Secret Mum Club with Sophiena - The Pizza Dick Special

Episode Date: October 8, 2024

Pizza Dick is in the house! Sophiena has successfully convinced Chris to join her in the studio, and they’re ready to tackle all your burning questions! We hear how he truly feels about the nickname bestowed upon him by Dottie, and we get an inside look into the life of Southampton’s wildest family. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, this is The Secret Mum Club. I'm Safina. I'm Chris. And welcome to another special episode because Emma is off on her holly bobs. You've got me instead. Good old pizza dick himself is in the house. Shall we jump on in? How do you feel? Good. Do you feel like you're going to replace someone's job uh possibly if not go for something bigger itv or something strictly yeah okay yeah get me straight in the jungle you want it would you go in the jungle 100 yeah no you wouldn't 100 well you'd leave the children for

three weeks that'd be harder than going in the jungle i think wouldn't it someone asked me that the other day and i was like i'd 100 do the jungle, I think, wouldn't it? Someone asked me that the other day, and I was like, I'd 100% do the jungle. And then they were like, would you leave the children for three weeks? I was like, no, I fucking wouldn't. It's hard enough working away for a week, let alone, yeah. I'd go in there, though, definitely. Would you? Yes.

You'd eat a tarantula? Kangaroo bowl? Yeah, I think you just have to give it a go, wouldn't you? I'm a kangaroo down, sport. Renly's down for you leaving. Wicked. He wants you out. Get me booked in.

Get you booked in. how are you settling into podcast life great you love it I think so yeah you generally do love it though don't you in what sense

if you could have your own podcast would you do it no I don't think I'd be able to you could do the secret dad podcast yeah I don't know about that yeah do you not I wouldn't say you're as funny as me

I'm funnier but obviously so far I disagree but I just don't know about that. Do you know? I wouldn't say you're as funny as me. I'm funnier, but obviously so for all you disagree. But I just don't think it's me, is it? That's what funny people say though, don't they? What? She'll disagree. Because you're not funnier than me, are you? I'm funnier than you.

Count how many times, take a shot every time that Chris laughs at me in this and a shot every time I laugh at Chris. Guarantee Chris laughs more at me than i laugh i'm laughing now because you're talking absolute nonsense there aren't you that's what makes me laugh the funny one what can i say well usually emma is here and again i'm the funnier one between me and emma she'll happily say that though okay we do normally go through some correspondence together from our listeners but this week we've asked them to send in some questions for you me are you ready i am ready are you yeah gladiators are you ready i was waiting for you to finish the line you laughed again take another shot guys this one is from jane chr, how do you feel about being called pizza dick? I feel like that's going to forever haunt you.

I feel like Dotsie's absolutely done me a treat there, if I'm honest. She really has. I would have a nice chilled bath. Yeah. And then she's come in and that's where it's gone, yeah. Renly's happy about it. He is what it is. What can I do about it?

He was forever, bless David Potts when I was on his show, he was like, talk to me about pizza dick. It's great, isn't it? It's fantastic. Everyone knows you as old pizza dick. I don't know what I'm supposed to happy about it yeah he is what it is what can I do about it you were forever blessed David Potts when I was on his show he was like talk to me about pizza dick it's great isn't it it's fantastic everyone knows you're his old pizza dick I don't know what I'm supposed to do about it

do you have a complex about your willy no not at all it hasn't given you a complex no not at all if someone if she said my fufu looked like an old piece of pizza

I'd have a right complex about my fufu it's just Dotsie's imagination I'd be off for surgery Dotsie's imagination well she doesn't know what to say you were in the bath a long time so it shrivel surgery imagination well she doesn't know what to say when you were

in the bath a long time so it shriveled a little i don't know were you i was just chilling i was having a nice relaxing bath to be fair and then everything goes pruney in the bath doesn't it so you popped in quickly and then pop back out and that's it that's that's the end of it forever the old pizza dick yeah so yeah i feel all right about it to be fair good i'm glad i'm good we didn't even introduce you thanks for that jane just to bring it back to the surface jane in case anybody's new it never even crosses my mind if i'm taking on so yeah what did she call you your pizza dick yeah when she said yeah never you just come out of the bathroom and it's like do you know what she's just said i'll come out of the bathroom absolutely howling i pretty much well i had to call safe

into the bathroom because i nearly i nearly wet myself in the bar. That's how funny it was. It was so funny. Bless her. Bless her heart. She's a legend. Sam asks, you guys have the most beautiful family.

