Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - A Tale of Two Toms with Sandoval and Schwartz

Episode Date: September 3, 2019

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This is Shenanigans, and now here's your host, Sheena Shea. We're good as gold, because we're good as gold, because we're good as gold. What's up guys? So we are getting into some legit shenanigans over here at Casa de Schwartz. Because we're good of friends apparently yes yeah so we've got janet back in the house co-hosting sandoval has driven so far to be here a good like uh 1.1 mile yeah we're we're in vanderpump village as we call it and schwartz has finally agreed to be on shenanigans. Welcome. Welcome to the village. Listen, I feel like this is a big moment popping my Shenanigans chair. I know, I love this. I don't know how good my podcast voice is right now.

Usually it's more syrupy. It's great. It's pretty good. I like it. I dig it. To set the scene, we're laying in a guest bed in Casa de Bubba.

Yeah. Yeah, this is my room, so to speak. Well, because we're in Schwartz's room and we're wearing these muumus. Yeah. Officially this is my room, so to speak. Well, because we're in Schwartz's room. And we're wearing these muumus. Yeah. Officially chilling. Officially chilling muumus.

Okay, now I'm just gonna have to ask because you said this is your room. So are y'all like Ken and Lisa? Were you sleeping in separate rooms? No, no.

Do they sleep in separate rooms? I mean, Ken has his own bedroom and Lisa has her own bedroom and that's what i've heard i don't know if it's a joke that they make like they only have sex on christmas and birthdays but i'm like yeah maybe lisa's like no bitch i want my own bed i don't think that's a bad idea i would kind of like my own room i like to snuggle yeah like you can but you can like invite them

over for sleepovers when you want and then when you don't you can like spread out i think i think that i think they're just playing with you. It's like a shtick. Yeah, no, this is my like listen to music loud late at night, watch movies with the surround sound blasting at four in the morning room. Is this where you practice

your DJ I'm Sorry sets? Yes, yes. Amazing. We have like soundproof doors, top quality so nobody hears anything. Wait, seriously? I mean, yeah, they're really well built.

They're heavy. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's cool. Your house is yeah. I mean, they're really well built. They're heavy. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's cool. Your house is awesome. I was just in your pantry, which is perfectly labeled and has like the most amazing snacks I've ever seen.

Talk about pantry goals. Yes. I know. This is a big moment for us. It's so organized. That's like organization porn, and I am very aroused right now. It's amazing.

Yeah. But now my question is, because there's so much in your pantry, do you guys actually eat it before it goes bad? We actually Tom will confirm this. We have a known reputation of having no ice, no drinks and barely any snacks. Definitely no mixers. We'll have every type of alcohol known to man over the years and stuff we've accumulated while we were creating the cocktail menu at Tom Tom. man over the years and stuff we've accumulated while we were creating the cocktail menu at tom tom but this is a big this is this is unusual for us so yeah yeah please indulge if you guys want snacks we have them it's incredible you know what now that i'm thinking about it i'm like because i get y'all's house and jackson britney's mixed up a little bit because they are very similar

but i'm like when we were here we did like a wine night here the girls um like a couple months ago or a month ago was that pantry here or am i thinking of jackson britney's pantry jackson britney um they were the first okay to utilize this awesome service which um i should plug right now because i really really like them but i forgot the name of it we can come back to yeah um they're awesome and uh yeah that was jackson britney we were inspired by their pantry okay well and their pantry looks amazing have you been i saw i saw their post about it i mean it's just a variety of snacks yeah yeah it's like stoner heaven totally oh my god yeah definitely i love that and jackson brittany have you guys been over there recently since they got that like a weed making machine thing yeah does that work we got that for them oh you did oh okay that's like the coolest

thing i've ever seen i don't know how it works but it's like an incubator and it does work but you need they need to get the proper seeds first we haven't we haven't um gotta get them clones yeah did this get delivered during britney's uh bridal shower yes okay that thing yeah what is this weed machine stassi when she first saw it she was like it looks like something you clone humans and that's what it does totally by, she was like, it looks like something you clone humans in. That's what I was thinking. It does, totally, by the way. She would think that.

It looks like something from Black Mirror. Yeah. I love Black Mirror. Last week, I was just talking about this with Erica and my sister. Did you see the Miley Cyrus, Ashley O, Black Mirror episode? Yeah, it was great. Amazing, right? I just watched it like two days ago.

The songs are good, too. They're so good. Oh, I have them on my playlist love it her character and that actually reminded me of you she was sheena thank you oh my god i love that i thought it was like a darker like hannah montana like it's like you got a little bit of that like disney show that she did back but it was like dark and grown yeah and you can poppy, but you also have a dark underbelly. Totes. Yeah. Everybody has a dark side. Yeah.

So, you guys, I just finished my first music video. Nice. Yeah. I'm going to release it in the next couple of weeks. I'm figuring out where. I wish there were TVs at TomTom because I would love to do something there. Yeah. That's not our call.

That's definitely. Yeah. Lisa hates TVs. I know. I didn't to do something there. Yeah, that's not our call. That's definitely... Lisa hates TVs. I never realized you guys didn't have TVs. We have one TV and I've never even seen it on. It does work. We don't utilize it. For whatever reason, Ken and Lisa just

aren't into TVs in their bars. But they finally did add one at Villablanca. Yes, they did. At the bar. There is one at Pump which made a huge difference I wish we would have one when I was working there I know

same yeah and the one at Sur plays old reruns of you guys constantly do they still play those yes yeah they do

it's like season one reruns I know it's stress I get mild anxiety when I see like season one and two playing you actually recently got like season two

oh really yeah I noticed it's normally the episodes that Guillermo is in oh always it's normally the episodes that guillermo is in oh always it's only the episodes birthday yes i've seen that one a bunch of times i mean at least it's not like my divorce on repeat you know depressing okay so we want to start getting into some shenanigans with the game of would you rather are you guys down yeah yeah okay

janet's pulled some questions so we're gonna start with a few of would you rather are you guys down yeah yeah okay janet's pulled some questions so we're gonna start with a few of these and then i've got some very intense personal questions for you guys oh my god i'm just kidding okay i love this would you rather would you rather live in disneyland for the rest of your life or live on the las vegas strip for the rest of your life uh definitely las vegas strip for me i mean i'll move to las vegas and live there right now or live on the Las Vegas Strip for the rest of your life? Definitely Las Vegas Strip for me. I mean, I'll move to Las Vegas and live there right now for the rest of my life. I don't know about that.

No state income tax. I mean, on the Strip? Yeah, on the Strip. Yeah, okay. I mean, I basically lived on the Strip. I was one block off it and I did not want to come back. I loved living in Vegas. After like three days of life

is beautiful. I'm like, I'm never coming back to this hell place. That's the thing. When you live in Vegas, you don't party like that. Like I lived there for,

what, five and a half months. I went to a club two times. One, because all of our producers came out to support and see my show. So we all went out to celebrate.

You were there that weekend, Samuel. Yeah. That was one time I went to a club and then the other time was a friend's birthday and i went to marquee you have way more self-control than the rest of us i feel like i do actually you can stay in and do that if i lived on the las vegas trip i probably would be dead in 30 days yeah you would acclimate and adjust i don't know the But the first few, like maybe years? No, months. Months.

Like the first month, maybe. You'd ravage yourself. No, no, no. Also, you know, we're in our, I think we're all in our 30s now, right? We are, yeah. Janet just entered

the 30 club last month. I feel well balanced. I still like to party, but I'm also, you know, super healthy, working out. Well, yeah, you do half shots now. Yes.

Explain half shots. It changed my life because I used to get too sloppy, too consistently. Well, a lot of times when you go to bars you know you order a shot and they always overpour always right so what we started doing is just splitting shots um so if there's like four people you order two shots and then you just you know you just share it yeah because like i have explained over and over um i i honestly contrary to what you may think or how I'm perceived, I don't necessarily drink to get super fucked up.

I just love I love the camaraderie of it. I love the sportsmanship. Sportsmanship of drinking. Who doesn't get excited when someone brings a round of shots over? It like it's fun. It's fun as long as it's not like You're double gulping tequila Exactly I'm not looking to get obliterated

I just like camaraderie And it's fun It's a bonding experience Except when we're doing karaoke I definitely want to get a little obliterated I do full shots during karaoke How many times a week do you karaoke? On average I would say like one maybe.

