Sad Boyz - Russell Brand Is Selling A Magical Amulet

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

Jordan and Jarvis discuss the 'subtle foreshadowing' trend on TikTok, we open Skibidi Toilet surprise packs, and explore the "science" behind Russell Brand's magical wifi-blocking amulet. To get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/SADBOYZ ! Go to https://zocdoc.com/SADBOYZ to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Get Sad Boyz MERCH until October 20 Sad Boyz Nightz #84 Weekly bonus episodes for only $5/mo at: https://patreon.com/sadboyz Join our Discord ▸ https://discord.gg/Hw82Dhun4m P.O. Box ▸ 3108 Glendale Blvd Suite 540, Los Angeles CA 90039 Play Sad Boyz BINGO ▸ https://sadboyzpod.com/bingo Write To Us ▸ [e-mail] Use the subject line "Pen Palz" and we could read it on the next episode! Our Links ▸ https://linktr.ee/sadboyzpod 00:00:00 Welcome To Sad Boyz! 00:01:16 Chocolate Chicharrones 00:10:17 Al Pacino's Real & Interesting Son 00:12:40 Subtle Foreshadowing 00:18:38 Sponsored by Mint Mobile! 00:19:45 Subtle Foreshadowing 00:34:28 Sponsored by ZocDoc! 00:35:39 Skibidi Toilet Mystery Box 00:54:12 Russell Brand's Magic Amulet 01:08:01 Sad Boyz Nightz! 🎶outro music🎶 @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank This episode was recorded October 16, 2024 Produced & edited by Jacob Skoda

Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. What the hell is cracking? What's cracking? What's cracking lacking? I saw you like this. I caught you lacking. Yeah, we recorded a pod yesterday. And so today, for that's going to come out later, you'll see that. It's a little guest spot.

But we... Cinema's incredible. Everything's a lie. Nothing is real. Yeah, but today I'm feeling a little loopy. I'm feeling a little loosey-goosey. Feeling a little better than yesterday? Feeling a little better. Yesterday I had a little, I think, okay, you know how people say that you should sleep and rest and stuff?

You are asking the wrong man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how people say it. Liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how there's liars? I think yesterday my immune system was on the low and um i was i was getting the low hp beep like in pokemon and um i needed to like i kind of just

cancel all my plans and lie to bed because i had a cough and i was like breaking out to highs which is a normal thing i have like chronic urticaria but like uh it normally it doesn't just like happen out of the blue but i think think it happens when my body's saying, our shields are low, the AT field has been breached. Yeah, it's making a really loud beeping sound to prevent you from going anywhere. Exactly, yeah. So I just got in bed yesterday.

So shout out to getting in bed and not doing anything after that. Oh, Anastasia, yesterday when we recorded the Patreon, you missed out on Jacob's horrific food creations. I know, and I'm so glad. Yeah, you should be. The good news, we probably have them. Oh, no. I know, and I'm so glad. Yeah, you should be. The good news, we probably have them. Oh, no. I don't want to see them again.

Can I give you something? Yes. Now, for you to try now. Yes. That pork chocolate. Okay, I'm in. So you were in Mexico. I was in Mexico City.

That is why I haven't been here for two weeks. But I just had so much fun in Mexico City. This kind of rules, by the way. Really? So it has chicharrones in it, pork cracklins, whatever you want to call them. I ate a lot of pork rinds or pork cracklins or whatever when I was a younger person. Yeah. It started grossing me out.

Can we land on a single name? I ate them too when I lived in Florida. When you were pre-vegetarian. Pre-vegetarian when I was a little baby. Carnival. I would say it's got a sweet and savory and salty. Sweet, salty, and savory. It's kind of hitting a lot of the fat acid heat.

Hell yeah. It feels like a spiced chocolate more than anything else. The pork is semi there, but. It's got the flavors of Yucatan as the package. That's what's in there yeah there's a bunch of citizens so i bought this with a bunch of other chocolate bars i was like great i mean because mexico is known for their chocolate they make a lot of chocolate there i was like great i'm gonna buy a bunch of chocolate give it to my friends but then i looked at the package i was

like where's your little pig on this package on this chocolate package and then i look at the bottom and it says like cochinita or something like that which means pork or pig i was like well why does it say pig oh well i'm gonna buy it as you use fluent spanish no god I wish nothing in the household? so my mom did speak Spanish to me but mostly as a form of yelling and punishing what is so I can

I took a lot of years of Spanish and I'm fine at it I'm bad but that does seem to be the universal American experience you all took 60 years of Spanish and no one speaks it but the word I'm not going to use an accent

I'm so sorry the word exceso doesn't mean excess in Spanish what does it mean it may mean excessive because on all of the food packages it says oh it does mean excessive So this is a message from the secretary of health that says excessive calories excessive sugar and excessive saturated fat

Wow most like we would buy chips because I also wanted to try all of the Mexican flavors of chips Dorito, but Doritos nacho cheese chips Are different In Mexico they're really much better Is there a brand that's also here it's just Different tasting Regular Kit Kat types They all say like excessive salt

Excessive calories Is that like legislature that makes them do that You know how on our cigarettes it's like It may cause cancer or whatever If you go to like Australia or something it's like got yeah, may cause cancer or whatever. If you go to like, uh, Australia or something, it's like, got like a photo of a,

like a dying person. That's a good point. We don't do that here. We do in the UK. Yeah. We have the, the most horrific image. They just,

they show you like a ghost. Don't buy this. Whoa. Ghost in here. But in Mexico, they do the same thing where they're like a lots of, lots of warnings on packages, which I'm like, I know why we don't do it here. And it's because people are like, get your laws away from me, federal government.

From my chocolate. But except a couple things we do want. Don't you ever tell me that my Sour Patch kids aren't good for me. Yeah. Overall, Mexico's great. Everyone. It's awesome pandering we should do a team workcation to mexico city it would be so fun it would be fun to like go around and do podcasts from various places all in spanish well i was gonna say also there's so much spanish in

my brain and there's spanish in your brain too you don't even know it yeah because loco i just see and then once but it's hard to get it from my brain out my mouth i sounded like a freaking idiot dude i'm so bad at with responding in english when someone speaks to me in spanish like it's like the opposite thing where i'm like oh i know what you're saying and i refuse i and it's not i'm not doing it on purpose I'm not like doing it to deny the culture and I will you know back against the wall speak Spanish it's just an anxiety it's a performance anxiety I get where it's like hard for me to I'm so afraid of embarrassing myself and every time it comes out it's like I don't know how to speak I think that's actually a very normal thing because it takes so much practice of like speaking it regularly. You're a toddler basically at this point.

