Sardonicast - Sardonicast 217: Backrooms, Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, My Darling Clementine
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Three, two, one.
It's like trying to draw a dog or something.
I'm Adam from your movie, Sex.
That's a quote from Backrooms.
This is Sardonicast.
Wow.
I'm Alex from I,
I'm going to go with,
I'm not my father.
My father, who is Jabba the Hut.
Did I mention my father's Jabba the Hut?
Was that also from Backrooms?
I don't remember.
I think that was in Backroom.
Okay.
That was probably the best part.
of backrooms in my opinion.
I'm Man Cary Thing.
I'm Jake.
And hi,
my name is Grogu.
That's my quote.
Well, who's a Grogu?
I thought it was a baby Yoda.
Baby Jake.
Why do people call Grogu?
His name is Grogu,
and he knows the force,
and he's really old, actually.
These are things you would know if you had seen the film,
Adam.
Actually, you wouldn't have known this if you've seen the film.
Yeah, probably not, actually.
crazily put that name in a title, Grogy.
They doubled down on that.
They messed out on hundreds of millions of dollars
just not having Baby Yoda in the title.
Honestly, because the fact,
I realized this the other day,
I was like,
they even put Star Wars in the title,
and that's not doing anything.
So, like, I think Baby Yoda would be the way to go.
The Star Wars brand isn't selling things anymore.
Should we do that one first?
It seems like you guys,
it seems like you guys want to talk about it.
Yeah, let's just get out of the way.
Like Disney's kind of getting Star Wars out the way.
Me, fuck this shit.
Yeah, it should be like a minion movie, you know,
where it's like, whatever.
It's for babies, it's the Baby Yoda movie, full stop.
I guess that's where we're at.
The Baby Yoda movie actually would be great.
Yeah.
Like as a title, not as a thing for society.
Yes, I guess, yeah, we haven't had a glup on the big screen in seven years.
What's that?
And this was the strategy.
Oh, a Glopshito?
What is it?
You don't know what Glopshadow is?
I've heard everybody say that word for the past six months now, but I don't...
People say it in relation to this movie.
Is it a...
Well, it comes to your mind if I said, Subalba?
Uh...
The Jewish one from episode one.
No.
Okay.
That was a different one.
The point is every single background character in Star Wars has some name like Gloupschito.
Oh, that's a real name.
Wikipedia.
No, no, it's just like the catch-well term for like, oh, every single thing has an identity and wiki page.
And it's kind of gone to such an extreme parody of itself.
This is where we're at where we have the Gloubchito movie.
We're like most of the characters in the film, whether you like it or not, are kind of background
characters and loosely referenced to other stuff from this universe that you know,
because it's kind of stuck in this bind where poster and all, where it was like too
good for this franchise and it's kind of like broken everything open.
Where it's like, oh, so that was like a little flash of what this maybe could have been once,
but now we're stuck with John Favreau and Dave Filoni kind of playing with action figures,
and that's fine, some people, I guess.
It was fine in the first couple seasons of the show that this is,
a sequel movie to, in quotes. I guess it's technically a movie.
I'm sorry to death, but it's a TV show. It's like, it has the cadence of a TV show. It moves
like a TV show. You can like, if you had the whole movie down in a timeline, you could
cut it up into like, oh, that would be a good point for the episode to end. That's like the
tease for next week. It's like pretty blatant with that. Yeah, follows in the grand tradition
of Mulholland Drive, you know, very similar to Mahal and the sense that it was once a television
show that was scrapped and turned into a feature film.
Sort of like Moana 2, actually.
So really there's a lot of similarities there between the films.
And I think, yeah, and Moana 2 is the good pool because I think that taught Disney,
oh, like, we kind of don't even need to try and we just make a billion bucks on this IP alone.
Hey, we can make more money if we just turn this into a theatrical film where people pay money.
They're gambling addicts.
Yeah, and this was a gamble.
They're literally gambling addicts.
Yeah, this was a gamble of like, well, like, we haven't done much outside of the streaming space with this brand, let's test it.
Seven years later, what our audience is hungry for.
And I guess Star Wars fans kind of like it, but that doesn't seem to be...
Do they?
There don't seem to be many, like, new Star Wars fans anymore.
Oh, no.
It's like an uncool, like, lame thing to like now.
They've, like, drained it of anything.
I'm winning.
I'm winning so hard.
Adam's definitely winning.
And, yeah, like, it's...
is one of these, like, what happens, everything is static in this film.
Like, every character is exactly the same at the end as they are at the beginning.
It's kind of like a string of set pieces.
I'm curious, Jake, like, how much do you know of like some of these random characters that
are coming in here?
Do you know who, like, Zeb is, for example?
No, no.
You're like clapping at the screen when Zeb was showing up.
No, no, no.
I clapped only one time, and that was when I, spoilers thought,
Mandalorian died, but he
didn't die.
I don't know if that's like a big...
Well, no one's ever really gone.
No one's ever really gone, but there was a moment
when I thought, like, wait, are they just going to let him die?
But they did not.
I clapped when Babu Frick was on screen.
Adam, you're familiar with the...
Who?
Beloved...
Babu Frick, right?
I'll look him at.
No, no, it's okay.
I'll drop a...
I have a photo ready to go to send you.
I would know any of these characters
if just one of them was fuckable.
Like I would know.
Well, you tell me.
I'd have some way of figuring it out.
They're all disgusting.
This is Babu Frick.
And he and his many, don't say that.
He and his siblings or friends who are also all minors or something, engineers, they help
Grogu in a very long, silent, almost dialogue-free sequence near the end of the film.
They help him go rescue Mandalorian, who is, what's,
his name. It's like din something.
Zell, Washington.
Jha, Jha, something.
Dinsel, Washington.
Yeah, Denzel.
Yeah, no, I had a really
bad time. It was a very sleepy
movie. I really fought
to stay awake during the entire
runtime. And it's just really
unremarkable. It's not really atrociously
bad. It's just extremely
bland. I don't know.
Had you seen any of the show that this is
a ending movie of three seasons?
No. No. No. Wow. So brave. Yeah.
And like, yeah, it's the exact same experience whether you've seen the show or not.
Right, right. I hear that people who watch the show like it even less because they're kind of like, hey,
it follows similar like narrative beats. Like I hear that it was a big moment in season two or
something when Mando takes off his mask in front of Grogu. And,
here it's just kind of like awkwardly done when the bad guys make him take off his mask and then like five minutes later they're like hey here's your mask back by the way because yeah we don't want to keep paying you the big bucks pedro pascal in this scene yeah that's what i didn't get about this strategy where like they kind of stumbled into this being a cool success like to begin with with the mandolorean show everyone was super anti-style was at that point even but the i don't know people vibe with it it was like this serialized just
low-stakes, small, like, adventure show.
Yeah.
I had about two seasons worth of story.
It was, like, cute and fun.
Also, COVID.
Breezy.
Also, what?
COVID.
It came out.
Oh, yeah.
And COVID, yeah.
Literally November 2019 was when it was released.
So, like, everybody is.
Yeah, yeah.
So it was perfect timing for all that.
But then, yeah, they kind of, they stumbled into the success of that first season.
It's this huge event.
Then they rush out the second season, which winds up being a bunch of references.
and they kind of blow their load too early.
And they're like, well, the story would like end here if we had like integrity,
but it's too popular.
Like we got to have baby Yoda back and have baby Yoda doing shit, right?
So then they made a season three.
And it just felt like, well, we're just standing in place for this and nothing's happening.
And then like years and years go by and it's like, I guess we'll do a movie now.
That doesn't care about any character.
And it's like, hmm, I know the hook for this movie is we're going to make rotter the hut
to come back as a main character who was in the 2008 animated film.
He was a preexisting character?
They weren't just like, hey, what if we had buff java?
Like, let's do buff java.
In the Dave Filoni directed 2008 Clone Wars movie that launched that animated show,
Rotter was the plot of that movie.
So Rotter is not only connected to the Mandalorian who has met Luke.
He also is connected to Anakin Skywalker and Asoka.
It's all like this small galaxy syndrome just like stop.
So this is all Dave Faloni, right?
So can you help explain to me what the deal is with Dave Faloni's reign of terror now upon Lucasfilm?
Like why is, why do people hate Dave Faloni?
Why do people like him?
I just don't really know what's going on.
Yeah, it's part of what makes talking about Star Wars as a franchise at this point.
So like impossible because they're all these like kind of cults really of like sects of like fan bases.
like war over like what they want it to be. And Dave Faloni was a big part of that Clone Wars show,
which kind of retconned and did its best to duct tape and like fix up things from the prequels
and make it like more bearable or flesh out like ideas from it. So people credit that to him
and really enjoyed what he did with that in that animated space. But then in this like Disney transition,
they kind of chose him as a big like figurehead of well, he was kind of like Lucas's apprentice
now he can he can do everything but it is this weird snake eating its own tale where like
george lucas was he was obsessed by like with films that inspired him that weren't like
itself because like dave phlone he's obsessed with star wars where you know lucas like
kurosawa and like classic old films and was like film from something it sounds like pheloni
was lucas's like wikipedia guy just kind of like hey what's what did i say in this movie yeah he's
got like the Star Wars Bible and kind of he loves the like fandom side of it and he's like
written he wrote the script with John Favreau and Noah Claw and not sure who that is but like he's in
the film as a character called Trapper Wolf and it's just like very like deviant art O.C.
kind of like what are we doing here with this shit at this point?
Like the cameo stuff pissed me off. I just I went into this just wanting it to be.
Just a glup frenzy, you know, just like I want to see how far they would go into this like trove of shit and just like
How insane could they make it to try and make this work?
Turned out to be a shit of it and you kind of got at it. Yeah, well, you were kind of getting at it though where it is
mostly boring actually the story kind of like
Feels like it's wrapping up like an hour in after this action scene that is so insane
Like this chase through like Star Wars New York and this like the chess piece
pieces from a new hope that were all like fighting each other.
And it was like, okay, this is the glup frenzy I'm looking for.
This is insane.
But they actually thought it was acceptable to put this on the big screen and like bring this
alive.
It's so weird because it feels like in the show from what it sounds like, they're kind
of doing like a Western motif kind of doing like lone wolf and cub.
They're doing the man with no name trilogy.
Like if you're going to do that, it kind of requires that you have interesting fun characters.
Like, think about the good, the band, the ugly.
Like, Clint Eastwood is sort of like a Mandalorian stoic type of character.
He isn't what's the best part of that movie, in my opinion.
It's all the other guys, you know, who are crazy.
It's, you know, Tuko and all these big characters.
So it's like if you're going to do this movie, like, you need to have some, like,
really exciting, interesting characters around the margins that are, like, more of the focus that can grow.
Because if we're, like, treating Mandalorian as a static character, like, that's totally fine.
But you need to, like, build the relationships and other places.
And, like, with what you have here is just, like, buff Jabba the Hut, played by Jeremy
Allen White, who just kind of like sounds really bored, who just doesn't want to be like his father.
There's nothing there.
And it's so weirdly, again, weirdly pace that it does feel like episodes stitched together.
There is literally a moment, like an act break in the film where Mandalorian says, I think I'm going to take a rest now.
He just, like, did a, it literally, it's like, okay, let's pause the video game.
I just did a mission.
Actually, I'm kind of tired, so I'm going to go, like, eat some bagel bites, and then I'll come back to the game.
It's just such a sleepy, dull film that, yeah, once you get to the end, you're just kind of like, oh, this is all we're doing, and it's really not that interesting.
And if there is a character arc, it is, like, just the most basic stuff of, you know, Rada is like, all right, I'm not going to be like my father.
Great, I'm not like my father.
And then Baby Yoda, sorry, Grogu, is basically like he learns to like push a button.
Like, like, Mandalorian trusts him to push a button on the spaceship because it's like, oh, you're actually like competent at taking care of me when I was ill.
But that's even just like the last third of the movie.
And so much of it is just like something that annoyed me so much.
And I learned this after watching the movies, that there's a big action.
scene in the middle of the movie where they're all fighting these like CGI monsters that looks
like sludge and they move like wiggly squirmy slush and things. Oh the chess pieces. Yeah. And I learn
later, oh no, that's actually a cool reference to a new hope because those are the chess pieces
that Luke plays with and I'm like, okay, I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, that's how far we are with the reference shit at this point. Because I noticed that
immediately.
Okay.
We're actually like plucking from there.
At this point it's like, how many layers deep can you get with that?
And it was, it actually affects the script at a certain point too.
They kept, it's called like a, like a dejoric game or something.
And in the script, they kept saying like, it's the dejuric game.
It's that game.
Yeah, it's a new hope everybody.
It's like, yeah, it can't escape that and do its own thing.
It's so railroaded by what it like, think it thinks it needs.
needs to be.
And on some level,
all it does need to be is a
fun,
late breezy adventure movie.
I'm fine with that.
Like if it was good at doing that.
If it was breezy and if it was fun,
you know,
but there's nothing fun or light about it.
What's annoying is they've made him like a work.
They've made every character worse than their previous appearance.
They've like dumb them down for this movie.
Like the main character is way more going on in the show.
He's in this like cult,
basically this like armor cult and he's like doing a creature of the weak kind of bounty onto thing
and getting paid in this rare metal that he's like making his armor out of but there's like a
limited amount of it it's like all this stuff it's not really a part of the movie at all
it's very just and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then the end there's not
like a twist there's a Cigone who like Weaver is in here and Martin Scorsese and they
have all this like crazy performers and they didn't do anything with them everyone's like
sleep walking through it Pedro Pascal
He takes his helmet off for like one scene
But even his vocal performance was like
It wasn't like this in the show
Like
What is going on with this? It's really lazy
It's it's a bizarre thing
And I found this article that I think is very funny
Recently on games radar
Says John Favro isn't exactly sure
Why he was asked for the Mandalorian in Grogu
To be the first Star Wars movie in seven years
Yeah
No one knows.