You should have a residency. I've already seen you karaoke at least once this week. I know. I think it's been twice in the last week. I think it has too. No, it was both Mondays. Okay, it was last Monday at Rocco's and it was this Monday at Rocco's. Yeah, but the only reason why I was there this past Monday is because it was like our

one-year anniversary employee. We did our kitchen staff because we couldn't do our kitchen staff and our front-of-the-house employees at the same time. So we did our kitchen staff after that because we had to like, you know, our front-of-the-house, it was like during the day. We can't have our kitchen staff going to work like shit face. True. Just have the bartenders go to work shit face.

That's fine. Yeah, I mean, they're used to it. What's your guys go to show quick uh-huh you can move on what's your go-to karaoke song i love rock and roll the britney spears version i mean obviously i'll do the joan jett version that's the most thing i've ever heard i don't karaoke is this thing on oh my god you know i don't karaoke unless i'm blacked out and then i'll only agree if it's like Spice Girls or something where I can be drowned out by other people. If I karaoke by myself, like call 911, take me to the hospital. I'm not okay. Yeah, there's very few songs I'll do by myself because as we all know, I do like to perform, but I am not a singer. I've never claimed to be a singer. I like to do music for fun. It's a fun hobby, as I just did my first music video,

which was like a bucket list thing. It was so much fun. But I'm like, I can't sing. So I love rock and roll. The Britney Spears version is in my realm of vocal range. I would love to see that live. Tom gives me confidence when I'm with him, because you see him go up there.

He's got so much moxie and chutzpah and you're just like, fuck, I can do this. And I can do it. I like performing. There's a part of me that loves performing live, but I'm a terrible singer. I found what's in my wheelhouse. What's your song? Mine's Four Non Blondes What's Going On. Oh my god, that's Lala's

go-to song. Yeah. I always have to sit there and Schwartz will sit there and cup the mic yeah which is the last thing you ever want to do and i have to sit there and go up there and kind of sort of sing start singing and then sort of back off so schwartz will kind of come in yeah and uh sometimes he sits like cross-legged on the floor and it seems like he's in his room that was that was back in my full shot days. But we've done Basket Case.

We do that one pretty good. We harmonized during that one. Yeah, we did actually. Okay, top five karaoke songs, Sandoval. I would say Working for the Weekend by Loverboy. Definitely Guns N' Roses, Paradise City. Oh Sherry by Steve Perry. Muse, Time Is Running Out. I Wanna Be Your Lover.

Maneater. What's the one you sing, Billy? George Michael. I wanna be your lover. Oh yeah, Billy Ocean, Loverboy. But I really like, if somebody knows the Phil Collins part, I like doing Easy Lover by Philip Bailey and Phil Collins. I don't know if I've heard you do that one.

He's an easy lover. Should take your heart, but you can't keep it. Yeah. One song you don't ever want to sing, for everybody listening out there, is Paradise City by Guns N' Roses. I know you love it. I love it. Everyone loves it.

But it's a terrible karaoke song. Not when Sandoval does it. He kills that song. It's too long. It becomes. Okay, it is a long song. I'll give you that. Seven minutes long.

Yeah. Oh, shit. I didn't realize it was that long. And it's so repetitive. Yeah, it is. It does get really repetitive. They have a shorter version of it, which is nice. But, oh, also George Michael. That's what I said.

I said Maneater and George Michael. Those are two of your names. George Michael, Freedom. But Freedom's like almost a seven-minute song. Yeah, but that's such a crowd pleaser. Everyone's like, Freedom. It goes by much faster. Yeah.

You got to be considerate of the audience. It's okay to be selfish. Well, like with DJing, they say two for the audience, one for you. Right. With karaoke, it should be like- All for the audience. Yes. Maybe.

It's okay to indulge. It depends on how big the audience is, and you get a feel for the audience. Yes, maybe. It's okay to indulge. It depends how big the audience is. And you get a feel for the audience when you're in a karaoke bar, right? If it's kind of dead, you don't mind doing more niche songs, right? Yeah. But I'm sorry, no offense, Janet, but when someone gets up to do a Lana Del Rey song or something depressing AF, I'm sorry, no one wants to hear that. I was so blacked out, and I did uh i think i did blue jeans by

lana del rey at that venice bar the oh santa monica a gaslight um and there was like four people and i'm like thank god trying to support them like don't know this song i think they took my mic away i did not finish the song either i realized how embarrassing it was or they realized but someone made me stop the key is you want to flirt with blacking out you want to walk the line you don't want to actually be blacked out when you sing but when i'm in that state i never think i'm blacked out i think i'm great yeah it's a fine line okay schwartz i wanted before we do some more would you rather so you mentioned half shots but i do remember seeing last season on the show, your math being very off with the half shots.

That was a shtick, obviously. So how many half shots would you say you do in a night, and what does that equal in full? I usually probably do eight half shots, which equals four full shots. You do eight half shots? Yeah. Dude, I do like three or four. Listen, what type of night are we talking about?

We're talking on one of those like party nights. Yeah, karaoke night. Not on a casual Wednesday at 11.30 a.m. No. No, I do like four. Halfies? Five, maybe. We probably, well, if we're getting crazy and we're about to do karaoke,

I'm definitely taking eight half shots. Over the course of maybe three and a half, four hours. Okay half four hours okay three hours what's your go-to drink because you stand well you mostly drink like coors lights and light beers which i feel like is why you're always i've never seen you like really bad or maybe a few times but like you managed to stay put together and seem so always sandoval can be blacked out but still have a fully like educated conversation with them yeah and anytime i've gone one-to to one with you with like at festivals and stuff with beers, I'm somehow so blacked out and you're like, fine. Have you heard the Spanish teacher story?

No. No. Come on. Wait, do I know that one? Oh, I'm sure you've heard it 17 times. I know a lot of the stories. Stole a copy of my phone. Okay.

But go to drink. Oh, me? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. So I, mine is my ultimate favorite combination is a nice cold Coors Light or Miller Light or any light beer really, but I love Coors and Millers and like a half shot. Yeah, that's nice.

I love and appreciate the craftsmanship and ingenuity behind cocktails, but I've sort of just gone back to the basics, you know? I do. I like the simple stuff. I like a half shot and a cold beer. But then also, I'm down to try anything on the menu. I like trying things I've never seen before. Like, we were in Hawaii recently,

and I saw this thing called Serpent Bite, and I had to have it. I knew the moment I laid eyes on it, I gotta know what this is. And it was delicious. Tom introduced me to this. We're getting off topic. I don't like tangents on podcasts. I do. It's a mini one. Tom introduced me to this. We're getting off topic. I don't like tangents on podcasts.

No, I do. It's a mini one. Tom introduced me to this phenomenal new thing that I'm obsessed with. It's peanut butter whiskey. Oh, I just heard about this. It's called Screwball. Literally, I just heard about this. And it's going to make waves, I feel like.

I wish I could invest. It's really, really good. It is delicious. And you hear it. You're like, I don't want to drink chocolate peanut butter whiskey. Ew. But it's good. It's really good. But hear it. You're like, I don't want to drink chocolate peanut butter whiskey. Ew. But it's good. It's really good.

But is it like hangover whiskey? I never drank enough to find out. I only had one shot of it and moved on. Is it better than Fireball? I've lost that love and feeling for Fireball. I love Fireball still. Yeah. Fireball is everyone's love.

Fireball over tequila for me any day. Ew. No. I'm a Casamigos Reposado girl these days. Yeah, I like that. I like Casamigos Reposado. A Nejo, too. I don't like the silver as much now that I've spoiled myself with Reposado and a Nejo,

but Repo's like my go-to. I usually do shots of either whiskey. If I'm singing, it's always whiskey or tequila. And then I do a beer, but like at at tom tom i'll have the stroke of midnight usually at least one stroke of midnight which is a uh you know made with cold brew coffee and then i or do a matcha bucho which has like in the beginning of the night give me a little energy boost yeah start with a cocktail on the when i go to tom tom i always start with one of our cocktails usually in that case the stroke of midnight or the matcha bucho really good drinks

by the way and then i move on to the simple stuff i've actually i've actually well two things the other night well first of all to go back to what you were saying about cocktails i um i've moved away from beer a little bit i'll have a couple um but especially if i'm at a concert or you know music festival or anything like that, I kind of try to stay away from beer because I have to pee every five seconds. Oh, tell me about it. Where was I recently? And it was like, oh, at the freaking Hollywood Forever Cemetery,

we brought a bunch of white claws, and I probably had six or seven of them. I think I had to go to the porta-potties like six times. I was just like, I'm never doing this again. When I go to concerts now, it's like six times i was just like i'm not i'm never doing this again when i go to concerts now it's like double jack and coke yeah um and then that's it because i'll just sip on them and i'm fine beers i end up slamming and then two like if it's sitting and like beer like obviously the the bottom warm part i don't want to mess with but um dude the other day, I went into Tom Tom, and I had two Stroke of Midnights and two matcha buchas. Whoa.

