Scheananigans with Scheana Shay - THIS IS SUS

Episode Date: September 6, 2025

This week, Scheana and Kiki are back in the studio diving into this week’s hot topics. Is North West too young for a piercing? What was their surprising takeaway from Cardi B’s trial? What video of Scheana & Kiki did Tamar Braxton save on the same day she woke up in a pool of blood? Also, in true “bootleg Kardashian” form, Scheana got her biological age tested like they did on their reality show—how old did it reveal she is? Plus, Scheana and Kiki address the lies spoken about them on the “Two Ts in a Pod” podcast. Tune in to find out what they have to say! Follow us: @scheana @scheananigans Co-Host: @thetalkofshame Purchase your very own copy of the NYT Best-selling book MY GOOD SIDE at www.mygoodsidebook.com!Episode Sponsors:Learn more and join using our/my link. The first 1,000 get a $100 credit toward their membership. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODASGOLD or use gift code GOODASGOLD 100 at sign-up to own your health.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code SCHEANA at checkout. Download the free Rakuten App or go to Rakuten.com to start saving today.Produced by Dear MediaSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The following podcast is a Dear Media production. This is Gracie Norton from the Wellness Survey podcast, the ultimate sanctuary for a welcoming approach to wellness. It seems like every day there's a new food we're not supposed to eat, a new cleanse to take part in, or a new workout that claims to give us a flat stomach within a week. Rather than hopping on trends, we're going back to the roots of wellness and making a home of our body, mind, and soul. If you're seeking physical growth,

emotional abundance, or simply a more fulfilling life. Tune in to the Wellness Survey podcast on November 6th. Get ready to embrace your body through all its forms and get back to the roots of wellness. From Vanderpump Rules, motherhood and everywhere in between warm up the kettle it's time to spill some tea let's get into some shenanigans with sheena shay hello everyone welcome back to another week of shenanigans I'm in the studio with our favorite blogger, Kiki Monique.

I love it. I'm like, where did they get blogger? Have you ever done a blog? No, I have never done a blog. I mean, you know, I probably like maybe should have at some point. But, you know, like, I don't even care. Like, at this point, I'm like, I'm going to make T-shirts. Your mom's favorite blogger.

Seriously, I loved your little note on Instagram. You're like, not a blogger. I'm like, you're a cool journalist. then you're a blogger and then you're a reporter and it's like just call it what it is yeah i mean like who has like a label like do you even call yourself like a reality star for it's like no i feel weird saying any with the word star in it like i would say i am a tv personality oh okay yeah that makes sense like i'm on a reality show i'm not like i'm a reality star it just sounds weird when you put the word star in it someone else can call me that but me it just sounds weird all right i like that

radio personality. Yeah, exactly. That makes sense. And that TV and radio personality, Kiki Monique. I broke a nail over the weekend. I'm going to get it fixed right after this, but I'm just going to point this out before everyone in the comments does. So this is a new setup. We're still out of our normal studio over at Dear Media because there was a flood. Oh, really? Yeah. Like I guess all the studios flooded. Oh my God. They just renovated too. I know. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Yeah. So they're like, yeah, it might be a couple more weeks. And I'm like, it's already been a couple of weeks. Yeah. And it hasn't even rained. So it's literally like something internal plumbing. I mean, it just did like yesterday. Oh, did it? Oh, okay. Yeah. I had just gotten my car washed. We went to Palm Springs, came back. And I'm like, oh, yeah, because it rained. Yeah. At least it didn't Palm Springs. I'm assuming it did here. Someone came and hose down my car and let dirt fly on it. I don't know. How was your week? How was your holiday weekend? I was good. I was in the desert. I love to go there. You know. know, center myself. We did like a show at Pappy and Harriots and just, yeah, we just like hung out and it was nice. Yeah. If we came a day earlier, I would have met you there. But we didn't

