not that he doesn't have eggs. I meant Donald Trump's son. Oh, okay. Yeah. You want to... Oh, barren. Sorry.

And wait, he was a barren or he was an aristocrat? I don't know. He was a barren. A duke, maybe. Oh, okay. Sweet. He went to Duke. Oh, nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. D1. I'm more of a Tar Heels guy. Yeah, scholarship. I, okay. Sweet. He went to Duke. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. D1. I'm more of a Tar Heels guy. Yeah, scholarship. I loved in the Theo Von Trump thing that Theo just kept trying at the beginning. Like, Trump is just steamrolling ahead, and Theo throws in one joke, and no reaction from Trump. He didn't hear it.

He is not generous. Like, at one point, they're talking about heart attacks at UFC. No, he's telling that great story. It's actually funny to hear Trump tell a childhood story, saying he was at the Ali-Fraser fight back in the day. He's like, undefeated heavyweights. He didn't have UFC back then, so it's a big fight. He's like, he was in Madison Square Garden.

It was so exciting. People were having heart attacks. They're pulling him out of the building. People are just having heart attacks. Neil Vaughn goes, oh, well, I mean, you can have a thick soup, have a heart attack. And Trump's like, yeah, actually, one of my friend's fathers had a bad one. Yeah, it was great. That's such a fun idea to like just start talking about death within about a minute.

Yeah. Be like, yeah, okay within about a minute. Yeah. Be like, yeah. Oh, okay. Cool. Yeah. He asked him about his sons in the beginning too. And he's like just running through his sons and he's like Baron. Very.

He plays sports, other sports like soccer. Very good soccer player. And then he gets into Eric and Don and they're both good hunters apparently. And he's like great hunters, the animals, the guns, they hunt. They like the outdoors. He doesn't know that two different people. He's like, Don told me I'm very lucky. 130 yards isn't that far after all.

And Theo's like, oh, like when they tried to shoot you? And then he was like, they say he was a pretty good shot too. Disturbed person, but pretty good shot. Yeah, he threw him a compliment. Isn't he famously bad at shooting? He's so weird. He's got cut from the team, which which they have they have a gun team i i don't i never know like if if uh you know whenever things people leak like internal things

to the media but i saw something about how trump has been watching like that video of him like the assassination attempt like over and over again oh yeah yeah he's learning how to dodge it honestly i probably would and i'm like he probably has like ptsd which is like a serious like thing even if it's like trump who's like i think you know not a good man but it's like still like the humanity it's like sucks to nearly be killed and also like have ptsd but he sucks but it's so crazy that now even more than before i don't know if this is a symptom of that all he talks about is numbers and crowd sizes to a to a level that i've never seen where it's like there's no yeah real conversation happening anymore he's just like

they say that i they have no i had numbers they had never seen on facebook zuckerberg said that and i was like what do you mean numbers they've never seen on Facebook. Zuckerberg said that before. And I was like, what do you mean numbers they've never seen on Facebook? They invented new numbers. I was like, what? There was also the X thing where they were, him and Elon were like hella inflating the amount of views. Oh, he kept being like, oh, they say there's

millions of people watching. I was looking at it and it was like 900,000. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, what do you mean? And he's like, oh, he's like 80 million. Is it 80 million? Someone in the back still. 80 million. They say it's bigger, even bigger.

This is a short clip. Let's just watch this. No, I would just do cocaine. That was really, yeah. So not just. That's down and dirty, right? Yeah. I love that.

That's my favorite quote. So you're way up with cocaine more than anything else you can think of. Cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie. You know what I'm saying? You'll be out on your own porch. You'll be your own street lamp. You're freaking...

And is that a good feeling? No. Just like the guy you were saying with the Scott. That is so great Trump was a yuppie businessman in the 80s is cocaine a stronger up than twice the Scott

and you drink that one he's like wiping dust off his nose does that feel good when you're an owl no sounds interesting to me no sir it does not feel good he has such a I do think like I

can't imagine Trump's a good enough actor to pull that off though he seems like he genuinely doesn't understand cocaine he gets told it's like the vitamins he takes every morning oh yeah they've been bringing it to him like a

go out on a limb and say he's done cocaine. He said he's never smoked or drank in his entire life. He said there's 80 million migrants rushing the border to steal jobs, too. Yeah. And that's a lie. So mixed.

We got mixed stuff. He was playing two truths and a lie. I have heard. Two truths. I have heard that he doesn't drink, like in social gatherings and stuff. He said he's never drank. Never drank.

A guy went to Epstein's Island. He did coke one time. I refuse to believe it. He was a businessman in the 80s. He's an introvert. Isn't that a thing with sociopaths? Some of them are less likely to use any substance. He doesn't need anything to be a street lamp.

He's just already a mechanic. I'm trying to keep him awake. He's already sat in bed with his eyes open every night. I'm waiting. I feel like they got him on Adderall and he doesn't know what that is. He's definitely on the Ozempic. Yeah, they're saying he's on the Ozempic now.

Oh, oh, oh, Ozempic. That's the sponsor. You know. I remember hearing those ads and then it just like actually i was like okay this is a hit you know they got something called rick rubin and uh but but then it then ozempic became a big craze and i got nothing else to say about that awesome understood yeah thank you um you guys look great by by the way. You do not need Ozempic. You guys look awesome.

Keep going. What? Which? Continue. Oh, I'm good. That's all I got. I actually did. I ordered some.

I've been trying to experiment with ways to feel full because I'm kind of always hungry. Emotionally or hungry? Well, both. Giving up on. Okay. Yeah. So in this particular moment moment I'm talking about food but we'll get

there so when we get to hawk to a girl when we get to hawk to a girl that's when we're really talking about

emotional fulfillment I got these like quest bars protein bars and I like it was like a door dash situation

so I got a bunch of other groceries door dash quest bars well and other groceries. But for the purpose of this. I know the Quest bars. I mean, do you want the whole receipt? But I DoorDash Quest bars and just that.

And the woman was like, are you on a diet? And I was like. Don't honey your fucking business. Yeah. I was like, that is such a personal question. Which one do you like? My response was, kind of. Is that okay?

Yeah, I was like, I don't know what this is right now. And she goes, why? Oh, so she's kind of hitting on you. And I was like, I don't have time

to talk about my insecurities. Just drop the bag. Please. Give me my 300 quest funds. Not much for small talk, but it runs a podcast. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Hold the small talk. I know runs a podcast. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I'm a man of many contradictions. Does anybody else feel like they're being tricked when they have a like vegan chocolate or something? Like I'm trying to supplement the desire to have like candy or something and I have the not as bad for you one or whatever.

I'm like, you can't lie to me. This is wrong. This doesn't, this isn't working. I think with me, I you can't lie to me this is wrong this doesn't this isn't working i think with me i just don't lie to myself and i have the chocolate anyway yeah it's also like there is a misnomer that like it's healthy i think it's you know it's like because you can be vegan and unhealthy you can be vegetarian all those things but i will say in L.A., there are places that do like, you know, completely gluten free, vegan, whatever. And then it's incredible and amazing. And so I think that there's just like the science is like we're like just getting over the hill where it's like starting to get good. Like even with like the Quest products, like the tortilla chips and stuff that they have, you're like, hang on.

You win this round. This is a supplement for a Dorito, I think. You want to diet? Yeah, maybe. I definitely think it's better than it ever has been. Yes. Because I grew up with food allergies, so I would have like replacement whatever. Right, right.

Peanut free this or dairy free this, whatever. Back then, it was terrible right like not it wasn't easy to eat that stuff yeah so i just avoid it you guys dig california like it was it like that there's a michigan comfort that you're missing out on i like visiting here yeah i do i wouldn't live i could live here in californ like, it's very expensive, but it is also, like, L.A. specifically, you could have, like, any sort of dietary restriction, and, like, there's going to be, like, a fancy restaurant you can still go to. Yeah.

Do you guys, I mean, maybe this is a personal question. Other than allergies, do you have any dietary restrictions? Is that a hard thing to, like, manage in Michigan? Not saying, like, Michigan is not, like, doesn't have big towns. And I think we have oat milk everywhere now. But when I go back to, like there was a time when I would like go back to Florida or the South and I'd like ask for almond or oat milk and they'd look at me like,

the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I have IBS as well. And so there's like triggers I have to avoid or whatever. And I noticed the difference is like on the DoorDash app out here, you can like make changes to everything at every restaurant. And like there's a bunch of Mexican restaurants in Detroit that it doesn't even let me say, hey, no cheese, no sour cream. Yeah.

You know, I just don't order from those places on an app. Right. Go in there. Right. No, no sour cream. But let me say stuff like that. Riley, I have a question for you about IBS because I just had a colonoscopy oh and not on purpose thank you yeah uh slip trip yeah uh and uh just because i had some like some stuff going on that i was curious about sure one of the things that i

think i saw i have my appointment on friday to like discuss the results but uh they gave me a bunch of information like as I was like waking up from being under like and I'm they explained like oh like you maybe have and it was maybe GERD or something but they were like oh so it might feel when you eat certain foods that like food is sitting in your chest and I was like oh I feel like that all the time and now I can't remember what they described to me that I have so I do have the appointment on Friday I'll be able to ask but do you ever get that feeling I've had it a few times but like they were they thought I had like Crohn's and all those things and then IBS is like a process of elimination thing so they test you for everything and if they don't find anything but the symptoms are consistent with like stomach problems or whatever

they're just like oh that's just ibs is that like elimination diet like whole 30 thing where you're like eliminate and you like build back up and adding in things and try to see where i've just seen like the the low fodmap thing yeah and it's just like no avocado no black pepper no garlic that that shit sucks yeah some of it i still i still have it every once. Because it's like, that is tough to avoid. I sneak a little garlic in his food. Yeah, just a little bit.

Did you know that? Yeah, it's fine. He likes it. He doesn't want to know what's in there. He just wants to taste it. He just wants to taste it. And then I feel terrible. This is better than expected.

