Sardonicast - Sardonicast #15: Under the Skin, Punch Drunk Love
Episode Date: August 29, 2018Website: https://sardonicast.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Sardonicast Twitter: https://twitter.com/sardonicast Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/sardonicast Facebook: http://www.facebook.com.../sardonicast Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/9vG73zS Ralph's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/ralphthe... Alex's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/IHEOfficial Adam's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/YourMovi... Alex's Twitter: https://twitter.com/IHE_OFFICIAL Ralph's Twitter: https://twitter.com/ralphsepe Adam's Twitter: https://twitter.com/2gay2lift Adam's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/YMS Ralph's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ralphthemovie... Intro music by: https://www.youtube.com/user/anUnkind... Fan Art: https://old.reddit.com/r/Sardonicast/... https://old.reddit.com/r/Sardonicast/... https://old.reddit.com/r/Sardonicast/... Timestamps: 00:00 – Intro 05:33 – Movie Pass 19:59 – The Meg 29:30 – Under the Skin 41:30 – Punch Drunk Love (SPOILERS) 01:12:35 – Q&A Alex's Recommendation for next episode is Jacob's Ladder (1990).
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Three, two, one.
Now this is the story all about how our smiles got flipped turned upside down.
So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and tell you how we started a podcast where we talk about movies and other things.
This is Sardonicast.
That's my favorite one.
I'm Adam from your movie sucks.
I'm Will Smith from YouTube.com slash Ralph the Movie Maker.
Oh.
And I'm Alex from I hear everything.
And Ralph, is it official that we can call you the short round of the Sardonic.
now. Oh, sure.
Oh!
You got burn.
Burn.
Oh.
So who's Indiana Jones then if you're a short round?
I want to you two.
Oh.
I mean, you guys decide.
I don't want to be India. It's too much pressure.
How's your week, guys? We're recording this a little early, by the way, everybody listening.
Way early.
Yeah. Like a week early, basically.
Yeah, because I got to go on vacation.
You got to?
Yeah. Yeah, I got it.
I got to get away from all the short means.
I'm not even I'm not even sure I don't understand you're encouraged it yeah didn't you say you loved it yeah I do but is this funny because I'm not even whatever it's it's a funny meme it is a great meme I love I love it yeah sure still did we ever do we know how tall Alex is guess mm-hmm six feet I'll say you got it like am I right oh oh really I was gonna say like five nine
No, no.
No.
Good.
Nice.
What is that?
Like 170 something centimeters?
How tall is that?
Oh, you don't know your own height in centimeters?
Yeah, I do it in feet.
I'm all mixed up.
What kind of a Brit are you?
Oh, nice.
I'm half New Zealand.
I don't know if they use it as well, but...
You don't even know...
Half of like...
Yeah, I didn't even know.
I thought all of Europe used centimeters.
Wait, New Zealand's not in...
New Zealand, I guess it's kind of in Europe.
I guess it's kind of in Europe.
It's almost Europe.
Europe's falling apart, I guess.
Who knows?
Yeah, true.
Sorry.
We know for a fact of this.
I thought all of the not North America use centimeters, is what I meant to say.
Who knows, man?
Canada just changes it up all the time, as in we kind of just pick and choose.
Because we use kilometers.
You switch?
We use, well, I mean, like, most people measure themselves or, like, weigh themselves.
and pounds and measure themselves in like feet and inches I guess just because it makes
more sense to compare ourselves to Americans in that sense but we also use
kilometers and we also use liters instead of ounces and like milliliters and
and grams and kilograms for like weighing kitchen items or like food or whatever
so we're kind of inconsistent I thought you were trying to say that like your
country switches every like two years or so that'd be funny that'd be great that'd be really
confusing and you got to change all the signs everybody has to change starting now sorry every
every two years maybe every election cycle I don't know if it's four years for you guys or two
what is it is it four I think the way that the well first of all yeah it's prime minister
second there's no um there's no like fixed term so you can be literally
As long as you keep getting voted in, you could be prime minister forever.
Oh, that's a good system.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, yeah, Stephen Harper was prime minister for what, like 11, 14 years or something?
It was really weird.
Wow.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really see anything wrong with that as long as it's still a democracy.
As long as it's still, you know, the votes are being counted.
It's still working, it seems.
I'd prefer for a system that's not first past the post.
CGP Gray has a great video explaining what first pass the post is and it's the same system that America uses as well.
And it's not really as representative as it could be.
It leads to a lot of strategic voting.
So people, instead of voting for the party that they actually want to govern the country, they'll be like, oh, I'm voting for the party that I feel is more likely to win against a party that I dislike.
So you have like the liberals and the NDPs votes are kind of splitting all of the votes on the left because they're strategically voting against conservatives, whereas conservatives just vote for one particular party.
So yeah.
Anyway, I'm not going to get too far to that.
It's a complicated thing.
And I'm a little pissed off at Trudeau because he promised to change first past the post.
And then he was like, eh, it's too hard as soon as he got in.
Because it's like he won using that system.
It was kind of fucking annoying.
anyway.
Yeah, none of them
change the system.
None of them do.
Yeah, it's really upsetting.
Yeah, fuck politicians.
How much of a asshole
do you have to be
to even decide to become a politician?
I've got a very important
question for you, Ralph.
Yeah.
Do you still love movie pass?
Oh, after that shit show?
I mean, I gotta respect the guy.
He started a business
that he knew it wasn't going to go well.
He was basically just paying
for everybody's movie for free,
knowing that he never make his money back,
and he did.
Isn't that kind of,
uh,
like,
fraudulent,
stupid?
I mean,
yeah,
to respect the guy.
He really duped a lot of people.
Yeah.
Well,
listen,
I enjoyed it.
I got it a few months ago.
I saw my free movies.
He paid for them.
And then when the whole fucking thing fell apart,
which inevitably would happen,
I,
I,
uh,
I canceled it,
which I did.
Oh,
Okay.
It's over.
It's fully over.
Yeah.
Oh, it's fully over.
Well, no, they have...
Yeah.
Oh, well, now they, um...
Well, what happened is they just...
Movie passes this thing, for those of you who don't know,
where you pay, I think, $10 a month,
and you get to see a bunch of free movies every month,
which is a system that was so dumb.
AMC copied it and figured out how to make it profitable,
but he would just...
Yeah, you could just see whatever you wanted.
Basically, there were these...
It was ridiculous.
It's not in Canada either, but I know about it just from looking at shit on Reddit.
So there was this huge post like, oh, no, now you can see unlimited movies for $10 a month.
And all of the top comments were people being like, how is this profitable?
Like they have to reimburse the theater chains, right?
And so then inevitably, I mean, like a lot of people predicted, they just changed their rules and their pricing apparently too.
so like when Mission Impossible came out
they were like
that one you can't actually see on movie pet
you can see other movies instead
because we know that a lot of people will want to see that one
it's like well what's the fucking point of your service anymore
and now now what is it what are the new rules
they lowered it to two movies a week or something like that
yeah it was like select movies
yeah oh no now it's like
yeah it's like slender man and the meg or whatever
Yeah, there's these two pre-picked movies a day, and you have to see one of those.
That's how it works now.
That's right.
Because someone was explaining it to me last night.
That's stupid.
So do you guys not have, like, subscription services for cinema chains?
Because we've had that in the UK for countless years now.
It's like a similar idea.
For tickets?
So what you can do in the UK is, like, you can pay, you know, all the cinemas,
they're like three or four different chains of them.
If you pick one, you can.
can pay them like 15 pounds a month and you can see however many movies you want as long as it's
with that chain that would be really cool i don't think we have anything like that actually well now
we do now we have amc stub or amc a list which is that yeah but they were just copying movie pass
but that's cool Alex i didn't know that actually yeah i'm using myself but i'm thinking about
hopping on board because it seems like too good when you see that many like the amount of movies
we do a month like it adds up in terms of how much it costs yeah you know i thought it was great
movie pass. Yeah. And I can see bad movies too. Like I would have seen Slender Man and I would
have seen the Meg if I had it. But I was like, I got one movie this weekend. It was Black Klansman.
So, oh, nice. I have to see that. It was okay. Yeah, that's what it kind of seems like. It's pretty good.
It's pretty good. I mean, you're not American, so I don't know how much you'll get out of it.
Right. Yeah. The closest thing we had to any kind of like a subscription or pass is just like,
the big theater chain in Canada is Cineplex
and so they did this kind of like points thing
so you have like a scene card
and so every time you purchase a ticket to a movie
you get 100 points every thousand points
you get a free movie
now the way it used to work was
if you bought two tickets to a movie using the same card
like you're seeing a movie with a friend or something
then you get 200 points
but then they were like oh no we can't let people do that
So they created this whole like they got rid of that and then they created this extra like
Crazy stupid workaround to make it seem as though they were kind of giving it back so they're like now you can create a scene
Tarrage so if you have a scene card and your friend has a scene card then you add them into the same thing and then you go in groups and as long as you're both using scene cards then it works out
I'm like okay well I'm not gonna convince every single person I go to see a movie with to have a scene card and
So I signed up for another one and used a fake name.
Well, actually a real name that somebody I found through a meme because somebody got arrested on drug charges in the United States named Beezau-Doo-Doozop-Bap-Bop-Bop.
And so I gave that as my name.
And it says that on my card and I'm pretty happy with myself.
And now I don't even think they have the scene tarrage thing anymore.
So I just have all these scene cards with like different accumulations.
of points on them. It's kind of
ridiculous.
I think their business model
was we just got to get as many people
to use the service as possible at first.
And then once we have
a fuck ton of people using it, we can sell
to them or do something with them, right?
That's probably what they wanted to do.
But they didn't realize, like,
once the well runs dry,
once they run out of money,
everyone's just going to leave the service
because if it's not doing what they
originally wanted it to do, which is I
see whatever movie I want every day, then what's the point of it?
And now everyone's leaving it.
And now it's falling apart.
