Seeking Derangements - Bonus: SD Medicine Show Vol. 2

Episode Date: September 5, 2020

Jacques was gracious enough to record with me before my camping trip in the wilderness, just a little bit of talking before diving into his latest mix. We're dropping it as a freebie for our devoted fans and followers tonight. Have a nice weekend, everyone! intro... Willie West & The Meters - Fairchild (1970) outro... The Duncan Bros. - Dreams (197?)

I Can Tell It I can smell it all in the air That same old groovy feeling, it just ain't there But I'ma go through your life with a fine-tooth comb To see what's going on I ain't giving up without a fight I deserve a fair try But deep down in your heart, honey I know you're a fair child. But tell me this.

Could anyone else be loving you better than I? Could anyone else be loving you better than I? I know, darling, where I please you. I've been your main squeeze. It's mighty hard to convince myself that all that's gone in a blink. Basically, I have been jumping into the central position

of being head of leisure in this little club. Head of leisure. I smoked maybe almost a gram of wax today on the river. Holy shit. Just vibing. Vibing it out.

Killing brain cells. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it does that. I like to believe that it creates it. Yeah. Yeah, no. It makes the connections, I guess. It makes the synapses. Yeah, yeah.

I'm like the fucking internet in my head today. I took a fucking interval like two hours ago. the synopsis yeah yeah i'm i'm like the fucking internet in my head today i feel you i took i took a fucking pull like two hours ago uh i was waiting for you to come on and you're still vibing hard i'm still fucking vibing hard off that i max is like turtled stuck yeah yeah it's been a while since i since i did indica this is a classic case of tortoise in the hair Max being the tortoise Jacques being hair Me

Me Jacques The chest hair Good lord Yeah no I mean I'm I'm chilling It feels a lot better I mean a lot more airy in here without someone. Aren't we missing someone, Jacques?

I think that the person we were missing is like, I want to say his name was Abalone. Or them. Excuse me. Excuse me. Them. It's just like, oh, I have a gripe. I have a, I'm going to need people.

Oh, I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I'm going to need people... Oh, I want to hear it. I want to hear it. I'm going to need people to name themselves things that are... Is in any way like... I don't know how to put this. Let me see. If you name yourself Scooter Xylophone Academy Skateboard... Like, if you're calling yourself skateboard and you're

insisting that your real name is skateboard or um even like the worst name i've heard recently was jazz j-a-r-o-c-z and i was like oh is jazz short for Jasmine? And they were like, no, my name is Jazz. Actually, that's not so bad. That's actually pretty charming. But yeah, like if you name your kid Candle, you should be like checked. Basil. Not even Basil. Just Basil.

Basil, oregano, patchouli. Come down the stairs immediately. Oregano, patchouli, come down the stairs immediately. So I'm really tapping into the pleasure center with a combination of things tonight. I've had, including this little bite right here, an entire package of dark chocolate at 90% cocoa. I've had five gelatas on the river. I had three beers. I had my last gulp of weed ever clear. Thank God for that.

Thank God. And then I had eight whole fried chicken breast on the way, on the river. Okay, that's actually a pretty marked departure from what I have, you know, up ahead of me in the next couple of days. I'm going camping up to the lost coast of Northern California. No, you said North Redwoods. Yeah. Well, that whole area is like a 50 square mile region that's really pretty,

but really fucking far away from everything. So we're just being camphored. To be going on this time? Who are these people you're going with? I didn't even know you had friends outside of us i'm no i'm going with a friend from high school who just came back to sacramento and uh you know uh before i leave for spain and they're saying goodbye sounds like you're graduated from huh it just sounds like you're throwing a friendship bone. Am I throwing a friendship bone? What do you mean?

I mean, it's just like, I don't know. I mean, were you like close with this person in high school? Or is it just like, oh, this person's got no one to hang out with. Basically, yeah. I mean, he's been quarantining for the past few months, as have I. Fuck, I mean, I'm going crazy in here. I'm only taking day trips out I need to like go someplace like sleep

sleep in a bed that's not not even fucking sleep in a bed man I'm sleeping on a bed roll I'm begging you to come here you got plenty of you know I got a whole mattress you got you got several air mattresses.

