Seeking Derangements - 03 - Interior Motives w Angel Money

Episode Date: May 25, 2025

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON* Ben here, bringing you another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein you send us a photo of your bedroom (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age and location! DJ, Reverend, Professor and Trillionaire Angel Money joins Jacques and I to clock in and clock down! Listen to Angel Money's podcast Money Talks and read her monthly column in Document. Want to be a part of Interior Motives? We're up to over 100 submissions and have yet to turn one down! Claim your spot in line and sign up here. Thank you to everyone who's submitting, the show is so much fun and we couldn't do it without you. While we might roast your rooms, it's all love.

🎵 Okay, period. Okay. Hello, everyone, and welcome to episode three of Interior Motive. I'm your host, Ben. I'm here with Jock and Angel Money, the one and only Miss Money. How are we doing today, y'all? Hi. I have, like, not really slept at all. Well, typical, typical. Well, money talks. Dirty money talks.

What were you doing, Angel? A lot of speed. But, no, I was just up really late. I just got shuffled over to the studio to record a lesbian song.

I love that. You're having a lesbian renaissance right now. You can say that. It didn't happen like this. It's just what it is. I feel like when you're single, it's like, that's the time. You're like the new Tracy Chapman of Bushwick. It just finds me, lesbianism.

I'm like, not out here looking for it. Yeah. Honestly, I'm just an honest girl who was discovered by lesbians and i literally was is the thing thank you for joining us angel i really appreciate it jock yeah you wore a special shirt for i wore a special shirt in honor of um our diva oh wait. Wait, it gets better. What is Angel? She's a trans superstar.

I'm like, where did you hear that? Can y'all see the superstar part? Yeah, Angel is a trans dog. What the hell? I'm a real trans dog. Wait, what the hell? She's lying. Don't try to trick me now i'm like that was a gofundme scam y'all like i am not trying now we're just getting money okay can you blame a bitch

um well speaking of trans this is the game show wherein we guess the gender and sexuality and age and location of our listeners who submit photos of their bedroom and the inside of their fridge. This is our third episode, so we're still kind of testing out the show, but it's gone really well. It's been a lot of fun and I'm so happy you two are here. I feel like it's a whole lot of cheeseburgers,

like it's for a cheese fondue machine. No, Angel. I used to live with this. No, there's actually nothing in your fridge at all you're there's nothing it's so annoying you know what he you know what he would cook every day when we live together grilled chicken and he would

cut that shit on the kitchen counter it's not true i cut things on the counter sometimes it depends on the counter yeah he said raw chicken sanitize it was a tile it was a marble countertop if you sanitize it's fine yeah but i think that's i've i've done it i'm not eating i'm i'm also jock what the fuck do you cook bitch when have you come oh gumbo and uh last time i made um on

420 i made waffles with fruit and whipped cream and also i made scrambled eggs and ate pieces of bacon for myself I'm gonna eat scrambled eggs right in front of me when y'all gonna cry I'm just looking at an omelet an egg is a trans who has not yet come out hasn't hatched I don't know all I can see is one big brick

building and it's got two big bricks sticking out that have fallen out of the cracked. Don't play it. He's like, answer that. So I have a question for you guys. I mean, because we're investigating our listeners' rooms. And look, we can be mean. We're getting kind of meaner on the show i'm not i know

you two might roast the hell out of these people so i'm gonna try to chill but i feel like it's only fair if we shoot you know what no not shoot them but is there anything in either of your two bedrooms that you know would be a dead giveaway for your gender sexuality every single every single object inside of my room my signed vhs copy of nowhere signed by gregoracki um maybe it's the hbo promotional pillow featuring james gay as well gay dolphini gay dolphini i think this is from paul's i think this is what is that from it's a i think it's i'm pretty sure this is from Paul's. I think this is pretty good. What is that from? I think it's, I'm pretty sure this is a coat check. Oh, okay.

So it's like a, I feel like that's it. That would be a dead giveaway. Dead giveaway. And a fake, like a card from like a fake bank. Like an app bank. Right. Because you know my shit right on check systems, y'all. Right. Girl, we probably have the same credit score my credit is actually really good right now mine is actually really good too randomly i checked it and i was like what the hell they're not letting me get a chase account y'all at all

they won't chase me out first time oh away they usually chase right i get me to come in there right angel you need you need a bank at Chaser Bank. I'm like, I wish they were fucking around. I was banned from Chase Bank because they suspected me of doing illegal activities when I got a $500 deposit from my sugar daddy with the caption sugar daddy. And they pulled me into the manager's office and they said, we suspect that you're doing illegal activities for freezing your account and seizing your funds it was sad and i and i but i have a credit score of 12 so no way yeah your credit score is 12 yeah what is it supposed to be out of but that's like pretty

like i feel like that's average for like louisiana right yeah no it is probably average for louisiana my credit score is like 690 i just checked mine and it's over 700 which i'm like period but i've been i've been using the credit builders i've been doing it all i'm like i'm good for you diva i'm trying to get a house hello right and i'm i'm old now and i'm like wait I'm good for you, Diva. I'm trying to get a house. Right. And I'm old now. And I'm like, wait, I need to like get a credit card. I want to get I want to get a big ass like old rickety house like in like the bitch has imposed and just make all my family there and like so stuff for me or whatever. Exactly. Yeah.

Like Santa's elves making you clothes. Should we start this game? I'm like, ready. Let's start the game. I'm ready to bully. So this is our first submission. So do you guys feel like you have a good grasp on how the game works? We'll get points for

each identity criteria that we get correct. If I say gay guy and it's a gay guy, that's one point for me. If I say this gay guy probably lives in Portland, that's another point for me. If I get his age wrong, I don another point for me. If I get his age wrong, I don't get a point. But we'll do that for four rounds.

We'll see who wins. Angel, I feel like you're going to be really good at this game. I feel like I'm going to either be really good or really bad. I'm not sure which, but I'm excited. All right, we'll see. I want to start putting in prizes. So if you guys have any good idea for prizes, let me know because I do want to make it competitive.

And I want to get into being Crystal. Hello, I already won. Oh my god, girl. Shut the hell up. I thought she was doing the fisting hand with this. Or like angry Italian. But no. Okay, so this is our...

This is our first submission here we have five photos of this this person's room let's start let's start in the top left yes what's anything jumping out to you guys here um the the the like almost i want to say like there's a lot of frames on the ground. I want to say the fake Native American-looking scarf hanging on the wall. It looks like one of those patterns where they stole it from, like, Native Americans. That's usually, like, a straight girl thing. I don't really see that in that blanket. Zoom in. I'll say immediately this doesn't look like a straight girl's room to me at all.

You might be surprised because what if her boyfriend lives there I mean we're seeing the gaming chair the gaming chair is a big but there's also things that are very girly like the all the it are all like the weird art at the bottom left but they haven't hung it or done anything with it so that's like not really a girl thing to do is like it's kind of a it's kind of like a frenetic gay guy thing to do i feel like you're going to like a lot of thrift stores and buying stuff but you're just like never really hanging out that weird mirror you like found on the street what's that big bag i'm looking at that backpack let's yeah giant backpack is also also boy to me as well. What brand is that? Swiss. Maybe. We have a rosary.

We have a water bottle. I just want to say people with water bottles annoy me. Why? Because it's just like just I'm sorry

just drink out of a cup or something. No, I'm still a water bottle pill because I'm not drinking out of a cup because it makes me feel like I'm being waterboarded

and I don't like to feel like I'm being waterboarded. I like to't like to feel like I'm being waterboarded. I like to have a giant sippy cup. No, I need the hamster. Yes. 1000%. And then I'll drink the whole thing in like 20 seconds. You gotta drink your water, Jock.