A lot of butter, too. A lot of butter. Do you need another throwing up break, by the way? You can take it every couple minutes. I thought you said you were going to cut those. No, we'll remove it's just that like i i'm trying to kind of put the pieces together i suppose uh peanuts uh one last thing i wanted to talk about before we jump into our main topic for today yeah is this is just something that personally annoyed me and sometimes when things personally annoy me i just make it everyone else's problem problem in the form of like sending it to our sad boys group chat. And I'm like, everyone, look at this thing.

And then it'll be like, this wasn't enough for me. I need to now talk about it on the podcast. So this is okay. So I found this post. I screenshot of this post when it had like a few hundred likes. And then I checked back later and now it has 100,000 likes. So I'm glad that a lot of people have seen this but in case you haven't yeah i saw the picture but i didn't read the thread uh we're about to read the thread don't worry uh so this is a so i have a

personal annoyance with super tech tech bro people or techie tech brained people on the internet or super ai brain people on the internet because i used to work as a software engineer in the tech industry and i've kind of like become super j it like just aggravates me in a special way uh because not everyone not painting with the too wide a brush but especially with a lot of these people with a platform they do like linkedin posting everywhere where they're like um i just had a death in the family here's what that taught me about sass businesses or whatever you know and then like i do here's what that taught me about b2b sales one out of 57 or whatever uh so this guy goes i'm european i recently visited the usa already a red flag by the way um i'm i recently visited the usa for the first time since 2018, hitting up Las Vegas and New York City, very representative cities for America.

Hitting them up. Hi. What I witnessed left me stunned. Do we have any theories on the 15 American oddities he can't wrap his head around? Homeless people, no public transportation, drug use, gambling, expensive drinking, obesity. Vegas and New York are pretty diverse.

That's what I mean. Like, is that potentially the objection? Oh, too diverse for him. Depends how European this guy is. This is supervised children, maybe. I'm sure that all of these are represented because this guy has the most like milquetoast basic observation of America that is like so played out. But framed like it's a novel insight.

Well, I'm surprised by that because he took such an interesting picture. People who take pictures like this usually have good opinions. Plus he's like getting up so he can get in frame. I love when you see someone take the stiffest selfie of all time. They're like, well, that's kind of fucked up because this was taken by Victor Womanyama, which is why it's so much higher than him. He's also a European hack.

He's a good shooter, but he left a little too much space at the time. Yeah, a little too much headroom. That's just because he has personal trauma from being 7'5". Oh, he's outside the Sahara. Our friend just stayed there. That's way down the strip. You got Resort World down that way, and then the Pepp the Pepper Mills up there on your left, which is a great 24-hour diner.

The Rat Pack used to hang out there. That's fucking sick. Relax, man. There's a conversation circle, or a pit, or whatever. Oh, I do love a conversation pit. It's got a fireplace in the middle. A fireplace. That's nice.

It's nice. She does look like a sick. All right. In the US, money is an open topic, unlike the taboo it has in Europe. I noticed that people are excited to talk about their work and financial success without any negative vibes. As someone who likes these topics, it felt freeing to chat about it with other like-minded people. Oh, so he's into it. I love talking about my financial success.

I thought this was going to be all negative. Finally, a place where I can express myself. That's cool. He was left stunned by his liberation. I went to Las Vegas and a lot of people were talking about money. What the fuck? America has these special tables. Fast food was disappointing, huh?

I was so excited to try American fast food after watching tons of YouTube reviews. But man, In-N-Out was such a letdown. The fries tasted like cardboard and the whole experience was just meh. I give it a 2 out of 10. You guys In-N-Outed since you came out? I like the receipts.

Yeah. They're so... Like, they taste... It's just the texture. Yeah. Did you eat the burger? No, I can't. I can't have bread. Oh, jeez. I don't like no i can't i can't have bread oh geez i don't i don't like the uh in and out fries but this is just such a comment this is like the the in and out

complaint that everyone like i guess fries aren't good maybe in california i just hear it constantly where it's like people are just like oh in and In-N-Out. A little overhyped, I think. Yeah, right. I also think it's just like the misconception is that people care. Yeah. Like who's coming? Who's like, no, In-N-Out's great. It's like, I don't work for them.

I don't care. I don't own stock. This also left him stunned. Yeah. He was stunned. And also, I'm like- What do you order, four burgers? Yeah.

Stunned by how many burgers they give you when you order it. Also, I get it if you're from Minnesota and you're going to California. You're like, oh, let's try In-N-Out. But do people in Europe come to the US and they're like, let's try that In-N-Out. Yeah, finally. No, I will say the first thing I ever ate when I moved to California 10 years ago was In-N-Out. Oh, really? Because the guy that picked me up was a friend of mine from SoCal. And he was like, I got to California 10 years ago was In-N-Out. Oh, really? Because the guy that picked me up

was a friend of mine from SoCal, and he was like, I got to show you the culture. Let me show you the world. Hey, come over here, little European man. Yeah, Shining, Shimmering, Splendid. How much money do you make? I guarantee you,

and I don't want to look at the 2,200 replies to this, but I guarantee you at least one of them is talking about how he didn't get anything animal style and he was missing out. Because the In-N-Out Defenders are out there. Yeah, those people are just so boring. I like animal style, though. That's fine. Yeah, it's fine. Mostly doggy.

What the hell? What the fuck, man? One of the other ones. There's doggy and there's... Next. Alright, I got this one. one of the other ones there's doggy and there's uh next alright I got no let's go back to mostly doggy I guess if cowgirl means

like you're the cow right I'll take that burger mostly doggy you're a horse wait a minute well there's I guess in like cowgirl you're the cow, right? No?

Never mind. Yeah. Cowboys are catching cows on a horse. Who's the cow? Oh, so I'm the horse. And the horse is upside down. The horse is backwards. The horse is sideways.

The horse needed a break. The horse's thighs are tired. The the horses thighs are tired the cowboy's thighs are tired oh well ma'am i've got an inclination to lying down for a while horses don't even lie down they sleep standing up famously a dad this would be it all right this next one says how are you is thrown around too casually as a german i thought he was british i'm not used to exchanging pleasantries with strangers such as cashiers like that okay rude um it feels kind of how are you today and he goes whoa relax you're a cashier i'm a money man i would love to talk about that but how am i he loves that he loves that everybody talks about how much money they

make but hates how he says he's a little open he says it feels kind of fake to ask a question that no one really wants an honest answer to but i guess it's part of American social norm. That is the most German statement. He obviously didn't learn phrases like, how you doing? Like, eh, could complain, but nobody's going to listen. You know what I mean? Like there's classic, like...

He's upset because he went to like Trader Joe's. They said, how are you? And he went like, I feel somewhat disconnected from my father. And they were like, oh, okay. We had a coworker like that once. We're like in the lunch line. In the lunch line, I asked him how he was.

And he was like, started talking about his wife and kids. And I was like, I am not prepared for this. One of my favorite things is like one of my friends visited Detroit and didn't know Detroit and thought everybody was being rude to them because people say, you good? Yeah. People go, you good? Hey, where you from?

That's it. No, they just go, you good? And then some people just think that's rude off the bat because it's almost confrontational, but it's not. Hey, pal, you good? It's just like a greeting. You good? Yeah.

Grown men also call each other baby in New York. And that throws people off. No, in Detroit. In Detroit, yeah. You in new york my bad i i grew up in the south and i think that i'm like overly polite and do the pleasantries and stuff for sure but i genuinely like like if someone were to say you're being fake or vapid or whatever i would take issue with that because it's like i don't think of it like that i think of it as like you know like caring for your fellow person sure what's wrong with that yeah nothing it's also not a great icebreaker

hello it's like yeah the concept of like politeness being inefficient is like annoying to me right i always talk to him there's like four thank yous you have to say when you Get out of an uber oh you arrive At the destination they're like this it You go yep thanks for driving and then You get out of the car like you get to open the door And they go all right have a good night and you go Thanks for that too you thank them for getting

You the destination you thank them for being pleasant And then once more before you close the door you're like Have a good night and they're like thanks And the truth is like the cashier they should call me sir i'm a doctor i want to talk about my bitcoin wins everybody's saying how are you and not how much do you make yeah what's your ethereum wall and it's also like not a uniquely american thing to have set phrases yeah and like just like customs of, you know, it's like this guy goes to Asia and he's like,

whoa, there was too much bowing. As a German, there was a little too much nodding. And they held my- You don't do that where I'm from. They held my credit card with two hands and that upset my European sensibilities. That bothered me. Oh, he hates tipping too.

What a big surprise oh yeah wait hold on we have to take a side quest from this one but tipping in america feels like a broken system i don't get why taxes aren't included in the prices and then you're expected to add an 18 to 20 it's just like this person hadn't even heard about america in like meetings like it's like because these things i'm, I feel like I know more about Germany. By a specific era. Yeah, specifically. It was the rule of Angela Merkel, of course.

Oh, yeah, sorry. My queen, my liege. There's such bad news about something before that. Oh, okay, no. He also said that his last trip to the U.S. was in 2018. 2018. And I feel like none of these things are new. Well, we were on horseback in 2018. Now we're on horsefront. Am I right?

Reverse horsefront. Where am I going? So wait, he didn't have to tip in 2018? Yeah, I know. That was a new thing that was instituted in Las Vegas and New York. Just speaking of New York, now I will say they're young. They're like 22,

23-ish. But this post Speaking of New York, now, I will say they're young. They're like 22, 23-ish. Same. What? But this post also made me mad, and now you have to look at it as well. Tipping is such a scam in New York. Why do I pay extra? Just because restaurants pay minimum hourly wages. That's why.

