Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine - Sawbones: King of Sting
Episode Date: July 8, 2025A dovetail from last week’s episode, Dr. Sydnee and Justin talk about the official pain scale of insect stings, all compiled by Justin O. Schmidt. So who was this Justin, how did his research contri...bute to science, and did he really get stung by all these insects to make a non-objective scale? (Answer: yes).Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers https://taxpayers.bandcamp.com/Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/
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So Jonathan, listener, thank you Jonathan, sent in a recommendation that it was interesting to hear
that there is a pain scale for insect stings.
We referenced that on our last episode about wasp stings.
And maybe there would be more out there
about the guy who invented this pain scale,
the Schmidt pain scale.
And maybe we'd wanna delve into it.
And I thought, well, I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, I'll dig around.
Let me see.
It is kind of interesting that somebody came up
with a pain scale because it kind of begs the question.
What's the most, what's the least?
What's wrong with that person?
No, no, but like definitely what's the most,
what's the least, but also if I was developing a scale
of like, I don't know, the best sodas,
I would like, if I had like, if I rated all the sodas,
I would try the sodas, right?
To develop the scale.
So- How are you doing the testing?
How is this, yeah, how are you developing the scale?
I mean, that's the assumption, right?
He must have been stung by all these things if he made a scale
Of them because pain is such a subjective experience
That you can't just ask like okay you get stung by these ten August sung by these ten
And then we'll do it together. You know what I mean like you base there. I control it is
Something so I did look into
Schmidt dr. Schmidt dr. Justin into Schmidt, Dr. Schmidt, Dr. Justin O. Schmidt.
Of course he's a Justin.
He's a Justin.
We know it, didn't we?
You know we love a Justin.
Nature too, nature's favorite child, a Justin.
As they say, nature abhors a vacuum and loves a Justin.
I wanted to dig into this, Justin.
Why, why did he, how did he develop the pain scale?
Why, who is he?
And I am so glad that I did because I am,
I am just obsessed with this other Justin.
Not as much as I'm obsessed with you Justin.
Oh yeah, that's definitely the verb I think of
when I think of your relationship to me.
Yeah, Sydney's obsessed with it. Yeah, dude.
This man was a stellar Justin, let's just say.
Fantastic, he's welcome aboard.
So.
Yes, that's Justin.
Dr. Schmidt always loved chemistry.
I found it great.
Man, I love when people do like interviews.
This was with like an alumni magazine,
he went to Penn State.
And so you can find these really like open,
honest kind of fun interviews in those settings.
You know what I mean?
Cause it wouldn't have been for like a gigantic
like national publication.
Yeah. And so you get some really interesting
kind of like color.
And anyway, I found this interview where he talks about,
cause I was trying to dig into,
there's obviously there's a Wikipedia article
and you can read more about him in a couple scientific ways,
but I wanted like, who was he? I need to get a sense for who is this guy?
So he always loved chemistry, like way back to middle school.
He went to Penn State because he wanted to study chemistry,
but he worked with a lot of inspirational professors and advisors and so this happens sometimes in science.
You kind of think you know what you want and then you start working with somebody who all of a sudden you feel like,
I wanna see the world the way they do,
I wanna, I found that for myself in family medicine.
I thought I was gonna do infectious disease,
and then when I started working with family doctors,
I thought, oh, that's-
Maybe this is me.
I feel like we're kindred spirits,
maybe this is where I belong.
So anyway, he began to become interested
in some other scientific pursuits as well,
biology and physics, and he kind of wanted to combine
all of these interests into one area.
And what he came up with was chemical ecology,
which didn't, at first I was like,
I don't even know what I'm reading.
Chemical ec, I mean, I know what those words mean,
but what exactly are we studying?
And specifically, about three years prior to him
entering this field of study, the first insect pheromone
had been discovered.
So this sort of like chemical look at the ecological world,
at the animal world, insect world.
Hey, was it the dung beetle of curiosity?
Because I feel like that would be so embarrassing.