Ralph, have you ever, have you ever been to the Alamo Draft House cinema?
I wish I had.
Oh, man, it's so good.
Yeah.
Have you guys seen the commercial on, or the ad that they posted on YouTube where they
literally just posted someone's angry voicemail because that got pissed at the theater
because they got kicked out for texting?
They literally just published that on YouTube as an ad.
like, yes, we will kick you out for texting during the movie.
Yeah, I've heard they're very strict.
Oh, it's so great.
I wish every theater was that strict of it.
They have, like, food and drink service throughout the entire movie.
And the way you order is you have, like, a little slip of paper on the table in front of you,
and you just stick it in a little slot.
And there's people that are attentively looking around the theater, like, not walking around the whole time.
like they're scanning with their eyes, I guess, for this little slip of paper.
And as soon as they see that it's there, they just grab it without saying a word, your orders on it, whatever, and then they leave.
And that's also the way you report people for, like, talking or texting during the movie.
You can be like, okay, this person in front of me is being a douchebag.
And so it's like, it doesn't disturb the movie.
The food is awesome.
It's such a, it's such a very well-polished experience.
And I wish we had those in Canada.
Yeah, I wish most theaters were like that
Yeah
One day I'll go
I've never even been to Texas
So
Who is it there
I'll go to the Alamo draft house
Yeah
It's in Austin right
Yeah there's like five of them in Austin
I don't know if they have any outside of Austin or not
I think they do
I think so too
Whatever
What's your
What's your favorite
Kind of like cinema experience Alex
Do you have anything kind of like
Interesting or special?
Um, there's a cool kind of one in London that's like, just shows sort of indie movies and classic films have been there a few times.
But it's not like nice like the Ammo Draft House or anything like that.
For the most part, most of our screenings here are like terrible like around me.
Like there's this one I avoid now because all the screens are dull.
Like they must not have changed the bulb for ages.
And you can see like smudges all over the screen and stuff.
So there's a good few years I just never bothered going
And now I've got a car I can go to like once in a wider area
But yeah
It's not I'm not impressed to be honest with the UK get your ad together man
Yeah there's so many different services
Not just including movies that I see in other countries where I think like
If you just got someone to do that in Canada or you know anywhere else
Like that could probably thrive
Yeah
You know, too bad I'm not like interested in opening my own business, you know,
past what I already own as my YouTube channel and shit.
Who knows?
That's what makes America great.
Maybe one day I'll just be like some sort of business investor, just toss in money
at people.
If you came to America, you should come to America.
We could do that together.
Go on Wall Street.
Yeah.
Start a business.
Do a bunch of Coke?
Do a bunch of Coke.
Quailudes?
Sex with a bunch of, you know, hookers and quailudes.
Yeah, you can't find quailudes anymore, I don't think.
Yeah, I wonder if somebody is able to recreate those.
Because those were like prescription sleep medication, right?
You'd think that like some, like...
Well, you'd have to figure out how it was made and then redo it.
I don't know if they give that info out.
No, you got...
I don't know.
You'd have to assume that some, like, chemist nerd
would be able to recreate those in some way.
You've got people creating all kinds of drugs.
Hold on.
I'll look it up for you.
I'll see if we can get some quailudes.
Yeah.
Let me go on the dark web.
Can you store me some quailudes, Ralph?
I gotcha. Dark web.
This conversation is not being recorded, is it?
It might be.
I think so.
Okay, good.
Hold on, let's show off the mics quick.
Yeah, I don't think you can find them.
I'll look. I'll look later.
Shit, the only thing on here is just a bunch of child porn.
Damn it.
That's what should have happened in unfriended Dark Web.
Yeah, that's really what do they think that Dark Web is?
It's mostly drug dealers.
see any drugs and child porn there
it was just a bunch of murder videos
yeah that's like 99
that's unrealistic right you would have to
assume is that assassination shit true
we're like oh you can get an assassin on
on the dark web
why the fuck would you
why would you do that
why do you trust like some random
stranger you find on the internet to kill
someone for you and like oh yeah just take the money
and he'll be dead and it's probably
a cop also
it's not very bright is it if any normal
person can access the dark web
so could a police officer.
Yeah, and they'd probably stage
sites like that.
Yeah, I don't know how it works.
You ever hear those horror stories from the dark web?
Most of them are like some creepy pasta
type shit where it's not real.
Clearly not real, but they try to play it off.
Like Slender Man, it's a scary place.
Yeah, I went on the dark web once and they
found my house, man.
It's like, give me a break.
Yeah, really scary stuff.
They're coordinated.
Have you guys used the dark?
dark web? Ever been on the dark web?
No. I do know people that order drugs from dark web, but...
Oh, yeah? Oh. Yeah. It's a very efficient service, apparently.
It sounds pretty efficient. It's like Amazon, I bet. Except they deliver fucking cocaine to your house.
Yeah. Whatever you want. I wanted it once for like a couple minutes. It's pretty boring.
Because you have to have like, you have to know the right addresses, right? I guess you got
meet people who have the sites that are hidden on the on the dark web yeah I don't know how
this shit works at all honestly I was just roaming around like I don't know how this
works so I'll just leave it to other people to do yeah I don't think the writers of
unfriended dark web knows how no how it works either it was like it was like a
fucking Minecraft video game app yeah I'm I'm surfing through the dark web I'm in this
dark tunnel here the graphics are great it's taking over
my desktop. Oh, no.
Yeah, and he's on the
dark web for like a half hour, and then
a half hour later, there's this elite
team of hackers trying to fucking
destroy him and kill him and destroy
his life. It's so dumb.
What a great movie. I've got my Slanderman
review coming out in the next
couple days. There's one thing about
the movie I forgot to mention in it
that I do want to mention
as
they're like doing their research on
the Slinger Man, and there's
this this like creepy montage of all this lore for the Slender Man.
They use a bunch of shittily drawn deviant art pictures and it's really funny.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Okay, you've just sold me on it.
Oh, it's really funny.
That's awesome.
It's one of those movies where like from the first five seconds you know it's going to be a dumpster fire.
Just like the acting alone is just like, whoa.
What am I watching?
I'm excited to see it.
You should, yeah, you guys should see it, honestly.
I love shitty horror movies.
like that. Still watch the bye-bye man.
Oh, you still watch it? Yeah, it's still funny. Wishapun too. That's the only making
video for that right now. The bye-by-man was like kind of boring for me. Wishapun I could see
like 20 times though. By-bye man, the novelty is they keep saying bye-bye man. That made me
laugh every time really hard and still does. But Wishapon, yeah, I agree. It's better movie.
Wishapun is like comedy gold. Wishapun's really funny.
her fucking dumb wishes
like you have seven wishes
and you can wish for anything
anything in the world
and she's like
I wish my dad would stop be so embarrassing
I'm like what the fuck
anything you can solve
you could like solve world hunger
world peace you could wish for anything
if you carefully worded your wishes
and just made a really long run on
sentence that could eliminate
any possibility of anything going
wrong you could come out of that
successfully.
You know?
But no, she doesn't do that either.
If you just had a really long sentence saying,
I wish for this as long as this and this don't happen and that nothing bad happens
to me and I'm happy and blah, blah, blah.
You know, like you, I don't know.
If the possibilities could be endless, I guess,
but she doesn't even fucking clue into the fact that everything is killing her friends.
She's the dumbest main character.
Yeah.
And she does the exact opposite of what you said.
It's like the end of the movie.
Yeah, her wording is like the most vague fucking like she's like, I don't know, I wish she would like rot or something.
It's like, what are you supposed to get out of that?
And luckily it worked out, but Jesus.
Not really.
Well, I guess not at the end.
Well, she wanted her like bully to rot and she rotted.
I guess it worked out.
Anyway, great movie.
Alex, sounds amazing.
You saw the Meg.
Right?
Yeah, you guys talk about the...
Damn straight.
I did see the Meg.
Best film of the year so far, in my opinion.
Incredible stuff.
10 out of 10?
Easily.
Easily.
No, of course, it's...
I was intrigued by the trailers, like, how far they were going to go.
Because I wasn't sure if it was...
Is this, like, self-aware?
No.
Because the trailers were marketed as if it might be, but new.
It really isn't.
I called it.
And I kind of made it a bit of...
funnier yeah they make it a bit funnier for me and again the good old British
audiences it was packed in there absolutely packed everyone was like ready for this
one and excited and of course no one laughs at the actual funny bits like it's so
bad it's funny bits they laugh at all the like garbage like terrible humor with
like the little girls like you want to fuck my mom kind of shit or dad or whatever
yeah kind of you remember and it's so lame oh no Jason Statham has
His shirt off.
Let me peek back in through the door and take another look.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It's pretty funny, I guess, at points.
She calls him crazy man.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
How cute.
Oh, it's so lame.
All these Chinese actors that you just can hardly understand because they can't
really speak English.
They needed translators.
Yeah.
And they only appeared in the film because this movie's made for China.
Yeah, the Chinese market.
But apparently it's a big hit here.
It's a big hit everybody.
It's a big hit everywhere.
I don't know.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah.
It's based on a novel, too.
It took a big bite out of the box office.
It's based on a novel?
Yeah, it's based on like a...
Apparently.
I guess a horror novel or something.
Yeah.
Really?
It was like a gruesome novel thing.
Whenever I've talked about it, people have, like, commented saying,
nah, it's based on a book, and the book's awesome or whatever.
I don't know.
I don't know if it is awesome or not, but they're a little...
details I've heard about the book, which sounds at least more interesting than what we ended up with.
But, ooh.
Whenever you read a book, you fill in a lot of it with what you want to imagine.
Yeah.
Right?
So, like, any book can be awesome to some extent.
Yeah.
You know, pretty much anything can be a New York Times bestseller.
It's all about how you adapted, dude.
Like, um, for Scump, that book sucked, apparently.
but people say the movie's great,
but people say the book sucked.
I found out after my review
that apparently they wanted it to be an R-rated film
and then the producers were like, nope,
and changed their minds
and got rid of anything that could be gruesome.
