Secret Mum Club with Sophiena - The Galentine's Special

Episode Date: February 13, 2025

It's Galentine's day! And the ladies are testing their relationship with a little game of Mr & Mrs! Plus Sophiena spills the beans on some exciting upcoming plans! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We find ways to figure out just how we're feeling also we're ready to face whatever the day throws at us. Join me in escaping the chaos and taking a moment for calm. So how are you? Come and join in wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. And I'm Emma. And welcome to our Galentine's special. We love love on The Secret Mum Club, but neither of us really cares for Valentine's Day, so we're doing a little Galentine celebration instead. I just want to spread some love to everyone, especially the girls.

Yeah. Oh, you obviously, because you're one of the girls. Not one of the girls, just me. You. Yeah. Only you. Just to me. Okey doke.

Shall I wear my saucy undercrackers? Talking of spreading the love, Soph, I think there's something we need to talk about. Can you smell what the rack is? Can you smell what the rack is cooking honey? Honey? The rack. I would like to talk on the fact that I am planning a wedding. Yes.

Finally. Ideally in four, five months time. Yeah. Chris knows zero to this. So Chris can't be here on this chat because Chris actually doesn't know a thing. He doesn't need to do anything. I'm looking at venues, I'm looking at dresses. I would love to go and try dresses on, but I think that might be pushing it a bit too far. Flowers, bouquets, the lot. I've got it nailed to a cracker. Have you? But the venue is there and I'm not, I will not disclose the venue under no circumstances. No one will crack me because if I can pull it off.

Hang on, do you have one? I'm currently in talks. Are you? And it is so fucking massive. So you're going big? I'm going big. Okay, because you were, I'm not going to- When I say I'm going big, I'm going memorable.

Okay. Okay. Not big size, but like- Not big, big, big size. But because you were like, I'm not going to. When I say I'm going big, I'm going memorable. Okay. Okay. Not big size, but like. Not big, big, big size. But meaningful. But very, very meaningful. Okay. Very huge.

Okay. Meaningful, yes. Because you were like, I'm not going to do anything that major. She's going to be low key. She's going to be low key. You know, mindful, cutesy, demure. It technically is going to be. It's going to be very cutesy, very demure, very mindful.

So only going to be the family. Okay. No one else. Okay. Just me, my sister. Obviously Chris will be there. I should have maybe said that before I mentioned my sister, but me, Chris. Me, Roxanne in order of importance. My mom, my dad, the children. Yeah. My niece is my nephew. His wife and then Chris. And then Chris. Yeah. Yeah. Just make sure he's there. But it's going to be very cutesy, very tiny, very demure, very little, but also on the other end of the spectrum. Fucking epic.

Are you going quite extra? Like with all the like bits? No, and I just feel like my style for the dress has completely changed as to what I would have pictured myself maybe in when I was 21, 25. Did you think you might get married in your 20s? Yeah, I did. Yeah. What a stupid, I did. Yeah. What a stupid cow I was.

I didn't even have a man. I don't need a man. To make it happen. How old will you be getting married? 36. If I can pull it off by May 2025, which man is in? Four months. Four months, which isn't going to happen.

No, three months. It's not very, it's not very long at all. Three months. If I can pull it off by then. It'll be 36. 36. Yeah. But if it's next year. 37. Or it might be Christmas. I've got a few options. I'm wearing up lots of different things, but obviously May is very special because that is our 10 year anniversary. That would be nice to do it by then. And it'd be summer. Yes. That'd be nice. And then Renly will be Diddy. Yeah. With his little poofing down. He'll be a really cute age because he'll be

just be waddling around. I just feel like Doxy and Colby helping him down the aisle and he can get him in a little suit. Oh stop. Little waistcoat, little bootie. Oh my God. Obviously I got married before kids, but I quite loved the idea. Would you redo it again to dress them up?

Do you know what? I just, I quite liked the idea of having the kids there. So something I never thought I would do was renew my vows because I was like, why do you need to if you got married once? But I actually think that it might be quite fun. Yeah, I reckon it would be fun. Get the kids dressed up. Dressed up. Basically have a massive party. Do you got to do it where they're tiny? Can you imagine our little flower girl dress? Yeah. Maybe for mine and Stefan's 10 year? Wedding anniversary. 10 year wedding anniversary. Because you've been together long. That's

for another three years though. Oh no, certainly not. Well, she'll still be four, very cute. She'll be four, Joseph will be six. That's still very cute. It's still cute. Really cute. Give her a little dress.

