Sad Boyz - The Boys Are Back (w/ Drew Gooden & Eddy Burback)

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

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is he frozen he's dead welcome to sad voice podcast about feelings and other things also i'm jarvis i'm jordan and today we're joined by two count of two special guests wait that's right wait i have to make sure as well? Two. You're close. You're done. Yeah! Eddie Burback and Drew Gooden. And how old are you?

It's going to take so long. How many fingers do I have? Hey guys. This again. Yeah, we're doing a podcast. Come on, man. I feel like I was just on there. Yeah, we're doing a podcast. Come on, man. I feel like I was just on here. Yeah, you were.

Eddie's never been here before. You recorded the episode at the old place. Right, but also I've been to your house many times and we've thrown a party here. And also, I don't know if a lot of people know the burback videos are recorded in this very spot currently no no so i've been here quite a bit we have you in one of those rooms that they do in the mandalorian where they like project the background you're on the volume you've been in here oh okay that's why it's not very good because it's on the volume how it's the very burback stuff yeah it It feels like I'm not in an immersive space and there's none of extras on set. Did you like when we brought a bunch of Star Wars animated characters to life, though?

I remember them. So I liked that. Cool. I saw X-Wing. That from before. I like a movie. Oh, I know that. They fly now?

How the hell are you doing? Yeah. My stomach just was so loud. That won't catch on the mic but i just have a stomach of a well dude i can't do it on command i can ah free me you need to put in a sound effect there i can't i can't be seen lying Wait, try it again. Help. It's me. All right, let's change the subject. I'm a chicken sandwich. The man, the myth, the legend, this episode is dedicated to the beach bum himself, the master of the sea, the sandwich guy.

Restaurant Rick. Old Jimmy Buffett. Rest in peace. Rest in beach. Died at 76 years old rest at the beach rest in paradise rest on the rocks maybe not rest at the beach

because it has rat in the abbreviation Jimmy Buffett rat that's almost the acronym for rage against the machine which is rage against the machine which is uh rage against the machine dude something rage against the buffett some people were so weird in the comments to me and ted when jimmy buffett died

it's like uh for people that don't know i made a Margaritaville video. So I was very recently associated with and joked about Jimmy a lot. Um, people, some people just going to the video and just saying, Jimmy Buffett is dead. And it's like, yeah, I know.

I, you don't think that I'd maybe know by now. Yeah. Why do you know so much? Jokingly implicating you in his death. And it's like, what? Yeah. Like that's the thing is there wasn't even like really a joke there it's like some people are like you did this and it's like

what like actually what is the bit like right that is what comedy is to like a lot of people that's what like unfunny people have as comedy is the two things together yeah have you ever noticed that your dog goes aside but so do you what's up with that well i guess i am kind of a dog wow i gotta sniff somebody's ass all right i'll volunteer that was what i learned when i listened to people doing stand-up in the metaverse was a lot of the humor was just black people run do you think do you think any of those people and they were all children so they wouldn't be allowed to anyway but do you think any of those people would have the confidence to do those jokes at an actual no way no way someone was literally doing mitch hedberg's jokes but like so badly that it didn't even track in my

mind that it was a mitch hedberg joke they wouldn't have the confidence to go to a comedy club right the atmosphere would be too intense they might see a black person and they'd have to shower yeah yeah it'd take off the headset if they added the technology in the metaverse that your avatar smelled the way you do while playing that would be yeah like smell-o-vision it'd be a nightmare for a lot of the users it would only go go to zero players. They would be forced out. You know what we should do? We should add some kind of smell meter next to every Reddit account. Oh, yeah.

Because then anytime you see something on Reddit, you can just go, oh, I get it. I want... Now, this might be a little more practical to implement in real life. A gun. Yes, I do want... It's pretty practical, yeah.

I want on YouTube comments um a time stamp of how far into the video absolutely yeah yeah obligated there were like with some videos like you mentioned something directly and people will be like why didn't you talk about this yeah i know you did i know you're four minutes into the 20 minute video yeah what like just wait before you did stuff online did you comment or talk in any like i just have never really like been a part of comment discussions before i made a little bit a little bit only nice things i have but i think a lot of the time my like commenting is sending it to like a friend and then having my own little private yeah section i think yeah not publicly commenting i mean it's hard to say because I've been

doing this for so long yeah like I don't even know a hundred years old he's young I just put my pants sorry is this live on the radio right now i'm so old i don't know of podcasts i only know of the radio if it doesn't sound great i don't know what a podcast is even though i was the one to bring up that i don't know and being on youtube is this johnny cars All right, go on. You were talking. Go on, I say to myself, because I was the one talking. I was in my head like, where were we before this?

That's great. Just put it on them every time. Go on. Yeah. And you said? And I was saying? I don't know about before I was like a public figure, but now that I am, I definitely try not to comment mean things,

but I do like to comment. Like if I watch a video and then it's like, this is great. I try to comment and it's because sometimes they're like, oh, cool. I'm a fan. That means a lot.

Yeah. So it's like, I have the opposite where I find a bunch of small YouTubers and I comment, you'll never amount to anything. Quit right now. Also, they added this new YouTube feature of my watch time and I did only watch 10 seconds of the video.

It says I watched negative 5 seconds of the video. It says I haven't clicked on the video. Yeah, I'm writing this from the algorithm page. The home feed. Speed run pause to a new YouTuber to tell them they'll never make it. You click on the video and bam.

Get someone to quit youtube any percent try getting lucky just like me yeah i was suspended for what i said this is jacked up please please tell them to let me back i take it back treatment please pin this let the people know edit thanks for a thousand likes guys yeah well what's funny with how YouTube works is if you edit a comment that's been pinned, it automatically unpins it because I think they make sure that someone doesn't edit it to say something horrible. Right. But I've had people like be like, oh my God, I got pinned.

And then they get unpinned. And it's like, and I don't repin it if I see it because I'm like, nope, you blew it. You had a chance and you ruined it. You're going to have to learn your lesson the hard way. I get so excited of this. Every time when you upload a video, the bit where you pin somebody saying something like kind of mean or just like maybe that they...

Because the thing is, I feel like probably the first one was maybe somebody meaning it, but now it's like when there's a new video, it's rushed with people being like, oh my God, who cares? Yeah, it's so mean. And sometimes I forget that they're just doing a bit uh but even if they're not doing a bit it's nice to just assume that they are and

like they don't affect me anymore but someone even commented once to call out the fact that it's they're like i love how drew like every time he uploads a video is clearly just sitting there scrolling trying to find one comment to make some giggle that's, I saw that as I was doing that where I'm like, no, no, no. Did you remove from channel? Edit this immediately. Yeah. But it's all, yeah. Some of those are just so funny.