I have now six. Six? Six separate air mattresses. I'm collecting them. Oh, my God. I want to make a full-on, like, five, six mattress float. Just a sovereign land. You should get...

Free of rules. You should get, Free of rules. You should get bed covers for them and use them as sails. That'll probably... You said it was real windy. You could probably use that to your advantage. This is the issue today. The wind was pushing against me on the river.

You start in Missoula and you go out to the wilderness. It's great. It was beautiful. I saw little fauna and flora all about, scampering around me, little deers. I was mesmerized watching baby deers turning down. You're turning into such a beautiful little flower child in Missoula, Jack. It really is beautiful to see.

I don't want anyone to forget that i'm just as cold-hearted and made of steel um as i was before nature hasn't softened me i don't trust the ducks my roommates have three ducks and they just are untrustworthy are they still raising hell in the backyard i mean they're not raising hell they're just shitting everywhere but i i'm convinced that there's something else going on with those ducks yeah uh you do forget the bridge shit quite a lot well it's not even the shit it goes deeper than that so it's actually way more intelligent than that i'm going to use the word spy now i'm going to drop that right there intelligent than that i'm going to use the word spy now i'm going to drop that right there espionage uh-huh when people are hiring animals to record your data to steal your fame now i'm just coming up in celebrity status but these ducks have been sent here to take me down before I get too big.

Wow. I mean, it is unfortunate that you've been stabbed in the back by someone you love and someone you trust in that way. Shock. I'm really, truly sorry about that. Well, it's,

it's, it's all fine now since I have a new policy. It's no love, no love, 2020, no love, 2021. Uh huh. I'm dropping love. I'm dropping 2021. I'm dropping love.

I'm dropping love. I'm dropping love. And I'm getting more money. I'm replacing love with money. John 316. Replace love with money. Okay. Well, so let's talk about the elephant in the room.

Oh, no. Or rather, the elephant that's out of the room. Oh, Ben's demise. Yeah, Ben, did you read the story? It's in the LA Times, I think. We're going to put the link in the description. But last night, there was like a big fundraising event at Buck's house. And someone matching Ben's description

was found dead there. Are you having a... Oh, never mind. I thought you were having a nosebleed or something. I'm just casually blowing my nose mid-recording. As you do. As I do. Who's Ed Buck?

Ed Buck is this guy who like murders black trans people. People talk about like black trans lives mattering and don't say shit about like one of the major donors to Democrats. Yeah, like a guy who donates and has donated like millions of dollars to the Democratic Party. Like he's a guy that in Southern California makes or breaks local races. Oh, the Democrats want to kill minorities out with their money. I'm very surprised. I mean, they just turn a blind eye to this guy who literally does party and play death dungeons in his house.

Scary. party and play like death dungeons in his house and uh you know once once in a couple of months uh you know there will be a uh you know one of his black patrons won't make it back home or one of his patrons will uh disappear i mean what's the body count with him now i i'm i'm curious last i counted it was like three or four but like a lot of people have disappeared around him in like super creepy like coincidental and like you can't really pin it on him uh but like people who are down and out and don't have another thing to or anyone anywhere else to turn jesus yeah damn this sounds this sounds like a podcast on the left mystery to touch. I mean, it's not really a fucking mystery. People die at these parties all the time.

And nobody does anything about it. What's the issue here? No, I mean, what's the issue here? Is it too much meth or is it too much cock? I mean, it's like Andrew. Remember when Andrew Gillum got a got found out he got thrown out of the closet and he pretended it was you know no it's just a low point in

my life to answer it simply no because I don't know no Jack doodly-doo-doo I do keep forgetting that you are inept you don't know who Andrew yeah don't know who Andrew Gillum is don't know who andrew yeah don't know who andrew gillum is don't know anything about politics um or not not anything but i'm i'm trying to learn i'm trying to learn something the only the only thing about this shit is so stupid because it's andrew gillum somebody that barely anybody knows at tata flor. He was a Democratic candidate for governor there.

And then Rob DeSantis won after a bunch of really racist campaigning and shit. But he won. He got more than 50% or whatever. And anyway, the point is, he's such a minor character. He was the mayor of Tallahassee. Like, who the fuck? Fucking losers. Yeah.

