Sad Boyz - The Final Boss Of Street Interviews

Episode Date: December 22, 2023

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Hello and welcome back to Jarvis Johnson Gold. That's not how this starts. Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. Go! Okay, I guess we're leaving it in then. Yeah. Since I accidentally did the wrong intro. What's the, uh, this drops before Christmas. True, it's the night before Christmas and all through the house.

Not a creature was stirring. Not even the boys. Is the mouse the most famous stirring animal? I do. Not even the mouse who stirs a lot. The ratatouille. No one was cooking. I know his name is Remy, by the way. I know his name is rat.

I know Charles over there was writing a comment. Man, that's really a movie first movie. Movie title first movie. Ratat movie ratatouille guys oh for sure what about a mouse um how about um mouseroni no it doesn't make sense i had this great idea is there a meal spaghetti mouse spaghetti rat hold on what yes rat. Rataskitty. Thought something's tip my tongue. Rat scallion. Yeah, there's a little rat scallion, but he's like a thief. There's a really good Big Joel video about it.

But it is kind of weird how Ratatouille, Remy's main flaw is that he's a thief. But how's he supposed to eat?'s a rat rats shouldn't they should elect not to survive yeah he goes into the kitchen he's like i'm gonna get some cheese yeah and they're like you evil that yeah you should have you should have taken part in our society you stole from the cheese we threw away yeah it's a very it's a very libertarian movie that's so funny it actually brad bird a lot of kind of libertarian themes uh incredibles a movie i adore you could even say it's incredible good oh shit yeah that's actually way better ratatouille of course um the incredible you can actually say it's ratatouille itille. It's just a movie about how some people are born better than others, but it's okay.

You just have to not show off too much. You have to help people out. But also like the big thing that Dash achieves at the end of the movie is using his powers to almost win a race, but take second out of charity. I don't know. Right. That's when the billionaire donates a little bit of cash yeah that he's after killing a bunch so we can sleep at night that's when uh alfred nobel creates a peace prize after inventing dynamite yeah like god what's the opposite of

dynamite yeah it's peace actually an oscar and maybe economics do you get a thing for the piece like a trophy i think so little guy or something yeah it's like a it's like a you get one of those iron man heart things oh planet yeah you can implant the peace prize in your heart and you live forever that's the noble oh you got a big coin you get a big coin it what if you accidentally use it at a vending machine oh no you're like i've got a quarter i'm sure just use this and then you drop it in if you accidentally use it at a vending machine oh no you're like i've got a quarter i'm sure just use this and then you drop it in and you go no and then now the dmv has won a peace prize because of me um and all i got was like a snickers that almost came out oh yeah it goes it goes come on call support error no i invented reverse dynamite no i guess it's just water

yeah water is reverse dynamite yeah well that works if you get to the dynamite quickly to the wick yeah yeah if you get to the john wick of all. Put water on John Wick, he dies. They should have just used that. The villains don't know that weakness of him. He's soluble. Yeah, he's soluble John Wick. John Dry. Ouch. You know what's funny?

Being, I love not being smart. It's the best. Because not knowing things, it means there's more magic in the world. Yeah. One of the questions I think about a lot, where I know the answer, but it's fun to pretend I don't, is when you light a candle,

where does the candle go? Isn't that fun? That is pretty whimsical. Where does it go? It helps too that it's like a little like a little uh sparkler or it smells kind of magical you're like oh the magic smell went into the air it melts and it disappears question mark not like the oils like uh go up the wick and like evaporate into the atmosphere or whatever are you a uh candle bastard uh i am depending the season, this year actually has been a very candle light.

No pun intended. You have no electricity. Yeah. It was not a candle lit year for me. But in the past, I have gone candles. There's this black owned business called Harlem Candles. I want to give a shout out. This is not sponsored, but they have excellent candles

um and i would like light them in my old living room and i would just sit down on the couch and do a smell they're based in harlem like the name oh and they're based in candles yeah they're from a movie called the incredibles oh no yeah it's actually that's a movie about where some candles are better than yeah superheroes sits on your head and makes you steal cheese or whatever you reckon i'll get a critical assessment via dm or comment about how i've misunderstood the themes of the incredibles oh probably and it's actually about how wearing red is based yeah something it'll it'll be, it's a movie about killing. Actually,

it's not bad because it's a movie. I like. True. That is often wrong. It's something I like. Stop being mean about the movie. Brad Bird cares about me personally. Yeah.

You're going to get a message from Brad Bird. Oh yeah. Ho, ho, ho. We're over here on patreon.com slash sad boys doing our non-denominational holiday special we've got some molds wine that we're going to be sipping jordan is somewhere he's swimming with the fishes nope nope he's he heard it he got a cramp oh he got bit by a shark oh shit things

are going crazy over here on the christmas special so after you finish this episode submarine come and check it out there's a submarine yeah we're gonna have a grand old time we're gonna listen to some embarrassing holiday stories from people so also our live show is still available patreon.com so sad boys you can grab that for three bucks as a one-off purchase or you can just get a five dollar subscription you doing okay over there i'm married the shark okay cheers you're gonna get a message from um ray raven and he's gonna be like i not brad bird it's like uh when kevin durant got caught using a burner twitter oh you should know i'm i'm now like planting little basketball stories for jordan so kevin durant it's like i think santa claus is real like like kevin durant doesn't exist right but the whimsy of telling me stories about

this crazy guy is like fun so so kevin durant is like um he's a he's gonna be in the hall of fame he's one of the best like basketball players in the modern era he's also had a very long career because he's 35 now and he's still playing incredible basketball, playing for the Suns. And he has a reputation for being one of the more, and we're sad boys, we're soft boys here. He has a reputation for being one of the more sensitive in terms of letting external criticism get to him and giving the need to defend himself which i understand i understand because if you like we just have a modicum of a presence on the internet where people know who we are and have opinions and just that can be overwhelming so if someone is of the fame level of something like that i can understand how this can get to

you however uh and not because of what you do but because of who you are right and then also basketball fans are just ravenous like you have a bad game and they're like trade him i hate him he hurt me personally like execution most of my self-worth is based on our team that's never won a let alone a playoff game ever in the history but every time we lose it makes me feel bad and i will not focus on a different team that's illegal that's a it's it's you're a fake fan you're a bandwagoner and that is worse than threatening to kill someone so so kevin durant lost a lot of people's respect when he left um so oklahoma city thunder was the team that he well he was drafted to the seattle supersonic anastasia's here and i'm i'm i'm look anastasia's proud this is proud of me he was drafted to the Seattle Supersonics. Anastasia's here and I'm... Anastasia's proud. Anastasia's proud of me.

He was drafted to the Seattle Supersonics, which is no longer a team. And then he went to go play for the Oklahoma City Thunder, I think, immediately after that. Played there very young. The... No, Anastasia's here. The Supersonics became the Thunder. Right. They're no longer a team.

Because Supersonics are no longer a team because I think they used to be owned by ceo of starbucks and he fumbled he fumbled that situation so they became the thunder um and then the thunder actually had like a really good team of uh young superstars essentially uh russell westbrook james harden Kevin Durant. They were great. But anyway, James Harden leaves. KD and Russell Westbrook, they're doing great. They're playing amazing. They end up losing. They end up blowing a 3-1 lead in the playoffs to the Golden State Warriors. Sort of Golden State Warriors on their, like like sort of the beginning of their dynasty.

Actually, they'd already won a championship at that point, hadn't they? Yeah. Yeah. Because Katie came in and they won another one. So then after losing 3-1, or they're losing at this point. And he said this thing on Twitter

when he was still at OKC, right? Because he mentions Russ in the tweet. Right, so basically, the whole point was he lost a lot of respect when he, the 73-win Warriors, which is considered one of the best basketball teams of all time, Kevin Durant joined that team and then they became a mega super duper team.

And so not a lot of people respect kevin durant anyway um i could care less whatever he's a good basketball player but but uh the um the funny thing that he did was online people were talking about um was it they were talking about a potential trade or they're talking about the championship aspirations of the thunder i actually don't even remember i can't remember what the original trade was but it was something critical of kevin durant or something he perceived critical so he responded thinking he was on a burner account actually responding with his wait was it yeah he responded with his real account right

it wasn't they later linked it to him no right he fucked up yeah he responded with his real account it was like katie can't win with those guys okay that's kind of cool because katie came with those guys they they just got you know something something. Actually, can we pull up the tweet? If you just pull up like KD Burner tweet, I would be so scared to say anything and everything at any kind of level of notoriety. I feel like I would read and reread and reread. He's like an all time like championship tweeter, though. Oh, yeah. He's so good at Twitter.

He's good at twitter this guy says man i respect the hell out of you but give me one legitimate reason for leaving okc other than getting a championship and then he thinks he's on his burner he didn't like the organization or playing for billy donovan his roster wasn't that good it was just him and russ why not do that on your own account what yeah like why use a burner for that even uh because it would be seen as pretty you'd be calling out team you'd be insulting all of your former teammates who you're gonna see through games you're gonna play on teams with them for the rest of your career yeah yeah i think it even like tampering is illegal uh trade tampering i think

it could even be seen as tampering oh is it like is it like uh inside insider trading where like you're using you're spreading information to benefit in like some other way it's imagine taking russ off that team see how bad they were katie can't win a championship with those cats sounds like a professional wrestler. Talking about himself in the third person. I think he's like genuinely so funny. And here's a tweet of his from 2010 that I love. I'm watching the History Channel in the club.

