Seeking Derangements - SD 19 - afro-lateeno

Episode Date: June 23, 2020

(extremely obvious, affected spanish accent) hello yes mi name is roberto "estraser" i was born in wenesuela my granfader he die in concentraysho camp, he fell out gard tawer... and i am afro-lateeno intro/// La Logia Sarabanda - Guayaba outro/// Lizzy Mercier Descloux - Hard Boiled Babe

Guayabita Hey, a gozar, all of them are crazy, because it's funny. Hey, guayaba. Slowly, slowly, man. Hey, Guayaba! Oh, boy! Zizzi, zizzi, zizzi, zizzi! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!

Hey, sweet, sweet and slowly, man. I'm recording for you. All right, yeah, I'm recording how are you all right yeah I'm recording yeah no the mask is making me break right oh christ I have three sets I have one on my nose I look like Rudolph so I'm I'm calling for another six months of quarantine uh it should be mandated like stay at home like in El Salvador my my uncle sent me a picture of uh like an eight armored personnel carrier like on the street. And they're just asking people, making sure that they're not, you know, going out when they're not supposed to. I wish we had that in the States because then, yeah, we wouldn't have to worry about any zits on our faces. And about the acne we're getting from the fucking masks. It's disgusting to think about.

It's just because I'm sweating so much under the mask and it like condenses everything in there and it steams like a like a batch of like uh crab or something and it just clogs my pores and makes me break out it's disgusting but yeah who knows i mean i guess phase two has happened so new york's reopened I don't really know what that means. Like, phase one happened and nothing really changed. Phase two is they start shooting fireworks. Yeah, phase two, you can go get your dick sucked. Yes, I'm waiting for that here. Waiting for phase two.

Yeah. Mr. Government Man Gay, please go get my dick sucked. Can we have gay sex yet? Uncle Sam, can I please go get my dick sucked? Can we have gay sex yet? Uncle Sam, can I please? Yeah, Jacques isn't joining us today. He is in Montana. Jacques is having the nicest fucking time, man. Well, he's not responding to our text,

which makes me think that he actually has been Matthew Shepard-ed to death, unfortunately. Yeah. Matthew Shepard did to death unfortunately yeah he was that or he had another emergency gumbo accident yeah he had an unfortunate homophobic hate crime

perpetrated by a mountain lion I guess we're back to our Latino roots here we could have a podcast in Spanish. Although my Spanish is not. God. Mi Español es no lo suficientemente bueno para tener un podcast.

Un podcastico en Españolito, por favor. No, I don't even think Latinos listen to this. It's just like white. It's just all white guys. Yeah, unfortunately.'t even think Latinos listen to this. It's just like white. It's just all white gays. Yeah, unfortunately. Actually, no. We hate you. Our audience is 100% Afro Latino.

Afro Latino. I love that twink. We should save that for later because it's so funny. I also want to re-watch the video of it just like kind of fresh. That's going to be a future classic right there someone's gonna post that on twitter in in like 2030 and get it is so good it's so good what has been happening i mean we can start with himbo's you're not a himbo i'm not a himbo i'm not a himbo i'm just stupid love himbo's yeah so many people are like oopsies i'm a himbo it's like no you're just you're just dumb

you're just you're just plain old dumb honey sorry you're skinny fat and retarded dog like we love himbos we love himbos but they're actually just not that many of them they're like a they're a rare breed they should be a protected species of man. We, we love them. They're all so hot. It's like, you know, it's a kind of guy who's like, he's not, he's benevolent instead of cunning. You know, there are people, there are people who fundamentally deserve their vanity. Do you know what I mean? They're like so hot. That's like, yeah, you, you deserve to be earned it. Yeah. Yeah. Like you deserve to be incredibly vain and narcissistic. But they're not people who are like bitches about it.

They're just, you know... Yeah, no. They're benevolent. They're well-meaning. There are hot guys who don't have like no blacks, no fems, no fats on their grinder or whatever. But who could have...

And they could probably not even be canceled for it. Yeah, but that's what you would call it. That's what you would call a muscle gay. Muscle gays are evil. Oh, of course. Yeah, exactly. Himbos are the positive muscle gays.

It's like a yin and yang, like muscle gays are like nega himbos. Gotcha. The shadow to the himbo sonic is the muscle gay. Whose tails? Okay. Twinks. Twinks, okay.

Probably, right? I don't know too much about this Sonic extended universe. I'm not that autistic, I can't tell you. you have purposely worked out your pecs to achieve visible cleavage through your calvin klein v-neck like one of those v-necks you just got from like a that's rolled up in like a little plastic package at target right unless you've worked out pecs to have visible cleavage in one of those shirts you're not a himbo if you have not if you don't wear cologne that came within one foot of windex and resulted in a uh a chemical weapon or explosion you're not you're not a himbo himbos have a beautiful god-given smile they They're naturally charming. If you could, if you

if you can't shell a pistachio with your taint, you're not a himbo. If I can't put a penny in between your ash cheeks and it comes out like it's been flattened

and distorted, like it's been run over by a train, you're not a himbo. Yes, If it's not a state fair penny. You're not a himbo. Yeah, exactly. Yes, if it's not a state fair penny. It has to come out oval shaped. Yeah. You're just a dumb twink.

Shut up. Shut up. And people are going to say, oh, you're gatekeeping himbo. No. himbo know what i am i am uh keeping himbo from being appropriated by yes twinks and other evildoers who run everything into the ground they're a niche they are beautiful they're like i don't need to be protected they need to be delineated you know in order to protect something you need to know what it is and and how to understand it completely yes if you don't understand himbos, don't talk about himbos.