I just like straws. Zoom in on, what's that bag of what's on like food or something? Oh, those look like, i think i saw it earlier yeah down here haribo those are those are sour i love the haribo sour gummy bears great taste oh we have a crossbody bag champion it looks like some ties in this game mature so it's i'm gonna say it's a man can we zoom into that desktop on the computer let's see this is as far as i can go and those are products it looks like medicine there's a it's glasses right this is this is um this is a zin zintac

or whatever this is an allergy medicine i believe with the green cap also i want to point out that their their gender or sexuality could go any way with that lego flower on the desk that is a flower made of legos right that's a i'm kind of also let let's go back to the chair look at the the brown strap on the chair is that a is that a purse strap i think it's a thin belt it looks like a belt which is thin belt we got a like a belt. Thin belt. We got a gay man who games. Honestly, I was kind of thinking straight guy, but I could see gamer. Let's see what's over.

Oh, let's look at the clothes. This will be a big tell. Yeah. I'm seeing some stuff that looks like girls' clothes. I mean, on the top right, that's women's clothing. This lacy thing? yeah also also the poncho also the poncho the latino poncho i feel like i'm seeing is that like a fake little louis bag or something oh yes it is that's a louis crossbody bag okay jock i think you're onto something i know i think this is a this is a latino because look at the look at this hoodie with the white text

is like very latino guy to me so are the amount of rosaries to the left and the crossbody fake gucci bag is so latino guy who are we to say it's fake? Right, I'm being racist. Let's consider... Let's look at the desk here. Yeah, I need to see it. Okay, they're on the go all the time. Is there any chance there's two people living in this room? I feel like it...

Well, it's just one bed. It looks too big. Also, look at the engraving on this water bottle. That is a font you could only call Chicano. Right. But yeah, there's a better view on the other picture of the engraving on the water bottle. Right. I couldn't make it out. I thought maybe the water bottle was just dented,

but it does look like it's a custom engraved water bottle with like a Cholo font. Which that is kind of a gay guy thing to do. It's like a, it's like, it's trade fishing gay guy for sure. Also, I think it might be LA. No, I don't think.

I think it might be LA because look at this. Look at the. I think this is a Mexican guy in LA. Just from the accessories and from the LA. I think it's like a mob. No, no, no. That's a trick. That's a trick.

That's a trick. The LA flag is there to throw you off because they're from LA. Why would someone living in LA have a poster of LA on their window? Right. Angel, do you have a poster of New York on your wall? I don't do wall art in my home. I love you, but that response just made me want to scream at you. Let's clock this desk.

I feel like the desk has a, there's a lot of stuff on this desk. There's so many rosaries. Again, I'm thinking Latino guy. I'm just trying to decide straight or gay. It could be a lesbian. It could be a lesbian chola. That's so true. Or it could be a Latina trans mask man.

There's also another hydro flask over at the end of the desk. The white thing. So they're very thirsty. It must be very hot where they're living. I'm guessing Arizona. Phoenix. That would be a good guess. I could see Phoenix for sure. This could be like one of those B cities. Also, it's got to be a

hot city because the way that they have the windows basically permanently obscured. Look at the amount of long sleeves in the windows basically permanently obscured well i don't know look at the amount of look at look at the amount of long sleeves in the closet this is definitely someone who experiences uh experience would be new york like this is giving me kind of like a weird ridgeway department it looks too new give me a minus point if it's new york because i doubt it so much i'm not saying it is i just i could see and even like something about the way it's like all of their belongings are crammed into this room

right right and like the layout the layout is crazy the layout though it could and you know what there are a lot of mexicans in chicago yeah this could be i think you might actually be right about like chicago like outside of chicago i think you're on something there angel for sure chicago because i feel like this this is definitely a city because otherwise you wouldn't just have all your shit crammed into your room and you'd have more space you'd have a bigger room but can i say the apartment looks too brand new, too nice to be New York, and it looks too nice to be Chicago. I'm going to move on to say that. I don't think it looks too nice to be Chicago.

I don't think it looks. Like a landlord special. Yeah, for sure. Landlord special. This is a new building that used to be like a one bedroom and they've put up new walls and it's now like a three bedroom. Is what I'm seeing.

Yeah. And I don't really see closets this big in new york city either on the right like that kind of like whole wall walk-in closet is like suburban apartment to me where do people who grew up in la move to who are trendy i don't know i don't know i don't know if this person is like originally from la or not but just be a stylistic decision, that thing. Right. Right. And I'm going to just...

It's definitely... I'm saying I would bet my life on this person being Mexican or Central American. Can we move on to the refrigerator to get a full dynamic? Yeah. Anything else in the room you guys want to see? Let's go back to the... I want to go back to the... Can you go to the books really quickly? Yeah. I tried to get a read on the books i couldn't get

anything there's what is this a plus does that this looks like a gay guy design book to me yeah maybe they're in school maybe they're in school maybe that's not but this could also be like i will say this could totally be like kind of like an androgynous fake like kind of pussy hound straight guy who's like fake sensitive astragalus like this could be astragalus and there's things that are kind of right into that like i feel like the monitor i just don't think a gay guy would do that unless he's top fishing so severely and there's so many things in the right but angel this is this is a huge problem nowadays in my life as well the kind of the aesthetics of straggot and the aesthetics of like trade fishing are now basically the same thing oh you know and they're

both like they're both catching each other at the central point in their momentum or like straggots are pretending to be gay gay guys are pretending to be straight and they kind of just all look the same and it's really difficult to decide what the hell is going on well i can decide right now where like stragglers are pretending to be gay, gay guys are pretending to be straight, and they kind of just all look the same, and it's really difficult to decide what the hell is going on. Well, I can decide right now that they are, there's some kind of, look, if we go back to where you just zoomed in, I just made an interesting discovery. The books? No, behind the chair is a microphone,

and they're obviously a musician of some sort, possibly a SoundCloud rapper. If you look at the top right. That's also more that's also more mexican evidence if they're right down cloud if they're making if they're doing like weird like little productions in their room and like singing a little song like a deconstructed club beat or whatever like that's kind of to me oh straggler i am seeing the microphone now, Jock. This is also being Richmond. Yeah, so I feel like there's a part of me that feels like this could be like a Richmond type city. Because there's things about this stylistic decor that feel really like a little bit. I don't mean this in a nasty way, but like a couple years too late in how intentional and like fake aesthetic and like kind of like almost

ironic it is which i feel like we weren't really doing in new york right now as much and so this that is still a thing in chicago so i'm still not not sold that this is a chicago room i really i think you're on to something i agree with you on chicago but i think like because i think if it was in richmond the room would probably be a little bigger. Right. That's what I was about to say. It's one of those cities where it's like, they're, it's not New York because New Yorkers have kind of all moved on from like,

if they wouldn't have a Lego flower and like intentionally no desktop picture on the, you know what I mean? It's like, it's like even the fake bag, it's like, it kind of feels, I'm looking at the keys. I'm trying to see how many keys they have because, oh, the duct tape.

Honestly, the duct tape fake Louis is iconic. I love that. Also, what kind of... Now I'm all over the place. Now, if you zoom in on their desk from the bottom left view, we see some kind of incense stick, like one of those scent stick things. Now, what kind of straight guy is carrying that into the bedroom?

I'm telling you, a straggit who likes artful pussy. I cannot tell if it's trade fishing or if it's straggit, but let's get to the fridge because that might help us. Because if there's psyllium husk in there, we know. I also think this might be Philadelphia.

