Secret Mum Club with Sophiena - The Tampon Pom Poms

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

The ladies are celebrating Mother’s Day with some very special guests - their own mums and Roxanne! As they reminisce, a game of Two Truths and a Lie reveals some surprising childhood confessions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, this is the Secret Mom Club. I'm Safina and I'm Emma and welcome to our Mother's Day special. And what better way to celebrate than with a couple of special guests. So let's say hi to Emma's mom, Nicola. Hello. Hello. And Sophie's mom, Suzanne. Hi. Hello. This feels so formal. This is so, I feel like I'm in trouble. I know, I'm scared. Well, I've got to bring your mom to work, don't I? I'm scared. Well, I've got Bring Your Mum to Work Day. I'm nervous. Shall we jump on in? Oh, shall we?

Nick's a bit nervous, aren't you? You don't have to be nervous. I mean, you're coming to work with me. I'm all right myself. It's just my other daughter's going, mum, don't say anything. So that's why I feel nervous about them. My sisters have scared her,

they're like, don't put your foot in it. I don't think I didn't say that to you. I think Roxanne's here in the back. You've had the chat. She's had the chat. I don't know why they're so nervous. I'm like, it's not live. You can just say, when you fuck up like we do,

you just say, put it in compliance. Yeah, put that in compliance. Otherwise we're canceled. Yeah. Right, well it's almost Mother's Day. So I thought we could have a chit chat about what we used to do as children for Mother's Day. So?

I thought that'd be nice. Yeah, what did your Mother's Day used to look like? What did you like to do when we were children for Mother's Day? What did you like? Well I concentrated on our mums. Yeah. So like you sacrifice your day for me. Yeah.

And then we've sacrificed our days for our mums. Yeah. In other words, she wants me to give up my mother's day to celebrate her. What she's saying is you're getting nothing. Yeah, yeah. And what we do is, I expect a present. But I think it's weird.

Is it like a weird process? Because you obviously, Emma's one of three, I feel like now you sit here and you're like, yes, I'm a mum, but also I'm still your child. So you do feel, I feel a now you sit here and you're like, yes, I'm a mum, but also I'm still your child. So you do feel, I feel a little bit selfish and like, oh, I want to celebrate it as I'm a mum, but I still need my mum. And I still want to celebrate my mum. Yeah, you got to do both now.

You're caught between a rock and a hard place. I kind of just want to just be the child. Yeah. Oh, I bought you a little perfume set from Superdrug. No, I'm like, now I'm a mum, it's my turn. Yes, see, which we're so different on this, aren't we? Yeah, well, I'm selfish basically. I'm going on holiday this year and it's Mother's Day, so I'm leaving them to have their own Mother's Day.

What a boss. Mum would never leave, would you? On Mother's Day. No, she'd never. Oh, you'll do anything for a holiday. Actually, can I just say a little side note, what spurred them to book this holiday? I spent a week at home with my two kids. And whilst I was there, they were like, we need to book a holiday right now. And they went upstairs on the computer and they booked a holiday while we were there because we finished them off.

We did. Yeah. So we were talking about this on the train though, this morning on the way in, because our dynamics are so different. Mum's stuck with seeing us every single day, but your time together is so far between sometimes, isn't it? Yeah. Yes. And it is, you take that moment in, but it can be sometimes a little bit overwhelming

because it's in such a short- Well, I think it's seven days. But you had your other sister though, didn't you, and her children, because they were up the road. She looks down the road, so she can like diffuse it a little bit, so we can go and hang out with the cousins and stuff, which is quite nice. But yeah, I think seven days, intensively, like all living together under the same roof, like kids are waking up in the night.

Yeah. It's quite a lot, isn't it? It was bedtime. You forget the chaos that's bedtime, don't you? Like, it's like all systems go. But doesn't it just come back to you in a heartbeat? Like, mum just, the moment like Roxanne had her first, because Roxanne was the first to have the first grandbaby, like it just is like in an instant you're like, you just knew what to do, didn't you? And now she's so good, like, Renly will never fall to sleep on me. She gives him just a little tiny hug and she's like, oh, my baby's asleep. Like, fuck you, mum. All the time.

