Scamfluencers - ENCORE: Three Weddings and a Funeral: Part 1 | 174

Episode Date: August 25, 2025

We’ll be back in one week with all-new Scamfluencers episodes. In the meantime, we’re returning to one of our favorites. In the late 1970s, Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter leaves his s...mall Bavarian village in pursuit of the American dream. He enrolls in high school in Connecticut and tries to impress his classmates with fake accents, fancy suits, and grandiose stories. Over the years, he spins even bigger lies and creates fake names and new identities all over the country, winning over unsuspecting women along the way. By the time his victims figure out he’s been hiding a gruesome secret, it’ll be too late. Be the first to know about Wondery’s newest podcasts, curated recommendations, and more! Sign up now at https://wondery.fm/wonderynewsletterListen to Scamfluencers on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen early and ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Start your free trial by visiting wondery.com/links/scamfluencers/ now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Scampflincers listeners. If you're as hooked on these jaw-dropping schemes as we are, you'll love Wondry Plus. Think of it as you're all access past the world of scams. Add-free episodes, early access, and exclusive deep dives that uncover even more shocking details. Don't just listen. Emmerse yourself in the chaos with Wondry Plus. We'll be back with brand new episodes of Scam Plencers very soon, but today we wanted to revisit one of the most twisted conmen we've had the displeasure of meeting. Christian Carl Gerhardt's race. otherwise known as Clark Rockefeller. At this point, we've met many Rockefellers on our show, Sarah, but I think Christian was the first. Yeah, he was the first and hopefully not the last. I love the Rockefellers. Well, Christian was a German conman who came to America in the 70s
Starting point is 00:00:46 wanting to live the high life. Today, in part one, we'll hear how he worked his floppy hair, rakish charm, and invented backstory to seduce his way into being a kept man. But when some people start suspecting his grift, Christian will go to fatal extremes to hold onto the hope of his American dream. Then the story takes some totally unexpected twists.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Most notably, this social climbing lethario becomes a girl dad, and we've seen the lengths he'd go in order to protect himself. I really hate the words girl dad, and I hate that it's a type of guy, and I hate when a girl dad gets into the story. Well, Sarah, before we get into it, we do have an update to share with you on Clark. Spoiler, he's currently spending. all his time at San Quentin Rehabilitation Center, and his form of rehab is art. We've talked about a lot of fine art criminals in our day, and most of their stuff was pretty
Starting point is 00:01:39 bad. How do you think Christian's original artwork holds up? Okay, before I really give my opinion, I know nothing about art. You know the kind of stuff I like. You have terrible, terrible tastes. It's deep fried memes. But I do think this is actually really nice. This is, you know, some type of geometric art, like a bunch of, almost flags, stuff. It looks like flags, but not really. But it's nice, you know, it's good work, I would say. It is pretty good. But Sarah, it gets weirder because he's also spending his time behind bars becoming a journalist.
Starting point is 00:02:11 According to the Boston Globe, Christian has become a, quote, accomplished book reviewer, publishing dozens of articles for the San Quentin News. So he probably has more bylines than many of the working journalists. You and I know today. You know what? This is actually nice to hear, you know, like he's making really good. use of his time, making beautiful art, writing book reviews. I wish him well. Hmm, that's a nice. Yeah, there's a lot of closure here. Let's hear all about what bat shit hijinks Christian got up to and stay tuned for new episodes of scamflancers soon.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Haggy! Hey, Sachi. Have you ever had to invent a story for whatever reason, but the details get just so unwieldy and so out of hand that you literally have to keep notes so you can stay on track. Honestly, I'm not that good of a liar. So the lie would just fall apart, right? It would fall apart real fast. Okay, well, my parents listen to this podcast ritualistically, so I have to say I have never lied, ever, for any reason at all. You're the most honest girl I know. Thanks. That's so nice.
Starting point is 00:03:21 They're definitely going to believe that. Well, this week, I have a story about someone who was really, really good at building crazy, complex, believable lies all the way until he wasn't. It's May of 1994 in San Marino, California. Jose Perez and his construction crew are renovating a house, including installing a swimming pool. They're digging a 36-foot pit to ready the yard for the cement and the plumbing. Then, the tractor's blade crashes through something hard, buried in the dirt. Jose stops digging, annoyed.