Fridge? Oh, oh okay look at this mexican confirmed the hernanda hernanda salsa verde if it's no yeah if it's mexican that gives me gay i don't think this is a mexican right i think if it was a white guy i would think straggler yes but because we're kind is also cupi cupi mayonnaise cupi mayonnaise is gay cupi mayonnaise having that much cupi mayonnaise means that you want to assimilate come coming into your mouth well that's that's gross i just think i just think it's uh it it's it betrays a gay palette you know but also i don't think allegations with the a1 yes yes also potato salad and coleslaw like what are you a billionaire also the flavor of red bull they chose is pink that's where's that oh the pink red bull but that could be straggler if it was not if it was white like but it's i got if this was a white guy i would literally be like this is like

a white straggler in like chicago philly or richmond but it's not but but we're seeing we're also seeing like a non-milk creamer right the oatly creamer or whatever the i don't think that like straight guy i don't. But then there is also half and half right here in the, in the middle. I don't want to play devil's advocate, but maybe he has a, a, a,

a dairy intolerant woman that he wakes up every day with and gives her a cup of coffee and she gives her the soy latte and she, he gets the creamer because he's a man. There's not much in the fridge. I kind of feel like Angel, you're right that knowing that this is probably a latino person they're not really straggling at that evolved level because also a lot of latinos just like look gay like naturally they're not not not

like in a culturally ambitious way they just like have gay style you know but there is what yeah but there's like the the lego flower right coach fat whatever bad think bad like the like weird like lacy things like it yeah it would be though white straggat mexican like kind of on adderall alternative girlfriend in chihuahua who like right oh no you know what i mean i feel like i feel like there's too many mexican condiments in the fridge for it to be all girlfriend unless she's like unless they're loving so mexicanly that she's like literally has a second hernandez salsa verde at his house i feel like i feel like a white straggit like sensitive straggit they love dating poc love dating like a latino girl and like really getting like

spicy with it meant like with her so what do you guys think about the age i forgot the clock age the room is seeming this is very like under 25 to me. The room. But trade fishing could skew that a little higher. This person is under 30 years old. This person is 26 years old. Let's get to the hint. We have a hint.

What color is your hair? Dark brown. Okay. Latino. I'm gonna say Latino for sure i'm gonna latini okay do we do want to lock in with our guesses i'm gonna say i think it's yeah i think it's a gay latino man i agree non-binary no I agree. They lean on binary. No. I think it's a straight Latino man who is the age of 26. And just to say, when we're deciding these ages and what gender and sexuality they are,

we should always consider autism presents in many different ways. I love that we're also doing race this time. Should we decide what mental illness they have too um let's just stick to the main ones i think i think gay man i think that's in his in his 20s but i really want to agree with you on chicago but i'm not going to because you claim chic. I'm going to say, I might say like, you know what? I'm just going to say LA because I feel like- Yeah, it could definitely be LA. It could be LA. I'm going to say LA, gay guy.

I'm going to say, I think just from the room here, this room to me, the gaming, the setups is very Gen Z to me. I'm going to say 22. I'm still sticking with 26. I think that they are... Oh, shit. Don't look. 26 and they are from... God damn it. What did I say earlier?

Philly. Okay, let's get the reveal here. I didn't say age. I'm going to say 21. Angel, 21. You're saying Chicago. You're saying gay guy. I'm going to say 21. Angel, 21. You're saying Chicago. You're saying gay guy. I'm saying 22, gay guy.

LA, Jock, you are Philly, 26, straight guy. Yeah. Latino. I think we all agree there, sister. Let's see. Connor, 20, gay male. Angel, you clocked him. What the also hello connor well he's 20 never mind never mind it's legal isn't it legal we're gonna do it it's legal you know that girl who

fucks dogs she's like she has that who are you talking about angel oh no you've shown me her before you've shown me her before anyway let's rack up these points also follow follow uh connor on ig it's nc770416 if you decide to abuse connor i mean i would never abuse he's not that far from you so you're not going to abuse connor look i think he he already you a lot, so he probably won't even call it abuse. Let's rack up these points here. I think Angel's going to be in the lead. Hello, hello, hello.

Because you said 21 as well. I said 22. Age is going to count for whoever is closest. So Angel's leading the pack at three. I got every single one. Hello. Jock got zero. I love when Jock gets zero. I got gay guy and that's it. And that's it.

Man, fuck this shit. That made me angry. I felt like I was just taking a really important test. Well, look, y'all. We have three more left. We have three more left. And I love you both. And the girls now. I love you both, but I hate I love you both, but I hate

competing with y'all. I'd hate to compete with me too, bitch. Angel, you didn't know this, but me and Ben are running a triathlon against each other. Angel, who do you think would win in a foot race between me and Jock, to be honest?

I think it really depends. I think if you better if you let me finish my thought if you i think ben you on the like careful fair friendly like everybody's in a good mood nobody's like there's no extra stuff jacques has like way more i think like um entities like to tap into for energy i don't think and you're not like on that type of timing like no i'm not haunted i'm not haunted by jacques the veil gets thin i think jacques all day well it will be in louisiana where the veil is incredibly thin. Oh, then Jock.

Home turf advantage. I'm going to say Jock. Home turf advantage. Well, I'm training. I'm training for this. I'm going to wipe the floor with you, Jock. I'm going to roast you like the Cajun boar you are, bitch. I got the spirits and the demons behind my back ready to overpower me.

You do, but you're slow. You do. You do, but you're slow you do you do you do you but you're slow bitch i was quick to punch you in the fucking face and i'll be quick to run the race so you all that rhymed how can i disagree with the rhyme let's get to submission two um this is our next one up here let's see what this is This is good. Oh, good. What the hell is... Jock, why did you submit your room, Jock? Shut up. Wait, is this an...

What the... Oh, I thought that was a wild pig. I thought that was a dead animal. What is going on? Oh, my God. I'm going to say this is a girl. No. I'm going to say this is a girl No I'm gonna say this is a girl Angel what about this is giving girl to you

This is like a schizophrenic This is a schizophrenic straight man The plushies hello Where are the plushies Oh my god This is like an insane girl This is like Do you guys remember that That picture that was like This is what it looks girl. Do you guys remember

that picture that was like, this is what it looks like to have a stroke? It looks exactly like that. Oh my god. The shoes? Let's look at the shoes.

These do look kind of girly. I cannot believe that this is a woman. I can't believe that this is a woman. The wicker picnic basket? Not the wicker picnic basket. This is like an insane girl. This is a trans mask. This could be a trans mask.

I could see trans mask. Look, look, I want to point out to something. Oh my God, this room is, I'm sorry. I am so disturbed. The numbers, the arithmetic on the wall this dog that looks like it's about to kill itself i'm sorry also like stylistic to an extent you think this is intentional they're not they're like fainting their mental illness fishing the purple chair the purple chair is me... They're working with what they have. They're poor.

They don't have much. They're in a rough point mentally, but they're still stylistically turning it into a new vibe. I mean, this is an aesthetically coherent... You know what I'm saying? That's fair. Ben was like, let's bully him today.

And Angel's like, poor, poor, poor. Well, I mean, everybody's poor to me, baby. I mean, they're missing a... No, okay, no. I thought there was an open wall. Sorry, wait. I need to add a new descriptor. It seems like they might be disabled.

Oh, that's just part of the chair. I thought that was a cane. You're going to say they're disabled? I thought I saw a cane. No, there's a chainsaw as well. I was just about to point out the chainsaw. These are men's shoes. These are so many

men's shoes. But they look small. Well, some men have small shoes, Angel. A certain kind of man, especially. Not the kind of men that Angel fucks with. I am, I'm sorry, I'm blown away by this. Oh my God, the mask. Whoever this is, this person like has been on like mood stabilizers at the bare minimum, like definitely limit, tolerabilify.

