Seeking Derangements - Preview SD 442 - Good Cop Trans Cop

Episode Date: October 2, 2025

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a discussion of Jacques missing voodoo doll, then we give some quick movie reviews, and decide which lesbians we would bring to a deserted island with us. Plus we come up with a transgender screenplay with which to apply to the Duplass Brother's Found Footage Feature Fund. See you Sunday divas!

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To do you To tell you To tell It's hard Hello everyone And welcome to Seeking Darrangements It's Ben

You are listening to a Patreon episode of the show So if you'd like to hear The Full Thing If you're listening on the free channels go subscribe to our Patreon, patreon.com slash Seeking to Arrangements. Jock and Hessa are here with me as always.

The Avenue and welcome to our podcast listeners. Right. How's it going, guys? How are you today? Good. I'm back in New York. I'm chilling. I just left New York. Oh? I just got back home.

You're such a jet setter sometimes, Ben. You're like, you travel the most out of all of us. I think you do maybe, Jacques. Yeah, I mean... I'm just distracting. I mean, I travel once every six weeks, but I think, Jock, you see your... You're on your MEDAVAC to Denver once a month.

Yeah, Mercy Flight. Chuck's in a Mercy Flight helicopter to Denver. This time I took a bus to Houston, stayed there for a day, and then I took a bus to Austin. You're probably the most bust member of the show. I'm definitely busted. Let's admit that.

No, but, well, I was meaning... And I've got a big bust, too. Is that what you mean? And busty. Cities on fleek, as they would say. Right. You know, when people want to get a tit job, they say, give me the Jacques. Give me the Jacques.

Make them, make them, make, give me those potatoes. They put a silicone implant in their belly. They cut a potato in half, and then they put the kind of misshapen, and they're like, well, give them the Jacques. Speaking of your anatomy jock, I just got back to my desk that I haven't been at in six weeks. And the last episode I recorded here was our Chosen Family Court episode where your voodoo doll's head was smashed to pieces. And there's all these little pieces of its head all over my desk. That's so offensive.

I don't, I've been having splitting headaches for months now. Look, I'm sorry. I didn't want it to happen either. Do you know what it's like to have a constant? bin grain it's not a migraine if you're cursed by bin's voodoo doll of your of yourself it's a bin grain not a migraine the ear is still intact i don't know what the hell is going on at my desk while i was gone my passport is here this is not one of the most fucked up passports you guys have ever seen in your life let me see it you look like you're trying to fake it oh yeah it's because i washed it

oh amateur hour you got to watch it's like jeans you got to watch it every uh me is a 16 year old. Yeah, every few weeks you have to watch it. Oh, my God, you look so funny. You look like a zoomer with like a YouTube with a TikTok. A racist, racist switch streamer. Yeah, you have really, you have red lips

that look like you have lipstick on. By the way, you all just... I did I did have kind of flush lips then. Just because I'm gay, doesn't mean I'm liberal. Y'all just gave me a thought. Period. I have a I have an idea. The new top name for a non-binary person,

my prediction, is that their new name is going to be genes. That's pretty good. There's genes. There's genes. I've met a gene before. There's a lot of ways to spell it, too. I recently met a trans woman named gene, but on paper, on paper, it could be pronounced.

Jean Like French You know Yeah Jean Légard or whatever And I'm like girl You're kind of playing it You're gonna be

You know You're gonna I have an John I have an Janjohn I have an Jan and it's spelled J-E And that's the French way

So Right And no For men The man's name is spelled G-E-N in French No

I'm just saying A person should be named Jeans Is it not? And their last name Could be dinner How is it spelled For men

It's J-E-A-N.