Sean & Soph Catchup Podcast - The Sean and Soph Show: Sean Gets Back From His "OE"
Episode Date: May 21, 2023Hey guys! Sean and Soph here, this week on the Sean and Soph Show we cover everything big that happened in pop culture! ...
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This is a podcast from Rover.
He's trying to bring fudgy smugglers back into the mainstream,
and she's trying to find Pocem alone on the celebrity dating app Raya.
It's the short and soap show on The Edge.
Morning, are you on Raya?
I wrote those introses.
I wasn't actually convinced whether you were on the app or not.
Hey, excuse me very much.
I only go on Raya when I'm overseas
because there are no New Zealand celebrities on there that I'm interested.
What's it just you and Patty Gower?
Yes.
Hey, excuse me, also, if you wrote that intro,
How come you when they're like
He's making budgy smugglers in fashion
And then there's like all these chairs from girls
Like woo! And then for me it's just
Deadpan
Yeah that was intentional
How dear you? How do you? I am so happy to have you back though
Shawnees. You were in the beautiful island of Fiji
Yeah I did my OE
I can see you're still wearing the custom made hats that you got
And I'm still waiting for mine
Yeah I'm going to do a limited merch run
I'm going to see how many listeners want them
And I'll water another few and give them one on the show
Can I possibly have one?
Yeah absolutely.
You can see them on our Sean and Sof Instagram, by the way.
Grace Gang takes Fiji, 2023, booboo.
Yeah, it was good time.
Seven days in Fiji.
I got some good yarns about it.
Got stopped in customs.
Oh.
And heavily embarrassed myself.
Oh, and you met my dad.
I met your dad.
It's the Sean and Sof show.
Good to be back, Sof, after spending the last week away on my OE.
Your one week overseas experience.
Yeah.
I had a seven-day OE in Fiji.
Oh, beautiful.
I thought you were looking nice and glowing.
Yeah, I got tan.
I mean, yeah.
I changed.
Look.
Do you want to see my budgie smuggler tan line?
Absolutely not.
Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever suggest that ever again.
So that was something.
We talked about whether I was going to wear my budgie smugglers since it was my girlfriend's
family's holiday.
And did you?
And they've all asked that I didn't.
Yeah, I did.
And do you know what convinced me to?
Me.
I was so inspirational.
No, you were straight negativity about the budgie smugglers.
No, it was at the airport when.
The girls brought up that they'd listened on the radio,
like my girlfriend's sister and her mom,
but they'd listen to our show and they thought it was very funny.
Yes, it is.
And then her brother was like, well,
who's not going to wear the smugglers?
Because I put it in there.
And then I think his sister was like,
no, he doesn't care what we think.
And as soon as she said that, I was like,
you're right, I have to keep that perception going.
And I wore the budget smugglers the whole time.
Well, I really hope you weren't wearing the budgy smugglers
when you met my dad.
I get the randomest message from Sean
in the middle, in the middle of the night as well.
And I'm like in New Zealand just do a miss.
thing. And I get this message from Sean
its photo and it's loading and it was like, look how
I see. I'm like, it's like one in the morning. I don't
know. Who have you seen from Fiji? My dad.
1 a.m. in a nightclub. So I know
you're part Fiji and your dad lives there
but we thought I'm not staying at the hotel
he works out. There's no chance I'm going to see your dad.
We joked about it before.
We did. And I told you I had one gig
over there at the one nightclub. The one
nightclub in Fiji. The one night
club. And I'm DJing and there's
people coming up with punishing requests
and they're drunk people from Australia and New Zealand
and like, can you play this guy comes up to me.
Oh my God.
He's a little bit steamed.
And he goes.
No.
No.
And he goes, he goes, good-day, mate.
My name is Brian Nathan.
No, you can't clock anything.
I didn't clock anything.
I'm like, oh, hey, Brian, nice to meet you.
You're like, what do you want?
I just played Flowrider low, Brian.
What do you want?
And he was like, no, no, Brian, Nathan.
Oh.
Sophie is my daughter.
And I recognize you from the very.
videos.
I was like, take a photo with me right now
and you were actually at the work party, so you were
also had had a few drinks.
I was like, why was I awake?
hilarious conversation where I was DMing you,
pictures of your dad, and you are DMing me,
pictures of people with our staff work party.
Oh my God, that is so funny.
