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It's MFD Spring Break Spectacular 2025. I'm Dave Holmes and this is the globally famous
Max Fund Drive. The one time of year when we ask for your support to become a new or upgrading
member which you can do right now at maximumfund.org slash join. This is the biggest MFD Spring Break in the network's history, and it's gonna be wet,
wild, and retro.
The first rule of the Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
This MFD Spring Break, we're paying tribute to the 90s, celebrating the decade's music,
movies, and pop culture as only Max Fun can do.
But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson and that he saved me in
every way that a person can be saved. Our first stop is Basel, Switzerland where
this year's Eurovision Song Contest will take place. I hear very faintly somebody
say, what's Eurovision? I have the Eurovangelist hosts here to explain it to you.
Dimitri, we'll start with you.
The short version is Europe's competing nations all pick a song and an artist.
They send it to the host city and they all compete in an amazing showdown to find out
what's the best song in Europe that year.
Oh yeah, Oscar, anything to add?
It's the gay Super Bowl. It's just a bunch of spectacle,
a bunch of lights, a bunch of good times. Oscar thank you for pointing out that it is lit. They
don't have it in the dark like some song contest do. Jeremy? My standard line for describing what
Eurovision is is that it is street fighter but with music. There you go. Now I found out the three of you were going to host the world's largest dance party at
the Dance Pavilion sponsored by Dunkaroos and Hollister.
So I was a little jealous.
But then I realized I could fly over, I could attend this dance party, and you guys have
all the pressure of organizing it.
So we are about 10 minutes from the start of your dance party before you take the stage as a three-headed DJ
Can you give us a little preview of a spring break appropriate?
Eurovision songs that you have selected to play and why it's a shame people can't see the three-headed DJ. That's too cool
I should let our Eurovision experts take stage first
Let's let's kick it off the right way as we stand next to the river Rhine. I think
there's no better song for your Eurovision Spring Break playlist than of
course Grease 2001 with Die for You by Antique.
We have future Eurovision winner, Elena Paparizou, performing with a dear friend, a wonderful early 2000s dance bop that's all about the devotion to your loved one, even until the
point of death.
That is an excellent lead-off clip to me tree. Who's got next?
Listen when I think about spring break, I think about MTV spring break
I think heard of it people in scantily clad bathing suits and cancun sort of partying and I kind of want to go back to
That mid 90s kind of vibe with a song that kind of hit in the US
But no one really knows that it's a Eurovision song. I'm picking
Ooh Ah, Just a Little Bit from the UK 1996 by the one the only Gina G.
But it wouldn't be true Just a little bit
A little bit more
The feelings are right, it's great
You can grind up on somebody in a consensual way
The vibes are correct
Love that
And it's one of those rare Eurovision songs that crossed over
Now, it only crossed over so far as the gay clubs of 1996 and 1997
It didn't get too much further than that,
but that's enough.
Counts.
But as we know, as we know,
the gay clubs in the 90s set the culture
for the rest of us. That's very true.
So when it was cool with the gays,
it was cool with everybody.
Now, speaking of cool with the gays,
you need a song that's gonna get everybody
on the dance floor moving and just just going crazy and so I need to
celebrate perhaps the greatest drag performer in Eurovision history I'm
talking Ukraine's 2007 Verka Srduchka with their song dancing Lasha Tumbae I want you to see, Russia, Dubai. I want you to see, Russia, Dubai.
I want you to see, Russia, Dubai.
Amazing.
If this does not get your party going,
like I don't know what to tell you.
The party's dead.
This came in second place, and it's also a great anti-Russia
imperialism song.
So we love that as well.
In your face, Putin.
Never more topical than right now. I would like to slide one in if I could. Dave of course. You're you're you're
you're evangelist too. Who knows Spring Break better than Dave Holmes? Well that's
very true. There is a song from I believe the year was 1973 to Eurovision
winner and it really encapsulates what the whole thing is. It was 1975. It was in 1975, do you know what I'm gonna say?
I'm assuming you're gonna go with Ding a Dong.
You know that's right.
1975 from Netherlands.
That was the Netherlands.
Netherlands.
And I know the line is a big hit,
but it really sounds like Ding a Dong, listen to it,
maybe it's a bigot.
Ding a Dong, listen to it, maybe it's a bigot.
Even when your lover is gone, gone, gone.
Ding a Dong, listen to it, maybe it's a bigot. But I love it.
It makes no sense and it's so 1973 or five.
It's everything.
I prefer maybe it's a bigot.
That's funnier to me.
Honestly, it's something we're all saying to ourselves when we meet someone new. maybe it's a bigot. That's funnier to me. Honestly, it's something we're all saying to ourselves
when we meet someone new.
Ugh, maybe it's a bigot.
It's happening a lot these days.
It is happening a lot these days.
OK, I'm seeing the stage manager trying
to get your attention, which means
we are almost out of time.
So let's jump ahead to your crescendo songs.
What are your closing bangers, Jeremy?
Boy, okay. I am the resident rock fan at Eurovision. Obviously, pop and rock have a symbiosis that
it goes back many, many decades. But never has it been more truly expressed at Eurovision than in 2006 with Lordy's Hard Rock Hallelujah.
And just imagining hitting a high right when Hard Rock hallelujah drops in, I don't know,
feels pretty good to me.
I like it.
Oscar?
Great pick.
Okay, this is going to be a controversial one because this one just was just released.
And okay, I know what this is.
It's a song that I keep coming back to.
If you want people to dance, the crescendo is happening
and you want people to get horny and laugh a little, giggle a little bit. I'm going for the
Malta entry of this year's Eurovision 2025. I'm talking about Mariana Conte conks spelled k-a-n-t which is Maltese for saying
Singing she's serving singing but she she does the chorus does go like this.
Do re mi fa so so s**t.
And it is.
She's serving singing.
She's serving singing.
But she's also serving s**t.
Wow.
If that isn't a song to get people up,
that is going to do it for me.
OK.
Go on Malta.
Absolutely.
Demetri?
Look, like you said, go on Malta. Absolutely.
Look, like you said, our excitement is beat.
Our hearts are beating like a drum.
In fact, there's a Eurovision song that talks about your heart beating like a drum when you're dancing out partying with the one you love.
I'm talking about Turkey 2009, Doomtek Tek.
Woo! I love that song. Of course. You end your playlist with Doom Tech Tech, everyone's walking out
happy. Oh I love it. I need this playlist in my life right now. Good news, we got it
waiting for you on Spotify, we'll put it in the show notes.
Love it.
Dave, you only got one.
Why don't you end us, Dave?
You finish off the playlist.
I unabashedly love, and I don't remember the year,
but I know it was Sweden,
Manns Sörm our time. Heroes.
But we're dancing with the demons in our minds. Heroes.
2015.
Heroes.
When I'm out running and my energy begins to flag a little bit, guess what puts the
wind back in my sails?
Mance.
Mance.
All right, you guys, thank you so much for doing this.
I gotta hop back on the Concord
and head back to South Padre Island.
Thank you very much for taking the time to chat with me
right before the biggest event of your careers.
Oh yeah, we gotta get into our three-headed DJ costume.
Ooh, yes.
Yep, you gotta do it right now.
Coming up, we'll check in with Hal Lublin,
who's hanging out at the 90s pop culture appreciation cabana.
Pelé speaks righteous. sister Xena says funky.
Hal Bazaar.
Hal Bazaar.
Hal Bazaar.
But first, it's show versus show versus show versus show.
As go fact yourselves, Jay Keith Van Stratton hosts an epic trivia showdown
with secretly incredibly fascinating's Alex Schmidt,
secret histories of nerd mysteries, Brenda Snell,
Let's Learn Everything's Tom Lom and from just the zoo of us, Ellen Weatherford.
