Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - Beef to Squash and Babies to Name

Episode Date: September 26, 2025

This week, Scheana is joined in the studio by Kiki Monique and Ryan Bailey for a hilarious and unfiltered round of hot topics. Should there be a folk version of “Good As Gold”? Which celebrity is a true Ha(y)ter? And why did they kind of wish they’d been raptured?The trio also dives into who they’d cast on the next season of Love Hotel, the Bravolebs caught flirting backstage at the Virtual Reali-Tea Awards, and the ultimate Bravo question: could RHONJ survive without Teresa? Plus—major personal reveals! Find out who’s expecting a baby, who’s celebrating a milestone anniversary, and who has sworn off marriage for good. Tune in for all the laughs, tea, and surprises! Follow us: @scheana @scheananigans Co-Host: @thetalkofshame @sobaditsgoodwithryanbaileyPurchase your very own copy of the NYT Best-selling book MY GOOD SIDE at www.mygoodsidebook.com!Episode Sponsors:Get 20% off your first order at Mood.com with promo code goodasgold.Buy any two Everyday Dose products at a Target store near you, and they’ll pay you back for one. Visit everydaydose.com/SCHEANA for more details.Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODASGOLD or use gift code GOODASGOLD100 at sign-up to own your health.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. From Vanderpump rules to motherhood and everywhere in between. Warm up the kettle, it's time to spill some tea. Let's get into some shenanigans with Sheena Shea. Welcome back, because we're good as gone, because we're good as gone, because we're good as go. Welcome back, everyone, for another week of shenanigans. I'm in the studio today with two of my favorites. We've got my girl Kiki Monique back, along with Ryan Bailey, and so much to catch up on,

Bones to pick with you. Oh, please, please pick the bones. I'm just kidding. But first, I want to point out, well, if you're watching and my face looks a little spotted, I did a CO2 laser yesterday. Oh, how is that? Not the crazy, like, Tamara, my face is going to turn green peel-off version. Okay.

Not a salmon sperm facial either. What I did do is I injected salmon sperm into my face. I love that. Are we sure this is all healthy? This is good for you. This is good. Kim Kardashian did it. So I put salmon sperm on my face every night.

but the injections are supposed to help, you know, just I want to tighten, plump it up, collagen. Because you're probably going to be filming soon, so you want to make sure everything's tight, right? Filming what? I mean, it would be a great shenanigans question for you. Yeah. Well, can we just like get it into the Hot Topics first

or just jump in? Sorry. God, a little for to play, Ryan. I know, right? Just stick it right in, right? Loop it up a little. Salmon sperm it up, yeah. Yeah.

So, yeah, I did my bow. I injected salmon sperm and I got a laser. So that's the most work I've ever had done. All of these people who always think I've had like plastic surgery, just some injections occasionally, Botox and a laser. Yeah. If you do a lot of that self-care, you can stave off all of that work for a while. Yeah. So I don't know how I look, but I also forgot my hoops.

I feel so bare and naked right now. I know. I thought they were in my purse from last night. I'm like, oh, my God, I left him on the counter. Oh, no. So this is your natural look. This is me in my most natural form. I love it.

So if you're just listening and want to watch, tune it. But I started working out with a new trainer. Her name's Michelle Yassa. And this girl has a real life, BBL. Like, she did not pay for it. She worked for it. Her ass is so amazing. I was like, please sign me up for whatever you are doing.

Yeah. So I feel like this itty-bitty bodybuilder right now. I'm like, I got to get my protein in. I've got protein shakes on the go, eating meat. I mean, is there a origin story of the BBL? Because I remember back in the day following pop culture and it was like when JLo would get shamed for her butt. And then the Kardashians took over

and Jailo was kind of forgotten about because I remember the days when, I mean, late night talk show hosts were making fun of her religiously about her butt. And then she seems to have been forgotten because the Kardashians took over and then BBLs in general took hold. Well, if you think, think about it even because I think Kim made the booty even more desirable because if you remember

when Kim was, you know, Paris's assistant and they had that whole falling out, Paris said something along the lines of her ass looks like, how did she stuffed into a trash bag or something along the lines? And like it was like a bad thing and I'm sure that they would not, you know, they would hate that. Yeah. But then I think Kim probably took that internally and she was like, I'm going to make my ass a star because she's a business woman. And boy did she. And she did. I just don't remember that one photo where it was the champagne glass. Yeah. Remember? Paper magazine or something? I have a Christmas sweater, and instead of Kim Kardashian, it's Santa with his butt out and the shit thing went on it.