What is that? is that there for like when you're like by anti-psychotic they're not like fully anti-psychotic mood state wasn't but the the dog leashes also give me the type of leash a girl gets wait where's the dog leash go up to the left okay yes it's the retractable dog I've never seen a man with those. I'm trying to... I'm trying to identify if we go underneath the mask, there is what appears to be a Midwest emo album.

Go back down to the left. Can we identify? Oh, the green background of the boy? Yeah. It's not Sunny Day Real Estate. It's not Captain Jazz. It's not... I don't recognize it. Album with cartoon guy smoking. Girl, that's not Sunny Day Real Estate. It's not Captain Jazz. It's not, I don't recognize it. It's an album with cartoon guy smoking. Girl, that's going to take forever. American flag shirt.

It won't take as long as you think. This drawing in the back, this, like, is that a Scientology temple? With the man's head getting blown off. This to me is like maybe like if they're not a lesbian girl they're like very mentally unstable. I think this is

just a crazy straight guy. I'm going to be honest. Really? This is really making me... Jock, this is what your room looks like to me. I'm not even kidding. If this is straight guy, I'm always artist alone. my room yeah straight i straight guy noise artist what is this blue thing that's the thing you oh it's a funnel for a gas tank oh god they're gonna commit a crime no no no i'm gonna point something out that could be one of those devices so women can pee outside he's making his girlfriend be

outside also yeah this person is definitely defecating outside jock do these numbers does so women can pee outside. A stand to pee? He's making his girlfriend pee outside. Also, yeah, this person is definitely defecating outside. Jock, do these numbers mean anything to you? No, I'm not one of the members of Stranger Things. I can't, like, psychically connect the random numbers. Girl, I ain't seen anything stranger than you. Shut the fuck up. I feel like this person is definitely receiving coded messages from Jock when they listen to the podcast.

So they're living in Oregon. Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting. These are people who listen to Seeking Your Soul. Yes, Angel. These are all people who listen to the show. God. I never fucking listen to this shit.

What? I don't listen to podcasts. That's a waste of a time. I am just blown away by this. I appreciate everyone who listens to our podcast. Thank you so much. You won't catch me. Go listen to Money Talk.

Money Talk is one of the best podcasts on the market. You have to go listen to it. I really want to try to figure out what that is. This blue funnel? I think it's for gasoline. It looks like it has some kind of diesel it says diesel yeah diesel uh funnel oh god so they have they have a lot of machinery that they are probably building a they're building a tank with point for lesbian right that is but also i think trans mask could be on with transmasc. It could be a crunchy transmasc, $100,000.

But with a transmasc, if it's a transmasc, it's not one that looks like a boy. Because you wouldn't keep the plushies, you wouldn't have a purple chair. Yeah, that's too identifiable. If this is a trans guy, it's the ones that look like a girl.

No shade. I'm not saying anything wrong with that. I'm just i'm having a i'm having a revelation they're non-binary well yeah well yeah clearly but whatever it could be so like ted kaczynski non-binary no i think you're right jock and that's what i'm kind of saying where it's like it's either it's like a range from like, cause it's a, I think this is a fab person. And if so, which there's a lot of stuff pointing to that,

this is either an a fab, they, them person all the way up to like a trans mask, but like maybe they've done some testosterone, like key gel, but they're not out here passing. like pj but they're not out here passing this is not they're not a connor they're like a catchy like like girl they pass him for crazy what i i jock i think i think oregon is right i mean to me this is definitely a rural

area i feel like this person is not is not seeing other people on a daily basis or like bend or honestly a place I can't even fucking think. This could totally be North California. 100%. Right. Right. I'm feeling Pacific Northwest. Yes.

Or this could just be like a freak in the Appalachias. Yeah. Can we zoom into the window and see if we can look at the foliage and identify some of the nature? Let's look at the foliage and identify some of the nature? Let's look at the foliage. So it looks like there's a pine. That's a pine tree. That's kind of a point for North Carolina, I know.

And there's some low brush. Oh, God, this room. They have that in the pandemic. I'm sorry to whoever this man is. Can you take back that my room looks like this and say that my room looks better? Your room does not look like this. Does my room look better? Your room looks different. Better?

It looks different. Just say it. Yes, your room looks better. Your room looks better. God, I'm about to get the... So there's the exposed beams to the roof. Oh my god, the bone hanging from the rafter. I'm sorry. Do you guys see that? Oh, I see it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sir, do not kill the president. You don't have to kill the president take it like girl if you don't want to get this oxygen wherever the fuck this is like you don't want to go to the hospital i promise you i feel like this person i feel like they also don't have running electricity in the house just because all of the extension cords also what is this thing in the middle is that weird attic like oh like because this is someone who does not have any money let's be fucking for real right yeah they're living in a shed it's a shed oh my god that's a that's that's that's a flashlight hanging from the roof too. So they are like, they fully don't have electricity. And this flashlight, this black flashlight,

is routed to some external power source. This is giving me PNW. Like, this could be like in one of those places where they trim the weed. Because I feel like everybody in the PNW, you always hear of those. And they live in like a laundry room. And you're like, the fuck?

Right. You know how they're trimming weed or whatever. Right, right. You would think PNW, right? Outside of Seattle. That's the Pacific Northwest, Jock. Yeah, I'm aware. I'm just saying. I think we're talking more Seattle.

You're honing in onto the... Because Portland, there's more money, and Seattle, there's less money. And money doesn't really talk there money is silent there wait okay I have a question for you guys what is it do you see this black contraption over here yeah that's what is

that light oh that's a light okay another external light source what if that light is there so they can make pornography I feel like I feel like they're squatting in a former former commercial building because this doesn't look zoned for residential. Look at this

door with the green trim. Girl, they're living in Ted Kaczynski's cabin. Okay, I'm so scared. I'm so scared to see this person's fridge, but let's clock it. Maybe they didn't. We're about to see an ice chest.

Maybe they didn't submit the... I'm going to guess it's a fucking cooler. Let's see. Oh! Oh! What in the... What in the diva... So that looks like a zucchini.

The thermosafe. Okay, so this is a cooler with ice in it what is this go in that power pack is that for like putting it on pain it's a uh polar thermos safe polar pack i feel like they're putting ice packs in here because it's not cool. I'm sorry. Is that a beer? What is that? In the back, right? I was trying to figure that out. It's a sauce.

It has A, B on it. That's all I can make out. This pot, I do not want to know what's in there. It's probably someone's fucking head. Probably his mom's head. Zoom in on the pot. Let's zoom in. Let's zoom in on the pot let's zoom in let's zoom in on the pot yeah some kind of boiled meat for sure i'm sorry i whoever submitted your room i think you're probably a real nice person but you scare me this lifestyle like a day them lesbian this like a day them like a non-binary lesbian this is like broke with no fucking money they're on the story anything else

i feel like this person is on the story being like well and yes they're like posting numbers on the story but they're also posting like, my car exploded. Anything else? Girl, this person... I blew up my car because I kept hearing John McCain's voice inside of it. Girl, this person isn't on the story.

They are on the newspaper, wanted for crimes. No, I'm telling you, it's not that. I feel like this is someone who's trying to do their best yeah i don't think okay someone who's like actively in i think they're in because they're cooking for themselves right in a not a great way not that i mean not well i don't know what it maybe it's delicious who knows but maybe it's delicious they're doing they're doing their best like i legitimately feel like this is a non-binary age. I do agree with you.

Who's really trying and hit just unfortunate thing after unfortunate thing after unfortunate thing. And just cannot make it in the real world. No, I get it. I get it. Also, how are we to say that they aren't making it in the real world? Maybe they love their fucking life. It honestly looks like they love their life. But you can love your life and be...

And not be a part of the world. Right, which I'm not saying... I don't mean that... Like I said, I'm not being derogatory. I have been in not this situation, but I've been in a crazy living situation. Right, right, right. I lived with Jock.