Like, I don't expect, like, here's an analogy. We had a mayor for a long time, Kevin Johnson, who was, like, part of the, I think he was a Laker for a long time, too. Like, people may know him from that. Oh, old KJ. Old KJ, yeah. And nobody fucking knows who he is like aside from unless you read the sacramento b or like care about sacramento politics or cared about like the mid-aughts lakers now see i i neither care about politics or sports yeah i might be athletic no see i this is all this is washing right over me this is this is

information um this is basically information that you know ambient information what i like to say an hour after i've taken an ambient all information that i receive is it just goes nowhere in one ear and out the other or does it not even register It just slips right out It just goes in and goes out Damn Get a wet ass It's like a cold breeze It's like a cold breeze passing through my skull

Wet ass brain Oh god I mean it's been such a Fucking weird week last week Everything's depressing I mean my life is fine i i every time i look at the news or like everything going on i'm just like how much worse can it get what is like the worst way this situation can go and then i should basically just expect the worst

to happen um my hometown is blowing up right now with the black lives matter movement because of the the murder of treyford pellerin that was in my hometown so so tell me about tell me about taylor you want to share the story or it's just like this is this is what's going on. So Lafayette is rigidly conservative, and the mayor has proven thoroughly to be racist in several different ways. But most recently, Josh Guillory happens to say, these two rec centers in the north side of town, which is the predominantly black side of lafayette um needs to be shut down they're draining the most money for the city they bring in the least

amount of people and you know it's just he just said all these horrible remarks about them just right you know as racist as you could imagine And then the news did a little research, and it turns out these rec centers cost the least and provide the most to the community. Damn, it's almost like some people just don't want to do their fucking job. No, no, literally. People will do anything to work the least amount they have to. This is in any profession yes which is fine because labor is being exploited anyway and it's not fair but you know you go you go somewhere and

like no one people are just like dropping objects on the floor like it doesn't matter and they're like yeah i mean i I understand. People just... You're sick. We're all just rats in a cage. We're all just fucking... We're in this sick, sad world of ours. Sickest, saddest... Trapped on here.

Disgusting world. There's no fucking hope. Dude, we're fucking destined. We're doomed to be on here forever we live in hell I'd actually say that I am the most hopeful person in the podcast oh for sure

I'm I strike a happy medium Ben Ben loves shitting on everything so he's and look at look at this we've had a really positive podcast we've had such a nice podcast there's been zero uh calling your names there's been love and respect zero beautiful flowers zero cancer cancel culture moments um ben hasn't texted me mid-recording to tell me

to look less ugly and skinny up, you fat, ugly whore. He does that in the chat sometimes. It's really funny. It's so funny. Little does he know, I'm plotting his downfall episode by episode. Yeah, we're just here to step him in the back, actually. I wish he would come down to Missoula, but I guess he's too busy bottoming in Bushwick

every night. Drinking. He's drinking gin martinis off of his balcony spitting onto the poor. He's loving that New York mindset. You know just the rat race.

The song New York State of Mind is really just about shitting on rich people shitting on the lower class. Specifically Cajuns. It has to be Cajuns. The Cajuns? They say no, no.

You like my hundred different backgrounds? The Zoom? Yeah. Nobody can see that, but yeah. It's really funny. This is a dish pit that was overflowing when my job was a dishwasher. That's what my background is currently. If you can't see it, obviously you can't.

Unless there's some really dark data theft going on now. Some of the videos are vertical, but Zoom doesn't know how to show vertical videos, so it just shows them sideways. You just got to crick your neck to look at it. Stupid. And they're all just shaking, every single video. Yeah. Well, it's all just like live pictures.

So for the audience, I'm trying to paint a picture here. It's an overflowing sink. There's soap suds everywhere. But it's a two-second long clip that just keeps repeating and repeating because it's like a live picture from your camera. Exactly. It's beautiful, though, Jacques. Thank you. You're welcome.