Starting point is 00:04:00 He's found everything imaginable in people's yards, even a few cars. But this is unusual. When he looks closer, he realizes the tractor's metal claw has sliced open a big fiberglass box buried in the dirt. And inside the box are a bunch of plastic shopping bags, including some with university logos on them. And there's a bad smell coming from them. Like, really bad. When Jose gets a better look at the bags, he starts. it's screaming, because he realizes that he's looking at human remains, the bones of an arm,
Starting point is 00:04:33 a spine, and a skull. Neighbors come running, and then the police, and then, of course, the press. Everyone wants to know whose dismembered body has been found, but it turns out this is so much more than a grisly crime scene. This is the clue that will unravel the decades-long con of one of the world's most manipulative and cunning liars. Grab a coffee and discover Vegas-level excitement with BetMGM Casino. Now introducing our hottest exclusive, Friends, the one with the Multi-Drop.
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Starting point is 00:06:15 on a series solo or planning a family movie night, IMDB is your ultimate entertainment companion. Download the app now and find your next favorite. From Wondery, I'm Sachi Cole. And I'm Sarah Haggy. And this is scam influencers. Today, I'm going to tell you the story of Christian Carl Gerhardt's writer, a German con man who built an entire life on fake names, lies, and schemes. He was an immigrant to America, drawn to the idea that in this country, you can become anyone.
Starting point is 00:06:57 You just have to want it bad enough, and Christian wanted it real bad. He lied, stole, seduced, and even killed, all to make his American dream come true. This is three weddings and a funeral, part one. Our story starts in Bergen, Germany, a village nestled deep in the Bavarian Alps. It's 1978, 15 years before any remains are discovered in California. And a teenage boy named Christian Carl Gerhardt's writer is walking through the tiny town on a warm summer day. Sarah, picture it with me. It's one of these pristine European mountain hamlets where the houses look like they're made of gingerbread.
Starting point is 00:07:42 The place is almost painfully German. The town basically is a church and a beer garden. So, you know, our kind of town, obviously. Oh, yeah, totally yes, very yes. Totally. Christian walks into the beer garden and spots his dad, Simon. across the room. He's holding court, telling a story, yelling to be heard over the laughter and the music. As a young man, Simon tried to make it as an artist in the big city. But now, he settled
Starting point is 00:08:09 into small town life, painting houses and dabbling in art on the side. And as Christian sits down at his dad's table, the differences between them couldn't be more clear. Where Simon is boisterous and brash, Christian is quiet and reserved. He's short and handsome. I actually have a photo of him from this time. Sarah, can you describe him for me? He's wearing a sweater with a collared shirt under. He has like that kind of longish, late 70s hair. And he's wearing those Jeffrey Dahmer-style murder glasses. Well, unlike his dad, Christian doesn't fit in here at all. He tries to impress his classmates by memorizing classic literature. And he pulls pranks, like blowing pepper in someone's face. Really hilarious stuff. And one time, he calls the German
Starting point is 00:08:57 DMV and pretends to be a millionaire who needs to register his Rolls Royces. It seems like putting on airs of sophistication makes Christian feel important, powerful. But the other kids just think he's weird. Christian finds an escape from his painfully boring town by watching old American movies. He loves film noir, especially, with its brash heroes and scandalous femme fatales. He wants to be in that world. He even wears classic American suits to school, like the ones Humphrey Bogart wore. I will say one thing about this guy. He sounds insufferable from a young age. There's nothing about this guy that seems normal.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Well, yes. And in the beer garden, I imagine Christian's dad throwing his arm around his son because he really wants him to belong. But Christian doesn't want a seat at that table. I picture him looking around at his dad and his friends here in the same bar with the same guys in the same town where they were all born and where they will all die. Christian needs more, a bigger life, and you'll do anything to get it. Later that summer, a middle-aged American couple, Elmer and Jean Keln, are traveling through Bergen while on vacation in Germany.
