Sad Boyz - Rich Kid "Pranks" (w/ mxmtoon)

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

Maia of mxmtoon joins Jarvis and Jordan to discuss her exciting new album 'liminal space' and her upcoming tour, as well as possibly the most annoying rich kid "character" on TikTok. Go to https://zocdoc.com/SADBOYZ to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Sad Boyz Nightz #86 Magic Moment #4 (FREE!) Weekly bonus episodes for only $5/mo at: https://patreon.com/sadboyz Join our Discord ▸ https://discord.gg/Hw82Dhun4m P.O. Box ▸ 3108 Glendale Blvd Suite 540, Los Angeles CA 90039 Play Sad Boyz BINGO ▸ https://sadboyzpod.com/bingo Write To Us ▸ [e-mail] Use the subject line "Pen Palz" and we could read it on the next episode! Our Links ▸ https://linktr.ee/sadboyzpod 00:00:00 mxmtoon! 00:07:03 Driving is terrifying! 00:12:13 What's Nashville Like? 00:13:54 Playing big arenas 00:17:33 Sponsored by ZocDoc 00:18:45 Performance adrenaline/anxiety 00:25:07 1920s Kid (@liljacobwalker) 00:27:15 YouTube Shorts? (Y/N) 00:28:48 Free Patreon Shows! 00:29:59 The European Kid 01:00:25 New Album "liminal space" 01:03:56 Sad Boyz Nightz #86 This episode was recorded October 16, 2024 Produced and edited by Jacob Skoda

Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. Whoa. Yeah, I kind of went dark Jarvis for that. That was cool. Yeah, I have a certain Joker-esque quality. Haven't seen Joker 2. That sounds a little... It's not a reference to that. Is that twisted a little bit?

I'm a little bit twisted. I watch Family Guy. Oh, gosh. I wish I could watch South Park. My dad gets so pissed because it's too scary for me. Anyway, it's a special day for the boys because we're joined by one of our dearest Sad Boys friends. Thank you. Maya MXM2. Welcome. Oh, first and last legal name. First and last legal name. You did get a change

recently. So happy to be back. When you got married to yourself. Yes, exactly. I just love myself so much. You released a new prom dress remix. It's about being married to yourself it was super relatable to a large wide audience everyone got it they were like so me oh my god how you doing i'm good happy to be here happy to be back on the pot you angle not the same so i know it's actually my better side so i'm okay with this yeah we felt it

we felt something in the like the aura of the room you guys did this change for me right oh thank you so much it was kind of you're like the gravity that we all kind of revolve around thank you the footage we saw last time i know the royal wedding that was rough that was rough yeah i'm happy to i'm happy to be back good to be here they were like can we see maya but from the opposite side that was what all the comments that was all the comments they were like, can we see Maya but from the opposite side? That was what all the comments said. That was all the comments. They were like, I'm having trouble. There's a kind of a two-dimensionality here. She is so ugly. I cannot look at her from that angle.

Please fix it. I don't know what it is. Just fix it. Tell me the SSN now. But you're not a local here in LA. You're visiting. I am visiting just for the day I flew in last night. Just for the day?

Just for the day. Whoa. You say you flew in? I flew in. You must be. Your arms. I flew in last night. Just for the day? Just for the day. You say you flew in? I flew in. You're, you gotta, you must be, your,

your arms, your arms might be tired. You can find it. You can find it. Your arm. No, no, you must have,

you've been flapping your arms like wings. Oh yeah, a hundred percent. Yeah. And they must be tired. They're so tired, guys. Oh,

sorry. I was a plane or I was a bird? Or I was me? It's a bird, it's a plane. Maybe you're Superman. Oh, okay, I like it. You got was a bird? Or I was me? It's a bird, it's a plane. Maybe you're Superman. Oh, okay. I like it.

We got there. Oh, man. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. Wait, so you've been, you've had a lot going on recently. Yeah. So you were on tour. Yeah.

And then you moved, which is probably as stressful as touring. I would say so. Yes, 100%. You literally got back. Yeah, because the last time i saw you guys i was like i think i was like maybe a month you couldn't even you couldn't even announce i couldn't even announce it was really close to announce but it wasn't like close enough but you wouldn't give us the scoop i know i gave you the scoop and then i retroactively right

you took it away you took the scoop and i was like ah it's like the equivalent of when a kid um he licks his ice cream falls and it falls on the ground. But then you come up and you don't even let him grab it. You scoop it back. And historically, I've been really mean to children. So this makes sense for me. Yeah. It's more like a kid kind of like going in to lick the ice cream and you catching the center of the ice cream like a sword between your two hands.

Yanking it away and then saying, listen to the new album. I like that more because it sounds dramatic and probably something I would do with like a dnd character oh yeah that'd be good that's a good move take a role that you can't fail yeah yeah i was like a nat 20 on stealing from a child stealing from a child feels like it should go into my character sheet oh gosh that's i want that to be one of my core competencies it's good that's a good one maybe i've got a new campaign coming up i'm gonna take that for my character. Loves to steal from children. Okay, last we spoke, this is a little bit of a time capsule. We were talking a lot about Baldur's Gate.

Yeah. I don't think I had played at that point. Okay, wait. Because then I got mega into Baldur's Gate. You got so into it. And that's just the Jarvis special. I make that my entire personality. That felt real good to me.

I've never really felt like an evangelical religious person prior to Baldur's Gate three and the fact that my uh my consistent propaganda did draw you in yeah good and now and now magic the gathering that is yes uh come from both of us we're now super magic pilled i feel like then i'm gonna yeah yeah this is a part of yeah this is a part of your indoctrination the good news i i have heard. The good news is that in 1993, Richard Garfield made a really fun game. That's a good thing to do, I feel like. I mean, I don't know. I'm looking around me. Guys, there's a lot of cards in here.

There's a lot of cards. There's a lot of cards. The furniture is going to construct it like a fort. A lot of the furniture is built from cards. Oh, my gosh. You've got to make a gigantic card fort out of your Magic the Gathering cards. And you super glue them together so it's never going to touch. Yeah, you super glue them

because that keeps the quality of the cards really locked in. And then maybe you lock it in with concrete, construct an entire building. That would be good. You've literally conjured an entire Magic the Gathering building.

It would be like those bar tables where they put a lacquer around it. Oh, it's like resin and it has all the cards. And then it'll be like ID cards or things like that. A bunch of different like Polaroids of celebrities

that have come into the bar. You just have one of those walls that they have in Italian restaurants where it's like, hey, Frank Sinatra came here a million years ago. Here's a photo of Frank Sinatra crudely photoshopped into,

he was standing right in front of where this restaurant would be in the future. Wow. If you can believe it. There was a photo of that. And it was a deli owned by the strangest looking be in the future. Wow. If you can believe it. There was a photo of that. It was a deli owned by the strangest looking man in the world. How are you holding up with all this stuff going on?

