Sad Boyz - "Rawdogging" Flights (w/ Kurtis Conner)

Episode Date: July 5, 2024

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Welcome to Savoy's, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. And we're joined by the homie, it's Curtis. I'm back. He's back. How do you feel about no kind of ramp up or drum roll that you're being revealed? I feel a little, it's a little off-putting actually. Yeah, we kind of did, I think we did this in the past where it was like a shock job.

Like, you know him, you love him. Mornings with J&J. This guy, he's got a few shows in irvine coming up yeah what is it you're a video guy you're making uh music videos right yes music video yeah he's big on tiktok he's big on youtube and small in real life small in real real time we've got him here on the j and j studio. What is up? Curtis Caner? Yeah, I can't. I actually do prefer what you did before.

Yeah, it's like fucking dude. Hey, what's up, man? What's up, brother? Am I the most I think you might be. I think like the most return guest. You might be the most return guest. Four? Would you speak four? I would believe it. Yes, I think so. One remote,

three in person oh yeah because you did the remote one back in the day two here one at the office the before times yeah

wow look at that I'm an encyclopedia I need like a sash or like a crown at the five timers when you hit five timers club we'll do like

a whole SNL thing you give like a cold open and all the other big guests of our podcast come out to greet you to be fair I think if the bigger the guests

the less likely they are to come back so it might be an indictment that you've been back so many times. Yeah, they keep inviting Curtis back. You haven't grown past us. No, I never will. That's rough, dude. How long have you been in town now? I got in on

Sunday night at midnight. Yeah, what day is it today? Tuesday? Yeah, so yeah, one full day here how much you doing what are you here pardon how are you doing a lot of shows while you're here yeah i gotta do it well don't lie well this you mean shows like podcasts or shows like he's he's got it all he's doing he's got a few live shows live shows he's got shows for yeah can i can i promote my irvine shows that are already because this comes out you want to say how they went yeah they were awesome they were probably

the best shows ever and we went to one of them yeah when you guys it's kind of fucked up what you guys did yeah it was really yeah there was that one thing that happened i don't know if we want to talk about it but i'll touch on it yeah i well i was asking a lot of questions during the set because i had airpods and so i didn't hear everything you said. He didn't understand the concept of rhetorical questions. For a second, because I was looking at my phone in front row because I was watching one of your videos. And it wasn't even like a cell phone either. You were looking at a rotary phone.

Very long wire. Backstage, you tripped on it quite a bit, actually. You were using T9 texting on a rotary phone. You had a pager that kept going off. I kept asking you to slow down because I'm still quite a bit, actually. You were using T9 texting on a rotary phone. You had a pager that kept going off. I kept asking you to slow down because I'm still writing a reply to this. I don't know what to say to that. You had a 2001 iMac on your lap with an extension cable.

So now I've had the feedback that I won't do it again. It just feels unfair to hop on it like this. Right, it was so long ago. It was so long ago. Sorry. Well, it's to hop on it like this. Right. It was so long ago. It was so long ago. It's growing. Sorry. We'll try. Yeah.

We care about rehabilitation. Do you have a different experience with like Californian crowds than Canadian crowds? As American in general? Not so much. I think I feel like it's tough to like judge crowds based on like geographical locations because I feel like like my fans are pretty much they're all pretty similar everywhere. I go right because we we bring together a world community of like-minded individuals. Exactly. Just love a good time. Yeah, yeah, you're so right that it's probably unwise to group people

by location. Maybe nobody just came on and said the Midwest sucks ass. Yeah, that's right. Curtis is like got the more diplomatic approach. Yeah, location. The Midwest sucks ass. Curtis has like got the more diplomatic approach. We're all the same, dude. We all have the same blood. You ever, we're all just fucking on a floating rock in space. You ever think about that shit? The human being. You ever fucking Yo. Fake, fake news. It's flat. Bro, pull... We're all just living on a rock, dude. Whoa.

Why did you buy this? You felt like you needed it. Let me show you why I bought this. Check this out right here. Goodwill. Goodwill, $7.99. Wow. HomeGoods, $40.

Oh, wow. Your boy loves a deal. Wow. So you got it at HomeGood goods. Curtis, what do you think? I put the Google sticker on it to make myself feel better. What do you think of this continent? Algeria? No, the whole continent. Oh, Africa. Yeah. What do I think about Africa?

I've never been. Why are you doing a thumbs down? No! No, please stop! No, does it still look okay by the way, Jacob? Can we see it? It is a little bit in the way. Oh, no. I've done it again.

I don't want me and Anastasia to put so much work into this. Sorry, I couldn't see. It was a thumbs up for Africa. Thank you. Sorry. Thumbs up for Africa. Let's get a thumbs up for Africa. Can we like the video right now?

Can we hit that thumbs button? It really helps with the YouTube algorithm. Every time someone says that shit, I'm like, does it? I don't know. That's true. I've always. Yeah, does it actually do anything? Sprinting into the server room, sir, sir, something is steaming. There's so many thumbs up. We have to make this the biggest video in the world. People clearly like it. They're saying, ugh. But no, I think California crowds, they're great. California thumbs up. No complaints there. I think one of the California shows I had to kick someone out at the last tour, I think. Don't look at me.

Yeah, I think it was. You kicked me out of your house. Cause I demanded a show. I said, dance monkey. Yeah. You said, you said, wait,

you're a standup. Tell me a joke. You just sort of kept saying that. You want this loony? You want this toony little man? Yeah. And you tried to, yeah,

wait a minute. I'm kind of into this. He almost got me again. God, that's a close one. Is Toronto different now? Cause of Kendrick. Oh, that's a good question. You think yes, you just killed death in the

air. Yeah, there's definitely a different like there's definitely a different vibe. Now I feel right because, like all the four of us, both went down great as all yeah. It's been it was like people called in sick to work like morning. We're all there's just like we're in candlelight. Now there's no like he anymore water. it's a water war going on but i honestly feel like there is a little bit of like because drake's drake has always kind of been like a cornball i feel but like before like he was like that's like you know he's toronto that's our guy yeah now and then then like after Kendrick, it's like, it just feels weird. There's a video of RDC world getting these OVO jackets at like an NBA game.

Like, and like Richard Jefferson is giving them to him and they're like, Oh, they're like, I think one of them, I think Mark Phillips was like, yeah, we'll wear this at home.

This is comfy. We'll wear this at home. This is comfy. We'll wear this in private. We could take this patch off and put it on something else at home. Keep the jacket somewhere. You were at the Kendrick show, right? I was, yeah. I hadn't talked about it. Was it fucking awesome?

It was. It was really cool. And the thing people keep asking me is, did he really play Not Like us five times and the answer is yes he absolutely did he like but it was like not a full playthrough it was like first of all you know it's like Kendrick is not immune from criticism dr. Dre doesn't have the best track

record in terms of a guy and assaulting women deep arms etc but yeah dr dray he like dr dray comes out and it's a big it's a big west coast thing of course yeah um and then he dr dray like they do um they did still dray and then dr dray's coming off and then he's like oh by the way i see dead people and then not like us starts and then kendrick does like the first verse of not like us restarts the song does it again then like brings out a bunch of

like celebrities and shit there's like russell westbrook and all these other people like just on the stage yeah does it does it a full time again does it i can't even i like lost track but every every time it restarted everybody everybody was just like, again? This is crazy. I mean, I gotta say, I've never seen such universal alignment on something. I mean, I feel like there were more defenders of D'Elia. No one is coming to bat at all.

It's all silence. I have to say the only reason I went to the Kendrick show is because friend of the show, Alana Pierce, bought me a ticket. Oh, nice. Got you a ticko. She said, I think you'd like to go to Kindred. Maybe we could go over to Kindred.

You want to see a candy show? I'm sensing she's Australian. She's from Africa. Ever heard of it, bro? Oh, no. Wow. So much for your thumbs up. No.

It's just going down. She is Australian. But there was a thing that went crazy. There was a thing that went bad. And it was that, so she bought the tickets. She bought, it was like me, Alana, and then Ethan Nestor, Crank Gameplays. We all went and we're checking in, getting our wristbands. We're on Ticketmaster. She bought the tickets on Ticketmaster.