Take himbo out of your mouth. Don't tweet that word. Don't say that word. It's off limits to you if you don't know what a himbo is. It's so rude. And it's only because, it's because like, himbo as a term has been around forever. But it's because like tumblr has fallen to some degree no one's on tumblr anymore and so like like twitter is just a hostage situation like

it's just crazy people saying things that piss everyone off and it's it they don't that kind of person is just it's just holding everyone hostage there because you can't really look away from how insane all of this stuff is and how funny it is how fun it is to make fun of but like it used to be just like blue check white women journalists who held the gun in that hostage situation you know it used to just be them saying insane shit like i felt so bad for the fat black woman in my yoga class like just you know just like insane shit like that just like you know like telling on themselves like naomi la chance like bitches like that oh yes because tumblr has like cratered the yeah the naomi la chances of the world have hell have handed off the gun of the hostage situation to like uh these twitter woke galaxy brain psychos

who all have usernames like smirgy like just like they're obvious one of those horrible like original character twitter or tumblr doodlings you know yeah those are the ones who now are holding the gun to our head like a bunch of emojis in their bio. Definitely the pinned tweet is some sort of... It's a rundown of their entire sexuality, but they have to design a custom flag for it. I'm into Greek guys and I'm Greek sexual. That's not a real thing. That's not a protected identity.

That's what it was from because one of those people said that it's ableist it's ableist to the term himbo is inherently ableist because it's about fetishizing someone who's stupid well i must be ableist the way i can't stand these motherfuckers, man. We love them. They are beloved. They are a beloved, rare breed of person. And we must protect them at all costs. But I will say, that kind of crazy Tumblr person, thank God. Honestly, I much prefer them to the Naomi Lachances of the internet. You know what? At least they know they're damaged goods. Naomi Lachance changed her avi and her name to be like her dog's name to dodge responsibility for calling

Glenn Greenwald a pedophile. Wait. Yeah. Glenn Greenwald. Friend of the pod. Friend and lawyer of this show. Yes. He'll represent us when we inevitably get sued by like Adam Eli or when we percent lie or when when we get sued for doing

an anti-semitism so incredibly litigious white gay is going to be absolutely yeah handled yeah um she was oh my fuck you naomi the chance i mean it's i don't even want to go into because it's like also who cares yeah that happened 15 years ago like the time for for cancellation is over but also like they have a happy marriage they have a billion dogs marriage I shut the fuck up like a bunch of kids that they adopted he's a successful like uh he's literally a congressman he's a successful congressman literally is that something is that something abusers let happen is abusers a quote-unquote allow their partner to become a congress is that something they would do you fucking bitch i'm gonna marry a 17 year old

and stop him from being uh sorry i'm gonna make him become like the most powerful queer voice in latin america most visible man yeah i'm gonna groom make him become like the most powerful queer voice in Latin America yeah I'm going to groom him into being like a successful person wow it's so exhausting the whole like all of the discourse around age stuff is just so fucking exhausting

just let people have fun go back to like the 70s in France and like have sex with 13 year olds again man like it doesn't make any difference anymore i mean have you been groomed max parody uh no i haven't been groomed uh i grew myself every morning you groom yourself every morning yeah i don't groom anyone that's it's nasty also i mean i've had underage people are embarrassing to talk to. I've had plenty of sex with older people. If anything, and not because I'm into older guys, but if anything, it's like being the younger one gives you so much more power than the older one.

Even if the older one is like, I understand people want to internalize some kind of structural critique here where it's like oh if a rich privileged american has sex with someone has sex with a dirty like immigrant like it's oh god there's so much of this is like so racist but like it's like you can't it's taking this like structural critique into like two individuals who like who are nuanced. I'm not even talking about David and Glenn. I'm just talking about in general. Yes.

The power exchange when it comes to stuff like love is so dynamic. If you're young and hot, you end up having way more power than anyone regardless regardless of how rich or like, yeah, I'm sorry, but like white to Naomi, they could be, it's, it's just absurd.

It's ridiculous. This is power. We're going to get to the point where people are literally like you. The only way you can ethically have sex is to fuck your identical twin. That's the only way you can have sex. Not even that. Power exchange. But then people start canceling each other because yeah it has to be a clone because if it's like an identical twin one of you had to have been born beforehand so yeah exactly any any amount of power is too much power uh everybody has an identical looking doll to them there's exactly the same height

you're supposed to dress the same way uh you're both verse no matter what you know would you if you had an identical twin would you have would you have sex with him if you had an identical twin would you have sex with it uh if he wasn't fat like i was like six months ago then yeah he's identical he's identical okay yeah fuck it why not okay yeah i i won't answer that question i just wanted to ask you i mean no i i probably wouldn't i just because i like i think if i had an identical tonight hate it i would fucking hate him so much i'd be i'd probably be fine with it. I don't know. I couldn't fucking. Now, fucking is one thing, but being sociable with them

and talking to them and having a conversation every morning, texting them good morning and good night or whatever or anything like that. So you would hate fucking? I would absolutely hate

interacting with my twin. Yeah, it'd be creepy. I wouldn't want it. Yuck. Yucky. Nasty. Ew. acting with my twin yeah it'd be creepy i don't i wouldn't want it yuck yucky nasty okay yeah so so what else i mean naomi lechance canceled bitch um she's a psyop her husband is such a cuck he was just like so like she has a husband i thought she was she has a husband no she has a husband uh he moved with her to her hometown in maine which first of all what are you doing moving back to maine like do you really need heroin that bad seems racist yeah exactly like what what's wrong with washington dc like weed is legal there man like it is

what can't you get in washington dc that you can get in in maine it's a 97 white uh state oh yeah well that's true yeah we know how right we know how racist she is good hot bags really someone who just seemed like to have a complete total fucking mental breakdown oh she had a complete mental break she she's been tweeting all day and all night. What a psycho. What else? Oh, are there fireworks happening where you are?