You are trying to clean it. You're like goo goo gaga. But I'm allowed to cry. And so what would happen often for me, my brain would be like other language and then French would come out of my mouth. And I felt like such a freaking idiot. I've done that with Japanese before where it's like sometimes the wires get crossed and I'll remember the wrong word for the thing. And it's like Japanese,

I don't feel as anxious about speaking because I know I don't know it as well. Whereas Spanish, I have all this history with it. Yeah. Where I'm like, oh, I should be better. Yeah. You know what I mean? When I was like 18 or 19,

at the point where I'm not ready to acknowledge when I'm unable to do things or not able to do things. While at the same time, completely incapable of everything. I went to France with no preconception of being able to speak French. I had no pride about that. I did not speak a lick. Were you with school? No, I just went to visit like friends or family or something like that. I think I went by myself at least for the beginning of whatever trip this was.

And I did not know any words. And I was in a tiny, tiny town. No Wi-Fi, basically no cell service. I remember going into a corner store, walking in. It's the only store they have. Tiny little shop, third the size of this room. And I wanted to get eggs. x we needed x i've been sent on an egg quest and i i like to think of myself as you know hey i'll you know i'll get into the

bit like ah france you know ultimately i give equal respect to other i'm kind of the opposite of asmund gold in that respect i find value in other things and not just being a nazi anytime i struggle in like a foreign language or something i'm like english is better for this fucking stupid like because i was like um the fucking the word for egg in french is stupid i'm like okay it does someone i remember when i was like taking a bunch of spanish people would describe french to me as like span it's french is spanish but you stop saying the word halfway through and i'm like that feel like like huevo like so spanish is so wonderful because

you pronounce everything exactly the same. Yeah, Japanese as well. Yeah, it's extremely phonetic. Yeah. If there's an E, you best believe that E is being pronounced. Whereas in English, it's like a ridiculous flow chart, you know? All right, let's not. And in French, the rule is just like you don't pronounce most of the vowels. French is like, should we add five more letters for no reason?

That might be the only legitimate. Should we add E-U-X to this? And none of them are pronounced? Yeah. Great. Just wine. No, Bordeaux. Shut up.

Wine. Red one. You have one wine. Anyways, I do love French also. I speak French. You're pandering to the Europeans, Phil. You never say anything nice about England. Not European English.

I love England. Would you say, like, what's your best secondary language? French. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. I can speak French, get around. I live in a French-speaking country for two years. I'm not going to say I'm good at it.

What was the French-speaking country? Benin. Benin. Oh, I really hoped you were going to say France. No. I lived in a French-speaking country. That would be a very, that would almost be a way to like get over on like the French elitist. Like I lived in like some French-speaking country. A Francophone country.

Where was it? Like in Europe, it's like kind of near Spain. That's like how you get. I went to a college near Boston. You're a great traveler. I love to travel. A regular common San Diego. If there's like one or two ways to describe you,

I would describe you as a house sitting in another country. Yeah. You're like, and it's always like, I'm watching my friend's dog. I'm like, where are you? And you're like, Argentina. Who's the friend? Messi. Is he Argentinian? He is. Congrats. where are you and you're like uh argentina who's the friend um messy oh yeah he is and he's he's playing in the mls right now so so i gotta watch you gotta watch this dog he's never met this dog he never comes did you see that headline about uh al pacino's child his because al pacino is like

a new child he has a new child and he is like 83 or something like that. Yeah. 78. How old is Al Pacino? He's in his 80s for sure. I'm old. 84. It's funny that I was too young. I think his youngest child is like two or something. Yeah, it's like a couple

months. Pacino, who is never married, is no longer with Roman's father, the film producer, nor alfala but they are co-parenting however from what he says most of his day-to-day involvement is limited to online contact quote unquote he does text me from time to time is what pacino says about roman his child who was like 16 months old co-parenting that's me he's texting with a sick i love this next part everything he does is real everything he does is interesting to me so we talk i play the harmonica with him on the other video thing what are you he's talking about movies i play a harmonica for him i think he

says i facetime my son i think yeah he's saying FaceTime my son. I like to check in with my son. I don't know what this little box does. Why is my son so small in the phone? I will. As someone who does forget words, I relate a little bit to this, but, but everything he does is real.

Everything he does is interesting to me. It's like him describing a performance. Like he's done so many Hollywood interviews where it's like, he's being asked about one of his fellow actors and how they perform. It's everything he does is real. It's like, he's like burping up on himself. Wow.

That's sincere. It's very real. He's not phoning it in. I think that's kind of like if you're embedded in tech for so long that your language is screened. Like the way you say things is you speak in the cadence of an email. And you're like trimming this down, opening single sentence, two sentences, next paragraph. He's like actor brained.

Let me just top line this with our KPIs for Q3. TLDR. TLDR, I'll loop back. I'll actually close the loop loop loop back in and circle back this is such an unproductive background i'm going to reach out to you i'm going to reach out to you and circle in circle back and loop back to to to loop in to post one of my colleagues it's january this tiktok trend that's been happening for a couple weeks uh it's called subtle foreshadowing. And I think it's just the best thing in the world. But this is this is a video we're familiar with. This is setting the stage as an example. This is still one of my favorite

videos ever to exist. I'm so excited to show you my new favorite thing. I had it for the first time today. OK, wait, hold on. I had it already for the first time today and it was so good and i went back and i was like please can i have some more it's making me appreciate the individual moments oh god damn it i'm out of fuel anyways anyways Said I had to try the Baba's and at this time at the little She said to shake it and I think they're supposed to dissolve

Such a crazy. I'm a fat. They tell you that oh Don't go hole in it. Oh My god choked on something i have a guess it is i love finding out that that video was um earnest and then if they like made fun of themselves one time about it and then just went back to posting whatever it just makes it so perfect respect i you know what's nice about it? Is I did not, I never before this kind of slow procedural breakdown, I never noticed the uh-buh. Yeah.

That's a great part. Uh-buh. It makes you appreciate the little details. Feels like watching a trailer. Feels like inside the movie. So I thought something that would be fun would to be watch a few of them and then pause after the first foreshadowing

and then see what you guys think is going to happen. Okay. This is great. From the teaser trailer. Yeah. Want to go down? Can you go downstairs? Okay.

What are these dogs called again? The ones that have like a shape, like a vase shaped head? Yeah. So they're called bull terriers. It's like the target dog. It's the target dog. Oh, it is the target dog.

And is it Wishbone? In my youth, it was Spud McKenzie. Spud McKenzie. The beer dog. These guys are getting a lot of sponsorships. Wait a second. What does Wishbone the dog look like? Wishbone's like a terrier.

I just can't remember. I just remember him being white, maybe. What's his deal? I've heard about this damn dog. Wishbone? Clifford, huge. Marmaduke, messy. Wishbone?

Wishbone would act out important roles in literary history. Oh, no. He's a Jack Russell terrier. Wow. So he was Mr. Darcy. What's the story. Wow. So he was Mr. Darcy. What's the story? And he's actually my Mr. Darcy. Can you go to?