You cried the coat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a funny order here order yeah actually we ordered a crepe club sandwich and panini for 45 dollars it's like the four burgers we paid 50 cash and the waiter just took the rest as a tip that's a bad tip i asked for change and she said you have to pay the tip and went away i asked is it mandatory and she just ignored me and my my friend a local felt guilty for not paying at least 20 tip 20 of what the tip insane it is funny that his friend felt guilty but was still

willing to go with it like ah like i would stop i would be like oh my god my friend is a monster allow me to pay the 20 the 10 on this uh 50 or 45 meal that's a 10 tip yeah those are the dollars so that's like 50 german cents well this guy's from india so he does the Ruby conversion here. But he goes insane, mind-blown emoji, and then just posts a smug photo with his food. These fellas are hungry. It's like an unrelated photo. This is before he realized the tip situation. The last time he felt joy was before he found out about American tipping. Do you know how many times in that post on X, the everything app,

that he just answers the question. 20% for what? The thing from before? They pay like nothing to everybody? We pay taxes for the greater good to invest in infrastructure and social services. And to invest in what? Sorry?

And missiles. Oh, okay. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Oh, no. You know what, though? You know what you don't see anybody complaining about? Huh?

The nice toilets. We got nice toilets over here. What? Like, just in the United States? Right. Here. Well, and I haven't used the toilet here, but it's fine. Good toilets, big roads.

It's okay. The missiles, again. The missiles. no one's complaining about that stuff two mole that aren't something everyone has central air no one's like went to america and everywhere was pretty comfortable to be there wasn't germany a place where nowhere's air conditioned nowhere in europe is yeah it's like really hard to get like uh air conditioning which i would actually die i'm yeah it's like really hard to get like uh air conditioning which i would actually die i'm sorry it's so cold in here by the way i'll turn that off there's like a weird social standard i will say for a couple of german friends growing up and i give them a lot of criticism about the 40s good for you thank you for standing up for him he's hitting me uh but they honestly genuinely have like such a blunt and i am making

a generalized statement because i'm right uh if like a very uh blunt understanding of feedback where there's no it's not like so much a productive thing like well i see this issue maybe i can give an idea and that will help in some way it is much more like uh ah i have identified a failure i have identified someone doing gotcha but that's incorrect that is like the underlying thing with all this is because like america is extremely flawed and we will constantly talk about all of the the flaws but it's more of a thing of going to a place where you don't know and then treating every observation you have is like a inefficiency that you've discovered yeah you know what i'm

also putting it on the staff as well being like what i'm supposed to pay more it's like yes because the system is broken i'm following you like no and again that fuck you that kid is young but i went to his profile and it's one of those profiles where it's like, at 21, I have 1.6 million YouTube subscribers. So $1 million in total revenue earned. And it's like, nobody's going to like anybody saying how much money they make if it's a lot. It's just not a nice thing to do to brag about it. The last line is, and you can do it too. And it's like well yeah i like the

cutoff line i don't know for salary where it's like not too much but it's still impressive what's mine uh 900 grand uh see that's too much that's too much yeah yeah well don't listen i'm doing i feel like if someone tells me they make like 130 000 a year i'm like fuck yeah good for you any higher than that i'm like shut up yeah i'm shaking them by the shoulders no no no i think you're modest you're a poor guy that's cool that is the best reply to anyone saying anything about their finances is like and you live on that oh and you do you live by yourself you have a roommate how many roommates all right let's get back to the guy vegas the american dream is going strong

from what i can tell there's this huge desire to innovate and create a better future it's like you can tell from that the rooms that this guy's in oh yeah he's not talking to a single person that's not an entrepreneur yeah he went to a convention yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you're in America, there's a lot of panels. Yeah. Lanyards everywhere. Free hotel. A lot of graphs.

A lot of, yeah, people talking about their finances. Yeah, you went to BitCon. Whatever. There's a lot of hotel bars. Yeah, yeah. Everywhere, hotel bars. I can't believe this.

There's this huge desire to innovate and create a better future. I heard a lot of conversation about world-changing ideas, startup ventures, and the pursuit of progress. That's the panels. Yeah. Honestly, I love this aspect of America. Okay, old layman.

It's not hard to have world-changing ideas. Free car. Everyone gets free car. Yeah. Plane. Free plane. What is it? So it's forever. I have an idea for this.

End of disease. Two extra arms on every person. That would change the world. You could drive with only your arms. You can text and drive. The Goro technique. Imagine cowgirl in that way.

The switch. Americans are so much louder than Europeans. Facts. Tell them. Can you speak up, by the way, Jordan? I don't understand. I don't understand this. It seems so unnecessary when I'm right next to you.

The constant noise was jarring. This is a convention. Everyone's so close together and giving each other COVID all the time. Money panel, please gather at stage four. He's right next to me. He was next to the stereo. He's like, whoa.

And they're invisible. The constant noise was jarring and confusing for someone like me, who's used to more reserved... I mean, that's true oh first time i was in europe i landed at i was with tony and we landed at a cafe in amsterdam and we were just giddy little americans sitting there we're like they got weed here let's get a smoothie and everyone in there was like looking at us and i was like ah we're in a tiny little upstairs with

no ac and everyone's staring at us because we're screaming. They found out about the weed. They found out about the hash. My voice is a little volume wise a little different now partially because I mumbled so much when I first moved here because it's partially just being quieter and it's partially, I mean even Katie sometimes I'll say something and she's like

not even close. Not even a little bit got through because I'm just like what did you say I said I don't want to speak out too loud she unfortunately yeah

I just remembered Katie's been on our show one time oh hell yeah talking about ooh oop oop I'm gonna take left

I'm gonna turn left in a weird way start a twitter thread if you got gripes I went to Michigan and. I'm going to turn left in a weird way. Start a Twitter thread if you got gripes. I went to Michigan, and what I saw left was left. It was kind of cold at the time. Everybody was talking about left all the time. So I went during Thanksgiving,

and it turns out Michigan has a bunch of Katie's family members. So annoying. They'll give you a bunch of booze. Everybody eats turkey. What's at work? No one works. It's winter there. Yeah, I love judging a place based on a special occasion.

It's such a funny idea. I visited New York during Christmas, and there's a huge tree. Too many lights. Visiting Spain, too many bulls were running terrified yeah we're listening to this old sounding music i have a i have a i believe a little bit in profiling um and i'll contextualize that by saying as brave as soon as i saw this person's post i knew they were like a I've been making jokes about like Bitcoin and cryptocurrency. And I actually did not know that this guy was involved.

I just read his app for the first time. And it's ollie.eth. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, I hate that it's exactly what I thought it was. I thought his middle name was Dodith. Dodith. It could be. Now it could be.

I'm assuming. Stepping into a casino for the first time was wild bobby moina saturday night live uh i could yeah he goes i was stunned i took a trip to new york and like don pardo was there yelling at me all the time. It was so 10x louder than most of the conversations. New York sure has a lot of Kenan Thomas. I couldn't believe my eyes watching people chain smoke and lose money on slot machines. You couldn't believe your eyes seeing slot machines in Vegas?

I feel the same way sometimes. I get this feeling, but it's like, have you... Have you watched Casino? Yeah, I just heard about them. It's like, and I felt the same way when I went to like a pachinko parlor in Japan. It's like, why do they have these? Yeah, it's like, it's wild. Like gambling is crazy. I mean, it is just.

And smoking is wild. Watching people lose money being the thing where you couldn't believe your eyes. It says everything is designed to hijack your dopamine, even when you know better. Said on X, the everything has said the guy who probably doesn says everything is designed to hijack your dopamine, even when you know better. Said on X the Everything Has. Said the guy who probably doesn't have any dopamine to hijack. Have some fun. Spark a cig up. Try it.

That's my rule. If I go to a country. That's legal here, pal. Not Germany. Yeah. If I go to a country and their customs are a little different, I'm going to give it a shot. Also says the crypto investor.

Also, wait. Cigarettes. That's like. They invented that shit. People smoke that more in Europe. Yeah. Right? the crypto investor. Also, wait. Cigarettes. That's like... They invented that shit. People smoke that more in Europe. Yeah. Right? Yeah.

Tread lightly, pal. Well... I'm getting weak at the escape. We're out, baby. We do have more vapes, maybe. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we're cooler. We blow cotton.

Dude, slot machines fucking rock. Fuck this guy. Buffalo! Finally, someone's on my side here. Yeah. okay yeah here we go yeah yeah obesity's off the charts i was shocked by how many severely overweight people and this is actually when i was like it turned to anger where i was like all right i'm gonna talk about this guy i was shocked by how many severely overweight people i saw in the u.s felt dystopian. But at the same time, I also noticed a ton of extremely fit people. Whoa. It's like America is a land of extremes when it comes to physical health.

And then just like a fucking photo. Oh, God. That's insane. This photo is fucking crazy. Yeah. Crazy. I couldn't believe it. Found him.

Oh, here's one. Hey, please. Oh, my God. This is going on X. I can't believe it. Found them. Oh, here's one. Hey, freeze. Oh my God, this is going on X. I can't believe my eyes. I do like that it's a little blurry, which implies that these people were actually moving fast. This was a can't.

That's true. Well, it's different. Truly, some of these photos were so stock image-y, I wanted to believe that he didn't take them himself. He never left his hotel room. There's a lot of room service in Vegas. This genre of what would be a stock photo is like 2010. There was a lot of photos that were like this.

Now all the stock photos are like crazy shallow depth of field and super weird. Like the bokeh is crazy. Yeah. Uncanny. Yeah, I agree. It looks AI generated. Yeah, yeah. But this looks like a photo that I'd see on Shutterstock in 2010.

I feel like he's near the Ferris wheel in this, which is a great little strip to hang out. It's probably where you got the In-N-Out, too, honestly. Is there a conversation pit nearby? That's way down the street. That's the other end. All right, well. The hat pack, you said? The hat pack.

Doesn't he get a classic European walking? Reverse rat pack. A little walkabout. Well, I just have to say about the obesity one, it's a little like when they were talking about tipping. And it's just implied. So I'm not explicitly saying this, but I'm saying this only because I've heard a lot of people from Europe and in Europe say these things. It is on the responsibility of the people that are overweight. It's targeted at the overweight.

