Sad Boyz - The Cringiest Rapper Ever Got Worse

Episode Date: January 24, 2025

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm your teacher. Oh, wow. Mine or the audience? I'm your teacher. What are we learning? I'm going to teach you how to read. That would help so much actually come to think of it.

I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. Why does Ariel know Sebastian? What is their relationship? We were listening. We've never even listened to it once we were talking about and singing along the song under the sea and then we started talking about two princes by the spin doctors and then we started singing under the sea to the yeah to to

we were like ariel come under the sea now. Why do I know you? Why do I know you? I have a confusing accent. Anita, maybe stop. I actually can answer your question. Oh my God. He's Ariel's father. No.

The king. No, he's not. He's a lobster, I reckon. No, I'm saying Sebastian is Ariel's father's like assistant guy. I don't know what that's called in like royal. Yeah. And so he's supposed to watch over Ariel for her father. Hey, Sebastian, fuck off. Legit.

It's kind of funny how she's named Ariel, but she's like in the water. You ever think about that? Yeah. I have actually. You ever think about that? She should be called water. There's a WNBA player called Ariel Powers.

Tell me that's not the coolest name ever. That's me actually. That's like Max Powers. That's like... Austin. Well, there's Grady Dick. That's an NBA player.

Yeah, and it's gross. He's gross. There's Dick Butkus. That's true. That's a football player. Yeah. And it's gross. He's gross. There's Dick butt kiss. That's true. That's a football player. That's one of those, like, maybe just go back to Richard for this one and go by BK or something.

Just, just trip it down. I did know a kid called, uh, I was going to say this might dox him, but good luck. His name was, uh, William Williams.

And he had two Williams as his middle names. There was a kid in my high school named Willie Williamson. That's tough. And then another kid in my high school named Willie Williamson. That's tough. And then another kid in my high school named Charlie Brown. Maybe that's a weird one. Can you think there's like, I mean, if I had a kid. And two girls in my high school named So Unique. Okay, well, that's sick.

Yeah. Three people at my school named Jarvis, but that was in elementary school. That was where all of them are. I think two in high school, yeah. That's where you're all, that's all you've met ever? No think okay i think i've met maybe four ish jarvis's in my time first name wise you know i don't even think i've met a lot of jordan's there's a lot more jarvis surnames than first names oh yeah that would add up it feels like a british name never met one that people tell me it's a british name and i'm like well okay was that iron man is that iron man just doing that you know right it's a butler name there's a butler name and yet i think

i have the energy of a pompous servant like sebastian yeah seriously stop telling me what to do sebastian i own you brother i'll put you in a pot mate okay so speaking of the nba i had something i wanted to show you hey everybody uh welcome to the new administration uh unfortunately uh i have elected we've elected ourselves president of the podcast for another four more years then passing it off because we can only do two terms is the issue right well no but the thing is at the end of our second term we're actually going to change the rules and then we have podcasts forever. I'm going to pardon myself from leaving. I'm so disappointed already that I'm ready to impeach both of you and elect Jacob.

I do understand that. But counterpoint, I control the law. And also the police. Counterpoint, I was. The podcast police. I'm, I believe, district attorney of Shut Up, I'll Kill You. Yeah. So it's, you know, tread lightly because of the job that I know. I'm, I believe, district attorney of, shut up, I'll kill you. Yeah. So it's, you know, tread lightly because of the job that I know.

I'm not scared of you. I'm district attorney of having every gun. You wouldn't impeach a car. I would. You wouldn't impound a person? You wouldn't impound a, there we go. That's what I'm saying. You wouldn't put one of those clamps on me.

You wouldn't take a dog to the pound. This is a question for listeners. Do they think I could put Jordan in a headlock? I think you could. What the fuck? Like I'm sitting down? No. Work rapidly.

Do I know you're about to try? Maybe I jump out of a tree. Oh, I'm not near a lot of trees. What if you had like a big padlock and you just like locked it around him? That would be fun. He's like, no, I can't move my head. I think so. I think the confusion would probably give you enough time to cut off the,

because it's like not the lack of oxygen. It's like the, you know, the blood flow and then you just pass out instantly. That's Anastasia, our off-screen friend who threatens us sometimes. Sometimes I do wonder what it's like to have a first episode of Sad Boys and then it's like the two of us sitting here and then we go like, do you know any babies? Yeah, and you're like, wait, what are you talking about? So I wanted to kick us off with something fun I saw today

because I'm looking for cool things in the news that make me smile. Anything desperately. Yeah, and well, the first thing that made me smile was all the all the billions i made in trump coin congrats to you seriously a little thing i a little thing i created i leaned too much into melania meme and that didn't um it's funny that when melania coin came out all the trump coin price went down because everybody was like i only have so much

of my life savings to invest in one of these where do do I go? I mean, I love them all. Yeah, it's so tough. That's a tricky. I just, I don't. I feel bad for Coffee Zilli. He's having a hard time. He's like, another crypto scam. God, he's like, not allowed to sleep.

He's like, every time he sets his head to a pillow, he gets a push notification that there's a new. It's like a Jill Biden. He's like, what even is Hawk to a girl? It's like, there's already another scale. I just want to sleep, man. The Rizzler box. This can't be right.

Oh, please. No. Keep him away. I know, but keep him away. Take him clog. AJ, keep the Rizzler away. It's pretty good. So I sent Jacob this morning a clip of um you've seen

uncut gyms oh yeah so uh we started together i think oh yeah we were too close to the screen i remember that specifically i uh so but but for other people this is kevin garnett who is a nba hall of famer. Very intense dude. He has a podcast now with Paul Pierce, who he was on the Celtics with. This is a player, Keon Dooling, who played with Kevin Garnett, who says something about Kevin Garnett's pregame ritual, which he's an NBA champion, anything is possible. Very intense dude.

He's got to have a very intense schedule he's kind of superstitious right like that's kind of the origin of i think or something along the lines of just like having the regiment having the you know the same thing every day makes him better at what he wants to do which is play in an elite level that is hasan getting the same uber eats every day so we can so we can stream it in elite level uh kg i wish i would have got to play with him earlier because like he unlocked something in you like nobody else man he was a sensei you know what i mean as far as giving himself to the game he did the same thing the same way the same time every every game every practice and he would get himself ready to play like no

other he's a perfectionist from the way he watched family guy before the game before the way you know he go you watch family guy before every game Keon Dooling said so and who's your favorite character Peter you know Peter Peter and Stewie and then yeah, unapologetically, Craig Meyer. But yeah, that's a whole other story. Every day that I would get to the arena, it all revolved around Family Guy being there at 6 o'clock, having my peanut butter and jellies. It was a real part of me how I calmed down

and how I got ready for games. Shout out to Family Guy. I didn't have to start watching Family Guy until hell. I grew up on like The Simpsons. You look more Bart Simpson than Peter. That's rude. Here's the thing. Nothing wrong with Family Guy.

A show I've enjoyed plenty in the past. It's still some more recent episode. Uh-oh, not quite there. But I don't think I want to tell anyone what my routine is even if it were not about family guy and if it were about family guy i'd probably be like oh it's push-ups something else so cool i do love i just the way that he he's like who's your favorite character peter you know peter or stewie or stewie or unapologetically quagmire. I don't like that, KG. That sounds like you're apologizing a little bit.

He's like, I'll say it. I think Quagmire's funny. Giggity. Kind of weird. I don't want to do it. Peter? Kind of a weird choice, right? What do you mean?

He's funny. Hey, man, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have talked shit. What if Peter's your favorite character? Hey, man. Again, I can't really do Peter beyond a few a few phrases so you'll never kill that chicken oh i remember that remember when he did that for a long time i did that whole clip going like doing a person doing itself i would have been so happy if he did a stevie voice i'll be like um people in boston must be

so excited that their man kg loves family is from i know he went to school in rhode island but i'm pretty sure he's from boston or new england i went to school in new england he's always like that's his whole shit. All right. Yeah. Dude, I don't think I would. I know he gets a trillion dollars from it, but he's got more money than he'll ever be able to spend on Needle Pass on, right? He's like old money Kennedy level. Yeah. I don't think I would have the stamina to keep doing the show.

