Sad Boyz - We Found The Most Racist Commercials

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. You see me take my glasses off a little bit. Yeah, is that how you get down to business? It's time to get serious. You gotta be able to see.

I do need to put them on though for the show, but I will, one sec. It's kinda like Mr. Rogers, how he starts the show by entering his home and taking his shoes off. Where's he been? And putting different shoes on. Yeah, where have you been, buddy?

He was at work. Yeah. Recording Mr. Rogers, it's like a loop. He was recording mr.. Rogers neighborhood He's a health insurance CEO unfortunate bit of contrast weapons contract But hey people contain multitudes It's like it doesn't invalidate the nice things you said my free time. I go home, and I'm insane Yeah, the free time I do the drones Actually in the Navy right he was yeah, he was he was in a oh the show and he takes place during Fleet Week. Yeah

What is the show what this one but also what is mr. Rogers neighborhood? He just hangs out it's a kids show where he comes home sick and Neighbors come to him like, and the postman and stuff. In his home, there's a little trolley and the trolley takes you to the land of make believe a little lore and the land of make believe is a bunch of little puppets. There's a King, there's Daniel Tiger. Do you know

Daniel Tiger? Not personally. They made a cartoon of him. I know Daniel Tice, the basketball player. Wait, no, Daniel Tice? Is that a person? Michael Jordan. But they, it, they were really great thing. It was a good show. Jordan. I think that's a good consensus, right? German basketball player, shadow. So it was a show that taught you about the world in a very gentle, sweet way. So it'd be like, I wonder where crayons come from. And then all of a sudden, there's a documentary

about the crayon factory and how you make crayons. We just discovered something. You say crayon weird. Yeah. Do I? You say crayon weird. Yeah You say crayon You're saying it like I ran you're saying it like cranberry. What do you say crayon the wood? like crayons Shinshawn crayon

Yeah, you that's your that's crayon, but that's okay I just polarized so I have there there are a few more words that I say weird and You'll have to find them out Where in the world is my weird voice? This is kind of a mr.. Rogers thing whoa you brought it back Oh is he the one with word of the day? No, that's Pee-wee. I'm so stupid. I'm such an idiot. Okay, wait, so what's new with us? I won't disagree.

I'm still sad. Bullshit. And that's shitty, but whatever. At least I can watch Andor. It's appropriate for this podcast. It is. It is a very solemn show. Every time I am depressed,

I think about the people who go, you guys don't seem very sad, fuck off. I'm so depressed. Well, it's just we're hanging out with friends. Yeah, we got shit going I'm scared. I might never come back to the US. I'm like I Hoping I feel like maybe I'm Knocking on wood. I'm hoping to come out of the rut soon But we're not there and that stinks But that's why we haven't talked about it because I'm just like very you know

You're in the rut in it granted. It's you know performance the show by necessity is performance Just like going anywhere is really you know you're veiling yourself to some degree for the people around you and for yourself Yeah, and just to get coffee. You know you're going. I gotta go get it well done, mate You made me knock something over Flipper ass Fuck you my Sora feet Dipper came over different came over and his tail hit the coffee over, if he had turned around, it was like barked at you.

Yeah, all right. Okay, shit. But I think that like, I don't know, what I want to have always be more than anything else is like a decent representation of the way that we interact or that's what feels the most organic and the least like performative-y. And maybe it's because we do spend time

with each other and talking outside of the show and that's like kind of where some of it gets excised but yeah we're both struggling not to even speak for the two of you but we mean just was struggling with doing our own things different things but struggle things but we get by I was just saying but I just say but we get by with a little help from our friends shout out Anastasia has been helping me with a lot of things lately. Jacob's always carrying the weight of the podcast on his back. Peeps who they are in the chair, they're deceased.

Can't talk on this episode. They will use it. They've been very helpful. So he's on me. Paint. You mentioned something that's been weighing heavy on my heart as well. And I think all of us that you have to go away for a little bit. Yeah. I'm going to like the Oded sleep. I like the avatar. I don't know if you want to talk about it. Like these are wise. You have to go away. Yeah. And the hope dream prayer is that you come back.

It is a, it's a transitional period more than anything. And I've been trying to, the soothing balm has been trying to do as many things and see as many people and get the most time in as possible before that period comes. But yeah, from about in July, from July onwards, I'm taking kind of a semi, you know, the show's going to keep going, but a slightly unclear break. I'm going to be gone for, we think we know the period of time, but I wouldn't want to speculate publicly. Yeah. But not, not months and months, just, you know, maybe,

I don't know, I want to temper expectations. The show's not going away. We're going to film the book. Well, we're planning for it. We're like doing episodes with you. We're going to have some guests. We have some notice. So with us hosts.

This isn't like scary news. We've known this for, you know, the entire time. Yeah, it's a part of the process. Yeah. But it's ultimately positive. But then also it's like bringing up maybe brushes up against some of the last time. Yeah, literally. But so many other circumstances really, you know, it's like a pandemic. Before we get to super happy fun stuff like racist commercials and other things I want to talk about. Bread and butter.

So that's gonna cheer you guys up, I feel like. I think that because it's, weirdly, it is an escape from my own mind. And it's like, it is just raw fun. Basic, basic fun. We can laugh. And we can all laugh at, well, before we laugh, I sent, I don't know what, I don't look at our subreddit,

I don't know what's going on in there, I didn't know I was subscribed to it, but I opened up Reddit the other day, and while I'm being a little whiny baby, I just sent you this post, Jacob, that I saw. I don't even understand this meme. Like, it's a genuine question. It's a post that says, this sums up everything perfectly.

And the meme is Jordan passionately talking about something he really cares about, and then me holding the pillow doing whatever this is. What is this? What are they trying to say? At first I thought it was like Jordan's always cool and talking about stuff and Jarvis is always confused and holding the pillow, but now I don't know what actually it is about. I mean if it's any consolation, yes, I don't really track.

I'm not looking for an answer from the audience. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just purely like, I think this is the kind of stuff which people don't think is parasocial, because everybody uses the term, everybody's like tries to be self-aware about it, but sometimes, like, it's like, ah, look, I'm just talking about a show, I'm talking about media,

and it is still kind of bridging on like Humans, I don't know. I just don't even know we I don't know what the message is supposed to be But it made me feel bad because I thought it was like at my expense And I was like does everybody hate me because I'm sad and I'm that's why I avoid the comments because I shouldn't look at this stuff I didn't think about this stuff. I didn't even think about subreddit. Well, me either. I was looking for some old school RuneScape shit that just came up in my feed. Cause Twitter just showed you the heading videos.

Oh yeah, well no, cause okay. So anyway, no clue what that was, but I was like, damn. That's how I know I'm in a weird mental space when I just see a random meme that I don't even understand and it makes me feel bad about myself. It catches you. But what makes me feel good about myself is I have been watching Andor. You and Eddie turned me on to it at our birthday dinner.

And it's really good. It's unfortunately a very good show. And so I have to admit that I like some recent Star Wars media. I'm like, it's like one of the, I mean, I'm, I feel like I'm gonna be disappointed because it just ended. I haven't finished it, I'm on season two, episode eight. But apparently you haven't started season two yet. And I was trying to think about what I like about it so much.

