Seeking Derangements - SD 184 - Critical Jacques Theory

Episode Date: January 2, 2023

Today Jacques sits our white asses down and is accidentally racist while telling us about how Avatar 2 is racist, we do a present review, talk about these two Christian influencers who couldn't stop jacking off to trans porn, Elon Musk trying to kill Steve Aoki. Subscribe to our Patreon for an extra one (and oftentimes two) extra episodes a week.

Have you ever started to think That there wouldn't be any love No, no, no, no, no You know you need a motherfucker You know you need a No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, girl you know you need girl there would be no sweet kisses without girls every boy needs a girl and what a sad old world this would be without girls pretty girls pretty girls pretty girls hello everyone um we are back from our christmas break um jock i got back to new york city last night and i had like five packages that i realized you must have sent to me because i opened them i have been telling you this and one was a xl i think double xl sexy green eminem shirt

another one was a bob marley shirt that looks like you'd find it at like a mall in like 2011 and then I got sexy green M&M do you mean like the Lisa Rinna M&M or unfortunately no I would love a Lisa Rinna green M&M none of these shirts belong to you by the way these are to be printed

you weren't giving those to me for Christmas no I was mailing them to you like I told you for the last two months to produce T-shirts. I saw like a year-end thing. Well, I wore them already. Sorry. Go ahead. I saw like a year-end thing that was talking about how like the hot hairstyle of the year.

And it was the hairstyle that Jennaenna ortega has in um wednesday and it was compared it was like all the people that have had that style and one was lisa rinna and then separately also on the same list was lisa rinna eminem like it's a separate celebrity she is i would love a real housewives universe that was they were all eminence just lisa rita eminem everyone else is normal hey y'all why do you hate us what what do you mean you don't like eminem's jack has covid everywhere yeah i have covid second of, they're big Avatar 2 fans. I can't get them to shut up about it.

It's the way water flows through us. I haven't seen it. I've been verbally assaulted by Ben and Hessa already, even before the recording has started. Ben, do you want to see it today? I have to work, but I would go... Is tomorrow

New Year's Eve? Yeah, it's New Year's Eve. That's fake of you to not want to go see the movie with Hessa. I would go see the movie with Hessa. I have a job. Just because I support you. Not that you know anything about that. Go ahead, quit.

I want to, honestly. You do like once a week. The job I do twice a month. I work more hours than them. Begging to quit it. You quit at the end of every shift And they're like alright see you next month I'm not even kidding that's literally what happened I got fired because I got fired on Pride Sunday

Because you were being too proud You were being too proud I love You got fired from Let's not Please let's not say the name of the restaurant i work at i thought it was a perfume line no it's not um it's the name of the restaurant thank you so much um but i worked on i was driving the rash car for pride and i told my boss i was like hey i'm sorry.

I can't make it. No one's taking my shift. I offer people money and no one can take it. And I'm sorry, but I need to be in pride. She was like, she's like, well,

it seems like you're never able to show up for your shifts anyway. So you're just never going to be able to schedule. Yeah. Which is fine. That's what you get. That's what you get for being weak willed. Yeah, exactly. The will in you to work is weak exactly i have a really nice setup though because i can just pick up shifts or whatever i want so it's pretty ideal but unfortunately i can't go see avatar 2 i do

want to see it let's see it on sunday y'all are plagued with awful evil demons. You're being so mean already. I'm not even being mean. You're three minutes into the episode and you said you hate us. How do you feel, Jacques? I have no work ethic and you're calling us demons three minutes in. Because you want to go see the worst movie of all

time. You two should just make plans to go read Mankind together or something. Oh, Mein Kampf. I was like, what is Mankind? Mankind. It's one of my favorite restaurants down here. They have a special

pig belly special. Café du Mankind. Café du Mankind. Jock's favorite Nazi-themed beignetet spot y'all gotta go to cafe du monde the food of vichy france is actually incredible y'all gotta see that you gotta see their uniforms they are i would love to see you no offense i don't actually want you to do this but i would personally love i'm laughing right now at envisioning you doing a already already nazi nazi strut into cabin du montgarnet i would love to see you do that i think it'd be

really you know ben's about to say something incredible when it's when he instantly starts qualifying it by and this wouldn't be i wouldn't be happy about it don't actually do that i'd actually be incredibly offended if you did do that. I wouldn't do that. I'm not evil. I know you wouldn't do that. You have a kind soul and you love the Jewish people. I don't support the racial industrial complex like you two Avatar 2 fans.

What's a racial industrial complex? Walk us through what that means big race wait so avatar is racist racist to indian people and blacks thank you for for filling in that Mad Lib for me. You're welcome. Fantastic. It's racist to Native Americans, Indigenous peoples, and

black people. What did I fucking just say? Did I stutter? No, you didn't stutter. Okay. Why? I don't know if you want to get into that but why why are they racist because they put a bunch of dreads in indian clothing on a on a on a do you think alien do you think native americans dress like that yeah i think i can still exist and don't bro james cameron said James Cameron said the main inspiration behind... Bro.

The main inspiration... Your privilege, bro. Okay, hold on. This is so... I just... Wait, hold on. Let me correct myself. Okay, you slutty... Please don't scream because you peak the mic every time.

Please don't scream. Please don't. Okay, sorry. Sorry, not bro. Hessa, you slut slutty slutty girl james cameron said that the main inspiration behind the aliens the way they dress the way they look and all their clothing is the Lakota tribe of Native Americans. Somehow you calling Avatar racist seems more racist.

I don't know why. I think it's just your accent when you say Indian and Black. Yeah, I think it definitely doesn't help. What is the accent that I'm having? Indian and Blacks. It doesn't really matter what comes after that It just feels racist

African American people I don't think African American Yeah I should have said black people meaning not blacks It's the same thing I don't mean like No I understand I understand what you're going for there

Also it's less letters than saying It is more convenient I think you're just a hater I think you're kind of just a hater I think you saw Avatar 2 get a lot of attention And that made you feel jealous And so you have to Find a

You're jealous of Spider the teenage boy With white dreads and 0% body fat? You wish you could have white dreads. I want to clarify, I'm jealous of anyone with 0% body fat. That's what we're saying now. I gained 15 pounds in the four days or five days I was in Lafayette. Jock saw that Avatar had a huge box office smash and he's like, well, I'm going to kill myself. Did I even say that?

