Sad Boyz - Why Are The Paul Brothers At The Pentagon?

Episode Date: September 25, 2026

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Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also. I'm Jarvis. I'm Jordan. We're coming to you, not live, but like we're coming to you from Jordan's place. I'm alive for now. We're in Casa, Casa de Jord. Welcome. Can you feel it in the air?

Can you feel the energy? I can fill, I can fill Collins it. Oh, that's right. In the air tonight. That guy. You never, do you ever see the Cadbury commercial? It was like so, so famous in the UK. But Cabri is like not that much of a thing here.

We did. It's around. If it wasn't Easter, we didn't have Cadbury Commission. And use the, my Euro Freaks listening, I'm sure you remember the Phil Collins. So I'm going to describe the contents of this commercial. And I want you to guess what they are dressed as. It is a person, an entity, walks into a room, sits down at a pair of drums, listens to, I can feel it coming, and then right as the,

drum section starts a do do do dun do bum but a bububim plays it for a while and then like the cabri logo fades in what do you think is the unique element of this okay so like and this is not correct but it's just where my American mind went which is that if they're dressed as the Easter bunny now we're on the right track okay it is the only issue is it's too relevant ah yes okay okay okay costuming is the important thing but the there's it's like are they a clown are they an animal of some kind they're an animal of some. Oh, are they a gorilla? They're a big gorilla. And it isn't for any reason, and that has nothing to do with everything. And you know why I thought gorilla was because I don't know. I think, I think that it's like a thing people, I don't know, man. What is happening here?

There's when you'd imagine it's 3 p.m. You stayed home because you were pretending to have a cold. I mean, you watched a bunch of bullshit. You're like, am I? Do I have a cold? I don't have a severe fever. It might have some sort of fever. This is a costume. It looks really good. You just watch the Jeremy Kyle show, the most hateful and classist version of Morian history.

Oh, he's going to play the dress. Yeah, of course. He's a monkey. The way we both said, of course. Are you crazy? And then, like, no resolution to this bit. It's just, like, chocolate. And he has an earpiece, which fits in his ear.

This does feel like it would say, like, got milk and white text over it. Yeah. You know what I mean? It feels like it should be, like, a commercial. feature the product in some way. It feels like it should be a commercial. Instead, this is just what they aired on British television. You could put any logo now.

Yeah, you really could. Oh, okay, sure. Dairy milk. Good in the Super Bowl. The... I would love to watch kinds of films. You've seen that clip of Phil Collins playing at a festival. Like, he's dressed like an IT professional. And have you seen this?

No. Damn. One of the few drummers and singers. Yeah. Anderson back. Did they not have a bigger microphone? I didn't know that he was the drummer on the song. Yeah, he was the drummer for a band called Genesis.

He's a big monkey. And when he went solo, I think people were like, well, he's not going to drum. But he did. He's used up all of his skills. That's when Dave Grohl left Nirvana, they were like, well, he's not going to sing. He can't. It's just like so many, it's really hard to drum and sing at the same time. Oh, yeah.

I don't think that many people. And he does both incredibly well. Yeah. And with like, I think, I mean, obviously he's shaved here, but like to do that after being raised in the jungle and like, right. Can't communicate with him? How do you know the lyrics?

Because he can't speak. No, no, no. He doesn't know what they mean. They're just sounds like. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Ah. Uh-uh.

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I am now a father of a daughter. Congrats. Who species is. I don't know why would. getting caught up on that. I think it's important. Well, some would argue that. I have a father of a daughter is...

She's part black, part white. That is true. And those are colors of, like, what is black and what is white exactly? A little bit of the fur. Fur! There we go. Like Phil Collins. Fur Collins.

Yeah, she's currently napping comfortably under a Pokemon. She's a puppy. It's my dog. I got a little puppy. She looks like you, though. Like, you're both very lanky. Oh, I thought you were going to say, black and white.

Go ahead. Say it. You're both lanky. Big hands. Big hands. Mits, strong, sweet, beloved. Beloved. There we go, sharp teeth.

Cute. A huge spear-like ears. Yeah, that's true. And when I'm sad, they go down. We call them spears, but the, uh, the, uh, ER is, uh, it's in capital letters. Yeah. Yeah, you got to check out this dog, guys. Come on.

Maybe, maybe on the Patreon. Yeah. Maybe I have a picture. She's resting because we got her tired out. We started so late and I apologize to everybody, but we were just so obsessed with her. She's having a lovely time. This is my first, it's her first time meeting this many people at once. Yeah.

She is super duper, duper social. She is currently creeping up on 12 weeks old. Yeah. Big old paws. I think she's going to be a tall lady. Tall girl. Yeah, I haven't actually said, I haven't told you guys the story yet. Yes.

Kind of. So about a week and a half ago. Anastasia made the extremely selfish decision, cruel and selfish decision to send a video to the group chat of a litter of puppies that I had seen on the Burbank Animal Shelter website. I do want to preface this by saying, Jordan texted me one Saturday morning. Here we go.

Blaming me. And was like, hey, so what's the deal with like fostering dogs at the shelter? He was working on some Seinfeld material. What's the deal? Turns out there's like already a guy called Seinfeld. Oh, okay.

Well. And so I and and we had talked before. I knew that your pupillogical clock was ticking. Yes. And and thus that was my motivation for sending this video of cute puppies at the shelter. And maybe I'd. I'd. I might have already sent you a link to the specific dogs in question and pointed it out.

And you might have already known all of their names and characteristics about that. And this is the shelter that you volunteer at. Yeah, Burbank Animal Shelter. It's a great shelter. Everyone should go there and adopt all the animals. And there's, as, you know, a lot of people especially in California. I get there first. Oh, he's running.

I'm back. I got all the animals. Oh, no worries. Then, don't bother. They're all mine. They also have an auction right now if you can't get an animal, but you just want to support some animals in Burbank. you can purchase some really cool stuff

because Burbank is like the home of Disney and all these animation studios so there's like Disney collectibles and stuff for up for auction right now I was worried you were going to say they were auctioning the pets no they were like I got one dollar we got one dog two dog three I got three dogs in the back

we set them free and so bear in mind if you guys don't want to find Anastasia Maybe you can run into them there. I mean... Bear in mind. That's when I'm thinking about animals. I would say cat in mind because I'm usually in the cat area.

Dog in mind. Big monkey, Phil Collins. Gorlera in mind. Okay, so the context of how this popological clock was ticking in my brain and it's always been the kind of thing that I really, really wanted to do. Got a dog of any age, not necessarily a puppy,

but love dogs, always wanted one, but circumstances of the last kind of 10 years have always been like very ethereal what's next year going to be, what's the next six months going to be, blah-da-da-ber. And the little pact I always made in the back of my head was,

I need visa stability, financial and work stability, and a degree of mental stability, working on it, seeing where we can get. And then also, I need to have a car. Those were always the parameters, right?

Yeah. Those lined up a while ago. but I had this, this, I think I'd always thought that, I think this is a common thing with any kind of major life step or circumstance, you always think like, well, once I've charged up all of that manner, the spell will happen. Not I have to like do the hand movements. And so it was there and I was aware of it.

But I'm like, yeah, but I think about the lifestyle changes and what'll happen there. But I finally opened myself up to it, let it cook a little bit, and then I made it packed. I'm going to visit three times. one, go there and sign up for the fostering in general, so they have my contact and, you know, if there's an emergency. Two, I'm just going to go back and then actually meet the puppy's

question and then I'm going to wait two days, call, see if they're still there. Because they don't, they don't like hold them back for anyone, you pre-order. Can you put this on layaway? I hope the deluxe version with a downloadable skin. Oh, they don't put the dog in the case anymore. You've got to download, you get a download?

You get a QR code? You download them from the internet? Physical dog. Sony's no longer. making physical dogs. No, we're doing it. They're taking the dog back, actually. Oh, no.

It's with their license. They're allowed to do that. But I decided I've showcased all that restraint, see what I can do. I go on my second day. I meet a little Bosley. And then I meet. I'm also lined up to meet Cheryl. Ah, yes.

I meet Bosley. He's really sweet, very energetic, husky lab mix, brother of formerly Cheryl, now Poppy. And I just completely fell in low. And I'm just like, oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm still going to wait those two days. I committed to it.