Because not to, okay, not to continue adding to the list, but now you've got a new album coming out. And I have to be on the Sad Boys podcast. You have to be on the Sad Boys podcast. This is so tiring. You're going on tour again. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

You're going on tour again to avoid the Sad Boys podcast. Yes. But we caught you like a Pokemon. Just for this one. With the sword. Like a child's ice cream. With podcast. Yes. But we caught you like a Pokemon just for this one. Like a child's ice cream. With the sword. Yeah, we caught you much like a child's ice cream. I'm doing okay.

Like I'm holding up. If you can't hear, I've got like crazy allergies right now because I did just move two weeks ago in the South. They don't play about allergies. They don't play about allergies

and that's not why you hate Texas. That is not why I hate Texas. The allergies is close though. It's close. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah, no, I'm hanging in. There's definitely a lot going on.

But a lot of exciting stuff too in the process of getting towards a lot of things and getting it done and then hopefully some chilling out and playing some Magic the Gathering. I feel like you also put me on to the Steam Deck. Oh, yeah.

George's borrowing mine right now it's good right borrowing yeah okay well you steal it he's like a child's ice cream yeah he did do a quick time event where he caught my my steam deck yeah i did i hit the timing perfectly what can i say that's good are you a palatro person i am okay you want to know how many hours i have on it i don't want to get i'm nervous talk about it because look only no no no because only one hyper focus at a time and so i can't i can't bring on a new one belatro is best played on phone and i have my phone all the time and they have it on ios now like it blows i hate having it available because it's the best game at Don't Buy It. It is the best game ever.

It's the best game ever. Wait, is my hand moving? My hands are moving on their own. I have 200 hours on Bellagio. Oh, that's awesome. Like, it's almost equivalent to my Baldur's Gate 3. That's like how much time I have in Magic Arena like this month. I think you'll probably fall into the pit of it at some point. It's really good.

Why the move, by the way? Why the move?'ve been in new york for like four and a half years i really like it i love living in new york right now i really miss it too obviously because it's like you just move from a city and you're like oh and then you move from like a city like new york to a city like nashville and you're like why did i do this but also i think it's commonly used to happen it's like we don't know what that is. Yeah. You want Uber? Oh, yeah, exactly. And I still can't drive, guys.

So I'm working on that. Oh, hey. Look. Let's go. I will get there. Lactose intolerant. Can't drive. Can't drive. Gay.

Like, it's so... It's hard to get here. Yeah, it's really hard. I got my license so late. Wait, what age were you? 29. Okay, that makes me feel better. Wait, did you just, like, force choke me? What was that? You were Wait, what age were you? 29. Okay, that makes me feel better. Wait, did you just like force choke me?

What was that? You were like, what age were you? Do you think he's lying? I'm not 30 and don't have it. So keep it in the chat. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I feel like you guys have a little more maybe options here. Well, in LA specifically, no.

Yeah. Because I moved from the Bay and you are also from the Bay. Yeah, there's no need. I was just like walking around San Francisco, taking BART everywhere. Yeah, 100%. And I mean, that was the case in New York too. I was just like, why would I ever try? Seems literally hard.

Oh my God. It's harder to drive in New York than it is to do anything. I was just in New York and I took an Uber and it was the most stressful. I felt like I was behind the wheel. Like people were honking at me and I was like, I'm sorry. The upside of not knowing how to drive and taking Ubers in New York is that you're fully unaware that the person driving you is probably doing the craziest shit they've ever done in their life. And I finally, yeah, a hundred percent, but I started learning a little bit and then I was, I would get into cars and be like, I think I'm going to die right now and that stuff.

I recommend – I did lessons where like a very good driver, I guess. I'm not a good judge. I'm a student. You know, you're in one of those cars where they've got the pedals also. Oh, yes. So I'm taking my first lesson this Friday. Oh, exciting. Yes.

I'm excited. I'm studying for it. I'm excited. I'm studying for it. I'm studying for it. I'm going to force choke my driving instructor. He's like, let me. Not going to help. I appreciate you not attacking me with your powers. I know, I know.

It's just because, I don't know, it's just something about your face. I get that a lot. You're going to kill me with powers? I feel like you'd force choke me right back. That's scary. No, I'd be cuter. Please don't force choke me. Oh, you wouldn't force choke me right back that's scary no I'd be cute about it please don't force choke me

please don't you wouldn't force choke a cutie like me yeah force choke force choke would say an idiot so don't please

I don't think I would thrive in a that'll be fun though lessons it's nice in LA especially because everyone drives wild

but it was cool to have someone in the car and I'd be like are you seeing this shit? And he was like, I know. Okay, cool. That was exciting. I thought about not mentioning it to Katie,

because I thought it might be something that, like, stays with her as a fear. You remember when we were driving back to SFO after that wedding we went to, and we almost died. If not for your very quick like you you escaped so i so so as a i've only been driving for a few years and um so whenever i rent a car uh because i'm dry i like to rent a car because i'm driving in all these places that i've been but i've never driven yes and so when we went uh we went back to the bay there was a wedding in Marin that we went to. Probably gorgeous. It was gorgeous.

Yeah, it was amazing. And so I rented my exact car so that I was like, like I had all the muscle memory, you know? And it ended up paying off because when we were on the way back to return the car, someone just like tried to merge into us. And if I was like, I feel like if I didn't have my sort of jerk

muscle memory of what I would do in my own car, then it could have been worse. It was frame perfect, which devastating for so many fans. It was a little bit of a perfect parry, I'm not going to lie. Get out of here.

No, but to be honest, there's very,'s very okay hold on let's knock on some wood here but um you know uh driving accidents are common but i think like when you practice defensive driving like there's been very very few times when i felt actually i would say 0.5 times when i felt like i was actually in danger. Yeah. When they, when fucking Optimus Prime or whoever tried to swipe us off the freeway. There's a lot of my type of road rage is going.

That's not, you're not supposed to do that. Yeah. I see you've broken the rule. Because when you learn, that's what it is. Cause you like learn all the rules and it's like, you didn't signal. And I had no idea that you were going to turn,

but luckily I drive. shut the hell up and i kept three car distances from you so i could be prepared for your perilous action oh man um okay so downsides no car gotta drive no car gotta drive but upside it's it's a smaller city like i think it was really daunting to think about learning how to drive in like a i grew up in the bay area and everyone drives crazy there and then everyone drives crazy in york i was like i'm just not gonna even attempt to do that so is it uh for music for music you go for music for nashville yeah i mean it's national favorite favorite famous music city yeah famously music city but yeah they got guitars there you literally go to the airport

and it's like a guitar in a glass case is immediately like greeting you as you walk off the right in LA it's like a script of like

of like Dumb and Dumber or something framed it's a pilot that somebody got promised they'd be in and they got dropped

yeah it's brutal I'm actually I'm working on this one if anybody wants to pick it up I've been writing it for 25 years it's on its 19,000th revision but it's got a guy called Jorvis

who has a lot of karate skill so I feel like one thing that is nice to see rarely at bars and cafes but I feel like might be more common in a place like Nashville is bars and cafes where but I feel like might be more common in a place like Nashville is bars and cafes where there's someone playing live music. Oh my God.

