Sean & Soph Catchup Podcast - BOTTEMLESS BRUNCH PODCAST - HOLDLINE KARAOKE
Episode Date: March 1, 2023Hey guys! Sean and Soph here, this week on the bottomless brunch podcast we cover everything big that happened in pop culture! ...
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This is a podcast from Rover.
This is the Edge Bottomless Brunch with Sean and Sof.
Oh, morning, night. Happy Saturday.
Morning tea. We both got our little cups of tea.
We don't slip on the mic, Sean.
Did you make your tea Irish as well?
Oh, that's the only way I take my tea, baby.
What was Irish, like a bit of, like, whiskey?
I don't know. I thought Irish tea was peppermint because it was green.
Oh, no. I think when you make, because when you make a coffee Irish,
it's to like put a bit of like something harder in it.
Why would you be putting something hard in your coffee?
You know, like a...
This is a weird start to show.
Like liquor. Like if you're like your coffee Irish, you put a bit of whiskey in there.
Sorry, it's early.
Because it's a bottomless branch.
I thought it's implied that we have a couple drinks, which we don't.
No, we never do, but we wish we did.
I think from now on, when we get into our final hour between nine and ten,
it should be all bets off, all drinks on.
I'm having an Amsterdam coffee today.
What is that?
Oh.
Oh.
Dropped a little Molly in it.
You can't say that.
I was joking.
It's joking.
It's 7 a.m.
No one's listening.
Yes, they are.
You know the people that are listening right now is Bosto, our massive, massive boss.
Yeah.
And then Leon, our other massive, massive boss.
And they're probably listening because they're the only ones awake at this time.
Yeah, it's my favourite brand of milk.
Molly's milk.
I put it in my tea and it's delicious.
Yum, yum, yum.
I'm leaving you hanging out there on that ledge.
Also, wrapping up the biggest stories of the week and talking about Sof's dating life,
which has taken unexpected and interesting term.
Oh, great.
Let's crack into this week.
Right down at bottomless brunch with Sean and Sov.
We're going to get into all the hottest news stories, pop culture from this week.
But first, Sof's love life.
This is not relevant to what we do.
We cover all, you just said the biggest news story, celebrity gossip, the most exciting things of the week.
Yes.
Why is my love life on there?
Well, it falls under that last bracket, the most exciting things of the week.
It definitely is the opposite of exciting right now.
It's intriguing to me because I'm in a relationship.
And the way that you're going about this guy that you kind of like.
Can you just start from the start of what you've done?
So you've found a guy that you're interested in.
No, okay.
And this is what Syf's done step by step to try and further this relationship.
Look, I'm recently single.
I'm still kind of cut.
But I'm like, I love love and I want love and I want someone to care for.
Anyway, that's a long story for my therapist.
I just want to put myself back out there.
Yeah.
This doesn't mean I like this said person.
Anywho.
Okay, so I take that back.
Said person.
I don't know.
I'm speaking out my ass here.
Okay.
said person.
I saw on Instagram.
We don't follow each other.
So I was like, oh, I'm going to go back and like one of his photos from a few months ago.
You know, just be like, hey, a little pop-in.
So I went and liked his photo.
And then, Sean, then, ten minutes later, he liked my photo back.
So he, he doesn't follow me either.
So he had gone in and he'd found my, like, seen my profile.
And he went and liked a picture of mine back.
And I was like, oh, here we go.
We're playing like tag, which is always what I do on Instagram.
If I see someone new and I'm like, we'll give each other a few likes.
and then someone hits follow.
So I do what I do normally.
I go back and I like another one of his photos.
Disaster.
Nothing.
He doesn't like my photo again and he doesn't follow me back.
What do I do?
Follow him?
Is that too much now?
No.
No, because I started the like tag.
So I can't now start the follow game because then I look desperate.
Right.
I can't believe I've never heard of like tag.
This is the thing.
This is the new DM, is it?
Just to like someone's photo.
Why didn't you just follow him out the gate?
Is that too much?
You've got to like him like first?
I think if I just followed him out the gate,
it might just get lost, you know?
Like, oh, why is this random following me?
But if I do a couple likes and he likes him back.