All right, the person who gets the most questions correct will have gotten the most questions correct. Here's how it's gonna work.
I'm gonna ask you a question. If you know the answer, say the first word in your show name
and the first one to call out can guess first. Please wait for me to call on you and let's
practice our buzz in words. Ellen, what's your buzz in word? Just. Alex? I'm going to go with
sif because it's fast. Sif. Brenda? Secret. And Tom? Let's. All right, here is your first question.
Here we go.
The X-Men belong to a long line of fantastic characters
which started with the Human Torch in 1939
from Timely Publications.
Timely's name changed to Atlas Comics in the 1950s
and it changed to what name in 1961?
Secret.
Secret I heard first.
Marvel.
Marvel is correct and Secret is on the board.
Very nice job, Brenda.
Here is your next question.
Cheers has one of television's most memorable theme songs,
written by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo.
Although it's known as the theme from Cheers,
what is the actual title of the theme song?
Secret?
Secret.
Is it called where everybody knows your name or no
well this is the part where you answer instead of ask so if you would phrase
that as an answer is it not jeopardy rules no no not jeopardy rules is it
where everybody knows your name it is where everybody knows your name secret
running away with it so far to to nothing to nothing to nothing let's see
if the others could get on the board. Oh who here loves sports
That's what I thought I'm wearing a baseball hat you are okay
On March 10th 1955 the Zamboni made its debut in what professional sports league?
That's just that's I heard first
The NHL that is correct Tom and let's learn everything are on the board.
The National Hockey League.
Fun fact, Zamboni is a registered trademark
of the Zamboni Company,
and they are very protective of their trademark.
Here's your next one.
The movie Kill Bill Volume One opens with the quote,
revenge is a dish best served cold,
which is credited to a proverb
of what species of Star Trek aliens?
Just just I heard
Klingon Klingon is correct, and I can't believe we had that much of a delay
regarding a Star Trek quest.
There's a lot of Star Trek aliens, OK? Yeah, there are.
It goes back around.
If you know too much, then you're like, well, it could be.
Exactly. I was in a mind palace about the Tholians.
I was like lost somewhere.
Yeah.
All right, here we go with our next question.
We've got a game going now.
As shown in the musical, Alexander Hamilton
was the United States first secretary of what?
That's it.
I think that was Alex, yes?
The treasury?
That is correct.
$10 founding father for secretary of treasury.
Treasury or state?
Treasury or state?
Treasury.
All right, here's your next question.
According to one of TV's Twilight Zone's openings,
you're traveling through another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of what?
Secret. Secret.
I literally just listened to this, but of mind?
Mind. That is my answer. That is my answer.
That is your answer.
The confidence is growing and with good reason.
That is correct.
Sight and sound of mind.
This, there's literally like that in like what I'm doing
for this week's episode of the podcast.
I literally just watched that opening.
Was that a coincidence or did we conspire
to help you get that answer correct?
This goes all the way to the top.
All the way.
Oh my god, it's like a Twilight Zone episode.
Here's your next question.
Tom Lehrer noted for his song on the electric company,
there's a certain magic letter that can turn a can
into a cane, turn a pan into a pain,
and make a little hug become huge instantly
if you just add what quiet vowel?
Just.
I heard just first. E.
More specific please.
Silent E.
Silent E is the answer we're looking for.
That is the wonderful song with wonderful animation
by the wonderful Tom Lehrer.
What is the proper term for the motion cats make
by rhythmically alternating their paws,
pushing in and out against a pliable object?
Just.
Just.
Kneading. Kneading is correct.
Yes, kneading, otherwise known as making biscuits,
which I think Brenda was about to say.
Making biscuits, yeah.
It's one of my favorite cute things that kitties do.
I like that it's still a baking term.
I thought it was gonna be much more scientific
or allergy or something.
All right, let's move on to our next question.
This one has to do with Canada and food.
In the early part of the 2000s, thieves stole 3,000 tons of what Canadian food stuff valued at $18.7
million? Of course, that's Canadian dollars. Let's. Oh, Canadian dollars. Nevermind. No, maple syrup?
Maple syrup is correct. That's right. 3000 tons of maple syrup. Fun fact, Canada has a cartel that controls over 70%
of the world's supply of maple syrup.
But I know a guy if you wanna taste it.
Good stuff.
He makes blue maple syrup.
Yeah, that's right, it's pure, it's so pure.
All right, here's your next question.
Anxiety over World War II breaking out in Europe
led some handbags to be designed with a stylish compartment
to hold what life-saving device?
Just.
Just.
A knife.
A knife, incorrect, but that definitely is handy in New York.
Civ.
Civ.
Bigger knife.
No, that's right.
They would say, now that's a knife.
Yeah, it's a knife.
No, any other guesses?
Let's.
Let's.
A gas mask?
Gas mask, that's ridiculous and correct.
Oh.
Nice.
That's right.
It seems the gas mask is mightier than the knife.
In.
I love playing rock, paper, gas mask.
Yes.
That's right, respirators or gas masks
were part of a line of luxury handbags
that were designed and sold near World War,
excuse me, around World War II in Europe.
The Chanel gas mask?
Yeah, I am.
Who are you wearing?
Who, who, who, who?
So who?
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
All right, let's move on.
Here's some questions about improv comedy.
He was an acclaimed writer, director, producer, and actor.
She is an acclaimed writer, director, producer, and actor.
And together, they're probably the greatest improv duo of all time whose comedy records
made the pop music charts and won them a Grammy.
Who are they?
Sif?
Sif?
Nichols and May?
That is correct. Yes, we also would have accepted May and Nichols Sif. Nichols and May? That is correct.
Yes, we also would have accepted May and Nichols.
Yes, Nichols and May of course is correct.
The Grammy winning comedy duo.
Any fans of Breaking Bad here?
Well, let's see how you do anyway on this.
I made that reference about the blue thing.
Oh you did.
So Tom, fighters on.
Fake fan, fake fan.
Big fake fan.
Well, there are some rabid fans of Breaking Bad,
some of whom like to visit the actual filming locations
of the show in Albuquerque
and recreate some of the show's iconic moments.
This led show creator Vince Gilligan to beg fans
to stop going to the actual house used as Walter White's home
and throwing what large circular food on the roof?
Let's.
Let's, I think you were in first.
Yeah, you were first. I was gonna buzz in the moment you said house. I's I think you were in first. Yeah, you're right.
I was going to buzz in the moment you
said house. I knew what was going to
be. This is throwing pizzas on the
roof. That is correct.
Yes, he does that.
Exactly. Yes.
Please do not throw pizzas on the
roof. Please bring them to my
doorstep.
All right. Another TV question.
While the TV show Roseanne gained a
claim for its depiction of a working
class family, season nine of the show depicted the same family as incredibly wealthy. How did the family
come upon this sudden fortune? Secret. Roseanne won the lottery. That is correct. Yes, you won
the question and Roseanne won the lottery. Hey, let's get a score update as we head into the final
French of questions. We've got Alex with two, we've got Ellen with three,
and we've got a tie at the top, Brenda and Tom with four.
A very close game.
Anybody could win, but we probably know
it's not gonna be one of these people.
All right, here we go with our next question.
I didn't say the name, but you should be able to.
It's not directed at me, and I'm okay with it.
No, that was a nice...
Again, the stakes could not be lower.
Much of the film Ed Wood involves the making of what critics Michael and Harry Medved would later call the worst film ever made.
What sci-fi film featuring Criswell, Vampyra, and Bello Lugosi do we get to see come to life?
Sif?
Sif.
Is this one Plan 9 from Outer Space?
It is Plan 9 from Outer Space. Very nice.
Very nice job. The musical Les Miserables is based on the novel Les Miserables, published in 1862.
