Sean & Soph Catchup Podcast - SEAN AND SOPH CATCH UP PODCAST - 21ST APRIL

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

In today's podcast Sean and Soph bring some top tier celebrities on the show for Celebrity Show & Tell. Caller Zeke tells us the best 30 second yarn about doing shots with Missy Elliot and we make some more arrogant assumptions!

This is a podcast from Rover. Sean and Sof. Time for the coffee catch up. Morning Sofe, happy Friday. Good morning, Sean. How are you feeling? And said morning Friday. I feel very good.

It's a Friday. I'm feeling very good too. The 1975 are in New Zealand today. I'm going to go see them tonight. Oh, we've actually got some scandal on them coming up as well. Matt Healy, specifically, the singer of 1975. What did he do? You'll have to wait and see.

It's going to be one of those long. Long teasers, the long game. You know, this is called the coffee catch-up, though, hey. Yeah. What's your coffee of choice, Sean? You know what? I love an oat, single shot flat white. I've never heard something more Aucklander in my life.

Oat, oat milk. I'm not even from Auckland. I'm from Tooronga. Well, what have we done to you? We've converted you. I can't have milk. I doesn't agree with my tummy. You did your tummy.

There is nothing more humbling than a sore stomach. Exactly. We talked about this the other day. I have broken bones that hurt less than a sore tummy. Like, there's nothing that humbles you more as a human. But you can be absolutely fine, and it is debilitating when you get a sore tummy,

especially from an item of food, and you're like, why does God give his toughest battles to his cutest soldiers? Exactly. And as an adult, you know, I don't, obviously this is too hard for females as well, but as a man, you know, trying to...

Where are you going with this? Go on. What are you about to say? It's difficult to say you've got a tummy ache and seem cool. It's because it's not cool. Okay, okay. And that's why I drink an oat milk flat white sofa. Thank you for asking. Do you think you can tell a lot about someone by their coffee order?

Oh yeah. What do you mean? Why? Because, okay, I've got this question. This is where I'm going with this. as I was talking to this guy just on like a dating app and he goes

you strike me as a mocker girl and I'm like you are a mocker girl no no no no no but what do you mean by that what does he mean by you strike me as a mocker girl but why are you offended because you are a mocker girl okay that's besides the point is that yes I am a mocker girl but how did he know

because you kind of you've asked for this so don't be offended but you kind of look like a person who would be like Oh, this chicken's spicy. There's too much pepper on it. It's got nothing to do with a mocker. Mokas aren't spicy.

No, because it's just like, it's an entry-level coffee. You know? Is it? You look like an entry-level coffee drink it. But you do love a mocha. I've seen you make them. Yes, I do. You make them with instant coffee, which is just...

I know, what does that say about you as a person? The Edge with Sean and So The Edge. Thanks for everyone who's texting in their coffee orders. Soif and I are just meticulously texting everyone back with a little roast. Highly enjoying this. For an example, someone texts through and said, there's nothing better than black coffee, and you've got two personalised texts.

One says, You've got no soul, you drink muddy bean water from Sof, and one says, Oh, work, no play all day, baby, from Sean. Yeah, we should have said earlier. Very honest. Yes, we're very honest, and at 6 o'clock in the morning,

and I think we've both had too many coffees to start the day because we were quite on like a, oh, it's Friday sleepy vibe. Do you know who's not honest? Elon Musk. Okay. Crash to Rocket. Yes.

Doesn't want to talk about it. This is actually a wild story. If you miss it, it's the biggest story of the day. Space X launched a rocket called Starship. Now, within seconds of the flight, before it even orbited, it exploded mid-flight. The photos are wild. It's one of those things where you're like, if the worst could have happened, the worst did happen. It exploded.

But that isn't even the funniest thing that is about this whole thing. Obviously, no one died, so it's not like... So we can laugh about it. We can laugh about it. That's the rule. If no one dies... We can laugh about it. Now, the funniest thing is everyone reporting it is obviously showing the videos and the photographs of the explosion, which happened mere minutes into the flights.

The only person not discussing, said explosion. This Elon Musk himself. He has since tweeted, congrats, SpaceX. What an exciting test launch of Starship. We learned a lot. And he shared four photos. Each photo is it successfully launching, and the top comment is, anyone want to tell him it exploded.

Like, he's just not admitted or not even showed that his test launch exploded. It's wild. And so similar to a TV show I've been watching called Succession. I mentioned this off here. Great show. Yeah, it's about like this, like, you know, they're taking over from this dad's news company. But there's a moment in there where this dude crashes a rocket and they just like pretend nothing happened. Yeah, it's wild.

It's almost... Billionier things, you know? It's such one of those funny things where it's like, something's obviously turned into a disaster, and you've chosen to only focus on the real positives of it. You know? So, like, it's one of those things. You've made a beautiful dinner.

You've taken a beautiful dinner. You've taken it off the bench, and it's dropped on the floor, and you're like, well, I got a pretty photo. I'm a silver lining's person, but there's a limit. There's a limit. When something explodes, I think you've got to be honest about it. It'll be interesting to see where this goes, because if you missed it, with these whole,

SpaceX launches. Elon Musk wants to get celebs traveling to space, right? And that's why Ashton Kutche's not going, because Milakounis was like, I don't want you to die. Yeah, yeah. And if he keeps flowing them up and then pretending nothing happened, I wouldn't be jumping. But risky. If Elon Musk, for some reason, was listening to the show right now and he goes, you know what? He loves the show. Sean strikes me as the type of guy I want to put on the next rocket of celebrities.

Would you go? He's going to pay for it. Would you go to space? Look, if he was going, I want to put a rocket of liberties. And he comes to me? Yes. I'd be so concerned. I think this is going to blow up and he wants some people that no one's really going to care about if it goes down. I'm saying a big no. Get out of here.

Edge with Sean and Soche. Time for the quick draw. Sofe flexing her muscles already this morning. I'm the champ, baby. I am him. You won yesterday. It's won all. It's won all. Look, I've got to go in with confidence. I say, if you do anything with confidence in life, you'll get there. How this game works.

The producer Ash will read out some questions. If you do anything with confidence, you'll get there. No, I don't want to take away from having confidence. It's important. But it's just not true. Why is it not true? I know so many people who are overconfident and have failed accordingly. Well, it's not going to be today.

