Seeking Derangements - *Preview* SD 463 – Dancing on Glass

Episode Date: December 7, 2025

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show up talking about Cory Booker's new beard (who looks exactly like Rosario Dawson), then Jacques tells us why he danced on glass and cut his foot open, and then we play two truths and a lie. Plus we discuss Tarantino's anti-Dano comments and that idiot little girl who wrote that essay everyone is freaking out about.

Hello, everyone, welcome to see the different arrangements. You are hearing, if you're listening to this, if you are listening to this on the free feed, you are hearing a preview. And if you want to hear the full episode, go to our Patreon to hear the full episode. It's Ben, I'm here with Hessa. Jock is running late per usual to his two-hour, his two-hour-a-week job, which he cannot manage to show up to on time. he is a late divas and I think it's going to be a late one today but you know once you hear that

cartoon falling sound and then the cat screaming that the diva has entered in chat so he'll be here soon period anyways Hessa I don't know if you saw Cory Booker has a new wife oh period

wait he got divorced from he kicked Rosario to the curb oh my god right could you I was I almost said Rosie Perez for a second that would be could you imagine that power couple it's so fag and hag

like it's literally Liza Minnelli in whatever facet she was dating like it's so hello those two I love Rosie Perez I know she's a queen no he was married to Rosario Dawson

for some amount of time I don't know how recently they divorced but he has a new wife and her name is Alexis Lewis which to me is so like that's such an only fan's name I'm sorry to say that

yeah oh absolutely her but that's so like only fan's girl name to me yeah that's like the porn star like adult video awards kind of who's child as like the girl next the whore next door Alexis Lewis yeah is the vibe I'm getting period but I haven't looked much into her

I want to show you I'm going to show you some photos of her and you can tell me whether or not you think that Corey is. Corey Booker's truly become straight or. Which is, I mean, what a, what an amazing setup for a little game I have here. Is Cory Booker straight? Yeah. No. No.

This is her. She kind of, no, that's Rosario Dawson. Of course she. Yeah, I was about to say she looks exactly like Rosario Dawson. He's got to type everyone. No, that's because even, I mean, if you're married to Rosario Dawson, any Google search for your name, Rosario, your name wife will bring up Rosario Dawson. Let me, this is, wait, no, that's her. That is not Rosario Dawson. He literally found knockoff Rosario Dawson. Are you kidding me? That's not her. Rosario Dawson doesn't have those teeth. Okay. Oh, period. That's crazy. Wait. He literally got another Rosario Dossi.

Wait, no, Hessa, the results for Cory Booker wife, that's not, that is her. What the hell? What the hell? This is scary. She's, period. Look who's here. Welcome to work, Diva. Thank you for showing up to your job today. Are you recording from your computer mic or your mic mic, Mike?

I think you're coming from your computer. mic, sweetie. Nope, I'm coming from my regular microphone, sweetie. I'm glad to know that just... I'm glad to know it just sounds like shit then. That's amazing. Is it five feet away from you? Where is it?

Is this better now? Is it... Was it really that far? How far away is it? Microots are generally best when they're next to your mouth. Yeah. Well, this has always had the direction

that I've kept it for months as close as I've kept it the same. Well, whatever. The only difference is I'm at a tolerator. table. Okay. Are you recording a local track? Well, yes, Diva. I'm ready for work, Diva. It's me. Diva, Diva.

Chuck, this is Corey Booker's new wife who looks exactly like Rosario Dawson. We were just taking a peek at her. Shocking. You have to, you have to wonder what he's up to here getting, because this is like Kanye style, like making Bianca Sensori or whatever look exactly like Kim. Kanye is doing

Yeah, he's doing vertigo. He's doing a vertigo to do this woman. Yes. How did they meet? I wonder, you know, okay, I think what he's doing here is he found this woman and he's like, this was an attempt. Corey was going to try to kill Rosario Dawson and replace her with this woman. Because Rosario was like, I'm going to tell everyone you're gay. I'm going to tell everyone you're gay. Unless you give me all of your money. And he was like, okay, we need to find a light skin jersey queen who looks like Rosario. And I'm going to lock her in a room, jigsaw style. I'm going to fill it with, pictures of Rosario Dawson, and then I'm going to, like, community, this is, it's part of Cory Booker wanting to be a community theater director more than anything.