And that's such a parent thing to do, eh,
is like go up to your kids' friends and be like,
look at me, I am your kids friend's father.
He expected me to know who he was as well.
I'm Brian and Nathan.
He was like, hey Brian, he's like, no.
Brian Nathan
Oh well that is my dad
I'm so glad that you met him
Oh well I need to meet your parents now
Because then that would sort of like
Bring our relationship to the next step
Go get a DJ gig in Rarotonga
I'm sure you'll meet them
It's the Sean and So show
Talking about Taylor Swift right now
And her eras tour
You may have heard about it
Probably the biggest thing
The biggest tour happening in 2020
Yeah and we like to cover all the big news stories
Of the week and there was one in particular
Which kind of blew up on socials
where she, in the middle of performing, starts talking to the security guard,
asking the security guard to stop, like, harassing someone?
You can see that there, hey.
Yeah, and so she actually asked the security guard to leave
and kicks him out in the middle of the show.
And everyone on social media is like, what has happened?
What could have been so bad that got the security guard booted out?
This is what is beautiful about TikTok in society these days.
I don't often say social media is beautiful because it's a scary, scary place.
things on social media. Horrible, but it does mean when situations like this occur, you get the
full story because the girl that it was about ended up speaking about it on TikTok, and this
is what went down. He just kept telling us not to touch the braille, and like every time we did
anything, he was like on top of us, we're dancing, we're having fun, and he didn't like it,
and Taylor noticed that I was having fun and that he didn't like it, and she didn't like it, and then
he basically like got escorted out, and then they offered us for it.
free tickets for tonight. It wasn't this big crazy thing. It was like just a bunch of girls
having a good time and he didn't want us to have fun. And I think that's where he goes is like,
what did he do to these girls? Was he, yeah, but then obviously it's just he didn't want them to have a
good time. And you can't do that at a concert. Can I say something controversial?
Always?
I feel bad for the security guard.
Wow. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know what he did. We haven't heard his side of the story.
But imagine you, okay, I'm just going to put some scenarios out there.
You're new to the job.
You have been sat down before the concert.
Obviously, there are huge risks with big concerts.
You know what happened to Ariana Grande's concert?
And they've gone, right, any untoward behavior, you have to shut it down.
We don't want rioting.
We don't want fights.
We don't want people clamouring onto stage and doing nudie runs.
And this guy is like, right, I'm a boss.
I got this.
And he's standing at the guard.
And these girls.
And you've seen drunk girls.
You've seen me on a Saturday.
We can be quite woohoo-hoo hands going everywhere
And what if he was genuinely like scared for his job
And I don't know what happened
That is an interesting point
But my, this little part of my shoulder
Especially knowing like
Taylor Swift earns billions of dollars
Security guards do not
He will never have a job again in that field
And if he was trying his best
I kind of feel bad for him
But I don't know the story
But that's just my controversial opinion
I get what you're saying
And I know that like five
drunk 20 year old girls can be a handful.
Very much so.
But I don't think he won't get a job again.
I hope he doesn't.
He'll be a sports game.
Yeah.
He'll be doing security.
I think people know who he is.
I don't know what he looks like.
But you know what I mean?
Like your mind just goes to that because I've just done a full 180.
Me.
I love social media telling us the story.
And now I'm like, I hate social media and the fact that the skill has been able to speak
out about it.
And he hasn't.
But yes, that is the biggest new story of Taylor's a year's tour.
He can start a TikTok.
You can give his side of it.
Yeah, just for the security guard.
It's the Sean and So Show.
It is New Zealand Music Month, as I'm sure you're aware, so.
Oh, yeah, we've been celebrating all week, actually,
with some epic prizes,
and the boys from Cotery dropped off one of their new vinyals to give away yesterday.
It was so beautiful.
There's some very talented musicians in New Zealand.
Also, it's cool to have a vinyl, even if you don't have a record player.
Do you want a really fun fact?
Yeah, hit me.
80% of people that owned vinyl in the UK don't have a record player.
Wow.
I wonder what that's like in New Zealand.
It's got to be similar.
Well, no, I don't have the fun fact for New Zealand, just for the UK.
It's my fun facts are limited and obscure.
Yeah, that is one of your flaws.
You've got very UK-based statistics.
Yes.
When it comes to New Zealand, not so much.
I am, as they say, a UK-based statistician.