Yes. Oh my gosh. So can you talk about the dress or no? No, I haven't tried any dresses, but I've got a few styles that I like. Again, can you talk about that? But I thought I was going to want princess like tight hair, poof. Yeah. You know?

But no, I don't think that's where I'm going to be at. I don't know if that's what I want or where I'm going to be at. I think I'm going to go slender, which I don't think I bet. I guess it all depends what you look like in the dress. I know what the girls are all wearing. The girls. As in my girls. The bridesmaids. all wearing. The girls? As in my girls. The bridesmaids?

Yes, my sister, her three, my one. Okay, yep. They're collectively just all the girls. Okay. So I know what they're in. Is it all top secret? What colour are they in? Can you tell us about the palette?

They are going to be pastel. Okay. The pastels, because I thought it was very springy for May. Different colours, yeah? Yes, all different colors. Nice. To represent something. Fruit pastels. Chocolate eclairs. Yeah. No, French fancies. What? To represent something.

Yeah. Yeah, you do love a fondant fancy. I do. Yeah. Is it a fondant fancy? I thought it was a French fancy. French fancy. They made it a fondant. Yeah. Okay. All right. out of fondant. Yeah. Okay. All right. Interesting. But no brown ones.

No brown ones. No. I've got a bad rep with poo. Yeah. You don't dress your bridesmaids up like turrets. No. Boys suit. Really classic suits.

Really, really classy. Navy suits? No, black and white. Black and white? Yeah. Dickie bow or tie? Dickie bow. Okay.? No, black and white. Black and white? Yeah. Dickie bow or tie? Dickie bow.

Okay. Yeah. Nice. Straight jackets, I don't want no penguin tails. No, and no penguin tails, top hat and the waistcoat. I do want a waistcoat. Yeah, but not a patterned one. Not a patterned.

Do you remember that? Just black. Remember in the 90s. Black, black, white, black and I would like a shiny shoe. I do. I'm a sucker for a bit of a shiny shoe. A little broke. Do you remember in the 90s when everyone had those patterned waistcoats?

Oh, yes. And the tails. The tail and the top hat bit of a shiny shoe. A little broke. Do you remember in the 90s when everyone had those patterned waistcoats? Oh yes. And the tails. The tail and the top hat. Top hat and tails. That's what my sister had at hers. Yeah, because when did she get married? They're taquars.

Quite a while ago. 2005? Yeah, so it was all their age, probably. 2005, 20. It's her 20 year anniversary. This year, it's her 20 year anniversary this year and she's 40 this year. Wow, what a year.

What a year. And you're getting married. Time to be alive. Yeah, if I can pull it off. Well, it'll even be this year and she's 40 this year. Wow, what a year. What a year. And you're getting married. Time to be alive. Yeah, if I can pull it off. Well, it'll even be this year. It'll be some fucking miracle if I can pull it off. By Christmas. By Christmas, yeah.

I would like to do it before, by Christmas. I do quite like the idea of having like a wintery vibe because I was so stressed about the weather. I think when you have a summer wedding in the UK, You put so much pressure on yourself, don't you? So much pressure on yourself for it to be like, can you do it outside? Is it gonna rain?

Are people gonna be cold? Do I need a marquee? Do I need patio heaters? Whereas when you just embrace the cold and go, it's gonna be cozy, maybe snowy, wintery, cold, rainy. We'll be inside candle lit, cozy, cutesy, fire. Snow machine. Yeah.

So there's something nice about that. I think. Either way it'll be lovely. Snow machine. Yes. So there's something nice about that I think. Either way it'll be lovely. Outfits. So outfits I think are great. I know exactly the image that I want. But I've just got to finalise. Yeah.

A few. I didn't realise you'd done so much already. To be fair. Well I know I've kind of had a few things that I've liked over the years. You've had these ideas for 20 years. Yeah, I basically stalked Chris. Yeah, found the husband, now you just need to slot him into the plan.