You know, I don't know.
That's a great question.
What was the first insect pheromone that was discovered?
It was three years prior to Dr. Schmidt
entering the field of chemical ecology.
I know that fact.
So anyway, there weren't a lot of primary chemists
involved in this field at the time,
which again, I was like, well,
it's called chemical ecology, so I am shocked.
But he decided he wanted to pursue that
and he had to play a little bit of catch up
because entomology was the hot area in sex studies,
was the hot area at that point,
and he needed a PhD in it if he was gonna pursue it.
So-
Listen, we know some entomologists
through our lecturing to them about bugs,
and they can party.
So I don't blame people for wanting to get in on the action.
And they're nice to you when you use the term bug loosely
and the term insect loosely.
And then sometimes-
Like when I got up on stage and I said,
bats, giant bugs that terrorize.
And they're like, bats aren't bugs.
And when you, because colloquially cic colloquially, cicadas are so often called
locusts, but they're not locusts, because that's like a grasshopper.
But when you make that mistake, they're very nice about it.
I think it, can I make, can I lodge one other complaint as long as we're here?
It sucks that colloquially is so hard to say.
Like for the topic that it is discussing, it sucks that like colloquially, every time
I say it, I have to turn into freaking John Travolta, you know, colloquially speaking.
Well, and I don't want to say, I feel like an alternative because my mind's always looking
through like, what else could I say?
Like I'm flipping through synonyms.
Yeah.
Layman's terms sounds demeaning.
Well, in layman's terms.
I prefer it because I think of myself as a layman
in pretty much every regard of my life.
So I like things boiled down to that.
That doesn't hurt my feelings.
But we do end up having to say colloquially a lot
on Sawbones, none have suffered as we.
So he's doing his research in entomology.
Not much had been explored in insect venom.
And so he had this, he talks about in his interview,
he had this chemistry ability,
and that would be a good area
for him to sort of start doing his research.
And specifically, he discovered that the stings
of Southern harvester ants hurt for a long time
and produced unusual local skin reactions
But nothing was really known about their venom
And so he thought aha here is a topic that I can jump into and use my chemical background to solve some mysteries
Okay, honey, and I think that is the coolest intro
Okay, it is
100 you are talking like so far, this is 100% a like, silver era comic book origin story.
This is absolutely like, Dr. Paul, you know, Stingsworthy went to the jungles to test the
limits of chemical stings and insects using his different knowledge to solve mysteries.
And then he got stuck by some crazy one,
some like crazy big one and is radioactive.
And then now he's, you know, bug man.
Listen, I feel like here's gonna be the-
Sting or?
I feel like the bummer side of this is that
if you wandered, is there an insect out there
that could sting me that would,
it would give me some sort of superpowers, right?
Instead of just like, ow.
I feel like he has answered that question definitively.
Definitely.
He has fought in zero crime or created crime on a mass scale, I propose super villain, to be fair.
So now to be fair, he admits very openly in his book that he has not been stung by everything
out there that would be impossible.
He's been stung by lots of stuff, but there's always new insects out there, right?
So it would be scientifically speaking, he certainly has not been stung by everything.
But he's asked about, so he developed the Schmitt Sting Pain Index and became known
as the King of Sting, which is his book as well.
I'm going to call him the sippy. Schmitt Sting Pain Index and became known as the King of Sting, which is his book as well.
Which I'm going to talk about. I'm going to call it the sippy.
But basically he said he didn't set out to do that because nobody sets out to say, like, I know my goal.
Well, somebody probably does.
But my goal in life is to get stung by everything that stings.
No, no way.
My I actually have a longstanding goal to the contrary.
have a longstanding goal to the contrary. What he was trying to figure out is the societal nature
of some insects.
So we talked about on the last episode
that some wasps are solitary and some live in social groups.
Why are different ants, bees, wasps,
why are some of them social?
Why are some of them, you know,
why do they build these nests together?