You texted me. I was like, wow, Avatar did billions in movie tickets. You're like, well, I feel like I want to die. As if Ben is... You wouldn't even come and see my movie if I was in the theater. As if Ben is like a texting me. Y'all wouldn't come see White see my movie if I was in the theater. As if Ben is like a Y'all wouldn't come see White Avatar when I make it.

Shut up. What would Cajun Avatar be like? Cajun Avatar. Shut up. No. It's a bunch of Bog witches blind from moonshine,

stirring a big cauldron. The Wayne gumbo. First of all, Hessa, you gotta let the gumbo flow through you. Hessa, your cultural assassination is disgusting. It is disgusting.

What you think is okay... I was switching it up and agreeing with Jock. Me and all the other Cajuns are going to surround you with spears and throw them at you like a ham that you stick the toothpicks in so everyone can have a piece of ham at Christmas.

That must be a Cajun thing. I've never done that. Exactly. We all love that Christmas tradition. Where you and your whole family spear a ham with toothpicks so you can eat it. We love that Christmas tradition where no one in your family is allowed to use silverware. You only have a toothpick for a whole christmas ham you gotta go at it like a bunch of vultures that's not even what i said you pale homo it's

literally it's verbatim what you said roll the tape no no look rewind i was saying gang that they have cut up pieces of ham on on the on the Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see. That makes more sense. You must think so little of my family. I think really highly of your family. I adore your family. Valerie, hello, queen. As if my mother would listen to your disrespect.

She loves when I disrespect you. What are you talking about? Stop. She is loves what I disrespect you. What are you talking about? Stop. She is obsessed with what I disrespect you. Which I think Chuck died. Oh, no. Chuck, I hope you feel better soon. I love you so much.

How was your Christmas? He's dead. Oh, no. He's dead. Oh, no. My Christmas was lackluster. It's been a lot of calmer Christmases. I didn't get enough presents.

What was the best present you got? The best present I bought myself. Let's get a review of your presents. Let's get a review of your presents. The best present I bought myself. Wait, say, welcome to Present Corner. I'm Jacques. Hi, welcome to Present Corner. Oh, Jacques. Hi, welcome to present corner.

Oh, Jacques Kirkland-ass Telfar. It is Kirkland. Kirkland. The bottom logo looks like Kirkland. It really does. It looks like the Kirkland logo. I really, really thought it was a Kirkland. Me too.

Me too. Oh, God. He's going to kill himself Oh god, he's gonna kill himself. Jack, it's a beautiful bag. It's a beautiful bag. Oh god. Oh no. He's having a complete meltdown. While he puts his mic on, it literally looks like a Kirkland product. Y'all are the

ops, and I hope you get sniped. Anyway, my... Where's your Christmas spirit? Oh, that's not very nice! Why are y'all so sensitive today? I can't say a damn thing without y'all. You just said that we hoped we'd get shot in the head. I said that you were ops,

and you will get sniped. Sorry, okay, sniped. You're right, I am being a little sensitive. I'm actually switching sides. I'm switching sides. Ben, please. Thank you, please Thank you for joining the right side Ben please get sniped Ben please get sniped

Wait Jux Can you describe the Telfar bag Please It's an Eastpac collab If you know the sizing It is a large Shopping bag I don't think that's the name If you know the sizing, it is a large shopping bag. I don't think that's the name of the yellow,

but thank you for trying to ruin the beauty of my bag. Last night, someone ashed on the back of it. Oh, my God. I had a horrific. You started spinning around like a tornado. First, let me say. Put your arms as far as you can. We said positive.

Before I even get into the pound dad at New Orleans rave. No! Okay. Listen, listen, you junkies. Spitting like a dreidel, taking everyone out. Christmas details first. This is the first Christmas I didn't get weighed. Oh my God, good for you.

Wow, that's, I mean, that's the best gift a boy could ask for. For his family to not crowd around him and point and laugh as they put him on a scale. This is great. Here's a good one. My stepmom notices me putting salt, adding salt to something. It's my, not my stepmom. Jock, I just want to say one thing here. Just for post, for an editing mark, make sure you do not talk about family. adding salt to something it's my not my stepmom jock i just want to say one thing here just for

post for an editing mark make sure you do not talk about family for 20 minutes and then ask for it to be taken out just think about what family members you are willing to shit talk on the program okay well i will talk about your family if you want to, but I don't think it's a problem. Well, we're not family. I'm talking about your aunt who's watching you. You want me to talk about your family right now? No. Who's the aunt who is watching you put salt in your food? No, it's not my aunt.

It's not my aunt. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's my dad's girlfriend. I shouldn't have even said stepmom. Okay, she said not your aunt. She's an evil diabolical's an evil you ain't even my real aunt my dad you're my dad's girlfriend she's a she's a horrifying idiot bitch hippie

let's go let's go let's fucking go wow she's all of those things first first detail first detail before i even get into this my dad went to the bathroom like three or four years ago at the christmas dinner between me her and my siblings and um that she decides to announce my dad's girlfriend that she recently acquired a bunch of my mom's old clothing because they were closing down one of my dad's old houses and Oh, no. And she was like, Did Miss Val know about that? Oh, yes. Wait, just wait. A house that says, like, going out of business.

Everything must go on the outside of it. Oh, my God. She's like, your dad loves when I wear her clothes, especially her panties. She said this in front of me and my siblings. This year, she went straight for me and was trying to attack me and physically or she came at him with one of those toothpicks i'm not even saying anything at the table and i'm putting salt on my meal and she goes wow jock i noticed that you often add salt to a lot of your

meals and you know a lot of people who are craving salt are actually it's just a weird fact bipolar and usually you know lithium is a salt and so and she's like you should be put on lithium i think it would help you so much oh my god she's trying to medicate you at the family table and and my sibling my sibling lithium is a salt salt. So what is she talking about? Such crackhead brain. She's a nurse. She is a nurse and she is saying this shit. My siblings had their hands over.

Is it a salt? What does that have to do? Amphetamine is a salt. Putting you on that too. You should try putting bath salt on your gumbo. She put her hand over her mouth. My siblings all put their hands over their mouth. And my aunt and uncle were looking away from the table because they were so uncomfortable.