Oh, yeah. Dude, Wishbone was sick as hell. He's rubbing. He's trying to look home. What do we think is going to happen to this dog? Well, I think the dog's going to. So he's slipping and sliding. I don't want to see him.

I don't want to see him fall down the stairs or hurt himself. Is he okay at the end? This is actually a fear I have. I don't want to see him hurt himself. Is he okay at the end? This is actually a fear I have because Dipper sometimes will come from upstairs and just rush down the stairs because he wants to go drink his water and have a snack. And every time I do it, I go, slow down. And he will if I yell at him. Not yell at him, but if I go, slow down. And he'll go, all right.

And then he'll start trying to speed up and I'm like slow. And he'll be like, who's this? I was. I'm agile, dude. I've got grace. I am the best actually. That is, I do enjoy that about Dipper. Anytime he runs up to me, I feel like he's yelling.

Did you know I'm the best? And so you. He also will get frustrated. He'll be like. One time, this is this is i think i've talked about this before because it was like the scariest moment i've ever had with him and we've had some some small scares but when i just got him he was still like learning himself and he wasn't really good with his body and he tried to i had a little um little fence for him to just like restrict his world so that he like didn't have access to everything up front and he tried to i had a little um little fence for him to just like restrict his world

so that he like didn't have access to everything up front and he tried to jump over it and he caught his paw and then i was in the other room like making his food and i just heard him start whimpering and just like the shot i like luckily it was like i was very close, maybe mere seconds away, and everything was fixed, but it was so scary just thinking about that. So I'm always just worried that he's going to get himself into a jam like that. Oh. What the fuck? Oh!

What? Okay. Oh, my God, he's getting... Why? Why did he do that? So he successfully did the stairs, turned around, went back up, and then did a long jump. He's having fun. He didn't even fall, though.

Deliberate. Because when you see the cuts, you're like, something horrible has happened. But he jumped. He jumps and then he does a double hop. He jumps, and then he continues a parkour move. He hits X again while he's in the air. Yeah, literally.

Because if you look at that, when he gets to the bottom three stairs, he kicks his feet off of it again. It's like in Mario 64 when you jump three times in a row. Hell yeah, dude. He definitely lands on his ass. I think he's done this before. The amount of enthusiasm and confidence

like has to have been. Yeah. He went down the stairs normally and then it's like, no, this isn't good enough. It reminds me of like a skateboarder like doing like a stair set. Oh, and they board fucking snares.

They like bail and then they like go back up the stairs and they like hit it they're not wearing pads or anything like just do go to get into accounting or something yeah oh my god that's how you get on the cover of Thrasher magazine it's about a desk whoa this guy's so crazy

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Additional taxes, fees, and restrictions apply. See Mint Mobile for details. All right, now we've got a cat thank you okay so first of all i'm like wire these animals doing these things sweet kitty cat approaching person on bed about to do presumably something quite cute and they're capturing it for the world to see little toy in his mouth foreshadowing is he is 40 feet in the air so my guess is that like the cat really wants this toy and then like something happens to the toy and then the cat like does it pounce yeah because

they they do the thing where they will leap backwards so high out of panic. My guess is they're like, oh, we're in cozy mode. But then something very silly scares them. Yeah. The yawn. They drop the ball and it rolls back onto them or something. If I'm in bed with Dipper and I tap his butt by accident, he'll like jolt. And then now we've been friends for a while. If I like start to, if he's like on my covers and I like pull a little bit,

he will get up and like move himself so I can do the thing. So I wonder about that. But sometimes I'm like, no, you can come back on the bed. I wasn't saying that you had to get off the bed. Oh, it was going cool. I didn't know they could do that. That was so badass. That was like a dog move.

I got pushback on my pitch that I made. We put it in a short, and people were like, you're crazy. First of all, nobody understood Picasso until long after his death. Nobody appreciated Christ at the time, right? There is... Fewer on their level, okay. Everyone thought Einstein... Nobody thought Einstein was hot until later. Who? Nobody thought Einstein... christ at the time right there is you are on their level okay everyone thought einstein christ at the time nobody thought einstein was hot until later who nobody thought einstein was sexy until

like no one still later yes no no they were like that look at that hair i date the pitch in a real we put on instagram people push back against me that on the scale between human being and spider, which is the least human thing. Wait, you have said this before. And I said that a cat. And it makes no sense. No. I said that let's put a dog at like an eight and like a monkey at a nine, right? Or like an ape at nine.

I see. Cat is like a six. That's less spider than average. But it is closer than a dog. I do know what you mean. It does weird shit. You're saying that there is a human to spider scale. Right.

Which is something you have to accept. So we accept that. Okay. So already we accept that. Charles, you're saying that evolution is something where the guy changes. Is this a grease stain or a wet spot maybe it's a grease stain maybe this has been here the whole time oh I see like I keep getting crazy

random I think it's from the laundry pods and I just need to stop using the pods that's happened to me too oh will that help because it's bleachy right it doesn't have bleach in it does it That's happened to me too. A stripe on this one. Oh. Will that help? Yeah. That's pretty good.

Because it's bleachy, right? It doesn't have bleach in it, does it? Oh. I don't know how they work. I don't know how it all works. If it's just grease and that's just detergent, no bleach, then it'll get it out. That kind of rhymed, by the way. It's very funny for you to dictate with a biscuit.

Oh, by the way. Listen up. Merch. Speaking of merch, it's available until uh the 20th which is sunday sunday sunday as of this is coming out on friday friday friday tomorrow saturday yeah tomorrow saturday so now i we have watched witness live as i've made the spot darker and more noticeable. And we'll see over time if it dries. So, okay. So what we're looking at is someone knocking on a window,

which is among, and I could be wrong, among the most aggressive things that you could do. Sinister. I see you. There's no knocking required. So another thing, okay. This happened to me recently at a cafe. Someone was asking me to watch the their

laptop while they pay their meter fine i would not pay my meter and get a ticket like an adult i would take my laptop uh the uh someone just like i was like locked in on my laptop right and then someone goes oh and i i went ah because i'm not expecting to be touched there's a i have peripheral you know no matter how locked in i am one of these like yeah knocking on my window knocking on the even knocking on the table or tapping on the table or something or give up like just like don't try to reach me at that point take your laptop take a laptop to the car how far away is the car it the person was so nice but i always get so embarrassed when i scream in a public place because i'm fucking i just it wasn't like i didn't i wasn't playing it off i just like was startled you were getting the mythic ah leave me alone you know what i mean

like um because i'm just not expecting sensation in that place it's like me touching dipper's butt one time i was driving an old car so it had roll down windows not automatic windows there's a model t you have to crank it um and i was going uh on a road trip and i was parked at a gas station and I knew that one of my lights was out. It's not night. It's day. Okay. I have my lights on for safety or whatever, but it's daytime.