Like, what is that? And does their venom have anything to do with it? If their venom is more toxic,
does that tell you something about them? Or if their venom produces more of a pain response?
You know, is that because then it deters large predators and so you can live a better solitary
life? You know what I mean? If you're solitary, you need that kind of ability. Or does the social thing, I'm able to go, you know,
immobilize large predators, bring them back to my social,
you know what I mean?
So like, this is what he was trying to say.
Or the most troubling case is like, is it just for kicks?
Is that just how you get your jollies?
There's some bugs, that's just how they get their jollies,
man, this is how they get their rocks hard.
They sting large predators.
Or anything, just for fun.
So he goes on to, he decides basically,
we need to have, if I'm gonna talk about
what stings hurt the most, and then try to apply
that knowledge scientifically.
These are the ones that hurt the most,
and so this is what it means about their social behavior.
Like if I'm gonna make that correlation,
I have to know what hurts the most
and there has to be a pain scale.
And so it wasn't that he wanted to,
but he had to for science.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gotta do it.
He said, by the way, he was asked,
were you ever afraid like of getting stung by something?
Cause you know, it hurts.
And so did fear ever hold you back?
And he said, my greatest fears were of catching some horrible tropical disease,
being mugged in the field or getting struck by lightning while out in the
barren expanses of desert environments.
I think this is a cool dude.
He never worried about stings themselves.
Wasn't worried about that.
I mean, I think that that's very legitimate.
It's like, are you worried about bugs?
Like, look where I have to go to get stung by that that's very legitimate. It's like, are you worried about bugs?
Like, look where I have to go to get stung by the bugs.
Like, I could get killed by, you know where the bugs are?
Where there's tigers.
Like, what are you talking about?
Are you scared?
I'm going to be scared of the pain?
He said that he has no stinging,
he has no favorite stinging insect.
He, like, harvester ants have fascinating venom chemistry,
but they hurt a lot.
Velvet ants are beautiful, but they're hard to find.
Fire ants have amazing chemistry.
They're easy to find, but they suck to work with.
Like, he has, and this is all throughout his book, by the way.
He has very, like, complex opinions about all stinging insects
and their behavior and the way that,
I mean, they're capturing them.
And then the stories about his adventures
to go find all of these different stinging insects.
And so I thought it was really interesting then,
I wanted to look at his book, The King of Sting,
which you can purchase,
to see first of all, like more about how this came to be,
and then to learn about the pain scale itself.
You know, sorry, Sydney, I realize we're now 12 minutes
into this episode and did not mention the fact
that we are dovetailing off last week's episode
about our incredible drama
and subsequent heroic triumphant recovery over wasp stings.
That's right, Justin.
Which we thought, honestly, in our naivete,
that were pretty darn bad, all things considered,
on the great scale of stinging.
Well, and that's why I wanted to go ahead and tell you
where our wasp stings.
Our trials.
So Justin and I got stung by paper wasps,
as far as I could tell.
Yes.
I think that is what they were.
Well, now there is also an unstable paper wasp.
I'm just learning.
OK, these guys were definitely those.
You did not see them the way that I did.
OK, these were absolutely, if there is an unstable kind it was absolutely those they were
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Unstable text but there's also golden paper wasps. Well crap. There's all kind of paper wasps
These are in North America. Okay. Okay. So here's the point
Most wasps fall into like the two range. Okay. Okay, so here's the point.
Most wasps fall into like the two range.
It's a scale of one to four.
Okay.
And he gives like half, like there's one 1.5,
like he gives, you know.
What a-
I think there are even some broken down further,
there's like a 1.8 on here somewhere.
Does he delve into the logic of that?
Because one to four is like,
is he leaving room for a five the mythical five?
He has said that if there was a five well, I won't ruin that yet. There is a five I mean there isn't a five, but if he was going to there's like this is like I had to change this
But to give you I want to give you a flavor of what this is like okay, so for your standard paper wasp
It's a pain level of 1.5.
And he just, and they've got descriptions.
It's not just a number.