There's always the implication of posts like this because you took a photo of photo of them and you're like sick to death of this kind of behavior yeah it's not like you in front of me so surface level that it's like my eyes roll into the back of my head because there's like nothing said about the economic extremes that exist in america and like i have to tip just because they're not making a lot of money yeah that's why four burgers to rate them from in and out meanwhile like that's all some people kidding yeah well that's the affordable food i think i've told this story before but like growing up we would like drive to mcdonald's on wednesdays uh because when i was a kid you could get 20 cent hamburgers at mcdonald's on wednesdays and if you bought a bunch of them they gave them to you in a fucking garbage bag and then they're

this german guy taking a polaroid of you shaking his head it's just like one bite and he's like gross overrated who would eat this i i just uh it's just annoying to me the like whole like uh why do poor people eat so unhealthy it's so cheap to eat eat healthy fresh vegetables poor people yeah just door dash door dash. Door dash your fucking, what did I say? Quest bars. Quest bars. Yeah.

Compared to Europeans, Americans are super outgoing. I was going to say, we don't have to go through the whole of this because he did have 15 things. I did like that he says he goes to Vegas and then he says the lights are, he goes to Vegas and New York and says the lights are always on in America He goes to the place that doesn't sleep city in a place that is a 24-hour casino. Yeah, this city was too big of an apple

Yeah, everything is super sized from drinks to cars it's just like I mean the most like surf I just like everyone how does people know? How is this someone reads this and goes I had no idea one above, too, about the lights always being on. He's complaining about the energy saving habits. Vegas is run off the Hoover Dam, which is like the largest hydroelectric facility in the world. Kick his ass. Is that bad, Mr. German? What should we be doing?

Well, Mr. German. He's like, this whole place is run on coal. Call him Mr. Dotef. There's another one that I do want to talk about, Mr. German, he's like, this whole place is run on coal. Call him Mr. Dota. There's another one that I do want to talk about, though, where he talks about flashiness. Oh, yeah. Trying to eat healthy is an annoying challenge. Back home, I felt like I could easily grab a healthy meal without breaking the bank. This is a legit gripe.

Sure. I mean, I'm not saying these aren't legitimate things. Yeah. But that's why there's more overweight people. He's like answering his own question. He's learning in real time. He said it felt like a treasure hunt. Like, that's a bad thing.

Treasure hunt. Come on, dude. Sorry if that wasn't fun. For the perfect meal. Also, there's literally Treasure Island in Vegas. Isn't this bad now? I'm going back. But the last one I want to talk about is flashing us

and status symbols are everywhere. He went to like Bitcoin Con in New York. He went to Vegas. He went to and he's like

there's so many luxury cars and watches. I love it. I stayed in Manhattan and on the Vegas Strip and everything was so flashy. But I love

talking about money. So I was actually cool with it. Yeah. But not what it does. Finally someone can have wealth and peace. Is that a big car? Everything's super-sized.

I love that he took a photo, too, of a BMW ad. He can't shake the German. He's like, I'm sick. I like that. The one, I would say there's no

place in the world that has more stock photos than New York. I think you can just find one. I feel like this guy's just confused about what he likes. What the fuck? Yeah. Was that a word, Chad?

Oh, my gosh. A Chad word. The Europeans are all black and scrawny. And this is also in response to a very uplifting point about America. If you scroll up, Jacob. Oh, no, no, no. Just to the top of that tweet. I think this stems from the history of

america the u.s was built the u.s was built by immigrants who took a leap of faith leaving their families behind to sail across treacherous oceans in search of a better life that's a massive risk these risk-taking genes are still present today imo and then wojack being that's such a funny way to punctuate that the american guy oh gee yeah what's wrong with him what's wrong with his body dude yeah that's that's reverse cowgirl yeah owns three cars controls the planet is a superpower is the superpower this guy's the flashiness can own a firearm. All these things rock. What?

Pays less taxes. Okay. Tips. Oh, no, wait, that's bad or something. Sometimes the Autobahn. I do like the other guy's outfit more, though. The 101 is like an Autobahn at midnight. There we go. Seriously, brother.

That's LA humor for you guys. Shall we get to the... Hawk 2 and stuff? No, Tearless. Tearless, baby. This is just in case. Just maybes. Yeah, everything's a maybe here on Sad Boys.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, we're doing white stuff. I will say, I saw somebody make a point that Gen Z is starting to have their cringe millennial moment or whatever. Did you say that exactly? No, no, I'm it. Oh, but I'm saying like there's so many things right now in Gen Z that I'm like, oh, yeah.

This avocado toast. It's like the whole thing is already there. Demure. Like that sucks. Yeah. Hawk to Earth sucks. All of it sucks. Not like she.

I'm not talking about the person. Stop the buck there, dude. I'm saying the idea of it. Like, who cares? Does anybody? I'll stand up for Hawk to Earth, girl. They're not talking about the person. Stop the buck there, dude. I'm saying the idea of it. Like, who cares? Does anybody... I'll stand up for Hawk to a girl. They're paying me to do so. Brat is my favorite album of the year.

I'll stand down for Hawk to a girl and I'll go on one knee. I'll play Spielte, actually. To the Volunkafernik Hawk to a girl. I don't respect it. I love that. Yeah, I was going for a Tebow. Okay.

Yeah. How is that her name? Hawk to a... Like, I know. You know what I love that. Yeah, I was going for a Tebow. Okay. Yeah. How is that her name? Hawk Tua? Like, I know, you know what I mean? Like, nobody says her name. It's so weird. Hayley? I think it's Hayley something.

Something. Something with an S. Hayley with two Ys, I think. Maybe it's Hayley Welch. Maybe it's Hayley Welch. Okay. That's right. Geez.

Oh, Captain McAptain. Yeah. I'm from Tennessee. Oh, it's better than Michigan. You've never even been to Tennessee, and I can see it in your eyes. I actually just got back from Tennessee. Jeez, what the hell? You were the only Tennessee.

I was visiting. The only? You guys suck. No, I was visiting a friend. We're 12. Oh, nice. Okay, so if I remember correctly, when we were talking to you guys about what you might want to do on the show, you said it's got to be themed around race. Yes.

Yep. That was my idea. We have collected an essential, important, powerful plurality of white people style terms. Complete list missing no terms. We've not missed anything. I mean, you guys know all of them. You're kind of the Miriam and the Webster. We'll fill in the blanks.

Absolutely. But as experts in rating and tier listing. And race. Don't forget it. Yeah. I don't know what that means. As I mentioned, I can't see color. I can't see.

Fancy glasses for a guy who can't see. Who said that? Love is blind. All right. All right. Show me the white stuff. Initiate white. Initiating white. Let's go white mode.

See? Careful. That's what it is. It's like making Twitter whiter. Ooh. Okay. Fellas,

would you like to introduce each time? Give it your perspective. We don't want to appropriate it. Yeah. Up first, we got Let's skedaddle. I like that one because it's kind of like the Flintstones in my mind. It's like skedaddle.

I do like that your feet start moving before you do, and then you leave a cloud of dust in your wake. Yeah, and you kind of go out diagonal. Right. You know what I mean? You're skedaddling. You drop the sign you're holding that says it and you sprint towards a painted tunnel so pros onomatopoeia makes you feel like you're in a cartoon yeah adds

whimsy to your life which i think we all could use a little whimsy i like blow this popsicle stand oh blow this popsicle stand is something i definitely actually say oh so it's not just a white person thing that's good enough well i've been co-opting i've been working on that yeah that's right i'm kind of rating them too on how like uh you'll i say these without even thought some yeah you know it's not like i mean to say let's wait yeah it just happens yeah that one you have to say with some it's involuntary should we have a column for like do we say it and then also like weigh in on the rating yeah is it in the hall of fame like because i'm also like what's yeah okay we'll just include it in the rating that makes it adult to me is like a nice b yeah you have people in your life that say it sincerely

oh yeah older people yeah my mom will say it at dinner if she's sick of being there she'll be like let's get it all i that's awesome to hear i usually say a lot of these i only use ironically so it brings me great joy to hear that people are genuinely and i i mean this sincerely are actually using it in the real world oh absolutely yeah i i don't use that one unless it's a joke i'm like yeah let's skedaddle yeah like blow this popsicle stand is like that's a joke if i'm just yeah i'm just i don't know what words to say yeah like at any time so i'm just, yeah, I'm just, I don't know what words to say. Yeah, like at any time. So I'm just doing word association. It does sometimes feel like irony poisoning is robbing us of cute terms. Yeah, I totally agree.

I think if I could genuinely spend just a portion of my life saying a lot of these. In fact, next coming up, I was taught this by the Michigander in my life. And it is regional or all of Michigan? It's Midwestern.west midwest for sure it's like when you're squeezing by someone in a grocery store aisle yeah their cart's out and you're kind of like oh it's kind of excuse me let me buy it's often followed by i'm gonna sneak past you real quick i'm gonna sneak by you real quick. Right behind you. Shall we dance?

Put my number in your phone. Buying 14 more shots. Oh, three kids. Please don't leave. I picked up Ope somewhere and I've used it a few times in those situations and it's just come out of me. I feel like it's like an old spirit that embodies me. I don't have a choice. I say this

and I don't know when I say it. Yeah. Like when you stub your toe, it's just like something that comes out. When I saw the discourse online of people being like, people be saying this in the Midwest. I'm like what i thought that was what else do you say when you sneak behind someone yeah diggits from uh excuse me that's too much diggits from the great lake state nebraska do they have every state is technically the lone star state the one star there is there a nebraska version of Did Ope get to Nebraska? Oh, it's for sure there Nebraska's Midwest It feels like it's pushing the line

It's Tornado Alley Yeah It's Tornado Alley Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma Are you from Oklahoma? I'm from Lincoln Lincoln, okay Biggest city

In the world? Biggest city in Nebraska Oh That's crazy Biggest city in the world Lincoln, Nebraska Best presidentaska oh that's crazy biggest city in the world lincoln nebraska a picture of dubai i knew a guy that uh that interned at the union pacific railroad that i believe hasn't has an office in nebraska or is based there and when he came back he just kept saying nebersker that's i don't know why i think he

i think he was just being xd quirky millennial yeah he sounds random yeah he was a little random you really couldn't pin him down or know what he was about to say s tears oh yeah i love that i would say it's even i might phrase it differently but i think um the higher than this the cadence of it is universal that okay i'm just gonna see that yeah it does feel like it doesn't require language to understand and i think that is is beautiful it is yeah maybe you know it's more of an utterance than a word you know like yeah like at the minecraft falling it's kind of like Hawk Tua. Right. It's a little like that. In Onomatopoeia. Go ahead, rate that. Bucko.

