Seeking Derangements - SD 120 - Board Meeting

Episode Date: March 1, 2022

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¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶ When you told your sister to tell him that you wasn't home Tell me who, yeah Tell me who was the guy at the door Hey everyone, and welcome to another fantastic, amazing, incredible, perfect episode of Seeking My goodness, what an intro. Perfect, beautiful. And I took a big gulp of bing before I said that, so that's how I was able to deliver

that kind of message to y'all. You're always talking like you're being chased. I am being chased constantly. Or like you're being chased i am be i am being chased constantly or like you're screaming for help okay random really random movie title the chaser and the chased yeah that's about a virgin and a trans woman who's constantly trying to get fucked. It's about Max and Hessa. And you heard it here, folks. Max is a virgin. Catholic. And Hessa is not with us today.

She was fired. She has been fired because she edited the Ukrainian episode. when ben said that it sounded like she died and i laughed so hard but she posted it completely out of sync um and she has been fired for her crimes and she may face criminal punishment um so i hope you're all happy for getting a transplant fired from her job and and possibly imprisoning her yeah we we already shipped her to crime area or crime area

what do you call it crime crime area just done i'll just like i'll just we'll spend 50 minutes while you try to figure out what the country is called what can you just say the correct way no guess crime so first one crime area i will tell you that is wrong but close yes crime so first one crimea i will tell you that it's wrong but close oh i remember now chlamydia no

we were talking about it recently it's pronounced crimea but i think we've done enough on russia oh crimea river that was what i was trying to say last time yeah yeah yeah never mind um no the real reason

why hessa isn't here is because she's dating she's kanye west new baddie kanye west was like damn i gotta kanye west he had me last night and said who's the baddest bitch in all of manhattan and i said uh i only know one woman who lives in manhattan have y'all ever seen have y'all ever seen men in black uh yeah yeah i've seen men in black men in black one men in black two men in black three all the theaters well if you're familiar you know how they have those aliens that are in disguise as humans where it's like little tiny aliens inside of like a big android robot human body that's kanye west's girlfriend she doesn't wear she never kanye west has new

girlfriend is where we were going we're talking about chancy channy channy her name is so fucked up it's like chancy jones channy channy c-h-a-n-y who is this woman by the way it's literally just like some woman from baltimore or something right it's a Kim K. It's a Kim K. It's so easy to call this woman it because she does look so like. Because it looks like a Madame Tussauds. And it is. Y'all know how they met, right? No, how did they even meet?

She slid into his DMs. And also, y'all got to just Google her old pictures of her. She looks like a tomboy. I looked at her pictures. Can pictures of her she looks like i looked at her pictures can you describe what she looks like currently jock for the listener okay so for the listener she is literally the venus of willendorf in all its beauty shut the fuck she looks like she looks like um a literal she's like the way you know the way people draw like anti-semitic caricatures you know they're exaggerating certain features they make jewish people look more goblin like more small they you know exaggerate

some proportions minimize others it looks like if you applied that model to a um to kim k it looks like an anti-semitic caricature artist made a you know characterization of Kim K she looks so deformed and shrunken bloated and weird she looks like Ben Garrison not only does this woman of what Kim K looks like not only does this woman look exactly

like a stunt double of Kim Kardashian she's literally just the Madame Tussauds wax statue come to life it's so funny that kanye west literally like went to visit the madame tussard's alone and was like tussard's whatever let's just let him go i mean as a french as a french yeah it's pronounced tussauds look i i can butcher their names. Yeah, she's Tussauds, dude. She's so stupid. Shut up. I can butcher.

Jacques pronounces it Rattard. Shut up. Look, I can butcher pronouncing Madame Tussauds because she butchers every celebrity interpretation. I don't think it is she making them. It's one woman is Madame Tussauds herself making them. I'm trying to assume. Come on. I mean, obviously there's a team that works for her, making them it's one woman is madame come on i mean why i mean like obviously there's a team that works for

her but like don't you think there's a figurehead madam just like his mac because he can't he can't smoke him he thinks it's actual weed wax he thinks actual wax this is making me mad because it's like y'all are arguing that this woman doesn't exist like some she's real i think she exists but i feel This is making me mad because it's like y'all are arguing that this woman doesn't exist. She exists.

She's real. I think she exists, but I can see her being very dead from the 1800s or something. She died due to living in the 1800s, I would imagine. I feel like she died because y'all are jealous of her being a girl boss. You're just jealous of her game. She died in 1850. Okay, literally? See, I was right. I was like, there's no way this bitch is still alive no there's not a woman who was raised in there's not a woman who

was like 50 60 right now who is referred to as madame unless they are like running a whorehouse and even then that is incredibly archaic okay yeah so i want to point out also... I prefer her to be making all of the wax figures herself. In this huge Kim, Kanye, and then now Channing Jones show-off, everyone is wearing Balenciaga. Show-off. Including Julia Fox is out of the game, but it is a show-off between who Balenciaga can dress the most. Because you know, as soon as Kanye wears something hot that's Balenciaga can dress the most. Because you know, as soon as Kanye wears something hot

that's Balenciaga, Kim goes right back to Balenciaga and is like, I need something hotter. And they are doing this. Isn't that Kanye's styling, Kim? I think that they separated and they're still, I mean, she's still working with Balenciaga. She's still getting free clothes from Balenciaga.

Yeah. I think it's cool that he's manipulating her like this. You know? Taking the toxic masculinity to Unforeseen Heights. The way he took rap to those Unforeseen Heights

with his debut album The College Dropout. Is that it? Mm-hmm. I have no clue. I've never listened to connie either wait wait college dropout is one of his best albums ever but his all-time best album is late registration this cheney jones woman looks so fucked up look at the old shocks i'm looking at the old pictures i know she's. She's always wearing giant sunglasses. I'm looking at Madame Tussauds, and she looks like a baddie.