Burning, throbbing, and lonely.
A single drop of superheated frying oil landed on your arm.
Yeah.
Lonely.
Lonely.
Lonely is so interesting.
Now, if it was an unstable paper wasp,
it would be a two, so a little worse.
And he describes it as,
like a dinner guest who stays much too long,
the pain drones on.
A hot Dutch oven lands on your hand
and you can't get it off.
That's okay.
That is what happened to me.
That describes my ordeal.
But they're all, like listen to this,
if it was an artistic wasp, which I didn't know,
I didn't ask about its artistic abilities,
but if it was an artistic wasp, it would be a two,
and he describes it as pure, then messy, then corrosive.
Love and marriage followed by divorce.
Sounds like a lot of artistic roommates I've had.
The whole thing is like this.
It's incredible the way that all of these different stings and
these I'm just pulling from some of the wasps like there's also all of the ants and the
bees and I mean all the stinging insects are described throughout this book and he was
asked like why do we need this from a practical standpoint and I mean part of it I guess is
like now we know what's worse so we know what to stay away from although I'd rather stay
away from all of them.
Yeah, just like just none, please, thank you.
So Justin, I wanna give you,
I know the answers everybody wants,
like what are the best and the worst?
The best thing to get stung by,
the worst thing to get stung by.
And I've got a couple other stories
about his travels from his book
that I think kind of elaborate on this.
But before we do that,
we gotta go to the billing department.
Let's go.
The medicines, the medicines,
that escalate my cough for the mouth.
You know, Sid, it's interesting,
as I was thinking about this and about this scale,
there was something kind of novel about the pain of that exact sting.
It was like a different experience,
obviously hugely unpleasant,
but there was a specificity to it
that like changed and evolved.
It was a very different kind of,
you feel how different it is from like a physical pain
or a physical trauma,
because it really is like an evolving sort of pain
and there was a specificity to it.
Well, and I think that's what's really fascinating
about this research is because he comes
from a chemistry background,
his question isn't just like what hurts most,
it's how it hurts and what it's doing to you
and how that's reflected in the components of the venom.
So, I mean, the reason that he was getting stung so much
in part is because he's collecting these things.
He's going out with his nets
and he's collecting these various insects,
and then he is breaking down the compounds in the venom,
collecting the venom, looking at what's in there.
Why does it do this to you?
What's also interesting about that is,
being able to synthesize different aspects
of venom in a lab, making a synthetic compound, you could perhaps desensitize someone who
has an anaphylactic reaction, which they've worked on with IPs.
And so there are practical applications to this as well.
And then part of it, I think, is just you never know when you start exploring this kind of science, where it will lead you to,
or what compounds you'll find that you'll say,
well, now that could be useful
against this inflammatory condition,
or against this autoimmune condition,
or maybe we'll try that against cancer.
We don't know.
Well, I mean, we saw Medicine Man, it was in the ants.
Remember, it was in the ants.
Don't you think it's weird
that there aren't any of these that feel good?
He does say that there's a type of parasitic bee,
a tri-bio-less, and he rates it a.5,
and his description is,
"'Did I just imagine that?
A little scratch that dances with a tickle.'"
Yeah.
That doesn't sound bad, does it?
No, it sounds like, you know, in New Orleans when the mosquitoes bite you, you don't say
ow, you say ooh.
Well he actually says the an- the an- the an- the forid, an- the forid bee is a one
and it's almost pleasant.
A lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard
All right
But I mean that's and so did you want to know what the worst is?
I'm assuming it was whatever stung us
Or me no
No, ours was not the worst.
Not even close.
Not even close.
So he talks about, as I said,
he really loved the harvester ants
and he really gets into the harvester ants.
They're almost at the top.
They're not the worst.
They're threes, they're not fours.
My guess would be something, okay, in my gut,
I feel like something African plains or rainforest.
Like something like that, something exotic is what I feel like something African plains or rainforest, like something like that, something exotic
is what I feel like, because I feel like
we would have driven these extremely painful bugs
out of anywhere we inhabit, so that would be my guess.