There isn't like, I feel like it'd be rare to see one where someone isn't in Nashville. It just feels like a little bit insufferable. It's a little bit. But also the upside is like, everyone's talented there. So like,

you're not listening to someone who is like doing their first open mic ever. You're listening to someone who's been like at this for a really long time and is a very talented musician. So like I'd say by and large is pretty good. That's an interesting position to be in. If you are from there and an aspiring musician under the knowledge that you're

going to be worse than everyone around you. Well, it's the thing I performed in Nashville for the first time on that tour that I went on this summer. And I was so acutely aware that everyone in that audience was going to be judging the way that me and my band were playing like in a way that like you go to another city and it's just kind of like whatever we're gonna do the best that we can but like everyone in my band was scared that day we were like okay what's the kind of construction of existing fans versus new people

at a show oh at like an opening show I don't know I mean we're playing the biggest venues I've ever played so I'm assuming did you do a Madisonison square garden we did two nights at madison square i know that's a really big one it's a really big one are you serious yes it was crazy and they were both sold out for the band that we were opening for and so the rooms were like really full in an exciting way how are the crowds really kind like so supportive and really sweet and i definitely learned a lot throughout the whole process how was the square oh my gosh

the square in Madison Square Garden actually I don't even know what part of it is square yeah and where's the garden what's going on I have no idea actually that's such a good question

I take back the congratulations that place blows yeah get it yeah world's most famous arena not for me

give him a forest trip I mean how maybe last time we talked about imposter syndrome that seems like something that would have been sort of natural

I never in my life thought I'd ever play Madison Square Garden twice over may I add but I shouldn't you forget by the way

I played Madison Square Garden oh shit the glasses are out the like anime like glare on the glasses starts pressing into your temple

the ginda glare but it was really cool i mean i think for the first few shows i felt like the imposter syndrome was like really emphasized because you're just like i've never done this before i have no idea what i'm stepping into these are the most amount of people ever and like with an opening act specifically too like that really does heighten the feelings of like nobody is going to give a shit about you potentially for 45 minutes that you're on stage and it's just a really vulnerable place to be in but i think like two you just have to believe that you are the shit and like are you're supposed to be there for a reason and i think that i really grew into this feeling of like i think also i'm like just a person who really is an overachiever and so getting the opportunity to be like i'm

gonna win these people over for every night for six weeks. I was definitely just like, I got to lean into this. You've got to do the like fast car performance where everybody's like, wait a second, who is this person? And they're like, we've all been moved.

Yeah, exactly. So, oh my gosh, there's no way she could. No. Wow. Who are we even going to see before

you play one opening chord and they're like huh A minor no one's ever done that before a C chord oh my gosh but it was really fun

a lot of learning experiences come with it that's fun yeah it was good when's the next one do you have the stamina to oh my gosh well I don't know

if I'll ever get to play arenas again fingers crossed I really hope I will get to this is going to be like that Billie Eilish interview where it's like, who's the most famous person in your family? Jarvis Johnson. It's Drake.

Delane. Oh, my gosh. But, yeah, I mean, I think I would love to do something like that again. I really also enjoyed opening for them, honestly. Like, opening is a really cool position to be in. I got to go do work at 7 p.m. and be off the stage by stage by 7 45 and then i got to be in bed by 9 p.m and it was awesome you get to go home before traffic i literally get to go home before traffic we're aging as we speak like in new york when we played msg i was like oh i get to take the train back to my apartment

right now and fall asleep in my own bed you're literally the meme where it's like nobody knows I just opened my I literally I remember being on the queue on the way over to the show and I was like nobody here knows and I'm about to go play the world's most famous arena right now and then someone was on the train with me and like coughed on me at one point and like and then I got this dm later in the day that was like hey I just was next to you on the queue and I coughed on you and i'm really sorry about that and i was like by the way i am very ill yeah i was like okay i got one more week of this tour there are certain times in life when fit really matters like finding the right job or the right shoes or the right ring uh are you proposing what i'm proposing is a way for you to find the right doctor that fits your specific needs What I'm proposing is a way for you to find the right

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but damn, I'm so high off the performance. Oh, like when you come down from the adrenaline rush after. We slow down at the end of a pod because it's just hanging out. Yes, yeah. It's like the end of a hangout anywhere else. Totally. I mean, it's definitely like, I don't know, it's an adjustment to be like, I don't know,

high off the experience of like, it's just sheer adrenaline for me, like the whole performance. And so, I don't know, 45 minutes is definitely like a short amount of time to be like, ah, for like the whole entire time. But when you're doing like a headline show, I think it's a little easier because you get the initial rush but you're on stage long enough that you can like settle into the experience a little bit more the imagery of you being on the train after madison square garden is quite funny literally just shaking leaning over to a coffee man being i just played messes did you know you like lean into his car you're like hey by the way um yeah i like did do you yeah i was gonna say do you get nervous performing oh yeah 100 i think it's like impossible not to

to a degree like that's super scary every single time to just put yourself in front of people but i yeah i think it's like you get more used to it and just knowing that like i am seven years into this now and to the point of like being like i'm a professional and like i can't do this and i've done it and so now that i've done arenas it feels like everything else is kind of just like a cakewalk to it i still i you know it's like i've performed uh on stages doing various things who knows really and i still get this feeling that I'm going to die, like, as soon as I'm about to go on. And then it's usually, usually fine. Me and Anastasia,

when we would do improv shows, we would always do, like, when we do our warmup, we would always hug and go, we're all going to die. None of this matters. It was the thing that, like, helped me and we would do it. But one thing that's really interesting is like the way nerves impact like physiologically because i just did cutie cinderella's uh uh talent show i saw video and you looked like you crushed thank you but i was just like well i was like focusing on dancing i was like i'm either gonna focus on singing or focus on dancing and i feel like the performance in me was like people are gonna enjoy the dancing and they're not going to be excited if i like hit the runs of this like you know song but still in my head i was thinking like oh my voice is so shaky and then i was also like wow i'm dancing these boy bands they have incredible breath control how do you dance and sing at the

same time i don't know how to do this and walk and sing it's yeah i mean truly it's super tough yeah that's a tough thing prophecy for trying no i was gonna ask if you had any advice i mean honestly like for me the way i prepped for it because you have so much choreography i have so much choreography historically i'm just doing busting out crazy moves on stage i i think that was a really big thing that i was scared of because the stages are so much bigger than a lot of the stages that i've ever played it's like getting from one side to the other is like oh my god yeah that's like me I don't even I don't want to count I actually I have no idea but I think I counted my steps one night and it was like I think I did like 10,000 steps for a 45 minute set which

was kind of insane I oh sorry you mean like with an app or something yeah like that requires incredible focus you weren't singing you were one with an app or something? Yeah. I'm like, that requires incredible focus. You weren't singing. You were at one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Yeah, I counted my steps. A lot of it was running away from the worst show of my life. And I got a bunch of DMs from people after being like, I heard you muttering some numbers in between. Like, that was kind of weird. I coughed on you on purpose.