And I like, I know people like are, they probably like prepare them ahead of time. Cause they have them like ready to go, but it's still, it's still fun to read them. It's like, I,

they'll be like, get out of the way. I'm trying to watch the video or something. Like get this guy off the screen. It's like, they'll be like, get out of the way. I'm trying to watch the video or something. Get this guy off the screen. I don't, I mean, yeah, I don't really recall engaging with comments and capital D discourse is just

tiring to me because I can maybe do two back and forth. I mean, in general with like online discourse, like on Twitter, when people are arguing back and forth, it 99 99 of the time does not end with either of them changing their minds and if it does then it's almost cringier to me because then the reply of like what a wholesome interaction or like you guys

win the internet today that's rare to see and it's like i actually hate that more i wish they just stood their ground yeah have a backbone dude it's like come on me thinks this is epic i also with twitter blue now it's like i can't there's it was already held before but i can't see anybody interacting it makes me so mad because i want to read i feel like a big part of my experience on twitter was reading the replies i would want to see oh what's what are the funny replies gonna be yeah and then now it's just all what's even the point of seeing an insane tweet if it's they're not getting dunked on right below no it's just like the cry laughing a face is like what's the first the first reply i bumped to the top and it's like you did a great job with this website man

this is like you're really making me want to scroll this. They've got to have a metric that's like how many replies people are seeing. And that number has to have gone off the cliff since they changed the Twitter blue. I'll open a tweet and then immediately go like, oh, yeah, wait, this Twitter blue. I just don't know. I truly don't think I didn't really appreciate how much the engagement of other funny people on a funny tweet was kind of the dessert. Or even the initial tweet is the appetizer. And then it's like, let's see what Juniper said

to this fucking idiot. Whereas now there's no, my thumb's getting tired from scrolling through and saying like, so that just happened. I have seen so many versions of the, we're not gonna subscribe to to your only fans joke because and it's like they've all it's always like some photoshop meme of like a like a 1920s infographic of a guy with like you know the chad chad jaw yeah going um nice try only fans model the the

reply system is so broken that you know how like there's those automated ones where people will be like uh download or bot or whatever uh and so they'll do that and then like the downloader bot will reply and like download the video for them or whatever but like since those bots are verified the top replies will sometimes be someone being like download this and like okay here's your video it's like what this is a private thing for them like why is this at the top hey mom check this out but on the bright side i can enjoy the delicious food at mcdonald's right there in the middle of my as i'm reading blue check replies i get a little sponsored one in there too to remind me or related tweets where now i'm reading something about a completely

like something not related at all and then i i go why am i scrolling oh my god yeah yeah they throw those at the bottom and you're like wait what does this have to do with anything yeah i started blocking every ad i saw just to see what would happen and i kind of wish i didn't because now i don't even see like just the normal like mcdonald's ones anymore it's like it's all. It's all just like a graph and I don't know what the line chart is for, but it's just like indecent. And I'm like, but if you invest,

you'll 10X your money in a second. Oh, I guess I should click on this. Yeah, you should. It's been two seconds. It's actually,

oh no, oh no, they've rug pulled. Oh God. Oh God. Oh, I lost everything. Who could have seen that coming?

Yeah. Have you guys seen that? Like the phenomena is if you make any joke with the word hack or hacked 30 immediate automatic comments yeah i'm going to elon's house right now to help you have you my uber have you seen the um t-shirt bots i don't know if you guys have posted yeah oh yeah like that blows my mind it's happened to my merch like when i'm yeah like if you post a

photo of uh a t-shirt, if you're advertising your merch or... Or just wearing a shirt. Or even wearing a shirt. I think it gets activated when somebody in the replies asks what shirt it is. Yeah, oh, where can I get this? Yeah, well, I posted...

I once tweeted a photo of a t-shirt and then all of the replies were different t-shirt bots who had take some of them had taken the photo that i had just posted on twitter and linked to it on their website as if to say buy this shirt here and then it's my photograph and i was like this is crazy this is all automated and i'm it must be making enough money to keep the operation afloat. I can't imagine it does. But I guess every once in a while there's one that's on a viral enough tweet with an interesting enough thing. Well, yeah. I mean, we were going to talk about this maybe last week.

I'm curious for your guys' thoughts. The whole Quebelkop AI channel. Oh, my God. Because the views are not great. Yeah. But it's free and no work. Right. Right. Yeah, I mean, I guess he was like, I don't want to do this anymore.

I'm going to retire anyway. But it's just like way to like go out in flames and just like have everyone hate you. Like, no, it's not endearing. It's not interesting. It's not content. Have you seen any? I saw a bit of it, but for people that don't know. That sounds like I don't know, but I actually have seen a bit of it.

Do you guys like, do either of you feel confident explaining the whole kind of bit of it? So Corbacup was a former Minecraft YouTuber, I think, primarily? Yeah, he was practically AI generated already. His content was, it was just like Let's Play style. I never really saw it. I just, he was like loud. He was a loud Minecraft guy. He was like a slightly younger audience.

I only know him from us like meeting him once in like 2018 or something I just didn't I don't think I've ever seen him on the VTuber version I know him from the Sunny V2 video about how he ruined his career which follows the same like ethos as all Sunny V2s which is like he didn't fall off

because of like sliding content and middling activity online instead he was always flexing his wealth and the kids don't like seeing that. And unfortunately karma caught up to him and now he's failing in his $15 million pension. He deserved it.

We win. Which is- Also fat people are bad. What is that? That was just, wait, how did you? That was the 72, that was just Jarvis. we win which is also fat people are bad yeah we but basically yeah he in the most kind of uh kind of an elegantly cynical move has now replaced all of his channel output after a pretty extended hiatus i think like a year or two before actually releasing in-person stuff he now has a at the top left uh floating face cam of a vtuber version of himself i don't know if they're just reusing the gameplay content like every yeah that's right i mean anybody could be playing it they could pay anybody to just play minecraft for like 10 minutes yeah and then the commentary is a i get all the script for the commentary is AI generated.

And then it's also an AI generated voice or he's reading it out himself? No, it's an AI generated voice of, I think they created with his voice, right? Like it's not him, he's not doing anything. The voice clones are really good. I do know though that he is pretty active on Twitter still. And there were some people like uh ai blah blah i can

always tell and then he was like you think you can always tell well it hasn't all been automated we we've actually been replying to like because it's twitter supposedly ai right and he's like oh well um actually sometimes people are responding and you still can't tell. So jokes on you. So I guess his point was he's so uninteresting that he could pass for a computer program. Yeah, that it's like I can always tell when it's a illustration because they have seven fingers on one hand. Like the jokes on you. Sometimes I have too many fingers. I don't know how to count.