A man, I'm sitting at a gas station, like looking at my phone or doing something before I take off. A man knocks on the passenger window. Scares the hell out of me else with you it's just you what it's just you so he's not knocking to someone your window is a little bit better than the the driver side window but i would just prefer not to knock on the window yeah grab a rain but he goes roll down the window oh no and i'm like no first of all far away, no, first of all, far away. Can't reach. Second of all, cause I don't have automatic windows. Second of all,

you're a strange man at a gas station. Also, if it is crank windows, then rolling down the window, you, it's very hard to roll it back up if something goes wrong. Yeah. So I'm like,

no, I just shake my head. No. And he's like, roll it down. I go, no. And he goes,

I can hear him perfectly fine. He goes, your headlights out. And went i know and if you didn't thank you you could have just said that you could have been in front of the car i've been like headlights out i would have heard you yeah it's like there's only one piece of one piece of feedback you could be giving about the front of a car yeah literally if you're in front of the car pointing you're not saying drew barrymore on the tonight show tonight at 11 30 p.m you've got an extra wheel on the front if you ever see a a woman or any young person okay let's just say by themselves, just assume that they will feel that you are a threat.

Maybe if you see a guy, podcaster, you know, light skin dude, like sitting, maybe he's playing magic gathering arena on his, on his laptop. Just don't touch him.

He'll communicate with you. I'd even say whatever he's doing on the laptop. Headphones are in. They're not playing anything. Actually. One of these high wave. Yeah. him yeah he'll communicate with you i'd even say whatever he's doing on the laptop headphones are in they're not playing anything actually one of these hi wave yeah great amazing i think i talked about it before where i was like walking playing pokemon go and then someone tapped me from on the shoulder from behind crazy crazy i think i just like have a strong reaction to being touched when i don't expect it i me too yeah it's a jump scare. That's one of the main feelings. It's a good feeling now. So let's relive trauma by watching this.

Starbucks barista approaching window. This reminds me of those Oblivion NPC videos where it's like someone says something ridiculous. No, wait. This is the passenger side. This is the passenger side. So this is like Anastasia's situation. Oh, my God.

And this is an older car because you can tell. Look at those locks. The lock is a pull-up lock. Is that Anastasia? This is the passenger side. So this is like Anastasia's situation. Oh my God. And this is an older car because you can tell. Look at the locks. The lock is a pull-up lock. Is that Anastasia? This is me. Okay. This is, do you have a moment to talk about? Starbucks.

Starbucks, yeah. You heard the good news. The pumpkin spice latte. I do wonder if a coffee is going to be accidentally thrown at them. Yeah, is this like drive-in delivery? That this is like a storm? Wait, is this a motherfucker writing notes in the rain yeah it is raining it is raining right yeah he's mental writing notes

what would you like to order why are they making this woman go outside okay we've seen uh in other there's like that one particular fake uh or like faking it kind of account where a star a cute star with barista comes out and then she's like here's your coffee in like a parking lot like here's your coffee and wow you look nice today do you think this may be something similar is that in somewhere in the midwest do they like take the coffee out to the car i do know some places like in and out and dutch bros they come up to your window. Well, yeah, there's some states where you're legally not allowed to get your own coffee. They have to pump it for you.

I used to go to, and I think they listened to the show because when we were on that Polygon stream the other day, they put something in the chat like, hey, Jordan, do you remember this bar? And there was a bar in my college town I used to go to. 8-Bit Cafe or something like that. They were in the process of getting a certain stage of their liquor license or something.

And in order to legally be able to serve drinks, because it's England and I'm getting lunch, like what am I supposed to do not get drunk they would they would have to you would have to pay for the drink and then the server would have to take the drinks over to a third party table just like a side table and then you could go there to pick up the drink they could not hand it to you great and that you could not pick it off from that bar and now i I'm thinking, I don't think that's legal either, actually. Wait, now that I chew on it. They're like, this is technically a different place.

And I was nine years old, so that feels like that, actually. We didn't serve it to you. You just happened to pick it up. Yeah, that's like a sovereign citizen. Yeah, you stole it from our special table. Hey, my drink table. It says, do not steal. I got to get a safer table.

Shall we see what happens with this tree stuff? I'm going to just ride up for it. I think slips on the rain falls over. A lot of it's slapstick, these things. Yeah. What would you like to order? Can I get an ice cream? Wait.

Wait. They do it. So does she slip? She slips, I guess. But I'm like. Is there maybe lightning or something? I'm like, is this a sketch? That would be sick.

I'm like, is this a sketch? Because why would you put her arm all the way in that person's. It's like touching me when I'm on my laptop. Yeah. Also, how is she riding in the rain? Oh, lightning strikes. Oh. she's an atheist and she was being punished by starbucks yes so it was a lighting strike and then she freaked out which is a thing that's normal that's what would happen to me i'm glad that it was a lightest right because honestly i was worried that she was going to slip and fall on the-

I know, that is- Why were they filming it? It must have been a sketch. I think it was. Yeah. People in the comments can confirm, like, did they come out to your car ever? What is this? I'm so confused by all of that.

I just feel like it must have been kind of a sketch. Yeah. You write it down, you take it back to silver. I don't think they planned the lightning. Right. But maybe it had been lightning, and they're like, let's do this so that. The sketch was originally like, what if this happened? What if you got your coffee delivered by hand?

This one's pretty obvious what happens, but it's really funny. What if we guess right now? Okay, yeah. Lightning strike. Pillow in the back. The person in the foreground. Oh, someone surprises them from behind. Oh.

They get hit by a car. This framing feels like someone has to pop out. Doors are locked. Locked and loaded. Rar. Anyways. Jigsaw. Basically, Erica thinks she's so sick with these pranks.

Like, literally half of them have been fails. The rats were actually very creepy. Like, rats are so disgusting. Even though I'm literally being a rat for Halloween. This is like a little bit too much foreshadowing. There's a no... Yeah. Like, there's not enough.

No, yeah. That's the issue with a lot of them is that, like, a lot of them will be, like, three seconds of normal video. And then a whole second of foreshadowing. It's like, well, I just saw the end of the video. It's always the same. I thought that, like, with Boba Guy, they included the boop, but they also put the oop. Yeah. Yeah, they mixed it up.

Because I think that, that you know there's a lot of comedy in the like uh inability to predict yeah that's gonna happen and so when it happens exactly as you anticipate then it's like not as funny and you hear the wait can we keep going i do want to see it play out but by the way the only reason it was so obvious to me is just like this framing is such a dead giveaway it's like in a uh final destination movie or something there's there's one specific one where they're having a conversation they're arguing and then all of a sudden it cuts to a completely different lensing she's in a road and there's a ton of headroom it's either a bus or a grand piano there's a there's a horror movie trope where if you see someone like from the side, like where you see outside their window, like that Starbucks thing, someone's going to pop up in that window.

You know what I mean? Give props to her for this one. Someone just parked behind me. Guys, I'm really paranoid now. Like I really thought that scary movie wasn't going to get to me. Bloody Mary is actually very scary to me. Trivia moment. Mike Myers' mask is based on...