Who is the author of that novel? Secret. Just. Secret. It is... oh my gosh, I blanked on it.
I relent. Ellen, you were the next one in.
Hugo.
Victor Hugo is correct.
In the season three episode of the Brady Bunches,
Her Sister's Shadow, Jan complains about not getting
the kind of attention one of her siblings gets.
In doing so, what name does Jan memorably repeat three times?
Sif.
Sif.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
That is correct, correct, correct.
Why, I think it was Bloody Mary.
I was like, I named three times.
So I was like, clearly.
When he said that, then she did.
I'm supposed to be some ritual.
Oh God, I'm Marsha.
Oh, oh no.
I'm falling down the stairs.
She pushed me downstairs.
As long as you don't say Beetlejuice or Candyman,
I think we're okay.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are all tied up at four.
All tied up.
Everybody is currently in the lead.
Oh my God.
And it is going to come down to this one last question.
In Ontario, Canada, more than 75% of milk
is sold in what type of container?
Secret.
Bags.
Bags is correct.
Congratulations, Brenda.
We've done a topic on this on our podcast. I didn't know I was is correct. Congratulations, Brenda. We've done it's perfect on this on our podcast.
I didn't know I was the co-initiate.
Congratulations, Brenda.
You're the winner.
Good job, Brenda.
You did it.
Of this very important, very exciting trivia showdown.
Congratulations.
Well, hey, everybody, I want to thank you, Tom Lom, Ellen Weatherford, Brenda Snell,
and Alex Schmidt.
Now, where can listeners who aren't here with us at the Long Beach Convention Center Promenade meeting room
find you?
Ellen, why don't you go ahead and tell us.
Just the Zoo of Us on Maximum Fun,
wherever you get podcasts.
And Alex?
Yeah, secretly incredibly fascinating.
If you search secretly in a podcast app,
it's the red one.
And Tom?
Where Let's Learn Everything.
We did a topic about bagged milk with a Canadian,
if you want to learn some more about that.
Amazing.
And Brenda.
You find me on secret histories of nerd mysteries
on Maximum Fun.
Excellent.
And I'm J. Keith Van Stratton from Go Fact Yourself
here in Maximum Fun.
Hey, thanks so much for everybody who supports us
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You can go to MaximumFun.org slash join.
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We gotta go to break, but when I come back I will sit down for an exclusive interview
with Auburn College students and guy who died, Thatcher Sawyer.
I was pronounced legally dead and I saw heaven itself.
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MFD Spring Break 2025.
We are in the Fruitopia one-on-one interview lounge. I am Dave Holmes. We're the young man
who's down here all the way from Auburn University. He's a little bit of a spring break celebrity.
Please welcome Thatcher Sawyer. Hi Thatcher. Oh Dave, it's great to be here. I can't wait to
share my story with everybody. We can't wait to be shared in that story. Yeah, go sandpipers go sandpipers
we're the number one school in rowing lacrosse and
Shorts, yeah and an excellent pair of shorts on you right now Thatcher
Madras never looked so good. So you had a bit of an interesting experience at spring break last year
Why don't you tell us about it?
Well, Dave, during Spring Break last year,
I legally died.
Thatcher.
I was pronounced legally dead,
and I saw heaven itself.
Okay, back me up a few steps, Thatcher.
What happened?
What were the circumstances of your spring break death?
I was a tragic victim of mixing. Obviously I know this now, but like I just want to say
to all the young people out there, if you're partying, if you're throwing down, just watch
for mixing because I unfortunately mixed tequila, Celsius, and being on a balcony that collapsed.
Wow. Oh, that's a difficult combination.
Because of that, I was legally dead for 14 minutes,
but was brought back to life by heroic EMTs.
They're the real heroes.
But in the time that I was gone, I
was fortunate enough to see heaven, to see the other side,
and to see what awaits us, you know,
after the party's over.
I have so many questions about the afterlife.
I'm just gonna start.
What does it smell like?
I mean, it's just got this wonderful smoky smell, right?
Like a smoky sulfur, charcoal, like,
you ever like catch your flesh on fire?
You ever like catch your hair or flesh on fire?
Like maybe you fall in a bonfire,
you get too drunk at a bonfire?
So it smells a little bit like when human flesh burns.
Just like gorgeous smells in heaven.
Wow, oh God.
Yeah, so like a little bit like a fire pit
or a Korean barbecue, but human flesh.
Yeah, human flesh, exactly. It's kind of got a stench, a kind barbecue, but human flesh. Yeah, human flesh, exactly.
It's kind of got a stench, a kind of a reek, you know,
but like, you know, I was into it.
The music playing in heaven,
is it what you're listening to when you die
or is there special heaven after life music?
You know, I assumed I would be up there
jamming with the greats.
I play a little guitar, Dave, do you know that?
I play a little guitar. Dave. Do you know that?
I play a little guitar.
I didn't know that, but I did assume.
People love it when they're at a party with me
and I break out the acoustic
and I throw down a little Buffalo Soldier.
Oh, I love that.
No matter what's playing on the stereo,
it's a song of revolution, Dave.
And it speaks so directly to your own personal experiences.
Exactly, I've had a lot of hardship.
You know, Bob Marley, he gets me.
Anyway, what I was assuming was that I would be in heaven,
jamming with Hendrix, Bob Marley,
the one guy from Dave Matthews band that died.
I didn't really see many, many musicians.
There was this really cool guy though, Genghis Khan.
Oh, I've heard that name.
So you're on Survivor or Big Brother?
No, I think he was like a leader or something.
Mm, okay.
Not a history guy.
I'm more of just like a school of life kinda guy.
Yeah.
He's great with percussion
and he had this friend there, Vlad the Impaler.
Uh-huh.
Is he a TikToker?
He's a TikToker.
Maybe he might be a TikToker. Maybe he might be a TikToker.
I have like a different TikTok algorithm than most people.
I'm on crosstalk, which is like CrossFit and talking over each other.
Right.
That's my TikTok algorithm. But this guy was really cool and,
you know, we had a little drum circle and it was like just really cool and like expressive and spiritual.
It was kind of right up your alley the afterlife.
Oh, yeah.
But something pulled you back.
I'm just curious what that was.
Yeah, you know, I think I just realized that I had a lot of unfinished business
to take care of here on Earth.
Of course, I have my great girlfriend Kendra
and she and I were supposed to go to a wedding
so I didn't want to miss out on that.
It was her cousin who's really cool,
who's kind of like a cousin to me in many ways.
I have a lot of great ideas for apps,
so I think I wanted to make sure
that I get some of these apps off the ground.
And of course, Dave Matthews Band is touring in the fall,
so I just wanted to come back for that.
And now, this is so exciting.
Maximum Fun and Miramax together
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And our first film is a dramatization of your story.
Yeah, it was just like really exciting.
Of course, like my uncle's an executive at Miramax.
So he like fast tracked it.
Just a really, really good script from Diablo Cody.
She was fun to work with.
She really responded well to my many notes.
Yeah, I think I'm just like really excited
to like finally see myself up on screen, you know?
Representation is so important and I am,
I think I'm just like excited to finally
tell the story of a straight white guy that died
and hopefully others can be inspired by my journey.
And Thatcher, you brought a scene? Can you set it up for us?
Yeah, this is the pivotal scene where the heroic EMTs bring me back from heaven.
Can you just tell me if my boyfriend is even alive?
I'm doing compressions. Come on, dude.
Take a broth!
Think about the memes that you might go on to send to your friends and family.
Look at those madder slacks.
I see his eyes fluttering.
There's life in those eyes.
Yeah man!
Incredible. Yeah, man!
Incredible.
Thatcher Sawyer's Oops I Fell and Died comes out this May.
Cannot wait.
Everybody go see it.