And we went to Rocco's for like, that was when I saw you at Rocco's the week before. Oh, okay. Yeah, last Monday. I went home. I was wired. We left at one. And Ariana wanted me to clean up the kitchen before I went to bed. I ended up cleaning the entire house.

And this is a big house. Just so you guys know, it's huge. Yeah. It hadn't been cleaned in a minute too. So like I just went fucking crazy. I was like sweeping outside, skimming the pool. I cleaned like all my hands and knees in every bathroom. Dude, it was nuts.

Like, so just if you go to TomTom, pace yourself with the matcha, buchas, and the... Yeah. The Stroker Midnights. Yeah. Are those your go-to drinks on the cocktail list?

Yeah, I like them because they're quick, easy, and they give you a low-energy boost. Also, I like the Doc Holliday and the... Love that one. Thank you.

Yeah, the Clockwork Pink. I would love those. The Stroke of Midnight is my favorite espresso martini ever. I don't think I've had that one either. It's a cold brew coffee with vanilla vodka and glue. It's a very simple drink. Okay, we're getting that tonight. Espresso martini almost.

We put a little cocoa powder and toasted coconut on top. Okay. I'm going to go by there tonight so I'm going to try that. I was supposed to but now I have to do interviews. I'm going to come in tomorrow. Sandoval, you and Ariana just released your cocktail book. Can you say some of your favorites

from there? I know it's pre-order right now and comes out in December. Yeah, pre-order it people. Thank you. It's really sort December. Yeah, pre-order it, people. Yeah, thank you. It's really sort of, you know, obviously anybody can, you know, you can just Google a cocktail if you want to know a recipe. But this is more of like a situational cocktail book. It goes from classy to trashy. Love that. So we have everything from like really high end.

We have a, you know, a clear Manhattan in there. We have a, you know, a white Bloody Mary, the ghost of Mary. It's a ghost pepper infused white Bloody Mary. Interesting. But then we have drinks that you can make like in a college dorm room with condiments and an empty water bottle. Wait, I love that. I did not know that. I've seen you do both of these things.

I've seen you make cocktails that are like smoking and like doing things that look like science experiments. I've also seen you at three in the morning when I'm like, I have half a bottle of Tito's left and like sweet chili sauce. You're like, I got this. I got this. I don't want to know what you're going to do in there, but just bring them out. You can make something out of anything. I'm like Steve Baldwin in

Half Baked, like the MacGyver smoker. MacGyver. I've made bongs out of less. I love that i think my go-to at tom tom i just i love the tom tom shot with the buzz button i love the buzz yeah the tamakazi yeah buzz buttons we should always it makes your whole mouth like numb and tingly they're so good so i won't i won't say who but one of y'all's servers is a good friend of ours so i was recently there for dinner with him and his parents and his parents are like party parent goals i mean they are so fun oh i know so we do um a tom-tom shot i was like you guys have to try the buzz button they're so good i'm like it's like

pop rocks in your mouth and so we do the shot shot. And then after his mom goes, Ooh, I wonder what this would feel like in my pussy. And he's like, mom. So I texted him. So I texted Max and I was like, Max, can you bring over some buzz buttons? So Max like brings over a cup of buzz buttons and he's like, did you want shots with these? And I was like, no, no, no. We're good. And he's like, what are you doing with them and i'm like don't ask questions just like i'll tell you later and so i like put them in a little like like wrap them up in a napkin i give them to his mom and i was like i was taking him out that night and so they were staying at his house and he was like but mom like you're sleeping in my bed and i'm on the couch and i was like just just don't think about it and she's like she goes if you could just keep them out for like a few hours, honey,

you know, we're going to try the buzz buttons out. Wait, so it wasn't just a joke? No, no. She was dead serious. She wanted to like, yeah. Well, we need to figure out if it worked. I don't know. But I mean, I will say, high key curious, if you do a buzz button and then let's say PG version, make out, does the other person feel the tingle she

wanted to try it a little lower i think the tingle is transferable yeah it definitely causes you to salivate so i don't know if it causes a flood in the basement all right who's gonna be the guinea pig and what orifice all right i'm down i'll try it tonight your bartenders are cute i'll take one in the back with me all right will you report back report back to us? Yeah. Deal. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's do a couple more. Would you rather questions?

And then I've got some other questions. Is that a tangent? That was a long tangent. I forgot about the game until I looked at it, but I know she had a couple of questions. This will be interesting and funny. Okay. Okay. Would you rather be celibate for the rest of your life or only be with the last person you broke up with for the rest of your life?

Whoa. Celibate. Wow. Instead of Kristen? I'm just kidding. I mean, it just would be so. Talks like that's the only way I don't get in trouble in this question. I mean, how do I have to be with them?

I mean, that's the only person you can have sex with. Well, whose would mine be, Adam or Rob? Oh. I think Rob because you and Adam never officially dated. Right. It's been so long for shorts, you can't even remember who it would be. I'm going to open the history books. Did you ever even have another relationship? Yeah, I was a relationship junkie.

I'm a serial monogamist. Aw. I mean, I was always three years and out my whole life. Three years out. Three years out. Katie surpassed the three-year mark. How long have you guys been together total? Almost nine years.

Holy shit. You guys started dating the same time Shay and I started dating. That's right. What's the answer for me celibate? Yeah. Yeah. I can still masturbate, right? Exactly.

See, I don't do that. That's a known fact on shenanigans. I don't do that. Listen, I'm going to get you some buzz buttons tonight. I'm going to make sure they're in stock. You can give her whatever you want. She will organize them, put them in her closet, and save them for later and not ever use any of them. I have three vibrators still fully packaged, not opened,

that I just took to Palm Springs and left in my closet there. So I'm like, maybe one day I'll feel crazy and try it. But I don't. You're missing out. I haven't been to your villa in Palm Springs yet, but I'm getting the feeling that it's like some sort of swingers pad. You know, crazy shit goes down there. Do you know what the game of pizza box is?

I love that this game is becoming famous. All of the producers played recently. Oh, I know. Yes. Okay. So my roommates and I invented this in college. I guarantee all of our listeners are going to start playing it because Erica, Courtney, and I talked about this last week too.

I'm going to make this and sell it. What's pizza box? So you lay out. We played, I think, at some point at a music festival. You lay out an empty beer cardboard box or a pizza box. Everyone writes their name on the board in a quarter-sized square. You flip a quarter or a bottle cap on the board. If it lands on someone's name, they have to drink for seven seconds.

If it lands in a blank spot, you make a rule in that spot. So the more creative group you have the more creative the game gets so or the raunchier group you have the raunchier the game gets so there's stuff like finish your beer take a shot smoke weed suck a nipple like that you know things like that okay from what i've what no i heard a dinghy was whipped out oh we did we saw his day i don't know whose it was it was we not. We're not going to say. Your friend. I don't ever want to see another dinghy in my life. It was a really funny situation. So you don't watch porn?

I do. It's different when you're watching a two-dimensional. But having to see one of your buddy's penises, it's like traumatizing. You guys have seen each other's penises? No. I've never seen Tom Hanks. Really? What?

That actually surprises me. That really surprises me that really surprised I'm and I'm I'm I'm totally good with going the rest of my life without I don't ever but it's a classic dick No, I don't even know what that means not I really don't want it it's a good penis no, um, honestly No disrespect to people who you know enjoy penises because I'm sure they feel great But like I just visually I I do not like penises because i'm sure they feel great but like i just visually i i do not like penises man that's good i just i know katie's really happy this is not a homophobic thing or anything like you know i i just saying it's just i yeah i'm not i can't get on board

with dicks they're just not attractive i don't know and you think your vagina is yeah they're beautiful it's like oh that's i mean i guess there's some let's not get into it i'm sure there's some beautiful penises out there too there are yeah yeah next question janet all right moving on would you rather wake up every morning in a different body or in a different decade oh the latter. I think decade. That would be so fun. That would be groovy. I'm good with my body.