Oh, yes. Actually, that's really interesting. Getting to the real psyops. White women who are just naturally psyops. They don't need to be groomed into CIA assets. They just naturally are. So, I don't really... you're in california max is in sacramento yes so where i live right now we're getting really into the middle of summer at the moment like we're finally getting like this week we're getting highs in in the low

hundreds each day right gross we have uh we have like dry weather it's getting windy uh like perfect for the sort of a firestorm they've upgraded our our fire watch uh level to you know whatever you know just like they've stopped like stop burning uh any sort of fireworks or any sort of outdoor burning you know like they're completely banned in my county it's banned in sacramento county like you need a permit and yet every night i sleep with the window open because of the breeze it's nice and i can hear from sacramento when the breeze is nice and when the breeze hits just right i can hear all the fireworks from downtown so what do you think they're a psyop i i don't know i'm agnostic on it i wouldn't be surprised if it was and if it wasn't i it wouldn't be that much of a letdown like i could definitely see a bunch of you know

inner city kids being cooped up for six months uh just going insane and buying a bunch of fireworks now that it's close to fourth of july but on the other hand i wouldn't put it past the police to do this i mean it does feel like maybe a little too early to tell i mean if fireworks go on for like another month then it'll be sus but i don't i mean like personally speaking i'm already balls deep in a uh in a in a psyop i'm already i've already seen one you know we know how invested i am in this zach schaefer thing okay something okay actually something really funny happened So me and my friend, I don't want to say her name. I think Shaw came up with the name Sapphire for her when we talked about it. But anyways, me and codename Sapphire went and scouted a, well, didn't scout.

We shadowed Zack at one of these de-escalator marches. Those are so whack whack what are they even doing you're just going out for a walk they're just yeah they're just uh on a little cop sponsored stroll um but we went de-escalators have now rebranded as uh a quote-unquote nyc marchers i don't oh they had to shake it damn it but um it's because the guy who was running de-escalators is this uh guy named randy he's really cool actually i really like randy he's a he's a king and a pimp he's this older black guy um who was arrested by cops um very early on in the protesting and it may be that, this is all alleged,

maybe that he's been somewhat compromised with the NYPD arresting him and saying, hey, do this, we will lessen your sentence or bail or whatever, I don't know. But anyways, he is a really, he's a really cool guy. I would legit like to hang out with Randy regardless of the horrible work he's doing with the NYPD. He had to step down because he went live on the de-escalator Instagram.

And a bunch of people were spamming the live and calling him a cop. And he threatened to fight them. Yeah. Well, what's wrong with that? In the name of nonviolent de-escalation. I don't see the issue with that. If you call me a cop one more fucking time i dare you to call a cop to my face i will i will fucking kick the shit out of you he went

off it was so funny and then the next that energy go honey i know and then the next day he had to step down he like he resigned because he was like i'm tired of having my name smeared and it's like okay well good um anyways me and my friend who i've been working with on this with a few others Because he was like, I'm tired of having my name smeared. And it's like, okay, well. Good. Anyways, me and my friend, who I've been working with on this with a few others, we scouted a Zach protest. We were walking along with them. Like thousands of people. They just fucking hijack these marches. We were walking over the Brooklyn Bridge.

And we ended up in Washington Square Park park and they did this thing this is what randy was still in the group they called everyone around there may be like 250 people at this point in washington square park at like 10 o'clock at night and they have a few speakers um there's this old guy who goes up there and talks about how um it's important to not ask for too much. And it's actually disrespectful to the people who came before us to ask for, quote unquote, too much. And by too much, he meant defunding the police. He's like, listen up, y'all. We cannot be asking for too much.

It's disrespectful to the people who fought for the small gains we got, which is just like so crazy. I mean, what the hell? What small gains, by the way? like so crazy i mean what the hell what small gains by the way like minneapolis bd had had all eight no he meant like he meant in like the civil rights movement he was like old as shit he was like 90 and he's like i've seen all this stuff happen and it doesn't happen through demanding things you can't get and it's like okay dude what's a 90 year old doing at a mass at a mass protest he's their biggest eye up props to him nothing gets him as an individual

seems like a cool guy again but i hope he's getting past your pay yeah um just the function you're serving is evil right now but anyways then randy went up and r Randy had like a really insane speech that ended in him calling for both black power and white power. Remember that meme? He said white power. Yes. He's like, we need black power, but don't forget.

We also need white power. It was like, everyone in the crowd was just like, bro, what are you talking? Why would you like the idea behind that is just insane the idea that like we need to like that we need white power as well in this context is just like so gross we gotta queer we gotta we gotta desegregate and we gotta we gotta decolonize the kkk

i know it's fucked up but it's like we need white power and then anyways they were like they were like okay y'all like you guys can stay around we're gonna have a dance battle so they had a dance battle but before they could get to the dance battle this guy this homeless guy who lives in washington square park came up shirtless had like long hair that was in a ponytail like caveman caveman type guy. Yes. Again, a really cool guy. This whole night was just full of pimps. He was so fucking cool.

He came up and he's like pretty crazy. He came up and he stole the mic from one of them and he's like a big guy and he's kind of hot. And he took the microphone and stood up on this like little like cement like cement kind of walkway thing he was elevated right and he starts screaming at everyone in the crowd he's like i live here this is my home you're being loud because it it was like 11 o'clock at this park and they're blasting yeah just starting to blast really loud music and then he's like and then he's like he invited

everyone to move in and he's like yeah you can come you can live here in my home with me again talking about the park you can live here in my home with me but you have to wear all green we only wear green in my home so if you're ready to do that if you're ready to wear green you can come live with me and he's talking about his home and his like i think he's god my kingdom tell me while all of these little like nypd compromised organizers are being like sir can we please have the mic back sir please this is a peaceful event like trying to like reason with this guy and he's just like screaming and there's music blasted like dance music blasting and like half the crowd was dancing it was literally one of the great like the

most unhinged events i've ever been to in my life it was so funny i can't wait to get we need to get the that got that homeless guy in on the counter counterinsurgency work because he did an amazing job he derailed their their copaganda very very well uh but that was yeah that was so funny and at the end of that i i left and i asked a bunch of cops who were standing because they're like 250 people people making a lot of fucking noise at night there were literally five cops eating ice cream outside of the park just fucking like not worried at all because clearly something that's coordinated and i was just like of course i was like hey do you guys know zach schaefer do you guys know why there's so few of you here why are there only five cops here i've been to so many protests that have like a much bigger much bigger

police pro like presence. I asked him if I knew who Randy Williams was, the escalators were, and the cops like literally were just like smirked in my face, like a jealous, like a, like a guilty childhood. It was so they clearly knew what I was talking about.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So anyways, that's the real psyop. The other psyop, I don't know. I don't know where I fall on the fireworks stuff.