I recently feel like, especially with AI writing, I don't know if I can actually communicate with a person who thinks AI writing is like actual art. Yeah, a productive step forward for humanity. Yeah, it really fucks me up because it's like we fundamentally disagree on what art is and i don't think i can have a conversation with you about the writer's strike if you're like well fuck them i didn't like the marvel movie recently so yeah they should all die right yeah we should give them whatever the opposite of insurance is they have to get hurt every day because in in their ideal universe, the movies are more like the comics.

I don't know what they want. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, well, also, usually, if somebody's commenting that they're like, these writers, the writing's been shit lately anyways. Look at all these blockbusters. It's like, that's the other side of the strike. Those are the

studios making those movies like yeah these writers the writers on those big blockbusters do not get like barely a say in exactly like what they're making pretty much yeah and even though they are attached to like a huge blockbuster thing they're not being paid fairly like compared to what the studios are making from the thing they're forcing them to write when they'd rather be writing something way more creative and interesting also that would resonate with people it's not even a discussion about whether or not you like the writing does the writing make money yes then there's a portion of it that the writers should keep it's like we don't even need to have that conversation of like whether or not you like the writing it's like just about the studios making sandwiches kind of mid

i'm not gonna pay yeah what do you mean and you think you think the studios making... This chicken sandwich is kind of mid. I'm not going to pay. What do you mean? You think the studios are going to advocate for better writing via the AI? Yeah. They give one shit. What are they training the AI on? But let's say you pull over and there's a lemonade stand

with two kids selling lemonade. And after you pay them a dollar, their mom walks out and snatches the dollar from their hand and throws a dime on the table would you be like well how did the lemonade taste what was the quality of this fucking lemonade like for there were like she must have she must have given you the lemons must have been the hardest bit so right if the kids aren't happy they should be a vending machine also yeah the thing that's gonna happen like they're already trying to turn the writers into machines where it's like just do a sequel to what's already been successful.

Follow X, Y, and Z things that have already worked. Don't venture artistically at all. And then if there's any pushback, it's like, oh, we can get a computer to replace you because the computer can't push back. Yeah. it's like oh we can get a computer to replace you because the computer can't push back yeah it's so it's only going to create more it's like if you think that marvel movies are like mass produced like trash now you just wait until that's what's crazy it's like the people are against the strike because it's like everything's formulaic so then you want a robot to do like the robot's gonna bring in like ingenuity works in formulas yeah it actually literally can't yeah come up with absolutely insane and

then even like a lot of these people i assume are like very capitalism pilled like wouldn't they be in support of like if something makes more money you that's an incentive like it shouldn't if they get residuals depending on how much the movie makes then that should be an incentive for them to write better or whatever like you'd think they would even think that way and be like okay i see it but they're just so like you know just agreeing with the thumb guy who is complaining about pronouns where it's just like yeah yeah art is in the abstract like as soon as it is i'm saying like a lot of the time the people complaining at some point had the desire to be involved yeah as creatives or most often like i was i wouldn't be in games media i was a i was gonna be a big reviewer very successful reviewer and then i said that like brie larson were not so not so cool and

that got views and now they have to funnel all of their time into this. A different version of Brie Larson is mid. You know what? AI could write those videos. I mean, it's really, those are fucking play. Sometimes it feels like AI is writing those videos. But what fascinated me for, I guess because we mentioned it before, the thumb guy with Starfield, for people that don't know, is just a gamer.

The fact that in an RPG in an RPG where you're constantly talking to people, it just asks you your preferred pronouns and he freaked the fuck out. What was fascinating to me is that he was like pleading to Bethesda, the company that made it, like, I need an escape from the real world. And he kept saying this concept of like, but you keep putting this current day shit in the game and it's like so you are you upset that the real world is reflected in the art that they're making would you want to be immersed in yeah like the real world and it's like it fundamentally it's like how do you think a a fictional world gets made other than somebody's own experience pouring into something fictional that they're making.

Just this, like, to say, like, this current day stuff. And it's like, you want it to be like, you're not allowed for modern day influences to influence your work. You have to,

anything, it has to be 10 years or older. Also, the game is set in the future. I know. That's right. It's like this current day bullshit. It's like,

can you imagine walking into Bethesda and being like, I have a great idea for a game. So it's kind of like a Skyrim in space type of thing. But what makes it special is that it's kind of like the morals of American society in like the 1940s. So that's cool.

I'm listening. He doesn't get caught up in any of that current day bullshit. Yeah. That current day California. What is he saying? Yeah, he's like california california bullshit it's so funny to me to be honest when i see uh to british people getting like super mad at like leftist america where it's it's just like i i know you can see it all because of the internet

but it's just like to hear to hear like this california shit and not an american accent is funny to me this fucking i i don't know if the video will be out yet so i won't uh go into too much detail but i uh ethan recorded a video last night that uh i i joined him for and we watched a kind of conservative adjacent channel right one of the more popular ones is producing kids content it's like it's demonic it's very fucking sinister yeah and they because they are hogs they aren't funny and because they aren't funny but are trying to make content that is like palatable to parents and and that's really who they're selling to they're selling to like the aesthetics of being kids show but the parents who have been terrified from you know

yeah finally something like finally something yeah nebulous like cloud and like you can tell that they have never met anyone on the left never interacted with them because all the parody characters that are mocking them they're at like a coffee shop and there's this this girl with short hair and she's it blues yeah let me guess and then she walks up to it's about like how to be feminine it's like the trad wife girl and she walks up and goes like well um so you are saying that you want to be feminine well feminism is bad and then and i thought you thought men were trash why do you want to be one and then the like hipster girl it's like facts and logic

have destroyed my ideology like no if you're in the real world what they would say is they take their airpods out be like what the fuck why are you talking to me man i don't know who you are you don't live in places like this i've never wanted to start a conversation at the coffee bean i want to leave i'm here to win don't talk to me before i've had my coffee unless you I want to leave. I'm here to win. Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee unless you're trying to destroy me with facts and lies. I'm listening. Don't pwn me. Oh yeah, you take out an air pod and you go

go on. They try to give you your coffee and you're like no no. No no no please. Wait, I'll take no soy in it please. You change your order. You knock it over you go black like facts and law give it to me facts and logic style yeah i mean yeah british guy complaining about that like the american monoculture it's just being a fucking weeb i think especially

hearing like california ruined something or california style is like something i've only heard until recently in like just an american accent it was just it's crazy that the concept of california is spread across the globe in like a in like a moral way such a hated way it's a cope dude it really is like every single person i know that was adjacent to especially games media in the uk wants to move to america and they want to move to california and new york because those are the that is america they don't they can't name any states like that those are the ones they know but now california maybe it's because california's on the left maybe they're like the left of the country that's where it's scary nobody ever references like i mean shit man if you move like most of california it's pretty fucking conservative

yeah most of every place it's just not what people one thing that's really interesting like um and this is even 10 years ago but uh our friends uh jamie and jessica i'm sure they would be okay with this when they were moving their two twin friends of ours, they're from South Georgia, like a very small town. You were twin? You guys? Huh? Yeah, they're twins. Oh, I was like, South Georgia.