I've got like 12 vitals and no record player.
So you add 1%.
How many records do you have?
Zero.
One.
One.
Vinyl player?
No.
There we go.
100% of people in this room do not have a record.
New Zealand Music Mart, Mark, speaking of Drak's project,
the new single there, they joined us to
perform their favourite New Zealand
song of all time and had to come through with
some heat, Dave Dobbins' slice
of heaven.
How good is this, eh?
When was this? Just this way? This is so sick.
Also, do you feel like this is one of those
songs where you have to sing along?
This is doing everything in my
body to not sing along.
A couple years ago, I was DJing the
changeover set on the R&B,
stage where you play between all the acts and I played this before Wilkinson and I swear
it got a better reaction his whole set.
Edge.com
New Zealand.
Go check it out, Drax Project.
And they perform covers in their live shows all the time.
They've been known to perform Genuine Pony.
A few songs from Justin Timberlake.
Let's mix this in their Drake's Project.
Slice of Heaven live.
I'm here for it.
It's the Sean and Sof show.
You may have heard a man by the name of Jason Momoa in New Zealand right now.
He is filming a new TV show.
Fast X, the new Fast and Furious drop last week.
They did a New Zealand premiere for it.
It was beautiful.
I was out of the country.
But Sophie, you went along, as did a lot of people from work,
I was very jealous.
You got to walk the red carpet.
You got to see Jason Mamoa.
It was crazy.
We are very fortunate that we get to see a lot of the movies when they come out because they want us to talk about them.
And this one, they were like,
oh it's a red carpet event and we were like oh yeah they're all red carpet events no no no this
one very much was i only realized an hour beforehand my flatmate happened to be following someone
who was setting up posted a photo at 3 p m the whole of sylvia park which is a massive shopping
mall in o'clock just hundreds of people waiting for jason milmore so i was like in my jeans and a jumper
at that stage and i was like oh oh dear must change so i changed into an outfit picked up katie our
promo manager we went along and not once not twice but three times
we ran into Jason Mamoa.
The first two times we just stared because we were across the red carpet.
It feels like too many cameras and things.
You know, I didn't want to tell my undying love just then.
The third time was my opportunity, my one shot, mom's spaghetti.
I was up outside the movie theater and I was with Katie and one of our friends, Gracie.
And we were the last ones to go in the theater by chance.
Gracie had come out to get a drink.
We're like, we'll wait for you.
Jason Memorial walks through.
with his security guards and his entourage.
They're going to a separate theatre.
So it's just like us in this room.
So he didn't watch it in the same movies.
Well, the whole movie, like cinema was packed out every single room.
So it's just you three and Jason Ma Ma Ma Mauna.
Yeah, and there's like a couple of people at the bar, but very rare people.
And our friend Gracie's like, Jason!
Jason, come over here!
And Katie and I froze, we're like, oh my God.
And he turns, see three of us, high tails it over.
Starts walking directly like, Jason Momort starts, boom, across the room.
I'm standing there.
going, oh my God, this is my dream come true. Don't screw it up. So say something hot, say something
funny. This is your husband. I look at him. He looks at me. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing happens.
My mind, blank. My mouth closed. Nothing comes out of my mouth. So he gives Grace a hug and he's like,
hey, it's really nice to meet you. Like, thanks for coming tonight. Gives her a kiss on the cheek.
I'm staring at him. He's staring at me. I don't do anything. I don't move my hands.
And then he goes, okay, well, enjoy the movie and, like, walks away.
And I just, I statued.
My brain was like, do, do, do.
It turned off like a computer.
And I have never been more embarrassed to myself in my life.
One of my best friends called me the next day after I told them the story and said,
you've never, ever not had something to say.
Never.
Never.
You've seen me with every celebrity that walks in here.
We've interviewed some big names.
I've always got something.
Whether it's good or not.
And you always have your flirt game on.
Oh, my God.
The flirt game went out the window.
And I was like, there.
I'm so disembate.
disappointed at myself.
You cooked it.
I cooked the goose well.
You caught it.
That was it.
That was your chance.
He came over to you.
How many girls get an opportunity to stand in front of Jason Mamoa
privately and say something to him?
Very few.
And you just...
Didn't say anything.
Yeah.
Not even...
No.
Not even...
How's your day?
Not even...
Hello.
Not even some weather chat.