This was my sister's first word. Whoa. Don't lie. That is awesome. First word that ever came out of her mouth. Was she hearing it a lot? No, it was like, well, she was, yeah, probably. It was probably a mispronunciation of fucker or bucko.

And it was a literal like road rage moment this is my sister's older than me and she was in the back seat in the car seat and i hadn't spoken a word yet and my mom was driving around and like got cut off or something and my sister like bucko like yelled at the other car and that was her first word. And my mom was like, that's great. Yeah. And he's told that story before. So I know it's true. Kids meet, go around, say our first words if we know them. First word?

Do you guys know your first word? Yeah. Mama. Great. Classic S. Not a word. Mama is a word. Mine was ope. I was squeezing my diaper off.

A lot of poop down there can I sneak past you? still got more pee mine was ducky ducky? yours was queen mine was my president

and I stood up it was the first time I stood also yeah your first words were I'm with her really ahead of your time lock her up and then free her yeah just as a little lesson um i have absolutely no idea there's no one i could ask to find out yeah so i could just decide i don't know what mine was i want to say it was car or something

i think i was in the bath with the rubber duck and you said said what? Ducky. Two syllables. Yeah. And bucko. Yeah. That's pretty good. Mine was three, whatever it was. Yours was three? Yeah, it was something long as shit. Something longer, yeah.

Mississippi. Okay, I don't want to just give out S's, but I feel like bucko gets an S for me. Bucko is definitely like an older person reprimanding a younger person. Like, hey, bucko, that's not how it's done. Yeah. Finger waggle, maybe? I wanted to, for a while, I've given up now, person reprimanding a younger person like hey bucko that's not how it's done yeah finger i do love like i wanted to for a while i've given up now wanted to try to like remove curse words from

my like if from my first option why the fuck would you do that just because i wanted to be more colorful oh like just like make make things like a little bit more weird like with how I would respond to things twisted messed up like drats do we have drats in there oh drats is great is drat and rats yeah we talked about that because you say rats and drats and there's no difference in the way that they're said

but double drat no you see yeah they're using all the same places but rats feels like something one of the rug rats would say not because it's in their name, but rug rats. Definitely plays a part in it. They told me Bigelow, and he goes, oh, fuck. My diaper!

My fucking dad's so annoying. Despite my heartwarming story about my lovely sister Greer saying bucko as her first word, I don't like this, and I never say it, so I'm going to go a D. I don't like like this one either but only because of the type of people who say it oh it's just like an uncle who's a dick I will defer to that's so interesting because I don't have the historical context with bucko so when it's just a meme to me right it's just like a thing that

maybe I see in like one of those like live leak videos of a guy going off the handle at a Wendy's. Stop right there, bucko. This is one of those ones that's just locked in the just media consumption only. Like romanticizing America when younger. So I only have heard it from, you know, like a Fargo character or something. Right. But I will defer to your cultural experience. Thank you for your for your service thank you we're just here to listen you're listening and learning yeah and it's about time she's a michigando i'll give it a c i'll go d

cd cd compact disc it's a compact ab A BCC Daisy is electric. This is awesome. When someone says this to me, I love it. That brightens my day. Yeah. It's like someone very sweet. You could spill like a coffee on me or something. And if you go whoopsie daisy,

you're bringing a smile to my face. I go, actually it's my bad. Yeah. I'll drink it from the shirt. It's such a pretty phrase. Yeah. Like a mistake. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's such a pretty phrase for a mistake.

You know what I mean? It's kind of in the realm of maybe you have an okie-dokie, but different application. Whoopsie-daisy. Did I say oopsie-daisy? Oopsie-daisy slips out, too. I feel like it has plague origins. Whoopsie-daisy.

Oh, is it one of those like when you look it up? Yeah, exactly. Ashes, ashes, ashes A bubo I don't know if that's true and I don't want to learn anything else today Whoopsie Daisy

What do we feel about Whoopsie Daisy? Whoopsie Daisy is like a C Oh, I give it an A It's electric, but it's a C I never say it, so I'm pretty biased here Whoopsie Daisy is funny I enjoy it, I I give it an A. It's electric, but it's a C. I never say it, so I'm pretty biased here. Whoopsie Daisy's funny. I enjoy it. I'll give it a B, but it is a bit chunky. I'll bump up. I'll go

B with you guys. So yeah, B's cool. B's cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. You betcha. You betcha. This is your realm, I feel like. You betcha. You betcha. This one sneaks out a little bit, too, and I always think of Chet, you betcha, from Fairly this one sneaks out a little bit too and i always think of chet you betcha from chet from fairly odd parents i think of sarah palin is that a reason is there a reason

i should think that i can i feel like that was the thing she said yeah yeah she's got that that you know northern american sort of as north as it gets almost canadian accent Russian, some would call it. She can see it from her house at least. You betcha it's fine. Can I... Do we have an O brother? Jacob? I want to throw out O brother because it is

one of my fondest memories from last year is when... Never been to Disneyland before. Went along, I love love fun i love whimsy and met uh walt disney mickey mouse oh that's the one sorry fix it up walt disney's copywriter you know walt disney's head is frozen in a block of ice that's they say that that yeah it's one of the things there is a snopes article about it. Yeah, I remembered the whole thing. When I went to Disneyland, it was extremely difficult to leave for some reason.

We couldn't get back to the car and we got stuck for like an hour and a half because maybe there was some kind of accident right up at the head of the line, which means it was difficult for me, not the person who had the accident. It's probably a tough day for them too. Okay, but they weren't stuck in line. Well, they were forever. It was me and Katie trying to leave and we got an update that it's going to be

another like 30 minutes or something. Genuinely frustrating, really like harsh. And in this moment, I'm going to, you know, suddenly get a message. I'm like, fuck's sake, you know, hit me. And Katie went, oh, brother. Like the most sincere, oh, brother. Yeah, oh, brother is Like the most sincere. Oh, brother. Nothing. Oh, yeah.

Oh, brother is like a very defeated. Like it's like a. Oh, brother. Did we decide on a grade for you, Betcha? I like a. A. A. And then can we can we scroll back up to whoopsie daisy and real quick add whoops as below it

and then just say give it a Jarvis A. Oh, I say whoops all the time. And I forgot it was kind of a shortening of whoopsie daisy. Is that like a white person thing or is that just a thing? I don't know. Whoops feels like more universal than whoopsie daisy. I think we've maybe clawed it back a little bit. Yeah, we're reclaiming it.

All right. Good for you guys. Then I'll stop saying it. That's y'all's now. We'll bleep it. That, we're reclaiming it. Good for you guys. Then I'll stop saying it. That's y'all's name. We'll bleep it. In the captions it'll say W star star star. Alright.

Oh, brother. For crying out loud. For crying out loud. I like this one because I don't get it. Yeah, I don't get it either. Is this one of those substitutes for saying God? For God's sake. Yeah, I don't get it either. Is this one of those substitutes for saying God? For God's sake. Oh, God. Oh, jeez.

For Pete's sake is another one. Who's Pete? I think it's... Is it Peter from the Bible? Pete God. Yeah. Pete Rose? I don't know.

Pete Rose. The baseball player? Betting on yourself. Who bet on himself, which is a... You should always bet on yourself. Yeah, but not with the bookies. Well, no. That's not allowed unless it's boxing.

Right. In which case, Ryan Garcia did it. It's cool. Only in Vegas. There's a lot of specific qualifiers here. Consult with your local bookie. I've heard some for crying out loud from the Michiganders. Oh, for crying out loud is good. That's like just when someone's being annoying. But this isn't, it's not always just, it's O for crying out louds from the Michiganders. Oh, for crying out loud is good. That's like just when someone's being annoying.

But this isn't, it's not always just, it's oh for crying out loud. Oh for crying out loud, yeah. Why did I get kicked out of the theater for crying out loud? Oh, wait a minute. Maybe that's, so there's some origin of, I don't know. I don't know. There is an origin for all of these for sure. There's a six hour version of this podcast where we look up the origin of all these.

And that'll be for next time. There is, unfortunately, a pretty high hit rate where we look up the etymology of some phrase. Oh, I love it. Well, it was because of black. And we're like. Yeah. That happened with Turkey in the Straw.

Yeah. The ice cream truck song. Oh, yeah. I saw you guys singing that. Yeah. Well, we often do i love that song is there it's bad origins don't worry about it oh there's it's the worst possible you could possibly imagine see i did that game on we did on our live tour i did a game where i would

ask him to guess the origin of like a phrase the etymology of it yeah and none of them were none of the ones that I found were bad. I was like surprised. Hell yeah. Because I was worried about that. This is like the one of the like, I don't know anyone that's racist. I don't think.

Well, I just didn't know the whole nine yards. That was just like a war thing. Yeah. Like it was like nine yards of ammunition. That was the Germany to England. That was nine yards. Well, the war was racist. The war was racist. But the saying i guess

is it oh for crying out loud oh brother the german's again you gotta be kidding me i wish they were tweeting instead uh i'm gonna i gotta give him an a I like for crying. Because it's cute. A is fine, yeah. Knocking it up. Living the dream. See, this is what the German guy needed to hear. Right. It's like phrases like this. Like, how you doing?