And I don't have a thing, I think the writing's good, the characters are good. I just am impressed with, this is like a super baby take, but I'm not trying to do media criticism, I'm just exploring why I like something. I was surprised that I could give a shit knowing that it like happens between known events. It's like zooming into something that if I was,

you know how sometimes there's an episode of a show like Severance that does a bunch of like cobell lore and then people are like, ah, filler episode. And I'm like, that is you or a baby to me. That's my gut reaction because what do you want? Do you just want a list of plot events? Because if Andor is entirely pointless, if you just view things as plot events,

as the macroscopic. As result and path. And to be fair, I think that's maybe what some people's hesitation was this. I think one thing, that's the thing, you're completely right, and that is media critique because all that is is analyzing what you do or don't like something, and the writing is just very,

very good. It just makes you care, right? And I think it like really, I think that it does a good job of creating stakes. I don't wanna spoil 1977's A New Hope, but we kind of know the fates of some of the characters, and normally that takes away stakes. When you know that someone's the protagonist in a movie,

and then act two comes along, and you're like, well, I know nothing bad can happen to them, because they're the protagonist. Or I know there's a sequel, so Iron Man isn't gonna. That stalks the hero. Yeah, I know there's Iron Man 2, so nothing too bad can happen in Iron Man 1. And so, like, there's no way they could kill Tony Stark.

That would be insane. And so. And then they wouldn't bring him back. No, no, they could kill Tony Stark. That would be insane. And so- And then they wouldn't bring him back. No, no, that would make any sense. So, knowing that, and then still being able to give a shit, I think is a sign of a show that's doing something well. I've noticed when people are like,

I don't know if I wanna watch a show with a bunch of Imperial stuff, and it's like, well, that's just, really you don't have to have likable characters. That's like a misnomer. So I'm completely divorced from or detached from any of the criticism because I've just been watching without, and now I can't even go on to it. Part of the reason I'm finishing it is because I accidentally engaged with one Andrew tweet and now my entire feed is spoilers.

And it's also funny to avoid spoilers where I kind of know where things are going. But I want it, but like the manner in which things happen and the fates of specific characters and the interaction specific characters I don't want to be spoiled on. What is the criticism on Imperial stuff? Well, it's like a, it was a very broad thing early on before I even watched this show myself where people were like, uh, and this happens all the time from, uh, Sopranos and the wire onwards of like, well, why would I watch a show with characters that I can't relate to or

find likeable? And it's, it's, it's a very kind of basic critique because it, uh, kind of loses the fact that you watch watch you watch things because they are compelling, not because they are likable. If you were looking only for likable media, then you would watch March of the Penguins. Only it's like that's pleasant, but it is a completely different experience. In the case of Andor, it's like, well, how come? How do they make them compelling? Like, man, I don't play the oboe, but I know when it sounds good. Sometimes it is perfect. Like I can go to a ballet and not know anything that's going on. And I'm like, wow, that was beautiful. I think I don't even know what happened.

Who's the black swan? I am. So yeah, I mean, I actually recommend, even if you don't like Star Wars, no, that's the thing I wouldn't even consider. I guess I, I probably read as like Star Wars. No, that's the thing. I wouldn't even consider, I guess I'd probably read as a Star Wars guy, but I watched the original trilogy somewhat in late adulthood, or not as a young adult. I watched it pretty late in life, comparatively. Jarvis had a confession when I arrived today.

He said, I went on Wookiepedia. Well, I think that that was the funny thing, is that, okay, so I will spoil 1977 Star Wars The New Hope. You know, I Am Your Father's a spoiler, so. Oh, true. That's actually in the second film. No, no, no, I know. But what I was just saying that people are aware of Star Wars spoilers from back then.

So this even is before that. So the fact that, I remember like the whole show is like set up in, you know, it starts in like four or five BBY and I was like, wait BBY, what is that? Big, beautiful. Yeah, big beautiful. And then I was like, wait, battle, and this is how out of Star Wars world I am I'm like battle of the oven that sounds familiar oh Oh, that's from the climax of

1977 I have to keep saying that's how the people are like a spoiler alert It doesn't know what can say the year during the show right? It's I feel like something's coming up Jesus being like, Hold on, I got, we're gonna start here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the wise men being like, now, right? Yeah, I think something's happening.

We're in my time right now. It's a Jesus boy summer. I'm sure everyone at the time was like, okay, man, we're gonna keep doing the years we're doing, but okay. So like Battle of Yavin stuff, I was like, oh, right. And then I started like Googling characters and being like, when was I introduced to this person? Oh, oh, Mon Mothma's introduced in Return of the Jedi, so I do know who that character is.

The actor's dead, but he is the ball that we're talking about. I actually think that they do a good job of like, making you care about the like, members of the ISB. Like basically like the Imperial Police people. Irritable cell syndrome. While Saul, irritable call Saul ball, you know that they're bad, but there is a humanity in them because we are all human. Even those doing evil. You can't create a

fascist system without humanity. You're appealing to fear and control. There is a, it's like a perversion or a abuse of human psychology. Yeah. You erode people's expectations. You start with like, hey, we should all dress the same and actually maybe we should all go to the same places. I think that that's what's really interesting is like the way that they kind of tackled manufactured consent and like the ways that both a extremely powerful oligarchy,

or what would you even call the empire? Dictatorship? I guess it's a dictatorship, but the emperor's so obscured to the point where it is. It treats it like a senatorship and a government, like there's officials. It's because it used to be a republic. I don't know that much about star

They keep the like but I'm like people of the Galactic Republic, but the exactly the structure of it That's how you do it exactly. Yeah, and I even there are some scenes not advice by the way And by the way, and this is a tutorial on how to do it. What's going on guys? What's going on guys today? We're gonna be building a fascist dictatorship What's going on guys? What's going on guys today? We're gonna be building a fascist dictatorship Heard the term banality of evil. Yeah, like just it's they really dull. Yeah, they use it people use this term Like historians use it to discuss Nazi Germany, right where it's like it is this very dull

bureaucratic kind of We away at people until you all of a sudden realize you have no rights and you don't know how it happened. And that is like, I think that that's like kind of what the show does well because you are witnessing this passage of time that is kind of happening in real time is like people are realizing that they're just pawns and like there's like false flags and there's like that is kind of happening in real time, is like people are realizing that they're just pawns, and like there's like false flags,

and there's like a lot of things that are taken from history. Like there's a lot of like World War II allegory, and things of that nature that I find really prescient in our modern times. And it's also just all happening at a Star Wars show, which I can't, I keep going. That's very funny.

I mean, it helps that like, you know, sci-fi is fun for a reason and it is, it's visuals and like evocative feelings and drama. And there's a, there's a degree of excitement when the gun makes a pew pew sound instead of a regular sound. And I think it's almost like calling your shot before the home run. They're like, wow, you did it with that extra sauce on it

Yeah, and you didn't have to go so hard. I mean, yeah, that's in Gilroy Brothers, there's a yeah, it's an impressive Impressive work. I think this episode of sand boys is sponsored by Zoc doc Have you ever been to the dentist Jordan and, and, well, just, you have, right? Yes, sir. Okay, well then you know when they're like doing stuff to your teeth, but then they're trying to talk to you

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I'll like get my like little bits and pieces. And so this has been fun to kind of, I turned a corner into like actual hype, maybe for like the last four episodes and I'm like sad because I kind of, I'm like, well damn, then it's gonna be over. And I don't know if I wanna watch another Star Wars thing after this.

Or a lot of stuff, I've heard really good stuff about like some of the animated series. I will say lore wise, characterization wise, there's a lot of like, if you want to kind of retroactively make, cause Star Wars, the plot can be a little over convoluted. The story is really good in its essence. If you laid it out, right. And that's what, that is George Lucas. He does story, not script.