And I'm wondering, how do these people know what's going on on the sun? Ain't nobody ever been there. You know what's going on on the sun ain't nobody ever been there you know what well said and now he's on the suns ain't nobody know what's going on nobody's ever played for them no he was so curious about the sun he had to go there what do you think maybe uh thank you i'll be here all week he was thinking about joining the team and he's like what is why are they called that What's that from? Anastasia is our resident Suns fan and is from Arizona. Also, they're really good this season. So that is a wise. It's a wise commitment you've made.

They're good this season, despite the fact that they're big three of players. KD keeps ending up on big three teams where he's like playing with two other superstars. Now it's devin booker and bradley beal who they just acquired in the offseason i have consumed so much basketball i know so many things now are you proud of me i actually am really proud of you because uh jarvis and i used to watch playoff games yeah like san francisco because we're warriors fans because we

you know we're in san francisco for the beginning of the warriors dynasty and so we used to like all we would go to improv practice and then we would go to like watch like uh playoff games and stuff after less practice basketball podcast well yeah so then i moved to la and started this basketball podcast got super like because i used to just follow a couple teams and then with the podcast i was following like the whole league and now i feel like jarvis has like surpassed i know i'm just i just okay what happened with me was i was watch i watched the playoffs at the end of last year and then i got super into basketball youtube for all of the storylines going into the off season. That's the bag I'm in right now. Yeah. And so then, then I got to be in, I got to be invested with how certain things were going to turn out.

Right. Cause it's like, oh, now this person's being like, um, bid the big trade was Damian Lillard going to the bucks. It's like, oh, well now I'm really curious to see how this player who was loyal to their team for 13 seasons and has had an incredible numbers incredible you know shooting uh one of the best shooters in the league uh steph curry is like the only reason that he's like not even probably held even higher for his shooting and um now he's on a team with arguably the best player in the league uh a guy the greek freak the like 6 11 giant is he 6 11 or he's 6 9. he's almost seven foot yeah yeah is he yeah is he 6 11 or is he

short yeah he's um he is like he's also a sweetie pie and he's hilarious janice onto decoupo but um oh is that how you say it yeah oh yeah uh or I think it's actually pronounced Antetokounmpo but the it's a p and so people some announcers like I think Mike Breen's or whatever says it like kumbo or then like other people say kumbo but I have no idea call him Giannis which is like that's not how you say his name oh I saw a very funny clip today about, this is relevant to pronouncing Giannis' name. It was on Jeff Teague's podcast. I don't know if you've seen it because you don't get it on Twitter, but their video of you in the huddle next to Giannis when he's like yelling at the team

and you like standing with your hands. It's funny. I wouldn't do it. I told you I wouldn't pay no attention. Okay, so by the way, this is like, this is Jeff Teague. He's a retired NBA player, but he like, he was like a starter most of his career.

He won a championship with the bucks. Um, but he was like never a star star. Um, uh, apparently he was on this 2015 Hawks team. That was really good that like never turned into, I'm, I'm again, I'm in deep, but, uh anyway the um but everyone like he never was a star like there was no known anything about him no one had really ever heard him talk and then he's recently on his podcast become like viral for all these stories these like funny stories that he tells about the guy in the 49ers guy uh yeah um but anyway so he's basically like

seen as just like, he's like very humble and honest about his own performance. Like it's like, there'll be a clip of him pushing LeBron. And he's like, why did you do that? And he was like, man, I'm a sore loser. That's why I did that. It's like, we never beat that man in the playoffs and stuff like that. And so he's like at the end of his career.

And they're talking about this clip of Giannis, like hyping up the team and like a huddle during a timeout and he's just sitting there like not like paying attention this is the only wrong way to say yeah um guys you guys question about basketball oh absolutely you think there's any chance with the nba. With the NBA? You think I could feel good? I'm pretty tall. 6'3". Yeah. I mean, you're like still below average height for the NBA. Yeah.

Wait, how tall are you? 6'3". You're tiny for the NBA. Yeah. You're a wee lad. Do you think that's the thing that's in the way? That's the only thing. That's the only thing.

It's not that I'm like exceptionally unathletic. I've never played basketball. I'm not completely sure how. Correct. That's stuff you can learn it. Hey, if'm like exceptionally unathletic. I've never played basketball. I'm not completely sure how. Correct. That's stuff you can learn. Hey, if you're tall enough, they'll teach you basketball. I mean, I'm at my physical peak. I turned 30 in about four months.

That would be. You know, you're not that far beyond the peak of a lot of players. LeBron didn't start playing until he was 33 years old. LeBron actually started playing at 39. He's a rookie in the league and he's doing incredible numbers. There are some guys who are like 30 year old rookies but like gary payton his dad is also named gary payton and was an nba player i read that gary payton has two sons and they're both named gary payton yeah so gary payton is is actually um so this is fun gary payton he's known as the glove the old 90s gary payton and he has two sons named gary payton one is gary payton

junior and one is gary payton the second yeah and gary payton the second plays on the warriors right now and he's currently injured but coming back soon. And Junior is the second, no? They're like, okay. Yes, it is. But they're from different moms, so. Unless it's Junior the second. The squeak-wall. Hey, why was he called the glove? Was he handy?

Because, yeah, I actually don't know. He wore a catcher's mitt. Oh, wow, that must have gone to the worst. And he was the first player to dribble a ball with a catcher's mitt. Good luck getting it past him. People were calling Gary Payton the second, the mitten, because it's cute. Oh, that's funny.

But he was like, I don't like that. This sucks for me. I want a tough name. Why did they call him that? Was he handy? Yeah. And then, yeah, there will be rookies who, like there's a rookie on, oh, am I going to know what team it is? Let's go with, is it the magic it's like a 27 year old rookie who is a multi-championship winner in the euro league

and he's like just brought over is it with the magic because now i want to know and we got to stop the basketball talk well i think maybe because i I'm thinking about it. And I'm like, I watch a fair bit of UFC. So I'm pretty, like physically, I can probably NBA. There's no fighting. I think your NBA nickname would be the spider. Oh, yeah. The tiny spider. The daddy, long legs, small body.

Long legs, small body would be your nickname. 6'3 is like the most wrong size to be. Like shorter and there's phenoms, right? I'm taller than Steph Curry, but he's an incredible shooter. He's like 6'3. He's 6'3. He is 6'3? Yeah.

That's a good sign. See, you'd be a Steph Curry type. I think I could be a Steph Curry. I think you're completely right. FYI, his dad also was a professional basketball player my dad could be one never asked that's true yeah he's either that or i i've never found out there's literally as much chance as he does that then i would know i have no other guess damn i can't figure out who this bald man basketball player six four that sucks

it sucks for me and my the the uh youngest brother is like six six no i don't think it's the magic you're the little one no you're the little brother i don't even want to say it's high because it might be insulting but he showed up to me he's shorter than me spud web was five eight i think yeah spud web and um talking about the spider there who is the other uh very small player um nate robinson nate robinson's another one there's another one who has a fun name god damn it i'm cute i'm back at google hold on oh um uh he played with charles barkley yeah mugsy bogues mugsy bogues excuse me thank you yeah 20s gangster yeah pretty much hey mugsy bogues you you gotta kick up the big to mugsy bogues i've got rockets in my shoes and that's why i can jump so high that's how he got kicked out of the league. He bought a Tommy gun.

Yeah. It's pretty funny to think that like a guy with that, a white guy with that name was at some point the most athletic person in the world. Like Babe Ruth was at one point the best baseball player ever. And he had like a running speed of eight miles a year. Did you see, well,

okay. So there's a basketball player by the name of Luka Doncic, who is a, he was a Euroleague phenom, like at like 16, 17, came into the league, I think when he was 18, but he already had a lot of professional playing experience. Similar to Victor Womanyama, who like, he didn't play in like the top tier of the EuroLeague, but he played like professional basketball as a younger than 18 person um luca is like kind of famous for like moving very slowly but being unstoppable on like offense like like people people like luca does one thing he like moves really slow he does a step back and and then that's it but then somehow some way no one can stop it. I have half of that down. I am very slow.

Yeah. You are unstoppable. I would say I'm exceptionally stoppable. I'm a Ron stoppable. I was going to say you're Ron stoppable, dude. You got a naked mole rat. You got a naked mole ratatouille. Naked mole ratatouille sounds like a trivia name. Oh, that could crush.

