Sad Boyz - The Barbie Convention Train Wreck

Episode Date: April 4, 2026

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Welcome to Sad Boys podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. Did I fuck that up by stretching my neck and saying out? I don't think so. I said it after you said that. But do you think it's like organic? Like people are like, wow. It's like I'm there.

I'm here with my friends. My friends also have neck pain. Oh, my friends are suffering. Hey, yeah, if you ever want to relate to the Sad Boys podcast experience, let it be known. This is a room of people with very specific chronic issues with joints and body. I feel like we need to bring back the foam rolling break that we used to have. We replace it with lunch. There's a foam roller right there.

We did replace it with lunch, but there's always time to phone roll. I think I foam rolled, if not last week, the week before. The real thing is I'm not foam rolling enough. I'm not foam rolling enough, and I'm not stretching enough. Could I give you that feedback? Honestly, I never see you roll around anymore. And feedback is a gift. And I haven't been rolling.

I also need to be doing stretching. I have them sometimes at my desk and I put my leg up and I can feel some stretching happening but I need to do like cobwebs blasted off I need to do like all my I wish I had been like educated on it yeah and like even it as a rhythm the same way that you know there's breakfast lunch and dinner yeah like yeah at 11 a.m you do you do your calisthenicic you move your body around do you feel like you can get with all of your body stuff you can probably get into PTA and then they they will give you some stuff I will say um I would love like if I could I don't know have a guy that it would just come and like dump a bucket of water on me.

Pick you up like a leg. We've talked about this guy. No. And then, yes, different guys. So this guy, on Craigslist, they need to be able to disappear. That's the main thing. So I'm wake up, they like dump some water on me, but it's a special kind of water that doesn't get my bed wet. Yes.

And it only feels good. And it only feels good. And then I'm up. And then he's like, and now it's time for the stretches. And then I start doing the stretch. and then they disappear again. And they only come in when it's time to interact. I do think the AI chat bot could do this.

You want like Navi? You want like, hey, hold down Z button to stretch out your hamstrings. Where the fuck is the Z button? I'm a guy. I don't have a button, dude. You know how when you go to physical therapy and they do targeted heat? Oh, yeah.

I love that. They like send heat right to the muscle. I've done one time, actually a couple times they've done cupping to me too. Yeah. And it's not like a normal thing that they do, I feel like regularly, but now I understand the people who have those circles on them. I have a question.

Yeah, it just brings blood to the area. So I'm like, I do love a bit of pampering. Mm-hmm. However, I'm thinking about, there's a LA institution for those that don't know called We Spa, WI. And I believe WeSpar is. Sorry, is that like We Sports Resort? Yeah, you can buy, I need a nunchuck.

Oh, that's the thing that's totally, you know. I don't have motion plus or whatever. You don't have the condom. Sorry, I guess that's... Yeah, now that's a thing that people... Hold on. I need to give us brief history a lesson. Do you know...

I'm asking our resident Gen Z. Do you know... Sorry, Jacob, you've been dethroned. You're a tweener now. Yeah. Do you know when I say we condom, what I'm talking about? No.

Okay, so, okay, listen. That makes sense. They make sense. You're talking about... A wee condo. A teeny wee. I would assume you're talking about the cover that goes on their remote. Yes.

So. Oh. I've never heard it called them. Well, here's the thing. So back in the day, back in the early days of the wee, um, the people weren't putting on the wristrap. The necessary OSHA, OSHA certified. Yeah.

And they were like destroying their television. They were doing like, they were like throwing a. baseball and having the controller slip out of their hand. And especially because people- We did break a TV doing that. You did? Yeah, no, well. Jarvis almost died.

I can't believe you. Why would you do that? I had a weird burp, but I just, like, didn't want to. You said we. How much are you attributing your sisters to this? No, it was. I don't remember which one was. It was all five of them.

I think it was. It's like father's son. The ghost of one of your sisters were. I think it was the sister right about me and her friends. The power of five sisters. Yeah, they each imbue it with a little more speed than force. They were playing just dance, which is a crazy one to throw it to. Well, actually, you're supposed to throw ass, not controllers.

But, yeah, so Nintendo, they out of their own pocket, you could just go on a website and ask for a big like bumper for your for your wemo and it was like this big silicon bumper can we pull it up Jacob I remember we always had those on and then when we started playing we would take them off because they were annoying to hold and then you yeah how's the TV it's we got to do it's fine uh damn oh wait this is okay that's so I mean it's so explicitly it is it is like uh so it's funny because that is a third party one so it's crazy that there's a company still like They, like, made the, they, they used that, that tool that they use when I'm at the orthodontist that, like, it's a 3D model of my teeth. And then they, ew.

What the hell? It does. So we called them the condom because it looks disgusting. It really doesn't photograph well. It did look like that, though. It had these, like, little air bubbles or whatever. Plus the proper way to put it on is you pinch the tape and roll in first to practice. You know, when you try and you're trying to put this on your Wemot controller and you do it the wrong way?

And then you get pregnant. Great. Oh, yeah. I was like, there's way too many holes in this to prevent pregnancy. And sometimes I can never really tell if I'm just being like slowly worn away culturally. But I feel like I should be more anxious about like a gun. Like the concept of a gun. I am anxious about a gun.

But I think about the bad utility. But if I see like a gun service going, there's guns. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, no, I feel the same way. But I don't want to wield a gun personally. And so if I'm in a gun fight, I'm not bringing a gun to a gun fight. I'm saying I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm like, you got me.

That's what he did, right? Hey, brother. Jordan, I think you're bringing up something that is so American. Congratulations, you're American. This is a citizenship test. Because- What is this? It's my gun.

If I didn't bring one. In Arizona with a father who was an artillery men in the army and had a lot of guns, you do get desensitized being around guns. Like it is absolutely true. Like in Arizona, you go to the gas station, a guy pulls up next to you on a Harley. He has an ankle holster, a hip holster, and a shotgun holster in the back of his Harley. That feels like virtues. Are you going to war?

No, they're just trying to look cool. You're going to triple wheeled? Like Zolo? Zolo, dude, shout out. But, uh, like, he says he's not Japanese. I think, I think we do get desensitized to a bit. And last night, actually, I was watching a Korean film called The Roundup. It was really interesting because it's a bunch of Korean cops who like go to Vietnam to find a guy.

Sorry, it's just funny. It's a Korean movie. It's like there's these Korean cops in it. And there's like, they've got this like version of cops that I guess are Korean. And what are you called? But it was so fascinating. I mean, because there's no guns in this movie. It's all like stabbing.

And then at one point, a guy does have a gun. And the cop just walks up, snatches it out of his hand, looks it and goes, oh, shoot, it's real. Because they're so used to people having. Oh, shoot is a very funny, good presence of mind for the cop to say, oh, shoot about a gun. Oh, what does this do? They're just so used to people having fake guns. And it being like, it's so hard to get a real. gun. So the whole movie, I'm just like, this is so not American. Like, I was feeling like,

why are they just shooting these guys? Carrying a bunch of guns, like, like having the backup holster and I'm open carry and all that kind of stuff. I'm like, what is this? What are you trying to do? There's a level of cosplay because I don't deny that there is a valid, like, self-defense case, right? But there is also this like larpy element because it's like, what do you? you think is about to happen. Yeah, what is, so your backup revolver to your 50-cali sniper rifle that you're carrying on your back, that's so that if somebody comes and tries to steal your TV, you can sniper them. It feels like too many action movies where someone takes your gun and you've actually got a separate

gun. Nice try. They don't know about, I've actually got the ankle holster. It's a tiny gun. I do think that, it's my cane, my cane's a gun too. Especially in Arizona and places like Arizona. It is a very like fashion thing. It's Larpy in a sense where it's like

This guy pulls up on a Harley and he's got a bunch of guns And then you later find out that he works as an accountant Working. Working Harle or Harley working. Hey. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I do think that like the access to guns is kind of crazy like you're at Walmart and it's like

Oh, I accidentally I'm looking for like laundry detergent and I entered the gun zone by accident? There's a thing, when I moved here for the first time, I don't think, especially if you're coming from like a, you know, like England is so self-contained and there's, you never like more than a couple hours from like a given city or whatever. And I couldn't conceive of something as large as the United States,

something is like at that scale that wasn't a continent, right? And so when I got here, I'd always heard the thing about like Walmart and the gun and so and so. Walmart and the gun. The old gun. The old man and the gun. Sounds like an AI's idea of a Western. A man hangs out.

But I just didn't. I found out that Walmart, not really in California, of Barry Ray, and the ones that are here don't have the guns. I went like, oh right, that's just movies, exaggeration or something. I didn't like really conceive of how different a state-by-state thing could be. And then we went to Dallas. We did go to Dallas. Seven years ago or something like that. And we, uh, that Dallas Cowboys, uh, plush is from our trip to Dallas.