They have been going here like constantly. But I think like there are a couple different ways to think about this. The argument that I would make for it not being a psyop is that like – I mean fireworks are a huge industry. And 4th of July this year fell on a Saturday, which is like a big deal for that industry. It should have been like a massive thing. Not only that, but you could do like one Friday night, like a show on Friday night and another one on Saturday proper. Like you are making bank if you're a fireworks operator. And again, they make a lot of money.

It is a big seasonal industry, like Halloweenlloween stores popping up all the time yeah firework stands are everywhere especially again this year when it falls on a saturday they have and all these events have been canceled right no cities are putting on their gay little fourth of july shit none of that so you have a massive surplus of professional grade and otherwise fireworks everyone's bored you know why wouldn't why wouldn't they be why wouldn't they be selling at a very like uh like uh unprecedented level um than ever before because i mean this the circumstances for it make perfect sense i mean also when you take into account that like Circumstances for it make perfect sense. I mean, also when you take into account that like cops are otherwise like way too preoccupied to enforce like clamping down on like distribution of fireworks.

You know, it's probably really low ranking on their priorities right now. So people are just shipping in fireworks from wherever if you're not in a legal state and selling them and cops aren't going to go after them like they like they would otherwise so i think they're busy killing black people yeah well yeah i think the conditions there are um oh it's a perfect storm yeah exactly exactly that's the argument i would make for it not being a sign up where i which i think i agree um with i don't know but the argument that i would make is that fireworks are fucking cool and there's nothing wrong with fireworks has anyone considered that they just want us to party yeah there's nothing wrong with fireworks

maybe it's time to start partying people I guess so the argument I would make that the fireworks are a psyop is that like well this is what I've seen other people say and it doesn't make sense i mean the cops have done crazy shit before to like stall oh yeah a

movement um it's real folks but i think you know they're like it's multi-pronged effort i mean it keeps people from from sleeping well i think they can do better than this yeah i think they could too but just like run their sirens all night just to spin our wheels here you know it keeps people from sleeping well generally disorients them which results in like uh all a general public blaming that blaming that and abuse victims blaming that on the protesters. Yeah, exactly. It's our vets. The vet that has threatened our co-host Jacques' life many times is probably ready to just kill Jacques, honestly. almost dying i don't anyways um yeah it makes you blame the protesters for not being able to sleep being annoyed by the fireworks and then it also could in turn keep the protesters awake and like energize them i also heard someone say that this was like i was like okay Okay. Really woke. Someone said that the fireworks are an effort to desensitize people to the sound of gunshots and explosions. So when the military invades to kill all of the protesters, no one will care. Ah, it's just fireworks again.

ah it's just fireworks again it definitely definitely sounds it sounds the same like a couple of fireworks going off sounds exactly the same as a fucking bunk stock m16 that we used as people getting uh predator droned i know um that that does that's one of those things that you hear that you're just like oh yeah of course it makes total sense and then you think about it for a second and you're like, no. Yeah, yeah, no. Like these people have not heard a gun go off before. Yeah. People think a sparkler sounds like a machine gun going off,

like a fucking minigun, like wearing into life. No, that's not how it works. One thing I can see happening is that like, and this one of my friends said this to me she was like maybe the cops are just like maybe the cop maybe they're being distributed and like the cops just aren't responding to them not because they're too busy but just because cops want to remind people how necessary the police are you know oh no what will i do at three in the morning when uh my people are calling my

neighbor's kid is is uh blowing up fireworks outside god i wish i could fucking talk to them or open the window and tell them to fuck off people are calling the cops they are calling the cops in the fireworks yeah it's like six in like in new york was like six thousand calls and the cops yeah the cops are responding yeah you listen you listen to the to the fire uh the fire scanner or whatever and you hear like non-stop like from i don't know like sundown to sunup like just calls about fireworks and nothing else yeah and nothing happens gee i fucking wonder why but it's just so funny like if this was a cop scheme to be like, we're going to make them miss us so much by not responding to something we wouldn't respond to anyways. It's such pieces of shit.

If they respond like they're killing someone in the process. Yeah, totally. One of those fireworks go off, guns are out, someone's going to be left on the ground. Yeah, totally. When those fireworks go off, guns are out, someone's going to be left on the ground. But there have been some sus videos of like – like one of my friends who lives in Brooklyn was showing me like a map of where all the complaints had been made from, and they're all like four block radius of the police station

in um he's in bed style i think um which is like okay so what so then maybe the cops are driving around with a bunch of fireworks and like letting them off every block maybe i don't know i guess it could be maybe it's like the bricks and uh like during the like the first week of the protest remember how they like they just put breaks down wherever like in la and boston and minneapolis just like making people be like oh some some fresh cop breaks are here maybe we can just go out and loot and do whatever yeah uh yeah maybe it's that maybe that's they're expecting people to go and pick them up and of course like why wouldn't you confusion

here only like makes if there was a real counter counterinsurgency effort going on which there is in the form of like all of these paid actors doing these like pro cop stunts all of these weird organizations that are popping out of nowhere getting massive profiles in media leading explicitly explicitly peaceful protests through fucking no like parks and shit that's a psyop the whole the focus on anything else that isn't like confirmed a psyop or like clearly one is your psyop you're psyoping yourself honey yeah so i don't really care about the protests or about that so i care about the protests i don't really care about the fireworks yeah no the fireworks are fine if you have

just a childhood like i can tell who who the like new york checkies are who like moved into new york and aren't like natives because those are all the ones that are complaining about and like really being like a bitch about do you think it's a gentrifier thing i think so yeah i don't know i think working i mean working people are probably just as i'm sure i'm sure they're just as annoyed but but there's a particular tone that some of these checkers take. They're not going to need to complain about it publicly, though. That is a bourgeois blue check trade. I wish some cops would come over

and fucking slap a boot in these black kids' asses and finally let me sleep at night. Well, they can't call the cops, so they just have to tweet about it yeah well die um what else um i love that i can make death threats on this it is cool no one's gonna clip it no one's gonna listen you can't do it on twitter you can't make death threats on twitter and twitter is not fun anymore what is fun now and or sorry twitter's not fun anymore up until the point where all the disgusting tumblr

kids go to tiktok uh because that's another big movement that's going yeah hopefully hopefully that venn diagram kind of separates those two circles out a little bit and there's less overlap between one group and the other. Okay. We should, okay, speaking of TikTok. Yes. Teens. The Afro-Latino teen. Afro-Latino. Afro-Latino.