I hope you suffer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very different vibe if you walk into a show and someone's just going, 5,006, 5,007. What is happening what is going on i want to see what i keep going okay where's this how high does this get into everyone starts counting over with you one hundred and two ten thousand yeah and like it's the best show you've had you know maybe i gotta change my stick but yeah yeah like stage presence when i feel like

is one thing when it's a small stage and then when it's a big stage, it's like, how do you command? Yes. It's super different. And I feel like I'm playing with the same band. I am now playing with the same band for a lot of the shows I did. And it was fun. We got to go out last year on like amphitheater tour, which was cool.

It got us prepped, I think for like bigger venues and everything, but yeah, on an event, on like an arena stage when you're opening, nobody wants to hear you talk. Nobody really cares. So you have to

like do a really good job singing and do a really good job having a stage presence and so that was a really big learning curve because i think so much of my headline show is me talking and like connecting with people kind of like face to face do you have a little setup um you do for like like what's the deal they're playing yeah i do my type five yeah i don't know these are like some songs i'm sorry and then you just like start playing you're like these are my songs like i hope you like them no you should just probably all of you leave and they're like yeah i'd better get going and then you start playing a song about like them that would be good steven oh oh you know as socials oh yeah that's i yeah i'm keeping tabs on everybody in the audience like that for

sure yeah yeah do you have do you have like a were you doing the same opening and a handful of shows Yeah, I'm keeping tabs on everybody in the audience like that for sure. Were you doing the same opening in a handful of shows? A little bit, yeah. There's definitely some bits and pieces that changed. I got more comfortable as I was on stage. I started talking about Fortnite more in front of thousands of people. That's actually a great litmus test for how comfortable you are. Oh, yes, 100%. I'm sure people were like, what is she going on about right now but also like i don't know it's it's my show and to a degree where i

gotta like introduce people to who i am and my music so i might as well just talk a little bit yeah there's a song about my favorite skins pretty much yeah there was one guy who was holding up my sign is like can we play fortnite and i made the mistake of being like hey yeah man sure and then he put up another sign. Well, what's your username? And I was like, oh, you know, I was just like, what's I'm doing? He was like, okay, here's my username. And I was like, this is way too much.

Just send your friend request. Please accept. Literally. And then I got a DM a week later that was like, you haven't added me back. And I'm like, ah, I'm so sorry. Sorry, you're trash. You still got that Mr. B skin?

Oh my God, have I seen the Mr. B skin? There's a Mr. B skin. It bums me out that there's just a photorealistic Will Smith skin. Yes, it's crazy. What is going on? I do not have the Mr. B skin. I must make that abundantly clear. Never spent money on that.

I started playing Fortnite for the first time. Thanks to Chad. Chad, who... Come play. Come time. Thanks to Chad Chad. Come play. Come play. I'm getting there. I do love that they definitely make you play against bots your first time. So you build your confidence. Well, I'm the best player in the world.

Jacob has prepared something weird on TikTok for us, which is always fun. Okay, awesome. Oh, wait. And then, Jacob, I just sent you a Okay, awesome. Oh, wait, and then did I... Jacob, I just sent you a DM, actually, before we jump into this. The thing that Maya sent me, I wanted to save to watch this.

My boyfriend is going to be so excited if this ends up on the podcast because he's been obsessed with that kid. Oh, I don't even... Yeah, okay, we'll see. We'll unpack it. Johnny, you want to grab a burger? It's on me.

It's on me, Johnny. That used to be the one voice that I could do when I started doing improv for characters. I'd always be one of these guys. Hey, watch yourself. 23 Skidoo. Wow, she's a real tuna can. Little Jacob Walker. Timeless.

Little Jacob Walker is timeless. He started acting at age six. Respect. Isn't that crazy? Whenever you see somebody at the Olympics, it's like, you just just won the gold in snowboarding how do you feel and they're like well i've been doing this since i was two that's crazy and i'm like how did you do what else do you do like yeah how did you even know you liked it there's gonna be a weird one if it's like shooting like if it's the gun one well yeah so you're like all right so what's the story here

yeah oh my god i do love the gun thing where it's like that one the guy who just like showed up yeah that but he also the story with him is that he like he won silver and like or he won gold like 10 12 years ago prior to that hey aren't you that 1920s kid hey daddy want to take a spin with me maybe get some lassies and take them for a spin as well eh eh eh the laugh kills me the liked by Jordan Adico we saw you got your ass

did I really like that yeah we got your ass in 4k me watching instagram reels is downright delirium I was watching them last night because I ran out of screen time for tiktok and I was like, this is sad. This is so sad. That is also a hilarious problem. Oh, I'm here because TikTok won't let me in.

What a waste of time that was. Oh. Oh, I can just watch the syndicated TikToks over on Reels. YouTube shorts. What do you think about... Okay, hold on. I watch YouTube shorts. We love our YouTube hold on. I watch YouTube Shorts. We love our YouTube Shorts viewers.

I do love getting updated on the state of the UFC a lot. The thing I like about YouTube Shorts, and this is maybe... This is somehow connected to mental illness, I'm sure of it. I get claustrophobia on TikTok, where it's like everything is just moving and everything. And I have no... Like on YouTube, I like that it's like, everything is just moving and everything. And I have no, like, like,

um, on YouTube, I liked it. It's just a little page and I can tap in and I can be like, I like this. And I can step back. Where is like, where I swipe up on TikTok and it's like,

yo, I'm about to do a bat. And then I swipe up and it's like, uh, do you need a new battery for your car? And you swipe up. Here's how to make $10,000. Swipe. Did you know that someone in the 1930s was killed it was really horrific swipe up come on darling let me take

you to an ice cream shop you know what i mean shoot yeah okay swipe up we're in we're the costco guys oh my gosh do it again do it again the double chunk chocolate chip cookie that was pretty good yeah i can't even lie at what point in this kid's life do you think they went, like, 20s? Do 20s shit. Wear this fedora. But I'm also curious, like, what is his idea of the 1920s? That's, like, I want to know where he, like, watched Casablanca or something. Can we talk about this profile picture?