What's your favourite thing about each of them? About the children? Or about each other? Each of the children. I was going to say, if I've got to say something nice about you, I might struggle. No, I'm joking.

Absolutely you will. Yeah, I know that. oh actually there was a story sorry sam we'll come back to your question i actually the other day right chris said the children were talking in the kitchen and chris actually said to the children don't get a girlfriend they're really really hard work i said colby i was actually really really offended she wrote don't get a girlfriend they're really really hard work so then dotty was like, don't get a girlfriend. They're really, really hard work. So then Dottie was like, oh, that's sad, Dad. And I said, it is a little bit sad, Dots, to be honest. And I said, you can get a boyfriend if you want. And I said, never settle for anybody less than your daddy because your daddy is one in a million.

She said that to make me feel like a biggest arsehole in the world on purpose. No, what can I say? I say nice things about you. I always say nice things about you. And you outright was like, don't get a girlfriend. They're fucking hard work mate fucking hard work mate and i'm out here like oh yeah please get one don't settle for anything less than your wonderful dad i'll pizza dick himself favorite things about the children

do you want to go first start with colby yeah you start with colby well there's to be fair there's loads about but all of them in there. Yeah. All of them, as if you've got a thousand kids. I mean, the three of them. I would have a thousand if we could. Yeah. Is Renly asleep there?

Renly's fast asleep. Renly's asleep. Well, obviously Colby is, he's got such a kind heart, isn't he? So kind. He's very loving. He's very loving. I love at the moment, he's really into like a, he's in like his really well-spoken era.

He's always been quite well-spoken, hasn't he? Yeah. But he always says, oh, I beg your pardon. He's super polite. He's really polite. Yeah. So there's so much you could love about that boy as well. Yeah.

There's something you can love about all of them. At school at the moment, he has to come up and give you a hug three or four times now. I said this. He'll say bye three or four times. I said on Instagram, a lot of people said that it's an OCD trait that he has. He'll give us a hug, say bye,

and then he'll come back and do it like three times. Do you know how many people thought I was fibbing? No, he totally does. She said things just to get attention from people. No, he absolutely does. He does it to me. He does it to me. He does it.

He'll do it, Winnie, and then he'll give one to you, one to me, one to Dot, one to Renly, he absolutely does. Saying that her children have these things. He does it to me. He does it. He'll do it, won't he? And then he'll give one to you, one to me, one to Dot, one to Renly. Get back in the queue, come back. Yeah. And he does it a couple of times, doesn't he? Yeah. But yeah, no.

Yeah, that's Colby for you. He's the most kindest, sweetest. He's just so lovely to be in company of. And all three children are completely different when they're together. And individually, they're also completely different when they're together and individually they're also completely different absolutely yeah so who they are individually is not who they are as a three together is that would i be right in explaining it that way yeah yeah so mine's the

same as colby colby is just an absolute little as for dots she's the wildfire firecracker she's the family comedian my girl she you can guarantee if you're ever having a shit day dotty is one the biggest fucking hype queen she stops people in the street and she's like i love what you've done with your hair i love your bag like she does not care come rain or shine who the fuck it is is, if she loves something that you are wearing or your hair or your face or how pretty you are, she is so confident, she will just tell you. But she's also so confident in her own style.

Whatever she wants to wear, she'll wear it. It'll be the brightest dress, the brightest skirt, the most glittery thing in the world. I feel like she's like an old person in a little person, isn't she? I feel like her alter ego is Dot, which is like an 87-year-old queen who is just like repping out, still at raves. And then when it gets to school, she's the one that doesn't even turn back. She'll just go, bye, Dad.

She doesn't care. Literally giving my things, I'm going in. She's the most confident, bravest, self-assured. What is the word? Is it self-assured? Self-assured. Yeahassured yeah she backs us haven't she yeah she does back herself i'm so proud of her though but she is definitely they're both funny but she is definitely hands down she's funnier like just on the tube today wouldn't she

she was like what happens if i squash my eyeball what's gonna come out of it you just don't know in the moment what to fucking say you're like you don't know what's gonna come out what is gonna come out of her mouth she just says the most random yeah like what if i eat my bogey what are you going to do well i'm not going to jump in your tummy and get it out like it's your mouth your boogers if you're going to eat them eat them she's like nah they're quite salty that's just that's just life of dot she's so funny so you don't know what you're going to get her you don't which is great and then little mr rem he is the. You don't know what you're going to get her. You don't. Which is great. And then little Mr. Rem. He is the baby we didn't know we needed.