end up coming until like 10 a.m. Sunday morning. Okay. And by then we had moved on to Palm Desert. Yeah. Totally. But yeah, it was a good weekend. I had a funny thing happened right before we left. So summer wanted milk. We're out of milk at the house. I asked Brock to go to the store. He asked me to go to the store. We just forgot to get the milk, whatever. And so I was like, I'm just going to run to pavilions really quick while she's in the bath. I pull into pavilions and I'm like, do I actually need to go to the full grocery store to go all the way to the back aisle to grab a thing of milk? I was like, you know what? I have prescriptions at CVS. I'll just pull out of the pavilions law and go into CVS and grab that and grab like a little thing of milk. So I get there and I have the

milk in hand. I'm in line for my prescription. This lady comes in and starts like yelling. at the pharmacist, and I'm like, this bitch is crazy? Like, why is she just yelling? Like, there's a line. And then I hear her go, I'm about to pass out. And I was like, oh, my God. So I run over and I just, like, put my hand behind her back. It's like an elderly woman.

Like, at first I just thought she was a little cuckoo. But then I'm like, oh, my God, she needs help. And so I'm standing there. Everyone's just looking like a deer in headlights. I was like, do you need a seat or something? And I'm like yelling to this guy who's just standing there. I'm like, can you grab a chair? He brings the chair over.

And I'm like, just crazy. Like, I was going to be at pavilions. And now I'm here. Yeah. And so I'm like, I feel responsible. Like, I need to help this lady. Yeah. So then the pharmacist comes over.

She said her blood sugar was like extremely high. Oh, my God. She felt like she was going to faint. She didn't want to call her son because she didn't want to bother him. Oh, my God. And it was this whole thing. So, like, that happens. Yeah.

As I was walking into CVS, I see, because we were just in the desert. I see all of these, like, dead bugs on the hood of my car. And I'm just like, oh, this is so gross. I need to wash my car. My husband usually does that, but he's doing all of his Brock the Builder stuff. So I'm like, thinking in my head as I walk in, I need to like do this myself because he's too busy. And so as I'm walking out, there's like a little greeter at CVS. And he's like, bye, have a good night.

I'm like, thank you. And then I unlock my car and parked right in the front. And he goes, oh, excuse me. And I just think he's going to be like, are you Sheena? Yeah. He's like, excuse me. I was like, yeah. And he's, is that your car?

you're Lincoln and I was like yeah and he goes so I have a mobile detailing thing if you'd ever like and I'm like how fucking weird first of all I was going to pavilions I come to CVS I save a woman's life from like passing out on the floor and I got a car detail I love it came over the next morning oh my gosh amazing it was just so weird I was thinking that I'm like damn I manifested you made you manifested so the woman I'm surprised nobody caught that on like video and wasn't made into a TikTok sheena comes to the same visit I got it I got you. I got you. But I'm like, someone help her. And I was like, ma'am, is there someone I can call for you? And she's like, I don't want to bother my son. He just landed at 6 a.m. He has a family. It's dinner time. I was like, can you please just text him? Like, I would just please. And she goes, okay, I'll text him. And then the pharmacist was like, we got her. And I'm like, okay, because I got to get this milk home to my game. But yeah. So that was wild. Just to kick off the weekend. But I very much believe in everything happens for,

reason and you know the whole butterfly effect in timing and stuff it was like if i wouldn't have even pulled into pavilions to pull back out i wouldn't have made it in time for that woman hopefully someone else would have helped but no and i think that happens a lot in the desert because there's like these vortexes and all these like different places especially like new mexico in place because it's like we were having conversations about that about like how my life my life would have taken a completely different path if covid hadn't happened and all these things it's like it's interesting i mean i probably wouldn't have my daughter at all.

Yeah. You know? I don't think I ever would have gotten pregnant. I don't know. It just so many things, like it could have been so different. That pandemic, man. Yeah. Now we've got a whole baby boom of kids, which when we're applying for schools right now, I'm like,

cool. We have like the most competition because everyone had children in 2021. Yeah. What else are you going to do? There was nothing else to do. I was just going viral on TikTok and having sex. Not to go viral on TikTok. Using the sex to go viral. Yeah. That's only fans. Exactly. But yeah, weekend was good. I started working out again.