We are playing the quick drawer. Producer Ash has a bunch of questions. It is between Sean and myself. Whoever says the answer first. We'll get a point. It's first to four. We'll win today and win the week. You may play along at home and see if you can get them or you can vote for Sean or Sof on 3344.

You may. It's encouraged, not mandatory. Okay. Ash. Your first question. Tell me a board game. Monopoly. Sarka.

I'm sorry, I don't know the game Managrable. I started saying Monopoly and then realize you beat me to us. I did. Okay. 1-0 to Sof. A Kiwi public holiday. Lank the day. Sean got that one.

All right, Sean. Okay, hold on. just put a tally down. It's one apace. Yeah, got it. Ready, stuff? Ready. A plant-based milk.

Oh, milk. Oh, milk. I said it first, but I just said it slower. I'm going to give that one to Sosh. I mentioned you did just slightly get in there. We have no video replay today, so it's all on your shoulders, Ash, no pressure. No pressure. Okay.

A Harry Style song. Golden. Oh, so I've definitely got that one. Three, one, baby. Hello in another language. What? She didn't even let you finish! Because I already knew what she was going to say. I told you, you do anything with confidence, you get there in the end.

That is four, I am the champ. Go forth today and prosper, beautiful humans. We've got you. Sean and Sophie. The edge. So far a good morning around New Zealand. No one has glued themselves to the street yet. Yeah, which is a little bit different to yesterday morning

where five people super glued themselves to the streets of Wellington. to protest. Now, they were removed. They were protesting climate change, you know, which I'm like, yeah, climate change is a real issue. We definitely need to do something about it. Don't off supergluing yourselves outside a hospital is a smart thing. Definitely endangers a fair few people. So the police had to get acetone to remove their hands. That's like nail polish removal, right? Yeah, from the concrete because they super glued it to wet concrete. Now, I have several queries. Several queries. wet concrete

super glue didn't think that would really stick like I just don't I've never in my life understood how tough super glue must be on human skin Have you never got super glue stuck on your fingers? No Oh it's the worst thing

No but I feel like Okay maybe this Maybe I haven't got the super of superist glues But I've used glue before I made a basketball hoop You've seen it The one that I posted on my answer Instagram.

Yeah. And I used contact glue where you put glue on one side and glue on the other and you go and it bangs together. It didn't. It didn't stick to my fingers. Yeah, but this is like super glue. This is like you're going to Bunnings. Right.

Give me the glue that will stick me to a pavement. Right. And they'll give you the good stuff. I just do not think. And maybe I'm naive to think that there would be nothing on earth that would glue a human to the pavement. You'd need a lot of it. Yeah. You'd need a lot of it.

Like the super glue they're selling it in these tiny little tubes. Oh, yeah. I reckon you're talking at least 50 of those. I'm like super curious though and just on a quick poll on the text machine, 3343. Have you ever been stuck to anything with super glue? Because I think it's more... Maybe. Maybe these protesters were just really strong at putting their hands on the ground.

Oh, and they couldn't lift them off? No, that's not a thing. I just... What was the time that you used super glue? I've used super glue quite a few times to fix various things And you've got stuck to something Well not got stuck to something But you get some on your finger and you can't get it off

So how do you get it off? Is it still there? No eventually it comes off But it's not easy I feel like you're really You know You're neglecting how difficult super glue is to get off there I think it's like you know when you're a kid and you're really scared of QuickSand

Like that's a thing that every kid is scared of I think everyone's scared of super glue But it's like quicksand It's just not as relevant as you think it's going to be in life. Yeah, when you're a kid, you think you're going to be walking down the beach and all of a sudden quick sand. Yeah. Turns out it's not up.

To be fair, Rod did just text in and said, I superglued two fingers together by accident. It took ages to get unstuck. How long is ages? Destiny said superglued my mouth shut once when I was a kid and had to be rushed to the doctors. There you go, so. That is concerning. Up next, producer Ash has brought in some super glue. No, no, no, no.

And we're going to super glue one of Sof's orifices. Why don't you just super glue my finger to the desk And I reckon by the end of the show I'll have it off I fully fully believe that The Edge with Sean and Sof I don't have realised about Sof which I do realise Because I've been friends with you for a very long time And done many a show together

Sof will say something with confidence And then afterwards you'll listen back to it and go wait Was that actually, what did she just say there? I have this theory I know sayings But you know sometimes they're just not quite there at the forefront of your lobe in your brain. So you just say something

and you just hit it with confidence and no one notices. Like just then when you said the forefront of your lobe skated right past it. I mean, frontal lobe. But you know what I mean? Like you wouldn't have stopped me unless you know me. It is 6.50. These have happened just this morning.

No, no, no. That's like a kick in the face. I think what you meant to say there was a kick in the guts? A kick in the guts? Or a slap in the face and you combine them double the power, baby. That's like a kick in the face. Yeah, double the power. This one just happened 10 minutes ago.

Yesterday I went hard on the paint. Okay, that one means hard in the paint. It's a basketball terminology, but I was doing something on something at the time. Like, I was talking about, so I just said on the paint. Yesterday I went hard on the paint. It sounds like you were huffing paint. No, I'm so sorry. I mean it as a basketball terminology

I went hard in the paint like I was on the baseline, dunking and whatnot. Is that okay? Are you, is it okay? I've made a game out of this. No. Where I found some of the most popular sayings in the world. I'm going to test soap on them,

so forth, see how you can do. Alrighty. See if you can play along at home as well. Saying number one, please finish the saying for me. So fortune favors the brave. Oh, that is correct. Yes.

That is correct. I was going to say the bold. Both of them have been used. iconic saying. Stunning. Look at me go. Friday. A rolling stone.

A rolling stone. Is the great of all time? Is it a music thing? A rolling stone. It's not about the band, the rolling side. A rolling stone gathers snow. No, okay. Gets faster down the hill.

So it's like when you're rolling, like when you get on a roll, okay? Yeah. And you are getting more and more successful on your role. It's going to get faster down the hill. your trajectory of good stuff is going to get better. No, I know that you think the more you talk, the more realistic it will sound. Well, it gives more of an explanation. A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Right. Is this saying? That's a silly saying. So if a rising tide... Carries all the boats on it. Is that right? It's close. Because...