That's what I'm saying, though. She has the Kim K BBL. Kim got hers undone a little bit. She got hers downsized. Because she was scared of culturally appropriating. She was scared of dying like Donda. I think it's tasteful i think i think she got a mexican bbl and died yeah that is not how kanye west's mom died do you know she died during like liposuction no yeah if that is really true i'm going to be shocked i thought this was like i know that

and i'm not even it is known i'm not even a kanye west stand and i know that she died during uh liposuction percent number 10th 2007 west died at age 58 the coroner's office said that she had died of coronary artery disease and multiple post-operative factors from cosmetic surgery so not during not on the table but like definitely because of her uh totally elective cosmetic surgery that she had done in mexico because every american doctor was telling her not to do it how could kanye west not be traumatized enough to be like clearly is incredibly traumatized but no no no clearly he's named like how many albums after donda he has bpd he's an insane person he's very traumatized

By feeling guilty for his mother's death That's been the whole like narrative arc here He has a receipt for killing his mom He has those receipts Listen listen he has to Because you know he had to like I think he like sued the Doctor for malpractice or something

Something So he has to have those receipts let me present yeah let me present you with this little idea here how could kanye west accept the kardashians and kim particularly being literally like sculpted by fucking plastic surgeons like how is he not scared i don't understand how he dated kim kardashian if his mom died of plastic surgery because that happened things because men men want to either kill or fuck their mother and in this case um he wanted to fuck kim he got one out of the way in 2007 and now uh there you go he's trying it's because he's trying to kill women with bbls yeah and he's been he trying very hard with kim

and she can take her smaller medium body is too it's too strong to die from the plastic she's an original model you can't be a devil and he's unaffected by plastic surgery exactly and so now he tried with julia fox and oh she tried with julia fox and all that happened to her was uh she's a cool sculpting victim and so he's moving on to this cheney cheney jones this poor ass cheney jones woman who is clearly already withering away in front of our eyes also no no reason to go fully julia get on the Julia Fox train right now, but she has so many fucking gigs now. She is so lucky. She literally got to have fun.

Kanye West threw her birthday party for her. She got all the Balenciaga outfits that she needed for a year round. I was at Lucien with him that night. Yeah, good for her. You what? I was at Lucien with him that night, Jock. Okay, don't start with me.

The restaurant. I hate when Ben lies to me because he lies to me to upset me he's he's y'all can't see this right now he's smiling like the pictures you're of kanye he's lying okay ben is ben is laugh smiling like the devil smiles as he grabs your hand and drags you into hell of course i'm jealous just jealous i'm fueled by jealousy and look how far it's gotten me. Very far. So how long do you think he's going to last with this Cheney Jones woman? I feel like it's not even a matter of how quickly their relationship ends. I feel like it's more a matter of how quickly she dies from plastic surgery.

First of all, this is a little fact. It's going to be like Jonathan Van Ness with dead animals, but it's just a trail of dead women who've died from having their asses too based on my god that picture of jvn with his little nub i know i love that their little nub sorry it's okay his based based on interviews um kanye west has already stated that he's not even officially dating channey jones so this is a whole other thing to be thinking about. He was very open in being like, yeah, I'm in a relationship with Julia Fox or whatever, but...

She literally looks like a goblin. You don't think she's beautiful? No. Chani Jones? No, Julia Fox. Julia Fox is kind of... She's beautiful. I thought you were talking about Julia Fox. Julia Fox looks, Julia Fox is kind of, she's beautiful. No, Julia Fox is a.

I thought you were talking about Julia Fox. But no, I was talking about Shani Jones. Thin air. Julia Fox looks really good in Uncut Gems. She looks amazing in Uncut Gems. She looks a little weird. I will say when Azealia Banks clocked her for the cool sculpting, she was right. Because if you're not like at your most lean and you get cool sculpting it like

warps your skin it like makes it all rippled it makes it so you like can't who has the cool sculpting julia julia fox has the cool sculpting wow full full circle yes i'm sure this cheney jones woman has cool sculpting as well but you know what she is probably incredibly happy with her life i mean imagine you dedicate your entire body to looking like a woman and then do you mean being trans well no i mean not particularly i mean this woman is this woman is essentially trans she's trans she's gotten all the surgeries yeah she has gotten like ffs she's got she's gotten gender affirmative surgery as this cis woman, absolutely. Okay.

But to look at Kim. Okay, go ahead. I'm going to say something really controversial here. I think she's hotter than Kim. No. Yeah, I'm being dead serious. How? In what way?

Okay. In the way that a 25-year-old with no children is hotter than you know 45 year old like Kim K or whatever well first of all actually yes Max is right I'm not personality wise

attracted to Kim Kardashian at all I like her I think she's she seems like a sweet woman I would throw her in front of a train no remorse

the only like really cool thing that she's ever done is like donated to like a bunch of she's done a lot of pretty she's done a lot of pretty cool stuff yeah i forget the prison shit was pretty cool too but you had that sex tape too that was pretty cool my sex tape she

fucked ray j i don't know i think i think she's pretty cool she seems like she loves her children she seems pretty down to earth i know people think I'm retarded for saying that. After she got held and robbed. She seems like my humble queen. You remember when she got robbed at gunpoint? She donated to a bunch of organizations after that

experience and I thought that that was really cool. But otherwise she's really annoyed me. Why? I mean, why not? It's just like I've never been interested in the Kardashians. I put my foot down seven or eight years ago saying I would never get into reality TV. And now I'm really fucked up because all I want...

They should make a keeping up with the Gonsalins. Going down with the Gonsalins. Well, actually, if my dad said if we ever had a reality tv show it would have already taken place when he still had a practice and it would have been called obgyn blues and it would have been it would have been instead of a reality show been more of a sitcom and he said that all what was the name of his abortion clinic buy you some abortions and my dad was like my dad basically my dad walked up

to me and was like no evil so fun my dad walks up to me he's like oh i'm gonna make some good money with this and i'm like what are you talking about and he's like i just bought the patent and i'm like the patent for what he's like buy you some abortions people that's

why he was so mad when he came out as gay because he knew if you were fucking women you would bring home 10 bitches a day who needed your little demon baby aborted no to truly my dad i i my dad is like real pretty accepting in general of me like he's really fucking fucking dudes but um your dad's really pretty no but my dad's an ugly goblin someone likes her dad no shut up someone said they want to fuck their dad let me let me let me stress this right now my dad is one of the ugliest men on earth you look like your dad i've met your dad you look exactly like first of all first of all ben fuck you max they literally i've seen pictures of...