No, I could have been like nice weather to say.
Nothing.
So, Sean, I needed you there.
for some confidence, but hey, you were off
gallivanting in Fiji. She needed to be a wingman you.
In Fiji, so maybe in the future you owe me
one wingman token.
Wait, that does not feel like it's my fault.
It is your fault entirely. It's not my fault
you clamped up when you saw J-Mo.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is Sean and Sof Show.
Sof, you would consider yourself a bit of
an entrepreneur, you've got a lot of
business ideas. Yes. You've never
actioned any of them, but you're an ideas woman.
Do you know, fun fact. I actually did once
when I was year nine
in school, so how old would you be there?
13.
Topical.
So I, we had a business class.
This is a whole other story.
Should I tell this now?
Quickly, yeah, give us a quick rundown about.
I'm interested.
I sold laptop covers, like little keypad covers, and I shipped them in from China for a business project.
And I made so much money the school made me return it to the business department.
Because it was supposed to be like a school project.
And I made thousands of dollars.
And they made me give it back to the school.
That's rubbish.
I know.
That's your money.
I know.
I'm still mad about it.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay.
you do have skills in business.
Okay, so this is something crazy that's come up this week,
and I was talking to a friend of mine about it.
Pokemon Go.
Okay. Hear me out.
No, Pokemon Go did not come up this week.
Hear me up.
Yes, it did.
My friend was on the phone, and he's like,
I'm going to have to pause you there for a second.
There's a Pokemon.
And I was like, where do you live?
What are you talking about?
It's called a snake.
And no, and there was a Pokemon outside of his house.
And he's like, oh, me and my wife were playing Pokemon Go again.
And so then I came into the show on Thursday,
and I was just like, this is a joke.
No one's paying Pokemon Go.
And I was come for.
The community was like,
Pokemon Go is still a thing.
Why?
Who's still into it?
So many people are still into it.
I had hundreds of tech.
So what's your business idea?
This already exists?
Yes, it does.
My business idea,
that one does already exist.
I've got two ideas now.
The first idea was we make a new game
because Pokemon Go already exists, right?
But it's having a resurgence,
which means people want to do something
like this. You want to create a Pokemon game.
No, I thought what's another game
where there are animals? I think we make a
here we go. This is me. Spitballing on the spot.
Jurassic Park game.
And you go and catch dinosaurs
or you run from dinosaurs.
Because if the market
is there and people want
Pokemon Go, they want something new.
So, Sean.
What about laptop covers?
It's tried and trusted.
You know it works.
You can't just go, hey, there's a game that was big, and now it's not.
No, now it's big in the end.
Have you heard of Candy Crush?
Temple Run.
Subway Surfer.
That was a good game.
My other idea was we make a club, Pokemon Go Club, and then we like do club night,
and you DJ, and everyone plays Pokemon Go at the bar.
Okay, I'm interested, but what if the idea of Pokemon Go is like you've got to go to different places?
What if there's only one shit Pokemon?
So we have mini bars.
Okay.
Yeah.
Now the balls roll.
It's just a creative session, guys.
Yeah, I love it.
This is Sean and So Show.
So this year, Eurovision went down last weekend.
I've been keeping a close eye on it to see if there is going to be the next
Marnerskin, the next Lauren Spencer Smith through Eurovision.
Wait, was Lauren Spencer Smith through London?
Yeah, she was Canada.
Wow.
This year, though, the top songs just didn't quite do it for me.
Really?
So this is the song that came number one.
It's by an artist called Lorraine from Sweden.
It's not bad.
It sounds like a bad see a song.
Yeah.
In my opinion.
You can tell she's got a powerful voice.
It's just a bit like, you know what it sounds like?
Pitch perfect final.
You know, like they've made the world championships
and they're really strong because they've overcome adversity.
And now they're singing their final song.
That is it.
And it's meant to be a song contest, right?
So the more unique, the better,
which brings me to the song that came number two.
This is my favourite.
Which is doing the best on the charts.
It's Finland's song, which is now like number seven on global Spotify.
Oh, it's fantastic.
I'm going to be playing it tonight.
It's a techno song meets heavy metal, and it's called cha-cha-cha.
Cha-cha.
I do not like that, ready?
You're joking, Aela.
You love the idea of it, but you wouldn't...
You don't actually like the song, yeah.
Absolutely not.
Terrible.
It's horrible.