I think I would like going in and voicing things as opposed to like, I'd eat boats. But he loved like, that's, I think I would just keep doing the show because the thing is, especially once you get that rich, I think you get bored. You know,

if you look at all these other rich guys who are in the news, they're fucking bored as shit, and that's why they're weird as hell. You know? Yeah, they're like arguing with people on Twitter because they don't buy their own groceries, so they're bored. Like, they have nothing to do in a day. I was trying to find, sorry, I was trying to find a clip of something I can't find find so I won't

show anyone anything. The first thing Can I say something about Family Guy real quick? And I said this to Jarvis the other day when we were hanging out.

You were saying that was lucky there's a man who positively can do. Yeah. It seems today that all you see is

You can do a little Lois. I got a little. You got a little Lois in you. I don't practice you're an unapologetic no you said giggity it's just loud

if you were offered like I don't know for whatever reason it just ends up with like hey Kevin Smith has another sitcom called like Kevin, Kevin, wait, Kevin James,

the Mart, the Mart man. Are we talking about Kevin Smith or Kevin James? Paul, because I, I imagined Kevin Smith as like, uh, I'm imagining Kevin Smith,

but he's wearing a larger and larger hockey jersey, comedically huge hockey jersey with little nude feet poking out of the looks he looks like a he looks like the Rizzler in like an adult size uh but Kevin James has like you know a new sitcom and it's called I've Got Too Many Daughters or whatever one of those where where are the boys at and you are the neighbor that pokes their eyes over the fence or whatever right you're his fun roommate and but you're like, you're always having parties, you know? He's getting divorced, and it's all about, like, becoming young again. I don't know. You get that offer.

You have to shoot for, like, it's like eight months out of the year. Travel on and off. But it knocks out, like, two seasons, 20 episodes, right? Okay. Millionaire. Yeah. Yeah, you're making a bunch of money. That is, but you are contracted to seven years of the show.

I mean. I mean, the answer is obviously yes. Yeah. But I, that physically feels insane to me. I don't think. Stamina wise. I don't think you, I think that's because you think about it after it's all said and done. Whereas like when someone gets into one of those things

they're like i'm going to do this for a few months and then it's like oh we got renewed okay well this was fun and now it's a little more familiar a little bit more community i like like my co-workers hopefully and then it kind of oh like let's keep this thing going i mean this is like pretty good three seasons three seasons okay all right okay oh. Ooh, 19. 19. Wow. Yesterday, I was on a date and- Hell yeah, brother. I was eavesdropping because what else am I going to do? You're perfect. But it was before.

I was like waiting. They were a little bit later. That is a weird moment. The process of like, it's almost like a pre-stage warmup. Yeah, because I was like sitting around i don't want to be too too on my phone in case like they walk in and i just like i'm scrolling um not a tricky look yeah but then i'm also like just like i did i didn't want to order because i didn't want to like like have a drink and then make them feel like i've been waiting for so long

that i had to buy something sure yeah an empty pint glass next to you right and so I just lightly had my phone open but in reality I was listening to the guy next to me who uh was a member of the blue man group and you could tell I could tell he was in full he blew himself um he was in the blue man group I'll tell you his whole story he was in the blue man group for four years full time but then he moved to New York and then he kept doing the blue men they kept asking him to do shows here and there so then 19 years later he's still blue

that one's tough no but that's what I mean he was a cool guy he was cool one's tough no but that's what i mean i mean like it's just and and it's funny uh he was cool until he said rihanna wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed that upset me that upset me how did it come up well he just kept talking about himself i remember when i stood under an umbrella no literally he was like well no i was actually on ellen by the way never heard his date say a thing i was gonna say he he asked his date questions about themselves and stuff right not to

my ear i mean to be fair he doesn't get to speak as a blue man so maybe he's getting it all out how rude is it that i was eavesdropping he was loud i think date i think public setting in general you can't help but overhear you can't hum i was in a bar with loud music they were playing uh roll to me by delametri a song i just knew learned that i knew but i saw the name of it and i didn't think it was a song i'd ever heard um and i was trying to i was like whatever i guess i'm just eavesdropping now because i had no choice it was like all the all the frequencies of the the cacophony of sound around me wavelengths were canceling out so all i could hear was this man's voice i just don't i think it's not your problem right and so then yeah and but then i'm telling people

his business on on sad boys but i mean i bet he would love that there's like what 4 000 blue men so it's fine just find the one that's uh on a date i guess or the one that was on ellen with rihanna yeah good point that's true not the sharpest tool in the shed they edit the show a lot we were in the back and wow she couldn't string a sentence together i was like whoa i don't believe you yeah i am i there's something there's plenty of unedited rihanna interviews out there there's no like hollywood isn't keeping a secret but rihanna can't like say a sentence i i do think there's like um look we we we were fun people we make fun of people here and there um it's nice gossip even outside of the microphone is always fun to do i like a little tea right but there is something uh i think very off-putting

at least yellow flaggy to me about when someone is on a date it's kind of a blue flag when that's that's a light warning silently though you can't say anything and you are bald you have to hit a drum there is the alarm i don't know about this guy he's playing a drum i think there's a little something off-putting to me about people that very actually not just on a date but just like early social experiences with people defaulting to kind of being a little mean about someone it felt very like mean hollywood but then again i was like the mean person here is ellen why are we yeah focus on that like ellen's like famously mean why rihanna get caught up in this i also the thing that was most fascinating to me is like how you refer to like

leno or letterman as like these like that's just like the institution he kept being like yeah and that's what brought me back to blue blue man like just calling it blue man just casually when i was blue uh playing my blue yeah it's like um the boss or something springsteen um that is an elegant la move that's actually the best uh over here is someone starting with that and then sneaking in the last name because they aren't actually confident enough the bus oh right that's hanging out with uh bruce springsteen mcdonald Catching up with Ben. And real quick, today's episode is sponsored by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform that allows creators and entrepreneurs to thrive and succeed online. We know our sad boys listeners, and you're a bunch of hustlers. You're a bunch of grustlers.

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really knew each other the we went to like an indie magic show in vegas we went to the second one together oh the one okay so i the first the one that i remember was the one where the guy kept making jokes about like immigrants oh yeah i won't say his name but i will say the thing we kept mixing it up with with which was the name r Magic, which would be a great magician name, but it's not real. I'll say his name. Wasn't it like something Hammer? Mike Hammer.

Oh, yeah. Rick Magic. I mean, I just remember him making jokes about brown people. He did some like, where are you really from type thing with the audience. He's doing the fucking face. He was like, he did some like, where are you really from type thing with the audience. He's doing the, he's doing the fucking face. He's, he's mewing.

Yeah. He kind of looks like, um, comedy made magic with an A. He kind of looks like Nick Lachey and,

uh, uh, Stabler from X-Files. Oh, the dream. Yeah. His thing was,

uh, he would point to the audience and, uh, yeah. So I think I know where you're from or something like that. And then he pointed to the audience and uh yeah so i think i know where you're from or something like that and then he pointed to another guy and he went like my name's sam and he went like okay i specifically remember him just going all right i mean

uh i'll actually i'll just ask how you're doing because I am curious. How you doing? What's up? I'm okay. I think. Currently in this moment, I always. I'm holding space. I'm holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity mainly. But I don't know. I feel like slightly off, but like from a, like a, drank like like one ounce too much coffee uh and that's tipped me into a weird physio logical place where it's like i need something but i don't know

exactly what to quell the feeling yes i'm just like powering through i need a tums for whatever this is yeah and it isn't tums yeah it's not t And it isn't Tums. Yeah, it's not Tums. It's not gummy candy, and it's not the coffee cake. We've tried the Bussy candy, yes. Yeah, the Haribo Fruity Bussy. Don't get it twisted. We are not sponsored by Haribo Fruity Bussy. That ambiguous.