So it did seem genuinely like, from what I understand, they were working on a fourth season and then Disney was like, hey, let's just make this a movie.
Perfect.
Why not?
So that's what we have.
It's just a why not type of movie.
And I think, like, Alex, you're hinting in all this great, interesting stuff about Mandalorian and the TV show.
But it's also like, oh, we need to appeal to a wider audience and just make this a fun story.
but I don't know anything about the guy.
He's just a guy in a mask.
You don't even see him a moat.
Like it is worse than any stoic character in history
because he is literally behind a mask the whole time.
So it's like you don't even know what's going on.
And you're just kind of relying on this puppet who is cute.
You know, Grogu is cute.
I will admit that.
But he is offering nothing there besides just being a cute puppet.
And the best sequence in the movie is like the silent, like separate, like, it seemed like a subplot or like it could have been its own interesting episode of the TV show of like, oh, here's an episode where Grogu has to do his own thing and survive by his own wits and take care of Mandalorian while he's incapacitated.
And that works for like 20 minutes of like, oh, we get to see these puppets in a jungle and that's great.
And then it goes back into this thing.
And then, you know, they do like 9-11 to Jabba the Hutt's palace.
Like they literally fly a plane right into the palace.
And it's like, I thought.
they were going to die.
They literally just fly a strained to the palace, but I guess it's made of mud, so they
like slide into it.
And the villains have actually been taken out by that point, too.
So there's actually no reason for him to, like, cool it in with the urgency that he does
in that moment.
Also, physically, like, the job of the, rod of the hut should not exist.
Like, there's nothing that makes sense about him being like a fighting slug.
Like, you look at Jabba the hut.
He's supposed to be like a mob boss in, you know, Return of the Jet.
Jedi and he just looks like a giant slug.
And like, why are we trying to visually make it work so that Jeremy Allen White is voicing
a slug that fights in every scene?
He like rides in a limo, he like climbs into spaceships, he's hopping around.
Like it does not...
He like can't fit into any space.
So like the whole action sequences like based around how seemingly large he is in the space
He's like hanging from like a hammock in the spaceship so that he can fit.
Like it's so weird.
and it's just, and it comes across as like, this is the lore, you know, this is what we built
this lore around this.
So this is how it has to work.
Even though, like, visually, spatially, it just doesn't really make sense.
Yeah, I saw a clip of John Favreau in some interview doing the rounds talking about, like,
oh, we had many years to figure out how to get rotter fighting, how to make that work, the physics of it.
It was like, it was like, you can't fit.
with Avatar. Yeah, exactly. And that has been a John Favreau problem, as Adam's pointed out again,
just like being obsessed with tech. And the story doesn't matter and the storytelling is not important.
It's just like a vehicle for like, oh, some IP thing. It's something you already know. It's music you already know. It's just something you already know. And now there's just a way to buy pop vinyl.
Like that's the main reason it exists. There's no, there's no balance there. There's no like integrity to what it's trying to do.
do and I don't know if it that comes across like I'm asking for too much but it's like do
do the bar is solo yeah solo yeah I don't even know what to say at this point because like
there is a lot of like genuinely fantastic artistry in the movie you mentioned the puppets
they're all great it did some stop motion did you know yeah yeah because during that whole
there's the stop motion action sequence towards the end of the movie with these like robots
that when I first watched
I was like there's no way
this is actual storm motion right
like this looks this looks amazing
and I thought it was like an ode
two fill tippet but then finding out
oh my god they actually did that
that's awesome
then it's like what it's actually in service of is so
okay there's no real like
payoff or like well building
or anything kind of cool about the way
any of this stuff was implemented
it was just yeah just a bunch of set pieces
like in a row it's like oh we got to have
the stormtrooper the fight here
We've got to have the chess pieces fight here.
We need to have like a chase scene here.
It's like very, yep, just by the numbers, boring action maybe.
Yep, it sucks.
The end.
Well, I didn't watch it in case anybody's curious at home.
But John is your favorite filmmaker.
Why would you skip?
John.
So imagine that we are like reviewing food.
but I'm like I've got an allergy right so like yeah this is just an episode where like
they're eating something that I'm allergic to so I can't I do have a question though
was it above or below your expectations it was blown wow I thought at least they would do like
a movie you know like hey we're doing a movie so let's like amp up the stakes and have something
happen but just nothing happened it's just
not even a movie.
That's a good way of putting it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it doesn't feel like a movie.
It feels like an afterthought or like a test.
It's like they're putting their pinky in the water to test the temperature as a movie.
Which is not really paying off as far as a gross so far.
I think it needs to make three, four hundred minimum just to kind of get some of that production, a budget back.
Yeah, that's the big narrative this week.
We're recording on June 2nd, and the big narrative right now is like
obsession and backrooms is just blowing this out of the water.
Like, this is just a non-entity.
They're blowing Glepshito's back out.
Yeah.
And it's not like this one even has a particularly inflated budget.
Like I mentioned solo.
That did have like one of the highest budgets of all time.
And maybe if it had a more.
kind of modest budget like this movie it would have been okay but the brand is just
completely diluted and there's no excitement really for it outside of hell yeah just
an a shrinking fan base um but I'm really getting what they want so yeah I don't
know what this that's gonna mean they're probably gonna make an another somehow
even worse decision like never like doubt how low they can take I think
deep fake original trilogy
remakes
that's that's
that's gonna be the big swing
I think
they should tear down
the theme parks
I'm telling you
that's kind of what it felt like
like an advert
for the theme park
just like that
they should remake the original
trilogy
in the style of
and or
and just continue and or
throughout like
the original trilogy
but you know
that would be
kind of interesting
so we can't do that
I kind of want
the original trilogy
bit inspired
diverse art style, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, they just need to stop making anything for probably
10 years. Like, they just kind of need to give it a break.
They're addicts. They're literally grandma in the slot machine.
Like, that's why they can't just quit when they're ahead.
It can't just be one season of Mandalorian. They're like, oh, that worked. Let's do it
again. They're literally grandma on the slot machine.
If you're supposed to be, quote, unquote, a creative company.
like a Disney where your thing is supposed to be like telling stories on some level.
What?
How is that like congruent with like, you're like a publicly traded company that's like
constantly panicking to be like, fuck shit, we got to this isn't working.
We got to just make a thing now and release it now to play Kate.
I mean, like, yeah, how's it ever going to really work out?
As it just gets bigger and bigger like that.
That's just like stranglehold by their positioning really and like the most
in like the market.
It's the fact that they're publicly traded.
Yeah.
It just happens.
And shit's a idea.
Absolutely.
You know, I wanted to mention earlier, and I'm glad I didn't forget,
Baby Jake is a good rapper name, so you should keep that.
Baby Jake?
Yeah.
Yeah, you could do some R&B with that.
That's probably taken.
That's probably taken.
no I feel like what did you give it sorry the grogoo baby movie
what did I give it I gave it my heart and soul and I gave me nothing back
I did you give it a three out of ten three out of ten I mean very nice
maybe four out of ten if it was a movie but it's not a movie so that was my that's the
thing if I was just putting this on at like midnight on Disney Plus
and was like a bit out of it I'd be like oh that's funny they put like Rottor and
something again that's hilarious like for me but then this is like this is a big movie and they want
people to go out and take the whole family like spend all this money and time but no it just doesn't
really pay off and this is a one and a half style for me with a like though for all the all the glups
in there are there any gulp shittos because they always confuse them is there a difference
you have to like disable the safety filter to find those okay
The gulpishes.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe you're right.
No, you know what?
I hated it, but fantastic time.
I'm really happy.
Oh, fantastic time.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
They could put that on the DVD.
Just fantastic time.
They should.
By man.
Thanks, Joan.
If only there was some way that we could have anticipated
that it wasn't going to be like a pleasant experience.
Like, I feel really bad for you guys.
I just lucked out because I'm allergic, but.
Well, I do it for the people.
I do it for the love of the game.
I do it so that, and also I'm newer in this world than you guys are.
You guys have been talking about movies way longer than I have.
And living.
Well, not that much longer.
But I feel like the longer I do this in terms of like, okay, I'm going to go seek out a movie I know I probably won't like, like Mandelaarine and Grogu.
Because it is what's big, what people are talking about.
I feel like the more I do that, the more I'm going to become like Adam and just be like,
I don't have the heart for this.
You know, this is just like...
You got to pick your battles.
Yeah, I suppose so.
I mean, like, I don't know if I'm going to see Masters of the Universe this week.
I don't know if I can do that to myself.
It might be good, but I just know I'm probably not going to like it.
But, yeah, nobody is forcing me.
But, you know, the market forces are there.
And, um...
Nadia might force me.
Okay.
Well, I mean, if it's a social, see, I've always felt like watching a movie with someone
that wants to watch that movie and I like that person, I can watch anything.
Because then it's like essentially, even if you don't say anything.
It's like you just get to share an experience with someone.
Yeah, no.
I haven't gone to a theater and watch a movie with her for a while for a long time.
Yeah, the baby.
Because we, yeah, we'd have to get a babysitter every time.
And it's just like, it's not, if we see movies every week, it's just not really.
be a nuisance to everyone else in the movie.
Yeah, I just bring my baby into
into backrooms.
Yeah. He's, he loves backrooms.
He likes the web series.
Speaking of backrooms.
Bathrooms.
Bathrooms.
WCs.
Wait.
Are you using the baby?
No, I was just making a rhyme.
Okay.
That's fine.
That's fine.
We can do that.
It's our podcast, right?
We can just rhyme.
We can do whatever the fuck we want,
which is why I didn't watch Star Wars.
I take it you did see backroom.
Yes.
No, yeah.
I had some interest in it,
and I watched it out of interest
and not some sense of obligation
to be a part of like a broader cultural conversation,
although there was a tiny bit of that
because there's some hype around this movie.
I feel like this is something that definitely,
it's making a lot of money off of the name for sure.
Some amount of that is because of the marketing story of the fact that it was made by like a four-year-old or something.
But that's pretty cool.
That was part of it.
Yeah.
But it's that kind of analog online horror stuff that finally filmmakers are over the age where they can bring that into Hollywood in a way that actually kind of translates and is a, I don't know, it's got some cool ideas.
Some, they just really connects.
Like we were talking with obsession recently and just this horror space being able to bring these ideas from using a lot of like online storytelling and these younger influences and came past since he was what like 16 when he was releasing the whole backrooms series, which is incredible.
So yeah, I'm loving this kind of exploration of this space and this whole kind of I never really watched like the backrooms videos on YouTube.
But I like the idea of like the kind of video gamey SCP, almost, these secret organizations and these weird concepts like the backrooms and liminal horror, I guess, which is what backrooms is really about.
Yeah, have you guys seen the original?
No.
Kane Parsons YouTube stuff.
I've seen a few of them.
You know, a while ago, like when they were coming out, I was kind of following along, not like any N&A dedicated.
way. I'd like kind of like see it if it popped up on my you know, uh, feed or whatever. But, um,
it was, it was always impressive and like really captivated me. And, um, it's just amazing how he made it
in Blender and it's just so, um, artfully done. And I, I was never surprised when it, it came out that
824 is tapping him to make a backroom's movie. I was like, yeah, of course. That makes total sense.
But my question was like, are they going to make it like, like, are they going to make it, like,
like a movie or they're going to make it like backrooms you know is it going to be like hey we got to do
an a 24 film or is it going to be hey we're going to do backrooms and i think the result is kind of
like a little bit of both i think like the what i really love about backrooms is the found
footage nature and it is kind of slow and it really builds in that dread in that mystery
and i think those are the most effective parts of the backrooms movie uh personally you know and
I think that's what's really what he's really extremely talented at.
Now, not to say the movie parts of backrooms were, by which I mean, like, you know, the
not found footage parts or the just the actual story and characters, they weren't as strong,
but it still worked, you know, like it's a movie that I think is overall successful and
is a really interesting concept.
and it carried forward what I thought worked about the web series.
Yeah, it definitely fit the premise.
Like it delivered on what it said it would deliver on.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, kind of, it weirdly reminded me of like a cube or something,
which we've talked about on this show before.
Just in the sense of like a smaller kind of budget horror movie
where the appeal is kind of the concept where the back rooms is the most interesting and intriguing
part of the film. I agree that some of the character stuff specifically was kind of what
held it back for me, but the actual location, the like the way it's presented, the production
design choices and almost in kind of like an iron lung type way, just the idea of someone
being in this dreamlike space and trying to make sense of it is just fascinating.
like watching somebody trying to like map that out and try and figure out like what is going on here and where that would take someone and I think that's my issue with some of the script here is it kind of filling in too many of the blanks for me almost yeah I agree especially like with the some of the comments that the character is actually making where it's like I could have put that together you're like kind of communicating some of these ideas visually anyway I don't feel like I needed to have the character literally say some of this stuff sometimes and it's it's a lot more effective when it is just kind of indulge
in the atmosphere in the setting.
But I liked it overall, I think.
Yeah, I agree with you on that in terms of like the script moments coming in
where it's like, okay, we need the script to say this, you know, for people who aren't,
you know, getting it.
Right.
And I thought, like, of course, like, okay, this is a little too heavy-handed.
Like, the object that represents her trauma, you know, she has to use that, whatever,
like, during certain moments.
But I'm like, okay, yeah, this is the script.
Like, it has to do that.
I don't love that it's there.
I'm more interested in this other stuff.
But then you come out of the theater and you go online and you see all these people, you know,
who were like giving it negative reviews because they're like, none of it made sense.
Like, I have no idea what happened.
You know, I couldn't follow anything.