They scan one, boom, give the wristband. Scan two, boom, give me a wristband. Ethan goes up, they scan number three. They're like, this has already been claimed. This ticket's already been claimed. And we're like, what? And then they were like, yeah, this was scanned at 5 p.m. And we were there at like 5, 10 p.m. or something like that.

We were there just right after. And then we're sitting there at like 5 10 p.m. or something like that like we were there just right after yeah and then we're sitting there and then their box office is closed we're on the phone with ticketmaster support and then we hear kendrick start to go on like i think uh and we're like oh shit and he's on stage looking around and then we did some extreme things like or alana did some extreme things one of whichana did some extreme things, one of which was trying to buy a ticket last minute on a secondary market for a million bajillion dollars. Whoa. And it didn't work because they immediately closed the...

They didn't let even people with tickets in anymore after a certain point. Because they were like, the show's almost over. And we're like, Kendrick just came out. How long is this show? It was a couple hours. because they were like, the show's almost over. And we're like, Kendrick just came out. What do you mean? How long is this show? Yeah. It was like a couple hours, but it was like Kendrick and friends. And so it was like other people, like schoolboy Q and people came out.

Like Muppet Babies. Yeah. Other people came out. And so Kendrick didn't come out to the end. But then, yeah, most of Kendrick's set was not like us. Wow. Yeah. That's great.

Give them what they want. So I will shout out Ethan for taking one for the team. And he was like, you guys go in. I'm just going to sit in the car. And we're like, are you sure? Oh, my gosh. Because we will go home. Like, we will.

Right. And he was like, no, do it. And then we're like, OK, but we won't enjoy it. So it would be a lot of go in. We're like, oh, we're going to go grab a drink at least because this has been stressful all the concessions are shut down and we're like what is going on they like closed everything up like super early weird yeah and then i guess they weren't prepared for him to play not like us five times either and uh yeah get rid of the hot dogs i got the highlight like i got to see the like highlight but i didn't get to like really enjoy the show and settle in because it was like so stressful right and like your friend was just

sitting in the car i was thinking about ethan just sitting in the car did you put up like a little thing saying he's listening to his favorite music yeah we printed out a sign he's listening to not like us five times in a row sobbing in the car that is a great track to sit and cry to the opposite of a Drake and Drive. Oh, I'm going to cry. Did you say the opposite of a Drake and Drive? That's very funny. A Kendrick and Weep. A Kendrick and Weep. Probably a minor.

Shut up. It probably is. I can tell you, insane that just everyone in unison is so excited to sing that line. It's crazy. Probably a minor. We talked about like phonetically singing lyrics back in the day and not processing what they were actually what the actual literal words were did you ever have that experience like like listening

back and you're like oh this song is i shouldn't be saying obsessively showing everyone right yeah i will i used to uh my favorite song when i was a kid one of my favorite songs was um baby got back okay so i used to rap that whole song when i was a kid i didn't know any of it man right and then my my like my parents always laugh when i was singing all this all the lyrics and i'd be like i'm just gonna keep doing that because they're laughing yeah and you're like yeah this is killing and then later you you know what all the lyrics mean you're like i was five years old and you're saying baby i want to get with you and take your picture

yeah that's a bunch you got make me so horny yeah your parents are clapping and laughing yeah so i guess yeah that's that's one example that i could think of but you do that on stage all right truly i like even if i do this like if i'm singing along to anything eminem now i censor myself because i'm like i should never be saying i'm like hyper aware like i'm always one line ahead so you're saying you're trying to cancel eminem yet another we bring you into our show we bring you into our show and you try to cancel us m&m did everything right um they were trying to cancel him in the early 2000s and they were right to do so people talking about him now like you'll never cancel him they're talking from experience right there's like lyrics where he's

talking about people protesting him and stuff and i was like oh that's crazy man just like because as an 11 year old i'm like man free speech bro like whatever happened to that you know and then like you hear the lyrics and you're like wow or even like uh the early bo burnham stuff yeah when like because he would get like a little bit protested at school like when you perform on campus and stuff right and i'm like you know what i get it it. I do get it. Now I get it. I'm not going to be protesting, but those people were a little ahead of their time.

I think that we as a society hadn't caught up. We didn't have a name for it yet. We didn't have like cancel or, because that's a great term, I guess. It is a great term. So if we had that terminology back then, maybe it would have caught on a little better. I think the opposition is the other people that tend to find the term by overusing it so it's like uh

complaining about pronouns made the discussion of pronouns part of a discourse as opposed to what was just supposedly like throw away like oh we can just go whatever and then they got way too into the attack helicopter thing and now pronouns as a war for some reason like conservatives have to bring that up when you every time it is like i don't really like nascar they're like oh because of z-zim do you think like uh sixth grade or grade six thank you uh like sixth grade english students they're learning like grammar rules and they're like pronouns what the heck man this lib shit what in the world a tenured professor shaking

yeah it is crazy to think that like it's crazy to think that like that people could hear like learn about like the conservatives idea of a pronoun before you learn the grammatical that is so scary and then you're just like oh can you believe they're teaching my kids pronouns i can absolutely believe it yeah can you believe they're teaching my kids cursing that i do have a problem with because when are you gonna use that that's true yeah learn to sign your name and that's i've i'm not doing Donald Trump, but it just keeps coming out. I'm a fan, you know. I influenced him, Tom McDonald.

My favorite guy. I love Tom. He's great. Hip hop. He's great. He's beautiful. I walked in here. He's perfect. I say, Tom, you got to use more raps in your music. Usually when I listen to rap, I think,

there's a C in front of it. I said that. They did it. They call it crap. It's crap music. He clarifies it. They never said that before me. It sucks how fun it is to do a trumpet.

I know, and I'm not even good at it. It sucks how funny he is. Yeah, that is the worst part. Wow, man, it makes me so sad. If he... All right, there's something I can't say. If he were to not win it is it's going to be so relieving to indulge in some of the funny clips again yeah all the like 2016 leading up clips were tarnished by him winning in november right and then second the last two years we were allowed to indulge a little bit again. Biden wins.

We can retroactively go back and look at everything. Because Biden's foolish, of course. I love him. I'm a big fan. Yeah, you've always said that. You've always said that. We both voted for him, you and me, Curtis. No, that's not.

You can't do that. No, I figured it out. Neither of you can do that. Wait a second. We have to do it together. Yeah, if two foreigners... Bro, are you character of compatible? Yeah, we can. We have to do it together. If two foreigners are drift compatible, we can join forces.

We get in there shoulder to shoulder. It's too tight in the booth. Ron Paul, no! You've got to do it at the same time. Hold two hands, hold in one hand. I've been getting a DM from an account just called Ron Paul for 2024 or something saying vote Ron Paul.

He is not alive. Is that correct? I can't vote. He's dead. Well, if you vote for him, he'll come back. You know what? Speaking of Kendrick Lamar, a very funny lyric because I've been going back and listening to uh kendrick stuff there was this thing back in black it was a black friday 2010 i want to say where um j cole and kendrick both released remixes of each other's songs so like j cole did uh rap over all right and uh and i want to say kendrick wrapped over

like tale of two cities by j cole i think or something like that that would make the most sense yeah and then and then uh the in in kendrick's rap oh no this was 2016 what am i saying because it wouldn't have made sense in 2010 they were just starting out yeah this is 20 this is 2016 yeah where he's like kendrick has a line where he's like um that's why i'm voting Kanye West for president. And then he has a line like something like, rap and college dropout, God, us Americans. It's funny. It's like probably a bit, but it's like Kanye running for president was so insane.

Right. I feel like that was a running bit because it was an absurd idea for a while. Yeah, it was like so outside of what could ever happen. I forgot that Canada votes for stuff. Yeah, me too sometimes. I sort of thought England just kind of took care of yours and stuff. Every time there's like any sort of election in Canada,

whether it's for like the Toronto mayor or some shit or like the prime minister, every time it happens, I'm like, I find out that the deadline is like tomorrow. I'm like, when did it happen? It was cool. Yeah. That's how that guy who was just like doing crack at the Oval Office. Oh, yeah.