I don't want to. I feel like if you woke up every day with a different body, though, you could see how people really treat you based on your personality. You could do that with prosthetics if you really wanted to know. Yeah. But to wake up in the fucking 80s and then in the roaring 20s. What if you woke up in like World War II? You'd have all the clothes already for it, Sandoval. You have outfits for every decade.

If you woke up in World War II, just go to bed and wake up in another decade. Go hide in a fucking sewer. So you just have to last 24 hours. Yeah, 24 hours. Not even 24 hours, like 12. Are you still... You can't be killed.

You can't be killed? can't be killed No Wow Ever Well That sounds like hell I mean if you're gonna do something I don't know I don't wanna live forever I wanna be mortal Immortality sounds terrible

Yeah I guess you could die in any decade Yeah you could die Yeah Okay Well I'd rather wake up in a different decade What decade would you

Wanna wake up in of all the 1900s I would All of them But like your first choice up in a different decade what decade would you want to wake up in of all the 1900s um i would all of them but like your first choice um like tomorrow you gotta wake up in the 60s what do you think what so you have like costumes for everything not everything but i do have you have a lot of looks what decade do you think you could pick that you would have the most, like the biggest wardrobe for? That's really tough. Because you have like everything from like whips, samurai swords, like wigs, bell bottoms. I actually am currently holding his whip.

It's in my car. It's a flog actually. Flog. Okay, whatever. I think I could pull off the 60s or the 80s very easily probably 60s or 80s yeah i believe that i'm 80s for life born in the 80s it's just in my blood yeah yeah that's the one thing that out of all of my like halloween costumes like everything's in storage back in azusa but i have a bag in my closet in marina of 80s I own. So like for the summer after your birthday party, when it was like the same week,

Jax is like, Oh, I'm doing a theme party. It was like, shit, I'm gonna have to go back to storage and get something. But then when he said it was 80s, I was like,

got that. I'm good. Dude, they're in the sixties. I mean, you could just like meet somebody in a grocery store and just be like, Hey, do you want to have sex?

And they'd be like, yeah. And then boom. And, or like, I got some acid in my trunk then boom and or like i got some acid in my trunk yeah exactly hey i got some acid let's just go you know i mean i was uh listening to like george lazenby's um like diary or whatever as a model in like the 60s it was crazy and how

he like fully um hyper masculine hyper masculine yeah and he also just like completely finagled his way into the role of j Bond after Sean Connery. It's such a cool documentary. It's one of my favorite Bonds too. You turned me on to him. Yeah, it's really... It's a great Bond. He was the youngest Bond ever

and he was like six foot four or something. He was like super tall. Tom recently went on a James Bond bender and I think he watched almost every one. How many are there? There seem to be 25.

You watched all of them recently? No, I didn't watch all of them. I've watched them over the years, but I watched the ones that I hadn't seen before. There's only 25 Bonds? Yeah. Because the Bond coming out with Daniel Craig is going to be called Bond 25. Sorry for the Bond tangent. I'd have a hard time dealing with cars for the Bond tangent. Yes. But yeah, I couldn't,

I'd have a hard time dealing with cars in the 80s. They were kind of really shitty. Yeah. 80s cars kind of sucked. It wasn't a great decade for automobiles. Dude, you would get a car with a spoiler in the 80s. Hey, I wanted a car with a spoiler. It would be like,

it would have like 115 horsepower or something. Yeah. Um, well, musically, it was a great decade. Yeah. Movies.

It music really changed in the eighties because basically in the seventies they would record a whole band playing like, like a live band. They would go into a room and they would just Mike everybody up like they went for a live performance. But once the eighties started, they started, started they they started doing tracking so like you know you play the the rhythms first and then you go back and you play the guitar then you layer the guitar again then you somebody goes back and just plays tambourine for the whole song and somebody

goes back and plays like keyboard and then like so music became so much more cleaner and crisp, way better produced. Like, like music jumped forward, like, you know, like leaps and bounds in the 80s. Yeah. I feel like there was an innocence too that we don't, that's lost now with the internet. I feel like I've seen and experienced everything, at least in two dimensions on the internet. Cocaine definitely took off. Yeah. Quaaludes.

Yeah, that too. Yeah. But yeah, I just, we're so like hyper connected and like the more you know the harder it is to kind of to be happy yeah i don't want to get too no but like it's just there's so much information at our fingertips sometimes okay what did i i wanted to tweet something the other day and i was like i bet somebody oh i wanted to tweet hot cheeto summer because everyone's saying hot girl summer, and I thought it was funny. You guys clearly don't. And I Googled it first on Twitter, and like three other people had already said it. You can't come up with original thoughts anymore.

I know. That's okay. And when you get a great idea. I did. I still tweeted it. Or what you think is a great idea, it's so scary to go and Google it to see if it's already been done. I've never done that, actually. Yeah.

Maybe I just don't have many great ideas. As they say, ignorance is bliss. Tom had like an epiphany where he wanted to do, because he, you know, to do these armpit sweat pads, and he was loving the idea when we lived together. And I was like, dude, that already exists. And he was like, no, no, no, no, I don't think so. We Googled it, and it existed.

Interesting. You know, you can have, I've had the sweat glands in my armpits removed. What? You can have it. It's a procedure called MiraDry, and you can have, they like microwave laser out the sweat glands in my armpits removed. What? You can have it. It's a procedure called MiraDry and you can have

they like microwave laser out the sweat glands in your armpits. So wait. I used to sweat a lot now I just sweat normal. That sweat's got to come out somewhere else though. That's what I was thinking.

Your sweat glands in your armpits only make up 2% of your total sweat glands so it doesn't really affect you that much. I wasn't asked what the side effects are. Interesting.

Wait. Awesome. I mean not something I'd do because I feel like I'm well balanced with my sweat. I don't know if it stains and I don't smell particularly bad, but this is interesting. Wait, I feel like a lot of people don't know this. I didn't know that was a thing. I have heard you say that before.

Yeah, but that's the thing is Botox is temporary. It's every three months. Yeah, it costs like $600 or $800 to get everything you need in your armpits. And the mirror dry thing is like $1,500 or $2,000. You have to do like 100 units of Botox is temporary. It's every three months. It's like $600 or $800 to get everything you need in your armpits. And the mirror dry thing is like $1,500 or $2,000. And it's one time done. You have to do like 100 units of Botox. Like between both armpits. That's interesting.

So it's like a lot. Do you guys do Botox or any of those beauty treatments? I'm intimidated by it. I've never. I just moisturize the hell out of my face, drink water. I'm too scared to ever try Botox, I think. You don't need it. I did some behind my ears, but I got to get it.

Why behind your ears? You should tell the reason. Because when I smile, my ears go up, and then my hair comes over them, and my head goes You're joking, right? No, I'm serious. See, I thought it was a nice characteristic of yours, but I, yeah. That's really funny. Interesting.

The things we notice about ourselves. You did something. Was it like you got a a little filler or something? Then you freaked out and like reversed it like the next day. Yeah, it was my lip. Yeah. Reverse. You can reverse it.

You can reverse filler, not Botox filler. You can have laser. No, you don't have a laser. You just inject something else and it dissolves. Yeah. Mm hmm. What are your guys's top male beauty secrets? Because you guys are both like good looking guys you keep yourself clean and manscaped fresh yeah i mean yeah i like to be fresh i'm not it's

i'm not known as being stylish but tom has some good tips i think uh i mean i think every guy should have a concealer you know for like if they're hung over get rid of dark circles if you get a pimple or something i think a lot of of guys do, they just do it in secret. And I like that you put it out there. Like it's okay. Yeah. Well, or they're like borrowing their girlfriends or like running to the, like, you know, Walgreens. It's like, get yourself some, some good shit, you know, with some coverage, uh, make sure

you match her skin tone. Cause that's the one thing about borrowing your girlfriends. It's like, it's her skin tone. Um, but yeah, I mean, I think every guy should have concealer maybe a little like you know bronzer is always really good for a guy like i've i know a great liquid bronzer like clinique makes one yeah and it goes on like it you can't tell you're wearing it at all and especially when you're a guy in the winter like you don't need to like go tanning, you know, if you want color because people are only seeing like your hands and your face. Right.