I mean, he was like writing the first movie and then like reading Joseph Campbell and then like adjusting and then like, like, he's like, all right, here's journey, here's his wife had a lot to do with that too. At the time they're divorced now, like he has a different wife now, but his wife was his editor. And there's a lot of theories that she helped him a lot on his scripts and stuff. Well, especially cause when he's revisited things,

it hasn't gone the best. And when he's written and directed the dialogue but fully a hundred percent himself, you got the prequel trilogy, which I have an affection for to some degree, especially in retrospect, because a lot of the animated stuff, some of which is very bad, but a lot of the animated stuff is focused on... It's also Dave Filoni.

George League is very generally pretty uninvolved. But there's an emphasis on almost like politely retconning some of the characters because I don't give a fucking shit. I don't feel like Obi-Wan and Anakin were particularly good friends It doesn't mean something when they fall out. Then you watch Clone Wars Yeah, and it kind of it just pokes and it goes like well Here's examples of like Anakin actually being kind of a good guy and like him having a place to fall Right. The other thing about Star Wars is that people get so angry about modern Star Wars that like to, I'm so disconnected from that amount of ownership

and emotion about any media, it turns me into a contrarian. Yeah. You know? It's real hard not to, especially when they make really shit stuff. It's like, I almost like, I didn't even watch the prequels back in the day.

So I watched those right after I watched the original trilogy. So I watched the first six, and then it was before The Force Awakens came out. So I think that was when I first watched all the movies. And then we went to episode nine together and both fell asleep. I'm a little bit of a Star Wars guy because my parents were Star Wars guys.

I think that's how it has to happen. They were key. My parents graduated high school in 1977. Oh, perfect year. Well, they also quit high school to go and see the movie. That's true. They were in line. You all know that documentary.

They wanted to go to the movie, but they become padawans. That far off because they were also teen parents who did not graduate high school. Your parents had kids? Yes. Anastasia was born on Tatooine. Oh, that makes so much sense. My sister's name is Leia.

Oh, right. That's where George Lucas got it. My dad read all the Star Wars books, and you can see him highlighting the name Leia and writing his last name with Leia being like, is this a good name? I thought that maybe Anastasia was a beautiful name. And I, uh, George Lucas. Oh, okay. I was like, is this George Lucas Kermit the Frog?

Or Jordan Peterson? My mom, a Greek guy called George Lucas. I raised Anastasia. But my sister decided because of her name, she took up the mantle and she and her husband are Star Wars cosplayers. Whoa. And they like make elaborate like wookie costumes and stuff. It's crazy. Oh, that's not Leia Leia is actually not a wookie. But so I have, I wouldn't say I'm the biggest Star Wars fan, but I've seen everything and I

could guide you Jarvis in what's good and what's not. I know. I'm like, There is a problem How much of it is bad? So much of it that's bad. Yeah Clone Wars, which I think as a whole it's a very good show So it's like that's one of the things so I'm like, I don't know how much deeper I'm gonna get but I'm having fun on this like a little like like zoom into this little slice and I don't know how much deeper I'm going to get, but I'm having fun on this like little, like, like zoom into this little slice and I'm like, Oh, okay.

It's fun. It's almost like the meta of like a game, but for- There is, when I went to Wikipedia, it was to look up a couple of things because I was like trying to jog my memory about some stuff, but it was almost like, and I, this could be completely wrong. And I just did it. I looked at the Wikipedia wrong, but Wikipedia is like so like in-universe Star Wars that it doesn't even tell you like the movies.

It's just like lore. And so I'm like, who fucking, that's why I had to fucking Google it and have the AI tell me like, which, what year does this take place in? BBY style? BBW style? Oh, but BBY style, please?

And it's like, who's this actor? And that like all those things were like, just not on Wikipedia, cause they're like, this is real life. Wikipedia is Star Wars is real life. And then you, I mean, I told you yesterday that there's a character in Club Wolf called Savage Opress. And it is, you read that and you're like, is this stupid? Actually,

his character is really cool that there's like, it literally sometimes feels like I can't be annoyed. Whatever. I cannot fucking stand the Mandalorian or anything associated with it. All that whole, it's all the parts I don't care about. And with no like allegory to anything. It's like, what about the old west? And I'll stick with what about the old, we had the old west though. But there's like no- I actually love the politics. He's an incredibly best guy, George Lucas. Like one thing I love about Andor is that, so if you go back to A New Hope, it's kind of black and white, like almost literally black and white.

Like Darth Vader's wearing black, Skywalker's wearing white. It's like good and evil. And the truth is humans contain multitudes. We're not pure good, we're not pure evil. That does not exist. And Andor kind of explores that. Like, cause original, like A New Hope is telling,

they've only got a certain amount of runtime, you know Yeah, it's efficient and so well and then by the time you get to Return of the Jedi That turns it on its head where it's like it's not pure good. It's not pure evil Darth Vader May or may not be actually an okay guy. He's kind of cute under the mask That I kind of misunderstand the message yeah, but I think before they like executed route 66 or whatever Driving down route 66 But I think so often gets

Attributed to World War two which to be vet, you know, the cold storm troopers is there's a lot there But George Lucas was a big anti which to be fair, you know, the cold storm troopers, there's a lot there. But George Lucas was a big anti-Vietnam guy. And so when the prequels come along, there's a lot of kind of gestures to the fascism of the Jedi Order instead of the, like, the Jedi Order just like sucks.

It's like a very, very bad thing, but it's, they got like swag swords and they move shit around with their brain, so it's kind of easy to like them. Also they, you know, they're better. It is. They're Democrats essentially. They're like bad books.

And this is like a spoiler for season two, but it's not plot related to my knowledge. But there is a scene in the season two episode I just watched where there's a force healer. And it's the only time, it's like the only time the force had been referred to, I think in this whole series so far. And Andor is like, I'm not about this woo woo shit.

He's like, crunchy granola ass. Literally like, he's got like a wound or whatever. And he's like, I gotta go, man. I'm not into this granola bullshit. That is the, it's a shame like the reshoots kind of fucked up rogue one But when you watch it you will there's a they do the same thing that like very I'm not really into this part They'd like push away from you know lightsaber in the movie But they do have one guy who's kind of into it, and it's like clearly doing something

It's kind of maybe working, but he doesn't like do powers. He just essentially makes him like really good at karate. And they're like, oh, I realize. I think that lightsabers are cool, obviously, because I was a kid once. And, but I think the politics are like so much more interesting. I'm like, yo, that's fucking great. I'm like, the information that, oh, because like, and there's a lot of

there is a lot of World War Two stuff because there's allegory to the use of radio and stuff during World War Two and how a lot of espionage happened. And like that, like, and or being like a spy thriller, political spy thriller type vibe. And the empire winning in a technology race, like developing way faster than the rebels are. And just like that type of thing where everyone's having conversations and you're having to hold in your head. What does this person know? What does this person want? What does this person think? This person's being like duped by this information because they've been told it, you know, at

face value, but like I didn't get that kind of thing is like very fun, fun from a, like a, what like is engaging to my brain watching a show. And I think that that's what makes the writing really cool. And is some of the value in, you know, art. But nothing against AIR. I would love to watch a version of Star Wars where the message is, look, look at this shit. Look, a spaceship. Look how crazy that is.

Look how big the lightsaber we made is. So that's my media moment. I was watching that stuff. That's your moment So that's my media moment. I was watching that stuff. And that's your m-m-moment? That was my media moment. But speaking of media, we're today going to talk about some racist commercials that hopefully peeps will be able to show up for soon,

but peeps gathered for us. However, I do, before we start this, want to lead into it with I have been watching the NBA playoffs. And the NBA playoffs, it's a fun time. But whether it's regular TV or my YouTube TV or whatever, they play like the same 10 ads over and over and over. We drill it in. Some of those ads are,

I would love to spend more time talking about those ads because now I've had so many thoughts because I've seen each of them a hundred times. But one that I can't stop thinking about is this Clorox commercial. And I don't know if I'll be able to find it quickly. Okay, yes. Wait, how did Jacob know?