But he didn't like any of my pictures back.
So now I'm confused.
I'm already unconfident.
Maybe he didn't see it.
Can you double like?
Is that too much?
If I double like?
Should I do it?
Yeah, I do it.
That's too much.
Should I do it right now?
Yeah, it's less than a follow, I reckon.
No.
But go deep.
No.
Go like barley, 12.
2016 deep.
I think a like is worse than a follow if I'm going deep.
Okay, I'll like his last.
No, I can't do.
What about a story like?
Oh, if he's got a story, he doesn't have a story.
No, I just keep an eye on it.
Well, we'll keep you updated.
Yeah.
If anyone's got any advice or tips, please text me on 3343,
especially if you think I am going crazy.
I need some help.
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Sof, there's a list.
Of what?
A list.
A list of the top global artists.
It happens every year, and I've actually only, I just found out about it last year.
The company is called IFPI, and what they do is they release this list every year,
and they take into account streams, radio plays, merchandise purchases,
and all these other different fields of statistics,
and put together a list of the top 10 global artists of the year,
based on all the different factors.
I fPI, you say.
Yeah, I don't know what it stands for.
I'm going to tell you what it stands for.
It stands for the internet.
International Federation of Publicity Information.
Am I correct?
I don't know, but that could be...
Let's go with that.
The top two would definitely be International Federation.
I like that.
Okay, I'm great.
Okay.
I think I've seen this before a couple years ago.
I'm pretty sure Drake topped the list.
Yeah, Drake does quite well.
He does well, yeah.
Drake didn't.
He's number three this year.
Ooh, well, he has been a bit sad boy lover era, you know?
Something for me.
Also, this album kind of flopped a little bit.
Number one, do you have a guess at number one, is the only female on the list?
Ooh.
Okay, and it's based on...
I'm either going to say, big album-wise, it's either got to be Adele or Taylor Swift.
You are correct, it is Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift, number one, number two, BTS.
Oh, wow.
Obviously, you know, they've kind of got a different market there.
Drake, number three, speaking of different markets, number four, bad bunny.
He is just phenomenal.
Have you seen he's dating kind of Kendall Jenner right now?
Yeah, what happened with her and Devin Booker?
Oh, I know.
Rest and peace.
But Devin Booker, coming to my DMs now.
He's a basketballer.
I love them.
Segway.
At number five, the weekend.
On the list.
Also, other mentions Harry Stiles number 8.
Ed Sheeran down at number 10 this year.
Taylor Swift, she's the only female on the top 10.
Yeah.
Wow.
I think her merch and vinyl sales were unreal last year.
But that also does tell you because you listen to those artists and you're like,
Yeah, talented.
But then if I started naming people like Adele, Rihanna, Sizer even,
you would say they're on the same level.
So I wonder what the major difference is why men end up more on the list.
It's a good point.
It's a good point.
I don't know the answer.
I mean, Taylor did dominate it.
Maybe Sizzar will be next year, I think, because she's having her success right now.
And it's incredible.
Can we talk about her live performances coming up?
Oh my God.
So amazing, right?
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No, horror.
Her to him?
One Direction Man.
Oh, actually, he is number two in my One Direction solo power rankings, which I've been working on.
So, Perry first, Nile second.
Yeah, and he only just took that spot from Zane last year.
Who's in the bottom?
Louis.
See you, Louis.
Yeah.
Anyway, what about Nile?
Aggregate my list, by the way.
I'm trying to get people fired up.
Noel Horan, he's got a new song out.
It's called Heaven.
It's really good.
And he did an interview.
Is it really good?
Do you not like it?
I think it's nice.
Do you want to like it more?
Yeah.
I know that I can always convince you to like a song more
by showing you a live performance of it.
This is him pulling his guitar out on James Corden this.
If you know it, sing along or don't.
If you don't know it, don't try.
It always ends up sound horrific.
Okay.
God only knows where this could go.
Even if our love starts to grow
out of control
and you and he go.