A rising... No, no. I've asked for iconic sayings, not for you to create your own... No, but sometimes... reason. It's like stereotypes. Sometimes they need to be better and so I'm going to read like the stone with the moss. I think it's way better to be like a rolling stone gets faster because then you think about yourself and now this one the tide rises with boats on it. That's saying right. What'd you say? The actual saying is a tie

a rising tide lifts all boats. Yeah what did I say? Carries a boat with it. Yep. Yeah but the way you said it just sounded way less eloquent. Sometimes you just need to hit the facts and at the end of the day, the tide carries the boat and that's what you need is if you're uplifting people, you're going to uplift a couple of boats too. When it comes to saying it's all about facts at the end of the end of the final one, so

never look a gift never look a gift in the eye never look a gift in the eye. Yeah, so what I mean by this, never look a gift in the eye. You don't want to be rude when you're accepting a gift

because it's a really nice thing. So you don't stare it dead in the face. You kind of look on it to the side. Did you just turn my mic down? I'm saying you look at the gift on the side and you appreciate it. The saying is never look at gift horse in the mouth. I have no idea what that means. That's a tough one. Why are you staring a horse in the mouth that seems highly inappropriate? It would also bite you. Coming up next, we're talking when you've dropped things in ridiculous places. Yes, we are. The person who says is Sophie drunk? No, it's Friday morning and I'm really passionate

about my saying. I'm sure that orange juice doesn't have anything else in it. It's a tea. It's a tea. Is it an Irish tea? Absolutely not, I wish. Definitely not the worst. Sean and Sophie.

We're talking about ridiculous drop. Sorry, not... Why are you playing a fox song? It's ridiculous drop. Oh, music drop. It's a ridiculous drop. Name a more ridiculous drop. Okay.

Oh, actually that Albatross song. pretty ridiculous. This is not where I'm going with this. What I mean is when you... Oh, you're not doing this? Well, that would have been a great segment. But we're doing when you physically drop something. And people wouldn't even believe it unless they saw it. It's the stuff where things end in the most ridiculous place.

Now, if this has ever happened to you, you can start texting on 3343. So I was at the airport on the weekend, heading down to Wellington with my mum. And we were at the counter sorting some ticket issues and all that. she goes to get her so this is where you take for the bags like bag drop yeah you get the bag you put it on the little conveyor belt and it goes bingu

she gets out her credit card from her wallet and as she goes to swipe it on the little machine drops the credit card now where does it land on the conveyor about on the floor or between the tiniest gap where the conveyor belt

meets the metal and goes underneath the conveyor belt It's no way. Is that where it landed? I am sitting there, well, I'm standing there, looking at my mum, she's looking at me, we're looking at the flight attendant going, did you just see that? What are the chances? So her credit card like flew out of her hand and went right down the side by the conveyor belt,

and then we had to go, sorry, we have to take apart the conveyor belt to get the credit card because you had to confirm this flight detail with that credit card. How long did it take? Oh, a good 40 minutes. They had to go and get an engineer. to come and take apart the metal and lift the conveyor belt and get under the convey valve

to get the credit card. That is wild. Of all places. If it had landed on any other angle, if it had been on any other surface, it wouldn't have fallen down that tiny crack. But these things happen. It's funny that you bring it up

because this almost happened to me yesterday. So if you would know I'm a motorbike guy now. Oh, I'll play the song. I'll do it for you. I have to, every time I mention them a motorbike guy. Oh, this is great radio, isn't it? There we go. Bad egg.

Okay, so, every time, so I'm a motorbike guy now. There we go. There you go. Producer Ash is just like, that was the least clean breakfast radio, I think, it's that happened. That's okay. We're just a fill-in, shop. So I had to park over a great the other day.

Great. Yeah, exactly. So we were great, and I parked over it. I kind of, you know, straddled my bike, got off it. And then I'm in a bad habit of putting my keys on my bike. seat? Yeah, that is risque. Yeah, and so I was taking my gloves off, put one of them on the back of the bike,

bumped it a bit, keys fell, and I kid you not, like I was just discovering my spidey senses for the first time. Oh my gosh. Reach down and grab it. You know when you drop a phone and you catch it on your foot? Yes. That was what I did with my keys, and kicked them away from where the grate was, and I was like, oh,

that was so close. You lose those, you can't get home. That's just, it's impossible. What do you do if you drop your keys in a grate? I don't know, called the council? Maybe? Maybe? Pass. I dropped a key, a house key down a deck, but the deck was attached to the ground.

Like, you just couldn't get it back. I had to go cut a new house key. It's somewhere at someone's house. Yeah, you'd have to. The only way would be to, like, take a plank off. And then you put it back. Wow. But we want to know from you.

You can give us a call, 0800 the edge, or you can text in on 3343. What was your ridiculous drop? Yeah. Did someone drop something down an elevator? I've always got a fear of that. Kelsey, what was your ridiculous drop? So I was at On a henstew and we had rented out a party boat and we'd done most of it and then it comes to sort of the end and we were all taking photos of each other.

I offered to take a photo of her work colleague. And as she passed me the phone, I dropped it overboard. And my first instinct was actually like, oh, I've got to just dive into the water and go get it, but I can't really swim that well. So I just sort of just stood there frozen. And everyone just looked around in shock and people were like, Did that really just happen? Kelsen.

And I'm not very good with conflicts. I just cried, naturally. I'd rather you cry than try and jump in the water. Yeah. Oh my God, Jill. Everyone was just in shock. And, yeah, it was all right afterwards. We were still carried off the night out, and then, yeah,

got it all sorted out through insurances. It was just not ideal. Yeah, that's one of those things that's not funny at the time, but then looking back on is really funny. Oh, anything off a boat is irrecoverable, and nothing a few shampas can't fix. but thanks, Calce. That was so good.

All right, let's go to Shane. Shane, what was your ridiculous drop? Morning, Shane. Good morning. So, I dropped my phone down a lift shaft. The lift shafts! This is what we were talking about. Yeah.

Because we were just saying before, that little slit before when you walk in is the most stressful step of your life. How did you drop yours? Yeah, I know. So I was actually moving out of my apartment and, you know, how you're popping. pockets always seem too small when you put your big phone in there.

Yeah, it fell out when I turned around to push the button and it dropped down that little gap. Oh, man. So when the lift went down, got to the bottom and I heard a sizzle and then it started smoking underneath the lift. I found out that the lift itself, something about the lift, touched the phone and punched the battery and started stressing out. ran down to the bottom floor underneath the lift and opened up the, I had a key to open up the bottom in a lift shaft. And yeah, fair enough. Funny enough, the phone was all swollen and punctured and grab a fire extinguisher and gave it a bit of a blow. Oh my God, Shane.