So all of the characters...
Yeah, well, do gruesome movies sell in China?
I don't think so.
Well, somebody commented,
I don't know if this is accurate,
but they commented saying that China apparently
doesn't even have like a ratings classification system,
so everything needs to be like,
a general audience kind of movie like good enough for kids and adults if you want to sell it in China
I don't know how true that is but their whole no ghosts no gaze policy is a real thing
did you like how it ended on um the sponge bob joke I don't even remember
the camera pans down into the ocean and then the word fin comes up on oh yeah that was cute
No one in the audience laughed, apart from me.
That's embarrassing.
That's really selling this.
I really want to see it.
Yeah, it is, it has surprisingly high production value.
It is the most expensive shark movie ever made, and I didn't realize that until after I watched it.
$150 million.
And you can tell no one gives a single fuck at all.
Like, the dialogue for Jason Statham, especially, like, he has no one-liners or anything.
There's a part where he's stuck in the ocean and the shark's coming for it and he's just like,
oh, I'm in trouble.
Yeah.
He's like the actual dialogue is on that level.
It's hilarious, that kind of shit.
Yeah.
I don't know why they didn't give him like flippers when they threw them in the water to chase the shark.
I don't know why the shark just hung out by the surface the whole time.
That's true, especially being like a deep water shark.
It made it a lot easier for him to chase it down, just swimming around.
But, I mean, didn't it come from, like, the bottom?
Didn't it come from, like, underneath the hydrogen layer?
Why would it be just hanging around the surface, the whole movie?
So they can have 100 million scenes where people are knocked off the boat,
and then they've got to swim, and you've got to guess who's going to get you in?
God, they do that so many times.
People don't really get eaten so much as they just get vored.
They all get comically swallowed whole.
But they were fine with showing the innocent whales being torn to shreds.
Of course, because they're not human beings.
It's fine.
That's hilarious, man.
That's like your average day in China.
Slaughtering animals.
True, yeah.
There's even that part where they, like, explode a whale.
And the guts go all over everyone.
And that's fine.
Yeah, of course, it's not a human.
It's fine.
Three to G.
There's one, like,
um
bloody arm that they find in the
in the water next to some sharks that have been
cut or whatever
remember that bit
now you're day yeah I don't know
it's very tame for a shark movie
I guess I would have to say
deep blue sea is better
if not just for that one scene
yeah you can just turn it off after that famous scene
just watch the one scene it's worth the whole movie
you didn't you didn't like it when Jason Statham
somehow clings on to the shark as it
launches out the water and then he like stabs it in the eye.
He's like 50 feet in the air.
There's a lot of ridiculous shit.
Spoilers, by the way.
I don't think it's possible to spoil this movie.
I don't think this is a movie you can spoil.
Watch how you talk about the plot.
I don't want you to remember it.
I was surprised they weren't setting up like a cinematic universe though.
That's what I was expecting.
I was waiting for it to be like, get ready for the meg.
Like all types of giant like fish and stuff are gonna be in this universe.
Yeah.
The squid escaped too.
Yeah.
That didn't make any sense.
Or at least a tease for a sequel.
Yeah, they're going to verse each other in the next one.
Giant Octopus versus Giant Megalodon.
Oh yeah, they can have like a Godzilla extended universe.
That's right.
Is anybody actually excited for the new Godzilla?
Oh, no.
No.
Is it like a sequel to that one from, what was it, 2013?
Yeah, 2014.
Yeah, it is.
And it's connected to the King Kong movie.
Now there's other Kaiju's.
Yeah, there's other Kaiju's.
I mean, that might be cool.
seen Godzilla fight.
Yeah, I mean, there's definitely a fan base for that.
A couple of minutes.
There's people who jerk off to, like,
Kaiju shit, you know?
Yeah.
Like, both literally and metaphorically.
I've seen a lot of the Godzilla movies,
and I just don't like them.
So, that's not a fan base, I really...
If you remove the satire angle,
like, to me, it's so boring, you know?
Yeah, Godzilla?
Yeah, with Godzilla, like...
The ones where they fully embrace
that it is, like, a satire.
They're the ones I like.
It's like that Godzilla from 2014 or whatever.
Yeah, I think both can work.
I think both can work.
It's just, you got to do it well.
Like the one where he's like fighting Jet Jaguar with his son, that's a great Godzilla movie.
I forgot the name of that one.
It might be a son of Godzilla.
But then there's like the serious one, the original, 1955.
And like that's, that works too.
What about the Roland Emmerich Godzilla, 1998?
That one's one of the worst.
first ones.
Hell yeah.
That was a great comedy.
It's a great comedy.
I can't even agree with you there.
I barely remember it.
Yeah, you don't remember it.
Yeah, it's,
I've seen it like four times,
but I can't remember anything about it.
I've seen it four times.
Did you guys see Shin Godzilla?
I did.
I thought that was great.
That was one from a couple years ago, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was the best ones.
Yeah, it was interesting.
I love Shin Godzilla.
It was so interesting.
It had really cool special effects.
Mm-hmm.
And it was a cool comment on like,
how the military takes too long to solve any issue or I guess Japan.
That's what I like that one knew.
Yeah, because they would like Godzilla would be almost attacking a building and they were like going to shoot a missile at him.
But it took like 20 minutes to get the approvals from all the different generals and the helicopter pilot.
And then by the time they got the approval, the building was destroyed.
It's great.
I love that.
So I highly recommend Shin Godzilla.
I love when the actors were speaking English, but they clearly do.
didn't understand what they were saying.
And it was just repeating what a translator said.
It's not good.
I felt that's like how everyone who spoke English in that movie talked like they didn't
understand what they were saying.
It was really bad.
But if you ignore that, I mean, it's pretty good.
Pretty good movie.
So Alex recently saw a film that Ralph and I both have seen called Under the Skin.
And I think, I don't know, is it worth?
discussing you want to give your
yeah it's a
it's a dense movie to talk about so there's
you're dense you can't get to everything
burn yeah I'm pretty dense too
but um not as dense as under
the skin yeah somehow
missed it it's been out for a very long time
now what 2013
2014 um
okay 2014 um yeah
I did start watching it once but
for some reason just stopped um I don't know why
so when I put it on the other day I was like
amazed by it I thought it was
spectacular movie all around
like a very unique thing
a new perspective and like filmmaking
for me so happy to hear that
because I love it too
it's not listed like on IMDB as being
a horror movie
oh yeah I don't know why but
what is it under then
romantic comedy it says drama sci-fi thriller
um okay
and I can see maybe if it was just like
the third act you were looking at maybe
you could remove the horror bit but that
at first like act
where it's just this like creature
and they just don't explain anything
and it's a pure mystery
and you're just trying to figure out
what's going on.
It's terrifying, man.
There's this certain shot
that actually sent tingles down my spine
it was so terrifying to me.
You probably know which one it is
you can remember.
Without spoiling anything.
Yeah, it would be more specific.
It's just, it reveals kind of what's happening.
Yeah, yeah.
It reveals what's happening
to the people she's kind of luring in.
Yeah, that's an iconic scene.
That's probably the scariest scene.
Yeah.
Legitimately horrifying.
Yeah, that frighten me more than anything I've seen in a long time.
So just for that alone.
Apparently, the original source material explains a lot about what the motivations are,
what's happening beyond that point, et cetera, et cetera.
Exactly.
Yeah, I don't want to know either.
That's another example of how you adapt.
material and like what information not just including but what information you leave out is very important
yeah that book is entirely different from the movie yeah what i understand because that book is like
it's not even a comment on like humanity and the alien wanting to become human like in the movie it's a
totally different arc the only thing that's the same is the basic premise which is scrohaw hansson's an
alien who uh wants to suck up men in a giant black void
Yeah, less certainly was more with this one.
Yeah.
I also really liked afterwards I was reading about it,
and all the scenes where Scarlett Johansson is going around, like, talking to people,
it was all of like secret hidden cameras, yeah.
Which is super impressive for an actress.
That's very impressive because I was thinking while watching it,
where did they find these people?
It seems so natural, so real.
Why can't I understand them?
Yeah, I love that element of it, too.
We can barely fucking.
Any subtitles.
Well yeah, they were like kind of mumbling and oh it was really hard to hear now I understand what they're saying
I could a Scottish accent I'm a bit more used to hearing Scottish accents I guess like the fifth time I've seen it
I got the I got the accents down but yeah bus driver toward the third act of the movie I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying
is that your impersonation of a Scottish accent Ralph that's literally my impersonation of that bus driver in the fucking movie and if you want to pull up a clip of
him that's exactly how he talks you want to say real words you've never sounded more
American no he wasn't saying real words I swear to God no you try saying real words in a
Scottish accent I want to hear this oh I need real words to say you're you just
said some real words say some more real words okay this is
I'm I've been burgundy I didn't say any real words throughout the entire thing
whenever you just know you just said some real words you just have to do it with a
Scottish accent.
With the Scottish accent?
Yeah, like you just did real words right there.
Continue speaking real words.
You know what?
I'm not going to do the Scottish accent.
Oh, forget it.
It could have been so good.
No.
Don't let people down.
I got to master it.
I got to master it.
But that's part of the fun.
That's what you're getting.
Part of, I want to go to part of what Alex said.
This movie is like everything.
It's like a mix of everything.
It's every genre.
It's horror.
It's horror.
It's soccer.
It's a little romance.
It's a little found footage.
Borat style fucking going around
the city and like
just picking up random people.
And like Scarlett Johansson, which is,
you could tell her character was like putting on this performance.
And then once the men would leave,
she would just switch back off and turn all emotion off.
I love that about her performance in this.
It's one of the best performances I've ever seen.
It's really brave.
And she really showed that like she could
take on any role.
she really wanted to.
She's given so much to work with in terms of like this is a character that starts off as a
kind of really powerful figure, but gradually shows more vulnerability as the film goes on,
you know, and weakness.