Well, so the most intense are in Central and South America.
The harvester ants, the Argentinian harvester ants
of South America, he describes as a ferocious pang lasting 12 hours or more flesh eating bacteria dissolve your muscles one by precious one
Now that is not the worst. That's not the worst. That is not the worst. The worst is the bullet ant
bullet and the bullet ant
It is a pure intense brilliant pain
Like walking over flaming charcoal with a three inch nail embedded in your heel
Holy crap, and he rates that a four
He said if you could if it could be a five the bullet ant would be a five he he talks about
Said you know how do you know how like that's so wild if it could be a five it would be a five
Do you know how crazy that is? He made up the scale
He made up the scale and this is up the scale. And this is what this man said.
When I created the scale, I imagined in my head
the upper limits of how painful something could be.
I imagined what that could be with my entire human mind.
And I said, that is a four.
And then I got stung by this guy.
And that pain was so great,
it exceeded the limits of my human imagination to an extent
where it would make a mockery of my scale to do so,
but it does exceed the possibilities of pain
that I set out for us.
He recounts, so throughout his book,
he talks about how he got these stings.
And like, again, he doesn't,
he is not setting out to like put his arm out there and then wave it around
to get a wasp to sting him.
You know what I mean?
Like he is trying to collect them,
but he is also getting stung a lot.
He very intentionally is trying not to get stung
by the bullet ants as he's collecting them,
because he knows, he knows.
And during the collection process,
he upsets the hive or hill or colony, colony, that's the word,
colony of the ants.
And they're all kind of going wild
and they're all over the place.
And he's trying to collect like the last ones
and like toss them in a bag and get the ants.
And this is when he finally gets stung by the ants.
Like they finally get to his foot.
And he sustains a couple of different stings on his foot.
And he talks about just the severity, the intensity,
and he's trying to get away from the colony,
and he's trying to get back to where they're staying.
I'm gonna ask why he was barefoot, obviously.
I think I got his ankle or something, I don't know.
But anyway, well, they're ants,
they can crawl up under your pant leg.
But he talks about, like, he makes it back
to where they're staying, and he's like,
just in absolute agony, he's just, it's excruciating, he can't they're staying and he's like just in absolute agony.
He's just in it's excruciating.
He can't even think and he recounts that he drinks a beer and then he's finally able to
eat a little bit and the food was really good.
So then he drinks another beer and it's still throbbing but he's at least but like this
is the story he tells this story as he's I mean they're really fascinating.
He talks about getting stung by the tarantula hawk,
which is one of the worst wasp stings you can get.
It's a four on the wasp sting chart.
The bullet ant still beats everything
because of the duration, he said,
but tarantula hawk's really high up there.
And he describes it as blinding, fierce,
shockingly electric, a running hairdryer
has just been dropped into your bubble bath.
And he talks about that the best thing, they asked him, well, if you get stung by a tranchle
hawk, what should you do? And he said his advice is lie down and scream. Because he said, first of
all, the pain is so all encompassing that you cannot think straight. And you are in more danger
of running about and flailing uncontrollably and running into something
or tripping over something
or maybe upsetting another stinging insect,
but you will be so out of control of your body in pain
that you may cause more harm to yourself.
It's like the advice for somebody having a seizure.
Similarly, you're trying to protect-
Don't just do something, stand there.
Yeah, you're trying to protect them from
damage to hurting themselves. Exactly, lay down. And then he said in the screaming is just Don't just do something, stand there. Yeah, don't just, you're trying to protect them from damage hurting themselves. That's what they said.
Exactly. Lay down.
And then he said, and the screaming is just because
it usually feels good to scream.
Sure, okay.
When you're in pain.
Hey, listen, I'm gonna trust him, honestly.
Like, I'm gonna, I trust the expert.
If you, so if you get stung by a tarantula hawk wasp,
his advice is lay down and scream.