And I'm like, I feel like this is the opposite problem.
Like, should it have dumbed down the themes a little more?
Like, I feel like what's what I'm happy about the movie doing is that it did leave some things open-ended and open for interpretation,
even though like the character journeys were kind of like, you know, on the nose.
a little bit.
Yeah, the script was one of the weaker elements for sure.
It just, I felt like we didn't know anything about the therapist character.
And just like, you know, there were things that were implied about her.
I don't know how quickly we want to get into spoilers, I guess.
I guess I'll just say, we all recommend it to some degree, right?
We all enjoyed it.
Definitely check out, especially if you're a fan of this slew of horror stuff that are all whack in different.
Yeah, I guess right before I get into spoilers,
I guess I'll just talk about a couple of the elements
that aren't really story-related.
Cinematography, I am a huge fan of like wide shots
and wide angles.
And so for the first chunk of the movie,
I was like satiated in that sense,
although I do have to admit that it felt like it was lacking
a sense of proper motivation for these shots.
It almost felt like, you know, there's some restaurants where they'll use things like
truffle as like kind of a crutch where, sure, it's a great ingredient and you love, well,
I love truffle.
But like, at some point you have to wonder, like, was this dish made in a way where
truffle is complementing it?
Or are you just adding it on top anyway just because it's something that you can, that people might
Like, you know, like it almost felt like it was being applied in every aspect.
Like what's the intention here?
Yeah, without it like mattering as much.
And so even though I love those types of shots, I felt like its frequency and also its lack of motivation just wound up making me kind of numb to it by like 30 minutes into the movie.
You know, like I was enjoying it at first visually.
But then I was kind of like, damn, I'm like not really feeling anything from this anymore.
And it feels kind of like incidental where the camera is placed in many of these shots.
Or there's some scenes that are like in the therapy room where it like in the office,
where you can see his hand like move up.
He's like gesturing in front of him.
But his hand is like ridiculously out of focus at that point.
And it's like, uh, you know, like kind of, did you think about that one?
or like one of the first scenes where the two of them are together,
like at the tail end of right before a cut to the female character,
I forget her name, right before a cut to her,
the camera just barely starts like slowly, subtly moving towards Chewetel's character.
But because of where the cut is, it makes it feel like,
oh, damn, like, you had an idea for the shot on set,
but you didn't think about how it would be edited.
So then you have like another static shot of her
and then cut back to like what the push-in shot was like supposed to be.
But just the timing of it was so weird.
And so it looks better than average cinematography-wise.
Like it has a style and I love that it has a style.
And it works towards the feeling that it's trying to present.
And I like that.
but I think over time
Kane as a director
will be
more intentional
and have more forethought
in terms of
like the overall
shot composition
like there was something missing there was something
lacking in that sense but still
looks good overall
yeah would recommend it all right spoiler time
unless you guys want to talk about the cinematography
as well I know I'm kind of
it's like a particular
The only other thing I would say on the cinematography specifically was just that I don't think that would be an issue for me if there was just a bit more going on like character-wise or with the script or if it was just a little bit trimmed up.
I think it is too long for what it is personally.
And for the way it moves.
There's shots in here that would feel right at home and perfectly in place in like a really, really well-shot movie.
Like, there's some shots that, like, on their own removed from context,
are, like, really fantastic.
But just because of the lack of purpose and the lack of, like, restraint in the film,
like, they just don't have as much impact in the greater picture.
Although I did like the creative choice of not only using that kind of the negative space
and these big wide shots,
only inside the back rooms.
I did like the way it would
shoot outside of it too
in a kind of similar eerie
and kind of vacuous way.
I thought that was actually
quite a good choice.
And it did feel,
I was never really scared of this film,
but I did find it eerie and creepy
and it did have an atmosphere
that I thought was appropriate for
its setting and kind of gets your mind wearing it.
So like, what the fuck is going on with you?
This is wrong.
Atmospherics everything.
Yeah, yeah.
Especially in horror.
Like the best,
horror films are ones that have a great sense of atmosphere, right?
Time and time again.
Like even obsession has like a really strong sense of atmosphere.
Yeah, I started this film with the mindset of damn.
I'm really enjoying this found footage perspective old camera shit at the beginning.
And I love how long it went on.
And I love how it was like, you know, perhaps not.
one shot, but cheated to be one shot. And I love the restraint in the audio and how we were
really just like hearing the space and the silence of the space and there wasn't like, you know,
they didn't, they didn't throw in a bunch of like scary music or like suspense music or, you
know, they knew exactly what made that type of scene work well. And before the scene was even
over, I was just thinking, like, damn, I wish they had the balls to, like, just do this for a
whole movie. And then once the live action, well, I mean, it's all live action, then once the
non-found footage parts started, I was like, you know what? I'm actually kind of impressed,
and they're still managing to carry the tone and atmosphere through this. And, you know, I don't
wish that they did found footage the entire movie. And then by the end of the movie, I was like,
You know what, I do wish they did found footage the entire movie.
But yeah, it's not all bad.
It's not all bad.
There's some impressive stuff going on here.
Just like need to work out the kinks, I guess.
See, I thought like from a like a visual structure, that way of doing it was a very cool way of doing it.
Like adapting that, that look of the original YouTube series.
Because that was kind of my fear was like, well, they're just going to remake that then?
I was kind of wanted to go into this with like use that kind of money and the,
the resources to do something different with this, you know, show a different kind of scope.
And yeah, you do get the found footage stuff in there in a couple of standout sequences,
but it was that kind of contrast that I thought was really cool.
And there was a strong motivation with, yeah, we're in spoilers, aren't we, with that,
the Chihuatl, Edge of Four character.
It's a set in the 90s, so you don't have, like, a phone to casually just film this stuff.
So it made sense to me why he was, like, going in there and trying to get some evidence and kind of
convince.
Sure.
I don't know why it had to be this relationship.
like this
therapist kind of dynamic.
I didn't really
connect that much
with that outside of
you know,
it's a shortcut,
isn't it,
to get into the mind
of the Clark character.
Even though I feel like
that's kind of what is cool
about the backrooms
as like a visual metaphor anyways,
that you could kind of
communicate a lot of
what you're talking about
during this therapy stuff
by him just exploring the backrooms
and kind of watching him as a character.
Like,
that's where the heart of this is to me.
like the where they take him as a character and this kind of the way he embraces it when this kind of like
there's all these little clues you get like he was uh he wanted to be an architect but he's kind of
past that now and he's in this store that he doesn't really care about this furnisher store and there
is something liminal about it and it mimics like his headspace so watching someone get like
lost in that and these like blurry stretched memories and like bitterness and there's something
really cool and creepy about that.
But I just feel like it kind of rushes somewhere between the second and third act to get to like,
okay, we now need like a monster to chase a lady around when I just felt like,
man, I feel like we're onto something with this cloud character.
And I know he has concluded through when it like shifts to that merry character.
But as you say, she just feels like a just kind of like a vehicle for the story at that
point.
It doesn't really feel like a character.
It's like, yeah, so we can get the scary.
The scary chase bit where I feel like there was something more kind of psychologically interesting going on with Clark without that a play at all really.
And the random Duplus, Mark Duplus, including too.
He worked for it.
I kind of liked that.
I liked him.
Yeah, no, he did.
That as like an open-ended, okay, I like this as like a trope, the shady organization that was like an MRI company that has stumbled into this weird place and they're trying to figure it out and they're kind of shady and what's going on there.
that was cool.
But there was just, yeah, that
main transition of these two characters
that wasn't fully loving.
Yeah.
No, I think what they were doing
with the fact that he's like
an architect and the fact that she's a therapist
is because the thematic ideas
about the back rooms are like,
oh, it's like a never,
like it plays on space,
you know, architect, you know,
building blah, blah, blah.
And then it's also about your traumas,
you know?
So it's like the two characters.
are like representations of of the two aspects of the backrooms that the film is implying that it's like made up of like that your trauma is a space or whatever yeah yeah which is more with some of my critiques with that literal script like when he starts verbally just making these comparisons of like like the furniture it's like this is too on the nose really for me because I feel like you'd subconsciously be picking this up anywhere
It's like what makes it creepy in the first place.
So yeah, I wish they could have just knit that in the bud a little bit.
Yeah.
So I liked everything else.
I mean, it's literally just like show don't tell the type of screenwriting.
And I think like for my audience at least, the real first like kind of like sagging moment in the story was when Clark is just kind of explaining who he is to his therapist in a very long scene that gets repeated in the second half of the movie and kind of,
they play on it and try to like make it an interesting thing. And I do like that dinner table scene,
but, you know, to have this long scene where he kind of talks about and we can kind of intuit
who he is to then be followed by a sequence of seeing him at work and we see him kind of like
watching his ex-wife from the window, you know, through his car and these things. And it's like,
I wish we could have just seen who he is and learned about who he is without all of this
exposition of him telling us who he is. It's just like, that's what,
is so, you know, like a really good screenplay will do that.
Like you don't need to just tell the audience exactly who this character is.
You kind of just learn about it by watching them and seeing the choices that they make.
So that was the first huge like misstep, I think, in the movie.
It should have been either shortened completely or I do think like that relationship between therapist and patient was really not explored fully or it just felt like narrative shorthand.
of like, hey, this is, like you were saying, Adam,
this is just a way to kind of get into the themes of the movie
because ultimately Clark's character, I think,
um,
fails,
uh,
in his resolutions,
you know,
like he,
like you,
Alex was saying,
like he just kind of becomes crazy in the third act.
You know,
it would have been nice to see a bit more of that development or,
or see like a natural progression of that.
Yeah.
Um,
and see like,
crazy now.
Yeah,
he's crazy now.
From his perspective too.
Yeah.
Instead of from someone else.
because that's kind of what is cool about it, right?
Because he's already kind of being,
different aspects of his personality
are being personified by other, like, literal creatures in this case.
So I feel like it would be riskier
and probably more difficult to, like, get that working,
not having, like, two characters to work with in the same way.
But I think I would prefer how that would move,
because it just feels a bit kind of clunky when you get to that section,
especially when this is a nearly two-hour-long film as well,
because there is a building momentum
and it felt like part of the,
I know, it just lost part of that momentum
when it was getting to that point for me.
I feel like I much rather,
and I feel this,
I've said this about so many horror movies,
like I much rather would have had a situation
where like the thematic ideas
and what it's trying to communicate
is rather than something that's kind of more or less explained
is just something that like,
it could be figured out by fan discussions, right?
I think my ideal version of this movie is one, you know, whether or not it's all found footage, is just one where, like, there's more of a mystery, you know?
Like, sure, there are aspects of the literal aspects of the back room is there's still a mystery.
But like, I feel like we didn't need to have big chunks of the movie dedicated towards, you know,
know, having these characters pretend to flesh themselves out, but not really. You know, I think,
I think it kind of works against itself when it's ambitious in the sense that it's trying to
tell these greater stories through the backrooms, but it's just not good enough at it. So it feels
like kind of a misdirect or sorry, a misstep, like a step in the wrong direction.
I guess it works in the sense that I could establish the backroom.
so well as a location that I could kind of picture this just being implemented into
different characters or different kind of uses.
Because yeah, like visually and spatially, it was quite clever with that.
I felt like I could really keep up with the characters in the space and it can simultaneously
be confusing for the character, but also, oh, I recognize that within the space and I'm not
getting lost within like the logic that it has, even though it is a kind of like dreamlike and
detached and weird.
Yeah.
It felt that there was a moment in the film where it kind of like started to fall apart for
me and it was when he decided to meet up with the two disposable characters to go into
the backrooms.
Like before that point, even despite, you know, some clunkiness and, you know, not the best
writing here and there, like, it still felt like a pretty.
pretty mature film.
And then just, yeah, during that scene,
all of a sudden, like a brick wall,
like Chuitel's performance got worse.
Like he wasn't really bouncing off of those characters
in any way that felt natural.
They weren't doing a great job.
Like those two were just, I think it had a lot to do
with like the dialogue that was written for all three of them
and just not really putting much thought into their dynamics
or like how they were.
would interact with each other.
And then, like, you know, they all just do like so much stupid shit, which, you know,
I guess it's a horror movie or whatever.
But, like, I was thinking about, like, the logistics in ways that I, like, would like to not
have been doing where he's, he's like, on the rope.
He sees a thing.
He obviously wants to get back up.
Like, dude's, like, scared for his life.
But he's holding, like, a gigantic camera.
And he's, like, what?
He's trying to climb the rope with one hand.
Like, I'm sorry.
Like, it would have been, it would have worked better in that.
that scenario if they had just like, I don't know, taped it to his head or something.
And then from that point on, you know, like the weird kind of like conveniences of like,
oh, let me set the camera down right here while I'm like in the middle of trying to like escape
a thing and it just perfectly captures the, them in the frame.
Like people aren't thinking about that in that moment.
You know, like when there's a thing that's a danger that you didn't know about before,
like you're not thinking about where you're framing the camera you know like you're not i don't know it's just
a lot of that section felt unnatural there there is an opportunity for horror there too if they
lent into that a bit more it would make it scarier too yeah it was a bit more like chaotic and
because that whole scene was like something i was looking forward to in the story and was like a
point where it needed to escalate in some way um and it does it just feels like oh now going
real quick.
Yeah.
When it was like a slow build up to that point.
And then that's when the transition,
like the prospective character kind of shifts as to regain momentum.
Yeah.
And I think like Renada Renzva,
she does a fight performance,
but,
you know,
her character is really paper thin.
We only really only see who she is based on like flashes of her past
and how she was like raised in this kind of like restricted environment and stuff.
and she carries around the object of like her childhood,
you know,
the piece of concrete of the hands that like she...
Chekhov's paperweight.
Yeah, it is like,
okay,
I got to bring it into the backrooms
and I'll use it to smash the monster's face.