Well, as she watches, observes humanity, she falls in love with it, I guess, somewhat.
And she wants to become a part of it.
And sadly, she can't.
But I guess you've only seen it once, right, Alex?
Yeah, yeah, any once.
So, so like, what did you get out of it?
it the first time.
To me, the whole thing seemed to be sort of a subtext for how society treats like a
woman.
Yeah.
Like women to me.
It was going through all of the ways, like, different types of men can treat women and
what they can give back, you know?
Like at the beginning to me, that was sort of a, like a power play thing where some
women have to put on this, like, farcical, strong thing to try and manipulate men.
it gradually shows like a different perspective of like actual compassion with someone and then
the complete inverse at the end yeah the disabled guy yeah exactly and then yeah it's a complete
inverse where all that power is like stripped away i thought it was all about kind of like the
the sexual dynamic between men and women um i don't know if you guys took that away too but
i took it as that too yeah one's role in society how like that this this man's always in charge of her
and having to keep her on a leash, basically.
Yeah, she's being pimped out.
Alien pimped.
And, yeah, that was interesting too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fascinate a film all around.
I really enjoy it.
Is there anything that you didn't like about it?
It's the kind of thing where it is so out there at the beginning.
There can be little splashes of frustration as you're just trying to figure out what's going on.
But by the end, all of that was eliminated once I kind of figured out the overarching,
story so I wouldn't even call that complaint really I thought it was pretty flawless I found the beach
scene to be just a tad convenient for my tastes that was a little weird just like the timing
of just like oh this is going to happen right while I'm standing here sort of thing and I get that
that's not the point of the scene and I understand like it's about you know especially the camera
work during that scene I find it's very purposeful and how it's it's at a distance the entire time
It kind of plays into this idea of her being detached from the species
and you kind of see people like ants in a way.
And I value the scene for what we get out of it,
but I feel like it was just a tad convenient logistically.
Okay.
This kind of thing doesn't bug me, so.
No, I don't have that issue either.
I feel like that character just naturally going around all of Scotland
would eventually stumble across something similar to,
that. I mean, I know it's a little insane what happens.
Yeah, I guess we don't know how much time is past. Yeah, you don't really know how much time
has passed, like two people drown and then the baby's left behind. It's like ridiculous, but
I, oh man, I fully appreciate that. That shot of the baby at night is awesome. Oh, yeah,
that's a great, that's a great fucking shot. There's a lot of great shots in this. Um,
cinematography is great. Oh, yeah. What'd you guys think, what'd you guys think of the woman in the
beginning? Who do you think that is? Right. You can have to remind me.
that the motorcyclist picks up out of the woods.
Remember that?
That's like, like Scarletcher Hansen takes the clothes off of her.
Yeah, I think that that was a human being whose form she wound up stealing.
I feel like that was just like...
I thought it was like the previous version of her.
Possibly.
Or like another alien.
That's what I always took it as.
Yeah, that's also possible.
Going back to that cycle of like female oppression where it's just like women, the man's,
just, you know, takes that woman out and puts another woman in her place and it's this
constant cycle of oppression.
I don't want to talk about this movie without mentioning the soundtrack because it is one of the
best scores for a film, I would say.
Ever.
Very disturbing and creepy on its own.
The score itself is just, it, it, you don't even need the visuals to go along with it to feel
what the score is communicating.
Yeah, absolutely.
It really compliments and emphasizes the visuals.
Because it's like, not only are you hearing sounds that you've never heard before,
but you're seeing things that you've never seen before.
You know, they don't contradict each other in any kind of way.
And this whole sense of unfamiliarity, if that's a word,
is really necessary for the experience of this film.
in the sense that, like, as human spectators watching the film,
it's important that we don't understand everything that we're seeing
and that everything feels alien to us
and that we don't have a grip on it.
Because why would we?
The way they do that is by being minimalist rather than the exact opposite,
which is how sci-fi is always going.
Which is, oh, make a big fucking metal ship.
Lots of wires, title cards.
And this movie has none of that.
Her ship is a fucking black void.
and when you leave it that ambiguous,
your mind races with all kinds of, you know.
I mean, it's ambiguous to even if it's like an alien or not,
or even if it's just kind of creature or a ligureoleonic or anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't wait to watch it again.
I have a friend who, like, isn't scared by any movie
and they're going through all these horror films trying to find one that actually scares them.
And this might be the one, I don't know.
Yeah, this is a strange one.
It's a horror movie that understands, too,
that you need to be strange to be fucking scary.
Mm-hmm.
You need to do things that no one's ever seen before.
Show things we haven't seen before.
There's a fear of the unknown, right?
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
And this movie takes full advantage of it.
That's why the concept of having, you know, a killer behind a mask or, you know,
just not showing the Babadook for the first half of the movie is like that's the most effective part.
You know, when you leave things up to people's imagination, they'll fill it in with whatever scares them the most.
or not fill it in with anything and just be terrified because they don't know what it is.
I feel like that's one of the more effective ways of approaching the horror genre.
Absolutely.
Great movie.
I love it.
I love it more than anything.
I love it more than my dog.
Would you both give it a 10 out of 10?
Yeah.
Yeah, I would.
My affection is only going to grow probably for it as I see it more.
Yeah.
It's a movie you just keep thinking about.
I would give it probably an 8.
Motherfucker.
I almost filled the bingo card with a seven, but I think I'll give it an eight.
Yeah, I think it deserves an eight.
Did we want to go into the film discussion?
Yeah, that's about as much as we can say about under the skin without spoiling.
Yeah, just watch it if you haven't.
Yeah, I mean, I'd love to talk about it one day without spoilers, but that conversation could go on for hours, I feel.
So it has in the past for me.
All right.
There was a film last episode that was recommended by Ralph the movie maker called Punch Drunk Love directed by PTA, Paul Thomas Anderson.
Paul Thomas Anderson.
If you don't want to be spoiled for this film, then go watch it, come back and listen to this shit.
It's a great movie, so we're going to spoil the shit out of it.
Adam Sandler's in it.
How can it not be good?
Yeah, when he farted, that was hilarious.
Yeah, that was. I love that.
Anyway, Punch Drunk Love is a movie about a man named Barry.
He's an awkward.
I got the sense that he was mildly autistic somewhat.
Or had some sort of issue.
Some social disability.
Yeah, some social disability.
And he falls in love with some woman who's a friend of his sister.
And while that's going on, he's also trying to get a bunch of pudding so he can
get frequent flyer miles and while that's going on he's also uh getting scammed by some phone sex
line uh so what did you guys think of punch drunk love i thought it was awesome i thought it was awesome too
i enjoyed it immensely yeah it was very good around i'm glad you guys enjoyed it i i used to love
this movie i don't know if i love it as much as i used to maybe it's just because i'm used to it
and i've gotten used to the magic of it okay but i mean it's still such a good
movie and it's so well made and acted and written.
Yeah, I, uh, I, I, I feel like this is the most I've seen Adam Sandler care about the
character he's playing.
He's genuinely great in this movie.
Yeah, he is.
Paul Thomas Anderson took like the stereotypical Adam Sandler character and kind of put him in
real life and put him in like real social situations.
And like, when you have a character like that in real life, it's so, it's so uncomfortable.
like no one laughs in him
everyone's just like oh what a fucking weirdo
and I love that
I love that they got Adam Sandler
to play this character
because he adds so much to it
yeah it was a risky move
too though
considering like Adam Sandler's history
you know
and in a role like that
where you know
to quote
Tropic Thunder
you never go full
retard or whatever
like he really could have
gone overboard with it
and made it sort of farcicle
but he really did sell it
to me it was that point
where he says that he cries all the time
and he just starts crying there.
That really sold it to me from there
and I was fully in to his character from that point on.
I totally agree with you.
And there's this vulnerability that, like,
Adam Sandler brings to his roles always,
even in his stupid, bad comedies.
But him bringing that to this
made Barry's such a likable character,
even though he has anchor issues
and even though there's a lot about him
that isn't very likable.
And a lot of other roles,
he's playing kind of like a pompous,
overconfident jackass that, you know,
despite having some
vulnerabilities, yeah, I guess not every role.
Like, you know, there's like,
little Nikki and, he was treated like shit.
Other happy Gilmore, I guess.
But, yeah, I feel like this is a really good example of,
I wish I could remember who the fuck said this,
but I think it was some director.
It might have been Hanukkah.
I have no idea.
But somebody said that anyone can act
as long as you give them the right role.
I don't know if I've said this on the podcast before.
if I said this to my friend after watching it.
But this is a really good example of that,
where it's like if you cast someone as a character
that they can reasonably pull off,
then they can do, you know,
then it's so much more convincing.
Like, this is something where,
as soon as I see him performing this character,
I'm like, oh, yeah, this totally works.
Like, this is totally something that Adam Sandler can do, you know?
Yeah, and his stupid blue suit.
I love that.
He never changed his clothes once the whole movie.
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
I like the contrast when he goes out on a date with the blue suit and I think it was a red dress.
Yeah, red dress.
But like just very solid colors that are kind of complementary in a way, just each taking up one part of the screen.
Very pretty movie.
Lots of blue, lots of vibrant colors.
shot it on film, anamorphic lenses.
It looks very like a classic Hollywood movie.
And I guess he's kind of poking fun at that a bit
by having strange characters inhibit this romantic comedy, basically.
But at the end of the day, that's what it is.
It's a kind of cheesy romantic comedy that's told really well.
Did you feel as though some of the visuals were a bit over-exposed?
No, because Paul Thomas Anderson does that a lot.
He just likes the glow.
Like you can see when Barry's in his garage.
Like, there's that glow.
There's a lot.
There's more of that in this movie than anything else.
Yeah, he took it like to the extreme with this.
But, I mean, you see it.
You see it in his other stuff.
This is a weird movie in like Paul Thomas Anderson's catalog.
Because he has like this first half of his career where his movies are very like energetic and exuberant.