What are Clint and Justin McElroy up to in Daytona Beach?
Be positive that it won't hurt.
Right.
And give me your blood.
Still ahead, the segment MFD's lawyers don't want us to do. It's gonna be wild.
I love watching wrestling and talking about wrestling and
interviewing wrestlers. It's pretty cool. You know, I'm able
to do all these incredible things because a friend didn't
let me mix tequila and
celsius and step out onto a wobbly balcony in south beach friends don't let other friends mix
on balconies hey there i am dave holmes and you are experiencing the mfd 2025 spring break
spectacular yeah tommy i'm at the Fruit by the Foot party animal
pavilion in South Padre Island where hundreds of party animals have been
competing all day long for our first annual Golden Chalice trophy and you can
hear just how wild it is. We're down to our final contestants and the winner
today will be going home with this
rad golden chalice filled with the party animal's favorite snack.
So without further ado, let's say bonjour to our remaining handlers.
From Dr. Game Show Manolo Moreno, your evangelists Jeremy Bent, Let's Learn Everything's Tom
Lum, and from Just the Zoo of us, Ellen Weatherford.
First up, Manolo Moreno.
Now your buddy here is really going to town on those bagel bites, proving the adage that
when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.
Who's your friend here?
I brought a party pig, his name is Pigachad.
Here he is right now. Pigachad he just said
he just said that he was annoyed by the flight because people kept telling him
they would go under the seat he said yeah he said he wanted to fly the plane.
You know what? We could do a lot worse these days.
So I understand you. You actually speak pig.
That's impressive.
Yeah, I mostly understand it.
I'm too embarrassed.
You don't speak it. You do.
Yeah, I interpret. You comprehend and read it.
You mostly don't like where's the bathroom, stuff like that.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which is weird because my pig likes traveling.
Yeah, he likes traveling.
He just came back from France and he learned some French.
If you want to hear what he said, he said,
le, le, le, le, le.
And yeah, that does mean where is the bathroom.
He is multilingual.
So when did you realize Manolo that Pekachad liked to party?
I heard him down the street at his uh those party houses.
He liked singing this song. ["Banobos"]
And that's when I knew.
Jeremy bet who you got with you. And why do they like to party?
These are Banobos, Dave, Banobos.
Yeah, our closest non-human relative,
but also animals known to party. Wow, what do you mean by that? Okay, so these animals, they're very known to party.
Wow, what do you mean by that?
Okay, so these animals, they're very close to humans.
They're another, they're a fellow primate.
They're one of two animals within the chimp family.
Spinobos are a type of chimp.
But they are the only animal that exhibits
a similar behavior to us humans.
They tongue kiss, just like we do.
So these animals like to get down.
Yeah.
Jeremy, what are your bonobos named?
When I first met them, they told me their names are Manny and Tess.
Manny and Tess.
So when did you realize that your bonobos like to throw down?
Well, you know, once you see, you know, a big community of bonobos in action, you realize
that like, oh, they like, they like to get it on.
They have sex for pleasure.
They do it frequently.
They do it with multiple partners.
But they also are known to have long friendships
and the relationships as well.
They're just like a good time gang, bonobos.
All right.
You seem like you actually did some work and research,
Jeremy Benton. I'm taken by surprise
Tom Lum who got what you well?
I thought one of the most and underrated factors of a party animal is a chill hang and so I brought
Perhaps the most chillest hanger in the world the sloth as my party
People don't often know they're nocturnal,
so they'll be up all night.
They are literally cold-blooded,
and their temperature will change
up to 20 degrees Fahrenheit within a single day,
because they don't care.
They'll just, hey, you know what?
I'll rock with whatever we're rocking with.
That's so important to the art of partying, resilience.
Tom Lum, does your Sloth have a name?
Also Pigachad, weirdly.
One of you's gotta be like Pigachad A,
and one of you has to be like Pigachad S.
Yeah, like on The Bachelor.
Finally, Ellen Weatherford, who's with ya,
and why do they like to party?
Well, I've brought only two to 300 of my closest friends.
I've brought a colony of western honeybees, Apis mellifera.
So, you know, I feel like there's no bigger bummer than getting to a party and realizing closest friends I've brought a colony of Western honeybees, Apis mellifera. So you
know I feel like there's no bigger bummer than getting to a party and
realizing that it's like all dudes. So I figured I would bring you know a few
hundred females because in a honeybee colony the only males are a few sort of
like they're basically just there
for reproduction occasionally, and everyone else is all females. So I brought some literal
fly honeys.
Some fly honeys. Now talk to me about their partying strategies and likes and dislikes.
They are extremely social. They bring snacks to the party.
When they collect pollen, they, you know,
attach pollen to their body and then they process it
into something called bee bread.
So they are bringing snacks to share.
They also communicate with dance moves,
which I feel like there's nothing more party than that.
So true.
We will be back later this hour
from the Fruit by the Foot party pavilion to see which of these competitors will go home with a golden chalice.
While we take a break, our judges, Lori Petty, Gerardo, and the guy who plays the guitar player in California Dreams,
the show that is like Saved by the Bell, but it's banned instead of high school.
They will review our
contestants and come to a decision. Stick around for more MFD Spring Break.
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Well, our judges have rendered a verdict.
I'll go through one by one.
Pikachu, Pikachu?
Pikachu. Pikachu the sloth.
Your resilience made my insides bounce for joy.
But your internal cooling left me cold. My resilience made my insides bounce for joy.
But your internal cooling left me cold.
I'm sorry, my dear, but you are eliminated.
Manny and Tess, the bonobos.
Your level of affection made me warm inside.
But overall, I found your appearance to be pants.
That means we are down to two competitors. Pigachad the pig and a
big swarm of honeybees. Congratulations Manolo, you win the Fruit Gushers Golden
Chalice. So what would Pigachad like to fill it with?
what would Pig a Chad like to fill it with? Or beer. Boy this guy likes to party.
Ellen you were so close and yet so far
do you think you'll try again next year?
Yeah for sure the colony is always here
it keeps the colony never goes away
this colony will never collapse baby.
Stick around for more MFD Spring Break.
["Spring Break Theme"]
Welcome back to MFD Spring Break.
We're channeling the 90s, and I've
asked a few of this network's greatest movie minds
to compile a list of the decade's most iconic films.
We are in the Orville Redenbacher extreme amounts
of movie theater butter microwave popcorn screening room
for Maximum Film.
It's Dreya Clark and Alonzo Giraldi.
Welcome.
Hello.
Hooty hoo.
How are you?
How's your spring break?
This is my first real spring break.
So it's a rum spring of energy for me.
I'm very excited to be here.
She's already had her hair braided. And you are actually holding a bottle of malibu rum in your hands. Yeah, it's a sponsored rum spring
It's a spiced rum springer
Welcome to the both of you and welcome also from the flop house dan mccoy. Hello. Welcome dan
Hello, dreya alonzo and dan are compiling a list of their picks for the most culturally impactful movies of the 90s.
Let's get started.
Alonzo?
Well, I mean, 1999 obviously is quite rightly pointed at
as a movie, as a year that really changed film a lot
and threw a lot of kind of wrenches in the system
of big studio filmmaking, and you had a lot of Indio tours making these big breakthroughs and, uh, going
wild.
So I'm going to make the case that even though it was not a success in theaters,
uh, fight club, um, really kind of set a new tone of like dude speak and you know,
a certain kind of male ego expressing itself in the culture and feeling
victimized by the culture that I think has continued to reverberate through the
social media era.
The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
That poster on the wall of some of the worst guys I ever hooked up with.
Exactly.
You see that bar of soap, you turn around and leave.
Oh yeah, now you gotta go.
Drea?
I would say 1995's Clueless.
Ugh, as if!