So, you know, you just put a little bit on your face and that's it. Tom bought me some when we lived together and I still never used it. Unless you've applied it for me when I was with you. It's probably like expired now. You guys lived together a long time ago. We did.

How long did you guys live together for? A year and a half, almost two years. No, we lived together for two years, more than two years. No. time ago we did how long did you guys live together for a year and a half almost two years no we lived together for two years more than two years no yeah we did oh yeah because i i was dating katie for a while while still living with you yeah i learned lots i never i before i lived with tom i had never seen another dude um flat iron his hair and i didn't judge it i was fascinated and after i watched him do it, it really does make a difference. I never fully embraced it, but flatirons are awesome. Pre-audition, say you have a Lexus commercial,

and you want to have that fresh, young, hip hair, a little bouffant or something. It makes a huge difference. It's not that hard to learn. It also gives you control, too. People are going to think we're kidding. No, Peter's been straightening his hair a lot lately and i was like do i tell him that it looks better when it's not straightened or do i just let him go with it

i don't i think it looks too done yeah like it just like it looks like he's like trying a little too hard and i think peter has like a natural like quirky piratey swag but he doesn't need to do the straightened like hair it's a fan It's a little straight It's a little too much I think he gets it relaxed Actually No he straightens it I've watched him

I shared a room with him In Miami That's right We were literally like Fighting for the mirror And I was like Peter are you done With my straightener yet

Oh man He doesn't have his own one Didn't you guys Make a pact down there If you're not married In ten years You're gonna get married Did we

I think you did Was I blacked out Yeah you were on the verge I feel like i made that pact with someone else oh no that was just to um unfreeze my eggs my um gay best friend zach i was like i mean you're tall you got dark dark hair you got light eyes so i said if by 40 we're both i mean he didn't care but i'm like if i'm single still and i decide that I do want kids, he said he'd give me his sperm. But I may have made that same deal with Peter. I think Lisa actually made that for us.

She was totally shipping Peter and I, and I was like, so now you want people at work dating because it doesn't usually work out well. Oh, she loves it. I mean, she says she does, but then it's like, then I'll do something and then she'll give me shit for it. And I'm like, this was your idea. How could she draw a line at this point? I mean, she says she does. But then it's like, then I'll do something and then she'll give me shit for it. And I'm like, this was your idea. How could she draw a line at this point? I mean, it's impossible.

It's happened so much that if she tried to like fire somebody for hooking up with someone else, she'd have to fire everyone. Well, and now that she has four restaurants in like a, you know, quarter of a mile radius, like with Villa Blanca and then the others are all walking distance. And everyone who works at the restaurants is good looking. It's like, I'm sorry, Lisa. She's like, can you stop shagging all my stuff? And I was like, well, you just opened up Tom Tom

and the manager's hot and so is the bartender. So, whoops. Wait, what about the owners? Well, the owners are basically, you're married. He's basically married. I know, but are they hot? Well, of course, everyone's hot. You know what?

Okay, speaking of the two hot owners. Ruth's really needed that. Y'all have this picture. I'm sure everyone has now seen this. If you haven't been to TomTom, you've seen it on social media. So right when you walk in, there's the picture of the two of you kissing, which is about 16 feet tall. Can't miss it.

If you had to replace Tom with someone else, and if you had to replace tom with someone else and if you had to replace schwartz with someone else in that picture who would it be well my wife no a guy another guy a great answer though that was very sweet and yeah but no another guy living yeah dead um yeah you have to do the photo shoot tomorrow sandoval isn't a partner anymore, and he's like, I don't want that picture up. Let's see. Jack still has that hole in the back of his tooth, so I can't kiss him. I mean, you're not like tongue kissing, but okay. I don't know.

Tom, you go first. I guess. Actually. I mean, realistically, right? Yeah. Realistically. Okay. Not like, you know. I think I would do, I would just, Max.

That's what I was thinking. He's got a nice, yeah, Max is beautiful. Tom Tom manager. But I have to see Max every day, or a lot. You see Tom every day. It's different. Dude, he wouldn't care, man. It wouldn't be awkward.

Damn, help me what about ken oh i totally kiss ken yeah um ken's a stud i want to absorb what about richardson richardson's a stud too oh my god richardson got ripped recently what do you mean recently no girl he's always but recently he gained 20 pounds of muscle i was just talking to him about it because i was like your body yeah. Yeah. He looks amazing. That's my answer. No, he's... Richardson?

Yes. Richardson. Richardson has always been... I mean, I know he's always been good, but when I saw pictures of him from the TomTom pool party at the Mondrian, I was like, oh my God.

I was watching him do this like crazy like dance thing and I was just like staring and I was talking to Sharif, one of the TomTom bartenders, and we were just like staring and I go, does he have even of the tom tom bartenders and we were just like staring and on i go does he have even one percent body fat and he goes you should tell him that like he's like insecure like he'd like to hear that i'm like that is not someone who is insecure are

you kidding me but then he came over and i was like richardson i go so are you at one percent body fat are you still at zero he's like i'm actually at nine i'm like oh god i'm at like 90 i don't know how he made like maintaining a body like that is a lot of work. He looks like a God. If I've gotten big like that and I've gone like, you know, you go a little bit without working out and like you're not dieting hardcore that that all that muscle will start to turn into fat. Like your body will start trying to get rid of it because you don't need it so you have to constantly work out yeah you got shredded before

coachella like two years ago where i remember seeing you and you were like you know looked good but then you took your shirt off at coachella and i was like what have you been doing like it seemed like in six weeks you got like six additional abs oh i thought you were going the other direction i was like oh my god you're gonna belly shame me. No, he just got ripped. He gets ripped fast. He has good muscle memory. It's crazy. I have to be on it, though.

I have not been on it lately, but I'm going to get back there. Life is Beautiful is just a few weeks away. I cannot wait. Are we all going? Have we decided that we're all going? I just booked my single day pass today. I've been wanting to go for the past since it began. Uh huh.

Since it's so you've never been. No. And we talk about it every year and something favorite festival. Last year was my first one. And so I'm like, I mean, I'm going every year. We stay at the Golden Nugget. I had a sip of something. That's a propel water.

It was berry flavor I mean yeah I was sorry that's an intense flavor and Life is Beautiful is awesome because after the shows

all the you go to the casinos until like 6 in the morning you don't have to deal with the beer garden yeah you can just walk to the festival

it's not this like depressing like crowd like at Coachella with all the dust and everything it's just it's super easy convenient it's not like overly hugeella with all the dust and everything. It's super easy, convenient. It's not like overly huge.

Great lineup. And the lineup's always significant. It's been significantly better than Coachella except obviously Beyonce, but for the most part, it's definitely been significantly better. I'm never that crazy about the Coachella lineup, honestly. I prefer Life is Beautiful and Caboo.

Those are my favorites. Yeah, not in a while. Let's not forget about the charmella lineup, honestly. I prefer Life is Beautiful and Caboo. Those are my favorites. Yeah, not in a while. Let's not forget about the charm of downtown semi-old Vegas. It is special and so different and unique. Yeah. I love this trip so much. But it's just, it's different. It's so fun and strange and bizarre.

And I just, I love it so much. So, and not only is it life is beautiful weekend it's also I heart oh yeah and so I heart has two nights so Miley is performing Saturday night at I heart but Saturday day at the day stage Bryce Vine is performing awesome I know I'm definitely going Billie Eilish like it's gonna be such a lit weekend I can't wait I was so excited when she came into Tom Tom I gotta ask you guys that's yeah. Was it lame of me to mention that in the press? Because I was so excited. I didn't want to like.

No. I've talked about it. Is that betraying some sort of code? Celebrity code? No, I mean, she was there. We got paparazzi'd. I was literally falling down the ramp in the back. She fell down the exit ramp.

Out of TomTom. And there's paparazzi photos where it's Miley and then her stylist and then Sheena falling and me like behind her like get up get up yeah I've learned the trick though if you're going out Tom Tom down the ramp Max taught me this trick that Lisa does when you're in heels you walk down the ramp backwards and you don't fall you're like perfectly even actually oh yeah yeah also you can uh you go to the sides you know like you're skiing like you go left to right left to right oh yeah totally that sounds like a good obstacle course after a couple of that's what i was hanging onto the rail and it just boom she went okay so i mean obviously

there's been miley cyrus john legend chrissy tegan sel Selena Gomez, who would you say? I don't want to say because I don't want you guys to have to pick between all these amazing people. I don't want to say who is the coolest person who's been in a Tom Tom. Who would be your dream guest to come in who hasn't already been there? Great question. And let's just say dead or alive. Oh, man. I mean, dead and alive.