I warned Jacob, so thank you for looking this up. I think that this might be what I'm looking for, but if not, I can find it. So let me just hit play. Let's just hit play here. I must really enjoy playing with toilets. Weird, let's explain how we got here. Clorox didn't experiment measuring people's brain waves

and found that petting puppies feels pretty good. Oh my goodness, hello. Not surprising, but you know what feels even better? Cleaning a toilet. Really? For him it did. That is crazy. Whoa. And for these participants, Clean felt better than getting a massage, playing video games and getting their nails done.

This is some 1984 shit. And you'll love it. They loved marching in single file. I do think that like the 1984 thing is like overdone, right? Like that's overdone as a form of criticism like this voice like there's multiple these commercials where Someone will go Like do you think you like puppies or cleaning the toilet more and she'll be like puppies. No, you're wrong. You're The width of your skull and it shows that why is Clorox measuring brain waves? Why is Clorox trying to fight me with phrenology when I say I like petting puppies?

It is the craziest shit in the world to me I don't get why they don't think this is dystopia And why I'm sure somebody could give some cursory throwaway answer like well, what's the science here? No, I don't Like I think that's the thing is like what exactly are you measuring? Can we find another one of those 30 second spots? What what society? No, I don't What exactly are you find another one of those like dopamine I need to You know what I mean? Like there's another one that's like that one where the guy who's like, I guess I like like he's like been Manipulated. He's like, I guess I like

Cleaning toilets, correct. I guess that's the correct thought. One plus one equals three, I guess. Correct. OK, thank you. Here at Clorox, you can go home now. You're happy. Here at Clorox, you can go home now. Here is your mandated meal for the week. Yeah.

I also have seen this commercial bunch because of the playoffs, and I have repeatedly been like fake. Bullshit. Cap. Anastasia's seeing a video about like how racism is bad. Bullshit. Bullshit. The Empire is right.

Hey Anastasia, what am I doing? Playing basketball? Yep. Oh yeah, feels better than a massage. That was a test. And then petting pup like both of the This is alien interpretation of what's good serving the Emperor feels better than Then petting puppies following the edicts of Christ

Consumer feels better. You're huffing fumes from bleach. Yeah, maybe that's what's changing You're huffing right? Oh, dude. We discovered that you actually like petting puppies less than eating psilocybin mushrooms You love mushrooms. They just give them like non psychoactive mushrooms You're like putting a washcloth of Clorox over their mouth Each one of these just made me feel completely insane. I didn't love doing the toilet one. Yes, you did. Ah! That's the one!

End of the ad. That's the one! Yeah, you shut up. I was like, what is happening right now? Shut the fuck up. You fucking liar. We've measured your brain waves. You liming.

We are in control. We are in control. We're Clorox. Hear us clean. We've measured your brain waves you limbing we We are in control where Clorox here us clean. I don't know I think I kind of prefer having a meal to getting shoved. No, you don't alright Brain out and figure out that free will is an illusion and have mapped every action You'll take for the entirety of your life. Yes, they're right. I guess I'll go clean my Yes, you did. I was I wrote it down I wrote that down on my notes and I was like we have to talk about this wait Can we put it back that can't be the best line they had from her? You know what I mean? I didn't I didn't love doing the toilet one. Yes

The face that she's making These are not people of color. Well people of color easily manipulated by big clean It's like a stay-at-home mom or whatever. He's like. I don't even like cleaning that much. Yes We've measured your brain, and you're at maximum capacity when you're cooking for dad According to my calipers you love this your brain is not fit for other work You you don't like being a thug with low-hanging pants. Yeah, I never said that. Yes, you did. Yes, you did Okay, yes It should be I was explaining like or do you you know?

They're saying no Your brain if you're fucking wrong you like it I bet Clorox proved that you felt 61% better about cleaning than getting a massage. That's so. That's a good percentage more. Rethink what makes you feel good. Wait, we think?

Rethink. Rethink? Don't think. Retrain your mind. Rethink what, you don't wanna get a massage. Think again. Wrong. Jordan.

You are what I say. Double speak. Hey, this is the last one. This is wild, I can't believe this. Let's take it from the top. Yes you can. You love cleaning this counter. What?

In fact, Clorox's latest experiment proved you enjoyed it more than a manicure. No you didn't. I don't even know myself anymore. 72% better. We know you More than a manicure. No, you didn't. I don't even know myself anymore. Seventy-two percent better. We know you better than you know yourself. You are meat. You are piggy to the slaughter.

We are the farmer. Jacob, can you see if there's one with a white man, please? Not this again. Here we go. I know. I'm a single issue voter. Well, if you watch that one minute, thirty second one, that is like video I think scanning or the most full one. You just go through it and see if there's this One white man. Okay, okay white guy

G-versus-D There's one thing. I love its mayonnaise. Nope. You love cleaning a toilet leading different white stuff But we're not experts in brain activity, right? we needed actual neuroscientists we're gonna lie name these scientists okay thank you so these sensors measure brain waves which gives us a glimpse into what the brain is doing now by measuring these differences we can create our feel-good index wait but what is it? okay the issue with this is the same thing that happens with those like news articles that go actually eating cookies is good for you or whatever because we measured something yeah it's like you're drawing a conclusion that no

no one if they were actually putting their reputation on the line would draw and I'm sure there's a bunch of disclosures where they say that they're not actually saying that with the commercial was actually saying the commercial is actually saying you're wrong fuck it ended with one minute of like we made it up it's not true at all we've the lies that everything was a lie that I said not true at all Um okay, well that was I just had to get that off my chest. Okay. That's awesome. Hey. No you know you don't bullshit Shut up love this no

Well if anybody doesn't they get told me this is what happens when you go full out on an ad Why it's definitely right What? Definitely, right? Human being. Yeah. I watched this video and I liked it. Hello, not bots. Let's watch some more commercials. Yeah, the racist.

I'll watch what I please. No, you'll watch what we show you. Okay. We don't know, I don't know anything about what we're gonna watch because it was prepared by our three white people I Was a one of the the currently absent cracker did show me jello, so I recommend we do that first I guess you will like wait hold on the absent cracker should be jello is an insane

Sorry that I read the title of the video insane what how old is this commercial not No one's ever said it. It's that's a new one. That's a bingo way by the way. Oh, sorry I read the title of the video insane. What how old is this commercial not old enough? I think it's Yes, I'm gonna guess 68 it is not when black and white was the only option it said like archaic choice You know we may never know though aesthetic decision to be I'll Google it We may never know though. The aesthetic decision to be... I'll Google it. The title is so funny.

It's so funny, I'm not gonna say it out loud. Yes you will. Yes you will. For fun of it, jello tonight. Back to present, one Chinese type baby, waiting for dessert. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Did they say one Chinese type baby?

One Chinese type baby. Back up, I need to hear that again. That's the way Costco categorizes its aisles Chinese style Trader Joe's Trader So I think this is from around 1958 oh wow whoa back when they were right right.

Jordan, no. Back to present ancient Chinese pantomime just for fun of it, Jell-O tonight. Back to present small Chinese type baby waiting for dessert. Chinese mother, bling baby Jell-O, famous Western delicacy. Poor Chinese baby. He unable to tell if this Jell-O is strawberry, raspberry, jelly, orange, lemon, lime, lime apple black glass belly black jelly or clay that baby baby was jamming on drumline though Can we get that last like stupid Chinese baby?