I love him so much. People want to comment and say that I am lying about my ethnicity and about being black. And so I just thought I'd share with y'all the fact that I am lying about my ethnicity and about being black. And so I just thought I'd share with y'all the fact that I am not lying. So here's my mother and my father's skin tones compared. Okay, my name's Ryan. Me and my dad have the same name. Let me show you something.

Let me show you something. Okay, look, Ryan's parents. As in my dad's parents. As in my dad's parents. Yes, my dad has very European looks in any pictures of him because he's fat. I'm just going to say that. That is so fucking fat looking.

My dad, I know my dad looks white, but he's actually just fat. That's true though. All white people are fat. Oh no, he's totally right. He's totally right. These are his biological parents.

They are both black. Born and raised in Cuba. So please, shut the fuck up. I didn't even feel really like I needed to justify my existence as an Afro-Latino because... I was not prepared

for him actually saying it. I don't think I ever got this far. Oh, it's so funny. That doesn't sound right coming out of his mouth afro latino that that sounds all it sounds like he's possessed i am i always have been one i've never felt the need to prove myself since y'all want to play games i'll prove myself like y'all want me spit in a tube I'll spit in a tube like it's just so whack so yeah thank you for watching thank you for attacking me and not even giving me the benefit of the doubt and making me have to prove you

wrong so love you guys peace out to everyone who believed me and stood by me. So thank you guys. Mwah. Okay. Yeah. So this twink, I mean, this,

this is why I don't trust Cubans. Yeah, no, it's really, you can't, well, you can't trust Cubans who left Cuba. Yes.

That is a big distinction. Cuban Americans are PNG in my book. Yeah. Cubans in Cuba. I don. In particular, white Cubans. That is a big distinction. Cuban Americans are PNG in my book. Cubans in Cuba, y'all good money. This guy isn't even like a white Cuban. He's like... Afro-Latino? Mormon. Okay.

Yeah. People found a picture. I love this. People found a picture of his family, like his immediate family. Uh-huh. And, okay, so in this video, he's like, he opens it up and there's a picture of his grandma and grandpa and his dad. And his grandma and grandpa, he says they are black. He says it like that.

Yeah. He's like so frustrated that people don't believe him. He's like, they're black. That's just a guy who's been outside like all day they literally just look like any white person who's any white retiree who's been burned to a crisp in the arizona like retirement home sun is that is the shade they are they may be black i don't know that's what they look like it's it's completely beside the point because this kid is totally besides the point yeah totally where did he did he grew up like did he grow up in like miami did

he grow up in uh like the southern united states or like where he like honestly probably like utah i think this kid is mormon i think he's probably like mormon or something he's mormon hot i'll give him that but um and then and so then he he uh shows shows his dad in this picture and he's like, as you can see, my dad looks white because he's fat. He was spitting. Spitting fire. Honestly, he spilled with that one. He was right about that. All white people are fat in the

way that that guy is other races are fat but white people in particular are fat in the way that his dad is where it's just like it's just like the gut over the the walmart gut over the uh like descendant knees two two t-shirts underneath as well that's a big fat boy move he's wearing Spanx the voice build

on this in particular and then he says Afro Latino the thing is you know I'm just like Afro Latino

and some people don't want to talk about that because it's like bad for me to be like Afro Latino and have blonde hair my mommy and my daddy don't talk to me about that because it's like bad for me to be like apropos latino and have blonde hair he's my

mommy and my daddy don't talk to me about the holocaust because they say my grandpa my grandfather fell out the guard tower and uh and so when they moved to cuba in 1946 without papers and with a bunch of gold uh you know they didn't tell me about no nothing about my grandpa you know like i've been having this this picture of my my grandma i have like old picture de mi abuela and abuela mangle and and you know like she's been teaching me so many things you love classic barubian music like ricardo ricardo wagner he's very good my favorite chilean music do you think he's a do you think he's a not see there are two kinds of white latinos though there are nazi white latinos yes which i am which i am not for the record. I am, by the way. I'm learning to deal with it every day. You are a fucking contra-Latina. We won't get into that.

I want to save you from being canceled. Yes. We can go over that. I've gone over that in premium episodes. Yeah, yeah. If you want to hear about... Pay $5 a month at the very fucking least if you're going to cancel me.

You're a contra. If you want to hear about... Pay $5 a month at the very fucking least if you're going to cancel your contract. I guess maybe there are more than... Well, no. There are Nazi white Latinos. I was going to say there are Spanish white Latinos. No, no, no. If you're Spanish, you're not Latino, you're European.

No, no, no. Hold on. There's a distinction. There are people whose families were so racist and so not latino you're european no no no hold on hold on like there's there's a distinction they are people who whose families were so racist and so like like insular that they didn't have sex with they didn't marry with any other family that wasn't also 100 spanish descent or like european descent yeah but you're not latino no yeah you live in Latin America. Like, you are part of the power. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fine.

You're like a really evil Latino. Like, you are nasty. I know, they're just like not human. Okay, there's the Spanish ones, the descendants of conquistadors. But you're not Spanish then. You are just like Mexican or Guatemalan, wherever you live.