I have no connection. So they're in this small South Georgia town, one stoplight. I went to a wedding there, and it was scary. But it was just scary to be there. And it felt haunted. And they were moving to san francisco to like start their careers and their like grandma was like be careful out there in california yeah and that was 10 years ago and that's just like being on the news where it's like

california is a it's a place where bad things happen. Everybody be scared. California and Chicago, where if you go to Chicago, you'll get shot. So it's like, might as well just bring a body bag in your suitcase. The talk of Chicago is like, when you talk to some, some people like, you know, especially I noticed it more as I was getting into my twenties, even when I moved out here. Cause a lot of my friends live in the city in Chicago and like the talk, it's like you'll have a friend going like oh yeah i just like walked and got a breakfast sandwich and i hung out my neighborhood's great and then you'll talk to like somebody conservative that i grew up around in the suburbs and they're like did you hear if you if you leave

your car anywhere on the street like i like you it'll get stolen and you'll get shot immediately you know there's actually a 100 fatality rate when you leave and go anywhere did you know that living there it's weird too i feel like with california especially la and i'm sure even some people listening to this who have never been people don't think la is a real city like in the way of they don't think it i think they think it's only entertainment here and only really wealthy people yeah it's like it's like the the image i guess because it was sold to everybody is like beverly hills yeah but it's so weird when i see la reference and i'm like yeah i mean those parts like aren't even la is sort of real la but not

real la as well yeah until moving here i i wasn't aware of how gigantic la is because i lived in san francisco before that san San Francisco is geographically not that big. It's seven miles by seven miles. I was surprised how small it was when I visited. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is. You can see the other side from here. It's just like, it's, it's a bunch of like every neighborhood is like a town. Well, LA County, I think is the most populated, uh, County in the U S followed by Cook County that I grew up in. Hey, L.A. County, I think, is the most populated county in the U.S. followed by Cook County that I grew up in. Hey! Remember that for when I face you later. I hate this.

Remember that when you do the newlywed one. I just wanted to talk and not get my ass kicked. You got cooked. And what county was I from? You got it. I don't know. I can't hear anything. My shoulder hurts so bad. You hit my shoulder so hard my ears are ringing. Oh, I got it. I don't know. I can't hear anything. My shoulder hurts so bad.

You hit my shoulder so hard my ears are ringing. Oh, I got it. Cock counting. Oh, shit, dude. He got your ass. Let's fucking go, dude. Let's beat him up and kill him. It's not funny. Seriously, man.

It's not funny. California style. How old are you? I'm one. That's for what he did. That's for what he did that's for him let him know who sent you you're not out here super long no only a few more days

have you already had the game the big game the football game yeah no that's on Sunday that'll be the last day Sunday Sunday Sunday that's right you've that'll be the last day sunday sunday sunday that's right you've heard of it you've heard of i've heard of the day yeah last day of the week i know stuff yeah no i uh i think i talked about last time i was here but like i am trying to find more excuses to come out to la because like all my friends are here um you

haven't met any of them but i have a lot of friends here. This is for work. Just not say it. What about we hung out all last night? Well, that was because I needed to get to know you for the podcast, which is for work. Get to know me? You've known me for half a decade. What county is he from?

Penistown? What county is town in the end of the day? Penistown County, California, Chicago. Drew, you're going to have to start hitting me for Eddie. Yeah, I am. Got to punch his other shoulder. That's to teach him a lesson. Yeah.

You fixed my brain. But I came out here to like hang out and do some stuff. And then I was like, oh, if I come this week, then on Sunday, I can go see my beloved Miami Dol dolphins lose at sofi stadium um and my dad's gonna come out on saturday because he's the one who introduced me to football and we share that uh misery together and the frustration and disappointment and the dolphins do do they're no good uh historically they've been disappointing yeah for the or at least for diplomatic way to say doodoo yeah for at least the the entire my entire life they've been bad yeah they uh they won two super bowls in the 70s and they were like a powerhouse back then

um i didn't get to see any of that so i'm gonna feel weird to have no players from then and that's when you became bad that's uh well they also won the super bowl of being the uh team in the ace ventura movie that's right but that unfortunately didn't translate to real life there's no trophy for that nope damn um yeah i think everybody well i'm gonna go what are they in the just around the just hanging out the plot of Ace Ventura is that Dan Marino, superstar quarterback of the Miami Dolphins, gets kidnapped. Oh. It is?

Yeah. Or does he get kidnapped or is it the mascot? I can't remember if he gets kidnapped and it makes the dolphin sad or if the dolphin gets kidnapped. Yeah, it's one of those. Dan Marino is in it. Dan Marino is the dolphin. That's his whole shit.

It's like animals and pets. Yeah, there's a dolphin mascot that gets kidnapped. But I feel like Damarino has like a gun pointed at his head or something like that. I like the idea that you go to a football game and they're like, normally this would be a time for celebration. But our mascot has been kidnapped. So they can't do it. The band just can't like play any exciting music. Our living animal mascot has

been taken from the premises we don't know where they are for chicago i'm like so you're telling me you took a bear away from the crowd cool have you seen this dolphin you know you never think about moving out right obviously not now but no i well it's fun recently we've been talking about the possibility of it more i mean like i only live in florida because that's where i've lived my whole life and we you know we bought a house a couple years ago and like it feels like we're sort of settled down and it's like well we'll be here for the long run but it's also like bright side it has the best weather and politics there's neither of those oh fuck yeah that's. I wish I was drowning in air.