Man, you sound like you can DIY a bit. Those are just making you phone. That is crazy. As someone who lives in an apartment, I'm always worried about the idea of dropping something in a lift. It's never happened to me. It's so stressful. We've just had Nikita call through. She's an elevator technician.

Nikita, does this happen quite a bit? Yeah, yeah. It's very common, actually. No. I think that's an orphan hospital, and the amount of times we get calls to keys and phones and everything, and they're not normally in good shape.

What's the... Nikita, what's the strangest thing that you've seen dropped at the bottom of an elevator? When I worked at the casino, No, lots of cash. Oh, what do you do with that then, if you find the cash at the bottom of the elevator? We handed it in, because there's been on cameras everywhere. Oh, yes, I would also do that if I was working here.

Yeah, definitely. I wouldn't go back to them and say, oh, nothing there today. Didn't. Yeah, and when I say words to catch, I mean it's like thousands. Wow. And why wouldn't someone report that? Drop thousands down an elevator? Yeah, I don't know.

Oh, Nikita, thank you so much. That's such a little insight. Well, hey, it happens, but we can all laugh about it in hindsight, which is nice. See, maybe the lady whose phone went overboard. She might not be laughing about this. No, maybe not. Hey, can you joke us a croissant? With Sean and Sophie.

When Sean and I used to do a night show together, we never once invited people into the shower with us. It was an exclusive shower. We are now opening the door, and we've decided that this is going to become an inclusive shower. Things have gotten stale, and our monogamous... shower relationship. We need excitement. Opening it up. Okay, so let's go through some of these texts

because they are incredible. This one here came through on 33443. If you're bald, do you still need to use shampoo or do you just use soap? I don't know. Here's a good one from Nicole.

You have to pretend to be asleep to fall asleep. Oh my God, true. This one from Hope has while my mind. Shower thoughts. Have you ever actually been in someone's house and seen they have the same oven as you? I don't think I've ever seen my oven. Really?

Yes, I think... I've definitely seen my oven. I might have like a basic bee oven though. But isn't that weird? There's so many houses. How are there so many ovens? Why don't we just have the same oven? I don't think I've really paid attention to people's ovens.

Maybe you should bake more in people's houses with cookies and things. Anyway, thanks for getting in the shower with us this morning. Can we do a couple more? Okay, just one or two. This one here. We assume people who speed and weave through traffic are dicks, but maybe it's a secret agent on a secret mission. Whoa, Bree.

That's true. Kevin just texting, this is really good. If you clean a vacuum, you become a vacuum cleaner. Stunning. This last one. Have you ever actually said, hey stranger, to someone you don't know? Never.

You only say, hey stranger, to people you've. No, they're not a stranger. I'm going to do that this weekend and let you know on Monday how it goes. Because you'll say hey, stranger, and they'll instantly think you know them. Yes, 100% brilliant. Let's all try it this weekend. Sean and Sofe. Sof has your hot fire scandal.

The hot fire scandal. We got there in the end. It was going to sound so hot fire the way I said it and then kick it off. And instead it was just sort of lukewarm. But hey, that's what you get for getting the B team covering today. No, we're the C team. the B team couldn't make it. Oh, that would make sense.

We are talking Blackpink. They're a K-pop group that just performed as headliners of Coachella. Now, if you are on Instagram or TikTok, I'm sure you would have seen videos pop up because they did an incredible set. They've just jumped in with James Corden and Carpool Karaoke, one of the very last. And they revealed what it's like to form a K-pop group, which is something I think we don't understand is the time and the intensity to build these bands. They go to these camps. It's brutal. It's like,

honestly, the training regime is crazy. This is what they had to say. When you were at camp, what's a typical day like? What time do you start? We start at like 11 or 12. We take up by like 9 to 10 to get like ready. This is already better than my school. Go on.

We go at 11 a.m. And then we practice all through 2 a.m. We all come home. Okay, so that changes things. Yeah, even on weekends. Wow. We would get one day off every 4. night on a Sunday.

I mean this is an incredible amount of dedication. One day off every two weeks and they work till two in the morning. I've read a lot about K-pop because it's so interesting, it's so different. And I don't think I would like the, because you don't get the fame with the fun things that come with fame. They've got details on they're not allowed to date people publicly, they're not allowed to like go out and socialize, they're not allowed. There's a list of very strict things that you can't do if you're in these K-pop groups.

What's amazing about this group in particular? They're four girls. A couple of them now have their own solo careers. So Rose, Lisa, we've played a couple of their songs here on The Edge. But it's cool that they, for whatever reason, I don't know if it's contractually, but that they appeared at Coachella as a group of four and also have their solo careers. But then you don't know if it is because they are contractually obliged to stay for however long. Yeah, it will be.

Rose is the Kiwi one, right? Yeah, she was not Kimi, but she went to school in New Zealand. Yeah, absolutely epic. The Edge with Sean and Sov. We are playing the only game that's ever landed us a broadcasting standards complaint. Sean and Sox arrogant assumptions. It did happen because Sean called someone a stripper. Her name was destiny.

Yes, and she drove an imprisa. But how this game works is we gather a couple of details about you and you agree that we are allowed to arrogantly assume what job you do. And it's fascinating to get an insight on what people may think about you from an outside perspective. Exactly. No one really knows how other people perceive them when they meet strangers. And look, it's not intended to offend.

We're just having a little bit of fun. So if you do come on and then get sad, we're putting that on you. Let's go through a couple of these texts first. Okay. Or should we just go straight to the phones? There's one text I want to get to. Okay, do the text.

Yeah, the dude who had the lamb and mint pasty. Oh yeah. So Rocky text in. He goes, Rocky 39, lamb and mint pasty. I didn't realize we had hobbits from the Shire texting the show. Like, what? I reckon Rocky is out here. He owns a yacht.

and he's cruising the Welsh islands eating a lamb and mint pasty in the morning. No. Must be nice. Straight up, he works at Hobbiton. That's what he works at Hobbiton and he lives in a tent, but we're not telling you where they live. And the kitchen's open early and he's got in there.

All right, let's go to the phones. This is how the game works. Courtney on 0800 The Edge, welcome to the show. Hit us with your age and what you had for breakfast. Hello, I'm 24 and I had a red bull for breakfast. Oh, girl. Okay. Okay, first off, before we made this, I'm shocked.