I need to. Because what I really, really didn't want is to bump up against the exhaustion and stress that I knew was going to come from it. Yeah. And I was mentally prepared for. And have even one percent doubt that I should have done my diligence. Right. Yeah, of course. And then like, hey, if I come back and they're gone, great, they found homes.

And I didn't, you know. For sure. I called the. the Friday morning as I planned and I just said like hey checking in I just want to ask

do you still have those Husky Lab puppies Do you guys have the docks and stock? Yeah do you guys have animals at the shelter or it's like just like shelter mainly We have like an 800 pound gorilla in the room Oh sure Does he play an instruments?

There he goes There he goes He's just like a lab substitute teacher But I called them and they were like Actually, there is. The person I'd spoken to before is on that the phone. They said, oh, hey, Jordan, there's actually a couple here right now

signing, maybe signing the paperwork to pick him up. And I went like, oh, heart drops, but again, I'm like, if you that's okay, maybe this is what had to happen. I'm going to go there right now, and if they don't go through with it, I will. Hop in my car, drive up.

You'll fight them in combat. Well, yeah, it's a my blade. You'll wrangle the pen out of their hand. You'll sign it yourself. Yes, I put on my car. I made sure to strap all of my weapons on. Of course. My ancestral blade.

Burbank is pro weapons. There's so many gun stores there. There are genuinely more gun stores in Burbank than there are in the entire combined central and South America. Maybe I'll give these things appraised. Oh, God. Put in a shelter. These dogs.

These dogs. I get up there and as I walk in, they're signing the paperwork and they're bringing them out. And I had a little. moment of heartbreak but also you know I spent the whole drive thinking is everything that could happen prepare yourself for that emotion it's okay this is supposed to be about the dog and the people being happy whoever's involved these people are very happy this dog looks very excited they're a couple they're there are maybe like late 20s

early 30s that if someone's well positioned for a dog it's them you know hopefully they are wearing dog fur coats yes so you're not it's like a hundred Delmation. Yeah, man. Did she was like, the DeVille? Excellent. She, what a lovely lady.

Her name is Crewella. Hmm. Wait a minute. We shouldn't know. Why name her that? Why? Let's Creweller and her husband, dog skitter. Wait, hold on.

Her name is Cruella. Hmm. De evil? Wait a minute. I'm sure she's fine. Let her have all the dogs. Do you think she was a nice kid? Or is it nomative determinism kind of set her up to be able?

Yeah, I think it's nomative determinism. But anyway, yeah, all that happens. take a little seat. It's a really small waiting room. Yeah. So I kind of like sit to the corner, glassy-eyed, and I'm, I'm toxic masculine swallowing the tears, right? I'm like, back into the teardocks. And the person I spoke to before, I think, noticed as soon as they left, they were just like, hey, you know, it happens. I was like, I know. I'm just happy that someone got him.

I'm actually fine. Can I go use your restroom real quick? And then I went to the restroom. Do you have the crying room? I mean, a toilet? I went into the restroom and I did normal stuff that people. doing the restroom actually oh yeah like a Sudoku yeah just hanging out massive turd and then I walked out also big shit wiping my eyes because of a

different reason and I got back and I they were like hey you want to see any of the other ones and in the back of my mind I'd said no I'm like this is especially when you call the other ones yeah I'm one of the others dude I'm not freaking Benjamin Linus yes sir oh no call that a Dharma initiative yeah okay Call that a dogma. Yeah, we go. Balls. We, we,

I had a little hesitation and I went like, you know what would be nice just to see a puppy? Yeah. And so I said, the reason I can see. You might lick your wet face

and it's wet for no reason. Why do you say it? I say those words together in that way and now. And not at home by yourself and not at all. I thought you were just doing a Sudoku. What happened in that bathroom?

I, uh, but yeah, I came out and I'd actually put Cheryl on the list because you know, you know, book two to say. Yeah.

And I put her on there. And the reason that I didn't is I'm already emotionally conflicted. If I add another element in another dog, first of all, I'm going to end up taking both of them if I take one. If they're both listed. And they were like, do you want to see any of them? I would love to cuddle Cheryl. Bring Cheryl to me. They bring her out.

And she's even sweeter. And she's just so friendly and excited, but like very affectionate. I'm well and up and I'm giving her a cuddle. This is awesome. This feels great. I'm a coin flip away. I'm Harvey Dent. I'm again,

erring on the side of, give it another day, come back, you know, let this happen naturally. Then I'm in this little like side room office space and this guy just like walks into the main lobby. Big dude,

big jacked dude with a scowl on his face. But not bigger than you. No one is. No, not bigger than you. And I had my guitar. And he's wearing a shirt that says, I'm coming to get Cheryl.

So I panic my wolfring claws Full of But I hide the dog in my kimono that I wore there for combat But this guy comes in And I can't hear what he's saying But the security guy comes out Ooh a-uh Give me Cheryl

And drum sticks They go in, security guy goes in for a sec And then they're clearly talking back and forth And he like storms out angry End up talking to them briefly And they're like, this guy's been coming in all day. He's been trying to get the boy, first of all, the only raining boy, Bosley. And when we told him, hey, he's gone.

Like, he's literally gone. He got angry again. They speculated maybe they want them from breeding purposes or something because they're being really weird. They're all spayed and muted. So I don't know what the plan was there. But like, just this really weird energy. Then he ends up coming back in, having another guy brings another dude in with him. And it's just like waiting in the lobby, not saying anything to anyone.

Just bizarre. Then they go out, sit in their car, and four kids, like maybe 15, 15 year olds, has just stood in the relatively small parking lot, just playing soccer? Like, the vibes are just so weird. Like, the UPS van comes in and is beeping at them. It was like interacting with aliens. You ever have that thing where, like, you see a bunch of, like, teenagers out and about at the mall or something,

and they're riling each other up? Yeah. Like, they're not actually saying or doing anything funny, but they're all laughing at each other. And then, like, they're, like, fucking with someone. or like yelling something stupid. Right. Okay, your energy.

It's like that, but it included two adults. The energy is so fucking weird. The other two dogs are getting adopted, but the process is not by them, but by like some other couples and people there, and they're blocking the door. And I, something kicked in. And I'm like, I will never, ever, ever stop thinking about this

if I don't take this dog right now. Yeah. And so they read the paperwork into the office. I sign everything. I don't have anything to carry. your home with. I was not equipped for any of this. I stand up there to the side. I barge past, no eye contact. Get in my car. You guys have a like a takeaway container. Do you guys have a, can I get a box? Yeah, yeah, you can, no, you can drop her up. Well, she'll fit, she'll fit.

But we would just storm right towards the car, put him in my passenger seat. Very, very, very, very carefully drive along back streets only, park in like a parking lot outside bed bath and beyond. Take a deep breath, To my right, there's a dog. I now have a dog. I just didn't even think about it. That whole time I was like, sign paperwork, get the dog out of here, keep her safe. And I'm just sat there like, oh, hey, she's loving the car. She wants to touch the gear stick.

Right, right. She's like, hey, let me drive. I'm trained for this. I'm like, you're not on the insurance. I'm sure you're very good, but you're not, you know. Yeah, I have. Yeah, this is embarrassing for you. It's one of these people.

It's embarrassing for me to be pictured in this automatic vehicle. You don't even have a person license plate. A Kia? Disgusting. The one that teaches you to be. break it too yeah my god I've already hacked yet uh yeah that all that happened took it home and then please tell me you know I'm $300 in the center console not anymore a brave uh vigilante took care of the money that it's like a silhouette of dust where like $300 ones was oh don't remind me

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It does. I do think often it takes a little bit of a push. Because getting a pet and having a baby, they're not the same thing. But both of them require a little bit of insanity because there's so much fear there. You're like, can I afford this, blah, blah, blah. It's a big commitment. Am I going to be responsible enough? Yeah.

And. Because I'm not at my best, but no one is ever at that. What good can you get to? Literally, like, like you are going to be providing amongst the best possible home. that anyone could. I'm sure of that. And you're like, I just think it's so easy

to talk yourself out of it. Yeah. But the rewarding aspect. If not for that happening, yeah. You needed two big guys and a gaggle of teens. Where's the boy?

Give me the boy. No, hey, stop right there. They beat me up easily. Oh, okay. There's also some sort of weird. When I got Ollie, They're like taking him into the back to like check his chip and then they're going to bring him out. This we're waiting.