Clueless gave us a whole new vernacular, it gave us fashion, quotes for days, it really allowed us to finally
all want that aspirational crush on a stepbrother that really cinema had been begging for.
So wrong, but so right.
Right?
Like, we were really all rooting for her to get with her stepbrother.
And why not?
Because it's Paul Rudd.
What's with you?
What do you mean? So quiet.
Like it launched a thousand ships of stars. Everybody knows one line now of the song
Rolling with the Colies. Like what is not to love about Clueless? Find me someone who hasn't
dreamt of getting a yellow plaid little suit set and I'll find you a liar.
Damn right.
I love Clueless but I do remember even at the time
like being like, is no one else noticing this about their,
I mean I know that they're not blood relations
but no one seems to have a problem with it at all.
He's playing someone who was raised,
the Austin character was raised in like
the neighboring estate so it's someone she'd known
her whole life, was not related to her by marriage or otherwise. Okay. Dan McCoy, how about you? I think this is
less groundbreaking than more just like trend setting in that it collaged a much of stuff that
we hadn't really seen put together before in that pulp fiction from 94, like brought the sort of humor and glibness
to a pulp crime story in a way that, you know,
is not utterly new, but felt very trendsetting.
Like you couldn't, for like the next decade,
you couldn't go to a video store
without seeing a dozen knockoffs of people who are like,
oh, I get it, you just make the crimes funny.
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
I mean they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what a quarter pounder is.
And what do they call it?
They call it a Royale with cheese.
And that's all they got from it, they didn't get any of the other skill. The punchline is a gunshot.
Yeah
Saw it the night it came out in New York City at the Angelica theater
The subway roared underneath us and rumbled our seats during the shot of adrenaline scene for free and
Everyone like literally everybody was like the original d-box
It was bad. It was bad.
Or DX.
It was bad news, but I loved it, of course.
Okay, to recap so far, we have Clueless, Fight Club,
and finally, Pope Fiction.
Stay tuned for the complete list.
Stick around for more show.
Do you ever wonder how British people celebrate spring break? I do. So I'll catch up with Ellen MacLeod, John Luke Roberts, Ella Hubber and Caroline Roper.
All right, so listen, we do think of you often in the UK as a bit more reserved.
Who are some of the most notorious UK party figures? Who are the party people?
UK party figures. Who are the party people? Timmy Mallet. He had a hammer and he'd hit you on the head and he had a hit with the
song Teeny Weeny Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. That's our party guy.
Okay, okay.
The similar, who did the song Agadu?
Agadu. Oh, that would be Black Place.
That's a classic.
I think a lot of our parties are just,
unfortunately, just bad people now.
I think like Russell Brand was a big one.
Yes!
Sure.
But I think of him as American now.
He's been there for long enough.
So true, he's your problem.
Yeah, that's a real good point.
I would say anyone associated with Love Island,
or do you know what I mean?
They come out of the island and then they do the-
The TOWIE group.
The TOWIE, they come out and they do the uni
fresher circuit where they do club appearances
at dodgy nightclubs where they party with 18 year olds,
would you know?
No, no, no, no.
The Chuckle Brothers did the university tour.
Just putting that out there.
I'm sorry, who are the Chuckle Brothers?
Oh, you can work it out.
No, I can't.
The lore is too deep.
They're just a kid, they're a duo for kids TV kind of presenters for a show.
And they had a bit where they would hold something and they'd pass it back and
forward to each other and go to you, to me, to you, to me.
And that was the height of children's British humour.
Well, the Reds got the most rappers off.
So that means the Reds won the game and they go first in the main game of To Me, To You.
Let's go back for more.
to you. Let's go back for more. Here we go.
Here we go.
But also they come from the sort of Blackpool
Working Men's Club comedy
tradition. Yeah.
And also they have two brothers
who are also less
successful, a less successful double
There's two Chuckle Brothers who
aren't in the Chuckle Brothers, they're other brothers.
But also one of the Chuckle Brothers is now dead, which is sad.
Oh yeah.
That was really sad.
Which set of the chuckle brothers died?
No, the main chuckle brothers. The other ones didn't get the chuckle name.
They had to, I don't know which name they took.
Yeah, but the main chuckle brother that died basically got like a state funeral.
Like I honestly haven't seen that kind of turn out for anyone but like the Queen.
Like Q was extraordinary.
It was nice.
But these characters, these people would often
end up at like freshers events or club nights for students.
And they would have like a DJ set or something like that,
or just like a meet and greet in a club.
Yeah.
Howard from the Halifax.
Yeah.
The guy Hodor from Game of Thrones
did the freshers circuit.
Yeah.
And he came to my uni and we saw him like tearing it up.
I saw Dick and Dom.
No, that's a good one.
That's a good booking.
That's a good booking.
Dick and Dom is good.
This is another children's duo presenter team.
Apparently we love them DJing.
We love them DJing.
Tracy Beaker, Dani Harman, as well.
She did.
Dick and Don were famous for going into public places
and yelling like, bogeys really loudly.
That was like their shit.
Remember, it was good.
Are we selling the UK to you, the UK like club scene?
I feel like just before we entirely move off the subject,
we do need to give a special
shout out to Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents. I think it's really important that we acknowledge
the existence of that show. So Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents is a reality entertainment
show that follows a different like group of 18 year old school leavers every episode.
And they're going to one of these like terrible,
like Zanty Magaloo type holidays.
And they're like off to go wild for the first time.
But what they don't know is that their parents are.
So they think they're being filmed for like some documentary.
And obviously, I don't know,
they're too drunk or stupid to question.
Yeah.
The wisdom of all of their actics being captured. But anyway,
but what they don't know is that their parents actually on the holiday, just in a different
room the whole time, watching the shenanigans they get up to. And then they come out at
the end and it's always some mother who thinks her like precious baby golden boy is an angel.
And then he, you know, sleeps with 16 girls and says fairly derogatory things
about them and she cries and is like, I raised you better than this. It's great television.
It's great. Really classic. Oh yes. My YouTube two watchlists is growing, growing and growing.
You're going to have a great time. I'm having, I'm having something about this context is giving me
a really disassociative experience when I'm, I know all these cultural things, this is my British culture, but as I'm hearing them through
and I'm looking at you Dave, I'm feeling like so alienated, I can't believe that this is,
that this is all true. This is all true though. It's all true.
And that's at the end, like I'm enough of an anglophile to know black lace did aga do. There's
no reason for me to know that. And yet all of this stuff is a level deeper than anything.
Even Black Lace have forgotten.
I have certainly, I also like,
I have so many questions about what that song means
or is or what Push Pineapple indicates.
And I just, it's for next year's Max Fund Drive, for sure.
But for now, let's check back in with Hal.
We're having a great time here at the 90s pop culture appreciation,
Gabbana, I'm here with Austin Taylor.
We've already seen a couple come up
and reenact one of Ross and Rachel's breakups.
And another guy who wandered in from the street
was already reciting most of 1992's Dark Man,
the Sam Raimi film.
Austin, tell us about the fun you're having
in some of the stuff you've seen today.
No, it's been great.
It's been wild.
Someone came in and they did an entire recreation
of the Ninja Turtles apartment fight scene.
They had four Deutress' turtles, like 15 guys as ninjas.
It was nuts.
They did set the building on fire, but we put it out.
It's fine now.
It's good. We're good now.
Yeah, only three people went to the hospital.
We call that a good time here in the cabana.
Hell yeah, hell yeah, brother.
Coming up to the stage now, Sierra Cotto.
Welcome, Sierra.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.
Let's go now to Jake Heath Van Stratton at the Hard Rock Cafe in Hollywood.
Which Max Fun host will prevail in our music quiz spectacular?
Your evangelist Jeremy Bent?