And then he has the second half.
like there will be blood and everything after that that's much more mature.
Phantom thread, like definitely much more restrained and en-mannered than something like Boogie N-Nights, right?
And Punch Drunk Love is like one of the last movies that he made that was like that before going into, you know, there will be blood and doing movies like that.
And it's really good.
So you mentioned you didn't love it anymore.
Do you have any more reasoning apart from just for T-Ref?
of seeing it too many times or because I was kind of with you like I really enjoyed it but
I'd heard from people that yeah this is the best Paul Thomas Anderson movie which I didn't
quite feel at all I thought it was like a very very articulate take like just perfectly
mastered with all the every element of the film being very artful but at the end of the day
didn't leave too much of an impression on me
After it was over, I didn't really think about it too.
Yeah, that was it too.
I felt like, oh, that was fun rather than getting anything out of it.
I feel like I got a lot out of it.
Yeah?
Well, we can debate that, but I also feel that the style...
It's not a debate. It's my experience.
I'm not going to argue with you over whether or not I got something out of it.
I'll convince you it wasn't a good experience.
Sorry, go on.
No, no problem.
But, God, what was I going to say?
Fuck. Anyway, Adam, say what you were going to say about it?
I feel like a lot of it resonates with me on an emotional level.
I love character studies.
I love seeing interesting characters.
But mostly, like, I feel so much from this movie just because of, like, the anxiety that it kind of puts me through.
And, like, the mental abuse that he's being subjected to from his siblings constantly.
and like they're always fucking putting him down and I'm just like it breaks my fucking heart when this guy isn't really doing anything to them and they're they're just constantly bullying him the entire fucking movie and you well there's nothing that he does to deserve it like yeah he's a weird guy yeah he doesn't handle his emotional issues as well as you know an average human being but I mean they they clearly are a
abusing him and that that bothers me.
That's what makes PTA a great director,
because every element of the movie is meant to make you feel anxious,
this social anxiety that he always feels.
The music is constantly like blaring this,
John Brian.
Yeah, the camera works constantly moving.
And I do think he takes it a little too far to where it becomes annoying sometimes,
his style.
but like most of the movie
I think it was really effective
showing how how
constant
Barry's anxiety is
speaking of the music
this type of score
is something that
I feel like we've seen
echoes of in films
like Cresia
or there was another one that kind of like
ripped off the score of Cresia
but like there's kind of a
we've seen
similar vibes of this soundtrack.
I haven't seen anything like
this soundtrack in 2002 though.
This seems like completely
new for its time in terms
of a film score at least.
Yeah, I felt that way about it too. I love the
score for this. I think it's great.
So chaotic.
Yeah, so chaotic. Again,
you gotta feel anxious like Barry does.
So it's all these weird fucking
drums and noises.
I don't even know what it was most of it.
Very energetic. It sounded cool. I love.
it yeah I thought you guys nailed the biggest strength of the film with um it just totally puts you in the head of Adam Sandler's character you feel everything he feels there's that great line where he says it's probably the best line in the film I'd say something like I don't know if there's anything wrong because I don't know how other people are yeah and I think that's the same scene where he breaks down or whatever um that completely sold me and there's that other like really effective scene um in his
office where he's juggling like three or four different things and the music's building and it's just
so like awkward and uncomfortable and the way it's shot like it it just makes you feel that horrible
overwhelming thing that he's going through as soon as you mentioned that it just it just reminded me of
when he you know he like you can tell that this this character has so many difficulties
is opening up to people and that he keeps himself so fucking restrained despite going through
very serious emotional issues himself
and this figure in his life that he thinks like
okay you're a doctor you might have some sort of connections
I can trust that you'll be confidential about this
and the next fucking day you know like his sister comes in
he tells me that you cry all the time
and that you're having difficulties he's like oh fuck
that pisses me off that infuriates me
she says it out loud at work too
yeah loud in front of everybody
the instant he he opens up
decides to trust somebody and it's just shot right back down.
That pisses me on.
And that's why he's constantly anxious in social directions.
It's terrible.
Because you know shit like that happens all the time.
Yeah.
I empathize with that a lot.
It makes it so effective when he finally catches his break.
You know, that moment where he does get the girl.
And from there, he basically becomes Superman.
You know, like I don't know if you guys have heard that Superman theory.
I have heard the theory.
I want to talk about that with you.
It's actually very...
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's very interesting.
So there's a theory that the whole movie is a retelling of Superman and Barry is Superman.
And the sisters are like kryptonite.
That's why they're always dressed in green.
And I guess,
that's kind of funny.
Oh,
and he's like blue and red.
Yeah,
he's always in the blue suit.
That's kind of funny.
He's collecting free air miles so he can fly anywhere he wants.
Oh, that's so funny.
And he has super strength too.
Yeah,
it's the super strength and he basically flies when he's running away from the brothers.
Yeah.
There's that part that has the unbreakable plunger, right?
And he breaks it, and that's supposed to show that he has super strength.
Well, there's other instances, too, where he, like, punches people.
But that's the first thing.
It is.
That's awesome.
Once you, like, hear the theory and hear all the evidence to support it, you're like,
oh, that's actually very cool.
I wonder.
Not bad at all.
If that's intentional.
Yeah.
You'd have to think in some way.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I don't know.
And even Barry's, like, an outsider, which is obviously different from Superman, how,
why they're outsiders.
but he feels like this outcast
right? Yeah, he feels alien to his own planet.
Yeah, fucking PTA.
That's really cool.
Brilliant.
Five out of five.
Did you have any problems with it, guys?
Speaking of?
The overexposure
kind of got to me a bit
like the glow of the, you know,
I mean, it did seem a little
obnoxious at points.
The only other thing that I could
really say I noticed and kind of took me out of the movie is like when he accidentally goes
at the fire exit and it was like a stock sound effect that played that it was like the phone alarm
one of the most common stock sound effects I'm like yeah you probably should have used a different
thing I don't know that's just a thing of the time like 2002 that came out right so how are they
supposed to know that iPhone would use that same exact sound as the alarm years later that's true
It's just unfair
That's where I've heard it then
Yeah
It's like oh well
What are you gonna do
I wouldn't take off points for that
It was mainly like
I'm not gonna take off points
Because I didn't enjoy things
Because I really enjoyed it
And I think it's one of the best
Romantic comedies ever made
But it's not like this
Substantief
It changed my life
Kind of movie
It's just a good movie
It's just a solid movie
I could classify this
I know we're kind of having
This debate in a previous episode
I could
fairly, I feel, classify this as a romantic comedy more so than I could, Eternal Sunshine.
I feel like this is more of a romantic comedy than Eternal Sunshine for sure.
Yeah, well this is a beat-for-beat romantic comedy.
He just took the corny characters out and added them, you know, some weird fuckers that he usually puts in movies.
So, I don't know.
What was your favorite part of the movie?
Huh
His breakdown in the bathroom
I think that's the best scene
Yeah
And I love how overblown the audio was
It was super super loud
Like it was peaking
They probably lowered it like later on
But it sounds like it's peeking
In the bathroom
And just that again
Made me feel that social anxiety
That he always feels
It was really effective
And then they get kicked out of the restaurant
And then they just have that quiet walk back to the car
That's really sweet.
I really liked when he was finally having a go with his sister on the phone in that busy
Oh, yeah.
That was a great bit of release.
Yeah.
That was my favorite.
That scene starts out funny, but it kind of gets like, you get so fucking mad that you're like, Jesus Christ.
Even the sister's like, yeah, calm down.
I'm totally different.
Yeah, I agree.
You can, you can very clearly see like everything that's been building up that he's had to let go.
He says, I'll fucking kill you.
Do you want that?
So great.
You understand perfectly the baggage of this relationship with his sister.
It's not just like, I'm angry at you right now.
It's like, you've been doing this every fucking day of my life, and I don't deserve this.
I love it.
I love seeing him explode in that way because there's context to understand and justify him doing that.
Yeah.
Whereas a lot of, you know, any other comments.
comedy movie would just have someone explode
like that because like, ha ha ha, he's an asshole or something like that.
But this is something where it's like, yeah,
you would explode if you've been treated this way
for your whole fucking life and never had a break.
That's why I love that scene.
Because like, again, like you said Adam,
if it was a comedy scene, it would be,
the yelling would be played off for comedic effect.
He would say like silly things.
But Adam Sandler is genuinely fucking furious
and he's having a breakdown on the,
phone which I guess makes it even funnier because it's like what actually would happen but you mentioned
the sound design Ralph in the in the bathroom being very loud um now I don't know if this is just my
setup or whatever but um for the first like 10 minutes I had to keep turning the volume down and
up because there were some moments that were just so loud it was deafening me it's just the mix
yeah that always bugs me with like christina movies where you have constantly having to change the
volume because they...
Yeah, it's all these...
Whenever they release a movie on DVD,
they mix movies, they sound mixed
movies to be played in a theater, and they never
mix it for DVD ever.
So when you get the DVD of these fucking
movies, it's just like, the dynamic
range is ridiculous. Some of it's way too
loud, some of it's way too soft, and some
movies fix it for DVD, but
most of them don't, and it's really annoying.
But I wouldn't hold that against the movie.
My, uh, my favorite
scene was the
scene where he calls the phone
sex line for the first time.
That's a fucking great scene.
Not only is like the performance great,
not only is the pacing great,
but I think, I mean, like,
I've only seen it once,
but I think it was all one shot.
I think that was one of the oners in this movie.
I don't think it was one shot,
but it felt,
it flowed so well.
I don't think so.
I feel like a lot of it was a really long shot.
Yeah.
There were lots of really long takes,
but as soon as I noticed it,
it continued being one shot.
And I feel like, I don't know.
I feel like most of it was just one long shot.
And I love...
Yeah, you're probably right.
Because it keeps showing different parts of the table.
Yeah.
I love his like nervous pacing as he's doing it.
I love how he closes his blinds and locks the door just for calling this phone sex line where
he's not even saying anything sexual.