You're not Spanish. I'm talking about people who live in Spain. Oh, yeah. European. Shut the hell up. So there's those kinds. The conquistadors. And then you have beautiful, normal white Latinos like me who just have

one white parent and one Latino. Completely by accident, you have one white parent and one Latino parent. That's the only way you get a normal white Latino. That's the only way yes that you are white to know who is a human otherwise you're a conquistador or you are like literally like one generation away from a nazi the most cursed people on earth literally the most cursed people like for them like the oh my my grandpa fell off the guard tower joke like isn't not it's not just a joke it's also like a lie because the grandpa like they just

threw a mannequin off the guard tower and moved to bolivia in 1946 literally like faked his death in nuremberg and moved away i got rat lined up ever ever since my my grandma taught me classic Argentinian food like pretzels and wiener sausages and lagers, I've been eating so good, man. You don't know, fool, what I've been eating. We're getting latino out here it's so funny but this this kid this kid isn't do you think he's a nazi one no no no i'm i'm pretty sure like his the nazis didn't go to cuba no no no they didn't go to cuba or actually you know what they probably did but they left immediately like as soon as castro took power they were fucking out of there like as soon as any clouds starting forming started forming in cuba they were gone to venezuela and like gone to bolivia and argentina

all the rest yeah um my theory on this kid is that his his he has a white mom because he doesn't mention his mother so she must be white but the dad is so white yes because his parents like his grandparents are white they're just like have been out sunbathing in miami waiting for yeah waiting for jfk to like reactivate the cuban contras and like do a second bay of pigs invasion and then he died totally and then they just never left it's so funny i guess and there are pictures of him like where there's this video clip of him wearing a do-rag and he's like really really offensively like like smacking his lips and you can tell he's like he's about to like just fucking he is teeing up honey he's he's ready warming up that AAVE gun.

And he doesn't get to fire it because a woman in the background is like, what are you doing? And it's his mom. And it's his mom. Yes, shout out to her. He's like wearing a durat, like wearing a purple velvet durat. If my kid did that, I would beat them. Oh my god. I would be so embarrassed i'd be so

ashamed oh christ i i i literally if i like had set if i was a bottom i would beat this kid yes yes you would have dyed your hair already you would have had uh yes 100 so close to being this person it's so fucked god smiled on you one day and like completely changed the course of your life and i know before you like became woke to becoming like to your afro-latino identity yeah like you just completely like diverted and saved yourself so my my grandfather was bri bri which is an indigenous like people of costa rica but i would never weaponize that i don't know what the fuck those people do i can't claim that for myself i'm not gonna do a war or anything they were chilling they're not getting oppressed i'm afro-Latino. Come on.

But yeah, no, this kid's amazing. There is a picture of his family. Maybe we can make that picture the episode art because it is like, it is, it's, they all look like golden retrievers. They are like, so, like, they're crackers. I don't know. They are honkies in their into their bones 100 love him um i do not know what's gonna happen to this kid i hope he can hopefully find a job

one day i hope he's like just like he goes to nyu for for five years isn't the kind of person you want to make more desperate. Because he will make Coco even crazier. Well, that's what we want, ostensibly, right? This is already good enough. We could stop here, but think of the possibilities. Just like a gas station

job or something. I don't know. Let him go hang out at... Retire him to Bryan Singer's pool now. Just let him go. Let him go hang out at, let him retire him to Bryan Singer's pool now. Just let him go. Let him go. I guess they go to Little St. James. Yeah.

He's doing club bad at Little St. James? I hope he can get a job. I've been trying to think about what I could possibly do for a job and I'm ready to just, I have a plan i'm legally changing my name to mauricio okay yes 100 um i can lie instead of going to college which i will never do i can just lie about going to college because really who even

maybe i'm being so stupid here but like who even checks that uh there's an entire like usa cable cable tv series about just that about like a guy that's that's what suits is about i used to watch that shit with my mom all the time i have no idea what that gay shit is but it's it's about uh this twink this white twink who goes to like he's like a weed delivery guy who like like walks in the wrong door and suddenly he has to like people think he's a lawyer or something and like you're like yeah that's not gonna that's not that's not gonna happen to me i will have to worm my way in there but i can lie about you are fully warming because i don't think i don't think anyone checks that how would they check that no people already think

people already think i go to i went to bard for some reason i people like literally for years people have been asking me did you go to bard what class are you a bard i don't even know what bard is literally i don't know it sounds it sounds like uh what you would call like a bus system and some like third rate city i have no idea but um i can do that but then i need to actually like really work on the cover i need to figure out what like i need to actually look like i went to college instead of just look like i ran away from home to rob convenience stores i need to like i really need to like like like professionalize it a bit. So I was thinking I could like all those freaks where like dinosaur printed socks,

you know, to be like fun. I can do that. You can rob a Brooks brothers or something. Yeah. How else do I come across as having gone to college? I can have annoying little like pop of personality in my socks. I can do that um i can use a bunch of

like precocious third grade language by like calling things like saying we're like ostensible or you can use a bunch of like spelling tremendous tremendous yes okay what else how else do i come across this he's a bunch of sat words like go go back to the old notebooks bow tie wear bow tie uh i have i can give you uh all of harry potter on uh hardback you can get a harry potter tattoo yes yes you need a sorting hat tattoo it's hard it's really hard to think about how to become a completely different kind of annoying faggot yes well because you've already like we've had it down pat like we we have learned and we have fought our way into annoying faggot them but for other people it just comes so naturally you know with a degree born that way yeah we made a choice we made a choice we chose to be annoying annoying gays other people

are born like that um okay well watch out watch out world i will uh find a way to uh to present this having gone to college and when that happens and i'll find a way to stop you for your own good. I mean, I also did try to apply for unemployment, but I can't get unemployment. Yes. Because I've tried to do that too. They do.