Starting point is 00:10:13 Gene is tall, with short hair and big, friendly energy. Elmer, a dentist, is shorter and bald. And the couple have left their kids back in California to enjoy a trip through Europe, just the two of them. But the trip has taken a turn. It's dark and pouring rain, and they're lost on the Audubon. And then, through the downpour, they spot this young guy standing on the side of the road. Jeans immediately worried for him, as she explains later in a documentary called The Great Pretender. Of course, being a mother and seeing a young kid standing by the side of the road,
Starting point is 00:10:48 I guess, you know, just you don't leave somebody standing by the side of the road and don't pick them up. Okay, she is the sweetest woman on earth And this is also how a lot of horror movies start It's great intentions and terrible instincts for sure But in any case, Jean and Elmer stopped the car And they let the kid in His light brown hair is soaking wet And he introduces himself as Christian
Starting point is 00:11:15 He says he's a tour guide for English-speaking tourists But now he's finally heading home to a small town He's handsome and chatty and he insists that they spend the night at his family's house just a few miles down the road. Gene and Elmer are grateful for a place to stay, for free, with friendly locals. But when they get to Christian's house and they meet his parents and his little brother, they can't shake the feeling that something is just off. They realize that Christian has set up all of his stuff in the living room,
Starting point is 00:11:46 including his own film projector, which he uses to watch old movies. He seems to rule over the household. And later on, Jean would say that she got the feeling that Christian was living in a fantasy world. One, his parents and brother were not a part of. But in the moment, they don't think much of it. They're just glad that Christian helped them out of a tough spot. I mean, this is a nightmare. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Going into someone's home and being, like, immediately disturbed. Immediately bad vibes. Red flags all around. Yeah. Well, then, Christian takes them to a local restaurant, and over beer and Bratworth, he tells them how much he wants to go to the U.S. And the next morning, Elmer and Gene say goodbye. And they leave Christian their contact information.
Starting point is 00:12:34 But they have no idea that they've just handed Christian a key to finally getting out and starting his real life in America. A few months after meeting Elmer and Jean, Christian's walking along yet another highway. Only this time, it's not the automobile. It's a tree-lined stretch of road in Connecticut. It's 1978, and thanks to his first big lie, Christian has finally made it to the States. He managed to get a tourist visa by using Elmer and Gene's contact information
Starting point is 00:13:07 without them even knowing about it. Christian told the U.S. government that the California couple had agreed to sponsor him. And not long after arriving in Connecticut, Christian places an ad in the local paper claiming to be an exchange student who needs a place to stay. And Gwen Savio, a librarian at the local high school, responds. She loves hosting exchange students and welcomes Christian into her home with her husband and her four kids. They're a big, warm Italian-American family. And there's an eight-year-old girl that the family called Snooks, 10-year-old twin boys, and a 15-year-old named Edward.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Oh, no, this poor family, they are opening their hearts and it will go wrong. Yeah. So even though he already graduated from high school back in Germany, Christian enrols as a senior at the same high school as Ed. He's trying to fit in with all these American teens. So he wears white-framed sunglasses and tight jeans. He tries to get his hair to do the wind-blown Farah Fawcett thing. You know, it's the late 70s. It's the time. But as Ed remembers it, he just isn't pulling it off. It all feels like an act. He tells people that he's the son of a high-powered German executive and that he's a member of the bourgeoisie. When interviewed about Christian later in the documentary
Starting point is 00:14:23 The Great Pretender, Ed says that his transformation was all about trying to impress. From the beginning, it was, of course, we come from this money. Of course we have maids and people that take care of us. And it was almost like if he had had money, he would have been throwing it. And even
Starting point is 00:14:39 though it seems like Christian is into the finer things in life, he actually spends most of his free time doing something pretty basic, watching TV. Specifically, he loves Gilligan's Island. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. Sarah, did you ever watch Gilligan's Island when you were younger or like when you saw it on
Starting point is 00:14:59 reruns on TV? No, because I'm 31 years old. I am also 31 years old. I watch Gilligan's Island, which is a show about a bunch of people who get stranded on an island. I am obviously a ginger who was the hot one. I'm sure you are. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:19 But Christian's favorite character in the show is Thurston Howell III, otherwise known as the millionaire, who's this Tony country club guy. Well, you haven't got the knack of being idly rich, you see, you should do like me, just snooze and dream, dream and snooze. The pleasures are unlimited. Christian adopts his accent, asking Ed to pass the salt at the dinner table. So not only is he faking an upper crust accent, Christian is also turning into a total snob with the size. When Gwen serves him dinner, Christian rolls his eyes and says, This is what we're having again? Or we would never eat like this?
