Seeking Derangements - *Preview* SD 425 - Beyonce ARRESTED

Episode Date: August 3, 2025

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the unknown object hurtling directly towards earth, Trump talking about arresting Oprah, Beyonce and Obama, why the hell Pedro Pascal is famous, and racist advertisement's. Plus we get an update on everyone's favorite Aunt.

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You a girl ready to kill when the soul keeps on Let's go You a girl ready to kill when the soul keeps on Let's go You a girl ready to kill when the soul keeps on Hello everyone, welcome to Seeking Derangements. It's Ben, Hess is here with me, and Jock is running late per usual. Even though last episode he demanded that we admit he works constantly and very hard. But this is a Patreon episode, so if you'd like to hear the full thing, come on over to patreon.com slash seeking arrangements for the full episode. I'm going to try to scare Jock when he gets on about the unidentified object that is circling towards the earth and may make impact with us in 2027. Have you heard about that, Hesse?

No. Is that real or is that a joke? It's 1,000% real. It's not a lie. It's real. It is real. I have a video from a German, I believe he's German, Harvard professor, which I think when Jock hears it from someone with a European accent, he'll believe it.

But we'll also talk about, we'll also talk about Donald Trump trying to prosecute Beyonce, Oprah, Obama, and, I almost said Whoopi, it's not Whoopi, although I'm sure he's probably, Whoopi's definitely on that list as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get to that. A powerful Trump-hating black woman.

I love the view. I kind of stopped watching it. It was really good during the election because they were caping so hard for Biden and it's like, it was hilarious to see them make all these excuses for why he was like actively dying. But now that Trump is back in there, it's just, it's so much whinging and moaning and I can't do it.

I think my favorite recent view moment was when, oh, Jack is here. Oh shit. Welcome to work. Welcome to work. Shut the fuck up. Why are you always gonna say it like that? I was two minutes, I was three minutes, two is here. Oh shit. Welcome to work. Welcome to work. Shut the fuck up. Why do you always got to say it like that? I was two minutes, I was three minutes, two minutes late. I think that the funniest recent thing that's happened on The View is when Shane Gillis

did the, hosted the ESPYs and kind of bombed a little bit. They played clips of it on The View and everyone was likebed a little bit. And they played clips of it on the view. And everyone was like, this is unacceptable. This is completely like in bad taste. People come to the award shows to hear their names read. They don't come to hear jokes. Wait, do they still hate him for making Chinese jokes? I think they just hate him because of everything. Well, he isn't he isn't he isn't good on the eyes

Let's just start there. He isn't really good. He isn't really a Looker so to speak. So why would we give him the attention that we might give a Brad Pitt or Angelie Jolie? Mm-hmm and Angelie Jolie, right? The funny but the funniest thing is that Joy Behar, the queen. I love Joy Behar. You know she has, you know she's like, I feel like Joy Behar is always complaining about her pussy. Like it being too big.

For some reason. What is too big? Have you ever tried to topple that? We've already talked about that, but I feel like she's always being like, oh my, my pussy hurts today. That's I think that's like a classic Older woman comedian. I mean the famously those were a lot of Joan Rivers later jokes It would be like my pussy's so dry and then everyone would be like how dry is it? It's so dry that when I get in the pool, it dries up the whole damn

thing. Right. Right. Right. I miss I miss Joan Rivers, although I'm happy she's dead before before Israel started doing its genocide because she's I mean, she was a crazy Zionist and she's saying so many horrible things right now. I'm sure of it. But I love Joy Behar, she was like I think it's fine to tell edgy jokes and to you know put yourself out there and take a risk like that but the thing that I disagree with that Shane Gillis did is that