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His character that he plays on TikTok is an annoying rich European kid. Awesome. Son of a billionaire. That's good. Exactly. Who goes around and is mean to people uh sorry i was just imagining a world where jordan had an earnest tiktok where he's pretending to be a 1920s guy i have a millionaire dad but like i i guess he's from the 20s or something i traveled through time excuse me rich kid tries buying a

whole parmesan parmesan 3.5 million likes this is something that rich kids did in like the french revolution yeah literally that's some dated shit that's not that impressive is it buying cheese oh my gosh he bought a whole parmesan yeah when you're flexing on the on the peasants this is literally i'm not even kidding this is the exact kind of flex they were doing my hick hometown like brits get dressed by in the old parmesan oh geez i bought myself a bunch of brie all at once this is kind of like where the kind of stuff that he started with and then we'll we'll take a little journey with this is by the way this is what i used to think of the people who had the little uh gouda cheese and the red wax at the baby that's that's i thought those people were counts is that a candidate yeah i literally i was like wow i didn't know

you were a fucking royal holy shit oh what do you do what do you I'm going to buy this parmesan. What are you going to do with it? The whole thing? Yeah, the whole thing. What are you going to do with it? Eat it. Eat it, the whole thing? Yes, the whole thing. Why is it? Can I not buy this whole parmesan?

No. Why? Because I say so. You're the owner? Yes. How much do you want for this? It's over $2,000. But what are you going to do with it?

I know it's $2,000. What, you think I can't afford it? What are you going to do with it? You don't let me2,000. What, you think I can't afford it? What are you going to do with it? You don't let me buy the Parmesan. You can't. Why? Not here, my friend. Wait, this guy's major concern is what are you going to do with it?

It is, actually, I do love that, if I can be honest. That's an honorable question. I think it's so cool that you're like, I, look, $2,000 is $2,000 dollars but i want to make sure my cheese is going to a good cause it's being used honorably his connection is like it's a martial art interest it's like yeah it's okay but are you going to use this to fight with great with great cheese comes great responsibility he won't let it be used for content which is

something that i that is very honorable and i love him what did the comments say so money can't buy everything you want to buy something not in my store he also i mean it's interesting for people to kind of be doing like a populist argument against this guy because he didn't buy it yes like this is just he's lying not everything is for sale that is in a store you know what i mean like it can just be like yeah you'd be like hey can i buy the cash register oh no sorry not for sale but wait so you're not gonna sell me what's in your store okay maybe the cheese is there because they sell parts of the cheese but you can't go to the deli and be like i'll buy all your meat yeah i could

do it what are you gonna use it for i'll'll pick it. It's $2,000. I'm going to try and make the pig again. I'm going to try and bring it back. You're like one of those scientists from like the times we don't talk about.

You're one of those, what do you call them? A Frankenstein? Yeah, yeah. You're like some freaking Frankenstein over here. Frankenstein's monster. Sorry.

He's making sure the cheese will go to a good home. Yeah. It's funny because I used to play this game on Twitter back before it was X the everything app and the worst place on the internet where I would try to guess the top reply because my

brain will always go oh dumb joke and then I go wait and then I click the replies and I go alright yeah the guess you do is like a blue check that says lmao and then a link to an etsy page with the text from the tweet on it oh the other thing is um it'll be like jimmy carter celebrates his 101st birthday and then it'll be someone going jimmy carter was in my dms last night no he wasn't thirst thirst thirst, thirst. Link to a European domain you've never heard of.

Another one of his pinned videos is a bit more escalated. Oh. Furious rich kid. Nothing more powerful than a furious rich kid. Dude, no. I live in fear. Stairs down bouncer. Okay.

This is like, oh, man, the things I could say. Okay. I'm going to get in touch with you, okay? bouncer okay this is like oh man i the things i could say okay it's like self-humiliation yeah yeah this is just like uh well first of all is is this bouncer from vice city he actually was just spawned in the camera doesn't have the like dynamic range to capture how hot the pink is he needed yeah it's like it's aliasing it's like turning into a complete it looks like i drew it with paint yeah that's why he needed a game shark actually to those he needed the extra hue codes that they don't let you get to i i gotta say shout outs uh it this feels like the the lowness of his shirt he's he's gone for glendale glendale armenian

club owner lola known as and you can tell because the tan line ends before the button does. Oh, that's very funny. That's commitment to a crazy night out with the fellas. He's like Alec Baldwin's sixth brother. Yeah, the one, the richest one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somehow. But is this.

Where is he? It's bait, but he's still being unpleasant. Yeah, that's the problem. It's more like a prank bro, I guess. It is. I think it's interesting that the framing is third person. You know? This is Rage Bate as in I, the owner of this who knows account.

It's like a self-awareness that just like proves that it's just for... Like they know exactly what they're doing. It's just like a new version of it's just a prank bro. It's like you're still being difficult and and enraging people yeah you're yelling at someone's face yes and even like best case scenario this guy's in on it then it's still just like annoying you're taking public space at this venue and other people who want to get in are just like having to watch you do this annoying shit there are so many people overwhelmingly

people that do this kind of content I don't think have the willpower to keep it grounded like they're like hey why you want to take the whole wheel of cheese I don't know why you want to do that they said it would be like you can't take my cheese and he gets out a gun.

It doesn't award a grounded scene. It's like, because the content has to be the most hyperbolic, I guess, version of it. Are you ever tempted to be like a little more cynical with your, like, like,

like put out some reels that are maybe hot takes i'm like mortified by my own existence i don't think that i could like to do that i feel like it's yeah no it really that's such a good like spotify artist summary line mortified by your own existence those are my favorite ones where it's like an artist with a colorful like 90s background doing like a kawaii piece pose and then at the bottom you open the thing, and it's like, after the death of Kennedy, I lost all passion. The saddest artist bio ever.

Oh, man. Reborn from the ashes. Wow. Picked up the pieces after, you know. My father's ashes, that is. And anyway, my first song is called Rainbows. Who's the king of... Yeah, yeah.

It's like the story of... It's like an old historical fiction. He looks like brunette Draco Malfoy. Yeah, the hair sweep is so crazy. His hair sweep and then just the structure of his expression. It's very scowly. He does have the high shoulders. Look at his clenched fist.

Yeah. Oh my God, dude. He's Arthur-ing it up right now. When I'm about to act up shout outs to another man with uh strangely long wrists and large hands but thin fingers that i nice to see myself represent i'll say it i relaxed a lot when i realized the bouncer wasn't black yeah that was because i was absolutely i tensed up and i was about to be like what's about to happen here the optics of this are not going to be good.

Because then all of the comments. Because it's now a comedic character from Grand Theft Auto Vice City. Yeah, now there's a guy that gives you a side quiz. I really did not expect him to show up full pink suit. Give me a thousand guesses. I was like... A thousand guesses. I'm not guessing what that guy looks like.