It was just like, bitch, try me again. And then she literally... Did she please tell me she tried you again? No. Then my dad gave me a nice present that was a check. And my dad gave me a nice present that was a check. And then my dad's girlfriend gave me what she called a homeless person's care package. She gave me a blanket, snuggie shirt, gloves, socks, and beanies.

To keep you warm in that freezing Louisiana winter. And she's like, I know you live kind of like a homeless person, so I thought I would get you what I would get a care package for. She was gunning for you. Oh, my God. So lithium is an alkaline earth element that is used medicinally in the form of salts such as lithium chloride and lithium carbonate. So she was correct on that. I mean, amphetamine is a salt, too.

I don't really know what any of that means. Put me on bath salts before I correct on that. I mean, amphetamine is a salt too. I don't really know what any of that means. Put me on bath salt before I get on lithium. It's insane to be like, hey, John, you really like salt. Why don't you try out this? Why don't you try lithium? Why don't you try lithium? Honestly, that is a pretty good. It's like when you put a pill in peanut butter so a dog would eat it.

Just saying. You know, lithium's kind of like salt. Oh, really? Oh, I need some of that. Yummy, yummy, yummy. Crazy. So did you swipe back at her at all? No.

I guess this kind of counts. This is a counter this is a counter my mom was my mom was not there beforehand or my mom like would just not go to this you know my parents are divorced and my mom beforehand was feeding me edibles which is very normal that she made and she was like but jock we got the weed from oh i've had some of those edibles we got the weed from someone else this time so they're stronger yeah i was like oh whatever you know i usually she doesn't like she has no clue who she's dealing with i i usually eat i usually eat three or four it's fine y'all i had one and a half

i ate it before this i could not i couldn't even respond to her because I was literally like you were too high to straight ahead completely unresponsive she's saying these things and I'm like I need the lithium salt worked on him he's immobile a fly lands on your eyeball you don't even blink I'm like

oh yeah Jamin I just felt like I was the same I pulled my sister aside and I was like she was like whoa, Jamin. I just felt like I was the same Jamin. I pulled my sister aside, and I was like, she was like, whoa, Jacques, you took that, like, really well. And I was like, God, because I'm belligerent, fucked up out of my brain. You didn't start spitting around with your arms out. You didn't turn into a tornado. Jacques, you didn't even fling your shit at her like a monkey. Have you ever done that to someone before?

What did you say? Have you thrown your poop at a person before? Why would I want to touch my own poop? Maybe you use a slingshot. You could poop in a shirt. I want you to really break down the mechanics of this.

I'm shitting in a slingshot that I don't touch you could just poop in a shirt and then tie it up and then throw it around like a lasso here's what you do you take a piece of cloth you stretch it, you squat over it you poop into it

then you take both ends that your both hands were holding and you put it in one hand and then you swing it around like David about to fight Goliath. Exactly. And then you fling it. I have shit on top of someone twice for money. Okay.

I would not fling shit around because of the spray. At least when I'm shitting on someone. I think I'd rather throw my own poop at someone than poop on a guy. uh the poop you didn't like that the poop throwing is like going in the air you're gonna get pink eye you're gonna get sick you're gonna get other people sick and like this is the same thing i don't flush toilets without the lid closed

oh i i do that i do the same thing sometimes. Yeah. But it's more a sensory thing. I don't like hearing toilets flush. I'm poo shy. You're poo shy? Yeah. You hear poo and then you blush.

Yeah, I'm like, ooh. No, I'll run the sink if I have to, you know, do number two. Or I'll sing really loudly so no one So that the sound of the poop blends into the rushing faucet water of the sink. Because they sound the same, they're in the same register.

Exactly. I'll try to mimic this sound of poop hitting water. Oh my god. So people just think that I'm singing singing singing while you're pooping is very the other sister and i do that and people are like oh it's so cute how he goes to the bathroom to see he's definitely not pooping in there i I'm honestly more disgusted and

apprehensive of you as a person now. You leave the bathroom and you give yourself a black eye and you like rush out of the bathroom and you're like, some guy just crawled in through the window, pooped, punched me in the face and then crawled out. I swear guys, it's fucking, he laid a huge

turd in there. Some guy came in and clogged the toilet I'm dead serious y'all let's address the elephant in the room y'all yes I was attacked in the bathroom by a man who pooped in the toilet BS tar

yes let's address the elephant in the room a man crawled through the window and laid a giant turd in the toilet and clogged it did you see thomas dolby um attacked tar because he was like tar is a real person and to make a movie like this about her where she's depicted as evil it's so evil what's a tar? What's a tar? Who's tar? It's okay. It's okay, Charlie. Oh, the lesbian and she's a composer.

She's a composer. She's sexually. I'm having dinner with her next week. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, you're going to that thing? I'm going to that thing. You're a dirty pervert.

I'm really excited. Why? I'm not going to have sex with her. It's just she follows me on Twitter. It had nothing to do with what you were talking about. I was just stating the fact. You're a dirty pervert i would i would honestly say i'm probably least perverted member of this podcast yeah you actually are very vanilla well do you know are you joking are you trying to make a joke right now you are the sickest most pervert you're worse

than max i think you're clearly the most perverted of us. Yeah. You pooped on them. You're talking about how you're pooping on people. For money. That's money moves. That's still pretty perverse, I would say. That is not perverted. I literally just shit on someone and left. We can agree to disagree on that.

Shit on someone and left. Look, look, look. It was completely normal. It was a normal job. Ye never had, Ye never heard of sex work do not bring yay into this do not bring yay into this i literally didn't it's the last thing you just said his name okay anyway look it is not look you people you people poop in the toilet for free i poop on people and they pay me money i don don't know what kind of sick, poor person I am.

I love that you're like the Nicki Minaj of pooping on guys for money. You're like, you bitches could never. Oh, did the poop donation place get back to you? Not yet, unfortunately. Well, I'm Jock's guardian. Are you stupid? You don't think you're the first person? And yes, I'm Jock's guardian. Are you stupid? You don't think you're the first person? And yes, I'm taking a booking fee. Okay, I'm getting 80% of all the money we make from selling your book.

I'll let you claim the booking fee. You couldn't have written that email? Stop. I'll give you a booking fee if you use the tanning booth. Jock writing an email. I'm picturing Jock writing an email to someone that's like, the opening line is, I'm so scared right now. I gotta poop so bad.