Like that to me was just like the most screenplayy,
like hacky,
like come on guys.
Like that's really what we're doing
with her character.
Yeah, just on the nose.
Her character is I'm a therapist.
And it's like,
I wish there was some better reason for her
to go explore the back.
rooms because really there's there's really just not really much of a justification for either of
them to really be exploring that much i mean i get clark he's just kind of like ensnared by his curiosity
he's an architect but for her you know to go uh in there you know it just it would have been
maybe more interesting if it was like she had a deeper dynamic or relationship with her patient
yeah to the point where like something snaps and it's like she feels like she's lost him
completely and she failed and she has this need of like i need of like i need of like i need
to fix him. Like I'm not going to refuse to give up on this this patient. I'm going to try to fix him.
And it's like if there was more of a personal relationship between the two, I could see like
the payoff happening, you know, where it's like she's trying to correct something in his mind
that can't really be corrected. And I see the movie kind of going in that direction.
Yeah. You know, by the time we get to the dinner table scene and they're recreating the conversation
they had earlier, she kind of snaps and has this moment of like, well, you're not a great person.
You know, you're just like doing these things.
And he, his whole, his whole arc is that he fails in growth and he accepts and he wants
to be stuck in his same frame of thinking because I think like where the movie sort of lost
me or where I felt like it became too literal was when the characters are kind of
speaking on what they think it is and they're kind of like, hey, this is about like the patterns
that our brains use.
You know, the patterns that we get stuck in from our childhood through trauma, we stay in those
endless loops.
And it's like the backrooms where you can't escape and, you know, you can't really do anything
to get out.
And he decides, hey, I'd rather be in these patterns that I've grown comfortable with.
And it's like, yeah, you know, and then he ends up getting eaten by the big scary monster.
So, like, I don't know.
Did it seem overly literal to you guys, especially in that moment?
Because that's when I was just kind of like.
okay, I'm just not as interested in the backroom's concept once we kind of understand
that it's sort of like built on the layers of their characters' trauma and memories.
And it's like refracted through the backrooms with these kind of like characters with blurry faces
and you can eat them.
Like I don't know.
What did you guys think of that?
Yeah.
Well, I think it's like just creates memories based on like things in your own head.
and that maybe like the trauma stick out more as like things that it recreates.
But I don't know.
It's just yeah, it like having it be more vague probably would have like been better for me.
I just feel like the least entertaining scenes were when they were trying to explain all that shit.
Like I pretty sure in my notes I was just like I wrote like boring.
And then and then as soon as things were starting to happen again, I was like, oh, thankfully.
thankfully that's picking back up like yeah it was nearly there for me on that stuff with the like
how vague it wanted to be with the dial just slightly going over in that exact scene to
didn't just i didn't need this much explained like all the little
investigation sciencey stuff with the duplast dude that's more like where i was satisfied
Whereas, yeah, I don't really need to know outside of just some kind of basic rules.
Because, yeah, you just get into that, we're talking about this last episode, right?
About that kind of cosmic horror problem.
And when you over-explain it, it kind of stops being as psychologically kind of creepy to me.
I need that to be intact.
And, you know, I've been criticising the Mary character a lot.
There are a couple of really good moments of horror with her.
Like, where it ends with her, I think is a really good, cool, like strong place for it to end.
That explains it enough too
I think that final shot of when we're sinking
Lower and Lower and Lower and then we see that
version of her like we wouldn't have needed that
conversation where Chutele Giof
kind of explains what's going on because if it
ended like that that that shot of her
in the backrooms like that
I would have been like oh that's great yeah it's a discussion
that's like what's going on that's so interesting
and then you can theorize and argue and
yeah yeah exactly
I love that as an ending and also
when she
when she went into the backrooms
the first time and interacts with Clark, I thought that was really well executed and how kind
of minimal that was put together and just like the slither of him coming around the corner
and like, oh, is that like the creature? Is that him? Yeah. That was a really great moment.
I think movies teach you how to watch it and I think one of the issues with this film and
why there's so many zoomers who are coming out unsatisfied of like, I don't get what happened.
It doesn't make any sense is because when you have scenes like that of Chewitchelogy,
if we're kind of explaining, hey, this is what's going on with this.
if he's kind of explaining it half-assed
and getting to certain points,
the movie's kind of teaching you to expect that,
you know, later on, like, okay, we're going to get more of an
explanation because the movie's already doing that for me.
So then when it kind of relinquishes and goes,
no, actually, I'm going to let you think about this,
then there are certain audience members who are going to be like,
hold on, you were explaining things earlier.
Why aren't you doing that now?
I don't like that.
So I do think that if it maintained that sense of mystery
throughout the film, then maybe that ending would have hit better for...
And it's so close with that, because visually it is doing that.
We've just described a couple of moments.
I'm just remembering more now, like when Mary goes in to the back rooms for the first time and sees Clark's, like, he's got like a mural, this drawing with all this writing and like theories as to what he believes is going on.
And like, I saw someone had taken like a screenshot of that and was talking about it on like Twitter.
And that to me is what's cool about the concept.
and the less you kind of know the better about that
because then it makes it scary but more
intriguing to think about too
but it's yeah finding that line is the challenge
and it just was a bit shy for me
yeah I want to point out
Jake to your point earlier
about her motivation for going back into the backrooms
I'm glad I wrote this down because I would have forgotten
otherwise during that moment like
you know after after she goes to the basement
and she's contemplating whether or not to like, I guess, go inside or, you know, explore further.
It has like a tiny, a very, very brief flashback of just Chewetell-Ege of For, like, being nervous in the chair in the therapy room.
Or it's like, wait, we're showing a flashback of just that he was there.
Like, what's that for?
Yeah.
Right?
I think, I completely agree.
she needed a bit more motivation,
but that edit just seems like
they might have realized that
and then just like...
Seems like in editing, they were like,
oh shit, we need to kind of explain
what she's doing this in the first place.
It would have been cool if she had a moment
during their therapy
where she like, you know,
just for maybe
because of her own stress,
she did something
where she felt like
it was inappropriate
and then because of that
maybe she would take
some sort of like
maybe she would feel some sense of guilt
for him like spiraling
or something and then in that
sense she would feel like a responsibility
to like do something that is
completely out of the ordinary
and you know
probably breaking laws
for patient
doctor relationship stuff
yeah also the door creek sound
yeah you probably could have easily kind of rephrase
that they could have been like friends or exes or something or their way we wouldn't have to
literally be a therapist but um i don't know i don't think that's that necessary with what it was
going for especially of like i don't know if you've seen kind of the creature from the original
youtube show kind of looks like a bacteria or something sure yeah that was kind of that was my
main concern with this movie is that it was just going to turn into like the bacteria creature like
chasing somebody around with nothing much else to it.
But I thought the kind of the pirate Clark thing was a nice way.
That was great.
I love that design.
That whole sequence, the ending sequence was great.
It was scary.
Yeah, yeah, that was a really good way of doing it.
Getting that guy from, who's like type cast as being like these big scary monsters,
like the, what was an alien?
Oh, the tall guy?
What was the last movie?
Alien Romulus, that guy.
Romulus, yeah, that's the one.
Yeah, there's Clark.
But that was, yeah, a cool visual.
What I loved about the Captain Clark monster was that he had limits.
He wasn't just like flying around on the ceiling and just crawling around like scary.
Like he was just walking around slowly.
But because of the environment she's in, it's like you don't know if she's going to get to a dead end.
You don't know what she's going to open into.
So that's like it's like the environment's the scary part.
He's just kind of following her.
He's just kind of like a benign, not benign, but just like a vague threat.
Yeah, it was great.
And some of the questions about like that, I swear you see a shot where the company, the shady company has like captured the pirate clerk and it's like scanning it or something you see for just a second and it's got like bones on the screen.
All that kind of stuff I think is really cool and it's the kind of heart of what is good about this concept.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we'll see more of this.
And I mean, all this to say, I think it is really impressive for a first feature, even if it is based.
on something he's kind of developed before.
Like that is a big accomplishment.
And I don't think he has any like major links like with obsession with like his dad like
invented Hellraiser, like Vro and directed Hellraiser.
Whereas this is more of like a nice.
This is just like some 16 year old on YouTube who's managed to get this working and it's
not like a disaster.
It's actually a really good, well made adaptation.
of something cool and hopefully will inspire more horror movies of this ilk that is like slow
impatient and people seem to be going out in droves and enjoying it and talking about it.
It's like this is exactly what we want, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's it's it's there's so much good here.
There's so much interesting and and exciting that I love to see in movies and that the fact
that it's a big hit that's making lots of money.
You know, I have like confidence in like the director and the vision that like it's going to be taking
it in an even more interesting direction in the future.
So, yeah, I think it's a win for everyone.
Alex, I don't know.
Do you, was it, did you hear that Curry Barker is the son of Clive Barker or something?
Or who?
Yeah, I was just, I just looked it up and his father is Jeff Barker.
Yeah.
Oh, am I going to go that wrong.
Okay.
No, yeah.
I think people were joking about his dad being the whole racer guy.
Sometimes that's how misinformation spreads as someone makes a joke.
And then it sounds like it could be true and then you think it's true.
So there's my little fact check.
Curry Barker.
It's the name of like an Indian dog persona.
What?
What?
The fuck?
I don't know.
You thought about that for a while, didn't you?
Well, it just came to me.
It came to me in a dream.
Sure, sure.
You were like, ah, got to drop this in it.
Yeah.
What I would love to see
is like a backroom's
miniseries. I think I would prefer that over a sequel.
You know? Because you could do a bunch of different things
in the backrooms. No, no. Keep it in the cinemas.
I don't know. I feel like a trilogy would be cool just
I don't know 90 minutes. If this could have been 90 minutes for me, I feel like
that would be perfect with this kind of production.
It's got like Chhuel Ejifur. I know you could do that in a TV show, but
you could do that like a trilogy.
those you of these with like a great character actor?
No,
like not with the same characters necessarily.
I mean like kind of like a bunch of different stories
where the only connective tissue is that it's in the back rooms
and then maybe some of them are related.
But you could just have a bunch of different characters,
different stories and just like a bunch of short films essentially.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm crazy.
You're crazy.
Yeah, I feel like the obsession device would kind of work better for that.
I don't know, something about the, a film works quite well to me with this.
Okay, yeah, I'm just kind of worried, like, my expectation is that backrooms two or whatever,
like, is that it's just going to get dumber and that they're going to try to explain more.
Like, that seems to be the trajectory of any sort of horror movie, especially ones where they have any kind of mystery, right?
Whereas, like, a mini-series, to me, the limitation of having different characters in short,
shorter run times almost encourages things not to be over explained.
Like it almost removes the temptation.
Because then you're just concerned about like, okay, what's like a cool setup or scenario
or what type of like dynamic can this character experience or like what type of room?
Like maybe this character will be in the pool room.
You know, they hinted at it.
Someone in the audience was like, wow, dude, pool.
They didn't literally say that, but they got really excited.
Then they didn't even fucking use the pool.
You just kind of showed up there.
They've got a pool here.
And then he was there for a second.
They didn't even use it.
So I would love to see more pool.
More pool.
Yeah, they call me Tim Pool.
I love pools.
But yeah, no, I feel like the inevitability
if you make a full feature sequel
is that they're just going to explain things
in a dumber way.
That is the instinct.
That's my concern, I guess.
I would like a sequel set in the year 2001
and they're in the backrooms
and they finally escape the backrooms
and they walk out
and it's like the end of that
Robert Pattinson movie
and it's like oh shit
World Trade Center
oh backrooms
and that's how it ends
So they escape the backrooms
and they're on the top floor
the world trade center
yeah
that's pretty good
that would be bold
yeah
no I feel like
like he should just take it
in totally different direction
I feel like
the sequel should have nothing
to do with any of these characters
it should just be like
a totally different
maybe like the scientists
doing their shit
it should be
like
even be involved though.
Just the company should be the through line.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
You know, and yeah, we're definitely going to get a slow of these, you know.
Like we're already, 10 million dollar budget, which is insane.
And it's already passed 117 million as a recording.
I feel like doing something like either a mini series or like some kind of anthology, like,
it also gives the implication that like whatever story you decide to tackle, you almost have
more freedom because it's lower stakes.
Like you're not, there isn't the same amount of pressure of like, this is the feature,
like this is the sequel sort of, you know?
Like I kind of, I want to see things explored with more freedom and less fear over like
what it needs to be to satisfy that type of label.
So I don't know.
I'm concerned.
I'm concerned.
You can't call it back rooms too.
That's goofy.
Bathrooms.
Yeah, you kind of
Backrooms
Backroomses
Backroomses
Backrooms
Backrooms
Bathrooms
Feathing Pool
All right
Six out of ten for me
It was good
It delivered on its
premise
Could have been better
Some really impressive stuff
Great debut feature
Hope that Curry Barker
Does some
Cool
Sorry
Cain party
Parsons does some, it's like we just talking about it last week.
I hope that Kane, Mr. Parsons.
There's some cool stuff.
Son of Jim Parsons from the Big Bang Theory.
There you go.
Nepotism everywhere.
That one's a joke too.
I echo the same score, actually, the three star with a like.
This is a very high, like, three star for me.
Maybe would be like a load.
seven on rewatch
but I'm stuck in that position of like yeah
I'd watch that again but also
I had pacing problems with it
and I don't know there are sections
I'm not hyped to revisit right now
but yeah this was good
a good
first picture for sure
excited to see what's coming next and hopefully
they don't cock up back
rooms here or whatever they wind up calling it
yeah I'm going
seven out of ten because I'm the nice
one on the podcast you know
I'm the in my gluppshito era.
I don't even know what that means.