No, it's great though. I'm like, thank God for this extra pair of pants. Because you say bedtime is chaotic. Imagine when I'm two on one. And it's me and just them. That is chaos. I think you do forget, I did think when Emma was there for that week, how did, I don't know, how you did three children. I don't know. Three, I really cannot remember. And that's why on Mother's Day, you expect,, well we've spoken about this on the podcast before, you honestly you'd feel the wrath if we didn't have a card and a present on Mother's Day growing up, we dare, dare didn't. Oh growing up yeah. Yeah because and now I'm like I get it, you were working really hard.

If I wasn't to buy mum a bunch of flowers you'd be like oh there was one year I bought you a bunch of flowers but I didn't get you a card. And you were like, where is the card? Yeah. Oh, in the card? What about the flowers though? The flowers are great. No, no, it's got, she's like, mum's in love. She loves a card. Yeah, you like a card, don't you? If you forget a card in our family, woe betide. So much so. Mum bought Renly, she couldn't decide on one card for his birthday. She bought

him three. She was like, I loved them all, so I bought them all she couldn't decide on one card for his birthday she bought him three she was like I loved them all so I bought them all they all said the same like her birthday you can't even use them next year because they're all one cards she loves a card but you would have you do expect now us to all be there would you say you expect in the nice in a nice way you do expect us to make a fuss. Yeah. Well, do you host the family then and have a like all cooked dinner? No, everyone has to do everything. We have to take mom out.

Oh, right, yeah. She likes to have a nice meal out. Yeah, get fed up with cooking. Yeah, to be fair, moms are doing that all the time. Yeah. Yeah. So she likes a nice meal out. She likes a meal out.

Some flowers. I think I get it more now that I'm a mom. It's like one day of the year when you're like, I can actually have something for me and like be appreciated. I do get it. Oh, I don't, I'm not really too fast. Oh no.

I'm not really that bothered. Chris always says, oh, you know, we've got to see your mum, but do you want to do something? No. No, but you don't mind. I celebrate me every day. You've never been away from your kids.

I'm a fucking ledge. So I just celebrate myself every day. Well done, you don't mind. I celebrate every day away from my fucking ledge. Yeah, so I just celebrate myself every day Well done Do you buy them gifts she does buy us gifts? Oh, yeah, she does buy skipper Right. Well, that's the trick. That's a tradition We need to adopt going forward because there is a grand children in the family for four years So you say this but you always buy us treats Every all the time you are buying us treats and she'll say, I say, why have you bought me this? She just a little love gift. To be fair, you do do that. Yeah. Like things as well. The girls,

the kids. Yeah. Well, you turn up with a bag full of stuff all the time. Yeah. A lot for the kids. Sometimes for me, she always comes around with new jammies. Things like a packet of socks. Yeah. She always comes around with new jammies. Things like a packet of socks. She'll see a new biscuit in the shop and you'll buy me a pack of like the new biscuits. Yeah, no you don't do that to be fair. Little like thoughtful things and you've always made me a nice dinner and apple crumble so I can't complain. I love an apple crumble.

I love a delicious apple crumble. Mum's is banoffee pie. Right, who? Ragzaan! Mum is that yours? I've never run on that. I sort of turned it off. You're fired. That's it. Mum, is that yours? I've never run on that. Right.

I thought I turned it off. You're fired. Ragzah, that's it. Got to put that in compliance. I feel like we're mutually on the same page. We're on the same page. Mum's on the same page. Yeah, just the presence that we need to adopt going forward, Mum, if you take note of that.

It's just simple, isn't it? Mum's day, just flowers and a card. Yeah, it doesn't have to be anything big. No. Yeah. And a meal out and, you know, all of us together in one room, no one arguing. Everyone give up their whole Sunday, but nothing major. Nothing major at all. If you could get that nice Tiffany bracelet as well. Divvy it up between the three of you.

Yeah, it won't be much. Poverty mortgage me house, Mum. as well. Divvy it up between the three of you. It won't be much. Three ways. We have more Mother's Day fun and another special guest coming up after this short break. Welcome back and we've had a little switcheroo because Roxanne is here! You're basically a bit of furniture now aren't you? You've been here so much. You're a regular. You're very particular, a pro. She's still shitting her pants though. I love it.

