Seeking Derangements - *Preview* SD 435 - BOY Radio

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques and I hop on the radio waves to bring you some of our favorite songs for Fall! Between playing our tracks we talk about Tucker Carlson's burning desire to interview Pete Buttiegieg about Gay S*x, Donald Trump's birthday letter to Epstein, the rise of schizophrenia and psychosis among THC users and then I do an edible. Plus Jacuqes has an interview with a Chinese Company looking for a "monkey" AKA a silent white American to hang out around business meetings. He does amazing.

all right jock bravo lucinda bravo lucinda we love you queen brava um love her down if you haven't listened

to lucinda williams I'm not going to talk about her anymore I'm just going to say if you haven't heard Lucinda Williams and you're some kind of like Lana gay

who thinks that they're so emotionally deep and tortured and Americana and you know you don't know the beginning of it bitch

don't know the beginning of it bitch if you want to start on Lucinda, start with car wheels on a gravel road. Absolutely. Start with car wheels on a gravel road. My favorite, the best three albums from Lucinda Williams.

A World Without Tears. Car Wheels on a gravel road. And West, also honorable mention to Essence. I love the album, Essence. And her self-titled album as well. So I got a signed poster of Essence right here, signed by Lucinda Williams. Isn't that pretty cool? I have goosebumps.

Anyways, Jock, there's something I wanted to talk to you about. There's a new type of job in China, and it's called the White Monkey. So white monkey jobs in China. Caucasian foreigners are hired to stand around and pretend to be an employee of a Chinese company or representative of an international company working with them to increase the value of said Chinese companies. So let me explain to you this way. you know a Chinese company whether they're in tech automotive whatever manufacturing a lot of them will hire just a white person often an American to just be there and look as if they're

a part of the team because that makes them look like they're more successful business than they are and so they do hire people for this position and I was wondering yes yeah yeah oh I'm more of the next side it's are you all right got the exact thing okay how would you play it How would you do it? You're going to a business negotiation with a Chinese company. You don't speak any Mandarin. It's a Chinese-on-Chinese meeting right now. But they have a change.

What are you wearing? Your goal is to just be there and maybe, you know, take some notes, look like you're paying attention, look like you're working with this Chinese company as an investor or something. That's your objective. What are you wearing? What are you wearing? I'm thinking that this is going to be something that's happening soon. currently I'm in my green

person face and I'm only wearing green so just I would probably wear this exact outfit right here which we've got the amount of cans you just the it sounded like a 10 car pile up shut the fuck up look we got the Louisiana

Alligator Festival vintage 1992 t-shirt is the really cool shirt yes I got green shorts champion shorts on I'm wearing my slippers right now, but I was wearing some green Adidas. I've got a green go-go-squeeze hat.

This is what I would wear. I mean, I also would bring my new iconic Telfar bag. Now, Ben, I need you to deliver a really potent reaction to my new Telfar bag. Okay, okay. So that's the... Tell me one to open my house.

Okay. It sounds like... you're driving open open open oh my god yeah this is the one i saw it and i had to have it and i tell far employee fucking help me get it for the for the discount wow y'all shout out to my boy who i will not be the name because i don't want you bothering him you ain't getting it yeah i get keep that discount code diva well congratulations chalk so you're wearing this to to be the white monkey at the Chinese meeting. Fuck, I just hit a TV.

Um, okay, so there's a translator there. And I am meeting with one of the top Japanese companies that starts chain restaurants. And I am pitching. Now, I guess when you said this white monkey position, it doesn't sound like a real job. Like, you're just there to pretend to be. But, okay, so I'm like, Now, hear me out Dearest Chinese businessman and businesswomen

I have a prospect for a new restaurant What the hell? What did that? What did that? Stop! Stop! I'm scared! What would sound like this?

What you would have to respond to him? I would probably have to. to wear headphones like an autistic person. Well, no. Like, respond to this Chinese businessman who's talking to you. And this is your job. So take it seriously. Look, y'all.

I don't understand a lick of Chinese. But look. Look, translator, translate this for me. Okay. Cut that out. Translator, listen. I am here in China to start a chain of Chinese restaurants that are Cajun-themed and I will be a consultant for the Cajun restaurants, starting in China.

Why, he so-sawed-seeked-seed-sied-she-for-she-for-she-for-conin-you-gien-o-te. What the hell?