I wish it was so wet in the air. Oh my God, yeah, it's crazy. I mean, and I hate even talking about it because it's like such small talk or whatever, but it's like fucking miserable in Florida. I fully embrace talking about the weather. Yeah, it's fucking miserable. It's such a universal thing we all relate to,

but for some reason a few years ago, I just remember it started being a thing where it's like, well, you can't talk about that's fucking boring that's what boring that's what npcs talk about but it's like but i can't leave my house so it's kind of a big part of my life that it's too wet in the air outside and it i yeah i have to shower three times a day if i go for a walk and i can't do that but i was going on walks for my mental health so yeah you know connect the dots i'm a little sad now. Ace Ventura? I sweat really easily. I've talked about this probably before.

It's very frustrating because my whole life, people have been like, did you run here? And I'm like, no, my body's just broken. It's just a really rude thing to say to somebody if they come up to you sweating. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Did you run here?

No, I didn't. My endocrine system is just busted. I don't know. I have hyperhidrosis. You did get a bad hand on where you lived plus what you are. fuck off my endocrine system is just busted i don't know i have hyperhidrosis you did you did get a bad hand on where you lived plus what you are so i truly almost never went outside in florida i like i grew up in florida and i never wanted to go outside and people like didn't understand and i was like i will be miserable if i go outside yeah and uh and then i spent one summer in so i went to school in georgia

and i spent one summer in atlanta and then i would never never again yeah yeah it's i mean the weather is really nice in florida for the time of the year that it's nice january february really into may it's it's all right but yeah like the sun june through september it's just like i can't do it it's that's like i hear about seasonal depression with people who live in like cold states where it's like i can't leave because it's it's cloudy and like you know you've lived in chicago it's like that that's the winter months but for us that i get seasonally depressed in the summer where i'm like i can't i can't go outside and i need fresh air but that air is... It hurts. There's too much water in this air. There's no outside right now.

I can't breathe. No, you look... As the advocate of California, you're more than welcome to come out here for extended periods of time. Thank you. We're a little full. We're a little full.

Okay. Amanda, she should move out here. Oh, Amanda's welcome. Yeah, she takes up less space than me She's just like cooler Yeah the space thing is not at all a concern I would say Yeah the space thing is more not about physical space

But sort of like when you're letting somebody into a club And you're like not you Oh yeah sort of like the aura Like I guess the aura I take up is like Annoying Physically like Like infuriating To witness It's good that we're all on the same page or I take up is like annoying physically. Yeah, I know physically, physically like like infuriating to witness. And it's good that we're all on the same page.

Yeah, I think we all agree that I suck. No, I'm good to find solidarity and solidarity in something at least. That's true. Eddie, how are you? I'm doing all right. I had to be asked this last the last couple of days, I haven't been doing much. Me too. Other than you coming out here, I have been just playing Tears of the Kingdom for days.

It's great. But also, I think I've reached my limit where I've been living in the gamer dungeon for maybe three or four days. Did you have it on ice until the project was done? Yeah, until I was done with Margaritaville because it came out during and I like Breath of the Wild so much that I was like, I can't play this on like, even if I brought the doc for it,

we just work so much on that trip that it's just like, I don't think I'd be able to dive. You want to fully immerse yourself. Yeah. That's kind of, you know. Because there's no pronouns. Because there's no pronouns. Yeah.

But yeah, so I've just been i i've played it uh i've been playing it for a while but the last couple of days especially uh chrissy's been gone so i just i don't i have like a free night and i'm like oh i'll play some games i when when chrissy and i are not like together it is i realize after like a couple of days every time where i'm like oh i just like have a i'm miserable to myself i like don't go for walks i like don't eat good food i it's just like i don't know just much better i've noticed like when i when i'm like i have a deadline or something and i'm really stressed and i get like really irritable then because i'm like i don't talk to me i need to like finish this

and then but then also when i'm like too lazy for a couple days i'm like i don't want to do anything yeah like now it's like i have no momentum so i'm like don't make me do a chore wife i'm like okay i should probably be a better person i just i just burned through some visa paperwork that it's in one iteration or another i've been like putting off for about seven weeks which is a fucking horrendous idea. But I just, it's through stress and fear and trauma that it's just so hard to engage really. It's so angry even seeing the words, but then when it was done,

I got none of the satisfaction of it being done. All I had was that took so long. I could have had fun playing video games, which I wouldn't have. I would have been playing the video game saying this could be fun if it weren't for that paperwork that future Jordan will be dealing with very effectively. I've been in the gamer dungeon except for- We have been going to the polls.

We've been Pokemon going to the polls. I've been playing so much Pokemon Go and I've been walking like eight miles a day. And it's funny because to grind the game which i have been doing i have to be outside and walk a lot and uh it's actually been good yeah it's walking sounds great yeah it's honestly really fun i'm having a blast yeah it just has made my life better in every way i feel like it was the big suggestion direct toward the end of quarantine of people like you should probably go out for a walk and there there is that feeling of like that's not gonna fucking help the like

with the state of the world right now and then you step outside in the sun you're like oh okay oh yeah that's pretty good we've been playing but we immediately got back into it together to just kind of knock around with it it's a little overwhelming now it's kind of got that uh long-running mmo quality of 3 000 systems and all of them interact in ways that nobody's really really willing to tell you about until you ask your friend jarvis and he teaches you tech i fucking love walking around i guess i thought that i didn't for 29 years it turns out i don't mind walking around a little bit i i caught a little guy i needed i needed some sort of like sort of in the carrot and stick analogy i needed some sort of

carrot to get myself to walk around and sweat outside and be uncomfortable and it turns out the answer is digital monsters do you ever talk objection Do you ever talk publicly about your running? Only when asked about it. I don't really bring it up a lot because I'm not like... I don't... I'm not like... I think a lot of people are more runners than I am. But I'm going to start training for something else soon,

for a half marathon soon that Chrissy and I are doing. Karate. But yeah, I run a mile a day. That's, yeah, that's what Jordan jordan's and how long have you been doing that four days no i have four minutes actually i haven't started yet i have not missed a day since when i since the time i started which i believe was like december senior year of high school for me that's so it's i don't know that's crazy sometimes i'll think about the streak and then it makes me feel really old because it's since high school i think it's been i graduated in 2015

so i think it would be december 2014 that i started we're all young as fuck oh my god wait that's pretty fucking long that's crazy that's it's very long that almost feels like prayer it's uh like one bit of discipline that i keep it's less of a health thing but i think some people think that that that doesn't by the way it's it's definitely good for you but it doesn't like it's also not good for you to run every day that's just something that i do that's not recommended to do i mean i'm you're not like doing long distance yeah it's like you can knock it out in eight minutes right like okay that's what you're saying is you are about to start doing long long distance. Yeah. I think, yeah, some people think that doing that keeps you like super healthy.