I just... I want to meet him. You guys should have him on the pod. It looks like when you customize a character outside of a mission and then the mission cutscene happens and Arthur Morgan's beard is huge or he's bald or something.

He's wearing a... You downloaded CC and all your mods on Baldur's Gate. Oh, the young Shadowhawk. As soon as I find the club, okay? I'm going to take control of your whole thing. The guy intervening. I love this guy.

What are you going to use the club for? He's like, I'm going to buy the whole club. He's like, you cannot. This club's $2,000. If you do not think I can afford it, I'm going to buy the whole club. Why? How are you lifting this whole club?

He's moody. He's like, I only sell the club in part. I I am going to buy the whole club. Why? How are you lifting this whole club? It's moody. He's like, I only sell the club in part. I'm taking this back to Transylvania. Crazy. Is the guy actually European or is he like normal? I think he's not. I don't know though. I have some context that we can watch after a few videos.

Okay. Okay. What are the comments? Isn't it fun that like without ever saying it's part of your job, we've turned you into an investigative reporter to some extent purely by virtue of making you have to watch us go like what a report of garfield this is alexandre arnaud who's that uh i think there's a french guy who owns all of those luxury brands yeah it's like louis vuitton yeah yeah uh these are his sons but i don't think this guy is actually yeah he's like claiming i'm

the because i think he's the he might be the richest man in the world now yes uh the french dude yeah what's his social place go i like the one comment that just says fake i do my favorite thing is people who write that's not the way for the rick kids to act it's funny because like um they're auto correct like it was just they just mistyped a different thing they always talked about rick was like yeah you must have been talking about rick and then they don't do any proofreading they just post and i need to remind myself that that is the energy with which most comments are written yeah they just fire something off not thinking about it completely mistyped completely like not matching maybe the energy of what they believe and then I read it and give it the most uh like uh credibility we workshop it yeah I know well because I read it I'll be like well this

person is clearly a an expert this uh sought out online fan account i guess just has productive feedback against my looks i hate to bring up the caption on that video but it is a little hilarious in retrospect thinking about how he looks like he spawned in randomly bro thinks he's a movie not in a movie bro thinks he's a movie i'm a movie i'm thinking these bros thinking that they are movies i hate it j Jason Bourne. Oh, is he? That's what I mean. Isn't it weird that the framing is, I'm some guy that came across this. Because if it's him posting it, then the criticism gets directed at him.

Okay, this and streaming have created a type of performing for content in the real world energy that i really don't like i do think that it destroys your brain to live a be at war at all times to just have an account where you're just putting out like annoying stuff and arguing with people not even arguing just like generating discomfort it's like being a drama channel or something it occupies the same space i feel like prank youtubers used to occupy because this has 45 million views like and what did what was it it was like it was like a fake i think it's like uh uh what's the word altercations like um like altercations evoke interest because they have conflict and conflict is good for story yes and and also there's the voyeuristic element where you think you're watching something real and it takes you a second because you're all just trying to you're trying to engage keep the eyeballs and you don't really want to you know if it i do not even know how i'd frame me doing it

do you know what i mean if i'm trying to keep up the fiction but i don't i'm not pretending i'm someone else if i'm if i am the european kid and i make these videos and i am writing in first person i don't know what i'd do it'd be like i yelled at a bouncer that's like the european kid is such a funny handle too based in in NYC. Based in NYC. Jealous? A little bit right now. Wait, okay. Do you have any other ones?

Oh, yeah. You have backstory. Yeah. Do we want the backstory first? Oh, he's with Jake Paul? Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah.

So he's done videos with Jake Paul. Oh, I'm so jealous. This one's kind of- They get everything. They're framed as like, I think outside of these videos he's said he's called them prank videos where he'll prank um like him or like david dobrik oh awesome can everybody take everybody take a bet is he actually european outside of the bit no that would be very funny i kind of don't want him to be european yeah it would be awesome if

he was like oh yeah i go by the european cube yeah hey johnny hey hey johnny i'm over i'm european but i'm uh from the 20s i've been time traveling i'm european in a transatlantic sense I traveled across the Atlantic. French kid. No. No way. That's even worse. Top comment. Jake Paul just dropped the mic and walked off stage. What does that even mean?

The collab we didn't know we needed. I know I don't need it. I know. Yeah, exactly. Right here. It's not bad. Okay. No, no, no. It's not paddling, okay? First, get in position, okay? Like this.

I just wanted to hit like a couple times. This guy was wearing jeans. Okay? And then you bounce. Like that. Show me. Like that. This guy's tripping.

How's that? You need to advance here. You want to play tennis? I thought... You want to play tennis? I came to help you. Yeah, but I didn't think it was going to be like this. You came to play tennis, I came to help you.

And he's in a fucking collared button-up. Those shoes. He's in leather shoes and jeans. He's French. Expensive jeans really does come all the way around where it's like you can get really really cheap they're not great jeans then you get a little more expensive and they're pretty comfortable and good and then they get really expensive and they suck they're so bad he looks like he's like uh built he just found denim and he's constructed them around his legs totally i feel like kelsey the accent was slipping a little bit in some of those lines.

I feel like Jake Paul has become less aggravating ever since he has made a career of getting punched in the head. Now he's less intense. I mean, he didn't make Prime, so there's that. That's Logan, dude. Yeah, I know. Is it both of them? Is it both of them? I thought it was

just Logan. Yeah, I mean, it's funny that he claims to be such an expert at tennis, but knowing that there's never been a French, never won tennis player. And the last time a French male won a grand slam was in 1983. So what? Isn't that just like challenges? That's just like challenge.

All right, guys, we've all just like challenges. This is exactly like challenges. Where's Zendaya? When she's like, it's time to challenge. It's time to do the challenge. You haven't seen it, but upstairs there's a bunch of challenger stuff.

Is it? That's still left up? Well, Chrissy's coming tomorrow to pick it up. That is so funny that you just had a challenger-themed house, though. I did have a challenger-themed. There's challenger stuff everywhere. Happy belated to Chrissy. Yeah, happy belated.

Happy belated to the challengers seriously yeah as a celebration we have tennis balls on i knew it this is just like challengers anyway shout out shout out movie challengers wow have you seen challengers yeah i have what's what's going on um what have you seen challengers you have it oh that's funny i lived it brother you live in this house i didn't need it it's good our management sent us pickleball rackets like a year and a half ago they did what more do i need rich kid argues this kid thinks he's gordon ramsay oh no how does he get behind the counter that's what i'm also he was like really pleasant all the way up until that point.

And he was like, oh, it's so nice to meet you guys. And then all of a sudden the camera came on. It'd be okay if I film like a little sketch or give you guys a shout out. And he's like, I will set you on fire. I think it's very funny just to see him in his like, okay. Now he's wearing, he's wearing like what I would describe as a European shoe. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It's just like, if, like, if you go to Europe, you're like, this fit, he's, like, really got the fit down, right? The aesthetic works perfectly. Totally. And it's so funny to see him storming into a place where he's not wearing the appropriate clothes.