Damn it, I was trying to say it. God damn it. All right, so we have a hint here hint here I mean before we get to the hint I am gonna say I do think this is a straight guy just because I feel like the pure mental illness here I feel like when someone is queer the mental illness manifests

in a much more in a different way this is like a noise artist type of if it is a gay guy it's like a noise or straight guy it's like a noise artist type of yes if it is a gay guy it's like a noise art or straight guy like a noise artist type of straight guy who like yeah be fucking on hoes it's like oh no and i will say angel you know not to give jock and i an unfair advantage here just to say this we are jock and i are and hasso we're always surprised by the amount of straight men who listen to the podcast. Oh, I'm not.

For that reason, I do think it's a straight guy just because I know the data pools of the listeners. I could do it. I've just zeroed in on where I think they're from. Where? I'm pretty solid on this one. I'm not changing my answer. Grand Rapids, Michigan. No, it's not michigan no

not because grand rapids plant life i would say no but i i see what you're kind of saying grand rapids has a whole forestry yeah but grand rapids is like an academic town this is not he does not live in grand rapids someone who went to undergrad and dropped out i mean ted kaczynski literally is yeah um let's get to the hint what if they look really rich outside of this house and they have like a really fancy job and this is just the ultimate way of them saving money maybe that's true it could be true let's get to the hint i feel like the hint might what's your drug of choice give us your own hint drug of choice delta t delta 9th oh delta 9th c i live with two dogs and a cat, a brindle, pit bull, cute, I mean, honestly,

very cute dog, Jack Russell, dog mix, and a calico cat named Kelly. Sounds crowded. The animal hoarding is a little lesbian to me. It's a little AFAB. I'm gonna go with non-binary AFAB. Polish. And Delta 9

being the drug of choice, I feel like. Delta 9, is that synthetic weed, right? Yeah, it's like where you can buy it at the smoke shop in places where weed is not legal. Because it's not technically THC. Okay, but that's a hint because if he's in the Pacific Northwest, those are all weed, weed, central. If he's in Northern California, it's not Delta 9. This is North Carolina. This is North Carolina.

If he's in Northern California, this is North Carolina. This is North Carolina. I'm kind of thinking it's more of the like weird Southern region, like South Appalachia. Cause you do get a lot of real freaks. Virginia, North Carolina. And then it's not legal in Michigan.

I'm going to say this is like on the West kind of side, like outside the triangle, like Durham or like around there, Asheville, this would be fully Asheville. I could see Asheville, North Carolina, Asheville. This could be fully Asheville. I could see Asheville Hillbilly, for sure. North Carolina, Asheville. The animal hoarding, especially in that space,

is, I feel like, probably a lesbian. They could be an item. A binary type of something in there. AFAB, for sure. And they have taken, they have been to the hospital darling for mental illness so i'm not hospitals i'm in a couple of them in north carolina you know sometimes you got to go just get those out of hand and watch mori on tv right right but

i'm gonna say i'm gonna say straight man i'm gonna hold it i'm gonna hold it down for straight man just just because of the way the mental illness is expressed'm going to say straight man. I'm going to hold it down for straight man just because of the way the mental illness is expressed. I'm going to say straight man. Age, I do not know. I feel like this is skewing older just because I feel like if you're younger, you're more living with friends, you're couch surfing,

you're like your parents parents put you in a mental ward or something. I'm going to say... You only go to the ward for like a couple weeks. Or you'd be living with your mom or something. I don't know. I'm going to say 37 straight man and I'm going to say West Virginia.

I don't have a city. I'm just going to say West Virginia. Non-binary woman, 32... No, no, say West Virginia. Non-binary woman, 32. No, no, no, 34. Non-binary woman. And they are born in or they are living in. I'm going to stick with Grand Rapids, Michigan. I've seen people out there, and this is what it looks like to me.

I'm going to say North Carolina. I'm going to say like Asheville, Durham, kind of like that type of tip. Could be Winston-Salem, just around there. I'm going to say gender creative woman, lesbian woman lesbian bisexual kind of in there like a non a non-cis woman not non i don't think they would describe themselves as cisgender you don't i mean because it's i mean there's nothing cisgender about that it's the art for me like the scientology if they are cisgender this is like someone who is seriously unwell or has been seriously but you know what but it doesn't mean i shouldn't say unwell because it's like you can be like that and actually be like super fulfilled

and like happy and like i think i think a lot of people just choose to live like that because that's where they like find their peace and that's totally valid. I'm not even being a bitch. I mean, you seem fierce. I would totally be with you. This person is living out society and they love it. All right, should we get to the reveal? We should decide

if they're happy or sad. No, we're not going to be happy. Okay, let's get to the reveal. Are you ready? Let's go, let's go, let's go. Oh. Mark, 45, cisgender. Carlton, Georgia. Angel, you were, yeah. Let's go. Oh, Mark, Mark, 45 cisgender Carlton,

Georgia angel. You were, yeah, it is that. Yeah. It's the South for sure. 45. Honestly,

Mark, you look pretty good for 45. He looks great. I mean, he seems like a fucking vibe master. He's like a vibe. He has done. Oh, then he has done psychedelics just beyond,

beyond, beyond. Right. Right. This is like, he's got in the forest i'm sorry that that pupil size is uh giving me speed this is three men don't straight men don't know how to take selfies i mean he's kind of cute um i i can get down with this type of like this type of fry you were right I almost agree with you with the streak I think it's like I didn't

factor in I mean I was assuming like ambient psychedelic use but this is just really nailing that on the head for me that this is like someone who has been oh ow ow he's growing mushrooms yeah he's growing

he's growing a lot in Carleton, Georgia. I believe that. He probably has a lot of fertilizer at his house, if you know what I'm saying. You mean he's making bombs? No, no, no.

Because they make them out of that. Yeah, that was my joke. Instagram, MasterBlaster5, 50,000. Go follow him. I bet his Instagram is fucking iconic. I know. I need to go look at it right now. Yeah, let's all take a look.

Mark, it's all love, brother. No, yeah, you seem like a fucking vibe. I would smoke tea still tonight. You'd smoke Delta 9 with him? I'd do dabs with you. I don't think I could. Go find him. I'm not going to do all that, but I would smoke the...

The way that people will do dabs with me once and then never do them in their lifetime again. Oh. Literally me. Okay. Like, wood fire ceramicist.

Oh. Okay, so he's like an... Fab ceramics. He's like off the grid, like... Artist. Artist who's done a bunch of acid honestly sounds like a sounds like a vibe and it seems like you love your life mark i'm not even being a bitch thank you for listening to the show i love that he's like listening to the show and

like doing um ceramics or whatever that's really ceramics are really cool honestly yeah he's going look going to the local McDonald's and downloading a bunch of Seeking Derangements onto his iPod and listening to it all night. Oh, yeah, because I guess he doesn't probably have Wi-Fi. He doesn't even have a light. No, no. Oh, my God.

Okay, Mark, your room is... No, I'm not going to... No, I'm just... Hey, it takes all kinds of... This guy lives in Oglethorpe County, Georgia. Oglethorpe County, Georgia. What in the good... That sounds like a noise you would make when you fell over.

Oglethorpe! Oglethorpe! Oh, we have two points here. Jock, I'm sorry, brother. You didn't get any right angel what do you what what's what state did you get you guys north carolina which is like over like next it's closer to georgia i guess west virginia you're closer to georgia fishing for no i'm not i i don't get a point for this i'm i'm fine with that he took me by surprise

no we do we do by whoever's closest i guess i am i am the closest you get a point um i get a point for angel what age did you guess oh i guess well i didn't actually never did same age like 45 automatic disqualification this bitch is cheating all right then i didn't get any of them oh no i got one for i got one for loyal. I got one for straight guy. Angel makes this face when she says I never cheated. You just have to believe her. I'm loyal. I never cheated, I swear. No, I know that. I can testify to this.

