SCP: Find Us Alive - 69: Breaking Off

Episode Date: June 5, 2026

The staff of former Foundation Site-107 make an important collective decisionThis episode was written and produced by Anna Maguire and features the voices of Logan Laidlaw (Harley), Jackson McMurray (...Lancaster), Tasch Ritter (Klein), Tabitha Bardall (Love), and Anna Maguire (Raddagher).CONTENT WARNINGS: mention of self-injury, death, human experimentationOriginal music by Jackson McMurray.Sign up for our newsletter at hodgepodgeaudio.com for updates, info, art, and more.Join us on Patreon for exclusive behind-the-scenes content! Word of mouth is the best advertising, so be sure to share with your friends if you like the show! Patreon.com/hodgepodgeaudioTHIS EPISODE'S SPONSORS: abardnamedkate, Buttlet, Tatharnan, AstridAzalea, WolfSlayr, thesilvershepherd, Rhea, Dr. Nyxon Mobius and Dr. Ikke Mobius, the dutch cultist, Nico Fischer, Martin Markov, Sarah Rigoberto, Landlineinspace, Shandiin NezThis podcast and all content relating to the SCP Foundation are released under a Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 license.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Starting point is 00:02:54 Yeah. And it's not as nice as the one we did for Casey. We didn't know any of these people. It's not like we could eulogize them properly. It still feels unfair. It feels like a... Like it's about us. Feeling bad for what we did, not something for the people we did it too.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Funerals are never for the dead. They're not here. What do they care? Besides, it's more than what any other D-Class would get. Yeah, but that's... My point is that you did the best you could, and it doesn't fix anything that's already happened. We suffocated half a dozen people inside a limitless void for science. Best we can do now is not kill anybody else.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Yeah? Yeah, that's... Right? Yeah. For what it's worth, I think you did all right. The fire puts a nice touch. We're going to regret burning all this fuel, if the cycle doesn't reset.
Starting point is 00:04:01 set next week. If we die, we die. And you're not bothered by psychology glorifying a bunch of criminals? Are people saying that? It's... There's a mixed response. Then no, the fuck.
Starting point is 00:04:16 We're a bunch of criminals if you count all the human experimentation. We won't be able to get the foundation to stop doing that. Maybe we can get them to stop using D-Class for 6032 now that they can just use all of us instead. You got all the recording equipment out, right? The drones and shit. shit we sent in there? Not all of it. Some of the earliest stuff drifted out too far for me to reach
Starting point is 00:04:37 without some kind of propulsion. Any usable footage? Um, yeah, in a sense. Is there anything... It's kind of just a lot of footage of people suffocating. Oh, right. You know what I've been, uh, you know what I've been thinking about a lot recently? Hey, how were the supply runs going? We've kind of stopped. For now, Klein wants to wait until the cycle turns over so we could see what happens with the stuff we've already brought in. Have they moved the outpost staff back yet? Not yet. Nguyen tried to look through some of their stuff to see if we could intercept any messages, but... We already cannibalized a lot of their equipment to build the dash one pen?
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yeah. Well, seems to be like it was worth it. Whatever research is doing with the dash ones is making highway. real skittish. I think we're about to hear more of that when Klein's ready. Where's Lancaster? With psychology. And what are they announcing, anyway? I'll never
Starting point is 00:05:52 tell. You don't know, do you? I do know? Kind of? Thanks for giving me a few minutes of your time, everyone. I know it's been a strange couple weeks, and we all have a lot on our minds. I don't know how you all feel about it, but my experience
Starting point is 00:06:08 going back to the outside suck. I did not want it to suck. I was in denial for a minute, but in the end, it was what it was. Shit awful crap. I was demoted. Transferred away from my team and the people I've spent years building rapport with. Treated simultaneously like a volatile threat and an inexperienced junior researcher. I did not have a good time out there. But more importantly than that, we didn't. valuable research during our time trapped here, and they seemed to
Starting point is 00:06:46 disregard all of it. We have made bounding strides forward in the field of extra-dimensional science. Cytto-1 scrapped most of our work and input anything that didn't contribute to the containment of our anomaly. They don't appreciate us, as workers
Starting point is 00:07:01 or as people. And by this point, we have strayed too far from their mode of operation for them to consider us anything but some kind of rogue element. No grace from them. consideration for our achievements or survival, nada. Let me fill in those shoes for just a second because I think we could all use a pick-me-up right about now.
Starting point is 00:07:20 We fucking crushed it. We kicked ass in here, and we kicked ass without their help, and I'm proud of each and every one of you. In light of recent events and actions taken by CITO-1, and with the input of the psychology department and several other team leads, I would like to motion that the staff of former, research site 107, defect from the foundation in order to pursue our own work under our own direction.