It's so bad.
And those were like the top two in Eurovision.
Yeah.
I reckon we could write a better song.
that leads me to my next point.
Not that you and I are going to write a song.
Let's do it. Okay. I know you've got mad confidence in all of your abilities.
Okay, it's not. It's not you and I who are writing it.
Eurovision is worldwide.
Australia is in it?
All these different countries, New Zealand's not in it.
But I thought if we were going to submit an artist from New Zealand to write a song for Eurovision,
who would we choose that accurately reflects New Zealand and who would write the best song for it.
And I've got some suggestions.
Okay. I'm trying to have a thing.
Suggestion number one, just because I think these guys really embody a New Zealand sound.
Then catch a fire.
I'm all for it.
Zero vision.
Number two, option, Savage.
Shake that ass now.
Give me some shake that ass over some cha-cha-cha-cha.
And my number one option, think of what the best New Zealand song is of all time.
The best, like, the best written New Zealand pop song.
This guy has only written one song.
But I firmly believe that if he's done it before, he can do it again, let's send Dane Rumble.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Goated.
We'd win hands down.
Do you remember when we did a night show and we got it to number one on the Shazam chart?
I do remember that.
Guys, just for the Shizz and giggles right now, if you've got your phone, can you grab out Shazam?
And we're going to play a little bit of Dane Rumble and just Shazam it and we'll see if we can get it back on the charts just one time.
We'll give me 10 seconds to open Shazam.
It turns out is really easy to rig the Shazam charge
if you get enough people to do it.
Are you getting yours out?
Yeah, I'm getting out now.
Five, four, three, two.
And Shazam.
All right, everyone in Shazam now.
Turn back in next weekend to see if they made the chance.
This, Sean and Soe Show.
Miley Cyrus, her new single, it is called Jaded on the Edge, Sean and Sof.
New music video for that came out on Wednesday.
Man, she's hot.
So hot.
So hot.
That music video, man.
Go and check it out.
I don't like obviously
Miley has always been
very attractive
Well yeah but I went like
Through a stage of
This is peak Miley
You know she went kind of
She was going through some stuff
And now she's back in this music
That song in particular
My favourite one off the album
And I think this music video is just so powerful
And so roar and so hur
I think she stopped doing the sexy thing
Which is good
You don't know everyone needs to
But now this music video
She's gone back to it
She's like
In a beach
Where a next to nothing
She's on a bed
wearing next to nothing.
It's had 2 million views and at least 500,000 of those have been mine.
And if you'd like to see, you can text jaded to 33443,
and I'll look it back to you.
How dark is Liam Hemsworth right now?
Very.
He's like, wow.
We're talking Lewis Capaldi right now.
Sorry, I got distracted.
What are we talking about?
We're doing the radio show?
Yes, we're doing Lewis Capaldi.
Louis Capaldi, the Scottish Beyonce, as he calls himself.
He got asked in an interview this week if he was to put together his dream boy band,
including him, three other members,
four-piece boy band. Who would he choose?
Nile Horan, number one.
Oh, close. Nile Horan was number two.
Oh, okay, I was like...
I would probably have...
I want it to be successful.
Yeah.
So, Harry Stiles will be in there, of course.
Yep.
Have Nile in there, just because he's a good lad as well.
Yeah. And plus, it'll be like a big thing
because they're two of them are together.
So yeah, me, Nile, Harry,
and...
Ed, of course.
So I've just nailed all of those names as it happened.
I was like, after I said Nal Hoare and I was like, okay, if I was actually making a boy band, who would it be?
Harry Nile and I mouthed Ed Sharon.
So I would say I'm no Simon Cowell, but maybe Simone at best.
I reckon I could make a better boy band than that.
So do I.
Because they're two same same.
That's what I was thinking.
They're the same artist.
Okay, what would you do if you're making either a boy band or like a mixed group, maybe like an ABBA situation?
Bring back two girls, two boys.
In multiple aspects of life.
What's it cool when you're a polygamous relationship?
Double dating?
Come to dinner with me.
Let's stick it with boy bands.
Because that's what the task was.
But I reckon diversify you need a rapper or someone who does hip-hop.
I mean, I'd go Drake.
He's the biggest in the world.
And then you need someone who's got a different voice.
You know, Zane carried that different voice.
I'd go the weekend.
He kind of fits that spot.