I always like to get a funny Christmas sweater. They do have that one. Also, it's Tuesday. Did the rapture pass us by, or did it pass everyone by? Well, I mean, we still have a few more hours in the day. I guess that's true. It is midday. It came for me around noon, and I was like, I got this at 2.30, so I was like, can we, I

I don't know if it's going to come back, but I was like, I committed to this. Yeah. And I was like, Salt Lake City's on later. I would like to see that. Right? How good is it? Yeah. Already.

Already. I mean, it's ridiculous. They crush. Yeah. It really does. No, it really does. No, I mean, but I'm on Rapture TikTok now. And I've been on there for like a week and it gets more intense the more, like now it's

to the point where it scares me because I was like, oh, this is kind of funny. And then today, because then you just kind of feel bad for everybody if the rapture doesn't happen. I was like, if I could believe in something half as much as these. people believe in the rapture. Yeah. Like they re, and I just, I'm sad for them when it doesn't happen. But then some people have already started pushing it back of like, uh, it could be Wednesday. It might not be, it could be Wednesday.

But if you've sold your car and everything, like, what do you do? I just like, I feel like. That's the thing. It's like, okay, you've sold all of your belongings. If you're ascending to heaven, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. I don't think any of us have been there, but I'm pretty sure, you know, they don't accept Amex. Yeah.

It's not really something you need. If there's bottle service at heaven, that was like, that's why, correct. The Mormon religion always fascinates me because there's three, like, levels to heaven. Right. And I'm always like, oh, my God, there's a class system even in heaven where you might not even be in the celestial kingdom. Religion. Yeah. Wild.

Yeah. You want a special hour of shenanigans. Yeah. To dive into religion. Religion. Heavy stuff. Well, I had to tell Summer, she is so inquisitive right now, you know, and she's learning so much. And so she asked me, because I told her she didn't have school today.

And then she's like, well, why not? And I said, oh, it's Rosh Hashanah. She's like, well, what is that? And I said, it's a Jewish holiday. Well, what is Jewish? And it was just like question after question after question. I'm explaining religion. And it was just like, she has so many questions.

Well, where is heaven? Why can't I see heaven? Where are the angels? And I'm like, I don't have all these answers, kid. I don't know. And how do you know if you're giving the right answers to? You don't. I mean, we're bound to fuck up our kids in some way.

We're just trying to do as little damage as possible. Just ask chat, GPT. And she does that. But also, she comes home and she was like, Mommy, did you know today is the first day of fall? And I was like, I did. And then she's like, and did you know how many different kinds of apples there are and starts telling me about all these different apples and stuff? And I'm like, good to know you're not just in pre-K playing and you are learning something. Yeah.

Because I swear, any time if I've gone earlier or whatever, I'm like, do they just play here? Are they learning? Does she ever shame you for not knowing something? Oh, absolutely. Wow. She is, this kid, I swear, I'm going to learn so much from her. But she's just like, Mommy, like, why didn't you know that? And I'm like, you know what, honey?

Mommy hasn't been in school for a very long time. And you're so smart. And you're learning all of these things. When I was your age, I was smart. And Mama started smoking weed. Smoke weed every day. I love that hard out. She has already grown up with a skunk smell outside.

She doesn't even ask anymore. Oh, that hurts, Brock. Don't say that. I mean, I imagine, though, if the rapture happens to pearly gates, if I'm not hearing good as gold within the first five minute, I'm out. Like, I feel like that would be, wouldn't that be a great pearly gates song? You guys, Ali wants to do a folk version of good as gold. And I'm like, as much as I love that, that song had to die with the 27s. I'm like, we cannot have more versions of good as gold coming out.

Oh, I strongly disagree. And Ali Louber acoustic, like folklore sort of version. You know, I'm not opposed to it. I'm sorry. I think it might be to happen. I mean, the audience will tear this up, but tear this comment up. But like, remember when Dave Grohl, he had that song Everlong, and then he went on Stern. Yes. And he did the acoustic ever long.

I only listened to the acoustic version now. Not saying good as gold as ever long. So you're saying, I'm David Grohl. I'm saying go on Stern. Or Ali Looper. But now that fall is officially over, how was your summer? Any highlights? Any things we just want to leave in the summer?

Never look back? I feel like I had a good summer. And I'm actually really looking forward to the fall. I just realized that next week, I think, is my five-year L.A. anniversary. Oh, wow. So I'm kind of like in this place where I'm like, I'm going to just do like five L.A. things that I haven't done yet. So I'm trying to make my list of things.

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you're dealing with. And remember to use promo code good as gold at checkout to save 20% off your order. I did have news for you though. What? And this is, and I feel like I should give this to you because of something I've done is that we are expecting our first child. What? So that's true. Yeah, it's not one of those. Yeah, that rumor is true. And so I'm going to let you leak the baby name. Perfect. Oh my gosh. We don't have. I have the baby day, but yeah, we... Congratulations. Do you win?