Absolutely. He has healed things we didn't know needed healing. He has completed the whole family. He's the happiest baby in the world. He is. He. I tell you right. Even with the other two, there was never a person that would ever stop to speak to the other two.

And the children didn't cry. Renly. He fucking smiles at everybody. There is not one person that doesn't say hello to that baby and he doesn't smile at them. Yeah. He is the most sweetest

little thing. He's so funny. He's honestly always laughing and always smiling. Always. Obviously when he's tired and hungry.

Even when he's poorly. Yeah, even when he's poorly. The other day when he was sick when he threw that whole bottle up, didn't he? God, that was the craziest fucking shit I've ever seen in my whole entire life. It was coming out so fast

and hitting the play mat and like throwing him back. It was coming out so fast. And all he did was just turn around and just beam and smile at me. As soon as he stopped being sick, he was actually like... Bless him.

With the biggest smile on his face. That's what I said yesterday when I was those American women. And they were just smiling and then found out one of them had a colby as well yeah her son was a colby as well crazy he's just a little dream isn't he he's amazing he's the most chilled happiest loving he's really really loving renly probably the most cuddliest loving baby out of all three of them isn't he he is yeah whereas dotsy was miss independent colby was he liked to cuddle but he just like colby just liked to be near you he just had to have somebody in the room with him

yeah but readily just loves to be he loves it yeah attached to somebody we love that we love that we never any other way no all three of them so thank you sam we appreciate you that's a great question emma wants to know when are you going to make an Insta account showing us the life and times of Chris, aka Pizza Dick? I don't know. Do I need to? I don't really need to, do I?

Chris is a really, really private person. I am and I'm not, but I feel like you see what you need to see of me. And also, I feel like that's the aspect of our life that we, like, if you get this bit of our life and when you do get a sneak into chris being around that's like chris is like my safe place my bit when i'm having a really shit day because i put so much of life our life on social media i feel like you're like my

safety net like when i'm overwhelmed with everything that's the bit that i can turn to that no one really knows about i feel like i don't really need to have my own account either because i feel like you see chris can't be fucking bothered hey no it's not that i say to him all the time start start a tiktok account do some little dances and he's like i'll tell you what all right then he's how about emma let's shut her up i'll start an instagram account it will last two days and you won't get content every day, all day, but you might get a bit here and there. One every year.

Chris does have an Instagram. It's just private. Yeah, but if I start another one, I'll start another one. But to be fair, what you usually see of me... Don't hold your breath, Emma, because it... What you see of me on yours is just me, isn't it? I'm usually in the background kind of just... Chris is very, very shy.

Picking up the pieces and just... Very private. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, picking up the pieces. Well, you know what I mean yeah picking up the pieces well you know what I mean doing the bits that you don't do like back as he just

yeah all the dad bits yeah well I do all the mum bits just day to day see yeah I was going to say it's just that I

share my my side of the story yeah sometimes a minute sometimes a lot there you go Emma I wouldn't hold your breath because you may

fucking pass out waiting for that to come it's the same time as um i ask him to do something in the house i just think don't ask because then no one's disappointed are they i do a lot of jobs in the house i tend not to ask you what to do watch the space fucking hell right similar question katie said we love it when chris pops up on soaps tiktok with a classic voiceover what would you mean the classic voiceover are you going to do more of them what like when we do lip sync ones i don't know or maybe it's a voiceover on the video i like doing all the funny ones you do love doing the funny ones i love people think i force you to do that

i love doing the funny ones chris does love doing the funny ones again they're um they're uh they're a treasure they don't come every so often but when they should definitely do more though what an absolute belter i say to him all the time to do him and he's like i just don't have the time so i'm busy that's what i get all the time well we we put out as much content as we possibly can obviously my content at the moment is a lot quieter because one life is busy with three also the babies have changed so much since when i started doing tiktok hasn't it like it's been nearly four years now like dotty was 18 months old when i started tiktok she's now six which is wild isn't it it is wild so their needs have changed colby now does football every single

night colby is he's out late we're not out late on his own but like we're out late doing his football dotsy's doing her bits we've got to cook dinner get into a routine the babies want to do homework and read books so life is very different to when i started doing it four years ago yeah so now with renly in the mix plus i'm here I'm here building an empire on this podcast so life we'll do some funny ones when we can we're going to be with a voiceover voice yeah maybe you should voice over a day in my life if Soph starts doing day in the life I'll voice them over I'll do some cooking videos you can voice them over it'd be great content absolute carnage yeah let's do it I'm up for that. Jamie asked,

what was your thought process when you were planning to pop the question to Safina? Oh, probably that she's getting right on my fucking wick keep going on about it. Let's shut this fucking bitch up.