And it's like I've had like weight fluctuations and different stuff. Yeah. I think walking consistently. Yeah. Way more. Like 30 minutes of walking is probably better than like just one quick mile. Yeah. But yeah.

Also, I go ahead. I was gonna say the small little hack that i do is uh if you need to call a friend or catch up with anybody um just go outside and put your airpods yeah that's great yeah it's a great way a couple times during my walks that i can't do anymore because it's hot but yeah and then i can still do because it's hot because you live in paradise we need to get you like a weather controlled suit like a big suit that's got like air conditioning in it. And then you can go outside. Yeah.

Michelin man walking around. Yeah. Yeah. Much better. I recently, I need to, I think I can change one thing about my routine at a time and something like flies out of whack.

And then I need to like fix that too. It's a little bit of a game of whack- then i need to like fix that too it's a little bit of a game of whack-a-mole but like there's there is forward progression i started walking a ton and then i started eating a bunch of junk food and it's so it's offset all the things and so now i need to like fix that because i'm like i walked so many miles today i'm just gonna eat mcdonald's and i can't help it that mental excuse when i especially with the apple watch now that like i know how many calories i burn for the day i try to not look at it because yeah because it's also like not accurate like there's days where it says i burned 800 calories and it's like no i fucking didn't yeah that doesn't mean i can have 3 000

calories a day and still be in maintenance it'll be late at night and i'm like okay well i could i could have a big snack because i did do a lot it's like yeah yeah that's also just not how it works it's like i mean sort of but it's but it's it's so it comes back to like i'm okay i'm happy to treat myself but it's not treating myself if i'm eating mcdonald's every day right it's just making me feel worse than i should because i'm doing such a healthy thing for myself and then i'm not reaping the rewards because i'm eating uh you know fries all the time there was this weird trade-off too i think it became too acclimatized to get like well there's fast food and then there's like it's a burger but it's like a regular meal you know that one's fine to have and now i'll just make

that for dinner and i will eat the burger that i made and feel way worse than yeah because i also just put too much oil in it and i've overcooked it and like there is no it definitely this is absolutely like an old head complainer like the way your body we're young getting old i mean we're super young obviously yeah super young i just i just learned to drive yeah that's true i'm about to take my test yeah we're young i just got my braces off a couple years ago so we're these are all true facts but yeah they are i got my invisalign off this morning forgot to bring it with me young young can i ask you about one of the topic things because i've been

oh yeah we have topics um i just i what the fuck Doo? Okay, wait, can I guess what it's about? Oh, you don't know? Who knows? So often, I don't know what's going on. I do. I know. Okay, you know? So I'll guess.

I'll guess first. My guess, I do know. I saw it on Twitter for just a moment. Yeah. And now I put the name together. Wait, I don't know. Wait, so is it the guy, they had to ground a plane because someone had really bad diarrhea? It wasn't that they had bad diarrhea.

It was the location that the diarrhea took place in, which was the entire plane. It was down the aisle. It wasn't in the toilet. It was on the controls. The reason it wasn't on my mind is when you were, I think, either yesterday or the day before coming over, I knew you were about to walk up to my apartment door. And I had Twitter open. And it was like, here's the found footage.

Is this the actual tweet? I'm trying to figure out if this is the exact tweet that I saw. But it was somebody saying, here's the footage from that delta diarrhea flight yeah and then you arrived so i put it away but like i didn't get to process fully what i saw until right now yeah between this and i just saw another video that popped up on twitter recently where uh it was two kids fighting in the hallway one of them initiated the fight went up and punched the other one and then got his ass kicked and shit his pants. So the guy who started,

and it's like, how do you continue to exist at that school? And there's like, I can't, I can't imagine. And then Saul's the same. Like,

I feel so bad for like the person who obviously they had like a bug or something, you know, it wasn't their fault. They shit everywhere. Yeah. It was an emergency that they,

they lost control of their bowels, but it like they're national news now because yeah that's they had to ground the plane they couldn't even finish the flight because it's a biohazard that is a criminal logline that's so i feel so bad for the people on the plane but especially the person who yeah but that came out of we have official footage from the barcelona diarrhea that was the tweet yeah that's i don't understand what it's all over the aisle oh the aisle yeah it's gross wait so what was he wearing that's yes i don't yeah like was he did he start to pull the pants down? Was it so, it just ran down his, I mean, one time I shit my pants when I was 15 and it did just kind of go right down my leg

because of the consistency of the shit. Anyway. What flight was that on? September 11th. It was the one that got diverted. El Prat, Barcelona airport. Well, either way, it was my 9-11, so. Wow.

God damn. Bio has an issue. Plane turned around to clean. Oh, yeah, that's right. It turned around. It didn't even get to Barcelona. Was it leaving? It was Atlanta to Barcelona.

Yeah, I think it was like an hour. I have done that exact flight before. Wow. And I didn't poop. Wow, you're kind of way better than that than that person yeah i'm holding it all in oh not good yeah when was that uh 2013 okay so it's kind of like this you know eddie has his running it's exactly like the running yeah eddie has his running where he's done that since you're gonna put the microphone 40 years oh wow you counted seven how did that happen i have like a it's like a tesseract of poop inside of me where it's like an anti-matter it's like a dying star

it's hyper compressed actually this is a titanium couch yeah the laws of physics like don't really apply down there yeah hey i have a little surprise for you what's the surprise this segment from wait no no no it's from jordan okay the surprise is true i don't want to see it i actually didn't read that earlier i didn't know that was there until you didn't know that you may have seen have you seen the so i should explain to the audience wait you have you do my favorite version of my favorite quote i did everything right and they indicted me uh yours is my favorite one you hit indicted with oh yeah well i think i don't even i didn't even do

it as like an impression for the most part i was just saying that my favorite part of that line is that yeah indicted that that's the funniest part and also following just right after is saying I did everything right. That's awesome. I did everything right. Zero mistakes. Have you seen the New York clip? Wait. He's back on his bullshit. I believe he says a similar line as to doing things right.

Is it part of his recordings where he's standing there? I saw him say... He talks about Biden on the beach. I did see that. Yes. But I would love to see it again because it's the best. I haven't seen it. I want to see it.

He's talking about Biden has a presidential vacation. Okay. And. Crooked Joe Biden's only campaign strategy is indicting me. That's all they can do. Going on extended vacations and sleep, sleep, sleep. That's what he wants to do. He wants to sleep and he wants to go to the beach and sleep.