I never cheated. Let's get ready for submission three. Jock, if you get all the next ones right, you can still pull out a win. I want a win. I'm getting pissed off as hell. I'm hungry. Let's get to the next one here. I won't hold you up for your... Another gaming chair.

Okay. What in the hell is this setup? What is this wristband? 21 plus round? Round up. Sorry, is this a bedroom? Yeah.

Dang, god damn. Zoom in on that art bunny. That's a straight guy. This is a straight man. This is a straight 28-year-old. Probably named Brandon. Named Brandon. I feel like this is like an efficiency apartment in a big city. I feel like this is like a,

this is like an efficiency apartment in a big city. I feel like. This is insane. I'm sorry. There's like nothing, there's like nothing even in this room. That's when mattress. No,

ma'am. We know they're not living with their parents. Cause if they live with their parents, it would be a little better of a condition. No, that's a straight to 1,000. Those pants. The pants, the one pair of jeans on the floor. The complete and total lack of anything in this room.

We don't have a living room for me. Not a social security card. Is that a social security card? Is that a dildo on the desk top right? No, that's a oh looks like a gun clip i don't know what it is yeah that's a fucking clip for a gun it might be my y'all are crazy wait can we zoom in on that there's something on the table that gives us a hint of what their social security card on the table. Next to the social security card, there's something else. This is a street guy down.

There's a picture on the top shelf of some kind of... Wait, that's not a social security... That is a social security card. That is so dangerous. I know you never got one or saw one. They don't hand them out in Louisiana. They got a...

Here we go. We have some things back here. One time I found my enemies. Stuff on the table. I think we all agree this is a straight man. This is a straight man. He's on the older side. No, 27, 26.

Oh my god, y'all are giving me a headache. Not you two. This just thrashed GamerChute. No, ma'am. Okayam okay wait back on the left image oh my god it's just so much sadness no i'm sorry just because your room isn't kind doesn't mean you're sad sometimes no he might have a beautiful life outside of the house. Maybe he's so busy. Okay, let me rephrase that.

If I lived in this room based on how I live currently, I would be very sad because it's a single sized bed. Clearly, this is probably a six foot man. What is this banner? It's Grateful Dead, right?

No, the blue and yellow like folk art thing. Straight guy. Yeah. Ancient Asian proverb scroll. I mean, there's just simply nothing here. I mean, we have some clothes,

but it's still more... Looks like there's a suitcase. He might be living out of the suitcase. Maybe he be living out of the suitcase maybe the hamper i it's it's a straight guy i think we all agree on that i'm gonna say younger though because i mean for example mark he has a lot of stuff because he's been around for a long time i think this is like this is maybe someone like right out of college and like is in a transient phase in their life and just has nothing. Or this is someone in a halfway house

and they have to have... No. I don't know. No, this doesn't look like a halfway house to me. Let's get to the fridge. There's nothing in here. I mean, do you guys see anything else in here? I thought I saw something

that was a telltale symbol of something, but... Okay, wait. Go back to the desk, to the top thing that I thought was the dildo that's actually a clip. I think it's a gun clip. Does that look like a gun clip to you?

Hell yeah. What do you mean? Like a holster or something? No. Like you put it into a rifle. No, it looks... I don't think it is. Yes, it is because there's the little thing on the top where you push the

spring for the bullet down. It looks like a gun clip. And also it looks like a college ID, which hints that they're younger. Oh, it does look like it is an ID of some sort. Yeah, I'm... I'm the photo that you turned. How would you go to

college without having anything in your room though? A lot of college students live like that. They just move out. How would you go to college without having anything in your room though? A lot of college students live like that. They just move out of their house and go to college and have nothing. I'm going to say, I'm going to say 22 straight, man. I have no idea where the hell this could be.

Let's see the fridge. Oh, come on, bro. Come on. Do you just vermouth? He's just drinking vermouth. Come on. Well, that stain, let's go zoom in on the He's just vermouth? He's just drinking vermouth? Come on.

Well, that stain. Let's go zoom in on the stain underneath the vermouth. What's that stain, Jock? That's a straight man who is 24. Is that just a lemon? Four. Stop. Oh, there are more, too.

Tomato sauce in the door. Oh, my God. You guys. I will say that this guy's probably on a very slim diet i used to drink the jars of cold um pasta sauce as a snack and it's you used to drink jars of cold pasta sauce yeah well it's just like chunky vegetable wait don't angel what are you so disturbed can you let's i'm not judging i am loving awareness darling but that is you would never do that even like i never said i would never you never know what you would do when you're faced with a difficulty right right who knows if i was in a saw trap or something i might drink a. I just would never think to do that, personally.

What if you were... Okay, we're at the club. We've been partying all night, and I have a special back... You're undled, uncundled, and bundled. I'm doing all of the dabs you could ever imagine. You've just hit the DMT pin. You're like, God,

I'm a little bit hungry. I'm like, girl, I have the best vegetable smoothie for you. And I pass you that cold bottle of jar of chunky mushroom and garlic progresso. Oh, no. This is disgusting. The way I undle, I become a post-organic life form, I don't need food. Do I look like I need food?

It's true. I've never seen you once in my life eat. I eat sometimes for pleasure. Angel, you eat every morning when you wake up. Naturally. You're eating a mother, is what I'm trying to say. Never mind. I ate my twin in the womb.

I think this could You're eating a mother is what I'm trying to say. I ate my twin in the womb. Right. I think this could only be a straight man. Yeah. Straight man, 22. I have no idea. Maybe the hint will help. Drug of choice, alcohol, body count, 12,

relationship, zero. That also is seeming very young to me. So straight, and he is, I'm going to go 21. 21, Jock? And he is. Where do we think this is? He's clearly mayonnaise, so. I have no, yeah, this is a white man for sure.

I have no idea. This could be anywhere. Well, Grateful Dead breaks us down to three possible cities. Denver, Portland, or Nashville, North Carolina. This kind of does give Denver. I could see someone who just moved to Denver after college and is getting their shit together. When the hell would you ever move to Denver?

Well, bitch, I did it for five and a half years okay don't you wave your half covered hand at me like my lifestyle is unworthy of your judgment i never who said that to fuck i love you jock i love your lifestyle i love you jock your lifestyle is iconic you have one of the most indulgent lifestyles I love y'all so much but if either of y'all cross me one more time this is about to become from beef to steak so y'all better get ready steak takes a lot more time to eat than beef

I'm gonna say 22 straight man I think Denver's not a bad guess I have no idea talking about beefs I'll say that's a little weird. I think you're kind of... Salt Lake City. I think he's in recovery.

I think it's... I think... He drinks alcohol. I don't know why I said recovery. Yeah, I'll say... I'm also going to say Denver. Denver 21. And I want to guess that his name is... Johnny. Johnny?

Okay, why not? I want a bonus point here. If you get the name right, Jock, I'll give you a bonus point for sure. All right, you ready for the reveal? He's in his jaw! I got him. Los Angeles straight male 25. It looks like he

filtered his face. So I got the age and the gender that I would never have guessed Los Angeles. Oh, his face. He's edited his face. I don't want to be rude if he didn't edit this guy no he did because you can see that it's been you can see the warping yeah he definitely edited this guy in facetune that's something's not right with that without something doesn't sit right with me well he's 25 we all got we all got straight we all got straight angel got the age closest.

We're all wrong on the location. Wait, doesn't the person with the closest location get the point? We all guessed Denver. Do you want me to just give everyone a point, Jock? Yeah, I need to catch up. If we all get a point, it's the same. Never mind.