You've got me
I knew it
Hockline and Sink it
It's better than this version though I
I feel like this sounds like
gimmicky like I'm listening to Disney
You know like I'm at high school musical
It reminds me of the Beatles
Okay
A little bit
Yellow submarine vibe
Nope
Anyway
He also
Is that your go to Beatles song
It's so tagging
That's what I mean though
It sounds like that
It's like going
Oh the chain smote
Oh yeah, I love the chain smokers.
Like, um, that song, selfie.
But first, let me take a selfie.
Arguably one of their best songs ever.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Anyway, no horan.
He was on a show in the UK this week.
And they did a fun game with him called Wrong Answers Only.
So like, yeah, a reverse of an interview.
So I think the idea was to get clickbait out of it.
But, you know, you'd ask him a question and he has to give you the wrong answer.
Right.
Best song on the new album.
Oh, makes you beautiful.
Oh.
It's quite good.
Are the TikTok rum is true?
Are you collaborating with Harry again?
Yes.
So obviously it means he's not collaborating with Harry again.
There was a little pause.
There wasn't, there was uncertainty.
It was like, uh, yes.
There was a bit of uncertainty.
What's one artist you don't want to write a song with?
Taylor Swift.
Ooh.
So it's quite a fun concept, right?
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No Horan did a little interview this week on a UK radio show called wrong answers only.
They asked him questions and he had to give the wrong answers.
Best song on the new album.
What makes you beautiful.
Are the TikTok rum is true?
Are you collaborating with Harry again?
Yes.
What's one artist you don't want to write a song with?
Taylor Swift.
So, Sioux thought I played with you.
Oh, okay.
I need to focus.
So wrong answers only.
Yeah.
So for people listening, I'm going to ask you a question and you have to give me the wrong answer.
What if someone tunes in halfway through and the question's like awful and I've seen the wrong answer?
I think that's the idea of the segment
Oh no, okay, okay, let's talk quick
Question number one
No one can tune it
Question number one
If you got a new dog today
What would you call them?
Snuggle Puff
Obviously, okay
You might do that though
You called your last dog Biggie
Because he's a rapper
I'll call the next one two buck
So if what's your favourite food?
Tomatoes
What's your favourite song on the edge right now?
The one by Morgan Wallace
I love that song
I don't
Co-worker
you're least attracted to
Oh
You
Don't do that
Obviously is not me
Is it going to make it weird
No say who you're actually thinking
Dan
The hottest profession a guy can have
Accountant
And that is wrong answers I'm so good
Can we do with you next
Yeah, you want to run it with that?
Okay, cool, I'll write some questions.
Hold it later on.
Okay, later.
We've done a lot of this.
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That song having a real moment right now.
It's been top three in the charts for like 10 weeks here in New Zealand.
The album has just gone nine weeks at number one.
That record, nine weeks at number one, has only ever happened to two other female artists in history,
and that's Dellen Taylor Swift.
So Cizzer is the moment.
She was named Billboard's Woman of the Year.
But really interesting.
Did you hear the article that she did with Billboard?
about this album?
Yeah, I haven't read into it.
Enlighten me and the listeners.
I would love...
So this song Kill Bill
is the biggest streaming one
from SOS, the album.
Yeah.
She revealed...
She doesn't even really like it.
She was gutted
of all songs
that one went number one.
And she was saying to them,
you know,
when you work on an album
conceptually,
you've put in so much heart
and soul to specific songs.
And then other songs
kind of make up the numbers.
And she was like,
I don't give an F about Kill Bill.
I did it in one take, one night, for no reason.
Like, sort of just say, oh, yeah, I kill me, ex.
And then it went number one.
And it's now the biggest streaming song.
That is really interesting.
I wonder if there is a correlation between how quickly songs come together
and how successful they are.
Because I've heard that about other big tracks.
What, that's quick?
Yeah, like, stay, the Kidleroy and Justin Bieber.
They said that was like one take.
They wrote it in like half an hour.
Interesting.
And it became like number one for the year.
So something about the creative.
when it's flowing and it all just comes out.
Maybe. We're very privileged in our jobs.
We often get to talk to artists and quite often you find their favorite songs
aren't the songs that are number one will go really big.
But I also wonder if it's because they then don't hear it as much.
You know, whereas like, Cizor has heard Kill Bill now probably every single day
that she's like, oh yeah, that old song again, listen to Conceded instead.