Died. Rob Ford. That sounds right. The guy who did crack in Toronto. Yeah, the guy who did crack as the mayor of Toronto. Huge hog. Huge dick. With his laptop.

You say, I love how you said oval office too. We do not have an oval office. It's a semi-circular office. There was another clip of Rob Ford doing a crazy, I think there's a clip of him doing a Jamaican accent.

You got a bad hit rate. Yeah, I was going to say, we got to, dude, that is like... Can we Google that? Can we Google Rob Ford Jamaican accent? Things are going too well in Canada. Chet Hanks for president.

Yeah. It's a white boy summer, man. He had no choice. Congrats, by the way. Thank you. It is a white boy summer right now. It's very hot. Rob Ford's a little drunk because he slurs Jamaican.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot. You guys have like a ton of that in Toronto, right? We do. Yeah. A lot of. I forgot you guys have like a ton of that in Toronto, right? We do. Yeah.

A lot of you guys are like you got road men from England. Yeah, pretty much. Hi, sir. Well, me and him. My eyes.

God. I don't know. Leave me alone. They got five months for me. And I'm trying to tell me. Well, we're

trying to save Ellen today. You know what I mean? He's hiding here behind here. My. bro, we're trying to surveil him. You know what I mean? He's hiding here. I'm hiding here. Oh, we don't know. It's Canadian politics, man.

I said, bro, just cut some... That's all the white guys at the Kendrick show. This thing's doing a jutsu. Rest in peace, Rob Ford. That was funny. I didn't know Ludwig was at the Kendrick show until I saw the tweet that was like, damn, everybody came out. Why is Ludwig from video games here?

I saw that one. Yeah, Rob Ford had quite the fucking career. But Doug Ford, I think his brother, is now the mayor, I'm pretty sure. What? Or he does something, or fucking premier. I don't know anything about politics in Canada.

It doesn't matter. I feel like you probably know more about America politics. Absolutely. You don't even have to know. Canada isn't real. I don't know what the portal is to consume news about Canada. I don't know where to find it.

It's like learning where London is when you live in the 1100s. What's north? Yeah. It's hard for me to find it, and I live there. For you guys, I mean, one, why would you?

It's like escapism. It's like, why would you read Lord of the Rings? You want to learn about a far off land that has funky rooms. Full of whimsy. Yeah, full of whimsy. Imagine you don't pay for an ambulance you get an ambulance for free

I think about that often because I'm like there are so many pop stars from Canada and I think about how nice it must be to have like I know the health care system isn't perfect but like versus America where it just seems like people just had like social

welfare and just like just general things that help people not, uh, you know, ruin their lives with like medical debt and things like that. I might've made a similar comparison before, but when I, when I was gone for the two years over COVID and then I came back, I, it was like a refresher when I realized that the UK is like a weak genie where that will like try and more like a yeah like a regular aladdin style genie yeah okay can be a little fun mostly kind of disengaged doing things unrelated to you and it's not paying attention to your requests and then it's like operates on pun you say like i really wish you'd come over here and they go look i'm over here

but then ultimately not being that helpful, I want to make you a prince. Like, here we go. I just made a prince for you. Right. So they are helping, but in like the most, the most backwards way. And then in the US it's more like a,

like a gin or a leprechaun where you wish, I wish to be rich and they crush you with coins. They're like actively trying. I wish to be rich and they crush everyone else. It's like, it's like the button where like you can be rich and a thousand people must suffer. And then everybody's like, yes, I want to be the one. And this was a meritocracy. Do I know them?

You wish you could fly and they just throw you out of a plane. Good luck. I guess this kind of works for a second. And that man was DB Cooper. It helps you go to school. He's the only guy who got rich from throwing himself out of a plane. I guess this kind of works for a second and that man was D. B. Cooper. It helps you go to school. He's the only guy who got rich from throwing himself out of a plane. He put him shadow D. B. Coo. Shout out to be dude. Shadow D. V. We were normally we could we're having to be a little bit tighter today on time because of we have to go to

a show after this. So I was thinking we'd jump into this raw-dogging flight story. It's DB Cooper. Yeah, he really raw-dogged it. Speaking of jumping out of planes... Bad year for planes. Not the worst. Not the worst year in real life. Yeah, worth noting that it's not the worst year. I do think that there should be like an in-memoriam

for planes. Like at the end of the year where it's like all the all the door plug the doors we want to say something it's like a landing in a field I we just saw this tweet

and this concept is so funny to me. There is a not insignificant subset of men who were quote unquote raw dogging flights, no entertainment, no headphones, just watching the flight map for eight plus hours bonus points if you don't pee or eat i spoke to some for gq magazine damn do you think how long is it it's like five hours right here uh yeah five hours you think you're capable of such an act dude i can go five minutes without fucking something in front of me.

When your headphones die and you realize how loud the plane is. This is a fucking Mr. Beast video. I raw dog the flight for eight hours. I'm not going to pee. I'm not going to eat. I'm not going to watch any entertainment. He may as well be locked underground. Kai's not like rubbing his knees.

I gotta go. Kai's out. Kai got eliminated. Most boring Mr. Beast video. It is five hours long. Yeah, they're not doing anything. Just raw dog to seven hour flight. New personal best. No water?

No headphones, no music, no water, nothing incredible. I'm sorry, bro. Your iPhone is on your lap. I don't believe this cap. Yeah, what the fuck? And that's a six second tiktok my friend i'm gonna need a seven hour live i need to believe your ass he has like one airpod in but it's on the other side it's on the other side dude movie magic yeah that's uh i think i'd start to see stuff

maybe like uh sensory deprivation yeah it's like when you don't sleep for like a week further away it's like looking through the opposite of binoculars like trains, but get off the plane. You're just fucking blind. I don't know what happened headphones. Now someone's someone give show me a tweet or anything

dude. The second I sat down in my seat on the plane, I was on the screen in front of me looking for every single movie. They have right like every single one. Do you bring your own headphones to plug in or do you use oh yeah yeah the ones they first of all can we talk about this have you ever plugged in i feel like when i plug in my headphone jack and the thing it's like the loosiest goosiest oh yeah if i was like doing it without an adapter on like a audio interface why is is it just falling out? Yeah, it's just so lubed up. I guess so.

It's just falling out. Canadian flights, soaked. Drenched plane. Yeah, there's always the one where it's like, you got to like have it like hanging out halfway to like get it to like each one. You cannot move or the stereo, like it goes in a mono.

Yeah, it goes in a mono just one ear. If there's any turbulence, you're like. I love John Wick. I'm just like him. You guys ever find that a flight is the only opportunity you get to watch something you've been putting off? Absolutely. Yes.

Parameters locked in. I mean, that's, it feels like a wasted opportunity. Seven hours where you could have finally watched Cyberpunk of Edgerunners, you know? Yeah, you could have watched Blade Runner. You could have watched all the movies you didn't want to watch. Let's name eight more Cyberpunk movies. I have a thing. For the longest time time flights were the only place i could read books

is that weird because i like i think it was just like my brain where i would be like ah finally i can focus i can like because there's nothing just nothing is going to happen there's literally nothing else to do yeah yeah. Music in the headphones too? No. Wow. I usually do. I read a book and then I have a different audio book playing in my headphones. So I'm reading two books at once. You're like one of those guys on like those alpha male TikToks where they're like, there's

one guy we talk about where he's like, I live my life. I have three days in one day, 6 a.m. to noon. That's day number one. Framed differently. It just sounds like he's's depressed i go to bed three times a day i am unable to get up i used to love things but passion's gone yeah i i'll do you one better i have two different audio books in each year yeah i'm using my left brain and my right brain i've had my my uh uh my brain stem split. Cat Williams said he read 3,000 books in a year. Cat Williams said that? Yeah.

On his tirade. That Cat Williams podcast is completely unhinged. It rules. The one with Joe Rogan? No, with... Hold on. Hold on. No one look it up.