Bam. Wow. But I remember we went there and I, there's, like, gun stores in California, but like, there's like single digit in a 20 mile radius, right? Also, I, I, they're all in Burbank because Los Angeles doesn't really, Los Angeles, the city doesn't really allow for that sort of thing. But if you go to Burbank, it is a heaven of gun stores and nerd stores. You want to play board games?

You want to paint minis. You want a pre-primed miniature to shoot at a range. Problem solved. Oh, my God, you get a tiny gun for your orc. Don't play with that too hard. There's literally a massive store in Burbank called Gun World. It's very fun. What do they have?

Knives. Funny enough, it's on. the way to a Walmart. Wow. Dude, it's like how Best Buy undercuts other businesses. Yeah. When I was back home over Thanksgiving break, my dad, it's in Missouri. My dad lives in an area where it's like pretty secluded and there's like a lot of deer

that come around like every night, every morning. I have a lot of deers to come around me too. Ladies. Oh, like women? And I kept telling my dad, I was like, I said, you have to put a salt lake out here. And he was like, I don't, I'm. I'm going to have a hundred deer. And I was like, that's the point.

A salt lick as in like a cube. Yeah, yeah. Like a big, big old cube of salt. Oh, a big cube of salt. You can buy a big one leg. Yeah. And I went and asked, I'm in the gun area. I'm like, this is where it would be.

And I asked one of the employees and I was like, do you guys have any salt licks? And she was like, oh, we're all out. And she was, you know, you're not really supposed to be doing that right now. And I was like, oh, I'm not hunting. I just want to see the deer. And so I forgot that that's just going to be what they assume. I'm like, oh, do I look like, I'm like, do I look like I'm going to home?

Yeah, you're dressed in like a, you're dressed like a member of Team Aqua. Like I'm a Pokemon trainer, actually. I understand the confusion. I just want to catch them all. I noticed you're dressed as a toy chika. Are you interested in getting a rifle for the costume? You got a...

Affirmative. You wouldn't even be able to bring your mighty blade almost. Oh my God. God, yeah, I made a sort. My friends and I were doing a group cosplay of the swords of justice for Pokemon, and I was Keldeo. It was really. Wow, cool. Hell yeah.

You're a big Keldeo head. I am. Would you say it's your favorite? He's my favorite mythical slash legend. Oh, here we go. Don't take on the one. They can't decide, Genzi. They can't choose a, well, you're okay.

They want a trophy? Well, then where's your tattoo? Oh. Okay. Fine. Fine. Oh, yeah, you can get through security. I, on the way there, I, it was in pieces because I was going to put it together in the hotel.

Forged it. Yeah, the blade and the hilt were separate. And it got through just fine. And then on the way back, it's all together. And this woman pulls it out. I took it out of the bag so I could go to them and be like, hey. What was it made of? It 3D printed.

Oh, okay. And then painted. Mythrill. I took it out of the bag specifically so I could go up to them and be like, hey, you're going to see a sword. It's not real. Like, I wanted to present it. You're insane. And then before I could even, she like grabbed it and she just like looked at me and like raise an eyebrow.

And I was like, and I was like, it's 3D printed. She goes, yeah, it can't go through. I fly to Denver sometimes because my dear friend Gabe lives in Denver. That's the evil airport, right? Or whatever, ghost. It has an evil blue horse that goes. beats you with bright bright red eyes and he's like he he is there also no one thing of Pittsburgh they call it that what the hell because it's scary and also it killed the guy that

yeah the guy who made it got killed by it that's a really big horse that's outside the Denver airport we got killed by it it like fell on him or something or it became alive it didn't see it so maybe and then his son finished it why is that one photo of its ass well because it's like weird how detailed the ass is? I don't know. How details your ass? His eye is actually red. It looks like another horse's face is in his ass.

It's a blue horse with red eyes that light up at night. And this is at the entrance to the airport so you drive in. But this isn't actually the best part of the airport. The worst part of the airport is everything else. It's so hard to get around if you have a connection. The one with the clouds. It's like they know what they were doing. It didn't cause the store.

That's true. It's spending its gauge. Also, it's impossible to know when it's going to snow in Denver. And so it's like May, you think you're in the clear, and then all of a sudden you get there, and it is a blizzard, and they have to, you know, spray down every plane before it takes off. Can we look up the new story of how it, um, his summon killed him? Yeah.

Um, it does. It does have like a summer. Who is the summon that's a horse? boost boosa oh i'm thinking of um damn well Denver airport also the only way to get between terminals is this underground tram thing and apparently a couple weeks ago there was a power outage in which the tram wasn't working and so people couldn't get to their gates rather take a horse it's truly the worst you land in the a terminal you have to go on the tram to be and then it is a straight line or loop so you have to get from b1 to 99 yeah and it's just you're just you

just like a 30 minute walk. And if you have a connection less than an hour, you're fucked. You're fucked. Okay. So can I talk about one of the primary issues with Blusifer? They keep using the active voice, killed its creator. It's not alive. The wild beast.

It didn't like do it. No, it wasn't, it was its intention. Go look at, now think of, no, but literally like look at how the, this is like the opposite of when they say like a bullet came in contact with a, A child. Some kind of kinetic situation. Yeah. The 32-foot blue horse killed its creator.

A large section of the cast fiber sculpture broke loose from a hoist in the studio. Pitting him. That guy wasn't murdered by the Segway. A section of it fell on him at his studio? So they then took it anyway. They were like, hey, close enough. The sun finished it and then... Dude, I'm not.

The sun rose. The sun trapped the soul of his... father and the horse. It does, by the way, you mean his offspring. I did, when you say the sun finished it, it was like a clay thing that needed to be baked and heat. The sun will rise and it will finish the blue Mustang, giving it its red eyes. The sun imbued it with the nectar.

I know that you can see in its eyes a sampling of the sun. I've got to say, it's, you know, 1992, the dollar is a little different. 300 grand for a 32-foot horse made of fiberglass. Pretty good price. Yeah, pretty good price. Not bad. Now me, I'm not paying that. But I'm certainly not getting paid to be killed by it in my studio.

What did the giant, awful woman in San Francisco cost? They should call it the bluiceifer, because this guy's name was Luis. San Francisco giant woman statue. What? Who's this giant woman? 300,000. Wow, and that's like modern. In today's money.

Today's money. Did it kill its cream? Wait, hang on. 45 to 50 foot? Does it change its posture? Yeah, it stands up. It's like that Gundam in Japan. And it looks like the top,

the point of the fairy building is going up her asshole. Oh, no. Oh, I can see it, yeah. What's she doing? He's just vibing. By the way, you, after attack on Titan came out,

you can't just do naked people. Yeah, you can't do nude, who look a little, who look a little weirdly proportioned because I'm expecting that to start running after me. Wait, sorry, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Go down, what was it? Okay, I thought the name was Dash Ketchum. It's Dana Ketchum. I also said, I think it's pretty majestic, Ketchum said. Me when Ho-O flies over.

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Pokemon. A rainbow. A rainbow feather. Yeah. I mean, you would have to know the Pokemon. But anyway, swana. It's a swana feather. So anyway, they, like, the rainbow one falls and it's burning hot and you have to, like, cool it off.

And if that were happening in Ashes time, it would be like, hoho flies over him and just eviscerates pallet down. Because it's like burning. Yeah, there would be like an apocalyptic. Oh, God. There's huge. So speaking of things that are really expensive and... Okay.

No. When they're realized they are not good. What about like a figurine? Like a $300,000 blue Mustang statue. I mean, it's really good actually. It's a very good statue. Doesn't that feel crazy? That's 300 grand.

Do you want it? It's like, huge. It is really great. You're saying that's a steel? Not worth getting killed by 30. I was going to say also the size of it. I think it's the size and the material because I'm like, I could stack up some cardboard boxes and it would be significantly cheaper. And the spirit, I guess it's imbued with his spirit, which is, I mean, priceless.

By the carver boxes is how I would die with my sculpture. It's like Jarvis died packing. Jarvis found magic cards. You'll be crushed by your collection. I will be, in fact. It's probably. Crushed under an impressive collection of car. Oh, impressive.

I'm thinking so much. Should we talk about this Barbie dream world experience? Yeah. Javis Johnson, local loser with heartfully killed by cards. Yeah, let's do that. What kind of experience would you want to exist? That's never existed. In this vein, you know, like Roliwanka experience,

Barbie dream world experience. Probably Pokemon World. But that's a thing. Yeah, well, only, only very recently and only in Japan. You want like all of Palet Town. Like you want the whole thing. So I want like one of those like um active theater experiences where like the everyone's like in on it.