Okay. So did I. Good. I had my workout clothes on now. Yes. I'm into Pilates. Yeah. So I actually just was out with my friend, you know, Deb Chub from Love Island. No. Okay. So she was on US, I don't know, a few years ago. We've been friends for a few years. And we were at this Taco Bell event at Zook the other night. Oh, yes. It was so much fun. And. And while we're there, I'm just looking at her and I'm like, this girl looks like Britney Spears in her prime. I mean, she is so pretty, but has the most ridiculous body. Wow. I'm just like, looking at her and I was like, please tell me you work out. And this isn't just genetics. And she's like, oh, girl, I'm in the gym five days a week.

And I'm like, okay. So you work for it. You deserve it. And then the next day I posted and I was just like, at Deb Chub is my body goals. And she messaged me. And she was like, hey, if you want to message my trainer, she's. the best. She'd love to work with you. So now I've been talking to her trainer who I also saw my little cousin follows. And I messaged her and I was like, hey, just curious. Like, why do you

follow this trainer? She was like, oh, I love her videos, her this, her that. And so then I start doing a deep dive on her videos and I've seen her transformation and everything. We have our first session next week. Oh, okay. I love this. But I'm like, I'm getting back into it. I want to feel good. And I know we had talked about this a couple weeks ago when you were here, just trying to stay on top of our health and everything. So have you heard of function? No. Okay, so some friends had recommended it to me. I'm going to recommend it to you. But essentially, it's a health platform where you can test for over 160 biomarkers. So whether it's like heart, hormones, toxins, inflammation, stress, like all of the things. Okay. And what do you use to tech? How do you

test. So it's a blood test. Okay. So I had to go in and do two separate blood draws because they had to take, I don't know, like 12 or 15 vials like each time. But you can also access multi-region, MRI and CT scans. And all of it, like I have it on an app, but I also just have it. It's all traced in one secure place. So it's like you can see over time how your health evolves. Okay. So basically, it's an enhanced view of what's happening inside of your body. Okay. It's something that I wouldn't know if I didn't do this. So last year, when I got my bloods done, it said that my cholesterol was out of range, but only by one point.

The high is $199 and I was at $200. So I'm like, not that big of a deal. It could have just maybe been the day or whatever. And also, I know that is genetic. And everyone in my family pretty much has an issue. with cholesterol and is on medication and whatnot. So I chose function because this is like the only health platform that gives you access to all of that kind of data and insights to actually take action.

So when I'm in the app, I was like, okay, so now my cholesterol is 235 or 236, which worried me because I'm like, okay, that's more than out of range. I wouldn't have known this had I not gotten this blood test. But then it gives you a summary. It gives you, you know, things to take action. Obviously, there's always medication, but that's like, I don't want to do that unless I absolutely have to. Lifestyle changes risks, you know, like I'm at a higher risk for heart disease or stroke and certain things if I don't correct my cholesterol. So, yeah, they're above average range and it's the lipoprotein.

There's, like, different kinds of cholesterol. Yeah. Which I also didn't know there's cold cholesterol, bad cholesterol. all. And the lipoprotein levels are largely determined by genetics. And they remain relatively constant throughout life. But measuring them, you know, can obviously just help me know any risk, early prevention, like anything with my heart. That freaks me out. Yeah. Especially for women. I think that women a lot of times don't realize they're at higher risk. And I love this actually because I have to get my blood taken a lot anyways because I'm on GLP ones. Right. And it also helps me

track because it's like you want to know your A1C. Like you want to know those different things. Yeah. And the cholesterol. Absolutely. So I'm really glad I did this because now I know. And then I was talking to some friends over the weekend learning now. So many of my friends have high cholesterol. People younger than me as well. People who I know who are in really good shape and workout all the time. Yeah. I'm like, okay, it is genetic. But, you know, they did say also exercise can help. But that's what's great about the app is everything is in there. And one thing that I thought was really cool. with this. So as part of the results, they track your biological age. Did you watch Kardashians last season when they did this? No. Okay, so I was nervous to do this because I'm definitely not as fit and