Oh, no, no.
I'd go Car lead for a different voice.
Who else would I throw in there?
I'd even go like, I'd probably have like a J Cole for my rapper, real underground, you know, well, not underground, but.
He's so over the ground.
Oh my God, have you heard of Jay Cole?
He's this real underground.
He's this real underground.
He's not a Drake.
He's going to take off.
Grammy winning rapper Jay Cole.
I meant like, he's not like pop, like, jokes.
Hey, this is Sean and So show.
How far out of the house are you allowed to go in your pajamas?
Oh, this is so much a togs, togs, togs, dogs, undies situation.
Hey.
Okay, I'll give you all the information because now that it's winter, I've started brewing my flannel pajamas again.
Oh, bless you.
Yeah, I've got just the bottoms.
I was going to say, do you match top to bottom?
No, no, I don't do tops.
But I've got these bottoms and they're like full flannel.
They're definitely pajama bottoms.
Okay.
Like you couldn't pass them as track pants.
They've got like dears on them and like trees and stuff, you know.
And I wear them on my egg boots.
And I never leave the house brewing this.
I used to when I live like further out into the country, you know, you'd walk around the house and stuff.
but now that I live in an apartment.
In the city, yeah.
Yeah.
And slowly, the longer I've lived there,
the further my boundaries of my house feel like they are.
Okay, so how far are we talking about?
So it used to be to the elevator that I could go on my pajamas.
Now it's a cafe.
Then I went down the elevator to pick up some mail in my pajamas.
And then just yesterday,
I left my house,
I went down in my pajamas,
and I went to the corner store to buy myself a little,
trokey treat after dinner
and I was wearing my pajamas
and I almost got changed and I was like you know what?
What time of night is this?
Like 9pm
Do you know what?
Acceptable.
Really?
Acceptable.
Yeah.
After 8pm and before 6.30 a.m.
Acceptable.
Those are your timeframes.
Anytime after 6.30 it's too late.
People are going to work and you just look like you haven't got out of bed.
After 8pm, absolutely fine.
See, I combat this by only.
wearing normal clothes to bed.
As in, I wear, like, sweatpants and t-shirts.
So you'll never know if I'm in the supermarket and I'm in pajamas or not.
Well, I can't do that.
No, no, you can do that.
But that's like a, that's a hack, you know.
That's cheating.
That's a hack.
That's cheating.
You're not rolling around and you're like pattern flannel ones.
She thought it was brave.
Yes, it is brave.
But I figured I'm like, I'm not more than 100 metres from my bedroom, so it seems okay.
That's to me, that's it.
If you're like...
What if it was 100 metres in the middle of the day?
I still think I'd go to this corner store.
Okay, fair enough.
But I wanted to know, 3, 3, 4, 3, is there a rule?
I know I used to work at Pack and Day.
I saw people roll through there in their dressing gowns.
I genuinely think people go to like a Kmart or a supermarket in their pajamas all the time.
This is the Sean and Sof Show.
I've got a quick question for everyone and I need your input just to settle a debate with me and a friend of mine.
Getting a glass of water at home is quite regular, taking it to bed.
You know, I'm putting it on the side table.
And often you will leave a half-drunk glass of water sitting on the bedside table.
Water is a thing that doesn't go off per se.
You know, if you leave a milk glass out, that'll go off.
Yeah.
Water is just water.
True.
How many days can you leave the water glass out and still drink the water inside it?
This is a great question because I don't think we are qualified to answer this.
I'm sure there's someone listening who actually knows about BATTS.
bacteria and microbiomes is like you can't leave it for more than this amount of time.
I'm pretty fast and loose with this stuff and I'd go like,
I've got, if it's there a couple days, I'd probably still swig it.
But anything passed like day two.
Day two, okay.
Because you just the amount of things of dust and flies.
Wednesday, would you drink it?
Yeah, I'd get a little sip.
Thursday.
I wouldn't finish it.
Thursday?
Nah.
Thursday's you cut off.
Yeah, it's a cut off.
Monday to Wednesday, fine.
Monday, Thursday, not fine.
But I think if that's my idea, you should do less than that.
Okay.
I will eat expired food.
I'd say 24 hours for the average person.
I mean, it's water.
Surely it's fine.
No matter how long you leave it out for.
Yeah, but I think if it's in a glass,
it's more about what's landing in that glass.