But then the fact that she didn't like it at the start.
I know. Wild.
Imagine that not liking a song and it goes number one in the world and you're like, I'll take it.
I'm not listening to the radio anymore.
Oh, wow.
Such is such an incredible, incredible person.
And she's performing at the moment internationally.
And her stage is like a dive board ocean.
She's at a boat that's suspended from the ear.
If you want to see a video, just text as her, which is SZA to 33443.
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You've got a new career opportunity for us,
which is an interesting thing to propose during our job at another.
Well, this turned in me.
I usually jump the fence every Saturday morning
because I'm not really sure if my swipe card's going to let me in.
Sife hasn't been employed here for years.
I just show up.
No, so in radio, you know, you're always looking for a side hustle
because you're not sure how long they're going to keep you around for.
And also, there's not a lot that we can kind of branch out and do.
But there is one thing.
We don't have a lot of practical skills.
No, no, no, no, no.
But there is one thing I think, Sean, you and I would do rather well in together as a team.
Stripping.
No, no, no.
Okay.
Commentating.
I think we could be sports commentators.
We don't know anything about sports.
I do.
I know enough.
I know things and them, the guys, the hot ones.
And you want to hitch your wagon to me?
Yes.
I think sports commentary.
Sports commentary is sometimes so boringly boring
that it needs a bit of spice.
It needs someone to be like, oh, I think he's dyed his hair at weird color this week.
Why is that haircut?
You know, Chad?
Okay, wait, hold up.
So your business idea is for us to step in.
to sports commentary for people who don't like sports.
Yes, exactly.
So why are they going to watch it and listen to it?
Because they have to.
So imagine we're watching NBA, right?
You're not like a massive sports person, but you've got you and me going, oh my God,
okay, so Devin Booker just broke up with Kendall Jeter.
He's the one with the net number colour on his jersey and the pink shoes.
What number?
So the number colour.
Okay.
He's got the pink shoes and he's just broken up with Kendall.
But rumor is the girl sitting third from the front is actually seeing him
because every girl in the front row is seeing someone from the basketball team.
Okay, I don't know if there's a market for this.
What about e-sports?
I've recently got into e-sports.
What?
Like League of Legends.
I don't know.
I watched someone on Twitch the other night,
and it was the first time I watched a game, and it was quite fun.
Okay, does anyone play professional e-sports?
And can I commentate?
We will send you a tape.
Yes, yeah.
Soif and I will do a demo of it.
Please text us on 33-4-3.
My goal is now to be an e-sports.
commentator. Wow, so if you really do miss every shot you don't take and you are taking
the shots. Bottomless brunch with Sean and So. Did you hear that the back street boys are coming to
New Zealand?
Wait, sorry, are you telling me the back street boys are back far out. I knew it's back
back straight. Oh, that went so much better in my head.
Anyway, they're coming to New Zealand. Yeah, they're back. All right. Now, most people go,
don't care. You know? I'm like, why?
Are we talking about that?
They were popular in the 90s, arguably.
If that.
If that, yeah.
Okay.
So Clint, from our Edge Breakfast show, big fan.
You know Clint, you know his...
He dresses like a Backstreet Boy.
Yeah, no.
His life's goal was to be in a boy band.
Yes.
He's fallen into Breakfast Radio.
And, you know, it's not a bad option.
Fallen, he's floated.
It's like a bloody nice spot they've got there.
Now, the Backstreet Boys are coming.
He wants to do something on their show where they get a bunch of people and take them to,
the Backstreet Boys.
But everyone else is like, no man.
they're not cool. So he had this idea.
What if an epic remix was made?
I have heard this. I've been following along.
Their podcast is honestly one of the funniest things ever.
You can text podcast if you want to listen to it to 33443.
He is dedicated to this idea that you are somehow going to make the backstreet boys cool again.
Yeah, like Lude has with Down Under, Big City Life.
They contacted me.
Apparently they went to Lude.
He wasn't interested.
And I was like option number if.
Well, you know what?
And I said, okay.
I think Lude has really missed out on the chance.
I know he's in the country at the moment.
Lude, if you're listening,
because obviously you're a massive fan of the show.