I gotta lay amazing poop right now. I'm so scared. I gotta lay some brown pipe. Have you ever written an email in the toilet? Have I ever written an email? Yeah. I want you to ask that question again. Have you ever written an email? Yeah. I want you to ask that question again. You suck at MC.

Have you ever written an email? I don't have a problem. I write an email to you. I write an email every week. Ben is the seeking derangement suck at MC of the week. I said that like three weeks ago. It doesn't hurt anymore. How's this hurt for size?

You're a fugly bitch. That's not true. you don't mean that well i definitely mean that you're a pervert when i say it so don't what was the last email you sent i'm just curious i would love to take a scroll what's the last email i sent the audio files to max so we can edit it okay well that's not really an i guess that's not that's not writing an email writing an email jock's um inbox is just full of full of replies to nigerian princes being like i get paid in a couple weeks i swear i swear i found a guy i was found a guy who wants me to poop on him i swear to god you could never do that um my poop is the best poop in the region you two probably talk about me like this pooping idiot cajun bitch

verbatim is probably something i've said to you i would never talk badly about you behind your back i would only talk badly about you to your face because that's just our dynamic but you know we love each other yeah i do love y'all it's some kind of sick uh cycle of abuse yeah it's definitely an abusive cycle what what has so what now okay speaking speaking of an abusive cycle i have something i want to bring up i have been following this guy on tiktok for quite a while i am obsessed with him he um is probably like 21 22 uh very corn fed um he's a corn boy his name is what is his name he's a

fucking linebacker probably um let's what's his name he's a fucking linebacker probably um what's his name he's one of god's soldiers he's ryan foley ryan foley he is one of god's soldiers he makes a lot of content about um how young men need to wean themselves off of pornography um and his kind of main focus here is that he's started watching dark stuff the darkest point of my life was when i saw transgenders in the sixth grade having sex with other transgenders and you need to give yourself to god with women with women he was like i was watching a lot of really i was watching a lot of really dark porn i took to some you know it's hard to talk about but i was watching transgenders having sex with women this is why i had to actually completely stop watching porn and stop playing around with it um the porn i was watching gradually as I watched over the years upon years,

it just kind of got darker and darker into wax stuff I never thought I'd be watching. And I'm sure there's a lot of you guys out there that are watching some porn that is something you never ever thought you'd be watching. Sixth grade, the porn, I jumped into some weird categories, man. This is tough. Transgenders having sex with chicks. And why am I watching this stuff? Well, because I'm opening myself up to spirits and spirits. The more I watch the porn, I don't even realize it.

You know, and as it gradually goes, it gets darker. And I was watching... Transgenders having sex with, like, transgenders. And then dudes. And I'm like, why am i watching this stuff eventually the porn's not gonna be enough just like ted bundy eventually the porn wasn't enough for ted bundy and he's wearing like abercrombie and fitch in a beige room with a bunch of like live laugh love decal art and he has a silent blonde friend next to him a silent blonde friend that looks like a it looks like

a I don't even know like he looks like a Renan he looks like he was drawn in Renan Stimpy they both look like their proportions are off they're Renan Stimpy it looks like when you have a TV show that was

made for old TV so it's like square but then you stretch it it's literally what the Midwest looks like when you have a TV show that was made for old TV. So it's like square, but then you stretch it. It's literally what the Midwest looks like. Yeah. That's the lens God put on the Midwest. But they have, you know, all of this. It's very like, you know, you need to save yourself from porn. You need to stop watching porn.

You need to give yourself to God. My favorite thing about these videos are the incredibly kind of stirring, dramatic, evocative music he puts on it. It's so funny. It sounds like when Macklemore makes a serious political song, it sounds like a beat for one of those.

I'm obsessed with him. It's so dramatic. It's so melodramatic. What political songs does Macklemore have? Same love. Like all of them. Same love. Black Lives Matter songs.

I'm thinking he has a song on the same one as Thrift Shop that's like, let's protest the Iraq war. He basically does i think he has a song about every kind of liberal pet issue i'm gonna look up macklemore i'm gonna see what his newest i hate his face so much oh god macklemore yes i just googled him i his, his face Same love He's like ugly Diplo Same love was an amazing song I mean he wishes he could make I don't know like shoes

That's a classic song Like Kelly Are you talking about pumped up kicks? No The song Shoes Oh Shoes Let's get some shoes I literally think Hessa's breaking down the political nature of the song Pumped Up Kicks being about the Columbine shooting. Aaron from Chapo FYM sent me another old YouTube gay person song called Faggoty Attention.

Have you guys ever heard it? No. What's the deal with chap i'll use it to close out the episode i don't even know what that is do elise and elton john have a song called cold heart isn't that like a gay one oh my god john have a have a oh my god what is that song called? It's called Chosen Family. Oh god. The worst song.

I went to this cafe. This is gonna be, I'm gonna, I'm about to go crazy. She's not even gay, right? So I, she's bi. She's bi. Disgusting. And I went to this cafe and there was literally like a they them barista blasting Same love by Elton John.

Yeah. Sorry. Chosen family by Rina Sawayama and Elton John. And I was just like, I had never heard the song before in my life. I had no clue what was going on. It was probably the worst song ever made. And I was just like,

what the fuck is being played in here right now? What are you subjecting these people to and then i looked and she was she had uh a laptop hooked up to like the speaker system and it was the music video for this song oh yeah they're both at a piano yes and i saw the caption and i was just like oh my god i am moving to florida i am moving to front of santas county i have you heard where did our bed go have you heard unholy by sam smith and kim patras much worse much worse that is such a nosedive all right i don't think she's ever been good. I loved the original first releases.

The neon sign ones. That Sam Smith song is an absolute joke. War crime. The word you're looking for is war crime. It's a war crime against

all queer people. All queer people. I was just about to say that. Sam Smith is a literal... What is this? This is the new Macklemore. Stop. Stop. No. Stop. Stop. No. No, there's too many.

We have too many bad things going on at once right now. Stop. No, no. We cannot reintroduce that. The Sam Smith song. The funny thing about the Sam Smith, Kim Petra song is that you can tell there was probably so much money put into making this song because it's like we have an up and coming like kind of niche gay icon who wants to make a breakthrough with more mainstream

artists who has flopped you know you're kind of like you're trying to converge to you know careers here and put them on the up and up and they were going to release it they were doing like putting like snippets on TikTok. It was like going kind of viral on TikTok. And people were like, drop this song. And then the original release date, the queen died. So they could not release that song. So they had to like release it like a couple weeks later. Which is so funny.