But yeah, no, I, seven out of ten for me right now, enjoyed.
Very positive.
Looks like things are coming up, glup shito.
Things are coming up, gulp shito.
Coming up, horror fans, horror fans are even good in the moment.
Yeah, I wonder what lessons will be learned from this in the industry.
Hopefully, good ones.
Things are shifting in the right direction, I think.
I hope so.
But do we feel like this is a bit of an over-hype moment that people are kind of like, holy shit, this is crazy, this has never happened before.
Like, this is a special moment for sure.
But it's like horror always does this.
Horror always performs.
Horror always makes a ton of money.
Also, it's not a non-entity either.
Like, Backrooms is pretty well-known from like a certain demographic below, I think, like online.
Totally.
Totally.
Yeah.
That kind of stuff.
And it doesn't have, it's not like.
It's not like Fnaf, you know, where it's like, oh, Scott Cawthorne created this.
It's one of those.
Didn't it just appear on 4chan or something?
No one actually...
It's a fortune.
It owns it, you know?
So it's kind of like an SCP thing.
People are just obsessed with this kind of stuff.
So it's not like...
It kind of is the same thing, but not.
It's in a weird space with the like IP recognition kind of boost that it can get just off
that name.
Community made.
I'd like to see Louise Ward direct a sequel to the backrooms.
Sure. No, yeah, she's actually really interested in the Backroom's movie, but she's not seeing it until today because she was just at like con.
So she just got back, so.
Right, right.
Otherwise, I'd tell you what she thought.
Backrooms is for everyone.
I mean, I think Backrooms is, I mean, it's funny because it's not like a, it's like public domain, you know, like there, there's no ownership over the concept of backrooms.
so you see like McDonald's doing all their advertising.
Anyone can really make a Carlin's movie if they want.
Is like fucking grimace like an SCP now?
Like they were doing the weird grimace shake.
Like they were playing into the grimace shake creepy ads now.
They actually really do have SCP vibes, all of them.
Like Ronald, that's an SCP.
They're all terrifying, actually, yeah.
There's a reason why they stopped like putting them everywhere.
They're bringing them back only for horror movie tie-ins.
Sure.
Way to go.
All right.
Today we are talking about the year 1946.
World War II has ended.
Congratulations, everyone.
We got through that.
And now we are into a sad era of noir and everyone's sad because of death and all that.
So this happened to lots of filmmakers, John Ford especially.
And so we're talking about my darling Clementine, which is a very somber, beautiful Western,
one of my favorite Westerns, one of my favorite John Ford movies.
It continues to just grow in my estimation.
God bless you.
Yeah, so I'm curious, you know, we'll get into like the more of the details of like how this movie
came about. I'm fascinated with
this movie in general.
I love westerns.
I grew up on westerns.
So this movie's like a just special to me.
So I'm curious.
I don't know how many like classic
Westerns you guys have have seen in your life
from this era.
But what did you guys think of this?
Yeah, I've been kind of intimidated by
John Ford if I'm being honest.
Like he's got like how many
how many movies did he wind up making?
He's got like 147 credits on Ndb.
just under the director section.
A lot of those are silent movies
that have been lost to time.
Yeah, yeah.
Still, tons of movies.
Yeah.
And, yeah, I think I fit in this pocket where,
yeah, it's a blind spot for me
and I'm more influenced by people he influenced.
Your Curacaoers, Spielbergs, Scorsese, whoever.
But yeah, I thought this was a nice introduction
to this year of the classic,
Hollywood kind of Western, which is, you know, it's interesting because it is an osmosis
kind of storytelling.
Like by the time I was born and started watching movies, it's like this visual language
of how you communicate this kind of story had been like passed down generations at that point.
So it is there was something nice about going back and seeing the kind of themes that was
exploring and what especially you mentioned the World War II kind of angle that was what, uh,
kind of jumped out to me at first was like, oh, this is like a very, this is like a response
kind of to that energy post-World War II with this idea of like America being this
kind of humble sheriff of the world or at least like that's like the cultural attitude and
this, this idea of this town in the frontier that is like used as a way of kind of displaying this
tension of the old west and the new west and the idea of like taming people and having these
duos of characters that explore this idea of like what america is at that point and it's it's very
kind of uh mythical and i don't think it's like trying to be realistic it does feel like
exaggerated and kind of different than the kind of neo-westerns we get now but um i dug it uh we'll
get into it more, but I'm curious where you guys start off with this.
Yeah, no, I definitely have not seen many classic Westerns.
I would say like Westerns is a genre overall.
I don't like go out of my way to see.
We covered the man with no name trilogy and, yeah, like what else?
We saw Unforgiven.
Have you guys seen any other John Ford movies?
I guess this is my first, and it's weird because I wouldn't have expected that it would be.
But then I looked and I was like, well, I guess that's the case.
So, yeah, I don't know.
I've got a few on my watch list, like Fort Apache even is.
Fort Apache.
I mean, the searchers is the big one, everyone usually sees, or the man who's
to Liberty Valance is another one of his.
And those are like pretty late in his career too.
I'll make sure that those are there.
So, yeah, I, that, I, I,
I was actually really impressed by the filmmaking.
I was not expecting it to be so well composed.
Framing cinematography, the lighting was fantastic.
And also the music was huge for me.
Generally, you know, regardless of the decade,
music isn't done that well.
And my expectation or my, I guess, assumption when I'm watching, you know, old, old movies
is that there's aspects that you just kind of have to like forgive for the time,
like things are less common or less likely to be figured out for certain aspects.
of it. But no, I was really impressed by it from a filmmaking standpoint. And I thought, especially
near the end, I'll try to say the scene without spoiling it, but like, there's a really, really
great sound design choice where someone is like, let's just say there's someone being like operated
on, I guess. And just like you hear the chaos of the, the loud environment.
in the room
that they're not in,
but you hear that in the background
and it still doesn't take away from like
this atmospheric moment of like
quiet and
like discomfort that these characters are experiencing.
Like it was a nice,
really
memorable and impactful sound design choice.
Yeah, no, that's a fantastic scene.
You're talking about, yeah, thanks for pointing out the sound there.
I mean, I'm curious, Adam, why you say that you maybe didn't expect it to have such, like, a nice composition and framing.
Is there a reason why you had that expectation?
Just because that's my experience with seeing, the more that something is a movie that is, like, on a pedestal that everyone says is good, the more I'm, like, disappointed, it seems, especially when they're further back.
Gotcha. I think like for me, like my like understanding and what I love about John Ford movies is that he is like just an incredibly like painterly filmmaker.
Like just the frames, the compositions are just otherworldly just extreme, very classical but gorgeous, just extremely gorgeous blocking framing cinematography. I mean, the type of film they use to capture the clouds in this movie is just unbelievably.
spectacular. Like the clouds have never looked so beautiful then. I've seen them in
John Ford movies, especially from like the 40s and 50s. Fort Apache has the same
thing in Rio Grande. Like it's just incredibly beautiful. And I think also like the
compositions here, yeah, you guys are talking about like myth and that is a huge
level of this. I mean, this is based on, this movie is based on a real life event. You know,
the gunfight of the OK Corral. If anyone's seen the movie Tombstone, you know, with Kurt
Russell.
Wyatt Earp.
Yeah, I was going to ask what you actually knew about that, right?
Because that's part of the story as these warring families.
Yeah.
It's like the inciting incident with the, how do you say their last name?
Earp.
The plantons.
I mean, a protagonist.
Oh, Wyatt Earp.
Earp.
Yeah.
The Earp family.
But yeah, I was like reading about this Earp guy.
Yeah.
Because of when he was born, he apparently, he like lived long enough into the 20th
century to befriend Hollywood filmmakers. So, like, he could kind of be built into this, like,
legend of the West. Do you know much more about that? Because that's fascinating to me.
Like, that overlap period. It is fascinating. I mean, so much of what White Earp told and discussed,
it's all fantasy and myth. And that's something that, like, John Ford was, I think, playing with.
Like, this movie is total bullshit. Like, nothing in this movie actually happened. It's total fantasy.
and basically every telling of the gunfighter at the O.K. Corral is total fantasy.
I mean, historians try to dissect exactly what happened, but it's all myth. It's all fantasy, and that's what the Old West is. That's like this.
What John Ford was especially interested in in all of his movies. He's not, there's a famous line that is often repeated that happens in the man who shot Liberty Valance, which is kind of a dissection, like meta, dissection of his career in a way and the myth of the Old West where they say, when the legend becomes fact,
print the legend. And that's
John Ford's whole career. And that's also, like, he talked about
and who knows if this is true, because he was a classic
bullshitter, as a lot of those old, like Hollywood directors were. But he's like,
oh, yeah, when we were making westerns back in the
20s, you know, Wyatt Earp would just show up on set and tell us.
And this movie's all fact. He's like,
my darling Clementine, it's all fact, because White Earp told me
this is exactly how it happened. So don't question me about it.
And, but John Ford,
like, earlier in his career, if you'll like,
read about him, he'd be a lot more open about like, hey, this is, um, uh, this is what I was thinking
about doing. You know, he was more of an artiste, you know, like you watch a movie like the
informer from the early 1930s. It's very artistic, very expressionistic. And you can tell he's
drawing on a lot of his inspirations from like silent German filmmakers like Murnau and Fritz Lang.
But later on in his career, he totally eschewed that, um, attitude with a kind of like gruff
American, I make westerns, you know, I don't talk.
about art. This is an art. And, you know, if you watch any of his old interviews that he did in,
like, the 70s with, like, Peter Bogdanovich, where anyone's trying to ask him any question
about his art, he's just, like, bullshits them and is extremely rude. But that's, like,
that's what he's all about and the whole dealing with Smith. Anyways, well, you're talking about
with Wyatt Earp. Yeah. No, it's all bullshit. And I've been to the OK Corral. Like, if you're in,
if you grow up in Arizona, you go to Tombstone and you see what it's like. And it's
nothing. It's not beautiful. Like this, they, they built all these sets in the middle of Monument
Valley, which is in Northern Arizona, Southern Utah. It's the most gorgeous landscape in the
world. John Ford shot almost all of his westerns in Monument Valley or Moab, Utah, up in that region,
which is just gorgeous. A lot of the Navajo there were employed, you know, to work on these
films and like they just Hollywood would drive in and shoot the movies here. So,
actual tombstone is pretty ugly and uninteresting, but they kind of preserve it as a
like an old Western town and they do recreations of the gunfight at the O'K. Corral.
But this movie is so weird because it's so uninterested in action and violence.
Like it is like, and the more you watch John Ford movies, it really subverts your expectations
of like what a Western is, which we think of like gunfights and action.
And we kind of think of Sergio Leone now these days.
And like the revisionist Westerns have kind of taken over the prominence in our modern mind of
like what a Western is.
But, like, John Ford is not interested in gunfights.
He's interested in dances and people walking together.
And the way someone sits on a porch leaning in their chair, you know, like, it's these little moments.
And the way smoke sits in a room when an actor is reciting Shakespeare, you know, like, the way light, it's incredibly poetic.
And when I think about, like, my favorite westerns, even my favorite movies of all time, like, this movie, like, I'd say Red River.
by Howard Hawks is maybe like one of the greatest Westerns ever.
It's one of my favorite movies.
But I think this movie is a better work of art.
Like it's just on a different level and operates in like this poetic function where you don't
even need to think about the story.
But like scene to scene moment to moment, it has these little grace notes that are just,
you know, breathtaking and that you don't see in most Hollywood studio filmmaking from this time
period that we're all about story, story, story, story, story, story.
you know and john ford was able to because of the production process like kind of like hammer in
what he wanted to do with these movies and you could argue that this collaboration not really
collaboration but he worked with fox and darrell of zanick controlled fox you know at the time and
zanick was known as being like a really good editor and so a lot of people argue that for some of ford's
best movies with fox you know the grapes of wrath and my darling clementine the long voyage home that
these movies were really benefited by darrell v zanick's
editorial control that he would kind of cut out some of those more long poetic meandering moments.
And this was Ford's last movie that he did with Fox before he went independent.
He created Argosy Pictures.
And his movie that he did right after this is called The Fugitive, which is based on a Graham Green novel.
And it's totally poetic and long and visually, spectacular and gorgeous.
But it was a huge flop because it's all Ford.
It's all just moments, visuals, atmosphere.
It's fantastic, but as a story, it's kind of dull.
But you can kind of get a better idea of who Ford is as a filmmaker when you watch the projects he made independently, when you see what he did outside of the studio system.
Anyways, I'm going on and on.
Have you seen both cuts of this?
I've seen parts of the other cut.
Yeah, yeah.
There is like on the criterion release, they have a kind of reconstruction of what the original cut probably looked like.
Yeah.
But, I mean, just like worst quality is what I hear.
There's a couple of like shoddy looking scenes.
And I think even they show like storyboards or something like that or just photographs of certain scenes and explain what was happening.
But there was quite a bit cut out of the movie.
I do think the final version is improved, although there is like a dialogue scene on a balcony between Doc Holliday and Clementine that is very expositional.
That's just kind of like, okay, we need to explain a little bit more about the.
relationship between these characters. And then famously, the final moment in the movie,
I don't really think this is much of a spoiler, but like in the final moment,
originally Wyatt Earp, Henry Fonda, he just shakes Clementine's hand at the end of the
movie. They don't even kiss. And apparently that evoked laughter from the audience who was
expecting a kiss at least. Like, oh my God, we're just, he's going to shake her hand. Like, come on.
So they inserted a shot of Henry Fonda kissing her very safely on the cheek, you know, nothing super passionate.
But anyways, yeah, there were some changes.
I think one of the reasons, so I looked at some of my IMDB stuff just to give myself a better understanding of my own thoughts and feelings, the comment I made about the cinematography.