Submission for... I need a female's room. A drink? I do need a drink. It's been all boys. It's been all boys. It better be a girl. Oh, this looks like a girl.

Oh, okay. Let me tell you something. The tapestry is immediately his girl. Guess what? They live in New Orleans. why do you say new orleans because i hate god is a new orleans band and if you scroll oh it does say new orleans i it's a it's a fucking metal band from new orleans and they're super popular there and let's go this doesn't look like a new orleans apartment to me though let me look again let's zoom out it looks too it looks like it yeah it looks too newer but it could be one of those new buildings in the bywater or something no no there's

no such thing as a new building in new orleans there is a new building there's a new giant apartment complex in the bywater okay well i don't know what you're talking about you're probably making it up i'm literally not making it up bitch what is this thing is that a berkey is that a water filter oh no it's a lamp It's like a bizarre lamp. I'm going to say girl immediately. I'm going to say cis girl. This is obviously a cis girl. Another gaming chair.

Pink gaming chair. What is this little... Oh, it's a girl. The gaming chairs are like whoa. I've never sat in one. What is this doll? is this doll does that doll mean anything to you too looks like a funko pop so something's off just some weird doll i want to know what the anime poster is on the left on the top left can we i wish i could zoom in just a

little uh it's an anime scroll oh it's fey valentine from cowboy bebop whoa i've never seen anime either um i'm gonna say they're they look like they have a dog because of the bone art and i think this thing is also a lick mat oh no they're autistic that's like a that's like a spidget fin or something it's like a that's a attention span like thing a stim toy yeah what's the liquid spray the the makeup mirror thing the pink makeup near things also girl deodorant stick kept out in public that throws me into a gender confusion no this is obvious it's a girl but she's like a punk rocker yeah she's kind of punk okay let's get on. Another Funko Pop. If you're listening out there and you own Funko Pops,

just get rid of them, please. We could be friends. I'm willing to donate to the charity of your choice if you can prove that you've gotten rid of your Funko Pop dolls. Chuck, do people outside of New Orleans, like, I hate God, this doesn't look New Orleans to me me but I feel like it could be like Philadelphia. It could be in Louisiana. This could be Lafayette.

This could be Baton Rouge. This is somewhere so random because the tapestry hung up. That's something people don't do anymore. That's the type of old bitch who used to see that with a bitch who smokes weed i feel like you used to see that with a

bitch who smokes weed and like just pass the pussy around to whoever yeah no angel i completely this is this is like this is like the this is like when i was a freshman like when i was a freshman the girl he used to sell me weed exactly like this this is like a millennial millennial so this is a 22 year old no 23 no 24 year old girl no she lives in philadelphia who's from new orleans i think i think they're in the in regional i think they're in like baton rouge or Lafayette maybe I hate God as a national band too it's not that it's just that yeah but it's still like can we see the dresser thing

but okay yeah that's not for the dresser here it's some kind of aerosol can they're huffing something they're a huffer it's hairspray I think well that doesn't mean they don't huff it that's also very Louisiana I'm gonna stay in Louisiana on this one. Okay, what's that art that's like next to the girl here?

Just random. Salvador Dali. Is that a Hello Kitty jacket? Oh my God, it is. Yeah. Hello Kitty. Yes, it's a Hello Kitty jacket. This is a millennial.

I think cis girl, millennial makes sense to me too. Cis millennial girl. And her body count is... It's high. We should get a body count for every person. We can also guess that. Let's get to her. Anything else in the room you guys want to see?

Let's zoom in more on the art on the neck to the I hate God. Yeah, let's see. Their POC, they've got a picture of a black woman on their wall. What does it mean? White women love having black women on their wall oh that is that bjork on the this like collage thing top left no no that's lana del rey singing it looks like it i'm gonna say i'm gonna say somewhere in lou Louisiana, I would say maybe 29. Cis female who is straight under the bed. Kind of.

Yeah. Oh my God. There's like some, there's like some shoe boxes or something. The way I have, I'm frightened that this is someone I know now that I thought about it for a second, but I don't think they would have an eye.

Well, no, yeah. Random boxes. There's like a candle incense. This is a bitch who really wants this room to smell good and herself to smell good because she's got several aerosol deodorant type of products.

She's burning incense in there. I feel like the pussy, she's worried about the smell. The puss be fish. She's giving fish. She's giving us fish. And also she probably has like six cats because she has to cover the smell so much. Let's giving fish. She's giving us fish. And also, she probably has like six cats because she has to cover the smell so much. Let's get to the fridge.

Oh, what the fuck? Child, yeah. Oat milk. Cream cheese. Y'all would never catch me looking like this. Zoom in on that cold brew. Wait, where's the cold brew? Bottom left is the big jug. No, no, no. Oh, I thought that was sweet tea

cold brew coffee what does it say 424 i was trying to see if there's a lit if there's a label cold brew coffee looks like a uh 424 25 somewhere um signature signature select that's like an off-brand is that in louisiana jock signature select uh that's fucking uh either albertsons or like that's that's either at albertsons or safeway or kroger so mateo's hot gourmet salsa not too much crazy stuff in the fridge okay well what's crazy is that they have any kind of ritz crackers in the fridge. Zoom back. What the hell's going on there? I see the Ritz crackers. It's like a kit.

They're not gay because they have Chick-fil-A sauce in their fridge. This is a cis straight girl for sure. Signature Select brand is Safeway. I just Googled it. Go to the right, top right. Safeway's in Louisiana. Or Albertson.

It's Albertson. Or it could be Albertson. The community coffee on the top right is a Louisiana thing. Alright, this is Louisiana. It's not New Orleans. This is giving me Baton Rouge as well. I'm going to say Baton Rouge. This is not New Orleans, but this is a bitch

out there throwing the pussy around in Baton Rouge. But I'm going to go down there throwing the pussy around in Baton Rouge. But I'm gonna go down on the age knowing it's Baton Rouge because, no offense to you, Queen, you're a diva, and clearly you have cultural cutting-edge taste because you listen to Seeking Derangements, but I am gonna say a little bit younger

just because of you know, cultural delay. Can y'all hear the train? I can hear the train. Train's coming for you. I'm going to say 26, Baton Rouge, cisgender, straight,

female, but we still have a hint here. I said that. Oh, Crawfish has a dead giveaway. Louisiana. So she lit. She lit.

This is the war. She lit. She lit. Oh, whatever. And you know what? More power to you, sister what more power to you sister more power to you what else you got to do in

Bahia Rouge exactly let's go do you suck the heads I do too I love a crawfish head of course honey I be sucking lots of heads right I'm like I'm gonna heads. Right. I'm like, I'm a toe bearer.

Oh, shut up. I'm sucking heads. I'm sucking Aiden. Get my mouth on. I bet you suck toes. You suck toes, Doc? Yeah, of course. He sucks every part of the body, Angel. But can I just really quickly take a real quick minute to say that foot stuff has never been my thing.

It's a little passe. i'm the same way but i went to new york for one weekend or in one week and the foot stuff i mean they were like let's do the foot stuff i mean i ended up licking this girl's foot for like what 30 minutes or something for all was doing foot stuff yeah she wanted me to lick her feet and i was real she was real into the foot stuff and it was only girls that were into the foot stuff with that? Yeah, she wanted me to lick her feet and she was real into the foot stuff and it was only girls that were into the foot stuff, really. Are they sucking your toes? Trans girl, cis girl, which of the girls?

Cis girl. He's a pussy pounder, Angel. No, I know. Oh, no, I know. Wait, are the women sucking your toes, Jock? Oh, hell no. You wouldn't let them? Look, I'm going doing that to them.