She's scared. Scared. Yeah. Was it like to be back on? She roped you into it again. Emma actually was... do you want to tell her what you said? I loved it. She actually loved it and then she got slightly scared. I got slightly scared of it coming from my job.

Yeah. I thought they were really good those episodes. It's the only episode she listened to. Generally, she loved them. She was like, I love it. Slightly scared that you're just going to take my job. Yeah. Yeah.

Not as good as you. She's a better news reader than me. Emma has to do the important shit because I can't do that better. Roxanne could do that. You're actually qualified for that. Yeah. It's actually your job.

Been training for a little bit, guys. Didn't go to university for it or anything. So we've got a little game to play with you both Roxanne and Nick. Soph and I actually have no idea about this. I'm actually slightly scared. Roxanne, do you want to tell us what we're playing? I'm going to read. I'm going to wet my whistle. We're going to be playing a game, two truths and a lie. Okay. So Nicola and I each have three statements to read out and you need to try and guess which one is the lie. We're playing in teams. So Emma and Nicola, you'll be guessing which statement

about Sos is the lie. And then Sos and I will be doing the same with statements about Emma. Okay. Oh my God. Who was going first? You're going first, aren't you? So we'll read first.

Yeah. You need to have a good poker face. Yeah, don't give anything away. I don't want you giving the game away. Oh, so I feel like anything about you could be true. You're a bit of a... You're a bit of a... Canon. A bit of a loose canon.

Yeah. Okay. Ready? No. Safina has the same middle name as our mum. Okay. I can't do... I can't hold that face.

Sorry, I'm going to drop it. Safina failed her driving test because she drove into the back of a lorry. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it'd be true. Safina still owns all of her childhood teddy bears. Oh, okay. I feel like I might know the middle name one. Oh, okay. I feel like you've told me your full name before. Have I?

And I think that might be true. Safina, Suzanne. Or is it like, no, hang on a minute. You have told me before, but I'm not sure. I feel like the driving test one could definitely be true. Cause I feel like you've said before, it took you a few times to pass your driving test. And then what was the third one? She has all her childhood. Oh, you still have your full time to go to election.

If it's you, no, because you're ruthless and you chuck everything out, but you have said before that your mum holds onto everything and still has all your childhood toys and stuff. So I know. Makes it very tricky. I know. So they could all be, they're all really-

They could all be true or they could all be false. Oh, they could all be false. No, I feel like they could all be true. So I'm struggling with the lie. The teddy bears thing. Could that be that your mum still has them all or that you have them all in your house? Because I know you won't have any extra shit in your house. I live in a shoe box. Yeah, the teddy bears, I think. Yeah, I'm thinking that one because I don't think you would hold on to them even though you're you say your mum dad hold on to everything. So you think that one is the lie? Sentimental. So I think

the teddy bears is the lie. The teddy bears is true. No! You've got all in your house! Mum's house. Well, okay. Well, yeah. We still have all of them. I've still kept them. And I do have some in my loft. You do?

Yes. The real sentimental ones. How many are we talking? I'm talking there's hundreds. Loads. Yeah. To the point where mum said, do you want to take them all? I was like, listen, Suzanne, I can't take them all. Where do you keep them? They're up in the loft space, but dad is actually renovating the loft.

So I think he's windowing them out. Oh, they could already be gone. They might be gone. They could be in a skip. Yeah. He's got no sentimental value, whereas mum, she'll be like, don't take them. She used to take pictures of me with them, all my bears. I had a weird obsession with Teddies.

Did you have loads on your bed? Loads. I used to just sleep with them all around me, didn't I, mum? Joseph does that now, teddy bears all over his head. I'm like, as long as you sleep all night, I don't care. And I can't deny, when the children ask me for a bear, I'm like, take it. Because that's like just my childhood all over again. So how would you feel if they'd been chucked out? Will you be devastated? Oh, mum. She's got all my school, she's got all our school books. Mum, have you got any of our school stuff still?

Right, don't put any of that out there. No, when they moved home from our childhood home, when we were what 10 years ago. I love that your dad, I could just see your dad smiling right there like he's like fuck all that shit. So we were like, they moved from our childhood home about 10 years ago. So I was like 26 and we were all told me and my sisters, you can have one box of things like a big like crate. I bought you a big crate. A big plastic crate. Leash my bookworm. Yeah, she bought it as a present. They're the kind of presents I get. And she said,

other than what fits in that box, you've got to throw away all your childhood memories. No, I didn't. All your schoolwork. Take what you want. Take what you want because we can't take it all. Take what you want and if you want more than that, you can take it. Did you downsize though? No.