You could totally release that song on the date the fucking queen died. Who cares? Who gives a fuck? you're saying like this is such an iconic gay like like iconic gay queer song but also we need to we need to respect her majesty so our iconic gay queer song will be delight and then And now people are just... I mean, Sam Smith is such a target. It's very easy to make fun of them. Don't ever compare him to Tar.

No, I would never. A target. But people have been being like, the only reason y'all think it's okay to make fun of Sam Smith is because he's fat now. And it's like, well, I think that's part of make fun of sam smith is because he's fat now and it's like well i think that's part of it but it's mostly just because he sucks i looked at a picture of him recently and i was like good god honey boo boo i was like oh i didn't even know yes he got

really fat he was like not really fat not really he's fat iconic yeah there's a really there's an amazing picture of him in a sparkly leotard that lots of people are making fun of i will say this one thing you will never be jonathan van ness sam smith give it up there is already there is already a lane for a fat annoying they them and it has completely taken up by a wide load he looks fine don't ever support that kind of that kind of person or that body positivity

I think it's fine to have that body I just I think it's it's a little funny to say the only reason people hate him now or make fun of him is because he's fat and it's like no it's because he sucks reason people hate him now or make fun of him is because he's fat. And it's like, no, it's because he sucks. Look, he sucks. And now we just have an excuse because of how ugly he looks.

We all remember what he said about nuggets. His term, not mine. Oh, yeah. Nuggets. I totally forgot about nuggets. He looks like a piece of boudin that's falling out of the case. Yeah. Sorry, Jock. What?

He looks like a piece of boudin that's slipping out of the sausage skin. Incredibly local reference. Boudin sausage. No, I just find him to be incredibly corny and annoying. And that's not even an interesting thing to think about him. It's just the most easily observable thing. So in some way, hating him is, you know, just as annoying. I'm sorry.

Maybe we need to come around and become the first people to say we love Sam Smith and we think that what they are doing is amazing and their body is sexy as hell. Counterpoint, no. Yes. And counterpoint, no. We're canceled. And then second. No, we're not. We're canceled.

And then second of all, it looks like Sam Smith's been hanging out too much with Kim Petras and vice versa. Looks like Kim Petras has been hanging out too much with Sam Smith because she looks like she's put on a lot. Oh, my God. Look, I'm literally looking at a picture. Should we pull the trigger?

Kim Petras, you are the Seeking Derangement Sucka MC of the week. I have the courage to be the Sucka MC. You can't do it twice. I'm redacting it. I'm redacting it. Thank you. Okay, look, I'm redacting it. Thank you. I'm literally looking. I googled Sam Smith, and there's a picture of Sam Smith and Kim Petras from old times when they were skinny. And there's a picture of them.

Olden times. Olden times. Back in the 50s. It's a Civil War picture of them. Bro. They're both holding muskets. Bro. She looks like Mama Cass.

Dorothy Lang, Depression era portraiture. Her face. Kim Petras' face looks like Mama Cass. I don't't know what that is but i'm assuming it's a drag queen who looks like ursula no the lead singer of the mamas and the papas you sucka oh california dreaming or whatever that song sucks i hate them um i like that song that's a good grim you're such a we can have we can meet in the marketplace of ideas and have different opinions, okay?

No, no different opinions. I don't need to love California Dream by Mamas and Papas. I have a 2023 prediction. What?

Let's get some predictions. And this is probably the easiest prediction. The odds are probably on betting services, the odds are probably very much stacked

in favor of this happening. I think Elon Musk is going to give Steve Aoki a living Viking funeral by just incinerating him in the atmosphere. That's so sad. Jock, do you know about this? Jock looks scared.

You know who Steve Aoki is, Jock. Of course. He's a DJ. We've talked about how he's going to space. Jock doesn't remember. Jock, do you know what's happening to him? Yes, I know what's happening to him and the five people from Korea are all going to

space that Elon sent. Yeah. Let's just hope it doesn't... You think there's going to be a little... You think there's going to be a little space... There's going to be a little Challenger action happening. A little Challenger moment. I think we're due for a Challenger

moment. We got another Bistro landing on y'all. I'm sorry, sweetie. When the spaceship Challenger crashed, people remembered it. When Steve Aoki's party bus slams into the moon because he's too drunk off of Red Bulls and sodas to steer the ship. When they destroy the moon, yeah, definitely.

When Steve Aoki's party bus hits the moon, it's going to be crazy. Wait, Jack. Sorry, correct me if I'm wrong. No, I mean, like, if this space... Correct me if I'm wrong. No, I just want to say one thing, please. It was not called the Challenger spaceship. Was it? It's such a funny thing.

It's a space shuttle. Ben, let me ask you... No, shut the fuck up. Let me ask you a question, Ben. Did the Challenger go to space? And was it a ship? And was it a ship? Did it go to space?

No, because it's not a ship I think like pirate Or boat A space shuttle? It's a shuttle It's a shuttle It's a type of ship Jacques is right, Ben

Yeah, thank you, Hessa Don't ever yell at me like that I don't think I yelled. You did yell. You screamed. Guys, I'm so sorry. Don't try to eliminate my personal beliefs. Jacques, I apologized. It's not enough, you bully.

Do you know what I was thinking about the other day? What? How many space shuttles have exploded during space transitions? It seems like all of them blow up. Hold on, let me count. It's two.

There's another one that no one remembers. It was in 2003. The Columbia. Why doesn't anyone remember that? Columbia Shuttle. It's not even the first thing that comes up if you look up Columbia Space Shuttle. Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster. It's not even the first thing that comes up. you look up Columbia Space Shuttle. Space Shuttle Columbia disaster. Yeah.

It's not even the first thing that comes up. The first thing that comes up is the Wikipedia page, and you have to scroll down to explosion. Literally. It's like when someone has the racism tab in their personal life. As tragic as the Challenger shuttle explosion during 1986, the February 1st, 2003 Columbia explosion was just as tragic. Which is why we're opening a second bistro. Why we're opening our second corner. Gastropub, the Columbia Gastropub.

