Seeking Derangements - *Preview* SD 446 - Grand Ma Seizure

Episode Date: October 17, 2025

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I do a vibe check on Cheryl Hines by analyzing her on the View, discuss Trump saying he dodged a bullet that Charlie well, didn't, and approximate how shloshed Kamala is getting on her book tour. Plus we check in on some local cranks and Jacques gives a review of the movie which ended a dissociative spell he was stuck in.

Hello, Yo! Yo! Poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo chappi-chupu-poo-chaparit-up. Then, Hesse is here with me. Today, we are doing a Patreon episode. So if you're hearing this in the free feed, go subscribe to our Patreon to hear the whole thing. We're going to be talking about a lot of stuff. I mean, there have been some really tragic deaths of icons recently. We're going to get to that. Yeah. We're going to go do some O bitch UK reads. Some O bitch UK reads. Yeah. Exactly. And I also have some clips ready. The first one, I mean, you know, we love breaking news here. We love talking about some of the more serious things affecting us in our country.

Hessa, I know that you're excited to talk about this. Cheryl Hines was on The View. Oh. Yeah. I've always just been like, not that I care what Cheryl Hines' politics are, but I always, I'm always just like what the hell is going on to that household like what is the actual day-to-day dynamic what could it possibly be like and also just like what is her general vibe because I you know I'm a huge fan of curb your enthusiasm and I always kind of felt like

Cheryl was kind of kind of just like playing herself in some way and I'm like how much of that was just genuine acting like is she so like Qaeda non-psychopath like health freak in the house Or is she still kind of like, oh, my, my weird husband, who's constantly getting me into all of these, you know, predicaments? Yeah. I kind of imagine that she's, like, so shut down. She's just, like, vacuuming the same place on the floor for, like, 10 hours a day or something, you know? Oh, okay. Interesting.

It's just maybe, like, at yoga, does, like, 500 yoga classes a day and, like, is really just locked into advancing in, like, uh, a yoga studio or trying to, you know, get a black belt in something and some made-up martial art, you know. She's done the classic rich white woman thing, which is just like turn all of the conflict or strife or maybe even genuine hatred or resentment. You have your husband or your life. You turn it inwards and you become like the skinniest woman in a jiu-jitsu class. Yeah, yeah, exactly. it's interesting because I haven't I really don't think I've even heard her speak instead of Kirby enthusiasm so when I saw she was on the view I was like this is

interesting because she's going into the lion's den with these she's going into the pussy den with these libed out freaks I don't know if you've seen her heard any of the view clips recently but they are like they're all insane they're like completely psychotic I actually haven't seen him yet I wanted to hear I wanted to get a live read on the on the pod I same I only watched like 20 seconds of this clip it's four minutes we won't get into all of it but I really just wanted to do a vibe check on one miss Cheryl Hines yes yes let me pull it up here um Jacques says that he can't join the studio Welcome to work. Chuck, you bet. I was there, but don't even welcome to work me, diva.

Don't welcome to work. Don't welcome to work. Why can I welcome you to work? Why do you so mad? Just take a deep breath and calm down. Because I've been sitting here, being like, don't, first of all, don't tell me to take a deep breath. Well, you're entering, you're entering hot, diva. Well, if I tell me to take a deep breath, why don't you get a tan?

Why don't you get a haircut? Don't, I'm not breathing. I'm not breathing the rest of the episode Oh, fine Whatever don't breathe I don't care bitch Let's watch Cheryl Hinesel the View Oh fuck my life

Oh, they make you watch the whole fucking thing It's so funny Fuck ABC.com Fuck you bitches How broke are they? They make you watch a full 15 second app Okay here we go A broke channel

That's what ABC stands for Because Bobby's background, everything I have seen him do, he has dedicated his career to suing big corporations because of toxins that have been affecting people's health care, people's health, I should say. So for instance, Monsanto, he sued, he was part of the team that sued Monsanto because of Roundup, the pesticide that was causing cancer. I mean, he did do he did he must have a lot of money Connick well he's not suing them he's not it's not a civil litigation between RFK and DuPontas my voice sounds like this because of I'm also going to go ahead and make the really big jump that whatever he did to massanto the pesticide company or whatever however you say it he they probably injected him with dementia and now that's why he's always bitching about toxins and shit yeah i feel like he's a victim of suing

too many people and then those people have uh in covert secret ways done things to affect his body mental health yeah yeah he's being gangstocked you think he's being i'm not on his side i think that's a healthy way to look at the world honestly that anything wrong that anything going wrong in your life is a secret plot a cabal by your end for all of the righteous for all of your righteous causes against the elites. They hit my car keys again. What the hell?

Shut the hell up. Get some toner before you come out with me some sass. Get some toner. My camera isn't even on. Well, I just know it's not toned. I ain't got to see. Your camera ain't got to be on for me to know that hair ain't tone. Can you just stop yelling at both of us?

Good God. All right. Let's get back to the view. Because they were causing health problems. But the problem respectfully is that, Your husband is the least qualified department of health and human services head that we've had in history. I don't agree with Cheryl, but I do commend her for going into this lion's den knowing she's going to be sat right next to Sonny Hauston, who is about. Sunny prepared for weeks for this.

You know, she's like, I'm going to nail this bitch, this white she devil to the fucking cross. Yeah, Sonny was preparing like it was a time to kill with, like, Oliver Platt and Donald Sutherlander next to her, like, flipping open law books. This is what she gets for, you know, standing by a dumbass. Right. I mean, I don't really care too much about the personal relationship. It is interesting to me. I don't think it's like... I will say that personal relationship seems great. They seem to really have a lot of fun together. Yeah. By the way, you know who introduced them?

Larry David. Larry David. Yeah. Crazy. And then also the the art, well, I guess we talked about it before that. It is crazy to, like, accept a connection from Larry David. That's not someone who I would, I wouldn't be jumping at the man Larry David attempted to hook me up with. Yeah. Was he trying to hook them up or was he, did he just like introduce them at a party or something? Right. I feel like I've heard them talk about it before and they're like, Larry introduced us, which makes me think it was more than just to like, hey, meet my friend.

I feel like it's more, it's more of a setup if you're like this many years. these two psychos are like they would love each other i want to know what Cheryl's like like in private well that's why i mean what you missed earlier is i was trying that was setting this up to be like just a vibe check on Cheryl to see what she's like she seems like she's just here kind of defending her man let's get back to it why is he less qualified than an economist i think that he is less qualified he has been his studying toxins, studying people's health, fighting for one guy who was using Roundup for his... What a pathetic guy.

I mean, you're only going to fight for one guy? Like, who gives the shit? One guy? Again, does... I think she was fighting... The one man was fighting Monsanto or Roundup. And if he wins that case, it has, like, legal precedent. So it's not...

They're not going to be able to, like, go after other guys. Because Roundup and Monsanto force a lot of... farmers to use their pesticides or their seeds and they really go after a lot of small farmers who use, you know, heritage seeds or their own pesticides.