That's like when like an uncle or something tells you a story He's like yeah black guy at my office No it's like a guy is like Hey black baby at my office Then black mother comes up Is that part of it? No they're wearing a green shirt Look at how dumb baby

Look at this telly tubby style baby Yeah he's wearing a suit Stewie Griffin asked baby Don't do the voice stuff Teletubby style, baby. Yeah, he's wearing a suit This is the least problematic thing about this commercial but this is You could definitely pick up jello with chopsticks. Okay, you absolutely I wanted that last Chinese people have spoons also I'm not in the 50s I just feel like it's rude to first of all our Chinese babies using I mean I

I feel like I was being fed in a if I'm in a booster seat like this being like spoon fed by me using your hands being asked of Manipulate It's mean it feels like I know like like I don't know when you start using utensils as a baby like cuz I don't remember You don't do it well till you're like Making a mess for a really long time. I would say maybe a one-year-old could start learning I would say maybe a one-year-old could start learning utensils. My first thought is like those things look sharp and that baby, I don't trust it not to poke it. I'll go swallow the knife. Yeah.

Last belly, jelly, orange, lemon, lime, apple, black last belly, black jelly, or glade. Glade. Jell-o come in all ten... Oh no, back up, back up, back up. Wait, is that what they say? Glade. No. No.

They do say Raspberry the reason that that's racist is a that's that's a Japanese thing No, it's Chinese style Type is such a scary word. I'm like there's something really Not even sure that that's what they said but it like what could it possibly be? I think it's a Chinese type baby food. Yeah no for sure. Look how angry he is. Okay. Poor Chinese baby but Chinese mother bling baby great Western invention. Where did he bring that? Great Western invention. Food was invented for eating jello. Baby fine this is great jello. Where's worst thing to do the West. Cause I feel like a spoon isn't that hard of a thing to fucking come up with.

It's like a hand that you hold by a hand. Chopsticks are an interesting, interesting invention. I think spoon feels pretty fucking obvious. There's literacy to the chopstick. Yeah. Cause isn't that part of the history of the chopstick that it was like very economical. They're like very easy to produce on mass.

I have no clue, but I couldn't tell you about the You have to forge it. According to Google AI, the earliest evidence of spoons dates back to around 1000 BC in ancient Egypt. Mm. Western. But I'm sure it's everywhere. Right.

Like spoons are probably- I'm like, if people can create the film camera and the light bulb like across the world for me I feel like spoon is not gonna be hard to have some parallel thinking going on the why do they keep saying Chinese mother Chinese Baby, it's really pissing me off. I mean I think you'd forget just use the object That's what they're trying to tell you. It's not a normal baby. It's an othered baby. The tariffs on this jello.

Okay, continue. Deep dark, delicious new flavor. Chinese baby, very happy. So n, ancient Chinese pantomime. Is pretty good commercial, no? No. No. No! to mine is pretty good commercial. No, no, no. No, wait, they ended the commercial by being like, hey, pretty good commercial. No, what do you think? It is a very funny way of doing it.

Wait, what did the comments say? Chinese type baby. That's crazy. Yeah. Meanwhile, the smoothies in China sent centuries, but I don't know if that is true But oh that was the concrete fighting lyrics. This food was invented for eating jello Grabbing soup with a hand You know, they emphasize grape because how do they wait? Stop. How did they have named ten different flavors? Even they had a line. It's probably too hard to do. The addict sex thought Chinese babies could use chopsticks.

I mean, like that's kind of to your point that like when you're that young, you just kind of use your hands. If I were one year old, regardless of my dexterity, I would choose not to. I would be like, I want to touch it with my hands. Easiest thing. I'm a baby. I mean, I can't put myself in the shoes of Chinese baby, but like if I was Chinese type baby, I'm so crazy. Chinese type mother is even crazy.

I mean, this is a 50s, so they didn't get in trouble for this, obviously. I mean, brother, I don't even know how much trouble they get it now. I think it'd be a little bit of shit, but ultimately they'd get, they, they do an apology, but they don't know. Why didn't they have this episode on Mad Men? Oh, where Don Draper's like, I had the best idea. It's called perfect ad. There's a Chinese type baby.

A Malbelow style cigarette. I'm so confused because why are these, this is about to be the same ad. I feel like Jell-O and Kool-Aid feel close enough together. My brain is thinking about what was going on. Food type food. Oh, I mean. In America.

So in America. It was peak hating Japan post-World War II. Yes, so post-World War II plus, we're in the Korean War post World War II. So post World War II plus we're in the Korean War in the fifties. Yeah. China is the catchall for that entire day. America like white Americans at this time. They don't care where you're actually from. You're just Chinese Chinese Chinese. Yeah. And then on top of that, after World War II and during the Korean War, I remember like in San Francisco, for example, Chinatown in San Francisco

was sort of rebranded as this fun place to go to see exotic people. You didn't say, I remember like you were there in the 60s. Like, which isn't beating the allegations that you lived a hundred lifetimes I swear You gotta said it like Phil Collins I swear I wasn't born yet I remember

Okay not convincing at all Okay let's play it I remember the worry worry Oh They were in the typeface huh? Who laid kids in old Japan? Rode rickshaws everywhere But when the kids sat down to eat

They sure did miss their favorite treat because their cakes taste great why are they looking in the rice bowl Oh, it's Chinese style Kure. Honorable Kure, the most refreshing, much loved by whole families. Whoa! Live action? Japanese boy, Japanese girl, a black man who's cool for a court, cost only 20 yen, just five cents, with lots of ice, oh nice. The Kure kids are off again to visit other lands. Be sure to join them when they feel good. Join them in some kool-aid too.

Kool-aid, kool-aid, so good. I hope they don't go to other lands. Let those kool-aid kids rest, dude. They should not be fucking proselytizing kool-aid. They're thiccs. Shout outs to the advertising hero that went like, we should just have them jump through a wall. We should still have this stuff.

Let's not have them. How about instead we just say, oh yeah. advertising here other went like we should just have him jump through a wall Instead of and then like one guy in the room like an older advertising is like yeah, but what if he does it Chinese Ryan you have to Okay, fine, that's your suggestion for every very fine. what we doing Cap'n Crunch? I got ideas for that Japanese boy Japanese, why do they keep doing that? The manga was a bop okay, I'm done next commercial I Don't need to I prefer the manga very funny. Hell. Yeah epic for sure for sure Okay, love stories and these are all black and white and it's giving me concern every time I get black and white out of nervous I'm from Papa Joe's videos. I heard you want to be a free to bandito like me you know

I was I for a moment thought to myself. Okay. Well, you know watching visual Maybe I should describe these for the listening audience. I think you've got it. Probably I think Like racist caricature you could possibly imagine. It's the first one you're thinking also the ad exec went Frito and bendito rhyme That's it. It's crazy. They said that as they said cut print promotion actually This voice reminds me of the your hero Taco Bell It's crazy. They said that as they said cut print promotion actually doesn't this remind this voice? Reminds me of the your hero Taco Bell. No, no the guy who does speedy Gonzalez. Oh, yes It's the same guy could be do the voice. No Do you remember it out of renfair how many white guys are wearing rice? How do you have? What kind of hats? I don't know if it's a great term, but like the big one that they were giving to all the, uh, there's a, some of them are running the stalls and then every now and they'd like

pull their mask down to each other. Basically like, Oh, I guess they were selling them there. Interesting. Renaissance. That's weird. We can check if that's an okay. I just don't know. Blank.