24 and a red bull. I'm shocked at how many listeners are not having a proper breakfast this morning. More than half people are having like a V or a red ball or a pie. Okay, so you obviously need energy very early in the morning. I know, I know what she is. She is, you are an F-45 trainer because you have to yell at people and then tell everyone all day that you're an F-45 trainer. And that takes a lot of energy. And it was a sugar-free red Bull.

Cross-fit. Definitely cross-fit. Okay. Sean, what do you reckon? I'm a lock in that you work in promos, Courtney, for one of these companies, and you're driving around, you've got to be social and give away little things all day. Ah, free Red Bull. Yeah, free Red Bull. And then in the weekends you work as a ring girl.

Okay, Courtney, we're locking in promo slash ring girl, and I'm locking in, what did I say? F-45 trainer. Are we close? No. What are you? I'm a house painter. A house painter. She is going to paint quickly.

Victoria, what is your age and what did you have for Brecky? Hi, I'm 39 and I had a smoothie with blueberries and way. Smoothie, blueberries and way. Okay, well, the price of blueberries is quite expensive at the moment. Oh, yeah. That is the breakfast of someone who doesn't work and walks around with their pram and their Lulu lemon having their smoothie and their way and their blueberries.

Right. So you're going to claim, what, like stay at home mom. Yep, stay at home, mum, specifically in Grayland, Auckland. I'm going to tell you for a fact, I'm not a mum. I don't think any mum has time to weigh out 100 grams of blueberries and scoop weight protein. Okay, no, no, I'm changing that. Not a mum.

Yep. But stays at home with a dog. A dog, mum. Okay, Victoria. Smoothie blueberries weigh. I am going to lock in that you run one of those multi-level marketing schemes. Not scheme, sorry, if that's what you do. Like a pyramid scheme.

Yes, like one of those things where it's like, have this vitamin bottle and then sell 12 to your friends. Okay, yeah, I'm locking that in as well. Victoria, you run a pyramid scheme and that's why you need Bricky on the go. Not even close. I'm a tree preservation arborist. Wow! Oh my God, okay.

Plot twist. That's epic. All right. Victoria, thanks so much for playing. I was never going to guess that, to be fair. Tree Arborist. That's intense. Okay, let's go.

I think we can get this one because it's younger and maybe easier. Matthew, 17. What did you have for breakfast? I had a piece of toast or the cheeky bit of marmite on it. Oh, stunning. So you're not at school anymore, Matthew. You're working full-time. Oh, I'm in school holidays right now, but I've got a pretty busy job.

Okay, okay. Toast Marmite 17. You can obviously still have your breakfast. I'd say that's the breakfast. of someone who's quickly butted and marmited and then jumped in the truck, I am going to say you're definitely in a trade

and by the tone of the chill and the acceptability of marmite plumber. Plummer? All right, I'm going to go, you work in produce at pack and save because when I was 17, I used to eat marmite and toast on my way to work produce at pack and save.

This is you. A bit of life experience. Slumdog millionaire, baby. Matthew, what is it? Yeah, no, I'm a lighting technician for lighting and sound company so I built stages and operate lights for concerts and shows and...

Damn! All that good stuff. Who's the biggest artist you've done it for? Yeah. Well, I built a stage for a shapeshifter. That's so cool. It also operated lights for coterie when they're in Fangata.

Get it. Matthew, I wish you had called yesterday when I needed a celebrity contact and you're going to help me out. Cheers, mate. All right, let's go another. one. Shane, welcome to the show. What's your age? What's your breakfast? 32 and black coffee at 3 a.m. Oh, black coffee at 3 a.m. You are either finishing a job late at night or starting very early. What starts very early in the morning?

Oh, I think I know what he's doing because he's out at weird hours. I reckon you're one of those people, Shane, who volunteers for the studies where they pay you to stay overnight and then make you take a bunch of experimental drugs. We're looking for able-bodied men. And that's why he can't eat. So he's just had the black coffee because he's got to like, you know, he's on a cleanse. Okay, that's what Sean's locking in. That's why I think he had to leave at 3 a.m for some study reason. I'm thinking the reason he had coffee at 3 a.m.

is he has to stay up, but he works nights. Do, no, that wouldn't make sense. You know when people dig graves? Do they have to do it at nighttime? No, why would they have to do it at nighttime? So that it doesn't offend people during the day? No, this isn't the conjuring. Okay, okay.

Okay, well, I'm not going to lock in Gravedigger. I'm going to lock in farmer, milker. You've got to be up early. Yeah, that's a good one. Shane, what are you? I'm an Uber driver. Oh, who's getting an Uber at 3am? Me, every Saturday.

Yeah, a lot of people. Have you ever picked Soap up? No, I haven't. Would be a pleasure sometimes, Shane. Beage with Sean and Sof. Clint Megan Dan's Double or Drop. Oh, yeah, you can score yourself up to $400. All you've got to do is.

Name the artist of the songs. We will play you four songs. Five snippets each, five second snippets. I feel like my mouth is no longer connected to my brain. Five seconds snippets. Okay, five second snippets. Name the artist. Keep doubling your money.

If you get one wrong, you will drop back to zero. You have four chances. Let's go to the phones. Hazel, welcome to the show. Are you ready to play double or drop? Morena, yes, yes, that am. Exciting. So how have you been going this week?

I'm not too bad I'm probably better with the songs we'll see how we go Morena Hazel there is a lot of pressure on you this morning so far as it's Sophie and I've been filling in we've given away zero dollars so the bar's never been lower

just get one song and we're winning here but I believe in you're right perfect thank you all right Hazel all you need is the artist you'll get five seconds each I'll keep a tally and remember if you get it wrong you drop back to zero If you get it right, you double your money.

Let's play the first song. Hazel, name me this artist, please. Lady Gaga is correct. We are on the board. $50. Oh, thank you, Mr. Mysterious Voiceman. $50, if you get the next one, correct. You double to 100.

Let's do it. Name me this artist, please, Hazel. Yes. Two down. Just two to go, Hazel. You're 50% of the way there. believe in you. Here is your third song. Sam Smith. Oh, yes. Okay. Samson.