healthy as them. Chloe and I are the same age. And it said that her biological age, I think, was like, 27 or 28. And I was like, I don't ever want to do it because it's probably going to say I'm like 38 or 39 because that's what my skin said when I got it tested. My age was only one year younger. Your skin is so good, though. Thank you. I usually pull my hair back quite tight for this podcast, but also they said elasticity and whatever is one of the issues that I have with my skin. So it was good to find out, though, my biological age.

You want to guess? 28. 0.4. Oh, okay. Yeah, so I'm 11.9 years younger than my calendar age. I love that. I love that, too. I'm like, ooh, me and my sisters, see, when people say I act her age, it's because

biologically, I am. Yeah. And I'm like Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm emotionally younger. Yeah. Right. But no, I'm so glad that I decided to use function because knowledge is power. And if we know what's going on inside of our bodies, you know what we might be predisposed to. I just think it can help us make healthier choices for life. Now I know what kind of foods to eat. I can have our chef prepare an anti-inflammatory diet for me and whatnot. And I found out, you know, just consuming high quality protein is essential to good health, especially with age. So all of those things. And yeah, if you guys want to learn more, you can join using my link.

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Yeah, I do have dense breast tissue. So that's another thing I need to keep an eye on. I might have to do mammograms twice a year just because I am at higher risk also for breast cancer with dense breast tissue. Also a thing that's genetic. And I found, like, my cousins, my mom. I'm like, oh, everyone has high cholesterol and dense. breast tissue.

They need to, like, upgrade the whole, like, mammogram experience, though, like, smashing your boobs between, like, things. And mine are so itty-bitty that it was hard. I'm like, can you get some? And know if they were just going to have to, like, syringe something out? Yeah. Because I'm like, how are you going to smash an A-cup? I mean, they figured it out.

It was a very awkward hold under the machine. I'm like, do we get it? Do we get it? But I'm so glad that I did all of this because, you know, I want to, like, live a long life. Being a vampire, I guess, isn't an option. So function health it is. All right. Okay. We're just going to take one break today. And then I have so much to ask you about housewives and we'll get into some other hot topics. We'll be right back. All right. You guys have heard me talk about Hero Bread on this podcast before. And I am here

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I mean, it's like I want to enjoy it, but it's like really hard to enjoy it because it was not exactly what I wanted to be doing. And I knew how people would think that like, I was doing this to like get attention or I was doing this because I was thirsty or I was inserting myself. And it didn't really matter like what I answered. So it was like, it was just hard to enjoy. If I was able to like take myself out of it. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Here's a girl who just like one day like was watching Bravo and now she's like on it so like Janet. Exactly. I'm a fan. Exactly. But like yeah, I mean like it's it's not how I never thought I would. I always said I would do reality. That was not the entree, the entree that I thought I would have. But you know, it is what it is.

So, oh, also, because you knew I was at the Taco Bell event because Katie, Janella, whatever was there with her husband. I have to say I was thoroughly enjoying watching his dance moves to Little John's songs. Oh, what How did he dance? Just like a middle-aged, older white man. It's like one of my favorite pastime. Just like watching older people dance. But yeah. So I just from, I don't even think there was one point where I thought she saw me and I was like, shit, did she know who I am?

Because I'm like, I do not want to talk to you. So I'm like trying to hide behind itty-bdy-b just like up on the couch and whatnot. But I don't think they certainly didn't come over. So I was glad. But so how did this come about with you even hanging out with Katie in the first place? And was that the first time you had met with her? Yeah. I mean, that was the only time we hung out.

And like, you know, I, again, I do radio and D. I make relationships. She'd come on the show. Gotcha. We had a great time. But we didn't, she didn't come to the studio. She was Zoom. So after the show, we were on a group chat.