Yeah, he loves it.
I think you've missed a great opportunity here for a proper banger.
Now, I've made one for them in the style of like a Lude drum and bass song.
Oh, it's quite heavy.
I want to play it for you next.
But before I do, have you heard of Wilkinson?
One of the greatest of all times.
Yeah, yeah.
I played it to him.
Oh, no.
And I got his feedback.
Sure, no.
This is what he said.
If you drop that, it's either going to go down very well or you're going to get booed off stage.
So it's a risky one.
You know what I mean?
It's a good effort though.
I like it.
The production's on point.
Good effort.
We're supposed to be cool, Sean.
We're trying to make our coach show cool.
Yeah, that is cool.
Oh, goody fit, bro.
You haven't even heard it.
Okay, I'll wait.
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Back Street Boys.
You're flustered.
You are propper flustered right now because you know I'm about to give you some real
honest feedback that Wilkinson maybe didn't.
Yeah, but, um, constructive criticism.
Oh, good, it might be.
It might not be.
So the Backstreet Boys are coming to New Zealand.
Clint from the Edge Breakfast Show wanted to do a big thing around it,
bring a bunch of people to the show.
We all said, man, no one cares about the Backstreet Boys.
He said, what if there was an epic remix made that brought them back into 2023?
Exhibit A.
Lude with all these songs here.
So failing to get lewd and other various international DJs,
They came to me.
The Edge's resident DJ.
DJ Sean Hill.
Boopoo!
That's my birth name.
And they said,
Sean, can you make a lewd-style remix?
I love how he said,
hey, just make it sound like it was lewd.
Of Backstreet Boys, I want it that way.
I am sceptical and nervous, but I am prepared.
Tell me why.
As Wilkinson says,
this could maybe be the best or the worst idea.
I asked, I played it to,
before I play it to you,
I'm going to show you Wilkinson,
the guy who had this song here.
Yeah.
Response to my remix.
If you drop that, it's either going to go down very well
or you're going to get booed off stage.
So it's a risky one.
You know what I mean?
It's a good effort, though.
I like it.
That one kills me every time.
Good effort.
It's like the equivalent you say to a kid when they draw a picture
and they're like, Mom, I drew you.
And I'm like, it looks like a snail with ears.
Good effort.
Well, let me know if you're going to put this on the fridge.
Okay, here we go.
Starting positively
I need some bass
I'm sorry
Diplo
Here we go
That's called a drum
He give me some
Because he is amazing
That is no good effort
That is bloody delicious
Yeah he was worried
I'll top him in the charts
He's worried
You drop that, Shaneus
And you know that I'm serious
when I call you Seamus.
Yeah.
That's not your name.
This is good.
This is very good from you.
Because you prepared to scold me.
I was so ready to throw you to the dogs.
Why do you automatically go to the fact that you think it's going to be bad?
Must we remember the Wiggles remixes?
They went hard.
About three years.
Big red card.
Dubstep remix went well.
I made two kids cry.
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No, I wouldn't say we're psychic.
No, I would.
You would?
Okay, no, maybe not.
Now, you and I have our ears firmly to the ground when it comes to all things pop music.
And we've been known to break news before anyone else has.
Example A, we called Lord's New Album.
That's right.
And we called the day it was going to come out as well.
Because we tend to do a lot of sleuthing.
Both of us in solo shows mean we scour the internet.
Genuinely, our preparation for our radio shows take hours.
We spend so much time.
We find sources on Twitter, on Instagram.
We find friends of family.
We follow them.
and that's how we sort of get the insight.
We show up at their houses.
Unannounced.
Pretend to be Jehovah's Witnesses.
Our ears are underground or whatever you said.
No, so there was something that happened last week
and it was to do with Ariana Grande.
Now she's currently training slash rehearsing for Wicked,
the musical, the movie.
So she is going to be performing in that.
Where does she find the time?
She's also a judge on the voice.
I know.
So she's working like 14, 15 hour days.
And within, I'd say, two minutes of her posting,
because I had little notifications on.
She posted this story that then was a post
of her in the booth
and it said 14 hour day
but I'm still recording for a friend of mine
and then she posted like a little moon emoji
and I was like, ooh, who's the friend?