Sturgeon General. Steven Crowder. Shannon Sharp. Shannon Sharp. You should have said that. I did. You guys. By the way, maybe I don't think I've seen.

Can we go to that Shannon Sharp interview? It has the most views of any podcast I've ever seen in my life. In like a couple days, it was huge. Which is a testament to Cat Williams. Great broadcaster. I watched Cat Williams' Netflix set after that. How was that?

Bad. He was like... It was just... Classic. Unfinished, it felt. How many views does this have? That's what? 71 million views on a two-hour, 45-minute podcast.

And it is all him, genuinely, just all him being like, people think you can't make chicken in a slow cooker, but you can put the whole thing in there for a day. And this is why I told Kevin Hart that I wouldn't turn myself into a woman to be on television. And it's like, what are you talking about? I can run an eight second mile every minute of every day.

Like, by the way, the thing I said is kind of something he said. Yeah, he says he can run a... And then the thing you said is something that he said in that thing. He rules. He must have made so much money. That's what I keep thinking about. Oh my our video i guarantee you though the average view duration on

that is like five minutes oh yeah well yeah the clips he released were i consistently getting a ton of views but as somebody that loved every clip as well i'm not sitting down right watch yeah i love one piece but i'm not quite ready to watch it. I watched like a Patrick Cici video about this. I need someone to show me the spark notes. I'm like not going on a flight for a while. I don't have time to watch this. Yeah, I could listen to this on the way home twice. But you're going to raw dog now?

Oh yeah, fine. Is this Ryan Price and Grind mindset stuff? I think so. It gives nofap energy to me. Yeah, because like what's the what are you? What are you gaining from it? Really like broad dogging it is it's like a because it also says it's bonus

points. Is there an actual like point system because that's fun. If it's actually like if it's gamified. Yeah, if it's game, if you're on the high scores for I do competitive some guy just confuse actually protected sex on a

plane like, oh, you didn't like the tough mutter or no hold on the tough mutter or no, not November. Tough mutter is a physical competition.

Tough mutters when you don't shit for that one at the end that is a tough mutter. You take a bunch of laxatives and hold it up.

I'm doing tough mutter. No, but November no, but Where you take a bunch of laxatives and hold it in for something you can't. I'm doing Tough Mudder. No Mud November. No Mud November. The goal being to see how fully participants can deprive themselves of creature comfort. That's what No Mud November is. You're on a fucking... Okay, that's stupid because you're literally on the most advanced vehicle ever.

You can't do it. Can we look at the last line of this paragraph? A true raw dogger takes no indulgence. Jesus. All right. A true raw dogger, dude? You can't just take that term. It already means something else.

Yeah. Actually, a raw dogger does take indulgence. Yeah, I was going to say raw dogging in itself is an indulgence. Yeah, exactly. Dozens and dozens of Australian tourists getting kidney disease from not pissing for 24 hours. say, raw dogging in itself is an adult. Yeah, exactly. Dozens and dozens of Australian tourists getting kidney disease from not pissing for 24 hours. I'm raw dogging. I'm raw dogging.

It's not wrong to die like this. Taking flights raw seems to be a masculine thing. Wow. Everything's about looking cool. Most guys embrace it as a joke or like, we are so hard. David Goggins has nothing on us. I do kind of want to try this on the way home. This would be a good.

She let us know how long you last. Yeah. It goes 30 seconds. Got bored. This never happens. Got bored. Got bored. I just I'm so attracted to this plane.

My text is going to be got bored. Kyle Williams has made some good points. Yeah. Well, he's has a great series of conspiracies that I'm now locked in on. I mean, that would be a good... Has anyone made a YouTube video about that? Like, I raw dogged a flight?

Because that's a good title for a YouTube video. I would click on that. It's you nude. But I can't even make a video about it because that would also mean you're not really raw dogged. I'm just not convinced this isn't like an extended bit, but the GQ article is wild. I can get it to some extent.

I mean, I'm sure we all have Burning Man friends, I'm sure. And the part of the indulgence is no tech or whatever. I also. But a bunch of drugs. And cameras. Yeah. But a little part of me is like, I know I'm very much as we all are addicted to technology and entertainment

i'm trying to filter out the like defense defensive part of it it's like that's actually bad you're actually an idiot for doing that right me not challenging myself is good but then i really think about i'm like no this is stupid i like i get it's one of those things where i understand what they're trying to say and i think the solve for it is very silly. Like everything in moderation, of course, we're addicted to our phones and addicted to pleasure, pleasuring ourselves. On a flight. I do think men tend to be more stoic and weird about the spaces in which they allow themselves to receive pleasure. And the way you experience it is it is like tantric you experience negative or like unsatisfying

things to like then get out of it yeah it's like fasting but it doesn't do anything for your gut health it does make it worse spiritual journey or something dude i'd be in a horrible mood for the first couple days of my vacation i'm'd ride to Japan, get off the plane, and someone's like, can I show you where I'm going? Shut up! I haven't eaten or pissed in eight hours. You know what's funny? It's like, if I was on that Boeing flight

where the door just... How long until I put my headphones back in? Because I'm not leaving them out the whole time. I am probably putting them back. I am fearing one of those AirPods getting sucked out. Oh, yeah. I need one. Just one.

My Switch. No. I don't want to roll it. Then they'll really be AirPods. Nice. Someone finds them, listens to the AirPods. I'll be opening for Curtis with my one joke. No, that was really good.

Yeah, you should let us open. No microphones. Yeah. Wandering around, getting really upset getting really upset screaming just yelling at the girl why aren't you laughing raw dogging stand-up no like it's no premise what else is the new joke yeah we can be one of those guys that wears cool sneakers and does crap yeah oh my god dude do you know who ryan garcia is oh dude we needed a set at the with like crystal with crystal in the background and you like started shadow boxing that's like the way we could pull this up it's the best thing he possibly could have done yeah so uh it reminded me so my uh my boxing coach does like shadow box kind of randomly

and it's cute when he does it but i like so ryan garcia he's a professional boxer um he's like five seven he fights it like um i had to throw that i can't i can't yeah he's a short he's like a little tiny idiot i was gonna say the weight class he fights out but he just recently like won a big fight and then failed his drug test and is now banned from boxing for a year oh yeah Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. But I'm currently banned from boxing for a year. I didn't cheat. I didn't do anything, just to be clear. But I've been doing

anything. I've been doing anything. Okay. Perfect. That's the funniest thing he thinks of that. Maybe I have to be a step intermediate. I'm still trying to understand why people laughed at that. Yeah, this is the first time guys. Come on, give it up. Yeah, I mean I want to know. Oh, there it is. Oh yeah, there he goes. Yeah, I love that dude. That, yeah. There he goes. Hell yeah.

I love that, dude. Where's the words I just started chatting on? That's good. That's good. Chatting on is great. No, yeah. I just woke up. That's actually pretty funny.

I was drunk already. I never take steps. There we go. The truth is the truth. Come on. That's it. Jesus. that gave like pastor energy the truth is the truth and a lie is a lie and then everybody's like laughing did he just went up without a plan or i think so yeah yeah that's and he's also drunk and he just woke up dude

going up there and then doing something to range is kind of the Laugh Factory's aesthetic. Kind of a legacy. Yeah, true. Yeah, I want to know how that happened. Like, how did that even come to be? No clue. It is genuinely shadowboxing when... That is the funniest thing. He's like, might as well do the thing I'm good at up here

because I don't know how else to do this. It's like that or start rapping acapella. Yeah, yeah. A song, a track you come out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm free when you're in a panicked situation you either shadowbox or freestyle fighting the atmosphere yo yo do you find it obnoxious when people from different disciplines just are like i'm gonna stand up i'll give it a. I don't think it's obnoxious, really. I think anybody can... Or in a specifically like a celebrity

from a completely, not even into comedy or performance, it's just like, well, I'm famous. Like when Hank Green did stand-up, you were like, fuck this guy. Yeah, I was really mad. Fuck this guy thinking he can do some bullshit. Which one does books?