You get one of each uh i mean obviously i'm a i mean i i would say brad pitt for sure i mean that would be freaking awesome or like i don't want to make you feel bad but i would bring my my my grandparents who passed away and show them the bar oh you're such a sweetie um that's that's you know not living i would love to show them yeah uh you know what what we've done i think they'd be so pumped and in complete disbelief pun intended um but uh yeah i would love nothing more than to show them the tomtom bar all of that. Yeah. I don't I don't know. Living. Yeah.

I mean, I'm still floored by the people we've got to meet. I don't want to kiss ass, but like Eve, Miley Cyrus. Yeah. She has like the most followers in the world on it. I know that matters, but it's still it's significant. Yeah. She's like, I mean, in like who else? Jerry O'Connell.

Oh, yeah. So funny.lly clarkson that's right uh chad from nickelback chad yeah i love chad kruger he's super fun to drink with he's fun oh my god it was so funny so he went up to um brett knew brett at sir and we were standing at the bar that night at Tom Tom and Chad it was so funny he was so drunk he comes up to Brett and he just goes you look like you have a big dick no idea who he was and Brett just looks at me like do you know this guy and then and then Chad's like do you and he's like I mean no one's ever complained and he goes cool and then he walked away and I go you know who that was right and he's like no who is that I'm like Chad the lead ever complained. And he goes, cool. And then he walked away. And I go, you know who that was, right? And he's like, no, who is that?

And I'm like, Chad, the lead singer of Nickelback. He's like, oh, cool. Like, he thinks I got a big day. I did something really embarrassing when I met him. You were there. Oh, my God, you did. So I was a little drunk. And I came in.

And Sanval, you're like, this is my friend Chad. And I looked at him. And in my head, I'm like, oh, like, he looks familiar. And I knew Chad was the name name of the manager at pump yeah i've met you before the manager of pump right and everyone just like looked at me for a second and she knows like he's the lead singer of nickelback a little different oh sorry that's funny wait i think something's up with my mic now it sounds good oh it does oh i just can't hear it um i would have clicked my heels and disappeared, Janet. I tried. I would have ran away.

I've done that so many times. I need to keep my mouth shut and just not say anything. It's better just to keep it simple and vague. I said the same thing to Future. Oh, man. Oh, my God. She did. That's brutal.

Well, I said, he goes, I said, like, everyone was introducing themselves, and he said, nice to meet you. And I said, I didn't catch your name. He said, it's Future. I was like, like the rapper. He was like, yeah, like, I am the rapper. I was like rapper i was like oh i'm gonna die now but then it gets better so then he was like meeting drake there at delilah and then drake walks in and she goes oh well if you would have been with drake i would have known who you are and it's like again just foot in mouth

foot in mouth yes and they all they laughed but, it was awkward. It was a laugh at me situation. But you know what I got to say? There are a lot of rappers, and you hear them more than you see them. Yeah, of course. So, I mean, I'll give you that. You don't know who a lot of people are, but if someone said my name is Future, I would just assume it's Future. Okay, I'm from Ohio. If you have a name like that, it's because you were named after someone you're not the person

Delilah that was really great about in the light light back nope, I Audrina from the hills I She came into st. Felix when I worked there on Hollywood and she was actually with Moni our uh our manager's wife and I was like I thought she was like I thought she was a host that used to work at Villa Blanca oh my god I was like I was like wait he used to work at Villa right and everybody's just like staring at me really awkwardly and I was like oh never mind never mind never mindens to the best of us, you know?

I'm always caught off guard how insulted people who I've only met one time in my life get when I don't remember them. We meet people every day. That's a fucking move. They make me feel like a piece of shit. Yeah. Is this why you've ended up following 5,100 people on Instagram? Stop it. No, you don't. Yes, he does.

You are too nice. If anybody. If they ask me to follow him, I follow him. No, you don't. Yes, he does. You are too nice. If anybody. If they ask me to follow him, I follow him. No, you don't. You follow the people you care about seeing their shit. Look how many he has. How do you even get to Instagram? I'm a follower slut. Do you ever see any of your friends post? Yes.

The algorithms are good to me. Do you mute everybody that I've never muted anyone yet. 50, 419 people you follow. I need an intervention. That is insane. Ew. I love an intervention. That is insane. Can I? Ew. I love that his personal blog. What are you, Taye Diggs? You guys, if you want to follow from Schwartz,

just send him a DM. Say, please follow me. You got the follow. Wait, I got to chill. I don't do, I don't follow. I just pretend like I don't see it. I think I was friends with you for like a year and a half before I got a follow from you.

I don't check comments. I don't go into my DMs and see, look at people. away from dms they scare me lots of good stuff but lots of weird strange and in like like very specific mean shit when you get one that's like this image is blurred to protect you from unwanted content do you want to click on it and see right it's like is it gonna be a dick like what is it and then you click, and it's like somebody drew a picture of you or something. People don't draw pictures of me, but I'm sure that happens to you guys all the time. If anybody ever comes up to me and gives me –

if anybody ever gives me shit about not remembering them, I always grill them immediately, and I'm usually right. Because the type of person who grills you, they do that for a reason. They do. It's a move. And it's usually I mean, it is girls and guys like, but I find it more with girls. And they'll just be like, what? You don't remember me? And I'm like, like, or I'll be like, oh, hey, I'm Tom. Nice to meet you. Like we've met before. And I'll be like, oh, yeah. When did we meet?

I'll like ask him. When did we meet? Like, well, I asked you for a picture at Tom Tom. I'm like, yeah, fucking exactly. Yeah, so dude. 10,000 other people this year. Like nobody, nobody like people,

like people that aren't trying to like prove a point or have some shit to hang like over you. Those people don't care. I don't care if somebody, it is an angle. I don't ever care

if somebody doesn't remember my name. Never, ever. Or if they even don't remember me. Like I never care. I don't ever care if somebody doesn't remember my name. Never, ever. Or if they even don't remember me. I never care. I don't get offended. I always lead with my name just in case. Because I don't want that person to be uncomfortable.

Tom, remember me? Always. Now, do you guys know the trick when you don't remember someone's name? So, okay, let's say we're all out, whatever. There's this guy or girl, and I don't remember their name. And I'm like, oh, hey, I was like, this is my friend Schwartz and then they go nice to meet you what do you say it's a great move what's your name by the way yes that's what your friend has to do because like there's so many times that it's like I don't remember this person and they know me so I'll

introduce my friend and they're just like hi nice to meet you and then I'm like oh you didn't get their name that was the point of me introducing you this is Janet and then when they just say nice to meet you say oh what was your name by the you didn't get their name. That was the point of me introducing you. This is Janet. And then when they just say nice to meet you, say, oh, what was your name, by the way? Didn't get your name there. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. And everybody says I'm bad with names. And it discredits people who are actually bad with names like myself. Sames.

I'll meet someone and it's so bad. Even when you do the trick where you repeat their name right back, I forget all the time. I've been trying to be better with that especially with fans because they appreciate it so much like when i'm at sir or i mean anywhere for that matter but if someone comes up and just says hi can i get a picture with you take the picture and leave then i don't really engage in conversation but if i get a compliment or if they just like try and like you know ask me a question or whatever i always say like oh what was your name like cara i'm like cara so nice to meet you and sometimes i run into them later at tomtom then i'm like oh my god kara they're like

you remembered my name like that means so much to people and i'm trying to be better at that and i know you've noticed when i do that because i noticed that's one thing that stassi's actually really good at and i think i kind of picked that up from her she always says like what's your name and it's like but if someone's just really quick like a picture picture picture i'm not gonna be like what's everybody's name it's not a fucking meet-and-greet, but I try and do that as much as possible Well, unless you're like I don't want to sound like a douche, but sometimes we get swarmed at the sure Right, you're not gonna be asking for it totally, but I do love engaging with people. Yeah. Yeah, I do too I just yeah

I it really does bother me when I see people trying to like Some people try to overcompensate their nervousness by being overly cocky. Let me just tell you that is like the biggest biggest turnoff like people. I just hope people like realize that like when you meet somebody and you're just trying to be overly cocky or like yeah shit to them. It's

like really annoying. I hate when people come up to you guys and say I don't watch you literally. That's what I was just like my mom does and I don't know your show but can I get a picture of you it's my biggest pet peeve and they're like i have no idea who you are i'm like you don't need to lead with that you could just say like oh my sister's a fan can i get a photo or you don't even have to say that just ask for a photo but when people are like sorry i don't know who you are and it's like they're trying to be cool i mean i don't know you watch the show the show is awesome watch it and not so many words

are saying i would never watch that show even though they probably do right yeah yeah i don't watch the show. The show is awesome. Watch it. And not so many words are saying I would never watch that show even though they probably do. Right. Yeah. You don't need to leave with that. Just say, hey, just like, hey,

my mom loves the show. Can I get a pic? Yeah. It drives me nuts. I mean, whatever. I get it. I get where it comes from.