If you could just turn up on the day, could've been any man, but it's Chris. What a lucky chap, what a lucky chap. So yeah, that's where we're at. It's all very, very exciting. It's all very, the fluff off this jumper is going everywhere. Can you see it?

Yeah, don't wear that on the day. I won't. What's your maid of honor wearing? I.E. your girl, Emma. Me, it's me. You may not want to turn up. You might be like, fuck this. I'm not jumping out of an airplane.

Maid of honor, I would like her in white. Really? I know very untraditional. Most brides want to be would like her in white. I know very untraditional to- Most clients wanna be the only one in white. No, I would like her in white. To be fair, I would have all the girls in white and the men in black. So that is another option.

See when I'm toy- Here come the men in black. When I'm toying with the idea of different things. So I've either got pastels, all the same, all mixed colors. Yeah. Or I want all of them in white and then all the men in black. Yeah, that'd be cool. Because I just think, imagine the photos, how-

More chrome. Divine. Divine. Absolutely stunning. I think that depends on the season as well, like pastels are more summery. If you go winter. Also, if you're having a theme, it goes really well with a theme. Are you having a theme? Yes. I'm not telling you what the theme is

because the theme will give away too much, too much. Big fun party, big dirty stinking party. Big dirty stinking party. Big dirty stinking party. Oh, it's gonna be so much fun, I love a wedding. Oh, I'm so excited, I'm gassed. Gassed. Gassed. So yeah, that's where we're at. I'm not really given much, am I?

But I feel like I'm given loads. No, I feel like you've said a lot there. It was more than I thought you had. For goodness sake. Yes, more than I thought you had. So there you go. That's how I'm getting on with my wedding plans. What about you?

How are you and Stefan getting on? Still married. Still, thank goodness. That's good. Same... Not planning our wedding. Planning Valentine's, are you gonna do anything nice? Do you know what, I feel like this is the same for us too, with every event in the calendar,

we're always like, yeah, we're not bothered about that. Not bothered about Halloween, not bothered about Valentine's, not bothered about- Christmas and Emma's words. No, we do, well. She didn't put her on Christmas. I do love Christmas.

I did buy my children presents. She did. In the end. When everyone guilt tripped her all night. When everyone put me on trial. I do love Christmas. I did buy my children presents. She did. In the end. When everyone guilt tripped her all night. When everyone made me do it. That makes you feel bad. But no, Valentine's, I do just think- Why are we telling each other on one day of the year

how much we love each other? Tell that person every single day. It doesn't even matter. Just tell them you love them every day. Do you know what? In a weird coincidence, so last year on Valentine's, when I was very, very heavily pregnant, didn't Stefan's dad, Stefan was away and I was with Stefan's dad in my house because he came to help me look after Joseph. Yes. Not for Valentine's Day,

but he happened to be there on Valentine's Day and he, edible wonder pants, and he cooked me dinner, naked, no, he cooked me dinner and we had a lovely spaghetti bolognese. Naked chef. And we shared a spaghetti like Lady and the Tramp. God, no, this is making me feel sick. Stop. Hope he's not listening. Yeah, and then weirdly, we had such a nice time.

He's gonna be here again this year. People are gonna start asking questions. No way. Yeah. There's a baby to be there as well. How weird. That is so strange. It must just be this time of year that we're particularly busy because Stefan's away working again. People are going to start asking questions. No way! Yeah! There's a baby to be there as well. How weird! That is so strange.

It must just be this time of year that we're particularly busy because Stefan's away working again. Stefan's really busy this time of year though isn't he? He's really busy. February, March for some reason. I don't know why. It all just comes to a head. So here's mum and dad are coming and let's not say anything about head.

I'm really bad at doing the words. This year is less suspicious because his mum's going to be there as well. Thankfully. Hopefully she's not going to be there. So it's a threesome this year. No, I'm joking. It's, they're both going to be there and me and Sadie and Joseph, but not Stefan. So get that, get those pineapples on.

Get your pampas grass out. For the last. Show me his boss. Well, anywho, I think we need a break. So that's us. Right. After the break, we're going to get into a little Galentine's game. Fandool Casino's exclusive live dealer studio game. in an exciting live dealer studio, exclusively on FanDuel Casino, where winning is undefeated. 19 plus and physically located in Ontario.