That's who did speedy Gonzalez's voice. No blank Frito bandito. He was the go to guy maybe for this this I didn't see that by the way I Think I maybe turned off my eyes for seeing that he freed yourself from a Chinese style. Okay? Also, I did not add white guy to the search First thing that came up when I searched rice What America dude that could be one of your kids. White America! You know I'm drunk.

Eminem talked about it. Alright. I, I, I, I, I, I am the frito pandito. There's nothing to this. I want fritos corn chips, I love them, I do. I want fritos corn chips, I'll get them from you. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I do I want those corn chips. I'll get them from Give me those corn chips and I'll be your friend be free to Bambi though. You must not offend Now boys and girls you are free to band bandidos too. That song was ass.

That sucked, bad bars. Like it literally was like a bunch of, it's like a bunch of shit that didn't like rhyme and then, it's like a sentence. It's like, give, I like Fritos and I like to eat them. Don't offend me. Because I'm cool. Fritos, I like them. I will go to school

Reverse three you just wrote like Don Draper's best ad in the pit this speaks volumes to how easy life was for any like White suit wearing guy because you go into work you get so drunk and then you're like, I don't know I'm not a cookie. There was and you know what rhymes with Frito bandito nice I just heard about that word from Spanish what if a Frito was a bandito and then he put he like pulls the paper open and it just says a slur I love that Speedy Gonzalez guy we should get him What about if corn chips hated a bunch of people? Don you've done it again. I like the cheating on my wife.

Also the budget for that had to be a dollar because like it was like flip book. There's no, no background. It looks like it was done on like a stone tablet. I get that it was a long time ago, but like we didn't ask you to make this. It's like no one asked you to do the Frito Bandito But if there's anybody that like remembers it from their childhood if it's so long ago than anybody that would well It would be you can find them in the comments to a Tom McDonald video 2000 900 years old as a mummified

Enjoy your Frito Bandito song. My favorite song is the Frito Bandito song. And this is a close second. The first rap I ever heard was a Chinese style rap with a jello add. What do you think this is? I don't know. Vintage early 1960s funny face drinks commercial with family affair actor Johnny Whitaker.

Funny face drinks. Okay so they're drinks that are sour and they make you have a funny face. I'm guessing like airheads're no no not airheads. Um, oh warheads. Yeah, but is the face they do maybe What face thinking maybe it's a they turn into another race parody It's so sour that I'm a certain that I turn into a Chinese type Random is this the active Johnny Whitaker. He sounds like the guy who did the Yogi Bear voice It probably is him There was like five voice actors

I'm a goofy guy Hey what the fuck is going on I'm a fucking bear Pre-sweetened without sugar What? What was it pre-sweetened with? With fruit, with grape In fucking 1960 what did you have? As best as

They didn't have science back then Pillsbury's funny face drink Hey stick to biscuits Stick to the dough boy boy funny face drinks from One of the new funny face Do you pour me into a pitcher add water don't I'm a bitch that's looking scientific. Oh yeah, you put me in a beaker.

Mom won't mind, cause look mom, I'm pretty sweetened without sugar. And so are my friends. Inz and Orin. Rude and Toot and Raspberry. Freckle-faced Strawberry. Chinese Cherry. And Loudmouth Lime.

Hello, hello, hello. Look for us at your- I thought that was going to be a black guy. I thought the thought that was going to be a black guy i thought the loud one was going to be a black guy i'm not a lot of that they weren't doing that at this time first of all this reminds me of the little miss books when they put it like this

do you remember that like is that like mr. men kind of thing i think so, well maybe mr. men? i think so, isn't that the boy version. I don't know hey you're like no Okay, yes, you do it's like even in the grid. Oh, yeah No, I don't want to put them on blast. I don't know it could be though Be great closer at these and it's like Hispanic

Urban great It could be though Goofy great He's not looking closer at these and it's like Hispanic watermelon Urban grape What the hell And here's Blacky McGee So they just did Chinese cherry That's what's crazy to me is that They walked into it like A full, what is it?

It's like a, what is it called in tennis? When you, unforced air Like a full, what is it? It's like a, what is it called in tennis? When you, unforced error. Like a full, like no one asked, you could have said any type of cherry. And I don't know what that word is next to orange, but I don't think I can say it. I was gonna say, I feel like the word before orange is in itself so fucked up.

for orange is in itself so fucked up. It's the, well, let's just say it is a term for native Americans that for way too long, everybody was fucking with, and it's not Indian. It's adjusted. The sad thing is that the Atlanta Braves is still not that far from this. Yeah. Who was it that Washington football team? Washington football team, now that they're commanders.

To them, Chinese as an adjective is the same as rootin' to. Yeah, loudmouth. They're on the same level, right? Like, because it's just flavoring. It's also goofy. It's like the village people. You know, like somebody's like a flavoring it's also goofy it's like the village people you know like somebody's like a loud mouth they're goofy they're Chinese it's one of those options like a silly guy skateboarder Chinese guy because they distinguish Chinese I'm assuming the other ones are white and what is normal

what is happening with the strawberry he has like a freckle face. That's fucking stupid voice that that's Having freckles being Chinese Yeah, he's like That's me. Hey, what's up? I'm normal. Hi. I'm like I have freckles. They could have said anything Or uh, you know everyone's we're saying about everyone. We've even got um freckles, but here's the thing I don't know is there any connection between China and cherries. I don't think Cherry blossom yeah, they've they probably have cherries is cherry blossom the joke but that

Well, I don't know. I don't know if they have cherry blossoms in China, but well, but I'm imagining I associate that more with Japan They associate China with Japan it was never gonna be Japanese juice I hope that's cool oh my god don't drape his. What about Japanese juice? That's a bit much. This is on par with like, you know, having like a costume that's a race where it's like, you're just not considering... Like literally my culture is not your costume. Do they ever drink the juice in this commercial about the juice that you drink? Do they just have more animated faces making wacky put it in a beaker distill it your flavor yeah

that's David before David put this down that was interesting that was really intimate so I don't think they're sour I think they're just regular so they're funny face because the characters have a funny face? What a stupid fucking product. And also, they didn't. They just had a bunch of fruit and then the occasionally racist ones. The one, the two they chose are the racist ones. They highlighted the racist ones.

First of all, can we find out what sweetener they used? You can't... I'm glad that we have regulations now where you can just be like, and we didn't use sugar. We'll never say we'll be using it. There's some fucking shit in there. I can't, I'm glad that we have like regulations now where you can just be like, and we didn't use sugar. I bet it's like, um, fruit sweeteners, like artificial. But it's like that sugar if it's fruit. I'm telling you it's a wall insulation. Artificial. Oh, yeah. It's just out of it. They had that. I mean, that's what I'm, yeah, it's like the beginnings of it. I think. Wait a minute. But in limited productions in Midwest and New England regions of the United States with these ones included in the

1994 to 2001 era Is probably like such an unpopular thing they the history's been lost If I feel like if I was a racist, I wouldn't want the forward one. This is they soon replaced That word with a slang alteration of Indian. No that word is a slang alteration. Oh Yeah, they're just saying they're both they thought that would be if they did change it to choo-choo cherry though here But they changed the character and then Railroad is also like a dicey Association I hope he doesn't have the same

And they describe like specifically the like racist depiction like the tea stereotype of East Asians But anyway damn that's crazy it is quite literally just Anonymous in the Americans. I guys still to some degree just like it's Chinese type. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What's what's Korean? Do you mean Chinese type? Wait, I have a suggestion. Should we open one of mine to get a break from? To be honest did not realize he's wrong Throughout the years by by the way. Oh, here we go.