He thinks he looks good in a bathing suit. He doesn't. He's a compromised president who is leading our country to hell. Jesus. Dude, he has so many keywords. He is a Manchurian candidate. Did he just say, I don't know what this means, but he's a Manchurian? Wait. Did he? I think he did. He said, I did this means, but he's a Manchurian? Wait. Did he?

I think he did. He said, I did everything right, but I'm a Manchurian. In the true sense, and I don't know if you know what this means. I don't know if you're not smart enough to know. He's right, I don't. I actually, I'm 100% confident that's what he says when he doesn't know what's a Manchurian.

And he's shaming you for not knowing the thing that he was just told. Yeah, I don't know if you know what this means, but I'm a Lankyrian candidate. I think there was a time where I was like, you know, sure, he can be funny, but it's not that funny. There's just, he's so funny so often. He's like every time a saiyan loses a battle they become stronger he is every time he kind of misses like a ronda sanctimonious was not really a hit he rolls back through with little ronda it's like a freight truck there's there's a really subtle trump moment that i love and it's in the very famous when he when he learned that

ruth bader getting but it's it's not when he said it's not the song in the background it's not saying like this is the first time hearing this it's when they first get his attention and he's just walking past he goes yeah just this very real like it's just hearing that somebody died but you start with just like would you say it's just such a soft yeah yeah the headphone half off yeah i think the problem is like it when he started his campaign it was so funny because it never felt real and it's like he's not going to win so it was fun to laugh at like the insanity of it and then it was like well now he's a president and that's fucked up so we can't laugh anymore and now it's like well he can't be president again

and he hasn't been president a while so it's funny again but then if he's president again then it's like it's gonna go back to being like fuck we shouldn't have laughed so much we literally know exactly what it feels to be wrong to do this yeah and if he does this clip will be back in our face it's still funny that he said sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep we reaped what we sewed and yet we're sewing again here we are it's so fun one of my favorite tweets of all time is like me sewing hell yeah this is awesome me reaping what the fuck um it's so bizarre like i just don't understand like he went on so many vacations like it's it's just like the hypocrisy is, like, so strong. He was the ultimate vacation president.

But with his confidence, I'm like, how are you that way? Like, because he knows that he went on more vacations than any president. Oh, it's the only way he knows how to be. I think it's like... The same as breathing for him. Yeah, I was going to say. Yeah, that's exactly... That type of behavior for him. Yeah. I was going to say, yeah, that's exactly his, that type of behavior for him is so second nature at this point.

He has like cousin walks powers where like Thanksgiving, you and your cousin go out, give it a break, walk around like, Oh, I got a, got a handle of vodka. Let's treat ourselves. He goes out and there's like your eight. So you say to your 14 year old cousin, what did you do over your summer? I went like i actually joined seal team six like i guess like shit man yeah it's just like i actually never

took a vacation and it's footage of him taking a vacation it's his google calendar saying vacation time again have a lot of them by the way yeah and he's like no no you're gay yeah okay it's and it's weird that it works but I guess I shouldn't be surprised because people don't think that hard about this stuff he's gonna win again

yeah I have to pee should we leave? time to go nuts I will pull that sorry to keep going to the board there's just so much i saw this morning i want also you don't have to apologize to go into the board they're interesting so jacob did everything right dude i wish i had a trump impression so bad there's so many things is this really so many i can't i can't do the gravel well you've got the uh you have the

two that i can't i absolutely can't do which is obama and andrew my andrew tate is like my it's like i've been cursed with that i don't know if i've heard Obama and Andrew Tate. My Andrew Tate is like my, it's like I've been cursed with that one. I don't know if I've heard your Andrew Tate. People get unnerved when I do it. They're like, what does he even say? Talk about going to jail and they put me in my brother.

I can't do it because the inflection that he has sounds like- They just want me to talk about Hustlers University. Oh my God, that's really good. Yeah. Because he's got a really weird accent. He's got a ball of water. He like, did he, I don't know a lot about his background.

He grew up like halfway in the US. Yeah, so it's like not an accent that is like, it's personal to him almost. He just like, I don't know why it just comes out of me this way. There's little inflections or even like the cadence of it. Yeah. It does not sound like it. It's like not your impression yeah it it doesn't sound like this but he has the cadence of yeah the kind of farmer style of where i grew up so every time i try and get into it i just go like

hustlers university you know it too you know one of the accents too close to me. Plus, I have this, like, aversion to Americanizing myself. Not in any kind of, like, reasonable, I should feel that way way. It's just like when I first moved here, people were like, oh, that was very American what you said there. He went, no, no, I'm not deleting myself. Didn't you show up to trivia two weeks ago in a cowboy hat and you had a whip and boots that and you rode in on a horse no pants. The horse had no

pants. You were wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt. Yeah, my brand was kind of confused. There's a weird combo. A lot of cowboy stuff and then like a little red. Ed Hardy t-shirt, yeah. Assless chaps, but with jeans. Assless jeans. Chaps are just

assless, no? No just assless no are they pants are they full don't they they're like leather they're your friends back home they're like leather I only know this from RuneScape but they're like leather pants

my boys are assless yeah I'll tell you what I have a little I did any Drew left a trail of diarrhea from the bathroom

oh dude we're gonna have to divert this podcast that's a biohazard we're gonna go to Barcelona now yeah dude holy shit but I think i look good in a bathing suit i want to go to barcelona do you think there's any chance because you know you'll see stories like that sometimes and then the local news will be like we're here with the cop that flew through a slide and went into space do you think there's any chance we'll see a local atlanta news, it's shit, man. There's no way. The man who shat in the plane has been identified

as a billionaire. They're calling him the funniest guy. It's kind of like the woman who saw the thing on the plane and then got identified as some ad executive. And also apologizes for it,

but also will avoid the answer of seeing anything or even saying I thought maybe she was gonna be like yeah I was having like some kind of

like issue yeah no one cared about the apology everyone wants to know what happened yeah and then it's kind of like yeah

I know yeah that was really weird oh yeah I was not in my best seat no one knows no one knows

we don't know what she just said. I think it's better than she doesn't say, though. I don't think she needs to say. But then now there's conspiracy theorists that probably will never leave her alone. Yeah, she saw diarrhea, man. The prophecy foretold. People are way more open to seeing lizard people as a realistic thing than I thought. Reading comments on TikTok when that happened, like tens of thousands of likes of people being like she she saw like just making shit up of like

i saw somebody mentioned there's a report that she saw a guy with green eyes and you're like what i read a guy just like many guys you just said color changing contacts and they look kind of artificial it was a cosplayer yeah i saw a person from genchin impact in real life there we talked about this on a previous episode but um there is a clip of like kai sanat reacting to like the streamies bit that me and ted did i've seen the photo and and uh i got a genuine person going hey people people are saying that Kai reacted that way because you're a part of the Illuminati. Tell me, Jarvis, I'm a big fan. Do you mess with that stuff? Do you mess with that stuff?