Starting point is 00:15:58 He stays up too late watching TV, and then he yells at Ed to be quiet when he gets up to get ready for school. Even Mississavio, famously a friend to exchange students, is getting sick of him. One night, Ed tells Christian that he dreams of going to Los Angeles to make movies. And Christian's confused. He thought New York was the American city. When Ed explains that California is where they make the movies, the wheels in Christian's mind begin to turn.
Starting point is 00:16:25 On a cold night that winter, Christians at home watching TV. He's so absorbed in whatever show he's watching that he probably doesn't hear Ed's little sister Snooks come home. She knocks and knocks, but Christian never lets her in. And when Gwen comes home and discovers that Christian has left Snooks outside in the freezing cold for hours, she's furious, and she kicks Christian out. Christian is running out of allies and he knows that his tourist visa will expire soon.
Starting point is 00:16:53 But he'll do anything to stay in America and get to his new destination, California. So, Christian finds a new path to citizenship. Marriage. About two years later, in Milwaukee, Elaine Gerseld notices a new guy in her church group. Elaine is 22 years old, friendly and energetic, and she's drawn to the young man with short,
Starting point is 00:17:16 blonde hair, big glasses, and a German accent. He introduces himself as Christian. He says he's new to the University of Wisconsin, and he's here to study film. He's handsome and intriguing. And Christian tells her that he's worried about things back in Germany. The Cold War has been escalating, you know, and the country is divided. He tells her that he fears being sent back to Germany and being drafted into the army. His life would be wasted on the front lines fighting the Russians.
Starting point is 00:17:46 So the thing about the Cold War is that people weren't really fighting in it that way. No, they weren't. That's why it was called the Cold War. I mean, like, what he's going to be drafted to be, like, a spy? Like, I don't understand. Yeah. I mean, listen, it was a different time. There was no Internet back then.
Starting point is 00:18:07 Elaine was probably reading more of her Bible than the news. She didn't know. But Elaine's freaking out, and she's worried about Christian. But then, he suggests the solution. He says that if someone married him, he could stay in America. They'd maybe even save his life. And Sarah, Elaine is moved, but not moved enough to agree to a green card marriage. But she tells Christian that she has a sister.
Starting point is 00:18:33 That is crazy. Hey, dude, I don't want to marry you, but my sister might be desperate enough to marry your ass. It's a very sisterly favor, I think. So Elaine introduces Christian to her older sister, Amy. And apparently it takes Christian and Elaine only a single hour to convince Amy to marry him. Yeah, this is one of those scenarios where you don't need to have a sister to realize this is crazy. Maybe he's a catch. There's nothing any of my sisters could do to convince me to do anything in an hour.
Starting point is 00:19:11 And there'd have to be some hypnotism involved or some sort of. Monetary reward. Well, there is no hypnotism so far as I know, and Christian and Amy later make it official in a Milwaukee courthouse. But after the paperwork for Christian's green card is all filled out, Christian completely ghosts. Amy never sees him again. Cool. Yeah. That's what I want to happen to me one day.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Yeah, it's dope. She and her sister, Elaine, haven't said much about their experience with Christian, and we don't know Amy's reasons for agreeing to marry him in the first place. It certainly seems like it wasn't for love. It could have been for money. Or it could have been the fact that Elaine and Amy knew people who were drafted in the Vietnam War, so they were feeling sympathetic. And maybe they were just young and he was convincing and cute. Who knows? But this next part, we know for sure. Christian is not done reinventing himself. He wants even more. And he's about to find a town that will offer him money, respect, and fame, along with a dangerous opportunity.
Starting point is 00:20:14 The town of Agda in France is famous for sun, sand, sea and sex. But lately, life on the coast has taken a strange turn. The town's mayor, a respected pillar of the community, has been arrested for corruption. His wife claims he's been bewitched by a beautiful clairvoyant. Then there's the mysterious phone calls that local people have been getting. I am the Archangel Michael. The whole town has been thrown into chaos. As the mayor is unable to carry out his duties,
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Starting point is 00:21:21 Maybe all it takes is a little drilling, some mining, and a whole lot of carbon pumped into the atmosphere. When you see what's left, it starts to look like a crime scene. Are we really safe? Is our water safe? You destroyed our time. And crimes like that, they don't just happen. We call things accidents. There is no accident. This was 100% preventable.