They also do this thing where it's like, Oh, you need to prove that you've applied. You need to like apply for one job a week or something. And I'm just going to be like, Oh, sorry. I applied for it to be ceo of exxon

they didn't hire me to apply for jobs like way above yeah yeah sorry exxon said no sorry juan guaido isn't hiring anyone right now yeah literally that was uh people on twitter talking about how like the john bolton book says he's like uh trump said he's like hillary or whatever and like immediately before that trump's like yeah he's like he's like beto but all the libs like aren't they like sucking off john bolton right now they're rioting him so hard i wish i was john bolton right now i haven't got a pussy in so long i need that okay we should going off the psyop thread of this episode there are some really funny um fake flyers that are being written up

and passed around at protests there is this one i've seen one or two of those but okay i have like the three on that i have a really really good one that was passed out in denver that my friend sent me a picture of um it is so funny okay it's written in like it's in um that font that's impact yes it's a it the meme font? It's, yes, it's impact. It's italicized and bold as well. There's plenty of underlining. It is the most aggressive font. Okay, but it starts like this. Someone took a graphic design course

in community college. Okay, I'll read it to you. Democrat, hear the call. The time for action is now. Republicans are enslaving, killing the brown man. You are next. War-mongering Republicans understand only one thing. War.

It is time to eliminate them before they kill us all. We must act now to save the world. Republicans are not actual humans. They are a subhuman troglodyte and God approves of killing them. All right. Activate, assimilate, isolate, assassinate. No border, no wall, no USA at all. Reject whiteness, reject greed.

Death to America is all we need. Fox News, you are a fucking... Fox News, if you're a Republican, we'll fuck you to death. We'll train your faggot children to kill. Yes. Thank you. we'll fuck you to death we'll train your faggot children to kill yes thank you thank you that was passed out as if i wish that was real it was i mean yeah i wish that was real that that like real real i was i was thinking about it and i was like okay who is the kind of person who actually believes this and i was like oh me that's like yeah yeah so someone needs to work on their dr umar impression

if they're really gonna but yes it is very dr umar but it's like we'll train your faggot children why did we come up with this man i don't know but it's like it's so funny because it's it's so clearly written by like a deranged right winger trying to like, but trying to inhabit and like reflect the, um, the, like the mind frame of being a liberal, you know,

this is how, this is how they think libs talk to each other. And it's so funny because they can't, they cannot in any way imagine that um other people don't want don't love mass murder as much as they do yes yes like explicitly like their like libs have a insane death like uh lost for blood but yes it's much more like tempered and metered and covert than the right ring one for Libs it's more about like it's more about

the journey rather than about all the mass murder they need to feel good whatever makes them feel good like they're being a good person however we can stop like black people from getting from getting state help in any way god fuck let's force them to like get

pell grants in order like open a small business in a majority black neighborhood for three years before they get a fucking grant they're all bloodthirsty but yeah exactly this is particularly right wing where it's just like republicans are not actual humans they are subhuman troglodytes and god approves of killing them. IMAX level projection. And that was just one page. There's another page of this, which is like so long. It's a front and back.

The back is like nine paragraphs. Yes. Okay, but one funny thing here. The people's new constitution guarantees everybody paradise and equality check it out free health care for all yes free education for life yes free food and solar energy for life yes where are you where do i sign up for this guaranteed uh guaranteed basic income for life yes guaranteed job of choice for your life. Yes. Guaranteed housing for life. Yes. No border. Yes.

No wall. Yes. No USA at all. Okay. They're recycling material, but that was strong. They are literally doing a much, this pamphlet is doing a much better job of setting goals for the protest movement that's happening right now then yes many are I'll say that okay but at the end of this

screed it just says there's this whole endorsed by list as if to like legitimately so better be on there endorsed by Colorado Education Association Colorado Democratic Party

are you fucking kidding me a state Democratic Party. No. Are you fucking kidding me? A state Democratic Party would endorsing God approves of killing all Republicans. Endorsed by La Familia Latina Unida, Color of Change, Center for Media and Democracy, County Sheriffs of Coloradoado antifa colorado me familia both that all of it uh also just just blm they put blm there and then it ends your neighbors and everybody else so join us or die cool again like what if this is actually this should this should be what we're handing out. Yeah, absolutely.

This is so cool. These people have the right message. First of all, they were spitting that hot fire, number one. Number two, like, that is the level of, like, enthusiasm and, like, militant. We'll train your faggot children to kill. Yes, yes. Militant determination to change the world. By any means necessary. like military like military train your faggot children to kill yes yes military determination to change the world we are going to have a gay child a faggot child army is he gonna be gay and not only are we turning your your gay son gay like we're also training him to kill republicans

so cool fucking cool is that um yeah imagine if they actually did something with gay people like with gay people aside from a military camp for if they're queering the iraq war we're too powerful we're too powerful they won't let that happen there's another side and back that fake psyop uh flyer that was another fake psyop flyer that was passed out this one was also written by cops and or those on the right. Like cool guys. Yeah, really cool guys. There's a big Black Lives Matter logo at the top of the page. And then it says, attention, white men, women, and children.

You are the enemy. We will not stop until there are more white homicides than black. We will not stop until all white people are sent to re-education camps yep yep we will not stop until white people pay extra taxes to support black individuals we will not stop until black power runs all government yes sir we will not allow any white person to date another race which is the funniest one um that's just like something for them that that's you know a little sum for you you know like uh white people have to pay extra taxes a little sum for me we don't have to date any black people like that that is and then uh we will not allow any white people to date another race we support no white owned business totally hear you there um yes hate and and i have to hate is okay

if directed at and then in all caps white families nothing wrong nothing wrong with that just okay totally this is passed out at like some probably just some cucked march and um by by cops probably or the right and i just imagine the kind of like the because for in a lot of places right now the protests are unfortunately the same like composition of like the women's march really not all of them of course still believe it's a nice day out with signs at the end of the day yeah and imagine being one of those women who goes wearing like a pussy hat and just has like no clue is like doing it to post a picture because it's like the protests are like a photo op for a lot of white people white women in particular but like being one of those ladies and being past this

flyer it's like it is okay if it's directed at white families and she's like yes yes absolutely i agree well i but but like those kind of women live live in such a kind of like low they're essentially like low information people because they have just like a direct funnel of like charlotte climber 12 uh tweets right into their their their brain but like that makes for a really um just fundamentally guilty person it adds on top of just like the fundamental guilt that comes along with being a white liberal they're primed for that sort of thing yeah so they always have to, like, if any, if, like, a black woman handed a white liberal woman this pamphlet, I would love to see how she would react. Like, have to, like, reconcile all of that about, like, still being woke. Like, if this is what, like, white fragility said.