I listened to the recording.
And if you listen really hard to the next bit
you can hear lyrics.
It ain't working because you're perfect
and you know you deserve it.
So then I went into Google
and I googled the lyrics and I found out it was from the song from The Weekend.
And then the weekend did this tweet of a little moon emoji and I was like,
they're performing together, they're doing something together, they're doing a remix of the song and watch it yesterday.
Wow, your headphones have come off, fashioned it.
Yesterday.
The remix, featuring Ironygrave.
Take a bow, so if you called that, you called that.
Thank you.
You called that.
Amazing news.
And I am so into this duo.
They've done a bunch of music.
in the past before and I think
she has just such a knack
for developing great pop music and we're very
lucky to have her back in. Yeah, last song of
theirs went number one.
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Harry Stiles is currently in Australia.
Which means he's going to be here so soon!
He's in Shrea! It does seem a bit
almost surreal that someone like
that who has been performing for
it seems forever on his love on tour
he's now in Australia and he's going to be
here in New Zealand. I just, I feel like
we're too far away from him.
Yeah, we just like,
end of it, eh?
Yeah.
And you could tell he's in Australia there because this week he got up on stage and did a
shoey in the middle of his set, which is...
Stunning.
If you don't know what a shoeie is, you want to explain a shooey?
Absolutely.
Okay, so you grab the shoe.
You fill it full of your drink of choice.
You then drink the shoe with said liquid from the shoe, and then sometimes you put the
shoe back on.
It's a sweety, disgusting, delicious mess.
And that is what this sound is everyone reacting to Harry Sales doing it.
Now, there's two options when you do a shooy.
So if you can do your own shoe
or you can do someone else's shoe
Now I lean towards someone else's shoe
You might say that's gross
I always lean towards my own shoe
For me it's like
How long does it take to do a shooy?
10 seconds
But having a wet shoe
It's like for the rest of the day
You'd rather drink someone else's footy sweat
Than your own
Yeah, yeah that's
Well yes
Essentially is the answer
So our thing is okay
If he's doing this in Australia
I always thought the shooey was quite a New Zealand thing
Like I've done shooies at festivals
I actually did one with Mitch James
right before he went on stage with 660 ones
I've made him do a shooey
I've done one with Jaden when we were out on some gig one night
and I was like yeah let's do a shoe
what's the equivalent in New Zealand
like what can we make him do
we just do it out of like a red band gum boot
that's not a bad shout it's also a great
funnelling technique you know it's quite a long shoe
yeah it's a long one
yeah he'd love an orange juice from that
yeah
well I went for a while I was trying to get the brolly to take off
what's a brolly
where you do a drink out of an umbrella
You just put one of the little spouts up to your mouth
Sorry
Because they're waterproof
In what world are you just
Happened to be carrying around an umbrella
Do you know one of my best friends
Well that's why it didn't take off
No my best friend was like
When guys use an umbrella it's the ick
Ouch I thought I was your best friend
I was a girl best friend
Okay
Well damn it
Well there goes my idea there
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That boy's a layer
Yeah
That line is great
And I thought you know
why don't we, we've warmed up our vocal chords,
why don't we do a new segment that I've come up with called
The Edge, Bottomless Brunch, Holdline karaoke.
Oh no.
You know how when you call, like, a New Zealand company's holdline,
they'll always play like bangers?
Yeah.
They're always like Kiwi songs, like maybe they're playing a bit of this.
Slice of heaven.
It's a bit beanie sometimes sprinkled in the air, but bit grunger.
It's going to say bit grunger is like the goat of holdline music.
I reckon, and so what?
We have a little comp there.
We just have to know what the song is and sing along.
Yes, we go on blind.
We call, maybe like, always called a warehouse or something.
They're like customer service.
We'll go on hold.
Okay.
And then we have to just karaoke to what if we're given.
Look, I'm always down for a bit of karaoke.
People that know me know my favorite place in the world is car karaoke.
I sit there and I sing along very obnoxiously loudly.
So let's do it.
Bottomless brunch with Sean and So.
We've warmed up our vocal cords.
Why don't we do a new segment that I've come up with called The Edge, Bottomless Brunch,
hold line karaoke.