Yeah, he can't be smart guy and funny guy. You talk about penis. Yeah. You get us to talk about penis. I did think Hank posted the email that he sent to Sam Reich. Oh, yeah. That was cool. He recorded a set because he just released his first special on Dropout.

And he sent a video of a set to Sam Reich. And he had such cute feedback. He was very proud of him and giving him like good notes and I was like, oh, this is so sweet. That's great. Do you get a voice like that? Like, hey, what do you think? Here's a clip of me. What do you think of this set I did? Do you get that? Like people sending you their questions. Oh,

no, no. I was doing some, I didn't know what to do, so I just started shadow boxing. Keep that in. Keep in my form. Actually, go into a boxing ring and do that. Yeah, and start doing material in a boxing ring. Oh, shit. The opposite.

Sorry, your relationship with people just... I could do it. Yeah, I think. I think. Sorry. Yeah, it's embarrassing. Not worse. Oh, I think.

Oh, I think. I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm thinking Arby's. No, I think it's great when people want to try it. Obviously, it's like anybody can fucking do it, but it is funny. I think no matter how you get into it, you're going to realize first,

like it's always, because you and I started, I was like, oh, this will be easy. And then you go on stage and like, oh no, it's like so much harder than I thought it was. Also, I'm sure people... Tinder. I also assume people think that you started doing stand-up because of YouTube and not like

that you were doing stand-up before. Yeah, people always assume that, which is fun. And I don't really care that they assume that because again, there's nothing wrong if I did that. But yeah, I was doing it before YouTube. Culturally, it's just a very, I mean, all of comedy, I feel like, is like this. But culturally, what I've heard is it can be some people talking shit in the green room kind of environment. Yeah.

Sometimes, especially at like a smaller spot because there's like simmering resentment based on people's success level. Yeah, I'm curious to see how it is now because I like starting off or like when the YouTube stuff was taken off and like even like back in like Vine days and stuff, I would hear like some people being like, they've made comments about being like, oh, he fucking, no, he's just, no, he's done. It was longer than six seconds, so good luck.

But like now it's like uh i forget who my friend like my friend matt i think he tweeted it was like doing stand-up in la is like so weird because everyone has a hundred thousand followers on tiktok yeah and is only like strictly doing crowd work yeah and like for like open mics and stuff which is like so like that's really interesting it's like uh it's matt rice fault oh yeah i did i hate when somebody i uh a friend of mine i've had for many years that i deliberately planted in the audience as something that sets me up for a little bit oh i hate it heckler destroys friends heckler destroys lifelong friends comedian raw dogs heckler destroys the lifelong for comedian raw dogs heckler he looked at him and and made no comment

road, dogging a set. Yeah, seven hours. Sorry, I locked in. Yeah, dude,

sorry, I clutched up for that. Yeah, I had to couldn't break my mewing streak. I just, yeah, I clutched a one hour shit. Had to, couldn't break my mewing streak. I clutched a one hour set of raw dogging. Man, I just couldn't even do it as a joke. Do it.

We're doing a flight like out of no, I just couldn't do it. Yeah, it would be a good challenge. I do kind of want to try it just for the, just to see how. Yeah. Start with a short flight.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll get like a goon. Yeah. Just fly to San Francisco. It's one hour. It's flight. Yeah, I'll get like a goon. Yeah, just fly to San Francisco. It's one hour. It's easy. Yeah, I'll be back tonight.

Yeah, I'll be back tonight and you'll be like, you'll be a stronger man. Yeah, like human retention will be. I can't even know what you are retaining. While you're doing that, you got off the flight heavier.

I have a note on here that I just need to get you into Magic. Yeah. Were you at any point? Pardon? Were you at any point into Magic? My friend, Freddy, he got me into Magic, the app. Like Arena.

Yeah, so I was playing that for a little bit because he was like, you've got to play it, dude. He's fucking sick. And I started playing it for a little bit because he was like, you've got to play it, dude. He's fucking sick. And I started playing it for a couple days and then just stopped because I just was doing other shit. I'd say it's fun. I'd say it's...

Yeah, I was just like... Arena's good for the in-between times, but I think that a lot of the fun is just playing with friends or like doing stuff. Like I have been going to pre-releases like one fun game mode of magic is uh you crack like six packs this is like when a new set comes out go to an event at a card shop crack six packs build a deck out of those packs and then play against oh that's fun yeah or like doing drafts like i've been getting really into draft and these are both like considered limited

formats because it's just a limited card pool. Draft, you have three packs. Open a pack, grab a card, pass it to your left, and someone passes you their pack. And you're building a deck as you pass packs around. Both of the fun parts, I guess, because you get the collectible fun. Yeah, you also get to keep all the cards that you get.

So you'd be like, this deck sucks, but at least I got some cool hitters. You get to date anyone there. They have to let you do it. That's the rule. And then there's Commander, which is more like, it kind of feels like more of a board game because you're playing with four players. Okay, whoa.

Yeah, so Commander is like 100 card decks, singleton, like only one card of each type. Or excuse me, no duplicates of any cards in your deck and then there's four players and you have like a kind of a hero card that is like your commander that sits in a special zone you can like cast them out of that zone and so then you build your whole deck around synergizing with like is that the main way to play magic that's one of the most popular ways nowadays um i would say that it's i would say that commander is the most popular way then like limited probably like the two things i was talking about um and then

probably uh constructed is after that but then there's a bunch of different constructed ways to play so there's like standard like the you know competitive circuit there's like different formats of like there's like modern where it's like all cards since 2003 are legal oh cool like the you know competitive circuit there's like different formats of like there's like modern where it's like all cards since 2003 are legal oh cool like do you that's considered like more of a uh like what is it called it's like more considered a non-rotating format but i can't remember the name for that do you kind of put your hobbies and focuses on ice when you leave town and traveling or do you because like collectible stuff especially i feel like physical items are not an easy thing though yeah yeah well yeah well the thing i was uh i was when i was at the start of the tour last like the last tour i did 2022 i had i was going to like

collectible shops and getting cool stuff and then i fucking bus burnt down so i lost everything that i got no dude oh the collectibles were oily rags and zippos yeah yeah propane tanks and stuff yeah fireworks have you seen madame webb no i haven't okay you're gonna watch on a plane but now you're wrong so yeah i can't watch on a plane fuck i'll think about watching it yeah yeah what I want to imagine it in your head. I wish movies eyes closed, fingers in my ears. I'm roll-dogging this movie. Yeah.

You know, speaking of magic, I was, you know how Post Malone bought that like super expensive car? The one ring. I was there when he got it. Yeah.

It was crazy. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. He put the card on. It disappeared. Yeah. Yeah. What was that like? Because Yeah, he put the card on. It disappeared. Yeah. Yeah, what was that like? Because it was in,

the card was like pulled at like a shop like in Toronto, like just outside of Toronto. I think it was in Oshawa or Whippy. It was like somewhere close to you. Yeah, it was like close to like. Had you ever been to that card shop? No, I think it was,

well, it's in, I think it was in Whippy or Oshawa where I grew up there. But I don't think it was there when I was a kid but um so you know post malone he's like very into magic yeah he's like he's like really about it and uh where i think he would be like the the reach goal for getting him on the podcast because i'm i happen to have so many aligning hobbies right and there's that one name dropped to you so i'm like one time. Yeah, he name dropped me that one time. So I'm like, on Rogan.

On Joe Rogan. So I'm like, one day. Yeah, it'll happen. We tried reaching out to his publicist, but it's one of those things where his publicist is like, who the fuck are you?

Like, go away. But if we like, kind of cross paths in the right space, I'm actually doing, I don't know if I can say this, but I'm doing one of the magic shows, like YouTube shows that he's done before. Oh, sick.

Like, cause they do, like he's done these commander series where it's just like, imagine like people are playing around, like playing the game, but then they're just like playing up. They're like exaggerating for content a little bit more. Like you're playing more fun decks

and you're like not playing with any of the unfun mechanics like you're not doing anything like super extends the game or super grindy right keeping it fun and light and kind of like i just did one yesterday that was the shoot that i was at and i was playing with the this is so cool um it was a set that doesn't come out until the end of july so it's the first time i've ever gotten to see like product before it's even like leaked to the public. Damn. Because they have spoiler season where they're like, oh, this is coming out in this new set.

