Seeking Derangements - [AUDIO] SD 480 - Rash Decisions

Episode Date: March 8, 2026

VIDEO ON PATREON (FREE) It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Pat joins us to try and figure out why Jacques went to the dermatologist, what the hell is going on with the rash and Trumps neck, and to speak in tongues. Plus we find out which one of us is truly smarter than a 5th grader.

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video episode So I think That's why Oh Hello everyone Welcome to Zingorangement Oh my God Are you okay

Jesus No I like I'm just like so lightheaded It's because I was Running You sit up too fast Well I am on my walking pad as we all know.

I just finished a workout and then I like jugged a smoothie and then I bent over to pick up my laptop charger and I like almost fainted. I got all like lightheaded. Do you ever faint? Oh yeah, all the time. Right. Classic. Classic girl behavior. Yeah, yeah, literally.

Girl and orthoroxic gay behavior. But welcome everyone to seeking arrangements. It's just me and Hesse here. Jock will be joining us at some point. I don't know. He said that he book to doctor's appointment which look I always support him going to the doctor but yeah

but when for the time we're recording right is there is some fishy things about it do you think he's lying about the doctor I think I think he scheduled it a while ago and forgot about it until today no for sure

I don't think that the doctor's office message him at 7 p.m. last night and said can you come in at 4 o'clock tomorrow He's like, perfect, that's what I'm supposed to work. Yeah. I will be there no matter what. But he'll show up at some point. They'll have a very special guest probably joining us at some point as well.

Yeah. We'll see. Jacques said that he had to take care of he split or something. There are two of him or something? I don't, I didn't understand it. Right. What are you up to today? Today, I'm hanging with some friends later.

I'm pretty much it. Period. video game came out. Wait, what video game? Marathon, it's called. What is that? What's that kidding? It's like shooting and shit.

It's kind of like Fortnite, but cooler and more swag. Girl, I haven't been gaming at all recently. I know you need to get back up. Get it back up. Get back on Fortnite, the only game I ever played. Yeah. Well, my Wi-Fi doesn't reach my bed. I thought you were going to say your wife.

She doesn't reach anything if you know what I'm saying. Period. Keep that bitch down. The way she's in hell. Right. I killed her. But no, my Wi-Fi doesn't reach my bed. And I'm like, I feel,

I feel too ashamed to play video games outside of my bedroom. Yeah. No, that's true. I don't know if that makes sense, but it's like, I'm like, oh, it's actually fine from a 31-year-old gay guy who's, like, playing Fortnite in his bed on his Nintendo DS.

But I'm like, oh, if I'm playing at it, like, the dining room table, I'm like, you're fucking loser. You have a net. nephew too and that's setting a bad example right girl it is so hard to keep them away being gay literally it is so hard to keep them away from screens it's like insane like welcome to work jock welcome to work diva hello jock hello jock I'm jock I'm jock I'm jock you guys already you guys are already going we're recording yeah yeah yeah we do a thing where

we start and then we say welcome to work I encourage John to be on time because he's never on time. So I started starting the recordings with or without him. Okay. And today's a late one. This is, he's two for two this week. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. So when he gets here, Pat, I'll bring him up. Should I hide? He, well, he knows you're coming. Yeah, I know, but like I could still hide. Yeah. He's like, I put in all the way. No.

Why would I hide? I mean, I guess he did book me on the show. He did book you and then kind of forgot you were coming on and it has to have to clean it up. Yeah. I have to text you. Well, he was also, it's my fault too. He texted me, but he texted the Google voice number we have for the pod.

And I just saw that two days ago. And I was like, hey, long time, first time. I'm here calling just to tell you to pick up your name. VIII. I'm just saying that. No, fully. When he gets here, hit him with a welcome to work diva. Okay.

Say exactly. Or say faggot if you want to, he'll get. I'll say it. You say faggot? I say F all the time. Say it. Yeah, say it. Go ahead.

Say it, Pat. Say it. I'm actually going to get in trouble. That's all I care about. No. No. I don't know. Come on.

You're such a pussy. You're such a pussy. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're fucking fat. I'll only say it in a song. How about that? Okay.

What song? I hate faggots. I, uh. Well, you've seen me, you remember that. I mean, we've brought that up a million times. We saw all these FI-Dai guys walking by. You just said under your breath, fucking faggots. I was just blasted.

I lost my mind laughing. I was like, oh, fucking fragots. And it's just like, there we go. Wake it up. The stupidest thing I could have done in the moment. I was also wearing Dracula teeth when I said it. Actually, a picture from that day, from that night is, Jacques' contact photo because Jacques kept getting mad at me.

Oh, yes. I used photos of Jacques, so my contact picture for Jacques is this. If that guy called me a faggot, I would be scared. Really? Yeah. Dracula Patrick. Oh, right. I had the fangs.

Yeah. Right. I would be terrified. Dract trick. I guess, I don't know. I don't think I give off intimidating vibes. No, you don't. You're very approachable.

Yeah. I'm staying out in a rude way. Okay. You're very much of a man. You're a lot of walks all over you. You fucking. Mr. Salafane over here. Talk about a song, a song with faggot in it, Mr. Cellephane.

Isn't that so, there's that Christmas song by the Pogs that just says it? What's that fairytale of New York? It just says. Merry faggot Christmas. Yeah. Is that what they say? Yeah, that's actually the, that's the song I'm writing, right? now. The only one I can think of up the top of my head is... Welcome to work, Deval.

Period. So what's up? You're writing. A new antenna is back. She's working. We're reporting. What were you up to, Chuck? Dermatologist. Oh, how to go. Period. Fine. Did they remove your skin? Did they solve it? Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, you seem somber. You do seem somber. You get some bad news. They're taking all of his skin off. Yeah. Do you want to regale us with a somber dirge? No, everything's fine.

Let's continue. Just let me jump in. Let me just go on. I'm sitting here trying to jump in. Y'all just keep talking and let me get in there. Okay. I guess we'll just no one look at John. No one mentioned Jock skin.

All right. No one mentioned Jock. Which I did prepare something. Oh, Jack. I got your shirts that you sent me. They were lovely. Thank you. I'm so happy you got them.

I would have worn him. but they're at the laundry. They're at the... What shirts are they? One is a Pepsi Center shirt. Okay. And the other says, Welcome to Work Diva on it.

It's a Pepsi Center shirt from Buffalo, New York. Yeah, from Buffalo. Okay. And then the other is New Orleans. Betty Boop on Bourbon Street that I mailed been a matching one of. Oh, that's cute. You guys all have matching shirts or no? Well, only been in SS.

Oh, you didn't get one for yourself? That's how selfless shock is. Yeah, I know. Wow. And to be honest, I could only find them in size large. Oh. That's too big for you. Wait, what fines are you? 2XL.

You're not too lax. That's a personal comfort thing, though, right? Because I wear like, you know, I wear a larger shirt. I'll put a large size shirt on and give a demonstration. Okay. All right. Patrick, do you ever have the issue where shirts are too long? Every shirt is too fucking long.

Oh my God, I know. It pisses me off so bad. It makes me go like fucking crazy. Every fucking company now, they want it like, it's the thing now where it's like they want to make the 90s boxy baggy shirt. But then they all make the like, like am I supposed to get a fucking t-shirt hemmed? Am I a girl? Yes. As a grown man, am I supposed to go to a tailor?

Am I a girl? No, I know. I know it's it's emasculating it's embarrassing it's humiliating and it you gaslight me into the yeah literally i know i'm like wait i i i would love 26 inch length you know but every shirt is like 28 29 and then it makes me look tiny but not in a good way yeah it doesn't make me look skinny it just makes me look like 5-4 and like i'm wearing my dad's shirt i got the beer gut too so it's it's making, it's accentuating that. I basically look like Winnie the Pooh in every shirt.

Yeah. I'm totally, I feel you that. I've, I've just removed my gut through energy. And my shirts are all, yeah, yeah, my shirts are all way too long now. I'm like, I want to show this, I want to show off my tattoo that I got.

That says fat. I don't like when it does this thing with the shoulders, the creases, and then you move your arms. That shirt fits you, though, drop. Yeah. Too much. It's too tight. It doesn't.

No, that shirt fits you. How did you hear us without the headphones on? Yeah, no, do you got speakers in your room? No, I just, I can hear. How'd are you okay? I'm having a crazy, like, acid reflux attack, yeah. You're girded up? Mm-hmm.

What did you eat? Oh, girl. I put a zit. I put in a zin. Hold on. I swallowed it. That'll get you. I swallowed it. I swallowed it.

Ah! Ah! Oh, ah! Hold, I got to grab a water. Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go. Damn. Oh my God. He really is Jock's twin.

Yeah. That's insane. He's brought your role. Oh, my God. The way that he just ran the exact same way that I do when I have a dog. Can you, do you feel like, are you jealous that Patrick's having a medical emergency? Can you want up him in terms of medical emergency?

First of all, jealous is not a word I apply to talking about this goon. Second, I don't get jealous of other people. medical atrocities because I have sympathy. What I walk into? We're just talking about the state of the world right now. Third, I don't think whatever illness Patrick has is compared to whatever Merce I had for months. Hold on. What did you just say?

Yeah. What did I just walk into? Whatever illness that I have, ADHD. Yeah. You're stigmatizing. You're stigmatizing him. You're stigmatizing a neurodivergent content creator? Oh, my wife.

Protect your makers. Protect your enemies. Patrick, I asked Shock if he was going to be, if he was jealous about the fact that you were having a medical episode. Because usually. I didn't even know you were having a medical episode. I had a bird flare up because I'm on Zen right now because I'm not drinking this month. Actually, we're two for me and Jock are the only ones who haven't had a medical episode yet because you almost passed out when we started. Whoa.

I did almost faint. Wow. Because I was, I'm on a treadmill right now, Patrick. Oh, yeah, that's right. And I was working out. I was like speedwalking for like two hours. And then I bent down to try to pick up my laptop charger. And the lube just squirted out like an oil.

Oh, period. No. I just touched the. Holding lube inside of my butt while speedwalking for two hours. I accidentally turned my chest and my butt. Bud vibrator up all the way. I know that you don't get on that treadmill with the intention of spraying your lubricant that was in your butt earlier that day.

Yeah. I just know that you had like, I'm not judging you. I'm not judging you at all. That's like, well, I want you to know right now what I'm doing is not judging you. I'll let you know your judgment means nothing to me. I don't care what you think. That's fine. That's fine too.

Thank you. Mm-hmm. Why would your, why would, why would anything matter from Pueblo Antenna? You don't know. Pueblo antenna is, where did this name come from? Pueblo antenna is Jock's alter ego that's much chiller, much more. I don't like, earth. So Pueblo is like when, like you come in and you're not like, like crazy high energy.

Is this how you, whatever, do you put that as your name to let everyone know, like, what kind of day you're having? No, Pueblo is. Is Pueblo antenna? Yeah, this is Playblow. Besides living in New Mexico, I enjoy science fiction, reading materials as well as visuals. He's like kind of a gay nerd. I also enjoy Rock and Roll. I really like the band.

What band? Queen. Period. That's such a Puebloo antenna-ass band. I like Puebloo antenna. I do, too. I've come out as a fan of Pueblo. Fueblo.

Fueblo and Tena likes the both of you and the other. Oh, thank you. Playblow. The other one. Period. Um, but yeah, everything's fine. A dermatologist. And yes, if you were wondering why I walked in with that fucking face on my face, yes, I was having a day.

I've had a day. Well, cheer up. What's going on? Let me tell you about the last thing that annoyed me. The last thing annoyed me is that my lift driver had a passenger in the front of front seat. Did you do a share? Can't you just not do a share? I don't, I didn't have time. It was just like his friend. It was his damn kid. It was a child who was in the back seat. It was at home alone. It was this woman's daughter and her hair was all the way behind.

So it was their kid. It was a kid. No, it was like a 16, 17 or like a teenager. That's a kid. That's a kid. Whatever. Either way, her hair is falling off of the back of the seat and rubbing all over my chest in my i'm like can you please get your daughter in mr bean's car her hair her hair was over the car seat and she's so long that she ended up sleeping like and and her braids are falling on to my lap in knees because of the way she how long is her hair her hair it's like a rope curled her hair was at like like half my height Rapunzel's car. So like a foot, two feet. Yeah. Also, the woman who was driving said, oh, it seems like you might be in the mood just to, uh, to, to be quiet. So I'm going to let

you be quiet. And, and so I said, oh, okay, I thought to myself, oh, thanks. And then two seconds later, she's like, so do you enjoy going to that dermatology clinic? I'm like, what was the point of saying you wanted to be silent? You just ruined my fucking day, bitch. Congratulations. I had a podcast later. And guess what? You're going on it. I'm going to talk.

You got you in my podcast and your dumb bitch, get your damn wife's hair off my left. Your fucking child bride's hair's going everywhere. I'm like, get your teenage child bride out the front seat. I can't have her slowing us down with her chunky weight. in Louisiana are insane. I have a theory of having your children

in the Uber club. I have a theory to run past you guys that a Uber driver ran past me when I was in New Orleans recently. He was a pastor and he was talking to me about his theory that surrounds people's ability or the supernatural happening wherein they speak in tongues.

But he was like, I've been studying this for 20 years and there's thousands of dead languages and people think when someone speaks in tongue, saying gibberish, but it's actually ancient languages. And I was like, that's insane. And I was like, what ancient language have you studied? And like, does it sound like that? And he was like, no, it doesn't sound like that.

But there's, I'm going to find the one. I just got, it's only a matter of time. I'm breaking. I'm going through Sanskrit. I'm going through all these other dead languages. I'm going to find one. Trust me. I'm going to find the one.

Then he fucking, the Holy Ghost. Holy Ghost hits him in the car. He starts speaking fluent Italian. He said screaming fluent Italian. Well, that was my question to him, because I was like, if people are just channeling various languages when they go into this supernatural state, why do they never speak like Spanish or Portuguese or Italian? And he was like, he was like, because the first...

Are you okay, Jock? Yeah. Okay. Because the first time people started speaking. tongues was in the ancient world the basically it's like a time stamped experience they could never speak any modern language yeah the tower of babel are you do you have a driver's power of babel yeah can i see the background check can i see the background check lift did on you please right so um really quickly i only speak in tongues not in spiritual moments but

in moments of extreme anger. So if you're hearing something that sounds spiritual out of me, it's most likely complete rage. Where I can't even... You remember Don Vito from Viva Labam?

Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was speaking, he was speaking Aramaic. I do, well, he's like, like, they're Italian. Like, I always forget that about them.

You're always forgetting he's a pedophile. Yeah, that's... Yeah, and a pedophile. Yeah, pedophile and Italian. Hey, hey. Not looking good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Wait, hold up a second. Hessa, you're Italian and also, aren't you a pedophile? No, I'm not a pedophile. That implies that you'd be okay with doing the podcast for like three or four years. Yeah. Hey, you're a pedophile. Oh, I'm not a pedophile. This morning, I was having a bad morning because I wake up, I wake up to a very, a very, more fuel to your bed.

Let me tell you. Right. And I'm not having everything else. I'm having a terrible day, y'all. I wake up to this morning. And I get, I hear this very soft, like a very respectful knock. And it's, it's Pueblo again. And Pueblo is saying, hey, I just want to let you.

of that last night I was reading on Twitter and they said that Hess has been looks maxing as well as pedophiling. And I just wanted you to know, I'm not sure. It's touch maxing on children. Yeah, I think the looks maxing, I wouldn't even mention it. No. Someone if I found out as a pedophile. Yeah, yeah, he's a pedophile. And he's been hitting a hammer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, speaking of dermatologists and bad mornings. I'm sorry I said that Hessa. you're not a pedophile. I want everyone here to know. I'm glad to hear. Right now. That's a huge relief for me.

I'm sorry and Hesse is not a pedophile. All right. Thanks, Jock. I want to know, Jock, if you can diagnose this. Trump has a new rash on his neck. Is this Mercer? Is this something you've had? Is this syphilis?

What do we think this thing? Okay. So let me check this out. First things first. Syphilis appears as a small round. single rash is the first symptom of having symptom is one singular

small I think it's like about this big have you had syphilis before no but I but I had a my old roommate got sicked right you do need to get checked shut up I don't need to get checked I get checked you should get check you should get check in time I get checked

how often are you supposed to get tested because I haven't for endless monthly monthly for monthly for syphilis yeah I'm fucked. Well, you have a, you have a girlfriend, though, Pat.

Yeah, but I could be getting it from the bus. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's true. I don't think that's, I don't know if you can. You don't know that. You're not a doctor. Anyway, apparently Syphilis comes up as a one single rash on your body small

and it doesn't feel that bad. So that's like scary that something so bad, like syphilis has like such an innocuous small detail. I was thinking of getting an inoculus rift. I know. Yeah. So. So.

Uh, Let me see the lips like this tranny. You've had many. You've had many types of rashes. Yes, and I'm trying to identify it. So, Syphilis is out. Is this just one of the, do you think Malania's hitting him? Right.

It's the senior abuse case. Yeah. Do you think this is like, oh, she pushed him down the stairs type beat? Right. She's hitting him where it's going to be hidden, you know. He takes his shirt. He takes his shirt off and he is purple and blue and black. You don't want to be hit by a Slovenian women.

Once they start hitting, they're not going to stop until you are nearly dead. If you take off his clothes, you would see that he has like a bone jutting out of his neck, like in death becomes her. He's undead. Can I be honest that the first thing that I think that it looks like is what cats get. Yeah. Yeah. Laser cats. Laser cats from.

Andy Sandberg was in the White House. and doing Lasercat. It's going to be the new digital short on SNL next week. This is actually an Easter egg. It's kind of really awesome. They're teasing it. It's an ARG. Laser cat's ARG.

Yeah, but the way that it's rashing out, it looks like cats get ringworm. Yeah. It doesn't get ringworm, too. It's not just a feline. Well, it's transferred from, you get it from cats. Humans mostly get it from cats or you could get it like me from mud How'd you get it from mud?

We had bad. It was very dirty We had a mud fight. Playboys got a like an adobe house where everything Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The summer camp I was in charge of that we were looking for a way to A sexy kid fell in a pile of mud Shut the fuck up for 10 seconds. You,

you, you, Chuck your little dirty old. I just say he's the hottest one here, y'all. I gotta save him, y'all. Oh my God. Ben, we get it.

Shut up. Let me just get to the fucking story. We get it. Don't ask me a question. In a full minute. That's why I like it. Sorry, I forgot.

Jock gets mad when people talk on the podcast. Chuck. Chuck. Yeah. The cat theory is interesting because I could never see Trump. even interacting with a pet. Right, no. Yeah.

Could you imagine? Hates animals. Yeah. I don't, he, I mean, I feel like he wouldn't even know. He would like pick it up by its tail or something because he doesn't know how to like that. Yeah. Sure.

Get out of here. Isn't it nice? No. This is where they like to be picked up. They like picking them up like this. Grab them by the pussy. There we go, Joe. Oh, period.

Oh, period. John, what do you, you, you, you, think this is ringworm. So getting back to my story is very trying to say is that we had we have to occupy some time at the summer camp that was second in charge of. And so I was like, oh, we can have a mud fight. The soccer fields are all muddy from the pouring rain last night. Then we don't have to pay. Then we don't have to pay for anything. We just get the hose out after. Who did you in charge of a summer camp? When was this? Yeah. Years. I was like 13, 14. And you were in charge of a summer camp when you were 13.

I was second in charge. The Flies camp. Literally. Yeah. What the fuck is going on in movies? They're literally, they're doing the movie Southern Comfort, but for kids.

My mistake, because the mud had ringworm and everyone got ringworm, and then one kid grabbed what he thought was mud. It was an ant pile. And then threw the amp pile at another kid. That ended so badly, obviously terrible.

Did they could die? No, but the next year we had to do a shaving cream fight instead. Oh, that sounds fun, actually. That sucks, dude. I'm so sorry. A shaving cream fight sounds fun as hell. I know. I used to love playing with shaving cream as a kid. Oh, my God.

It was so awesome. That's how they make slime now, you know that? Yeah. They make that the Instagram slime. It's shaving cream plus, I think, toothpaste. I don't remember. Oh. This is what my old views are into.

I wouldn't like an activator or something. There's something you have to buy online to add to it or something. And then there's also the stuff they put in the shaving cream that makes it crunchy. Yeah. And they put the boba beads in that. Oh, yeah. And I'm about that shit. Right.

You know, if you write letters in shaving cream and asphalt, it leaves a stain like a marty and graffiti. Yeah, you can graffiti with them. So you, Jock, your vote is this, this is ringworm. Okay, I'm going back in and looking further, and you can see that there's a main point where it looks like it's like it's the scab is breaking apart towards the middle where there's a larger circle and then we go into a smaller white circle. And then there's a bunch of broken skin all right next to that. So based on the size of Trump's ear is pretty big and the size of that big middle blister is quite large. we could be I would love to hear it

but we actually could be looking at what a Mercer scar could be you think you got Mercer from like gymnasium mats well there's one person I know who has Mercer okay cut it out you can get John Solis

he's had Mercer he's had mercy for he's permanent Mercer I don't I don't I had Mercer for active Mercer for 11 months that I was fighting on. I had to go to the hospital.

That almost got my cousin. It seems crazy. I had to go to the hospital like four times. I had to have my... It almost got Jacques, your cousin. Yeah. My cousin, yeah. Right.

Patrick, I had to get my face. My face had to get cut 11 times open. Oh my God. You never told me about this. I was, I didn't want anyone to know. Yeah, he was very, very brave about it. He didn't tell him. Shut up.

Don't be mean about it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jack. I'm sorry. Don't be mean. If you had to go through it, you would be in misery and chaos. That's true. That's true.

How did you get it? My old roommate had it and he relapsed on meth and admitted that he had, um, he looked at me and my girlfriend. I got some of him. I never had fucking sex with him. Ben, talks, talks truthfully. I had love and sex. Not fucking sex. What we did, what we did.

What we did. did could only be described as making love. I've never, never felt a connection like that. I've never had sex with and I would never have sex with Jeremy. Where's the paper? Is that your statement? A little bit of extra work.

It's because I have his name written down. You have his name written down on your bed just in case? What? No, I was doing something earlier. What was his name on it? Well, I was so going. Well, I was going through the letters in my mailbox that are not people who live here anymore because there was about 20 or 30 different people who lived here all the time. This is admitting to a felony.

You can't open. No. No. I don't open. I have to go. It's not open. I have to go back through all the mail and wrote no longer living here. You write in LA.

Oh, really? Wait. Show me that again? Yeah, let's see it. no longer around. Is that what NLA means? Yeah, what does NLA stand for?

No longer around? No. Is that a postage code? That sounds right to me. That sounds like a weird thing that Jock is like, no, it makes total sense.

I'm just like, what does that? I could see Jock being an amazing post office, like, worker. Like, I could see Jacques in the, like, the blue outfit

and like walking around with a big bag. I got there on the outfit. I can see doing a good job wearing the outfit. I don't know. I bought a postwoman. I bought a postwoman. It's comforting for you.

A Telfar in New Orleans because she was the only postwoman who was nice to me. Actually, there were other women there who were nice to me, but she was the nicest. And one woman particularly was a fucking bitch to me. At Telfar? Also, Jacques, though. At the post office.

So I bought the girl. It's kind of rude. to call a trans man a postwoman. Mm-hmm. Not the term. It is for me. I can't wait on this fucking chat today. Y'all are some Nazis.

I fucking hate you. Man, I would, I would do y'all. I think you're just in a bad mood. We're just, we're having fun. We're having a good time. It's called having a comedy podcast. I haven't seen all of you guys in a minute. I saw you.

I saw you this weekend, Pat. Oh, yes. That was my last hurrah before I stopped drinking for a month. That was good for you, Scott. I just said a month today, actually. I'm a nice. Congratulations. I'm a little bit of sick myself.

It actually, it's crazy how much you just feel, especially as you get older. If you don't drink for like two weeks, you feel amazing. Oh, I know. I'm like, what is it? Like five days in, I'm already. Yeah. It makes me, it makes me like caffeine. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Trust me, Pat was fucked up. Uh-huh. No, I'm kidding. He was fine. I was on the fucking, I, okay. You were showing people skating videos on TV. This is not my fault.

Michelle had a playlist that just said skate, right? Nine videos in the playlist. No, there was, okay, there was classics in there, but there wasn't like heavy hitters. Okay, no disrespect to Michelle. But I was like, you're missing this one. You're missing this one. Right. I put the whole thing on.

I think I had control of the Apple remote for two hours. and I'm on this podcast to apologize. Actually, this is my statement. I thought it was fun. I always love when you go into it about You do. You do. You do.

Five other people there did. Yeah. I just read the long negative Reddit post about it, but I didn't see the episode. But what? What? I'm scary.

No, yeah. Fury. It's scary. There's a man. Attention. There's a. man in bedstive forcing trans women to watch skate videos. Stay, my, my, my fellow dolls, my sisters,

stay away from the man that looks like Jacques Gonsolin. It is not him. It is an imposter named Patrick Dorian, and we must be careful of him. Patrick Dorian. Yeah, Patrick Dorian. No, it's Doran. It's Doran. You should know, it's Dufron to Gonsaline.

Right. It's the fucking cousin, though. Well, I never called him by his last name. I just called him Patrick Candyman. I never was... Candyman. Where the fuck did Candyman come from? Because you're sweet, like a sugar candy man.

All right, I'll accept it. All right. Candy man, I'm taken. So guys, any theories on Trump's rash before... I mean, I'm going to take this down, so we're not just talking for the entire opposite next to a picture of Trump's rash. Oh, yeah, I forgot about it. I forgot about it.

I mean, I think it's clearly he's just like rotting. He's dying. This is just like one of those weird rations. that like old people get. It's probably, honestly, if I had to be real, and I'm not trying to be like funny or judgmental. Final thing is that it's contact dermatitis reaction from the starch in his collars. Right.

Maybe it's a hickie. Maybe it's a hickie from Malo. Oh. From Laura Lumer. He's getting a little rough back there. A big, if he unhitted from Trump, gave him a hickey. Y'all, y'all, now we know. why Christine Nome got fired

because she gave Trump some bad neck. Oh. Yeah. She got fired? Hold on. Yeah. She got fired three hours ago.

She's got fired today. I am not sure what for. I think it's because she like, um, used a bunch of federal funds to make a commercial about a horror writing a horse. Okay. I could be totally.

Why is he still in there then? He's fucking flying to see his girl seeing it like, Ohio. Yeah, he said what's up to the U.S. hockey team? Yeah. Who's Cash Patel? Guess. Who do you think he is?

Her boyfriend? Whose boyfriend? The woman we were just talking about? You forgot her name? No, he is not Christine Noam's girlfriend. You can ask us questions about Cash Patel will help you. Yeah. You can ask each of us one question, and by the end of those questions, you have to guess who

Cash Patel is. And it's also throw something fun in, you have to guess his ethnicity as well. He's an actor? No. No. You are so bad at context clues. Why would we randomly? Think about the conversation we had.

Think about how Cash Patel is referenced. Literally context, they teach just in first grade. Okay, don't, don't demean my intelligence to first grader because I can't, I don't know who. We should play, Are you smart?

Pashy. Yes. Next episode, I'll find those. Oh, my God. Let me see if I can find me now. Jock, keep asking Hessa. Yes.

Ask me. question, Jacques. Is Cash Patel a woman? No. Is Cash Patel transgender? No. Is Cash Patel?

Also, that would be a really cool trans man name. Cash? Oh, yeah. One thousand. Cash would be awesome. Is cash... I actually did. I used to date someone.

Never mind. I'm not going to. I'm not going to get freak out if we have any asides at all. Although I would love to hear. You're who you used to date with the name Cash. How does that iconic. Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash.

Oh, I was waiting for Jack to continue. Cash Patel, is he in finance or is he a banker? No. No. Is he a rabbi? I would love to see that, but no. I would love to see that. Yeah.

No, Josh, one more cautious. See him brissing some more. A zoologist. You're so bad at this. Yes, actually, he is a zoologist. You guys didn't know? Ding, ding, ding, ding. He is the Trump zoologist.

You, yeah. The zoologist, general. I didn't know that he works. There should be a zoologist general. Why isn't there one? All those, aren't most of the zoos in this, or, no, most of the zoos in this country are private, right? Do we have public zoos? We have, yeah, we have public, like, private public funding, but yeah.

Why don't we have a zoologist general? Yeah. I'm sure the parks department may be covers that. Wait, the animals need their own general? Okay, I have some questions. I have some questions from, are you smarter than a fifth grader here? Yes. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

The female of what animal species is called an E-W-E. Do we all answer? I think I know what it is. Take your best shot. The ostrich. Wrong. Oh, that's what I was going to guess. Jock.

It's this Eager It's the A lamb Tall neck But not ostrich Egrit No

Fuck You think it An emu Ego Or Ego No No No

No Turn on the electricity I'm recording I have to call you back by Just don't pick up the phone That was Ego on the phone

No The answer Hessa You almost got it Is sheep True or The word monsters is the subject of the following sentence. The idea of monsters living under his bed kept Kyle awake at night.

True or false is monsters the subject of that sentence. Say it with a sentence one more time because... The idea of monsters living under his bed kept Kyle awake at night. This is like a Bertrand Russell ass. Like semiotics. Sounds like a run-on sentence, but I would have to... The idea? That's actually right.

I think that's right, right? Yeah, I think it's true. The idea of monsters is the subject. So it's true or false. Not what is the subject? Is monsters the subject true or false? False. Correct, Steve up.

What is the numeric value of the Roman numeral L? 50? Yes, Patrick. Ding, ding, ding, ding. So Patrick has one point. Yep. I have one point. I thought we were letting Doc answer them.

No, it's okay. Whatever you guys want to do, I'll throw up. Yeah, I didn't know what the context here was. I didn't know if we were all getting in on it. That is so mad with hosting game shows now. My favorite thing to do on hosting game shows. Byrne is the capital of what European country? Burn?

Switzerland. Burn. Yes, Hesse. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. True or false? is the only thing that can escape a black hole. True. False.

It can't escape. False. I said false. Shit. I said false. Well, Hesse said it first, Diva. No, you didn't. Husses said it first.

What man who would later be U.S. president represented the British soldiers who were on trial for the Boston massacre? John Adams. John Adams. John Redcorn. From King of the Hill? Yeah. King of the Hill. Peter Griffin.

Mark Twain is the pseudonym of what? Samuel Clemens. Wow. I said it in my own language. I can't even understand. You're speaking tongues. You're like, Skil of Abu Dijabman, John.

I'll have her speak. Hey, you know what? If I speak tongues, I'll have her speak in clits in two minutes. Can we have an episode that we talk in Simlish whole episode? It's kind of a bad idea. You have to learn, though. I feel like you're already there, Diva.

Pibo Cabo? Oh, I was on Rocky and Serbs' Twitch stream, Camono Friend Zone, and we were playing The Herbs Sims in the city, and they played the Will I Am is a character in it, and they play a simlish version of let's get it started, but the only English word they say is the R word, and everything else is in Simlish. I'm not kidding, it's so funny. Look that up. No way.

No way. I remember getting that as a kid and not being able to play it because it's supposed to, like, I think I bought it at Goodwill. And it's supposed to come with its own memory card because there was so much shit in that game. Like the same file was like too big. Yeah. So that was like a paperweight in my house for a little bit. That's a very funny game. Like Will I Am is in it, but he's like, all right, I'm just here to introduce the real guy that you're talking to.

His name is like Derek. And it's like, if you're going to get him, why not have him? him be this guy there's not even voice acting like yeah right okay let's keep going how many how many justices serve on the supreme court 12 no nine not i think ssa you're fucking s a 12 in a jury there hasn't been a single bravo question in all this well what is most populated state in the u.s china no fuck yes china yes is trying to California, New York. It is California.

Populated state, not city, Diva. What do you call a scientist that studies weather? Dermal. Meteorologists. Not a meteorologist. Fuck. I'm like genuinely like the amount of like dumb that I am. Like I've never really come to terms with it until just now.

I always thought that I was like, yeah, I'm like not like the smartest guy, but I can get by. And it's like, no. You are smart. No, because not in this way. I'm like a month. I'm a month off alcohol. Like if I was, if I was just five days off. Yeah, I'm draining.

I'm draining the pickle fluid out of my head right now. Literally. It's probably because you've never been around three people that are stupider than you. No, I have. I would make it seem smarter. I worked, I worked, I worked at a cracker barrel, bro. I went in a cracker barrel for one month. And I talk about that shit like it was Vietnam.

I bet. I didn't know they allowed gay people to do that. They had, we had like a gay bowtie guy as our like shift lead. There's always a gay. Oh my God. Like rosy-cheon-ass gay you've ever seen your life. Oh, yeah.

And they run that. Shiny skin. He was, his name was Paul. He was cool. he was like the only guy there that like talk to me everyone else was just because I was a dishwasher built like Francis from peevee that's crazy I know me and Patrick both having dishwasher past uh-huh dishwasher pass yes you both have dishwasher pass yeah that's a good that's like a sonic

youth album named dishwasher pass yeah yeah um how many nouns in the following sentence begin with P. Okay. Jeff and Polly played poker with a purple platypus. I refuse to... I'm not playing a counting game.

Fuck. It's not a counting. I refuse. I don't believe in counting. It's not a counting game. I counted. I did count. I counted than I included purple. That's a better answer than saying I refuse to count.

Yeah. circumstance that I'm going to be counting is if we're playing the Pokemon Stadium 2 mini game where you count the Pokemon. That's a good one. It's a good game. I forgot about that. I just modded my Wii.

And I have an N64 emulator on that shit. I've been I'll give you a list. I got this DS emulator. Oh, nice. I was playing I was playing Donna Sorrow, dude. Ooh. Because I was watching Nirvana the band The show and they play Don of Sorrow. I was like, let me

Oh, yeah, that's right. That's on the, that's like, what is that, episode two of the web series? I'm, we're watching it at the same time. They wake it back up, episode two of the normal show. Ah. Patrick, you need to go, you need to get your copy of Perfect Dark. I didn't get, Dork. I didn't get Perfect Dark, but I got Jet Force Gemini, if you remember that one.

Yeah, they're made by the same company, Rare. Yeah, I know Rare. It was Rare's first third-person shooter to ever be. produced. I got the second one. Jet Force Gemini. I had that shit as a kid. I did not understand how to play the game.

No, no, no. Jet Force Gemini was the first rareware produced third person shooter. Oh, I thought Perfect Dark. Oh, no, Perfect Dark is a first person shooter. Perfect Dark is the second first person shooter developed by Rare. The first one being Golden Eye, 64. And what's the third second person shooter that they developed?

I can't remember. I don't care. There's only two ones there. matter. This is my video game for life. Ciren. Siren is second person. The alien. Second person shooter.

Yeah. It's not a shooter, but it's a horror game and you, like when a ghost is approaching you, you can switch to their view. So you can tell where they are. It's very spooky and disorienting. Jock, I have one here for you. And for everyone, but this,

if you don't know this. I won't answer. If you don't know this, Chuck, you are going to be humiliated. True or false? Crawfish are fish. False. False. I just said false. False. I said false. Am I not connected? False. False. They are. They are crustaceans. Yeah, see, I knew that. I'm not, I'm not all that dumb. This is another one right up your alley. I've got nothing right so far. What is the two-letter abbreviation for the word doctor? The R. Oh, yeah. You got one bad.

You got one bad. Okay, if a fifth grader didn't know that, right? It's like, oh my God, they've been keeping this kid in the basement for years. 69. The troublesome kid. James Franco from freaks and geeks. Did you think I like not knowing what a doctor is? There's this one, you're a teacher in the.

classroom and there's just one really bad kid and he's Irish and they're like we just call him the troubles. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Good job. Okay. I like that was about the fastest my brain will work in the next 10 years. Good thing I'm. Shut off right now. You just shut off right now. The U.S. Naval Academy is located in what city? Inanapolis. I said it first. I said Indianapolis. You said Indianapolis. I said Indianapolis. I said Annapolis and you idiots tried to misunderstand me. It's one app. I said Ann Arbor, I guess, which is.

Coast. So you're completely stupid after I agree. I'm a fucking idiot. So I'm a fucking moron. Okay. Costa Rica borders two countries. Nicaragua is one of the countries. What is the other?

Panama. Panama, Pat. Wake it up, Diva. Damn. Patrick. I said the vibe I could have. Patrick. That's the most unfair question.

He's Panamanian Pat. I feel like it's like giving him. I don't want to just give him. I'm going to start doing it. You know what? I got to get one of them big white Panama Jack hats. I had to earn my medals. I love the Panama hats.

I really want one. But then I start looking too evil if I put on a Panama hat. I literally look like. You want a Panama hat and like a full white suit? Oh my God, dude. It's like on villain. It's really bad. I'm putting on my...

I'm putting on my... Yeah, what's your most evil outfit? Let's see it. Y'all, I got to put on my evil outfit. Bald cap, Dr. Evil, little, little stinks cat. He comes back in a full Dracula full makeup. Oh, I have mine here. I could pull that up. Here's his evil hat.

I have my... This is such a hilarious type of hat. What is that? Oh, my God. Is that Milwaukee Tools? This makes you look like you work at a... We got to do it. argument one time. You could not wear this type of hat. You look like you work at a GameStop jog.

Yeah. I'm just a European. When Thomas, Patrick, do you remember when Thomas came to New York and we went to noodle village? And he was wearing one of those hats and he was like 20. He just bought it. He looked like, he looked like a 29 year. He looked like 40 years old. Yeah. He was underage. So he was saying like, dressed like that hanging out outside of gas stations being like, You kids buy me some beer. Right, right. Those types of hats only look good on like Mexican. This one's good too.

It's just combat wounded. Oh, that's a good one. Cool band. Oh, it's a band? No, I mean, I just assumed I got it at the Goodwill. Yeah. I think it's a veteran hat. They don't give hats to veterans who get wounded.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, they get, he's got this like kind of. Shoot him out of a T-shirt candidate at the VA. Yeah. Well, the waiting line at the VA. Telling your buddy who just got his arm blown off and has a purple heart, like, it was an honor just to be nominated. But I'm glad you won.

Right. Okay. What is the tallest mammal on earth? The giraffe. Period. Thank you. Thank you for thinking I'm tall. Do you know what giraffe is?

Do you know where that name comes from for giraffe? Hmm. It's Arabic for the tallest of all. Oh, wow. Oh. Okay. Interesting. What is the process of a caterpillar turning into a butterfly called?

metamorphosis. Damn, I actually, I couldn't think of that. I was really hoping Jack was going to scream transitioning. I was going to say the title of Kafka's book. That would be. Okay. A fifth grader wouldn't know that too. Right.

A fifth grader would know Ovid, though. They would know Ovid. John, what would you say to a fifth grader if they'd be you at? We need a fifth grader on this. Literally, I would look them in the eyes and I would say, guess what you're gonna grow up in a world that has nothing where all of the materials and so resources are depleted and you're never gonna find true love and your parents probably don't fucking love you because they let you come here and you're not smart They're doing that. Their mom is right there.

They have headphones. Yeah. They're just sitting there like, Okay, wait. All the resources are going to be depleted by the time you're 30, bitch. You're going to be dead fighting for water. You're piece of shit. I'm going to kill you.

Pretend to be the scared kid. Okay, ready? You are going to grow up to be even stupider than your mommy and your daddy and your dumb little retard brother and sister, you idiot little bitch. It's a future jock talking to past jock right now. Hey, little kid. You remember everything comfortable that you know about life

that makes it easy and makes you not want to kill yourself? Jack, if you could speak to yourself as a child, right? Six-year-old little jockonsolin is in front of you. What would you say to him? Did you have a nickname as a kid, Jack? It takes one bullet to stop this all. Oh, my God. You would encourage your six-year-old self to shoot himself in the head.

I could have, I was only one year away for some terrible things happening. And if I could just cut that off, guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? My life has been great from one to six. and guess what six i just went to deston florida for the first time and i fucking loved it and we got waffles every morning and then just the visual of you just the visual of you sitting there saying that to a

child so yeah it only takes one bullet david jac one bullet just any child just saying that to any Doc, I have a question. You peaked. You're done. It's over for you now. Is the bad the only time you have... Let go of it all! Guess what? You started working the corner too late and now you're old and shriveled up and you have no money and nothing. You're shriveled up.

You should have been on the corner. You should have been on the corner earlier, you six year old boy. You gotta do it now. From shit's made it to the cover of a magazine that 10 years old. Why couldn't you have done it? Jock, you have one bullet in your gun. In front of you, in front of you is six-year-old Jock and six-year-old Adolf Hitler.

Who do you shoot? But they are getting along like crazy. They are amazing. They're like, they're like best friends. They're invented a new handshake and you're like, oh my God. They're speaking of secret language to each other already. And while this is happening, in your memory, you are getting like floods of like, oh my God, like, this is my first friend.

Yeah. Adolf Hitler. Because it is you as a child. Do you want to know what I honestly thought? I would love to know your honest thoughts, yeah. So I tell them, y'all sit down. I'm going to take a picture of both. You all sit very close next to each other. Put your heads together for this picture.

Put your heads next to each other. And I'm going to shoot myself first, so it's less painful for me. And then the bullet will pass through and get Hitler. So you'd already be killing. Well, what would happen is like you would shoot yourself. right and then you disappear and so with the bullet yeah exactly so with the bullet right what did you invent the time travel bitch it sounds like you want to the future rules right we got to get you to watch the movie primer yeah oh god i would really screw you up

really confuse you i don't know i i don't know i i don't know i a movie hasn't screwed me up since 13 going on 30 why did that why did that screw you up just is really sad she's talking about it like it's like Requiem for a Dream Is it like that movie Dance with the Devil by Immortal Technique? Jacques and I have talked on the podcast extensively about how much we hate Requiem for Reckon Dream sucks Worst movie ever.

It's literally it's the same It's literally like I brought up Immortal Technique Dance with the Devil because it's the same core of things. I'm going to be honest I've never shows you. Yes. Yes.

It's friend older brother movie. I've never seen it and it's literally because I can't stand looking at Jared Lettow's face. Me and he's been my absence day one. I hate his face. There's something about the way his face is proportioned that makes me disgusted. This face. He was okay.

He was okay. He was okay. When he was when I was 15. Oh, yeah. Of course he did. He was only okay in the my so-called life series when he was just a teen after. No, he's back then too, fucking for life.

Yeah. It's the same with Johnny Jeff. I killed baby Jared Lettow. Yeah. You're in the room with Hitler and baby Jared Letto. And you shot Jared Leto in the head in front of Hitler just to make him even more crazy. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you say, I'm Jewish. And you shoot baby Jared Letto in that. Because Hitler's looking at him like, what a beautiful Aryan boy. Oh, look at this little baby. He's going to do that when he's older. He's going to dress up like the Joker and do that when he's older. Do you want that to happen, Mr. Hitler? I'm looking at.

I'm looking at 60-year-old Jacques and I'm like, okay, so just so you know, every year you think it's going to be, it's going to get better. And it is absolutely only going to get worse. And then finally you'll be surprised at one point that it'll get better for about four months and then it'll go back to just being like a cycle of unbearable bullshit. But what's the four months? But. Jared Lettow's an ultimate downfall. Just like the beginning of like. Jacques is still waiting on those four months.

I plan on having an amazing four months. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to have an amazing four months in a few years. But I'm saving them. I'm banking. I'm banking. Like vacation days. Yeah.

John, I have one month here. That's good. One month in a couple of weeks or a couple months. It's good. Jock, I have a question for you. Sure thing.

Answer. What gas do humans need in order to live? Hydrogen. No. Oxygen. The oxygen, yes. There we go. Well, I got one of the things that make up water.

You got to give me credit, H2O, hydrogen. We'll give you a half point. You got a half point there. Who invented the light bulb? At Tom, or Tesla? It's disputed, yeah. It's disputed. It's disputed, really.

Yeah, by me. Fuck Thomas Edison. Yeah. Yo, fucking six-year-old Jacques Gonsolin invented the light bulb. But then someone killed him in a room. mysteriously killed. And a scary guy in a random ass hat came in and shot in his head. Yeah, yeah.

Another six-year-old appeared out of a portal. I'm sorry, I gotta do this. Six-year-old murdered by time-traveling bandit. Only words before murder said is tough luck, kid. Jock, what other children would you kill if you could? None. No, but like adults now that you're going back in time to kill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right, baby Ben, would you baby young Ben? No, it would never harm you. You wouldn't do anything to young Ben? What would you? Yeah, yeah, I was about to say. Baby, baby, you, the baby version of you never did anything to me. And then, like, okay, children I would kill. Children I would kill.