This family is bringing out this tiny puppy. They're so happy. This woman comes up and she's like, what do you have? And they were like, a dog. And she was like, I'm going to mace the shit out of it. What the fuck? Pulled out pepper spray. What the fuck?

And started threatening everyone in the area. What the fuck? And we all had to like go into like the main office and like a lock guards and they had to call the cops. And she was just like running around. And she maced one of the. the employees. What? And so Jordan started telling me about this experience where like there was a sketchy guy that was coming up and like demanding the boy one. And I was like, what is what's the store? So I do have to say I've been volunteering at the Burbank Animal Shelter for two plus years at this

point. For whatever reason, people with mental instability are drawn to. towards animal shelters. Absolutely. And there have been so many. The workers at the Burbank Animal Shelter have dealt with so much crazy stuff where like people bringing in an animal, like even the fact that in Burbank,

people will bring in like a squirrel and they'll be like, this is a wild animal. Oh yeah, by the way, you might hear some wimpers. during this episode. She's in her little of time. She's, she's,

she's, she's, she's, she's been stimulated. She will not, uh, settle. If, if, if, if there's people to play with, she will go until she turns to us.

I mean, she's a puppy. It all makes sense. Yeah. But yeah, I, I, I just think people get a little weird with animals and, and, and,

and, and, and, and, and, and, for example, a lady brought in a cat one time to the shelter and they were like, okay, you know,

it was a strike. She surrendered it, whatever. The shelter took it in. The cat was up for adoption. And then she goes, oh, but I wanted to keep the cat. And they were like, well, then why did you bring it in? And she was like, I thought you would just like check it out and give it back to me. And they were like, that's not how this works.

They're thinking it's like when you walk out of Target without paying for the thing. You go, oh, whoops. I've got to scan it. Sorry. Yeah. And it's like, they were like, well, the cat is now up for adoption. and a bunch of people want it. So we're going to do a raffle

and you might be able to get it. Yeah. And this lady was screaming at them. I just was like, they were being so sweet and patient with her. And it's just like it's such a, it seems like a hard job working at an animal shelter. For many reasons. I think being exposed, like, I don't know.

One thing I want to say is if we flash back, oh, not that far back. That was us. I flashback to childbirth. When we started this podcast, no one had any pets. And then when we started this podcast kind of relaunched, it was just me and Dipper. And now every single one of us has a pet. Anastasia has Thomas, Peeps has Ollie, Jacob has Caso, now you have Poppy. So it feels kind of like in an anime when there's a time skip and they have to have like a scar or facial head to indicate the passage of dying.

Now it's like you have a partner Pokemon. Yeah, we all have a familiar. Yeah. My puppy is now like a full grown wolf. I'm like, oh, this must be later. I do you think Dipper is also one of those dogs that makes people want to get dogs. Yeah. Oh yeah.

I mean, watching you with Dipper genuinely was the inspiration for me feeling confident enough to know that like, especially puppy. I wasn't planning on getting a puppy. I remember, yeah, because you were like, oh, I would probably get an older dog because I don't know if I want to deal with that. But it is a really rewarding experience. And like, you really do, like, grow together and you go through so many trials and tribulations that bond you. And yeah, I think it, yeah, I think it's a very worthwhile endeavor. People are in like a life situation that allows for it. It feels like a very, in like, in a very thankful way, I think it's just like, there's so much about this process that has been seen.

because of what my life is now because of what you've helped me set my life up as opposed with like the friends and poppy can you start squealing again so he stops yeah give me a little feedback but like genuinely it's like now I don't feel as I don't know afraid maybe isn't the right word I know you mean yeah the ambient fear is is gone and like not to be too real but like one of the other conclusions to it was when I was thinking about getting that the Bosley boy I couldn't think of a name I wrote like a bunch of like a bunch of like names would this be funny like a little name from an anime or someone about and I'd always talked about how like I would maybe name a dog after my visa lawyers after the visa thing and I was looking at it

and maybe but then after he got adopted I had a really specific feeling that I hadn't recognized for years and it was when my mom used to do fostering we would do fostering for uh newborns like day old newborns and the mothers if they were like uh yeah unhoused or similar right and they would come stay with us. And then in the circumstance where it was my last year before I went off to college, we got a little girl and her mother. And then her mother ended up moving out because that, you know, it perfectly reasonable wasn't the path. Yeah. It's a couple of adoption. Like situation. And so we had 10 months of like full time. I had this like this baby. Yeah. And it was so much pressure, so much stress, but also the most like fulfilling. Right.

heart-wrenching kind of love that I didn't know I had the capacity for yet. Right. I'm 17 to 18. And then I went off to college and during my like first week moving my stuff there, she got adopted. I never got to say goodbye. Oh my God. And it was this like, okay, that's great.

Awesome. Just got adopted. That's great. Oh, yeah. And then it was just always this like little cavity. And then you know, sometimes you'll just have something completely unrelated. You'll just be upset because like your flight got delayed or something. Right.

You'll have a little cry and then some old memory sneaks in. Sure. Like it's like it's in the tearduct. That would always be the one. And then I went to go to see this boy. They were signing the paperwork. They went out with him and I remembered that. That was like the first thing that I was like, oh, I haven't smelled this smell in a really long time.

Right, right. And it's toast. And that little girl's name was Poppy. And so this is PJ Poppy Joy. Aw. Oh, my, my, my, my, blah, blah, so sweet. And she is a. That was Kermit responding to the situation.

So fucking sweet. she almost always poops outside. Oh, and Joe, and she gets so close. Sometimes, because you run up to the little balcony area and be like, I would be doing it here and then leaves to shit somewhere else. No, no, you did. Thank you. There is, I've had, by the way, so many experiences with, so one of Dipper's things when he was a puppy is that we didn't know that he was like allergic to certain foods and couldn't eat certain foods. He didn't mention it.

He didn't, like, he fills out a card and he's like, I misplaced the card. Um, but, uh, like, he actually didn't have like solid stool for like, I want to say a month. And so there was this experience of, uh, like trying to potty train him, but all of his stool was like liquid. Uh, fuck. And him like missing spots was like, it was truly, I was forged in the fire. It was like, it was like, it would. It was like acid. It was truly, truly.

It was a rough time. But, you know, we've been going strong. He just has to eat this, like, hydrolyzed protein food that he, like, does not like, but he tuffs it out. But for real, I mean, like, specifically with Dipper, Dipper's, like, I mean, I don't know. I'm sure there's still difficulties or whatever, but he is, like, perfect. Socially, with other dogs, with, you know, everything. He calms, he listens, all of that. Love drinking water.

Loves water. But I, you know, I didn't know how the husky element would play in. And I was a little has, I was like, that's a bit of a dice roll. True, she's definitely leaning more lab, seems like. Yeah. And she, you know, Dipper's husky pit bull. Yeah. And he, he's a dream.

So I'm like, feeling confident, feeling confident. I'm seeing her as like, she's going to be a lean. I'm imagining like somewhat tall, little lanky, 50 pounds. That's what I'm, that's what I'm thinking. She might go a little heavier. Dipper's in the night. but he's like a boy and he's a chunky guy he's jack. Dipper is if you get a a pit bull who you know they're thick boys.

Oh that was the guy that walked into the shelter I'd say it was a bite pedal pit bull. He said Dipper's like a pit bull if you make him husky German Shepherd size. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I think Dipper. It's multi-class. I don't think Poppy will be as big as Dipper in the weight bulkiness. That's pessimistic. But I think she will probably be kind of tall, like maybe as tall as Dipper.

Yeah, I think, I think so. They said the, I took it to the vet, which you can, first of all, it's so nice to go to the vet, like, and them not be like, why you hear you don't have a pet. Every other time I go to the vet, which I do most weekends. Right. They're like, you don't have anything. I want to hang out. I just, just help me with my fleas.

I don't, I'm itchy. Yeah. Stop asking questions. Stop taking me back to the animal shelter. But I took it to the vet and they were like, she got spayed very young because that's like a procedure that. I was going to ask about that.

That is unusual to me. It's the standard of- Any shelter, they spay and neuter before they, before you take the pet home. Oh. So we got Dipper at a rescue that was, not like a shelter.