But this was like, you can't take any photos, but they had all the booster boxes there and the cards. And we were playing with the new pre-constructed decks for it. That's crazy. It was so sick. Couldn't be you, pal. Broke. But then it was like, I was playing.

I was with our friend Ify and like Ify did a move to me early he like destroyed one of my cards early in the game and then I was like I made it my express goal to like ruin his day I was like I kept talking about that

as if it was the incident and like how I was never going to forget and then they that show uh it's called commander party um and that'll come out like when this set the set comes out but then after we did that we recorded like confessionals like on a reality show cool where it would be like okay so it's turned to if he just uses this thing on your card what do you what are you thinking in that moment and i'm like oh this is like actually so sick do you really just say that yeah um and then also there's a thing where the person who won i was like calling them out as a threat the entire time and no one else believed me and then i like lost

first and it like doesn't matter because i'm like it's all for the content right and it's like exactly dude i could have won if i wanted, dude. It was all for the content. But I got to be like, I fucking told you guys. That's a cool story. I knew it. No one fucking believed me. They indicted me. I tried.

I tried. I tried to tell you. I tried to tell you. Watch out. She's got one-one flyers. They're tokens. They're multiplying. God, I wish he was mic'd up while

getting like the official uh announcement like we find him guilty like because i'm sure he was gonna like bullshit uh bullshit bullshit anyway yeah that's uh that's fun but but yeah postman he he like plays and everybody talks about how his decks are like he's got the most blinged out version of like every card cool because some of the cards are like really expensive and old and he like has like the highest rarity the most expensive version of everything every commander so sick it's like how i would spend how i would spend money if i right had it like that you know they're all like fucking bust down cards yeah diamonds on the back yeah literally every time you see like some like leno type who just has 50 cars and like brother yeah you don't even have time to drive these yeah dude get a crazy looking get like a pretty good pc that right there that's 40 000 magic cards in bulk whoa yeah i've been like i've

been buying up like collections and like sorting through stuff and like finding like damn it's been fun when did you get when did you start doing this? Well, a couple months ago. But I played Magic as a kid. So you're already like... I didn't have to relearn to play the game. It was like one more job. There's one more thing we wanted to show you. Just because I feel like

you made the video about Water Talk. I know you've seen some of this bubbling under. You know the type of person that maybe is very into Stanley Cups. Finger on the pulse. You've got the finger on your pulse of beverage talk. Yeah, I'm fingering my pulse. Yeah, I'm raw dogging my flights and fingering my pulse.

Yeah, I know the... No pulse November, dude. I raw dog my blood flow blood flow. I die from I resurrected in September. It is full. I've never felt more alive than when I die for a whole month. I guess that is also no, not no. Yeah, true. Yeah, and you're kind of raw dogging sensory input as well. Raw-dogging the afterlife. Guys, I woke up feeling so zen.

I have more energy than ever. It's like I've been charging it for a month. I like decay into the skeleton joke. Hey, guys. Jacob, just hit us

with whatever one we're supposed to watch. So this is, what's the bio? Emily Leah. Amazon finds. Amazon finds. That's always a good

fucking... Packing. Packing my Tumblr to go boat shopping. Relatable? Relatable. I feel like if I'm buying a boat, I'd know what one I want. Is that one of the Amazon finds?

I found this boat on Prime. Canoe. Yeah, it's just her shopping. It's just scrolling on Amazon. Yeah. I went thrifting this weekend. I would get a boat on Amazon, but you have to bill it yourself. Oh, wow. White text on white background.

And they're all the same shade, pretty much. Yeah, I enjoyed it. Pastel. Come here for the product you love, but they don't sell it in neutral. You just can't own it. Yeah, it's the worst. What will TikTok say? Packing my Tumblr to... You put an outline on the text at least. I can read this shit.

That messes up the aesthetic. This is all aesthetic. Who cares if there's lead in the Stanley Gubs, dude? This is the summer boat shopping. Oh, summer boat. As opposed to the winter boat The winter boat yeah Where it's just a big ice skate

007 did it Whoa He's not He's not real Come on he is Spidey man Jesus What is that?

Oh Oh ice Can uh she's doing spells why does she have ice rings so i keep it so it fits perfectly in the cup it's like shaped to like okay but then she's gonna close it and it's no different than ice cubes right sometimes it is annoying when you when you have a bunch of ice in a cup and then this is pretty stanley's are dependent on a straw so sometimes it is annoying when there's a bunch of ice in a cup you put a straw in it and sometimes it's getting in the way so if the ice is on the perimeter if there's an ice wall right it's like an attack on titan situation or the flat earth yeah actually we do have we do go back with ice walls so that is actually kind of genius but the backpack is crazy the bet the stanley backpack is wild it's adorable it's like it's the first day of school yeah i understand the the satisfaction

of it or whatever but like i'm not great with morning not great with sleep whatever i've been trying to be the sleep bastard lately, waking up at a decent time. The sleep bastard is going to bed at night. Yeah, sleeping. And my parents were married. I do not understand how, like when you see those clips of someone,

and this is how I do my morning, and they make a really elaborate mochi or something yeah yeah to shower and eat and leave is always hard that's huge two hours is almost enough i do not understand how you would sit and yeah that this all this also just seems like it's just making more work for yourself it's also when it's your career. If you're a TikToker, it's like you can afford to have a three-hour morning routine. It's part of your content. There's no reason I couldn't do this.

I work a very small amount, but I still am like, I have to sit down. I can't make breakfast well. Yeah, the fact of having the individually wrapped mints, taking those out of the bag, putting them into the thing that attaches to your,

that's fucking great. And that's just so that you have them later, right? Because you could have just had that little mint bag in your purse. Exactly. Better hope I don't want a second mint. Or maybe you could have had it in the backpack and said you had like a separate mint dongle. Mint can't go in the backpack.

It can't go in the little backpack. It has to go in the mint container. That's for books for the Stanley's Day of School. What is that? I think that was like... What the fuck was that? That's a switchblade. This is tackled.

I think it's like a lotion or something oh it says nail and cuticle nail and cuticle oil cuticle oil yeah when are you in that big of a pickle when you're boat shopping dumbass you have it on the rail i'm scratching all the boats now okay if i'm okay if i'm batman yes and i've got like a utility belt, of course, maybe I have cuticle oil like somewhere on my utility belt. Yeah. But like I have so little like Stanley Cup real estate.

Right. That to have the handle also be the cuticle oil holster. Yeah, like how often do you need it? It's so wild. How fucked are your cuticles? Do I take it out every night? Why doesn't it live in the little thing?

All right, we're opening the backpack. What do you think is going in the tiny Jan's pocket? A gun. Tiny. It's a very small gun. A derringer for the old ones. It's like, how do you stop a bad guy

with a gun? A good cup with a gun. Stanley, go! Deploying Stanleys. What? What? What? She laminating a phone. What? What?

It came out a different color. Wait a second. What the fuck was that? Was she doing magic tricks? Did she just do an iPhone toaster? She just skinned it. She just trimmed her armor, dude. Free armor trimming. She's a trans mug. What? It was a black iPhone. It turned into a white iPhone. It wasn't didn't match armor trimming. She's a trans mug. What? It was a black iPhone.

It turned into a white iPhone. It didn't match the beige. She has devices for non-beige items. Yeah, that's the thing. And that's every morning? Every morning she dies, her phone? I guess. Wait, can you please play that again? I would love to see that again.

Because I want to see, I think there's two slots. Yeah, it's like a toaster. Like when you have two pieces of bread. Two pieces of phone. Is she putting one into charge and taking the other? Yeah. Okay, it's different phones, different number of cameras.

Oh. Did you upgrade it? That's what I'm saying, dude. It's free armor trimming. Yeah. Why do they, is everything affiliate linked? Because I do kind of want to find that out. I want to know what that is.