It's a little bit of my world for you yeah well this is kind of running uh yeah this is not to be put uh not to be an asshole but this is kind of running out of steam jacques you said you you wanted to show me some music you want to go ahead and do that that sounds like fun let's lay these tracks down let's let's shut the fuck up let's fuck any let's never This girl I know needs some shelter But she don't think anyone can help her She's doing so much harm And doing so much damage But you don't want to get involved

You tell her she can't manage Now you can't change the way she feels But you could put your arms around her I know you wanna love yourself But could you forgive yourself If you left her Just the way you found her I'll stand in front of you

I'll take the force of the bow, protection I've rolled up my anger, but you know you can't lean on me And I don't have no fear, I'll take on any man here Who says that's not the way it should be I'll stand in front of you And take the force of the blow Protection I'll stand in front of you And take the force of the blow Protection Take the force of the blow Protection

She's a girl and you're a boy Sometimes you look so small You look so small You got a baby of your own When your baby's gone She'll be the one To catch you when you move forward Stand in front of you

Take the force of the blow Protection Stand in front of you Take the force of the blow It's action You're a good-natured boy You're a good-natured boy Yeah You're a good enough boy

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出会いさえもときめき連れて飾り立てるよ I love you. 言葉も叶えられる夜がきらめいて 片手に持つグラスに透けて見える 幸は浮かぶ 明かりさえも恋を叶えて Even the light that rises deep inside me feels like it's making me fall in love Oh, I love you now, I can't be alone in this tiny sky Thank you. Ahhhhhhh The End © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Will she come? Do you think she'll come? Of course she will. You know she will.

But when? When? Very soon. It's just a matter of time. Of waiting for a while. All we have to do is buy that. I love you and bug. Woah, Kenny!

I'm the bitch with the long hair and the top off. Talk tough like a bottle pop, you switch the top off. Had to hit the turn quick just to get the nurse off. I'm the real deal, shawty, you just a knock off. Shake it, there's no Coca-Cola, I'm the one that pop off. Hit me on my Motorola, ask me me some narcos. I've been working everyday, no I ain't never call off Talking shit on Instagram, that piss don't make you log off

It's upsetting that these bitches think they better than me I get the bar too high and it's hard to beat Witchy shades hit dark so it's hard to see The easy part is getting money but it's hard to keep I know you're seeing that I'm busy so don't bother me Like I pass every tattoo and it's hard as me You a stunt double shorty You won't wanna be see me on the scene. You know that I charge the feet What, what, what, what, what, bitches on my dick, so What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what

It don't matter cause I'm steady countin' You can't even handle a bitch like me Make my own money and I buy my own weed Touch my wrist and your hand gon' freeze Beggin' for the kitty on his hands and knees Who you frontin' on? Come on, girl, I know you a rookie You got some followers, so what? Do you want you a cookie? I got promoters on my show so they can say that they booked me.

When I walk up in the mall, they be turning in bookies. Be turning in bookies. Be turning in bookies. Be turning in bookies. Thank you. Help me! so Nyaaah! Nyaaah! Nyaaah! Nyaaah! Nyaaah!

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I just wanna feel true I just wanna feel true I just wanna feel true I just wanna feel true I just wanna feel true I just wanna be with you, with you, with you Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go ahead and get my Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm not a fool, I'm not a fool Thank you. Nothing has changed The world has changed You know I'm here I'm here with you every day Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

It's over, everything The bad things that brought us here You've walked on with all your heart Even though you know that you still have someone I'm not sure if I can tell you who you are. I'm not sure if I can tell you who you are. I'm not sure if I can tell you who you are. I'm not sure if I can tell you who you are. I'm not sure if I can tell you who you are. I love you. I don't know what to do. Just let the wind blow you away And you have to come back to me

It's all over I love you. I'm sorry. It's over, everything The bad things that brought us here You've been walking on with your heart Now I know that you still have someone I still can't give up Every step that I take I know that're still there By my side, by my feet Thank you. I'm sorry. THE END Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry. What's your name? What's your name?

What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? I feel I feel To be real I'm sorry. Thank you. To be real What's happening? What's the feeling? What's the doubt? To be real Thanks for watching! Thank you. To be real, to be real, to be real To be real

To be real To be real Thank you. I'm on fire inside You and me, listen for me, I'm on fire inside One day, I forgot my return from don't want me to I'll spend the night down in the woods with you I love you I need you I want to wake up and meet you

Every morning sun, every morning sun Every day, every night You know the hour Every day to get there Before you come on every day Before you come on every day You can call it off Every day to get there That's what we have to be You can call it off Whatever you want We are here

We are here We are here We are here Thank you. Stop the car, hey mama, stop the car I feel too bad for you and my son, baby I saw a yellow heart You saw a heart for me and I'm all I'm the mother of this and this mother Thank you. Thank you. Hey, welcome to Siam Hey, welcome to Siam Thank you. ¶¶ Thank you. Thank you. © BF-WATCH TV 2021 Thank you. Thank you. Heartbreakers Give it to me Until you don't

Give a hand A heartbreaker I'll never take your answers for sure Heartbreakers I don't give a damn Until you don't give a hand Oh, a heartbreaker I never take your answers for sure

Heartbreakers I never take the answers for sure Oh, no I don't give a damn Until you don't give a hand Oh, a heartbreaker, I never take your answer special I don't Give it them until you don't give a hand Oh, a heartbreaker,. I never take their answers for sure. Oh, a heartbreakers. Tu mi tocchi con il tuo furale Questa è la rinuncia della tua vergogna E io lo farei l'amore con questa canzone I don't give a damn

Until you don't give a hint Oh, a heartbreaker And never take your extra shot I don't want to be dim Until you don't give a hint Oh, a heartbreaker And never take in, and so I don't Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't Don't, don't

Don't, don't Heartbreakers Don't, don't Are you really jerking off alone? I'm out of bonds, I'm out of bonds Pay me all your bonds, pay me all your fash, buy me all your fash Pay me all your bans, pay me all your bans Give me all your cash, give me all your cash Buy me all your fash, buy me all your fash Mess it where you go, mess it where you go All the time and now, all the time and now All the time to go, hide somewhere to soar I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I'm a young man, I said it's all a joke I know this body's young, I know this town is strong I can't believe it's young, I can't believe it's strong

Been here right away, I know it's all now I'm crying all you know, I'm coming right now I'm spreading so hot, I'm spreading so hot I'm like a water bottle, I'm like a water bottle Like it's so hot, I'm like it's so hot I'm biting spicy right, I'm like a water bottle, I'm like a soda water I'm like a soda water, I'm like a spicy water I got it right now, I'm spreading soda water I'm spreading soda water, I'm like a water bottle I'm like a water bottle

I'm going to go, hide somewhere to soar Do you have a crush on me or something? Do you just wanna fuck me? Um Boy, not me Don't you know you're a fool Such a fool To think she could love you, yeah, the way I do. You left for somebody else, but oh, I know, I know that you still love me so

I told her to leave you alone So many times I did I said that you wouldn't go far Now you're back into my happy home So young man Don't you know you're back into my happy home. So young man, don't you know you're a fool? Such a fool to think she could love you the way I do. I warned you a long time ago That you didn't mean you no good I said that you wouldn't go far

Now you're back into my neighborhood So young man Won't you please stay home Stay home Young man, young man You belong I warned you a long time ago That you didn't, I mean you're no good

I said that you wouldn't go far Now you're back at my hands So young man Oh why don't you grow up A young man I'm taking you on a road Young man Young man

I'm going to show you how to love That you never loved before I'm going to show you how to get That you never wanted to get I'm going to show you how to love that you never loved before. I'm going to show you how to kiss that you never wanted to kiss. I'm going to show you. Oh, I'll show you. I'll show you. Young man, I'll show you. Oh, young man, young man.

Wow, what a whimsical journey we just all went on together. Yeah, it's obvious that we haven't uh pre-recorded this at all uh before we have never pre-recorded anything and that's absolutely not that's what sets us apart from the losers the fakes we we don't plan anything at all it's it's all hot and off the cuff right actually it's not a really great thing when you're having a podcast hey you, you know what? I think that's why they like us. All right.

Well, I hope you all like that. Let's go with some outro music. Jacques, anything to plug for the boys? Okay. Now, Mario Party 2. That's my Venmo. Don't wear it out. Literally, don't wear it out.

I don't have anything else to plug except I'm going to put up pictures of my camping trip up on Twitter. So, yeah, look there. I am going to plug a link for this. This is just a little quick detail. I want you guys to look at my friend's lamps. My friend has been making these lamps, and I want i just want to show them to y'all okay well there's a link in the bio okay well that sounds cool uh have a good weekend or fuck have a good week y'all uh over and out Thank you. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Thank you.