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Starting point is 00:22:15 Apple Podcasts, or Spotify. Now, I feel like a legend. In the spring of 1981, Elmer and Jean Kalln are relaxing at home in Loma Linda. It's a sleepy suburb 60 miles east of Los Angeles, and they live on a quiet, sunny, Southern California Street. There's a knock at the door.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Gene answers, delighted to see their old friend, Christian, on their porch. He looks so different from the shaggy teenager they met on the Autobahn in the rain. Christian is now a young man, clean cut, with a business-like wardrobe and attitude, but he's still as confident
Starting point is 00:23:02 and talkative as ever. And he's a newlywed. His quickie wedding was only three months earlier. But Elmer and Jean probably have no idea about the marriage or that Christian has been lying to people about his background. And they likely still don't know that he used their information to get into America in the first place. I am so disappointed in this man. I know. Why suck this innocent couple into his scheme? Why come back? Well, because Christian is there to tell them about his plans.
Starting point is 00:23:36 He's off to Los Angeles to make it in Hollywood. The old only problem, he says, is his name. It's just too German. He wants to change it. And Elmer totally gets it. He knows that everybody in Hollywood has a fake name anyway. That is true. Elmer and Gene flip through the phone book with Christian, trying out different names. And ultimately, Christian settles on the British-sounding Chichester for his last name. And if you don't know, because I didn't know, Sir Francis Chichester was a very, very famous and very fancy English sailor. Sir Francis Chichester came ashore
Starting point is 00:24:13 from the gallon 53-foot catch which had brought him alone but safely full circle around the world to home. First of all, dumb name Chichester, no offense to the Chichester family. But also like out of all the British-sounding Anglo names, that's the one you settle with, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:32 But Sarah, hold on, he's not done. Because he goes with Christopher for his first name because, you know, alliteration is always really nice. And he decides to include a fancy middle name to really fill out his new identity. So the fancy cherry on top of this whole Sunday of Lies, he goes with, ready, Mountbatten. As in Lord Mountbatten, which is an extremely notable member of the British Royal Family. I've watched the crown.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I've heard Mountbatten many times. Yeah. So now his name is Christopher Mountbatten, Chichester. Don't you think it rolls right off the tongue? That's so stupid. It's like being like, my name is Anna Mountbatten Banana. Like, that's how it sounds to me. Well, Elmer and Jean are really happy for their quirky little German friend.
Starting point is 00:25:26 And they wish him luck as he sets off for Hollywood. But Christian's sights are actually set for the suburbs, somewhere where he can complete his evolution from small-town German outsider to want to be wealthy social class. climber. Finally, he's going to live the life of luxury he's always felt he deserves. San Marino is a wealthy enclave 20 minutes northeast of L.A., nestled in the foothills of the San Gabriel Mountains.
Starting point is 00:25:56 It's a picture-perfect, Rockwellian town with wide boulevards and fancy estates. And here is where Christopher arrives in 1981, in his Plymouth Arrow. He's been living in his car and eating whatever he can find. He tries to keep his preppy clothes clean, probably to hide the fact that essentially he's unhoused. According to a woman he once went on a date with, the inside of the car is covered in little yellow post-it notes. And looking back, she thinks he might have been using each one to remember all of the details about his made-up new persona. His name, his work, his education, where his parents are from, where they live now. it really seems like he needs to keep his story straight.
Starting point is 00:26:40 He joins the Rotary Club in town, and he tries out his new persona at church. Where else, you know? Could you imagine one of your friends saying to you like, yeah, so I wanted to date with this German guy, and his car was covered in post-it notes that just had details of his life on every single note, and I'm pretty sure he was living in that car.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Honestly, this could happen to me anytime. We're not that far. Well, living in his car early on a Sunday morning, Chris struts up to the church of our Savior. And the church is a small white building with a bell tower. And Christopher makes himself at home in the first pew. And no one really pays much attention, at least not yet. He peeks over his Bible at his fellow parishioners, and he zeroes in on all the older women. And when the service ends, he makes his way to the patio.