I think one of the reasons I feel that way about older films is because some of my points of reference being like Kubrick and Hitchcock, like there's films from them that I've seen where I know that noticeably like things aren't.
And I'm wondering if it's from the generation of films or if it's literally just this artist, you know, not having.
as much experience as their later films, I guess.
But, like, even in Passive Glory from 57,
which I, like, absolutely love.
Like, that's, I think that's, like, a 10 out of 10 movie.
You know, there's sequences near the beginning
where, like, the cinematography just isn't quite there.
It isn't quite as clean.
It isn't as perfectionist, you know?
And also with Hitchcock films, you know,
the farther you go back, even, you know, like dial M for murder, there are things about it where
it's just like, it does feel like aged to a certain degree. And so that's, I think, why I'm, you know,
well, I look at a film like this that is not only like something that looks fantastic, but also
really consistent. Like, it never had any moments like that where I was thinking about one
particular scene being like, oh, I guess they just, you know, had to keep that footage and, you know,
like it felt very well thought out and very experienced in terms of how it was approaching each
scene. Yeah, I think, you know, it's interesting you bring up Hitchcock because it's like,
I can't think of two filmmakers too diametrically opposed than Hitchcock and John Ford, where Hitchcock is all
about storyboard and building this, like, you know, he's the, to Palma before De Palma,
he's like building up his stories where he even said that, like, shooting the film isn't
even the fun part for him, you know, it's like it's all been figured out in the storyboards.
We know exactly how we're going to edit and put it together where there are scenes in Psycho
where, like, the famous scene where the guy falls down the stairs, where Hitchcock wasn't even
on set.
They just, they knew exactly how to shoot it because of the storyboards.
A filmmaker like John Ford, he's not storyboarding the movies like this.
He was known for editing in camera so that he would film exactly what he wanted for every shot and not film like extra coverage of things.
I mean, this is so crazy.
It's so different from now how movies are shot where you got to film a million angles of everything.
You can edit it, you know, make the movie in the editing.
But John Ford was making it in the camera, you know, so that, and that was part of the studio system because it's like as a director, he didn't get to go in there and edit his movies, you know, 90%
at the time. So it's like if you only give them exactly what you want to give them, then they have to
edit a certain way. Intentionality. Totally. That's cool. Totally intentional. Yeah. That's fascinating.
Yeah, I guess I agree with everything you've been saying, but what kind of made it work for me
outside of when you read like the description of the plot like an IMDB, it sounds like a standard Western
affair, you know, after their cattle are stolen and their brother murdered the
brothers have a score to settle, the Clanton family.
But the way they actually, it's all the stuff in the middle of that that is way more
interesting.
Like it started clicking for me with what it does with the dynamic between Wyatt and
Doc Holiday.
The Doc was my favorite character, I think, because just putting these two like inverse
personalities that have this kind of...
weird mutual respect for each other, even though they've got these completely different kind of backstories and are coming at their perspective on the same place from, yeah, completely opposite sides. But they can kind of like connect over a love of Shakespeare or, and just how that's explored and the way that's fleshed out like through the Wyatt kind of being this rougher, he's like a cow like hustler, right? He's like just moving cows.
across the country and it's almost when he gets to the town he's like cleaned up by it and is
civilized by it and becomes like this sheriff kind of figure whereas yeah the duck holidays
kind of like the inverse he's like running from something he's got this illness um and it's just like
the the subversion of like how on paper if you like imagine these characters interacting like it was
like it'd be this big gunfight and it would go this way based on all the tropes but it it doesn't is like
it's willing to kind of be a bit slower and indulge in what makes these dynamics interesting.
And it keeps doing that and it keeps it kind of classy and well made.
And you mentioned the balancing on the chair shot.
There's like the mirror shot as well that kind of, you know,
as well as complaining about in backrooms where sometimes a visual or just way you depict a character in a scene can be all it needs to be to kind of express what you need to from where they are in that moment or where they're positioned.
in the story or how they relate to another character and it's really quite sublime for that kind of stuff.
That was definitely my, my favorite part of it was, yeah, specifically the Doc holiday and Wyatt stuff because there, I did also find a like dryness to the film.
There was a section, maybe like 10 minutes in between the, towards the end of the second act, I would say, where I was kind of like, it was, yeah, it just felt dry, I guess.
It was the best way I can put it, but it kind of won me back round towards the end.
I was constantly intrigued by how it was being presented to me, for sure.
Yeah.
I mean, the presentation was like the huge part of enjoyment for me.
Like I wasn't like that really into the story.
Didn't find myself connecting with like the narrative,
but I found myself like throughout the entire experience just being able to like,
you know, like him on.
the fucking stool leaning back.
And also just like the,
the fact that like these actors are doing those things for real
and probably like minimal safety, you know,
as he's in the barber chair,
they kind of just let him like fall back and catch him.
I'm like, well, if one of those actors didn't catch him,
it'd be hurt, you know,
just seeing the little time capsule shit.
Not to mention all the horses and stunts and all that.
The horse stuff pissed me off.
Those horses were not having.
having fun.
No, that's something you'll see, you know, so many of these westerns back then.
Yeah, and like well into the 2000s.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
So many movies, yeah.
Yeah, the stunts.
I mean, the movie is, and I'm glad that you guys like are seeing, I think, like, what is special about this movie.
It's like the movie is what's between the plot.
Like the plot, the movie isn't even that interested in what's going on with the story.
It's like all of a sudden it's like, okay, by the way, Doc Holliday, he maybe robbed a bank and also the necklace. They found the necklace from when the brother was killed and we got to go figure that. But it's like it's all these moments that I love how the town feels so alive. Like one of my favorite sequences in the whole movie is after Doc Holliday and Wyatt Earp. And then you have the drunk Shakespearean actor in that whole sequence of like, well, we got to get the actor back to the theater because like it's all these little things that.
When John Ford, like, lets these moments breathe in some of his best movies, it's just, you feel like you're not watching a movie of that time period.
Really, it feels extremely modern.
And there's just this melancholy in this movie between the way, you know, Wyatt Earp wants Clementine.
Clementine wants Doc Holliday.
And none of them are happy.
They're all running from something or trying to get something that.
they can't have.
And everything is done through a sense of like duty.
We have to do this.
And you could almost place like a perfect World War II metaphor on top of this movie
if you wanted to, you know, like Doc Holliday has to get back into marshalling,
not because he wants to, but because he was attacked, Pearl Harbor.
You know, he has to get into the war and join civilization.
And then he wanders off alone at the end of the film without, you know.
And like, it's interesting to this like era of these filmmakers who,
like John Ford was around
like he was at D-Day
like he wasn't on the first wave of D-Day
but like they were all there
the Battle of Midway is like a very interesting
documentary that it's a propaganda film
you know but John Ford was there with his camera
crew you know filming these things in World War II
and they were that's crazy actually
there's a great documentary on Netflix
called Five Came Back
which is about I think it's John Ford
William Weiler and Frank Capra
and a couple of other
of those big filmmakers of the time it's about like
what they went through and experienced making propaganda films for the United States government
and then how that changed them.
And that period of, there's another companion film to this movie that I recommend you guys
check out.
That is also interesting called They Were Expendable, which is about PT boats in the South
Pacific.
And it's about failure.
It's about a failed mission.
John Wayne is in it.
But it's so fascinating because at the very end of World War II, you know, America's
triumph, John Ford is making a movie about these guys failing at a mission. And like, it's such a,
again, somber, sad story where you feel, especially in this period after, there's this great
book called John Ford, The Man in His Films, which I recommend to anyone interested in John Ford's
by Tad Galaher. But he kind of charts the progression of John Ford's filmmaking. And this period is
considered like a transitory moment when he makes, they were expendable, my darling Clementine and the
fugitive to where he goes, okay, what do I do? Like, he's trying to escape reality. And the films that he
makes after this are, he makes a ton of westerns. He makes The Quiet Man, which is a total fantasy
farce, which is a great movie, but it's about like a total fantasy version of Ireland. And he's
kind of sinking into myth and just ruminating and escaping reality in that sense. So, and it's not really
until, like, the searchers in the late 50s and then they're in the early 60s with like, um,
the man who shot Liberty Valence and Sergeant Rutledge and all those,
Cheyenne Autumn,
where he's kind of like dissecting the myth of the Old West in more of a critical way.
So yeah, this movie is just, it's so wonderful because I,
and the best,
the best movies to me are those where you can experience them almost as like a poem.
And like,
and that's not true of every movie, obviously.
But it's like,
it's a movie that's not really interested in like narrative momentum,
even though it has it there, it has the structure in the bones so that it feels like contained.
It feels almost like this perfect little thing that within and between the lines, you have these
moments, like the moment where when right after, right before the brother is killed, you know,
when they first go into Tombstone for the first time, he says, bye, Virgil, bye, brother, why,
you know, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, and he says all these things.
And then it just lingers on his face.
In this, like, kind of strange, waxy moment, he's just smiling and it just has this long fade-out.
And it's like these little things you don't see in a lot of movies of the time period.
And I think that he was not like a modern filmmaker.
Like it's very classical and old school, but it has this type of, I don't know, poetry to it that I just can't help being drawn to and exploring more and more.
Like the more I see his films.
Like he was a real artist despite how much he tried to deny it and tried to escape from that term.
Like what he did in the constraints of the studio system is really amazing.
There's so many masterpieces in his filmography.
This is just one of them.
Nice.
And me being able to talk to you guys about this at length is like such a,
I can't tell you how fun this is for me,
even though I'm just going rambling on and on about John Ford.
No, I love hearing people talk about their passions.
No, I'd love to hear it.
That was what I was most excited for,
as you hear you nerd out about it.
Yeah, it is my nerdy obsession.
Yeah, I do wonder if there are, there probably are other movies of his that you guys would latch on to or maybe find more like connection to story wise.
I think the searchers is one where it is like you see so much.
I mean, it's taxi driver.
Like the searchers is such like a foundational text for those like 70s filmmakers like Paul Schrader and Martin Scorsese and John Millius.
Like the searchers is great.
But it's also breaking at the seams.
Like it's kind of like the myth is falling apart.
Whereas here, the myth is starting to like build.
And another great one is Wagon Master, which is about Mormons.
It came out in 1950 and it is almost just like all, it's like almost non-narrative.
It's just all like images.
It's really fascinating what he got away with.
Yeah.
Of course, there's the later period when he's like reflecting on.
Like Cheyenne Autumn is more from like the Native Americans perspective.
Like this movie is obviously built on like a racist foundation of like, well, the Native Americans are.
I mean, he even starts with.
Charlie.
Wyatt Earp throwing out the drunk Indian, you know, which is such a horribly like racist stereotype.
That's just like Jesus Christ.
Why'd you give him alcohol?
You know what they do.
No, totally.
And it is like this foundation of like also like Western cliche and like building.
building on this like kind of unexamined narrative of like this is myth. Like we aren't even
thinking about reality anymore. And, um, you know, I do think like John Ford kind of felt guilty
about that later on in his career. Oh, okay, good. Um, there's a, a western he made called
Sergeant Rutledge, which is unfortunately not like a great movie, but it's about a black cavalryman
officer, um, played by God, what's his name? A great actor who's in other John Ford movies.
But no, I mean, it's fascinating.
And even you look at a movie like Stagecoach,
which is considered like kind of the rebirth of like the Western genre.
Like people look at Stagecoach in 1939.
It's a great movie.
You guys should watch it.
But it is like, people should think of it as like pulp fiction of the Western genre.
Because at that time period in the late 1930s,
westerns were kind of dead and like Passet.
And John Ford made great westerns in the silent like,
Badman is a great silent era Western that he made.
The Iron Horse was like a huge deal.
But he made tons and tons of Westerns in the 20s where it was a lot more popular.
But then he comes back in 1939.
He makes stagecoach and it kind of revitalizes the Western for decades until like the mid-60s
when it starts to fall off.
But it's crazy that he was just kind of like remixing these tropes over and over and over
again to various effect.
And Fort Apache is one that is actually very critical of.
like American imperialism in the West.
I recommend you guys watch Fort Apache
because Henry Fonda, who plays White or up in
my darling Clementine, he plays this cavalry officer
or whatever who's like, I don't want to negotiate
with the Native Americans.
Like, we just need to like, he basically plays George Custer.
And it's kind of like a story of George Custer,
but set in like, you know, Arizona or whatever.
It's wonderful.
I'm going on and on again.
But any other, do you guys have any other thoughts?
or feelings about this movie?
Yeah, something I was thinking while I was watching it was,
there's a lot of movies where I watch something and I feel like the main character,
like the hero of the story is something that is kind of like this strange representation
of ideas of a time period of like what a hero is or what a main character is
or like, you know, the role of like especially a male lead.
should be. And sometimes I watch these things and you can kind of see echoes in it like the
backrooms, you know, throughout time of just like then you get into these weird kind of like
cringe lords trying to imitate that but not doing it very well. It's like the memory of of something
that it's trying to recreate. And I just, yeah, I found that interesting, just that thought of,
you know, because it's all like
weird archetypes and
like this fakeness.
Like as you mentioned, it's not exactly
like an accurate version of history.
But I find that part interesting.