Like, he's just in his, like, I'm European, like, outfit. I assume this is what the bear is. Right, this is the bear. It's a random european storming the area walking in and being like i got trauma another guy being like i got one as well i'm working what are you up to what are you i work yeah i make your tortillas from scratch man i just make these guys they're nice and hot. This is belt. You got to speak on belt. You got to speak on belt.

Belt. Belt. Belt. How tall is he? Yeah, I couldn't figure out initially if he was tall or long. And now it's starting to make sense. He looks like he's super tall. I feel like he's getting taller.

He's getting the lights. He's standing on his wallet, brother. Right. Oh, right. That makes sense. He has the richest family in France. Do you know who his father is because he doesn't i've been looking for my daddy okay i understand wait this is i'm starting to come back yep i'm starting to come around to this because i love the idea that he's an expert in everything.

He's just dressed in European street clothes. And he yells at everyone and tells him that they're doing their job right. He's like a Simpsons character where he's only has the one outfit, but he's always going to different locations. He has a new job every week. He walks into this podcast. What you you're holding your microphone he pulls up his reels he has billions of views my father is joe rogan i've been the idea was that why you moved to texas by the way you want to go because my father was joe rogan hang out with rogan oh i did i have to be clear of that actually because i didn't move to Texas. I didn't move to Texas. I'm scratching my chin, suspicious.

Asterix scratches chin. Oh, that's why you canonically love Texas. I love Texas. Love it so much. Second amendment. There's even a song about it, but it was released on opposite day. Yes. That's good, guys.

And all this merch that says, I love Texas. I love Texas. And there's a bunch of O's in it, too. Just wanted to emphasize. Yeah, yeah that says I love I love Texas and there's a bunch of O's in it too just so I can emphasize yeah yeah but it's opposite so there's zero

so this is this is a little bit about him wait oh my gosh thank god the sun did an interview on the European kid his name is Arish

yeah is he fucking uh uh tackle titan yeah Jaeger the TikTok star has millions of followers

for posting his pranks on Hollywood stars and influencers. Are you a TikTok star? I, you know, don't know if I would identify with the TikTok star label. Yeah. I hate these articles, by the way. I know. They, like, never get to the point.

Literally. And they're, like, a lot of them are written by AI now. Yeah. Which probably make the son less annoying so one of the things that I noticed in even just like scrolling through his page is that you know he's supposedly

mocking this character of a rich entitled European son of a billionaire and he's quote unquote pranking these other celebrities and rich people but he's actually in those places like he goes to resorts he goes on private jets he goes to like these yacht harbors i don't think i know this character he knows that

seems to know the nuance of this character. We all know the spoiled rich European guy. And I'm like, do we? You know, our cousin. And the kind of like funny bit here is he is like a rich kid from Europe. Really? So is he genuinely French? Genuinely French.

Chronically French. Is he chronically French? Oh, yeah. Even though he's parroting the rich and famous. Yeah, clearly. But that makes sense why those people would collab with him, though. Because then they're like, no, I'm humble. I'll collab with another rich person that's making light of my richness.

That's also might be why, like, if the bouncer one is fake, might be why he's wanting to do it. Because he does own the club. And his father will have that guy beheaded. But he went to a private school in Belgium and which costs like... That title is crazy. That's wild. Moving from Europe to the US

to build a 2 million follower empire in less than two years. The European kid. That's like one of those spamming hashtags. It should be underneath. Oh, and here's the other funny thing. His brother does almost the exact same bit. What?

Except for tech CEO. Jason Yeager. Oh, I've seen this guy. He's very unfunny. This shit is severe. Is that Charlotte Clare? No way. Free him.

I think I've seen the My Tech CEO thing. Man, I'm so glad I got out of tech content. Well, yeah, I do want to highlight it's not unfunny to me because it's tech content. That has great potential. He is just unfunny. It's also not like, I've seen like three of those videos, and all of them, it's like,

the joke is not like really that critical of tech content. It's more like, imagine a guy that did something. That's so weird. He's not like doing something like really ethically bad. It's most just like, what if I scheduled my date with Calendly? Oh, no!

I can't. That's insufferable. Do they do content together? I don't think very often. Just holding hands. I haven't seen any. But, okay, maybe he was actually born in Belgium, and he went to a private school. That is the rich. That's like the one, I feel like.

In Europe, and it costs apparently over $300,000 a year. And then he moved to New York to be a businessman. I don't know. Oh, my God, that's such a funny way to put it. Go down a little bit. Oh, no, he's a cancer. Associated with. He made a real featuring fellow content david dobrik in the year 2023 that's all in the associate that's there's nothing else in the association that's like controversy that's crazy so if anyone was curious uh for that for that price uh three hundred

thousand dollars a year you could buy 150 wheels of cheese wow respect of parmigiano but what are you gonna do with it what's one more yeah what am i gonna do with it what are you gonna do with it what i'll buy you it's like but it's exact he is exactly what he's like making fun of yeah it's like an exaggerated version of himself and it's like okay well is this coming from like a pain spot in his life like it's like imagine if i was because they say that you should you know uh you know do what you know or like you know and so he's like yeah we all know the rich european kid and it's like do we you do clearly he's posting it as like uh he's like yeah rich kid yells at bouncer why aren't people congratulating me it's wait check that taxi i thought the tech guy did not speak with a funny

accent uh well here's the thing is that apparently according to several sources um neither does this guy oh i knew it oh my gosh he's a liar he apparently has like really at least not to this extent it's mostly americanized dude my culture is not your problem they do they are pretty like from what i know but pretty strict about yeah like diction and stuff they want you to speak it's almost like the transatlantic accent in the 20s where that's the thing that's represented in media. So it is what people do. I need to watch this. POV CEO just discovered generative AI runway ML. I'm so curious.

This is 32,000 likes. I'm so curious. What is this going to be? Pumpkin on a beach. See vikers? More leverage in your shulaka. Micro? Coin pumpkin token. On a beach. See, Micros? More Lamborghini or Sri Lanka. Micro? Coin pumpkin token.

Daft Punk style. Roar. Let's go. The AirDrop information on the top. Perfect. Tiger with a pumpkin. Oh, wow. And then also, I mean, is this your office?

Yeah, literally, like, why? You might actually just with a pumpkin. Oh, wow. And also, I mean, is this your office? Yeah. Is this the company you're on? You might actually just be a CEO. When the microdose kicks in. He wasn't being microdosing. There's so many little tech industry in-jokes in this. Fardashank says, it's time, bro. Fire all the graphic designers.

These people are so unselfish. What AI is that? The one that says on the screen. Is he microdosing? Finished me. That Daft Punk style really brought it all together. What?