March. Okay. So we're past the first trimester and we're safe to, I guess, talk about, I mean, who knows? It's the long journey ahead still. Totally. But, oh my God. Congratulations. That's so exciting.

Yes, amazing. My mom literally just asked me on the way here. She goes, wait, is Ryan Bailey accepting... I am accepting a baby. Accepting a baby. Expecting a baby. And I was like, I don't know. And she's like, well, I mean, I saw it on Instagram.

I was like, well, then it must be true. It is funny because I did, I said it on my show. And then immediately I was getting comments of like, you should let Sheena have the baby name. Yeah. That's great. That will be announced on shenanigans. You'll hear it here first. Yeah.

Nobody will care about this baby name. Yeah. So, but it'll be retribution. I care. Obviously, you don't need to say. But do you know yet, boy or girl? Girl. Oh.

Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of what we were hoping for. Do you have names picked out already? We have some, we have a good list. Okay. Some favorites on the list. Nice.

I mean, that's. Are you guys agreeing with them? Yeah, but just talking about even everything, what you don't know, I mean, everything becomes this deep thought process of like, oh, my God, and then like babyproofing and Bresas and stuff that I've never thought about before, or even just the shame my daughter will feel for what I do for a living. I mean, you just start thinking about everything. Oh, trust me.

I know. I do think about it regularly. And you've got to get into those like good play date groups already. I mean, it's all about who the social circle is. You know you already need to apply for preschool, right? If you're going to, Jeff Lewis would tell me all this stuff with school. Yeah. You got to get into this school, this school.

I'm like, or night nurse. And then night nurses is how much they cost. Oh, yeah. Are you out of your mind? But you're going to want it. Oh, my God. It's so necessary. We didn't do it, but I do know some amazing ones.

And if we ever have another 100%. But the first baby, I was like, no, I'm doing everything myself. I'm a super woman and breastfeeding. And a fed baby is a good baby. That, like, tell, you know, like, you don't have to have any pressure to do that. There is the baby, I said breza, breza, whatever. Oh, I don't know how you know to say it. It's like the cure it for formula.

Yeah. We had it. We never used it. We gave it away. We got another one because I was paranoid. I was like, what if my milk runs out tomorrow and I don't have one? So we got another one literally has been sitting in our garage. And last week, we had a worker there for something.

And he was telling Brock that they just had a baby. And Brock was like, here. And I was like, I was like, I was going to give it to my garage. friend. He's like, Sheena, she's four and a half. We've never used it. I'm like, you're right, you're right. If we could sell Sheena's baby milk at BravoCon, that's like a huge money. That's a revenue stream. I will, though, since you're having a girl have to pass down some, like, unique, like, summer cute things to you guys. See, this is the horrible thing about me. I would just put that in my reality show museum. I was, no, no, no, you can't touch that. That's Sheena,

that's a Sheena baby heirloom. This is the name I leaked on air hanging up. I have to know, though, with names, are Bravo talent names automatically on the list or off the list? I mean, we were a joke because, well, it was going to be Madison Parks. Oh, yes. That was, I mean, none of these jokes are appreciated. I was like, Neenie would be a great one. If it was a boy, it was going to be Sandoval. That's a, you know, not a great one.

No, off the list completely. Okay. No way. I don't want kitsy in that sense at all. I met two women on book tour who had cats named Sheena, either Sheena Marie or Sheena Shea Shea Shea. And I was like, that's cool. You're just like all day. You're like, Sheena. When it's a human, I'm like, okay. But then I was like the cat. I'm like, look, I'm a cat person. I'm flattered. But I'm like, so you're just like yelling my name to your cat, when you're like, I love. I hope someone names their cat, Kiki, Monique one day. Is it Shina Marie? Is it Sheena Shia or is it just Shina?

Wait, ever since Kiki, the O.C. Kiki. I always. always just like Kiki-Money, Kiki-Money, Kiki-M-I-K-K-M-I-K-K-K-K-K-K-M-E. And if you say it three times, it's like Beetlejuice, Kiki appears in any Bravo show. Because they, like, I just, I told Kiki this before. I was like, saying the first and the last name, you can't buy better publicity, not that that's what that's for, but I just thought it was so crazy. Like, were they telling them to say first and last name? Because it was never just Kiki, it was Kiki Monique. Uh-huh. I loved it. But I got to say, I was just at the Virtual Reality Awards. And, you know, I wasn't,

realizing I knew that it would be posted online eventually was it being live streamed I don't know it appeared to be because right after I got off stage my phone is blowing up and I see that things were immediately posted and I was like oh I was just being like very comfortable on stage like I did a book tour and I'm like I'll deal with it later I wasn't thinking that that night before we even got into the after party there would be things that I'm like I did say that wait wait you I mean honestly you did not think it's page six that's what it's there for us to immediately going to be pushed out.