Right. But I think because... This was a state municipal shelter. I see. State and city and county shelters have to. They have to spay and neuter before they release

the best. They found that litter, I believe, like in somewhere, you know, just abandoned in Pasadena. Yeah. A month ago. And then they took them to the Pasadena area shelter, spade, brought them to the public. Interesting. This episode of Sayaboy's is sponsored by

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Tell them how's this. I don't know. Thanks to Rich for sponsoring this episode. Back to the show. I'm curious. Did you have a lot of like pets around when you're, you're a kid just generally yeah like uh we had two cats and two dogs at various points in my childhood and the dogs were outdoor dogs that were like left at our doorstep not even an exaggeration

unknown why just unknown why my aunt decided to like take care of them they were like um that's a cool like shepherding type dogs but that's a cool lady right though the issue though is is that they were not trained. And so, like, I, I, I, um, oh, how old were they? Well, they were puppies when we got them. But like, it just, like, was so normal to just, like, not train a dog and have it outside. Yeah. And I, I think that, like, I learned from having, like, dogs in my neighborhood and stuff that, like, so much of behavioral issues with dogs are, like, not giving them the tools to, like, deal with their own anxieties.

and if you're a dog that's like just like outdoors, there's going to be all kinds of random stuff that like freaks you out or like... It's because it's not nature. Yeah. It is outside, but it's like... It's a city. You don't get to do your normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so... There's noise and things you can't understand. And so that was, um... I mean, the dogs were nice, but I was kind of afraid of them. Because they like were bigger than me and would like jump on me. And I didn't know, like, in retrospect, it's like, man, if I, could time travel and have all the dog training experience? I would have looked like a fucking wizard.

You would have had a pack. Yeah. Like, and I'm like, I mean, they had good lives, but I wasn't, they weren't mine, you know? Yeah, it's not something you can intuit. Yeah, yeah. And also just like wasn't my place as a child to decide how to rear these, these animals. These things that could eat you. Yeah, yeah.

I also think knowledge around dog training and how to have a pet, any pet, actually, cats, too, was just so different. back in like the 80s and 90s. I agree. Yeah. In the 90s, the number of people that I knew growing up who just had their dog on a chain in the backyard all the time. They have a dog house, but they're outside. That's literally what it was.

It was just like if you walked down my street, that's how everyone's dog was. There was a lot of like, maybe this isn't quite the right time. So like grew up relatively rural area, like within the like, a populated bit, but mostly fields, mostly farm, right? And so majority working dogs or racing dogs? That was like exclusively, either it was somebody breeding racing dogs to do like the Cheltenham races or it was border collies for work.

And or like puppies that ended up as a result and someone's like, oh, okay, I guess I have a dog now. There was a lot of like anti-intellectualism with it. A lot of like, uh, these are the kids these days with all their dogs. dog training rules and all that. Like, I'm like, well, it's, this isn't like witchy, hippie stuff. This is like, so we had, we had whippets because just the whipet puppies ended up and they were like, we need the home for these. So we had some.

And they were, like, we're not racing them. We are spanking neutering them. Like, we're not doing a lot of the like professional moves or whatever. But we didn't really train them. It just didn't occur to us because it was like, well, there's like a working dog. you know, they intuit, they do their thing. And now again, in retrospect, I'm like, oh, damn, we would, they have to, um, don't have to, but you, it's really tricky if you never let them run off leash because of the pet,

they need to fucking move, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so we would take them super remote fields, let them go, and I don't know. One in 50 times, they would just leave and they would be gone for like a day. Oh my God. Because they dart away. They don't have great homing instincts. And we're literally in the middle of nowhere.

So we would be walking around. We'd invite extended family. We'd all just look for this dog for 12 hours. Oh my God. Sometimes they just turn up back at the house or a friend's house. And this happened. Like, what, you get home there watching TV. Like, oh, hey, I thought you went missing.

It's like, yeah, it's like missing dog on the TV. And they're like, get a little of this. Look at this thing. I want a carton. Yeah. But we are. Picking milk by the phone. Pau.

Somehow attached to the carton. It's out of fray of long paw. Opposable paws. But we, that almost became part of the routine as well. And I think it's really. easy in, especially when you're a kid, monkey see monkey do. Just go like, well, I guess we just don't see gorilla. Play.

Play. Play full college. Oh, do. We, like as a kid, you just don't. You don't intuit it, right? No. Why would you? Well, in your, you kind of just do what your parents are like, say is what you do.

Why we all still vote Republican? I agree. No, so like there's the, um, there's also just like positive reinforcement training. I feel like has become more popular. in the modern times. But it's like also, I can't speak to if you're training a dog for like a dog show or the dog Olympics or whatever. But dog war for like your everyday stuff like positive reinforcement training is like so

effective and involves none of the bad feelings of like doing anything bad for a dog, you know? And I'm glad that there are resources. We're talking about like Zach George and like Kiko Pupp and people nowadays who like kind of only do positive reinforcement training. And Zach George will do things where he like takes an older dog sometimes or like a dog that's like kind of been through some stuff and doesn't have any of the habits. I think a puppy, starting from a puppy is easier as a, for as difficult as it is, it is doesn't include the trauma. Well, I was just going to say it doesn't include the challenge of trying to detangle.

Yes. The existing habits and behaviors that empty document. It is a blank slate. a little bit. And then like, it's like, well, you could, you could have an AI generated essay, but it might have some like weird typos and hallucinations in it. I mean, she's, yeah, she's been. We'll have her, we'll have her hanging out probably on the Patreon.

Probably on the Patreon. Probably on the Patreon. She is big napping. After her, yeah. Hi, sweetie. Hello. I also think, um, like I, my family had essentially a zoo when I was, we bought a zoo. We bought a zoo.

Um, cats, dogs. Uh, rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters. We had a turtle one time. We just, what happened? My, he ran away. Uh, but this is actually more. Did he run? Did he run?

This is more common than people realize because if you don't know anything about turtles, which we, we had a book about turtles, but that's it. That's as far as we knew. The tortoise of that? No, it was like, how to raise your turtle. And they burned. and sometimes they burrow away from your house. And so, yeah, or tortoises.

I can't remember the difference, but he burrowed in our yard and we never saw him again. But the thing is, there's so many things that I have like- It's probably in that hole. Bad memories of as a kid where I'm like, oh, like, I wish I, I wish we hadn't done that, but it's just like it was a different time. and we raised, like we had indoor outdoor cats. And now in a city, I would never have indoor outdoor cats. Oh, I just imagine a condo.

I mean Tucson, Arizona. Oh, yeah. Like, there are hawks, there are coyotes. There's like literally the desert. Mormons? Running around. There were Mormons. Not to change the subject, but you know who needs more men?

we need more men on YouTube but all we have is these boys I want to do a Mighty Mike plays update Mighty Mike plays the like child and he's like and he's done no wrong but now his dad is getting us all into trouble because we talked about this last week and hot off the presses and there's a lot of plausible

deniability at the time I was adamant. I was adamant in it. I thought I believed. Well, no, I mean, like, here's a thing. I still do believe that every, like, the things that, like, I still do believe that someone spent $118,000 on Google AdSense. I just think that it was the dad's regular credit card and not his jobs credit card.

Because those, because those videos do have all kinds of views with no engagement. Yeah. So I think what happened is. So I'm getting ahead of myself. Basically, the thing is, it's free to be you and me. You and me. You're allowed to like want to believe the best in people unless they prove otherwise. And I'll continue to always live this way because if they were to post like a GoFundMe,

there are like kind of what like there's terms of service. There's like kind of proof of things that you need for that. and a lot of people were telling Dave, hey, set up a go fund me, we want to contribute. And we even said that in the show. And then he was like, no, I don't want to set up a go fund me.

And there's a... Because I don't want to... And then you go, well, why do you not want to do that? They're like, because I want to earn your dollar with an incredible merch store. So the crash goes on people that either didn't... The last episode's part of this or like myself where your mind doesn't hold.

things. Mighty Mike is a child aspiring Minecraft YouTuber who has a sudden spike in viewership on a handful of episodes and it reportedly according to it's over from eight days ago, which is the third most reason video. I will say, yeah, we watched this when it had like a hundred KVUs or something. 3.5 million? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Also when one week ago when we looked at his channel, yeah, he had 11K subscribers and now he has been. And the other videos did not have you. It didn't trickle down in the way that it appears to have. Yeah. Well, this is what happens when you get real views on your channel. You can see. And so that's why I'm still pretty confident that ads were bought on these things because when you actually do have a video go viral, you see the like, it flow into the other

views or into the other videos. Which is not evident originally because the original claim being that the, that Mighty Mike had used his father's credit card to. His father. there's business credit card. She spent $118,000 on YouTube. And to our credit, we had lots of questions. Like, how was there not some sort of credit limit or auditing on the company credit card? And why did no one notice it sooner? Why did no one notice it? Blah, blah, blah, like, because we as people who've had company credit cards or had like the ability, the access to that kind of thing before, had these questions. That being said, if Jacob were to buy something on the company credit card, it would take me a long time to notice.