If this is what white fragility said, then I would have bought 80 copies and just like handed them out at every single like gone to church and handed them out to every single like white family like all the filipinos they don't get to you know they don't get a copy but all the white families yeah like where i live it's like all filipino families and like three like three latino families and the rest are just filipinos are latino filipinos are technically the most fucked up like latino but we we accept them maybe maybe they're the the highest the tier one operators of latinos they're fucked up in my book but you're free to have that assessment if you like if you so choose i think they're cool uh i think they're they're fucking great but they're massively fucked up they are they are uh not doing well uh right now wow okay you want to keep going i don't

i don't know man look at the philippines since i mean not not through any fault of their own it's just like you know they live in a country that's always been uh coveted by the united states as i mean it's a i mean it's essentially an american colony yeah it still is yeah it is it is an america it's yeah yeah i've seen 90 day fiance i'm woke now oh my oh my god i saw the funniest i don't know if you've seen this i saw the funniest episode of 90 day fiance where this white hog woman from uh i think it's from tallahassee florida is that the one where she goes to morocco yes yes okay it is so funny because she's just like she's 22 she has she has a kid she has golden retriever brain and a daughter um but she's like yeah i'm gonna go to morocco to meet my husband and i don't know

what kind of food they have there but i hope it's good food like because my only diet is pizza and hamburgers and hot dogs and macaroni and cheese that i just love i love macaroni and cheese i hope they got that in morocco and she gets to morocco and the guy has sex the guy is kind of hot the guy can can absolutely get it and you know what like he is like the good guy in this situation he's a sweetheart um he he sees her and he doesn't even you know he's very good at uh managing his surprise at how fat she is and because because which is i mean nope she was cute but like clearly clearly she catfished you can just tell 100 because he does say like oh i i did not know she's so big it's just it was really sweet but then they have they have sex the first night

and then every night after that he's just like it is illegal in my country for us to sleep in the same room it is illegal in my country for you to touch me he has his post nut clarity and just leaves her leaves her to the kicks her to the curb like almost yeah she stays after he's just like she stayed not only did she stay she stayed i think through didn't that like happen through covid did she go and like get stuck oh i don't i don't know okay that would be so funny after the whole filming had wrapped and everything she went back i think oh i think so i haven't seen that much all i saw was just him clearly lying to her about the the laws um in effect in barack Morocco where he was just like if you put your

hand around my back in public I will be killed go off what a genius he slammed that one night and then got it out and then you blame the Muslim Brotherhood

God bless. We all need to readjust our game to his. Because, man, man, oh, man. He made them sleep in separate bedrooms. That's such a pimp move. And she keeps going out to these markets and stuff. And she's like, is that a donkey? Why is there a donkey on the street? And he like shut up bitch it's normal and she's just like hey they don't

that doesn't happen in florida and she and okay also they go out to eat and he orders all of her food he's like clearly trying to put her on a diet yes yes the funny shit is like in florida like her family's just all nagging her like about about about this and of course like they they have a reason to like she's going to fucking halfway across the world i don't think she's a guy she's never met before i don't she had no she didn't even like google morocco oh she had zero clue i think she thought i think she thought she was going to mexico yes like i think she thought that this guy was Latino. I can't read this cursive they got in Mexico,

but you know. So funny. I love that. I love that bitch. I forget what the guy, I think the guy's name is like Kazan or something. I need to look that case up again. That's really, that was a good read on like really entertaining.

Really good episode. And again, yes, I, he, would you call that grooming? No. No. No. They're two like I mean granted one of them is very stupid but they're both

like consenting adults. They both knew I mean her level of stupidity is very high. Kind of matches the what you could call i mean like a uh it matches the uh disadvantage he has for not being an american in this context right like first it's just total level playing playing field yeah yeah right They are both handicapped in one way or another. And not in a

mean way. I mean in like a golf way. You know what I mean? Yes, absolutely. That episode's really good. I think you should go watch it again. I watched it with CJ on EatChainStream. Rick, I only... In Florida, I only eat pizza. watch it again it's like i watched it with cj and and with uh like on on each chain stream

in florida i only eat pizza you know got that just like completely didn't even look at the wikipedia page like they use squat toilets there lady like did you even know like you know how to use those motherfuckers you know how to practice voodoo after you shit there's literally a scene of her like i i saw this in like the like coming up next episode i didn't watch it but there's a scene of her where she's just like crying and like crawling around the desert like she's like she's just like in the middle of the desert and she's for some reason just like they're like camels and she's like on all fours just like crawling and crying through the sand yes it's

like yeah you're far from tallahassee you know what i'm happy she had this experience it's probably a net positive for her not only did she like get tv cameras attention around her it expanded her it expanded her horizons. It taught her that she could leave America and come back alive. She is, that probably made her so racist. And she, she's probably the one who's writing these unhinged flyers

that are being passed out. It's probably her mother, honestly. She's even more psycho than her. Yeah. Because the lady's just dumb. Like, the mom is, like, full-on evil. Or not evil, but psycho. Well, I don't remember her mom.

Anyways, we can... We're out of time. We're out of time. You've had enough. Jock will probably be back. I don't know. We'll find out if he died or something. I feel like he...

Yeah, we'll find his remains. ...could just be, like, struck by lightning. He'll be fine. What if this happened to him? He survived, like, struck by lightning. He'll be fine. What if this happened to him? He survived, like, a month or so. That's true. All right.

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