I gotta get a ring, man. Gotta get a ring on it. If you like it. To be fair, if I'm pretty honest, there wasn't really much thought process to it because I didn't want to do

anything glam. I didn't want to plan on, I just want to to do i don't think that's very you to have gone right let's fucking get into disneyland paris and do a flash i didn't want to do this like eiffel tower bloody no offense if you've done that it's beautiful yeah yeah absolutely no offense beautiful i thought the best way is catch her off guard bosh do it at home while i was sat in the conservatory i've been crying my eyes out so there was i had a poop day it was three days before my birthday what a birthday what a birthday there you go once a bloody yeah there was i didn't have no thought process at all the main thing was just getting the ring because i knew what you liked it was just getting that

right yeah which was all good and here we are one whole year later if not a little bit more with a whole new baby little man yeah but there the actual planning on doing it and where we sorry zero we've done no planning you're talking about wedding i'm talking about popping the question oh yeah i'm just saying we're no further along with the wedding that's that we're not before but they are no no i would have liked to have got married on our anniversary next year because it's exactly 10 years next may bloody hell maybe we'll just go to the cathedral no when registry office cathedral and registry office two very different places i will take a cathedral though if you want to go to the cathedral but yeah but yeah there was no for me there was no no plan plan no because i didn't like so i didn't want to plan nothing and try and like go out for a meal i just thought i'd try and do it off guard you basically just didn't want to do it in public

it's not about doing it in public i would have done it in public but i didn't want to i just thought i'd rather just catch you off guard and when you're least expecting it and do it and that just worked out yeah there and then okie dokie jess wants to know how have you found the transition from going from two children to three light work it's easy isn't it it's not it's easier isn't it renly made the process easy i think it was all dependent on the child yeah what was your that's a good question jess what was the hardest for you going from none to one one to two or two to three? Which was your hardest? One to two.

Do you think? Yeah. Having Colby and Dottie together. Yeah. Yeah. Mine was probably going from zero to one. Because you've got to think now that you can't just leave this tiny person. You know, when you just used to nonchalantly get up, put your shoes on, walk out the house.

You can't do that. But that was like an exciting learning curve, wasn't it, I suppose? Yeah, but I definitely found that harder. What do we do? I think the more babies that you have going on, the actually, the easier it gets. I think one to two, because then you're juggling two, aren't you?

There's a lady actually on TikTok that has 10 children. She just looks so effortless every single day. She just looks incredible. She's just got this incredible process. She has 10 babies. That's amazing though, isn't it? Oh, so amazing. And do you know what, right?

I actually feel sad for the people that want big families or have big families. How much shit people get. My sister gets a bit of shit because she's got four, doesn't she? And they all got the same dad. Do you not have any Wi-Fi? Do you not have a TV?

Yeah. That's rude. I don't know why people ask those questions it's not but for me i'd say one to two to two just because then you had colby and then we had dotsy to juggle in and there's a bit like need for both and yeah go on a boy yes so yeah great shout that Thank you, Jess. Selena asked, what is your favourite Dottie saying of all time? Oh my crumbs. There is so many. Where do we start? Yeah.

I haven't got time for this. There's so many. I don't even know what would be her favourite. Piece of Dick is probably up there with being one of my favourite things. Well, that has obviously just been staple, yeah.

Yeah. But I'm trying to think now. What's her new one that she's been saying recently she's obviously there i would think we could even answer that you know there's so many honestly so many she said so much funny what i find really funny about dotty is when she says a swear word yeah oh do you know what she said the other day right chris chris come out of school the other day and it was so funny chris said to obviously just was in a conversation he just said oh you

know what fuck it we'll just do it anyway so we were driving up to london and we got out the car and we parked in the thing and she was just like chris goes to me oh should we park in this bay i don't know i don't know if we're allowed to park in there dotsy was just looking around she was like don't worry about it dad i just i just park there who gives a fuck anyway and i was just like oh yep there we that's great we're just gonna park no one's no one's watching dad who gives a fuck anyway and i was just like oh yep there we that's great we're just gonna park no one's no one's watching dad who gives a fuck anyway we've got a favorite sendable talk because honestly she there's so many so many i can't even remember half of them i think when she swears it's just my funniest thing in the whole entire world and she uses it in such the correct manner yeah

like she'll just come out and she'll go oh fuck it you're just like yeah oh god damn oh god damn but no when she when she swears is my funniest. Absolutely. I think any child swearing is just fucking hilarious. Anyone that doesn't find it funny, I'm sorry for you because children swearing is just the funniest thing in the world.