That's cool. And then I'm and then I. Okay. It's like a world where instead of being an 11 year old boy, you're actually like a 33 year old man. And the only, uh, in a Japanese only in the fuck and you don't speak Japanese. Yeah. And everyone speaks English to me. Um, and I get to choose my.

first partner Pokemon, and I get to walk around and live in the Pokemon world and battle people. And I want the experience that happens in all these video games where I have a unique talent by doing mediocre game actions. We want to be a white guy. My favorite thing about- We don't have to do a lot, but we're very beloved for those. My favorite thing about these games is that, like, I just pressed X and everybody's like, no one has done, you are incredible.

You have done something that no one has been able to do. So you're telling me when I played scissors. You played this rock? Are you crazy? For years. I've been losing to rock and I just, I don't understand how I'm supposed to win. You came to the paper gym. Everyone's only ever used paper.

What if the guy who splashed water on you and then disappeared? What if he also said stuff like that to you? Just affirmations. Oh my God, no one has woken up as good as you're waking up right now. It needs to be more. than just one man. It needs to be everyone in the world. Yeah.

Applating. So at the end of Ava. Yeah. And that's why I would pay top dollar for this experience. Okay. I'm gonna throw on, I'm probably gonna do

Candyland, but it's all like kind of umami, like lunch. It's like brunch food. No, cany land, but it's canny land. Do you mean Miami, Florida?

Seriously, guys. It's like mushroom toast. Something like that. Like beans on toast? I don't know what I'm doing. That's cool, though. It's like beans on toast. It's like beans on toast.

It's like beans on toast. It's like beans on toast. Wait, I want to go to, I want to meet Gungans. I want to go, go Gunga. That'd be fun. I want to meet Boss Nassess. Or wait, Navi land is closed, right? Land of Pandora or whatever, it's like gone.

That was a thing? Yeah, oh yeah. You go praise AWAR for $60. dollars an hour. Yeah, the blue man group had to go on tour so they had to cancel it. No, it's still there. Oh, shit. It's in Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park. In Florida. Just blue.

Yeah. Which is in Florida? Yeah. Guess what else is in Florida. Oh, Mommy Land, which is what I called Miami. Miami. Welcome to Miami. Oh, wait. Remember that? Is this Bobby Dream World experience in Miami? No.

Okay. Where is it? The scene is Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Oh my God. Oh my God, Fort Lauderdale. It is in Florida, though. Shout out. Shout out.

That kind of tracks. Fort Lauderdale, not too far from me. $250. Oh. You get a big holes for that. On average. So $250 is, you're thinking of times 1,000. All right.

$250 is probably what you would pay for like a top, top-notch con experience, right? Like, like. I mean, there are cons that are $60 and are great. Well, okay. So, 250 is like the highest end. What I mean is, yeah, I guess instead of top notch, I mean, like, in terms of, like, famous convention. It's like a big, a big. Yeah, if it's like San Diego Comic Con, yes.

I would expect that. I wouldn't be happy about that, but I'd expect that. But for 250, you get to like hold David Tenet's hand. Oh, wait. It's also like how much it costs to go to Disney, right? Disney can be. that much. Yeah, it's really, I think like between like a hundred something, like 150.

Wait, what can we look at what the price of Disney? I will say that that's the average ticket price. So there are $72 for a single day pass to the pink pass. $152 for a general pass. And then premium passes are 252 to 4502. What am I getting for that? What am I getting for my premium pass? Yeah, dream pass.

What do we get? The ultimate experience. All general past perks, that's true good to say. General pass perks plus. Plus, priority cue for main stage programming, priority cue for marketplace, $50 coupon for autograph and photo op experience, is not included a $50 coupon? Shortcut cues for celebrity autographs.

Is that not a priority cue? Whatever. Access to 2027. Oh, so I can buy more tickets. Stupid. Access to dedicated hotel block. Dumb. Swag bag full of bullshit that nobody wants.

No, but maybe for $500, you're getting like a diamond encrusted. But that's the thing. If you have a swag bag to me is like I would pay someone to take it away from me. Yeah. And and you so you need to. So if there's actually value in the swag bag, you have to bend over backwards to communicate it. Yeah.

And why are you hiding what's in it? Included exclusive badge and lanyard as one of the things. Oh yeah. A lot of hardware. As if that's not every. Offering a nice lanyard. No, thank you. It costs a good nickel to please.

I don't want one that tells people I ever spent. I will say I just went to a convention over this past weekend, and it's one of the biggest in the Midwest for a general Comic-Con. About 175 for the full three-day pass, you get a lanyard in badge with it. Wow. Did you get a swag bag? No. At packs?

But that's not the VIP. It's just, you know, it's all three days. Back in the day when I would go to like Pax. every year, you would get a swag bag, and it was full of bullshit. And then sometimes, because, because it's, it's full of ads. It's full of, like, sponsored. The sponsors paid to give you because. Like a turbo tax sticker or something.

However, there was at least one time where we got like Magic the Gathering sample decks, and that was a really smart thing to do because we could play it in line. Yeah, it was very smart. Can we look at how much Disney? Can you just Google it real quick? All right. So it ranges from a hundred and seven tier demand-based system. Dude, we are so cooked.

Seven-tier demand-based system. It's bad. Anyway, $104 on the low. So I will say that $104 and $72, I would consider in the same tier of pricing. Though this does scale up, obviously. Just like a ticket to Disneyland. I mean, it could be on a, on a cheap day. One of the big pieces of their marketing for this event was this, like, Barbie

Dreamhouse visual, which is iconic to like the Barbie brand. And that's real. Which they did license Barbie brand everything from Mattel for this event. And that's where all of the budget went. But Mattel was not putting this event on, which is, I think, an important distinction. And it's also a little bit of a miss on Mattel's part because I understand you can license Barbie. Yeah. But you have to be picky about how you're licensing it.

Yeah, because even if it's like a flat fee that you have to pay, I feel like there needs to be some sort of a approval process for usage of the brand. There is a, there's an erosion of the brand. And like Barbie, I feel like branding wise has never been in a stronger position. So it feels weird to not capitalize on that with putting your best foot forward as opposed to just like straight into a banana peel. Now, in the defense of bar Mattel, I guess, which I don't need to defend this gigantic toy company, but I am getting the vibe that their slide deck was all AI genera.

rated complete lies. They're promoting Dreamhouse photo op. It's like a Target ad. It looks like a vent. Yeah. A larger than life version of Barbie's iconic front yard. It's just a photo. And here is the photo of that promised larger than life Barbie Dreamhouse.

That has been sort of like the image going around the internet. I'm going to guess it looks exactly like that. This is. It's always the greatest. The greatest facility ever. Because here's the thing. If it's in a, if it's in, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So first of all, if you are renting out a convention center, you are fighting an uphill battle.

And the reason why is because the convention center is going to look like a convention center. And if. AKA an airplane hanger. A.k.a. an empty warehouse slash airplane hanger with rooms that may or may not have chairs. The most effective place to murder someone. The creepyest possible. In the highest, like the highest, like, tier version of this, like, you have the opportunity and the ability, and it is very expensive to do so, to create, like, your visual decorations

and stuff to span the whole space. And usually places pick and choose their battles on how to reform out the place. VidCon the last year, I was a little, like, it felt like, it felt like, they were cutting corners, and so it was giving a little bit airplane hangar vibes. Pokemon Worlds, which was also at the Anaheim Convention Center, I'd never seen, they transformed that place. I'd never seen everything changed. Like, and obviously, Pokemon has like an unlimited market, marketing budget to do this, but they had flipped things that I didn't even think you could flip, like in terms of like changing

the walls and changing the whole thing. It felt like everything was. They terraformed the whole. They terraformed the whole thing. They took it down block by block and built it back. I guess sometimes also facilities like this, like there's so many famous bad photos from DashCon, like a famous nightmare. And it also looks like this because I feel like a lot of what fills out of space like this is supposed to be product tents and stuff. This is what my popopia habitats look like where it's like it'll be like a dungeon and then there's like a bright little habitats of Bulbosur.

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It's a one dimensional piece of plat like like a poster board. Yeah, yeah. It's just like like plywood. I guess there is a slight dimensionality to it. So you can can go in it though, right? This is by the way, this is how the buildings fell in metal gear solid one. Like where everything is just a complete flat, uninteractable space. I'm trying to figure out why.

I can never, maybe it's because the two teams operate independent of one another. It's like pitching and marketing and then fulfillment ends up just being some third party that got no budget and doesn't know what they're doing. But like, why do they, why do they seems always overpromise and then dramatically underdeliver? Don't even put an image of the dream house on that. Just say, hey, you know, Barbie? We're doing a Barbie thing. Go see it. Don't say like we're doing a Barbie,

basically a manner that you're going to be able to go in and hang out with everyone and Barbie's real. This does feel like the commercial versus the, it's like the subway commercial versus the subway sandwich. Oh, yeah. Subway specials or whatever. There is a dream experience in Amsterdam. That's cool, right?

A dream experience? Barbie dream. It is still Barbie. That, you know, is essentially a cafe and then a series of selfie stations. with props and stuff, but they're pretty cool. Like they look cool. Do we have some photos?