And people never, have you guys ever had somebody come up and talk shit to your face or tell, like insult you in person? Really? Like twice? I feel like it doesn't happen that much

considering how many how brave people are like on instagram comments and stuff yeah i feel like like i you know you see a lot of insults like on the internet i've never i've maybe once twice about my weight like when i was like because i mean i think i'm i'm up to back to like 118 right now but when i was at like 107 and like had no ass my face was sunken in like but i i was being healthy i was working out seven days a week i was eating right like i was the healthiest i've ever been in my life more than now but it's like now i got a little bit of my curves back and it's like oh she's healthy and i'm like no actually i'm eating cheeseburgers too often and drinking beer again and now i'm on this white claw kick i'm not being

as healthy as i was but i remember this woman came up to me, and she was just like, oh, sweetie, you're just too thin. You should eat more. And I'm like, associating the thinness with an eating disorder and being unhealthy, it's just like, it's really insulting. I'm like, I've worked really fucking hard to get in shape,

and I'm insecure that I lost my ass. Jax pointed that out to the fucking world on the show a couple seasons ago. Then they zoom in on my flat ass. That's rude. I could give that person maybe the benefit of the doubt, but it's out of line for sure. Have you ever had someone come up and be like,

you suck, you're a bitch? Has anybody ever insulted you in person? I've been called, remember back in season four when I had made out with someone or something? People like to project. Everyone's been through shit with other people and they put sometimes this is like wasted, you know one in the morning Yeah, that's sir. Was it that sir? Just like it maybe was facetious, but you're such a douche like that Yeah, and it's like and girls say that to like try and be funny and it's like it's not funny. It's just rude Mm-hmm. Shut up. It's that over cocky thing. Mm-hmm. I also also Since we're on the kick right now. It's like it's not funny it's just rude shut up it's that over cocky thing i also

also since we're on the kick right now it's like i wish there there obviously there's lots of you know girls beautiful girls that come into tom tom and you know whatever but it's just like i wish they would just realize that like hey you can you like, you know, using every excuse to touch me or like, you know, like it's not happening. Like, just don't don't think it's going to happen. Don't get angry when it doesn't. It's not happening. So just get that out of your head. Be respectful.

Be nice. Don't flirt with me. Don't try to like. I feel like you guys have it harder than the girls. Actually, I feel like girls are more bold and forward with flirting with you guys any of the girls it gives zero fucks yeah they're so disrespectful too when it comes to relationships like so many fan girls like they just think like oh well i mean he made out with a chick once so like i could probably be that girl and it's like it's just women are ruthless come in take a picture take

your shots and go yeah well also coupled with being in i'm not defending them but there's lots of them are coming in hot on vacay mode a lot there's a lot of bachelor parties yeah like bachelorette parties i'm just saying people are on they're like they're in full wasted vacay mode too so at dtf dude they're always but in tom tom they've been pretty – you know the only people who will like – who will like smack my ass and stuff are like middle-aged ladies. Oh, yeah. It's okay. It doesn't bother me, but they'll just smack the ass.

Women in their 50s, yeah, for sure. Women in their 50s are definitely probably the worst. They feel like they've earned it. And it does – it's honestly – it's harmless. Yeah. So I could totally see how some people would be cool earned it. Honestly, it's harmless. I could totally see how some people would be cool with that. Grabby, demandy,

snappy. Hey, come here. No, come here. Get over here. It's almost like probably their kids' ages a lot. Oh yeah, but I could still give you a run for your money. And a lot of the time, I think too that they think because they're the fan and we're like the monkey in the cage

that like we have to do what they want it's like I do that it's just like I'm a person like you watch me on a show but I'm still a person

but it's like they just expect you to like do things because like they're the fan and you're the person on the show my mom loves to sew

if she ever grabbed one of your butts or did anything like that I would disown her your mom grabbed my butt she told me here this weekend I'll ask Katie first and by the way just for Your mom can wear my butt. She's gonna be here this weekend. And by the way just for the just for the don't grab my butt please.

But like I don't want any of you guys to think like oh we can't go up to them or whatever like we absolutely love meeting all of our fans there have just been those like weird occasions when we meet people and we're just like that was kind of rude like i enjoy meeting everyone and yeah you know what i'm saying i love it i love it it's like one of my favorite parts of being on the show and and owning a restaurant being part owner of a restaurant is getting to meet people connect with people i love people i love being engaged with people i love hearing their stories i love going by and delivering shots and yes taking shots with people ever you know especially the tamakazes because they're not crazy strong. It's just obviously every once in a while it gets a little crazy and that's fine. Especially when we go into TomTom, it's obviously what we signed up for.

Yes, we get it. We get it. These are the exceptions. These are very few and far in between. But it's like this is why we do what we do. I know for me personally, it's like I put my life out there in situations that are maybe uncomfortable because I want to be relatable and I want other people to know that if we can go through this in front of the world,

you can go through it in the privacy of your own home. Yes, yes. So please come up to us and ask us for pictures, just maybe not when I have broccoli in my teeth. And learn from, yes, and learn from our mistakes. Yeah, but we love meeting all of you guys, so I don't ever want you to think that you can't come up to us

because we're all really nice. Yeah. Speaking of your butt, Sandoval, are you still on only the one session of the lasering your tattoo off? We're going to keep it faded? Yeah, I just... That's too special of a memory.

I wish I would have never got even the first one done. What? It looked... No, I'm saying the first. I mean, you can touch up the tat. You can add a little more color back to your flaming A. I'll never forget Ariana's face. That's an A on his ass.

I know. I've seen the. So disappointed. She was pissed. I would be so honored. I think. I mean, Jenny, you've seen the tattoo. I know.

It's cool. It should have just been an A. It's one of those things where it's. How many of you Google like A tattoo? That's like the first thing that comes up. He's like that one. It should have just been an A. It's one of those things where it's... I love when you Google, like, A tattoo. That's, like, the first thing that comes up. He's like, that one. Not anymore, but it used to. Cool letter A.

Wasn't that it? Yeah, it was cool letter A. I love that. Speaking of cool things, so we're wearing these really cool Moomoos shorts. Now, I know you guys have TomTom merch that you sell. Yeah. Will there be TomTom Moomoos? TomTom Moomoos? Oh.

TomTom Moomoos. There could be limited edition runs. Why don't you get on that? Yeah. I can do those. Get Eddie on it. I'll give the people what they want. If they want TomTom Moomoos, TomTom Moomoos, they'll get. Right now, these are my Moomoos.

I wanted to make something to declare to the world. Yeah. That you were taking a me day, you know? I love that. And treating yourself. You're super comfortable. Well, I only have the sweaters right now, but I'll have Moomoos at some point. Yeah.

But when you put these on, you're just you're letting the world know. It's official. You are chilling. Yeah. Because people like to take it easy. But how do you know? I mean, there's a lot of gray area. Yeah.

But when they had that shirt on, there's no ambiguity. Yeah. You are officially chilling. Love that. So we're all going to be at Bravo Con in November. It's like November 16th and 17th. Yeah. We have the option to have merch tables.

Are you going to be selling your Just Chillin' MooMoos at BravoCon? Yeah. Or TomTom stuff. Me and Tom will have a little table. Maybe me, Tom, and Katie. We're going to have a little table together. And yeah, we'll have probably some of the coolest merch there. I love that.