It really brought it all together. It really did. When the microdose be hitting. So true. What did they do? Did they just keep doing this bit? Oh my God. I can't, dude.

Wow, that is horrific. Anyway, that's awesome. But no, it was like, did you get the parody? Literally, what is he doing? Oh, he did one with Jake Paul too. Oh, come on, mate. No way. They must have done it together. We gotta watch it.

Is he also criticizing his tennis player? Because that's his boxer trying to play tennis right now. How are you using AI to be a better boxer? Are from san francisco i am it's just like that was like one of the most unfunny things i've ever seen yeah don't improv with jake paul if you want you have to be a samurai of improvisation to carry anything out you cannot walk him through like what do you think the pre-production was on that oh my gosh I don't even know

Jake I'm going to Oh we're just going to play these characters and we're going to like riff I'm so mystified Right now That I can't knock the hustle Okay well I think we got to the Bottom of some internet

Mysteries here What the fuck What Well, I think we got to the bottom of some internet mysteries here. Oh, yeah. What the fuck? What? Wait, this feels to me like AI. People making bots to copy it to like just steal content. Actually, yeah, one of the copies for the down just has the Mr. Beast logo. Wait, where?

It's great. Mr. Beast. My tech co. we do tech right are you in that weird position i i don't use tiktok because i forget that i have it i always end up on reels or i always end up watching shorts because i did austin sends me one and i'm like that was clutch and then i watched too many and send him too many or i'm on youtube watching something i actually want to and then there's like a picture of the new run of absolute batman and i'm like oh trivia it's an ai voice being like did you know that batman's parents died do you have a inappropriate uh algorithm on account of like it's like i've got music stuff for you oh man i don't know like completely i feel like my

algorithms just like suck i don't get any good content ever you have to work for it i really do but i only get one hour a day on tiktok to try and like form it to what the stuff that i like don't linger you can't linger emo girl playing the ukulele can't linger if you could return i yeah i like i don't know i don't even enjoy using tiktok but i run out of my like hour every single day because I'm just like. That's how they get you. It's wild, man.

I mean, it's very responsible to have the limit. I try, but my password is just 1234. So I'm overriding that pretty often. I used to have an alarm where you had to do a math problem. Wait, what? Yeah, and it would be like a kind of complicated like multiplication and it would really like a kind of complicated like multiplication and it

would really like make me think in the morning and there's been a few times there's at least one time this is when i was in college and i had an android phone and you were learning how to do multiplication and i was learning i was in college to learn my time statement wait if i times it by one it's one yeah go up by one and it was like uh it was like what's five times one and i just threw my phone i definitely took the battery out of my phone because you can do that on the i had that one where uh you have you can uh set it i think it also had math problems living but you can set it so that you have to take a photo of something like your bathroom sink so you have

to get up and go to that and the result every single time was just I have a terrible couple hours of sleep after the alarm starts going off. Someone getting up to go and do that. I'll just deliriously be like, my phone is from the devil. You like draw a photo. You print out a photo of your sink. Solving a problem I made. So you got to make a new album,

please. I have great news for you oh my gosh i knew that you two have specifically been begging for a new album because it'd be funny i know it would be funny for the bit yeah i'll release an album on november 1st for the bit how many tracks well this is like 12 tracks this is like when it's like look under your seats there's a new album behind you yeah look behind you there's a new album how do you feel about it i'm really excited the album is called liminal space so if people like the back rooms like liminal space horror yeah it's just inspired by the back yeah it's just it is actually genuinely inspired yeah i saw you first yeah

it's kind of silly because i this is my own internet rabbit hole that i like went down and i was like i surely could make make my special interest everybody's business. You could be an SCP. Yeah, that would be crazy. Maya, this is really important. Get you and make you watch stuff. I'm going to send you a text right now. Okay, okay.

So just get prepared. I'm going to read it aloud. Guys, I just got word from Jarvis Johnson. I got a text. Let me read this. Can you please go on tour for your new album? Please, please. Jarvis, I have great news for you.

Really? Look under your seat. I'm going on tour. What? On tour? On tour. I'm going on tour. Oh my gosh.

I will be doing a headline tour next year across North America. I'm doing some dates in Europe and the UK too. We know a thing or two about Europe. Belgium. Yep. The European kid. I hope he some dates in Europe and the UK too. Oh my God. We know a thing or two about Europe. Belgium. Yep, yep, yep. The European kid, I hope he opens up

for those shows. Okay, yes. He's going to yell at you. He's going to be like, you know who my dad is. My dad, he makes the perfect music. Extremely long man

scares girl. That's so scary. You think that's impromptu dress? The tech CEO comes out and he just like starts shitting. How are you using AI to change your music? He has no microphone.

He's just getting really close. That's awful. I'm scared of him. But anyways, I hope he doesn't show up at the shows. So immediately right now, because as this releases, this is November 1st, so I can just go to my Spotify and I can listen to Liminal Space. That is so true. You can go to Spotify and you can listen to Liminal Space. And the so true. You can go to Spotify and you can listen to Liminal Space

and the whole album is really good and I'm not saying that from a biased perspective. What do you think of the previous albums? What do I think of the what? Do you like your other music? I do like my other music but those are good. This is great, I think, is what I would say. I'm really proud of it. I worked with a really incredible team. It was all

Mix Mastered produced all the visual creative and everything was done by women and I am super proud of it and really excited for people to listen to it so go listen to it please you want to do the other cameras as well go listen go go listen to it please now it doesn't matter who your favorite member of the cast is they can't cut away yeah congratulations genuinely that, genuinely. That is pretty wild. Thank you so much. I would imagine it's like, you're thankful to have it in your life, but also maybe to excise it and be like, now this is not only mine anymore.

Exactly. I'm really excited for it to like, find its place in other people's lives. Hey, and also get some rest after this. Thank you. You've been working hard. Thank you. I really appreciate that.

Some say you should prioritize mental health. And make sure you're not after this johnny i'm epi i definitely will i'm gonna be sleeping hard once all this is over i'm baby johnny um where can people find you or find any information about you i'm i make some tune on everything pretty much cool yeah well thanks so much for coming by. Thanks for having me again. We end every episode of Sad Boys with a particular phrase. We love you.

And we're sorry. Jordan, you're fired. That sucks. Over the summer, you had one of the biggest songs, We Bring the Boom. We do. We bring the boom! Alright, yes. Very funny.

He looks like he's scolding them. This bring the boom! All right, yes. It's very funny. Look at how he looks like he's scolding them. This is like a painting, right? Like Jimmy Fallon. Wait, no, every, literally every expression here. Jimmy Fallon annoyed. The big Costco guy flexing, yelling. The other kid. Unconcerned, kind of.

And then the Rizzler's like doing the gym right now. He's like, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation.