Seeking Derangements - 04 - Interior Motives w Jen and Jamie

Episode Date: June 1, 2025

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON* It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, back with another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein viewers send us a photo of their bedroom (and the inside of their fridge) and we have to guess their sexuality, gender, age and location. Joining me today is the don diva Jen and Jamie, AKA the Mother of the Podcast! Do you want to be on Interior Motives? Submit here! There was a slight delay on this video call, we did our best to fix it!

Hello everyone and welcome to episode four of Interior Motives. I'm here with Jen and Jamie, the mother of the podcast. Jamie, how's it going today? How are you? It's going good. I'm very good. Going good? Yeah.

Your haircut looks beautiful. Thank you. You have a new haircut. Thank you. Beautiful haircut. I have a new haircut. Jen, how are you? I'm so excited to be back.

Happy to have you. Yeah. Jen's looking beautiful, too. Put some grace on my name after the last one. beautiful haircut i have a new hair jen how are you i'm so excited to be back and uh happy to have you you know uh put some uh good grace on my name after the last one well um guys if you um haven't seen the show before this is the show the game show we're in we have uh listeners send us a photo of their bedroom and a photo of the inside of the fridge. And our job is to guess their gender, sexuality, age and location. Jamie, Jen, today we have four submissions and we'll go through all of them. I know you guys have seen the show, but if you're just watching for the first time, that's how it works.

And there are points. The way the point system works is for each category, identity category you get right, you will get a point. For age, whoever's the closest, and for location, whoever's the closest will get that point. We're kind of, I think that makes the most sense. This is different from last time. It is different from the last episode you were on, Jen. Yes, it is. Are you keeping score, man?

Oh, yeah, we're keeping score. We're going to be keeping score. We're going to be keeping score. I did lose to Angel Money last episode. It is high stakes. I know. I know. Angel Money was good. Yeah, she was good.

She was good. What do you think about her, Jamie? Isn't she crazy? I get a kick out of her. I love Angel Money. Yeah, she's hilarious. I got a kick out of her, too. I really enjoyed her at the last

the inter-emotives one I can pick out all y'all's friends and guests Jen's been on a few times it's fun Jen's a regular I have a question for both of you before we get started here since we're going to be judging

other people's rooms. And yeah, Jamie, you asked if you could roast. You can absolutely roast the hell out of these people. Please. You're more than welcome to say. It's all in good fun. It's all in good fun. And I think a lot of the people submitting their rooms understand that they're sending it to one of the biggest gay bitches they know, me.

I would be prepared to be roasted to hell and back if I submitted. So I have a question for both of you, since we're going to be roasting other people's rooms. Is there one thing in your room that would give away who you are? Jamie, is there anything in your room that you think, if I saw, like you submitted, I'd be like, this is definitely a hairdresser who loves crazy

gay people I'm going to turn do you see this crap all this crap can you see it or does it can you see yes I see it beautiful room very clean

I don't know if that totally... I've got some brooches, a passport, and a freaking... One of these things. World traveler. Tomatoes. A tomato with pins in it. Oh, the bobby pin. Oh my God.

You know, the sewing thing. It's pretty luxurious. Then I've got a cheesy shell bedazzled jewelry box from the 50s. You see it? Isn't it gorgeous? I don't know. I don't know. I think that could be a giveaway.

That could be a giveaway for sure. Jen, what about you? I've got... Oh, wait. What is it, Jamie? It's giving old lady is what it's giving. More than anything else. But I'm sorry, interrupted.

Go ahead, Jen. I think it's luxurious. I don't have anything in this room that I'm currently in, but in my bedroom I do have a Transamerica poster. So I think that that is pretty telling. Wow, right. And like seven Lady Gaga posters. Yeah, but that's a little less telling. And bottles of estrogen. Yeah, that's is pretty telling. Oh, right. And like seven Lady Gaga posters. Yeah, but that's a little less telling.

And bottles of estrogen. Yeah, that's going to tell. Yeah, that's going to tell. Absolutely. I love it. Absolutely. And the girls. Ben, what about you?

I'm setting up my room at my new house. Right, Ben's got all these little... So I already roasted Ben's old room, but now I get to roast his new room. The new one's not i'm not fully done with it little religious like like latin artworks everywhere up it's like it's comforting to me what you're trying to it's comforting to me i i was raised in the catholic church i love catholic art I love, I wasn't raised in any religion per se, but I do love certain religious art. I kind of collect it. It was like

just different and interesting. Sometimes I sell it, I buy it and sell it. I'm always looking for interesting religious art though. Yeah, I think it's cute. It's calming to me. And you know, I need to have my sanctuary.

That's right. I grew up doing the cross, they're freaky to me. They're to have my sanctuary. What, Jess? Listen, I grew up doing the crosses. They're freaky to me. They're freaky deaky. It's like your room sometimes looks like walking into like a dentist's room in Oaxaca. Like a dentist's waiting room. Honestly, I think that's a chic vibe.

But you keep it clean, that's why. I have a keep it clean that's why I have a very I always found comforting but other people find it has found it disturbing which it kind of is is that that scene in Carrie where Carrie's thrown in the closet with the crucifix in the closet her mom throws her in there yeah and there's like that's how my boy that's how my boy that's how my boyfriends feel that's how every single time that i see when i'm when one of those walls covers and crosses is exactly how i feel as a person epigenetic trauma okay well let's get started what do you think you guys ready you feel Okay, well, let's get started. What do you think? You guys ready?

You feel ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's get cooking. I'm ready as I'm ever going to be. You will think. Let's give it. Okay, so this is our first submission. For the record, if you're watching this for the first time, I'm also playing along with Jamie and Jen.

I have not seen any of these rooms. Shout out Natalia, who is helping me do this show love her she's going to be on next week guys so if you want to see natalia she will be on next week is she is she i'll be building the powerpoint she's i guess assistant she's not really an she's not really an intern um she's a product she's she's a production assistant junior production assistant okay right cool that's awesome yeah and she's amazing she's amazing at her job i couldn't do the show without her but let's get started here wow this is the first this is the first room wait civilization isn't jen is wasn't this a wasn't this a downtown

magazine let me hop in so civilization was the name of a classic old game it was like a kind of it really started the rts genre so the civilization was then in like 2020 re it was co-opted as a um downtown magazine it was kind of a uh what was the other right what was the what was the name of the gossip one drunken canal it's a drunken canal era thing yeah yeah i remember this because they they once printed my my location in this publication and look we've got honor levy we have rachel rabbit white isabella love story this is already screaming new york city to me but it's in an attic which isn't screaming new york city to me it's um this could be giving certain parts of lower brooklyn there's a lot of like did this yeah there's definitely it's not not brooklyn but

here's the thing i think one of the most to have a poster of a local scene in new york to me screams regional city right i moved up honestly upstate i don't moved upstate because to be totally honest i don't think that anyone that goes to a civilization party or whatever takes the poster you know what i mean yeah i mean i i understand yeah i do i also just like the the design of this bedroom doesn't scream new york city to me at all it seems more like i'm gonna go with up my immediate read is upstate but let's keep looking here jamie jen do any of these things mean anything to you that's what i mean that's giving kind of like mushroom. You know those mushroom posters?

Yeah, yeah. Mushroom, okay. Jamie, what do you think? I'm thinking, okay, do we have to say what we're guessing? This to me is a girl, a girl's room. Yeah. Are we doing location first? Yeah girl's room yeah are we doing yeah sure are we doing locations we can i mean we let yeah we're just investigating now then we'll decide okay messy men don't hang grass like that that's a female trade yeah and then sorry i think you're a little bit of potions i'm so sorry should i um no jamie

don't even worry about it but just yeah just keep going keep going okay just know that it's a delay um no no no it's no um so like the lotions and potions and then this this little thing looks like something my doctor would have that girl thing there that's holding the cds the little girl silhouette the metal thing the hot yeah so i can clock that this is a diptyque uh scent right there next to something else and then i can also clock that these essential oils are the cheaper brand that they sell at whole foods that are actually cheaper than the 365 brand so i'm going to say that this is a thrifty girly cd who is it pulp is that pulp pulp yeah pulp um and we get some books that i see ulysses in there

ulysses yeah yeah is this it gives me kind of a dorm room vibes maybe but i i don't know yeah you know i live you know in college i lived in an attic i was in rhode island It gives me kind of dorm room vibes maybe, but I don't know. You know, in college, I lived in an attic. I was in Rhode Island. I lived in an attic just like this. It looks like college person vibes, just maybe to guess on the age of that chair. I think they're a bit older. I think they're out of college. I'm looking at these books.

Anna Karenina, there's Rachel Kusk. I love Rachel Kusk's books. Ulysses. I feel like at these books and Anna Karenina. There's Rachel Cusk. I love Rachel Cusk's books. Ulysses. I feel like this is maybe a grad student. If they're in college, I think this is a grad student. I agree with you, England or upstate somewhere.

Yeah. And what is this? Is this just a light over her chair? Okay. Yeah, that's a that's a that's one of those like studio lights. Yeah, the amount of little scraps that are hung everywhere, both in the window and on the other side. That's like my daughter's art. It's too much. It's it's too I think that this person has to be somewhat involved in like apparel design because they look like knitting machine samples.

Well, this is a ballerina shoe, I believe, next to the Civilization poster. No, it's not. No, I think that if you look at the ones by the window, it's like a mouse or something. You get a little... Yeah, when you do a knitting machine sample to test a color or a pattern,

you end up with these little squares. I kind of feel like that is yeah also this it does look like someone who maybe works in yeah it does look like someone who's maybe working in like textiles or something um i mean i think we all agree immediately on girl i also think wait look at this let's see this this says my Kaylee so my big girl named Kaylee some French like Jane Fonda who is that love loves loves of a blonde loves of a blonde is that bridget bardot i kind of like retro french kind of thing but i don't know and then we've got this poster yeah yeah for sure the collage of um girlies and the collage yeah i'm gonna say my girl

cis straight woman i'm being pretty confident in that. It's a girl. It's a cis straight girl. I completely agree with that as well. Nothing in here is really reading lesbian to me. It's reading more cutesy girl. Let's see what's on this tray here. Yes. Yes.

Okay. Okay. I'm pretty sure. Is that Kenyon College? It might be. I'm not really oh down here oh okay what's that is that um it says Kenyon this this overhearing world is I don't I'm not familiar with Kenyon College what is that a what is that yeah I think that college it looks like Harry Potter's Hogwarts? But I'm not, I'd turn my phone off or I would look it up.

Where is it in Ohio? Let me look it up. It's, I don't know. It's like somewhere in the middle of Ohio. I think like, and it's like, if I'm correct. I'll look it up for you. And it looks like Hogwarts, but I don't know. It's in Gambier, Ohio. Gambier. Okay. It's like nowhere I've't know. It's in Gambier, Ohio.

Gambier. Okay. It's like nowhere I've ever been. Well, Jamie, you live in Ohio. Could this be somewhere in Ohio? Ohio vibes. I mean, sure. I could see it for sure.

And also like Ohio. It could be like Ohio University vibes, like Ohio College. We have a lot of these colleges that are like out University vibes, like Ohio College. We have a lot of these colleges that are like out in the middle of Ohio. Either that or like New England, which I've lived in New England, too. I kind of get the vibe. I don't know. For some reason, it gives me those vibes.

The New York City connection. Yeah, the New York City connection makes sense with Ohio because it's really not that far. city connection makes sense with ohio because it's really not that far i could see this being someone who lives in a you know one of the cities columbus cincinnati cleveland in ohio who goes to new york city because it's close and that's maybe with the civilization tie-in is i i i don't i really don't think that it's um new york city i'm thinking either Upstate. I could see Rhode Island. I could see Philly, maybe. No. It's too... It doesn't seem like grungy, punky enough to be

like Philly. There's not like girls who do this coquette stuff in Philly. There are. I know a lot of them. They have jobs. They just work remote and they have rooms like this. Really? Let's see if there's any identifying things over here

she's like she kind of likes anime vibes they really are into this pipette thing yeah exactly but like old she's old black and white uh parisian anime like belladonna sadness kind of stuff i'm not seeing anything about a city or town I think okay I think before we move on is there anything else you guys want to zoom in on in this bedroom ready for the next one okay I think we all agree that it's probably a cisgendered straight straight woman for sure age I'm 23. 23. Okay, the fridge. I mean, this is definitely roommates, of course. If you live in the attic, you have

like five people in the house. You're at zero o'clock. Let's start up here in the top left. We have the Green Dragon hot sauce. We've got kimchi. Is this Trader Joe's stuff? There's Tr joe's and there's kirkland kimchi this could help with narrowing down where they live i mean trader joe's are everywhere kirkland

so it's probably a bigger city because they're going to a costco costcos are everywhere though i guess but i feel like costcos are big close to an urban center but not jamie what about, what about this? What about this over here? Jamie, this Prairie Farms cream cheese? That is like... They sell it at like Aldi's, I think. Aldi's?

Are you familiar with Aldi's? But Aldi's is... Oh, yeah. My mom shops at Aldi. I don't really fuck with Aldi, I'll be honest. I know it's cheap. I don't like fucking with it. It's cute.

But I think their produce always goes so bad and I don't trust their meat. So this person, I think. It always goes bad. And the meat is. This person comes from a lot of different stores. The meat is pumped with water. The meat is pumped with water. No, the Aldi's like chicken is so like waterlogged and like.

It is. It's just like. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. It's rubbery. It's gross. Okay, so they have a lot of oatmeal. So we've got the they're still drinking. I don't think they're not in their late 20s, 30s.

The Gatorade Zero tells me that they're like Oat milk. This looks like some steak it could be steak or watermelon it looks like steak they're doing a lot no because there's a cow on the label mm-hmm there's a cow it is it is definitely steak that zero ener is that an energy drink or something that The Gatorade Zero? Yeah, it's a sugar-free Gatorade. Yeah, it's a Gatorade.

Which shows that this is a skinny girl who still drinks. Yeah, I mean, people drink Gatorade when they work out. It's not always drinking. Yeah. I don't know. Who reaches for a Gatorade zero unless you're kind of like i don't i i mean when i was when i was young uh gatorade wasn't like i was too poor to like drink gatorade like it was just water like when i was young wait how how was gatorade really

expensive no i was just really poor okay sure sure that makes sense no i i mean i just i i never spent money on like um beverages i'm kind of like that still i don't know but anyway i mean i'm not gonna be buying like energy i feel like that's different than a sports drink yeah yeah that's right you're right you're right um i feel like i don't get i don't do indulgent beverages i feel like i don't i don't really see the benefit in like a really indulgent beverage the way that like getting right exactly like if i'm gonna indulge in something it's gonna be not a beverage um okay what i mean so okay on the age on the age thing this person person really has, I mean, they have

a lot of roommates because there's so much different stuff in here. They're living in an attic. So it's definitely a lot of roommates, which again, to me is either they're living in a city, right? There's a lot of roommates living in an attic. You don't really do that unless you're in like a city. So I, I think Ohio, the Kenyon college thing makes a lot of sense to me. I think you do that unless you're in like a city. So I, I think Ohio, the Kenyon college thing makes a lot of sense.

I think you do that in a college town. I think that like, I think that yeah, it has to be a large city. Yeah, that's true. It could be, I mean,

Jamie, you were kind of right talking about how it could be a dorm room. It could just be like off campus housing. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Something like that. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What? Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. You know what? What? Jamie, you want to know a crazy story from when I lived in an attic? What? Tell me. Okay. So the girl, the girl that lived below me was, was hooking up with this other girl, but the other girl had a boyfriend that was in Europe and the girl that was

cheating on her boyfriend was narcoleptic. And she, this other girl but the other girl had a boyfriend that was in europe and the girl that was cheating on her boyfriend was narcoleptic and she and so the girl that lived below me they would hook up or they or she would be like the other one would be like i have a boyfriend i really shouldn't and then she would fall asleep at some point and then the other girl would run up the stairs up to my attic room and be like um you have to help me carry her out to an uber because if she wakes up here she's going to be really mad at me. She hates waking up here in the morning. She won't sleep over.

It's a rule of the relationship. So then I had to carry a lifeless body into an Uber and convince the Uber driver that she was going to wake up when she got back to her apartment. It went on for an entire year. How did that go? That is insane. That's crazy. It was also the narcoleptic girl had like so many rodent pets she had like a

ferret but i didn't she was in my house oh i can't with that nasty crazy i can't do right i can't do ferrets i hate i hate when people have rats no oh and they stink my god kelly had a rat and i kicked her out of the house i I'm like, no. No. She moved out because... Yes! Her freshman year, she lived on campus. Then her sophomore year, she tried to come home and she was begging me to get this rat. I'm like, no.

Absolutely not. No. If you saw the state of her room... Also, there's a chinchilla. She moved state of her room. I like a guinea pig. I think guinea pigs can be cute. Also, does a chinchilla count? She moved out of her rat, so. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think a chinchilla counts. They're not a rodent. They're more like a monkey. I like chinchillas. I have to admit. They're more like a rabbit. Are they? Even small little animals can be, you know. I think a chinchilla is like a little monkey, isn't it? Yeah. It's like a sugar glider. I think it's closer.

Yeah, it's like a sugar glider i think it's closer i think yeah it's like a sugar glider and a rabbit next i think they're cute i'd be fine with the chinchilla okay let's get to the hint we have a hint here okay okay give us your own hint i just want a weed smoking competition okay so you're 26 i think that this girl is younger younger yeah i'm going to college student on this college down because when I was young I used to try and have those like bougie books to a little bit Jamie do you smoke weed? I sometimes but I do my gummies sometimes yeah classic mom style the gummies I'm mom style. Yeah.

Yeah, for sure. Me too. I'll do like a one milligram gummy maybe at most, but certainly would have never won a weed smoking competition in my life. I do think that that makes this person probably more likely to be under 25 if I had to guess. Yeah, for sure. Ben and I just ate in my mom's weed chocolate bar. And then when she got back home, she was like, where's my weed chocolate bar? Oh, no. Sorry. Tell your mom I'm sorry for eating her weed chocolate.

Okay, I feel like we can lock in some answers on this. I'm gonna go with cisgendered straight girl. I'm gonna go with 23. And I'm gonna say Gambier, Ohio just because of the of the college vibe of it and she has the Kenyan I'm gonna go for like Boston I'm gonna say like Massachusetts

Rhode Island if I can could be both right could be Boston well Jen you have to pick one. What are you thinking? Did you say Jen? Yeah, Jen. Oh, I'm going to pick Boston metro area, but if they're in Providence, Rhode Island, that's

part of the metro area. Yeah. Narrow it down to a state. Just length. Okay, fine. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Massachusetts.

How old and what sexuality gender are you thinking? I'm going to say 22. Straight, cis, female. Okay. Janie? Okay, so I'm going to say straight, female. Let's just say Ohio. And I'm going to say... Did you...

23? Has anybody said 23 yet? yet i said 23 but we can both if we're both right we both get a point so it doesn't matter yeah okay let's see it are we ready for the reveal let's see her let's see her kaylee okay kaylee 22 bisexual in seattle i guess you put it on bisexual Yeah I don't know We screwed up 22 Jen you got the age I got the age

Woman but not asexually Yeah Exactly could still be trans Yeah Could still be trans So we did We did get a point for... Okay, Jen.

Let me see here. Jen got a point. Jen got a point for age. Oh, wait, that's it. Well, I guess we all get a point for woman, right? Yeah. Do we? We all get a point for woman.

Jen's winning. Yeah, we do. Starting the streak. Jen's winning. Follow Kaylee Kaylee Industries It's probably Instagram or Twitter This girl looks familiar

But I She's actually She's very cute Reminding me of someone That She's very cute Reminding me of someone Awful in New York

It's not because this person's awful It's just because of that haircut Sorry Kaylee But I like her hair I think her hair's really cute. No, no, I'm just saying there's a girl in New York that has the same haircut.

Right. There are a lot of evil women with that haircut. I doubt Kaylee is one of them. No, I don't think you're evil. No, Kaylee's not evil. Kaylee looks very sweet. Yes. She does look very sweet. I think she has great style. I like her room a lot. I think it's really cute. Love her style. I'm impressed when someone that's that much of a stoner can keep an aesthetic

that trim and minimal. Yes. Because, like, the more you, the more weed you smoke, the more that you just want things to start being, like, you know, psychedelic and, like, holographic. Right. Well, and it's always just, like, kind of trashy in your room. Right. It's, like, messy and disorganized.

She keeps a cute, she keeps cute cocaine bag despite being on the She didn't clock me as a serious weed smoker from her room. No, I would have not gotten weed smoker at all. I would have gotten maybe edibles, but that's about it. Let's get to submission two here. Let's do it. Let's see

the room. Okay, this looks like a stoner's room immediately. This is exactly what I was thinking. Because they're so high they submitted a photo where you can't even really see. This person is hitting the DMT pen in there.

Jamie, have you ever done DMT? They're doing some Molly. I'm having a party in that room. I can see Molly. Jamie, have you done DMT? Probably not probably have you ever done dmt no never have never have um when we all know is that no dmt is dmt is a um psychedelic uh drug that i mean it was popular it became popular when i was like in high school mostly because of

like joe rogan he released a documentary called the spirit molecule and i mean there are also a lot of documentaries and it's like dmt is a very fast like ayahuasca and psychedelic experience yeah yeah but a little bit more um and not as not as as involved as ayahuasca is. It's usually like 15 minutes and you have full-on visual hallucinations. A lot of people say they meet ancestors of theirs or they meet aliens or stuff like that. It's not for me. I'm fascinated by some of the ketamine they're using for depression and things like that. I guess they're having a lot of success with post-traumatic post-traumatic stress and things like that

that's i that's pretty cool yeah you know and also uh lsd i guess yeah lsd2 lsd ketamine and molly are all being used in therapies and i mean it's it's uh makes sense you know uh this person is definitely you know coping with something this person's room this person's person is doing something it's self-medicating they've got a nice girl they're vibing hard a nice quilt grandma made them right i got a lot of this art i like this i like this art this this like this art. This print is really cool. I hate that backpack thing. I think it's cool.

Let's see. This is as far as I can get. We have some Chapel Roan fan art. Okay. I've fully come around on Chapel. I used to... I bashed her on this podcast and then weeks later I was streaming the album. I like her.

I'm a fan. So this big PC or the two computer monitors is saying boy to me. With a ramen. With a ramen is saying boy to me. But the Karomi poster is telling me at least bisexual. What is Karomi?

Karomi is a Sanrio character. karomi and haro haroki i think um they're like friends they're kind of like they have the san rio's big hit after hello kitty yeah okay that that does kind of that does kind of read as bisexual also bisexual people love chapel groan of course the string lights yeah led lights seem younger to me have we considered trans women i don't see trans women here don't know why people like um anime i'm sorry i don't want to insult anybody no you should go okay so the hello kitty uh double more hello kitty more hello Kitty. More Hello Kitty. More Hello Kitty. What is this? Mud Force? Mind Forge? Mind?

Mud? Mind Force. Mind Force New Lord. I don't know what that is. It looks like stoner art to me. This black flag. It's a band. Sky Basement Further.

I don't know what that is. These hair products. Jen, do you know what that is? Oh, the hair products. You're right. Let's see. These hair products. Oh, the hair products. You're right.

Let's see. Let's see. Jamie, you're a... That's like Moroccan oil. Oh, I see a third Sanrio thing here. That's crazy. There's a... Jamie, do you know any of these products? You're a hairdresser.

This looks like Moroccan oil. That's a color line. This over here is like some kind of cold cream thing. I think this is definitely maybe a color line. This over here is like some kind of cold cream thing. I think this is definitely maybe a trans girl. With the three Hello Piddies I'm seeing. Definitely.

Interesting. There's the pink spray bottle means that they probably have long hair. They're spraying. Right? Yeah. Okay. Studded belt. Studdedded belt studded belt is screaming bisexual to me do you see that like go either way these days right and then there's all these pouches of like um they're like it sounds like makeup remover stuff so at the end

of the night you're just too lazy to go wash your face oh right right That's what I do with that stuff. Right, okay, so makeup remover, hair products, it is probably a girl, either trans or cis. I could see cis bi girl. Okay, but also go back down to the bottom left, and you'll, look at the stickers,

look at the stickers on the table or computer or something. Bud Light Seltzer. What hockey is that? I think it's, isn'teltzer what hockey is that i think it's isn't that a skateboarding brand i think it's a hockey team okay that could be lesbian that's getting frat those two stickers together right right but all of the products like it's not i'm gonna say it's not a i don't know i'm gonna say i'm gonna say it's not a... I don't know. I'm going to say it's like a trans woman, maybe? I'm going to say the same. Let's look at the shoes.

I'm going to say it's not a lesbian. Okay, the shoes are going to be the giveaway. So we have some flats. We have some ballet flats. You got that right. We have some shoes, some sneakers. The amount of hoodies and the amount of like sneakers is so lesbian to me

lesbians love hoodies and sneakers the hair products now that I know it's a girl, most likely a girl I'm going to go with gendered lesbian the jar, jar is also extremely lesbian I'm going to go with lesbian okay, these photos these look like photos of these look like photos of

friends here beneath a jar poster. And it looks like mostly women. So that's another point for lesbian. I think we're all we're all skipping over the maybe the most important thing, which is this could be an AMAB non binary. What did you say? assigned a Jen said it could be an AMAP, which stands for assigned male at birth. Okay, right. Non-binary person.

Oh, non-binary. Non-binary person is a penis. I was going to think, I don't know about that. I don't know, for some reason I'm thinking, I don't know. I'm not getting lesbian, but I don't really. So this orange flag. I'm not in lesbian, but I don't really... I'm not in the world like y'all. Yeah, what is that?

We're here to help. This orange flag is another... It says basement... Whatever the black flag said. Basement further. Sky basement further. Whatever that is. Maybe like a regional band or

something um and what is that another hoodie another cable these like dirty these dirty slides um i really oh the slides really slides i'm really thinking lesbian scale scale out the door they weigh themselves that's female behavior that is female behavior. That is female behavior. That is female behavior, for sure. Mm-hmm. For sure. That's really familiar. I mean, this bottom picture is so, the bottom picture is so dark I can't really tell what's, oh, one second,

one second, my PowerPoint crashed. One minute, I can edit this out. All right. While we have a little break here, the delay is kind of bad, but it works pretty well. I mean, I'm going with it.

How do we feel? You're going with it. You're doing good. I think maybe the easiest way to fix it is to just wait until one of us is completely done talking.

Or just rejoin on your phone. What, Jen? Or if you rejoin on a phone, they could fix the issue. Do you want me to do the video from my phone? But then it'd be really hard for her to see stuff. She's on her phone. Oh, you're right. It'd be really hard for her to see stuff she's on her phone oh you're right really hard for her to see yeah um is anyone is anyone else in your house on wi-fi right now jamie um you know what my son might be can i get him to see can i ask him to turn

to get that go tell him get the hell off the wi-fi yes you can bring us we'll go yell at him Get the hell off the Wi-Fi. Yes. You can bring us and we'll go yell at him. I'll keep that in. Jamie's going to go yell at us. Get off the fucking Wi-Fi, Adam. I'm doing a gay podcast.

She's such a queen. I love her. I adore Jamie. She's so funny. So give love her. I adore Jamie. She's so funny. So give me a 360 of your room. My room? It's just... There's my bed.

There is... So I'm putting a... That's that doormat that's always on your wall. I'm putting a dresser or a vanity in here. I'm staining it right now. So those will be gone. I hate the outdoor furniture. Hate the outdoor furniture.

Yeah, I'm not going to paint. This is my closet. No door? No door. I mean, there used to be a door there when I was a kid, but I'm like, I'm not going to put it in a door. I don't need it. I like having an open closet.

Because then I have to keep it clean. If I have a closet, I i'm just throwing shit in but if it's open i everything has to be hung up everything has to look good and then there's just a little corner over here that little tiffany land okay he's he's not home but his tv was on his tv was on with the video game so i turned i turned i turned it off but i so don't know. Hopefully that's... We'll see. That'll do it. We'll see. Yeah.

Okay, let's get back to it. One second. The best thing with the delay is kind of just like wait so we're not doing a lot of cross-talk. Just wait for the person... We're not on a delay. It can be kind of hard but oh damn okay your video is okay let me see here i'm trying to think if there's anything we can do to stabilize the connection maybe jamie um so do you see i i don't want to i don't want to do it without

i don't want to do it without video but we we might have to. So do you see the little camera icon down in the middle? Just click that and shut your camera off, and that might help the delay. Like that? Yeah. So I'm going to do a little delay test here. I'm going to say one, two, and you say three. So I'm going to say one, two. Three.

Still the delay. Not there's still a little bit of a delay. I mean, a lot of times it like stabilizes. Let's run it again. What's going on? It's just it's it's just sometimes the the the program we use here is like it. It's kind of it can be finicky, it can be finicky. Yeah. It can be finicky, yeah.

I could close all my other tabs and everything. Yeah, yeah. It's good for some stuff. It's bad for some other stuff. Let's do a delay test once more to see if that's the same thing. If you go, actually, you know, I mean, if you want to get technical with it, Jamie, open up activity monitor on your computer, which is on all Macs. Open up activity monitor monitor on your computer which is on all macs open up open up i don't even know how to do that monitor you're gonna have to tell

it okay everything else is closed except for your browser um like right now yeah everything everything is closed except you guys. Try, you know how to go force quit? No. If you hit command, option, and escape together. Hit command, option, escape at the same time. Command, option, and, okay, where's the escape at at if you're on a map it might be it might be a tilde yeah yeah it'll just bring up a little window that shows you

do you want me to turn do it now yeah yeah it's not going to close anything okay so here is i did that and it says force quit. Is there anything except for finder and your browser in there? It says maps, password, Safari, TV, finder. And then on the bottom it says force quit.

That's those are the only ones. Yeah. It says Google Chrome maps, passwords, Safari, TV, and finder. Yeah.

Yeah. Then you should be, you shouldn't be, there shouldn't be anything dragging you down. I think maybe with the video being off, let's do another delay test right now because I think the delay might be fixed. I'm going to say one, two. Three. It's a little bit better.

It's a little bit better. Yeah. So what I'll do is I'll just, I'll keep your beginning video, but for the rest of it, I'll just insert a photo of you. Yeah, whatever works. I think. Yeah, I think we'll just do whatever works. What do you?

Yeah, it's better than having a delay. It's better than having a delay. I agree. Okay, I'm going to get back to the PowerPoint. We'll open it up. Here one second. And let me get this. All right.

All right. Jamie, do you mind if I keep in the part of you yelling at your son? Not at all. Yeah, it's fine. It's funny, yeah. Okay. And is that big enough for you guys to see again? Yep. Jen had two

points. Jamie had one point. I had one point. And we were on this screen. What was I going to say? It's okay. I'll just acknowledge that we had on this screen. What was I going to say? It's okay. I'll just acknowledge that we had a little break. All right.

All right, guys. We are back. We just stabilized the internet a little bit. Sorry, there's a little bit of a delay, but Jamie is now coming through with her video off, so it should be better now. We were on this, I'm going to say, a lesbian's room i really think it's a lesbian and what were we talking about i mean there's this these two posters or these two like flags

are the same thing so i feel like jen that doesn't mean anything to you sky basement further no nothing right now basement like New York basement. No. I, this one's hard. I'm going trash. Well, they're tidy. That's for sure. Right, they have those baskets. That, I don't know,

that kind of speaks to a city. The laundry baskets? Not being in a city. Nobody that I know. Yeah, not being in a city. Not being in a city. Or a smaller, or like a city where, you know, young people are like living in houses, you know, with washing and dryers.

Washing and dryer machines. Anything else you want to see in these rooms? I'm pretty confident on lesbian. I'll be bullish on lesbian here. Really? Yeah. Well, I'm going to go with you, too, on the lesbian thing. I think you've got me.

With the clothes and stuff and the hoodies and the slides and all that maybe the slides the the 17 hoodies on the door the hockey stuff i feel like this is just kind of a butch kind of cutesy is bud light seltzer a thing that sounds gross oh yeah that's also a lesbian drink to me. Okay. As well. It seems lesbian to me. Let's get to the fridge. That might help us. Okay. Oh, okay.

Not much here. Oh, wow. Not much here. Is that sauerkraut? That's minced garlic? This looks... Minced garlic, Dijon, Worcestershire sauce. Okay, gay men make their own dressings. Gay men do not buy store bought

Bread wine vinaigrette I mean we know it's not a gay man But it's 1000% Surely not a gay man The Brita thing That's like been a popular The other person had a Brita filter I didn't know they were so popular

0% Fie Greek yogurt In the back mozzarella cheese butchers don't cook i'm gonna go with lesbian also this tub of leftover spaghetti is so butch and oh my god in fair life so it's like lactose-free milk that is right lesbians are yes dairy intolerant for sure um i i there's really not that much here the butter um gar jarred garlics also seeming like a bush lesbian to me this like the wrapped up i do jars i i wait i get those you do the jar lick never never never never yeah well i mean i'll do i'll have both because they're for different things. The barbecue sauce, it's so, I think it's like a kind of like stoner lesbian.

There's not much here in the fridge. I think it does look like a stoner fridge. I think you're probably right. I'm going to go with the lesbian too. Yeah, maybe the hint will help us. Give us your own hint. I like going to hardcore emo lesbian i'm i i'm i'm gonna say cisgendered lesbian who is 20 24 and as to where they live it could really anywhere. I feel like just because this person is more likely to be queer than not,

they're probably living in a city. But not a big one. I'm going to say Denver. Because lesbians living in Denver. I'm going to say Denver, 25, cisgendered lesbian. That's my guess. five cisgendered lesbian that's my guess i'm gonna say 24 trans feminine i really can't place the city so i'm just gonna go with new york on a flyer that is not new york it doesn't look like it but i'm gonna throw it out there

all right jamie what are you thinking okay i'm just'm just going to say, I'm going to go with my first gut thing, which was that this was a lesbian woman. A lesbian. Yes. No, no, wait, no, trans, no. Oh, trans. You think it's a trans woman. Trans woman.

Well, she could be trans and lesbian. Oh, that's true. Okay, yeah. Sometimes you get struck by lightning twice okay so i'm gonna say can i just can i just say trans i'm so bad at like sort of getting you can just say trans you can just say trans woman yeah for sure transgender woman how old do you think how old do you think she is um i'm gonna say i'm just gonna say 26 and let's say let's I don't even have any idea about where she's living let's let's say Pacific Northwest like Seattle

or something yeah yeah I could see it all right let's see trans woman Siobhan 26 trans woman NYC exactly my god was that my gut was that it was a trans woman New York City above 175th what the hell kind of New York City I guess it

I guess this is New York City above 175th with that room is kind of crazy Jen you said trans woman too right we both got that point oh my god

that was my gut first gut mmhmm that's cause we're in oh my god Siobhan you fooled me well she didn't say she wasn't she didn't say she didn't say her sexuality That was my gut, first gut. Mm-hmm. That's because we're in a relationship. Oh, my God. Siobhan, you fooled me. Well, she didn't say she wasn't, she didn't say her sexuality.