You can sell coffee. Like there's some revenue source. Now this. Now we're talking. So I just want to say something. Do they, or ask something, do they call the one in Amsterdam Barbie the Dream experience? And then the one in Fort Lauderdale is also Barbie the Dream experience?

The one in Fort Lauderdale is Barbie Dream Fest because it was a temporary. Okay. So his friend was a. invention. Wait, no. Wait. This is the Amsterdam. Okay.

Wait, but look at the branding. They do the same font. It's like the same thing. Since 1959, dream experience. Yeah, wait, so they're literally like, oh my God. So I mean,

was Mattel just thinking like, yeah, they'll do this. They'll do this. They'll do this in Fort Lauderdale. And by the way, this is how you sell this because you actually see people doing, you can't fake.

Like, you can fake this, but I would be way more, It would be way more misleading. But what happened to the house from the first photo? That lady assumed one of the real house? Did the Fort Lauderdale

would have a website? Kind of. So I will... Always a tell. Yeah, good to know. The answer is kind of. Their current website is this. That's it.

Thank you for joining us at Barbie Dreamfest. Please contact help with any questions. It like hit midnight for the organization. They turned back into dolls. They do have an Instagram that is still active. Why?

And guess what? Instead of taking photos at selfie stations, they promised photos with Serena Williams. Wait, Serena Williams was there? Serena Williams was there. Apparently Angel Reese also showed up. Oh, no. So they... No, you like Angel Reese.

I love Angel Reese. I don't want her... To be associated with this. Yeah. Serena Williams is one of the greatest of all time. Serena Williams got a Barbie. Barbie made a Serena. Madison from Love on the Spectrum was there.

She was incredibly disappointed. Does she like Barbie? She loves all like toys and crafts and beads. You. He's awesome. Oh, wait, is she from a couple seasons ago? She, just last season. Oh, okay, they never mind.

I was like, I remember seeing a Love on the Spectrum season with somebody who liked Beads, but maybe it was earlier. They had mainstream celebrities. So of course people went, oh, someone is Emily Calendrelli is the last thing they posted is disappointment. Emily Calendrelli got sick and so they said, well, can I just ask, I don't recall Barbie having a lot of like cosmic imagery. Why is there like Jupiter? Emily Calendrelli was stuck in space. Oh no.

I hope she gets better. She was on her way to Saturn and then she got lost. Yeah. Erasic. She got sick with loss. She got lost with sick. A lot of their images do just look like pink stock photos slash AI images. I would love if Earth had like a big ring.

Wouldn't that be cool? Why would you look up, see big ring? Yeah, but I don't think you can see. You can sometimes see Milky Way. I don't think you see big ring. I could be wrong. I don't think you see Jupiter ring. If I'm on planet, I don't see big ring.

It's just gas, right? And particles. It is just gas. I mean, well said. I was thinking about how I saw a video of here's what a giant banana would look like that was in Earth's atmosphere that was like rotating around. And so it's like you look at the horizon and there's just like a giant banana like rotating. And I was like, wouldn't that be cool as well?

That would be. I thought a lot about how cool that would be. Dude, what if we could live on Halo? And you get to look up and see your friends and like the other side of the planet? Maybe I can see your halo. I would be nice. Like the great Beyonce once said. She was there.

She could have been. Who's to say? Did you see that recent image of an eclipse? One of Mars's moons, eclipsed Mars. And it was like, oh, here's this, like, beautiful image of the Mars eclipse. I'm so fucking stupid. For one second, I just went like, well, it's always eclipsing it.

It's going around it. You know what I mean? It's kind of always there. going around in an eclipse. Depends what you are. And it's like such a dinky eclipse. It's like not pretty at all. Don't hate.

Does anyone know why there's a thing about supporting the Barbie Dream Gap project, but then donations made through Barbie Dream Fest are not tax deductible. But that's like one of the things with donations. What is the Barbie? I guess it's not a nonprofit. It's not a nonprofit. So if you're doing a pass through, it like doesn't interesting. What's the,

okay. Like you should just donate directly to them then. Right. I mean, that's, it's because it's a Mattel thing. So it's about closing the various gaps of women in various, like, fields, which is cool, like, combating gender stereotypes and biases. This is, like, Mattel's thing, and it has nothing to do with the Barbie, like, catastrophe. A lot of these things feel like they're just, like, their appeasement for getting the approval from Mattel. We can look at some of the other accounts from the event. Yes.

It asks you to choose your country or region, and you just said no. So just as you're pulling that up, we've got real celebrities. We got, so did Serena Williams show up? Yes. Wow. Respect. So she's probably getting a bag for that. Like, this is how it's more expensive.

Did Angel Reese show up? Yeah. Okay. All right, let's see here. It's a very expensive meet and greet. But they do have a big blow-up side. So. I mean, those are, I mean, we know how expensive those can be.

Here we shine dreams. start here. Why does it contain AI generated media? Is it because they're going to show the ads from the Barbie thing? I'm worried. I'm not one to complain. And usually I just suck it up. But at this Barbie Dreamfest, it said it opened at 9.

We weren't let in until 945. And vendors were still arriving and setting up shop. See, that's like one of those. That's like a telltale sign because everyone knows the vendors get their hours before. Yeah. Classic. We've heard this before with the, uh, the book talk fest

disaster like mismanagement disorganization that's like if you went to like a restaurant for lunch and the chef was turning up a couple hours late

like that's half the event you're gonna go take a photo with the photo up but mainly you're going to the booths yeah because like what else is there there's a you can take a picture next to a photo of a house

I can do that at my house a rough sketch of a house yeah there's actually a bunch of houses where I live it was very underwhelming The space was huge and it was just so much emptiness. This was their 80s roller skating rink, which was tiny and had no lights.

There was no way any adults would have been able to skate in there. This was their Barbie Dreamhouse, a cardboard standing box with a VW wagon. It would have been nice, but the doors were closed so you couldn't even go inside of it. And you can see everything else was just a crowd. Open, very empty, very scarce, and it was just fee after feet. Ooh. So I'm wondering, a lot of times they get a space that's too big. So it's like just get a smaller space.

Right. But then if you get a smaller space, you can't sell as many tickets. Is that like what the thing is? It didn't look like they were selling that many tickets anyway. Is it just over-picting ticket sales? Not a good idea. For your first outing. Over predicting the size of the Dreamhouse might have been an issue.

Over predicting your ability to host an event. Yeah, I just think it's, you know, it's better for these first-time events to start very small. Do we, okay, I want to let this continue, but I am thinking about who put this on and do we know anything else? Yes, I have their website. Okay, great. So we'll get there. There's always something there. It seemed like there was so much to do.

This is a huge space. Okay, at the Bartercom, it is empty. Empty. Okay. Even some of the things, like, you have to pay for everything extra. So we paid for $70 a ticket to get in, $20 to pay for parking. And then on top of that, you're paying for a picture. You're paying for every little thing and every little vendor.

Come on now. Like, this is what you get for free. What are the vendors selling? That scene. She got an exclusive lanyard. Yeah, she got to exclusively go to the same area as everyone else and priority lines in the lines of two to three people. Yeah, I think I'd pay $70 for a pink plastic thing that's a Saturday on it.

And I can keep that. And a swag bag full of like, uh, hey, hold on. Swag bags for the $500. Yeah, she didn't get a swag bag. She didn't pay $500. You got to get that swag bag. There's a pair of sunglasses in there with the Armstrong clothes. It's a piece of cardboard.

It's a photo of sunglasses. Yeah. You can take a part in like three different parts. It's a post-it that says Serena Williams on it. Ooh. It's signed by you. I know. To clarify, you are able to roller skate for free.

You are able to ride the bikes for free. You can go to the Michael's vendor and you are able to take a picture. They print it for you and you can decorate your own frame for free. Michaels saved the day for this event because it was not worth what we paid for. And I recommend you do not go. Is this Michael's the store? The craft store. The craft store.

She also in a later video was talking about how her. her daughter, the bikes that she was talking about on that like that little course or whatever. The most fun place to ride a bike. The courses you can dodge the tables that we didn't move out of the way. She has another video where she's talking about how her daughter was told that she was too tall to ride the bikes. What? You must be this small. I'm also like the...

Or her niece. The roller skates, like they, I assume had some on hand. You didn't have to bring your own skates. I assume. I mean, that's just, that's a lot of stuff you can do at home. Roller skates are pretty fun on just any surface, really. They did look at the floor and go,

you could probably skate on this. Yeah, I don't know. You can probably figure it out. At least the roller skates are kind of Barbie themed. I'm sure she has a bike. My niece told she was too tall to use the bikes at a Barbie Dreamfest event. She was nine feet tall.