It's not Haribo at all. It's very good. Don't worry about it this is a german company i don't know some shit who cares um we i mean that conditional anxiety where like you don't know how to treat the condition is a because you know generalized anxiety the hard part of it is learning that you can't like the accepting that it's not something stopping itself from like grabbing onto something right every now and then it just is something it just is a real thing and you're like well i wish i felt better about this

how do i do that thing and then you have to pivot to like no way this is a also it's 2025 why what happened i well no i just it's a fucking new year so that means i gotta come up with a new me oh that's right yeah and the accent you were trying out was not okay and i'm glad we cut the 45 minutes we did before this where i was entirely in character this is the new me and it you look it was fun it's just not you kind of get in trouble for doing that voice now right it's i'm cling on like yikes bell yeah whoa i'm talking about pon far thanks um a little little sartre you fuck your hannah sages down yeah i don't actually do that shit because i'm like a jock i was talking about the nba in the end i've been watching football so i played fantasy football

this year and i was so bad at it that I stopped looking at it. And I don't think it was my fault. I think like like my team, I think objectively was good. But there were so many injuries and so many like various like things that were out of my control that happened that I lost early in the season. A bunch. It got discouraged and then just closed the app or uninstalled it and never looked at it again because I was like, I hate this. I want a nice fantasy. I don't want a bad sad fantasy like ludwig was gonna what like technically was like in the fantasy group but wasn't uh actively playing and so he missed the draft and a bot drafted for him

and then he like won six weeks in a row and so he was not like literally just like the bot that made weird picks just happened to like win a bunch and so he was not like literally just like the bot that made weird picks just happened to like win a bunch and he like made it to the playoffs and i was like fuck this i i use a bot to pick i had if lamar jackson wins mvp which is still possible uh then i would have had like the mvp qb on my team and I still didn't get shit done. Anyway, so I've been watching football because the divisional rounds for the playoffs were happening and I just turned them on the other day and I got like, I haven't watched the NFL in so long, but this year I was trying to like figure out what was going on it literally is like learning

the characters after skipping a couple seasons of a show it's like a time skip happened and you're like oh my god i they'll like reference somebody i've heard the name of or remember you subtract yeah right it's like like uh like obviously tom brady's now retired but he was um commentating and i was like damn i remember him signing this big deal with Fox Sports or something. And I was like, oh shit, like Tom Brady's on commentary now. That's crazy because he was like playing for like all of my life basically. They'll like suddenly reference like the old guard of people. There are some people who are still in the league that I remember, but they're all on like different teams.

It's very weird. I'm like, Russell Wilson is playing for the Steelers. We've got a new scar over his eye and a hook hand. Right? No, exactly. That's kind of what it is. And,

uh, but, but I was watching, uh, Oh, right. So the Washington Redskins, they finally got that team to change their name after a million bajillion

years. And for like one season, they were like the washington football team hilarious that's right i remember hilarious like i've got ideas man i can give you a bunch uh so now they're the washington commanders and whoa that's cool and uh the washington uh elder dragon highlanders and the washington clan with a K. Their quarterback is this guy, Jaden Daniels,

who is a rookie. And he's like, basically people are saying he's the best rookie kind of ever. Cause he's like winning all these playoff games. And normally when a rookie does really well in like the post season, he's like carried by the team, but it's like, he's kind of carrying his team and they just won the divisional round. So they're going to like the championship in whichever division it is. NFC, AFC. I, again, don't really follow the NFL like that. So I don't remember, but I'm now kind of locked into like, there's games this weekend and then those will decide the Superbowl and the Super Super Bowl is next weekend. And I'm going to try to watch it because I'm like, I want to see the storylines. There's a few different storylines going.

Patrick Mahomes and Taylor Swift's boyfriend are going for the three-peat. No team has ever three-peated a Super Bowl. So that would be, it's true. In fact, because that's been my thing, I started watching football video essays, like sports video essays about every other team that almost repeated and what happened to them.

So there's history on the line. I don't think a lot of people understand the true flow state, the true Zen state of something that you're either getting into or casually into that's playing. You're screen maxing. You've got Bellatra open on your phone you're rocking runescape i'm gonna i'm gonna be balancing the two and also there's a new magic set coming out aether drift in february you have just the football on no sound you have

an aether drift uh pre pre pro whatever i'm like a video essay yeah i'm theorycrafting dude i'm i literally yeah no i was playing runescape leagues while like listening to, I watched every sports documentary on Netflix. Pretty much. I'm going to go through and see if I can find football ones that might be interesting to me now. Yeah. Because I have like,

I'm actually could be interested in it. Um, but there's like a lot of people. I had somebody recently asked me like how they get very anxious when they're bored and that i get i'm not like a big sign off on extrovert terminology i think it's kind of some myers-briggs bullshit what about ambivert whoa like f human being like everyone in the world uh i don't like ascribe to that kind of thing but i think there is a distinction between like needs roommates like that i do know people that are like i just can't live alone that like

gives me anxiety and i i they asked me like how do i spend i spend a lot of time alone electively sometimes a little too much but electively and it is like there was me like oh how do you do that and i'm like well what do i do i do the same thing that i've done for 20 years which is do play some piece of media while playing a video game and there is i don't know how to give that to someone else they're like oh i just i'm not really into anything i'm like i am you guys i've got one thing i have the one thing i do and i cannot i think some people that like think they also like being alone don't really get what we're saying we're not talking about like i like getting in a comfy bed with a warm pillow we're talking about 15 hours yeah we're talking about every couple days a truly heinously lonely day it's yeah it's weird because i i do that and i feel great until i don't and then i'm suddenly very lonely

and i'm like oh no i forgot who did this i forgot to engage in social interaction it is like investing a little bit where you're like, I don't initially want to do this, but like, or like going on a walk, like putting on your shoes. I hate putting on my shoes. And then you're outside and you're like, oh, I feel a little better from walking around. Right. Absolutely that.

It's very rare. Every single time it's like, I don't want to do that. This is time with the people I love. I could be doing nothing. Yeah, I did that recently. Jarvis, you're pop this guy back on. You don't like it.

I kind of have him tipping his cap kind of like one of the urban youths. Kind of with the understated swagger of a black teen. What was it? The exaggerated swagger of a black team what was it the uh exaggerated swagger of a black team this is uh like a ig and right it's an ig and review it's an idea review written by a black guy read by a white guy yeah and so it is uh literally it sounds like a vice documentary about the youth

like with the exaggerated swagger of a negro also Yeah, that's so funny. Also, he's talking about Spider-Man jumping off a roof. You know what those black teens are like when they jump off a roof? Yeah, when they're Spider-Man. Okay. Of course. They're Miles Morales. This episode is sponsored in part by Nutrafol. From stress and nutrition to hormones and lifestyle,

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else on another screen flow state i look in my chat and somebody's like make america great again deport the illegals and i'm like bro what are you doing we are playing the medieval clicking game right now get out he's not gonna help you that's so that's what i don't get it's like the in like the excited enthusiasm for like, we're going to uproot people from their lives, like their families. It's like, do you genuinely, like, are you genuinely happy? Or is this like a team sports?

Like I'm, this is my like parade for my team winning the Superbowl. I think that truly is why it's an impossible dialogue to have with people like that. Because they don't know we aren't doing that. Well, doing that about any politician. It's depressing to live like that. Yeah. To live through it. You know, honestly, it's like being one of those people that watches CW shows and then harasses the actor because of what their character did.

Yeah. Like, oh, you just don't get what's going on. You think this is real. I remember like when I was like a young teenager when like uh obama was elected and i was like you had the exaggerated swagger room well yeah i had the exaggerated swagger of a black teen which i was and i actually was the only black teen without the exact no swagger yeah uh i didn't get that dlc i had the exaggerated teeth of a black it was like an ota update that I did not receive.