Don't say it like that. I hope I turn out better. I don't believe in plastic surgery. I'm pretty against it, but if I end up looking like Camel... You should get the Chaney Jones. You should get a BBL, get some massive tits. I just want to wear her body. She looks like fucking

Minecraft porn. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeahcraft it's very minecraft yeah totally totally i wish i could just come out looking like a woman like that yeah i wish i could just like in gta you could pay a hundred thousand dollars to change your appearance and physically alter your like did y'all did y'all see mitski did y'all see mitski i had to go off twitter again did you pull your off this time again it wasn't me this time but it's it's truly her own fans this time and arguably last time it was really her fans believe me true that then she had to intervene before but like she tweeted this thing and it literally wasn't even addressed from her because she is clearly holding her fans with a fucking 12 foot pole. But,

um, I went to, they're all freaks. It was like, um, Hey fans, just so you know, I understand everyone wants to like capture the moment that goes on in my

live shows, but if you're going to do it, please don't have flash on because it's really distracting to me and a lot of other people and immediately was swarmed with replies that were like hey bestie uh well just you know some of us are neurodivergent can't remember anything we really like to record this moment so we can experience it again and if we don't then we're gonna kill ourselves you can't win you can't win of course you can't win but just like i the tone where it's just like hey bestie um just so you know the thing you said is gonna make me kill myself and um it's completely your fault that's so demonic that's honestly they're demons they're demons that's

so insane that's like my my uh friend's neighbor walked knocked on his door and she said, excuse me, look, I need you to know that I'm a little neurodivergent and I'm incredibly sensitive to auditory things, so you need to keep it down. And Jock was like, well, just so you know, I'm retarded and psychotic. I was raised in a shack. I was raised in a shack by an abortion doctor. I went over to my friend's house last night and I made sure I screamed that as many points as I

could because we were both being my friend were just drunk. Yeah, we were like this bitch like what is it about Mitski's music that like I mean I have my own theories which you guys think it is about like Mitski's music that like brings these like post tumblr psychopaths because even then like I don't even think

these were kids are on tumblr well it's just that like it's just a matter of um uh like where indie music has really ended up and it's just like yeah everyone who is into angel olsen in like real estate or would have been into them when they were still popping you know or like um uh dive or like deer hunter you know that kind of like very gay r slash indie head style i mean i loved all that shit i still yeah no i love angel olsen's music personally i don't listen to it anymore but i remember when i was out i loved it is a dig or a value judgment against mitski or any of the previously mentioned artists as well.

But the point is, Mitski makes great music. She's the only one left. Well, first of all, of that class of artist. Yeah, absolutely. I don't think there's anybody else left. I'm trying to think. The golden era of indie... Animal Collective maybe, but they're like, no. They predate all that. Do you think it'll come

back? I feel like there's an indie resurgence happening. No, no, no no the golden era of indie music is over well of course of course i'm not saying i'm not saying no one's arguing that by virtue of you saying do you think it'll come back implies that it has ended well totally but i mean like there's just nothing will ever compare to like the first few years when beach house neon indian well it's not yeah yeah you know, girls die. Anyway, my point is, I'm not even saying anything in comparison. My point is, she's super popular because of that.

Because she's the only one of that temperament left. Yeah, because exactly. Neon Indian last put out an album in 2016. Tame Impala. Tame Impala. But even that, they're a little different. Beach House is over. They're good.

They've been around for so long. Those kinds of assholes that would listen to like mac demarco and like listen to mitski now you know yeah and she kind of entered that late like she was kind of the last person to enter and so she has the longest shelf life exactly i also think it has to do something with a lot of these people like and of course this is not by and large what's happening but i think like a lot of them feel that like due to her like lyrical content where she's like really kind of like i'm so small i'm so tiny i'm so weak i'm so vulnerable i'm so you know like emotionally connected and i'm a bean blah blah blah and that's like that's

not even what she's leading with because she is writing specifically about like she calls herself a bee no but she is writing just like that kind of like that kind of oh i'm a little you're not you're not internet poisoned enough to understand what we're talking about i'm just thinking about different things yeah um but i think like clitoris she knows he's thinking about baked beans but what i was saying i think that like what she had like your best american girl is specifically about like i think there's like a lot of nuance in that song and it's about like being an asian american woman specifically and it isn't like overly twee or like anything like that but i

think a lot of these people just project their own kind of um insecurities and like it's kind of meant to be that they're being dumb onto it. And that's not even a bad thing to do. I think that's why a lot of people like art. But because they do that, they then see that if she's having any kind of criticism or if she's asking anything of them, it then like triggers something in them

where they become like, they're like sleeper cells. They hear like the code word and they all become like terrorists because they're called out for being, know like yeah sensitive or something or or they feel the need to like defend mitski as they would themselves also personally as a lonely girl i can just tell that her music is just designed to attract lonely women yeah yeah yeah exactly she's like she's exactly like angel olsen except angel

which is fine music anymore which is fine to do that it's just it's just that the the fans of those of those groups are more likely to be that kind of insane small bean type of person i loved i love the idea of them being like a sleeper cell terrorist organization they're gonna be the head of the 2030s like in the water wars please don't use please don't all turn your flash on because it blinds me when i'm on stage they're like why do you hate me for being neurodivergent fuck you bitch in in 2045 they're gonna be like the warlords of water like once like most most fresh water is undrinkable due to like radiation poisoning. They're going to be like, I need all this reservoir water for my bath.

I need my bath. This literally reminds me. I need to take my aesthetic indie girl sad path. This literally reminds me of when, I think it was either Arcade Fire had specifications for their live shows where they told people that they shouldn't dress in an aggressive way, no flip-flops, and then they said,

and then they wanted people to turn their phones. That's pretty funny. Wait, no, this is the funniest part. They wanted people to turn their phones. God, that band was so gay. Fuck Wynn Butler. I have so many fucking, that's the lead singer of Arcade Fire, but I have so much dirt on that band lead singer of arcade fire but okay i have so much reflector

was pretty good i'll give him that i have i liked um colin stetson there i believe their saxophone is fucking great i love colin stetson yeah i like his stuff more than i like arcade for sure oh hands down arcade fire is so hot he's really hot they also required people to turn in their cell phones for a concert they were like trying to get that shit is fine it's a little gay but like i would understand i think that it's uh like there should be like a far day cage where like you can't post to instagram while you're in the concert like you're completely disconnected from the outside world no texting the bestie about what they're missing you know if you want to take a photo or a video of the concert that's fine like

if uh but like yeah no no no like uh going on live during the concert if i go to a concert i'm really not disturbed by a cell phone or someone using it the only thing that really fucks me up at a concert is if people sing along to the songs i really i i i think that i i will not pay for a show if people are just gonna sing along it's not like live music period i can't yeah i can't i don't like i mean i i agree with you in a large part about like live shows making you feel autistic and and yeah like a lot of um a lot of artists don't or can't really match what they do in a live setting what they do in a studio because a lot of artists like just have unlimited time in the

studio and do whatever but like it is really cool to go go to a concert where like a musician is is a really good musician knows what they're playing like is having fun on stage like playing what they want to play like a lot of people like give jam bands shit or whatever but uh like listening to like i don't know that's not like a complete but with that like that's more like an experience man yeah yeah and that's more that's that's more like because there's like a huge culture with that it's like you're going and you're like buying wares and you're like you're going to lot and shitting you're getting diarrhea from vegan sandwiches you know yeah going to the porta potitting you're getting diarrhea from vegan sandwiches you know yeah yeah go to the porta potty but yeah and like that i understand because that is like

that's an activity that is a full hobby that's totally like not my bag either but like i i like being able to go some someplace and like there's really not that many musicians that can really pull off exactly the last musician i saw i'm gonna be i don't know i am going to see the jvn live show so we shouldn't talk the best live show musician i have ever seen is dan deacon and that's only because he's incredibly interactive with the crowd and literally would get people to run he would get a half of the crowd to run in a circle uh in a line and then he would get the other half of the crowd to run in a counterclockwise circle within that circle and then one satanic that's a satanic ritual he was opening up a portal to hell a la travis scott and then one

and then he would assign and then and look then he would assign satanism you participate in a satanic ritual but could it because he's like it gets better it gets better then he would assign one person into the middle of the circle and he would say instruct that person to start moving and dancing however and everyone in the crowd there would be like a woman in a fucking crow uh cap walking on the stage i've seen dan deacon six times live i fucking love him but then other musicians are just so terrible live okay literally the worst musician i've seen of all time of all time he sounded like a um drunk kindergartner with a disability um wow whiz khalifa live yeah it sounded like this like yeah yeah yeah actually that sounds amazing i would love that non-verbal it was like non it was a noise show at that point yeah literally and then like there's just so many bands they're just so fucking terrible live m83 was a was a fucking bust yeah i would i would um maybe maybe i'll have to start defending

mitsuki now from her fans instead of attacking them yeah but you need to bring her back on back on or she should or she should hire me as her twitter person so i can spend 12 hours a day doing what would be a dream job of mine which is just arguing with fancy fans she should start actively antagonizing her fans that would be so sick final comment they would love it they love the pain they would they would also love that they would love that they're little pain freaks they they love being inconvenienced and they love being oppressed clearly yeah they clearly like love um turning their own kind of like neuroses into um content exactly because they listen to mitski they like they love that my final thing about this is the last live show i saw was one

of my favorite musicians i'm gonna dox her and she was literally booed off stage by angry was it dj sensitive jock no shut the fuck up it was no honestly she wasn't booed completely off stage i'm over exaggerating but she was getting booed while she was playing because it was so bad. And I will never pay to see her live again. Who was it? Okay, honestly, it was Caroline Polachek. Oh, yeah, I've heard. Well, okay, but you also saw...

Ben is pointing his finger at saying for us to pause because there is a car alarm going off right now um and ben is making that face like when i talk it's the same it's the same effect as hearing an alarm just there's so much honking happening today it's probably celebrating sorry go back in i took the time stamp down okay no i have heard a lot of bad things about her show but also it's because you saw her at ladyland in brooklyn which is a for those of you who may not know is a um horrible festival style drag ball in bushwick and jock asked me jock got bad and because i didn't go with him i had a free ticket and i wanted you to come to the wrestling way would I go to Bushwick Ladyland. I would honestly rather kill myself than go to a drag ball in Bushwick.

I'm not even kidding. If I had to go, if I had to do that or swallow a bunch of razor blades and then jump off my building, I would do the latter. I am not fucking kidding you. Can I please clarify why I thought you were going to like this? Because Christina Aguilera was there. No, first of all let me just clarify because you're being racist and you're like it's a white latina on stage don't you want to see yourself reflected immediately you are just coming up with the most

evil stupid responses that is not okay first of all it was not a drag ball i would never go to a fucking drag ball you've lost your mind it was a it was a show thrown by the evil lady fag who that's what they call her lady fag i'm sorry that's person is not a drag queen no that's that's a lesbian it's just a lesbian okay even worse any yeah anyway this was a multi multi artist there was some drag but it was more like christina gulera and caroline polacek on giant stage okay sorry you stand you stand corrected i just googled ladyland festival bills itself as an outdoor queer music festival which sounds even worse okay now i want to state again if if i had known what I was getting into, I know Ben wouldn't have shown up there. I told you.

But you didn't explain it like this. I told you it was a drag ball. No, stop. It's going to be full of the most annoying gays. Look, in my defense. And you were like, I don't care. I'm going. It's free.

And I was like, okay, I'm not coming with you. Because my friends were performing at it. Let me get to the most important part of why I went to this music festival and why i genuinely thought ben you would be interested and i had a free ticket and i wanted to give it to you and the only other person that had a free ticket for was for caleb's girlfriend from pot about list and then she was half vaccinated and so they wouldn't let her in and so i wasn't vaccinated at the time anyways oh yeah whatever it doesn't even matter it's bygones be bygones. But the reason I wanted you to go to this thing was because my friends from New Orleans were putting on a show called Chokehold. And if you Google this or if you live in New Orleans, you have to go.

You're missing out. It's the experience of a lifetime. I think drag usually kind of fucking sucks, but it is drag wrestling and they take it to the extreme. It is. Ben, you would have died. No, I would have loved it, but no way would it ever make up. You wouldn't have even gone on the property just for that.

No. What's it called? Chokehold. Of course it would not. What's chokehold? Chokehold. Chokehold. Jock, have you ever switching'all. Have you ever? Have you ever just switching gears here?

Have you ever tried from under cheese? It's so good. We just started serving at the restaurant. Oh my God. This cheese is so good. Have you ever had it? Stop. I'm not.

I'm not falling for your retarded little stupid joke. What? It's a delicious sheep's milk cheese from under. Shut up. You're so, you you're thinking i'm not getting it you got your ass you want to know where i heard that one from jock do you know who told me that one my dad when you fucked him last night no my friend joe do you know joe oh joe joe castle joe mama oh fuck you bitch she got you i thought ben was trying to cloud name drop well look the drag wrestling shit was hysterical and the funniest thing about that entire show is the anniversary of 9-11 and they opened up the show they do a

tribute to 9-11 no they opened up the show with a huge 9-11 joke and it was like on the screen and they were like, you know that 9-11 turns 19 or 20 today. She can't buy drinks on her own but we got her a fake ID and they had the Twin Towers on a photoshopped license. Nice.

What did it say on the gender? What was the gender? What gender is 9-11? That's like a question you ask at like is 9-11 that's like a question that's like a question you ask it like twin towers that's like a question you ask it like a duke university queer theory seminar it's like what gender is 9-11 de-gendering 9-11 he or she well somewhere in between what what do you think do you think 9-11 is categorically male or female or non-binary?

9-11 is male. Not male. The towers are female. See, I completely disagree with you. I think 9-11 as an event is categorically female because the tower as it exists in the American consciousness is a phallic symbol. The plane actually is gay. It's gay it's trans it's trans okay i'm gonna finish my theory the 9-11 the tower is a symbol of the phallus but the plane is also the symbol

of another phallus and they collide and it's catastrophic it's gay yet homophobic because it shows that the only recourse to gay intercourse is um uh utter destruction removing the phallus and replacing it with a hole oh okay oh yeah that's so true okay well how about this it's actually detransition or detransitionary because of world trade center one they rebuilt the phallus it's it is a detransition it's trans regret it's trans regret as an event as an event it is a trans regret and that is my reason for why we should have invaded iraq not because of terrorism not because of uh oil we should have invaded it because they did uh turfdom by uh inventing a symbol of uh detransition since we were trying to determine the wait well since we were trying to determine the the gender of the twin towers or

9-11 i'm gonna go ahead and say, let's also discuss their position. Are they a top or a bottom? Because like literally the Twin Towers are like basically two giant bottoms for the US. Or a leg. Symbolically. Or a pair of women's legs. Because there's two of them and they're

open constantly. And there's a gap there constantly. It's a big hole in the street. It's a big hole. And it's wet all the time like a slug. A big gap. No, I just decided something. A big gash.

I just decided something really important. Let's move into a little story about another beautiful woman, not the Twin Towers. Okay, that's fine. But I have to say one thing really quickly. Instead of transitioning into a woman i've decided to transition into solely a hole i just want to be a hole on legs okay thank you no that's it thank you um we are talking about an oklahoma democratic

congressional candidate who was uh is still funny, in the running after this happened. She is going to win. She's cemented her victory in some, I think, Tulsa district. Guys, the votes aren't all counted yet. She can still win. She can still win. She's still in the running, but she did have quite the snafu from our only source of news, Seeking Derangement's only news source, the reputable DailyMail, of news, seeking to raise its only news source,

the reputable DailyMail, thank you, Jock,.com. Dem congressional candidate is shamed by mother. The Daily Mayo? The Daily Mayo, exactly. Dem congressional candidate is shamed by mother on Twitter after, quote unquote, getting drunk and shouting at school girls, calling one acne fucker and another one Hispanic fucker during teen Valentine's sleepover before throwing up in hamper and girl's shoe. Okay.

The poets who work for the Daily Mail, they deserve a Nobel Prize. Should we get into this article? Yes. It's quite the doozy. I love Daily Mail. We are talking about Abby Broyles, who is the candidate for Oklahoma's 5th District. Is that a significant or significant position, first of all? No, it's not significant.

I mean, it's like a local seat. Honestly, I don't know. But her, the Daily Mail includes all of these pictures of her and in each one she is holding a wine glass one of them she is one of them she's literally in a vineyard the hit i'm not even kidding they have a gallery where it's a pictures she is holding a wine glass in each picture besides one in which she's giving a thumbs up job she's giving a thumbs up and wearing a shirt that says quit bitching and vote she's she's kind of like kristin cinema

light you know she's epic millennial um yeah but by psychotic blonde woman if she'd never taken that extra step of you know yeah actually manning up a little bit in college and totally and she doesn't other die count she doesn't dress quite as much as that woman from scooby-doo her style is a bit more restrained but it is still neat daphne yeah whichever one um but let's get into the article uh oklahoma uh decrescent uh we already got that happy blah blah picture she allegedly insane also i know we really need to talk about that the headline picture for this article is a two pictures of her where first one makes her look like she is 27 and it says drunk dim as in drunk democrat and then the next picture is a picture where she looks at least 30 or 40

that's one of the moms. That's not her. It's a different person. That's the mother. That's the mother. I kept seeing that. I was like, how could they do that? So she allegedly became drunk over the course of an evening and then threw up in the laundry basket and in a girl's shoe and launched a profanity-laced tie-drape against several of the children.

So basically, she was that woman that you thought was her drug she that is a bestie of hers um that was there during it um so abby the uh congressional candidate went over to her house to uh have a girlie's night i have the thread the original thread on me from from i've got actually i've got it here from sarah matthews sarah matthews was the mom the friend yes sarah matthews is the older woman who is friends with abby who is the congressional candidate you know what let's let's start from the beginning um so like a couple of of weeks ago like this this was what like on the 18th or something um there's a little story out of oklahoma about this this woman abby broils uh who's running for uh for their like it's i think it's a congressional

district or like state senate seat or something um and so like this woman just like puts out like a call out post post out of nowhere where she's like okay abby since you're such a fake friend like this and you won't listen to you won't reply to my emails or my phone calls i'm gonna have to put a call out twitter thread you know like very annoying uh you know uh adderall uh like influenced rant um like clearly this woman is on something or like fucked up there's there's there's no like real winners here i guess but like this lady like this random mom puts out this like call out post it's like uh you you came for uh you think it was malicious i don't think and you got drunk and you puked on her shoe i don't think i don't think it was malicious i

think this abby this abby woman literally just went psycho okay i'm sorry but at this sleepover if you're puking in a shoe it's malicious i pissed no not on her part on the part of sarah the mother who made this twitter thread okay i was gonna say if you're pissed if you're throwing up in someone's shoe it's malicious there's like several different options of places you can throw up if you're throwing up in someone's shoe it's malicious there's like several different options of places you can throw up if you're throwing up in a shoe you're going out of your way to piss someone off not only did you scare and traumatize these beautiful girls with your words you ruined a pair of their shoes with your vomit which which he saved up to buy with their own

money so funny god so you know she went can't get any more Midwest than that. Sarah kind of was like... Making your kids pay for their own fucking shoes. I know! Her pair of flats from the gap that I made her buy. You destroyed them. I drove her out to the mall.

You ruined my daughter's Uggs. So Abby, the woman who was puking, yeah, she was at Sarah's house. It seems like Sarah gave her some kind of sleeping pill or my guess is it is Ambien that Abby then had like 16 glasses of wine with

and then she went completely berserk. Not only did she call one of them up. So she broils hurled multiple insults at the preteen girls, including acne fucker,

Hispanic fucker, and judgy fucker. I'm Hispanic fucker. I'm judgy fucker. Guess that just leaves one spot for me. It is so funny to call a 14 year old you are so fucked up i'm so drunk and all clearly this like abby has some kind of like

sleepover trauma clearly there is something horrible happened to her at a sleepover when she was a preteen and the ambien brought back those like brought back some memories and she went fucking nutso i didn't even think of it like that but that's like an actual that's like true sounding oh no it happens she said her behavior was a result of having a bad reaction to sleeping pills her friend gave her yeah that'll happen they drink a bunch of wine as they enjoyed an evening of wine and sushi while watching a movie god i'm sorry they put bolly water in my sushi instead of helping me sleep i hallucinated i don't remember anything until i woke up or came to and then i was throwing up in a hamper she said she said i want to say sorry for the bottom of my heart i apologize for any hurt or drama or trauma that i caused um when i didn't know what i was doing i

am deeply deeply sorry she added that she didn't believe she has a problem with alcohol okay i want to say also it's like his it's like his stare if she had not said the latino thing and i was her i would have just not apologized i would have been like they're making it really you think the hispanic fucker is the thing that's pretty bad because that's like directly racist keep in mind this is a democratic candidate oh yeah that's what i'm saying and you she said, you know that because she said Hispanic fucker and not Mexican fucker. Well, look, all I'm imagining. You little Latinx piece of shit.