So this one's a little bit on there. She's a 32-foot horse. Yeah. And she did murder the vendor. Never did it advertise any height requirements. They're too small for you, but the roller skate will be able to... She is, that is a little girl. That is a child.

If you're that much smaller than that, I kind of don't want you to put you on a bike. I don't know if that's safe. This seems silly. How old is that size? Yeah, you're, sorry, you're gigantic, okay? You don't fit inside of my hand. What are you? About 10?

Come on. Get out of here. What are you? doing here go do your taxes yeah yeah and it's just like why wouldn't you also just have a few bigger bikes for they should have adult bike i don't know what it is the visual of like a little girl getting turned away from this like already horrible experience like it boils my blood that is like dystopian that's so sad inside of this airplane hanger oh at least she's at least this i mean i'm sure this lady's getting paid a dollar to do this

yeah she would have said when we signed up that you have to be a certain height you know As what, she was really looking forward to riding the bike. I know. Because there's literally nothing else to do. She was looking forward to standing on this pole. Also, she's, maybe I'm crazy. She's not too big to ride the bike. It's just that someone somewhere decided what the height requirement was

at the last minute for some sort of safety or regulation reason. In fact, just take the money that you spent on this height measuring thing. Buy an extra big bike. Get a different bike. Yeah, we can get it, and then our bike for giants is right. Yeah, so the company that put this event on... Nightmare Part 1. Mischief Management.

Oh, my God. That's a Harry Potter reference. That's a Harry Potter reference. And there's nothing wrong with referencing Harry Potter, but... Don't know if I'd choose to do it. Well, what I was going to say is they chose a very funny phrase given to this event. Yeah, that's true. Once I scam people, mischiefs.

Nailed it. Two of their slogans that they have on their... the front page of their website are harnessing the power of fandom, and we know fandom, we know fans. They're based. That's written by AI. Yeah. Wait, hold on.

Did they say, if you scroll down, there's a little paragraph. They say 15 years. For more than 15 years, mischief management has produced events and media that speak to the vibrant and passionate fan communities and pop culture and entertainment by embracing the energy within fan communities. We can create a more exciting world together. And how many did they list above? I believe it's three.

There are three events that they have listed on their website. Nice. Barbie Dreamfest, BroadwayCon, and EnchantaCon. I'm not familiar with any of these. You haven't been to Bobby Dreamfest? No. Oh, we just missed it. Our story.

Wait, yeah. I would like, see, the thing is, here's where you tell me, like, a little bit about the events that you've hosted. Oh, look. Get away from him. He's evil. They do have a Wikipedia. He does not like the Marauders. I mean.

Oh, they. This is Enchance. So that's like maybe a Harry Potter adjacent thing because it's kind of got that font. That's so mysterious. Wait, is that what that's it? I thought what fuck does those know? I don't know. Oh, it's leaky con.

Wait, do they do leaky con? Is that leaky con? They do leaky con. Oh my God. It's the leaky con people. The hell is leaky con. It's a Harry Potter convention. Why is it called leaky con?

The leaky cauldron. It's, uh, it guys, okay, this is, I'm going to push back on this. Leaky. It's, this is, this is old, this is old school. There's just so many, there's so many words associated with Harry Potter to go with Leaky. Yeah, yeah. Creature. Yeah.

That, that is it. I, as a former member of the Harry Potter fan community, I'm familiar with Leaky Khan. The Leaky Caldron was a fan website, right? Yeah. This is like, this is, we're going back to my Muggle cast days. Mm-hmm. You can't say that word, bro. This is in, like, early 2000s.

Oh, Paralex question. growing. Wow. Now this, see, these two from EnchantaCon and Broadway con, those seem like much easier premises to like deliver on because it's kind of established, right? Get a bunch of people from Broadway. Do the show, big showcase, do have a stage, blah, blah, blah. But to be completely honest with you, I just don't think the Bobby thing should have been a convention. Well, I can totally, again, we've seen the Amsterdam one and that all makes sense. Where's the in the It seems like it's mainly a photo op, though, right? Well, can we look at the Amsterdam one?

Because it seemed like there was a couple different activities, but I'm not sure where... There's like a cafe, and then there's like a bunch of like... If you go to their Instagram... Because you remember... You know what the... What would have made sense for something like this

is, do you ever go to the museum of ice cream? Yes. Like that type of... That's essentially what the Instagram one is. I was at Barbie con. I mean, there's tons... Yeah, I mean, especially in L.A., there's just tons of... of like basically an Instagram location.

Exactly. All you need is an Instagram location. Oh, no, I can read it in Amsterdam's. Also, you can see some on their Instagram some of the food that they sell. And it looks okay. Who knows if it's as good as it looks. Okay, this is written in Absidemi's hurdy-gurdy-gurdy-bird-gurdy-gurdy-word.

It does look like it's mostly like photo-offs. Yeah, you walk through life-size. replicas of play sets yeah the thing is it requires like artistry to put on yawn pass it's just like well made like photos

I mean this is this makes sense but this is definitely like more expensive to do than what they did then make a shack yeah well they didn't even make the shack plus they have this only costs $25 it's open year round or 25 euros it's like always always always

I assume it's like a walkthrough type experience so you don't get very long in there, I assume. Okay. I mean, look, this obviously is a successful event and it looks like a thing that you would want to be at. But it is like, you know, there's no vendor hole or it's like a static project, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The goal of, I feel like there's so many con horror stories that I just, to this day, I don't understand why that is the default that people go for. The thing about the knowing it's the Leaky Con people, I'm like, business cannot be booming right now for that for that vibe. So they've done LeakyCon, Broadway Con, GeekyCon, Con of Thrones.

GeekyCon is when it's like, okay, you've heard of LeakyCon, but now I'll try to make it general. Wait, Con of Thrones? Yeah, they didn't, yeah. That's not a pun. What about Game of Con? Game of con. That's a, what con artist. A con of ice and fire.

A con of ice and fire. That's something. Where you put some peanut butter inside of a con? But you please it. A con. Actually, it originated as a con of ice and fire. First held in Nashville, Tennessee.

This is all from Wikipedia. It's like Westeros. Wester con. Yeah, call it that. Conteros. Ned Con. Kesteros. Calling it an interactive dream house

and calling it large. than life. I guess if I kick it. I feel like it's just like... That's not true. It's interactive if you just... It's also smaller than life. It's way too small.

Too small for children. It's like Roche's house. And the one in Amsterdam is actually interactive because you could climb up it and slide down the slide. No, no, I mean the one in in Florida's interactive. You can bite it. You could lick it.

You could like shake it. You could stand in front of it. You might be able to get COVID if you're shaking enough hands. Yeah, you can not ride a bike. Looks really good though. I can believe we missed it. I know. They sent waivers so we could sign to write those little bikes.

This is the little bite thing. The first thing I noticed there's a lot of empty space. They advertised the rolling skate, like the roller shoes, crace, roller skating thing pretty hard, but it's literally like a little square. There's... What the hell is that big that? You know, some vendors, a couple vendors. We walked through earlier.

Not a lot of the vendors are even selling Barbie stuff or little things. Yeah. What kind of vendors, because you have to have the license to sell something Barbie related. So what are the vendors even do? I guess the craft one makes sense. Yeah, I think there was one part on their website where they're saying that, like, the page doesn't really work anymore, but that they had stuff for like Barbie collectors. Oh, I'm sure.

I mean, oh, I see. It's like insanely overpriced resale stuff or like collectory prices. I'm wondering, do we have anything about the celebrity meat stuff? Serio always receives icon award at Barbie Dream Fest. Oh, why do they have a panel? What is this? I seem you just take a photo with them, I thought. It really feels like an event that was made by people that heard about events.

not someone with 15 years of experience it feels like okay so what's at a con stage doing these things and yeah it's it seems crazy to have so many years of experience with events and do this can we play this and don't be afraid to go for whatever wild dream you might have or whatever it is you know just just go forward believe in you and and strive to do your best and i think that's what it's all about and um The sky is the limit, and it's going to take forever to get to the sky, so that's your limit. So one thing that's funny to me is that they can never pan too far because you run out of the balance. It feels like it's like it works just in frame, and the second they go out, you realize it's like they're in a giant empty room.

Yeah, you'll show like, it's like on a sitcom, you'll see the boom mic operator. I just found a TikTok that said, so Serena Williams, like, kind of was in. in conversation with someone else. And then you could get a photo op with her. You had to pay an additional $379.75. What is an incredibly specific price. Yeah. It is always funny.

I know obviously she'd put so much work into her career and is praised rightly so for that. But it is always funny to be specifically when athletes talk about, you can just go for whatever you want with enough hard work, you can achieve it. I'm like, okay, but not tennis. You've got to also be like predator naturally, physically down with it. You've also got to be doing it from like a pretty young age.