All right. Hazel, you're sitting at $200. The next is a must win because if you get it wrong, you will drop back to zero. You'll break our hearts. But if you win it, $400 cash. Hazel, all the best. Here is your last song. Yes. Congratulations. Oh, what a feeling. Any idea on what you'll spend the money on? It's my husband's birthday next week, so he needs a new gaming headset.

Oh, no, spend it on yourself. I mean, you did all the hard work, Hazel. Buy him like a $5 gift voucher and then go treat yourself, girl. Okay, that sounds good. Out here ruining Hazel's relationship. Oh, I love it. I love it so much. The Edge with Sean and Sofe. playing a new game.

It is called 30 Second Stories. This is a really cool thing that we have done with celebrities that come onto the show. So usually I do the day show here at the edge after Clint Meg and Dan. And I will somehow manage to sneak my way into interviews. Usually, Sean, you get famous people for the night show. Clint Meg and Dan get famous people for the morning show. No one really comes on the day show. So so frames in and goes, I've got one question.

Can I ask one question? Yeah. So I will just run in and go, I only need 60 seconds, essentially. 30 seconds for me to set up? Yep. And then 30 seconds for them. And I will ask a celebrity, I'll sit them down and say, cool, I want your best 30 second story. Now, you may have seen them online.

We've had a bunch of people do them recently. Rule did a 30 second story where he almost got kidnapped in Manila. We had Peking Duck on. They told us the 30 second story, how they accidentally slept with their Uber driver's daughter. What? And there was a 30 second story from example. We've had, yeah, so everyone that comes in, Mitch James has given a 30 second story. we want to know your iconic 30 second story.

Yeah, it got me thinking everyone's got one. Like in the back of your mind, a great story. You've told it 100 times at a party when you meet someone and they want your wildest story. You've got it. It's sitting there. We want to get them out of you this morning. 3-343-0-800 the edge.

Do you have a 30-second story that you tell me? I think you know what mine is. I've told this a lot on here. But it's just a great yarn. Can you sum it up in 30 seconds? Yes. All right. This is going to be Sean's 30-second story.

go. Okay, so I was opening for Hugh Jackman. I was DJing for Hugh Jackman while he was here on his greatest showman tour. I really, really had to go to the bathroom before I went on stage. There was only one toilet backstage at Spark Arena and someone was in it. It was occupied. It was occupied. It was occupied. I really had to go. So I ran down the hallway. The only bathroom I could see was through a green room. The name on the green room was Hugh Jackman. Went in there. Did my business. Came out. I bombed Hugh Jackman's dressing room. I will give you a 30 second story, Sean. Are you ready? The 30 seconds starts now.

Okay, so I was flying over to Europe and I sat next to this guy in the airport. Wow, this is hard to do in 30 seconds. Sat next to this guy at this airport, we got Channing, got to the airport. He was like, hey, do you want to lift your hotel? And I was like, sure, I've never seen the movie taken. So I went with him. And it turns out he was like, do you mind if we stop somewhere because I need to get my registration? I was like, yeah, that sounds normal.

So we stopped. Turns out it was Wimbledon. Turns out he was a tennis player playing in Wimbledon. Turns out Wimbledon was going on in London when I was there. And he goes, would you like to come with my family to Wimbledon? and I ended up accidentally going with his family to his games at Wimbledon. And he wasn't a serial killer. So that was my 30-second story.

Wow! Yeah. What was the tournament? Wimbledon. That's good. So we want to know from you... That might be better than my one. 0-800 The Edge.

Do you have a fun 30-second story? Something wild that's happened to you in life. We were sharing today. Let's go to the phones. 0-800 the Edge. Zique, do you have a wild 30-second story? Yeah, I do. So I was on a layover in L.A.

And I was having a couple drinks up near the first class lounge. Oh, fancy. And I was there for about an hour. And the bartender was like, hey, that was really good of you. And I was like, I don't know what you're talking about. And he was like treating her like she was a normal person. And I was like, what are you talking about? Turns out for the last hour, I've been doing shops with Mr. Elliott

And didn't even realize that it was her and her posse. What? Yeah. Wait, was this in the New Zealand airport in like Auckland or something? LA, LA. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And LAX and yeah, she was telling me stories about time in New Zealand and tattoos she's got.

And then, yeah, no, the guy was like, it was so good at you. I couldn't believe it. I was like, I didn't even get a photo, you know? Zieg! What, that is wild. You hung out with Missy Elliott and did shots on a plane. I don't know if anyone's going to be able to top that in a 30 seconds story. That's if Zick wins.

Give him the award. Zieg, you win. I've got a double pass to our must-see movie for you. Next time you see Missy Elliott, give her our number. I want to end up. I need her on the show for my celebrity show and tell next. Yeah, we want to see if her 30-second story is the same as yours,

and it's about meeting you at the lounge. I don't think it will be, but it's worth a show. Hey, it could be Zeeck sounds like a fun guy. He's a good hang. Cheers, mate. Definitely not the worst. Sean and Sof. We've been doing a bit of science chat this week on the show, Soph.

Myth-busting a couple things. God, there's nothing I love more than busting. a myth and there's a new one I've listened to on a podcast and it really got me thinking because I listened to it several times. I actually repeated it to try and try and be successful and I wasn't. So what's the theory here? All right. So the theory is it's a very small percentage of people but the question is if three people were to ask a question at the exact same time, would you be able to listen and answer all three correctly? Wow. So it's kind of to do with how your brain processes audio and if it has the ability to compartmentalize the three voices that are

speaking and be able to go okay these are the three questions here are the three answers so we've got some extra um hands mouths in studio this morning we've got uh who's rash yeah good morning and our big boss dog casadier morning morning guys cassadier did you go oh nice so how it's going to work is uh we're going to test out sean yeah you go for me first and myself on the three question challenge so Casey, producer Ash, all I need is a question. It can just be anything, anything generic. I'm going to count down from three. We're going to make sure you're nice in the microphone.

Can I get a test one two? One two. Okay, clarity sounds good. Don't touch the microphone, Katie. We're going to ask the question to Sean on the count of three. Sean, you're going to try and answer every question correctly. Now, if you're playing along at home, let us know on 3344 if you did it or if it's impossible because it's really interesting to see the stats on this.

I'm nervous. All right. Okay, let me think of a question. Okay. Are you ready? Three, two, one. Who's your favorite color of Cats or Dogs? Okay.