Everyone's doing backflips off a building. Yeah, and I was like, can't be me. No, because I remember the excitement about Obama and everybody's wearing shirts and stuff. And I was like, that's what's up. Oh, yeah, dude. That's pretty cool. That's me.

And I was like, when I was, again, a teenager, it was before the drone strikes and stuff. And I was like you know it's like i when i was again a teenager i'm like it was before like the drone strikes and stuff and i was like what happened oh yeah um i was like okay you know these speeches are inspiring that's cool that's cool this guy's fun right but that was that was kind of like okay now i'm gonna go back to probably playing runescape or whatever the fuck i was doing and i just can't like now i do feel like more of a engaged citizen and like local politics and things like that um but i still think that you know these are public servants right like it's not the other way around it's

not they they're supposed to stand the populace they're supposed to stand the populace they're supposed to work for you and let's work on that it's funny we were talking about it um the day before yesterday i think because we have our little a little mini meeting and we are like what are we chatting about on the show let's see if there's anything like that's striking us and i remember we were we were talking about it and like as a topic as a genre there was something so off-putting about us being like i mean do we just even fucking touch on the politics element? Is it like so exhausting?

And now talking about it, I am back in because it is like, escaping like my actual political alignment, it's more like anthropology. Where I'm just like, what is, when that guy goes into that chat, what is the thing he walks away with? It's a thing that I've never tapped into.

Is it like an intense form of nationalism or patriotism? Is it like screenshotting and posting on Reddit? Is it when your team wins the World Cup and you're like, my country, my country has done such an amazing achievement. But I don't think Messi's going to Venmo me. I'm not expecting anything from me. When Tom McDonald makes a music video With Roseanne Barr called Daddy's Home What are we doing?

He's Canadian by the way Again that needs to be said He's Canadian He is an aspiring immigrant A thing they also don't like I don't know I just don't know any of it I don't understand any of it Immigrant means you don't make six figures

That's the rule You make below a certain amount of money and you're really anything but not beige beige plus darkness wise that's when you're an immigrant and then you're an expat if you're white those are the rules what can we watch this uh tom mcdonald thing because jacob has been rapping it all day jacob yeah he's been and he's saying all the words. I bet Roseanne Barr just got fired from Roseanne. I've been saying all the words. Tom McDonald is like a super, isn't he like really clean? He like doesn't say certain words.

He's edgy, but he's like, he's PG-13. Like it's, for me, it's weird to have a song called like. That's so crazy. This is serious. What is that? There's also one called goodbye joe who cares bro bro there's nothing more exhausting than seeing like someone just being weird online and you're like hey man why are you repping for this guy that doesn't care about you and they're like what and you like joe biden no not especially i think he's kind of a piece of it it's like no that's the thing it's like uh

i think that people think of this as like a binary, like, team sports thing. Where it's like, my team won. And I'm like, no, there's a secret third option, which is like, you criticize power. I think my team is the community around me that I care about. Oh, wait, I guess you don't have that. So that would make sense. If you're busy, if you're a 4chan posting, if you're Kiwi're kiwi farms core then yeah i guess you don't have people to care about sorry pal it is a artificial way to feel connected with other people when in reality enforced by the people in power it is beneficial but it yeah you just you uh you don't have like true connection when you same thing with team

sports i mean it's the exact same thing where it's like you know you you see a guy wearing a patriots hat you go hey go go pats it's like yeah go pats it's like you don't know each other right and you have nothing in common maybe there's a fun when it doesn't involve like legislating people's lives right uh like a way that that i'm like on board with it you know it's like i've had you know i've hit a to hell with georgia to somebody wearing like a georgia tech right hoodie or what's the good word is like a thing georgia tech thing but hell with Georgia yeah because Georgia Georgia Tech have an in-state

rivalry and so there's like a thing called like what's the good word to hell with Georgia but when like people's lives are at stake but this also just feels like pick me boyfriend content yes where it's like I'm actually the perfect

like POV you have a boyfriend who loves you content it's except for it's like, I'm actually the perfect, like, POV, you have a boyfriend who loves you content. Except for it's goodbye, Joe. Wait, so Tom McDonald and Roseanne Barr. For those not familiar, maybe being introduced into the grim universe of Tom McDonald and the expanded universe. Think of any of the annoying libertarian commentary people that should be derided and hated your matt walsh's your venture heroes all of the manlets and then apply that to an aspiring pro wrestler who immediately failed approximately the height of about one foot five that is canadian but committed to the american mission not because he is a failed wrestler then

failed uh rapper who then pivoted his content because he had a video that was successful does he also say like both sides are bad i'm just in search of the truth but then all of his content is like externally pro-drop it is cowardly like that's all i see is he's not like wow he's really saying it to get back at people no it's because every he's gonna do it in this one for sure where he says yeah i'm upsetting people because of the things that i say what were the things tom the stuff that i do and say you know the opinions i have don't ask about them they are concrete definitely not based on what people will give me money for um okay so i'm curious yeah uh roseanne barr comedian who i guess is excited that daddy's home. Is daddy Trump?

Please tell me it's not. Also, the— Please tell me that's not what they're doing. That's got to be right. To give some background for people who maybe aren't that familiar with Roseanne Barr, because, honestly, she hasn't been relevant for a really long time, is that in the early 90s, she had a very successful TV show. She was a comedian, and then she had a very successful sitcom.

Called Roseanne. Called Roseanne. That was about being a working-class family. That was like not having— Middle-earth, a working-class family with John Barrowman. I'm not sure. Goodman. Goodman, not Barrowman.

Okay. And it was— A few good men. Goodman. Not Barrowman. Okay. And it was. A few good men. It was very relatable and funny, you know. And then. Pretty informative to like 90s sitcom culture. It was like a big deal. It was.

The reverse of Frasier. It was. Yes. And it was very. It made a lot of careers, including the woman who did Gilmore Girls. Oh. Lorelei. No, Amy Sherman Palladino.

Palladino. I was going to say Pasadena. Amy Burbank Pasadena. Eddie Burbank Pasadena. Wait, okay. So we can probably only show clips of this like small clips of this because it'll get

because I think that he will just claim it and so that your blood pressure doesn't rise put a blood pressure monitor on the screen so that you can you have time to get over the cringe

dude I'm obsessed with the titles of these wild horses and wild ones two different two different songs wild horses and wild ones I think Jacob's so excited right now because he has been dying

to listen to more and talk about more Jacob's in a warm sweat it's the sweat that you get when you're excited I will say on my own time I will be watching the letter okay well let's just let's just watch this thing show me daddy

this again who cares we won you mad okay so now it's like is this the mask off moment where he's like I mean we knew this the whole time

but now he's like we won did you but he also made the song about about the shooter missing yeah

he made the you missed song yep that's true. Who, who's you? Yeah, who is- That's the issue. It's shadowboxing. It's woke lips. It's a, or the shooter.

He's just being a diss track about the shooter, only the shooter. You know who's the most annoying people in the world? It is lips. Like we, I'm very much leftist in my ideology, but if Joe Biden won, and I went online, went we won that is that's embarrassing yeah it's so embarrassing if bernie won who i did align with at the time

i would still not have posted we it's so it's such a weird like kind of yeah it's just like kissing and licking the boot dude me and me and Peyton won. We played together. I was out there on the field. I mean, even in sports, I would never say we won. Embarrassing. Which I think a lot of people do say. I think I would say we won. Like when I talk about the Florida Gators back in the Tim Tebow days.

We won a national championship. You have some regional collection. Yeah, well, it was like my hometown, so it was like a whole big thing. You go Gators, chomp, chomp. But even then, sometimes sports fans take it a little too far as if they did play. Yeah. They're like, we really hustled out there. I was like, wait, what are you talking about?