What if jock gets access to a time machine and someone's explaining the rules of the time machine? And suddenly, like, hundreds and hundreds of six-year-old jocks start storming into the room out of other times. Time portals like, I'm here, I gotta kill you. And the other one's like, I gotta kill you. Time starts flooding with infinite six-year-old jocks because they're unable to kill each other. Oh, bandaliers and like knives and shit. They're all like, like a Roblyfield character. Jack, the weirdly jacked.

I just want to. Yeah, cable jock. I'm just going to table this really quickly. I don't endorse suicide. Okay. Thank you for clarifying. But I do endorse time traveling self-murder. Thank you.

Thank you. Honestly, the people have been clamoring. Someone was about to kill themselves. And you know what? You saved a life today, Joe. Now they're going to invent the time machine. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I was about to end it all. But then Jacques on seeking arrangements. Yeah. Yeah. The only one allowed to do this. Yeah. If you ever convince someone not to commit suicide and think to yourself,

I don't know if that was the right thing. I've never had that. I've never had to do that. Have you had that, I'm just, I'm just free thinking right now. Jacques was on the hotline for a little bit. Jacques was one of the operator.

Yeah, he was like, do it, do it now, do it now, do it. I'm going to be, it doesn't get better.

I'm going to be like, I'm not saying this at, at, in any way, joking, being a thousand percent serious. I stopped calling the suicide. hotlines because they kept hanging up on me and it got so frustrating.

We talked about this. They blocked your number. Yeah. You got blocked by the logic number? I literally was calling and they're like, look, I don't think I can help you. I'm leaving by and then to hang up. That's crazy that they kept putting you on the same operator. Like don't they have multiple volunteers? Yeah. No, no, no. I'm saying multiple volunteers have hung up on you. Oh, just get your numbers in the system. Who are you assigned this job to. Volunteer. It's volunteer base. It's like firefighters. You volunteer for it.

Okay, one more question. Let's wrap up. Jock. Yes, sir. Solve the following equation. Three plus two divided by one. Three plus... What's three plus two?

What's three plus two? Okay. What's five divided by one? Five. Period. You actually did those in the wrong order, but go off. Is that true? Three plus two divided, well, it's still five, right? Yeah, it's two divided one.

Okay. Right, right. It still be five. Thank God, because I thought it was five, and then I heard Hessex say you did that in the wrong order, and I was like, Oh, you did. It's about propriety. It's about propriety. Pendous, ever heard of it?

There's a skate crew out of New Hampshire called Pemdus. Who was that really good skater that was your favorite? Louis Barletta. Louis Barletta. When I was a kid. Whooped in the bathroom and smeared his... No, no, I'm still trying to figure that out. We got to figure that out.

But the ultimate irony of all of that was that it was the chocolate team. The chocolate team. The chocolate skateboards team. One of them pooped in the bathroom. So who are the suspects? Who were the suspect? Okay, the suspect was... It was a guy with brown hair, right?

Brown hair, brown eyes. Yeah, for context here, a restaurant you used to work at, um, uh, guy ran out of the bathroom and then someone went in there and there was poop all over the walls Patrick seems to think it's a guy who skated with the what we call skateboard because there was a team having a party yeah there's a company goal you told me it was the chocolate team it was the chocolate team yeah yeah and i'm trying to think of like who was like you know like who on that team is like a party boy like i'm trying to think of like the younger guys i'm not i'm not trying to like say that it was

them. I know that this was I think I sent you a picture of one guy and then I heard a second story about a guy partying somewhere like falling asleep at a restaurant or something and his initials are and I'm going to say that

because I think he's a friend of a friend. Patrick I thought you're a skateboard hero would have been Chad Muska. Oh dude the muska is awesome. Chad must be gross last name gross last name. You know he was you know a guy loves another guy when they refer to him by his last name. Dude, the muska, the muska was like, the last name.

That was like, when I was a kid, that's like what you would call him. Actually, I chose when I played Tony Hawks. Because he was always like, like, he had the boombox in his, like, all of his, like, character, like, idol animations was him listening to a boombox. He had a group called Muska Beats. And it was like beats that he would make while he was on skate tour. and then he got like uh bismarkey to wrap on the album oh i love bismarkey it was sick amazing he was also if you look up i think he was dating paris hilton for a little bit there's like photos of him like

fucked up at the club with her that makes when you said dating dating paris hilton i pictured a dayton ohio version of paris hilton he was dating parisilton honestly yeah yeah yeah it might be from ohio it's he did data yes around 2004 and i'm looking at the pictures and i'm like god the best of both worlds. Oh my god, he is from Ohio. Well, damn, yeah. We're go to crazy. Wait, wait, we have a mind meld right now.

I know, it's insane. Let's go on Kalshi. Yeah, let's bet on some shit. Yeah, let's bet on the war. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aren't they trying to do that now with Kalshi? They are like, yeah, that's political. Oh, my God.

It's just like, it's like how a moral and sinister can this country. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, there is no bottom to it. There's really no bottom to it. Like Red Robin fries. Literally, bottomless. Bottomless. I don't know. I've seen a few bottoms here and there.

Oh. At Red Robin? You've been cut off from fries at Red Robin. Yes. I have to burn. I have to get off. Okay. And goodbye.

And I've been cut off from all of gardens, breadsticks. And I hope you have a wonderful day. Everyone out there have a wonderful day. Go listen to podcast. Thank you. Pat, it was so good to see you. Sorry. So I love coming on this show so much.

I love you guys. We love when you come on as well. I love you. Hopefully you're all in New York soon. I have not seen you. I'll be there. I'll be there for the summer. I'm going to be subletting for the summer.

Also, I'll be in LA. All of April, if any seekers in LA want to send recommendations, my first time in LA. So. You know where you should go? Hmm. The Hollywood sign. Diva, I probably will.

I literally, I'm like, I'm not against doing, like, corny tourist stuff. Oh, yeah. I think it's fun. You should go to the stairs that they push Alexander Scarsguard down in pretty little, or big little lies. You know, that's in Monterey. No, it's not in Monterey. It's in Monterey, California, or? In Monterey, but it may have been shot in L.A.

It's filmed at the park in front of Griffith Observatory. Monterrey. Griffith Park. Okay, I'll go to Griffith Park. And with that, everyone, thank you for watching. Pat's going to have another Geert attack. Oh, yeah.

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