Living the dream, pal. In Hollyweird. This one actually is that like a, I don't know this one. Oh, living the dream is great. Like when I bartended for a long time and someone come in. Hey, how we doing today? Man, just another day living the dream and it also often comes with like a not excited face is it yeah it's our cat living the dream living the dream it

can also be non sarcastic someone might get off their boat and be like living the dream yeah I am living my dream there's an office that we both worked in where one of the guys every day when he walked in we'd be like hey how's it going tim and he'd be like hey living the dream yeah another day another day above ground wow i do love these like little phrases that are it's almost like the old ball and chain type things where it's like don't look into them too deep because it's sad yeah the best is uh my wife uh good to see you and someone goes, better to be seen than viewed because you get viewed

at your funeral. Oh my god. Better to be seen than viewed. I don't want anyone going to my funeral. Don't even fucking look at me. So you go, nice to see you and they go, at least I'm not dead. It's better to be seen than viewed. It feels like trauma dumping a little bit.

Yeah, the same as another day above ground. Yeah. Which is reserved for like depressed people and zombies. How you doing? Or a miner who has the day off. Another day, thanks. Glad I'm not dying from coal explosion. On that topic, we should put kids back to

work. They're all quiet quitting the mine and the chimneys. Living the dream's awesome. I go S. S, yeah. It's one of my favorites. I did not know it applied. I thought it was a kind of a like, only positive. It's sarcastic. Yeah, this is one where I genuinely

am learning. I'm living and learning right now. Well, happy to educate you. Why I ought it, no one says this. Really? Yes, they do. This is old-timey. Well, yeah, but they are quoting an old cartoon. Why I oughta.

Why I oughta. Yeah, I don't know. It's not really a white people. It's just a cartoon phrase. It is cool that it involves choreography. Yeah. You don't say, why I oughta. You've got gotta be like,

threatening violence. Threatening violence. Old-timey violence. The American dream. This is a slapstick comedy word. Right. It's like, why I oughta.

Yeah, so, I don't know, I give it like a C. Yeah, I go D. Is the implication, it's like, why I oughta hit you so hard you go up and your shoes come off?

Yeah, pretty much. I think you could finish that sentence many different ways's like, why I ought to hit you so hard you go up and your shoes come off? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I think you could finish that sentence many different ways. Why I ought to punch you and then other things. Put you below ground. Why I ought to bury you. Why I ought to view your ass. I never thought of the view.

Going to a funeral is viewing. Better to be seen than viewed. I've never heard that phrase. What? Better to be seen than viewed. Oh, yeah. She said it all the time. I do think I've heard it at least once before. It's a good one.

To be seen than viewed. I mean, I do see the body. You know, if you're reviewing it, though. It's like a viewing, is that what you call it? I'm reviewing it. Mid. Old. Old and looks sick, honestly.

You look a little sick. A little lazy, huh? Are you on a diet? Oh, yeah. No more Mr. Nice Guy. He looks a little sick. A little lazy, huh? Are you on a diet? Oh, yeah. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, this one rules. This is accompanied by setting something down. Right.

No more Mr. Nice Guy. Yeah, this is the one equivalent of taking your earrings off. Before, I was so nice. And you've now unlocked demon time. Hope you enjoyed Mr. Nice Guy. nice guy yeah no more he's gone he's gone now i'm mr mean man yeah you should introduce the new one yeah dr jekyll no more mr nice guy nice guy yeah i like this one but i've never said it in my life i've never heard anybody say it seriously. It feels like, yeah, there's no... I would need to find the in real life cavity

between saying something cartoonishly and fun and then actually fighting someone. This was the kid that was getting bullied in high school and then he was trying to stand up for himself and then said something that everyone was just going to bully him. I don't care. He thinks his life's a movie, so he's like,

no more Mr. Nice Guy. And everybody's like... They stuff him in a trash can. He really said that shit. He thinks he's a cartoon. It's the bubbling of his head in the toilet. Like my own. He's shaking his fist

being in the toilet I like it for that image but I've never said it so I'm going to see it yeah it's a very fun one and it is I think it gets the benefit

of the cartoon but it is it's sad that I can't think of a single time I've like heard it uttered even in media that's not sad I just know of it

it's because it's such a fun one yeah it would be fun to actually get used, but... Start working it into the show. Yeah, that's true. Do you think when we fight... Stop giving me ideas. It's going to be no more Mr. Nice Guy.

I'm doing the YA auto. It's a Brooklyn guy. Combining lots of things. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Better to be viewed than seen. No, okay. Or I guess if a really nice guy was not being nice You'd be like no more Mr. Nice Guy

No more Mr. Nice Guy You're too nice You're love bombing me You're being tickled No more Mr. Nice Guy I have too many gifts in my house Mr. Nice Guy Cease please

Let me box some of that up for you can take it home No more Mr. Nice Guy I'm allergic to non-stop giving them to me Nice guy. Cease, please. Let me box some of that up so you can take it home. No more. No, no, please. Come on. I'm allergic to nuts. Stop giving them to me. Newsflash buddy rocks. Yeah, this one's awesome.

I'll say this one. Yeah. Newsflash buddy, you're fucking stupid. I'll kill you. Our friends, it's like newsflash buddy, you're an asshole.

It's not like a news. It's just an insult after. Newsflash, I don You're an asshole. It's not like a news. It's just an insult after a newsflash. I don't like you. Or it's just something like somebody gets really wrong. And you're like, newsflash, buddy. It's 2024. We don't have to do that anymore. Or tells you something everybody knows.

Yeah. Yeah. We already knew that. Oh, do we have Captain Obvious in here? Oh. We give a lot of like you know jobs what a military sergeant captain

hey captain newsflash buddy gets an a for me i go s on it do you hit you do say it i say it but not maybe once a year yeah like once but that's actually that's a graceful aging of a phrase because like upon introduction maybe it wasn't ironic but now it has a new life yeah this mattered when the news was a thing yeah hey newsflash buddy i just read something that you can't read newsflflash, buddy. January 6th. Extra, extra, buddy. The Great War is over and a new war has begun.

And again, it's the Germans. Unfortunately, again. Newsflash, still Germany. Still fighting them. Newsflash. If only there were a text-based social messaging platform that they could use to get out their aggressions. Like the everything platform. Newsflash, buddy, I got a pocket full of posies.

Mickey Mouse featured with Mario from the video game. Smoking weed and counting cash. I like your news voice. That needs to be a sketch of us. Like the old-time newscaster doing new stuff. So I used to do improv. I used to do improv. And that was like a character voice I would go to so often.

That's good. And Anastasia knows, one of our producers. She's in Kenya right now. Oh, really? You laughed after that. I don't know how maps work. Projections, it's all around no but

and so I used it so much back in the day that I like put it away you put it away? I was like I gotta that's becoming

too much of a thing where it's like overused I need to work on other stuff I have one voice I do all the just like a nerd voice

yeah oh you know what I'm talking about I mean the I do all of course. The weird one that Trump ends up doing for that one, like, Twitter call. When he talked to Elon Musk.

He's trying to sound smarter, I think. Hello, sir. Hello, Mr. Musk. I love that he said that to Theo, where he was like, it turns out the cost, or Theo said it to him. He's like, turns out the cost of having a clear voice is $44 million. Yeah. He said that about Elon

to Trump because Trump's mic was all messed up. And he's like, Elon seems like his was fine. What a bully. And he's like, turns out it cost $44 million to truly have a voice. Trump's reasoning too was like, I did it on my phone and there were millions of people in there and that's

a lot for a phone to handle. That is too much data. And I was like, what is he thinking? What's the logic here? He's like, they weren't all in your phone. It is like, there's no reason that he should have ever learned anything about computer networking.

And that is cute. It is unfortunately cute. My phone's getting really heavy. It's full of people. He doesn't understand. He's never been on discord you know what i mean he stopped at instagram and facebook my phone got hot it's too many people yeah captain obvious i just threw that in there because i was like oh that feels similar to newsflash it It feels white. It does feel white. Relax. It's your list, man. For some reason, with those two,

I kind of pair with You're on Thin Ice. Oh! You're on Thin Ice, pal. Pal. Wait, how many can you combine? Hey, Captain Newsflash, Captain Obvious, you're on Thin Ice.

You'll be viewed, not seen. Now listen here, pal. Why are you on it? Yeah, I give You're on Thin Ice thin ice is an s yeah that's a good one because it's visual yeah it's good yeah like don't go skate it paints a picture don't go skating right now yeah yeah hey you're on thin ice i feel like this one has been said to me by an adult before yeah i like i think it's universal but like yeah when you're nervous like let's say you're living with a roommate who's super passive

and they hate you and you say you're walking on eggshells. Yes. I like that one because I don't really get it. I've described, I think. Because in the world of walking on eggshells, you somehow crack through. If you're very delicate, you don't break them, even though 100% of the time you do.

I'm being so tactful. I've never thought about that. How do you walk on eggshells? What do you mean walk on eggshells? Politely. You gotta crack. Okay? Cautiously and nicely.

Clean up your beard trimmings. Or like you're trying not to be heard. Yeah. So you're trying to break them in a way that... Oh, I thought you meant I'm trying not to be heard so the eggshells don't shatter from your voice. Right.

Well, I'm 10x louder than the average European. Oh, that's a good point. Actually, I'm going to give walking on eggshells an S for me, because I think it is, like, I say it quite a bit. Yeah, I think that one's universal. I don't think that one's universal. Though I feel as though, I feel like I'm walking on eggshells with this type of thing.

I don't think I've given the transgressive, like, hey, you're on thin eggshells. Tread ice, Captain. You're walking on thick ice, buddy. You do whatever you want. Hey, news ice, Captain Eggshells. You're walking on the middle bit of the egg, which makes no sound. You're walking on yolks, I guess.