Wearing a sports jersey is cosplay. That is what it is. I haven't really worn one, but I kind of want to. Other than Troy Bolton's jersey, of course. Representing my Wildcat King. that is what it is it's not like i do i i haven't really worn one but i kind of want to other than troy bolton shows you of course uh that's representing my my wildcat king uh i that's me actually i saw like i follow um like some nba trainers on instagram and sometimes they'll be like you know hey this kid is like a really highly ranked recruit in like the class of 2027 or something and like they're gonna you know probably play when you're in college and then go to the nba and they'll just show they're just

doing their workout and it's all it's usually like check out this seven foot child who's incredible at basketball and he's gonna take over the world someday and then there's always a guy in the comments who's like he needs to work on a shooting form oh yeah sure and then i click it it's just a dude yes it's never kg no it's never shack it's never yeah never and shack and talk right yeah and he will though shack will talk oh yeah he'll talk and he couldn't shoot himself out of his literally anybody's the goat in any sport but then again shack can shoot better than me probably you're better than that commenter yeah okay so we won we won you mad well it should be the republicans won you're sad which he is gonna rhyme by the way because that's the only way to go oh of course there's only so many right i mean it's like rhyme zone only goes so far i'm glad rhymezone.com it's red It's rad. I mean, you called it.

It just never. Look at that one kid. The mix is really rough. Can you put the closed captions on? By the way, there's already a song called Daddy's Home and it's by Usher and it's extremely sexual. I mean, this one's already pretty sexual too. Why you made the song? Choose a different name. Daddy's Home is crazy. Call it He's Back. this one's already pretty sexual too yeah i'm like why did why you made the song choose a

different name daddy's home is crazy yeah cold cold he's back the king the crown the king has the king has returned to his yeah what what do a medieval theme i just can't get it it's just like such a it's such a little submissive way to do it it's uh my little daddy and then he's like you mad okay let's just you know let's keep it up in mind i can take a bath in your tears that's a fact you got lipstick all on your beard you're a man that is cap that is cap cap cap cap oh i don't i don't want look i don't want to get caught up in racial conflict or whatever. Unlike you, Anastasia. I love it. This video is really doing nothing for the claims that white people condense.

That was rough. That was the entire crowd. That was an indictment of all of middle America. But the thing is, if I'm choosing someone to do my rap song with me, I'm not going to choose Roseanne Barr. So like when you you when your favorite political party which is just a ridiculous concept to me but uh when's do is it like you drive outside of the lanes that's like what you do that's cool because daddy's home um because my little daddy is home to tickle my belly he said something else that i loved as my father would

say when he has road rage what are you doing oh he already hit that it's like dude it's like such a it's such a um pander dude like he hit the transphobia so quick and not well do you know what i mean they as in when i say well i mean like with if you when you criticize air quotes whatever yours the idea is that that if you don't come from a place of authority or you don't have any information or if it's a joke, you need to say it from a place of experience or information. You can tell if somebody's lightly offensive joke, if they know people of that community or something, you can always tell and it also just needs to be if you're gonna be a weird hog like mon frere here you have to do something new the joke was bearded you've got what are you doing your beard and then they would make this joke in the future yeah he hit the bearded lady shit like he's a fucking hear ye hear ye carnival marker from like 1492. He's like, these are some Shakespeare jokes.

What are you doing, brother? And we're supposed to sit back. And the idea is that we are listening to this, the, you know, the enemy. And just being like, fuck, daddy's home. I'm bathing in, they're bathing in my tears, which I have for certain. I don't know if they get that we're laughing at them. I, well, so my thing is like, if you're a grifter, you don't care, right? Because it's just like, this is just, there's someone who's like kind of taking the bait

and then you're just making money off of the ad revenue. There's a reason you pivoted away from the thing you used to make immediately after one. And this is fun. You know, you have a little, it's's fun to do i imagine you have yourself a little parade it's like you have your daddy have a little birthday party for yourself yeah it's like spider-man comes it's like when any professional sports team uh wins some kind of championship in philadelphia and they burn down the city that's what this is right but they're not brave enough yeah the greatest philadelphia the city where uh all guns

and drugs everything is legal oh yes i've been hearing about this the experiment oh no it's always gunny that sounds like a purge style movie the experiment it's just a clinical trial wait what was it what was it rosambar says like daddy brown he's like the untalented you know what's weird about this i will say is that of all of the people like this i genuinely i do not believe that roseanne barr is a grifter the amount of her career that she has destroyed yeah and then she is just a resentful bitter racist yeah and there is in a pure old school racist sense where it's nothing to do with their like at this point nothing to do with their life experience or the background they got really rich doing something and they already had terrible opinions.

Came back, has apparently just always been a nightmare to work with. And now they're insane. There's nothing to redeem here, nothing to change. But you can see any of her special, maybe two years ago or something. What did she get canceled for originally? Why do people call her a racist? I don't remember. Being offensive, because you can't handle it. I actually

don't remember the specifics, but they were going to reboot. They canceled Roseanne Tuesday morning after the show's lead, left a series of racist tweets the night prior. And then they killed her off at Roseanne, which is pretty cool. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, okay. So she wasn't racist. She was just referring to former obama aide valerie jarrett as the offspring of the muslim brotherhood and planet of the apes so not racist the offspring of a planet okay that doesn't make any sense they're so bad at this they're so bad i'll say it i could be a better racist i think i've got the hard way and wanda sykes was a consulting producer on this too so i just look actually something i will say is that i'm not like generally an advocate for uh like blankedly saying that people's like output online or often not jokes but like you know when uh shangri-la's got fired from snl yeah for like doing it it's like okay well

that was like a not a great bit and so and so but also this is not indicative of something bigger like they're not getting rid of shane because he'll put a bunch of offensive accents in snl it's it's an optics thing and that's fine snl is a show and a business and they can choose to do that but to i think there's like this weird disconnect for people where when you are so team sports oriented and you are ousted from something you think it is about that yeah like the distribution network for roseanne did not get rid of you because they are they care about the the snowflakes and the soy feelings. They got rid of you because you're going to make them

get less money and more harassment. Yeah. They don't, they don't care about me. They don't care about anyone. If the actual cultural consensus was just this stuff

and the viewing audience all aligned with this stuff, then this would be the media that came out. Yeah. But there's a reason that the, all of the grifters pivot from doing kind of usually like mainstream media stuff.

Ben Shapiro was an aspiring screenwriter. He's from LA. He burned out. Did dog shit. Steven Crowder tried to be an actor, flamed out, did a bunch of dog shit. I think Jordan Peterson was born in that same pit that they got the orcs out of. And they dig through a bunch of dirt and grime and they found him and he's like, I think Jordan Peterson was born in that same pit that they got the orcs out of.

And they dig through a bunch of dirt and grime and they found him and he's like, get me out of the mud. I want to fight tree beard. I found the tweet. It's right. It's literally what they said. I don't know why they don't quote the tweet in some of these articles, but it's Muslim Brotherhood ampersand planted of the apes had a baby equals vj valerie jarrett that's such a boomer it's like such a i guess because she's also just like it it's um it's just like it's just saying all the words

just like the word soup on twitter where it's like george soros blah blah blah that's why it chips it has to be. You notice how generally, and I'm probably as guilty as anything. I'm so content-pilled or whatever. But so often when people are arguing online, the comparisons they make are never of life experience or policy or so and so. It's pop culture references. Because these people are so screen-maxed.

They're so brain-broken. That's life. What you consume and how you consume it is life like the lib rebellion is why i listen to pod save america to save people that's what i do if i were to listen to a different show people might die it's the thing you consume is the that's the victory in somehow yeah that that that's virtuous i watched head lasso because i'm a positive person i'll say it i own a friend of the pod shirt that's fine i mean i have no issue with that joke it is like the way people talk i bought it like when the show came out and i was like oh this is cool mean, but it's fine. I guess. It's what you're doing with it.