You know, you've got dust landing in there.
You've got flies landing around the lid.
So when you drink from a stream, that's fresh water.
That's got stuff landing in it.
But it's moving.
So if I swish the water around a little bit in the glass, it's fine.
Don't you think that's such a strange concept, though,
that like it is water but if the more the longer you leave it out the we're getting but you still
will drink it okay I think I would drink it okay I think I would drink it on Monday I would probably
drink it back on Wednesday but like begrudgingly if I was thirsty if we pour a glass of water
and we leave it in the studio then we can come in for your show on yeah well could we leave
it in here without someone taking it out well it's a weekend so no one's here what if we
leave a glass of water what if we both leave a glass of water and we'll write our names on it
and it's who can who can who can who can
can leave theirs the longest to drink.
And then drink it. And then drink it. We'll drink it live on the show next week.
Let's see if we're still alive. Let's see. Oh, we are getting some text in on 3343.
We will read your medical advice because we are not equipped. But how long would you
leave a glass of water out and still drink it?
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Earlier, we played post Malone's later song, Chemical.
I love this song.
Great track from an upcoming record. We hadn't heard a lot about it. It is the first
single from his new project, but he broke the ice about it on social media this week.
I wanted to tell you guys that I have an album coming out this summer on July 28th.
It's called Austin, like my name.
That is my name.
It's been some of the funnest music, some of the most challenging and rewarding music,
trying to really push myself and really do some cool stuff and played guitar on every song on the record.
And I'm super, super excited to share it with you.
Why is he the sweetest human either?
That was me cutting down the video.
He went for like two minutes.
but it's also wholesome.
The thing I love about him, it's unscripted.
Yeah.
It's not forced.
It's just him smiling and he keeps saying,
I love you guys, I love you guys.
Keep sharing the love.
He just seems like he really loves what he's doing.
Do you know, I couldn't focus the whole time though,
because all I can think about is...
It's how you blew your shot with Jason Mamoa this week.
Yes, and I would blow it also with post-meat.
But I just called him post-meat.
Terrible from me.
You might be better to not say anything in that particular situation.
No, I'm thinking how do you get the name Post Malone from Austin?
And I'm thinking like, okay.
You don't know how he got his name?
No.
Oh, it's a great story.
What?
Facebook name generator.
No.
You know those memes that used to go around that was like, this is your Facebook.
The Facebook like memes, it was like your rap name.
What is the last letter of this?
And then what's the color of your t-shirt?
And his color of his t-shirt was Malone.
No, well, I don't know what it was.
And it puts up some thing.
And it was a rap name generator that came up with Post Malone.
It was the first time he did it.
And he was like, that sounds sick.
Oh my gosh.
That is what?
Okay, let's make yours right now.
What is the...
Wait, you are the rap name generator.
The rap generator.
What was the name of your first street growing up?
No, I'm not trying to hack your bang.
This is just a hilarious name for a street.
Fakamara Mara.
Okay, okay.
Fakamara Rode.
So we'll go with...
Okay, and then what is the colour of the vegetable you last ate?
Orange, I had a carrot.
Fagamara Mara.
Orange is.
your rap name. That's actually tough.
For like a Kiwi rap name? Yeah.
Fucking mutter-mata orange. Yeah, that's sick.
That's sick. I'm good. Okay, if you want some rap names, we'll do this every
Saturday morning. I mean, the rapping part that I struggle with.
I can come up with a good rap name.
That's the Sean and So Show. I just got back from my OE.
Oh yes, your one week extravagance in Fiji. Went to Fiji.
Hang out with my father who lives over there.
I did. Brian Nathan. Yes.
Me up in a nightclub.
But you have been holding on to the story. You're like the best story, the best story of your
And do you know what makes me so happy?
That's build-ups.
Exactly.
It makes me so happy when you're like,
So I've got the best story ever because I'm like,
keep telling me.
Keep telling me because when you deliver it, it's got to be good.
So, Sean, take the floor.
Okay, it's not the best story ever, but it's pretty funny.
I was, you know how when you pack to go overseas,
you fold all your clothes really nicely?
And you pack your stuff and it's all going to be lovely.
And then when you pack to come home,
you just like shove that shit in a suitcase.
This is fascinating, yes.
Okay, well, I did that on my way home and then realize,
that once I packed my suitcase, it was filled to the brim,
I bought a few things over there, zipped it shut.