Oh no
You know how when you call
a New Zealand company's hold line
They'll always play like bangers
They don't know
They're always like Kiwi songs
Like maybe they're playing a bit of this
Oh yes true
It's a bit beany sometimes sprinkled in there
Bit Bik Runger
It's gonna say Bik Runger
is like the goat of holdline music
I reckon
And so what we have a little comp
That we just have to know
What the song is and sing along
Yes we go on blind
We call maybe like
We're called a warehouse or something
They're like customer service.
We'll go on hold and then we have to just karaoke to if we're given.
Look, I'm always down for a bit of karaoke.
People that know me know my favorite place in the world is car karaoke.
I sit there and I sing along very obnoxiously loudly.
So let's do it.
All right.
Sing along at home as well or if you are in the car, do some car karaoke.
I'll call the warehouse.
Welcome to the warehouse.
Just letting you know, this call may be recorded to help us coach.
Jokes on you.
We're recording it as well.
Welcome to the warehouse customer caretum.
You're speaking with Bumi Harmerhouse.
Did he do?
Hey, how are you doing?
I was just wondering if you could put me on hold real quick?
Hello?
Hey, hey, how are you?
Could you put me on hold?
Yeah?
Yeah, sweet, just for two seconds, thank you.
Okay, you got this?
Yeah, yeah.
This is a banger?
Do you put up the lyrics for it?
No, you can't.
That's the game.
Lay it all on me, okay.
You've just got to do it.
Are you going first?
Yeah, no, let's go together.
Would you read it?
Oh, a lonely look through the door.
Hello?
Hey, sorry, do you mind just pop me back on hold real quick?
Do you mind?
Angie's hung up on me.
It was the first and potentially last edition of Holdline karaoke with Sean and So.
Oh God, I'm mortified.
Bottomless Branch with Sean and So.
That is all from us this morning.
Thanks so much for hanging out.
I hope you enjoyed the ride because I certainly did.
As do I, I quite enjoy our Saturday mornings.
It really sets me up for a great weekend.
and I hope if you are listening, you are in store for a beautiful, beautiful weekend.
I'm sending you all my love and just, you know, cherishment.
Now, before we get our cherishment, it's not a word.
Before we...
Nourishment then, fine, I'll send you nourishment.
Before we do our final quote of the show,
so if our resident philosopher will give us something to take into the weekend.
Yes.
I was wondering, I quite enjoyed when we did this the other way.
Could you rank our show out of 10 and then rank being in a studio with me for three hours out of 10?
Oh, you want me?
Okay.
Well, the show was loose today.
There was a lot of funny moments.
And we're actually working on putting them all in one place.
So if you are not awake at 7 in the morning, well, worst slash loose slash...
Oh, you can podcast it.
You can podcast it.
It's on the edge nights on Spotify.
Oh, gosh.
Okay.
So the show out of 10, I'd say like a solid 7.
That's good.
Seven?
Seven?
Like, the problem with me, if I rank anything out of 10, nothing will ever be above an 8 because I'm worried about giving too much.
Oh, stay humble.
Yeah, yeah, so seven.
The seven's good.
And then being in a room with you,
today you've been surpassable, six.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Can I get a rating?
Yep, yeah, I'll say being in a room with you today.
I'll give it an eight.
You put up with a lot from me today.
I'll be honest, I was a handful.
I did get thrown under the bus a fair bit in that first hour.
Today was probably the most challenging I've been to work with,
and I appreciate.
If you have stuck around for three hours, just an update,
he did not like my photo back.
If you know, you know, if you know, you know.
And the show I'd give it also an eight.
It's been good.
It's been great.
Okay, our final quote, so give us some wisdom and encouragement.
Okay.
Sometimes you look at birds and you go, you have the ability to move anywhere.
You can fly anywhere.
You can, why do you stay in the same vicinity?
Like, have I seen the same pigeon twice?
Probably.
You are like a bird.
Just fly away.
And you can go.
wherever you want to go.
If you just want to up and leave, you can do what is best for you.
Go see if you need to see something else.
Just fly.
And that's it.
For the edge.
Bottom a surprise.