Just like if you listen to like, I don't know, if you listen to Taylor Swift because you enjoy the music or you listen to Taylor Swift because you think it will heal world starvation or something. You're like, wait, that's not what the mission is. That's not how it works. I think, yeah, it's like, I think everybody has their own journeys with these things too.

And I don't even know. I think it's just a case of how much harm you do with it, right? I do think like to your point, Jordan, like when people get so deep into the go team mentality, when it has to do with politics or anything that actually impacts people's lives. They

go so hard into it that they think they're making a difference by making this rap video. I just don't understand what this accomplishes. But I bet Roseanne, just don't understand what this accomplishes. But I bet Roseanne,

I don't know about Tom McDonald, but I bet Roseanne thinks that she's changing hearts and minds to her side. Again, she's like content broken. That's all that matters. It isn't like policy or it isn't lives changing. It's interesting because

even if she's not a racist like in the traditional sense i mean that's you could make a compelling argument you know but but the puzzle pieces are there but i i at the very least like if you compare like i i wonder what people think because it's like immediately people get very defensive with like free speech, blah, blah, blah. But it's like, if you compare a black person to an ape, it's like, this is a famous, it's like,

this is a famous racist, like caricature and trope. And you're engaging in that. And whether you did it on purpose or not. Yeah. People are going to call that racist. Like you can't be surprised. And you,

your, it's a kind of the, you can't say anything. It's like one of the most famous, like, racist things. One of the first ones. It's like, instead of trying to understand your own inherent biases and, like, deep-seated feelings, because that's such an old racist thing instead of being like oh shit like yeah i i recognize that that's inside me somewhere yeah um just valerie jared is what is what is

their ethnicity even they're iranian see so now i don't even know what this is iran's one of the ones those guys don't know about that's like there's a polish which what is that iraq so i guess that's where the muslim brotherhood stuff comes from i just i'm still trying to i'm still trying to i'm not offended because i don't understand i truly i just don't even like i just say wow that's crazy i think why the default for so many people has been like transphobia, especially lately as it's been pushed arbitrarily. There's transphobia is like intuitive for these guys because they don't interface with it.

They don't think about it at all. Like also that is a, that's shadow boxing. That's a fake target like anytime somebody online is trying to be transphobic they get cooked by trans people because overwhelmingly it the people making those jokes or trying to are dumb as bricks well and they also just like you're saying don't know what they're talking about yeah it's like oh these bearded ladies and then like there's like a trans woman with a beard will be like yeah why is it fucking that's that i am doing that yeah like how well um you wear a dress like yes yes i do fuck

shit i okay uh yeah valerie jarrett light-skinned black woman who was born in iran so that's i think would be where the ingredients came from for the like quite literally just like putting two and two together pb and j it's a baby racism like it's just so it's so straightforward i thought there was more to it i mean like if i like tom mcdonald is like his maple leaf canada hair short man which actually is pretty good they tried to cancel me and say that i'm a racist okay that did happen they succeeded i would say actually got a mean hook they can't get me with that jab okay that's a vaccine thing it's really it's like a bingo you know what i mean like i feel like okay mark mark the jab it's uh okay jab cool that's actually a fun Tom McDonald.

Bingo. Not a bad idea. Just use the same one every time. Um, two genders. Oh, cross it off. In both of their verses.

It's like, come on, have some, some variety. Cause he wrote it for you. You get that pap. Oh. And then they also talk about truck.

Try and take away my weight. Try and take away my rights to go and say this. Free speech. So she's talking about free speech. But it's funny that she says take away my rights because. I would be fucked up. Because I think something that happened in the Supreme Court recently did take away some rights. But not the speech ones, I guess.

That's the one. That's the right. That's the right. that's the right and then everything else i will never maybe it's just i am too pedantic and in like technical correctness matters to my brain but like whenever how can you say take away my right to say this well you still have the right to say it and you're saying it right now and then there's screw there's a random eminem reference for no reason. Screw Eminem, bitch. I'm Roseanne.

But I do think that Eminem's probably said some bad stuff about Roseanne. I would not be surprised. He said a lot of bad things about a lot of women. He said bad things about Hillary Clinton, in fact. He was a big Eminem fan and then Eminem spoke poorly about him, right? Eminem went woke. It's funny because... Get away from me.

Don't say that. No free speech. It's funny. It's so funny because Eminem has said so, so many incredibly heinous things to like even argue that like Eminem's going woke just because he doesn't like your favorite, because he doesn't like daddy. He doesn't want to get his little kiss on the forehead when he goes to sleep. The famous line from this is why they try to turn Becky into Dan.

Becky and Dan are both characters from the Roseanne TV show. But they didn't do that. This is an unannotated genius page because no one cares about the song, actually. We have cracked more about the lyrics of the song than anyone. Dan isy's father okay so we don't so now you're looking too far into it you know she probably doesn't know that she's probably misremembering it like she's just going girl name boy name yeah yeah adam adam and steve right okay now we can play the some more, because now we'll know what she's saying.

So are they shooting us? She looks so lost. Her mouth is just open in a bunch of these staring. Wait, what? Liar. your head and wear a shirt that says you're wrong if you can't handle a lot of facts and makeup lies about it say goodbye to joe your daddy's coming home coming home wait okay there's no not a person who's like a fanatical fan of joe biden like there's no that person just does not exist that's so much the case that they destroyed the campaign yeah that's so funny so crazy like they think we call him daddy it's so such shadow boxing it's like this other thing the you in this the second person referred to in these things does not exist hey is he in the room right now with you does is the fan of joe biden

can you see it's like the mysterious like libs of tiktok like villain that's why they have to use the same joe biden well no no no they say now your daddy's home your daddy no they say goodbye to joe your daddy's coming home my dad so who trump is coming home because you have to say goodbye to joe he's saying Trump's your daddy now. Wait, does he mean? I would not say goodbye to Joe because he's going back to your house. Oh. But I'm probably wrong. No, I think daddy's home because they keep saying we won and stuff. Shave your head and wear a shirt that says you're woke.

What? What does that mean? Shave your head? I do like gang signs at the end. Now your daddy's home, gang signs? Gang signs. Now your daddy's home, gang signs? Gang signs. Now your daddy's home, gang signs. Does anyone-

Is this the gang sign they were talking about? It is so incredibly cringe to flip off a camera- It's tough, dude. In 2025. Come on, man. And try to look cool. I would do it as a joke, but it's too embarrassing. It's hilarious.

It's like calling somebody a poopy head. I'm making the no-no symbol with my hand. Well, you're mad well you're mad you can pay me an amount to have rosanne shaker rump next to my i was just gonna say her like grinding her ass on him is very you mad i'm i am mad and i'm uncomfortable i'm gonna shave my head screw you eminem i'm Roseanne. It's so funny because he's Canadian. It gets me every time. Well, that's why it's our daddy. It can't be his.

Also, he just says wave the flag. So it could be applied to any country. Right. We don't know who is going to replace Justin Trudeau. That's true. We don't know who's going to win the election. Oh my God. I guess we know who's going to replace Justin Trudeau, but we don't know who's going to win.

He's going to do a Canadian remix of this song. Just like, God bless him. Or, uh, what's the song? It's a proud to be Canadian. No,

it's not even proud to be a Canadian. I'm proud to be in Canada. I'm on a trip with my school. I wanted to see the leaves they're so cool I like leaves what are the so okay so how many comments let's play the game how many comments until I'm a 74 year old

I don't normally like this I don't normally like hip hop music who comments the top ones like they're pissed and the ha ha pin doesn't count the fact that is oh wow I was not expecting Roseanne to blatantly say, screw you.

M and M. I actually spit out my water. This is, it's just so vanilla. It's so weird to see someone being like, huh? Can you handle this? Like,

it's like, you might as well comment on like an episode of car. You can, you handle the, it's just such a funny, like the not on my bingo card thing is such a like joke for me and my friends. Right. Not by being like, Roseanne and Eminem beef was not my 2025 bingo card.