Because it would be from like a DIY store. But we're not a... I'm winking at Jacob right now. It's like a... Jacob's buying like the largest 3D printer in the world. We've got an Amazon order for a kind of filament that lets you make human skin. But the difference is that our company is basically the people in this room. And this guy was describing like a boardroom of people who was like showing...

People flew in from corporate. People flew in from corporate. Yeah. And every time you would bring up one of these details, we'd be... like, well, this must be a big company, but he's not like naming and shaming the company. The thing is, though, we all needed more. Let it out. The thing is, we all needed more information.

And the second that they either dodged or tried to provide information, it was an immediate giveaway. Yeah. So they made this video. I have some really bad news. And I saw the thumbnail. And from the thumbnail, I said, oh, no, because that's clearly an AI generated thumbnail. Yeah, this looks like an AI trailer for the fake version of like 28 days later.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It has the same like 30 days. Yeah, and that's because it was probably stolen from exactly that. Which versus the humble it's over. And it's not in. I find charming. I found charming.

It's like not vertically centered. These are all great things. So it looks like a Charlie thumbnail. So they, well, it would be him in his room with no caption or anything. And it'd be called fuck. He's dead. Not to mention we were lured in by Mighty Mike being like, what's up guys? Anyway, here's my dad.

And then starting to play Minecraft. Playing Minecraft poorly. You can't fake that amount of ducking that he was doing. But here's the thing. The second they provide any additional info, it's like a complete giveaway. Because the AI thumbnail, by the way, this is a lesson in how not to scam. because if you you or not knowing why the thing you did was popular. Oh, okay.

Because like in this video, he says his company is quote unquote forcing him to pay back. He's lost his job. His company has forced him to pay back the money in 30 days. None of this stuff is like how this would actually happen in the real world. He lost his job, but he also has to pay. Yeah, it's like doesn't because there's like a legal liability thing that I'm sure like protects some aspect of this. But like I'm not a lawyer. But then also they're like, I don't want your GoFundMe money, even though I have to pay back this ungodly sum in such a short window of time as if given to me by Jigsaw.

Like this puzzle, it's like 30 days or else. I'm going to create a merch store where I am selling the world's most expensive AI slop T-shirts. Oh, hell yeah. And if you go to the, if you go to the 30, I have some really bad news. Oh, they brought back comments. So comments were disabled last week. There was a whole thing. I think I maybe sent it in our group chat where,

and we don't have to look at it, but it was literally like, can we go to the description though? That's where the merch link is. Oh, maybe they got rid of the merch link. But they still have it in their banner. Because they might have just been bullied into behaving better,

is what might be happening here. Because this is what the merch was. Like, six, seven, I'm definitely cooked. By the way, I don't know if I sent you guys a screenshot, but like some of these shirts were $100. Yeah.

Oh, 118K. That's a pretty cool T-shirt. Also not centered. What's up chat? Yeah, but yeah, if you look at the gap between what's up chat and the gap between Mighty Mike plays 6-7, it's embarrassing. So the speculation is what that like, GoFund me would probably have a lot of legal speculate. Yeah, there'd be too much, there'd be too many tethers to this to this money. I'll certainly make back.

Like, it's the thing, it's like making a hundred thousand. of profit on a merch store insane and then what? You know what I mean? Like, and then, and then, like, that's the end of the story. You do not then transfer that to like, Descenders, uh, gameplay, play through part nine. I have some prices here. Oh, great. The, um, just some numbers you came up right?

White shirt that says 118K was $97. Yeah, that's, that's the one I took a screenshot of and I was like, the cheapest one is $67. Well, that's important. says what's up chat? I'm not officially back yet, but I got to play Minecraft, which is cool. Now I don't care or believe in anything you're saying. Mighty Mike, you were once mighty and he fell.

So then if you're not officially back, then what is that? My dad, let me play a little today, but this one is Dave playing. So is it fucking Dave or not? Huh? Like, wait, play this? This one's Dave playing. I hear. That's absolutely insane.

What do the comments say? Pretty good views for that. This is Dave playing I play better the mic was off Fuck off Why? The elephant is begging to be addressed right now Like basically they're just

This channel is starting to feel like a social experiment Bro trying to ignore it Yeah okay And then Um Yeah a nine year old obsessed with Minecraft Would not play like this at all I mean they didn't see the gameplay last

Yeah can we go to the 30 days video I'm actually curious about the specifics in In his video because Hey everyone, Dave here. I've been trying to figure out how to make this update. I know I said that I would probably do it on Sunday, but like... Did he still got the most details that no one gives a shit about? But I feel like it just can't wait anymore.

Why does it feel like this looks like Minecraft from the past? You know what I mean? I guess it's just maybe... Where did the graphics look like that? Yeah. Oh, it does it have a flat, like it's uniform. So here I am. I'm still not really in that good headspace.

This would be so embarrassing for Mighty Mike to come back to in his adulthood. Oh, dude. Yeah, like just being like, hey, here's my dad being a fucking loser. His dad won't unlist it as a lesson. It's like a smoke a whole cart and a cigarette. It's like there was so, we like pulled our punches so many times like wanting to, I mean, we did still make fun of him. but like wanting to make fun of them and then being like oh you know but I'm empathetic

or I'm sympathetic to the situation I mean the lot of what we were laughing at is like almost dark composition of it yeah and I think that's pretty funny still this I can't say man there is something to the degree where this is almost like beautiful and it makes me wonder like how much of a craft is this is mine he this is yours

it's a Minecraft He keeps doing exactly the wrong thing every single time. He like gets to the edge and then he hits left, click, instead of right, and you're like, oh, and then he doesn't hold down crows, so he just falls off the ledge. He tries to place it, but he hasn't jumped high enough. He's like doing perfect reverse ASMR. I don't know if I took a screenshot, but the old description of that VIII, the old description of that VAL, video was saying, like, it was telling everybody that they're being so toxic. And so that's why they're, that's why they're turning off comments because he doesn't want to expose a nine-year-old

to that type of toxicity. And I was like, oh, brother, shut up. The right move that way would probably be not posting. That's the, didn't we say that before too? Like, hey, like, if this is a developing situation, you don't post this video. Stop posting, please stop putting this out here. It is, because it's also a stream of consciousness. Mm-hmm. Gets on these like... Oh, he clearly doesn't even have an outline. I'm like, holy shit, 20 minutes.

I went into a meeting and there was a guy there. A guy, I know I said it make the video on Sunday and it's, well, it's Saturday. Well, technically it's Saturday at 1.23 p.m. It might be Monday for you when you watch it. It might be Monday for you when you watch it. And it's like, Dave, get to the fucking boy. Holy shit. It takes so long to get to the point always.

Yeah, yeah. And it's also like, if I was really fired for my job and being like extorted for this money, I would name and shame so fucking quick. And I would stop posting. If I would either naming or shaming or I'm not putting out. Like, hey guys. I am not putting out. Yeah, dude, if my company's suing me, I am not putting out.

You're on hiatus. None for you. I also feel like I owe you guys an update, especially after like the amount. He thinks it's his YouTube channel. Apparently sound like Kermit the frog. Um, well, look, I'm jokes on you. Uh, there don't think people like Kermit, right? I think he's cool.

Also, this is still, again, a tonally, like, why would you, if you were in this situation, why would you ever be like, I'm sorry, I'm bad at this. And some people are saying I sound like Kermit the Frog. You hate me. You want me dead. It's like, aren't you in $118,000 debt that you like, talk about that. And you're like, you should probably make dinner and stuff, right? Yeah.

I also, like, going back to what you said, Jervis, about how. this is clear that this guy doesn't understand why something was popular in the first place. Yeah. Is that part of the draw was how genuine the kid was. You know what I mean? Like people were getting ads for this kid playing Minecraft in like a very genuine way. And that's funny. Yeah.