She was like, if you're ever in OC, let's hang out. And so I was headed to OC to have lunch with a friend. And I was like, oh, I'm around. You know, are you around? It was a group chat, Jen Pedrante. She's like, I'm in Mexico, so she couldn't come. But, you know, Katie came. And so we just, it was literally just meant to be a chill day and just like hang out.

And then afterwards, obviously, we hung out or, you know, I saw her. She was at the Us Weekly party. And so we just had a, you know, a text relationship. Yeah. Where was the lunch with Katie and the timeline of the beef with you and Tamara that you kind of sort of had last year? Well, you, we had done your show in September. when we talked about, you know, Tamara texting Indy Cohen.

And then it went viral in September and everybody thought Tamara was trying to get me fired. So I, you know, again, I never met Tamara. And all I knew is that, like, I don't think she felt really good about me because it was out there that she was trying to get me fired. So we weren't, I'm not saying we were in a bad place, but I don't think we were in a good place.

And so when October came, we definitely, there was no reason for me to even be protecting Tamara. Was Katie telling you, Do you think because you were kind of like at odds with Tamara in that moment? I mean, again, I don't even want to assume anything at this point because I feel like at this point, I'm under a microscope. So it's like I don't even want to make assumptions about what Katie was doing because at this point, Katie can do no wrong. And I'll just agree with that. Right.

She can do no wrong. How did you feel about them all kind of ganging up on her on the last episode? Well, that's the thing. Like, if I were watching this and I had not been involved in any way, I probably would have been one of the voice. This is online that was saying, this is not fair. Stop bullying. Everyone knows that a gang up never really works out. The only problem I had was she was adamantly denying.

She had never told me at that point. And then that was what made me feel really weird because I'm like, well, I know that's a lie. So like if you're continuing to lie about this, then what else are you lying about? Exactly. Like, you know for a fact that this is truthful. You know that you told me. Yeah. And I think that most people, most rational people realize you told me.

me totally it also wasn't really clear on the episode why you brought up the gina asian designer story so what was the context behind sharing that little bit that was purely because by the time i had been contacted by producers because again katie like texted me the how i found out my name was brought up on camera was by katie i'm on the tarmac about to take off for new york for two weeks she texts me hey or nothing like right before a flight you know like i don't have anxiety i know she's like hey are you around to film today at five and I was like question I just go question mark and she's like your name was brought up on camera I'm like exclamation point and I'm like by who what about and she was like

Tamara I don't know what about and I said I am about to take off on a flight I'm going to New York and she was like shoot well let me know so now I'm freaking out now I know that I had this conversation with this journalist I'm not stupid I'm thinking this has to be what this is about I text he confirms I'm freaking out. I'm like in a panic mode. But I'm like, I have work to do. I'm in New York for two weeks. I'm doing all this stuff.

Get all this stuff done. I don't hear back from Katie. So I'm like, okay, you know what? It's fine. Like nothing's going to happen with this. I go about my life. I just do New York. Come back to L.A.

I'm just like living my life. I get contacted by producers. But at this point, the information I'm being told is your name's being brought up on camera. And Katie's saying she never told you this. So now I have a different perspective because like, whereas I think if Katie had just said to me like, girl, it's about this. And I'd be like, oh, God. Like, I just went out of it.

But now I'm being told, like, you're telling me that I'm not, so in order to, like, prove that this happened, I feel like, well, there's one more piece of information that happened at this lunch that I have not told anybody because that's not what I do. Bring this housewife, please, because I'm going to say it to her face and I'm going to see, hey, how she reacts to it. And if there's any truth to the story, and I'm like, again, I don't want to have to bring this out. But, like, I don't know how else to clear my name at this point. Right. I mean, good for you. Yeah. So is there anything else that you want to address to clear up?