Sleeping with celebrities and Depresh Mode host John Moe?
Or Primer's Christian Duane?
All right, we're going to begin.
I'm going to ask a question.
And if you know the answer, say the first word in your show
name.
John, you'll have to choose one of your two shows.
And the first one to get the answer correct
gets the answer correct.
So let's start by practicing.
Let's get your buzz in words.
Christian, go ahead.
Primer.
And Jeremy.
I guess I'll say Euro.
And John.
Depress.
Okay, those are your buzzer sounds.
Here we begin with the first question.
Between 1990 and 1999, over 30 hip hop albums
reached number one on the Billboard 200 chart.
The first one to do so in this span
was the album, Please Hammer, Don't Hurt Him,
which featured what number one hit song?
Depresh.
Depresh.
Can't touch this, you can't touch this.
You can't touch this, you did add the letter U
which does make it correct.
Yes, that is a point for John Moe, very good,
we're on our way.
All right, here's our second question.
The movie, Midnight Run, has a rich and driving
blues-based score composed by a Grammy and Emmy winner
known for his frequent musical collaborations
with Tim Burton and has worked with the band Oingo Boingo.
Who is it?
Uro.
Ooh, I think I hit Uro first.
Uro, Jeremy, go ahead.
That's Danny Elfman, I believe.
That is Danny Elfman.
Jeremy is on the board with a point.
Speaking of music in movies,
the movie Dirty Dancing didn't just do well
at the box office, it also won an Academy Award.
For what song?
Nero.
Depresh.
I've had the time of my life.
I know you have, but what is the answer to this question?
And I've never felt this way before.
Nor have I, John.
Never felt this way. All right, there's a point. It's the truth before. Nor have I, John. Never felt this way.
Alright, there's a point.
It's the truth.
Yes, we could keep going.
And yet, we shall not.
Well, we owe it all to you, J.K.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, baby.
Hey, don't put me in a corner in your Zoom window.
I want to be right in the center.
Here is your next question.
Just because you start out playing loud rock and roll in a garage doesn't mean you can't have a long career with other styles of music.
Take the lead singer of the band VEM who had a hit with the Garage Rock classic Gloria, but later had even bigger hits.
Who was this singer and songwriter of Gloria?
Depresh.
Depresh in right away. John?
Van Morrison.
Van Morrison is correct.
Van Morrison of course with the hits Domino, Tupelo Honey and Brown Eyed Girl, among others.
A popular song on the Who album, Who's Next, is Behind Blue Eyes,
which could have been about any three of the blue eyed members of the band,
but probably not about which member who had brown eyes and played drums.
Euro. I heard Euro first.
Keith Moon. Keith Moon is correct.
And we're back on track. We did an entire segment on that album on Go Fact Yourself.
All right. Let's ask about Prince from Minnesota. So, John, no pressure.
The first Prince song to reach Billboard's Hot 100 was 1978's Soft and Wet, the next one to make
the charts hit number 11 in 1979. The lyrics of the song begin, I ain't got no money.
I ain't like those other guys you hang around.
What is the name of this hit song?
Euro.
I wanna be your lover.
Thank you so much, Jeremy, but no.
Yes, that is the correct answer as well.
Trapped again, trapped again.
I did not do those on purpose,
but it is kind of fun to have it.
All right, here is another Prince song.
After this, we'll get a score recap as we head into
the next section of questions. Prince wrote some amazing lyrics on the album Purple Rain, but not
all of them have been heard correctly. In a 2009 interview, Prince said that he had seen some strange
rewrites of his lyrics, including the opening line of When Doves Cry as, Dig, if you will, a picture
of me, Marvin Gaye, and the kids.
What is the correct opening line of this song?
Depressed.
Depressed right away.
Dig If You Will, a picture of me and you engaged in a kiss.
That is not exactly correct.
Christian or Jeremy, do you wanna see
if you can get it exactly right?
I'm guessing by the silence you do not.
No, I think we'll give a half a point to John.
It's Dig If You Will, a picture of you and I engaged.
Oh.
Not done.
I was like, I think he got it, but no.
Good grammar, Prince.
Yeah, so that was all very important.
Of course, by I, he meant the picture of an I,
and by you, he meant the letter U.
Meant the letter U.
Yes.
Kiss the rock band kiss.
Of course.
Let's see what the scores are
as we head into this next round.
Oh, we don't need to look at the scores.
The scores currently are Christian with the bronze medal of zero
correct answers, Jeremy with three and John just ahead with three
and a half.
So it still is anyone's game technically.
All right, let's move on to our next question.
This one is about hip hop.
Only one hip hop artist had three albums reach number one on the Billboard 200 charts in the 1990s.
Tupac Shakur, aka Tupac, aka Machaveli.
What were any one of those three chart topping albums?
Primer?
Primer.
All Eyes on Me?
That is correct, and Christian from Primer is on the board. On the board.
The others are Me Against the World
and the Don Columinati, The Seven Day Theory.
All right, here's another one.
James Brown was known as the King of Soul,
but so was Otis Redding,
who wrote what song that was reinterpreted
and made a billboard hit for the undisputed
Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin.
Depresh.
Depresh, trying to add to the lead.
Respect.
Thank you again.
But no, yes, respect is the answer and respect
for your knowledge of soul music.
Oh, it couldn't be a show on Max Fun
without mentioning Weird Al.
So here we go.
Weird Al Yankovic recorded several parodies
of Michael Jackson songs, all with Michael's blessing.
But there was one song that Al wanted to record that Michael did not want him to.
What was the song that Michael thought was too important to be?
Euro, Euro, black and white.
Not quite correct.
Does anyone want to jump in and steal black or white?
Christian, he's given it to you.
Primer primer primer.
Black or white.
That is correct. Let's give a half a point to each one. I think Jeremy set you up for that.
Yeah, sorry about that. Yes, wrong conjunction.
All right, let's go back to hip-hop.
There was a big rivalry between East Coast and West Coast hip-hop artists in the 1990s
and it was on display on live TV one night in New York in 1995 when performers dissed other artists, producers,
and even the audience.
At what award ceremony does escalation take place?
Depresh, John Moe.
BET Awards.
That is incorrect, Christian or Jeremy.
Primer?
Primer.
Is it the Source Awards?
It is the Source Awards, a nice steal for Primer.
The scores can only be different than they were before.
Very curious to see the recap as we head into the final few.
Oh, the scores really have changed.
We've got Christian now with two and a half,
Jeremy with three and a half and John with four and a half.
Very, very close.
And the stakes are so high.
I forgot to mention what they are.
The Beatles longest studio song is on their longest album.
Name either the song or the album.
Primer?
Primer.
The White Album, self-titled?
The White Album, self-titled is correct.
That is the longest album.
Christian moving now into a tie for second place.
Revolution No. 9, the longest studio song by length.
Finish this lyric from Hamilton about the Federalist papers. John Jay got sick after writing five.
James Madison wrote twenty nine.
Hamilton wrote Euro, Euro,
the other fifty one.
I'm sorry, can you say it, though, as it said in the show?
The other fifty one.
Thank you so much. We're going to give you a bonus
half point for that.
All right, here's your next
question.
Billy Joel's first Billboard
number one hit was a single from
the Billboard number one album
Glass Houses, in which he inquires
about what's wrong with the clothes
he's wearing.
What is the name of this song?
Depression.
Depression.
I listened to a lot of Billy Joel
when I was depressed, too.
Yeah, no, I'm just narrating my
mood at having to listen to Billy Joel music.
Still rock and roll to me.
Not exactly.
Do you want to give another chance?
It's still rock and roll to me.
That is correct.
Yes, we must have our contraction.
We are contractually obligated for that contraction.
Very nice.
In the 2020s, she received a Kennedy Center honors.