100%. iPhone toaster. Okay, here's what that is. 100%. iPhone toaster. Okay, here's what it is. It's a wireless charger. It's doing MagSafe charging. And then it's also a phone swapper. Whatever the fuck that is. Phone toaster.

And she just has two phones. Do you think it's also one of those things that cleans phones? Yeah, I was going to say like a sanitizer. Yeah, because I've seen those. You put it in a box and it like blasts. It cleans it so much it goes away. Yeah. It changes.

That's just clean it. But so she just has the two phones, which, hey, if you've got a brand new phone. I'm a person with two phones because I use my old phone sometimes. But I would not. It wouldn't be a daily routine to whip one out. Yeah. To take both. Wait, was that the end of the video?

No. Okay. Jacob was like, God knows. There's three more hours of this. Okay, the glass. Whoa, whoa, whoa. All this and you're putting in the glasses raw? Oh, she's putting in the glasses.

Nope. Those things are going to scratch. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. Oh, right against the metal case. I guess. Some lotion. What?

Oh, another portable charger. Okay, wait, literally just take that box of items and replace it with small blades, and it's Patrick Bateman. It's just like torture from devices. Yeah, this is like when James Bond is like, I need a new gun. And then he goes to the gun guy

who brings out the bookshelf of guns. That scene in the Matrix. Yeah, they all come in. The thing is, I don't want to, like, there's nothing, this is just extreme. And I think that the person doing it knows that because this type of content

has to be like indulgent in this way. Right. And it's aspirational. It has to be aspirational in this way because if this was just asmr of somebody like making a pb and j and like going to school it'd be like pretty like mundane and normal a person's but i do i will say that if you're if this like this person maybe has figured out how to like make content out of just the way that they are because i think you have to enjoy to enjoy this type of thing in order to do this. Because this would just be like nails on a chalkboard to me to do.

Yeah, it's just so crazy because my brain doesn't, it can't possibly imagine someone actually enjoying living like this. Right. This is like those clips of, you ever see somebody like play Tetris at a competitive level? Yes. And then rolling, they're like spinning the controller on their finger.

I'm just like, I would even get close to where this is, this is life. Shout out to summoning Saul, dude. That Tetris video video is crazy if you haven't seen it yet oh bro it's the history of tetris world records it's it's two hours long and 30 minutes in you're like there's no way this is two hours worth of video and then you go just an hour and you're like i need there to be six more hours of this. Oh, wow. I don't know if that's going to fit. Oh, brand, brand, brand. Nice.

Like, that's so heavy. Oh, my God! This is what, like, when they got rid of all of the ports on MacBooks. When you had to have a dongle for everything. You had dongles on dongles. It's a fucking pack mule. That's so heavy. Trying to pick it up to sip it? This is like a World of Warcraft mount.

Yeah, a lot of coins for this one. A lot of close gold. If that Stanley could talk, he would just be like, please kill me. Please kill me. So where do you put that Stanley cup? In an additional mount on the back of your car. Because if I'm holding it by its handle,

I feel like I'm dislodging the cuticle oil. That's why she replaces it every day. How did you turn up for boat? Is this to make sure the boat owner knows that you have enough wealth to afford this kind of Stanley cup? Oh yeah, I forgot this was to go summer boat shopping. That's to go summer boat shopping. Great, which is also now in retrospect insane.

I wanted a way to make sure that if I drop my Stanley Cup, I lose all of it in the ocean. Oh, man. What are the comments like? Sumerism final boss. I don't know what that second one means. I do like great video.

I was wondering what to bring on my boat shopping trip. Yeah. I usually just raw dog my boat shopping trip. Eyes closed. Touch the boat. It's wet. Meanwhile, I fill up my Stanley cup and forget it on the kitchen counter.

So is that a cryo sleep machine for your two iPhones? It seems crazy to not explain that part. Yeah. Can we go find what that is? Search phone thing. I need to know, dude. Whoa. Oh, wow.

Neutrals. Neutrals, neutrals, neutrals. Yeah, it's like everything looks the same to my eyes. Oh, my God. How do you find what you're looking for? Yeah, this is like dyslexia for everything in the world. Oh, is it? No, that's an interesting question. What I got the world. Oh, is it? No, that's interesting.

What I got for Chris. These are all, oh, these are all separate lists. These aren't even just individual items. Oh my God. Whoa. 1,241 items. Yo. This person is so on their grind.

I like, there's a part of me that very heavily respects this. That's cool. Absolutely, yeah. I mean, it's like, that's too many items for just, if I went on the category of Amazon gift shop. By the way, 10 items packing my dog's

Tumblr. We have that video. Just another item. Another individual item. I get the consumerism final boss comment because it's like

every minor problem has a full $40 product associated with it. Yeah. I did associated with it yeah I did just buy that I did just buy that oh for when stirring is too hard cat spray. Sorry. Wait, what did you... Is this for the dog? Yeah, this is for the dog.

Who the fuck was that matcha drink for? The dog. That was for her? Okay. You've got to drink... AirPods for the dog. You've got to drink your drink before your... Oh, little dog treats.

Little treats for her. By the way, okay, hold on. I had one of those silicon bags with the mechanic closer thing. I could never keep it so meticulously clean. You know? Because I feel like my states of being are like, something is either, it's brand new, and then it's a little worn,

or if I'm using it, it has a few droplets from when I just washed it out. Yeah, I know what you mean. I have these reusable Ziploc bags at my house that are the same material. No matter how you try to clean it, it doesn't work. Yeah. You get speckles at least. There's no angle you can dry certain items at where it all gets dry.

Or it's like it's because there's always minerals in tap water. So if you're not cleaning everything with purified water, you're going to get little splotches of minerals. Well, that's why you got to order a water purifier from her Amazon wish list. Well, no, to be clear, the dog's water purifier is in a different location. That's in the dog's apartment, which I just furnished in the same. By the way, the treats are in the shape of a B. That's for Bentley, the dog.

That's what I'm assuming the dog's name is. The dog's looking at different things. Who's this for? For buy. Buy. Buy my product. Yeah. Or BBB for Better Business Bureau.

What the fuck was that? Oh, hand sanitizer? It's just purifying the dog. This dog's going to collapse. Yeah, the dog has to wear it. I thought maybe it was going to hook onto a dog harness or something. Yeah, that's what I thought. She puts the dog in it.

Yeah, she's dodged something by not doing that because that would fully get pack meal comments. She puts the cat in the cleaning device and the dog comes out. Okay, so that's the wildest product placement I've seen so far. It's the wrong color. cat in the cleaning device and the dog comes out. Liquid, okay. So that's the wildest product placement I've seen so far. It's the wrong color. It is the most vibrant thing that has been on one of her screens ever. This is a very neutral one.

That's for the husband. Oh, right. He's bright red. Yeah, he has like a gamer husband. RGB Stanley Cup. yeah it's like a gamer husband rgb stanley cuff filthy phone why does she open it oh come on man that's not i feel like she would at least have one of those can crusher things

yeah make you use up less space right what a dumb ass okay oh sorry this backpack is just three of them she has one for her one for her dog one for her husband the problem could be resolved with one bigger backpack even a regular backpack if i were if i were her i would do these videos where I would have a separate personal version of everything and then a video version so that I never had to clean anything it never had to be shown in use you know yeah yeah because that because every time seeing this so spick and span I'm like frustrating it makes me feel like this one's never seen actual use yeah or she buys into it every day I wouldn't it wouldn't surprise me yeah this is like it feels

like not wearing your favorite t-shirt because you feel like you have to save it for something or wearing like the socks with holes in them because you're just gonna be on a plane or i'm like i were i to do this at this level of intricacy i would not want to use an item ever yeah perfectly in its place i can't use my spray to clean my dog have you ever like uh gotten one of the emails where it's like you're one of the top users of our product or service or something like that, and we'd like to do a survey. I feel like the CEO of Stanley would fly her out to

interview her under a lie detector. She's like, hey, what's wrong with you? What's going on? And how can we help? Also, the husband doesn't even get a colored, like Stanley, a fun color. It also has to be pale. I don't remember which one. pale he's gonna drink from the dogs one yeah the whole family is just completely beige washed

yeah he is a gamer it's fantano dude bro's getting bro's getting laughed out of the function if he's got his ridge wallet inside of a tiny backpack. No, no. He's opening the bag quickly. No, but it's cool. Don't worry. I have a red. No, but look.