Anything you think that, like, they might still be getting wrong? No, I mean, I just feel like right now I'm in this sort of like rebuilding phase because, like, again, this whole industry, this business is like built on relationships and like you and I have a relationship. And you could have definitely been like, okay, are you like some weird person who leaks stories and can I even trust you with information? And I would, and I've been like, well, that's fair because like that's. what it does look like. And I just didn't want to be perceived that way because one, I don't necessarily even like to know. I mean, I like to know stuff because I'm nosy. But it's more just like I just like having conversations with people and we go back and forth and we exchange information. But I didn't want it to be out there where it's like, oh, you know, if I talk to this girl,

all of a sudden things are going to get back out or even the reverse where people think they can come to me and that's the type of person where I'm just releasing things to hurt other people or, you know. wild welcome to the bravovers did you see that Northwest got this like dermal finger piercing just to switch gears because I just thinking looking at my finger right now in this broken nail it made me think of it I saw that you know when everyone was making a big deal when they saw her first all in the corset and so I think they were all zooming in the outfit like this was a 12 year old

but then they saw I guess there was a piercing yet on her finger and then they were kind of like well, you have to be an adult to get piercings unless your parent allows it. I mean, I pierced Summer's ears when she was three months old. So children get piercing. It's not crazy. It's true. I've just never heard of a finger piercing. I know. I've never heard of that either. I mean, but, you know, when I was a kid, I did try to find some of the weirdest places to pierce. Yeah. I'm like, is this a new trend? Yeah. I don't know. I only have, well, I have my nose, obviously, my belly button. Okay. I have two in my ears. And then I had had this one, the cartilage and whatever this little thing he is called.

And those keloided so bad that I ended up taking them out. So did my nose. But I was determined. I was like, I will get through this. And it survived. I've keloided, yeah, on all of my cute ear piercings. So now I kind of like don't have any piercings except like the bottom. Yeah.

But I'm like, I mean, if Summer wanted a second ear piercing, like, okay, you take her. Like I think I got my second hole pierced when I was 12. I was probably like North's age. But my first one I got when I was a baby Finger piercing. I just don't even know if I would trust a kid with a finger piercing because they're just, they're so like into stuff. I just feel like it would get lost under their skin or they would do

something. You know who I feel like has a lot of piercings? Farah Abraham from teen mom. I feel like Sophia has a lot of piercings. Someone just pitched her to be on my show. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Okay. She's an interesting conversation for sure. I wanted to also ask you because the other day I am like,

going, I don't go into my DMs and my comments too much, but like, when certain people pop up, it like pops up. And I was on TikTok and Tamar Braxton had saved a post, which I also think is weird on TikTok that you can see what people saved. And I looked at the post that she saved as a favorite. And it was the time you were on my show and you were talking about Jesse Lolly and how like, oh, you think Jack's is bad, but like, let me tell you about Jesse. And I was like, huh, why does Tamar?

Why is she so interested in this thing? But I was like, you know, and I sent it to you. And we kind of were just like, that's so funny. Maybe Tamar is a huge, you know, Vanderpump Valley, who knows? And then, but then later that day, or TMZ post a story about Tamar woke up in a pool of her own blood, lost teeth. And then like, so then I was like, and when I did the timeline of it, it was within hours of when she favoreded that post. So I'm like, did she favorite that post and pass out? Did she pass out?

Wake up and was like, oh, let me get on TikTok. That's scary. I know. It was so random. And that story has also taken a real, like a wild turn because her and her friend, Funky Dineva. I don't know if you follow him. No, I don't.

Anyways, that's a whole story in itself. But I was just like, that is so random. And now I want to, I want to understand what Tamar was doing that day. Yeah. And why she was favoriting that post. Interesting. Wait, when you just said funky, whatever, it reminded me. I met Flavor Flav officially the two weekends ago.

in Las Vegas for Backstreet Boys. He was backstage with us and I was like, Bat has to go meet Space Ranger with no, you know, costumes on. And so I walked over. He was taking pictures with like everyone. And I walked over and I was like, hi, I was like, I just wanted to introduce myself. I said, I was Bat on your season.

