Seeking Derangements - Preview SD 464 - Tucker'ed Out

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I start the show by thanking all of YOU who made our year possible, then I ask Jacques & Hesse all the questions Tucker asked Milo in their recent interview. Such as: Why are you gay? Does lesbianism exist? Is addiction demonic? Is a promiscuous life worth living and MORE! Plus we get some crucial Jacques Health Updates. Intro–Luis Arismendi, Quena Outro–Luis Arismendi, Amor Perdoname

The lawyer didn't tell me there's going to be any questions today. We all ran them past him and he said, I don't even care anymore. You can ask these all. You can plead the fifth the whole episode if you'd like. This is a video episode or can I be bald? You can, well, you are bald, but yeah. It's a video episode. Oh, it's not an episode?

No. Okay, okay, got it. The one we record after this will be a video episode. I mean, we can make this video episode if you want. I mean, I'm fine with whatever. Yeah, let's just make it because Hessa looks. really good. Thank you. Ben said I looked like a villain. Hessa, you look like... Hesse's giving villain today. Wait, what the hell? Can we all stop for a second and just look

at this beautiful broad? Well, thank you. I'm gonna blush. Did you dye your hair? Why is it pulled back? You really do look like a corporate espionage horror. Thank you. My hair is all fucked up because I used my mom's like special conditioner and shampoo and it like fucked up. It like is all weird now. So your hair looks your hair looks really good slicked back. Thank you. I should do it more often. Y'all tell me how y'all think my hair looks now that I've

used shampoo and conditioner for the first time in three years. Well you might have to turn around. You're serious. Oh wow. Does it feel better? No. No. How can you hear us if your headphones are off? Yeah, wait, what the fuck?

How can you hear what? Okay. Wait, um, if, so if this is a video episode, I was thinking we could kick off by doing, um, you know, Spotify when something's your top podcast, uh, it, like they send you a little message, video message, uh, to the top listeners. I was thinking we could do just like capture one of us saying hello and thank you. Right. Okay, I'm going to, I want to pause right here to make sure I'm actually, I may have said it to just audio recording. Oh, that's, I mean

And I can't check Jock, please stop And I can't check If the recording is still Is currently happening Well, whatever, guys You might be seeing us, You might just be hearing us.

I feel like you're actually Maybe Jock should take away The Jock, do you know what Spotify Rapped is? I got a lot of frantic messages from you being like, What is this?

Because seekers are posting their minutes listening. Crazy listening times. Yeah. Which I do want to shout out the one person who listened to 31,000 minutes of seeking derangements. 36,000. 36,000.

Oh, my God. Either way. Amazing. Thank you, and if you want to claim damages, you can call Jock Gonsal and Flatsal and Flats. Don't call him. He has way too much on the plate right now. I did the math on that, and I think it's like, it's like 1.8 episodes a day, which is not that bad, but then I'm like, when you think about

that for a full year, the sustained blows to the head day after day. I'm kind of like, I would love to see an IQ test before and after the seeking arrangements. You know what? I would, I would love to see like what episodes they listen to because they would have to do a bunch of repeat listens. Or they just found the show and started like from episode zero because there's five episodes or so. Period. Either way. Crazy. And thank you, sir. I'm on my

like maybe 14th or 15th rewatch of sex in the city. I'm on my A3 watch at 30 walk. I'm on my 30 walk. The Chinese parody. The Chinese restaurant on Canal Street, 30 walk. Come with me when I go to this underground Chinese restaurant in the giant restaurant. It's called 30 walk.

It has a C rating from the health department, but don't let that scare you. Does the best Chinese restaurants all have C ratings? Rewatching. Well, you know it's going to be funny and good. Like, you just can't rely on a new series. No, 30 Rock's an amazing. All the shows I listed, Sex and City Sopranos,

all those three have such a rewatchability. And so does 30 Rock. But it's just like, why are these other shows even trying anymore? They just should give up. Do you know what Spotify wrapped is, is my question? I don't rap, unless. she's scared about getting pregnant you know what I'm saying

Hey hello That's pretty good actually That was pretty good Hey Spotify I'm glad you're using I don't even wrap my penis Spotify wrapped

I don't even wrap my penis I don't even wrap my I'm kidding I actually I use quite a lot of comments Magnum My yearly magnum Rapped zero brother Jack

None of them This When I lived in New Orleans There was this like Convenient store closest to my house and I was like a frequent customer they knew me and you know

I sell me out of you every once in a long I love that place on Ferrette Street with that like yeah he was so odd Of course there's a street

called Ferrette Street Ferrette New Orleans it's called Ferret Fet Farrett They made the road They made that street

because when the Acadians first got there a ferret ran through the woods and they were like That must be the best pad To get everywhere They were called The Ferrets

By locals No one was buying this one pack of XL condoms, and they gave it to me because I had come in and bought condoms before, and it was a 250 pack of some brand I had never heard of. And like the three years I was in New Orleans, I used every single one of those condoms. Oh, yeah, brother. That's your rap. That's the real rap. Wait, condoms expire? Yeah, they expire.

Oh, I don't use them. I mean, uh-oh. Hey, the person I was, the person I was You're all expired as far as I'm concerned, y'all. And I got a clean bill of health. Period. I've never had an estate or Nessian. I have a transgender hormone question?

Yes. Um, so I'll ask it for Hesse. So if someone's got a vagina but they're trans men, but you can still impregnate them and that's why they say there's, yeah. Trans men can get pregnant. Yeah.