Like the idea of like what
people find to be, yeah, like the role model
or the hero or like what is cool
or what should I be like
and how media influences people.
people. Well, yeah, I find that double interesting through the lens of a period piece that was made in the 40s. Yeah, which to us, it's like a period piece. It's like, yeah, a hundred years day. So, yeah, the whole, the whole context of, yeah, the, it's like just after World War II, there's like an attitude embodied into the, the, the filmmaking, the way it presents itself. Like, I was reading that, about the entire movie. Like, that's how it felt to me. This kind of, yeah.
reluctant but necessary sheriff and the way that was positioned in the story that was like
really interesting to me from like a historical perspective um but it didn't kind of feel like
a i don't know it didn't feel necessarily like a propagandistic to me it felt more kind of like
there's a romance to it but it's not trying to present itself as if it's this grave reality or
anything that was something kind of exaggerated there so that totally worked quite well for me and
yeah especially when paired with just how ridiculously well made it is something that really stood out
to me were like the crowd scenes just how dense they are and like just the the range of performances
and like costumes and everything that was so kind of like lively and yeah a lot of that personality
came from that like seeing these little reactions to moments awkward moments in the bar and
and just oozing the personality
and the whole champagne moment
and sliding stuff along the bar
and the blocking of that is a lot of great
visuals and character moments like that.
Yeah, all the actors look like
they were having fun for the most part.
Yeah.
The gigantic, like, hyperactive cigar-smoking piano player
was a fun vibe.
I liked him.
Yeah.
He didn't get a lot.
of screen time, but when he was on screen, it was great.
I mean, it's a funny movie.
Like, there are, like, it's those good jokes.
One of my favorite jokes in the movie is, like, when Wyatt Earp asks the bartender, Mac,
he says, Mac, you ever been in love?
Nope, been a bartender my whole life.
Mutually exclusive.
I like that part, too.
And, yeah, I guess one more thing about the filmmaking.
Like, there was a moment where there was, like,
a lot of commotion
where it was like a fucking
just dozens of people
crammed into this room
and like
what was it?
They had like a bench
or something
that they were like carrying up
but it was like it was a big
commotion
and I felt like the editing
in that scene was like very very on point
like very fluid and smooth
and like
no points where it felt like there was any like conflict in the continuity or anything,
which I also find to be like feeling pretty ahead of its time in that sense just based
off of the other points of reference that I have in my experience.
Yeah, it flows together beautiful.
And I think that's because the intentionality of like, I mean, he's been making like,
you know, silent films and all these films for so long that he knows just exactly how to edit.
in camera so that it has this flow,
but also like the choreography,
the blocking within the shots or,
like multiple story threads will be happening
or transferring in the course of a single shot.
And it's not overstated.
Like the camera almost never moves
unless it's like tracking them walking on the patio,
but there's barely any motion in the camera.
And all of,
but it's still so visually dynamic.
That's what's fascinating.
You'd think a movie that doesn't have
let the camera move it all. It's like this giant bar and how it's just like ramming into his
gut, you know, and that he have the Clanton's walk in. And there's just so much changing of the
just the choreography and the blocking on screen. It's really extremely well done. And like,
narratively it's just concise and like just really concise and clear storytelling that I admire,
especially about like this film. But, you know, in terms of like the masculinity,
aspect.
What I got watching this movie,
and I've seen this movie probably a dozen times now,
watching this movie now,
I got this feeling of like
kind of disliking
Henry Fonda, Wyatt Earp,
more than I did before.
Maybe it's just the way his like,
he's kind of cold and aloof
through like the first half of the movie,
just like I'm the law, you know,
like I know what's best.
He literally, he's like James Bond.
He's like, Erp, Wyatt Earp.
You know, like he has this
kind of aloof, cold nature, and that starts, what I love about the movies is that it kind of
breaks this shell. And you see this kind of like sentimental longing. Like he is just like this
longing, um, sad individual in a sense where like just the way he watches Clementine,
the way he walks with her, the way he dances at the church. Like that's a whole set piece in this
movie, just them walking into the church and then dancing. And it's so,
mesmerizing and just the way he dances and like lifts his legs it's so goofy and there's
something and this is something that he did also with like young mr lincoln you know he did
it's a famous ford movie that he did with henry fonda fonda plays lincoln and he dances very
similarly so i think john for just had kind of an obsession with making henry fonda dance like that
but like also seeing like the western type that he goes to like you in his movies you kind
have either Henry Fonda as the sheriff for the lead in these Western films or you have
John Wayne.
And John Wayne is like, you could just, it's so fascinating that the archetype that John Wayne
set up and the kind of role of the masculine type that he developed and invented.
It's kind of an invention that John Ford did.
Like if you read anything about John Wayne's early career, like John Ford invented John Wayne.
He invented how he acts and moves.
and walks.
Like, people would interview John Wayne and be like, he told me how to walk like this.
He told me how to fling this cigarette.
He told me how to do all these things, you know, and that was like a persona, you know, that he
held.
And John Wayne, like, John Ford was not like an arch conservative.
You know, he was very, he was pretty liberal.
His politics are confusing.
There's, you know, later in his life, he was like supported Nixon, but he was kind of woke.
later. Anyways, it's, it's way too complicated to even digest just in a podcast. But John Wayne
obviously was super conservative and like represented very pro. Like, you know, he made a whole,
whatever, I'm not getting into this. Sorry, this is tangent, tangent, tangent. But the,
the archetype that he set up between like John Wayne and Henry Fonda, where Henry Fonda is kind of like
this upright good sentimentalist and John Wayne, the archetype, he ends up driving it in.
into this oblivion in The Searchers
where John Wayne becomes
a true anti-hero borderline villain
where he is on...
You guys got to watch John Wayne in The Searchers
because he is like a menacing
and terrifying racist in that film.
And it's just a really fascinating arc
to this type that they set up together
with this John Wayne and Henry Fonda
like competing like masculine archetypes.
And you see kind of that in the Victor Mature
as Doc Holiday, which I'm glad Alex
he said you like him in this film because I think he gives a great
performance and his, he pairs so well with
the bromance that he has.
Like this movie almost has like a queer subtext I almost
want to like see there, you know, and there are, you know,
there are, you know, people have made claims John Ford was bisexual
and there are, you know, things that are out there circulating
and biographical details I won't get into.
but it's interesting the way his movies focus on male friendship.
It's very, very tender and very, very sentimental.
I don't know.
That's nice.
There's a lot to get into there.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Thank you.
I guess if we want to do ratings off that,
yeah, I guess it surprised me with the way it subverted that with its premise, you know,
Like just sounding like this revenge battle over cattle.
And that's nowhere near as interesting as like Doc Holliday,
tenderly watching a Shakespeare performance that he loves, like, completely locked in.
Yeah, very unique stuff.
I really enjoyed this.
I feel like I've got to do stagecoach next because that's,
it's been to my watch this forever.
And that poster's always like, hide me down.
But I think I'd give this on my first watch, like a three and a half star,
like a high seven with a like
but yeah but I've still got so much more to delve into here
I feel like I got into Westerns kind of later in my life
it was never something as a Brit that really stood out to me that much
until kind of like the late 2010s
and that's just this whole world to explore
yeah this is a this is a good one yeah good wreck
seven out of ten right
Thank you for the recommendation.
Love hearing you heard out about shit,
and it's good for me to slowly but surely knock off more classic things from my watch list.
No, and I'm glad you guys gave a shot and enjoyed it.
I think there's so much to be gotten from, like, John Ford's filmography.
There's so many great films.
And, yeah, I mean, stagecoach, but also please watch the searchers at some point.
Yeah.
I mean to me it's 10 out of 10
I think it's just a
it's one of my favorites but
Nice
Not to say it's a perfect movie in any way
But it's like what is perfect between the
The imperfections
It's just
You know
Something unique about it
Yeah thanks guys for letting me nerd out
Of course
Go on and on
Thank you
That's fine
Hell yeah
Is it time for questions
Can I just pee a moment
Yeah you know what I have to too
but I was going to like hold it.
I was too, like, I can.
All right, BRB.
All right, question time.
Cool.
Let's see some questions then from the Sardonicast community.
Head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit
if you want to ask questions for future episodes,
just like, aka Benzu did.
I can start us off here.
Question for everyone, but maybe especially for Adam.
Male slash male romance seems to be a huge part of book talk,
often with a readership that is largely straight women.
With the success of the TV show heated rivalry, I'm curious.
How you think about that dynamic?
Do you see any element of fetishization in it,
or is it not really different from how people engage with other romance genres?
Are there things readers and writers should be mindful of
when it comes to representing gay relationships?
How does that strike you?
Where do you want to start with that one?
I mean, there's always going to be weirdness when you're,
making something that is like, I guess, like four queer audiences, but also trying to be four non-queer audiences.
Like, heated rivalry is something where it originates from like a book series or a novel, I guess.
And like watching it, the entire thing feels like really, really fan fictiony, where, you know, in premise it's like, oh, these two hockey players are,
like in a romantic relationship with each other
even though they're like on different teams
and that no one can find out about it or whatever
but like there's no
you can tell that the writers
and the filmmakers like have never seen a hockey game
in their entire life and like it's not about that
like it's just yeah
you know it's it's literally just a vehicle
to have almost like a twilight-esque
like ooh it's so tantalizing
it's it's something that is
surprisingly pornographic for something allowed
on like television.
I guess it's just streaming service.
It's a crave original.
But also not pornographic enough to be porn.
Right?
So like it's also, it's in this weird in between.
Yeah.
In terms of like how characters are represented,
I don't know if like, I'm not one to get offended over, like, you know, straight women wanting to see two dudes or whatever.
Even if that qualifies as fetishization, I think that it would be healthy for human beings to, like, get over the fact that everyone has some aspects of fetishes or kinks or sexual desires or interests.
like if it gets to the point where it's dehumanizing then sure that's a problem but that that's not really a problem with the show that's a problem with people's attitudes or or a lack of perspective from people you know in their own lives who may be watching the show um but yeah i guess
you know one of the reasons why i love castration movie is like it's not it doesn't give a fuck if straight people are are watching
It's like it's not packaging it in a way where it's concerned about like how characters are represented and, you know, whether something's going to come off is like misunderstood or like poor representation. But whenever you see something that does have money behind it or, you know, the implication is that it's made for a wider audience, then those things are like inherently needing to be considered.
Depends on the project, but yeah, like there's weird tropes and and
cliches, I guess when it comes to that kind of media. Yeah, I guess that was something for me that in the early 2000s when I found six feet under that really spoke to me was that it had this
It had like a gay character in it that
It wasn't like a big deal really like it was to the character that they were gay, but it just treated like every other character
And it was like and I just remember feeling at that time like why the gay people exist
Like why is it so difficult to find like their perspectives or stories in like anything?
So yeah, I thought that was like cool for a show like that.
But still is like weirdly rare to this day.
Yeah.
Like it's it's people are just so like weird about it.
Like it's just hyper-pilitarized I guess.
And people just forget like yeah, this I'm not gay.
I just want to hear like,
different perspectives
and see as many different voices as possible
it is like an empathy thing
and like you can humanize people
and see all these different like perspectives
like why would you not want to see that
as someone who like enjoys
artistic expression
so
I find it very funny that
as a result of the success
of heated rivalry
famous writer Don de Lolo's
sexy hockey novel is getting reissued
called Amazon's that he wrote
under a pen name. So
that's all I know about
heated rivalry is that
Don DeLillo's novel that he wrote under a pen name
about hockey is getting reissued because of the success of it
anyways. It's very silly.
I would recommend it.
I think Nadia likes it. She's a fan.
Great. Awesome.
Yeah.
It's like it's undeniably entertaining
Everybody loves it
It just won a bunch of awards
At the Canadian Screen Awards
Also Nirvana The Band of the show of the movie
Shout out
Nice sweet
Not that anybody cares about that award show
I don't either
Just
Um
Okay so what do you guys think on this one
From Jojo Jackson
What are your thoughts on the new emerging
Subgenre
Incell horror
Or Consent Horror
What?
What?
I've not seen this before, but I did see
Fuck, what it was such a weird phrasing.
Like, I can't keep up with the way people speak anymore.
It was like, relationship slop, relationship horror slop or something.
It was like, because this happens every time something gets popular out nowhere, like with obsession lately,
being just such a like runaway success.
And then people cross their arms and like, okay, what's everyone talk about now?
Just stay off Twitter.
You can't just be a thing.
It has to be the sign of,
trend of something.
Yeah. Stay off Twitter, everyone.
Yeah, has to have a specific, like, categorized name, though, as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It can't just be like a firm he didn't, like, vibe with us.
No, it's because everything's consent horror now.
I saw someone on Twitter today say that the count of Monte Cristo was lit slop.
I like, everything's a thing.
Everything's a slop.
We go to retire.
Slop now already.
I think it's funny.
I did for a minute, but now like just everything is slop.
I guess everything kind of is slope when you look at it like with enough detail.
Night of Cups was low-key Malik Slop.
Just saying.
Fucking good movies are just quality slop.
Yeah, I don't know if there's enough evidence to really call it an emerging subgenre.
Who cares?
Like, it doesn't even mean anything.
What are we talking about?
fucking did you guys see the like
they they
somehow this was considered like
a legitimate conversation
where people were saying like
some people are accusing Kane Parsons
of not having directed the movie and there was a gross
director oh yeah
a few different projects I've seen have had that accusation
because someone on Twitter just said
yeah yeah there's no nothing behind
and they get enough retweets and then like fucking
like who's the guy that played
the scientist at the end
Mark Duplaz
he like
responded
like people
people were responding about it
as if it was like
a thing that needed to be responded to
which is just so fucking funny and silly
it happens like every other day now
I saw it that was like
a bunch of articles were going up
because it was like
someone just spread the rumor that Seth Rogen
was dead
and then
These assholes were like, he's not dead.
Okay, post-truth, I guess, whatever.
Yeah.
Your world is whatever you fancy it being at the, based on your emotions right now.
Why would you need to come up with like an explanation for a young person directing a movie when it wasn't even out yet when that rumor, like.
Well, one of the funniest things that about like I saw the people tweeting about this was like,
there's no way a 20-year-old was able to do all of this himself.
The movie wasn't out yet.
because it's called having a crew and having a cinematographer.
It's like, oh yeah, he didn't make it himself.