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We find ways to figure out just how we're feeling. Also, we're ready to face whatever the day throws at us. Join me in escaping the chaos and taking a moment for calm. So, how are you? Come and join in wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome back to our Galentine's special. We are feeling the love today, so much so it's time for a little game.

We are so excited that we are going to do a game of charades. Oh God. If you couldn't see that, Safina. Drew a willy. Drew a penis on her whiteboard. Very immature. No, you remember the game show Mr and Mrs, right? Yes.

Well, we're going to play it with a twist. You have to do it naked. Yeah. So we'll have a question read out that one of us will have to answer based on our relationship. Then the other will guess what the other has written. Okay. Should we do an EG? So yeah, we've both got a whiteboard here.

Here's our said whiteboard. And a pen and a rubber. Pen and rubber. So there's only one thing to do. Draw some willies! Cue the theme song. ["Mr. And Mrs." by The Cubs playing on the radio.] Do you remember this?

You know all the words. Yeah, because it was like my childhood. ["Mr. And Mrs." by The Cubs playing on the radio.] Love one another. ["Mr. And Mrs." by The Cubs playing on the radio.] Mr. And Mrs. What a tune. What a tune. What an absolute nostalgic memory. I was thinking of the revamped version that was on a few years ago. I don't think I remember the original. Don't you? The OG. Oh, I love it. You knew all the words. Yeah, I did. Right, I'm on for question number one.

What is it? So rules of the game, I'm gonna read question number one based on your relationship. We both have to answer, but you have to keep your board hidden. Yes. Because it's gonna be a... A match is a point.

Are we a match made in heaven, you and me, basically. Right, first question is, who is the smartest between Emma and Stefan? Okay. This is a hard one. Okay, ready? No. I think I know what you've written. I've written shit in my face.

It took a long time. I was trying to write it really slow. Yeah. Ready? Three, two, one. Ah! It's a match! It's a match made in heaven!

I mean, it's a match. Don't think we like you, Stefan, just so you know, just because we think you're smart. Yeah, she still hates you. It's a match, but I'm fucking fuming. I do think...'s a match. Don't think we like you, Stefan, just so you know, just because we think you're smart. Yeah, she still hates you. It's a match, but I'm fucking fuming. I do think. I'm sorry, it's hard, because you're both really fucking clever. Well, you know, we have this conversation sometimes.

You're using the wrong side of the rubber. I think, did I? I think we're connected. You're literally like, why did you tell me what was the right side? I mean, it still rubbed it out. Because I just thought everybody knew, you know. Still rubbed it out.

Yes, you're both very, very clever. Thank you, but I do think we have this conversation a lot cause I like to wind him up and say that I'm cleverer. But actually I think he knows more about more stuff than I do. Yeah, me too. He knows quite a lot about a lot. He's one of those people that I just find so intimidating cause they're like uber clever, you know.

He's a knob. No, I'm joking. No, he's not. Phenomenal person. No, he's quite smart. Team one all. One all though. We got one all. Lovely. All right. Ready for the next one? Yes. Who's punching between Soph and Chris? Oh, my life. I know what to... Okay, I know what to say to get a match, so I'm going to put that just so I get the points, so I'm going to put that just so I get the points. But it's not actually what I really think.

What? Three, two, one. Chris! I only said Chris because I knew you were going to say it. I actually think he's... Stop it. I actually think he's punching because you're such a stunner. You are winding me up.

You always look beautiful when you come in here. Chris is an absolute hunker hunker burning love. He is a hottie totty. I think he's so beautiful. He's very handsome. I think maybe- And tall. Tall, slim.

In shape. He's got great jawline. I don't know how I bagged him to be honest. I need to be careful what I say here. Yeah, gosh. I'm trying to stick it. I don't want you man! He's so fit.