This is a little bit of sexism, boys. Finally. Oh, I was doing a study abroad in England during this campaign. And he had one of the worst chocolate bars available. Yeah. Yorkie, please, mate. You're not a bard, are you? No.

Explain the offside rule, then. A player cannot be in an advanced position of the opponent's last defender when the ball is played open that You know that rapper really brings out the beautiful blue of your eyes Yorkie five big masculine chunks of chocolate It's what it goes. What a horrible shopkeep dude I really your key five big masculine chunks of chocolate What else what a horrible shopkeep dude, he's missing out on Sell his gatekeeper for selling his product and when he gets them on not being a guy he eats it himself It is old west saloon that he's

Dude don't get high on your own supply your believe they replaced the oh with a regular. Oh and Modern memory right that makes sense I don't understand why it would be for what's in there Just in chunks of chocolate There's no filling it's just chocolate it's just badness It's really good not yummy. I don't I that sounds sounds like it's up my alley But they got something wrong with it. It's just the part where it's not for girls That's the part that I like. It tastes like the outside of a US KitKat I've already brought up Dr. Pepper 10, so I don't need to relitigate that one

another export of the of old blighty of England This is like that Pete Holmes joke. Oh really I don't remember them. Um the well, that's my guess I'll tell you about that after This bill is no match for me One sheet. Clean up a spill. One sheet of plenty does the job of three.

Ordinary towers. Stand back pretty lady. This is why they call me one sheet. It like looks green still. I'm sure it's like the green screen or something. Is Plenty Bounty's name in the UK? I think we also have Bounty, but... Because it had the same logo.

We do have a chocolate bar called Bounty, so maybe that is what... I don't like it at all. It's coconut. You coconut chocolate man? That sounds really bad. That's a Don Draper ad right there. For coconut chocolate guys. Speaking of racist, Peeps is here. They just worked a moment ago.

From Missouri, yikes. Oh yeah, it was rebranded to Plenty in the UK. That's funny. Someone posted it to crappy off brands and then was informed that it's just the same thing with a different localized name. God, that's a classic Reddit move. It's like, why wouldn't you Google it before?

It's crazy when you... Posting smugly a full paragraph. I think you'll find... Oh. Little baby crying. Big tall pole. The lungs on that child. Points up.

Black man in jersey. Not even like an NBA player, just like a black dude. A black man? Oh, climbs like monkey. Climbs like monkey and doesn't ask the question. By the way, no shot, right? Like grabs it his mouth. Well, okay, I get you.

He's climbing the thing. But why is he climbing the thing? It's a fucking balloon. Who cares? Why not? I don't know. Don't risk your life for that Oh god, what are they gonna do is she gonna reward him by turning him into a white man? What is she gonna give him?

What is this possibly an ad for a funny face? He's returned Chinese type baby her beautiful boy He's returned Chinese type baby her beautiful boy Oh Oh braces mother yeah And now it is the button with a balloon he's sad Wait it is gonna be Oh It happens all the time it happens seven times today

Huh? Oh, oh no Not in a million years So this isn't that about how their toothpaste a weird color yeah Hey appearances. I know you won't like this Appearances can be deceiving so a brown man goes to his bed Which is the bristles of a toothbrush after saving a child's balloon of which he does frequently and is unrewarded due to racist parents And then turns into this does imply that if you buy Lotus toothpaste

And you leave it out. It is the bio matter of a black man. It will be the bio matter of a black man. And it will go, it will wake up and save balloons. Dude, what's great is that like, if you read this at face value, it's literally going like, Hey, no, no, appearance is deceiving. It's not toothpaste. It's a black guy. Or don't, don't be so alariving. It's not toothpaste Or don't don't be so alarmed. It's up. It's a toothpaste. He's not gonna rob you I do like the idea of like a kid yelling and then somebody oh wait. I got just the thing

No appearances could be deceiving can be deceiving how many kids losing damn balloons in this town dude He made so many port. I'm going to victim blame. Uh, racism wasn't okay, but him scaling that tall ass thing to get that balloon dumb decision. Do you just add? So the ape element was just flavor. That's a little bit of fun. That was just for fun. That is, Oh my God. What country was that? Hell yeah, it was like Kenya Pretty inventive it's hard to know the Just don't make your two-piece doodoo brown dude, I was like the montage of fries dog waiting for Yeah, why did they just why why do they have the toothpaste like that?

Fucking color you so be the transition. We have the black guy toothpaste. That's what sets us apart. I know it's scary, but don't worry I Think it's a good out of the strong message. No This is Tom McDonough It's a good ad with a strong message you should not judge people just because they have a different skin color than what you're used to. And so also with toothpaste! Yep, one to one, man! That's- I- that- I mean, I don't know if it's a joke, but my hat's off.

Me personally, as a racist, I don't want that color of toothpaste. Black guys are thinking great, you know? They saved my balloon and stuff. I can't imagine how terrible must be a black man going to bed depressed and turning into toothpaste. Dude, I hate when I'm so sad I turned into toothpaste. That happens all the time. Can we replay the part where he just lies down? I just need to see. Yeah, the tween, the motion tween.

Okay, can we watch it one more time and then can we go through frame by frame? La la la. Dead to camera also this guy's life is so sad wake up fix balloons the pace to the animal Did the disgusting do can we do the the car the comma period thing to go for? This sleepy huge bit They're sleepy. Huge bed. I become my true self.

They didn't even do anything fancy. It's like just fade out and fade in. It's got to elegant. It's like a match cut. Why even make it a toothbrush? You know what I mean? Like why not it be a bed and then the face turd God someone

Maybe it doesn't have that they did log form Build don't be scared of that Buckeye. He might go get the balloon scared of him after guy. He might go get the balloon. He might use his monkey power to get your balloon back. Oh, KFC's cricket survival guide. Oh, wait. Oh, this is your people. Nah, it's gonna be South Africa. Need a tip when you're stuck in an awkward situation. Oh, it's Australia.

Too easy. Wait! stuck in an awkward situation. Too easy. KSC's crab. Wait, a huge variety of... near tiff when you're stuck in an awkward situation by being around a bunch of black people. Why was it awkward? You know some of them are toothpaste. Some of them. Everyone's having fun and he's not. Okay you never stuck around thugs of a kind. Just shut them up with a little bit of chicken. I've got a bucket of chicken. This was on when I was a kid. I remember this ad. That's crazy. Which is equally, I guess,

cause cricket was the market appeal, but it is an Australian ad about fried chicken for black people. A stereotype that is way less applicable cause we have like chicken chops as a go-to place for like everyone. Yeah. It's still a thing,

but it's a thing people took from America cause we're- it's very funny But this shot is of KFC fries a thing that I'm just The wait can we show peeps the the new ad that that's currently airing During the playoffs on the last year. It's science. It's not racist. It's just I had to show it I just want to show it to you. I just want to get your opinion 3.1 I didn't love doing the toilet one. Yes, you did Clorox proved that you felt 61% better about cleaning than getting a massage

They did it with science. Oh, we've got a side up next now that I'm thinking about it again Massages aren't for your brain. You don't do it because it feels good to your mind. I thought I was supposed to help your body. Yeah, you were 61% sleepier than when you were cleaning the toilet. Did they tell them they were monitoring? Yeah, they put on like a brain wave scanner thing. But the whole thing, this whole ad thing is like people being like I didn't really like cleaning and you know like you did like You're a liar. We scanned your brain waves and you actually love chlorox. I actually rather do my hobbies. No There's one where guys petting puppies and he's like you liked cleaning more than puppies

I kind of like the puppies though. Like bro, I don't know. The way they set up that commercial looked like she didn't know that it was gonna happen because she's like oh I enjoyed cleaning the toilet and then they're like yes you did and then showed like a big brother style like behind the scenes. She said specifically I didn't think, what was it, I didn't think I enjoyed that more or something. She was like specifically saying I don't think I liked that.