He just, you know, is looking for some sort of connection in this lonely world of his.
And yet he's still embarrassed by it and he's still...
ashamed to do it.
Yeah, I love that too.
I love the blocking of that scene.
Like he was saying, he kept pacing around the room.
A boring bad director would just have him sit in a chair and read off the scene.
But he's constantly, like, he starts in the kitchen, and he goes to the door, like he said,
and he goes to the table for a little bit, and then he gets back up.
It's fucking great.
A very energetic movie in many different ways.
It went by so fast.
Oh, yeah.
Did you guys feel that?
Yeah, he was over in, like, no time.
I was like, wow, for like less than an hour long.
I love when he's arguing with Philip Seymour Hoffman, and the argument's basically over.
And then Philip Seymour Hoffman just decides, like, I want to get the last word in.
And he says, now get the fuck out of here, pervert.
And then he comes back, and he's like, why did I tell you?
And then Philip Seymour Hoffman says, that's that.
And just like, I'm pushing out, but like, I need to have the last word in an argument.
There's so many people that do it, too.
When you see people like, making at each other, it's just like, the thing's over, but it's
like, I have to have the last word.
I just find that's so true to like normal human interaction of just people bitching at each other.
Yeah.
Have you guys seen the weird Adam Sandler, Paul Tom Sanderson short that they, I don't know if it's
a company or what?
It's like a two-minute idiot.
It was like left over footage from the movie.
Called the couch or something?
Yeah.
Very, very strange.
I don't remember much about it.
But I think I watched that before the movie.
It's just, it's like, it's silent apart from a bunch of like sound effects.
It's just Adam Sandler farting and like sitting in chair.
I think it's supposed to be like a mockery of, um, the stuff he normally does.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's very strange.
Okay.
Yeah, cool.
I was thinking of the other one.
There's one called, um, Blossoms and Plessoms and,
blood, which is the leftover footage
from this movie editing together
with John Bryan music, yeah.
But that sounds fucking great.
The couch one. There's only like
two minutes long, so...
Maybe you'd recommend it for next week.
Two minute long movie?
Not much to say, but yeah.
I mean, you never know.
I love when he's
on vacation or in Hawaii, I guess.
And he
politely calls his
extortionists. Like,
Sorry to bother you
That's gonna be out of town
I'm gonna
Yeah
Like being so fucking polite to them
It's like I think that this is illegal
And I might have to get the police involved
If you don't give me my money back
So you should give that back to me
And I'll be back by this time
And I'll meet you then
It's really funny
Yeah
That's great
You know what I really like was that
Car crash towards the end
The way that was edited way
It was just silent apart from the breathing
if you remember.
Oh yeah.
I love that.
That was a really interesting
technique that I just haven't seen before.
Yeah, it was really well executed.
Even the car crash in the beginning
was really well done.
It was just like super quiet
and then the fucking loud car crash.
Yeah, that's when I noticed like my...
Yeah, that's when you noticed.
Yeah, the same thing happened with me.
I do...
That is one of those things that I...
That does feel like kind of a
cheap presentation in a way
when there's a vehicle
that's clearly
coming towards him
but you don't notice it until the last second
only because they remove the audio
of the vehicle coming towards him
or they add in the audio of the vehicle
abruptly when that's not
how it works in real life, you know?
They did that at the end of unfriended.
It's a small nitpick kind of thing.
Yeah, it's a movie.
But it reminds me it's a movie.
Yeah, this movie's not realistic.
It reminds me it's a movie.
But this whole movie reminds you
it's a movie.
No, I wouldn't say so.
It's never realistic.
Or I guess the characters are somewhat flawed.
I wouldn't say realistic.
They're still a little comical, but yeah, nothing about this movie's realistic.
It's all over the top Hollywood-ish presentation.
I guess so.
I didn't have that issue.
It's quite comical.
I really love the silhouette shot when they meet and kiss in Hawaii.
Yeah.
I thought that that was really sweet.
Really fitting.
It was really good looking.
good, it's a good date movie.
It's just hang out of your girlfriend or boyfriend,
watch a movie.
Yeah.
Totally.
That's kind of where it ends for me though.
Like it doesn't have that greater effect.
Yeah.
It leaves me thinking.
That's what it ends for me too.
But it just doesn't leave me with that.
You know, like something like under the skin where it's like that left an impression.
I can be thinking about that one.
That's a very different.
Of course there are.
You know what I mean?
A lot of the movies we've left or even something like happiness,
which has a lot of like awkward character.
characters and stuff. That left me with more of a profound effect because that film made me
laugh a lot. I would say the opposite. Really? This left me with much more of an impression than
happiness did. Really? Yeah. I think happiness is going for something a little more challenging.
Yeah, which is why I appreciate it more than this, which isn't, it's not trying to be challenging at all.
It's just trying to be a good movie. It's trying to be a good entertaining movie. And it totally
succeeds. There's just so much depth and detail when it comes to how the characters are
presented in this film. It's so meticulous in that sense. His date starts telling a story
that his sister told her and you can see this like nervous little tick, you know, he like jerks
himself like you can tell immediately like that it's getting under his skin without it being like
super exaggerated.
You know, it still feels super realistic that this is a person who's probably somewhat autistic
and has emotional issues that he's holding back from people.
And you just see this like these little, these little moments where it's piercing through
as he's trying to hold it back.
And I just, I love it so much.
And he would just walk with just uncertainty, you know, how like, just like, it's just like,
character like that would walk. There was points
where he would just start running and
then he would lose confidence in himself like
oh why am I running? I could just walk there and he'd like
walk again. There were
funny stuff like that that people I know
who are like him do totally
do shit like that.
Yeah, what really caught me off guard I guess
is that this isn't just a great
performance for Adam Sandler.
Like this is a great performance period.
Yeah. This is a legitimately
fantastic performance.
Yeah. And I think everyone's
great in this movie. It's just Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler steals the show.
Philip Seymour Hoffin's fucking great in this too. Yeah, he's brilliant. I mean,
he's not in a lot, but he's, he's the best. He always does his best. Did you notice that
his girlfriend is the replacement Hazel from Senectekee, New York? Yeah, I did.
Yeah. Replacement Hazel. I haven't seen her in much. I've seen her in like two things.
What's her name? I don't remember her name.
Oh
Isn't it Emily Watson?
Yeah, I think so
Something like that
I don't know what else I've seen her
She's great in this as well
She's fantastic
Yeah Emily Watson
She's in Kingsman
Oh
Well I didn't watch that
It sucked
Don't even watch it
Yeah I'm not planning on it
Yeah you don't need
And water horse
She's in water horse
Okay, cool
Great
I gotta recommend that one day.
There's that scene where she calls the front desk for him after he left.
Just to say, like, I really felt like kissing you, by the way.
He runs around for like 10 minutes trying to come back to her.
Yeah, trying to find her apartment again.
Oh, it's so good.
It's like, it's so endearing.
Yeah.
This movie left a huge impression on me.
I really loved it.
Good.
Oh, I'm glad you liked it.
Did you find it funny at all?
Yeah.
At any point.
Kind of very funny.
Yeah.
Really?
Okay.
Oh, you didn't?
I never, I didn't think I laughed like once.
Because you're British.
I thought it was cute.
I thought it was cute and quirky the whole time.
Actually, you know, I think I laughed once when he was on the phone to his sister screaming.
Fucking yelling at his.
Yeah, that bit got me.
You didn't laugh when he beat up those guys?
No.
I found it more, I found it more endearing and cute and quirky than...
Okay.
overtly funny. I thought, I don't know. It just didn't, on a humorous level, really gel with me.
I thought it was the other parts, how honest it kind of was with its characters was what I was
attaching myself to more than the humor. What do you think was the purpose of the harmonium,
like that small piano thing? He kept coming back to it. It was like his comfort. It's like the only
comfort he got in life. He just felt like at peace around it. And again, the
people who have the Superman theory say that's like the fortress of solitude. That's like his,
his office is his safe space, you know, his like lair, which is cool.
Yeah.
Was that instrument not in the soundtrack at all or something?
No, I think it was.
Would have to listen again.
Yeah, it is. It is. It totally is, because I've listened to it before. It has that instrument in it.
Yeah, I've forgotten what it's called already because it's not.
Harmonium.
What did you say, harmonium?
That's the one, yeah, harmonium.
Yeah, I just remember.
but I was reading about it afterwards.
He was just obsessed with the instrument and knew
he wanted to have it in his next film.
And it just happened to be this one.
Oh, that's great.
That was the main reason he put it in.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
There's a piano in the street.
That's like the real life reason.
Yeah.
And I love that.
It just fucking pops up on the street.
And he's like, should I take it?
Yeah.
Sure.
And that's how the movie starts.
I do think the movie takes a little while to get going, too.
Well, yeah.
The first 20 minutes are pretty, pretty aimless.
It's before the soundtrack kicks in.
Yeah, from before, yeah.
As soon as the soundtrack kicks in, it's like nonstop.
Before that point, I wasn't really sure what movie it was going to be,
but as soon as the soundtrack happened, I'm like, oh, it's this.
Crazy.
Yeah, I'd agree with that.
And even still, it was something new.
Yeah.
Is that all we have to say about Punch Drunk Love?
I guess.
I think we've discussed a lot.
I mean, there isn't that that much greater to discuss apart from just like bits we liked,
and that's why my biggest issue with it.
everything about it's like very deliberate very thoughtful like every element of it is like a 10 out of 10 on its own but um on like a personal level it's just it's definitely not my favorite one of his films that I've seen um oh yeah or I'd say yeah for as far as for what it was going for it's definitely as you said one of the better romantic comedies that exists um but you know it doesn't leave me with much more after that
why do you hate everything so so oh no man nice one nice got him does that mean you hate yourself
okay anyway I think this movie's great for what it is super entertaining it's not trying
to change cinema it's just a good movie I give it four out of five nice Alex did you
I give it the same yeah four out of five yeah I forgot to get it I did I get the same though
I would give it a 9 out of 10.