And then finally. finding out that a kid, which this is kind of a normal thing that kids do, charged $118,000 to his dad's credit card. Like, if you allow kids to do that, they will do it, you know? And at no point was it really the dad. And I think I'm the star of the channel. What's going on guys? And everybody wants to hear me talk for 30 minutes.

I want a sad post. I want a passive aggressive sad post for a while. Yeah. People are making fun of me in the comments. He sounds like fucking. Ned Schneebley from school of rock. You guys hate me, right? You didn't want me freaking dead, right?

But essentially he saw this, uh, the popularity of the video and was like, I'm gonna make bank off of this. He literally like move out of the way, kid. Yeah. It's Dave time. He's level one boyfriend posting.

Wait. Well, jokes on you. Oh. Why are we doing like my comments are so mean bits? That one thing is I do think like, no one to live contact with the enemy first time with YouTube. comment like doesn't matter who you are what your background is it is like a poison swamp

i do know i do have good uh intel on the fact that i think Oprah has gone through this as well because she has it upon her podcast on you too oh really yeah and i'm pretty sure that she like reaches out to people on youtube and is like why aren't my videos doing better oh my god make them do better i need to spend what you get a view you get a view introduce me to money mike whoever said that because i love kermit the frog dude like that's a compliment as far as i'm concern. Holy shit. So look, you know.

Raving up that riff with like. He's like, so I'm actually rubber and you're actually glue. Anyway. And anything that bounces off of it all bounces off of me and sticks to you. You're sticky now. Anyway, I have $100,000 in debt. Claude made a t-shirt. It says my wife.

I don't even think he's using Claude, dude. This is some fucking, this is some seven. 11-11 s yeah this is some grok work this is yeah this is some grok shit it's probably some coping mechanism or something but before i get into what happened because a minute and a half brother could you please get into what happened can we just skip to the direct midpoint of this video and just see like hey bro see if it's terrific i'll just read the yeah big channels family talk about what happened i don't i'm not saying i won't do any of it but part of it keeps with anything.

Holy, oh my God. Hey, what are you banging on about? Get to the fucking boy. Dude, Mighty Mike, we're going to be like, that concludes our experiment. Mighty Mike was created by Harvard University. It was like, um, oh God. Oh, dude, he just fell and died. Okay.

What the fuck? Is this what Minecraft looks like? He did, I think, just docks his last name. Oh. And I don't need to pull. And I have to make decisions now based on things that may or not happen several weeks from now. Oh my god, he's being so vague.

I it so the speculation is that this might be bullshit because of like what do you mean you want to do the go for me? What do you mean merch? He like doesn't give any specifics turns down like a go fund like doesn't want to do a go fund me or anything like where there's going to be stipulations on the cash and then does want to do an AI generated merch store where he's selling a white t-shirt for a hundred which is like I know the grimyest influencers on earth

wouldn't dare sell a shirt like that for a hundred a hundred dollars it's crazy it would be off yeah but I just don't like is it just naivety is that the right word just or just like ignorance as to stupidity how you might look dim dim dimliness yeah I think it is

I think it's dumb it dumb and this dumb is dumb isitude uh yeah dumbelosity that's right sir I'm not a Dumbaso T. What, I also, is this just how most kids play Minecraft because it's making me want to throw out? I don't, I don't know if the kids playing.

Yeah, the house might have to go up and, or we could flee the country and leave Mighty Mike behind here. See, he always makes these jokes, right? He always makes these jokes. And it's like, what is, what is happening? I don't know what you're doing. I don't know what you're doing. I need you to say anything.

It's, what is the, What is this? What's the video? The bad news is that he has to pay the money back in 30 days allegedly or else there might hypothetically be some litigation perhaps. And maybe I have to start thinking about hypothetically getting a lawyer. And might hypothetically consider looking at possibly selling the house. Like in the midst of that, like very serious discussion.

He's like, or ha-ha, we can flee the country, L.O.L. Anyway, I sound like Kermit. But I'm not mad. And you do. But I'm not mad. And there is a very real that he did take away the MIRD site, which is very funny. because I imagine sales were going too well

and close up close up shop. I know it's not like, it's certainly not as cut and dry a legal issue as if, let's say that there's some foul play in any way, right? And you don't want to either go fund me because that's just explicit fraud. I feel like the merch is also dubious.

It's not as much, but the premise that you're selling it, I don't know. It doesn't make any, it's also like, it's not merch that anyone would wear. It's merch that says Yeah, that's true

That is true It is weird I've never seen anyone anywhere wearing a 6-7-related piece of apparel Because it died sooner Than they could print the shirt They got it out just to die

Oh Let's jump to the end And see what he says there We'll keep you guys posted The most recent upload From Mighty Mike plays Is a No

No audio video of Minecraft gameplay So I don't I think the dad playing Well, quote unquote, the dad plan. To what it? This feels a little bit. They're literally about to become a 24-7 fireplace ASMR channel to try and siphon the ad revenue. That's probably the best idea, honestly.

Please remember, no go fund me, no crypto, no coin. If you see somebody asking for donations, pretending to be us. No crypto, no coin. It's like, no woman, no cry. A friend and fire. Crypto, no coin. I know he's saying like crypto coin as well, but like, saying no coin is like a tavern owner.

No coin. No crypto, no coin. Your coin is not the world can be here. Can we look at the comments and see how civil they are? Who's being normal? Edit O. Edit from. I need donations.

Look inside suing people. Oh. How are you going to sue every channel who calls you a scammer? Is that a claim? Maybe. Somewhere in that like essay. I feel like because of this. has no sense of humor, they can say that was a joke after anything, and it's like, sure,

I guess. It's so hard to pass. And I do feel a part of it is just like, it's a really interesting story, but no one involved in it can communicate. See, okay, this is how, this is our experience. I'm sorry, but not making a go fund me and potentially risking your house is just stupid. I didn't watch the AI merch part until now. Definitely is a camera.

Like, that's what it, like, a lot of replies to that. Can we see if anybody in there is like, no, that's actually. Yes, exactly. It's like setting up the GoFundMe account as fraud. But so he's instead selling slop AI shirts. It was probably the kid's idea. Okay, probably not though. I mean, I can see the, like, we need to sell shirts and the kid being like, okay, rock. And also, it's also the kid's idea to eat cake for dinner. And it's like, you don't say great, great idea, Mike.

He's one digit old. Yeah. Yeah, there is no proof. Like to Mike's dad, please show the proof of the transaction. in real oh like the like the charge to the youtube ads yeah it's like what's funny is unless he like boughted the views which is like so difficult to do nowadays i don't this man does not seem like the type that can successfully bought views but is that his game oh yeah yeah that's his game but anyway it's like it seems like they actually did spend like it's like either the the money is not

as high as he said it was or it wasn't actually i mean almost definitely wasn't on his actual company card and was probably on his his kids card i agree with his kids card his own card i agree with the comment there that i'm sitting patiently waiting crisscross apple source for the video i said yeah okay go ahead yeah no it's like yeah flew too close to the sun i'm not believing this now yeah checking my watch waiting for coffee zilla okay too too close to the sun uh no pun intended um too close to my son oh please make a go fund me don't let pride ego that's because that's the other read is Yeah, the other re. It's like, I'm too proud.

Instead, I've created the six, seven merch shirt that's $100. A weird version. Which makes me, I'm so proud to wear this, this, uh, gold. This, it's not a scarlet letter. It's a rose gold letter. Yeah, it's actually cool. It's pastel. And it actually means you're rich as hell.

Go that gold, gold dengo. Well, that's the, A. That's the update on that. On Mighty Michael and Destiny. On Mighty Michael. Next. Well, the Paul brothers are at the Pentagon. Ah, the dash, most acidly of them all.

I mean, Logan Paul, who recently did a, said, hey, um, hey, let's shiny hunt. Let's do a Pokemon shiny hunt. Nobody's doing this. Nobody cares about shiny hunting until I looked at it. Uh, and then he got bored and stopped. He has a stream that's like not going to stop until I get a shiny. And then like he stopped the stream and he was, immediately it was like, um, it's like how we just, just like talk about when you're a kid and you're like bad at something and then you're like

actually this is stupid and anybody cares about it is stupid he's like uh like he does like a gets a few hours into the stream and goes i'm gonna spend time with my family Pokemon is for losers I don't know why these people want me to freaking shiny hunt but then also like he uh the other thing is that like just not a lot of people were watching it I think it was like a couple thousand like maybe 1,000 2,000 people and I am trying to imagine the demo What's this new wild man aesthetic that he's got going on? I don't know. It looks like, is that his real hair?