I'd forgotten to put my underwear in there
because I put my underwear in a different drawer.
This is terrible.
You're going to make, because it's just soft, right?
Let me finish the story.
Okay, okay, what am I going to do?
I'll put my underwear and my carry on
because then I've got some space there.
So I put my underwear and my carry on.
And then I go through customs.
And what I didn't realize is that coming through Fiji
into New Zealand,
they're a lot more strict with the liquids you can bring on.
Coming through New Zealand, you can bring a diodont, coming out of Fiji, you can't.
So I get buzzed up, going through airport security.
They pull me to the side.
And they go, sir, can we look through your bag?
And this guy just basically, he may as well have just opened it and just shucked the contents of my bag all over this table.
And we're checking it amongst a bunch of other people.
So there's 30 people in line behind me.
And he throws the contents of your bag.
My girlfriend's mum's there.
And he opens my bag.
and just like 10 pairs of undies fall out.
And this is the end of your holiday?
End of my holiday.
And there's 10 pairs of undies.
And there's like a deodorant.
And there's like a pier of earpons.
And that's what I have in my carry on.
And everyone's kind of obviously I'm straight red in the face.
I'm like this is so embarrassing.
You look like the guy who shits himself six times on the plane.
I look like the guy who needs 10 pears of undies on a plane to get through a three-hour flight.
Wow.
And I was just like, didn't mention it.
There is something so awkward.
about seeing other people's underwear.
Like, it doesn't...
We all wear underwear.
But it's so strange.
Like, even do you find,
or you don't flat with friends anymore,
but, you know, the age old,
like stuff's lying out on the clothes
or something falls in,
it's like a pair of your flatmate's undies.
And you're like,
you don't want to, like, hang them up.
It's just a pair of clothing.
To get to another point,
when I was flatting,
I would sometimes hang out my flatmates washing
just to be a good guy.
No, no.
But I would always get to the undies and go,
should I touch this?
You flatmate with guys.
Yeah.
Imagine how we have to be.
Joint flats.
But it.
Imagine if you've hung out, like, your girl flatmate's undies.
Like, that would be strange, right?
Would be.
Well, that's what I've come home sometimes, and someone's, like,
taken my washing off the clothes horse, and it's just, like, lying on the floor,
and I'm like, okay, someone's gone through my...
Anywho, I feel sorry for you in that customs ages.
Imagine that, but it's not your flatmate that you know and trust.
It's a random customs officer from Fiji.
And your girlfriend's mum.
Yeah, so that was what happened.
Hey, you're glad you waited until the end of that story?
I actually am.
That was a great story.
Seven out of ten.
Oh, I love that.
That's the Sean and Soe Show.
We usually like to do.
to wrap up the show on Saturdays by Sof sending us into the weekend with an inspirational
quote which she prepares earlier at length.
Yes, definitely do prepare and definitely not Googling inspirational quotes on Google as we speak.
I'd prefer you to Google it and come up with something that's actually like a philosopher's
as opposed to just looking around the room and trying to come up with something.
What if we go around the room?
What a bare room today.
Okay, no, this is good.
This is good.
If the room is bare, oh, no, okay, I've got it.
I've got it.
I love it when she pivoted me.
quote.
So.
Ganda used to do that.
Sometimes in life, you are offered a bare room, a bare space.
And you think that you are not filled with blessings because it's empty.
What it means.
Wait, what?
No.
How you offered a beard space?
No, no, no.
Okay.
There's an empty space, an empty room, an empty house, an empty park.
You're at an empty space.
Yeah.
And you're looking...
Metaphorically or physically?
It could be both.
Okay.
Can you think to yourself, I don't have anything?
Boo-hoo.
Yes.
However.
I've never experienced this person.
With a bare space
comes opportunity
to make your own
space. So if you get
to a room with empty walls,
just know you can make
that space yours. And I think
that relates to life. Sometimes you feel like you don't
know what you're doing and you feel like
there's nowhere to go and it's all empty
inside of you. It means the more empty
space there is, the more you can fill
with the stuff that is bright and colorful
and makes you happy.
Boom.
That's a good one.
We got there.
So good.
Put it on a t-shirt.
Absolutely.
I think it's a bit long for a T-shirt.
I definitely have to revise.
I have to have the moment
when you pivoted mid-quote as well.
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