Seeking Derangements - Preview SD 451 - ...UM... w/ Marley Gotterer

Episode Date: November 2, 2025

VIDEO & AUDIO AVAILABLE ON PATREON It’s Seeking Sunday! Ben here, joining us today is comedian and furry Marley Gotterer. We talk about the NYC mayoral election, our potential Halloween costumes, and winning over the affections of our father’s girlfriends. Then Marley guesses our various mental illnesses. And we guess what d*ugs she's buying. Get tickets to see Marley at Second City NYC! Intro & Outro– စလငလင - ငယသမ

I'm going to be able to be. Hello, everyone, you're listening to a Patreon episode. If you want to hear the full episode, go subscribe to our Patreon. We have a very special guest. Marley is here with me. Marley Fisting. Hi. Hey, hey, girl.

How's it going? Oh, so good. I am two-fifths-seep. This is for Patreon. Well, we can make it free. What do you want us to be free? Give it to the people. Unless I'm getting a cut of the Patreon.

I'll just pay you a booking fee. We have our co-host here. Jock and Hussam joining me. Welcome to work, Faggit. Thank you. Sorry, faggots. Diva, but faggots. Diva, faggit.

I'm a woman, she's a woman, and you're a woman with two fist up her ass. So don't you dare start with me already. Ben, I'm wearing your favorite shirt today. What are you wearing, Hessa? I'm wearing your favorite shirt. I forgot about moving. Marley, I'll talk about it later. Moody.

I've admired your comedic work for years, and we have a bunch of mutual friends from your college alma mater. Oh, my God. Do we name full names? Russell. Marley, we'll get into it later. Please be my best friend. Please. Let's do it.

I'll ignore the other two. I'll ignore the other two. It could just be us. Thank you. Marley, it's about time. Thank you, Miss Fisting. Well, it's weird. It's like somehow like my DMs have been.

It's, um, doctor fisting. So I'm a genealogist. I mean, a gynecologist. My dad's a gynecologist, OBGYN. Oh my God, y'all should link. Wait, he's like a cisgender male gynaecologist. Yeah, he's a treat. He's not trans.

It's what you're thinking. It's what you're thinking. Wait, hell yes. I know, I just saw somebody that I know did a subway takes that was like, women are uncomfortable when they have male gynaecologist. Like, that's weird that they do that. And I was like, I know three to five thousand men with, vaginas. I know more men

with vaginas than more men without. Mm-hmm. Interesting. What do you think about Ben's status? Can I just break that down? Are you trying to say my daddy's got a vagina? Yes. And he sent me pictures. And he sent me pictures. Wait, Ben, you have a vagina? No. Oh. I'm constantly

made fun of for looking like a trans man. So Hesse was trying to set you up to bully me. Thank you, Hessa. But yes, I do look... Well, yes, I do sometimes look like a trans man, but I'm the blueprint of transness? They stole my tea. Yes, the tea boys stole my tea. Absolutely.

They took it. I mean, it's the mustache. That's okay. It's the horrible, shitty little mustache, but... I didn't say horrible or shitty. No, I did, Marley. I just wanted to confirm. You said you put it in the chat.

no no i just i was thinking it psychically and what you were picking up on that's how i feel okay marley how's it going today thank you for joining us yeah thank you um it's going it's going well i got lasered on my face i got zapped um period and then i saw my dad and his girlfriend who broke her foot so can we just kind of pray for her for a second of course Please moment of silence Okay Is she a cool

Honestly I kind of like her I kind of like her She actually invited me She's a yoga teacher And she's doing a yoga retreat In like maybe Cancun And she invited me That sounds so sweet

My dad's A girlfriend accused me of having diabetes When she saw my The side view of my body With my stomach going this way But I'm having happy that you're having a good experience with all that do you have diabetes

no she just said that because I was fat like look let me give you a view he's pre-diagnetic no I'm out of pre-being diabetic now but look because bitch I got it saw me from this angle and she was like this is for the feeder community

yeah the M-Preg I am for the feeder community I bitch you are the feeder community I subscribe I subscribe I have a funny laser story. I was getting laser at a new place, and it was this, of course, it's always a Russian woman with, you know, a vaguely Eastern European woman.

And I was like, there was something about, like, the way the laser was working where I was like, I don't know if that's, is that the kind you're supposed to use on the face? Because she went straight from, like, the body to the face. And I was like, is that the right kind? and she had a BPD freak out on me where she was like, you don't trust me, how could you, you come to me for this? And like, as she's doing this freak out, she's like pointing it at my face and like doing all these little, and she actually, it did leave a scar in one.

Oh my God. She's like back in Russia, I did this on real women. Yeah, exactly, exactly. You need about one hour of training to wield a laser. Yeah, it's pretty insane. I don't trust it at all. Same thing with the injectables. Like you can just, I mean, it varies state by state, but like, you can just fully be like a gay guy who took a two week online course for like Juvederm and start injecting bitches.

It's insane. What is Juvederm again? Juvener is a filler. Yeah, like lips. If you're listening out there, I think all y'all look good the way you are and you don't need filler in your lips. I'm tired of seeing the lips that look like they're going to fly right off their face. Get big ears. Wait, big ears.

Active listening. You want to make your ears bigger instead of your lips so you can fly like Dumbo. Jock, if you could get plastic surgery, or maybe I'll just, I'm just going to say fillers. If you get fillers done anywhere above the neck, where are you putting it? He doesn't know what fillers are. This is not going to sound right. I know what fillers are. I know what fillers are.

I'm thinking right on the line of my eyebrows so that my eyebrows stick out further. Okay. So when I wear sunglasses. So you could just have full neanderthal eyebrow. Yeah. Like a mesa. Like your eyebrows are like mesas with. Right.

It could be kind of hot. Greenery atop. I kept hearing browbone a lot last night. I don't really understand the significance. Don't, honey. Don't worry about it. In what context? there were these three women talking

just laying in bed and just hearing voices going browbone I was watching a video it was like Cheyenne Athena and like Anita there's all these girls and they were just like

browbone brawine yeah it was Anita Bryant it was an Anita Bryant stand-up set her famous trans bitches got those brow bones Marley where are you? you calling us from right now what country are you in um yeah i am you know the harry potter closet

she made one for me was oh period jk made one for me she shoved me in get these bishops back in there yeah yeah so i'm calling from london that's too much um no i'm in this closet in brooklyn new york um period and yeah that's just kind of me and that's also me iconic did you did you vote yet marley voting