Do you mess with the Illuminati? You have to tell me. And I was like, it was like genuine. And I just replied, no. And they were like, thank God. What a relief. Are you a cop? No.

No. Oh, thanks. Finally, I'm so relieved. Would you a cop? No. No. Oh, thanks. I'm so relieved. Would you be pissed? I said no to that bit. Do I get an Illuminati invite if I had said yes? I'd love to be. Wait, I'm the imposter.

That's very flattering, by the way, that it's like that any YouTuber would be invited to the Illuminati. Yeah. The least subtle or like. They would make a video about it right away. I love the fan waiting with bated breath like, please tell me no. Please tell me you're not there.

All it takes is just a verbal no. Chattering teeth. The Illuminati can't lie. I just saw a screenshot of a tweet interaction yesterday where someone was like, I just realized that Dream had to experience sadness in order to write whatever song. And someone was like, just realized that dream had to experience sadness in order to write whatever song and someone was like no no no don't make me think about him having to experience

sadness don't say it's true no there's no way that's not what the mask is yeah the mask is always smiling i do think it's the dream thing where he like uh he was like i'm too ugly i have to put the mask back on forever and it was like so clearly like okay i get that people are going overboard but clearly you're like not uh an ugly like person you like you're a normal looking dude it's fucked up that people are like making fun of your appearance but then now every time he's pictured without his mask on people are like he's a liar he's yeah and then people do the thing where he should have kept the mask on that ugly little man and i was like this is the worst possible like scenario i just and functionally i just hate it too because it's like he went on colin and samir recently wearing the

mask mask the whole time and i was like kind of curious and then two minutes and i'm like i can't fucking watch this i want to like read his facial expressions i want to like see someone silently react when someone's talking i don't want to see just a fucking man it's so stupid yeah does the mask mess with the audio or is it like does it have a bunch of holes in it do you think oh does he have a mic he didn't sound muffled it sounded fine it just sounded like of holes in it, do you think? Does he have a mic? Does he have a mic inside of it? It didn't sound muffled. It sounded fine. It just sounded like him talking. But it was just so weird. It's like, especially on a podcast.

Because podcasts are where you, like, take the mask off, like, metaphorically, I guess, and kind of talk about stuff. And he's just like, this is really weird. I don't know. Yeah, there's that Sunday Conversation episode where Caleb is chatting. He has, like, a day with Deadmau5. Oh, Marshmallow. Sorry.

Sorry, dude. Sorry. We're all so sorry i just hope that marshmallows never experience sadness no no no no don't say that i don't know he seems pretty happy yeah but his eyes are dead but he has the way the way he communicates is like very it's interesting to me to see somebody wear something like so ostentatious but by virtue of it being a mask it's just sometimes because they are quite soft-spoken and shy i don't know dream particularly well i yeah no insights in his personal life but like he's not a bombastic guy like this this issue this like i'm wearing it's like ray mysterio he has like uh yeah mexican wrestler journey but it's just like hey so uh today we're how many blocks can i put on top of each other you don't think dreams ever experienced shyness before

he's always out of his shell. He's always outspoken. He's always happy. He's always strong. I've had the privilege of meeting Dream on a number of occasions. And the last time I saw him, he, well, no, actually it wasn't the last time I saw him. But like after he put the mask back on, I saw him again after meeting him as a normal human being, like with his face. And then like, you know,

when you like see somebody and you like dap him up or whatever, doing that with a man with a mask on very strange experience. Oh my God. Cause he's like, Hey dude, long time no see. Hey, dreams mask.

Hey, probably dream. Yeah. Yeah. I can't be sure. It could be anyone. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it could. It could be anyone, actually.

It could be Quubble Cop under there. Hello, friend. Today we're going to be doing Roblox first to die challenge. Wait a second. Guys, do you think Quubble Cop's AI has ever experienced sadness? No. Actually, no. Probably not.

No, no, no, no. So we stand? Affirmatively no. Yeah, we stand. So we stand. Yeah, no. Probably not. No, no, no, no. So we stand? Affirmatively no. Yeah, we stand. So we stand. Yeah, okay. I have a tweet to read you, but maybe it's a bonus episode. Oh.

We're going to continue this convo over on patreon.com slash sadboys on the bonus show, Sad Boys Nights. But Drew, Eddie, thanks for joining us. Thanks for for joining us thanks for having us thanks for having us you look for me to say that thanks yeah you guys

always talk at the same time you're not even trying I said the word talking I just I speed ran

the sentence I'm Drew Gooden yeah you'll name the one thing it's somebody trying to do the bit where they talk I speed ran the sentence. I'm Drew Gooden. Your name's the one thing. Somebody tried to do the bit where they talk the same, but one person just wants to direct the whole thing. Yeah, I'm getting angry that you're not saying what I'm saying. You're still looking at me like we're doing it. You're looking at my lips.

You're not saying anything I'm saying. You suck. On the bonus, they will be talking at the same time the entire episode that's right that's right you'll get it dude we have to practice we have to practice it's worse than nothing do you guys want to plug anything or talk about anything you're up to no jesus uh don't ask me again. I usually, the only thing I should plug is Burr Back.

Yeah. My channel with my brother, Tony, that we sometimes shoot right here. Yeah. It's on a green screen, but you can still tell that it's shot here. Look for clues.

There's no clues. Jarvis, we'll get in. Look for them, though. Look for the clues. We end every episode of sad boys with a particular phrase do we all say it in unison

because I think we already established that yeah let's give it a go should we do the whole thing in unison we love you and we're sorry

my name's Drew Gooden no and I'm Drew you said that I knew you wanted to say it boom I felt like we were pretty in sync like we were playing kingdom hearts last night I was watching we were having a great time I felt like okay Drew. You said that. I knew you wanted to say it. Boom.

I felt like we were pretty in sync. We were playing Kingdom Hearts last night. I was watching. We were having a great time. I felt like, okay, if we do the Unison bit tomorrow, we're going to do fine. Yeah, when we were playing Kingdom Hearts yesterday, we talked in unison for four hours. Yeah, we said, oh, no. Goofy. Sora.

Donald. Goofy. Hater. Pence. Olette. Hercules. Simba. Can you leave now? This is my house.

This is my house. Sorry. Okay. Can you leave now? This is my house. My name is Professor Johnson. Ciao. Ciao.