Yeah. Naked mole ratatouille. oh that could crush yeah nick and morata too uh i think honestly dude i would die within two games not do very poorly i would be unnoticeable i would never get the ball and i wouldn't know what to do when i had it i would hug it i put it under my shirt you'd be in highlights for like blowing your coverage because you wouldn't know like what you were supposed to be doing my glasses would break the tape would fall off i just learned the nomenclature around basketball positions like the one the two that like all that shit i just didn't ever think about that in my life that's the kind of stuff where it's like you know how they say when you learn a language and then

it's it's the moment you start dreaming in that language that you feel like you've crossed over. I feel like Jarvis has crossed over into basketball fan because he can say like, oh, yeah, he plays the four. But sometimes he plays the five. And you're like, oh, OK. And you wake up sweatily from that dream. Yeah. I was like, yeah, but really the power forward position has been phased out in the modern NBA because they focus more on small ball. And really, you know, ever since the Warriors run. You've turned it into you've multi-class as a jock and a nerd i know dude it's actually all the sports fans are nerds but um tread lightly but anyway uh the

people who are like nerdy about it i guess you can get very nerdy about sports but the let's change the subject because i won't stop. What about the NFL? Do you think I would crush it in the NFL? You could be like the Taylor Swift of the NFL. Ooh. Yeah, he doesn't know what that means. Do you know who Travis Kelsey is? You could say Taylor Swift.

She's got bad blood, I hear. Yeah, she's got bad blood. I don't so travis kelsey uh he plays um tight end for the chiefs um kansas city chiefs um and he's dating taylor swift and now the the nfl is having this weird thing where they're having this influx of like swifties who are like into sports they put taylor they like tag the nfl instagram account like tagged taylor swift risky in uh their bio or something like that oh uh or like said like taylor's number one so i can't remember what they what they said but they like involved taylor swift because they're now getting

all of these like this influx of fans who like don't know anything about the sport but are now learning to like support taylor which is really like a cool it's like it's a very cool the power of taylor swift to get a bunch of people to care about a sport they've never cared about before it's like paying for a super bowl ad you make sure you have whoever her boyfriend is on the team. Huge spike in popularity. We should do that. Well, now there's recently Taylor went to a Chiefs game and the opposing team, I think it was the Patriots. The opposing team booed her as if she was like a part of the team in some way. Very funny. She's just at her sitting down.

Yeah, we, I think we have it. Oh, just while she's on the big screen. Yeah, on the jumbo tron, the silver screen. It's pretty hard. It's like he's getting tired. Boo. Boo. Boo. it's pretty hard it's like he's getting tired this is a lot harder than taylor how do you have such good breath control when you're performing in front of millions wow i suddenly respect the hell out of you yeah i'm actually learning

to respect you in this moment gosh this it sure is hard to be a hater that's such a funny thing to get because it also means that you have to be into who one of your one of the people on your team's person is dating i think it's just like i think it's a little bit of this rejection of sports fans on mass on social media so we're selecting for a specific group here can be annoying as hell one uh two they can be a little hyper masculine uh one example of this is is so fucking funny i actually wrote this down in my notes i didn't even think we were gonna somehow get to this but um every time you it's sometimes so funny to see guys bros bros on twitter saying positive things about other men like the sports figures that they like sure because there's like the homophobia jumps out where they'll be like oh man lebron had a really good game last night not to glaze him up though

like pause dude no homo but like no one i hope he sees this king i mean i mean oh my guy uh russell westbrook did you see that triple double that he got not to freaking oh i mean i i want to hop off his d if you know what i'm saying not to ride him but yeah and then in the in the comments like literally it'll be like um oh well uh this player is actually plus 25 when he's coming off the bench and it's like okay jesus dude are you dating him yeah y'all are getting a little zesty in the replies defending these these players and i don't understand why i have to be like that. But I think that that kind of culture is what comes out when someone's like, Taylor freaking Swift, dude. You're making me care.

It is funny how it's literally something I could not care about after I was about 17 years old. Like being like, ew, Miley Cyrus, dude dude you listen to girl music yes this exact same mindset get her off the screen dude i'm gonna get cooties from my freaking seat she's not for boys it feels like the same the same energy of why it was like funny to make fun of justin bieber in oh yeah 2013 as a child yeah when he was like he was a baby. Girls like this? Dude, freaking not on my watch. I'm gonna kill him. It's not that

I'm bothered about the fact that they don't freaking like me. It's actually me laughing at how this guy is so stupid. All he can do is sing and dance exceptionally. Oh, by the way, I just read the content of this tweet. Massive boo apostrophe s by the way it's not possessive booze but that's it here i'll turn off the grammar maybe her name is massive

boo uh massive booze from gillette as taylor swift comes on the jumbo america's waking up to what what are they waking up to taylor swift but they were asleep before one of the most famous people in the world i would say at least top five in america what's funny is um you could have posted a photo of like the the sunrise and then been like america's waking up look at look at the east guys yeah it's just a little overcast here in boston but um america's waking up it's an early day massive boos at gillette Stadium as the sun rises. Oh, maybe. Okay, I got it.

They say massive boos because Taylor is Travis Kelsey's boo and she's on the Jumbotron. So she's like extra big. They don't understand that she is. It's a big screen. Like, yeah, yeah. Because she's so famous. She's huge. I'd be like, damn, that's my massive boo up there.

Massive boo. Absolute massive boo up there massive boo absolute massive boo but also the these were not i would i will go ahead and say it i do not think the boos were massive we we already identified mid they were uh yeah they were mid boos i think if if the boos were impressive then why is this guy contributing so much just you're covering up the mic with your own booze. Bad journalist. He's trying to frame your react. He's like trying to frame you before you watch it. He's like huge screams, come on. When Taylor switches on the thing and then it's like, yeah.

Also the iPhone, like the microphone's like fucked up. Standing ovation for my guy and then it's like they're all sitting down hey whoa that dude just misses tom brady he's like things aren't the same and then someone else is like hey man stop glazing up tommy boy all right pal let me do it what mine belongs to me okay uh i don't really i'm very scared to say things about taylor swift other than how much i love and do know her music i want to have on cutie cinderella who's like a a self-described uh taylor swift stan and who knows a lot about taylor shift and she could maybe explain some of the lore to

us I've only been a casual that uh conspiracy theory to us while we're on the affair oh yeah she's a sharp she's sharp yeah um I but yeah I've been a casual listener there's a few you know I think lovers an unpopular favorite album uh I haven't listened. I think I've listened to that album the most, but it takes me back to a time. What are some big, is there like a single I know on that one? On that one? When was it?

Cruel Summer. Oh, yeah. Lover. Lover featuring Shawn Mendes. I know Shawn Mendes. He was a single on it was she single on it seriously guys where's my massive boot not to glaze her up on this one dude i need i'm honestly i'm not doing so hot dude i need a massive boo dude it would be so funny to just always do not to like glaze

them up or anything for any mention of any public figure about that is actually what it's like on the internet literally they don't know you little bro calm down i'm wondering if i took some screenshots because i was i i sometimes feel like i'm losing my mind it's not how you say yannis's name not to glaze him up not to be a sexy pervert yeah Yeah, so Andrew Schultz is apparently beefing with Myron Gaines. By the way, hilarious fake name from the Fresh and Fit. He's the main Fresh and Fit guy. Oh, the tall one? Or taller? He's the main one.

He's the previous, he's the cop. The one who was a cop. Oh, yeah, because there's- He's fresh. He's got his little Andy Richter that sits next to him. Yeah, boss, you're right. Yeah, he does. Oh, gosh oh gosh yeah you give it to him yeah give me a one two give it to all 12 of those women that are sitting there i've dated

so uh they're beefing and now people are trying to navigate this thing where they want to support their dude but they live in like the red pill alpha male zone. So they can't be too supportive of him. Like, like they, uh, people are calling Andrew Schultz a mid comedian and people are like mid comedian.

I mean, not to glaze them up, but he, he did sell out Madison square garden. I mean, and then people were like, Whoa, get off his John,

dude. That's kind of wild. He just said crushes it on rogue i mean i mean i guess they're both i mean yeah he's on rogan and like i love this guy so funny and i do i like every single thing he says and i do agree with all of his principles he's being rude what's he do what's his beef oh it was just uh on the pot uh you know how fresh and fake got demonetized yeah they still post their podcast or whatever and so because the fans this drama is so like messy uh because like

i feel like the people involved can be kind of drama baby so i don't want to give any kind of anything for them to latch on to but there's a there's just a clip of DJ Academics who has his own thing. He's on Flagrant too. And then apparently Academics is a fan of Fresh and Fit. And so he brings up Fresh and Fit. And then Andrew Schultz is like, are they still around? And then he's like, yeah, they're still around. I don't like how you guys are talking about them. And then Andrew didn't know that they weren't taken off YouTube.

He didn't know that they had just been demonetized. And so then Myron Gaines tweeted that Andrew Schultz was a snake. Dude, you can just, I mean, famously insecure, so I can see something like that shaking him. But you can just not be a very online person. Like there's an amazing mini compilation of andrew schultz just destroying that little guy from nelt boys because he goes on their show he has no idea he says i don't know who nelt boys are he's like this is just like an adult

dude he just goes on the road does podcasts and like maybe plays 2k there is no he's not doing this space i don't get it you're a red pill fan of his he doesn't know what the red pill is the um and so then people are so then andrew said something bad about myron and then people and then there there's some people in the thread saying bad things about andrew and in one of the replies i was just reading this because i love the drama that i consume for myself you're a bad boy that lives for the i live for the drama um this is my favorite comment and uh so this is in response to the concept that andrew schultz is a mid-comedian separate his work from him he's an a-tier comedian right now peaking but what he did on the pod and his panel attacking them was gay i was not prepared for that i literally i thought it was gonna go like a soy boy or a beta no like like that's that's very old school it's so it's very high school like it's

just 2005 it's so transparently like this hyper masculine dude and like the way they view the world. He was soy. I have started saying soy as a descriptor because it's very funny. It is funny to like re-embrace invalid alt-right talking points. Because soy boy specifically, I feel like people kind of forget this because it gets bundled up with just like, hey, you know, it's just uh soy it's like fake milk it's weak it's whatever it's tofu baby but soy boy the origin of it is that there was a genuine genuine conspiracy that yeah the estrogen inherent in soy products was influencing men uh in the west to take on a leftist ideology

because they were turning into women yeah which is there's so many stages where that just doesn't make any sense correct but the fact that it was like not just a zinger it became like a medical term for them they're like he's a soy boy we can dismiss him not only is heinger. It became, like, a medical term for them. They're like, he's a soy boy. We can dismiss him. Not only is he a beta, but he's, like, sick. He's infected with estrogen. Doesn't make any sense. Not the same kind of estrogen.