And that's gross. Oh, yuck. Oh, your feet are covered in... Yucky. Using a metaphor to describe... You got sticky feet. You got sticky feet, pal. Yeah.

Now listen here, pal. That one's very casual. Really? Like, I feel like people still say it more than some of the other, like, old-timey... Yeah, but you're about to get a whole bunch of bullshit. You're about to get either shit you already know Or you're gonna be like just told something

You don't want to learn in the first place Now listen here, pal Yeah, it's very confrontational, right? It's like reprimanding It's also kind of an older person talking to a kid Yeah, they're like pulling rank a little bit Kneeling down maybe Hey, listen here, pal

Yeah, or you've already That's a nice way to do it You keep this out It feels like they're gonna teach you something Yeah, I could do it like nice like Now listen here, pal If you keep cheating, I'll kill you it yeah yeah I could do a nice like now listen here pal if you keep cheating I'll kill you I'll snap your neck you know like nice I feel like it's usually followed after a younger person interrupts an older person at least once and then they'll like set the top now listen here pal you're done talking oh like they're going like well um you

know what we need to do is organize they're like like, no, I don't want to. Hey. Listen here, pal. You're up for a newsflash, Captain August. I had a neighbor who had a long gray ponytail and rode a motorcycle. His name was Bruce. And he always said, boys will be boys. That's good. And he was the type of guy who would say, now listen here, pal. That is good.

I still hear that one from my mom's friends. Oh, yeah. Anytime I'm talking about something to my mom, one of my friends did, they'll just be like, nah, boys will be boys. Yeah. And I'm like, we're 30. Yeah. It feels like it lets boys off the hook a little bit.

It allows grown men to be children for a moment. Having a phrase, it's like you realize realize like people are like the patriarchy. Does it exist? We have a whole phrase that, that allows, that allows men to do whatever they want. I mean,

boys will be boys. It's not locker room. Yeah, exactly. He got drunk and crashed a car into a house. Boys will be boys. They like going fast. They like drinking.

Why you got a car that fast? If you're not going to drive it. Yeah. I i've been drinking but i'm also not at home uh newsflash buddy i wasn't at home i had to get there somehow when i drink at home they tell my sponsor you make me feel like i'm driving on eggshells i knew this was gonna happen happen. I'm driving in thin air. We were just going to start combining it. All right. Listen to your pal gets a C for me. Really? C?

I say we speed round it, and we stop on any that we really want to dig into. Okay. Okay. Yeah, we can do that. C here. C. I see it, pal. Barking up the wrong tree. Loving it.

Love it. I don't hear it, but I feel like you might. We talked about the origins of this one right yeah so like when you're like raccoon hunting at night with hound dogs or something they'll uh pin them in a tree they tree them and they'll stand at the bottom and the raccoon gets scared as fuck and you walk up under it and you shoot it and if you're barking up the wrong tree your dog has now treed like a bear or a mountain lion and you walk up and it's like you can't put a that that's when you see a bear in the tree that's i've never hunted or anything so it's

like a hard thing for me to imagine but the idea of like stun locking an opponent and like comboing them out with your dog it's such a lazy form of hunting yeah i am still friends with people from facebook that'll be like up good night out in the woods and it'll be the bed of a truck with like 25 coyotes and like 40 raccoons. And I'm like, what are you going to do with that? They sell the skin.

Okay. To the local blacksmith. Make me a pair of boots. I got to build hide armor for the room. Rune scape? My wife needs a coat. Great day out on the night. He's got like an ebony armor. Some diamonds.

Yeah. I need 35 new hats. I only ever go out hunting when a quest giver with a big exclamation mark over their head tells me to. There's a rare elk in these woods. Ten rats and I'll give you a stone picket. That's like what my Pokemon box looks like when I'm shiny hunting. You know what I'm saying, nerds? Don't call me a nerd.

Shout out Cole Anthony. Shout out Skunky. Barking up the wrong tree is good. I really like it and it helps that we have the etymology too. That was fun. That's like when someone's starting to piss you off. Hey, you're barking up the wrong tree, pal. I'm packing.

When somebody's like, I'm about to shoot you with a gun. Why I oughta. Why I oughta. You're barking up the wrong tree, and as you remember, I hunt. Yeah, or you just hear that someone's a little crazy, and your friend's passing with them, and I'm like, I think you're barking up the wrong tree. Right. They're going to snap.

Yeah. That is crazy. Yeah, don't. He is not a common raccoon. He's not a fat little guy with leathery hands. He loves hot dogs. He will not fit in the bed of your truck. I give this an A.

An A? Yeah, I go A. Cool. Yeah, let's do it. I don't know. How do we feel like our score distribution has been? It feels pretty balanced. I'm pretty good with it.

Watch it, Buster. Watch it, comma, something feels common, but Buster? Watch it. Yeah, I'm going to go see it on this box. I like Buster. I don't like Buster. I don't know why.

Yeah, I don't know. We had an old co-worker named Buster, and this book is right here. Buster's book? Yeah, one of our co-workers, or a co-worker named Buster. Is it intended to be just a guy? If you're called Buster? Yeah, you're a Buster. Buster's book? Yeah. One of our co-workers, Earl's co-worker is named Buster. Is it intended to be just a guy? If you're called Buster?

Yeah, you're a Buster. Buster Brown? Buster Brown, yeah. I do like that more. Hey, what's your mouth, Buster Brown? Tony, what's my dog, Buster Brown? I'm just editing on this. He goes, what's up, Buster Brown?

Tony pets my dog and says that. I do like Buster Brown. That's fun. Son of a gun. This is a classic. It is so weird, though. You trip or lose something, and you're like, ah, son of a gun. I feel like it's better than...

Who's the son, and why is it pairing a gun? Wait, who's gun's son? Yeah. Pistol? It's a smaller gun. It's a bullet. It's a bunch of tiny little bullets. Is it a bullet? That's more like the guns son? Yeah. Pistol? Smaller gun? It's a bullet. It's a bunch of tiny little bullets. Is it a bullet?

That's more like the gun's cum. Yeah. Because you're about to blow a load on someone. Cum of a gun. And it fertilizes a person. Son of a cum. That's just a son. Yeah.

I don't like it. It's confusing. Yeah. And as much as I've talked about guns, I don't like them. It lands in the realm. Yeah, when you say it's like, I just can't find it. Son of a gun. Cute, never actually hear it.

One of the only regional phrases that changes when I go back to the UK, if I'm wandering around, can't find my keys here. It's like, man. If it's there, I go, come on, mate. Come on, mate. Come on, mate. That is at least like pleaded. Please, mate.

Come on, mate. Where is it? It's because it's my tall friend Please, man. Come on, Nate. Where is it? It's because it's my tall friend holding them up. This makes no sense. The son of a gun is like nerdy for some reason. It's just kind of like, ah, son of a gun. Whoever says this doesn't own a gun. Yeah.

Which means like don't respect them and they get an F. Yeah, I'll go low on this. I'll give it an F. We have an F'd one yet. Yeah, we needed an F. Tell me about it. Dag nabbit. I'll give it an F. We have an F'd one, yeah. Yeah, we needed an F. Tell me about it. I love this one. Dag nabbit.

I love this one. Dag nabbit. That one's got to have an interesting history that maybe is bad. Yeah. Oh, yeah, probably. But I feel like it's just like word mash of like God dang it. Dang it. God damn it.

It's another dang. It feels like a way to not use the Lord's name. It seems like so many of those to the point where i'm like he's gonna know you can't trick that stupid gosh darn you just did it i also i used to love that in tv shows when they bleep out god and not damn like a big beep damn yeah it doesn't make me feel like a particularly good person but we are in my household right now we are very svu pilled we continue watching that show uh it's a little less copagandry than the others but it is very bad there's i love burn notice that's gonna oh burn notice aziz ansari has a bit about burn notice in his 2010 stand-up special does it is

that was that show popular enough for it to be? It was the number one show in the country. I'm going to ask you, Richard. There's an SNL sketch. The famous SNL sketch is they just do a game show called What Is Burn Notice? And the host is Bill Hader, and he's like, Burn Notice was the most watched show last year in all of the

U.S. My question for you today, contestant number one, is what is Burn Notice? And then the person's like, oh, my cousin watches it today, contestant number one, is what is burn notice? And then the person's like, oh, my cousin watches it, I guess. Nobody knows what it is. Is it about firefighters? No, it's about a guy who gets burned. He has high security clearance, and then he gets all of it taken away. And he still has all the skills of a secret agent.

Oh, hell yeah. But he ends up doing like really like trivial stuff around miami like he'll help a lady who like there's like a peeper and he'll like find out who it is like he uses all his skills just to solve like singular people's problems and his mom is always nagging him she's like why don't you come see me and he's like i'm solving crimes oh yeah he runs over and he's like bitch this is how you use the blender i'll go back to the cartel okay i do like that he does he does it escalate because there's many seasons of it right no

every episode is so formulaic it is like a joy it's a joy to watch you described it to me as basically a soap opera yeah it is it's very soapy it's described it to me as basically a soap opera yeah it is it's very soapy it's just so formulaic yeah like a lifetime movie yeah there's a problem in town that is very small that he's using way too high of skills to solve there's a love interest his ex who's like they're kind of in and out what's her name faye is the lead actor josh du mal josh du mal sounds right maybe and then his mom i think so his mom always calls him and then he has like a local guy Is the lead actor named Josh DuMall? Josh DuMall sounds right? Maybe.

And then his mom always calls him? I think so. His mom always calls him, and then he has a local guy, PD guy, that's kind of like a shitty big white guy who's like, you got to start rigging horse races with me. There's always one of those is the evasion to like, hey, this is like a cop show that says cops are sick. He's like, no.

There's an ugly one uh yeah in sbu there is like a ongoing trope of for some reason they still keep using words that i thought were not for tv anymore and one of them is i mean i don't really want to say it but oh please the r slur oh yeah actually don't say the. No, please. The guy has a child in a vice group with a gun to its head. They come in and they're like, where'd you put Elizabeth? Let him go and show us the other. We need help finding the other kids. And the guy goes, I ain't telling you, Jack, you beep. You dang beep.