Your window to be an Olympian sometimes closer. It's getting pretty thin. For us, now we're, as the kind of physical instruments we are, could probably get into this. Well, I'm thinking I could probably get into tennis. I would probably just run over to where the ball is and hit it back. I would probably just look down Carlos Alcaraz and say, it's my ball, boy. Stop.

Don't sweet. Don't do that. And my sheer aura would stop. I'm cold in his tracks. Crush him with a charisma role. Yonik's sinner would be, they call him Yonik Saint after I'm done with him. Because like now he's nicer.

Yeah. He's like nicer. Yeah, exactly. Now knowing that this isn't their first event, you know, they've done events before. They did damp con. It actually makes me think, it's a little wet.

They went into it with too much confidence. And they should have scaled down quite a bit. But they like literally just had, get one piece of the thing that's at the episode one. Right. Amulate one piece of that, the slide. Or I guess just like, I do worry. A smaller space is always the key.

I feel like I'm watching like the result of, this isn't something that exists, but it feels like an influencer was like, guys, the newest way to make money is to do a con. You barely have to do anything. And you charge everyone $100 for the tickets. Coming to Netflix, the con con. April Fool's tour, in it.

Oh, gosh, it is while we're recording. Hey, I like you. Oh, come on, man. Gotcha. Can we do the same thing for Angel Reese? Just look at their tagged. I'm mostly just like curious what environments they put them in. Like the fact that we can only find one the Sharino-Aams thing,

it's probably because no one wanted to spend $400 on the phone. Yeah, good point. Maybe if you got tags, she removed at the tag. So Angel Reese is invited, I have to assume, because she has the nickname of Bayou Barbie. Is that right? Oh, no tags. Oh, she's not allowed tag.

She probably turned off her tags, which makes sense. Probably wise. But you could probably find on TikTok her just being hashtaged. I mean, because you probably think it's going to be cool. You get invited along to that thing. You know, bug movie was pretty great. I bet the con will be cool. They're like, here's some hay.

He sprinkled some hay on the ground. What the effect? I do like that the guests wore like a nice pink thing. Yeah. I also enjoy that they keep them behind a tarp. I also, so Angel Reese being a professional basketball player, it is funny to see Angel Reese next to the backdrops where she is as tall as the backdrops.

Like obviously they're built for children, I guess, but... This isn't to blessings. I think it's important for you to take every L on the chin and turn into a positive and make it a blessing. I'm just so happy and grateful and graceful that I was able to experience everything in life that I have experienced from the negative to the positive because it has shaped me into the woman that I am today.

I thought she said shit. I thought she had died because that shit got me to the word. Because that shit got me here. Debunked, what the hell? Debunked the truth about Barbie Fest. Was it bad? What's up, gamers?

I am the guy and I'm here to talk about the stuff. Oh, what about? Okay, I'm gonna get a green screen background, guy doing the millennials zoom, kind of floating in front of it. Yeah, well, there's not even a guy, I guess. I see, okay, I think I understand what this is now.

Oh, pro fan. This is the truth about Angel Recep, This person is a W fan and they're talking about. Oh, it is. Hey, there we go. Yeah. Green screen guy. And how he's not hitting the millennials over. Ultimately embarrassed.

It was 15 to 20 people only that showed up. Oh, damn. What? Nobody was there. She ought to be embarrassed. She should be embarrassed. Oh, no, no, no. He's talking about the haters.

He's saying they're saying this. They're saying she should be embarrassed. She shouldn't be embarrassed. Why didn't she construct a bigger house with her own hands? Thank you for joining us. Please contact help. Yeah. So I think he's saying, people are saying this, people are saying that.

I'm going to debunk that. I think that's what he's saying. Yeah. Can we, I'm going to email help at Bobbydreamfest.com. Just be like, help me. Need help with anything? Yeah, I'm doing my taxes. One of my babies stepped on a sticker and got stuck to her foot.

And she just went, help. Help. I guess I'm a little annoyed because I'm now starting to see that people are doing that. People love to, like, hate on Angel Reese. And so they're, like, being like, no one showed up. It was a flop. It's like, okay. It's like when a Bree Larsson did a bad movie,

like, this fucking idiot made a bad movie. Not was in one. Yeah. It was like an actor from a movie. Anyway, shout out Serena. Shout out Angel. Shout out Bobby. Come on the show.

Oh, well, I would die if Angel Reese was here. I love her so much. Well, then come on the show immediately. Wait, don't try and kill me. Angel, come. Quick. There's no time to explain. There's no time. There's no time to explain. Get over here. I just turned into a skeleton and then dust and then blow away. That would be so sick.

April fools. April fools. We got you. We tricked to you into thinking we were going to kill you or make you die. No, just kidding. Angel come out. This blast away like sell. I'm not like I'm on Indiana Jones. Like you're a big guy that wakes Travis up in the water and then turns it to Does it disappears?

Fuck, that does sound good. He doesn't turn into dust because I have to clean that up. He just disappeared. He just disappears. Into his dimension. He goes into a different dimension where ostensibly there's another version of me that he's helping out. He's helping me out. What else we got on the topic list?

Okay, what is there to say about the Christy-Nome husband thing? Christy-known has a husband. Has a husband. His name is Brian, but it's spelled with an O. You know what's so funny. Me and my friends were watching a movie together on Disseye. chord and we're talking about the situation and we just kept calling him Mr. Cristino. Which I like.

And now I am refusing to know his name. You're refusing to know him? Hardly? So what's Christine know him do again? I mix her up with what's her face. Well, she was recently fired. She no longer has a job. But she used to.

Christine-O-M is the one whose clan. Yeah, Christy, Lynn, Arnold. She was the Secretary of Humble and Security. Right. But then she went sick homoed. But she got fired because they were using her as a scapego. Yeah. An escapego.

I will say that. So she got fired because she spent all this money without Trump's approval. And then Trump, I mean, this is how it looks, I will say. So who knows if this is actually how it went down. And then Trump. basically found out, I think he got asked about it and he didn't know.

And then he got mad. He got deal embarrassed. He got deal embarrassed. There's one martial art. And also, no one's got job security because it's like, you have to look at him the wrong way

and he'll find. I mean, she was just the, it was like, she was just like a lamb that he was like, I guess we could sacrifice it. I don't really care. She was thrown under the bus

for a few different things. The, like, they wanted to make it seem like uh, they were doing it because of her response to the murders during the ICE raids. She could be the focal point of that. And now it's like, oh, like, we mended it.

We got rid of that person that made that happen. Reports recently emerged that she was having an affair with her subordinate Corey Lewandowski. Oh, I've heard about this. And so now people are saying she was kind of preemptively fired in order to avoid scandal because Trump's camp knew about both Cory Lewandowski and the boob stuff. I feel like they have. Which we have yet to talk about. We will talk about it.

But I want to again talk once more about Chrissy Nome's public record, which is the $144 million that she allegedly spent, wasn't that for like an advertising thing for like ice or... It's a commercial that's for reminding the American public that she exists that we'll come and get you if needed. It's one of the most like... I've seen it at the airport. When you come to LAX, it says, welcome to America. She's on a horse. It's this.

It's this motion. It's like, I'm playing, I'm playing. Look, she's on a horse playing. I can't remember, I think on SNL, they said, Reagan. Playing cosplay as Jesse from Toy Story. She's kind of bad though. And she's kind of like, welcome to America.

We'll get you. It is that. It is. It is. Because it has almost the coding of like a pro immigrant message for the first like 15 seconds. Yeah. And anybody's welcome here and I find the country of the free. Now tread lightly.

What universe? Is this that expensive? I know. We could shoot this for free. I think it was a whole like promotional campaign. Yeah. It was a whole laundering process. Yeah.

Fascinating. And then also a bunch of airports refused to play the video. To cringe. And that caused a whole. Okay. So now we can talk about the boobs. So it...

You just jump into it. A sex worker, I'm pretty sure, if my sources are correct, leaked a bunch of photos. of Mr. Christie Gnome, he essentially paid this sex worker to look at pictures of him with fake boobs on. To look at them. And interact kind of, you know, maybe this sex worker, you know, maybe there were some cam stuff that was happening. I'm moving around the slide pieces in the Resident Evil puzzle.

So he. Chirib key He paid the sex worker To look at the photos No no no That like videos photos internet We don't we don't know the extent to what they had together They were in some sort of trist

They were in some sort of exchange Exchange but but but like Devilish death so they became you know Because like if you're like talking to someone you might You know like if I'm if I'm dating someone Which you know six one by the way put a other pill

nice practice that then I you I may send you you may get some like honestly photos I may not want to get out me in a top hat you dress as the penguin me dresses the penguin from Batman oh god eating fish like he does in that one scene me eating a fish sandwich like these are things

that you're going to get a photo of me if we're dating different sandwich but there's a number of sandwiches I eat on a monthly basis and you might get photos of me eating you don't want to get out And if that, and it could ruin me if those things were to get out. It kind of looks a lot like those public photos you have of your penis. Well, that, who cares?

