Seeking Derangements - [AUDIO] SD 340 - Doll Madness

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

Full video episode only on Patreon! Coming to you today with a very special episode. We show Jacques the voodoo doll of him that was found at a shop in rural Louisiana, discuss Lana's new cajun boy toy, Troye Sivan giving Charli XCX the F pass, getting wet dreams in jail and getting called fat by your parents. As mentioned, you can support Conerstone Buses, a non-profit which helps families visit incarcerated loved ones at Angola State Prison, here: https://www.nolatoangola.org/about-cornerstone-builders-bus-program/

The So the Beanie Baby that most reminds me of Hessa is the end. As you can see, it's kind of like a Y2K apocalypse Yeah I was going to say Is that like a 2000 Year 2000 type It's a year 2000 When they thought the world was going to end And it's kind of like a

Like a very dark Yeah I'm familiar with what Y2K is I like that beanie baby That's a cute baby I like it Ben is a beanie baby Are That's a cute baby. I like it. Ben is a beanie baby. Are you ready? I cannot believe you are okay.

That's really funny. This is a premeditated now. This is really spooky, honestly. What do you think? I'm not even kidding. Jock, I have to tell you something. And it's very strange that you started to talk about ben has something to show you what we would be like as beanie babies see this beanie babies like you because it's white

and pale and also kind of you have a long neck and you and you kind of stick your nose into things i have a long neck i've always been told i have a long elegant neck very swan like um anyways jock i'm a little i'm gonna be honest with you i am a little spooked you did this um when i was in you know i was in louisiana recently right yes i and i was in lafayette new iberia area and i was at a a thrift store there also people keep people keep saying why was ben here you you weren't. So I was at a – Someone just hit my pole. This is really important.

I need your bait. Sorry. Because it's kind of – I was like – I was blown away, but I wanted to stay telling you for the show because it's just very strange. I don't – I was shocked when I saw this. And what I saw was – I'm going to share it with you now. I'll be honest.

Hessa is aware of this. Okay. So can you see that? I was at a Goodwill outside of Lafayette. I am so angry. I was like scared. I was, like, scared. Look at this thing. Chuck, that's you.

That's my cousin, Dufran. Dufran. Dufran, get down from there. Shot, you ain't for sale. Oh, no. What'd they do to Dufran? What do you think of this? How did this get there?

Did you make this, Jacques? No. Do you have any idea who could have made this? I swear to God, this was on its own. I swear to God, I have a person in mind that I think might have made this and put this there. It looks exactly like you. I mean, it's clearly you. Why didn't you buy it? What is that bag? Can you see that on the bag?

Yeah. Stop! Stop! It looks like it's bleeding on the legs. It's a dog! What the fuck? It's... I was...

Jock, I was scared when I saw this. I was horrified. It's like bleeding from its eyes. That's concerning. That's concerning. It looks like me. It looks exactly like you. The hair.

This is what happens if I got plastic surgery. This is what it would look like. It wouldn't work. It would just make me look like a tiny baby doll named do for all just make you smaller do wrong no why this isn't this isn't alarming to you who do you think would make this because I was talking to our friends there and they were like we have no fucking clue someone's trying to like but you have someone in mind Chuck what in the hood all of you when I had it in mind, Chuck. What in the good... Someone made a voodoo to all of you.

I had it in mind before I knew what it... What? What? It's crazy. Who would have done this? Seriously. I think I have one clue, but I don't. I want to lock my doors. I think she's been a little busy.

Do you think it's a woman? Oh, my God. It's not Debbie. It it's shelby well don't say her name she's a free shelby don't that's okay um i don't think it's shelby though she's too busy i think i also i don't think she'd care i genuinely i don't think it was her she's too busy and she doesn't really like i actually saw her and I was like, do you know who would have made this $3,000 job? And she said no. She said she wouldn't. I love making accusations against a woman who's eight months pregnant saying that she's actively making tiny figurines. Maybe that's why she put it away. She doesn't want it to scare her kid.

That's why she gave it to Goodwill. Yeah. My God, someone fucking love that shit. Guess what, bitch? I own you now. I own you now, bitch. Hey, y'all. It's me, Jock Gonsolin.

Hey. Hey, Jock. It's so crazy that you started the episode by showing us our beanie babies that look like us. When Ben has a voodoo doll. Who the fuck made the voodoo doll? I feel so bad because I was not telling you. Two days ago, I was showing this to all my friends.

And I was like, yeah, I had them over for dinner and stuff. And then everyone was laughing at it. And then I went to the bathroom to take selfies with it. I accidentally dropped him in the toilet like two days ago. I fell to the bathroom to, like, take selfies with it. And I accidentally dropped him in the toilet, like, two days ago. I fell in the toilet. You fell in the toilet? What do you mean you fell in the toilet? Wait, can I tell two real-life stories recently that are very, very concerning?

Wait, when did you fall into a toilet? Wait, no, no. How do you fall into a toilet? I pulled my pants and underwear all the way down, and I was trying to pee, and I fully tripped and fell forward. And I managed to not only – Sorry, where were you? In my new home. So just listen to what happened.

Okay. It was like – both of these things happened last year. I haven't told you all this. So I was trying to pee and I fell forward and not only did I accidentally pee myself, um, because I fell forward on and tripped in the new bathroom. Okay. Not fucked up at all. Um, tripped fully on my underwear just like chaotic

just one in a million chance I one in a million chance you tripped one in seven, one in eight listen, listen when I fell I accidentally turned on the bidet

and it sprayed the whole bathroom down, like on the movie BAPS. Whoa. It was really— Because I just installed a bidet at my apartment like three days ago. I'm not even kidding. Stop holding him. Okay, wait.

He should be—he wants to be—he wants to podcast. Can I— Shut up, bitch. Wait, I need to tell the more important story. You fucking bald motherfucker. Yeah, tell the more important story. You fucking bald motherfucker. Yeah, tell the more important story. I had dinner with my dad, and then I was going to walk back after to my dad's house to grab some shoes and a shirt I had left at his house. Okay. And I was on the phone, and they were like, no, come ride with us to the house.

And I was like, actually, I'm going to be on the phone, so I'm just going to walk back. It'll be fine. By the time I was walking back, it's a very short distance. I had to pee again oh no and it was i had to pee so badly that i jumped into the rain uh runoff thing the the cooley like the the cement like it's like do you it's it's like this how do you spell it i'm gonna look ben look it up and put one on the c-o-o-l-i-e wait yeah bring it up on the screen okay so um it's like this... How do you spell it? Ben, look it up and put one on the screen. C-O-O-L-I-E. Wait, yeah, bring it up on the screen.

Okay, so it's like this. It's lower than the ground. Am I handling the bowl, guys? I can't really... Listen, listen, listen, listen. Okay, I'm listening. We got answers. I was trying to pee, and I fell off of the ladder,

and I fell down into the cement sewer and fell face forward into a giant like river of rain runoff and probably worse. So this is like a storm. It's like a storm drain. I fell down a storm drain. You fell into a storm drain? I fell into a storm drain trying to pee. Wait, when? Because I'm not even kidding.

He fell in the toilet two days ago. Like evening. Two days ago. In the evening? No, it was like seven. That's the evening. That's literally evening time. That's like midday.

7pm is midday. Jock. 7 p.m. is midday. I have to fix his belly. He fell into a... He fell into the toilet when you fell into the storm drain. Does that not scare you? I have to say, I've done a lot of goofs. Stop. I have to say, I've done a lot of goofs.

Are you not scared that I can control you? I made you fall into that fucking cooling bitch. You'll never be able to control me, you loser bitch. Stop it. Stop it. Leave him alone. it sounds like a basketball being bounced i wonder i wonder if that's what my head sounds like when it gets hit wait but listen y'all i just i just i just want to emphasize that don't ruin that doll. We could sell that for millions.

Well, it's mine, bitch. I own it. It's my image. The woman working there was a Caribbean woman with a milky eye. For real. And she said, hear me now, that dog is yours. She said, hear me now, you wish me stop. That's what I was trying to remember.

Be warned. I made Kyla send to our Seeking Derangements group chat. What was that phrase? What did I just say it again, Ben? It's fine. I think we should wait. Wait, wait, wait. You derailed me

I just want to say that this goof up Of me falling down the storm drain While I was trying to pee Was perhaps one of the more Embarrassing things that have happened In the last few years I fully got submerged In gross ass water

I busted my elbow and he put Me down Are you not worried that this thing submerged in gross ass water. I busted my elbow and he put me down. Are you not worried that this thing is what made you fall into the coolie? You fell into a storm drain when he fell into my toilet. I'm going to kill your brother. I'm holding him right now.

It doesn't even look anything like me. It looks just like him. Wait, Jock, hold that up to the camera. I'm going to make your knees more bloody. This kind of looks... It does kind of look like me. Also, I don't...

It's not this accurate. Eye spice face. Look at that view. I know that's accurate. I know that's right. I hate y'all. Y'all are so stupid. It even looks like you from the back.

Man, fuck you. I didn't make it. I simply bought this. Can I say one other thing? Yes. I saw both of my parents this week, and they both blatantly accused me of being fat. They immediately, first thing they said, both of them separately separately was, wow, you really look like you put on a lot of weight.

Keep him away. That's so mean. I would never say that to you, Jacques. I know. I'm gonna stuff him. I'm gonna make him fatter. One second. Hessa called me... Make you gain weight. Stop. Stop doing this. Why is, why are y'all bent on torturing me?

Why don't you give... This is the test to see if it's a real Voodoo doll Which I think it might be I have this paper here Here I have this voodoo doll Of you It's a box of corn It's a box of

Pre-made cornbread That's you Ben Why do you have that on your desk? Why do I have this on my desk? Because it's Jiffy. It's Jiffy's corn muffin mix. You're really not beating the fat allegations here.

I was going to cook it after and I just was looking at the ingredients before just thinking about it. Okay. I think that's fair enough. That's fair. I was thinking about making blueberry once and yes give them really fat i've been doing i've been i've been doing a lot of fat people things i had my friend kyla in here yet last night and i showed her my new candle which is the heb bakery oh yeah kyla kyla was texting me this and she said that you were ranting at a Walmart cashier about your butter tortilla candle.

And she was like, the cashier definitely thought that Jock was mentally challenged. You were wearing all purple, wearing an all purple outfit at Walmart with your handler talking the ear off of a cashier about your butter tortilla candle. You were in your purple rain arrows. My purple, can I have it right next to me? I really want to show you yes it's so funny it's so i just got it please i need to do clothes it's it it's it's it's made it's a billy eilish blank oh my god let's see it okay wait wait wait but wait before before i show i want to show you i cannot believe you're not scared of this i thought you'd be horrified of

this that's why i didn't tell you about it. You're not worried. I'm so proud of you, Josh. You're not worried that someone made a voodoo doll of you, and I now have possession of it, and it made you fall into a coulee. You didn't make me fall in the coulee. My ignorance and my need to pee, which might be diabetes. Shut up.

It is funny that you said that falling into a toilet is a one in a million chance. And you did it twice in like two days. You literally fell into a city's toilet. I can't believe he's not petrified of this. I know, you're disappointed. You're clearly so disappointed.

You're going to destroy the doll. For the record, everyone at home, I did make this. Of course I made this. Stop slamming its head. You're going to destroy the doll. For the record, everyone at home, I did make this. Of course I made this. Yes, Ben made it. Of course I made this. Stop slamming its head. You're going to mess it up. You're going to make him even stupider. I love...

We had to color match the scalp. It's bleeding from his eyes. If you guys... Ben, put up... I have all these images to insert. I sent them all. Janelle, put up an image of it before editing. We've been talking.

We've been talking. Yes. You got to put it up right now. There we go. Hi, sweetie. Beautiful. That's amazing. His arms don't really move.

You're so disappointed. You're so disappointed. I'm really, really sad. Y'all like it, though? It's pretty cool, right? Look at the pants. Should I take this wire out of his arms so it's more... Eramin, no!

No, no. You're going to mess it up. All right. Well, I was really hoping Jock was going to start crying. Okay, episode over. That was a good one. I thought that's what he was going to say. I thought we were going to get a full hour out of this thing

To be totally honest with you I thought we were going to torture you Psychically with a little doll of you For the full hour It's crazy I want to give it a kiss too Stop I feel a lot of wet Coming from wrong directions

I know that's right I know that's right Look it's butthole. Don't you dare. Do it. Do it. Jacques is nutting. Please stop.

Jacques is nutting. The head is my favorite part. Jacques, I love your reaction to it. I love your reaction to it. I love your reaction to it. No, that you're just so, you're like, let's go, this is sick. Well, someone made a voodoo doll of my works and there's nothing I can do about it.

This is how we know you're in a zen era. I'm so demure these days, you couldn't even fucking touch me with a problem. Look at my room. What if I lit him on fire? Don't you dare! That's a little me! Okay, look.

Don't be so cute. Look, look, look. He is really cute. Look how clean my room is. Not a single thing on my floor. All right. Oh, my God. It looks so good.

Well, I got to clean mine. Speaking of Cajuns, speaking of South Louisiana, this is another thing I wanted to get your guys' thoughts on. Lana Del Rey is dating a Cajun man. Jeffrey Dufran. Jeffrey Dufran. Jeffrey Dufran. Cajuns are a big major for that community.

Love them. What do you think, Jock? Big, major for that community. Love them. What do you think, Jacques? I think he's the spice to make Lana Del Rey's gumbo really blossom, if you know what I mean. Make her gumbo creamy.

He's going to make her gumbo creamy. He's the room for her gumbo. He's going to wreck that place. I think, Jacques, it makes me think that you might have a chance with Lana, honestly. What do you think about that? I think if Jack Donahue has a chance with Lana, I have a chance. He's hot, too, but I mean. Do you think he's hot? I think he's so hot.

I just think that we're equal. I think he's a little bit messier than me. I don't know if that's true. I don't know if that's possible. Jeremy Dufron looks a little messy, but that's how she likes him. I heard he's also a singer-songwriter. I don't know if that's true. Jeremy Dufron is not.

No. He's an alligator handler. He is an airboat operator in De Alamon, Louisiana. Yeah, he's literally, he's like a guy that would attack the soldiers in the movie Southern Comfort. Did y'all see the text message between his daughter finding out that? I think that was just a meme. But I did see that meme. It's a good meme.

I'm pretty sure it was a – I believe it was real. You also believe most of what you read. I don't – you're making – That Instagram – okay, Jock posted on Instagram maybe six hours ago, and he's like, y'all, I'm trying so hard to sleep right now, but I'm really troubled by the recent news of a solar flare being made and heard on a no no no no no no no no we should talk about this we need to talk about this right now can i explain it

right now yes yes it's very it is very very very very it wasn't news it was literally clickbait but shut the fuck up no it is news no it's news shut the shut your little tiny iowa ignorant cornfield mind and wait and wake up to up to the grander scheme of the universe. That's a good new one. Stop hitting me. Then tell the fucking story. So these astronauts are in the station or ship or whatever. And over the speaker, there is a noise that they can't identify the origin from that has never happened they don't

have an explanation for it it's picking it up on their signal and it is described as i hear it a sonar ping i to me that shook me to the core that is so frightening what about that yeah could we get could we get could Janelle put it in? I don't want to give her too much work. I got it. I got it. I'm going to go. I can send it to you.

I got it. I've compiled all of this already. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Jock, what is, what is so scary to you about the ping? Aliens. This is like some like right before Independence Day type shit. Like, have you ever even seen district 13 or like have you ever seen a men in black hello i think i think it's scary because

it's like those guys are gonna die up there because it's scary because they don't know what's making that noise and they're like uh the ship that we're in space because it broke up here and now we're stuck in space it's making a weird noise now and we don't know what it is that's so that's so it's not just like it's mechanical or something or you guys think it's aliens well they they called i don't think it's aliens but they they like called mission control in houston and they were like uh we don't know what this noise is and mission control was like uh we don't either we're gonna try and try and figure it out. That is pretty spooky. So, Chuck, you were up tossing and turning in bed because you just didn't know if tomorrow was going to come. I'm going to be honest.

I was imagining the worst. What? I was imagining a full invasion of aliens this morning that I would hear screaming and that the only benefit that I would hear screaming and that the only benefit that I cleaned my room right before the alien apocalypse

is that I know where my Yeah, and then I'll at least I got groceries yesterday so if I was gonna, you know at least the apocalypse was gonna happen at least I'll be able to eat tonight. What would your apocalypse groceries be? What did you get? Jiffy corn muffin mix.

Something, some kind of eggs that last forever. Some kind of eggs that last forever. Magic eggs. Century eggs. I actually had century eggs yesterday. I love century eggs. They're good. Yeah, I had a congee with century egg and pork.

Period. I have to have yellow bird habanero. I have to have yellow bird blue agave sriracha. And then I have to have- Okay, so you already have everything you want for the apocalypse. Yellow bird, yeah. And also, I have frozen pancakes and pancake mix. And I have pre-made ones so that you can eat them immediately.

And then I have enough sausage for the next two weeks. I'm on a sausage diet right now. I'm having sausage every day. Something I predicted. Something that's – I literally made you fatter, and you decided to be on a two-week sausage binge. Wait, Jock, can you explain something for me? Sure thing.

Anything you want. Like two nights ago, yesterday or two days ago you posted one of the scariest TikToks I've ever seen oh my god wait oh the crackers thing yeah the crackers that was very special needs behavior I was just having

I was having fun by myself I was having fun by myself I can play the audio out loud I'll put it in. Guys, we'll put it in. We have... Yeah, we can slot it in. You don't need to play the audio off your phone.

I made a freestyle about how I had three different types of crackers. It was good snackers. I got two peanut butter jelly sandwiches. I called that smackers. But it wasn that smackers but it was so high that's pretty good and then i said i hope you have a nice night i love you and that that was it I got three different types of crackers that call that good snackers. Got two peanut butter jelly sandwiches that snackers. That's what I like at night. Everyone can please have a good night.

I love you. and please have a good night. I love you. You were so high that the AI TikTok voice sounded fucked up. It sounded like it was going to cry. It was making a solar ping. I don't know how you did that. I'm going to revive my spirit right now by taking what I call a hot shot,

which is where I just put a mouthful of hot sauce. I'm going to do a habanero. All right. All right. That's beautiful. Anything else on Jeffrey Dufran? He's an interesting character to me. I want to know how Lana's picking these guys up, because it seems like she's just, like, anything.

Is she just going on an airboat tour or something? She went on an airboat. Yeah. She went on an airboat tour in 2019, and then I think has just been thinking about Mr. Dufran. She went on an airport tour in 2019. And then I think has just been texting him to Dufran for quite a while. He probably lays that pipe good, that Louisiana swamp dick. She took it to London. She took it.

Ben sent me a picture of him and was like, oh, my God, he's only 30 years old. No. How could you possibly believe that? He's like younger than her. I was honestly just trying to get you guys to talk to me in the group chat so we could. I turned 32. I turned 32 this month. I'm very concerned.

Can you put me down? Yeah. Seeing this ugly ass doll version of myself is starting to make me uh turning 32 feel a whole lot worse stop touching you'll never age maybe the doll will age instead of you i feel like i'm being molested on yeah the doll we can make the doll we can i can make the doll get older somehow i literally feel like that is that that is drawing lines on its face that's the doll he really does not balance well He can't stand up Yeah that's why it came with a stand

The stand also fucking sucks I gotta buy him a better stand Can you imagine me holding that doll In court and the judge asks Show us where he touched you Show us where you touch yourself It's my doll and you'll never meet him He's my special doll

And I'm the only one For eagle eyed listeners in the last episode When my uncle Columbo Points and says I see you've got And you can hear the crackers He was pointing at the doll That's a little easter egg for you He recorded with us last week

Thank you I wish I could give it a kiss. You're coming in blurry. Like a little blur blur. It's okay. I think the doll is doing it. And that's what scares me. We're getting someone else trying to call in, I think.

Who is it? It's the doll, I think. My phone is broken. My age HIV iPhone 12 mini is broken. Believe it or not. It started to break last night. But I think maybe once I get a new phone, we might get a special guest calling in. Hey, y'all.

Hey, y'all. Who the fuck is that? Is that the human me? Fuck you, bitch. We need to have a fight between Jigsaw and Doll Jock. You all look so ugly as a human. What the fuck? What in the egg plant is this?

I wouldn't look like that. I'd be so much skinnier. I'd have way more hair if I was a human. Do you like the goatee this person put on? I'm so mad that this is what y'all This is what y'all do in your little spare time You freaky little freaky Stop it

I just bought it Stop putting your hand No it's my doll I can do whatever I want with my doll Stop hitting it's head You're gonna break it It's hair is so funny I can do whatever I want with my doll. Stop hitting its head. You're going to break it. It's hair is so funny. I'm telling you, you're going to break it, and you're going to be so disappointed.

Guys, it's mine. I can do whatever I want with this doll. I am the rightful owner, and I'm going to keep hitting it. You're acting insane about the doll. Yeah, you're acting crazy. It's really driving you crazy. Sorry. You thought it would make Jock crazy. You guys are jealous. You don't have your own J the doll. Yeah, you're acting crazy. It's really driving you crazy. Sorry. You thought it would make

Jacques crazy. You guys are jealous. You don't have your own Jacques doll. Jacques, I think Ben has doll madness. He absolutely has doll madness. Get this freak away. All you bitches make me mad. Anyways, what else

are we talking about today? Anything else on Jeremy Dufresne? It's very funny to me that people people in like guys in New York I saw so many tweets that are like this is how you bag a bad bitch you know you have to have like a camo hat and like be a man I'm like

yeah right dude you guys like you are not Lana's boyfriend you could never be Lana's boyfriend you could never he literally makes out with alligators yeah go find a go find a she they yeah literally literally i would rather i would rather the jeremy dufran or than lana then i think yeah she seems high maintenance she's i think she seems pretty high maintenance yeah also she's straight i do think jack donahue with courtney love was a better fit but it was interesting to see lana date but now she's just doing she just likes rough looking

faces yeah she has a type and tumble fellas type for sure um he's so good enough do y'all think he's hot i don't find him to be attractive i find his lifestyle to be attractive that's for certain i don't know i don't even find that to be attractive. I think that I like all the memes on Twitter of the people making these double take faces because he's ugly. You guys are surprised that Lana

is dating a haggard old man that is not famous from rural America? She's born to die. It's the 10th time she's done this. She she's born to die. Someone posted a... She's dating an open Republican. It's over. I'm like, bitch, what is over?

What are you talking about? The war is lost! Lana's not going to endorse Kamala anymore. Ben, can you pull up the picture of the meal that he made so Jacques can try to identify it for us Jacques you got a picture of it on your phone

Just look at it on your phone Jeremy Dufront Jeremy Dufront His Instagram is amazing Jeremy Dufront posted a picture And he was like Heading up north Got a last meal

And it's a... See, these... It looks like a porta potty. It looks really scary. Oh, my God, this is delicious. Are you fucking joking? It looks like he's boiling a bunch of stones. What is it?

Stone soup. Stone gumbo. We eat around here after we got kicked out of Canada. We didn't have no goats or nothing. We had to eat stone gumbo every day. We had to figure out what was food and what wasn't. We got to try everything. He's got fresh crabs, fresh boiled crabs.

Other picture, other picture. Sausage. Okay, that. You're looking at the wrong photo, Jock. That is a scary one. Oh, well, I think he's just boiling gumbo. And that is, or not, excuse me. I am so retarded.

Pardon me. That is crawfish. And that's the top with the seasoning just added to it. And it's boiling. And so it looks like circular things. What are those white stones? Those are what people call potatoes and mushrooms and onions. Those are potatoes?

And then there's lemons, too. And then the top is like all huge seasoning. It's thick. I would fuck up a crawfish boil right now. Oh, my God. I was in Louisiana. It wasn't crawfish season. I was going to kill myself. Fucking sucks, dude.

It's so hard for you to be in Louisiana. My hometown. You're such an invasive species. I know. I would be so annoyed if you went to my hometown all the time and it was hanging out with my friends and my cousins. Hey, I'm in Des Moines and I love it here.

What would be the – Don't name any of my friends' names. We're not going to talk about my hometown. I'm going to go to that girl's house. What location would you go to? Poopies? I'd go to Ben's parents' – The thing is, it's not a fun place to be.

I would go to both of Ben's parents' house. I'd knock on the door, and I would say, excuse me, but your son has done a considerable damage to me. Which one of you is going to pay? Stop hitting me! You're going to regret this. You are going to fucking regret this, you piece of shit. You are a piece of shit.

Stop it! I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being bad, Ben. I would never go tell your parents you abused me. Thanks, Jock. I love you. See? You're a sick and dirty pervert.

You gotta get, like, a nice case for it. It's really mentally ill to make a voodoo doll, or, sorry, buy a voodoo doll of your friend. Yeah, this is the one time I'm not the mentally ill one. You can make one of me. I'd love it if you made one of me. Yeah, we should all make them. Sorry, there's not enough white clay in the world to make a bulbous shape like that.

Period. Got me. Sorry, I can't mold the entire earth into the shape of your body. It just wouldn't be to size. Whoa. That's like, that's like a psychedelic burn. I didn't really follow that.

I did hurt my feelings. Um, I mean, even the statue of Liberty looks slimmer to you. I mean, the statue of Liberty, even the statue of Liberty looks slimmer to you. I don't...

Okay, y'all. How dare you say that? How dare you? I'm so hungry. You know that's one of my worst fears. What are you going to feed me after this? I don't know. I feel like I deserve a meal.

Depends on your behavior. I think seeking derangements should feed me. Like a feeder. You literally make your money on the show. Everything you buy. Like a feeder. I literally did just make you two times as fatter.

We could do a mukbang. With good food that we force you to eat the whole thing of. Super size versus super skinny. Super size versus super skinny. Wait. Super-sized versus super- Wait, you're not super-skinny. You're like medium at best. Well, you're also not super-sized.

Hensa was the skinniest girl I have seen in New York. People were gasping. Other women were constantly trying to poison her. It's not fair! We should not complain with this bitch! And I want to reiterate

the couples were farting on us and Hessa... They were! I don't want to get back. I don't want to... Troye Sivan gave CharlieXCX the faggot pass. I just want to say this is clearly a marketing stunt for them to sell tickets on their tour sweat,

which I don't think is selling very well. It's not? How is that possible? It's selling poorly because they got stadiums or arenas. I think they got arenas. Not selling well Outside of Do you think with all the brat fever I know I think

She tacked Troy onto it And people were like well This isn't the brat tour Who would honestly If you were so excited If you were so excited To see Charlie for brat And to have to hear fucking Rush and all of his other terrible bullshit.

Take me back to 1999. I don't care. And y'all know that all the super woke people that were really bratting it up are now like, I can't. They're not. All the super woke people are not going to go to the concert because Trout was ever a super woke. I don't think Brat was ever a super woke. I'm just saying. I know what Jack means, though.

It's like the DNC people who had the green Kamala Brat shirts. I don't think they have a problem with anyone being a Zionist. No, no, no. I just think Charlie. Oh, no. Okay. I think Charlie. Oh, no.

Sorry. I think Charlie having Troy on her tour. Immediately. People are going to be like, oh, Zionist. Not going to go. He's getting maybe. Maybe. I think I think it's probably. I mean, that'd be fine with me.

I do think just more likely it's that they just don't have as many fans as they think they do. Yeah. I also think I think it's just people like the idea of a Brad summer and they don't like, they don't want to follow through. Most of the mainstream people who are now on board, like talking about Brad summer and shit and like Kamala Harris and shit. They've never actually,

they haven't listened to the album. They don't care to. So of course they're not going to buy the tickets. That's what happens when you make a meme more so than an album, you know, like, yeah. You know But what do we think about Troy Meme as marketing Well yes

What do we think about The F slur Azalea Banks said Bitch you can't even say it Because you're basically a white woman Who's basically a white woman. Who's basically a white woman? I'm a white woman. Troye Sivan, Jock, the person we're talking about,

Troye Sivan gave Charlie XCX the F word pass and Azealia Banks said that it wasn't his to give out because he's basically a white woman. Which, it's kind of a Galaxy Brain take, but you know, it's at least a new take

on it I mean I was like fresh of everyone is allowed to say faggot as far as I'm concerned and of course all women are allowed to say faggot Charlie XCX is allowed to say it she's been saying faggot her whole life we all come on

straight women who say faggot or like our our keepers our masters and like we need to we need to respect them protect them and and yeah yeah like they call it they call it with love they say it with love you know but a lot of them a lot of them say twink pejoratively now yeah i hear that a lot of street women are like oh this fucking twink pejoratively now. Yeah. I hear that a lot of street women are like, oh, this fucking twink. Which, again, I don't care about. But I'm like, just say faggot, you know?

I called Steven a twink a few days ago and he said it was gender affirming. Well, yes. Period. For someone that's cis. What? Twinks are cis. No, I know. I'm just saying like.

Well, they can be trans. What? You're saying a trans man can't be a twink? No, wait. No, no, no. Oh, my God. Fuck. Stop.

Can you please be. I know that you're just joking, but I really don't like that you're doing this to me. Yeah. It's not you. It's my doll you're doing this to me. Yeah, I don't know. It's not you. It's my doll. It's a tiny me. It's being smashed in front of me like a violent act of torture. Okay, I won't smash its head into the table anymore.

I'm sorry. I'm just scared of you sometimes. Hessa, 10 out of 10. Thank you for being perfect. And Ben, 7 out of 10 for taking a tiny doll of me and beating it all day. Well, I am also, you know... That gets a 7 out of 10.

6 out of 10 for trying to make excuses for why it was acceptable. I said I'm sorry. 5 out of 10 for trying to talk again over me. I said I'm sorry. I mean, all this added up. What is that? That's like 18 out of 10. 4 out of 10. Actually, if you do the math,

it all adds up to 4. Ben, I love you. You're the best boss of all time, and I will always listen to everything you say, and that's all I have to say to you right now so much. Thank you, Jock. That's so sweet. That's so sweet. Look at him. Good thing... I hate this. you, Jock. That's so sweet. That's so sweet.

Good thing I hate this. Thanks, Jock. I love you. First you tortured me with this, and now I'm being tortured with a video episode, which I didn't. I woke up, and I was like, I'm not. I didn't sleep enough. No, he did not.

I didn't sleep enough either, actually. That's why I'm so tired. I look like Bo Bo the Clown. My hair is... But I kind of like... I like how I look. Side by side is just uncanny here. Whoever made this did an amazing job. I just have to say that.

Y'all think I'm ugly because I'm bald? I think you're beautiful and bald. Bald and beautiful. Listeners, if you're seeing me right now... You're a BBM. Big, big, beautiful, bald male. B you're seeing me right now you're a bbm big big beautiful bald man bbbm big beautiful bald man you turned your mic off also i know you turned your mic off just hold your mic don't pick stuff up anymore i know what else do we have to talk about today

what else do you have i dropped the hot i What else do we have to talk about? I dropped the hot sauce. I'm looking through Twitter to see that. He dropped his hot sauce. I knew this would happen. I told him to not have any food on his desk, and he had four bottles of hot sauce and cornmeal. Wait, show it on the camera. Show it on the camera. Don't.

He's going to break his laptop. Yeah. I told him to clear his desk off. I dropped the hot sauce. I dropped the hot sauce. Just hold your mic and don't put your mic down or the fucking dog gets it. Just hold the mic. Do not do a single thing to me.

Okay, well, look, it's in your hands. I just don't like that I'm being tortured. Please, please me. Please, I can't take another blow to the head. Please do your job and be normal and stop having six balls of hot sauce in your desk. Please. He's going to hit my face again.

This is the craziest way to get him. Are you listening? This is literally the craziest way to get me to beat it. Please. I love that the idea that y'all are going to control me now by having a tiny doll of me.

Well, we are. It's literally, I mean. I literally could imagine you and Hessa like talking behind my back being like, it's worth a shot. It's worth a shot. Do you realize how crazy it was that you started off by introducing us to, by showing us what Beanie Babies look like? That was fucking crazy. That was like too spooky for me actually. That really genuinely scared you.

I rattled you. I was like, what the hell? I was like, does he know? Am I being pranked? Did Jock know that this was happening and now he's pranking me? No, that would never happen. I didn't know.

Isn't that amazing that I did that by coincidence? I know. You're such a genius. Thank you so much. I gotta blow my nose. Oh, shit. My nose is so runny today. I have a cold. Mine is half to do that into the mic. I'm sorry, but that sounded

horrid. No, it's fine. I have a... wasn't fine for max but echo reverb isn't editing this also we have to stop making edit no it's fine it's it's max max is not editing this i've just i'm saying i'm saying a message to him hey max i miss you i want to i want to show you guys something here um It's a day in the life from a bodybuilder. Not really day in the life. It's just one of these, like, get ready with me kind of inspirational things.

I'm really interested in your take on it, Jock. I would love to see you give me a chance. You have, I think, an equally kind of, how would I say this, distinct lifestyle and routine, you know? Can you see this all right? Yeah, I love it. All right. I see it. I'll stop it.

The sound to this is horrible. I hate when videos are edited like this, but let's watch it. Just let me know what you think about this. okay so far jock how does this make you feel it's it's very skippy and stuttery yeah jock your mic is off you're a genius i'm a genius thank you my uh my first thought is that it scares me it's very creepy. The noises are... It's like an unreleased Apex Twin song that I didn't want to hear in the middle of the night after I've...

Can you put the doll down? Oh, sorry. It's scary to look at. It's like seeing me on your shoulder while I'm talking to you. Do you know how that feels? You should prop it up there like a parrot. Like a pirate.

Dun dun. Dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun. I wonder if you could get twice as high by taking a dab hit and then blowing it in the doll's face. In the doll's face. Do it. Blow weed at the... Oh, you don't have it the doll's face. Do it. Blow weed at the... Oh, you don't have it. No, don't do it.

Don't smoke. Don't get up. You're going to drop everything around you. No, no. Listen, listen. Guess what? Guess what? Ready for this? I'm living in a place where I can't smoke inside. Good. Where are you smoking? Where do you go? The enclosed pool

there's a area in the backyard there's a pool and there's a lot of chairs and stuff so i went out there i woke up too late way way late the way that i was supposed to and there were five girls outside and they were sitting on the chair doing their own dabs. No, it's just my roommate had some people over, and my roommate was sleeping. And they were doing their own dabs? Yes. This is kind of your version of this guy's lifestyle. You wake up, no dabs, five bitches.

You want to live this lifestyle. Record your podcast. Let's see let's see I'm just a pig nosed Cajun all right well fuck this jocks putting on a pig nose no one's all fuck this idea

what I was listening to it I know it's okay it's okay it was a shitty idea. We don't have to do it. What else is going on, guys? I watch it. You're getting so mad. No, it's totally okay. No, I'm not mad.

I'm literally not mad. It just got boring. That's totally fine. If you guys are bored, I don't want to bore you. No, I thought it was interesting. What's up with the pig nose? It's a prop from the famous Los Angeles comedy act

called Show Pig starring me and myself and Jilly Okay And I just was reminiscing on the days of being a show pig and what it meant to me That's beautiful Also, there's just a lot of props in front of me

and I forgot this was going to be a video episode You should buy a little one for the doll too, Ben. I could. You're going to accidentally become someone who's really into dolls because of this shot. I don't know if I could let that happen. I don't know. I think it's going to happen.

I think I'm a one-doll kind of guy. I'm a one-doll kind of guy myself. What we should do is we should play that Roblox game, Dressed to Impress. Oh, my God. I love that. I've been watching those videos. Oh, my God.

It looks so cool. I want to start doing that game. We should play it against each other. Dressed to Impress. I'm a famous pig magician. Yeah, I think you would win right now, Jacques. I look scary. No?

You look swag. I'm swag. What else is going on? Anything else in the world? Anything else in the news you guys want to talk about? Yeah. No. No.

No, No. No. Okay. Okay. I'm very anticipatory of the new upcoming David Chase Sopranos documentary HBO series called Wise Guy or something like that. It's the documentary about the. They got to stop milking that shit. Yeah. It seems depressing.

I don't want to watch it. Why wouldn't you want to know about the background and hear from the actors and the creators? There's already behind the scenes stuff for The Sopranos. I guess I just want to see what they have to offer and see the information that they're willing to deliver at this point in time. Wow. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't think I'll watch that. I'm going to go on them.us and see what articles they have for us. Oh, I was coming up with some really good non-binary name predictions for this year last night.

Do y'all want to hear them? Oh, yeah. Can you drop them? Yeah. Okay. Biography. Okay. Biography is really good.

Agriculture. Okay. Agriculture is great. Agriculture. Okay. Agriculture is great. Soy. Soy is amazing. Bike. Bike is really good.

Classic. These are great. Your non-binary mind can think. Heredity. I think my theory on non-binary names is I think they're going. I think everyone's had enough of the noun names. I think every non-binary person is aware of the meme of that. And I think they're going to start going by like Janet and Susan and Carla, Roger, like really normal kind of boomer names. Okay, are we ready?

Ready for my doll name predictions of 2025? All right. Yeah. Okay, Delilah. Okay, that's really good. Melody. Rhythm. Okay. These are good.

Okay, this is going to blow you away. Celestia is going to be huge in 2020. Huge people. What is Celestia? It'll be like Celeste. It's like a galaxy.

Celestia. Okay. Now I got a nose in my head. Let's see. Do you have predictions for doll names? Or non-binary names? I think the money's on Luxembourg Susan Janet Luxembourg Okay, interesting Luxembourg!

That's non-binary Doll name I think we've got the classics classics are still going to be in effect you know i think a lot of them are going to be named after stones fine stones like an opal or a opal's good amethyst stuff like that you're more niche stones no one's being named emerald or jock your mic is off again sweetie okay okay these is the names disaster you gotta keep your finger off you should change your name to disaster your name the iconic poison poison is really good good that's trans mask i feel like yeah i don't know i think that could

be either yeah poison coconut coconut kind of Coconut Because of Kamala You think people are going to start Having a chosen name Coconut Because of Kamala Harris I really hope someone doesn't do that No I was looking at this H-E-B Coconut sunscreen Wait guys this is our chance

The Philadelphia Marathon Announces equal prize money For non-binary, non-elite runners. Oh, my God. I love when they do this. Jock. That's all you, Jock. Please do it. Please.

Make a bunch of money, please. I'm more into eating lately. Yeah, you're more into eating than running marathons. Lately. You want Hey ask me again I'm discovering this new thing called eating That I just realized I love

Ask me if I want to run the marathon Will you run the marathon please No bitch and I'll tase you You fucking eat Put the taser down Good god Put the taser down Yeah that's scary

The taser Jack you should tase yourself on the air Yeah honestly can you tase yourself no don't don't don't do it do it five do not do not do not

four do it three don't do it don't do it yeah right yeah right

I'm gonna stick him I'm gonna put a fork in his hand and put it into an outlet you Ben dies I'm going to stick him. I'm going to put a fork in his hand and put it into an outlet. Ben dies trying to do that. Your mic is off again, you fucking idiot. It's because of the taser. It's because the taser turned it off. It's literally one button you just can't touch,

and you've touched it five times. It's hard. It's not hard. It's difficult. No, no, no. no Excuse me I misspoke I'm hard Well that's gross Ben is gonna die

Trying to get I'm kidding I'm joking Put a fork in the doll's hand And stick it in the In an outlet If I died that way Fuck When the police find him

He's gonna have a doll Right next to him The gay The gayest suicide We've ever seen A gay man killed himself with a doll With a doll of another gay man apparently I don't know what's going on

Jock your mic is off again Jock I like the lights above here It's not off it's right here I'm just trying to plug in and there's a lot What are you trying to plug in? My computer You're such a genius. Y'all are really disappointed with my behavior

Tay and I understand but forgive me. It's kind of just what I expect. Hesse, you're gonna shoot me? I think if anything my behavior is lackluster because I'm so tired. I woke up and chose violence.

Put him down. I am so tired of's okay i woke up and chose violence we have him put him down yeah we have him take over i'm gonna start doing episodes with just him there'll be me and him having a conversation yeah and they get more and more deranged and eventually can you can you can you start a TikTok called Little Jacques? It's such a good idea. A TikTok called Little Jacques, and it's always just Little Jacques saying, she's like, well, if it ain't gumbo, it's women. Absolutely. I'd love to make a bad TikTok. Yeah, for sure. Give me a hot shot.

You should make a doll of me. I was hoping you were going to make a doll of me. Who's going to make a doll of me? I wouldn't do that to you. How can you make a doll out of a doll? I wouldn't disrespect you like that. How would I make you into a doll if you're already a doll, Henny? Period.

That's on period. Okay, I have a spicy mouth now, blasting the habanero in my mouth up and down. I'm so sad you weren't scared by this. I'm kind of disappointed. Man, you should have known that you can't fuck with me, bitch. I thought you were going to beg me to, like, I'm a VIP VIP so things like this

don't scare me first of all if it was a voodoo doll you wouldn't want it to get thrown away because it would probably make everything smell like garbage for you or give it away I was hoping he wouldn't want it to be in my possession yeah

I think if anyone's going to keep it it's best in your hands probably you're kind of like the keeper of the jock and the doll don't touch me at

night Ben I can feel you tickling me in the night time he has no dick he has no dick he has no dick jock what his dick off. He has no dick. I cut his dick off. He has no dick. Jacques, what if you just started like nutting in the middle of the night laying in bed and you knew that Ben was

playing with the doll? I was going to say, if I started nutting in the middle of the night in the bed, that would be kind of normal. That's not the craziest thing that happens. Oh my god, I forgot all of your horrible night ejaculation stories Wait I haven't heard these

They're really fucked up They're so fucked up I can't even I'll just do one The first The first night in jail When I got arrested when I was 17 Tried as an adult for graffiti

For the five felonies I slept and I had woke up and I had come to myself so hard that I looked like I pissed myself kind of. And it was like just the most disturbing thing. And I was like, this is by far the most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to me on the first day of jail. How big was it?

Was it like to your knees? Like a giant wet spot on your pants? To your knees? No, I mean it just was like... Show me on the doll. What did you do? How did you remedy this? I went back to bed.

And I slept for a week straight. Show me on the doll. Basically. Where the cum was. Was it lower than here? It was... This big of an area? This big of an area?

I just can't. It was like this much. This much? Okay. It was like a pancake. Gross. this much okay it was like a pancake gross what made you so horny actually i get it being in jail it wasn't horny i would love to be in jail can i can i can i explain something when i have a a wet dream it's like a built-up horniness that i haven't dealt with and it just just comes out of nowhere.

Did you join any gangs when you were in jail? Okay, if you had to join one ethnic gang when you're in jail, which one would you pick? I know where I'm going. M13. So I say that again? M13. MS13?

MS13. Yeah, Mrs. 13. But you're not mad at them? Mrs. 13. Mrs. 13. MS-13? MS-13. Yeah, Mrs. 13. But you're not mad at them? Mrs. 13. Mrs. 13. You're not mad they blew up Bozo, but... No. That's not... Oh, MS-13

blew up Bozo. We knew this was gonna happen. Fuck. I don't even know that grandfather's name. Why, Bozo? Why did you get blown up? No. We should make an Aunt Debbie doll. You know what they say.

Never. I don't want that. That's literally too fucked up. I want her in my apartment. So what gang are you joining? It starts floating around and beating you up. Jock, you're joining MS-13. Why MS-13?

Because I think it's just like a very cool backstory that i would would what other can you name the ethnic games in prison i'm looking up a list no i want to see what jock what jock thinks okay so you have the salvador area nation area nation MSRT. Area Nation. Salvador. Cartel. Sure. Yeah. I don't know if the cartel. That's a game.

What else? The Diablos. Okay. So you have Latinos. You have Aryans. Who else? The biker guys. What are they called? The Bandidos. The Bandidos. Yeah. That's what they're called. Who else? The biker guys. What are they called? The banditos?

The banditos, yeah. That's what they're called. Backstreet Boys. That's another type of gang in the prison. Ethnic gangs. Come on. Ethnic gang. Oh, Italian. The mix. The mix. Okay. Let's see.

We got the Polacks probably got a good gang in there. You're avoiding whatever. I would join the Nation of Islam immediately. I would immediately convert to Islam, and I would start hanging out with those guys. Crips. Yeah. Crips, Bloods. Bloods.

I would probably do that too, honestly. What, Nation of Islam? Yeah. Y'all would look good in the clothes. Crips, bloods. I would probably do that too, honestly. What, Nation of Islam? Yeah. Y'all would look good in the clothes. I would love it. Stop! Put the doll away! It's creeping me out. I'm sorry.

They might make me do something violent. I don't want to do that. I don't think I have the smoke. Put the doll away before I jump you. I gotta take a piss. Mexican Mafia. Put the doll away before I jump you. Y'all make... I gotta take a piss. Mexican Mafia. Oh, I might join them, honestly.

This is sick. They have 50,000 loyal foot soldiers. Oh, my gosh. Is there a Jewish one? Maybe join the Jew... Actually, no. I don't want to join Jewish. There is not a Jewish one. I take that. I really don't think there's a Jewish one. Yeah join the Jewish... Actually, no. I don't want to join the Jewish one. There is not a Jewish one.

I take that. I really don't think there's a Jewish one. Yeah, the Jewish one's called DC. The Israel gang? The Jewish one's called the DC Blacks? I don't know why they're called that. I'm going to look up Jewish prison gang. Could you put the damn dog...

There would maybe be a gay one. Or you know what I would do I would kind of just get like a top I would love to have like a top cellmate Who protects me And calls for me Become someone's bitch I have a new answer

I have a new answer They say when you get to jail The first thing you gotta do is find the biggest The biggest toughest guy in there and suck him off. Yeah, the first thing you do to show everyone that you need business is find the biggest cock and you suck it. I have a mustache?

No, Ben. I was surprised. What is wrong with you? Dixie Mafia is what I would join. I forgot about them. Dixie Mafia? They're white supremacists. Are you sure? I did about them. Dixie Mafia? They're white supremacists. Are you sure? I did not say. Why would you join them? Dixie.

Dixie. Mason Dixie. Dixieland. I'm looking right here. It says they're quote the most white supremacist gang. I saw a show called the TV show with one of my favorite actresses and her name is Niecy Nash. You forgot her one of my favorite actresses and her name is

Niecy Nash. You forgot her name. My favorite actress is her name. That was such a Joe Biden sentence. Yeah. The actress is Stop. Okay. Are there any Jewish gangs in Northern California

men's prisons? Jews are not permitted in the aryan brotherhood well okay well yes that's not great but white jews are protected by the aryan brotherhood from asian black and latin gays that's so fucked up that's nice of them i guess to protect them so racist um yeah i don't think they have i don't think they have a gang. I mean, there's gay gangs. Maybe you get the gay gangs. I don't know if there's a gay gang. I'm sure there's at least one.

There has to be at least one. I'm looking it up. I think everyone's just gay in there. There has to be one that's out gay guys. I'd be shocked. Okay, let me see the rainbow warriors i think this is just i don't think this is a real gang i think this is like a why because this is a project no i think it's i think it's like a da like this is like an outreach project or something the rainbow warriors is like the first step on the on the wiki guide

on how to get killed your first day on jail. What's the first thing you would do on your first day in jail, Jock? What would you do? You're walking in. You're walking in. All the guys start rattling the bars of their cells, you know, seven stories up. They all start screaming and hollering at you. And you just put your jumpsuit on

it's a little too big and you look around and you're like oh my god and then they call for lunch and all the cells open and you have to go into the lunch room with all those guys what's the first thing you do eat I'm so hungry do you tell them you're what are you fucking

I feel like you're never mind you're never mind you're not a hypothetical thinker I forgot you're asking what I would do I would go get the food and immediately start eating it out of the tray because you don't want to get bullied

and get it taken away from you but what if after that what if you sit down to eat and a guy comes up to you and is like that's my food bitch and like your biggest fear the first day of prison is that your food will be taken away

you're gonna fight this guy I'm just saying if someone tried to fight me in jail I'm gonna beat the living tar nation out of them wait my computer's about to die he's so out of them. Wait, my computer is about to die. He's so out of it. I mean, I'm out of it too, to be fair.

Whatever. We're going to wrap anyways. Guys, thanks everyone for watching. I think we should release the audio for free and we'll put the video on our Patreon. And remember, everyone,

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vs. Nazis and my friend Jeff Pearson wrote it and if you look it up, give it a try. I just got it. He's a local Watson. No, it's not for the Nazis. I joined his gang. The Nazis aren't the good guys.

That's cute. Okay, great. I'm going to plug the details in it, and I'm not going to spend too much time getting about it, but there's this organization in Louisiana raising money for the families of Angola prison inmates yeah inmates and they need money for transportation is a really large distance to go to visit their loved ones and they are doing a like 380 mile bike ride to signify the distance that loved ones go for angola and they're raising money

i'm going to plug the details but it's a really's a really fucked up place. It's like one of the biggest prisons in the country. So when I went to jail, the guy that was my roommate had been in Angola for 30 years, and he was serving his last six months in Lafayette. Damn. So he just told me about some of the... Driving past Angola is like fucking nuts.

Anyways, yeah. We'll give them some money. you guys they um they killed the guards allegedly kill inmates there and bury them on property i'm sure it's it's one of the harshest surrounded completely by dangerous swamps it's like like a very scary it's a really fucked up backwards place all jails are fucked up and prisoners are fucked up, but the Angola has a very goal is on the cutting edge. Um, they host a rodeo too,

but that's a whole different thing. But anyway, I know. Um, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Thank y'all. Bye guys. Thanks for watching.

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