No, but I think- I think maybe the amount of women that have told me how ugly and disgusting I am and that I shhh... It might have had an effect on you. Maybe, no it's not. He generally is just a beautiful, beautiful human. I actually think you're really well matched but I think, don't do yourself down. Oh I'm not saying I'm fugly but I'm just not saying I'm as cutie... You're not as ugly as you think you are, what? Cutie-but-tootie as him, you know. Oh no, not ugly. Jesus Christ! Don't get me wrong, I'm as cutie. You're not as ugly as you think you are, what? Cutie-but-tootie as him, you know. Oh no, not ugly, Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Don't get me wrong, I'm fit. I know I'm stunning. I'm just saying he's more stunning. Who is funnier or thinks they are funnier out of Emma and Stefan? All right. Oh, my pen's running out.

Is it? Yeah, yours is really working great. Okay, ready? God, you've written yours for long. That means we've got it wrong. For long. For long. Right, ready? Three, two, one.

Yes! It's me, obviously. I'm fucking hilarious. Obviously, you're fucking a hoot. I'm a hoot. I'm a riot. And you can't have two funny people in the relationship. No.

We know Stefan isn't funny. Exactly. He plays golf. Who's funny that plays golf? Boring! No offense if you play golf and you're really funny. He's smart, I'm funny. Yes. Good match. Good match. See, well balanced. Like a good spag bowl. Get them herbs and spices right and it's a lovely balance. It's three from three. It's three for three. Three for three. It's three oh. Friol, Frioli, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Friol, Fri day, I just sat on the table. The shit flying out, 4v4. We know our relationships. And I think even though you and Chris have got like an equal relationship and that he's a stay at home dad now with Renly, I still think you'd probably

change more nappies. I think I've changed more nappies than Stefan. I'm rapido. Do you know what, maybe we should have a nappy off as to who can change it the fastest. Yeah. Maybe I'll do that. Obviously you won't be able to see anything because it'll just be us like, because you won't be able to see it in the camera. You need two babies so you can race it. Let's do it on Sadie and Renly. Yeah. So let's do it the next time we're in with both babies. That'll be funny because we can't even tie them down to change their nappies because they're just off. Wiggling around. Yeah. Right, you ready? Yeah. Who instigates itchy legs in the kitchen? Emma or Stefan?

I'm going to put Safina because you're the only one that actually bangs on about it. You were the one that had sex in your kitchen, not me. I don't know where this has come from, this vicious rumour. Three, two, one. Oh no, it's that first. Three, two, one. Oh, no, it's that first one that's not a match. You instigated itchy legs. No, but I thought you would put me.

So that's why I went for me. No. Because you're always banging on about me having itchy legs in the kitchen and being a saucy bitch. Yeah, you're saucy, but I don't think you would have instigated it. Well, it's not true. So I didn't know how to answer that question.

You've just ridiculed, rig during game. What? I'm having a... I thought you were going to put me, because you were always going on about it. No, because you always... Yeah, but that's still, you're still into it. You know? I thought you were going to say it was me that... It takes two to do the itchy legs. Yeah, that's what I mean. Why did you put Stefan? Because it said instigated it.

That would have been the first person that's, has he stroked your itchy leg? Has he stroked or itched your leg first? Who groped the nipple first? Was it a cheeky slap on the bum cheek or a finger in the bum hole? You know, I don't know. But I would have said who instigated it. It's just gone in for a maybe a sweep around the kitchen like Emma! Oh! You know? That's how I imagined it. He would scoop you off your feet while your knees

deep in the pasta. You've got nappies everywhere in the world. Let's get kinky girl! Itchy legs in the kitchen is actually a figment of your imagination, so very hard one to answer that. Itchy legs in the kitchen is actually a figment of your imagination. So very hard one to answer that. She has sex all the time over the house. Every room. She's a saucy bugger. Right, ready? Okay.

Who is better at keeping secrets, Sophie or Chris? Ready? Three, two, one. No surprises there. Shakara! I can't keep a secret for shit. I can't keep a secret at all. Okay, remind me to never tell you anything.

But the thing is, is if you tell Chris a secret or tell me a secret, it will always get back to the other person. Yeah, exactly. Do you know the only person in the world that I know that doesn't even tell their own wife a secret? So when I fell pregnant with Dottie, right, and I was pregnant at my brother's wedding,

16 weeks pregnant at my brother's wedding, nobody knew. I changed my dress. It wasn't until right at the very end when I said to my sister-in-law, look, I'm 60 weeks pregnant. I'm struggling to hide it, but don't panic. I've got my dress. I'm good to go. My brother didn't, I told my brother and he didn't tell her. There's many scenarios. and when we say to Amy, like my brother's wife, why didn't you turn up? And she's like, this is a surprise to me. I didn't even know this was happening. I'm like, Richie, why didn't you tell Amy? And he's like, because she told me it was a surprise.