In the 2010s, she won an Emmy for producing.
In the 2000s, she was nominated for an Oscar for acting.
And in the 1990s, she won a Grammy for rapping.
Who is this New Jersey born sensation?
Euro?
Euro.
Is this Cher?
It is not Cher, no, not the rapping Grammy that we were looking for.
Depresh?
Depresh.
Queen Latifah? Yes, that is correct.
She won her Grammy for rapping on UNITY
and that spells unity.
All right, here's another question
regarding California and music.
The Aquabats got their start in California
just like other well-known ska bands like Save Ferris,
Real Big Fish, The Hippos, and No Doubt.
In what county did all these bands come from?
Primer. Primer. Orange County, baby. Orange County, and No Doubt. In what county did all these bands come from?
Primer.
Primer?
Orange County, baby.
Orange County, that is correct, baby.
They Might Be Giants were nominated for a Tony Award
for a song they wrote for a Broadway musical
about what absorbent animated character?
Euro.
Euro, I heard first.
I believe that's SpongeBob SquarePants.
That is correct.
Oh, we're getting down to just our last few questions.
Let's see if we can get a score update again.
Oh, here we go.
Oh my gosh.
I think we're just down to our last two or three questions
and the scores, well, they could be closer.
I was gonna say they could not be closer,
but they are pretty close.
We've got Christian with a very respectable four and a half,
Jeremy with an even more respectable six,
and John ahead just with half a point at four and a half. Jeremy with an even more respectable six and John ahead just with half a point at six and a half.
Who will win the shrimp?
We'll find out after these two questions.
The band Chicago earned a Grammy nomination
for contributing one song to what famine relief album?
Depresh.
Euro.
Depresh got in first.
USA for Africa.
More specifically? We are the world.
That is correct and you're adding to your lead John Moe now.
I want that shrimp.
I haven't eaten in 48 hours.
Man's hungry.
Okay, this will be your final question.
This will determine
maybe who gets second place.
Alright, here's your
final question of the game.
And you know what?
This will be worth three points,
which will decide the game.
For three points, what jazz fusion legend
is a noted Scientologist contributing to space jazz,
the soundtrack of the book, Battlefield Earth?
John, for the win.
Chick Corea.
Chick Corea is correct.
Congratulations, John Moe. You win the win. Chick Korea. Chick Korea is correct. Congratulations, John Moe.
You win the shrimp.
Oh, I'm gonna share with everybody.
Thank you. Wow.
I should point out, I don't eat shrimp,
and I might not even want shrimp
that's been sent to me from Minnesota,
but we appreciate the effort so much.
All right, well, that does it for us here
at the Hard Rock Cafe at the iconic Sunset Strip.
And while you're partying, hey,, remember, we're sunscreen and please stay
hydrated and stay safe.
I don't know what's coming up after this, but I know you won't want to miss it.
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I'm Jakey Van Stratton, see you later. MFD Spring Break 2025.
I am here in Daytona Beach on the Bud Ice blood donation stage with Justin and Clint
McElroy.
Pick that bag up, man.
It's leaking everywhere.
Oh, God. Yeah god yeah yeah if we could
uh Dave you're watching your stepin' pal oh wow that'll come right out with a little vinegar. Hey
Dave thanks for coming by! Thank you so much for having me Justin. Clint McElroy how are you doing?
I'm uh much better now thank you very much I'm back in my old hometown Daytona Beach. There it is
must feel good to be home.
It is.
It's good to be home because all my stuff's here.
Yeah.
You know, and I really want to thank both of you guys for bringing some civic and social
responsibility to Spring Break and urging people to donate blood here on the beach.
Now, what made you decide to take this step this year?
Well, I have been reading up a lot on the effects
of young blood on older adults.
And that is so important to the Max Fun Drive network
that I want to keep him going just as long as possible.
So we have been asking all of our Max Fun family today
to come in here, do their part,
and donate a pint of their young, virile blood
for me to pump into my dad, Clint McElroy.
Yeah, just a big old transfusion.
That's, and I've come up with a bunch of slogans too.
Well, let's hear it.
Don't be a negative person.
Whoa.
Give me your blood.
Be positive that it won't hurt. Right. And give me your blood.
It says at the bottom of all of them and give me your blood. Right.
Blood. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
I'm workshopping that one.
That one. We're still coming along.
So, yeah, we appreciate everybody, Dave.
It's been a great success so far.
Clint, you look fantastic.
Your skin is absolutely glowing.
How many pints of young blood have you had today? It's been a great success so far. Clint, you look fantastic. Your skin is absolutely glowing.
How many pints of young blood have you had today?
I've had seven, six of them voluntarily.
Wow, yeah, which is great for Dad, a huge record.
We have just been so appreciative of everybody donating
to the Max Fund Drive and they're saying,
I wish I could do more.
And the truth is, you could tell a friend.
You know, you could do a little bit of a boost
to your donation.
You could do any of that stuff,
or you could come in here and give my dad
a pint of your blood, you know?
Some of your blood.
Some of your blood.
Now, and I'm gonna tell you,
it is a windy day here on the beach.
We are getting a good amount of sand
in our eyes and mouths.
Have you had any hygiene issues?
I smell the hygiene thing coming. Thank you, Dan. You never failed a discipline.
Dad, go ahead.
Just the usual. You know, you get the gritty in the eyes and that keeps you from doing the gritty.
Yeah. But it doesn't bother you if you have grit
and that's what my dad has.
You could, he could take a little dirt.
You know what?
He's not picky about types either, Dave.
You know, any type, you know, whatever you got
that is ready and willing.
You got O?
Got A, B?
A, B?
I've got an adapter for all of them.
So bring it on. I will tell you this, the
sand is really kind of messing with my obligatory Dracula costume that I
always wear at blood drives. And some people get the gag, most don't.
Yeah, that's okay. As long as the blood keeps flowing doesn't matter I feel the need the need for bleed that's me now when I
heard that there was gonna be a blood donation area here at spring break I
will tell you yeah my brain went to a more traditional more familiar blood
drive kind of a situation where some of the
blood might go to people who have been, let's say, in accidents and need blood.
If you find yourself with any extra pints at the end of the day, is it possible that
some of these might make their way to accident victims or people in surgery?
Oh Dave, oh Dave, this is such a sensitive topic.
Sweet, sweet hearted Dave. Yeah,
I mean just to start out Dave, for starters, it's never too early to start cycling out blood. I am
in my mid-40s but a lot of these folks have 10-20 years my junior, you know, so I would love to
just top off a little bit on the on the vitality even though I'm obviously much more healthy than my dad.
Um and and so that that is not that is any extra blood I will be sort of uh taking on uh myself.
So do you think it's bad optics to to not you know share I mean because I don't know I mean
I'm I'm seven in. Well we have we have been as a prize to all donors.
We've been giving them to address to other blood drives that are benefiting the public.
So that has been not I've been offering that.
They do have to wait some period of time for the blood to.
We're not scientists here in the tent, but blood does need to make some more of it.
Yeah, I'm glad you pointed out you are not scientists here at this blood donation
Ted
Clint I gotta say your shirt is off. Your abs are tight. Your tits are right. You are looking like a man of
22 how do you feel?
Well, like a man of 69
Yeah, this is all the filter.
This is all the filter I've got on camera.
Uh, if I were to switch over, I would look like Gary Oldman at the end of the Dracula movie.
It's a lot of Dracula-themed content, dad.
I'm worried the blood is starting to go to your brain a little bit.
Yeah, that's the good time.
Now when it goes to your brain a little bit. Yeah, that's the good time. Yeah, that's the-
And when it goes to your brain, yahoo!
I wish you could enjoy it so much.
You get the taste for it, and it's never enough.
But thank you for the compliments, Dave.
I think I look pretty sharp.