But it's there to push out like those things immediately. You really didn't think that. Not immediately. Like not before I got to the after party did I think I would be getting texts about oh, that was shady or you said this. What was the text you got? Like who was the one to text you? Um, my mom, of course.

You know, sheena. I was like, I know. Okay. And I, I said it on the podcast last week. I gave Katie her flowers. You know, that was, I had a shady dig on the carpet. But then, you know, I recorded a podcast and I'm like, I, what's the, what was the point? You know, I wish everyone well.

The shady comments, you know, we're not filming a show together right now. I don't need to do that. When we were filming together, then it's like, I would always tell my mom like, well, mom, it's my job. And she's like, it's not your job right now, Sheena, okay? Like, you guys aren't on a show together. So, yeah. Let's just keep the comments, like, not even to a minimum. But it has to be hard because, like, when that's sort of like your behavior for, like, over a decade.

I know. Now it's reprogramming. I need to like EMDR out of Vanderpumbles. Yeah. Well, yeah, when you're so used to creating moments and things like, you know, it's like, but it has been rough in these shenanigans streets this last month. Like, I can't, like, I'm not on Instagram as much as I used to be, but when I am, like, I will inevitably hit a clip of something that you said or something that said in response

to you. Like, I woke up today and I'm watching some Tamara Teddy thing. And I'm like, holy crap. Wait, what Tamer Teddy thing? what didn't was it like their episode last week yeah i think it was that i'm sorry i'm like a little behind but like it was just like this is just it's going to keep going forever you know question is is it good for both shows even if it hurts feelings because then it i mean i don't personally love this kind of stuff but it keeps that conversation or those clicks and downloads coming

because people want to see your response to that and their response to this well that's the thing And if someone is, you know, slandering or defaming my name, then I do feel the need to respond. I think I just need to be a little more meticulous with my word choice and understand how it's coming off because as much as I understand the intent behind what I'm saying, it doesn't always land with the audience well. And then I'm like, well, now the whole point I was trying to make is just overshadowed by the hint of continess. and I need to be better. But I was like, or are you in an era of leaning into the cuntiness? And I'm like, because I feel like even if you leaned into that era, I don't know personally if you'd be able to survive that because I, you know,

I don't know if a lot of people know, I feel like you really do worry and care about a lot of things. And so like sometimes that's, that's my thought process when I see those things. Yes and no. I'm leaning into the era of caring less about what other people think, but I still need to remain who I am at my core and be the bigger person and be kind and be intentional with the things that I say because as much as I want to just say, you know, like I don't care what other people think and I'm going to do me

and this is how I feel, that doesn't always end well for me and it doesn't always land. And I've seen that when I say something that I think, think is funny and I'm like oh shit that didn't land well so finding the happy medium I guess is what I'm trying to do right now you sorry just as a nerdy fanboy I mean would when that whole katie thing happened was there ever a thought of well you know what screw this I'll just reach out to Katie no because the last two times I reached out to her I haven't gotten a response so now there's just no point to reach out you know so anyway how about we

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health. Okay, so we were just talking about names, so I kind of want to go back to that because I saw this video the other day of Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon doing press for the morning show. First of all, do you guys watch it? Yes. Yeah. Okay. I don't. I feel like I need to

add it to my list. There's just so many shows add to my list. I started the girlfriend last Oh, I love that. Yeah. I'm only one episode in, but so good. So, in this interview, they were asked if they know each other's middle names, which they did not. But Reese revealed that hers is Gene. She's Laura Jean Reese. I knew Reese was one of her middle names,

but I didn't realize that she had two. And Jennifer's is Joanna. Jennifer Joanna. Yeah, interesting. I would never thought that was her middle name. She's from a Greek family. Is Joanna a Greek name? You know, it actually might be, because I think I've known another Joanna,

a Greek woman named Joanna. Maybe it is. Yeah. So, of course, then I wanted to Google and find out what other fun celeb middle names there are. I'm curious if you guys can guess

who these belong to. Stamatina. Stamatina. Sounds like someone who's Eastern Europe. Oh, wait. Lady Gaga? No.

Tina Faye. Oh. Elizabeth Stamatina, Faye. Oh, beautiful. I know. I'm like, huh, never heard anything like it. Lori Blue. Lori Blue.