You little Latinx fucker. I'm imagining that the young girls are all sitting around, like, probably watching something, laughing, enjoying. And this woman barged into the room. This woman somersaulted into the room. She somersaulted into the room and immediately she's like oh look at this little judgy bitch in my face and then then we got this little fucking the fat one and now we got the latino the hispanic one yeah um sarah matthews who's 12 years old is it more offensive that she said hispanic versus latino i i know i think those are synonymous i'm just saying what i meant

what i meant to say is if she were a republican she definitely would have called them like a spick wetback or mexican yes oh my god i didn't hear those words whoops mexican whatever sarah matthews whose 12 year old daughter was at the party said burles verbally and emotionally abused the group of 12 and 13 year olds on the weekend of february 12th and 13th i love how salacious the daily mail goes because they make it seem like it lasted for two days on the weekend like it happened in one night but they're like i'm trying to make this seem as bad as possible she wrote on twitter like a real housewives episode it literally is she wrote on twitter for someone who punted pontificates to be undyingly pro-woman i am disgusted by your behavior and find it appalling you could understand why these parents are angry your vile cruel and bigoted

behavior should not be excused or swept under the rug that was written by the mother of course also what do you expect from some some stupid ass dumb drunk woman who wears a dress that just says hope on the side yeah no she's she's very kristin cinema she's very kristin cinema she's probably drunk most of her day i would say she's she is wine she's wine drunk i'm gonna go ahead i accept her for being an alcoholic perspective though let's let's put this into perspective this is a democratic uh candidate right not even a nominee yet because i don't think no she's running for a congressional seat what she's great yeah but but but she's running for a congressional seat in uh in a really red uh county or district what right i don't know she

lost the last election it might be might be a blue district it It could be. I don't know. It could be blue velvet. In any case, I feel so bad for the nice, progressive little teacher that the DSA is going to put out. No, come on. She's going to steamroll in the fucking primary in June. The Tulsa DSA.

Tulsa DSA is going to put out some poor fucking sacrificial lamb. I'll still feel bad for them when they fucking get their shit stomped by this no she's a queen honestly she should just go full cancel culture now she should become a free speech she should become a free speech cancel culture person and say that she's being canceled by uh 12 year olds in their um you know they're not letting her do free speech by calling as far as fucker and an acne fucker. As far as I'm concerned, she has a future at Fox News or with the Republican Party.

I don't know why she's freaking out about this. This is the blow-up opportunity for her. She's so cool. I know. She should go right-wing. No, dude. She can be like the Democrats. She can be like...

I mean, she'll just be Kristen Sinema. She should just be Kristen Sinema. Yeah. No, she's such a queen. I don't know who this Kristen Sinema is. It's okay, Jock. The things I'm accused of saying are not who I am, nor do they depict the entirety of the situation that occurred.

They are not a reflection of my beliefs. This has been a painful attack on my character from the accusations themselves to the overwhelming amount of politically charged threat, malicious emails, calls, and messages I've received. I i love that she's like she's doing the whole like people are trying to kill me i'm getting death threats no you're not you're not getting death threats the most you're getting is that like some 13 year old is like dming you to get back at you for calling them acne fucker you know like all of us you're getting i love this

called out on on tulsa local twitter yeah like all of us i'm not perfect me after driving 300 miles per hour down the sidewalk after murdering 70 people with my car like all of us i'm not perfect we all make mistakes and i'm not and i'm not the only oklahoman who's ever had one too many on a friday night oh my god i'm playing the organ because this bitch is preaching she's preaching being in the public eye for an intense three years and tumultuous political climate has been the most stressful time in my life while i'm committed to service i'm taking some time to focus on my mental health and recharging so I can feel 100% again. I got to say,

I get back to the hard work, work of bullying preteens on Ambien. I got to say my roommate is a woman from Oklahoma too, and they do love to drink. Oh my God. Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't doubt that at all.

You guys want to go through one last article before we before we leave this is also about abby broils it's it's from the american conservative oh my god did she do something else it's called in defense of abby broils yeah calling a bunch of annoying teenagers names is beyond the pale then we are much further down the road to ruin than even i oh my god yes yes this is by matthew walter it's uh from the american conservative um last week our city water was yellow again i love that she has conservatives defending her now oh my god and they're starting off with some like inane fucking like flint shit oh yeah it's happening to my people now oh no whatever who cares sorry sorry you have to like buy uh fucking filtered water because you you were you want to live in a county

that had cheap taxes oh god let's see what has caught my attention is is the story of abby broils a democratic uh democrat running for house seat in oklahoma in Oklahoma who made headlines after it was reported that she verbally accosted several teenagers at a sleepover being held at a home of a friend. So according to a liberal journalism nonprofit, not unlike the one that can't figure out what is wrong with our water, Broyles spent the evening drinking wine

in her friend's kitchen, making TikToks with the kids and calling them names like Act fucker they all watch titanic she also peaked at least twice once in a laundry basket and once in another guest's shoes and again oh my god there's a paragraph here there's a paragraph here this is why we can't have nice things and calling a bunch of annoying teenagers names especially after you've had a lot a lot to drink is beyond the pale then we get much further down the road to ruin them i've ever even guessed oh my god this guy is so fun i love that he's like don't protect like don't do not disparage

the western values of abusing your children while drunk it's like this is what holds our societies together i'm also imagining this woman looking in the eyes as she uh of whoever's shoes it was like one of the little girl's shoes and she looked in the eyes and threw up in them like she obviously did that on purpose i'm sorry like you throw up in a in a hamper instead of a toilet even if no she threw up in a ham no she You throw up in a hamper instead of a toilet? No, she also threw up in a hamper. I'm just saying both of those places. She threw up everywhere besides the toilet, which yes, is a little... That's true. You could have just gone back to the hamper.