Yeah. It's my best. It looks in the Pentagon footage, we'll see more of it. Triple H. Is that the one who's the executive now? Yeah. Yeah, I think he maybe told them to grow his hair out. Oh, that's the move.

Make it nice and wet, like Triple H? I think, yeah, I don't know. Chat. Chat. Chat, that's all I got. That's all I got. For tonight. For now.

For now, this Twitch channel is going to stay live. The encounter is going to stay stationary until someone approaches this computer and starts running around this cave. By the way, 3,7005. That means there's $3,705. It's not like that many. And also for this type of encounter, like, you got to go to work. You could have been a lot more.

I got to go to work. I got to spend time with my family. It's like, wait a second, wait a second. What are you doing? You, what did you, you planned this. You went live. Yeah. Like, it wasn't, did you trip and fall into this tree?

Immediately after I start the show. Guys, honestly, I got some more important shit to do. Yeah, why are you even listening to this? Yeah, what are you even doing? I've got, people are ringing up my line. I got to go to work. Do you think it is like, because a lot of his relationship with the hobbyist, all the hobbyist stuff that he's been like pouncing on has been like pretty patronizing.

It's a lot of like, oh, you stupid babies like these Pokemon cards? Okay, whatever. Yeah, me too. I can love Pokemon. Is this the new meta is having like five guys like around you as you stream? Oh dude, he travels heavy. Yeah, I'm like I'm a little bit, look, call me old fashion, but Twitch streams used to be just like you at your desk. Yeah, this is a pretty substantial.

I didn't know you brought the whole posse and in what way do they help you do this single player activity? They sit silently and watch. I haven't heard a word out of any of them. I mean because they're not allowed to speak. Like silence. He needed four guys to make up for one brother. Uh, yeah. What happens when you play?

last 16 seconds of this. Nick Con needs me. So I'm going to go to work, go to San Antonio, and then come back and keep this going. But the stream is not going to stop. So he did leave it running? And then did it? Because my question is, did the stream continue?

Because he's not live right now, is he? I guess he's probably at WWE still. If we go to, he actually, Triple H needed. him. Wait, can we jump? Okay, so this is the one we saw. Can we back up and see like what this was like when he, you know, was still going? Who's reaching is?

Oh, man. Oh, five cards? Where did he find these gods? He did 700 encounters in six hours. That doesn't seem like... I don't know. Oh, is he also ripping backs and just sticking around? Yeah. Oh, this pico's nice, though.

God, this is such a strange, boring energy. I'm like a little bit surprised Love the Pekas Love the Pekas Peacchews One of them Pokemon Okay

But anyway So then you went to the Pentagon Yeah He chokeslammed Dollar Trump Why did he do that? He gave a speech at the Pentagon Damn this is so funny The Department of War

To teach them how to do their job Oh they've welcomed The Navy guys in his hilarious Big Lollipop costume He is starting to look like Hulk Hogan with time Yeah That's true. What happened? I mean, I know that both, dude, I, okay.

Tren is the answer, but why does he look like that? It's weird because, okay, I don't know, man. Maybe I shouldn't. It looks like really convincing age up makeup for regular Jay Paul. That's what it looks like. It's like, why does he have the same haircut he had when he was like on Disney Channel? Yeah, that's, oh God, I always forget about that. Yeah. I was, I think we were, we were, we were texting something about Jake Paul the other day. And I remember like kind of crashing out of age just going like, I, why do I still have to hear about this mother. I feel like he's been around for 25 years and I didn't even know him on Disney Channel. I feel like I'm his name like I don't know if you remember this thing but it was like they were like having parties. They started a fire in like their pool or whatever and it was on the local news and I kind of feel like his digital neighbor where I keep having to hear the racket he's making and I'm like stop. Oh my god, I have a new kid please.

Yeah. I have a puppy. We just got the pleasure and the privilege of getting a tour of the Pentagon and what a what a cool experience. We see all the many women here who are serving this great nation. I don't think there is any greater commitment to sacrifice than those who are willing to live, die, and fight for their country. So it is funny seeing them next to such clean cut people. I don't get it. So what is this? Like a little R.C meeting or something? At least like active military. I don't know. I'm so Yeah. They're gifting.

That almost looks like not the real Pentagon. Uh, Jake Paul looks like after his fight when he's like dressed and sweat. You know what I mean? It's like bruised. Yeah, he, I don't know. Dude, it's okay. Is he wearing like under armor or something? Why is he so warm?

It's a treat for the Pentagon to have to sit and listen to these guys. And why is Logan's here so bleach blonde? Yeah, isn't he blonde? He is already blonde. I thought, maybe, yeah, don't know. I'm, I feel like such a, I feel so catty and like so judgmental. You know what I mean? Well, it's like, say what you will about these guys.

They've kind of just always been like, fairly well-groomed and in great shape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And something, I mean, in the case of Jake, it's like, okay, a bunch of performance-enhancing stuff for the last five years. I think, because he's like, I think, uh, because all the WWE stuff, he's, like, had to get like, like, omega-ripped. And he's always been, like, an athlete.

That's the thing is, like, it's, like, overdoing it, you know? Looking at this and it's making me sympathetic for Jake Paul for the first time in my life. No. So I'm like, oh, dude, when you're out at something and you got sweaty really early. Oh, all the time. I'm sweaty, like, at all times. But, like, the inner suit, and you're like, I can't take a layer off. I'm wearing a suit to something.

And you can feel the, like, how it's stuck to your body. Yeah. And you're like, if someone goes in for a hug and you're like, oh, don't touch my back. Yeah, something happened, though. They look not great. Maybe he's melting. Maybe it's not the real. Does this video, like, where does this go?

Like, what did they do? It's just like they talked and they said, hey, thanks. Thanks, guys. I'm doing a Nuzlock run today. I'm doing an azlock run today. I'm basically doing as hard a job as you guys over here. Happy to help. The idea of Pete Hegseth drunkenly texting Logan Paul.

Like, do you want to see the ride at the Pentagon? You just looking at it. You want me to talk to someone specifically? The legacies of both of it. I mean, like, literally all, they have done so much bad. And it's so funny that like, I think there's just a thing in our culture where it's like fame. It's like it doesn't matter how you achieved it. No one goes away anymore.

And in specific, like, I just remember Jake Paul. like talking about why he voted for Trump. Yeah. He had like a 15 minute Twitter video or something where he talked about it. And he was so clear and cogent throughout. He really made great points. And it didn't sound like it was like baby's first essay. Didn't they like.

The kid who like didn't go to school because he was too busy making vines. Didn't they like what I like frackle of Puerto Rico or something? Well, yeah. I don't know if this is still the case. But there's a whole thing where there's this initiative from the Puerto Rican government try to get mainland like money and to get rich people to like come to Puerto Rico and then this might be alleged but like word on the street was that like they would um fly into Puerto Rico and then and then take a boat out so that there wasn't like a flight log or whatever and then they would

like live wherever they actually are so that they could get all these like basically uh no income tax or whatever oh that makes sense yeah bad time to be on a flight log really in any circumstance I guess well I mean I just took a flight. I'm probably on a flight log. I've never signed a flight log. You don't sign it. They did. They did.

They did. They absolutely did. Bubba. I guess if you're somewhere between like a jetliner and a two-seater like Sustna, somewhere between then there's a paper flight log that you must sign. In the PJ realm, that's where it like, they don't have Dropbox or whatever you would normally use. Man, at least they look really good. Yeah, that's great. Can we continue this excellent video with excellent editing?

Do we get to see Soba Pete? To have that freedom where we can prosper and be happy and be the great nation that we are. Like an orc. Let's just make sure we're the, the, the, the gone. Dude, this, this is the one that's getting meaned. It's like, uh, flashing forward to 2028. I, everything is, doesn't this look fake? It does. You know what it is?

It looks like an S&L bit. I think it's because we never see this environment shot this way. It's, there's a very traditional like house style. Yeah. Kind of desaturated, kind of like, it's very centered and then like, you know, press core stuff. This, it looks like they went to like a museum. This is what it would look like if President Logan Paul told us we were going to war. Hey, so we're at war with Europe, just the whole thing turns out.