Ah, all right.
Almost the same.
Did you guys, like, I watch like most things with subtitles.
I feel like I get a lot more out of it.
This is one of those movies where there were some like mumbling conversations as well
that like the subtitles very clearly translated and I feel like I might not have picked up on a couple of the lines.
if they weren't on.
So like when he shows up to the party at his sisters
and like as soon as he's
opening the door they're
talking about that like
oh yeah we used to call him gay and he would hate it
like they repeat the line after
but it brings a lot of context to him like
doing this like almost OCD
like open the door, nope go back out
open the door, no they're still talking about it
and it's just like hearing that right away
brought a lot to it I feel
or you know seeing the subtitles
right away also.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
I normally try to avoid subtitles because I don't like it when lines are spoiled before they're finished.
Yeah, me too.
I find it distracting.
I'm usually just looking at the text and not the frame.
I'm not distracted at all by.
Unless it's foreign, then I don't care.
Hmm.
All right.
That's fair.
Only if I'm watching a foreign movie or some country, like, Brit Bong.
If I'm watching something British.
Something Scottish, yeah.
If I'm watching under the skin and that bus driver comes on, I turn the subtitles on.
Greg, your, bra, bra, blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, questions?
Yeah, I guess it's question time, isn't it?
Let's do it.
Oh, thank you, Alex.
You got questions, Alex?
I thought you were going to intro it.
Oh, no, you intro it.
This is the part where we answer the questions.
If you want to leave your own questions for us to answer next episode,
head over to the Sardonicast Reddit,
where Ralph hopefully would have left a thread.
Today's first question comes in from Rayman 323,
who says,
What's a film that you loved upon first view?
but eventually grew out of, in quotation marks, over time.
Punch drunk love.
Although I still think it's great.
I've got a more dramatic answer than that.
Mine being The Dark Night Rises.
I watched it again since, for the first time since, I guess,
2013, 2014, whenever it came out.
I watched it again a few weeks ago.
That film does not hold up.
I'd say it's actually kind of bad.
Yeah.
I gave it like a two star in the end
I was finding it
Really really like incompetent in a lot of ways
I'd be really curious for you guys to go back and watch that one
At some point yeah I haven't seen I wanted to bait it with you
It's gone down in my ratings just from memory
Yeah
Oh wow I think it's still good I haven't seen it in a while though
When was the last time you saw it is the question
It was like two years ago
Yeah man there's certain parts I was actually laughing out loud
At it instead of with it
which was not good.
And before that, like a week before that,
I watched the Dark Night as well,
but that's still, like, held up.
So, I mean, I think it was just that one.
Yeah.
All right, well, how about I watch it again,
and I'll get back to you,
and maybe we debated a bit.
I mean, we might actually think the same thing.
We might both think it sucks still.
Who knows?
I don't know.
Like, how far back are we allowed to go with this shit?
Because I could say, like, Richie Rich.
I could say, like, any movie I watched it as a kid.
Just whatever it comes to your mind.
Yeah, Richie Rich.
A film you really used to idolize.
Just choose something like you really, like, used to idolize.
Like, I really used to like the Night Rises, but now, something like that.
There aren't that many movies that I really used to, like, idolize that I dislike at this point.
Just things that I thought were, like, great, I guess, at a younger age when I was less critical or less aware of what I was watching, you know.
So, I mean, if anything that I watched.
when I was a kid basically and then I don't know if we're gonna talk about like
movies I watched when I was like teenager adult or whatever then I don't know I
watched District 9 again last night and I still value and appreciate it for many
reasons but it's like it's so fucking cheesy and clunky and filled with plot
holes too at the same time you know yeah how he breaks his arm and then it turns
into an alien arm there's a million for some reason it is all there's a
a lot. I still think District 9 is a great movie,
but yeah, I get you.
Next question? I got one.
Okay, do you on then?
I don't know if you want to answer this one, Alex,
but this one asks,
well, it's from Henroy
X-11.
Adam and Ralph, are you aware that
Alex urinated on his brother?
Is this a story we should
hear? Why did you choose that one?
Yurinated on what? Because it's the top-rated comment.
It's the top-rated Reddit thing.
So...
Urinated on my brother
was the question.
Oh,
let me hear this story.
So,
this is like
the dance of reality,
or...
I guess when I was three
and my brother
was zero,
um,
he was like playing with some Plato
and I peed on him
for some reason.
I don't know.
That's it?
I can't remember what it was like being three.
Oh,
I thought it was like,
I thought it was gonna be some really like
fucked up story.
No.
That's pretty innocent.
To be fair, my mother was quite concerned,
and she, like, took me to a psychiatrist and stuff,
because he was three.
You know what, like...
Yeah.
It's just a way of, like,
keeping your brother in his place.
You've got to pay on him now and again.
Yeah.
Mark your character.
It's just a dumb thing, kids, too.
Basically.
That did terrible stuff to my little brother,
you know, like made him eat Play-Doh,
put it in his hair, you know.
Oh, yeah.
I've done awful stuff to my little brother.
I was the younger brother.
I cracked his had open once by accident.
Oh, you poor thing.
I was being abused.
So your brother bullied you a lot?
No.
You were the abused.
It's okay.
It's fun.
We've made peace at this point.
He's just trying to help you.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Making you stronger.
For sure.
Yeah, make you stronger.
That's right.
So to answer that question, no, I was not aware.
Now you are.
You are now.
You are now.
It's half the battle.
Alex, you want to ask another one?
Will N.P.
says, thoughts on the new Oscar changes.
Oh, yeah.
It's hilarious.
It's hilarious.
Yeah, Adam, actually it's hilarious.
Someone who explain what has been changed before going into it?
Yes.
I can explain it unless you want.
Okay, yeah, you explain it if you want.
No, Adam, go ahead.
So basically, the Oscars looked at the numbers for ratings last year,
and we're like, wow, this is one of the lowest viewed Oscars in history.
It certainly doesn't have anything to do with the fact that we got Jimmy Kimmel to host again,
And it certainly doesn't have anything to do with all of these obnoxious movie montages and wasting time and, you know, over politicized, blah, blah, blah, and just bullshit and all these stupid skits of like, hey, look at us.
We're mingling with the commoners.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, let's throw some hot dogs at this guy's head who was just trying to watch a movie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Look at us.
We touched a poor person, yeah.
Nothing to do with any of that.
We're going to change the Oscar categories so that we created a new.
category for achievement in popular film, which everyone's just assuming is like, oh, they just want to
give an award to a popular movie, which is like, don't you already just have the techies for that
anyway? You know, like, don't you already, you already expanded the best picture category to 10
nominations so you can include things just to get ratings that you know won't win anyway, right?
So what is this new category going to do? And now apparently they're also moving some of the
technical categories into commercial breaks,
so they're not actually going to be aired live.
And they're going to, like, I guess do like a montage wrap up at the end.
So we're not even going to like get to see that part live, I guess.
Like, I don't know.
The people who are interested in the Oscars or interested in film,
like, you're not going to get any more people out of it that are going to see it just because like,
oh, this popular movie I like is in that, you know, like, you already have those people anyway.
You already have celebrity gockers and people who just give a shit about seeing Brad Pitt on TV for three seconds or whatever.
Like those people already watch.
The people who care about film are ones who are going to want to see people delivering their acceptance speech.
You know?
Why cut that shit out?
Cinephiles are going to watch it.
Yeah.
Like that's the market that you need to be able to lock down.
And I think that that's the market that you've been losing, you know?
Yeah.
That's why the Oscars are.
unpopular anymore because people are totally
disenfranchised. Yeah, people don't take it
seriously anymore. The whole system. No,
it's like, oh, it's a industry
filled with a bunch of fucking creeps.
And I don't, I don't
care about watching these fucking actors,
these husks of people, fucking dance
around a stage, act like
they're better than me. No one wants to watch
that. I mean, Adam, you said it's because of all the
boring shit and the montages.
It's like, no. They've been doing that shit for
for years and no one's cared. It's just
recently, all this shit has come out,
about Hollywood.
And now it's like,
oh,
I can just watch movies on Netflix.
I don't even need fucking Hollywood.
I don't need to watch the Oscars.
If you compare the amount of time that they gave
to acceptance speeches and the actual awards
and the actual programming to what it is today,
they've clearly cut out a lot of the shit that,
you know,
people who care about movies would find important.
They've already been compressing that.
Oh, yeah,
to make it more mainstream.
Yeah,
I mean,
they want to turn themselves into the MTV movies.
movie awards apparently.
Yeah.
But that's their problem, is that they have
been doing that. Right. They don't understand
shit. They should be doing the opposite.
All they would need to do is just watch one of my
Oscars videos.
Yeah.
So what Black Panther's going to get an award?
Great. Well, that's exactly what it is, Alex.
It's like they're giving the Black Panther
award. It's like Disney mandated that Black Panther
get an Oscar. And it is. That's probably what's
going to win is Black Panther, even though it's not that good.
And it's so dumb.
Yeah, they have no fucking
idea what they're doing. They are old and out of touch. Yeah, like Hollywood. That's all of Hollywood.
That was old and out of touch. They're like, we don't even know what people want to see anymore.
Yeah. Jurassic Park 4? Sure. Why not? Sender Man. Kids like Sender Man, even though like
60 year old, dude, that got old 10 years ago. Wrote the dialogue for these teenage girls, but he
doesn't understand what a teenage girl is. And they all use the internet, but they have no
idea, like, how social
media works at all. So they write in these
fake fucking social media apps, like
igram or something.
Clicksters.
It's, yeah, clickster. It's so
stupid. Instead of Google,
it's like, search it up.
It's called some shit like that
and, like, colored text. It's so fucking
bad. Everyone's just fed up
with the Hollywood same shirt. Pretty hilarious.
So anyway, that's our opinion on that.