Starting point is 00:27:33 He starts introducing himself to the women, catching us. over coffee and tea. He kisses their hands, tells them how pleased he is to meet them, and then he hands them a literal calling card. It's printed on thick paper, and it says Christopher Mountbatten to Chester, the 13th baronet. He's not a 13th anything. He's not a baronet, but nobody knows that, or they just don't care enough to check. Yeah, the 13th baronet is a thing. That certainly is not him. Yes. When I just Googled it, it's a guy named Sir Edmund Bacon, who was the 13th and 14th baronet. Also, if someone came up to me and said that, I'd be like, oh my God, I met the 13th baronet. Don't know what that means or what it is.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Yeah, his car was covered in post-its, but I think we're going to go out again. It's a baronet thing you wouldn't understand. Well, now that he has their attention, Chris tells the town just a whole boatload of wild-ass lies. Like that he's related to that Sir Francis Chichester, the first person to sail across the world alone, making only one stop. And that he recently inherited an 11th century cathedral in England and is considering relocating it to the United States. The older women of San Marino embrace him.
Starting point is 00:28:52 It seems like these are the kinds of women who wear pearls and scarves indoors. the kind of ladies who love talking about theater and using the word dapper. They're quick to offer him a ride, a meal, a room. He's young, smart, charming, and he's a royal. Any questions about his identity seem to be overshadowed by excitement. The town just seems so happy to have him there. At some point, Christopher winds up taking film courses at the University of Southern California. There are no records of him ever being enrolled as a student there.
Starting point is 00:29:25 And to this day, his teachers have no idea how he ended up in their classes. But if there's one thing we know about Christopher, it's that you shouldn't underestimate him or his ability to pull a scam. He even talks his way into a party at USC, where the guest list includes George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg. He's rubbing shoulders with the world's most famous storytellers. Okay, I'm trying to understand where he's going with this. Well, here's what I can tell you, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Three years after he arrives in San Marino, Christopher parlayes his studies at USC into his own local cable show called Inside San Marino. It debuts in 1984, and he's finally getting the chance to be behind the camera. Everything is working out better than he ever dream. This town is eating out of the palm of his hand. But he's about to meet his toughest audience yet. Naturally, everyone in San Marino tries to set their daughters up with this quote, unquote, eligible bachelor. Now, you will remember, technically, Christopher is married, but that's not stopping him. Why should he bother leaching off these old women when the town has so many young women, probably with trust funds?
Starting point is 00:30:44 Can I just say it is so easy to be an eligible bachelor compared to how easy it is to be an eligible bachelorette? Yeah, you got to have all your teeth. You got to not be like full slime, but a little slime will work. Literally, all you have to do is look women in the eye and listen when they speak, and everyone's like, okay, most eligible bachelor right here in town. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, Christopher's charm, it just doesn't quite work on them. He tells one woman that he produced the British TV series, The Prisoner, and she hasn't heard of it, though, so that doesn't really work. He talks another woman's ear off about musicals,
Starting point is 00:31:24 mansplains the romantic history of Godiva chocolate, and he gets the worst possible seats for a date at the Philharmonic. He takes one woman on a lunch date that consists entirely of watching him run errands from the passenger seat of his dumpy car. She later says that she gets a good look at the assortment of yellow post-it notes stuck all over the inside of his car,
Starting point is 00:31:44 the ones that she thinks Christopher uses to keep track of his lies. She never calls him back, telling her parents that he is creepy. Clearly, none of these women are interested in becoming Mrs. 13th baronet. And good for them. No one wants to be lectured by some loser with a weird accent of superiority complex. That makes me so happy that these young women were smart enough to be like, no, this guy sucks and he's gross and he's not fun to be around.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Well, at this point, Chris realizes that he has a problem. His car keeps breaking down and his blazers are starting to look worn. He needs a new plan. He needs a permanent source of money. Then, through members of his church, he hears about an old, lonely woman with a guest house and a broken heart. Christopher has just found his next mark,
Starting point is 00:32:33 and he's going to take her for everything she's worth. At the edge of San Marino, Ruth, D.D.Sohas, lives in the same Spanish-style rambler that she's lived in almost all her life. D.D. was once a dark-haired beauty. She went to prestigious schools, including USC, before working at a newspaper. She zipped around Southern California in the convertible her parents gave her, or sometimes even on a small plane she piloted herself.