But thank you, Selena. Molly said, Soph is so amazingly open, thank you, about how much she misses the children when the summer holidays are over. How do you feel at the end of the six weeks holiday? I agree, really, yeah.

I do miss them, yeah. Do you? Yeah, because you go from having a real busy... Do you feel as sad as me? I wouldn't say I feel as sad as you, no. You felt sad this time? Because we come home and we just sat on the sofa looking at each other like...

It was a real eerie silence, wasn't there? It was really eerie. I think even Ren has noticed, obviously, that it was a lot more quiet but I get yeah I wouldn't say I get sad like you do

but yeah I miss them yeah absolutely you feel you feel what I mean putting them into school just seems really quiet doesn't it and odd

it's horrible not being needed I suppose not being needed so fucking savage Naomi has a question for both of us if you could install

just one quality into your children what would it be dotties would have to be patients yes like she is patient but they're that everything needed to be done yesterday but i think that's very much me yeah she is very much dottie is a little you me to a t i always say to my mom where does she i don't know where she gets it from she's got zero patience but then that's not me now like little that was young me would have been very impatient like colby you can say colby just give me two minutes he's like yeah no mom chill don't worry about it it's absolutely fine you just you relax take your time dotty's like can you do that now then yeah yeah i'll do it in a minute is it been has it been a minute yet have you have you done that yet has it been a minute yet? Have you done that yet?

Has it been a minute? Or should we try and count? Or should we try... Give me two seconds, Dot. One, two. Right, how long is two seconds? That's two seconds. You've not done it.

How long is two seconds? How long are we till we're going upstairs? How long are we till we're going to do this? Ten minutes. Oh, does it have to be ten minutes? Yeah, definitely patience for Dots.

Definitely patience for Dots dots one quality into colby that you would instill instill into your children i don't know it's hard with cobs because does he really lack any of that kind of stuff already the most easiest easiest person just confidence i suppose oh yeah i was gonna say he is really really confident but he is not so confident in his own ability so i would really love for him to see himself obviously he's only little but i would love for him to see the version see himself as the version we see him like i would love for him to just believe in himself a little bit more he's very doubtful of himself he's very confident in what he can do but when it comes to his own ability and trust in

himself and being confident in his home yeah in his own self he he sometimes is not so yeah he just doubts himself like if you tell him to draw a dog he'll confidently draw a dog tell him to go pick a lady's like there's a lady in the shop the other day who wasn't there and he just rushed over and he picked it up, didn't he, without thinking about it because he could see she couldn't bend down to pick it up. So he'll rush and help everybody else.

But if I was to say to him, it's okay, go for the goal, score the goal, he'd doubt himself, wouldn't he? He'd worry about annoying his teammates by not passing. Yeah, he gets in his own head, doesn't he? That pisses me off. We were being lovely about him and then you're like, oh, that pisses me off we were being lovely about him

and then you're like oh pisses me off it does the football bit does it it's football that's the biggest thing but yes yeah love that Renly we can't really we can't say anything just be like brother and sister yeah imagine he has a bit of both of them I'd love him to have a bit of both of them yeah I think you're real though I think Dotsie's going to rub off on him, isn't she? Oh, he just loves him so much though. Anytime the children are in the room, he just smiles away at them,

doesn't he? They've got a lovely relationship. Right. And finally, Lucy asked, how do you deal with having such a cool fiancé? That's me. I'm fiancé. It's me.

I'm bitches. How old are you? In case you didn't know. How do I deal? I'm fiance it's me I'm bitches how old are you is it so I didn't know in case you didn't know how do I deal I'm not like other girls don't be mean I don't want you to be fucking horrible

I just we just roll with it don't we we just I don't know what you want me to say that's everything there for you loose

that's how great I am I'm a fiance that fell fucking flat on the floor like a bloody dildo off the top of don't know what you want me to say. That fell fucking flat on the floor like a bloody dildo off the top of a wardrobe. What do you want me to say? How do I deal with it?

What? Just living with it. This is just my life, isn't it? How do you deal with how cool I am? You just breeze through every day, don't you? Because I'm a legend. You're cool as shit. You dress cool.