2025 trash fire moment. Crazy how I grew up watching her show in the 90s and now I see her on a rap music video. That is really crazy. Yeah. Dude, this is like when we uh if we do an episode with like a friend of ours and they're like i can't believe they know each other i never knew seeing roseanne with long braids was something i needed in my life oh that's sad that's sad to hear i'm sorry roseanne bar becoming a rap star bars was not on my 2025 bingo card dude stop read the comments

before you this is like ruth conda forever dude wow there's still no this is the kind of crossover i can really give up yeah there's actually that's all this is this is actually somehow missed retirees like go roseanne finally your turn mama oh. Oh, she's married too. No, she didn't. No, she didn't. Wow. She's so quirky. I love her. No, she didn't continue being on Roseanne. Dude, she has that.

No way she has that bag of chips on her head. Dude, she's so random. If this could have been performed at the inauguration, it would have been insanely epic. A dog. Oh, lay epic bacon moment. moment now can we please get rosanne back on d bro this is absolutely fire snoop and martha got competition i love this collab me thinks this is reddit it's reddit wording you know what i mean this is awesome bacon

novels at midnight someone's saying she ate who taught you that yeah come on who taught you that was it someone you were arguing with online oh here we go i'm not into rap but this song perfectly embodies we the people's emotions now wait whoa does that photo of that guy is he holding a guitar is it that's so cool bon jovi 1987 actively trying to uh undo one of the oldest amendments to the Constitution? But it's different. No, no, no, but it's different now. I can't stop, stop sign, watching it. Why is there a stop sign? You know when people reply to somebody, as you say, it's like us.

It doesn't happen a lot, but every now and then one of us will get a DM or a comment or whatever, and it's like, you're just jealous of Ben Shapiro or whatever. It's like, no, no. If I didn't have any principles, I'm very confident I would,

I would make so much money in that bullshit. I can be the Daily Wire guy. I'll dance for him. I'll be like, you gotta, I'm sick of these immigrants too. I can do a fake accent.

I can pretend I'm not an immigrant. I can do all this. Like Tom McDonaldcdonald exactly the thing that's in our way is we care about things like real actual things that's wild though um or i'm sorry that happened whatever i need to say it's it's just so submissive to be like or no but i guess like they're saying your daddy's home so he's saying trump is your daddy yeah but still but but he's that his day he's also your daddy all right what else we got what else you got jacob go ahead take a swing at me i gotta tighten this up oh yeah also there were there are lots of new crypto coins um associated with trump and and melania of course there's trump coin there's money coin they're official all the

exchanges are like falling over themselves to list it because it helps legitimize their their business and also trump is going to be the one who's hiring the people to regulate and legislate these uh entities and he hires based on google so whatever he searches whatever comes up and this is different than jimmy carter selling his peanut farm uh jimmy carter he was he was trying to make money hand over fist and trump doing this crypto thing he's just trying to do something good for everybody make new money so you can buy the money for all of himself and all of the people who stop asking about fixing the infrastructure in your state stop asking me about health insurance i'm i made a meme

of my wife that you could buy for some reason i don't uh follow any crypto stuff or trump stuff on twitter brokey but but when i logged on to twitter yesterday, I kept getting in my feed all these tweets where it's like, do not buy this other Trump coin. That one's not official. Buy this one. That one's a bad idea. We already talked about the Trump NFT collection. Oh, that's right. Yeah.

Those are at least funnier. You know what? I feel like people are overly generous about this. I hope you lose all your money. I hope it destroys your life. I don't fucking care. You're weird. Darwinism.

I think, you know, to play Angel's Advocate once again. I'm the bad boy. Give me a leather jacket i'll say that like i don't want everybody to lose all their money i uh but i just i think financial um literacy is something that is not readily available and taught to people and maybe they want to believe what they're being told no everybody makes horrible financial choices but not everybody can align with the philosophy that you should kill people that are different than you well because also you're hearing all these

even though people know because like the milani one is like overtly a meme even on like the website for it it has the description of a meme at the bottom which is so helpful for me but yeah it's like one of those things where it's like well yeah it's like a meme but like i keep hearing about all these people making all this money so this will be my problem solved which is but then actually you are those people's exit liquidity you were those people's the money that those people are using to actually cash in how many times does this have to every every time happens over and over and over again until the rich people have extracted every last dime poor people have. And it's like, it should not

work that way, but okay. If you insist. What is this like? Yeah, but this time mindset. What is this? You had four years of your material conditions not improving at all. Only getting worse. And then you got another four years of being ignored. not improving at all, only getting worse.

And then you got another four years of being ignored. But that's because the Dems were stopping Trump from doing everything he wanted. Oh, and then the Dems were barred. It still, it just was stagnant. And then we're like, well, we should bring Trump in and then they can be also bad. But. It's like, no, these, all these people hate you. And it sucks.

But the daddy is, he's not your dad. I'm me when I'm not Eric. Or the other one. The Baron. There's actually a really funny quote from Ivana Trump, his previous wife. Right. Her memoir where he says, don't name my son after me. What if he's a nerd?

It happened. He knew. He knew. He had it behind him, man. This is a tale as old as time with MLMs and mail order scams. These scams have been happening forever. And I feel like this is the exact same thing. The crypto where it's like, you get rich quick.

That's why it's called that. Somebody has to not, because otherwise you'd be splitting it up. There are benefits of crypto. However, all of these projects are not actually doing anything. They're literally just created to extract money from you by people who already hold the cards. And they present it as an opportunity. They present it as an investment when in reality it's a casino where the house always wins. That's kind of how you should think about it.

I mean, there's a reason that they aren't just launching it and calling like like uh bold coin or like silver cash they are calling it a meme thing that you like like if i go to a casino and i have a choice between three slot machines and one of them's indiana jones themed i'll do that one yeah i'm a little nerd i like that oh the sopranos it's not like they are treating you like a baby. And I have the same financial advice that I would for the people who bet the house on Pokemon cards. It's like the same amount. Maybe it's not the same.

But it's an equal degree of financial risk that many people are engaging in that can't afford to lose out on that risk. And it's like, that's very scary and very irresponsible, but. I mean, I,

and I, yeah, I will angel advocate, I guess I, when I say obviously like, I hope your life's destroyed, you lose all your money. I'm not speaking about the people who are only being manipulated,

think they're popular populists and like genuinely out of desperation are trying to generate revenue that makes sense and it is a lack of financial education which is itself a deliberate choice on the part of uh u.s institution to keep people stupid so they can't help the turbo tax lobbies against simplifying tax languages are all real things it's actually you know i think this is a good uh point that while we go through all of, it's really important to keep in mind that it is institutions or like the powers that be that we should be targeting and blaming, not individuals. Because I think it's so easy to be like. You voted for Trump, you're a fucking monster and and it's like whatever if

you're mad about that that is your right you can do that but and plenty of people are and that's fine recognize that that person is being played by the powers that be just as much as everyone else's and also whenever you know like joe biden says he's going to do something and then doesn't do it that's also the public exactly you know and so and for the same reasons they're all just doing it for wealth the allegiance is to wealth and power and not to the constituents of like the american public and that's where they're which is the system not it's like the system working as intended so to speak but it's like not the system as we want it to work. Not as advertised.