Doesn't work at all. Is that kind of like having cooties? I know. It does feel like getting cooties from the TV. Big trend moment. Funny trend moment. Festive trend moment funny trend moment festive trend moment yeah uh this is it's a post from taylor grins friend of the show well friend of the boys that's not

part of the show well more than welcome uh they made a post with how many examples 10 wow of a trend that initially when i saw it i'm just like oh this is like just oddly sinister i guess and now i realize what the joke air quotes is because they're holding a sign that plays into it javis you want to describe what i'm looking at right now we're looking at okay so we're looking at christmas cards and I don't know why Christmas is related to this. But it is a family photo. And a photographer who arrived that day, or maybe they arrived on a set that day, to do a themed Christmas photo shoot, had them.

I don't know who is fault it is but the the the man has a sign that says finally peace on earth and his presumed wife and presumed daughter have their mouths taped and they're wrapped up with lights i mean it's deranged i mean it's truly legitimately deranged this is deranged i hadn't even accounted for the fact that it is is a specific photographer also if you're a photographer don't have a tartan plaid carpet and have the guy wearing it it's a small thing he's also wearing plaid also he's he he's not really wearing a christmas themed shirt like he even needs some green in that for it to feel dressed festively at all i just don't understand any of it it feels i guess they're wearing festive um light okay let's go to the

next one so it's another one the same concept i don't know if it's the same photographer if it's the same photographer this person should be jailed wild yeah this is just be like a trend i know and then if this is a trend then how did we get here and why in the this is a very small detail but there's just a box that says pepsi yeah i'm just upset with the fact that the little boy is giving a thumbs up. That's the more disturbing trend out of these because it is like, I think kids, I mean, it's a real trope. And these guys do unironically think like, wow, the women in my life, dude, last man standing. But this kid barely thinks it's, at best he thinks it's cheeky.

But he 100% believes it's true. Because she also makes him go to bed you know and like yeah tells him to do stuff and i'm like this is this is setting this boy down a path of of uh make me a sandwich jokes that i think that he will i hope that he does not partake in but that's but that's a blue check in the make from an environment standpoint it's like let's not let's not use this as an example i don't know i'm i feel a little weird saying that like i'm not saying that the kid the kid is going to make his own decisions but i think the parents putting him in a situation

like this is irresponsible i think it's a weird pitch too because you know i'm sure it wasn't mom's idea and it but they didn't actually kidnap her so i am wondering how the fuck you present that as the husband be like no because you suck you're annoying you know we've done photo shoots uh never seasonal ones but oftentimes you'll you'll show up sometimes it's at a photo studio sometimes it's at a um a venue that has like different sets set up for different backdrops you know the things i've done for merch shoots and things like that sometimes i'll be like in a classroom or in a like metallic room or in an old car like we did for that one thing. But as far as I can remember, the photographer never offered us rope or a gag or any kind of... But that's what I'm trying to put myself in the shoes of.

So you arrive there with your family. And they're like, all right, hey, I'm John. I'll be taking photos for you today. Nice to meet you, man. I'm excited to put something together with my husband. I'm so excited to have these photos so we can send them out to the family. Yeah, so we've got a few sets. We've got the Christmas tree set.

Oh, honey, cute. Look at all the lights. Yeah, and you can sit along with all the presents. Why are all the lights on the ground? Now, we're just going to have you two sit down here. Okay, well, we're shorter, so that makes sense. And then... More context required required i feel like

why are you doing that what are those hoods for i wasn't sure how to make a tape sound did that come out okay cool tape um in my tape yeah and i will say the kids expression on this one is very funny yeah Boink. In Mime Tape. What are you, Pepsi? Yeah. And... I will say the kid's expression on this one is very funny. Yeah. It's a little bit of a forced smile. So maybe he knows that dad is up to no good.

Well, he doesn't want to get taped. Let's go to the next one. See... Oh, this one's weird. Why is that kid giving a thumb? Like, I feel like the photographer's like no let's have the little boy give us a thumbs up i don't want to be mean this kid sucks at doing a thumbs up um shitty angle doesn't make any sense it's a thumbs to like 1 p.m here's a question

so so this is not a christmas shoot no i mean they're just at a they are at a tree farm they brought lights they say we're gonna skip a step it's no way of plugging them in we're gonna skip a step we're not gonna cut the tree down and bring it home it's in the daytime we're gonna bring the lights to the farm and uh yeah this is so weird if not for the like the fact that they're doing like uh hostage hands tied together which this one is the dad uh kneeling like he's doing a iron man landing the kid failing at doing a thumbs up i don't mean to dwell on it but but this kid sucks. And then the mother and two daughters are, honestly, they're all doing, you know, like, bound hand look, kind of lights flimsily wrapped around them. If that string, the string lights were not visible, I would believe that these are fake

bits of tape. The fact that they're neon green kind of helps it look weird and out of place yeah if you block it with your thumb this just looked almost like a regular photo and then someone was like be funny if we put tape on them yeah i do think they do have tape on them oh definitely but this wouldn't be effective it wouldn't give you peace on earth they'd still be nagging why is peace on earth always written on a chalkboard well they trade it out for different misogynist slogans i just don't understand everyone arrived at the same joke i do like this one doesn't say finally oh this one's like just like a peace on earth not finally freaking i guess that could this one could be a coincidence where it's just like

i wish peace on earth but also my family is I just don't know what drove everyone to this place. You know, it's not parallel thinking, right? Like somebody saw this and then some people were like, oh, I need to offer the ransom package or whatever for my Christmas shoot. Look, I mean, like, again, I don't know that this matters, but with that kind of bowl haircut, you should be doing your best to maintain your relationship. You are very lucky, the position you are in. I know. These poor women. Okay, let's go to the next one.

Well, you know what sucks? What's even more painful maybe than that little boy is going to become like annoying red pilly potentially, or even just internalize a fraction of this shit, is that those little girls are absolutely gonna go up thinking like yeah i know we're kind of annoying but like boys put up with us and that's nice so all i need to do is be good what the hell this this sucks also cowpoke who let this man wear this red solid red ones yeah is he a time traveler does he have that flap at the back why they're all in jammies at like a tree farm yeah yeah also

go home the lights don't you're outdoors it doesn't hit really but i guess the it being regular rope would be a little you brought up a good point they for sure uh did some shit in post to those lights they did not look natural. Hilarious glow. 360 degree glow. Yeah, added a weird... They like literally just grabbed the brush tool in Photoshop, turned hardness to zero, and then just like dabbed a little color on it.

I mean, the one that sticks out about this one really is just... What is he wearing? It's not even Christmas. It's just red, but it's like the kind of wearing it's not even christmas it's just red but it's like kind of red long johns that like a red dead redemption character was this is this one is unnerving to me because it looks like there's fear in the wife's eyes she's doing a great performance yeah like i it's selling it a little bit too well is there something to the fact that so many of these have twin daughters i feel like dudes with twin daughters are the most annoying people in the world is they're all like last man standing

no seriously these three nags in the house better go out and tailgate or whatever okay wait new thought what if what if this is a stock photo shoot like this is a default and it's not a real holiday card but it's like just because you know how there's stock photos of like weird situations like a man on the toilet with his with his pants down i do wonder if this is like something that became trending like a like a style of christmas card because some blogger did it or influencer did it like cat turd posted about it or something or some other annoying like like essentially the way that gender reveal parties became a thing because a mommy blogger yeah you know posted about it and then everyone's like oh i want to do that i want to burn down a forest anyway we're a trend though this

does remind me of the disney couple shirts yeah i heard you mention this offhand i don't i may have seen this uh are they cool should we yeah they're like really good in fact look under your seat does oh does it criticize me for being a broad? Always telling you, hey, stop shitting on the floor of the bathroom. But I want to. I'm already doing it. $9? That's actually pretty reasonable.