Maybe the, maybe the, um, I mean, it's like, images of YouTube doing a thumbnail posing for thumbness. Oh, I would so much rather my penis was published than a video of us doing thumbnails. I mean, I think, I think my lucky stars every day that the photos of me with my gigantic breasts are posted and not the ones where I'm posing for thumbnails. It would genuinely the devil's gambit, dude. If Jacob threatened me to either release a photo of me doing thumbnails, Brian, Breon, Noam is...

Hardly Noem. Like, likes to engage and, like, putting on some big boobies and taking photos. And it's like, who can't... And other kind of... So the media's calling it cross-dressing. I don't actually know what to call this, because... Yeah. Who knows what this man's goals are?

Maybe it's just a fetish, maybe. Well, it's, it's one of these instances that does happen, seem to happen a lot, where someone who is involved with the restriction and the marginalization of someone's like rights and abilities to like present themselves as they are, actively suppressing it. Anyone it is engaging in some of the behaviors that they would call heinous and want to repress. Yes. And it's hypocritical. It's like, it's like repressive and by definition, I guess.

And it's one of those situations where I just, you just want to step back and say, if we were all just more accepting of one another, these and didn't consider these things problems, then there wouldn't be an issue. But because they want to wield power, it's rules for the and not for me. I want to wield with an iron fist under the guise that I'm protecting. some sort of moral, I have some sort of moral imperative to prevent you from expressing yourself because of my religion or because of my whatever. I'm like compensating for the fact that I'm actually on a very deep level going against

the ways I was raised and the things that I feel intuitively, I'm going to comp, I'm going to do the thing, but then I'm going to get enough heaven points back by reducing a thousand people's ability. Like talking about being trans as if it's like this. this ideology of transgenderism and stuff like that. And then in the same breath, like being married to someone who's practicing gender performance. Like, can we watch a Instagram reel from a comedian named Dylan McKeever, who I love? But we're supposed to be the funny ones.

You don't like that? She's trans. Okay. You win this round. She talks about this in a way that I'm like, yes, so spot on. Oh, but yeah, but before, I mean, I guess we said he, there's a bunch of photos of Brian Nome with big boobies. Everyone's making memes about it.

Christy Noem responded and said she was like blindsided by this news. Yeah, she essentially confirmed like that it's true. And then Trump, she confirmed that it's true, but then also was like, and I didn't know a thing about it. I never heard of it. But it is completely true. I can verify. and I have no idea we can verify it. And we have never had an agreement

that I could sleep with Corey Lewandowski and you could do your boobindowski. You can sleep with Corey Boobendowski. We should have known by his name. Boob Endowedski. This is what happens when you don't let trans people transition. They turn into a deeply closeted

cross-dressing bim bimification fetish pay pig slut. Jesus. Bars. Q-T-E. B-A. L-L. I would not.

I wouldn't be able to hit that. Like, that's like, that's like watching Let Me Solo her. Do you, Melania? No, hit run. Jesus Christ, I keep saying the name wrong. Because it's so close to Millennia. Millennia, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, pow, pow, pow, pow.

Now that there's anything wrong with that. And sure, this could just be a cross-dressing fetish, but as a trans person, this would have been me if I had never come out. This is the future conservatives want for trans people. You never come out. You repress all of your gender feelings into this dime, of shame that only shines in clandestine online purchases of synthetic wigs and breastplates and women's lingerie, all of which you feel so guilty about you burn and repurchase every three

months. They want your identity to be buried so far underground that your only option is to pay a six worker $14 a minute to affirm your femininity. God bless him. It's like a paying off like a karmic debt. It's someone being like who's like it's like it's like they are treating their desires and self and instigues as an addiction. They're re-engineering. The demons have returned. I need to excise them. It's fucked up.

And then, hey, anybody else that's doing this addictive behavior must be punished because they're not fighting. Do you remember when Stephen Crowder just kind of like offhandedly revealed that he used to be bisexual? And then kept referring to it as like, and you know that bisexual demon that's always coming up in you. You know what I mean? Like, we're all like that, right?

No, but then you gotta push it back down, right? No. No, you gotta feed it. I feed your bisexual demon. You gotta do another sketch where you're like dressing up as a woman to go to college campuses or something. Dylan explains it very well by describing it as a diamond because it's like the pressure, like just the condensed,

deeply packed pressure of like holding these things together. They create the diamond. Shame like compresses until it just becomes hate. And then all of a sudden you like almost through your paws, you just start excising it. And it's always, just always. It's like there's a level of hate expressed where you're like, I see you. I know what you're doing.

No, but if someone is like, I don't have to describe it, if you are a 10 into anything, question mark, question mark for me. I'm like, if you're just really, really into Doritos, like a 10 out of 10, I'm like, it's a sex thing. You're doing sex thing. I just, I don't know. No one is a 10. Dorito shards as J.

Nice snacks, but if it's all you think about. It's a jarvis called them that. Oh. Sorry, Jarvis. Admit it. It was so funny when you called them shards. I did call them shards of Doritos. Shards of Doritos.

I had, I, we went, Jacob and I went to a Laker game last night, and there was like a Doritos activation, and you could get like these chicken nuggets that had like, what I described was shards of Doritos on them. Crumpled up. It was really what it was,

it was crumbled. It was like, it was Dorito crumbol. It was like breaded and like, like bottom of the bag. But like they did less work than that. Yeah. It was not a neat.

It was literally like they crumpled up a bag, dumped them out over the original. They dusted the chicken. How was it? Pretty good actually. But shoddy. Because I've had most of the food at crypto and I was like, oh, I'll try this because I, it's new. Yeah. And it was better than I feel like most of the other food you can get there. Crypto has notoriously awful food. Yeah. Do you want to finish watching this or should we look at some boob picks?

A little while in your public life you're married to this right-wing banshee who's had more facial feminization surgery than 20 dolls combined, personally, I'd be jealous. Like, let me do one. There are cathedrals of suffering for those with eyes to see. But you don't have to live in that cathedral. You can come out. In fact, coming out as trans publicly was the most liberating thing I've ever done. Letting go of that shame, the best feeling in the world.

I think we're a day late, but happy trans day visibility. Yeah. So Dylan put this out yesterday. and it's what a timing and also the boot picks came out yesterday oh my god they became very visible i think we cracked it like the nipples inside of byron brian gnome's chest by the way those videos it's like always like you can't buy a breastplate without a hard nipple if you're brian noem another another fascinating thing is some of the leaked images are they do look like a fake boob breastplate.

But some of them are just balloons in a shirt. And that's something that I don't know that. Like he didn't have. I don't know the most. I don't know the most, period. But Dylan described it as like bimboification. I know that's a thing too, like the bimbo. Like slush.

Bimbo fetish. The like bimboification is a thing. Yeah. And I don't know very much about it. But I like the comically large boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, again, I'm a little out of my depth here, but, um. But, oh, wait, keep playing.

Yeah. But anyway, I just wanted, I just realized the timing of everything. Love myself now. I get to be myself fully. And I can't be blackmailed. So happy trans day visibility. Wow. I love Dylan.

It's such a fun. It is like, it's just so. It's always so strange to me when you're in the height of observation, right? Like your wife has like a constant magnifying glass on them. When you got married, you knew that this was going to be a permanent part of your life and something you'd always be evading and denying and et cetera, et cetera. I don't think you should be near politics. I think maybe if you're just going to be a hateful person, I don't know, work at like,

Bank of America or something. The thing is you don't follow those rules because you are a power seek. You're like a you're a power seeking missile. I guess your goal is probably I want to acquire so much power that this kind of hurt me. Right. I want to be able to pay my way out of this kind of thing. And it's also a little, it's also very selfish because it's like picking up the ladder, you know, as you're climbing up it because it's like I want to be able to live out my truth and, and create the world that I want.

Also, I never even went up the ladder. I am at the top of the ladder right now, and I am pulling it up, but I hate this ladder. I've never even touched it before, actually. So, like, I think, I think, so last night when I, or yesterday. When you lick the pictures. When I saw these.

When I leaked them. The devil. God, I'm, I, you know, I don't think the public knows who this sex worker is, but I just, want to say thank you for your service. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

A real veteran. But I, when I first heard about this, I had the same reaction. It was like, just go away and do your thing. Like be, if you're into something, you know, like power or whatever, just do it in the privacy of your own home, right? Why do you have to go into public service and politics and ruin it for the rest of us? That's a case. But that's the key.

That's the power kick. Power fetish for power. Power fetish for power. In my mind, this type of thing shouldn't even garner outrage, but it's because of the harm that they cause. Right. And so it's like a combination. It's like the world that they've contributed to creating and the community that they've

cultivated. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because we live in a time where, you know, you can find a community that will celebrate you for like being yourself. And it's not easy for most. And online helps with that. But like if you're in a small town or you're, you know, like, I mean, London, maybe you could speak to this.