William Shatner. William Shatner. Which, bummer. Like, if someone makes a mask of us, it looks that bad. Jesus. But they bleached it or something, right? No, that's what he looks like. No, it's like...

They actually matched his skin tone and everything. They color him in on set. Oh my God. You guys ever seen that video where he looks like. No, it's like they actually matched his skin tone and everything. They color him in on set. Oh, my God. You guys ever seen that video where he's riding around on his bike in local news and they're like, he's loving his electric bike. Oh, but that's so cute. Wait, I have an idea. What if you were an MF Doom style artist where you wear a mask and your stage name is Captain Kirk and you wear a Michael Myers mask? Wow.

There's layers. Because who's even going to come after you. Right, right. Isn't that, I like, I think that'd be fun. Fellas, ladies, enbies alike, or maybe it's just me. I recently put off making a doctor's appointment for six months. What if I were to tell you that there was a much easier way to make doctor's appointment that does everything for you?

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You had to kill six rats. Yeah, you had to go to Mexico. I had to go to Mexico City and eat all the bread. We had to eat a bunch of bread. Annex Mexico City. We want you to take it over for us. What's funny about this is you're giving me credit, but I have to be honest with you.

I was like, okay, guys guys i'll go pick this up and i'll do this and i'll do this and jacob was like no well jacob i will do jacob is a glutton for punishment because yeah the uh uh jacob had to go into a target as an adult and check out holding the skibbity toilet mystery surprise toilet. Series one. Of course.

Two of them. I want my own toilet. Wow, this is heavy than I thought it would be. Jacob is holding toilets akimbo, double fisting toilets. So just a little background.

Someone sent an image of this to me and it was a oh my god you know hurry up and it was a tweet that said i know what everyone's getting for christmas that was by accident this rushes for so long it does well there's a there's a head in there so I thought it was funny and I sent it to you guys going haha funny isn't this jokey

stupid and you said get it for the pod um these things are fucking expensive they're $50 they're $50

and that is something that we can only do thanks to uh our subscribers over on patreon.com. Yeah, thank you so much. You are funding us buying the stupidest, novelist products. There's no permission by Valve in here or anything like that. This is very much the Gary's model. Yeah.

Isn't that wild? I wonder what the licensing is on. Yeah, who is getting, like, who owns Skibbity Toilet? I mean, the assets, Valve owns them. The assets are from Valve, but I don't know how the licensing works. It has, now that Skibbity Toilet's become such a big thing, I feel like there has to be some sort of something. They're not super duper litigious, specifically about assets, Valve.

Has Gaben ever spoken about skibity no but if you email him there's a good chance he replies apparently you can just email him well they don't get any work done over there he keeps asking me how to make games i'm joking it's a little meme from the games industry do we need a knife or a scissor so that's not a knife yeah it's scissors that's not a scissor so I think I'll be able to figure this out I figured it out already it's perforated

oh my god it's actually easy for us we're 13 and over it's it's perforos god of the forge it's one set by the way so

there's one toilet set here so I'm gonna open this one and we're gonna to analyze the, uh, the contents. And then I can't remember words. I couldn't remember the word contents.

You're it's fine. Your brain needs. I think this is where, this is when I, uh, I, when I got diagnosed with ADHD, it was cause I was like,

am I dumb? Am I, but my brain doesn't work. That's how I feel. But I know what I want to say. doesn't work. That's how I feel. But I know what I want to say. And I know I know the words for that. I'm like directing a scene where I just remember the word I'm trying to say.

Don't open that one yet. I'm taking the tape off. So we're going to open this. We're going to analyze the contents therein. And then we will open the second one and see if it's exactly the same. Because it's supposed to be a mystery. And I think one problem with mystery boxes is that they often contain exactly the same insides.

Yeah, they should say what's in them. Look what's inside. So it's Skibbity Toilet Mystery Surprise Toilet Series 1. You contain one. It contains one toilet container with SFX. So obviously this. Cool. What if there was a tiny toilet container inside that toilet container?

Oh, and a tiny, tiny, tiny turd. The other thing about mystery boxes is that a lot of times they're products that they can't get rid of otherwise. And so SuperDefilade hasn't been around for that long, so I'm like, where is this product coming from? It's like it's a Captain America figure. Four mystery stickers. One exclusive lanyard.

Why? So this is kind of like a lot of nothing. Your school badge? That's the funny thing. It's like, we're going to analyze right now if this is worth $50 in value. I think I can already tell you what I think, but we'll keep going. Rarely, if ever, seen a mystery box earn its value. So do we start by opening the top of the toilet,

or do we open up the base of the toilet? Let's open the bowl. Open the bowl? I'm going to open the top. I think it has a siphon. You do it. Oh. I think all the good stuff's in the top.

I think we should open the bowl. I know. Nobody ever pees in there. The main part's dirty. That's for washing your hands, I told you. I don't remember being evil. He doesn't have a beard, does he, in the friggin' thing? Yeah.

Why does he have a beard? I guess he's got a beard. It's flushing for a while. Do you think they recorded this, their owner, they're using some stock sound? Stock sound. Yeah, I mean... Because it goes on a little longer.

It's like whenever you look for those stock sounds and you don't get exactly what you're looking for. Yeah, I need a bell ding and it goes... Do you think the song is copyrighted? Yes. They can't reproduce that. Well, I mean, I would assume because it's like based on some pretty well-known songs. That's from the Inception soundtrack.

It actually shows you all the stuff that you can collect. So you can get cameraman, speaker man, skibbity toilet. Well, obviously. But you can get a skibbity toilet figure inside a skibbity toilet because it's like a blind box situation. Oh, great. Speaker woman, TV man, G-toilet, toilet plunger man tv woman so g that's just gonna be g-man literally it's like i guess i don't get it arguably not it's like a different style of yeah because i'm black okay i guess that's fine um woke fifty dollars by the way it just cannot possibly be worth it unless it's $49

so this is like a curled up probably completely destroyed sticker this is a figure that looks like a TV man or TV woman these things are by the way stuffed into the fucking

top of this toilet yeah not the part that I'd say is like the toilet you know like the but his head you can't fit anything else in there but his head so his mouth something else i wasn't expecting so much unique packaging this feels like i'm destroying the rainforest this uh feels like a rolled up something i have to say watching you do this jarvis there is something in my brain. It's very tactile. That's like, I want to open. It's like there's something. And you probably know this.

Oh, God. Oh, it's skimpy. Oh, there's a button to launch him. There is a button to launch him. I feel like we should like loosen the top so it just shoots the card. It's the same as, like, opening packs of cards, where it's just fun to be like, what am I going to get? I think that it's kind of like how there are shitty mobile games

that make millions of dollars, even though there are better mobile games with microtransactions. All you need is, like, the tactile sensation or the skinner box of a shitty mobile game it always works a little bit like anything could be in here but the anticipation and tactile feedback is always fun even if it was just playing i bought loads of mystery boxes knowing it's not worth it because i want to experience the surprise of things okay Okay, so let's open these up. So we're starting with none of these.