She just said her gender. She didn't say that she was a lesbian. And that's what I said, trans woman. I said I was a trans woman. Mm-hmm, exactly. I think she's a lesbian. Well, just because you say it doesn't make it so. Right. That was so familiar.

Okay. Okay. Okay, let's get some points here. Jen, you got trans woman. And NYC. You got NYC. I didn't get age. What did you guess for age? I think I said like 24 or something.

You were too young. Jamie, you said 26, didn't you? I did. I did. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I did. Two points for you. You did. I'm getting my ass kicked but i did i get anything right nope no i didn't siobhan i know you're a lesbian and you didn't put it in here and you're

completely fucking up my game yeah i mean i think so and yeah follow her on seekingeking Derangements, y'all. Yeah, she's eaten. Alright, submission three. My son's coming back. Oh, your son's coming back. Tell him. I'm going to yell at him. Tell him to turn off his fucking video game.

Yeah, I'm going to do that. Ask him what video game he's playing. Alright, submission three. Are we ready? Yeah. Yep. Huh. Okay, girl. Sis girl sis girl sis girl oh oh sorry hold on hold on hold on sorry okay this is all right the grass the grass wall come on diva not the grass wall the fairy light like interest like gave up after an hour. This is yikes. Not the grass

wall. I'm sorry, I hate grass. Not the grass wall. I hate grass walls. I hate grass walls. Also, if you're gonna do it, like, do it right. This is crazy. Well, this is so just, like, you know, millennial, like, you know, cocktail bar. It's just missing

the good vibes only pink neon sign. Let's say public power up there oh pill bottle sorry you didn't need to tell me that pill bottle to the left I don't know what that is absolutely okay

so the plants are very girl the books this book this book just says gratitude. The pink book. Oh, for fuck's sake. I think that that is a plastic plant.

Yeah, that looks like a fake plant for sure. Yeah, that's crazy. It's too firm. And Charlie has a fake grass wall, so she's not... Yeah, it does look fake. Yes. Yeah. New balance, sneakers, appliances, so she's not... Yeah, it does look fake. Yes. Yeah. New balance, sneakers, appliances, so many shoes under the bed.

The pink shoes... Oh, it could be a gay guy. It could be... The shoes are pretty big. The shoes are pretty big. The shoes are big. It could be a really off-the-rocker gay guy. It could just be kind of a normie gay guy.

There's like little... I can see these are these little these little pieces of paper on the wall are probably self-affirmation things from the gratitude book. More fake plants, public power that looks like some kind of ecological collective or something. Yeah this looks like someone that looks like some kind of ecological collective or something this looks like someone that's like studying ecology or fine art out the window there's not much it looks like it could maybe just be suburban the room looks suburban to me there's new walls this oh yeah that's a suburban street kayaking okay they love nature it seems they like outdoors what is this green bottle what is this product okay this is jamie aloe vera gel that's like aloe vera oh it does look like aloe vera so this person likes to go outdoors canoeing and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah i can see that

yeah yeah yeah I can see that they're not even getting the Korean aloe vera no Benadryl stuff pliers more fake plants this is a more this is a gay yeah this is a nerdy gay guy with allergies yeah that like okay out the window here this looks Suburban to me for sure plants because of allergies are those banjos what are those our banjos wait a minute ulysses s grant he's in ohio famous ohio president this looks ohio to me oh jamie you're really pretty okay because of the banjo influence i'm gonna say he's on east ohio because that's like more appalachian this is giving south to me you're very right about that Ulysses first places I can drive to it it's not it's like right right down not far from me Point Pleasant Ohio this is definitely Ohio Ohio Ohio can be anywhere too like yeah but just to say that is an Ohio president, the banjos. It's giving like Richmond.

The fake plants everywhere. The fake plants everywhere. It's like living in a horrible cafe. That's so weird about the fake plants. But the banjo is telling me. It's giving me gay guy or guy. Yeah. Could this be a straight guy?

I don't know. No. Could this be a straight guy? No, this could not be a straight guy i don't know no no this could not not with the grass wall not with the grass wall and that little corner over there the sopranos oh another pill bottle under no no no nightstand it's one of those sopranos posters that's bought from like a contemporary poster like maker that like, we're remaking poster. It's clearly one of those like we did all the posters in Helvetica for $35.99 kind of thing. That's a bad, sorry, dude. Are all these plants fake? Because that's crazy.

All of these plants look completely fake to me, I'm going to be honest. That's crazy. Okay, so I can't see a straight guy wanting to do even plants fake plants he's just gonna be like fuck it no no a straight guy is not putting fake plants no i feel like a straight guy is not doing these fairy lights a straight guy is not doing the grass a straight guy is not gonna have pink shoes let's look at this desk this might help us here or that mirror that mirror is not... More aloe vera gel.

That chest is going to... This guy's getting sunburned a lot. After sun aloe vera gel. Yes, Jimmy, you clocked it. Benadryl, the cobalt, I think, pocket knife or Swiss army knife. Morphic plants. He's an allergic sunburned mess. Really, really nice. What is this up here? morphing plants. He's an allergic sunburnt mess. Clearly.

What is this up here? What is that? I can't make it out. It looks like a guy surfing. On dolphins. He's on dolphins. Oh, yeah. This could be a gay guy. This could be totally a gay guy.

I'm saying gay guy. I think it's a gay guy. I think it's a gay guy. I'm saying gay guy. I'm saying gay guy. I think it's a gay guy just because of all the stuff in the room, the fake plants, the fairy lights, the shoes. He's a history nerd. No woman would ever have those banjos. Let's just agree on that. What did you say, Jen?

No woman would ever have those banjos. No woman would have a banjo. I'm very surprised that would be a woman i i think that this is a man a gay man and they live in maybe in ohio somewhere you maybe i don't know um ulysses yeah i think it's i think it's suburban i think it's suburban just from all the new fixtures the wall the view from outside it It seems suburban to me. I can see Ohio for sure. The banjo in the UCS grant is very Ohio to me. Yeah.

Are banjos Ohio? I mean, just Appalachian. Eastern Ohio. Appalachian. My aunt had a banjo that I sold for her for a lot of money. It was like an antique banjo. I'm trying to see what this appliance is under the bed. It looks like a vacuum in a box. It's Pyrex.