Oh. But we had certain, yeah, but we were doing a renovation. Oh, okay. 30 years worth of stuff. Wow. Stuff, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they did say, oh, you can take it if you want, but I was in a one bedroom flat in London.

So I was like, I can't take more than what's in this box. So they're looking after that for me, but I got rid of loads of stuff like all my schoolwork. Have I still got that box? Yeah, you've kept it haven't you? I think you were like... Nicola didn't even know. Get that out of the loft. She's throwing that one away. I thought you took it. No, because I think... She took it. Basically what she did is she cleared that all out and then when she saw those three boxes she said, Steve, then ones are for the dumpers as well. Get them in the tin. They felt great about packing them but fucking we're not keeping that. I think the deal was we can have the space that one box takes up in your current loft. Yeah. Well I don't still have that so if you haven't got it I don't know where it is. But that was my truly prized possessions that were in that box and now they

might be gone. That I wanted for my own children. Everything's gone isn't it? Baby it seems a very full loft again now. Yeah. Now she's keeping all the grandchildren's stuff. I've got loads of toys. Yeah, toys to be fair. We have still got the original Fisher Price kitchen out from like 1984.

Wow. Yeah, full. So no school books to memorize on. Still got that which they can sell on eBay for about 500 quid. I was gonna say, that's a bloody, that's a... Anna Silvanian house. Anna Silvanian home. Yeah, that's a- And a Sylvania house, a huge Sylvania house. And a Sylvania home.

Yeah, collector's items. I'm not completely heartless. No, no. I'm not completely dead inside, just a little bit. Yeah. All right, so- That means that one of them is still fake. So then if we had to choose out of the next two,

I would say the driving test, because I still have got something in the back of my head telling me that your middle name is your mum's name. But that means she wouldn't have the same middle name as her mum. Safina has the same middle name as her mum. Oh, not your mum's name. The same middle name as your mum. Okay.

No, okay, then I think I'm still going to say the driving test then is a lie. Is it? No! Oh my God! I played this so badly. Do you know what's even fucking worse is that I near on smacked into the flatbed lorry. The man was so shook up that he took me to the roundabout and told me to walk the rest of the way because he was drawn by task.

The instructor? Yeah, the instructor of a test. And do you know what the funny thing was is he I failed three times past on my fourth and he failed me all three times. And then when I was on my fourth, the test was only 20 minutes long on my mum's birthday and I'm surprised she let you go out. He was like go back to the test center let's just go back and he was like well I'm really glad that uh you didn't kill me on this one uh you've passed. It was a very emotional world when we went on with him bless his heart but no. The same guy every time. Every time three times I had him yeah. When he walked out you must have been

like not him again. Every fucking time and I was like I was on the fourth time. When he walked out you must have been like, not him again. Every fucking time and I was like, I said, on the fourth time. I don't want to see you again, I'm not doing this again. On the fourth time when he come out I said, I'm not going in the test center because I sat in different seats every time and then I said, I'm not going in, this time I'm not going in and they all walked out like bloody stars in their eyes and I was like, fucking hell, it's him again, it's him again, that's what I'm fucking playing. So no, only thing, the one that's not true is I don't have the same middle name.

What is your middle name? Safina Karis Suzette and mum is Suzanne Elizabeth. I knew it was like Suzette or Suzanne or something that was playing on my mind. Same, no matching middle names. First half of mums name is Suzette and then Charis is after Chris's dad. I knew it was something similar. And to be fair, I misunderstood the question. So I think you mugged me off on the teddy bears. I didn't actually write these right now, short time.

Oh, that was bad. Okay. Let's see if you can do any better with me. I'm sweating my tits off, my armpits off. Here we go. Here we go. So Emma's choices are Emma was once sick in the back of her friend's dad's car. Emma once tried to dye her hair at home and it turned bright orange instead of the intended colour. Emma started practising being a cheerleader by waving two tampons around. You've got a good poker face, haven't you? Right, started being a cheerleader by waving two tampons. I really hope that is true because that is absolutely iconic.