This just says, the packaging just says toilet, by the way. No, it says Skibbity Toilet here, but Skibbity's in a different part. Oh, it's like really difficult to tell. Oh my God, that's very funny. Okay, so this is, oh, we got a figure. And what do you know, TV man? Oh my God, it's Skibbity Toilet. Wait a second, what figure is this? Is it bad that I kind of love it

um no do you want to open this one you weird pervert uh so this is yeah you're foaming at the mouth oh wait no sorry this is TV woman my apologies

moron um sorry but come on so it was TV woman I thought you haven't read the manga at all and then uh it just doesn't look like

I was that I'm familiar what I'm familiar with I don't know what any of the. And then it just doesn't look like I was, that I'm familiar, what I'm familiar with. I don't know what any of the, I have to be. Plunge it. So this is, ah, yes.

This is my exclusive lanyard for SkibbityCon. You know? Wait, what? Why? Why? Scan for special content. Skibbity toilet, probably. Scan for special content.

Invisible Narratives LLC. I mean, you know, if you're in elementary school, maybe you'll put your school ID in. By the way, tell me, does this look like Fortnite font to you? It does. Like, it looks like Fortnite graphic design. Like a seasonal event or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like Skibity's just been added.

Speaker Man has been added to Fortnite this season. You can buy, with V-Bucks this season, you can buy an Adam Levine skin or a toilet. This is a very funny diagram of how to operate the Skibbity toilet. Oh, just a regular one. Okay, what else we got? I can tell you're jealous. I'm like foaming at the mouth. Oh, okay.

So strangely, so this is a speaker man, but that one came in like a protective packaging and this one was loose he sucks i don't understand in the law he's never wrapped he doesn't this one doesn't stand up on its own because he's top heavy maybe none of them do oh he's oohing i didn't realize um how many there's not that many collectible these don't even look that much like i'm trying to think like because these are my i've watched a fair amount of skibbity toilet where's the mech and i'm like these don't look the right way to me also if you notice the perforations are in the weirdest place crazy it's

not by exactly on the side it's kind of off center towards the i don't know the ball shield the toilet shield so this is these are the stickers that have been corrupted nice that's sick by the toilet nice angle which by the way 50 for this is absurd and i'm keeping the toilet i guess huh i want g toilet and we all want g toilet i need i need d toilet wait can you google skibbity Toilet Speaker Man? It's like an old jazz song. Yeah, that's Speaker Man. Oh, he's the Mac. Yeah, okay, I guess I see it's like Chibi.

It's like Chibi Speaker Man. I can see it now. Maybe there's an evolution. I can see it now. It's Obama. Oh my God. Deserves to be in a toilet. And be covered.

Look. Oh, God. Deserves to be in a toilet. And be garbage. Look. I'm in a toilet. Oh, Sasha? Michelle? Toilet? G-Man? G-Man? He's auto-generated Obama.

He's just... Let's just look like a horseshoe. Oh, it's for the horse collectible. I do feel like it would be cool to have a mini of that speaker man. Yeah, that's what I want. Imagine you go up to your toilet, the lid's up, but you see a head. You see like a bit of a head like that. Okay, can I say something really quick?

Yeah. This is actually a very serious fear that you touched on. Oh. So when I was a kid, there was a movie called Ghoulies. Who? Ghoulies. Ghoulies. And it was a B movie.

It wasn't very popular. But the box, the cover of the VHS, this is how old I am. When you were at the rental store is a little man coming out of a toilet. A little ghoul coming out of a toilet. So as a child, I would see this cover at the rental store. And I became terrified of going to the toilet. Wait, Jordan, do this with your camera, and I'll do this with my camera,

and then we'll try to open them in sync. One, two, three. I think we can do it. We're the same guy. Well, yeah. I don't think there's a different guy that goes in the... This is just three quarters of the package. Yeah, this is most of it. Why would you... What's funny is... Yeah, I guess he doesn't's a different guy that goes in the... This is just three quarters of the package. Yeah, this is most of it.

Why would you... What's funny is... Yeah, I guess he doesn't have a goatee. Yeah. Yeah, this isn't canon at all. But I mean, I guess that's what they have to do now. Maybe he did it to differentiate himself. I mean, he has like a five o'clock shadow, but he doesn't have a goatee.

Yeah. This is later. He lives in here. How's he supposed to shave? Okay, what'd you get? Wait, look at that kid's inflatable skibbity toilet costume on the third row oh my god that's fucking hilarious oh just just wait give me an orphanage you know what i get rid of now if there's a way to buy that uh for jordan for adult size all right what do we got who we, I'm so stupid. Can I please have one? Yeah, go on.

You can have a sticker. No, give Anastasia a figure. Fine. I never get anything. I don't want the sticker. You have another figure. You have a whole toilet in front of you saying, I never get anything. I do really like the toilet.

This is why you don't get nice things. I hate the packaging. Oh, TV man. Is that the same as yours? Does he stand up? That minus TV woman. Okay, check same as yours? Mine's TV woman. Okay, check your privilege. But not packaged.

What's that about? Why does this one have- Is he in jail? Is it because of the tiny little pieces? A lanyard. What a bizarre choice. Yeah. That actually is very, we just have these things.

Do kids wear lanyards regularly? I used to. I used to have my name on it and my keys. The fact that we haven't gotten the duplicate yet is pretty impressive. See, this is pretty cool. So let's see if you can not get a duplicate and then we can have a full set. So you got boy. G toilet.

G toilet. G toilet. If it's G toilet, I will scream. No one's ever said that sentence before. Anastasia has been fully corrupted. What is it? What is it? What is it?

Oh my God. Oh! I got skibbity toilet inside the skibbity toilet. That's a rare. Oh, it's shining. That's a rare. It sure is hard. It's raised.

That's actually. That's actually sick. That's sick. Should we put it on We should put it in the back Yeah The fact that we did get All uniques

Is pretty awesome It's pretty cool It's good Because if you need to Like go to the toilet While you're peeing Extra toilet Wait should we put him

On the toilet Should we launch him We should take a picture Of this This toilet On the toilet On my toilet Get up

Wait are you gonna to launch it? Yeah, press it. It did not have the speed I remember. Have it in slow motion. Please don't kill me. He's got more neck. Wait a second. Travis has a plan.

Here, do you want to see TV man? He's got a cute little face. Oh, he's got a nice jacket. You can't do it, though. Oh, no, you can. He can do it, trust me. Oh, what if it landed perfectly? He's got an interesting texture.

Hello? Wait a second. There's another mystery box inside of this toilet. That would be truly amazing. That would actually be worth $100. If they found a way to put another tiny mystery box inside of this. I know it sounds like we're having a great time.