I wanna talk about one of the experiments he did,
but the last one I did want to mention is the warrior wasp
or armadillo wasp.
He described as torture.
You are chained in the flow of an active volcano.
Why did I start this list?
The whole book is really, it's very cleverly captured
all these stories.
If you're interested, I mean, I didn't know
I was interested in entomology or the stings of insects,
but I found like the description's really fun
and fascinating and clever and, you know,
told with like a, the appropriate amount of humor
for what it is.
He talks at one point about,
he's out looking for a specific insect and there's a snake
and he knew it was a dangerous snake and he sees it.
And he's like, ah, I don't know.
Like the snake is like up, rearing up with its mouth open
in a way that says like, go away, you're messing with me.
So he uses his insect neck to scoop up the snake
and decides his safest bet is just to carry the snake
with him because then he knows he can't step on it
if he's carrying it.
But eventually it gets really heavy.
Because he's just carrying this like huge snake
around with him in this net.
And I imagine the snake's getting progressively more upset
because he's carrying it around in that.
And so he eventually has to like sort of like
roll it down a hill and then run away from it.
Do you think there's a part of him
that's looking at the fangs and he's just like,
I gotta know, I gotta know, I wanna expand.
I gotta put it on my.
I gotta branch out, I'm gonna expand wanna expand. I gotta put it on my. I gotta branch out.
I'm gonna expand as a DLC, expansion pack for my list.
Here's an experiment he did.
He wanted to know, he saw a kingbird outside of his office.
He worked at the University of Arizona for a while.
And he was, the kingbird was eating a colony
of Africanized honeybees.
And he was trying to figure out like,
how in the world can it just eat all these bees
and not get sick or something, right?
Like there's venom, you know?
And so he collected 147 regurgitated pellets
that the bird left below its perch.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Fantastic.
And as he dissected them and looked at the
honeybee carcasses inside,
he discovered they were all male.
Okay.
Now only female insects sting, right?
Yeah.
Because that's the avipositor.
Right, avipositor.
Avipositor.
And so how is the bird telling the difference?
How does the bird know which ones?
Stinging?
How does he know which ones are male
and which ones are females?
How is he only scooping up the males?
Just like that, how does he know?
Because they're stinging?
So he, no, but how, no, he's eating them.
How does he know which ones are male
and which ones are female?
I know, but like that's the question. How would the bird know? I know, but I don't, he's eating them. How does he know which ones are male and which ones are female? I know, this is, but like, that's the question.
How would the bird know?
I know, but I don't, it's hard for me to tell the difference
in the social queue between this is a trivia question
and this is a thought starter.
Oh, this is a thought starter.
Okay, thank you.
I will tell you from a moment.
I was just really panicking.
No, this is a thought starter.
Thank you.
Okay, so he captures a bunch of male and female bees
from that hive. Yes.
And then he dissects them, okay?
Head, thorax, abdomen.
And then one by one, he eats them.
This is Justin Schmidt.
He's eating the bees.
Oh man.
Because he wanted to use,
he wanted to be like the predators.
How can I use-
So he's like testing their methodology.
He says, sense of taste is pretty much generic.
In other words, what something tastes like to me
is probably similar to what it's gonna taste like
to a raccoon, possum, skunk, shrew or other.
Sure, makes sense.
Right, so he ate the heads of the different bees
to see if female and male bees taste different.
Sure.
And female bee heads taste like nasty,
crunchy fingernail polish.
Okay. Gross.
And the abdomen echoed a sort of corrosive turpentine.
Great. Glad that he bit them in different parts.
It's so smart and good.
The males, he described, the male heads tasted...
Like Fritos.
A bit like custard.
Oh, okay. Gross.
That's why the bird eats the males. Because they're more delicious.
They're more delicious.
Can you imagine doing a study
where you eat the heads of bees to see...
It's fascinating, but that answers the question.
They taste better.
It's fascinating, you're right.
It's hard for me.
