Seeking Derangements - *Preview* SD 423 - Con-Dragulations

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Time's picks for Best Podcasts of the Decade, learn how to sm*ke c*ack from Hunter Biden, unpack Candace's transvestigaiton of Bridgette Macron, and finally say goodbye to George Santos :(

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the best podcast of I believe it was the decade, as compiled by Time Magazine. Yeah, fuck you Sam Anderson, fuck you. Fuck you Sam Anderson. We're also gonna be watching the video where Hunter Biden talks about how much he loves smoking crack on Channel 5. And then also getting some updates from George Santos

before he sadly goes to prison, and maybe even talking about American belief in the paranormal as it was found in a new study. But anyways, welcome. Jock Hesse, how are we doing today? I'm wonderful, baby. Wonderful? I'm wonderful.

Jock, how are you? Time has beaten me down and what is left is a corpse That is barely trickling through society Period you know that's how you move you trickle. Yeah I'm just a corpse rolling down a hill Mm-hmm, okay amazing. Love to hear that But everything will be okay great mood No, I'm in a fine mood. It's just my tummy hurts.

I feel like, you know, I've been hit at least 15 times with a metal baseball bat up the stomach. Ouch. Right. And let me tell y'all, get hit once in the stomach with a metal baseball bat and you will remember it for a lifetime. Yeah, it doesn't sound very pleasurable. Appealing. No, it doesn't. Words to live by.

I wanna get- The way y'all said words to live by at the same, but can we all, I'm ready to move on. No, I'm not saying anything in unison. We're not saying anything at the same time, please. It's not fun, it's not fun. I wanna get to the podcast, I wanna get to the time- Let us know if you think it's fun when we say things

in unison. I'm just telling you, I'm not doing it. I wanna get to the time podcast list because we've got a lot to get through today. Yeah. This pissed me off so bad, dude. It's like in the podcast, Wood, hosted by Pamela Sanders, award-winning New York Times journalist. Join her as she delves into the surprising and fascinating world of wood. Each episode, a different wood is covered.

The fascinating and surprisingly funny history of each wood is looked into in depth from also all the way to Driftwood. No, I'm like, who is listening to these podcasts, because I always see all of these just like, you know, like keen investigative kind of musings on from everything small to big and what makes society work and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's like, Oh, reporters, legacy reporters and the people

listening to these podcasts. Obviously, yeah. I mean, reporters will be like, Oh, my god, have you heard the Driftwood episode of Wood? It's actually surprisingly funny. They're sure as hell not listening to this podcast, but I think we deserve to be on there, but unfortunately we're- We're so much better than these fools. We have a whimsy and mysticism that these- A lot of anger. And a lot of things are freeing a lot of pain.

A lot of pain. I'm literally identified now not as Jacques Gonsolin, but as hurt pain. That's my new nickname. I haven't said that I'm sorry you're having a stomach ache yet. Are you do you want me to say I'm sorry? No, I'm not asking for anything from you or from her. And all I'm asking is the right to express myself Freely in the country where it's my first amendment, right? Okay, I'm not stopping you. Um, how's it? Can we go through some of these podcast titles? Yes, please. I

Want to dive into these and insult these freaks? Yeah, it's like do you have the list pulled up? No, I thought you were gonna do it. I can read it in the list. I Can find it one second. I know but can you read it in a lisp? No, I could yeah, I got it. Okay, he has to go Do you want to do it or do you want me to do it in a lisp? I can do it in a lisp and pour hot water on your head. Okay, two dope queens is the first one That one is in the category unfiltered conversation. No, wait, that's just the tagline of it. They all have taglines. Okay. 99% invisible, which is-

I hate that podcast with Shankar for Don't. I hear ads for that podcast.