Gay men love Pyrex and gay men love shoving 5,000 pairs of shoes under their bed. Pyrex is so collectible now too. Like old Pyrex. I love Pyrex. I don't know too like old pyrex i love pyrex i don't know why they stopped making it okay let's get to the fridge yeah it's a gay guy okay okay we've got yogurt and fruit is this pimento's cheese spread that's

so ohio where uh this this little tub oh the tub uh's Parmesan That's shaved Parmesan Oh it's Parmesan It's Belgio Capers The capers are very gay The Le Creuset Kind of pot in the fridge Is gay Yeah the Le Creuset

Is crazy Yeah Onion Fresh onion Wait who puts onions In the fridge What is this rice Onions in the fridge

Is crazy Onions in the fridge Is insane And little like Little like What do you call it Little like Baguettes Or little Crunchy Cristinis fridge is crazy onions in the fridge and little like little like um what do you call it little like baguettes or a little crunchy christine's christine is also gay product for sure

if this isn't a gay guy i will eat my shoe we've got a little water chicken on the right like late like take out we've got strawberries oat milk yeah y'all are convincing me this guy can't be straight also just be out of the way is this man straight yeah there's no way the zucchini oh my god the zucchini we know where that's going uh-huh we know where that's going wait what are these onions We know where that's going. The tongue. Hummus. Cream cheese.

Dairy free. I mean, not hummus, cream cheese. Let's get to the hint. Give us your own hint. I start my car with a wrench. I have actually done this before. I broke my key. I used to have a Volvo and I broke my key off in the done this before i broke my key i used to have a volvo and i broke

my key off in the ignition and i could start my car with anything i would start with like pennies all the time so that to me is also very gay guy because you have a broken car and you're knocking it getting it fixed and you're just starting it with whatever stuff i mean that is we start so gay we start we start cars with mallets over here. That could be anybody. Last week, Ben and I, our car broke down on the highway. And we almost got towed because the ignition wasn't starting. The engine stopped at our own light. Oh, that's terrifying.

It was so funny to watch a cop talk to Jen because he was trying really hard. funny to watch a cop talk to Jen because he was trying really hard he was trying really hard not to get hit with a harassment charge or something he was like ma'am have a great day ma'am thank you so much I really hope you have

an amazing day like any beautiful woman would he literally did that to a tee it was so funny guess what my mom got it fixed because she had the warranty right now now jen is just gonna drive the broken car around because she wants more compliments from from exactly i'm gonna stop i'm gonna go in the parkway i love um vegetarian i start my car with a wrench, not a key. It's a screaming faggot to me.

Okay. So how old? In their 20s. The fridge to me, this isn't how people over 30 have a fridge at all. It's just thrown in there. It's the onions and crostinis in there that tells me that they don't know what they're doing. Right, and just buy a baguette and toast the bread. It's not, this is young gay guy.

I'm going to say 24. I'm going to say 24 years old gay man. And I'm going to say Columbus, Ohio. I'm going to say 23 gay Richmond. Okay, I'm going to say... 23 gay Richmond. 23 gay Richmond 23 gay Richmond Virginia okay Jamie that's a good guess Jen Richmond um I'm gonna say that I don't know I'm gonna say this is a 28 year old gay guy and I'm just gonna say he lives in

Cincinnati Ohio Cincinnati Ohio let's bring it. Let's see if he's right. All right. Let's see it. Straight man. What? No. Come on. What?

With his blue shoes. Come on. You even look gay. Dude, I don't believe it. He is a huge ecology head. Good for you, brother. No, actually, I just blocked that. Like, the pink shoes with the plants.

It's just an indie. it's an indie straight guy honestly it's that makes so much sense that he's just like an indie straight guy he's probably like because he's because the room is like the room is what a straight guy thinks an indie room looks like right listen i thought i said for a second straight guy and you were like no not with that grass wall oh my god you shut my ass down it's i'm so sorry jimmy i'm so sorry that was my gut first i thought this was just like a normie kind of like outdoor little frenetic gay guy but it is just a indie straight guy oh my god It was only one state away Yeah Maryland right next to Virginia Wow He got us Wow

Did we get any points on that? Nobody He Well I think What age Oh my god I gotta start writing this down

So we don't forget Straight man No one's getting a fucking point on that My god I think Ben you said 26 I said 22 I said 28

Mmhmm Nobody gets the point I get the point i'm closest to age why are you talking about i said 22 you said 26. oh you said 22. oh my god oh i'm getting my ass kicked god damn it taylor that was a tough one that's really so jen is closest to location to location and that is it straight man wow follow Taylor follow Taylor on

Instagram and Twitter Taylor Borey oh my god oh my god fuck submission four I can't end with one point this is going to be so humiliating wake it up wake it up come on Ben you can do it

I can do it. I can do it. Let's see what we're working with here. Very tight. This person lives in a fucking Airbnb, utilitarian. Okay, it's a man. I'm going to say... Let's see.

Top left here. Even the gray computer case. It's so grayscale this is crazy is that a computer case it's yeah it's like a computer case on top of the laptop i believe it's crazy to me do straight men do that yeah computer case i guess so this is such a stale room I can't imagine this being a woman's room but no it's based on this room listens to see game no offense what is this contraption over here it's like a humidifier it's like a um what is that it's either like a sleep apnea machine or like a humidifier. This is not a fat person's room.

No. This is not a fat person's room. Somebody's totally buying into the whole gray core thing, which is horrible. I know. I know. It's very... Okay, the shoes are male shoes. They look like men's shoes to me.

I can't tell what is under this nightstand. The nightstand is kind of cute actually but yeah oh oh my god underneath underneath the nightstand here that is a giant pack of liquid iv oh what's a guy this person is so like streamlined very streamlined which i i love i totally get it i really i really you know sometimes i am tempted to just like have nothing in my room besides what i absolutely need and just be like like live in like a completely textureless like almost monastic room i love this is really this is really pushing it for me to see the thing is i think you have to setize it in like a rick owens way this is too muji and like not even like done right okay let's see here we've got

some games another lego or orchid this is the second time we've seen the lego orchid um okay bernie mug bernie mug we have a nintendo two nintendo switches nintendo switches dmv screen sticker. The Pro headphones.

Oh! They live in LA. Look at this. Look to the left of the headphones. It says LA Cares. This person lives in Los Angeles. But here's the thing. There is an AC unit.

Do, like, I guess older places in LA have AC units? I don't know. Yeah. It's a newer building for sure. Okay, a polyester. Oh my God, wait a minute. Hold on, polyester. That's John Waters.

Oh, they have an O'Mary ticket to Cola Scola's play. How is this person into polyester? No, God damn it. Okay, it's a gay guy. It's a gay guy. It's like a gay guy who is so buff and works and is like national

physical fitness award. Okay, this is a buff gay guy. This is a very buff gay guy. San Diego on the calendar, so that makes sense. He lives in California. He has Okay, look at the amount of birthdays. One birthday, two birthday, three birthdays. Gay guys love

going to birthday parties. No straight man pays attention to birthdays like that. I can tell you that right now. He does improv every Thursday. Gay guy. This is a musical theater gay guy. What? That's straight guy. Like comedy performance

scheduled like that. That's straight guy. If this is another straight guy who is like into polyester and oh Mary and the pins, look at the pins on the cardboard. Oh my god, it says tax day, he put his own birthday his own birthday is on his calendar as birthday

Wait, what do you mean? It has mom's birthday and then at the bottom it says birthday I think that just means it's his because he doesn't say the name Oh my god he has his birthday, of course this person has their birthday on their calendar improv show they're in la improv what else is on here what is this okay there's a um there's like camera in the bottom right the like um photo briefing yeah there's a pokemon sticker i don't know that's one of the newer Pokemon. If this guy is straight, he's really fucking with us.