The only thing that I can think is that somewhere out there,
there's probably a bee who's like,
oh, my greatest fear.
I just don't wanna die like my Aunt Janice.
Really, whatever your Aunt Janice.
I was there, it was crazy, frigging giant.
Comes out of nowhere.
I swear to God, bites her head clean.
I don't know why.
Biggest thing I've ever seen is like a bee with no wings
and two legs and two arms, I guess you'd call them,
and he just bites my Janice's head off.
And he goes, and this is the worst part, he goes,
yuck, and it's like, then he bites my Uncle Dan's head off
and says, yes!
That's my greatest fear.
So I just, by the way, I've been saying King of Sting.
That's what he was known as.
His book is actually called The Sting of the Wild.
So The Sting of the Wild, which is available
if you're interested.
I have been fascinated with it.
I'm really glad I own it now
because I've read some of the stories
and then I really wanted to delve into the Schmitt pain scale
because that was the point, but it's really fascinating.
And there's all kinds of stuff like why he did an experiment
where he was trying to see if he could walk into
one of these colonies of Africanized honeybees
and not get stung.
And he had a big tube that he was breathing through
so that he would direct his exhaled air
somewhere else away from the bees
and he was able to like walk among them.
Oh, weird.
Because the carbon dioxide is part of the trigger
because predators exhale carbon dioxide
and that can trigger the bees.
And so by redirecting his carbon dioxide,
which would tell you like if you were around a bunch of bees
and you held your breath long enough to get away,
you might be able to get away.
Did he ever mention like treating these stings
or like, did he ever do anything that was like equivalent
to the glass of milk when you've been taking
some sort of wing challenge?
Was there a like, okay, that's enough, I get it now,
the novelty's over or did he just have to write it out?
I have to, I haven't read the whole book,
I will say full disclosure. In the instances where he talks about recovering from the stings,
he most often references like getting some ice on the sting.
And then I mean, I guess in that one episode he drank beer, but, but I mean, I don't think,
I don't remember him mentioning specifically.
There is a chapter I haven't read yet on honey
about like bees and honey and honey for stings,
but I haven't delved into his thoughts on that.
I think it's the answer for most stings
is usually gonna be ice and anti-inflammatory.
And then of course, if you're allergic,
which he notes it again and again, he is not,
so he didn't have to worry about that.
He won in 2015, there's the Ig Nobel Prize.
It's the like Ig Nobel Prize.
It's like a little joke, little Joshy thing
for something that was really interesting.
It kind of raises, it's always good to do science
that people find interesting, like good science
that also draws public interest
because it reminds people why science matters
and why it's important.
So there's value to it,
even if it can kind of seem sensationalist or silly sometimes, if it's done well.
If it's science done right, it's valuable.
And obviously his work was done very well.
I also liked the advice, they asked him if he had any advice
and he said, be curious, be passionate about what you
love to do and work hard.
Do not dwell on quote, finding your passion.
Just have fun exploring life and science
and your passion will find you.
That's nice.
Yeah, and again, I think if it's the kind of thing
you might be interested in,
the Sing of the Wild is the book that he wrote
and his whole pain scale's in there,
they're all like that.
Those descriptions are all that fantastic.
So if that's the kind of science writing you like,
which as you may have noticed I do, I'd recommend it.
That's gonna do it for us this week on Small Bones.
Oh, thanks to the taxpayers for use of their song
medicines as the intro and outro of our program.
Also, I wanted to mention that I'm gonna be doing
My Brother, My Brother and Me on July 11th in Anaheim.
July 12th, we're doing The Adventure Zone in Anaheim, July 13th
we're gonna be in Sacramento doing My Brother My Brother Me. You can get tickets at bit.ly forward slash
McElroy Tours.
Thanks to taxpayers for these song medicines. This is the Internet Trevor program. Thanks to you for listening. I really appreciate you.
And that's gonna do it for this week. Until next time, my name is Justin McElroy. I'm Sydney McElroy.
And as always, don't drill a hole in your head.
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