My water, it was in a red. It was in a red can. It looked really badass. Hey, everyone. This guy's beige. Kill him. Hymns. Wow. This like really doing the gamut the hell's that boy cream

oh no just for later all day moisture oh raw dog i never leave my house without some jizz. All day. Yeah, the dude white. Don't worry, I'm a regular guy. Red-blooded American. This is the most sexual part of the video. Jerking off your cologne.

Wait, was that? Wait, go back. Was that a Xbox logo? Oh, no. It's just creepy. The xbox. Bill Spencer hates him. Oh, it's just that I don't know what something is. It's a spray. What is that? What is that? That's his friend. That's a fan? Hey! His little robot companion? Robot companion?

His name's Orzu? Come here, boar. Time to drink your wine. Don't forget about your meeting at two. There's a little bit of gum left. You gonna finish that cum? If not, I will. I'll have you. It's like BB-8.

Someone said, is he walking across the state? BB-8. Does the Stanley have a leash for the walkers at free range? Dude, I got to know what that final device was. That was a very brief shot. It's not like the Gorilla Grip. He's got BB-8. It's a Star Wars universe.

Please, I beg you to tell us what these products are. I'm like, help me help you, because I'm going to buy it. Oh, it is a... Oh, there it is. It's dirty. It's so filthy. Dude, it's always this drop shit ass stuff.

Portable handheld stroller fan. That's her husband. It'd be so fun if they used a picture of someone in a wind tunnel with their mouth going. It's him backpacking and he's got

the fan on his head. I miss my wife, but thank goodness I have this with me. Packing the restock station. This upkeep sounds exhausting. This I do like like i have this for cables but i never use those cables because i like how neatly packed away they are so i might have no hdmi cables yeah what the tush this is this is like this is for you because like uh

because uh zip it down this is for your ass because you famously never wipe your ass tough mutter we call him i'm raw dogging my pants no because uh you know the flushable

wipes are not flushable right uh yeah and jordan doesn't care he says he's side-eyeing right now i don't know let me

check my toilet nothing in there right now seems like a flush if it doesn't flush to the turtles's toilet, that's not my problem. All right, so we got to wipe that tush.

We've got to glow. Glow that tush. That's actually for you. We signed the tush station. How dirty is your ass? It's a polish. Oh, sir, may dirty is your ass? Oh, sir, I saw your off polish cream, a fan for your ass. That's what doesn't you know used to blast your leg and fans your ass. I need that sometimes

for real. I have a mat ass. What is that? some sort of mystery balloons yeah we've seen those like so much plastic this edit is edited in a very pleasing way

hand wipe just different wipes for different parts of your body elbow wipes stain prevention teeth wipes. That's crazy. It's not crazy in concept. It's just crazy that there's truly, most of these things are wipes. They're all travel size.

Stain removing out and about. This person is perpetually on a walk. You don't see the background, but there are no walls to this house. I like the idea that the Stanley Cup has a camelback for its own self to hydrate when it gets tired I like the idea that the Stanley Cup has a camelback for its own self to like hydrate when it gets tired a fan to keep the Stanley Cup

I love that that wife said do not flush which is it wow let's play that again it says those are refillable yeah with each other oh yeah yeah I don't know what that is those are refillable oh nativeer dispenser. What? Full dispensers?

Makeup remover wipe. That was actually for me. That's my one. That's the really pretty. Wait, this is really crazy consumerism. Bugging me. That's actually you. What it needs is bug spray wipes.

Bug spray wipes is funny. Everything needs to be a wipe. Single use. The comments on this cannot be good. Because everything is a damn wipe. I think I'm in love. Yeah, wait, let's see. I'd be wiped after

stocking all that. Restocking your restock station is insane. Why was everything gone? She was waiting until the final comb was used yeah hair clips we need everything god i love when it's so real to only respond to the positive yeah or the ones where you can do the one where it's like the one where it's like uh oh the the sweater to cover the the missing nail or the broken nail and she's like stop exposing me. It's like a little you respond to something that's like a little playful a little playful

to expose me like that. There's a few questions in here of what are teeth wipes? I'm serious. I've never seen him before. I think I guess I can only assume what they actually remove your teeth. The amount of single-use plastic in this video is absolutely insane. Imagine she comment responds that and be like stop exposing me that's how you responded like a this is very funny must consume must consume you know what Just buy a damn bidet, dude. Ah, this again. Oh, yeah. This feedback.

I got to say, for this kind of content, relatively nice comments. Yeah. Like overwhelmingly people are like, oh, you're smug. You're showing off with this kind of stuff. Not a million hand sanitizers that are refillable. Girl, what is happening? I try really hard not to be a hater default profile pick not the ariana sleeves i just don't get it what's with what's wrong with

the one multi-use container and the sleeves the sleeve it's funny to put those two side by side like because one is like a legitimate criticism the other one is just like i just don't like that you're doing that okay this this person's wrong Butt wipes next to breath mints, no words. They're not like going together. They haven't already been. Yeah, that's the whole point of them being sickly. I feel like it's the one that you're allowed to do. Yeah.

Hold on. You ate that burger with your hands and you wiped your ass with your hand? No, I put a butt wipe in my mouth instead of a mint. Oh, dude. My mouth's so clean. No, my butt's minty. With of a mint. Oh, no, dude. I'm sitting in my mouth so clean. My butt's minty. With the tooth wipes, that's a real possibility.

I think you're in the dark. I'm just staying with your teeth. All right. Well, Curtis, thank you. It's always a pleasure to have Jordan here. And Curtis, thanks for being here as well. Thanks. Yeah, it's always a pleasure to have Jordan here as well.

Yeah. Thank you so much. Is there anything you want to shout out before you go? Maybe the Irvine shows that will have happened? Yeah, Irvine shows already happened. So come to those, please. Do you have constructive criticism in the comments

if any of you have feedback on that one? Feedback on jokes, yeah. I'd love that. Shout out, Box. Yeah, I'm going on a world tour. Oh, yeah, dude, that's huge. That's crazy. It's a real world tour.

It's a real one. Yeah. Only the first leg is announced right now. Antarctica though, you're going to be performing. I will be in the North Pole and South Pole. I'm going to be at the ice wall. Right. And I'm going to cross it.

You should do like places with people. Because then they can come to this show. No, I'm insane. What do I know? I don't understand it. No. But yeah, well, we're going to, this is just the end of the Sad Boys episode,

but we're going to keep the good times rolling over on patreon.com slash sadboys with our Patreon exclusive show, Sad Boys Nights. We're going to talk about Garrett Nolan. We talked about him in Sad Boys and Curtis put out a video about him and he makes the best videos. He rules and he's a cool guy.

Let's watch one real quick. Hey, some guy texted you. He wants to know if you'll follow him back. I'll block him if you want. You don't need to block him, love. I trust you. Love. He's a new guy at work.

I know. Whoa. But what I do need you to know is that I'm infatuated. Ugh. That's scary. Just wash the dishes, bro. Thanks to Curtis for joining us and we'll see you over there.

We end every episode of Sad Boys with a particular phrase. Do you remember it? Because it's your fourth time. We'll start it off and we'll put Curtis on the spot. We'll put Curtis on the spot. Watch this.

We'll give him so much shit. We love you. And we're sorry. The one where he's like fixing a car and it's like raining and he's like dancing your fuel pump is bad i wouldn't think you know so much about cars your fuel pump needs to spritz fuel into the throat what yeah i don't know what that is was he like oh yeah it looks like it oh Oh, she's the best. She knows about cars. Oh, I hate cars.

When she knows about a fuel pump. Gucci girl, Gucci girl. How you doing? How you moving, girl? Moving, girl. How she delicate. That future girl. Future girl. Yeah, we on now.

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