Not to toot my own horn. Well, I'm going to have some merch too. And mine's going to be cool. You want a merch off so no no but just a little sneak peek because i am um on the next two podcasts gonna be doing some giveaways just specifically for my listeners not my followers i'm gonna do something separate on instagram but i actually have a collab with four athletics it's a workout line. Thank you. High five.

A friend of mine from college reached out and was like, would you want to do a collab? And so we have four items in the first line. We're going to launch that either I think October and November, and then we're going to do two more. So I'm going to add an item to the second and third launch. One of them will be a men's item because i'm like i have such a big gay following and it's like i can't just do women's stuff i want to have at least one option for the guys as well but we're going to do cropped hoodies and on the arm it's going to be embroidered

it's all happening i want one of those yeah yeah this is like a line yeah this is more of a line than merch right but i do want to sell the cropped hoodies at BravoCon. I want a cropped. I'll wear a cropped hoodie. Yes, I love that. I will not. I love merch ever since I was a kid. I don't know if I've ever gone on a random gas station off the 10 in North Florida

and not bought a shirt that said Florida on it. I love merch. I always will love merch. I support other people's merch. Tell me to buy your merch. DM me. I'll buy your shit. Do you guys have

shot glasses that say TomTom on them? We don't. You need them because I need one for my collection. You need half shot glasses. Yes!

That's what we're going to do. Etch TomTom half shot. These little crystal ones. I have some in my cupboards right now. I just love that. Those are actually more, they're a little bit smaller than a half shot.

Those are 15 milliliter. A shot's 30 milliliters, right? Well, it depends on. That's one ounce. That's one ounce. So it'd be little bit smaller than a half shot. Those are 15 milliliter shots. 30 milliliters. Right. Well, it depends on that's one ounce. That's one ounce. So it'd be 45 milliliters for a shot. So, yeah, they are a little smaller, but they're perfect. They're nice.

Before we continue, I've got a lot of comments online. People are upset because they couldn't get tickets to Bravo Con. Yeah. And I don't really pissed about the fact that sculptors or yeah brokers went on and bought like 30 seconds like they were gone and we and you know we we've done everything we can do there's not much we can do on our end this is the first year of bravo con and they wanted to be an intimate experience that's why there's a very limited amount of tickets i know a lot of people are upset about it but um it's gonna be coming back the year after and uh and i feel like this is the

first year to figure out like what to do better you know like we did our vander crawl and that was so much fun but maybe that was too disorganized or something no that was great i mean i thought it was amazing but then it's like why didn't we do it again yeah we should have done but with bravo con i know they are gonna do it again so it's like if you couldn't this year it's like okay we'll figure out how to do it better next year so everyone can come because that sucks. We'll get it right next year. You need to have like a limit, you know, on tickets that people can buy. Like two tickets per like

name and I don't know. They need to figure something out. Or like IP address or like because there's ways. Like you can't just go on like Coachella's website and just buy like. Scalpers are all over that shit. I mean, they have all kinds of programs and algorithms where they buy them instantly. I don't know anything about that, but it's it's it's hard to stop.

Yeah, I like that. There should be some sort of way to fight that. Yeah, but I mean, this is only the first Bravo Con. And I mean, there's always going to be more chances to attend other fun Bravo events. Yes. So definitely, you guys. And I mean, let's be real. Like, outside of BravoCon, we're going to be out everywhere.

Yeah. I know James and I have an appearance somewhere. I don't want to say where yet until I post it, but he's doing a remix of my One More Time song. I may get on a bar and perform. I don't know. Twist my arm. So are you excited for your music video? I am. It's going to be so sexual, you guys. It's my arm. So are you excited for your music video? I am.

It's going to be so sexual, you guys. It's so dope. You gave us a sneak peek. Do you remember? I did. Yeah. What is the concept? So the song is called One More Time, not written about anyone specifically.

And it's just about something, whether it's a relationship or a fling has ended. But the sex was so good that you just want that one last time with that person and then you can like move on just to get it out of your system that's that breakup sex or is that different yeah kind of yeah i mean or you've already broken up but you just want that like one more time because you're like oh it was just so good like the barrier of entry is one more time when you've yeah yeah but then at the end of the video it's like i got my one more time and now i'm moving on and i'm on a ducati riding off into the downtown we were filming a porno there was one point i was just in the background watching you know the screens and

stuff and trying to give her some advice on what to do and there was one point we were all sitting and waiting for a break and i'm sitting on a bench at the end of the bed with our other friend trevor and all the cameras are facing and the lighting is like orange and blue. Oh, my God. Someone walked in and was like, looks like you guys got to film a cornel. Wait, were you an actress in the video? No, no. No, the video, it's just Brett and I and then Trevor and I.

Oh, cool. So, yeah, I just had the guy that I wanted the one more time with. And then I have the new guy who I ride off. I was going to say into the sunset, but it was nighttime downtown. so we just like zoom off yeah but it's basically Sheena and Brett yeah romping around in bed together I'm already like getting ideas for my like next video and like the concept my mom's like well Sheena you need a song before you think of the concept I'm like because I already have one song that's pretty much done but I want to do like especially because I have a house in the desert I want to do something like, especially because I have a house in the desert, I want to do something like desert vibes.

Like, you know, like quads or like a razor. Like, just like around, like, in the desert. And then like a dance thing, like around cactuses or those windmills in Palm Springs. Like, something desert related. But I got to do the song first. Yeah. Yeah.

By the way, yeah. I need to come see your place in Palm Springs. Maybe we can do another podcast. We can talk about. We drink and podcast in Palm Springs. Maybe we can do another podcast. We can talk about... We drink and podcast in Palm Springs. They're fantastic. It's one of my favorite places. I don't know.

Not everyone's had the opportunity to go there, but if you get a chance, Palm Springs is the shit. It is. It's got this beautiful backdrop with the mountains. It's got this... It's mid-century modern. Yeah.

Spanish revival and desert. All kinds of different art beautiful architecture casinos great restaurants like lgbtq community and a lot of like retirees which makes the bars like really fun i know i was like next year i'm just gonna retire at 35 and move to palm springs great i have a i have a room in sheena's house in palm springs janet's room front room did you curate it? I bunk beds. She christened it. You christened, whoa.

Yep. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Finally christened our house. Anyway, just wanted to say a reminder to all of you Bravo fans that there are going to be chances to win tickets in the coming days soon. So stay tuned.

I'm going to have some merch coming out soon and special giveaways for my listeners and yeah this has been fun guys like yeah let's do it thanks for doing this oh my god now schwartz wants to do it again i'm a voracious podcast consumer i don't love going on podcasts but i do love them but i'd love to do but you and and Bubba in. Let's do it in Palm Springs, though. Yes. Okay, let's do it. You and Bubba come out to Palm Springs. We'll do drinking and podcasting in P.S.

We'll play the pizza box game. We'll do tequila and podcasting. We'll play pizza box. And I'll whip out my classic. No. I think I'll take a rain check on that one. Hey, guys, everyone, check out my, I'm sorry, Ariana and I's book, Fancy AF Cocktails. It comes out December 3rd.

Pre-order now. There's some great untold stories, amazing photography, and awesome drinks. Available on Amazon. Amazing. Thank you. Available on Amazon. Are you guys selling it? It's on Amazon.

It's on lots of websites. Awesome. Yeah. And Schwartz. Moo Moo's coming soon. Yeah, Moo Moo's coming soon i'm getting better at djing actually i don't have a lot to plug right now i'm excited we got a lot of good things in the works at tom tom yeah like really really cool things i don't know if we're allowed

to talk about yeah yeah that's sweet um but uh yeah i'm excited about the future me and tom well i don't know if we want to mention this right now what well we're working on working on a special project, too. We're doing a collaboration with a distillery, and we're going to have our own whiskey coming out. Sick. So we're really excited about that. We're really excited about that.

Oh, my God, I love this. Yeah. But I don't like to talk about things until they're actually. Right. But, you know, you can just manifest and put the positive vibes out there. Yeah, totally. Awesome. Well, thanks for finally being here, Schwartz.

Sandoval, thank you for doing this again. For sure. And, yeah, we are going to get into some shenanigans this weekend in Palm Springs. So stay tuned, and we'll tell you about it next week. Bye. Thanks for listening to Shenanigans. Download new episodes every Tuesday and subscribe on the Podcast One app at PodcastOne.com or at Apple Podcasts.

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