Look, I'm going to take a brave angle and show y'all what this toe... Tell me if you would suck this thing. What does toes do? Oh, no. I'm not sucking on toes. I'm not doing that. I feel like the amount of lint in between his toes would be like licking a cat. Quick psychology breakdown.

I think the reason why women in New York love the foot fetish and guys in New York love the foot fetish is because it is so faux pas, dirty feet. You get the dirtiest feet in New York. You're walking around the dirtiest city. It's like, oh, my God. Big girl walking in and down. Something so provocative and kinky for licking that – touched a rat poop foot. That foot might have touched a subway.

licking that, touched a rat poop foot. That foot might have touched a subway. Imagine if someone wore sandals in New York and then they got their feet licked. Like, what the hell? You'd probably get... Does that scare you out a little bit? No, no. Of course it does.

He just talked to... He just needed to say that. No, no, no, it doesn't. No, it isn't. I like how that makes you feel, friend. Girl, I'm not trying to get double MRSA. Oh, good God. All right, let's get the reveal i'm gonna i'm gonna stay with 26 baton rouge straight girl straight girl by ruse oh wait let

me go um i'm gonna say i'm gonna actually just throw a wild one out go lafayette this person is 23 and is a straight woman and if for an extra point, I'm going to guess that her name is Lauren. If you get that right again, after getting John right, I'm going to... I'll be spooked. I'll say that much. All right. Let's see it. Let's see it.

Let's see it. Baton Rouge! Lesbian! I guess that makes sense. That kind of makes sense for why the room looks the way it does. Yeah, it could totally be a lesbian. I mean, it is a lesbian. Valerie, do I know you?

I'm about to look up and see if I follow you. Valerie, 24. Lesbian. Baton Rouge. Jock, you guessed 23, right? Yeah, I did guess 23. You get a point for that? Angel, I get a point for Baton Rouge. I'm so mad at y'all.

Can we have another contestant? Oh, fuck my life. Oh my Jesus Christ, you stupid son of a bitch. Just hold, just hold, just hold. I know, can we play it all night? I have nothing to do except make fun of people. Let me get back up here. Sorry about that. one. I know. Can we play it all night? I have nothing to do except make fun of people. Let me get back up here. Sorry about that.

I'm so hungry that I'm going to get a side salad after this too. A side salad? Yes, a side salad. They have this place nearby called Spoon Bill. It has a delicious side salad. I love Spoon Bill. I'll get, they're $3 a side salad, so I'll get three side salads up front and I add onions to it, and voila.

But wait, is it a side salad if you don't order anything with it? Right, then it's just a salad. I just, yeah, I just get three side salads, it's still a side salad, but anyway. Oh, fuck, what were our points? Jock, you had three, Angel, you had eight. No, I had four. You had four. I had four. All right, Jock, you had three. Angel, you had eight. No, I had four. You had four. I had four. Alright, Jock. Alright.

Angel had seven and Ben had five. And then with this... We were at six, eight. Yeah, we were there. Okay, let me get back to what we were saying. She's got my mama's name. Baton Rouge. You don't know her though, Jock. You looked it up already that we have mutual... No, I'm asking. I was saying that was a question Rouge you don't know her though Jock you looked it up already that we have mutual

no I'm asking I was sorry that was a question you don't know her you think you're just guessing that let's see I want to see how many mutual friends we have that's what's really if I met her go follow Valerie on Twitter that's not an Instagram at Jock P-X-T-R-I-D-I-T-Y

on Twitter Valerie also I'm sorry about you I thought you were a straight girl X-T-R-I-D-I-T-Y on Twitter. Also, I'm sorry about you. I thought you were a straight girl. Well, she can still be clocking big numbers as a lesbian. I bet she is clocking big numbers as a lesbian. Is there a lot of lesbians over there? Maybe she'd be fucking on a straight girl.

Hello. She's probably turned a lot of bitches up. Is her name supposed to be Purity with an X? Future D? Yeah. Anyways, we can wrap up there. Angel, you're the first person to beat me at this game.

I knew it would happen. Hello, hello, hello. Good job, man. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I'm so happy. Good job, Diva. I hate to lose.

I hate losing. I'm very competitive. Well, you beat my ass. Everyone out there, go listen to Money Talks. It's one of my favorite podcasts. You can find it on Patreon, anywhere podcasts are found. Seriously, it's a very, very, very funny show. This week, I think this next week,

I'm uploading my lesbian trade reveal because I did a sit-down interview with my lesbian trade. Lesbian trade reveal. We have a whole conversation. That tatted up person? Yes, it's a girl. She's a girl. No, I just didn't know.

I was saying that person because I didn't know. No, that's okay. I'm telling you. She's a girl. Yeah, I actually looked at their Instagram because I was curious who your new biker bitch was. Biker? No, she's from, she's New York. She's like really, like, she's like in the gangs as a kid in New York.

Like, she's like. Well, biker, gang. I mean, come on. Same thing. She sounds, she sounds hot. She's hot. She's hot. She's hot as fuck.

She's so hot. The pictures were so hot i began by shaking out at me bleeding all over the place oh i did see those photos those were really cool angel i'd like to make a plug before we leave i sure i need i need you you and you listening to all go and book me in your prospective cities to dj to do comedy to come host your wedding to come dj your wedding to come host your bar mitzvah, to come host really anything. Probably not a bar mitzvah. I'm not well versed on that.

Me as well. I'm trying to get back into my hostings and I do DJ. I'm actually like a DJ, DJ booth. Angel's an amazing DJ. She's a DJ, DJ, but I'm just a regular DJ. No, no, that's not what i what the fuck you're you're a pb and j no that's not what i'm saying jock this beef is becoming to you i love you i think you are a fabulous i love you so i know we just do this fight but i

am available for hostings um just like uh i think it's like the fabest job ever. Because it's like, I've been getting hosted money lately. It's so fab. The fuck you mean? I'm just, I'm there. Okay. By the way, if you do want to book me, my booking email is yayveryfun, Y-A-Y, veryfun fun at gmail.com. Please book me in your perspective city.

Talk to my manager, get me booked. It would be so important for me to travel. I will go to any city. I'm getting my passport soon. So let's make, let's make international. Let's make me international.

First stop, Vancouver. Second stop, Glasgow, Scotland. Let's go. And I'm sure it's the perfect, it's a perfect time for me to say say I am also launching my DJ career.

So if you'd like to book me. Oh, fuck this bitch. I can't DJ? What? He's going to play Lucinda Williams and Indigo Girls back to back. Hey, I'll guess how many lesbian weddings will have me there.

You can email me at seekingderangements at gmail.com if you'd like to book me for DJ comedy. We'll make DJ from Full House. If you'd like to book me for DJ comedy. Um, uh, DJ from full house. Also very, very quickly. Me and Ben,

me and Ben will be resuming hosting our call in show in Lafayette, Louisiana filmed at Acadiana open channel. So go ahead. Call our seeking derangements number. Well, don't know. It'll be live calls. There'll be live calls. There'll be live calls.

Oh. No voicemails. No voicemails. Why am I saying you look like DJ? I look like DJ. I'm kidding. I'm really... This argument is making me furious.

I'm sorry. Who played the most DJ bookings this month? Probably you. I did seven. Yeah. I only did... I did one in Chicago, one in New York. Yes, honey.

I did New York, Portland, Ashland. Angel, did you walk away with a lot of money? Not bad. Jock, how much money did you walk away with? Not bad. Not bad at all. No one wants to say. Oh, we should play in Chicago together, Angel.

Everyone wants me to go play a show in Chicago. All right, well, let's wrap up, and then you guys can have a business conversation. Everyone out there, thank you so much for listening today, watching today. Go stream Money Talks, and we'll be back next week with another episode of Interior Motives. Bye, everyone.

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