Like in terms of identity, like finding community can't always be easy, especially if you're like not surrounded by like minded individuals physically. Yeah, there's two sides to it of like one is you're like, oh, I am in a small more conservative town. like if I tell someone this is who I am you don't know you never know how they're going to react either they're going to be completely chill with it or it could be life-ending or not ending ruining it could be life-ending

especially if you want them if you want it to be confidential with them and they have bad reactions and then just right or like if it's someone you're close with and you tell them and then you just lose that relationship entirely or on the other side it can be a bit easier to find people because in an area so filled with like white Republican Christian moms you see the teenager with short hair with a little bit of a like blonde tips and you're like you're one of me and so like and so like seeing it shake up yeah but you still have to like when I judging a book by its cover but it works right exactly you're judging the name of the book you're judging the name of the book that kind of reminds me when I was in high school you know I went to high school in a Mormon town predominantly Arizona's

is predominantly a conservative state. And so my group of friends, like we weren't one type. It was like the punks, the ravers, the goths, the queer kids, like all of the weirdos were one friend group. You hung out with the weirdos? Yeah, sorry. I hung out with the jocks, the cool kids, the Richies.

Yeah, what was the, I mostly hung out inside of my own. Actually, that is. I hung out with Xbox Live. I hung out with, yeah, Steam. But I think you're right. Because it's like, oh, I recognize that you're not this other type of normie. That's a good way to bring it up.

Like all of us, especially like in high school or middle school, like we all were in one group. And it often was the group that got made fun of because we're the nerds or they gave people or like the furries or something. They all kind of get grouped together and they get made fun of them by everyone else. But then when you grow up, you're like, oh, I'm the only one with a personality out of we're the only ones with personalities out of the entire high school because everyone else was just looking at us the whole time and laugh. I like the idea of you scouring around your high school and I'm like, hello, Kai. I think I found you. Hello, ace. Amatist, you say.

Oh, moss. Oh. Hey, Oakley. All the elements. That's Earth and hearts and fire. I did have a friend who's parents named her Roxanne. but she introduced herself as Rocky and I was like

yeah put on the red light oh don't I keep forgetting well I have to admit that I have been laughing at some of the AI generated photos to keep coming on my feed because it's just like Marka Rubio with Big Naturals

yeah so like if you haven't seen this already lots of people are now photoshopping other right wing politicians with big bigans or just or a video of the past, like, with somebody with huge boobs, and then they'll just work in Chrissy Nob's husband somewhere. It's so funny.

It's just a very, you know what? And it's only funny because of the identity of the, the, like, it's only funny because of the proximity to hate of the person involved. I mean, like, where if a staunch conservative xenophobe goes on vacation, overstays their visa and gets jailed, fuck them. I get you you spend your life fighting against that happening if that happens to someone who does not hold those views and does not work to make them worse like fuck that sucks yeah it's like if you're it is a little bit eye for an eye which I don't like um is that homerabi's code yeah but it's like and I'm not normally that way and I do still like I don't I well say I'm not normally that way but I will reserve the ability to laugh where it's like I'm not normally that way but I will reserve the ability to laugh where it's like. If you don't advocate for the rights of others, then, like, you can't be upset when people don't advocate for your rights or your visibility or your validity. You know what I mean?

It's the only tool also, like class consciousness-wise, what else could anyone possibly do with this information other than point it out and laugh at them in a way that is non-exclusionary but is to them? Right. Because, like, what the fuck are you going to fire them? You don't, you know what they're manager? It's a similar thing to when like, it's like when people talk about like grinder usage going up when they're during like CPAC. Yes. And it's like it's not no one cares if you're gay. It's that you guys hate gay people.

Yes. Like in your legislating, you're trying to legislate them out of existence. It is sad because it's like if you strip away the context, it's like they just want to be seen. It is really sad. And that's. And that's. And that's, I think, the takeaway is like he's, you know, married to an evil demon. And like, it's like, yeah, and like, I want, I don't know what his actual personal views are,

but you don't get to shy away from your married partner's views, especially when they're like a. I mean, at this point that we have to play skepticism with essentially anybody in positions, institutional powers of positions of power. Because I don't even know what Christie Nome's opinions are. I only know what she is. is expressing and fighting for, and those are evil things. So like this guy, by association, I don't know, man, if we had like Justin Royland on every episode of this show, it would be a bit, and we didn't. Didn't it?

That's a bit weird, isn't it? At the very least, it's not like evil, but Kevin Spacey maybe is a American person. Kevin Spacey's on every episode of Sad Boys, and no point do we talk about it. It's like, okay, so. I mean, let me be Frank. Right? Yeah, we have Frank Underwood. We don't have Kevin Spacey.

let me be frank well I've got myself a huge breastplate of tits now I suppose I might find myself a predilection to have an enormous titty's been bimberfired okay well is this what we want to end on is there something that's like a little can we look at a video of a puppy or something

less sexy no what's like a cute thing that I've seen here we can look at the video of Donald Glover meeting Yoshinobu the Dodgers picture So the Dodgers played in Japan recently, and famously the Dodgers have not only Shoheyotani, but like, what is it, three or four Japanese players

who are like some of the best players. And a Korean player, right? Or is he? Well, we're talking about Japan right now. Okay, pal. Stop generalizing. Okay, pal. I didn't want to say the word Anastasia used.

But Donald Glover is the voice of Yoshi, and it's very funny because he campaigned. He, like, told us management to, like, tell the people that, in charge of that movie that he wanted to be Yoshi. Yoshino Yamamoto, he is called Yoshi. I mean, it's in the name. And so for... He's from Yosh's Island, Japan. Mario 3, Japan.

And they, for the opening of the season, the Dodgers were playing in Japan. So, huge crowds, huge news, huge deal. Huge Yoshi. Huge Yoshi. During a huge Yoshis, Donald... doing a few joshies, Donald Glover sends out, sends out, throws out, this is he's sending out a Pokemon, he throws out the opening pitch, uh, with a Yoshi to his side. And then him and that yoshi go into like the back of the whatever. They filmed this video, which is very cute

of them all meeting. Like this meme is so tired, but I allow them an exemption because this is very cute. They act like three legends cannot coexist. They added a little bit of flavor, which was crossing your arms back and forth, which I don't recall from. be original movie. Now that's that's a classic improv move from old Donald. I'm realizing I guess Yoshi does not have the, um, dexterity and the fingers to point. So he's getting them with the,

right. There's also a cue. If you close this in their Instagram, there's a Yoshi hugging Yoshi. Do you see that? Oh, so cute. He's magging.

Is Yoshi where, oh my God, I'm so stupid. What? It's obviously a shell. I was about to ask if Yoshi was wearing a backpack. No, this actually,

shout out to the podcast get played with friend of the show Nick Weiger. They went to Japan to interview the cast of the new Mario movie. Whoa. At the Nintendo Museum. Wait, that's so cool. I know. I'm so jealous. Let's go.

And one of the... I saw he got to meet Hideo Kajima. He met Hideo Kijima, which they haven't even talked about in the podcast yet. Do you have Keeley's friend? Whoa. And one of the questions that Heather Ann Campbell asked was, is his shell removable or is it a part of his body like a turtles? Or is it like a armor that he's like a breastplate? Did you have an answer?

No. No one knows obviously. He can't like introduce the canon. Yeah. They discussed the possibility. Yeah. You should crack it open. There's like a yoke.

Hard hitting. It was. I saw something else about him getting the role where they were like they're going to go a traditional. direction with Yoshi and they're like Donald can do traditional just him saying Yoshi. They're going a traditional role. We're going to get a dinosaur to do us. Yeah. It's DEI. I don't give it to do. Oh, did imagine like the tweet where it's like I cannot believe they didn't get a dinosaur to do this role. Yikes guys. Another DEI hire. Yeah. Dei for dinosaur equity included. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, we had every episode of Sadboys. They predict. Oh, wait.

We're going over to Patreon. Talk about high school musical productions. from around the world. They haven't told me about what this is. We're going to talk about video games probably because I want to talk about that. Jacob and I went to a Laker game. Talk about that a little bit. I will also throw out that in...

I'm going to be tired. You can watch me go to sleep. In a little time, a little later this year, we want to be doing this big fun thing, this big fun event thing that has not yet announced, but the Patreon will be the first to hear about it, including if you just sign up for the free tier.

It's just the following. You get, now if you pay $5, you get Sad Boys' Nights next year episode every week. I'm not saying you've got to pay $5.00. You don't have to do that, but you can. If you go over there and you follow for free, no big deal, you'll essentially be the first to hear about this thing that's happening. Pot off the press's news. And I mean, it's a thing.

If you're a fan of the show, you'll probably be a fan of this thing. Thing. Essentially. But with all that being said, we had every episode of Sad Boys with a particular phrase. We love you. And what a sorry. Leave me.