Is it one of those ones where the size and shirt color modify it? color modify it like size large it's like oh $200 yeah exactly it's like oh do you want this on a napkin you can have it for nine dollars um so there's this trend of like couple shirts that i guess you would wear to a disney world disneyland trip and uh hashtag spoiled hashtag broke should i get me get it because women be shopping i guess like their student loans have kind of rocked the financial position right disney is more popular than ever but there's no getting around the fact that it is very millennial coded i feel like being a disney adult is age range 25 through 35 um jacob could you go back to the shirt size selection it was a thing where they get more expensive the larger they get but what was the nine dollar one baby onesie there we go all right they played us

three months or six months jesus doesn't a lot of time imagine dude actually hold on mega flex you just have a child the first clothes you wrap them in is a onesie that says hashtag broke children they're very expensive to have in american hospitals dude this child is broke as hell dude this child is unemployed lazy doesn't say a word very rude sleepy sleepy he's all of the dwarves this child's a doc yeah sneezy i don't know what's the what are the fucking dwarves what's that about why does doc get a superlative is that i guess he has an md yeah you gotta respect it his name is like poopy, but he goes by his. Yeah. All right.

This one is. This one is. Okay. This one's too complicated. How about you read the wife one? Don't have sentences on shirts. Look, I'm going past you.

I like look down to a trying my best shirt uh if you like if you said i'm trying my best but you know i'm seeing where i can get to at the moment i'm a little bit hashtag broke right now but i'm trying to get to hashtag spoiled if you know what i'm saying this broke boy who loves game of thrones and is born a taurus that's a there is a website like where you can buy shirts like that. And I can't remember. I bought a shirt one time from that website and I can't remember what it was. Is it one of the ones that like if a tweet goes viral, it just automatically offers that tweet as a t-shirt?

No, it's a, I bought a shirt that said like, I'm a dad on the internet having a good time or something like that. Never dreamed I'd grow up to be a spoiled Disney wife, but here I am killing it. I love that. Never dreamed I'd grow up to be a spoiled Disney wife, but here I am. Killing it. I love that they decided to use wife, the Disney font for the word wife as well. Yes, Disney wife. And also, is that supposed to be like a Mickey Mouse bow,

a Minnie Mouse bow on the spoiled? Oh, yeah. I work to support my wife's Disney addiction. A lot of the guy ones are oddly dour yeah broke i work for this yeah it's like um the wife shirts are my life is great and i love disney the guy's shirts is i hate everything and she's bleeding me dry i'm doing what i can i'm doing what i can bidenflation has taken everything from me fuck this shirt yeah that one sucks this is nasty as hell this one is she doesn't work if you're one of those people like myself that reads the Disney D as a G.

Um, well, that's for gangsters. Um, why, my question, is this available in a baby onesie? Because it should not be. That's fucking insane. I wanted the D.

Um, is this available in baby onesie size? Yep. Oh, concerning. Jesus. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. It's available in every iteration of everything in the world. Delete it, delete it, delete it. I understand it's probably just like the default section,

but maybe if you're going to do the shirt about sex. Yeah, change it. Do it with just adult sizes. Wait, do you see under agile personalization, it has omitted that? It's I, yeah. I wanted the, I gave her the et cetera. You know what I mean? Can you change the Disney D to something like I wanted the chips.

I'm so hungry. i gave her the muffin i i was trying to figure out something i could say that wasn't sexual but even muffin is like i'm sure i wanted my little muffin ew shut up okay very good quality it is very nice i love it you refused dude it was a gift and it was perfect arrived quickly great quality i'm bitter about etsy because i ordered a guitar hero controller five months ago and uh they ghosted me docs the seller address and they told me they told me in october that i was up next and it's been two months so i just just said, hey, just checking in. Maybe it's huge.

I'm being nice, but I'm trying to keep in the dark side. Hey, sorry. I've lost my entire family to the construction. I'll be back at it soon. I'm trying to be hashtag spoiled on the outside while I'm hashtag broken. I'm completely broke. Yeah, broken. Hashtag broken would be good it's unrelated

to disney yeah we went to disneyland and it did nothing for me um do we have any other ones how about one that's like i love disney and i'm the disney wife and then another one that said i'm terrified of goofy he gives me nightmares the last time i was was at Disneyland, I saw a couple wearing a shirt where the guy's shirt said, my favorite Disney villain is my wife. Oh, wow. That's rough. That shirt said something like, I'm a Disney villain or whatever. That guy needs some peace on earth, let me tell you.

Finally. There's a lot of the I gave her the d i wanted to yeah because if you have one shirt idea that's if you've ever thought of a pun someone printed it on a shirt and then everyone swooped in like fucking hawks because you're you're already a little dicey with copyright you're using that logo um should we get the one that was there was one um wait what's this last one i'm done adulting oh fuck god damn it that one's that one hits the bingo square i'm i'm done adulting i'm going to disney i like the man one should say i'm done adulting she's going to disney i'm working a double. I want to go to Disney. But first, coffee.

Yeah. Oh, wait. Can we get the one that I saw a second ago where it's Mickey with their arms stretched to the left and then Disney. I guess that's his last name. Mickey Disney Mouse. And then Minnie with her arms stretched to the right. And it was, I think, the one page before. I'm her Mickeykey and i'm

his mate we could get those oh they're on the back that's so weird it's like while you're walking together yeah that's not gonna work though it's gonna look strange and sometimes i want to walk on the other side that's a crime now dude you break up you wear that shirt alone i wear both shirts for her back i hold up the other one behind me. Yeah, you put like a body pillow in the other one and tape it to yourself. I remove one of his arms so he's just walking. Wait, that's a photo of the thing that someone received. Photos from reviews. Can you click on the mini?

Oh, yuck. It's probably the screen printing. Screen printing issue. These Mickey and Minnie shirts are so cute. The quality is excellent. The shipping was very fast. I respectfully disagree, but. We will be the talk of the cruise line.

That makes sense. That is so real. We should say I have nothing but like, like in some ways affection for Disney adults. There's a sincerity to it that I love, but maybe this is bad. uh in in some ways affection for disney adults there's a sincerity to it that i love but i maybe maybe this is bad maybe i gotta kill the part of me that cringes or whatever but that's often the answer i can't i that level of sincerity is not accessible this reminds me

of a time when i was about to get on a ferry and i'm the san francisco bay to go to like angel island or something and uh that's heaven by the way yeah i was ascending to the the ship was a skyship um i as we were as we were boarding the ferry a bird shat on my shirt landed all over my shirt and i had to go into a gift shop and buy another shirt and so i went on this ferry just to get to the the off site with a shirt that said wise beyond my beers oh that's awesome and there is a picture of me wearing a shirt that says wise beyond my beard you still have that shirt i don't actually maybe i would it's possible buy it for a high price there's definitely still a photo of me in it ah i can pull that up for the podcast but

oh look at with this kind of framing it looks like you also have to buy the pants in there too it looks like it's 11.99 and it wasn't it cost like 30 or something because it's cool because it was in like the mega tourist area or whatever. Wise beyond my... What does that mean, though? Don't ask questions. If you're accused of drunk driving. I'm wise beyond my beers. At one point, what's up with the gun? What else we got today?

So, okay, this is a little short thing, but The Color Purple, which is a 1982 novel that was turned into a 1985 movie that was turned into a 2005 musical revived in 2015 and now being brought back as a 2023 movie, is in the news because of this movie that's coming out. And by the way, just so we set the stage, The Color is a story um about a a young black woman growing up it is so much about the trauma and strife and like challenges of uh being specifically a black woman in america and there's a lot of domestic violence and sort of cycles of abuse and it's a story that's resonated for like a long time for a good reason right like it not a good reason sorry and it's like it's valid and people find it compelling sometimes for the right reasons because it's an important story that they connect with

and sometimes for fetishy reasons well but there can be like there's an uplifting element especially in like there's been criticism of like the ways of it um that some of the uh stage depictions have kind of washed away some of the nuance and kind of brightened up the characters and made them these like sort of picturesque heroines when in reality the the the truth is messy, but it still can be a story of resilience. And the new movie has like, it comes out like on Christmas day, but it's like, I've heard good things so far. It is big.

It's got like a big star-studded cast. It's got these big musical um numbers um fantasia who was in the um the broadway production of it is doing her like first dramatic film debut as um the lead so uh and all those elements can exist completely independently of the discussion around it. It could be the project is its own thing and we don't know really. But anyway, it's like a seminal work of black feminist art. So who do you ask to give it a little promo?

Who does WB give a swing? So Warner Brothers sponsored this TikTok creator to talk about the movie, which is a thing that happens. Well, and and valuable you know it's a story maybe a lot of younger people don't even know about okay and then it you know it is a black story and this person is not from that lived experience however doesn't mean that they can't have good things to interesting things to say about it so you know without judging a book by its cover let's just look at what they um what say. Of course. Thank you to Warner Brothers for sponsoring this video and my crazy ideas. I am, of course, bored of my hair.

So today we're doing a little transformation. I was inspired by the movie The Color Purple, and today I'm going to be giving this wig a purple glow up. The movie follows a girl named Celie who lives in Georgia in the 1900s and follows her transformation into the woman she is destined to be. Also, in case you didn't know, the color purple symbolizes royalty, nobility, wealth, power, and ambition. So honestly, for the end of this year, I'm ready to be purple. I think we could all use some purple. I actually love how this came down. Experience a heartwarming story with

the movie The Color Purple and share your purple transformation this holiday season. I guess we summarize the color purple i guess the way we should have said it is it's a woman that lives in georgia she just lives in georgia yeah because yeah she loves peaches uh you know i don't know went to college there did she did they say that she was a black woman living in georgia wait can we watch that back she was a purple woman living in the in the old south i mean she's not seen it right or he doesn't even know what it is right it has i just feel like the the literal inter it's so surface level the like literal color purple dude i was just thinking the other day i really need some after reading red red After reading Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451, I decided to turn up the heat. It's really, really hot in my apartment.