Starting point is 00:33:03 She married three times, and she raised a son. But now, she's all alone. Her renter just moved out of the back house on her property, and she reportedly spends her days in a tattered old housecoat, drinking sherry and smoking. old newspapers and other random shit have started stacking up and collecting dust. But one day, around 1982, a stranger knocks on the door. It's Christopher Chester.
Starting point is 00:33:29 And Sarah, we don't know exactly what he says to D.D., but I imagine he introduces himself with a smile and kisses her hand. And shortly after, Chris moves into the guest house out back. This is not going to be good. Yeah, it's pretty fast. And right around the time that D.D. meets Chris, she also finds out that her son, John, is in love. John's in his late 20s. He's short, and there's really no better way for me to say this, Sarah. He's a huge nerd. When he discovered computers in high school, he found his passion. And now he's found another lifelong love, Linda, a six-foot tall woman with feathered red hair who works at a sci-fi bookstore and is obsessed with Star Trek. They met playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Starting point is 00:34:17 They're like a king and queen geek duo. They have the kind of love that you can see and feel in their photos together. I actually have a photo of them together. Sarah, can you describe it for us? Yeah, it's a really sweet photo. It's really sweet. You know, they look genuinely really happy. They're standing in like a bookstore or something and he has like a hood on and she's leaning over him.
Starting point is 00:34:41 And, you know, they both have these very sweet smiles. Like it definitely is something. something that translates in a photo. Yeah, I mean, they look very sweet together, and John was crazy about Linda. Her friends later described their relationship in a documentary series for Oxygen. He was so devoted to her and so friendly with her and liked everything that she did, and they enjoyed each other's company. They wanted to be together, and that just made me happy for them. But when Dee Dee meets Linda, she isn't impressed.
Starting point is 00:35:13 She thinks her son can do better. And then, a year after John and Linda meet, John tells Deity that they're getting married, and they want to move into Deity's back guest house. Well, there's no way that's happening, because Chris lives there. And Deity loves having her suave, young, handsome friend around. So John and Linda, and their six cats, move into the main house instead. Now, Chris, John, and Linda are all dependent on Deity, who's drinking and losing her grip on reality.
Starting point is 00:35:42 tension in the house is building and this family conflict is about to come to a head in a way that will shatter their lives forever. It's your man, Nick Cannon, and I'm here to bring you my new podcast, Nick Cannon at night.
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Starting point is 00:37:19 But John and Linda quickly notice things with Didi and her mysterious houseguest are strange. First of all, Christopher takes Didi to all her doctor's appointments and gets her groceries, which might seem really sweet, except that Christopher really seems to have a hold over Didi. Linda tells John and their friends that he's creepy. And meanwhile, Didi is spiraling.
Starting point is 00:37:43 According to journalist Mark Seale, who literally wrote the book about Christopher, she's showing signs of dementia. She drinks heavily and bangs on John and Linda's door incessantly. It's so bad that they have to put a padlock on the door. Oh, man. It is so sad to hear about someone taking advantage of like an old person. Yeah. But John and Linda are distracting themselves by planning their wedding.
Starting point is 00:38:10 It's an intimate affair. fair in a friend's backyard on Halloween night. Some people even come in costume. John wears a gray suit, and Linda never want to be conventional wears a purple dress. But Didi doesn't go. She stays at home, probably with Christopher. Oh, my God. You know, it makes sense if he was like, oh, I'll go to the wedding with you, Didi, but he doesn't even do that. Yeah. Well, John and Linda can't afford to go on a honeymoon, so they return to the house. And Didi's behavior does not get anybody. better. But then, shortly after their first anniversary, Christopher offers them the chance to change their lives. He reportedly tells John that his family owns a large stake in a French aerospace
Starting point is 00:38:54 company and that they'd like to interview him and Linda for exciting jobs in New York City. John is excellent with computers, and he's always loved space. And then Christopher says, well, there's a caveat. The job is government related, and it has to be kept top six. secret. John and Linda agree. They can't tell their friends much, but they put their cats in a cat hotel and prepay for two weeks. And John asks his boss at his low-level programming job for two weeks' advanced pay. It's easy to imagine that John and Linda are thrilled. This is the break they've been waiting for. John is sure that this is just the beginning of their new life, but he couldn't have been more wrong. After John and Linda take him,
Starting point is 00:39:41 take off for this new opportunity, their friends and colleagues start to wonder about them. When they call the house, Dee-D has to explain to them over and over that John and Linda are on a secret mission. She can't tell anyone anything. And the truth is, she doesn't know much herself. John's new job is so sensitive, he can't even contact her directly. She can only communicate through his contact, Christopher. But weeks turn into months, and still, nobody has heard a peep from the newlyweds. Meanwhile, Christopher has free reign over the house again.