Oh yeah. I don't think I liked cleaning the toilet more than the other thing. And it shows. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. You thought it and you did feel it. All right. We're fine.

Let's rock this. Hey, mate, you ever had a black guy got a balloon from you? Surrounded by a bunch of black guys. And you're like, well, I wish I had some some grape soda Big old bucket of hot chicken that I've somehow delivered It wasn't working he's like, let me summon it with my Luckily, luckily there's every the rule goes if there's 40 black you Yeah, you get a bucket of KFC chicken Colonel Colonel Colonel, oh did somebody call I'm here to help

Sorry about all these guys Wilding out they're having too much fun. Yes. I've been doing cricket Yeah, what do they do outside of Nikhil Oh shit, yeah what do they do? Outside of Nikhil. That's true. Outside of her friend. He fucking loves stuff. He loves stuff.

He loves stuff, man. Alright, let's see here. Oh this one, yeah I remember this one. I'm a Bollywood producer, I'm looking for the most delicious thing on the planet. I'm Nigel and I'm seeking higher planes of consciousness. Higher planes of consciousness. Money creates taste and I have lots of both. Okay, it doesn't help.

Sorry, I just posted it as that. Okay, so are these all Ashton Kutcher? It doesn't help that Ashton Kutcher is very bad at acting and is boring and annoying and weirdo because this is what, it was already like bad, now it's unfunny. That's tough. That's a tough hurdle to get over.

Being in round face. Yeah. And this was 13 years ago. So like 2012 ish. And we this type of quote unquote comedy wasn't funny. Look, I'm doing the voice. Not to be like we had Obama. So all the racism was fixed. But this was like, like this was discourse era. You can like I mean, there's a fucking video about it right I remember this coming out and people going that sucks Chinese type baby I can't believe this feels like a mini moon to go there's not yeah we we can we've crushed it and we got some heaters yeah we got some I want to find one more, though.

The toothpaste one is maybe my favorite. The toothpaste one's crazy. I feel like there must be more like that. La la. Yeah, let's hit up the- I don't know if they're good, though. Okay, but they were on the- Probably racist.

Okay, Crispy Chicken, Mary J. Blige, Burger King commercial. Uh oh. Exciting things are happening at Burger King. Welcome to Burger King. Oh, what's in those new chicken snack wraps? What's in the new chicken snack wraps? What's in the new chicken wraps? Mary?

Crispy chicken, first lettuce, three cheeses, fresh rice and wrapped up in a tasty flour tortilla. Crispy chicken, wrapped up in a... The new chicken snap wraps. Come and get it. Man. Thing is, I'm glad Mary J. Blige is getting a bag. That's what I mean. Like I'm like, ah, Mary. Why?

It's like how like you'll watch like, I don't know, Lauren Orta or something and you're like, well, I'm glad this black actor's getting work. It's just a shame that they have to be all of these characters. So this I think is just a still ad, like a image, like not a commercial. Nivea re-civilized yourself. What? Yo, he beheaded his past self. That's crazy. Look like you give a damn

Chase body shape shit. Wait, that is it all This sentiment he's on a football field like he's about to throw his fucking head full fucking field Recivilize he's gonna throw it like he's gonna throw his fucking head 90 yards I mean now into the end zone I guess that'd be impressive. Still bad, obviously. And they did the same image with other races. Ah, there you go. But...

Well, we're racist towards everybody, so... It's fine. But it doesn't matter. Well, I don't think I even understand the sentiment of it. When you say other races, do you mean white characters doing it with other races, or do you mean other races holding it in like... Like a white guy holding a head of him and like a fucking What even haircut with there's just not easy to get him

Cuz it is this guy throwing away Rebel rebel propaganda, but there was another one with a white guy and he has like essentially like a caveman head That's right cuz having a fucking afro is the same as being a case exactly the same man Where my hair looks like that Wait is that the same ad yes sin city is an excuse to look like hell what Vegas Well that in that one he like doesn't have eyes or a mouth, and it's like a mask So it's like take off your caveman masks to civilize And I guess the cave members already wearing a suit

Men are like at least uncivilized by definition Better man kill him kill him Nivea It's just a man. A better man. Kill him. Kill him, Nivea. Look like you give a damn. I literally don't understand this one at all. You have to understand that black hair is seen as less, what is even the word, less civilized. You can't imagine natural hair because that's unci also, they, they model minorities outfit as well.

It is like, it's, don't worry guys. I'm playing football, but politely. Well, in jeans. I'm not gonna show it in a collar. I'm gonna walk across the field. And I know my knee is close to the ground, but don't worry I won't know. Let me, oh, pick that back up. I'm standing shoulder width apart, throwing it over my head.

Dude, seriously, congrats on civilizing yourself. Also isn't it, if you- That's why I'm wearing this hatwidth apart throwing it over my head. It seriously congrats on civilizing yourself Also isn't that's why I'm wearing this hat though to civilize myself civil. Yeah Okay, the hell wait there that face is like the mr. Pofo like race. Yeah, it's back it looks like original drinks also like It ha ha has to be Oh Joker. Oh But then they accidentally, accidentally. I don't know, but they did the Mr. Popo like old school.

What is that called? That doll that pick? Well, it's also like minstrelsy. Yes, but there's like a term for like specifically the black face with the red bright red lips. A lot of intricacy to blackface. A lot of different tools. I had a professor in collegeface, a lot of different tools.

I had a professor in college who was a professor of African-American literature and he himself was black and when you went to his office he collected all of those racist like caricatures and pictures and and toys and stuff and I would just be like surrounded by all these. And one time I found at a thrift store a record of like minstrel songs. And so I gave it to him and I was like, I feel weird giving this to you, but I noticed you collect these.

You guys like this? Okay, this one I don't get So the the thing in the article that I read about this was that it's a black woman Marrying a white man. Okay, sure and so she's like the not composed one right I I Feel like okay this one. I'm like like I'm not grabbing my pitchfork I get it right, but black moms that I mean, but this came out the same week as the other one What are you doing?

Seeing that it's in now and family Yeah, it was too small Only see a one noodle single serving you Okay that the time has come for us to return to a toothbrush I feel like asking Jacob to edit Stopped ask Unless the That was okay. There's some other wild stuff that we're gonna watch on our patreon

More of the same but then also I found out there's a there was a lost media Windows XP musical that we're gonna watch some of and just have a grand old time over on patreon.com slash sad boys What are you gonna be mad at me? What I can't do that. Well, I can't frickin be myself I can't even be myself over on patreon.com slash sad boys using five dollars a month of my discretionary entertainment spending only don't overextend yourself It's totally cool. I'm not allowed to do that as what you're saying. No, you're allowed. No way for real. No Boys with a particular phrase we love you and we're sorry. No one says crayon. Crayon. Yes they do.

They do one. We all do. We all do. Crayon. Crayon. It doesn't sound like a word anymore. I can't. Crayon.

It seems crazy. Crayon. It actually has a very sweet friendly smile, but you're doing it as you go insane. So it's always joker-esque. Guys, I'm saying it in two syllables, cram. No, you're not. Crap and.