Yeah, to Roxanne, not to your own wife. Richie won't tell anybody, the secret is locked. Wow, your secret is safe with him. Safe with Richie. So if there's anybody you need to tell a secret to, Richie's your guy. Couldn't be more different as twins, could you? Do you know when someone tells you something and they go, don't tell anyone, not even Stefan, all right? I'm like, yeah, all right. Obviously I'm going to go straight home and tell him. All right. Yeah. I'll be straight on the phone. Stefan, you never guess what. I literally walk away from them like you never guess what. Chris guess what. Fucking hell. That's what I do. Who is messier? Oh come on. Emma or Stefan?

I think we all know the answer to this. Ready? Three two one. No I'm pan! I'm sorry, I can go through with it! Wait. I can't go through with it! Yay! I mean, no surprises here. I was slacking him off. I did me right yours, but I knew how pissed that was going to make you. And then I panicked. I panicked. I was under pressure. Don't you fucking dare. Under pressure, dear. I think everyone listening to this podcast knows how messy Stefan is.

Doesn't even take the fucking bins out. No. Goes to golf all the time. Don't put his own pants and socks in the laundry bin. I could go on all day. Oh, crusty dusty sacks. All right, ready for the next one? Yes.

Who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse? So full, Chris. Who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse? I'm gonna be really, really honest with this one, if I'm honest with you. Brutal, brutally honest. I think even Chris would say this. I don't need a man.

Yes, ready? Three, two, one. Yes! Do you know what? I thought about that one long and hard, because I thought, I don't know whether you'd be, I don't know what you'd be like. And then actually I thought, who am I kidding?

You sort out everything, you're in charge of everything. I'm a bad bee. You're pulling all the puppets, you're the puppet master. I'm a bad bitch. You're a bad bee, baby. Fight the bitch, bitch gets licked when she sucked the dick, I don't know what the song is. Sorry about that, apology. But I recognized easily.

I reckon it'd actually be great. You're like- But I hope I never have to do it. Look at all the stuff you've had to deal with, all the But I reckon I'd easily. I reckon it'd actually be great. You're like- I hope I never have to do it. Look at all the stuff you've had to deal with, all the stuff you've had to handle. I think you're actually hardcore. You know? Yeah, thank you. Respect.

Appreciate you. Yeah. Fluffy. Gosh, didn't need that kind of- Hey, I'm here to- Wasn't prepared for that kind of love. I'm here to big you up. Who has a higher Vaseline tolerance?

Emma or Stefan? I'm going to have to go with this one because the thought of the other person using Vaseline, yeah, pretty, yes. I just couldn't put Stefan and Vaseline together in my head. Something just wasn't adding up in there and it was making me feel a little bit queasy. I think we have also said as well in all the Vaseline chats that I am a fan of the lube. The Vaseline for my lips, or my face. Itch your legs in the kitchen.

Can't be that wet that quick. Get in the lube. All right, last one, are you ready? Who gets down with the trumpets more? Soph or Chris? Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, it is Chrissy! I put Soph! What the hell man? Chris farts like a G! He farts like a G! Are you two? If you want to know the real get down with the trumpet star of our house, that is Mr.

Renly James. He farts like a 40 year old man who's got IBS, chronic bowel problems. He farts like an absolute trooper. Chrissy is definitely a more trumpeter than me. Wow! We're a house of... We're just all full of shit, really. We're a house of, we're just all full of shit really. We're a house of farting.

Oh my God, I can't believe that. We love to let out the farts. You need to get him on your social media because you're taking all the credit for that at the moment. Eight out of 10, is that what we got? Not bad. It was a team effort. That was so much fun.

Wasn't it? Can we do that every week? Shall we? I'd really love that so much. Or get Chris and Steph on it. Just do that with you every week. Just us? I'd really love that so much. Or get Chris and Stefan in. Just do that with you every week. Just us. Yeah, thank you.

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