I didn't know where it was on a map and I just kind of pointed. So we accidentally, now I feel kind of silly about it, Texas never belongs to China. And I don't know how that happened. I was gaming. Jake Paul's like head tattoo is like upsetting me. Every clip of B-roll is someone laughing and smiling over the most dead pan, unenthusiastic voiceover I've ever heard of life. We went there and we went there and we went to the place. And then he was like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Then when he was talking to Pete Heggseth, he was hitting this.

And then he had Pete Hexeth is like his um, he's got his like Lego hair and it's like veneers or whatever. Yeah. Well he's hungover. Yeah. American. Each one of you matters. Take this moment and be proud of yourselves for what you do. This is the greatest country in the world. Can you back up to when it was like straight on with Jake Paul. It looks like a penis is coming out of his neck. I don't know what his tattoo is.

Like maybe that's one prong of like a trident. A very soft-ended trident. Lift each other up in the hard moments. To be there for each other in the hard moments and to come together as a collective and fight for good. To gonna run that back, let's make sure I got the details. So you got to work to help. each other and that's what the country was born for and what you also are born and that's what is

and you have to go. Can you go back to the frame where it looks like they had to do it to him at the 9-11 memorial? Wait yeah, keep playing this. Fight for good. And then it's why it's going to cut two here. Oh my God. What the hell? I know, I know, I know. It's just like how it's edited. I don't. What's this for? I have to look. I just want to be respectful. I don't want to insinuate that they're doing anything disrespectful or whatever, but it's just like the way that this is shot.

It's the slow motion hard cut. He's not even talking about September 11th. It's like complete. I didn't know. That was a jump scare halfway through this video. I didn't even know they had that. Like, oh, by the way, 9-11 Memorial. And it's like, oh, okay.

But like, which is, you know, not a thing that is referenced in any of the Department of Wars posting about it. It just kind of like jumps in. Yeah. So was this a September 11th Memorial visit? They were here on September 18th. So maybe I don't know. Again, I, I, I, well, no.

Well, no. Technically no. Well, like, look. Look, they walked all the way from West Virginia or whatever. It took a while. Also, side note, I did see a comment somewhere that said, it was under a Logan Paul video and it said, I've never seen transparent bangs before.

Love the new look. Yeah, it doesn't. It's like whips. It's like smoke. It's crazy that these guys are millionaires. Have done like countless allegedly fraudulent and scammy things. And I feel bad for them. It's embarrassing still.

That's kind of strange. I don't understand. So maybe I'm just out of the look, right? But like, okay, Jake Paul largely pivoted outside of directly making content. Obviously, doing boxing and crypto. And then promo stuff. and but like ultimately his like, I feel like direct connection with like outward facing is kind of obscured now by design.

Mm-hmm. Logan, super, super present still, super super active, but who likes him? I'm confused. Well, okay, here's the thing. There is a certain degree of fame where you escape people needing to like you and you are propped up by the machine. Right. Because like now he's just famous for being famous.

And he's on like the WWE and stuff. And he's good at that. And that's all you need, basically. I guess so. I guess it's just a, it's like a perpetual motion machine thing. It is. Yeah,

I mean, it genuinely is. When I talk to people who are not online very much, they know the Paul brothers as wrestlers and boxers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they don't dig that much into it. They're just like, yeah, these are like wrestler, boxer guys. I think that's how. it works like you know clavicular was just accused of heinous crimes and there were tweets going viral about him

last week saying wow he's like kind of spitting here like what i can't even remember what the take was but it was about him being not that bad at least he's not a racist and i was like the only video i made about him was about how he says he inward all the time is it bad if we just like watch the trailer for the nathan fielder thing right now no let's watch it to wrap it up because uh i want to i'm i'm kind of obsessed with Elizabeth Holmes. I'm kind of obsessed in her lore. In one way obsessed with her. I can change it. Well, just watch the film. I show up. It's your wedding tape. What? You really feel you did nothing wrong. I did not. So where did things get lost? Like, how are you where you are right now?

Lance Oppenheim also did primetime, which comes out this week. That's right. That's right. And he's like nine. He's like nine years old or something. He's got all that energy. Well, it's mostly his dad. His dad paid for a bunch of advertising. Yeah, paid for a lot of ads.

This is the moment in time to capture this story before I'm gone. There is not a single piece of Nathan Fielder media without him in disguise far away looking at something. I love it. You've never seen before. Yeah, it's like, why we have that shot? And all you kind of laptop strap. Or like, there was this. episode of Nathan for you where he peeks out from behind a tree.

I just always think of that as like quintessentially Nathan Fielder. I mean, this is like, I feel like a generational run of wow, never thought you could even make that. Like, it's kind of crazy that he keeps getting away with it. Yes. I remember when, before season one of the rehearsal came out, he did the, um, uh, uh, uh, before season one of the rehearsal came out. He did the Finding Francis.

It's the very final episode of Nathan for you. And it's like a feature length special where he's helping the Bill Gates impersonator that's been in a few of his episodes find this like long loss love. And it's this amazing, amazingly well-constructed drama. And it like, you know,

escalates past what you thought the show could be. And then the rehearsal comes along and basically embarrasses that. Like it's just like so incredible beyond that. And the second season of the rehearsal comes along and is even crazy. go go retire you can't keep doing this Jordan I want you to close your eyes and do a little exercise with me you know that jesse Eisenberg movie about magicians yes what's it called now you see me

what's the second one called they see me too now what is this documentary called you can open your eyes oh you can see everything I can see everything it feels like it would be the third movie yeah the movie's cool now you don't like they just did it late oh wow okay well isn't your family rich. Yeah, I think that there's like a lot of different levels of wealth. Rich guy thing to say. Classic rich family guy. Family guy? I know what you're

feeling. Nathan Fielder, like one-liners from reviews, sound like descriptions of psychedelic drugs. Yes. One hell of a ride. Something you can't prepare for. And then you watch a clip of Nathan Fielder talking. And he's like, well, so this is my favorite kind of candy?

It's like, it literally is like Nathan Fielder's done it again. And he goes, aren't you kind of rich? But I know. It's like every day. He does it every time. He delivers every time. He's an incredible artist.

But I just think it's funny how people write about it. Hey, this is not puppy. Hey, Ollie. He needs some attention. And he starts for it. Poppy dropped that toy for a point two seconds and he swooped in and snapped it. Oh, my God. He craves being on camera again.

with yourself. God, I need it so bad. He's out of control, dude. I need it so, I need it injected into my mind. It's so funny. Like some sort of medical device. It's like, I need it to work like,

the next thing he does, he's going to have to like fly. Like his physical form is going to have to take off. This is going to be like, um, he's going to be doing like open like heart surgery or something. With his teeth. Yeah. He's going to make the device from Theranos, but it works. Oh, true.

That's going to be his big next project. He's going to, like, oh my God. Okay, Nathan Filler's next project is going to be to become the CEO of an AI company and he's going to cause the heat death of the universe. All the quotes are like, couldn't believe it. Yeah, couldn't believe it. Blown away. Airborne disease for all.

Yeah, I think the solar radiation may stay with me for the rest of my life. Oh, my God. Fielder, you've done it. You dirty bastard. You've done it again. Okay, thanks for listening, everybody. Thanks for sitting in with us. We're going to be hanging out with a puppy.

Oh, she's doing so good. A little reveal. Puppy reveal on Patreon. Yeah, we're monetizing it. Oh, yeah. Or, I mean, you can just probably sell me Instagram. I don't know. Or you just followed Jordan on Instagram and you saw it there.

You can check out my new video, by the way, on the Donate ego channel. Jordan's got a new video. I made a new video. I made a new video. Lock me up. Lock me up. Kill him out. Kill him an airborne disease.

It's my last video. Framing him for murder. Yeah, check it out. It's, uh, it's, uh, about a very, very embarrassing right-wing gamer guy making an embarrassing video. And then we make fun of him. Speaking of flying, right-wing, what is he, Saffiroth's, the opposite of him? The other way around?

I guess if you're looking at it front. Right, if you're looking at one way and you fail to describe it because you only see a silhouette and you don't know which way he's facing. Yes. It was like that. That's what the video is about. Go check that out. We had every episode of stuff like to a particular phrase.

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