You are cool. You know that. And I tell you that every day anyway. Every time you wear stuff and you go, oh, it's not me. Or you go to buy stuff. It it's not me or you go to buy stuff it's not me of course it's you that's not me that was like kevin chris that's not me that's not me act like a waste man that's not me so that's a great sketch every day it's just every day it's a breeze every day is an absolute riot in our house i'm a dream yeah i'm like the winning anything that slowed down now

is she doesn't make me that many more cups of tea now like you see christopher i made you loads of fucking cup of teas the other day you told me how bad my fiancee same i can't i can't you know maybe she's asking actually saying that she might be asking me yeah i'm cool how how do i feel about dealing with you as my cool fiance he can't be better than me so i take every ounce of coolness in our relationship everything you do it's just cool isn't it we just yeah we're a great pair day to day a good team with me we are a great team so there you go the best team so thank you for all of your questions if you have any comments thoughts or stories, why not get in touch?

Drop the ladies an email. It's hello at secretmumpod.com. And make sure to follow them on TikTok and Instagram. And next, it's time for one of your secrets. Not yours, our listeners. Welcome back. Chrissie is still here and we have one of your secrets. Are you ready, Chrissie?

I'm ready. What have we got this week? This comes from Em. Hi, Soph and Chris. I have a little secret that I've only shared with my partner. We took our one and a half year old abroad for a wedding while he was in the middle of potty training and he refused to wear a nappy. During the ceremony, he got restless so we took a walk in the garden to avoid causing any disruption. He then told me he needed a wee, so I took him to find the toilet. Once we got there, I realised I'd stepped in poo.

Not animal poo, my toddler's poo. After cleaning him up and wiping off my shoes, we headed back to the garden. That's when I saw it. In full view of everyone was the squished poo in the grass. It must have fallen out of his pants, which weren't covering both cheeks properly and slipped out the side of his shorts.

I didn't admit to knowing where it came from, except to my partner later that evening. It's safe to say we quickly learnt that we can also mean poo. Oh, he's only a year and a half. Oh, bless him. We've all done it, haven't we? I don't know if I've trodden the baby's poos. Have you trodden the baby's poos? Probably, yeah, somewhere down the and a half. Oh, bless him. We've all done it, haven't we? I don't know if I'm trodding the baby's poos.

Have you trodden the baby's poos? Probably, yeah, somewhere down the line, yeah. Do you think? I was trodding the other day. It was a spider, wasn't it? Oh, my God, that was mental, wasn't it? Yeah. Running down the hallway. Chris just randomly trodden a spider.

Massive as well, wasn't he? It was fucking huge. No, I don't think we've ever trodden the baby's poos. No, I don't think we have, no. I've probably ate the baby's poos, both of theirs. I definitely ate Colby's in the sense it was under my nail and i was sleep deprived brand new baby or when you've licked off the side of your arm and you're like i would have done the same thing though and i wouldn't have said nothing to no one wouldn't you would you have told me yeah i told

you later i'll probably laugh my head off or the time that renly had a fountain piss in the toilet and the man behind you was waiting oh my, I might have, yeah. Oh, I've got that absolute nightmare. Really, he was just pissing all over the place. I had to direct it. Hold his willy. Yeah,

hold his willy to one side so it went over onto the, like, just to get it out away from him. It was like a fountain

and I didn't know what to do so I just panicked and directed it. It was like going up the wall and everything. God,

I waited for it to pack a baby while I was just trying to clean the fucking place up. Nightmare. Honestly, we've all been there. There's always mishaps

that happen. And he's there just smiling. Beaving his head off. Oh, so funny. Although we have had some poonamies this week, haven't we? We've had some,

oh, I had to walk around London with shit down my leg. Yeah, white jeans. In white jeans. I had shit down my leg and there's nothing I could do. I've been holding Renly and I sat him on my lap while we were in the restaurant while he was happy wasn't he

got up he had shit all up his back all down his legs so i cleaned him up only to realize that i had shit on my white jeans so i just carried on walking around london with a patch of shit on my jeans i couldn't see it so i was like well if i can't see it it's someone else's problem not mine yeah and i just carried on in white jeans with a yellow green shit stain. Which 100% looked like shit. Oh, there was no denying that it wasn't baby shit. It was literally right on my crotch as well. Looked like I shit my pants, to be honest.

Even if somebody had said you've got shit on your jeans, I would have gone, yeah. Yeah, I have. It's nothing I can do. My hotel, my suitcase is in the car. I can't get into the hotel. and the baby's had a poop. So there you go. That was good. That was good.

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