Singer. Ariana Grande. No. Adele Lori Blue Adkins. Oh, my gosh. Mm-hmm. Princess. I love this name.

I'm really bad at this game. Cardi B. In the realm. Sierra. Princess Harris Okay Wait, it's Sierra the singer Not Sierra from Summerhouse, right?

Yeah, I was like Yeah, I was like, wow So I'm like, wait, that's my last one. Hater Hager. Machine Gun Kelly? Martin Short. Martin, Hater, short.

Hater with a Y. Oh, okay, not H-A-T-E-R. Yeah, I was like, wow. Gary with two R's, G-A-R-R-R-Y. Steve Martin? Kate Gary Hudson. Yeah.

And then here's one. Tiffany. I mean, that could be any... Older actor. Merrill Street. Richard Tiffany Gear. Wait, Richard Geer's middle name is Tiffany? Apparently, according to Google.

Okay. You always learn something on shenanigans. Yeah. Right? Learn something new every day. What about... Okay, similar realm, Kim. Did you watch the Charlie Sheen documentary?

Because he is Superman. mentioned in it. Oh, he's mentioned in it. Oh. Oh, uh, Sean Pinn. No. Nicholas. Him. Nicholas Cage. Avola. Uh-huh. Yeah. So many. Um, Mungo. Q. John Mungo Grant. Oh. Um, what about Erhard? Erhard? She might be having a resurgence. Erhardt. Think Lindsay Lohan era. Oh, uh, the Nickelodeon star.

Lizzie McGuire. Oh. Lizzie McGuire. Fire. Oh. Hillary. Duff. Erhard Duff. Okay. Yeah.

So many. The list goes on and on. But this one, it might be my favorite. Last one. Pirate. Johnny Duff. I'm just going to. Billy Eilish, pirate, Baird O'Connell.

Oh, okay. So Eilish is her first middle name. This is great. So I could literally do any name as a man. Yeah. Yeah. I could just go ball, like Batman, anything. Literally anything.

That's why I gave Summer Moon. Also, we did Honey. I mean, that's like a family name. But I'm like, in case she hates the name, Summer, one day, Moon is such a cute name. Why would you ever hate Summer? I don't know. I just, like, wanted to give her options.

Yeah. Did you ever tell her that? Like, if you hate your first, okay, I was like, don't give her that option already. No, she loves her name. She loves that she sees it everywhere and that was the point of giving her. Yeah, does she get upset that it's the first day of fall because summer's gone? No.

Okay. It's cute, though. Now she's like, no, like summer this season, but I'm summer. And so she thinks it's cute. What are your middle names? Tyler. Tyler. Yeah.

I like that. If I told you that, you'd know too much about me. Mine was Kyler just because my grandpa, but I remember when I first moved to L.A., I thought, oh, I'll be Ryan Kyler Bailey. And I was like, oh, it'll be a three like Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah. And then it turns out I wasn't an amazing actor. And but I thought, you know, Ryan Kyler Bailey, or I wanted to get rid of Ryan and

be Kyler Bailey because I thought Kyler really stood out. Yeah. And then it turned out on SAG there was already a Ryan Bailey. So in SAG it is Ryan Kailer Bailey. Gotcha. I really used to be proud of that middle name. Yeah. It is a good middle name. Yeah. I like it. I feel like Kyler is a cute girl's name also. You know what? I'll give you either the first or the middle name. You just you earned that. Yeah. Okay. You can pick one of those. Okay. Perfect. I'll send you some options. Go buy the Instagram account now. Yeah, it's like, oh, God. You do have to start an, no, you don't, right?

Like, do you start an Instagram account for your baby? Like, no, that's not good, right? Or do you? Just a private one. I did. At least get the name. Yeah, but you're like more of a public. Yeah.

It's, I think it's up to your discretion, you know. I mean, for me, I was like, well, I know I'm going to post my kid. So I made her one. I got it verified. But you have to say account ran by, like my mom and dad. That's like a. thing under age you have to put on the account so I mean once we decide on a name yeah then just hold the handle you know you don't even necessarily have to do anything with it

but you don't want some asshole weirdo fan to take it and then like post weird shit on it yeah yeah that happens yeah I'll post my own weird yeah exactly that's why a cruise I forget what it is but it was like someone got cruise couchy or whatever and so they had to do like baby cruise or cruise mic I don't remember but something like that Anyway, okay, going back to seasons, and one thing that happened over this summer that was just the most viral thing ever was the cold play concert and that couple. I saw today something that was like, People.com, one of that girl Kristen, who was in the affair, one of her friends came forward and said that her and the CEO boss weren't having an affair and that she was separated and living apart from her husband at the time. So now, here's my question. Is it a matter of semantics?