I would have been so fucking pissed off if my dad had already fucked up. She can vomit in that thing again. She ripped the ballet flat off an acne fucker's shoe and puked in it. She's like, come over here, I need to puke. No, she was like, get that judgy bitch's

shoes over here. Get the judgy bitch's shoes over here. Bring her shoes to me. We're gonna play a little prank, kiddies. And America, in which someone like Burroughs cannot represent the good poop of Oklahoma and Congress, seems like a very dreary place.

What the fuck is this guy caping for? They're fucking. And the fact that she's forced to invent absurd excuses rather than acknowledge the truth about what amounts to an ultimately harmless evening of one-sided embarrassment embarrassment is a serious obstacle to the quote-unquote female empowerment promoted by broils during her campaign female empowerment in air quotes was that hillary's main slogan female empowerment no no it was mostly eating babies yeah literally yeah yeah it's funny because like the democrats no matter where they are stay abusing children whether it's on the east coast where you're doing like satanic rituals or in the middle of oklahoma all throughout

this great america democrats will be abusing children no matter where they are yeah to be honest i don't get the end of this in defense of abby broyle's like my my article my defense that is not like going to scar them for life yeah literally i would be like My article, if I had to credit the fact that she's a queen in slaves, she's a queen in slaves. That is not going to scar them for life. Yeah, literally. I would be like, look, we can't all have nice things, but the road to perfection is paved with incremental steps, and

Abby Broyles, by virtue of not, you know, sledding these children out and merely insulting them, is that first step can i make a prediction of the future of this situation please so you think she'll win no no just listen so 20 years from now these children have all grown up and become the most successful girl bosses in every field you think one of them is the top editor of vogue one of them is the vice president. One of them is the new CEO

of Revlon. Jock's struggling to think of jobs that exist for women. One of them is the head of the WWF. I love it. I love it. Girl bosses, jobs women have are CEO of a makeup company, CEO of a magazine, and vice president.

Flash forward to this future.by brawls is now in a lawsuit suing dad no no no she's not listen she's in a lawsuit and she is suing every one of these girls and saying that if she had not bullied them then they would not be the success they had grown into i i can see it now sure sure sure i can see it one of them one of them grows up to start a shoe company that is like vomit proof and they're like if i had not gone through the trauma i faced when i was 15 when abby burrell's puked in my shoe i would never have been forced to have the entrepreneurial foresight to develop a shoe that a drunk woman could never puke in it's it's it's like the um the only drawback is that they're the like the kind of shoe the spree on shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

oh my god she i think her wait was her race called today i think her race was called today no it looks like it's in june oh oh wait no sorry she she ran in 2020 and lost then yeah damn so this bitch is just running yeah no she's like i want to go look at the party apparatchik and the local democratic party and they need like a body to put in uh for like the democrat or for the republicans to win against i think in the future there's going to be a lot of people suing other people for for money claiming that the trauma they committed influenced them to be money machines okay i have a clip of her speaking let's guess if she's drunk or not i'm just gonna play it okay wait wait wait interview with fox 25 about redistricting

and the litigation we anticipate over oh this is a different one wait this one this one started i'm in my car drunk oh wait can can you can you please start from the beginning because it cut out completely i didn't hear it it's fine we're gonna max is gonna play the uh apology of her on the news which she used to what's funny is she made a public apology on uh local news media for a news station she used to work for. Like, imagine you worked with a woman who then had to come back to the workplace to make an apology

about how she harassed 12 preteen girls. She probably had to pull strings and do some fucked up shit just to make that happen. No, no. They want her on Imagine the Ratings. Oh, I didn't even shit just to make that. No, no. They want her on. Imagine the ratings.

I didn't even think of it like that. You know what I mean? Ratings or not. She sounds like she's still like sleeping at all. Let's see. I'm not saying you're not being truthful, but you know, there are people out there watching right now saying, come on, she blacked out and doesn't remember. What do you say to those people?

First of all, I want to apologize to the families again and for people who say i just blacked out and i'm making this up you don't know me i've never ever would say something hurtful like those things and that's why i know i was not in my right mind i know that that's what happened because of that combination of things and i I, I deeply, deeply regret it. Wait, so she's saying, she's saying I wasn't blacked out,

but I said things I would never say. So she must've been blacked out. I was blacked out. Yeah. No, like people are giving her like the, the benefit of being like, she's still blacked out.

Yeah, exactly. Wait, wait, wait, wait, she's still blacked out. She's on fucking inframittal. She's like, how dare you say I still blacked out yeah exactly wait wait wait she's still blacked out she's on fucking inframittal she's like how dare you say i'm blacked out you fucking saggy faced fucker

no au contraire she she was fully oh contraire she was fully aware and fully conscious of what was happening and what but she couldn't control it because of the drug she was on so let's let's let's let me think of this in a different way she she she totally has complete explaining a discreet experience that happens to him when he mixes 12 substances shut up basically what she did she's like mixed 12 different types of wine and Ambien. Well, first of all, I want to say that I've never made any mistakes like this on Ambien. Bitch, just say you're blacked out. Also, it's just 101.

Don't mix Ambien and alcohol. The one time I mixed Ambien and alcohol, I was supposed to meet someone at a diner, and they thought I committed suicide, and then they called my mom, and my mom called the cops, and the cops beat my door down, and when they found that I was alive, I said, going back to bed this is ridiculous that's right and then they and then they fucking installed my door back on the hinges while i was sleeping very nice i went back i literally went back to bed i was like this is stupid no i mean people were clearly clearly like that guy was asking her like just say you're blacked out people will understand if you just say you're blacked out she won't even take that that's what she said originally actually no

originally she said that she it was all a lie and she was actually in a fundraising at a fundraising event like in another county she she said that on. I did not have abusive relationships with those children. Honestly, this literally just sounds like some kind of HBO teen drama. Wait, can we go back? Can we hear the rest of the apology? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Do you have a problem with any kind of substance? Alcohol or anything like that? Do you feel like you do?

No. Let me just say this. You were a little girl that age at one time. You remember what it's like in middle school. What would you like to say to those young girls? Fuck you, bitch. Stop lying. Stop lying, you little horse.

First of all, I would like to tell all those little girls that they are never going to grow up to be anything. second of all the judge you want the bottom of my heart i apologize for any hurt or damage or trauma that my behavior when i didn't know what i was doing caused i'm deeply oh yeah she sounds pretty sincere to be honest it is a nightmare situation to be like blacked out and that happens during campaign season. Because they do pay you a lot of money. It's not a lot of money, but you're guaranteed an income. I'm not trying to sound contrarian.

She just sounds fucked up. I hope her opponent cuts an ad. I feel like Abby Broyles running for the fifth congressional seat in Oklahoma abuses children. Called one of them an acne fucker. Another, a judgy fucker. She's stealing their organ energy to feed Moloch. All right. Does she apologize for herself anymore?