Gastropub, exactly. Oh my God. We need to do like a little tapas thing for- It's Colombian food. For when Steve Aoki, Steve Aoki, Elon Musk blow up the moon. I'm not opening a,

I am not opening a tapas restaurant. Well, I am. You cannot, you cannot use my, why, why, why do you hate tapas?

Is it because it's, it's small portions? No, but you're not going to use my franchise and run it into the ground because you want to have your franchise. We own it equally. More like running into the ground because you want to have a run of tapas. It's not your franchise. We own it equally. More like run it into the air? We do not.

You're not going to run my tapas restaurant into the moon like Steve A. O. G. and Elon Musk. Bone up! We do not own this equally. You are not going to take this Challenger space shuttle. I'm going independently. I'm opening my own. And I will find investors. How about that? That's fine with me, but you never had anything to do with my creation.

I appreciate your support in my tapas restaurant venture. I'm themed after Steve Aoki and Elon Musk when they blow up the moon. It's not happening this year. I've never been more mad at you in my entire life. That's happening in 2023, I think. Do you really think the shuttle is going to explode? Absolutely. Someone tweeted a

picture of the heat shield tiles on it you said that to me and you were like oh my god look at this and i was like i don't know how to evaluate it looks like they're falling off like i mean just look at them literally just look at them yeah it does look it does look stupid but if it's got the same if it's got the same automatic driving system that the Tesla has, this thing's definitely crashing into the fucking moon. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to think the moon is a stoplight

and it's going to stop at midnight. Actually, I just made an amazing... It's going to land on a school. I have a prediction. Okay, you just made an amazing... I love when you have predictions. Let's go. Elon Musk is purposely going to make the spaceship crash

into Gerald Ford's production studio. You mean the car plant? Yeah, they're going to destroy Ford Motors. Gerald Ford's production studio? That's called a production studio. He's a DJ. No. He's a filmmaker.

President Gerald Ford. President of 1972. Henry Ford. Jock has an alpha mindset, and everyone is a direct competitor to him. Everyone is a DJ. Titans of industries are DJs. I meant Henry Ford. He's going to kill Henry Ford with a spaceship. I didn't are DJs. I meant Henry Ford. He's gonna kill Henry Ford

with a spaceship. I didn't even realize you said Gerald Ford. I was who was a president. I believe. I was completely thrown off by Henry Ford died even longer ago. Elon Musk is about to take over the automobile industry.

I feel like Ford is not Ford isn't. Yeah feel like Ford is not... Yeah. Elon Musk is going to put that Model T right out of business, y'all. Elon Musk is coming for the ox carts. They had electric cars back in Henry Ford times. Did you know that? I bet you didn't even know that. One big

battery? Yeah. And they worked. They just didn't get made because of uh oil companies or whatever did you know that in the early 2000s they made the the hummer 2 the h2 i actually don't didn't know that at all that's crazy they were really sick they were really sick a lady who lived in my neighborhood had a pink one and um her children were later confiscated by the CPS. Oh, my God.

Looks like someone bought an H2 instead of food for their kids. I just found my dream vehicle. I need this car. That was probably 90% of those car sales. Oh, my God. The yellow one would match. Oh, my. Your Kirkland Telfar? Yes.. Oh my God. The yellow one would match. Oh my. Your Kirkland Telfar?

Yes. Oh my God. I just found a gold one. I want to bid on it. Is that your dream car? Will you be able to drive it in Louisiana? Because they don't have roads there, right? Well, I guess that's good if you don't have roads.

It's a military vehicle. Yeah, exactly. Stop speaking harassment about Louisiana. I'm sorry for speaking harassment about Louisiana. Our roads are beautiful. We have long amber waves of gray, purple sky majesty. That's so true. Yeah.

That's so true. We got crawfish. We got oysters. We got poudre. We got bull shrimp. We got po' boys. Golf oysters. A bunch of people got sick from golf oysters this year. We got pudding. We got boiled shrimp. We got po' boys. Golf oysters. A bunch of people got sick from golf oysters this year.

Wrong. Wrong. They got sick from Galveston oysters. That's very true. I do remember that. Don't ever try. There were clams that were spreading a neurovirus, I believe. What do you two work for the New York Tourist Board trying to destroy the representation

of Louisiana? Yes. Are there any Cajun there any cajun restaurants in new york i'm gonna yeah there used to be a uh a seafood boil place near me oh yeah the crab um crab du jour yeah crab du jour what happened to crab du jour um i think probably closed rats, but there's another one on East Broadway by Seward. Yeah, it's a... It's on Bowery. There's one on Bowery.

The one on Broadway is called Captain Louie. Oh my god, there's a bubblegum shrimp. One of the most iconic in Times Square. One of the most authentic Cajun restaurants right behind Emeril's establishments. in Times Square. One of the most famous. One of the most authentic. You see my microphone? One of the most authentic Cajun restaurants

right behind Emeril's establishments, particularly the one in Connecticut. Yeah, we got a peek, y'all. There we go. Claude Gump. Bubba Gump. You want to know something funny? He's a fictional Cajun person.

He's not a real Cajun person. He's a made-up person. It's a Forrest Gump- he's kind of forest gump themed restaurant are you fucking kidding me gum shrimp existed before forest gump yeah they actually based uh forest gump off of oh there's one in times square called yeah that's what i said yeah we should go john you should come to New York and review it. He's, oh my God, he's searching stuff on his computer. It's never good. There's a place called Philae Gumbo Bar.

Never good. Oh, my computer froze. Um, Forrest Gump, the 1994 movie starring Tom Hanks was the inspiration. Google Forrest Gump. Wait, listen up, you fucking retards. Forrest Gump, the 1994 movie starring Tom Hanks,

was the inspiration. That's misinformation. If you interrupt me one more time, you pale-faced Nazi Gestapo asshole. Oh, this place looks pretty good. Filet gumbo bar. Let me finish my dang sentence. Forrest Gump, the 1994 movie starring Tom Hanks,

was the inspiration for the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company restaurant, which launched in California, in Monterey, California, in 1996. So, and look, here's another one. Did Bubba Gump Shrimp exist before the movie? Yes. The story of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company began in 1996,

debuting on Cannery Row in Monterey, California as the first and only even to this day casual restaurant chain based on a motion movie picture.