I guess so, unless you guys
have more to add to it. Yeah, fuck them.
Nah, it's fucking stupid.
It speaks for it, so.
Want to do, like, two more?
Yes, sure.
Questions.
All right.
Some moron named Tom asks,
Are there any recent movies that have received bad or mixed reviews
that you think will become cult classics in the future?
That's a good question.
Let me think about that.
I feel that way about a lot of horror movies.
I think Hereditary is bound to be a cult hit.
Well, it's pretty successful, right?
I mean, it depends what you mean by reviews,
because like audience score, it was relatively low, but critical reviews.
And it was a successful movie.
Yeah.
So I guess I shouldn't say that.
That got great critical reviews.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, my answer was always Scott Polgram, but that's already gained occult status now because it's been out for so long.
I don't know.
It comes at night.
It's a really hard question.
Yeah.
It comes at night was also relatively well received among critics.
It was just audience score.
Yeah, that's true.
Same with like mother.
Mm-hmm.
And box office.
Yeah, mother.
I don't know.
Mother will gain a cult status.
I think Mother's interesting.
I think Mother's a good movie,
even though the reviews were mixed.
I don't know.
Hmm.
You got some?
Alex?
Adam?
Recently.
I don't know.
I don't know if it will be a cult movie,
but I'll be curious
what the general accepted
opinion of the last yellow is in 10 years.
Hmm.
I don't think it's going to get any better,
but who knows?
I don't think so either.
I think it'll get worse.
We'll see.
Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.
It's a really hard question, though.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of something like that.
I think annihilation will be remembered like that.
Because I don't think that was that successful, even though critically it was
well received.
Yeah, I just don't know.
I feel like I mostly agree with critics most of the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As long as it's over a certain quality, it's not going to be panned.
So it's very rare.
I mean, not always.
It's not always true.
Like Bruno was a movie that like even critics were like.
Yeah
Or like weird art movies
Enter the Void is like a 70 something
Yeah
Rotten Tomatoes
Yeah weird art movies
Is in that category for sure
I just don't get worked up over what other people think
I'll enjoy the movies I want
I guess that we can't answer that question
Because it's too hard
Yeah
Sorry
Let's see
Sorry
Let's see
Let's see
from I'm the Baron 13.
Which writer-director do you really want to see work together?
Does it have to be ones that haven't?
Sure.
I don't know.
It's like I would like to see another Charlie Kaufman Spike Jones combo,
but I think they're doing their own things now,
which are also interesting in their own way,
not to say that their solo projects are worse.
Like they've been doing great.
I don't think it'll ever happen again
because now that, like, Spike Jones,
Jones is filled in the writing and Charlie Kaufman is filled in the directing, so why would they?
Yeah, exactly. Charlie Kaufman directs his own stuff. I'd rather see Charlie Kaufman direct his own stuff.
Ultimate control again. Right. Like, why would you give that up? But I was going to say Charlie Kaufman.
I mean, I guess the only two famous screenwriters I really know about Charlie Kaufman and Aaron Sorkin.
Those are like the go-to, right? And then there's other ones that aren't as famous.
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of my favorite
like artists, they write
and direct their own stuff, so it's
like so entangled
with both of them. Yeah. I guess you can
mix them up, a movie written by
Tarantino and directed by
Rodriguez.
Rodriguez. Robert Rodriguez?
Yeah.
It basically done that.
You guys see that trailer for Alita
Battle Angel? Yeah, it is.
Looks like shit.
Yeah, it looks very, very old.
What's with the eyes?
It looks so bad.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
Yeah.
I think it's because it's based on an anime or something.
Yeah.
She's the only one like that.
Yeah.
She's a robot, I guess.
I think Robert Rodriguez's justification was it's anime or it's based on anime, so I made her eyes big.
I can't attest to that 100%, but.
But if it's just her, why doesn't everyone have big eyes?
They'll make no sense.
Because Robert Rodriguez doesn't make good decisions.
I want to see.
a movie written by Michael Bay and directed by Michelle Hanukkah.
Because I want to know what he could possibly do to a Michael Bay script to turn it into a genius work of art.
Yeah, you know what?
That's actually a good way to go with it.
Marlon Waynes is going to write my script, and then it's going to be directed by David Lynch.
I was thinking David Lynch.
I want to see what David Lynch does with a Marlon Wayne script.
I'd watch it.
Yeah, I'd watch it too.
Totally watch it.
There's plenty of combos of, like, shitty writer and then amazing director that would just be very interesting to see.
Yeah.
Or we could do vice versa.
Tommy Waiso directing and Aaron Sorkin writing.
Yeah.
That would be cool to see.
And then Tommy Wysso's in it reading Aaron Sorkin dialogue.
I'd love that.
Charlie Kaufman, Neil Breen.
Yep, that's a good one.
You got one, Alex?
I don't know.
David Fincher, director.
like a Tommy Zoo movie
It's just so the stuff
It's weird sterile
Charlie Kaufman writing Derek Savage directing
That could be interesting
It would just never get made
He would just scam people
Start a Kickstarter and then just not do it
Yeah
Here's one last one
Willie Butts asks us
If you could turn any movie into a video game
what would it be?
Okay.
Imagine a world in a movie you love so much
and you think is so interesting
you want to see it ported into a video game.
That's what I think.
And for me, that would be Blade Runner.
What would be Brazil?
Like one of those.
Or Mad Max, although Mad Max has been made into games.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a lot of movies that could be video games are video games.
And like every video game just steals its world like from movies anyway.
So many games inspired by Blade Runner and all that.
The Uncharted series is just Indiana Jones.
Yeah.
Last of Us takes from children of men.
Let's do irreversible on the HTC V.
That's a good one.
I like that.
You know what, End to the Void would be cool?
That would be a cool fucking game and you just hover over people.
Yeah, it could be like an interactive story thing.
What about Ready Player 1?
Hey, nice one.
Oh, yeah, I guess Ready Player 1 is a video game.
Why didn't they do that?
is the real question.
Yeah, it's a near.
Because they realized the concept wouldn't work in a real video game.
They tried it, and it didn't work.
How about Stay Alive, starring Frankie Munez?
The Meg.
The Meg would be a better game, and so would skyscraper.
Yeah, the skyscraper would be a great game.
What was yours, Adam?
Stay Alive, starring Frankie Munez.
Is that what it was called?
Stay Alive?
It's a movie where, like, the characters are playing a game,
but if they die in the game, they die in real life.
It's one of those stupid things.
It's a Yucchio.
It's dramatic.
All right.
The room.
The video game.
There is that.
Cool cat saves the kids.
There was supposed to be a video game for Antichrist.
Really?
Yeah.
It got abandoned.
There was supposed to be some PC game for Antichrist.
Wow.
Isn't that weird?
Yeah.
That would have been cool.
A Lars von Trier video game?
I want to see Lars von Trier make a video game.
That would be fucking cool.
Cool.
Yeah.
Dancer in the dark and it's like a rhythm game.
It's like a guitar hero game.
Yeah.
It's like Beat Saber.
Except if you lose, you get hung.
Speaking of Beat Saber, I beat the entire Shrek movie on Beat Saber.
Yeah.
It's on my gaming channel.
Check it out.
That's awesome. I'm proud of myself.
What do you mean you beat the whole Shrek movie?
So Beat Sabre has custom tracks, right?
And so you can...
Yeah, I'm aware.
Any song you want you can map out the track and so somebody took all of the audio from Shrek and
mapped out like all the dialogue and it's very well designed is the scary part
Like everything makes logistical sense so if a character's like waving around a torch
You're basically like imitating the action
But then the real tricky parts are like the movie has so many songs in it where it's like okay so you're actually doing a beat saber track within this
this longer track
and then when Eddie Murphy starts talking
it's like
like so many notes that you're hitting
yeah
oh man that sounds actually really fun
it was great 85 minutes straight
five minutes straight
a beat saver yeah that'd be a great workout
do that once a day you get fucking fit
you get ripped in no time
anyway I guess that's it for questions
thank you everybody
those are nice
thank you so much
someone has to recommend a movie right
Not me.
It's my turn, this one.
So I've got my list.
Like you do, I don't know.
I'm deciding whether I want to do a goofy one or a serious one.
A goofy movie?
Yeah, a goofy movie, guys.
Woo!
I suppose because we just watched like a lighthearted one.
Well, relatively lighthearted, I suppose.
We can go to...
Let's do Jacob's Ladder.
You guys seen that?
Okay. I saw it a long time ago, but it's, it will be basically a new experience.
Yeah, yeah, I'm in the same position.
Yeah.
I feel like it might resonate way more.
Okay.
Do you know anything about it, Ralph?
No, I know not a thing.
Okay, that's good.
Just look forward to it.
Cool.
Don't do any research or anything.
Just watch it, I say.
Awesome.
To the list.
Good pick.
Thank you.
Jacob's Ladder.
What year is that film?
Oh, um.
Is it about a ladder who comes to a ladder who comes to a ladder?
life, Jacob's Ladder. It was 1990.
And then they're like best friends and they hang out.
Jacob's Ladder and the giant peach.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
Yeah, sounds fun.
Adrian Lynn.
Is the director?
Yeah.
Has he done anything else?
Fatal Attraction.
Oh, okay.
The Jeremy Irons remake of Lolita.
Oh, all right, not so good.
Nine and a half weeks.
He's made good stuff.
before nine and a half weeks good movie okay no it isn't
I'm just more curious more than anything cool yeah I'm sure we'll have a big memories of it
yeah hopefully it will spark some kind of discussion and not just be lame okay cool
we'll see yeah let's hope so robins I'm sure it will be perfect no nice thank you so much
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Any final closing statements or concerns?
No, just on two drugs, kids.
Unless they're quail-less.
Unless that sleep one.
Yeah, yeah.
Jankham's not a drug.
That's a lifestyle.
It's a natural drug.
It's a lifestyle.
And we'll end it there.
All right.
Thank you, everybody.
Bye-bye.
Bye.
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