And he looked a little confused. Well, at least I think he looked confused. He had his glasses on. And I was like, Space Ranger, Bat. And he goes, oh my God. And it was like, he was like, season. a, like, flavor of love, bad, what? Like, he was like, well, maybe more

specific. Yeah. Masked singer, and he gives me the biggest hug. He seems like the nicest guy. Oh, my God. He was so sweet. We took like 10 photos, sent him to our producers, and it was so fun. Is he with anyone? Like, was he, did he have a woman backstage? I'm so curious. There were people with him. I don't know how with him they were, but yeah,

he did have a group. It's just funny because his love life was on display for so many years, and now we just, like, don't even talk about it anymore. But, like, you know, the Brigitte. Seneers were very interesting. Yeah. Also, J.C. Chazé was there. Oh, how did that go? Fine. I said hi to him and his girlfriend and I'm like,

it's not like I said anything about him. You know, I mean, I just named him and put a picture. No, and people were just asking about his penis during your live show. But, like, that wasn't yours. Now that's on the podcast. I didn't answer. I sipped. I did not spill. Yes, didn't spill.

But, yeah, I just thought that was funny. Yeah. Wait, okay. I feel like we need to. talk about this Cardi B lawsuit, because whenever there's a lawsuit, you're the person I like to talk about it with. So she just won a $24 million civil case brought on by a former security guard and Moni Ellis over 2018 running outside of a Beverly Hills OBGYN. Yeah. So I guess after the jury here in L.A. deliberated for under an hour, they found Cardi not liable on all counts,

which is great. She said the dispute was about. privacy while she was secretly pregnant and a receptionist back to her account Ellis's lawyer says they plan to appeal well here's the thing so I was sad that I normally I report very detailed on these sorts of things I couldn't because you know I have like a full-time job you know or a job now right but I did go back and like get into the case and basically what happened is in 2018 that was her you know Cardi B's first pregnancy she obviously hadn't told the public yet she was only in in L.A. for like some work trip and she had to go visit this OBGYN. So I think it was like a last minute thing.

The OBGYN cleared all the appointments to only her. But they were in a building that had a, you know, security guard that wasn't part of his practice. And the security guard, what it sounds like is sees Cardi B. starts following her. And Cardi sees that she has her phone out and she hears her name, you know, Cardi B. And so she's kind of like, are you filming me? Because she's like, I don't want this out. Yeah. And, you know, they got into it. The receptionist at the doctor's office. She says she even had to step And apparently the receptions actually got injured in it, trying to protect Cardi B. Wow. But at the end of the day, even just from what I read and like all the testimony I heard, the security

guard was absolutely at fault. You should have never left your post. Right. She said she claimed she was doing rounds, but I don't care. Like you should have never been that close to somebody who was clearly not wanting her, you know, pregnancy to be revealed. Why are you even in the business? And so, yeah.

And they were suing for $24 million, but then, you know, her lawyer who was just really not a trial lawyer. He just seemed like incompetent personally, I think. But then by the time he did the closing arguments, he's like, look, they claim we want millions. But we just want, you know, payment for medical expenses and just a fair, you know, whatever you think is fair for pain and suffering. And they were, clearly the jury was like, zero, zero dollars, because what are you doing? Right. And I just loved her press conference after the, after she won because, first of all, you can never make me hate Cardi B. I really can. You really can. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. care what. And also she was just kind of like, don't come for me because if you do, I will

counter sue you. She was like, I won't counter see you this time. But anyone else who has these frivolous lawsuits, I will counterce you. I worked too hard for my money for people who think they could take it away. And she also said, don't go bully that girl, which I did love because she knew that, you know, her fans would definitely go bully that girl. But she put it on there. She was just like, don't leave me alone. Frazy. It definitely seemed like the plaintiff probably expected her to settle. yeah you know just from what I had seen I think they do and then we still haven't you know we have another case coming up where Cardi threw the mic so that's going to be another case where we know Cardi's going to show up yeah like you better this better be a real case or if not

she's probably going to counter see you yeah right I do I like that she's setting a precedent of like absolutely when you build yourself up like don't take advantage of me just because you think I owe you something or you know again most people do settle she's like no I got time right and I got money And I got good lawyers. I love that. I feel like also, and we've talked about this, I know, on the podcast before, but one of the highlights of the trial has definitely been the clips of Cardi B on the stand. But when the plaintiff's attorney asked her what her real hair is. No.