Wasn't he also married? So you're saying you weren't having an affair because you were separated, but you were a mistress then if he's still married. So I think there she was even trying to say that there wasn't an affair happening, which is like, okay, let's pretend that's not. It was a bad night. Why are we hugging each other? It wasn't even a hug. It was a titanic. Rose, I'll never let you go embrace.

Like right under her boobs. Yes. It wasn't like a side hug where you're like, oh, that's my friend. Was it like fix you or was it like, I mean, let's just tell ourselves that. No, I'd be very curious what the song was because it did look like a warm embrace from behind. Yeah. Yeah. It was not a friendly sort of coworker hugged my friend that way. No. Have you been to Coldplay though? Yes. Actually, I just went. No, but Kiki would do a Coldplay concert. Maybe that's like like, like, car for

Or is it cold play? You don't know. The friend did say that it was inappropriate to be hugging your boss in that manner and that's something she takes full responsibility for, but that the scandal, the downfall, the loss of her job, you know, is unfair. Which, honestly, I think I kind of agree with. I mean, you know, your personal life shouldn't necessarily affect your professional life in that sense. I think, yeah, he had to step down.

Well, yeah. But what do you guys think? Like, she got like 900 death threats in a day. I mean, that's crazy. I do think it's weird that, but I mean, we are a puritan society, but I do think it's weird that affairs destroy people's lives. Because it's like in regular life, we know people have affairs. We know marriages don't last and people move on and like they can go about their lives. But I don't understand how, yeah, when it's public, all of a sudden your entire life is ruined.

Well, I mean, also at that time, like everybody hopped on that like we were looking for something to hop on. Like, it really became for that, like, week-long period. Like, everybody needed to put some sort of comment or joke out there about it. And so you never know when those things are going to catch fire or what the public needs some sort of, like, throw meat to the wolves, you know? We're like, we need another scandival. Well, I mean, in a sense, we're so primed for those and everybody gets genuinely excited. But even, like, with any of the political stuff, you know, everybody's talking to Kiki's point about a puritanical society. Like, I'm not talking about Republicans.

they've all cheated they've all had affairs and stuff and yet they're preaching some sort of puritanical that's when i get a little bit confused because i'm like most of these people commenting are you know or like even that that kim davis lady that's trying to to roll back gay marriage you know she's on her fourth marriage yeah like if you really believe in the sanctity of marriage i mean you obviously do because you love to do it as much as possible but that's the they have like there seems to be no self-reflection within people's outrage yeah yeah i feel like If for any reason, Brock and I ever got divorced, I don't think I would do a third times a charm marriage.

Like, I'm done. Like, people who do it three, four times and, like, to each their own. But it's a lot. Yeah. You know, like just the legal aspect, the name changing. I'm never doing that. But. Yeah.

Yeah. I think about like Elizabeth Taylor back in the day, had like a string of, I mean, she got married to the one dude, Richard Burton, two times, I believe. Oh, that's right. You know, so, I mean, there are certain people that are very, I mean, like, like fifth marriage, sixth marriage. They usually tend to be like billionaires or like really wealthy people

that don't look at relationships the same way that a lot of people do. But it's interesting. Yeah, it's just a hassle when you get divorced, you know? It's not fun. No, I can imagine. Yeah.

But it kind of makes me want to check out a Coldplay concert because you're like, what is going on here at these concerts that it puts you in some sort of... I mean, it's like watching those rapture people on TikTok where you're like, you are like religious.

a psychosis in a cold play concert. Yeah, for sure. So we were just talking a little bit about some shows that we're watching. I feel like I always turn to you guys when I need to know what I should be watching right now. So what's your number one show you're watching right now? The show that I'm enjoying is a scripted show called Task on HBO. Okay. Because I just, I don't know.

I really love these sort of series. I like Mark Ruffalo and everything he does and just, you know, I just so I'm enjoying that from like a scripted point of view. And then comedy-wise, it's over, but I'm still, I just love that the studio won so many awards. So good. It is so funny.

I love that for him. Like, not just his first Emmy. It was like Emmy, Emmy, Emmy, Emmy, Emmy. Well, it works on two levels because if you're really into Hollywood, it works on that level,

but just even as a straight-up comedy, it's just funny regardless. So good. And the fact that Apple is putting so much money in the production of that is really exciting because that one episode, The Oneer, where it's like the one long shot, You know, it's like, that's really expensive to be able to do.

And so it's really exciting that that's going to obviously get an even bigger second season. But did you see that thing he said on Emmys night about putting people from Vanderpump rules in the valley in it? And he said, sorry, we can't do that, you know. Well, I understand that from a storyline perspective. He's not Seth Rogan, the Bravo fanatic on the show. He's a studio head. A studio head, as he said, is not going to give a fuck about a reality star. That makes sense.