We're making it look like you should buy this you should absolutely there is no world where you should spend fifty dollars on these these these little knickknacks are they cost a dollar to manufacture max max and they should retail at two fifty three dollars maybe yeah what's that what it's saying stuff to me. Oh, no. If you showed me... No, okay, the toilet is pretty cool. But if you showed me... Me in every bathroom?

Nice. No, the speaker man's pretty cool, too. If you showed me speaker man and you showed me TV woman. Where'd she go? Did I hand... I have TV doctor man. TV man. Oh, she's right here.

I have doctor TV man. I'm so sorry. My lady TV doctor man. TV man. Oh, she's right here. I have doctor TV. I'm so sorry. My lady. So sorry. I apologize. If you showed me speaker woman, or excuse me, TV woman, speaker man, this toilet, and a curled up sticker, and you said it costs $50, I would say you're fucking, you're inside of a toilet right now because you're not making any goddamn sense.

Your brain is a toilet. Your brain's been flushed around. This, people say, America has no culture. This is our culture. Yeah. This is my Avengers, if we're being honest. Who are we missing from the lore? Yeah, so we're missing Speaker Woman.

We're missing G-Toilet. But the fact that we got Skibbity Toilet, that was pretty big. That's kind of huge, to be honest. We didn't get cartoonish Skibbity Toilet. So these mystery plushes just didn't happen at all. The cheat. Oh, plush. Where's the plush?

Wait, mystery plush? Do we get one or the other? Is that? Wait, wait, wait. What's on the back? One toilet container. Two minifig. Two minifigures? Yeah, we got two. We got two. Yeah, two mini figures. Two mini figures?

Yeah, we got two. We got two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gave one to Anastasia. Remember, I opened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is where the four came from. So there's no plush in this.

So I guess there's some other product where you can get the plushes. Yeah, the plushes must be sold separately, but it doesn't say that anywhere. Hey, Anastasia. God, that's horrifying. Wait, click on that. That's on Walmart. No, no, this is on the Walmart website. What the fuck is that?

Remember when someone Photoshopped Jordan? The images are getting more and they're getting worse. Why is there so many of this image? It looks like someone is... Is this image? It looks like someone is... Is this Walmart? It looks like someone... No, it's Walmart, but it's the Walmart website. It's like the Walmart marketplace.

It's like a PS1 game. Yeah, it looks like someone took a monkey plush and Frankensteined a printed out photo of the Skibbity thing onto it. It looks like... I mean, that's me, isn't it? Wait, about this item. Using high quality soft patch fabric.

I call cap attract children's attention and stimulate imagination. Yeah. Terrify murder. Whoever wrote that birthday gifts, children. The last thing we wanted to talk about on this episode is, uh, something,

someone tagged us in online and they were curious about our opinions. And so now I'm curious what this even is something someone tagged us in online and they were curious about our opinions and so now I'm curious what this even is. Russell Brand's magical amulet. These movies are getting worse, man.

Yeah. Libertarian adventure. Yeah, it is written in the, it's like Bear in the Big Blue House. Put it in the bathroom. BB gets confused. Hello, I'm just back

from Narnia where i had a holiday i gotta say i find and i've always found russell brand completely insufferable yeah he is everything that i fear i am sometimes a nazi but also i uh overly verbose uh silly little voice annoying difficult i hate that he's jokingly saying he came back from Narnia. Why? Why? You bet you didn't even go. Okay.

I bet you've never even met. I'm so curious. What is this? What is this? What is happening? And he's got a little suitcase. A very little suitcase. Very.

That's the size of the Skibbity toilet. How long until someone makes a, like a rapper makes like a diamond enc a diamond-encrusted Skibbity Toilet chain? Has that already been done? That's such a trippy red thing to do, I feel like. I was going to say, because we just saw Kodak Black at the Chain Fest, and I feel like maybe we can show them a few Skibbity Toilet compilations. They're like a giant Mickey Mouse, like, chain. But, yeah, let's watch this.

We don't have time to get sidetracked again. I'm so sorry. As you know, airports are places for Wi-Fi and all sorts of evil energies. Think of all the phones out there, all of the signals, corruptible and corrupting. Luckily, I wear this magical amulet from Airstech that keeps me safe from all of the various signals out there.

It also means, look at this, look how strong I am. I think this is making me more powerful, as a matter of fact. Look at that. This stuff is absolutely packed with Airstech. I didn't even bring any socks or toothbrush or dog meat or anything like that. Just completely full of Airstech. What the fuck is he talking about?

What do you normally travel with? Also, I wish I could be strong enough to lift up an empty bit of luggage. A child's carry-on? I think it's making me stronger. Looks like a fucking SpongeBob SquarePants carry-on for children. So, Airstech, I'm assuming... You don't know it? Is a company that believes...

Oh, it's like a brand deal. Wi-Fi and 5G and all this is harmful. But this, I don't think I was anticipating. Neutralizing. I don't think I was anticipating just how there's like a certain subgenre of ad, I feel like, where they hire the person. It's almost like the Drake betting ones, but with even less involvement, where they don't give them a script or copy. They just give them the product and they're like, just record one take. And then it gets back to them, and they're like,

he's talking about fucking Narnia. Official partner of the UFC? Lying. It has to be. Sometimes. But then look, UFC. Oh, do they make, like, sweat bags? I actually could believe that UFC would be full of people

that want to buy this stuff. What? Oh, they had, like like an installation at an event. I feel like, okay, so if they're doing an installation with UFC, I mean like UFC isn't exactly like a brand that cares about protecting your body. I'm like, you're worried about protecting yourself from harmful electromagnetic forces, but the physical, the kinetic energy of a fist coming at your head i just got back from my fight with sean strickland he kicked my kneecap off but what i need is a special little amulet

because i went to the airport my dick exploded yeah computers or whatever you should get one as well particularly if you're planning to go to an airport anytime soon because the bloody things are full of lethal signals airs tech a glorious amulet to protect you from corrupting signals oh so these are the same people where it's like hey you know it might be a good idea to wear a mask when you're at the airport because you know lots of people coughing and stuff and they'll be like what the fuck i'm not gonna wear a mask crazy i have my airs tech amulet i installed the gem into my forehead to protect me from things like that moron do you notice that how they hard cut because it's

russell brown so he probably went like protection things all like that now were the nazis wrong because their suits were very cute i got it got it got his video also i wonder if they're like oh he did this whole bit where it's like the airres tech amulet will help you lift the heavy luggage. We really didn't want him to say that. Look at this. Lethal corrupting signals, but the wireless microphone signal seems to be flawless. That's the beauty of Ares. It allows you to stay connected while also staying protected from surrounding electromagnetic fields. I do want to push back against Thumbless

because they're being deliberately obtuse because he is wearing the amulet to protect himself. It is funny, though, that it's called Airstech, which sounds like a parody name for a company that doesn't do anything, and they sell air. Yeah, they sell flavored, like, an air that they put into an airport. It just says air. It sounds like an airport.