After reading 1984, I decided to pretend I was living in 1984 when everything was really good for us. I decided to buy a calendar from 1984. You can see it has all the same months and days that we still have today. I shouldn't have read The Hunger Games. I decided to buy a calendar from 1984. You can see it has all the same months and days that we still have today. I shouldn't have read the hunger games. I'm stopping. Yeah. In honor of the hunger games coming out, I've bought a bunch of food. Watch my hunger games mukbang. All right. Wait, yeah. Can we watch it? I want to see again how she describes the Warner Brothers for sponsoring this video and my crazy ideas. I am of course bored of my crazy ideas.

You were doing a little transformation. I was inspired by the movie, The Color Purple and- Were you inspired by The Color Purple? I mean, you could cut out movie, you were inspired by The Color Purple. You were inspired by, you were literally inspired by reading the words, The Color Purple. Unless before this, she didn't know about purple.

It's just like, never go about purple. This is an inspiring color. You can put two colors together. There is that famous scene in The Color Purple where all the characters empower themselves by dyeing their hair purple and singing a song. Or one of them goes, we could all use a little purple. Use a little purple.

Purple glow up. The movie follows a girl named celie who lives in georgia in the 1900s and follows her transformation a girl just a girl also yeah she's not just a girl she is like a she's a young girl abused by her father who is sold for like a cow important part was left out yeah because you can't that is kind of a bummer when you're trying to dye your hair purple it's just bizarre that you would like, because there's quality control, right? At least a modicum of quality control as far as doing partnerships goes. Granted, we are a very different kind of partnership work, but we work with advertisers and sponsors and partners in general.

We could have been approached for something like this. In fact, we have been approached in the past. And if anybody wants to approach us, feel free, but one without going into names because of the scheduling didn't work out. It was like for promotion for a movie, there was like a potential chance of like having some guests from a movie

come on the show. And it just didn't work out in that particular instance. But a lot of the time the producers and publishers will scan for, well, who's prominent in a space with the demographic we're targeting or anticipate, either won't know about the project that we want them to, which I think is kind of the target here,

or know about the project, but will be very excited if they see X or Y talk about them. This is, this went back to someone to review. And they went, looks good. Sick. Well, cause what they can't say is like hey can you talk more about slavery in this video you made can you yeah can you talk more about uh cycles of abuse please go ahead maybe yeah without naming any of the things that happen

to the main character that are horrible um before before and ultimately you know like uh a story of resilience i guess i just watched 12 years a guy in the 1800s yeah it was like about this guy for like 12 years he like lived in america or something he had like a job of some kind or something he was friends with michael fest there was a lot they mentioned the color black a lot so i've done my hair black i'm bored with my hair i'm bored with my hair throws it in the tub so i've seen this movie called lovely bones so there's a lot of bones and they were beautiful they rock well one thing i'm thinking about with this is uh there is so if you are trying to reach an audience at like at what cost because

there's at least one person who's gonna go to this movie in a purple wig going i can't wait to be inspired oh my god jesus christ this is two hours two and a half hours i was not prepared for any of this i I was expecting Georgia in the 1900s. I thought we were going to be talking about the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. I can't. Is there any purple associated with Georgia? Nope. No reason they could even tie it in.

Literally the name of it. That was the whole one, two. Yeah. I actually admittedly don't know why the book is called the color purple i don't think it's because they dye their hair i watched the movie recently with uh daniel radcliffe about magic and we could all use a little pottery i think i'm going to make a so i made an ashtray for my dad i have i bought i found a stone outside it seems pretty cool a philosopher had it a saucy stone your shout outs to uh dennis the harry potter publishes really underestimating americans

it's also wb isn't it uh the movie productions where i don't know yeah the movie production was the book called sorcerer's stone here uh no well, well, it was called Sorcerer's Stone here, Philosopher's Stone, obviously, in the UK. I mean, I'm not sure I knew what a philosopher was, but it didn't prohibit me from buying the book. In honor- I didn't know what Gandalf was. Yeah, because the Philosopher's Stone is like a real,

a mythological thing, right? Like Nicholas Flamel and stuff oh really i think i don't know i didn't know that and yet i read the book i don't know it's a mythical object thank you jacob what is did they say nicholas flamel anywhere oh hello nicholas flamel okay can we click on that see also please please just don't be a character from harry potter oh thank god oh oh we did a scribe in manuscript seller oh we did it okay we did it he wrote harry potter and the philosopher's stone flamel developed a reputation as an alchemist believed to have created and discovered the Philosopher's Stone.

Let's go! And to have thereby achieved immortality. Jarvis did a thing. I don't. Anyway, guys, with the second Harry Potter movie coming out, I've created a dungeon I am calling the Chamber of Secrets. Finally, peace on Earth, I've tied up my whole family and placed them in it. I bought three dogs to sit outside. What up, guys?

Just read the third book and I'm going to Alcatraz. It used to be a jail, so I'm going to do a 24 hours in jail challenge. Staying in Gen Pop for 24 hours. She rocks.

And for my next trick, I've set this goblet on fire ow ow ow it burns this sucks why'd i do this i should have talked to one of those fire breathers i i mean hey dude i i maybe i honestly would put this mainly on the shoulders of wb more than anything because it was a tactless choice and also they should have been so explicit in their communication of what she needs to communicate it could not be hey can you talk about this and then they basically just threw her a copy of the book dog-eared or like a screener of the movie with a bunch of scratches on it sometimes you should turn down opportunities

if you don't feel like you uh can contribute in a productive way maybe it's like it depends you know sometimes people need a check so i don't know this person's situation but the risks here are so high that i would give it a second look and maybe they did maybe they gave it a second a a third, a fourth look. She kept talking about slavery and like, can you cut this out? This is a bummer. Yeah. I mean, I think there's a very genuine,

this could just be my ex-partnership cynicism or whatever. I think there's a very good chance that she was guaranteed a pretty generous minimum guarantee. And when they got the production back and they're like, this is very bad. And they may have production back and they're like this is very bad and they may have given feedback they're like well we got two rounds of feedback we did both it didn't get any better i those are contractually how many rounds of feedback i'm supposed to have we are not allowed to do anymore and it the minimum guarantee was forty thousand dollars and it's like well my my manager will be pissed off at me he won't understand why fine we'll pay you the 60

instead this is a situation where i'm i generally want to be like very sympathetic to creators uh it is hard to imagine the situation where you do this imagine if we got asked to do a upbeat post a shorts clip about crazy rich asian it's like top 10 craziest agents we just went on the title hard no i don't yeah like, I mean, the only thing I keep coming back to is it's like a privilege to be able to turn down money and opportunity. But again, this is a situation where if you were to do it and to go forward with it, I would expect you to at the very least Google anything other than the name of the character and the name of the movie with great power right like yeah you gotta it's your responsibility i mean god dude i hope nobody there's not a bunch of people that stitched it and like i love her new hair i'm doing the same it's about a guy that lived on a bunch of years ago there's a guy that worked at a college in georgia or even i feel like okay another thing that i think would be pretty tasteless is cosplay of like yeah you know of

the period uh you know characters who were in dire straits in that fucking it just feels like this it it's i was gonna say commodification or fetishization but it's like you know this is media for money right it's like people are know, this is media for money, right? It's like people are making money on this. That's the utility of making anything. Yeah. But at the same time, it's like it gives Squid Game the reality competition. slavery as opposed to a un ungodly like abominable thing that happened into instead like a lot of bad stuff but oh i love the outfits and then you end up with that uh uh the photo shoot from that oh

the plantation marriage plantation yeah the black husband is wearing chains and she is a i guess maybe it's implied that she's liberating him or something i mean finally peace on earth america finally um 12 years ago so some people did respond i wanted to look at at one of these responses which i haven't seen jacob found it for us so the movie the color purple and share your purple transformation this holiday the way that i've been chuckling and just like kiki in bed for the last five minutes i literally had to go to her page and see in real life like if she was dead ass and she was she is what movie did you watch because it couldn't have been the same color purple that I watched it certainly couldn't have been

there's there's no way we're just gonna go across the obvious fact that WB could have partnered up with any black creator on this app because the movie the color purple is predominantly a black cast and then on top of that it is chronicling a black woman's trauma so we're just gonna we're just gonna rush past that and not even really just like the movie because the movie is is pretty dark but the book oh my gosh please read the book by alice walker because i promise you it is nothing like the movie at all so here's a little synopsis in case you never read the book or saw the movie so the color purple is a book that was written and it is about a girl who grows up down south in the 1900s and she writes letters to god and we basically see her grow up and she is constantly

abused s aid she gets married off to a guy that's like three times her age she's torn away from her family torn away from her kids. And we basically have to see her go through all this trauma. The book and both the movie deal with sexism, uh, S.A., uh, racism, classism, just trauma. And just being a Black woman, especially in the South, in the 1900s. But yeah, yeah, it's really heartwarming just want to shout out the official juju um the creator that made that juju yeah juju i mean the

answer to i mean the obvious answer to what movie did she watch is uh no no movie a movie however uh the tiktok comments of course are gonna tiktok comment god these days people are getting offended too easily such a big drama just by dyeing a wig purple what she's supposed to do dye her face black holy shit not paint it dye it for six months it stays like that your skin as your roots grow on your skin wildest false dichotomy i've ever seen hey those are the two options like what well okay talk about the movie what are you supposed to do those are the exact same people that if you do blackface and then people get upset they defend you and go well you can't do anything anymore everyone's offended by what am i allowed to be offended by

what scale is it like if you shoot me with a gun that's when i as long as i'm not personally involved i can't be bothered by something wild god what can you say um a little bit racist aren't you the movie is predominantly black so you should have chosen the black creator be for real how they spell predominantly right but racist wrong yeah that's pretty wild but i'm like you're wrong and and the point is valid like if they're all like i assumed that they were paying multiple creators across this like across the board to promote the movie as you often would for um for promoting a movie but if they're not like reaching out to any black creators that's great that's wild i'm sure there is uh some i mean there would be no reason not to

but there is also like again very cynical side of me it's like they chose her because they think she'll bring in an audience that otherwise might not be interested well the black people are already gonna watch the movie about black trauma they have to yeah they're gonna do remember wakanda whatever the fuck what do you want we made the one yeah um we made the movie about you guys. Can you click the replies on a little bit racist? I just want to know. This is just, I just have to know.