Which would be a funny scene for somebody to not give a fuck about a reality star in that context. It would be. Something like that. Yeah. Absolutely. But when I saw, he was like, but you know, that's the thing about reality stars. You got to keep them at a distance because it could be dangerous. I was like, are we never going to smoke a joint together? I know, right? Here's the thing. Because especially since so many of the meetings happened at Smokehouse, which again was such a big part of the Valley.

I'm like, there could be one little interaction at the Smokehouse. No, I'll hear that. And then I'll be like, oh, I could write this or I think that would be good. It is interesting when people like that or John Oliver talking about Salt Lake City on Colbert when he was like, these are the most magnificent monsters. And he loved Salt Lake City. And you really, I always get a kick, you know, because I watch this now for a living where when somebody I respect loves it as much as I do, I get psyched.

Like every time Seth Rogen brings up the valley, I'd be like, hell, yes. Yeah. Totally. I love his love for reality TV. Do you guys watch Platonic? Love Platonic. I do not. Oh, God, I love it.

It's a quick binge, short episodes. Yeah, I just binge the first season and now I'm completely caught up. So good. So good. Dude, Apple is insane in the fact that you can go on Apple and I'll be like, wait, that's not a fake show. Like, it'll be like, it's weird. Like, I used to think they were like funneling money for something because I'm like, I know about every show on cable or network television and Apple you'll throw on it

has the best actors, best production. and the only ones that they promote usually are the studio or severance. Yeah. And they have this entire caliber. Like, Jason Mamoa has a show that, like, is actually Game of Thrones budget-wise. Yeah.

But is that all subtitles or just when I go outside to the garage and I see Brock watching it? I'm like, I haven't started watching. I know it is. I haven't started, so I don't know. Wait, do you make Brock watch that show in the garage? I don't make him. He chooses to while he works out.

Oh, okay. I thought he's like, I prefer to take this in the garage. No, and I've gone. out there and I'm like, ooh, I can get me a little memo and I'll watch a little bit of it, but that little bits that I've watched, I swear, there was no English. Oh. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's, I don't know. Yeah, I'm trying to work my way

through the paper on Peacock. Yeah. Which is that office spinoff. Oh, yes. And I'm on like episode five and I think they're finally like finding their footing. Okay. Because I heard it was like, they're going to need a second season to really, because I remember when Parks and Rec, I remember the first season, I was kind of like, I like it, but there's, and then second season,

they killed it. Yeah. I felt like the paper could do the same thing. It was like, it was, it was, it was not quite there, but I know that they have, they throw on. They have a lot of talented people. So you can, like, see all of these kind of bright spots. It's just going to come together. Yeah. What are your thoughts on a potential Jersey Housewives minus Teresa?

I just don't even know what this Jersey world is going to look like. But what I do know is that Jersey, like, Teresa's going to still be a part of the Brava family. So whatever she does next, people will watch. So even if she's not a part of whatever they rebuild for Jersey, I'm not concerned because she'll still live on in other forms. Yeah, I mean, yeah, she's like, she's so powerful. Yeah. But the rumor I liked was that she was getting moved to Miami.

I was like, oh, that's interesting because they're all, when you always see like her in pictures with Alexia and Marisol, they just posted one last week. Oh, that's true in Larsa. Her and Louie are always in like Miami. And I was like, well, that would be interesting because I noticed Miami already got a season pickup. And I'm like, we don't have a pickup yet for NYC or announced, you know.

Yeah. So how did they announce that? But, like, I'm like, well, you would announce that if you had a big star like Teresa. Right. And then that would free up Jersey. I mean, regardless, Teresa is going to work on Bravo in some capacity. Yeah. But it is funny that they really just waited it out because everybody's like, well, it's going to be the same cast.

Yeah. Right. Interesting. Interesting. I mean, BravoCon seems like it's going to be ground zero for all of these big announcements. You know? If I get called up for squash the beef, I'm not even trying to manifest this. I'm trying to prepare.

I don't have seen. You against 80 people waiting. Who would you put in line? Oh, my God. Which, I mean, depends on the week. Exactly, right? I'm like, right now I'm like, okay, Tamara, Teddy. Yeah, I mean, are we going with Lala now?

I mean, I think, I don't know, but I mean, I'd put her on the list. Yeah, Tamara and Teddy, I think would still be on that list. I just didn't know if Teddy is going to be at Bravo. Oh, I don't know. I mean, I assume they always go every year and they usually like do shows from there and supposedly they have a party. So I'm assuming they will. Well, isn't Teddy kind of a friend of on real?