That is CIA misinformation. The book up was assassinated by the CIA. They got the Ghostbusters headquarters in New York? Jock, it's okay. I'm sorry. Jock, you want to hear something funny? I ate oysters. This is even worse than

Sniffies. I'm just on Google Maps. Yeah, it's way worse. I'm losing both of you to the computer. It feels very dispiriting. You're losing me to your angry hate speech that keeps spewing out. Jock, when I was in Des Moines, I ate oysters. Landlocked state. What do you think about that?

Were they good? No. Sorry, I blacked out in rage. What did you just say? I won't repeat it. I don't think we need another mic. Are you an oyster fan, Doc? Yeah, of course.

I love oysters. There's a place right near my apartment that does like $1 oysters for happy hour. It's pretty good. Let me specify. I prefer Gulf Coast oysters. Gulf oysters taste like batteries. Yeah. A bunch of people got sick from them.

Yeah. They literally got batteries. Galveston, Texas oysters. I'm looking at it right now. Gulf oysters. Oh, Yeah. From Galveston, Texas. I'm looking at it right now. Oh my God, Galveston. What a disgusting place. There's a thing called golf oyster syndrome that when people

fight in the golf golf oysters. A playground for flavor. That's this website that i found what does oyster what does oyster poisoning feel like potentially life-threatening to most people symptom of vibrio vulnificus infection occurs within 24 to 40 hours no it's not um no that's not what it says it says vibrio v-u-l-n-i-f-i-c-u-s vulnificus i don't know how to say it infection occurs within 24 to 48 hours of ingestion it may include symptoms such as sudden chills of fever nausea vomiting diarrhea shock and skin

lesions which jock you've got some of these. Don't you dare. Maybe you have oyster poisoning and not COVID. You don't even know what Vibrio bacteria is. You don't even know what the hell you're talking about. Yeah, I'm an expert at it because I get sick with it all the time. For some reason.

I have a natural immunity. I'm an expert because my mother got extremely sick and was hospitalized and had to... Not Val. Three and a half weeks. Yeah, the symptoms itself is called fibriosis. I guess the infection is just a longer... So golf oysters are bad. Your mom got sick from them.

Oh, no, they were Bluepoint. Oh, I don't like Bluepoint. Are those the big ones? I don't like the big ones. No, they're tiny. People big ones i don't like people just don't sell i like those are my favorites i like i like the british columbia ones y'all are filled with complaints and negativity today really yeah well whatever i'm not gonna argue that point um what were you gonna say that i am no no no i wasn't gonna say that you all um okay do you guys want to hear something funny? Speaking of negativity and hate spewing just so, so much towards my direction. I was on Facebook recently for the first time in quite a while because I was doing some trad posting.

And I opened my spam folder on my inbox, which I've never done before. And you would not believe the vitriol I got two years ago when a little something happened to me. Oh, my God. It was so funny. These messages are so funny. I OK, the first message I i got the first request was just from a guy who said why would you do that which amazing question honestly why wish i didn't but he said why why would you do that oh my god and then there's a new york times reporter

my favorite one though was uh from account that is no longer active that just says, probably should update that profession, bitch. Oh my god. Which is great because it honestly sounds like something I would have said. I didn't realize you were getting hated in any way from this. Oh yeah, I was... People really hated me. Oh really? By the Bernie bros or by like Elizabeth Warren's tribe?

From like Kamala moms. The most vicious people on... Yeah, the most vicious people on the pit bulls of women. And now look at all these years later. Now you're part of the K-Hive yourself. Everyone keeps trying to make. Now you're a Kamala stan. I'm literally a Kamala stan. Look at how embarrassing my life is. Everyone tries to keep making Kamala cool lately.

She is. She is pretty cool pretty cool i mean there's she's zanned to hell yeah every minute there's any real distinction policy between any of these people who are just you know working directly with you know the dnc have no willingness to challenge it so if it's just a difference of consumer choice, I'm going with the Kamala brand over the Joe Biden brand because I want aesthetics. I want to see a, you know, Zand out kooky lady. Who's a fucking freak.

I want to see her in public more. She's such a fucking freak. She's like, I smoke weed with listening to Tupac, but I also arrest people. I forgot about that. Well, she also lied with uh listening to tupac but i also arrest people i forgot about that well she also lied about smoking weed to tupac yeah well let's see tupac um because it was like years before tupac well because it was years before tupac came out that she was in college and she was like yes what are you a Kamala historian? I was in the 50s in 1992. I feel like it's the only true...

You know she dated Montel Williams? That's so cool. They were such a hot couple. Do you remember when Cory Booker dated Rosario Dawson? Biggest scam in history. Wait. Cory,

who's married to Kris Jenner, dated Rosario No He also ran for president Wait also did you see Speaking of marriages did you see That Amber Rose

Amber Rose was Amber Rose fucked a producer And that producer is now married To Cher And Cher is 70 something they're not married they're engaged you fucking idiot oh my god sorry but share is what 70 something and the producer what's his name who knows it's probably it's something like it's something like detail

detail let me look it's like d t a it's just john okay oopsies no i'm kidding john the producer oh alexander ae his name is well his name is just alexander so i'm sorry um alexander ae but i mean he's he's ran through some famous ladies it's so crazy to go from Amber Rose, who was like OG BBL baddie, to Cher. Who is the queen. The queen. Yeah, I mean, that's an improvement. I would rather have sex with Cher than Amber Rose, if you ask a fella like me. A fella like you.

A friend of Cher. Sounds racist. Why is that racist? I don't know. I'm just being rude. You're trying to lob some shit my way. Are Amber Rose and Ruby Rose related? No. I hope so.

Ruby Rose is by far one of the most annoying people on the entire planet. What is Cher? Is Cher Armenian? Yeah. She's Armenian. Yeah. Wow. people on the entire planet what is she armenian is she armenian yeah she's armenian yeah wow trying to be famous in armenian kardashian much idiot she was famous before them i am so mad the people that gave me covid did not did not tell me till today that they gave me covid and now i gave it to three other people because they didn't tell me when they found out at 9am. So you haven't even been tested.

I did test and I'm positive. But you do it at home. Yes. Okay. I'm just gonna be completely honest with you. I'm not trying to be mean, but I feel like you should get a PCR test because I think maybe the chances of contamination in your home

might be a little high. Mm-hmm. And then you find out that you don't have COVID. It's very easy to get a positive on an at-home test. I got two... I took two different at-home tests. Two different brands. I think we should get a PCR test.