A little bit racist. Yes, babes. My bad. Okay. Yeah. That's a very silly take. Also. And it's again, kind of a false dichotomy like the uh the

options are not like choose a black person to promote the movie choose a white person to promote the movie it's just about how much representation they want to be walked through compassion so step by step it like so many of these comments feel like toddlers where you're like well why that's racist no things related to race aren't racist that's not the beginning and end of a topic like you can talk about race and it's not just racist it's like it's nothing you either ignore or is bad they're acknowledging that they brought you know the fact that it is a white creator that did basically the reason you should be cautious about getting white influencers to do content like that.

Is that they either have to have a really insightful, non-self-focused statement to make about it. That's informed. And maybe requires you to like know what black people just don't. Or you go like, I boughtci slides because black people fucking love these things i watched i went to an nba game you know for the whatever some of my favorite nba players are black those 1900 style guys yeah i voted for obama at the 2016 election yeah in support of uh the color purple coming out the year before that yeah again um again this is also not a endorsement or indictment of the new color purple we haven't seen it we

don't know anything about it but no i just read a review about it the story is by all accounts valuable impactful it is there is nothing complicated about this issue. And the idea that you would leave a confrontational comment with blackface is the example. It just shows how little critical thinking they have. I feel like dipshits online have finally acquiesced to like, fine, blackface is bad. Okay, fine. Now I'll use that. Yeah, they're like, I let black blackface be bad so like now you're offended about something else you guys keep moving the goalposts the racist goalpost being what am i

allowed to be racist but come on when can i be racist anymore everything i seem to do is racist without asking the question of why yeah and then like that person's like well you know it's like shut up you're being aggressive yeah again this would not have blown up the same way if this creator had demonstrated that they knew anything about the property and even if you haven't read it even if you haven't watched it if you're doing a brand deal you're being paid money uh in exchange for you you're like not doing your job fully or why if they don't give you a screen or watch the old movie or uh read the book read the spark notes of the books do something like you could have avoided this backlash by doing so many things that clearly were not done uh also if

anybody wants to jump in the comments say well you guys, you guys didn't watch the movie. We didn't get paid to watch the movie. It also isn't out yet. And I can't do that. Our take on the movie or our take on the story wasn't, I don't know. We just didn't even look it up. But like, what? The purple does not look good on me. Yeah.

Yeah. It's just us criticizing her wig. Like, we don't give her any feedback. Oh, right. That's our response. We just go, um, dude dude this wig is kind of weak dude what can you say anymore uh all right well anyway shout out to the official juju is that the name anyway shout out to the official juju um we'll leave a link to the original tiktok in the description, last thing we have on the docket for this very app

was partially inspired by the fact that you recently did a video that included this guy and this topic in general. Yeah, and I didn't look at this guy, but I did do a video about a different street interviewer. Basically this guy. And I'm kind of, they all are very similar. Different products, same aisle. I'm so fascinated. And this is just a, it's been around. interviewer basically this guy i'm kind of they all are very different products same aisle i'm

so fascinated and this is just a it's been around it's been it's been um around and for a while but there's always new ones it's kind of like alpha male influencers where there's just always i guess this kind of is in that venn diagram but there's always new ones i think it's it's uh appealing to the same demographic with more deniability like it's almost like this is the alt-right incel version of linking to a study or an article yeah and being like yeah okay um well if you link to like i don't know uh kind of the appeal of jordan peterson ben shapiro to some extent as well because if you link to an andrew tate thing it's just kind of him riffing and people can push back against it or whatever and he's just like you

could actually i'm cool because of karate and then instead if you link something like this you know a hot a hot debate then you can say well actually it's objectively true that women care about how much money you make because there's this definitely not paid actor saying it out loud in right of you that's on a street so it's real yeah you can't act on the street and so this went mega viral and so everybody's probably already seen it but i want to start here and then look at what else this guy is uh is into the or is up to this is not what he's into i don't care what he's into oh we'll see what we can find the most this is the most valuable thing the most valuable education reddit has ever given

lgbtq rights or economic stability why can't yawn yawn yawn yawn. Steven Crowder ass bullshit, dude. Why? That is such a stupid choice. Doesn't make any sense. Because it's like those things are not at odds so obviously with each other. It's just literally like the only two talking points that they can throw to in culture war bullshit that makes them sound informed because everything else is like, stop replacing Christmas with happy holidays. Stop letting the people I don't like get married.

You can't say that. Instead it's like, well, you choose. Do you- I'll choose the economy and it's like, I'll see how you hate gay people. Do I eat my lunch or do I text my mom? It's like, you don't, okay, you can, how long is texting your mom gonna take?

You can just do both. No, but I can, that's not the question. But why would you ask a question where the two things are so easily conceivable to be done together i am winning this i'm gonna post this one why can't you have both you need to pick one i refuse the question you can't refuse the question i do but you can't but i did but you need to pick one no i don't i just said he's so the bluetooth headset the wolverine jacket the ponytail of a he's got samurai ponytail this guy he won before he said a word you were saying this earlier but it looks like if you hadn't seen how much was left of the tiktok you think that had already repeated it is of the TikTok you would think that it had already repeated.

It is like, honestly, if you went for the changing camera angles and the constant snap zooms and stuff, it does feel like a, was this, is this like a Tim and Eric bit? The laugh is awesome. When he goes, it's like you've fallen into my trap, dude.

Teleports behind you. Dude, yeah, he's like literally like gonna walk away and, dude. Teleports behind you. Dude, yeah, he's, like, literally, like, gonna walk away, and the dude is gonna fall into two pieces. Oh, yeah, yeah. It turns to white on red silhouette. Yeah. Kanji for death appears really big. But, yeah, this guy is, this is the good side of Reddit.

He's honest to powers. I saw some really good tweets about this where it's, like, you underestimated my power. For years years i lurked in the shadows i trained in the the the annals of discord i while you were kissing girls i studied the blade yeah but i mean he's probably kissing girls too let's be honest dude with this kind of careers um so a bluetooth headset kind of goes hard it's like got a vintage element it's like a motorola this the only, normally I don't like a Bluetooth headset because of the thing that happens when I'm in a grocery store and someone's like talking out loud. And I go, should I get the beans?

And I go, if you want the beans, they're pretty good. And he's like, no fucking idiot. I'm on the phone. I've got one of these. And I go, ah, I'm sorry. I'm so stupid. I'm at the store asking someone if I should buy the beans. Maybe.

I don't know. It needs to be more obvious. We're a gamer headset. We're like a full on thing. With the kitty cat ears. It should be steaming. You should be able to hear it whirl. Yeah, you should have to have a whole gamer chair in the grocery store store you should have to have a mac like a x rate x

fucking what's the racer the dx racer what the hell is that name of that brand oh is it this game of chat yeah yeah dx racer that was what i i don't really race do i i'm kind of i know things dude yeah dx racer remember when i said nicholas flamel that was that was the highlight of my day that was my reddit mod moment i deny the actually discovering it so what can you pick one uh no because they're both doable no only one i don't have to pick one because we can have both but the answer is that both is not an answer it's not a valid answer i reject your question outside of this weird scenario literally the thing i believe yeah i also need to point out he's bad at discourse he's bad at he's bad at whatever he's trying to do

because he can't seem to move past a dialogue option when someone has stone he's been stonewalled after someone going off of a path that he didn't expect soft lock dude he did a speech check failed and he just keeps hitting the same dialogue line it's great i can't help but notice that he has a my pronouns are find jesus shirt on wait that's pretty funny it's actually pretty epic because Because if you see these people. This is bad. This is a joke. We don't like it. Did you see these guys? There's like the online. You go to bio.

It says something. What? It says like a name, but it's like he, him. Oh, right. Right. Right. They write it in there. So what I have is two to other words.

