Seeking Derangements - *PREMIUM EPISODE* SD 180 - 792 Dead Monkeys, 491 Dead Sheep, 238 Dead Pigs, and 1 Dead Jacques

Episode Date: December 16, 2022

Subscribe to our Patreon for 1 (and often-times 2) bonus episodes a week. Welcome back everyone. Today we tell Jacques we are nominating him to be the first nerualink human test subject, crunch some of grindr's global data, and talk about the Timothee Chalamamatete cannibal movie.

wait okay so did you see that i saw this video recently of literally a pit bull attacking a tesla and the pit bull just yes oh my god this video of a woman in the front seat of her car and she's like y'all the people's destroying my tesla and it like jumps up to a window she just half rolled down and just rips the lining between the door and the car out it rips off like a bumper it's so cool it's like and the god that woman's replies must have been how because you got on one hand the people like okay maybe it's because teslas are built with actually like very lightweight materials and that's kind of the areas where they're supposed to buckle if there's ever an accident to kind of redirect force but go off and then you have the pitbull people in the replies like pitbulls are normally very gentle creatures i don't know what you did to piss this one off yeah yeah i mean i'm on the

pitbull women's side i'm i'm a pitbull apologist for sure you are i'm not yeah Yeah, I love pit bulls. Put them down. Oh my. Okay, I am seeing now this video of the pit bull attacking the... It's so funny. That dog looks horrifying. Why don't you just drive away? Why are you letting the dog bite your car and ruin your car? She was doing it for the clout.

She was doing it for clout. Well, I would also be afraid to hit the dog, unlike some people. Stop. That dog is fine. I care about dogs. If a dog is attacking me, it's all hands on deck. That dog hit my golf cart, for the record.

That's a video of the dog in your golf cart. Wait. My golf cart won't stop hitting this dog tesla if you're in a wait i just called pov what happens when your golf cart goes haywire you called me tesla tesla if you're driving your tesla and an animal starts attacking it could you

you wouldn't hit it