I heard Sof said, do you prefer cats or dogs? Mm-hmm. And I have to say dogs. Right. Ash said, what's your favorite color? Nope. I did not say that. Oh, did Casey say, what's your favorite color?

No. Who says something about a color? Nobody's... Can we try the exact same thing again? Can you ask me the same questions? One more time. Okay. I know this is, I've failed instantly.

You have to play the brimbring. Oh, okay. Oh, come on now. Sorry, I usually patten my own. Backseat, paddle up over here. I'd panel my own show. I want the sound effects. Okay.

Three, two, one. What's your favorite Kardashian? Of Australia. Nah. Oh, I've got your two. I reckon I could ask you. You said, who's the Prime Minister of Australia? I couldn't answer that question because I don't know.

And you said, who's your favourite Kardashian? I would say, Kendall. Where do I get the colour thing from? Your own brain. It's orange, by the way. Let's try it again. This time, Casey, Sean, Ash. you each have a question for myself.

Now someone else needs to count down because I can't hold the entire show on my shoulders. Okay. Okay, close your. Some text coming. Some text coming through already. Someone said, no, I could definitely not answer all three. Let's see if anyone can.

All right. All right, Casey, count us now. Three, two, one. Name of the Lord of the British. Okay. Casey asked who was the Prime Minister of Great Britain. Again, couldn't answer? Don't know.

Do we not enough political chat on this show today? Ash said what colour are Sean's eyes and I'm going to say brown Ouch We've hung out so much over the years And my eyes are not brown The important thing is she heard the question Yeah

Relevant if I know the answer She didn't even look at me She was I'm going to say this I'm sitting a metre away from you Hey it's not about my accuracy It's about my ability And Sean We've diverted too much from this

What did Sean ask Sean asked About my favourite colour Did you say what's my favourite? No, I did it, but that's what I heard as well. Okay, no, I didn't know. I asked, name another planet that's not Earth. Ah, Saturn.

Damn, that is hard. Also, everyone on the text machine, no one got it. Casey, though, when we practiced this yesterday, you were successful. Do you think it's because you've had kids? I have three kids, so I'm constantly being asked three questions at the same time. Should we try it with Boss Casey? Maybe it's an age thing, because you're old. You got one.

I'm loads to my brain. Okay, ready? three, two, one, who's my favourite plant? Okay, who's your favourite edge announcer? Who's your favourite, what's your favourite plant and who's your favourite person? No! No! Failure!

Feeling dusty? We've got you. Sean and Sophie. The edge. All right, couple of little hits of scandal for you to wet your taste buds of what's been happening in the celebrity world. Firstly, we're talking Timothy Shalabay. Now, if you have been listening, obviously a lot of rumours lately that he is dating

Kylie Jenner, but oh, shock horror. But it turns out he's filming something new at the moment, which makes me think, hmm, good PR for both of them, really. As soon as we found out about this relationship, you and I both smelt a PR stunt. Absolutely. That rat smelt very strong. But what's wild, he was on set of this film. This video has gone quite viral. What happens is this camera is doing like a sweeping motion forward.

I mean, I have to visually describe it to you. And he's walking out of a house. And honestly, the camera hits him so hard. The camera breaks. Now he is okay, but they had to stop filming for a little bit to make sure he was all right. If you want to see that video camera to 3343, and I'll flick it back. I'll go a little sound of him getting hit. Oh yeah?

That's the bang. And I watched the video. I'm surprised he didn't go down. I know. It was a big hat. Hit him in the chess harder than a tackle from Roger Tuva's Scheck, my boy. Okay, so if you want to see that camera to 334. Up the Warriors.

Next, we are talking about the 1975 who are in New Zealand to perform. And this just made me proud to be a Kiwi. Last night at the Wellington gig, they surrounded him. He does this bit. We performed sort of in the middle of the crowd on the floor. I can not wait. I bought tickets to tonight's show in Auckland. I've been excited for months.

This album is so good. Sorry, quick, 1975 fandom right there. And what did we do best? We sang the man to Tehramina Iwi. Oh, special? There is nothing that makes me prouder as a Kiwi. Then we greet international celebrities with that. The funniest thing is he didn't get it at the start.

He's like, what's happening? I'm meant to be performing. Why are you guys all singing? He looked so confused. Ash, sorry, what was the text bounce back for that one if people want to see it? 1975. Okay, you can text that to 334-3 and you can see the look of confusion in his face where he's like, wait, this is my concert, not yours. And then he realizes it's a special thing.

And he's like, oh, how nice. This is really wholesome. Next. Nice. I wonder if any of us are going to be able to get Maddie Healy on the show next. I tried I actually tried So next we've got celebrity show and tell

It's building to the pinnacle Of the biggest celebrities we can possibly imagine I did try 1975s Matt Healy Didn't come on the show Actually I almost I do have a big international But I almost got another artist That we play on the show I'll tell you about that

I'm so nervous Because I've talked a massive game this morning And one of mine might have just fallen through Really? Yeah so I'm panicking Because he's no longer responding to my text messages Hey can you joke us a croissant With Sean and Sophie

It is. It's the pinnacle of the week. It's Friday. If you've been staying with us around this time every day, Sean and I have a competition to bring a celebrity to the show. It's the bigger, the better. We get voted on each day and rated. We've had some incredible people on the show, but really, we've been saving the best for Friday. I'm up in the points right now by about eight points, I think. That's because I got negative points yesterday. That is because I didn't have anyone yesterday because my person fell through. And if you just heard before, I thought this might happen again. The person I had lined up gave me a fake number. However, we have some exciting news. They were listening. They were like, ah, crap, I'll better send you my real number. Amazing. But in case that, so that's coming. But I've prepared a big old feast for you today.

Oh, you've done what I did yesterday with my Guy Williams and then a little David Seymour dessert. Yes, but I've gone bigger, I've gone better. Sean, could you please play Anonymous Voice Message Number One? Yo, yo, Sophie, have fun on edge breaky. Keep it stunning, honey. And that is the boys from Peking Duck. Okay, first off, big points for getting Peking Duck. That is a weak voice memo.