Yeah. You don't get it. No, you owned me actually that's not one of the answers oh actually you know what you find jesus not one of the answers oh that's right yeah yeah those are those are neo pronouns i know yeah find or jesus is the way yeah that's structured right now uh by the way if this is how you air quote debate this is not your craft this is this is not your it'd be like if my job was being a citizen in america yeah i go and i be a citizen everywhere again dude the comments like the person that said economic stability

every day what do you think you're doing like i know the answer i've solved the unsolvable conundrum biden's scrolling through the comments all shit i guess yeah hold on all right fine well i guess no more rights pumping his fist secretly um you can absolutely have both discord mod the answer would be, I can always... You know, actually, funnily enough, these are the two types of Discord mod because the one, the left ponytail Reddit type guy is someone that people make fun of for the aesthetics of being a Discord mod. But every single time a Discord mod gets outed for grooming, they look a little bit more like the guy on the right.

It's usually a pretty basic, choogy looking dude with a t-shirt you know says something like pickle rick is better than being gay or something and it's the guy on the left is usually just busy arguing about like dwarf fortress or something dude he is so dwarf fortress coded and it's because he looks like uh the host of a podcast i listened to in my formative years um is it you who also has a ponytail and glasses and a leather jacket i think it's cute i think it's a cute look i mean it's his to be fair as i know probably again i uh it like listened for 15 years of my life to a podcast by

a man who looked like that i wish we could have a ponytail yeah i can't do it it's a lot of it's like i guess a wig i guess we wait i needed so much hair to have a ponytail. Yeah, I can't do it. It's a lot of, it's a, I guess a wig. I guess we could wear a wig. I needed so much hair to have a ponytail. And then when I did it, I like did it in the bathroom and I went, oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. This cannot be. The answer is, both is not an answer. It's not a valid answer.

I reject your question. You can't reject it. I just did. Can you pick one? I don't have to. Why? Because they're both completely doable. So LGBTQ rights or economic stability? That's't have to. Why? Because they're both completely doable.

So LGBTQ rights or economic stability? Well, that's not an answer. Yes, it is. Are you trying to troll me? No, I'm just wondering. When faced with adversity, this guy, what is the saying? Insanity is trying the same thing twice. Oh yeah, the definition of insanity like that's what this feels like because he it's almost like he failed all he exhausted all of his options which was almost nothing yeah and then just went back to the top of his flow chart he quick loaded he's like he's he's save scumming yeah he yeah he's safe yeah he actually went like maybe the game's bugged i need to reboot yeah yeah i'm just gonna swipe away the app and i going to open it back up and maybe it's, like, not lag. He's trying to rage quit the conversation.

Also, it's very funny for a debate you started to then just go, are you trolling? Are you trying to troll me? No, you know what this is? This is me when I mistype in my password. Oh, yeah. And I i go must be wrong and then i type in exactly the same thing again and expect a different result and i realize i just don't know my password what the hell this computer's so stupid yeah the computer goes you can't do that why no i know no but it's this is my password i just have chicken grease all over my fingers the caps locks on yep i have my eyes closed yep i was my hands were offset on the

keyboard so i typed in complete gibberish that's a different website um i also want to say there's something about like if you do a street interview thing l's because of the content which is such a funny it's such a funny conundrum to find yourself in where you go ah man i gotta got destroyed but i do need views yeah and i have no choice sometimes i think they just lack the judgment to that's also fair that's also fair like it's rare but now and then we'll like uh talk about something and be like ah let's probably be private or we gotta blah blah and we'll just say like let's cut that or skip past it or something if we say cut that because in the moment we think oh well that's probably not the best yeah if i was having this debate and i was Benny Safdie over here, I would on instinct just be like, not putting it in.

This one actually doesn't come out. I'm going to stop having it because I'm not. I'm going to burn it, actually. I'm going to burn the phone that it's on. Unless I reboot the phone and hope I get a different result. I'm changing careers. I'm becoming a Reddit guy. I think you are right because he gave this the caption.

Why did he make this so difficult? Hashtag comedy. Hashtag NPC. Hashtag LGBT. Hashtag viral. Can't have both. Yes, you can. Not in this question.

Too bad. Because I don't have to choose. All right. What if I had to ask you gender inclusivity or economic stability? You can have both. Why you make this so so difficult i'm trying to pass my final too bad which one do you pick i pick them both um but that's why are you making this so difficult i'm trying to pass my final there's no shot this is your final this sounds like one of those lines that pickup artist guys yeah us to get out of it like yeah i have a math test right oh yeah true i'm trying to pass my final yeah so maybe because he's on a

college campus or at least he hashtagged college and it appears that he's on a college campus he's physically distressed this is actually very funny because the body language is awesome like the guy on the left is happy jeering like he's just chilling dude red line through this guy yeah we got to do the line test line up my man's yeah um this guy's got his pussy face in the world this guy's able to stand perfectly still because this huge hog is weighing him down he's off center because it's going down on his legs i just don't believe you're if this is your class project pick a different one it's not a valid answer too bad

but vine boom lgbtq oh and that's it did they handshake yeah oh well respect mutual respect amongst uh opponents they found jesus this is like at the end of the basketball game when you got destroyed but you have to like be a sportsman you have to be a cool guy about it yeah or if you don't it like goes viral like people like call you a bad teammate and shit yeah it's like the beginning of usc round of one person puts out to for a fist bump and the other one takes advantage of it yeah this is oh yeah that happens in boxing deserve to lose this is you look respect to shaney rich um no for doing a handshake i'll i'll rescind a little bit of the respect for being a dumbass that's annoying has no principles can't properly articulate himself and dresses like shit other than that and also go to a like barber that

you pay with money but other than that dude big respect very hashtag funny comedy viral it's like so interview i would like so sooner like making a statement like this on a shirt is so anti ever looking nice it's weird like you just look like you look bad i'll just say it like that and the text is gonna like even regardless of what is on the shirt, which is also bad. Which is also shitty. I mean, it's just going to wash that one time. Oh, yeah. It's going to have like, it's going to look like a distressed. It's going to peel off because it was screen printed by him in his fucking garage. At home.

Because who's selling that shirt? It's just so embarrassing. It's so sad. It's so, it's odd to think of. It makes sense that somebody would, that would even do this content in the first place has so little self-awareness that they put a caption like why do you make this so difficult as opposed to like i'm trying to pass my final i really want to know what that means it's such a sad like concession to make it's like please i'm trying to pass my final please be nice i'm tired please tired

i'm an i'm an empath i didn't know i was fighting the final boss dude that's a good point he wandered into an area yeah dude he's like oh actually dude the levels do not scale with my man was not ready for the wildy yeah dude it doesn't scale with your level. So he's like, oh, shit. I need to grind in a cave somewhere. Oh, shit. I should kill those rats. I need to go to an elementary school and ask them these questions. And they'll respond like fingies and poo-poo.

And then maybe I can kind of defeat them in the marketplace of ideas. Yeah, dude, he's trying to fight. And then move up the chain. He's trying to fight the elder dragon with a wooden pick. Oh, ender dragon, you're going to get destroyed. No. Maybe I was talking about something else okay okay i was talking about minecraft oh no yeah it is minecraft but it's the ender dragon jacob swapped the way we said it so

java said the wrong one sorry i said the wrong one sorry no you're canceled it doesn't work i don't understand their editing process at all yeah it's actually live why are you playing it twice um can we look at what else this guy's done? What are the crimes against humanity? Yeah. What is the other class project he's done? He's trying to get to his final. Imagine that, dude.

He's just got to interview people and figure out where his final is. And that's his test. This guy crushing you. That guy. That's awesome. I mean, that's just the best thing I've ever seen. He's the best. I wonder if we can, if you're out there which i see me as i don't see me disappear

but if uh this this warrior this hero wants to call us on your bluetooth headset hit us up we will uh if you do a cameo type video for us oh my god that would be awesome that would be make me if you just say happy holidays and then you like swing a replica katana i will give you any amount of money i just want to ask him another question where the answer is both like do you want cheese or pepperoni on your pizza you can have both i just want him to do that entire interaction with me about how they're not say that okay that's not right are you trolling me i have to i'm trying to pass my class i have to do the whole alphabet today well this was fun and the fun don't stop because it's christmas time not denominationally or whatever um over on patreon.com sad boys we are okay that's not that's fine we are going to be doing our holiday special um we're

going to drink mulled wine we're going to get a little little topsy-turvy a little tipsy-dipsy and um what else are we doing we got some other stuff on the tipsy-dipsy i don't know how else we could say that we're going to read embarrassing holiday stories perfecto and maybe we'll get enough tipsy-wipsy to create our own embarrassing holiday story. And maybe Jacob will drink a bunch and he'll not record it. He's going to fall over all the equipment and it's going to break. We're going to be heading over there. But we end every episode of Stab Boys with a particular phrase.

We love. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're sorry okay boom no worries it was like one of the days of hanukkah um with my uh friend russell who i grew up with we like took an unannounced trip to his grandma's place it was announced from them but it was unannounced that i would be there his grandmother was giving them all gifts oh i have gifts for all of you and then she was like oh and jarvis i have something for you too come on me printer ink it's my half-eaten muffin it's the spoon you're using for that thing How she dead looking, that future girl. Future girl, yeah, we on now. Take my money, go away, all you wanted. Girl, you're too rich for me. you