Like. Inappropriate. Come on. Inappropriate. Yeah. And then when she's asked how she knows the plaintiff is bigger than her and she makes the gesture. Like, yeah. Just look at her.

Clearly. Obviously. And now she's going to, like, she's going to release that album, September 19th. That's going to be all based on it. Am I the drama? I love it. I love it. Love it.

Fully support. So to wrap this up, I thought this would be fun. The Instagram thing we saw. What movie changes the plot if you add a random S somewhere in the title? And I mean, the comments. They did not disappoint. Dyes hard. Okay.

Like a Viagra overdose. I love it. I love that one. I love that one. How to train your drag son. Yes. Excess men. Very small, extra small men. Very small. Yeah. Fasts and furious. Oh, okay. Intermitt fasting perhaps. Dora the Sexplorer. Oh, that sounds like a porn. Yeah. Rastatoui. Oh, like a Bob Marley. One love. One rap. Pot of Stu. Change the world. Yes. What about SUP instead of up? Oh, okay. This feels... This is all about stand-up paddle boarding. Oh, okay. I like that. Honey, I shrunk the skids about a man who's learning how to do laundry. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Oh, God. Skid marks just, ugh. Small rats instead of mall rats.

Oh, well. Montes Python? Again, another porn. Ooh, another porn. scone heads oh i do love a scone a good scone yeah yeah what about harry spotter oh is this about a gymnast maybe it could be about like a really hairy guy who is helpful at the gym yeah he's a spotter this is suss you're like that could be anything that's got to be a show if it's not let's make it what about jose dirt instead of jo dirt i'd like to see that remake yeah the Mexican version. Yeah.

Shook. Instead of hooks. Yes. Yeah. I like that. I feel like there's probably so many more we can think of. If you guys have any to add, just, you know, and you're listening, watching on YouTube, calming away.

Okay. So this week for the Jack's Hole, I think we can agree it is the two T's and a pod podcast for the lies that were spread about us this week. Yes, 100%. I mean, okay, Tamara wasn't on the episode. It was just Teddy, which I also think is beyond unfair, because is this Tamara feeding Teddy this information and keeping her hands clean by not being on the episode? Did someone else feed Teddy this information?

Regardless, I also want to point out, I'm friends with all parties. I've been friends with Gretchen for a long time. I'm also friends with Tamara and with Teddy. So why would I do this? Like, it doesn't make any sense. it's frustrating. Teddy is going through enough right now. She doesn't need any hate that's going to come back, any backlash from her with this because it is a flat out lie.

Yeah. And I don't even believe the part that I've heard this because nobody's heard this. Nobody in this Bravo universe has heard this. This is the first time this has ever been put out there. And it's completely false. And Tamara knows the truth. I spoke with Tamara in New York City. Watch what happens live. She knows the whole truth so she can easily tell Teddy, don't even put this out there.

I know that this is false. But also, Tamara has editing control over her own podcast. So you would have had to have okayed this podcast to go out in the world, knowing that is fucking false. Yeah. So why are you trying to defame me? Like, and you. Yeah.

You know, this isn't okay. It's a flat out lie. And, you know, a 40-year-old, Sheena is taking a page out of Cardi B's book. And I'm not going to settle if you try to take advantage of me. If you try to lie about me, I am going to fight back. I'm not letting people walk all over me anymore. and people need to start getting used to that. Yeah, you did not deserve this.

I did not deserve this. This is not okay. So that's our jacks hole for this week. Thank you guys all for watching and listening. And remember, don't believe everything you hear and see on the Internet. Thanks for listening to shenanigans with Shea Shea. Tune in next time for juicy updates from the world of reality TV, pop culture, and more. Download new episodes.

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