I wouldn't be surprised if, if like six months down the line, someone comes out and was like, this was actually a big ruse to see how much of these fucking adults will, will believe any fucking thing that you pay them to say. We actually gave them a heavily radiated amulet. It really does feel like, you know, sometimes you get a birthday wish on Cameo or something and you can give them

whatever you want, like as many pictures as you want, but they're just going to riff and figure it out they're like yeah you know birthdays they happen uh every year you know and i remember once i had a birthday anyhow um jeremy her name's kate jeremy thanks for the happy birthdays and see it wait they sell a $90 thing to stick on your iPhone oh

and the can you open a new tag for that and then the amulet is $219 and it's of course the top UFC pick I don't know how UFC is involved but they are milking this UFC affiliation

it literally Dana White has no idea what happened it was just like yeah okay Lifetune One is our this is such a fucking snake oil salesman thing Lifetune One is our smallest solution that sticks directly onto each of your electronic devices offering immediate

protection against harmful electromagnetic radiation within close proximity of your body i'm holding my phone doing this i'm looking at my phone to buy this close to my face close radiation when i was first back in the uk covid was happening i didn't have an apartment or whatever i slept in the upstairs of like a decommissioned art studio for like a couple of weeks they just had like a couch and downstairs because it is a hippie town and 5g was relatively new and covid was happening yeah they had these but they had the made in the style of like a farmer's market version why did this is text when did 5g become like such a weird um conspiracy point because that technology's been around for forever 4g's been around for for whatever for forever and then i just don't

understand i think there was something about like there's always a scare about whatever but i think because it happened right next to covid and people felt like their conspiracies became more valid yeah let's go to their technology there's a technology. There's a technology link at the top of the Airstech website, and it says our technology. The patent, that's not impressive. You can just get a patent. You can just get a patent. Method for protecting biological objects from the negative influence of,

but this is just a paper. Can we scroll down? And it's not radiation from science well it is their science it's not science it's personally did all of this i really peer review jesus oh come on planetary association for clean energy i mean radiation exists and so do biological things but I feel like what I'm not seeing is the jump between it being a phone planetary association

it would be great if they had a diagram of their amulet and been like here's what's in it I think it is literally a sticker I assumed it was like a pop socket it looks like there's been half a decade of people shilling gold stickers as scams and this one looking like a weird like hippie thing is such a fucking it's an easy whistle dude it's like this has been a thing

for like decade of like a long time and like i don't know the exact science but like there's not a single like person i respect talking about this i've done a septo second of googling okay this is maybe a good place to end i've done a septo second of googling about russell brand's magical amulet and i physically must share with you what i have found i am so sorry for the journey we're about to take together wow that's a big pack oh that's a six pack for 500 only 500 euros matter of fact oh dude will summer okay this quote tweet so will summer is a journalist who worked uh like does a lot of work with like cubanon where he's like embedded himself and like following these people around and he's like uh i've seen him on a couple of documentaries and stuff and i followed his work

for a while and he is someone i mean he works at the washington post or whatever uh so he's in the pocket of big amazon oh don't get me started but uh i do i respect him and his work uh to my you know to what i've seen and uh if he's posting about something like whenever i see someone's fought he's following someone i know that they're like a conspiracy theorist yeah and if he's posting about something i know it's like it's reached mainstream conspiracy nonsense. Wading through the stinking bog that is Google search results in the year of our cruel and merciless God 2024, I eventually found the website of the tech company,

The Russell, mentions Ayers Tech. But I thought to myself, there's got to be some science behind this. And when you know it, the our technology section gives a breakdown of just that very thing in the form of a handy graph. Radiation source, non-coherent radiation transformer biological object it bounces off of you if that wasn't enough and i really hope it wasn't there also is a whole metric heap of garbage jargon which even appears to cite a source the source is unfortunately a link to a definition

of the term coherence on a russian encycl, but A for effort. That's so funny. Thus far unconvinced of the science, I've moved on to looking into one of the Airstex partners, co-sponsors, co-conspirators, the Planetary Association for Clean Energy. Such a cool name. Now, Pace looks pretty legit up front, citing a link to the UN and a long list of publications dating back decades. Oh shit. I thought maybe 5g is turning my brain to mush. Maybe Russell Brand is right. I was reaching. I was reaching for my gun at the very thought of such a horrific eventuality, but thought it best to check out one of the sources before departing this veil of tears. So I Googled the name at random from the list. An author of We Are Walking in Tennis.

With an exclamation mark. I confess to not being familiar with Mr. Bird's merely titillated by his zany name. Elden Bird is described as a specialist in medical engineering and bio effects. Whoa. Those words always kind of. What does this mean? Well, he thinks disease can be cured by mental intervention. Oh. Of course.

He's smart. Bird has also been lecturing on Mind Drill for decades and has been featured in such prestigious publications as. Oh, that sounds his letter of mind justice sounds like oh no it's a girl movie his letter for mind justice details the mind-altering experiments he ran on animals and himself this this guy i think cannot be trusted i think this guy released caesar into the woods climbing that's why russell was in the woods oh i just got back from a trip into the woods to meet caesar climbing this chain back out of hell we're left with russell brand shilling a plastic key ring for a company whose scientific justification is the most obvious woo I have ever read.

Backed by a foundation whose site a mind control expert. Another list of publications. I don't have a point to make here other than Russell Brand and those he associates with are blatant charlatans, hucksters, and frauds who prey upon people unwilling to do a modicum of Googling. I did today. The amulet can also heal wounds, according to the captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Well, that was a fun read. Shout out to Backlog Reviewer. Thank you for the wisdom and the info.

For the Googling. And for the laugh. And for the skepticism, quite frankly, I actually do believe in magic. It's funny, because when we were looking into this ourselves, I was reminded of, you some like someone else in this space who was doing an ad for dog food and then i went to it's special in some way it's dog food as seen

on rumble which is how you know it's how you know it's good all the best dogs eat it they do mukbang of and then you go to the dog food website positive.com and there's fucking russell brand again and and not only is russell brand showing another product as seen on rumble this time he doesn't even know the words he's just reading them verbatim that's aslan in the background well well well well well well if it isn't you listening and watch maybe watching the show maybe it's i bet it's on your tv uh we might have cut out a section perhaps the section where we talked for like an hour about dragon ball and sparking zero on to maybe a new free patreon episode called the manga moment yeah this this manga moment um we're to check that out yeah check out episode zero no pun intended

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So do you add the... Yeah. Do you add the... Jesus Christ, Trevor. You just have so many pickles. It's like pickles instead of ice cream. So then you pour the dr pepper into the this is foul all right jacob cheers cheers don't like the smell oh i feel like i had a wound in my mouth that started burning

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