Houseways of Beverly Hills this season? She does show up. I did see she was in one of the cast. I just, I couldn't remember if I saw her name on the Yeah, I don't remember who was on the list. If they were to do another season of Love Hotel, who would you like to see on it? Well, definitely my co-host, Dorinda, because I'm ready for her to start dating because she also, you know, she has parsley, but her daughter just took parsley back. So now she's like dog-free and I was like, I think this will open up your dating life.

So I'd like to see Derinda for sure. Who else would I like to see? I think I want to see people from other shows. Like, could we get like, I don't know. I would like, I would be very curious because she doesn't seem to want to do it on the reality show itself. I would love to see Heather Gay. Okay. Because I want to see dating.

And to that point, if you were to go a little younger, I would be curious to see Lala on dates. Like, I would want to see how that works in that scenario, you know, is that like these people that don't really, not that they're not trying to share, but I want to see what Heather is like on a date. or what La La is like on a date. And Sierra from Summerhouse, because I feel like she... Oh, she would be fantastic. I just bring Shannon back every season. Right. Because every season, she's the den mother or something, you know?

Oh, my God. So Earl is sitting next to us at the, in the green room, at the awards, right? And I do not like him because Shannon is my very good friend. And so Mark and my friend Daniel were talking to him, having no idea who this old white guy is just sitting in the room. You know, he could be on production for all they know. And then he said his name And then Mark clocked him And was like, oh shit And then he makes eye contact with me

And he goes, hi, I'm Earl the Pearl And I said, hi, I'm Sheena And I'm a very good friend of Shannon So this conversation is now over Oh my God You said that? And what did you say? Got up and walked away.

Oh my God. You really live your life Like there's a reality show camera's on you I was just like, I'm just going to put this out there Like please don't talk to me Because I don't want to have to be fake nice You know? And then like I thought that the page six hosts

were saying on their channel that like they saw Earl and Galena from McVee Dynasty getting cozy backstage. Do you watch McVee Dynasty? I do not, but she gave me my award and she was backstage. Russian prostitute. I love, no, she calls the other. I was like, no, in the second.

Watch this show. Well, she does. She calls the other lady a Russian prostitute in the second season. I got really into the McVee Dynasty last month. Oh, it's so good. Yeah. I love it. Which they just got announced coming to Bravo, so that means a third season.

Yeah, I would think so. For sure. There's a lot going on with Bravo right now. What are you excited to come back on to air? I mean, I got Salt Lake. That was really what I was, that was the big one. I'm excited to see a Beverly Hills trailer, you know? But I mean, once you get in, like Salt Lake is that one where I'm just so happy to watch

it, regardless, like, just the ridiculousness of it. And they didn't really seem to miss a beat even without Lisa Barlow. And then you know, once Lisa comes back, that's going to be even better. I think you probably got the Potomac thing. Potomac looks really good. I think I'm more excited about the announcements. Like, I've been wanting the Shaw's back forever. If they're doing the Valley Shaw's edition.

And so I know that's a while away, but like that's what I'm looking forward because I, I want more of those shows that aren't Housewife shows. I think that we need to put more development into these other shows. And I like that they're doing the city spinoff of Summer House and that sort of thing. And I want more of that. I think this is what the viewers really need. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the Shaw's thing will be definitely awesome.

And then the alleged flipping out reboot that might get announced at BravoCon, I would look forward to that. I mean, there's a lot of cool things to look forward to. And then, I mean, I am, you know, I was just really exhausted by the end of it. But I'm now getting to a place where I think I could accept a third season of the Valley again because it was just so, such an intense season to cover every week. To wrap things up, do we have a jack's hole for the week? Oh, God.

I'm scared to even say. I know, right? Going political is always easy. But I did see there's a lot of misinformation being spread about autism this week. It was something I wanted to get into more this week. But I think maybe we saved that for next week. And, yeah. But anyone you want to name?

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe we can have maybe the raptureless rapture. Yeah. Yeah. If you're going to, if you're going to rapture, make sure there's a rapture. Yeah. That's always... Because I would love to fly.

Float away. Well, they say that you, like, lose your clothes immediately. And there's like, I do not want to see my naked body. Like, I don't even look down. I'm glad I've been doing Pilates twice a week. I would just look down. I'd be like, oh, God, no. Like, and then you're looking at other people in the sky naked.

Yeah. None of that really, and I just... But it would be funny if it does happen. just like heathens like me, they're just like, holy shit, it actually was crazy. Yeah, well, thank you guys all so much for listening. Thank you, Kiki and Ryan, for joining me in the studio today.

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