Starting point is 00:40:14 He invites friends over to play board games and even starts driving John's new Nissan pickup around. Oh, my God. The way this guy has weaseled his way into the... It's like, you know, he was kind of jumping from place to place, and it really feels like now he finally found the people he could manipulate the most. It's really upsetting to me. I know. It's a little single white female, isn't it? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Well, a few months after John and Linda leave, Dini wakes up and discovers that Christopher Mountbatten to Chichester is gone. And actually, so is John's truck. So finally, Didi calls the police. She tells them the whole story. It's been months since she last saw John and Linda. Didi asks to file a missing person's report, but the police don't pursue the investigation.
Starting point is 00:41:04 They reportedly tell her that her son and his wife are adults. They can disappear if they want. Shortly after that, Didi suffers a stroke. And with mounting medical bills, Didi is forced to sell her home and move into a trailer park. And during this time, she writes John and her granddaughters out of her will, and she replaces them with the people who sold her the trailer. We're not really sure why she did this, but what we do know is that when she dies of a heart attack a few years later,
Starting point is 00:41:32 they inherit everything that John probably would have. This is so depressing. It is shocking that there are new lows in this story, but yeah, it's so sad. And meanwhile, John and Linda's friends are haunted by what might have become of the happy couple. The mystery remains unsolved for years and years, and when the case finally cracks wide open, it'll confirm their worst nightmares. After he disappears from San Marino, Christopher sets his sights on much bigger targets.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Believe it or not, Sarah, the story only gets crazier from here. He's leaving a trail that will lead investigators to some of the most exclusive addresses and influential social circles in the country. There's no amount of money that can protect them from a good suit and a great last name. But what even Christopher doesn't know is that every lie he tells
Starting point is 00:42:31 is slowly drawing him towards his spectacular downfall. There's some truths you just can't shed. shake, and every secret he left in Dee Dee's yard will be unearthed eventually. For Christopher, it'll happen years later when the new owners of Dee Dee's house decide to put in a swimming pool, and the construction crew makes the gruesome discovery, a bag of dismembered body parts shoved into a box. But by then, Christopher will be long gone. scam influencers, get exclusive episodes and early access to new ones all ad-free on Wondry Plus. Join now in the Wendry app, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify. Before you go, help us out by taking a quick
Starting point is 00:43:20 survey at Wondry.com slash survey. This is episode one of our two-part series, three weddings and a funeral. I'm Sachi Cole. And I'm Sarah Hagi. If you have a tip for us on a story that you think we should cover, please email us at scamfluencers atwondery.com. We use many sources in our research. A few that were particularly helpful were Mark Seale's book, The Man in the Rockefeller Suit, 48-hour episode, A.K.A. Rockefeller.
Starting point is 00:43:53 And the Oxygen Documentary series, A Wedding and a Murder, Vanishing Vows. Special thanks to court reporters, Richard and Fay Leroux. Colleen Scriven wrote this episode. Additional writing by us, Sachi Cole and Sarah Haggy. Our senior producer is Jen Swan. Our producer is John Reed.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Our associate producers are Charlotte Miller and Lexi Peary. Our producer and story editor is Sarah Eni. Our story editor is Allison Weintraub. Sound design is by Sam Ada. Fact-checking by Gabrielle Droulet. Additional audio assistance provided by Adrian Tapia. Our music supervisor is Scott Velasquez for Freeze on Sync. Our senior managing producer is Tanja Thigpan.
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