Why should we get... I'm going so hashtag vote on you right now. I think we should get a PCR test. I'm going so hashtag vote on you right now. I think you should get a PCR test because you might not even have COVID. Do you have symptoms? Yes, I have symptoms, bitch. What are the symptoms? Coughing and fucking sore throat. And angry.

And angry. You also seem to cough a lot. I'm so mad. And this girl What are you going to do to them? You got to get a lot. I'm so mad. And this girl that is like... What are you going to do to them? You got to get it back. I want to block them. And I've been sitting

and pissed off mechs all day. Pissed off mechs? Godson. I'm un-Godson-y. Y'all can find someone else. It's so funny to be our godfather. Oh my god. Amber Rose used to have a talk show.

The Amber Rose show. Imagine both your parents die and then Jock becomes your parent. That's not the plot of a series of unfortunate events. By the way, speaking of both parents. What would happen if the way, I made a... Speaking of both parents...

What would happen if you had to start raising a kid right now? I would dedicate my life. All truth, I would dedicate my life to it. You would probably... Now I forgot what I was going to say. You would try really hard.

You would definitely try really hard. You made me forget what I was going to say. You were talking about what you were going to do. Yeah, to get them back. You could kill them and then raise their child. No, I'm just so pissed off at them. Now people are mad at me. I wouldn't have DJ'd a fucking party last night

if I knew I had COVID. Well, you didn't, so it's okay. I'm exposed. I'm so mad. It is awkward when you get someone called. I knew I had COVID. Well, you didn't, so it's okay. You also just yell. It is awkward when you get someone COVID. You don't have to tell anyone. Just don't tell anyone. Now we got some fucking people.

Get the fuck out of my yard. Stop looking at our fucking ducks, you fat dykes. Oh, yell at them. Get the fuck out of here. Open the window. Yell at them. Yell at them. Please.

Please. Stop talking to our ducks. Get the fuck out of here. Go. Go to your own yard. Get the fuck out of here. Go. Go to your own yard. If you let one lesbian look at your duck, they're going to start coming back. It's like giving a hungry bear a piece of turkey. You have to shut this down right now.

Our pets are not yours. You have to shut this down right now. Stop loitering. Go home. Get the fuck out of my yard. Jack, I think you might have to open the window go leave i don't want to see you can i see them please show us them please no they're just sitting there stare at the fucking ducks i'm gonna open your window open your show us the lesbians

show us the lesbians oh my god they ran away they did not run away get the fuck out of my yard i i think they left they left it's okay god the ducks are so dirty it's just so funny knowing how jock's house is laid out he's literally looking out directly onto the sidewalk that's maybe eight feet from his bedroom window and there are three ducks there are three ducks below him at all times in the front yard. And people stop to look at those ducks all the time. I'm telling you, Jock, you got to get to know lesbians. You have to make your house look as homophobic as possible. Otherwise, those duck people, those lesbians are just going to keep,

where it's going to spread throughout that community. I'm so mad right now. What if the ducks fly away like Tony Soprano? They can't fly. They're not flying ducks. Don't bring the Sopranos into this. Don't fucking bring the Sopranos. Jock hates the ducks.

Jock would be very happy if they flew away. I hate the ducks. Have you ever listened to a fucking thing I said? First of all, I tell Hessa about a movie called The Tall Guy six months ago she comes back last night i started posting about her i went into detail three times i sent you the trailer i'm it was like you don't fucking listen to a damn thing i say you just out one out one

transgender ear into the other like or something out out one into the other it's good she yeah to the other like or something out out one into the other it's got she she thinks the thought goes out i said she no i said she oh my god you know what women do you know i'm at it women listen okay here i'll give you a clean he him you can put that in wherever you want mama that's your that's your christmas present i'm shooting myself in the foot. He, him, or not. Here, I'll give you another. That man. Stop.

You want to know Hesse's pronouns? I know them. No, it's bitch. That's her only pronoun. Oh, wait. Excuse me. And cunt. Oh, my God.

So you don't like the ducks? Oh, my God. It's like this like the ducks? Oh, my God. It's like this bitch has not been listening for 800 years. I want you to... Well, drunk, you did try to explain to her that she wasn't listening to you about the ducks and did a full flashback to six months ago when you told her about the movie Tall Guy.

Either take the tampons or the cum out of your ears and listen for once, you stupid unruly bitch. I will say this one more fucking time because you're a stupid, stupid little idiot. Oh. Yes, I taught you about the tall guy. I was like, what? Do you even hear? I taught you the ways of the tall guy.

Taught you the ways of the tall guy. It's like the longer your hair gets, the more beautiful you get, the stupider you get too. Do you have fibros you have so true so true um well i'm sorry i hope those let it's okay it's okay we can i can tell you're winding down now so it's probably i wasn't saying it to you i was saying it to hessa did i apologize to you i'm talking to hessa hessa i'm sorry that i yelled at you ben I'm not sorry You're pale You deserve it Okay Bye bye I'll take it

I'll take it Okay It was so lovely talking with you Let's go I love rock and roll Cut it off before 20 seconds Yes Why?

I don't think this is a foot trade I don't know if that's They're gonna shoot us. Don't play longer than 20 seconds, please. They're going to kill me. All right, everyone.

Thank you so much for listening. Thank you everyone. This was a free episode, so you can hear. This one was a little messy, but I think it's, I think it's beautiful. I love this episode.

This is the best episode we've recorded in years and if you don't like it you should go home there are many more better episodes on our Patreon and someone was in for the first time y'all this is the best we've ever done this is a

completely fine episode that we've done there are more you can find on Patreon there's two or one there every week is a completely fine episode that we've done. There are more you can find on Patreon. There's two or one there every week. I have to shit so bad. I gotta go. And on that note, bye everyone. Happy New Year. Mwah. You won't see me cry. You won't hear me moan.

So you told me goodbye. Honey, I've cried alone. You told me nothing but lies. You cut my love to the bone. But now, baby, I'm wise. Honey, I've cried alone I believed in you That you wanted me to

I believed every word That you told me but never heard But you won't hear me cry Now that I'm back on my own So you told me goodbye Honey, I cry alone © BF-WATCH TV 2021