Dye her hair. She has got darker hair, so it would be hard to get it. But this is when she was younger. Yeah, but it's still hard. You can't just go and dye your hair, bleach your hair, can you? No. So it could have changed colour. And Emma definitely must have thrown up in the back of someone's car. I mean, most of us have.

In the back of your friend's dad's car. If you've been out and they were picking you up. I threw up in my bin once, but that was in our own house. What are you thinking? I'm not choosing, you have to choose the final one. Hold on, this is a fucking team effort. Don't throw me under the bus or by myself. I feel like, I feel like the hair's true.

I feel like the hair's true. I feel like the hair's true and I do feel like the six true but though I really want the tampons to be true but I feel like that one's the lie. Okay I'm happy to go. What do you think? No I'm happy to go with that too. Are you? Yeah. We're going cheerleading is the lie. It's true. It's true! Even though I'm wrong I this is all iconic. You wanted it to be. Well I don wrong, I, this is all iconic. You wanted it to be. Well, I don't think I knew I was practicing cheerleading at the time because how old do you think I was?

We were trying to remember, about three, we think. About three. Oh my god, Emma, this is adorable. And you had your little tampons. I know. What was the added detail? Did you say I was wearing a bridesmaids dress at the time? So that the kids, yeah, the kids were dressing up, the girls were dressing up and they'd

gone upstairs and they were really quiet. We were cooking dinner and she'd gone in the wardrobe, found them, tanked them at the wrapper, the applicator. We were just dishing up dinner when she came into the kitchen, literally like this. Woo! Oh, God. And we did a double take. We just kind of like. Oh, look at your dad. Oh, what a lovely memory. I love that so much. That's made me love you

a little bit more. Completely innocent, you know. Just like, look at these. I wonder why I thought they were like little mice, like toys or something. I love that so much. That's made me love you a little bit more. Completely innocent, you know. Just like, look at these. I wonder what I thought they were, like little mice, like toys or something. No, they're pom poms obviously. Pom poms, sure, sure, sure. I'm so annoyed they were no like camera phones then that you could just put down. I don't think we've got a picture even of it.

Can you imagine trying to set up the home cameras, you know, when you used to set up the cameras. My dad would be like, hang on a minute, I'll get the tripod out. Just get a cassette into the recorder. Oh, gosh, that's iconic. So the next one. OK, so out of the last two, the hair dryer or the sick. I was a pretty boring teenager. So, oh, so you're going to say the sick's fake.

I'm not going to help you. I'm just saying it was hard for us to think. Well, I'm saying that though, but then the hair is pretty wild thing to do and vomiting the fact back of your friend's car is pretty. I'm gonna say the the fake one is the the lies the hair. You'd go the opposite way. Maybe go back in the car. So we'll go opposite. That's fine. Okay, come here. You're saying the the lie is the sick. I'm saying the lie is the hair. Sophie, you're right.

The lie is the hair. The lie is the hair, right, yeah. Was that Hayley though? Yes. I think that might be my sister. On numerous occasions, I think Hayley, yeah. It's a hard one between the tampon and the hair. That could easily have happened,

because we were always trying to like, especially Hayley, like dye her hair at home and like not pay for it. I feel like we've talked about that as well, haven't we? And I have had ginger hair before, I feel like we've talked about that as well. Have a way. And I have had ginger hair before. I've had red hair. But that was done at a saloon.

At some point at a saloon and it was intentional. And you're always the sucker that pays shed loads for the saloon. Yeah, I probably paid 500 pounds to have red hair. So mine didn't go wrong, but yeah, I think that might have been Hayley. And then yeah, I was sick in the back of my friend's. Dad's car.

Dad's car and the most mortifying thing about it, mum made me, I felt like you really made me pay for that because it was like, please don't tell me she made you clean it. No, I was around my friend's house having a house party, you know that poor person who's always gathering to have the house party. It was called a gathering place. That's like my one that went wrong. You weren't allowed to call them party. No, party wasn't cool, you had to call it a gathering. And there was always someone whose house you had to have it at and it's this poor boy from my school. So we'd been there.