Sorry. Now, let's talk about some of the reports. Just a little sorry at the end sorry sorry she should have doubled down she should have doubled down like christian walker says when you go woke you go broke yeah she should have come out swinging at those kids she should have been like yeah that one is a little hispanic fucker i don't like her the judgy one can suck my dick and the acne one is busted as fuck she should come out to be honest joe i did the same thing in the campaign and look

where he is now look fat look i wish i wish i could i wish i could take ambien and have like six different wigs and outfits to correspond to dressing up abused children no shut up now look i i want to do like a one literally just just what jvn does don't compare me to the devil you are so i'm trying to i'm trying to check you before you wreck yourself jvn jock you are incredibly similar to jvn i'm gonna cut you off right there and say that i'm offended and i hate you and i'm gonna fight this fight it's not a bad thing there are many good things about jvn meet me after the jvn show in front of the concert hall and we are gonna go and he's gonna see the fight and he's gonna

tweet about it and he's gonna be like hope a non-binary person intervenes yeah no okay what i was trying to say is that i wish i had several wigs and outfits so that i could eddie murphy clumps style reenact reenact the abby broils incident as me as abby

broils and me also playing the little girls getting uh all like 12 of them yes yeah no literally you should to be sick i have to come up with like different like different ways to distinguish them they're going to be all like uh like the 12 dwarves or seven dwarves we should do an episode while you're on uh ambient oh yeah well no i mean let me say this first of all. I have to go back to Louisiana and see Dr. Shane LaHood to get my

Ambien refill. Yes. I love Dr. Shane LaHood. Because my Denver doctor is like, I see that you were prescribed this. Oh, you're a drug addict and I don't want to give you more drugs? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Shut up, man.

I'm going to sue you for medical malpractice doctor I just wanna very clearly make I just wanna make everyone out there listening just one really quick statement about myself I am not a drug addict I am prescribed over 17 different prescriptions that

are how much what is your monthly budget on butane shut your mouth shut your mouth shut up shut up shut the fuck up that are... Stop, stop, stop. What is your monthly budget on butane? Don't interrupt. Don't interrupt. Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth. Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I just want to clarify this really quickly. I have several different health conditions and I have to take a lot of different medications and they are not all mental health fun drugs like you think they are. Fun drugs? Yeah not like i've prescribed like oxycontin and like some of it is extra

strength hemorrhoid cream okay it literally is like it doesn't taste very good ben it doesn't taste great it's not many flavored yeah i like eating that extra strength hemorrhoid cream every day when i'm like you think i like doing that's not a drug. It's not a fun mental health drug like marijuana. I have to eat an entire tube of extra strength hemorrhoid cream. I take these drugs because it helps me live and my doctor

prescribed them to me. And it split the gumbo. No one is calling you a drug addict because you're taking You literally just called me one. I'm not calling you a drug addict because you're taking drugs prescribed by your doctor. Everyone is a drug addict. Some people are drug addicts. I'm calling you a drug addict because you're taking drugs prescribed by your doctor. Everyone is a drug addict. Some people are drug addicts. I'm calling you a drug addict because you're addicted to marijuana.

Okay, that's fine. Okay, but that's all I meant. I'm not saying, Jock, you're addicted to mood stabilizers. I wish you were addicted to mood stabilizers. Take a screenshot of this because I just used one of my pipe cleaners to make a pipe cleaner noose to hang myself because you were depressing me. No, Jock. You're going to be fine, baby. You think I can fit?

Yeah, I don't think you're going to fit into that. Someone please get a screenshot of this. I got it. I got it. Okay, you got it. I don't think it's going to fit, Jock. I'm sorry. It's okay. Before we finish, we're almost done, but I wanted to know before I

close out the show. We're gearing up on closing on a really important milestone, Ben. Very important milestone. Since we started this podcast. Really? Yeah.

How long do y'all think I've been a part of it? Since like August of 2020. 2020 okay but that doesn't that just like give me a time that doesn't saying it's about you right now jock this is about yeah you're you're not on your anniversary of joining the podcast bitch i'm happy the podcast started two years ago. I literally was just asking when I started. I don't remember. It was in August of 2020. It was like two, a couple of months after we started the Patreon, I think. So it has. I've been on it for two years.

Max is saying something very important, Jock, and you're trampling all over him. Give him space, please. I'm so sorry, Max. Please give him space. Max, I'm so sorry. Anyway. Anyway. I'm sorry.

Yes. And this is our 120th episode uh it's it's been uh nice to get to those two big round number milestones big run um yeah and also uh i uh i'm gonna be taking a hiatus from the show from next month on um to be honest like, when I first started this show with Ben, I had no idea it would even last this long. I'm very grateful that it has lasted this long, and it looks like it's going to go on for a long, long time.

Not least because... Chuck, stop. Not least because... I'm sorry. I'm starting to fall asleep. I'm under my blankets already. Chuck's making fart noises. Max is lullabying me to sleep right

now okay max can anyway um not not least because uh jacques and ben and and i and hessa of course our new addition who is sadly not here today because she's busy she's making sweet love to kanye west um um so yeah no i mean we we all really appreciate and i especially appreciate you the fan the listener we love we love you the patreon pirate the max is not completely disappearing also from the person who always asks me for track ids even though i put them in the fucking description every time uh everyone who uh has complained or ever will complain about the editing i will miss you but uh i'm taking a hiatus because to be honest i have other shit going on in my life uh i have a degree to finish i have uh a life here in spain actually has an h an hiv diagnosis to deal with

to deal with and uh uh yeah to be honest uh yes bitch slay the house down living here in spain and doing the show remote is is very tough it's taxing yeah i'm uh i i will leave it in the more keepable hands of jacques ben and hassa and it's not like i'm going forever max will still be around and max will uh come back from time to. Like how Amber still hangs around fucking Chapo even though she hasn't been on an episode. And we'll still have the same music. Max will send us music for each episode.

Production wise it won't change. Also though between me Max and Ben I mean between me Hessa and Ben we literally have comparable music taste to Max. Yes. We know the dark underground world hits you're looking for.

It's good to still have Max's signature taste here. Yeah. And we will miss you very much, Max. Absolutely. I'll miss you guys as well. But yeah, you can follow me at SweetXPalma. I don't think I've ever plugged my Twitter on here. Probably for the best

to be honest um yeah you want to see some really disgusting horrible stuff but max will be back pictures of the times and the like i'm sure um and you will still be able to hear him in the mix of the show we're really gonna miss that guy though yeah i'll miss you guys well till next time uh until next time. Love you guys. Until next time. Bye. Talk to you soon. Mwah.

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