Seeking Derangements - *Preview* BONUS: The Great Uncle Detective-Off (feat. A Closer Look)

Episode Date: July 6, 2025

Hesse is joined by the boys from A Closer Look podcast (Nate Fisher and Will Sennet) to celebrate the end of pride month, discuss the Diddy verdict, and share cool but believable stories about times we’ve met Michael Madsen. Then, Uncle Columbo drops by to face Nate’s Uncle Jasmine and Will’s Uncle Will in a Detective-off. Listen Will & Nate's podcast A Closer Look

You don't need me. It's not a mistake. Hello everyone. Welcome to Seeking Derangements. And as you know, Pride Month is over. So I decided to get the two least gay people I know on the podcast to celebrate. It's not a tie though, Will's ahead of me. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

I see a guy's penis, I just start screaming. I start screaming and hitting my head, like bleed. It's Nate and Will from A Closer Look podcast, Nate Fisher and Will Sennett, welcome to The Seeking Derangements, The Terror Dome. How are you both today? Thank you. I am, as usual, whenever I begin this podcast,

I start off scared that you guys are gonna be mean to me. No, I mean. Yeah, I'm, I'm. Luckily, luckily Jacques is here. Mostly I'm scared of Jacques. I'm fully expecting them to show up I'm fully expecting like all Everyone to be like psych we are here and you're getting quizzed on something and if you don't if you get the questions wrong We're gonna make love to you

Yeah, yeah. Well when when Jacques is mean to you, it's it's kind of like, you know It's like playing a chess AI on easy. And it's like chess AI making a move against you. It's like... The chess AI makes a move and just goes, king me. Yes, exactly. Checkmate, y'all. Well, we have some stuff to talk about today.

There's some stuff in the news I wanted to just touch on. Diddy's innocent. I know you were really bummed about that, Nate. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you texted me. Or no, you were happy about it. Fuck, I already fucked up. No, it's okay, it's fine, it's fine.

We can pretend, it's only the second minute. It's only the time in the episode when when people have to really get a sense of whether this is worth their listen or not You got a really land them. This is the first impression But that's not that's not the important part of the episode. The important part is like minute 52. Yeah Yes. No, I mean I was I was delighted I Just remember listening to so much Yeah, of course. Yes. No, I mean, I was delighted. I just remember listening to so much Puffy with my Abuelita growing up. And to be fully real, I have not followed a single second

One iota of the diddy story. I just haven't I just assumed I would at one point osmosis in Knowing everything about it and that never happened. So I have literally no idea What any of this is about what the criminal charges are? What's a sports ball about one of the most famous trials of our lifetime? I was hoping this could be a fun opportunity for you guys to explain it to me. Okay. Well, I also don't know anything about it. I wasn't really following it except for some TikToks I saw.

And I don't know if they were real or not because one of them said that Prince's ghost testified at his trial. Not like a real ghost, but like Prince left a tape and he was like, if Diddy, that said like, if Diddy ever goes on trial, play this tape at the trial. Whoa. And I don't think that, I doubt that really happened. I think I would have heard about it anywhere else, but like a random TikTok. There was a moment in the Diddy trial where Prince's ghost appeared,

but only like four teenage girls could see it and they were all pointing to different parts of the ceiling going, there it is, it's there now. And those girls are all now dedicated Jehovah's Witnesses going door to door. They've seen the light of God. That's right. That's right Jehovah's Witnesses they make the Prince sign instead of the sign of the cross and it's father son Prince Holy Spirit. Amen They make the squiggle like 15 different directions when he was like when he had that weird sigil his name

Yeah, yeah, whatever exactly when he had that weird sigil as his name. Yeah, yeah. Or whatever. Exactly. Dude, what if you went back in time to like early, like Jesus and his disciples, and instead of doing the sign of the cross to each other, they were throwing up the Crips sign,

and you're like, what the fuck?