That's crazy. He's cool. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it is cool. Doesn't hate free speech. It is weird that they believe asshole too and not ass. I did just want to say that. You add the whole, it's too visual.

The whole thing is fine. It is. I literally, there's a book about how everyone has one and uses it. Yeah. Famously. Famously. Ass and damn kind of exist in this like liminal space of curse words where like, it felt like the FCC was not like

didn't know dag nabbit isn't that good to me i know you like it i like it it's like a b for me that's fine yeah all right we wrap it up with one single hitter anything in here jump out to you we could let's do a lightning round you know yeah looky here c like d d hate when people say oh looky here shucks kind of sucks Shucks is cute though only Shucks I like is oysters that's like a C for me I like when people know but it's like aw Shucks

yeah I think there's a cute way of saying it you know you get a gift I like a seafood restaurant called Mother Shuckers yeah that's cute do you get more Shucks being from the south anything no i i think i don't know where shucks you guys get like oh peaches or something everywhere everywhere that's just what they have in georgia

it is kind of a meme in atl every street is Peachtree Street. Yeah. There's so many Peachtree Streets. I'm glad you put in parentheses under the next one, by the way. There's white people saying that could go a lot. I'm glad you put snacks. White people say, get these away from me. Get these snacks out of my neighborhood. Get these away from me. I love when it's like my dad.

Get these away from me. I'm not eating any more it's like when it's like my dad. Oh, my mom is these away from me. I'm getting more pretzels. She'll have a half bag of Cheetos. That's like I will say that in this office. Yeah. Referring to snacks like we had one of our mods send us a bunch of Korean snacks. Not even joking. Is that an issue?

Yes. I can put them upstairs. It was a situation where I'm like, I can't have these. Like, get these away from me. Take these away. Get away from me. I'm just doing that to be safe. I'll give this an S. I think that's a great one.

This ain't my first rodeo. Rocks. Amazing. I love this one. I tweeted this once, but I was like, me at my first rodeo. What the heck? Is that a horse? Why is there a clown in the pen with a bull?

It takes two rodeos to understand. Oh, it's like a bull. Have you guys seen Bull Poker? No. There's a classic rodeo game where the clowns and cowboys will play a game of poker in the center of the ring and they'll let a bowl out and they'll be sitting there and then the bowl will choose one and it'll flip the chair or the whole table sometimes oh my god they try they play like a whole game of poker and there's a loose bowl it's awesome you guys should watch it later it's

funny to call it a bowl a poker rodeo it's just poker at a rodeo. Yeah, poker in the center of the rodeo. You guys in poker soccer? This ain't my first rodeo of at least a B. Yeah, I go A. All right, I'm down. I'm an S on that one. Can we give A plus? Oh, yeah.

S. A plus is great. Okay. Anywho. Oh, this one's awesome. See, the next one I'm not saying. Yeah, I'm not saying that. Which is why I'm not touching it.

I see what you guys did. You tried to trick me. Got some of it so fine. I get so allowed and then just... I love the cadence of anywho. Yeah. Anywho. You've been rambling on and now it's...

Anywho. Anywho, I'm boring you. Yeah, anywho. I'll see you Friday. Gotta go. Bye-bye. I love when like an old lady just is like, anywho, you don't you. Anywho, I'll see you Friday. Gotta go. Bye-bye. I love when an old lady is like, Anywho, you don't care about my old stories.

And then goes like, you know. And I'm like, yeah. News flash. Get the fuck out of here. News flash, lady. I don't give a shit. I have an early school day. You've got us going over there at 7 a.m.

Is any who, because there is the like, any who, and then there's the more cartoonish version, I feel like, of any who. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Or is it any way more maybe? Yeah, it's almost, that's like you're almost sliding into like the real tea of a conversation. Right. You've done your small talk, then it's like, any who, she.

Or it's just awkward. It's like, any who. Yeah. Let's get out of this conversation yeah yeah it's a bridge it's it that came out wrong came out I go be here I'll go ahead be glossing over the next one right what a bit of it no thing AM It's a thing. Thing AMA. Wait, Jacob, I actually, not to derail, can we Google the origin

of that word? I am so curious. Can you guys say it so that they know what we're talking about? Can't believe you spelled it.

No, because it could also be The first use of it was in a casket? Oh, no, in casket. Okay.

Or casket. Better to be seen. Comes from old high German. I don't like the way it's... Thingum. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense that it's German. And then jig did refer to mechanical devices.

I remember that. Anyway, it's thingumajig. We just wanted to be... Thingumajig. Thingumajigger, which is like, you didn't need to add that extra sauce on it. Yes. Yes.

We were already there with Thingamajig. It is just so unnecessary. I mean, I've heard Thingamajig and been like, it works for the same thing. Yeah. You've completed the mission. Saying it, Thingamajig doesn't tell me anything else. Is that different than just this is a Thingamajig? I thought.

Is it like a profession? No no I think it's just like a whatchamacallit oh you're saying like this is somebody who makes thingamajigs yeah like it sounds like a professional role this is their job

yeah my dad yeah he worked 30 years in the factory it was a thingamajigger yeah yeah I like I like a lot of these words though that are like

knickknack yeah that was close oh that was close what is what is paddywhack paddywhack give a dog a bone yeah that's what I was neck paddywhack paddywhack feels to me like a playful spank and maybe the Irish ish paddyack? Paddywhack's a state of rage? Oh, often capitalized dated slang, Irishman. Or Paddy dialectical, Chiefly England. Oh, wait, but at the top it's about a cattle. Chiefly England sounds like an NPR podcast.

You would know. Yeah, explaining. Welcome to Chiefly England. It's a ligament in cattle? What's going on with these? Why were people in the past just riffing? It can be a good shoe for dogs and help clean their teeth. Paddywhack, give it all the bone.

It's like a dentist stick. Yeah, it's like those green greenies or greenies. The knickknack part feels a bit worrying, though. But knickknacks are things. Anything. greenies the knickknack part feels a bit worrying though but knickknacks are things anythings i will say knickknack like uh what do you call them there's something i watch them call it i think of a jig yeah something with the ch chachki chachki yeah that one i i literally i tweeted that one time too just a the screenshot of the synonyms for knickknack for watch them i call it orms for knick-knack for whatchamacallit or whatever

for knick-knack and it was like the funniest list of words I've ever seen like there were a bunch that I learned like just nonsense collections of letters

yeah it was like flim flam I say flim flam I think I've said flim flam a lot I've heard you say flim flam the flim flam sauce is a great song yeah

with the flim flam sauce oh my god bleep that on the side you know it I don't know it yeah come on sing know it. I don't know it. Come on. Sing it with me. I don't know it.

Yeah. Ready? All right. Speed run. Thingamajigger. That gets a question mark for me. Not sure. I wouldn't say it.

Yeah. Ready, Freddy. D. Yeah. Whoa. I give a C. Ready? Cool your jets.

I want to give a B. Cool your jets is B. I kind of like that. Yeah. You're talking to somebody. You're like, hold on. You are a. I like hold your horses. Hold your jets. I want to give a B. Cool your jets is B. I kind of like that. Yeah, you're talking to somebody and you're like, hold on. You are a rock. I like hold your horses better. Hold your horses.

You're on thin eggs. Hold your horses is better. Take a chill pills in the same vein. Yeah. I got a kid. Get a load of this guy is awesome. When I was a kid, I got a kid to slap me in the face because I told him to take a chill pill. And he was like, that's not a thing sure it is ever heard of a perk 30

pal chill yeah itchy but you are not gonna do this guy daddy wampus is not a white person's friends what is that word for like a skew I gotta tell you brother neither of us know what it is. Based on the census. Thanks for calling me brother, by the way. Catty Wampus is like this. It's like at an angle. Yeah, kind of a brother to me. He walked out all Catty Wampus. I have no one else. I got you. I do know Catty

Corner. Is that the same? I don't think it's the same. Catty Corner, right? Catty Corner is a little like this. I always thought of it as like when you'd be saying, I don't think that's the same. Cat-a-corner, right? Cat-a-corner is like a little like this. A cross. I always thought of it as like when you'd be like saying, I don't know. Like parallel? Cat-a-corner is like in a direction, right?

Yeah, cat-a-corner is like off-center but across the street, right? Yeah, like across, yeah. Diagonally, yeah. I've always used it as diagonally, yeah. It's crazy that we have had no bad results on the etymology searches so far. Surprisingly, yeah. I should be like, get a load of this, Dane's back to you. that we have had no bad results on the etymology searches so far. Surprisingly. Yeah. Hodge would be like, get a load of this.

Dates back to you. The slave trade. Somehow. Yeah. I will say, get a load of this guy. I'm like, I don't know what that means. Right. Get this guy away from me.

When you get a load, you're taking a look at it. Are you sure? Yeah. Sometimes you don't have to be looking at him to get a load of him. Cow. We talked about it earlier. The reverse cow to be looking at them to get a load of them. Cow. We talked about it earlier. The reverse cowgirl. I'd rather not get a load.

Depends how many arms you got. I am. All right. Chilpill. D. D. It doesn't exist. Get a load of this guy.

C. C. S. C slash S. The biggest disparity so far. C. S. Lewis.

Hold your horses to me as an ass yeah I want to give that nay actually candy wampus isn't a phrase that's just a word that one gets not in slash nay North American please I do love that word though it's so funny to say like hey walk that old candy wampus

yeah but we love it honorable love get these guys away from me but I'll love them yeah are we at the end

that's it oh sweet better to be better to be seen than dead yes thank you for including us

viewers viewer at home we are now in a casket proverbially I guess because it is in the future and we are being

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Oh. None of us do. On this mortal plane? On this spinning rock in space? Yeah, this flat rock spinning around. Hold on. Hold your horses. Thanks for having us, y'all.

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