Starting point is 00:07:54 What sweet? Right. I wish I could say it was a unanimous decision. Most of us were on board. But not all of us. Makes all the sense in the world. This ain't a small decision. Fuck the foundation.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Not entirely. We have to play nice a little bit. Obviously we can't, uh, like we don't have the firepower to break off by force. We'll need to negate. Some people from containment brought up that we can't possibly defect when our site is almost entirely built with foundation tech. And depending on the, um, on what happens with the reset, we, uh, we probably can't do anything about that. The foundation is dangerous. Yeah, that's, um, that's the biggest thing.
Starting point is 00:08:33 That's the thing people are scared about. They already want to kill us. But that just means we don't have much to lose. Unless they trick us. Which they won't. Because we have plans. But eventually. After some very, very,
Starting point is 00:08:45 spirited debate. Someone through a show. We reached an agreement. We're defecting. We are leaving the foundation, or trying to. Which means we need a plan. I just don't get why it has to be her and not anybody else. She's the quietest member of security that we have. The others can be quiet. Not like I can. Exactly. She's nondescript. People miss her all the time. That's how she got the job.
Starting point is 00:09:09 And my photo. Yeah. The termination order will have gone out with our ID photos, and she's not wearing her glasses and mask in that. Or my hat. Or her hat. It'll buy her time, at least. And I'm the only person in security who can sit still. Also that. Okay. Yeah. Sorry, I trust you. I'm just anxious. I'll be fine. I have a gun.
Starting point is 00:09:31 But let's keep shooting at people to a minimum. All you have to do is watch the seismograph and write down anything that stands out. What else? Have we got the next load of medicine in yet? Not yet. It's on our list before we lock down, but the clinic is pretty hard to reach past all the quake aftermath. Are we supposed to get all that, like two days ago? Emmanuel has to use a bicycle to get to and from town.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Takes a while, and obviously her loads have to be smaller. Can we send more people out? Not at the same time. Uh-huh. And it'll only be for 48 hours, maximum. Yes. We only need to make sure it's actually working. If it's not, and you see your feel more tremors out there,
Starting point is 00:10:10 no need to wait. Nobody wants you out there longer than you. you have to be. But without Cordell, we don't have any other way to check. I'll come right back. You better. So what's the problem? You feel that? Yes. We can't get the little tremors to stop. I was not under the impression that was ever going to be an option. I'd like it to be. Going to get annoying.
Starting point is 00:10:35 You can't feel it upstairs. Messerson says they can detect it in the lab. Uh, detect it? Yeah, but, you know, it's a lab. Tiny movement can really full. fuck things up. Maybe we'll need to move things around. We can measure for it. Find a way to mark off the areas with tremoring from the printer. We could color code. The areas? You know, like a parking garage. Dr. Harley, report to the red level. Dr. Harley, please, report to the red level. As long as my office gets to be on the magenta level. Our building is already confusing enough.
Starting point is 00:11:08 You think orange level is somehow going to be more confusing then. Wing A.E.1. A fair point. You know what, if we're splitting from the foundation entirely, what do we need intra-organizational standardization for? Can I pick the paint colors? Hmm. You're kinda overgrown, but that should be okay. Maybe it'll give you extra arms? I don't know if you're even gonna be in the same shape. I guess we'll both find out. Shows that you're alive.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I'm...that's important, right? I need to get people in and out faster, or we're never gonna get through Klein's big ass lit. list. Not before they send people back to the staff outpost at least. I bet we've got like two days, tops, which is why your job is very important. It's so weird that I can still do this. It's like muscle memory, but also not. Like, I don't actually remember what a dash one really looks like, but when I start making one, it just kind of happens. Okay, I don't remember if you're bigger or small. smaller than him. It's been a while since I saw his original form, but I do know one thing. You are so much lumpier. Lump truck.
Starting point is 00:12:47 I've got 20 minutes. Thank you. These buckets aren't that big. Gotta be, what, 50 pounds? Security got him in just fine. Yeah, but I have to weigh all of them. And it would be nice to not exhaust my strength entirely before I'm done. You should work out more. You should work out more. 21 kilos.
Starting point is 00:13:09 All right, next one. Are you worried about the reset? No. Worst case scenario, we lose some supplies. Well, worst case scenario, there isn't a reset at all. I honestly feel like it's somewhat difficult to be worried about that kind of thing at this point. Yeah. I'm more worried about everything reappearing in BH9 after all,
Starting point is 00:13:30 and then being enlisted to haul it back up to the kitchen. The buckets are round. Have you tried rolling them? Do you think they've killed Cordell? No. The last time I heard from her, she was basically screaming. I think she's probably been amnesthetized. That is also bad.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Yeah, not as bad, though. You became her friend once. You could do it again. Maybe. When you do the, when you make the call, she might not even be the one answering. I wish she was here. I wish we could save all of them.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Well, if this plan works, Harley, That's exactly what we're going to be doing. The inventory list has been delivered to Millward. He's memorizing it so we don't have to use tattoo space cataloging all the new supplies we brought in. Food and general supplies are afraid about the electronic parts. Do you have the schematics for the Rift pen tattooed on someone yet? I'm surprised they still have that much real estate left. And us?