As advertised, yeah. It's not working as advertised. And I get it. I do understand that people are like, well, wait, my well-being and conditions have not improved under X or Y person. They must not be competent. And I think that is a very naive way of looking at it

it's just how it's always worked though because that's why politics is such a pendulum pendulum because this is going to happen again like yes or you know barring trump pulling out some crazy shit in terms of uh being president for life being president for life and that kind of stuff but outside of that it's always like the person who is president, the incumbent, they go, okay, well, eggs are still expensive and they were supposed to get cheaper, so what gives? Right? And so that is a thing that you can push off that reality

to a boogeyman only so long. The caravan of immigrants, it's right at the border. Remember that? Yeah. They're going to invade and it's going to be the so many immigrants. It's a really slow caravan of immigrants it's right at the border remember that yeah they're gonna invade and it's gonna be the so many immigrants really slow car it's gonna be like call of duty zombies but like immigrants but they're that type of zombie that lumbers slowly not the ones that run right and they're like right at the border right i cannot trust this enough they're like so close

turns out we have a wall we have a big fence so they couldn't get in but they could have oh my god we were so close thank god though you uh and so they couldn't get in, but they could have. Oh my God, we were so close. Thank God, though. And no, it hasn't been here the whole time. Actually, I made it just in time. I did a Fortnite build, actually, where I was able to construct the wall right in the right... Yeah, quickly, I was able to do it. That's a really nice visualization for what happened with the TikTok ban,

which we don't have to go into because it's old news at this point. Yeah, TikTok ban. I mean, TikTok still can't come back on the app store until, I don't know when. What's the deal with the TikTok being back in the app store? I don't know why people uninstall the app. That was a thing that was like telegraphed as hell. Because like Biden leaving and then trump coming in trump was already like i'm gonna you know postpone the ban for 90 days or something like that while we figure this out like figure what out and then right but then but we like knew that was happening and then they did the thing where like it was like a fake out for babies where they're like oh it's closing down it's closing and i'm closing the door i pray it's closed and it's and it's daddy and it's close everyone's asleep everyone's

asleep okay it'll be down while everyone in america is asleep everyone's up it's back wow trump saved it thank you oh i gotta say man i we had plenty of friends with it i felt like it was going insane like everybody posting like you have to the good ship take time like do you believe in y2k do you think the poor patrol are the real police well no but what is it you guys know this is a trick right no no triple h really didn't know he was gonna win that and like there is still stuff that needs to be figured out for tiktok and obviously it's not been added back to the um it's not been added back to the the app store but the at the very least we knew it wasn't going down at least according to what everyone said tiktok prematurely put it down just to put that statement up yeah it's like it's exactly like

it wasn't even the day that they said it was gonna have to go down it's it's just so funny to look at something like that and be like wait this is how a lot of people and it again it's like a this isn't something you should have to consider we should not live in a world where these are the kind of things you have to be aware of like if the ideal world is where no one has to consider policy of philosophy it's just people live pleasant lives. But if you do, the things you should have to think about should be local politics, right? Local lobbying, who do I help, state by state,

if that's the kind of stupid shit you care about. Really, it should just be like everyone's treated well nationally, whatever. I'm insane. Leave the EU. I don't know. You fucking idiots. There is no way that if you just even like kind of like skeptically like a little bit close you're just like yeah i guess the government's just banning

tiktok you're like it with no resistance no man this is like yeah i guess i'll like somebody shoots an alley-oop and you're like i just want i'm gonna dunk it like this was a freed up like why would they not do it? It's like, I don't know, man. It's funny how many times this has flip-flopped to you. Because on a previous episode, I alluded to the fact that TikTok was probably going to get banned. And the thing that changed was that they, like, Trump started saying he wasn't going to ban it. Well, and he was like, had a very good conversation with uh

with mr talk he said the china did states of america no you were saying that no oh wait okay so one uh thing i sent to jacob this morning imagine myself i sent it to anastasia this morning i hadn't watched the daddy's own music video, but I got sent like someone on, on Instagram sent me this. And I was like, what am I looking at? While I'm like wiping the crust from my eyes. It's what I sent you on Instagram.

So the caption is dancing to daddy's home all the way in africa so they're in africa somewhere somewhere but then i don't i just there's some i have so many questions but yes uh tommy title did post this to his instagram story this is from him yeah oh oh he that's sweet oh it's from handover gang unreal look at the impact daddy's home is having all over the world what is that go ahead and then he goes today is the last day your downloads of daddy's home count on billboard please give it to him this is like here are the ways to stream yummy hey what's up guys uh family matters is live now if you could boost that shit so i can own kendrick

um you can just play it in the background if you want just please anything come on put it on cycle while you sleep that would be really cool i just don't know what i'm looking at and why are they wearing pink it doesn't feel like it matt there is like a photo of trump on that poster board but we can't read it yeah also if you separate this from like national sentiment it's kind of just a song about your dad yeah it's like and i don't they love rosetta like i don't know that the song is like is it am i like oh it does say daddy's home america that's a too big a poster for too little of text right that? That's a lot of space. Yeah.

I'm actually really mad and I'm sad and I don't wave a flag. Go cry. Okay. Okay. If you're sad, you should go cry. Bathe in my tears. Watching that video and being and crying.

Well, isn't the idea here is like there he's dressed as a clown. Yeah. I don't. Did they know? I don't know. I genuinely don't know. Are they making fun of America?

Or are they loving Trump? The message is lost on me. Let me tell you that. Should I reach out to my brother and be like, are you guys doing this? I mean, this is definitely not Kenya, right? Or maybe it is. I don't know. Let me check.

With my powers. Duh. But anyway, that was fun. And everything's great. And I'm crying. And I'm mad. I don't wait for the flag and i'm so sad oh dude somebody posted a reaction gif we shouldn't have tried to cancel roseanne i shouldn't have gotten annoyed about the show anyway i hope everybody's doing okay out there yeah i mean we're trying to have a little fun with it obviously it is uh a lot of very horrific news we want to to give you. And it's constant.

Acknowledging it, but also giving a little levity. Support those around you. Yeah, I mean, stay focused. Stay local if you need to. Start local. Local communities are important and matters. And don't feel guilty if you just completely need to shut down. If it just is overwhelming, obviously, don't blame yourself for any of that yeah anastasia yeah i agree oh no i was just gonna say goodbye oh goodbye except not goodbye

because we're gonna go over to sad boys nights and it's so funny this is like a dark podcast and then we're like oh we're on sad boys nightsadboy's Nights. We're going to look at Oscar. It's Oscar season. We got to have some balance. A little bit of balance. If you fancy it. And then what else we got over there? We're doing that and then playing some games, goofing and gaffing, having a laughing. Yeah.

We're watching the show Laughing, which is from the 70s. Famously, Ronald Reagan was a guest, was on that show, I think. Can we Google it? Was Ronald Reagan on laughing? Or was it Nixon? It was Rogan. Nixon, who's not a crook.

Not a crook. I keep bringing this up, but he resigned so that he wouldn't be impeached, which I think is so funny. So he is not a crook. He is not a crook. He fact and logic'd them. No one today would ever resign.

Yeah, Rowan and Martin's laughing. Put Nixon, because I don't think it's Reagan. It wasn't. Maybe it was Nixon. It was Nixon. Damn it. Which president? It was Nixon before he was president.

Oh, and he was still a streamer. All right. I tried. I tried to make a little reference, but I said the wrong president. God damn it. Okay. We're going to shoot Jarvis. We end every episode of Sad Boys.

Well, we are currently shooting me with three cameras. Come on, man. Boom, boom, boom. We end every episode of Sad Boys by being shot by cameras. Oh, I don't want to do that one. It's open carry for cameras. All right? We're card-carrying camera holders.

All right? We're not holding them. They're on trackpads. They're being held by professionals. Sharpshooters of cameras. Blah, blah, blah. Of cameras. Jacob, the Chris Kyle of engineering

the sound of a camera shutter shoot shoot shoot we love you and we're sorry boom I went to the year 2000 not much has changed because it is right now

that was the year 3000 you stupid idiot come on mate that song I remember being explicitly the the very first time in my life I was a pedantic little shit not much has changed but you live underwater and your great great great granddaughter uh i

think there'd be a few more greats if it's a thousand years in the future all right think about that i'm just getting beaten up girl moving girl how she's delicate that future girl future girl yeah we are now take my money go away all you wanted go too rich for me