I think it was the first time I got drunk and we were mixing everything and you know like raiding the drinks cabinet. Yeah. The Smirnoff ice. Hooch. The WKD, the hooch. We were on all of it. And then you go in like get a bit of Bailey's, get a bit of port out of the drinks cabinet.

2020. A bit of white lightning. The thought of drinking it now actually makes me like, yeah, it's making me salivate. I'm going to be sick. So I actually I was I think I managed to stop the car and be sick outside. But you made me phone. My mom made me phone him the next day. My friend's dad and apologize.

Yeah, it was so look at my mom nodding like, well done, Nicola. Yeah, good. Good. Well done. Round of applause, Nic Yeah. It was so mortifying. Look at my mum nodding like, well done Nicola. Yeah, good. Well done. Round of applause Nicola. I was so... She was in a bit, when she came in, she was in a bit of a state when she came in and we were quite shocked and we did actually have to keep an eye on her all night. So she wasn't just mildly tipsy. No, it was like parasite. But your friend was grounded for a long time and the other mum said, I can't believe you haven't done that. And I thought, no, she feels ill enough to do. She went, and we never saw her drunk again, probably not till uni. We didn't see you then. Yeah. Well, I learned my lesson to not be. It took a little day. It took it till about four o'clock.

She said, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm choice is yours. You're grounded or you're cold. It's up to you. Yeah. And then I can imagine when you're 14. Mine was horrendous though. I was probably about that age when I went to, do you remember the house party I went to? Everyone's phones got stolen, right? Bar mine. And then the police got called. It was wild. And she goes, I'm going to have to tell everyone's parents. I said, no, my phone didn't get nicked. Don't tell my mum and dad. So she went through this massive heat. Then obviously they'd come around to see them, told him I'd been doing drugs and I bought drugs to the party.

It was a smashed up refresher like have a day off. You saw it straight out my nose but that's by the by. Told my mum and dad and everything. That was bad. Listen it wasn't my party. Did you get a lot of trouble from your mum and dad? Yeah that's what I'm saying. Yeah real loads of trouble.

I didn't even do anything wrong. Just went for a few friends at a sleepover. I didn't realize it was going to turn into a whole fucking raid festival in the house. There was burnt lampshades and everything. Wasn't there? Paintings smashed. We would have never. Half of Southampton was there, honestly.

This is why you can't be the one that hosts the party. It's the boy I'm talking about. Can you imagine it? And old mum, Sphina would have had to left home and never come back. She would have killed me. Oh, we weren't allowed. Even that makes me feel physically sick even thinking about it with mum. And she stomped me down to the house.

She said, you go in there and apologize. I'm very sorry. But I bought drugs that weren't drugs to your party. Adamant, she was so angry at me that I bought drugs, not mum, the other woman. I was like, he's bought drugs, stop saying he's drugs, it's a smashed up refresher, you nutters. You said to go and apologize though. Definitely, 100%.

She wouldn't let me do nothing. She was... You guys ruled with an iron fist. But look at you now. Oh, we turned out all right, didn't we? I think my mom, you might say otherwise. Or when I stole my sister's ID at 14 and went round town. That's common practice.

Do you know what really pissed me off though is the, they rung the mat, the first one I went to let me in and I went to the second one and they were walkie talkie and down saying, buncey sisters here, trying to use her older sister's ID and went down on the pub. My dad's up on the sofa late at night and came in and went, have a fun night? I said, no, actually. He was like, where did you go? Nowhere. No one let you in, did they? Because you had Roxanne's ID. Oh. I don't know what you're talking about. Me and my sister really messed up on that one. I went into a nightclub using her little

citizen card ID. Do you remember that? I got in first, she came down later with her real ID and they were like, Haley Jones is already in the building. Came in and like turfed us out. And then my dad was a police officer at the time. They were like, the ID's confiscated. It's like in the safe down at police stations. Then we were like, dad.

That's worse than dad knowing the bouncer. And then he was like, how embarrassing it worked to be like, they were my kids. You fucked around with that when your dad's a police officer. Yeah, you can't play that game. You're fucking wild. That is crazy. That would have been a good one for the lips of the game. Forgot about that. That was a good one but I forgot about that one. So thank you Roxanne, Mum and Nicola for joining us for our Mother's Day special. We hope you all have a lovely day celebrating on Sunday.

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