They watched the Michael Jackson movie and thought that's how art was made.
You just one guy just spawned it.
Yes, exactly.
Kane Parsons just in a studio just being like, oh, yeah, sounds good.
Yeah.
It's just so like conspiracy coded.
Everything has to be this like grand conspiracy.
Like it's always that.
Well, when the president is a part of a pedophile ring, it kind of.
I'm just so tired of everything, guys.
Like, it's just the internet is just, it's so worthless.
Like, there used to be a ton.
Let's all just go to sleep.
Let's just take a nap.
It's just a waste.
It's just such a waste of energy.
Your kid has the right idea.
Nap time.
Yeah.
We could all learn something.
We could all just, you know, stop tweeting, start napping.
That's what I like.
That's a good slogan.
I like that.
Yeah.
That could be your album title, Baby Jake.
I'm not.
It's not happening.
There's no Baby Jake.
Stop trying to make Baby Jake happen.
Yeah, stop trying to make Baby Jake happen.
What about Baby Adam?
How about that?
I don't give a shit.
Okay.
It doesn't have the same kind of like rapa zing, you know.
Yeah, baby Jake.
It's the single syllable.
Yeah.
That sells it.
Baby Adam sounds like you're talking to a baby
I thought John Mulaney had a special called like Baby J
or something I have no idea I don't know what's happening anymore
yeah no he does it's called baby J literally so you're just stealing from John
Malaney that's probably why it sounds good to you
that's probably why yeah well um
Jake Wyman has something that might look good to us
and he hyped towards David Robert Mitchell's it follows under the
silver lake upcoming dinosaur movie with Anne Hathaway a new
McGregor called the End of Oak Street.
Yeah.
Oh.
Is there a trailer for anything?
It was eight years since this last movie.
A trailer came out, yeah.
I wonder if I should watch the trailer.
I did have a quick click through it.
I was, yeah, I was not expecting it to be this.
Because I'll watch whatever he makes next.
Yeah, I mean, I love it follows.
I love Under the Silver Lake.
I was a bit just surprised by like, I'm just hearing the title of this movie and like,
from like behind the scenes or whatever, like watching it like take shape.
And then it's like, well, it's like this dinosaur maybe.
Yeah, I had no idea.
Like, we need a dinosaur movie to undo whatever Jurassic Park has become.
Like, I'm down for a good dinosaur movie, especially if it's, like, scary or cares about something.
Is it Cloverfield connected?
That was the impression I got.
It's produced by JJ Abrams, so you never know.
Okay.
That's the one thing that makes me skeptical.
Yeah, that's scary.
I haven't seen the trailer yet.
But I'm looking at the poster, producer, J.J. Abrams, I'm like, eh.
Is this a one-for-them situation?
You never know.
You've got to get a director jail.
Yeah, I never know how much to give the producer,
how much credence to give it.
Well, he's ruined things before as a producer.
There's a handful of things he's ruined as a producer.
Yeah, it's definitely not a name that excites me at this point.
But yeah, weird concepts.
It's like a under two hours long, pretty big cast.
like yeah it'd be cool if uh yeah it's kind of like creepy
i don't yeah no i'll definitely watch it just because i like the director he's he's two for two
out of movies yeah exactly he's made and i've enjoyed right does he have the feet uh the myth of
the american sleepover i did not watch so i haven't seen his first feature i guess oh right yeah
i haven't seen that fake fan fake fan yeah um all right um um um um um
So this one then from Tad Strange 2.
The boys and Invincible constantly get compared just because both are R-rated superhero shows.
I find this inherently dumb because they have completely different intentions.
One is a satire where while the other fully embraces the genre tropes but with a mature twist.
What are two movies, shows or games that you think get unfairly compared just because they have one thing in common?
Parasite and no other choice.
Oh yeah, well
That's a real
I'm getting boss baby vibes
For Korean cinema
That was
That was exactly what that was
Yeah that's crazy
People who have only seen piracy
I guess what pops into my head
Is like the
The idea of like a battle royale
I guess
The way that's always
It's always compared to the hunger games
I guess
That's always like
Treated like it invented it
I guess.
It was the made it popular.
I guess it's in the name.
Like Battle Royale owns Battle Royale.
Yeah, exactly.
The genre.
But you have to be a weird freak.
Yeah, I remember, it's like a manga or something.
I remember reading it in a film.
A little bit more hardcore than Hunger Games.
But anything pop into your guys' heads of like a weird, just needless comparison.
And apples and oranges kind of, it wasn't even trying to do that.
Yeah.
I mean, I gave mine just the Korean.
Like, that's the big one for me.
A big recent one.
I could think of some others maybe, but.
No.
I can't think of anything.
It'll come to me later.
You know, it's funny.
I mentioned this in, I think, my frozen, the YMS Frozen about the 2010 ski lift movie,
where the comparison, I think.
you. The comparisons that critics have wherever there's like a new horror movie, they're like,
we'll do for blank what Jaws did for swimming or will do for blank what Psycho did for showers.
And you just see it like spammed everywhere. Every like the the range of your cinematic language
seems to be very narrow. If you can only compare it back to those two things,
And it's just like, they're all, every time you see it on the poster, it's a movie that has no comparison.
It never, like, somebody did it for the visit, M. Night Shyamalan's a visit.
We'll do for blank, which is like, okay, well, you're just saying that was a big and influential movie and that's it.
Like, there's no reason for you to bring up that name.
We'll do for Mandalorian what Groku did for Rata the Hut.
Rada Mitchell to Hutt.
Yeah.
Just comparing things to Spielberg, actually.
Like the amount of times I've heard there, the next Spielberg.
Oh, my God.
We got a new Spielberg.
Even Am Night, they would say that.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm so ready.
Are you guys excited?
Disclosure Day.
Yeah, you know what?
Steven Spielberg is going to tell the world that aliens exist for real this time.
I am now, yeah.
Yeah, to distract from the Epstein files.
The conspiracies are already starting of like he knows something and he's using this movie as a way to, like, teach people.
Like, it's got to be a hinged.
Dude, last alien movie the guy did was literally a,
Iraq war propaganda made for the Pentagon.
I wouldn't even be shocked if he's literally
just trying to distract from the Epstein files at this point.
Wait, what? Hold on.
Wasn't it?
What your officer?
Fucking, uh, the fucking stupid, uh,
war of the worlds.
What?
That wasn't Iraq war propaganda.
That was it not.
Didn't we have a conversation about this?
What?
I don't recall.
Oh my God.
I'll have to go into it.
I thought aliens were in Indiana Jones as well.
You'll have to go into it.
Yeah, no, there's a big
in like the second
half of the movie
like the
I'll,
this is a conversation
for another time.
All the fighting the alien stuff
and yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think it's that one to one.
But you guys,
I'm going to be,
look,
I'm just warning you guys,
disclosure day comes out,
I'm going to be an annoying
Spielberg dick writer.
Just get ready.
It's going to happen.
Sure.
Yeah, I'm curious how it comes together.
I mean, yeah,
It looks terrible and I'm going to laugh at it and have fun.
It looks terrible and I'm going to have a great time.
There's a, okay, yeah.
There's things that look terrible that I would not be interested in seeing in theaters.
This is something where I'm interested in seeing in theaters.
The trailer looks bad, but everything about the concept and everything about what I know about Spielberg makes me think, okay, there's probably going to be something here that I like, but the trailer looks bad.
Yeah, I like the concept too.
but yeah
all these
CG like animals
like
walking around
with kids
it was like
what are we
what are we doing here
Stephen
I guess we'll find out
soon enough
she
she sounds like
she's making
popcorn
in the trailer
it's kind of funny
that
that shot
it looks
very silly
it could be a dumpster fire
and I'm
I'm here for it
I was there for BFG
big fucking
Gabeo.
So was that.
I also watched that one, weirdly enough.
Why did I do that?
I think that was before I was
done with Spielberg
in my head.
It's weird because
a couple of his best
21st century films
are West Side Story
and the Fablemen's.
So like,
he's,
our goat is not washed.
I mean,
I know you don't like Fableman's,
but I think it's a masterpiece
and I love West Side Story as well.
Okay.
Should we,
wind down with a couple more here.
Let's do this one from
pomegranate nearby.
Question for the South. Since you guys have
discussed Doug Walker
thoroughly on several episodes of the podcast,
I'm curious what your thoughts on James
Rolf, aka the
angry video game nerd.
I felt it was interesting to bring this question
up as James has been an influence
for many YouTubers, including Doug Walker,
going as far as to collaborate with him on several
occasions in terms of his style and production values
of his early work, as well as the fact that he actually studied filmmaking,
and has even said he considers his reviews to be akin to short films.
Somehow I completely missed the angry video game nerd.
I've seen a couple of his videos,
but I kind of saw the downward stream of people that were obviously inspired by him.
But I was never really into him, specifically.
I've seen way more Doug Walker videos.
like angry Joe or whatever.
Yeah,
never really interested me that much.
Funny, yeah.
I know nothing.
I mean,
I really know nothing about him.
Oops.
Yeah.
He seems like a nice,
nice guy.
Yeah,
I did my frown
independently and then realized later that
all right,
yeah.
Yeah,
he seemed to make like an enormous impact
in that space and also
he doesn't really
correct me if I'm
wrong. He doesn't really have the same kind of baggage that Doug seems to have. People seem to
kind of like, love and respect him in a different way. I know that Dan Olson, right, Dan Olson
did a video about him that I didn't quite understand. But that's basically all I know about Mr. James
Rolf. Yeah, sorry, I can't really contribute. Sorry, James. Sorry. Yeah. Hey, Adam, how do you feel
about Indianav already stealing your frowned face for the film obsession. I don't mind when I inspire
people. It's copyright and fresh. As long as it's to do good in the world. You got to have
ownership over your brand. You got to, you know, you can't let people steal your copyright.
I should trademark frowning. You should. Fine Bros. That shit. Yeah, I'll make a big video
about it and everybody will love that I did this.
So good.
That was a fun time.
Classic.
Okay.
So let's wrap up on this one then from Exiled Outcast.
We've done like variants of this question.
I might do a slight tweak on it, but let's see what comes to mind.
Seeing this has been over a decade since 2016, oh my God.
What do you consider to be the modern cult classics of the past 10 years?
modern cult classics of the past 10 years
yeah i would say just like broaden that to of the past 10 years
what are the kind of like culturally important or films that maybe have
stuck or you think are going to stick beyond
hundreds of beavers castration movie
they're run of the band the show the movie
skinnamarink anything i'm associated with
Skinnamarink
Sure
Yeah
I think Skinnamarink was like a better version of what backrooms was trying to do in some aspects different very different
But like if you're doing horror just like tone you know
Like Skinnamarink was more creative in that sense I feel
I'm trying to think of others yeah something like I feel like I feel like time is going to be very kind to
I know it's recent badington
I think like every day that passes
something about that film
it's just like
it's building up firmly
to something that I feel like
is going to age very gracefully
Eddington is eternal
it's the 2020s movie
I mean yeah
it's the new idiocry
yeah
kind of
although a lot better than idiotic
yeah no literally
yeah much for it as a movie
I say yeah but
how do you define
modern cult classic
because there's like
I just got to look
through some of my lists
being appreciated now
and known for that
like in everything everywhere
but then there's also
something like
a blade runner
of like the 80s
where it kind of like
bombed
but over time
has become
blade runner
that's the problem
is that you
you can't like
know it until it's later
you know
I can
classic has to come
originally
the Jennifer Lopez
movie that she made
that was about
her love for Ben F
like called This Is Me dot dot dot now.
I think that's going to be a cult classic.
For sure.
I've thought of recommending it because it is so fucking hilarious.
You should do it.
Especially that they got divorced again right after it happened.
Oh, that sounds awesome.
Yeah, it's atrocious, but it's great.
The documentary about the making of it is actually really funny and better than the movie.
It's kind of like a Fitzcaraldo hearts of darkness.
Oh, my God.
Oh, cool.
That sounds incredible.
Yeah, that does sound good.
So there you go.
There was one in my head and then I got rid of it somehow.
Oh, one cut of the dead.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I still have not seen that.
You should.
Don't look too much up about it.
It's incredible.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think you get a kick out of that for sure.
I even think the
the trajectory of these 28 years films
because they're not like doing that well right now.
Oh, they're doing the next one, aren't they?
Didn't that get Greenland?
Yeah, I saw that.
There's some activity on that, which is good.
I think Danny Boyle is making some moves,
which is awesome, hopefully the young fathers come back.
But I feel like, yeah, especially like Bone Temple,
like bombing so hard, but everyone seems to love it that sees it.
That could grow with time, perhaps.
bombed so hard
did it bomb so hard
I think so
yeah
on his budget
yeah
shit
yeah
we're getting a third
what about
Amelia Perez
that's a cult classic
it
yeah
happy Pride month
Amelia Perez
yeah
we could revisit it
Amelia Perez
mentioned during
Pride Month
box
This is a win.
This is a win for everyone's favorite pride film.
Big fucking Gables everywhere.
Well, speaking of pride, I could do my wreck if you want to.
Hey, you're doing something not here to know.
I'm doing something.
I often forget with the timing of like, oh, this is going to be then,
what's going to be going on that month?
I actually remembered this time.
Oh, yeah.
And I've chosen a film from 1996.
I don't think any of us have seen.
bound by the
I knew it, I knew it
as soon as he said, 1996, nice.
Cool, no, I haven't seen it either.
This was something it was meaning to.
The only film of theirs I haven't seen.
Great rec, thank you.
Yeah, I think this could be interesting.
Yeah, excited to watch this.
Bit of a Wichowski retrospective.
I've always been curious about it.
All right, yeah, if you don't want to be spoiled for bound,
1996, directed by
Wachowski's,
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