There's a birdo. There's some Mario stuff down here. So we got Petey Piranha and then the little... This is how type A gay men live. This guy is scheduling... I mean, he probably has a completely different calendar for the amount

of cum dumps he's hosting so there's a he okay he slash i don't know because that's a burdo uh that's burdo on the under the monitor and burdo is canonically a trans character could this be a trans woman no no insane can you there could be just like the most high functioning doll of all time if this is a trans woman is wait is this a gaming pc this is a gaming pc yeah that's the kind of gaming pc you like build yourself yeah this is like a like sterile gamer okay also oh my god it could be a trans woman look at this like little pink makeup bag thing oh my god oh my god jen is these pill bottles do those look like estrogen to you the pill bottles are different depending on the

pharmacy it's not the uh i voted i don't know there's okay the ray-ban ray-ban sunglasses behind this really strange like sippy cup thing this is someone that is very curated in with the few things they keep in here and the fact that they have polyester and a burdo of anything tells me that this person is on a gender tip. We have a little bit, we have some stuff here. We have, okay, gray hoodie, of course. The five pound

weights. We got a babon. Is that the Portland Bridge? That is the San Francisco Bridge, I believe. I believe that's the Golden Gate Bridge. Los Angeles River Hat this is LA Seinfeld Manuscript lots of Pokemon

Seinfeld Manuscript New Balance the backpacks the weights yeah the 10 pound weights which maybe they're not that buff who's 10 pounds this hat is very this like kind of Yeah, the 10-pound weights. Which, maybe they're not that buff. Who's 10 pounds?

Yeah, but if you do it casually... Okay, this hat is very... This, like, kind of sun bucket hat is male to me. Yeah, so let's see... North Face backpack with a lot of pins. But the pins are so gay. There's an Animal Crossing pin. The amount of pins are really gay to me. Big gamer.

Okay, that hoodie. I wish we could see more of that hoodie because that could be a huge clue. Okay, good luck, O'Mary. What does this balloon say? Nixonland. The balloon just says good luck, adult multivitamin. Unfortunately, it doesn't say men or women's vitamin.

Good luck tells me, I feel like they're in nursing school or a programmer like yeah it feels very like a big job um real plants wow kind of general plans too genderless wow this person might be the true the only true non-binary i've ever met the art i think that like this looks like this looks like like art like a like a uh like a light up kind of thing this person is loves their games which tells me it's either trans woman or like a programmer i think that's narnia there's another pokemon there

There's another Pokemon there. Lots of Pokemon. Wow, this is a really difficult one. The rug. I hate this pattern. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew Zero. The Speed Stick. Trans women aren't wearing deodorant like that.

No, not Speed Stick. That's way too masculine for a trans woman. No, trans women is buying speed stick i think this is i think this is just a really type a professional gay man could be a straight guy no it can't be it can't be another straight person i'm gonna i can't even i'm gonna i'm going to put a gun in my mouth and blow my fucking head off of this street, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, the full-length mirror is

kind of gay to me as well because, I mean, this person is probably so meticulously dressed as well. But it's the type that just, like, it's that cheap mirror that you just keep from college. It's not, like... Right, but you, like, he has a mirror has a mirror straight guys aren't like i need a mirror in my room to like see my outfit most of them aren't and the pins straight guys aren't straight guys are not

doing this many pins on their backpack yes they are just not a lot of them are i guess like the gamer ones are oh my god this is this guy works on like a program like a campus I mean I think it's LA I don't think it's San Francisco But like if this guy works on some like Tech campus and like that his personality Is his backpack with his pins It's he clearly likes these Figurines and everything

Pixar Fest National Physical Fitness Award The Gundam What the hell? How do you even get that? Is he a teacher? Maybe he's a teacher. I think he's like a programmer or something. I see this being a gay guy who has a computer job.

And loves postcards. Everything is so streamlined. Alright, let's get to the fridge. Okay. Yeah, so it's a gay guy. Look at this amount of this amount of this is meal prepping oh my god yes trader joe's again almond beverage unsweetened almond beverage unsweetened gay man this is this is a gay guy at 1000 brussels sprouts he's so meticulously organized. This is a gay kind of organization. He's a very healthy eater.

Oh my god. If this is the game, I'm going to freak the fuck out. Trader Joe's bruschetta. Girl, make your own bruschetta queen. This could just be the straight version of all this. No. girl, make your own bruschetta queen. This could just be the straight version of all this.

No, no, no. I'm too zero. This is a gay guy who's into fitness and works in tech. I actually think it might be San Francisco. I think there's a good chance it could be. Just like some LA stuff. Give us your own hint.

My roommate is a cis white, cis straight white woman. I am going to say gay man, 28, San Francisco. And I'll throw in that he works in tech. Straight guys can't have women roommates. Right. No, straight men don't. No. Exactly.

It's illegal. Yeah, exactly. You know what would happen alright I'm clocking with my answer there I'm going to say 28 gay man San Francisco I'm going to say 27 gay guy

LA I'm going to say 29 gay guy and also la all right let's see here oh it's out oh my god i know alex oh my god are you kidding me alex says alex helped me on a previous uh show we were doing Oh my god, Alex. This makes sense. I got all three. Yeah. Jen, you got all three?

26, gay guy. I even think I said gay guy, not gay man. 26, gay guy, LA. Wow. Wow. That's awesome, Alex. Well, we all got gay guy. And I got LA also. Listen, all I'm going to say awesome, Alex. Well, we all got Gay Guy. And I got LA also.

Listen, all I'm going to say is, Alex, I don't even mind the room. It's a little horrifying. I don't mind it for you. What I will say is you've got to expand beyond Nintendo. You've got to reach out. You've got to get into Valve and id Software. You need to expand your gaming horizons to the other classics because you clearly care about the core know the cores core you know the core

companies in gaming but I think we can see a little more expansion from you Alex thank you for submitting your room I'm sorry for trashing I mean it is a nice room it's very streamlined he's a very sweet guy I love Alex wow very cute

I cannot believe I only got two points this is yeah he's handsome. This is so humiliating for me. Ben, you've got to lose some time. You can't always be the winner. I know. I do have to lose some time. Well, that did it.

Guys, thank you for joining. Jamie, it was a pleasure having you. Jen, likewise. Jen, I think you may have hit the all-time high score, Jen. Exactly. I think eight might be the all-time high score. I'm going to have to jeopardize this and come back and defend my title. Yeah.

Ken Jennings. Yes. Oh, my God. Jen Kenneth. Wow. I got to get better at this game. Guys, thank you for watching. Interior Motives is actually going to be doing a move to YouTube pretty soon, so get ready for that. We're gonna

move to YouTube. In the meantime, if you want to submit your room for our scrutiny or our praise, you can do that. The link for submissions will be in the bio. We're like nearing 200, so claim your spot while you can. I mean, we're never gonna shut off submissions but the earlier you get in the earlier you will be on the show so you want to be on submit now um until next time i hope i do better next time we'll see we'll see jamie jen thanks again of course bye everyone bye amazing okay Jamie, Jen, thanks again. Of course. Bye, everyone. Bye. Amazing.

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