Yeah.
I only wish people could see how good I look.
Now, one benefit to donating blood,
especially at Spring Break drink is that you get
buzzed a little bit quicker have you used that in any of your marketing
material? Yeah absolutely Dave it's a killer competitive advantage for us less
blood means more fun that's what we say here and we actually have been filling
most of our blood recreating Twinkies.
It's important to eat sugar after you donate blood.
I've seen that on TV, so that is something
we've been doing here.
But we are putting alcoholic cream into the Twinkies.
Just to give you a little view.
I'm sorry, you're putting it in the S-bar.
I'm coming to mention it, we have a wide variety of snacks.
Sorry, wait, wait, Dave wanted to ask
a clarifying question about the alcoholic Twinkies.
Oh yes, Dave, I'm sorry.
You're putting what kind of cream in the Twink so it's a it's a vodka cream Dave but it but it's only for folks who
are interested in participating obviously you can get rum filled Twinkies
or you know whatever sort of look for you one of legal age of legal age which
here in Daytona Beach is 14 14 we were 14 14 14 yes we did
bump it up last year thanks folks appreciate that that was the right
move it was it was a hard fight but 14 is the right call Daytona Beach good job
but the other snacks we have are also aimed towards buffing you up building you
up right we've got screaming yellow zonkers. Yeah protein got a protein Space food sticks got kugel dad got that dehydrated
Astronaut ice cream that's been a big hit today
We're moving a lot of units of that people are starving after they give blood and they were willing to pay any price for these snacks
We've been doing huge business there, too. Oh, so the snacks are not free that they need to be
You assume the snacks are free in much the same way
You assume the bloods going to charity
You really highlighted our killer competitive advantage here day people are gonna assume we're doing a lot of great stuff that we are
Not anywhere in the bulk. Your finger is on the pulse of America
And ironically, yes. Yeah. Yeah just to find the blood. Yeah
So what do you have on your agenda?
Find the blood. Yeah.
So what do you have on your agenda
once we wrap things up here at the Blood Donation tent?
What other spring break activities?
I'm changing my name because nothing here
that I've done today is gonna be favorable
in the eyes of John Q. Law.
So I'm gonna go on the lam.
I'm gonna get out of here,
go start a fresh life for myself, Dave.
Smart.
Clint? I'm going to clean all the grit out of places where there should not be grit or sand
And then if there's any time I might I don't know smurf
Smurf I'm gonna smirk a little bit on my smurf board
Actually a little family show it
What's all this? Okay, leg with the cape, pal.
With all this young blood, maybe I'll try skimboarding, you know, where you toss it and then you jump on it and fall.
This is young people activity, right?
You know, honestly, all I'm thinking in my head is what if this is how we find, you know, equipment?
What if it was just a slip and suddenly, suddenly it was like, wait a minute.
It's like the end of the usual suspects. It all comes together.
I would love to believe that.
Smurf was Clint McElroy this whole time.
I would love to believe that's true, Dave. That fire hose of residuals.
I would not be here, my man. I will guarantee you that.
I would be living in an island in the Balkans.
I don't even know if the Balkans has islands, but that's what I'd be doing.
Living off that pop of Smurf money.
I would have killed that for a decade ago. Only one way to find out. Get yourselves there. And if you're
in Daytona Beach, get yourself here to the Bud Ice blood
donation while the tent has blown away. So we're kind of
just more standing on a beach at this stage. But come on down.
Clint needs your blood. Justin merely wants it. And we'll be
back with more MFD Spring Break 2025.
We're channeling the 90s this MFD Spring Break. Dreya, Alonzo and Dan are compiling a list of their picks for the most iconic or culturally
impactful movies of the 90s. So far we have Clueless, Fight Club, and finally,
Pope Fiction. All right, next on the list, Alonzo.
I would be remiss based on my personal brand to not bring up
the new queer cinema and all this. If I had to pick one,
though, I think I'm going to go with 1994's Go Fish, because
that is a movie that I think represents the sort of
underground zero budget aesthetic of the initial wave of new queer cinema movies,
but also segues us into that period where indie distributors realized,
Oh, if these movies are funny and they have a love story,
we can actually maybe sell tickets to some straight people.
We have totally different tastes in women. Are you saying I don't have discriminating tastes in women? I was a diet. we can actually maybe sell tickets to some straight people.
So to me, it kind of feels like this tipping point between like you're sort of,
uh, Greg Araki, you know, Todd Haynes directing Poison aesthetic,
and then your, your later, you know, like trick and all over the guy and
Jeffrey and those movies that were very much kind of pitched at a somewhat
wider audience than just angry queer urbanites. And it still holds up
30 plus years later. It's still super charming and a lot of fun and one of my
favorite queer films. So yeah, go fish.
What else?
Right at the start of the 90s, 91, Silence of the Lambs, you know, draws on a lot of
stuff that came before, but I think really created the serial killer movie as it exists
now sort of. And unfortunately on the other, like it created the idea of the brilliant serial killer.
And how is young Josh and the lovely Molly? They're always in my thoughts, you know.
You will not dissuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity.
Rather than the serial killer who's just a loser in a basement who lost his empathy somewhere along
the way. So many movies owe so much of their DNA to it.
And finally, Andrea.
All right, I'm gonna say 1998's Rushmore.
It's Wes Anderson's second film,
but for a lot of people, this was the breakthrough.
They maybe didn't make it to bottle rocket.
Rushmore, color, it introduced you
to what's become a very iconic and consistent color
palette framing device like his visual storytelling, his cinematic language is established in Rushmore
and that also includes very vibrant yet deadpan characters like Max Fisher, which is Jason
Swartzman, memorable, nerdy, complicated, heartbreaking, all sorts of wonderful things.
Started the partnership with Bill Murray that's continued through many films.
Obviously Owen Wilson popping up again. It's also quotable, but like my favorite quote from that one would be when he sees Luke Wilson in his scrubs.
I like your nurse's uniform, guy. These are OR scrubs.
Oh are they? Which is something I say to people all the time and no one
understands I'm quoting something. That's a big line in this house, oh are
they? Yeah yeah yeah. There you have it. I for one am looking forward to rewatching
all of these films in the Orville Redenbacher Extreme Amounts of Movie Theatre Butter Microwave Popcorn Screening Room.
Now, y'all, I have just gotten word that Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries
Austin Taylor has just dropped by the 90s pop culture appreciation cabana. Let's take a look.
Because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me. And after all,
you're my Wonderwall.
What a way to kick off MFD Spring Break 2025. We have so many exciting things in store this
next couple of weeks and you can stay on top of it all at MaximumFun.org.
And again, for all of you listening and watching at home, it's very easy to support your favorite
Max Fun shows, just go to MaximumFun.org slash donate.
And big thanks to all the hosts who took part in the MFD Spring Break 2025 Spectacular.
Jeremy Bent, Oscar Montoya, Dimitri Pompei, Tom Lum, Ellen Weatherford, Alex Schmitt,
Rhonda Snell, Dreha Clark, Alonzo Durralde, Dan McCoy, Jordan Morris, Manolo Moreno, Ella
Hubber, Caroline Roper, Ella McCloud, John Luke Roberts, Justin McElroy, Clint McElroy,
Mike Cavallon, Sierra Cato, Hal Lublin, Daniel Radford, John Moe,
Christian Duaneus, Christian Duguay.
We'll see you all at the beach.
Hey Dave, if you're planning on coming back this way, I beg that you not.
All this young blood has driven my dad insane and he's super strong.
He is uprooting tits.
Ah!
Dad, put it down, put it down.
To the extreme.
No, quit dad.
Oh dudes.
Dad, that is Jesse Thorne.
He is a hero here.
Put him down.
Alright.
I just love his ascot.