Starting point is 00:14:39 The humans? Where are we positioning ourselves? Four and spread out as much as we can. Even though we weren't here for the last reset, research believes we'll be reappearing in the positions we came back in from. Dorms might be the easiest way to organize that then. Yeah, good thinking. How long will it take us to have the pen and printer back up and running?
Starting point is 00:15:02 We can get another pen going as soon as we turn over. Three days? Five tops once we factor in sorting through the newer imports. Though we give things really get weird or if we have to go out for supplies all over again. And the printer? We can do its job manually. Gonna have to be on guard for larger tremors with that, though.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Could we take all of that out? All of what? Could we move the pen, the printer, and the dump truck machine to the outside until the cycle rolls over? Then we wouldn't have to rebuild them every time. And once we brought them back in as fully complete machines, that's how they would reset the next time, if newly introduced materials roll over the same way everything else does. You are a genius. This is why I hired you.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Carson hired me. Over and out. On approximate 15 minutes until our next potential reset soon to be defected, Site 107 personnel, to ease our analysis of this cycle's habits, which are clearly different from our original circumstances, Dr. Klein would like to request that everyone return to their dormitory until further notice. I repeat, please return to your dormitories and stay put. And security to BH9. We need help getting the machines out.
Starting point is 00:16:19 With the exception of security, security, please report to BH9. Klein needs your fastest assistance with something. Everything is secure? Yeah, Ingrid's got it. You've got your gun? What are you, my mom? Do you have it or not? I just had it.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I left it on the desk upstairs. Thank you. See? Radiger, you ready? All right. We'll send him out with a note once the cycle ticks over. If anyone else comes down that elevator, use the pack. tends to get back in.
Starting point is 00:16:50 What about the dump truck machine? And the printer? Can you lift either of them by yourself? Uh... Because if you can't, leave them. You're more important. Got it. Almost time.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Grab hold. Are you ready, boy? See you in 10 minutes. Site 107, please report to your dormitories as quickly as possible. I will begin the final countdown at 15 seconds. Remember, following the reset, should one occur, please wait in place until further instructions. Should a reset not occur at the predicted time?
Starting point is 00:17:31 Same deal. We aren't as exact with the numbers as we would like to be. There are several new factors going into this one, so your patience and cooperation are appreciated. But let's plan on that best case scenario, shall we? According to research, we should be reappearing at the same positions as in the last incident when we came back here. Containment and security will report to the...
Starting point is 00:17:54 Oh, okay, so 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. Here's the plan. First, we love at Radica back from the outside. It's been 10 minutes. Okay. Pull the lever. No, that other one. Goodbye, dump truck.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Here, come here, let me see. It works. Well, we're good. Let's go. One three. One, two, three. Second, catalog and organize all the new supplies. They couldn't have brought us.
Starting point is 00:18:48 I don't know a wagon or something. Probably, they're not that heavy. Shut up. You're just as sweaty as me. Yeah, but I'm not complaining about it. I'm not built to lift 50 pounds of rice. How much does your radio pack weigh? If that thing weighs 50 pounds, then 50 pounds of radio is different. Finally!
Starting point is 00:19:06 At least we actually got all of it back. I was expecting it all to get amalgamated together down there. That didn't happen to Oz. I suppose not. Who knows? Maybe the anomaly considers the air around the objects to be part of them somehow, and that's why they don't mash together. My head's going to start hurting if we think too much about that.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Third, we go over the seismograph readings from Radigris time on the outside. Nothing? Nothing big. I don't know what's normal. Right, yeah. Well, I'm sure as long as there's nothing larger than this baseline here, we're probably good. I mean, look, this corresponds almost exactly with when we started the printer up, which means as far as we can tell, we did it.
Starting point is 00:19:51 It works. Fourth, bring in the printer and the exterior dump truck machine. Are you sure you don't want to help with it? Yeah, security's got it. He likes them. I just, I got to go check on something. Do I get to know what that is? Yeah, once it's done.
Starting point is 00:20:09 And if it works. Fifth, officiate the lockdown. Personnel of what used to be Foundation Site 107. If there was anything else you wanted to get from the outside world, you should have done it an hour ago when we announced last call. The shop is closed until further notice, possibly indefinitely, depending on word from Harley. Sixth, make the call.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Good evening, Overwatch Command. I'm sure that at this point, I need not introduce myself. I believe it is in both our best interest for us to have a good, long chat. Episode 69 was written and produced by Anna McGuire. The voice of Harley is Logan Laidlaw. The voice of Klein is Tosh Ritter. The voice of Lancaster is Jackson McMurray. The voice of Agent Love is Tabby Bardol.
Starting point is 00:21:34 The voice of Radiger is Anna McGuire. Original music by Jackson McMurray. If you like our show and want to support, us, sign up for our newsletter at hodgepodgeaudio.com. This podcast, along with all content relating to the SCP Foundation, is released under a Creative Commons share-a-like 3.0 license. Thank you for listening.

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