That could have been saved from months ago. It was so non-specific. But it is still Peking Duck, which are international artists. Let's play voice memo number two. Oh, hi, safe. It's Patti Gow. from the new show coming out. Paddy Gower has issues. No issues with you though, Sof. Um, miss you. God, the edge has been fantastic with you on it. Actually, that's off the record,

by the way. Sean, yeah, yeah, Sean's Sean, but look, I have enjoyed the edge mornings with Sof. Paddy out. Woo, Paddy Gawa! Okay, all right. That was good. That was good. Good. Yeah, but voice memo is from Kiwis. Why can't he be on the show right now? Well, let's go to our main course, our crem de la crem, I'd arguably say every single person is going to know this, this iconic Kiwi. Welcome to the show. Art Green. Wow, Art Green! The number one bachelor.

Go me. The man himself. You are my pinnacle celebrity. Art Green. Welcome to the show. I'm great to be here. I'm so glad that you gave me the right number. Art, you gave her the false number on purpose.

I know how I did that. I literally, there was about three numbers wrong in the number that I first gave you first. I don't know how I screwed it up so badly. I text you several times this morning to check in. No response. I was like, oh, gave you a couple of calls. And I was like, wow, the man really doesn't want to be on the show. But you are joining us as our celebrity, arguably one of the greatest Kiwis of all time.

Because he found out he was following a voice note from Paddy Gower. Are you offended by that? Because I would be art. No, hey, big fan of Patty Gower. and I've got nothing against that. No, you've actually got a really sick podcast out at the moment as well, the well and good podcast, and you're talking all things really like holistic and amazing.

So do you have any more guests coming up on that? I do. I've got a full season of some guests coming up soon, which would be great. I can't really say who they are yet, but there's some good chat. Oh, a good tease. I'll just wait for my call up on the correct number that I send you.

It's coming. Quick question, up while you're here, who would last longer on Celebrity to Chargerald? Ireland, so for myself. Oh, God, that's a tricky question. I'm going to combat that question with another question. Who do you think, who do you think out of the tour of you is more cutthroat? Me.

Sof. Then I think Sofe will probably laugh longer. Also, Art Green, let's be aware who brought you to the show today, okay? This is where your allegiance lies. That's true. Okay, yep, soap all the way. She's already bribing. Blackmail.

And an absolute privilege to chat to the Art Green on the edge breakfast. Sean, that is my plethora of celebrities. We've had Peking Duck. We had Paddy Gower and the one and only Art Green. How do you beat it? Well, I don't have more of them than you did, but Sof, mine's bigger. Sean and Sof. I have never faced so much rejection in my life.

I've never seen so many awkward DMs in my life. But I would love to thank every celebrity that has come on to my team. team and got some points so far but Sean So just then do you want to recap who you just bought on the show? The one and a odd. I bought the boys from Peking Duck, Australia, International Act. We had Paddy Gower, it's the F& News guy on, and we had the one and only OG Bachelor,

star of Celebrity Treasure Island, an all-round good guy, Art Green, starring on the phone on the show. Okay. So that's good. Thank you. That would have won any other day this week. Oh gosh.

Not today. Well, we'll see. I've gone international, so. What is your favorite? The reason I've gone for this person is because I've gone, who would Sof want to get on the most? So I've gone specifically to you. Okay.

What is your favorite reality TV show? Oh, reality TV show? Love Island? Okay. Who do you think the most famous Love Islander is? Oh, Tommy Fury. Oh, that would have been good. He's also the hottest, and he's a boxer.

Idiot. No, okay, not Tommy Fury. Are we going Australia or UK? Have you heard of Adam Collard? Yes. Yes, the one from the UK. He was on multiple seasons, the original bombshell. Yeah.

You didn't get him, did you? Hey, what's happening? Now, I've heard that we have two very big Love Island fans in the building. Wow. Or at least on the radio show. Now, so if Sean is a very long-term friend of me, he was kind enough. I was nice enough to say for me to give you a little shout out. So, hello.

I hope the show is amazing. I wouldn't really class myself as very famous, but maybe I'm a bit of a big deal on this radio show. But anyway, I'm saying a lot to love. I hope you two are having a great time, and I hope the show does really well. Are you joking me? Is it Adam from Love Island?

Adam Collard from Love Island. Look me in the eye. Pinky Promise. That is not just a friend doing a British accent. Okay, we're just Pinky Promise. It was a video he sent me. I can put the video up on our social media. Do you want to put the video?

We should put it out edge breakfast. I'll put it up there right now. Why didn't you ask him to follow me? He's such. Such, so hot. That wasn't the game. Well, it could have been if you were trying to, do you know, that I give you props? Yeah.

That was incredible. However, not sure most of our audience will know who that is. Do you know what's funny is I tried to go the same breath and get someone that you would love? So I contacted everyone from the TV show The Office. Oh, really? Yeah, so I tried to get that. But we've got to go to our judges. That was very impressive.

All right, Ash first. This is out of 10, rating our celebrities today. This was a great effort from your team So I had a little look at Instagram To see who got us the most reach out there So Picking Duck, Paddy Gower and Art Green Have a total of 272,000 followers So that's great exposure for us

I reckon that's definitely a 7 out of 10 effort right there Now, Adam has 1.1 million followers So Sean, I'm going to give you a 10 today Oh! 10 out of 10 Let's go, baby. What? Okay, fine, yep.

Your soap is actually not putting this on. She's so upset. Ash, I was going to buy us breakfast. It's not coming for you. Casey the boss. All right, guys, huge effort this morning. So three people, I did take that into account. Mainly marked Art Green is he's the person that you actually got on live.

Slight points off because you did pick a couple of people who just wanted to plug something of their own again. You know? Patty really just came on. to plug his own thing. And art. So that's a solid six out of ten for you, so. Sean. Who are you, Casey?

There was a huge buzz in the office. I think Love Island's probably the number one show for Edge listeners. Everyone knew him. You were on track for a massive score. But then I had to sign off my credit card. Oh, my oh! This is a cheating. This is cheating.

You can't buy celebrity. You scored a zero today. She did. Judas! Yes! Zero! You told me! Okay, okay, okay.

This is good. This is okay. This means I'm doing the totals. You cheated. You cheated. Anyone can pay for a celebrity. When did we lay out the rules and say we're not allowed to spend money? That wasn't said.

I thought I won, but I just did the maths and I still didn't win. Sorry. Yeah, baby! The scores have come in. Sean has ended the week 31. 31 out of a solid 60 points and I have ended on 26. Oh, I can't believe you did me like that, Casey. Yeah, I paid for him for Adam.

I can't believe you cheated me. And I didn't even get your favourite Love Island person after spending money. What a waste. I'm disappointed and I'm upset.